Speaker 1: Did you guys just call yourself Mills because you are.
Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Okay, you know I don't have a
Speaker 1: lot of things I like to brag about, but I'm
Speaker 1: really good at rolling my arts. Can we do the
Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey now? Can we do it? My god? Go sister,
Speaker 1: give it to me your math? Do you? I love him?
Speaker 1: I love it best. He's the best. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the best really is our Calm
Speaker 1: Down podcast versus their podcast. I mean, stop facting like you.
Speaker 1: Guys are so successful and popular. Congratulations to Travis and Jason,
Speaker 1: love them both. Welcome to the Calm Down Podcast everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have so much to unpack and talk about. We do.
Speaker 1: Let's start with Travis dream. How is he smelling? Always
Speaker 1: smells amazing. It's leave Vuton, I believe Yeah that's what
Speaker 1: he said. Anyways, Uh, guys, we got two weeks. Super
Speaker 1: Bowl is finally here, Aaron, of course it's worth the
Speaker 1: NFC Championship Game. The Eagles advance will take on the
Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs. We mentioned Travis Kelsey. He will be
Speaker 1: taking on his brother Jason Kelsey, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: like and we talked about it when you were leading
Speaker 1: into your Bluck Party interview, which was incredible and obviously
Speaker 1: you know, have you get into all of that, but
Speaker 1: such so sad, right, like the Cinderella story didn't even
Speaker 1: get to get to midnight. It was ten o'clock, and
Speaker 1: we wanted the fairy tale, not even because we're partial
Speaker 1: to whatever our friends and wanted a game exactly. And
Speaker 1: I don't want to speak for you, you were working
Speaker 1: the game, but um, we just love the stories of
Speaker 1: families because Aaron and I go very close to our
Speaker 1: own families, and like, how cool is that for the Kelsey's,
Speaker 1: for his mom and dad to like, you know, you
Speaker 1: drive these boys to practice and you know their little league,
Speaker 1: the peewee football at all this and like to see
Speaker 1: it come to fruition where you get to stand and
Speaker 1: he Travis Eve said, He's like, my mom is gonna
Speaker 1: be a winner either way. It's so awesome. I can't
Speaker 1: wait for the game. Couldn't ask for a better matchup.
Speaker 1: I mean even those final four teams were the best
Speaker 1: teams all year long, So I can't wait for it.
Speaker 1: But um NFC Championship game. You're in Philadelphia. Go well,
Speaker 1: first of all, can we just give ourselves a little
Speaker 1: bit of love here? Hey? Fox, do you need any
Speaker 1: more evidence that we need a segment? Pretty much every week?
Speaker 1: And except for if I'm doing a late game. If
Speaker 1: I'm doing a late game, I love you, c T.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to feel that early. But if I'm
Speaker 1: being able one o'clock, why are we not getting a segment?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna do you know how many people
Speaker 1: texted me after that and said, you guys were fantastic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: welcome to the Calm Down podcast on the Fox Free Game.
Speaker 1: That's what she's called. So here's a little tease though.
Speaker 1: I got told by a little birdie that's putting together
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl rundown that we are gonna get a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes together. Now are we going to take
Speaker 1: liberties and take that minute thirty and make it three
Speaker 1: minutes and thirty seconds? Let's blow that run down? Right?
Speaker 1: Best stretcher out wrap? He trapped me. I need to
Speaker 1: ask is not working? Is not working? Whoa anyho? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I can't wait for that. Aaron and I will
Speaker 1: do our stand up comedy acts. Standing up or sitting down,
Speaker 1: fight for right to party. So Championship game, walk me through,
Speaker 1: you're working to San Francisco, forty Niners, Sideline and chaos,
Speaker 1: and let's about our segment. I mean, we couldn't have
Speaker 1: been Tutor, tell me Sean Payton love to be included
Speaker 1: in all of it. Me knock it off. This is
Speaker 1: what he said to me. And I don't care because
Speaker 1: Sean wouldn't care if I said this. After we do
Speaker 1: our hit together, I was leading to Aaron, who had
Speaker 1: sat down with Brock and Aaron and I never get
Speaker 1: to actually like do anything in the show together, right,
Speaker 1: So I say that we could be old enough to
Speaker 1: be you know, Brock's parents moms, because we could, right,
Speaker 1: That's like an actual fact, we could be his mother. Shan, go,
Speaker 1: did you guys just call yourself Mills because you are
Speaker 1: Sean Get over here, you a little cutie. I love
Speaker 1: him so much, and then of us and say to you, Aaron,
Speaker 1: just go, she's so great that anyways, no one's a
Speaker 1: bigger fan of Sean Payton than you and I. Okay,
Speaker 1: so super Bowl we have a lot to look forward to.
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, we have to go back revisionist
Speaker 1: history tell us. Because I haven't talked to you, I've
Speaker 1: been doing it, which is very rare for us not
Speaker 1: to actually be able to download on what's happened since
Speaker 1: the game. But you're on the sideline. Brock gets hurt.
Speaker 1: Go it's a part of the game. It sucks you
Speaker 1: hate it. I mean I think I was a little
Speaker 1: too emotionally invested because I love Kyle, I love John Lynch,
Speaker 1: we all do the players, and you just want a
Speaker 1: fair shot. You just want to you want both teams
Speaker 1: to be healthy. You don't want to see well, first
Speaker 1: Fred Warner goes down and we're thinking, holy sh it, no,
Speaker 1: like he's the heart and soul of the defense, Like
Speaker 1: get up, get up. He gets up. And then, like
Speaker 1: I said, you just don't want it to come down
Speaker 1: to what it did that they're on their fourth string quarterback.
Speaker 1: Then they lose him. So, which is crazy that Christian
Speaker 1: mccrazy is sitting there a book, a tablet, insert of whatever.
Speaker 1: People wouldn't believe if I told you this ship that
Speaker 1: was going on the sidelines Before we got on to record,
Speaker 1: I just was downloading with our producer, Richie's Zions, who,
Speaker 1: by the way, did. I'm just gonna brag and probably
Speaker 1: talk too much for a minute. But all of you
Speaker 1: young females that are listening to this and ask us
Speaker 1: about being in sports broadcasting or news, here's one for you.
Speaker 1: Here's a live TV one oh one. And this is
Speaker 1: why I get off on it, but not in this way,
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to see anyone get hurt. He
Speaker 1: goes out there, he gets, you know, injured, He comes
Speaker 1: back to the sideline. We don't think anything of it.
Speaker 1: When you do this for a really long time and
Speaker 1: you feel like you're eighty years old, you start to
Speaker 1: understand when doctors are walking over or or medical attention
Speaker 1: is going somewhere. It doesn't take a genius to figure
Speaker 1: something out. You're like, something's wrong. So I just went
Speaker 1: over and I saw the head doctor for San Francisco,
Speaker 1: who I love, go over to Brock. He starts looking
Speaker 1: at him, So I say to Z Richie's to be
Speaker 1: called Z as our producer. He has a lot of
Speaker 1: voices in his head. He is talking to Kevin, he
Speaker 1: is talking to Greg, he is trying to follow the
Speaker 1: game in real time. He is listening to me, He's
Speaker 1: listening to Ronaldi, he's talking to the director. He's I
Speaker 1: mean the amount of ship. I just told him the
Speaker 1: live feed of all of us talking to you. I
Speaker 1: would love you to put that out there. I never
Speaker 1: thought because I can't imagine what that was, so much
Speaker 1: freaking information coming in. So I said to Z, Philly's
Speaker 1: on the field. Offenses on the field, Z, when you
Speaker 1: get a second, just a minute, Aaron, and I see
Speaker 1: the doctor working on him. I wait a couple of seconds.
Speaker 1: I'm like, because they need to get a shot at
Speaker 1: right away. Ze. When you get a minute, Aaron, I
Speaker 1: need you to hold on. I could tell it was bad.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Ze, I need to talk to you right now.
Speaker 1: He's like, yes, Aaron, what is it? I was like,
Speaker 1: I need a camera on brock party right now. They're
Speaker 1: looking at I can't tell if it's his wrist, if
Speaker 1: it's his hand, it's you don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1: You like, is to literally need to get it in ears. Yea,
Speaker 1: they need to get it so we get a shot
Speaker 1: on it. Kevin is like, okay, la, la la, you
Speaker 1: know this is what's happening down there. We go to break,
Speaker 1: We go to break, and I see Brock getting up.
Speaker 1: I still see the medical attention with him. I see
Speaker 1: Kyle coming over. I'm like, can you open me up?
Speaker 1: When I say that, that means I'm talking directly to
Speaker 1: Kevin and Greg. I'm like, guys, something's going on. Like
Speaker 1: I can't tell if they're looking at this. I can't
Speaker 1: tell if they're looking at that. And He's like, you're
Speaker 1: coming back from break and you're gonna say this is
Speaker 1: happening and great. All of a sudden, I see Josh
Speaker 1: Johnson get up, I do my hit my mike is.
Speaker 1: I'm still talking to the guys. I see Josh Johnson coming.
Speaker 1: I go Greg, Greg, Greg Greg. I literally screamed like
Speaker 1: a little kid. I'm like, Josh Johnson is coming in,
Speaker 1: and Kevin's like, purties out, pretties out, and we're like,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, So this isn't break Like Z has
Speaker 1: to figure out and he goes, Okay, everybody calmed down.
Speaker 1: So Josh Johnson goes in the great plug for the
Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast. I'm still trying to see if they're
Speaker 1: working on pretty all the while, I'm like, who the
Speaker 1: funk is a backup quarterback? I knew before Christian McCaffrey
Speaker 1: joined the forty Niners that Kyle, you check was the backup.
Speaker 1: So I said in break, I said, hey, Greg, I
Speaker 1: know that you check is the backup. But he goes
Speaker 1: I think it's McCaffrey. I'm like, ship, I gotta figure
Speaker 1: this out, because what happens if he goes down, Josh
Speaker 1: Johnson goes down? Oh my god? What? There was a
Speaker 1: moment again, Greg saying something, Kevin saying something, I'm saying something,
Speaker 1: and Z just said, hey, guys, let's just let's stop
Speaker 1: for a second. Kevin, you bring us back. Aaron, you
Speaker 1: tell us what you saw. It was fucking awesome, awesome.
Speaker 1: He's been in every situation, everything. It produced a million
Speaker 1: Super Bowls and the chaos that ensues, but it is.
Speaker 1: It's a testament to his experience, but also to you guys.
Speaker 1: I mean, everyone's got their respective jobs to do, and
Speaker 1: your job is to tell the viewer at home what's
Speaker 1: going on. So it's like, you know, for you guys,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I can't imagine that that
Speaker 1: whole city for for the Niners. And again, you worked
Speaker 1: a lot of different Niners games. I mean, you worked
Speaker 1: the first Rock Party game with the Tom Brady game,
Speaker 1: and Christian McCaffrey's uh, you know, arrival to the Bay.
Speaker 1: It's like, there's, yes, you mentioned being emotionally invested, but
Speaker 1: this poor team, they overcame so much, got this far,
Speaker 1: and for their season to end the way it started,
Speaker 1: I know, with a quarterback going down. It's like Christa,
Speaker 1: you did the first interview, which trade Lance in Shanahan
Speaker 1: and then to think about Jimmy. Season started with Trey
Speaker 1: Lance and it ended with the mere thought that Christian
Speaker 1: McCaffrey would be going in even for testament to Brockberty
Speaker 1: though for going in, I mean this guy, and you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor, but the older nerve situation being reported,
Speaker 1: like for him to even go back in there to
Speaker 1: hand the ball off, I don't know. I just I'm
Speaker 1: excited for them. Obviously right now is not the time
Speaker 1: to talk about that. But they're very young. They have
Speaker 1: a lot there's you know, all those guys coming back
Speaker 1: and they're not done. You know, they've been in three
Speaker 1: of the last four NFC championship games. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of upside in that team. Um, they depite one piece,
Speaker 1: they need one piece, and that kid's not going to
Speaker 1: be ready for six months. They need one piece, don't say,
Speaker 1: and Kyle Shanahan they need one piece. It's an interesting conversation.
Speaker 1: One piece, one piece, hold off one day. Anyways, my
Speaker 1: final thought is this things that people don't see and
Speaker 1: I get it. It's part of the game. It's injuries.
Speaker 1: It sucks. I'm happy for the Eagles. Love those guys.
Speaker 1: They're awesome. But ye cutie too, like those kids at
Speaker 1: that Oh my god, that little girl. I cannot So
Speaker 1: there was a press con earlier earlier in the year,
Speaker 1: earlier in here on the broadcaster earlier here, and we
Speaker 1: had them on Amazon the next week. I never do
Speaker 1: this because just whatever, I'm a nerd, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: I belined for him and I go, Hi, I'm Charissa,
Speaker 1: I've never met you. I love your children. Because those
Speaker 1: baby bears up at that podium, and he was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I was trying to make sure that
Speaker 1: they say this what This was the earlier in the
Speaker 1: year press conference where you first got a glimpse into
Speaker 1: how cute they were. So when I saw them back
Speaker 1: up there, that little girl at her like mannerisms, I
Speaker 1: was like, how adorable and you know, like with us
Speaker 1: like being so close with the Staffords and like those
Speaker 1: little girls up with Matthew at the end, you know,
Speaker 1: last year, and that moment, Like how cool it is
Speaker 1: to like have that, Like those families don't see their
Speaker 1: dad a lot because they're working hard to get, you know,
Speaker 1: fulfill their dreams, and so it's like to be able
Speaker 1: to share that moment and really have it be a
Speaker 1: family affair. It was very cool. What a great super
Speaker 1: Bowl you have, sister. Are you excited? Yeah, it'll be good.
Speaker 1: I am trying to start getting the studying done now
Speaker 1: because once you know, we get to Arizona, it's like
Speaker 1: a ship show, free for all. I gonna go to
Speaker 1: bed early tonight. Oh. I went to about at two
Speaker 1: am because Sean and Chris our outside and I'm talking
Speaker 1: to drinking. Diane Long get over here. I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Super Bowl is such a fun I mean it's different
Speaker 1: for you, you know, like, yeah, I have some hits
Speaker 1: in the pregame, but like actually working the game and
Speaker 1: all the meetings and all the zooms that you have
Speaker 1: with these players and coaches and stuff and leading up
Speaker 1: to it, it's a very very busy week for you,
Speaker 1: and but also such a cool thing. I know I've
Speaker 1: mentioned it before on here, but I think you said
Speaker 1: this your fourth or your fifth super Bowl. Uh, it's
Speaker 1: the dream of where you always And we talked about it,
Speaker 1: uh like a week ago, and we were doing something
Speaker 1: which I'm excited for to come out and we'll share
Speaker 1: with you guys later, a fun little project that Aaron
Speaker 1: and I got to do together. But my proudest moment
Speaker 1: as a friend is like standing on the sideline with
Speaker 1: you right before you get to do your hit and
Speaker 1: right after just like, let's do that this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, but just like as little girls, we've always
Speaker 1: wanted to do this job, so never take it for
Speaker 1: granted and standing there on the biggest age and I
Speaker 1: can't wait for Rihanna. I know you'll be busy at
Speaker 1: halftime gathering your report, but I'm going to shine bright
Speaker 1: like a diamond and be dancing. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: how about Marcus? Was it arch As Valdes scant link
Speaker 1: that was like can I watch the performance? Buddy? Like, okay,
Speaker 1: can we say right now? Because we were trying to
Speaker 1: talk about it with Greg and Kevin the other night.
Speaker 1: I'm pulling her up on Spotify. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I'm allowed to say that because we're I heart?
Speaker 1: What does everyone think she's coming out already? I already know.
Speaker 1: I have the hope. You do know? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. In my mind, I
Speaker 1: think I know. So the beginning part of Diamonds, there's
Speaker 1: like the few notes and then it just like hits.
Speaker 1: I think that it's that because then she'll come back
Speaker 1: to it and he'll pull it up, it up enough
Speaker 1: fall out and then I think these are my predictions.
Speaker 1: I think Drake is coming out with or jay Z.
Speaker 1: I heard it's a possibility. Didn't it come out with Beyonce?
Speaker 1: Like if I'm Beyonce, I'm like, bitch you, I'm your wife,
Speaker 1: you better come out with me. No, I want that.
Speaker 1: I want the stage myself. I don't have to have
Speaker 1: him in. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. I was a
Speaker 1: song with Drake. She's got a lot, she's got the ones.
Speaker 1: From his view, she's got um see. I think run
Speaker 1: this Town tonight is what you want to hear. And
Speaker 1: let jay Z come out that can you end with
Speaker 1: We're gonna run this town tonight? Did I just say that?
Speaker 1: That was gross? I need the thank you end with
Speaker 1: Run This Town Tonight and Z. Part of me was
Speaker 1: thinking like Eminem, but I was like Eminem was last year,
Speaker 1: Like she's got I don't know Calvin Harris, she's got
Speaker 1: a song with Calvin Harris. Is he deejaying somewhere? I
Speaker 1: don't know. You guys submit your thoughts, questions, comments, and concerned.
Speaker 1: Speaking of that, this will be our segue into our
Speaker 1: new segment here on the Calm Down Podcast, which is
Speaker 1: all about the d ms that you guys respond to
Speaker 1: when we post. Our wonderful producer Ryan came up with
Speaker 1: this idea and I think it's fabulous. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: a new segment sponsored by sponsored by ourselves, because no
Speaker 1: one wants a sponsor yet until they hear how great
Speaker 1: it is. So you guys will comment or d m
Speaker 1: these things. So this first one is coming from at
Speaker 1: Hawk nineteen forty five, in response to Aaron saying she
Speaker 1: has a sensitive nose to body odor. How does she
Speaker 1: interview athletes in the locker room after a game if
Speaker 1: odor bothers her we're on the field, we don't. We
Speaker 1: don't go into a locker room. Thankfully, I don't need
Speaker 1: to go in there. That's their place. I'm good. I
Speaker 1: don't need to go in. I have a story and
Speaker 1: I will not say it on here. Maybe when we
Speaker 1: take this show on the road, I will share some
Speaker 1: stories that I'm not willing to share on here. Somebody
Speaker 1: told an athlete told me about a young woman that
Speaker 1: used to go into the locker room and was so inappropriate.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. There's a tease, So stay tuned for
Speaker 1: the show, buy tickets. Don't even say this really too.
Speaker 1: I hate that. It's kind of like what we were
Speaker 1: talking about with the interviews on camera, like this is
Speaker 1: their world space. I do have a role in this.
Speaker 1: You have a role in this world as well. But
Speaker 1: I like to stay in my world even like I'll
Speaker 1: say this really quick, like forty Niners. I was supposed
Speaker 1: to get the losing interview with Kyle Shanahan, which is
Speaker 1: what I think, one of the hardest things to do.
Speaker 1: But they were already you know, they were in there.
Speaker 1: He was I will tell you this. They were emotional.
Speaker 1: He came out right at the end after pregame was out.
Speaker 1: I don't hold that against them. This is their time,
Speaker 1: this is everything they've worked for. I can't even imagine,
Speaker 1: say a couple of things I was telling Jared about
Speaker 1: really fast, just that being their world. That walk to
Speaker 1: that locker room is so tough. I was. I was
Speaker 1: saying to Jared, how I feel like I'm invading their world.
Speaker 1: I just put my head down. I want to know
Speaker 1: what John Lynch was standing outside that locker room. He
Speaker 1: embraced every single player walking in, and that's who he is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know I'm there to do a job, like we're
Speaker 1: setting up, we're grabbing a light, like our camera guy
Speaker 1: is ready for any moment that Kyle comes out. We
Speaker 1: have to be ready to go. But guys are walking
Speaker 1: in like I saw Fred Warner, and I just put
Speaker 1: my head down and looked away. I don't want to
Speaker 1: look at that. I don't want to be like the
Speaker 1: kind of reporter where I'm like staring at them. This
Speaker 1: is their world, their moment, and I hate it, and
Speaker 1: I just want to like let them have a minute completely.
Speaker 1: And I you probably have a really interesting perspective being
Speaker 1: married to a former professional hockey player, where it's like
Speaker 1: no one wants to feel like you're invading their space
Speaker 1: in a moment of defeat, like they worked their whole
Speaker 1: lives all the hours, all the time, all the sacrifices
Speaker 1: that they make to get there, they have to like
Speaker 1: answer questions and George Kittle, you know, on on the
Speaker 1: podium afterwards, like I don't blame him, by the way,
Speaker 1: those guys handle it a lot better than I would.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, are you kidding me with that question?
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even shoot what was it was? It
Speaker 1: was about like somebody had asked him about like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, is it disappointing to have your season ended
Speaker 1: because you don't have a quarterback? Well, no, ships, yes,
Speaker 1: it's sucking disappointing. Do you want to come out here
Speaker 1: with me? You weren't in the gym shooting with me?
Speaker 1: The Kobe line, like you get your ass in here
Speaker 1: to practice every day and the hours and the film
Speaker 1: steady and of course it's disappointing. Yeah, I'm with you
Speaker 1: on that. I mean, I could go on and on,
Speaker 1: but we're on the field and I really don't smell them.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, those guys are great and just
Speaker 1: I'm the one that worries about my breath and not
Speaker 1: what they agree with you more, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm off Altoid's after you and I were doing something
Speaker 1: the other day and like, you know that like wants
Speaker 1: to sponsor us. If they want a sponsor, I'll be
Speaker 1: back in. But I, um, I've discovered a new one
Speaker 1: and I don't know the name of it. Actually, uh, Steve,
Speaker 1: it was like, gets it off Amazon. I'll look up
Speaker 1: the name. It's incredible. I mean it is like should
Speaker 1: be a prescription. It's so intense. But why don't I
Speaker 1: hate that feeling where it's like, you know, like if
Speaker 1: your breath smells and it's like you're just like so yeah,
Speaker 1: or like it's dry sometimes when I take my adderall
Speaker 1: prescription but I'm trying to like focus because I actually
Speaker 1: have a prescription. I need to focus. It makes my
Speaker 1: mouth like chalking, and I'm like, Okay. Here's the other
Speaker 1: d M comment. It's from Deep post nineteen. It says
Speaker 1: I would have come downstairs and make noises one day
Speaker 1: we had companies staying with us, and I heard my
Speaker 1: girlfriends say, listen to the noises he makes coming down
Speaker 1: every morning. Not a peep after that. This was in
Speaker 1: response to Aaron making weird noises for no reason. So
Speaker 1: Deep Post nineteen thank you for the comment. The weird
Speaker 1: noises thing is always it's so funny that you like
Speaker 1: caught yourself doing that. So Aaron was telling a story
Speaker 1: when she was changing in the restroom that she walked
Speaker 1: out and told people that were with her like, this
Speaker 1: is weird that I make these noises. I don't make noises.
Speaker 1: As we talked about the last episode or two episodes ago,
Speaker 1: I talked to myself a lot. I have full on
Speaker 1: conversations because well, sometimes that's the only person that will
Speaker 1: listen anyways, submit your d M concerns. I that, um,
Speaker 1: we appreciate you guys listening. All right. So, um, I'm
Speaker 1: in New York. I'm flying to Vegas tomorrow. But whenever
Speaker 1: I travel, and Aaron, you travel now more than I
Speaker 1: do because there's no more Amazon. The hotel situations are
Speaker 1: always entertaining to me. And I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: mentioned this before, because sometimes I forget things. When you
Speaker 1: check into a hotel and they say how many room
Speaker 1: keys would you like? Seven? I mean, I'm gonna lose
Speaker 1: them all before you get up to the room. Who
Speaker 1: are the one key? Hotel people? I need to know
Speaker 1: who you are, because if you can keep that one
Speaker 1: key for the entire dray of your stay. I'm so impressed.
Speaker 1: I lose chapsticks, I lose lip glosses, I'm losing the
Speaker 1: hotel key before I get up there. This is crazy
Speaker 1: anyone that just says, oh, I just need one room key,
Speaker 1: who are you? And I need to know your secrets.
Speaker 1: We stayed in a hotel a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: where they actually had the key card. You and I
Speaker 1: have talked about this with your room number and keeping
Speaker 1: that straight. That they had holes in it that you
Speaker 1: could like put up to the elevator and your room
Speaker 1: so you wouldn't have to take it in and out
Speaker 1: of the sleeve. How great is that? But yes, I
Speaker 1: had to in there for the double like I have
Speaker 1: to know who the one key hotel people now, because
Speaker 1: it is on average, I'm gonna lose that thing. It's
Speaker 1: gonna end up in a bag, It's gonna end up
Speaker 1: somewhere in the back pocket exactly. So I have questions
Speaker 1: about that. But Rich Russo, our director, still returns his
Speaker 1: keys after his shay. I saw him at four am
Speaker 1: in Minnesota when we were all on a six am flight,
Speaker 1: walk down there and go here's my key, And I
Speaker 1: was like this guy. Now cut and what we're doing
Speaker 1: with the turning at the key reactivating them? Is there
Speaker 1: anything more annoying though? And this is this is again
Speaker 1: I'm gonna preface this by saying, yes, of course there's
Speaker 1: more annoying things in the world. These are first world problems.
Speaker 1: But you get all the way up to your room
Speaker 1: and that god damn it, trekking back down with the suitcases.
Speaker 1: I'm just leaving the suitcase by the door, and then
Speaker 1: you get me the whole see something, say something? Uh,
Speaker 1: security on floor seventeen. We got a bag that's unattended.
Speaker 1: Now the back found in attended. Gal. Yeah, I'm the teller.
Speaker 1: I'm the caller. I'm excuse me, And I'm the one
Speaker 1: that's leaving the bags around. I'm leaving bags. She's calling. Hey,
Speaker 1: speaking of calling, there was no phone in this hotel room.
Speaker 1: That's very bizarre. Anyways, I digress. So what else? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so many different things I had written down here too.
Speaker 1: I'm unreal. I got a real rant going on here downstairs.
Speaker 1: You at text me because you and I haven't caught up,
Speaker 1: which is again rare for us not to download on
Speaker 1: all the happenings in our life for the last seventy
Speaker 1: two hours. But I was downstairs trying to grab something
Speaker 1: to eat. There's no one in the restaurant. No one. Okay,
Speaker 1: go up to the host stand. I was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'd like to get a table for two. Do you
Speaker 1: have a reservation. I'm looking at Wally's. I don't have
Speaker 1: a run. Yeah, exactly. They want to be Instagram model
Speaker 1: the fucking front desk, acting like she's big time relaxed sweetheart. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll give you a follow, give me a fucking table.
Speaker 1: So there's no one in the restaurant. Okay, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: give you a follow. And that's not what you look like. Okay,
Speaker 1: you've got a real catfish thing going on because I
Speaker 1: just went on your page and bitch those filters. I
Speaker 1: love a filter, but you are you need You're unfiltered.
Speaker 1: I'm unfiltered on this podcast. So I'm looking is great.
Speaker 1: There's no one. Did Charcoony and your little dog to um?
Speaker 1: No one's in the restaurant. There's must be no joke.
Speaker 1: Twenty five tables open and she does this. It's like
Speaker 1: the scene and Meet the Parents, you know, where the
Speaker 1: woman's at the airline desk like trying to get the
Speaker 1: ticket drawl if you want to. She's clicking on all
Speaker 1: these keys, punching in on the laptop, and she goes,
Speaker 1: only have something available at the bar at the high
Speaker 1: Top And I go, okay, well there's a lot of
Speaker 1: seeds open. She goes all reserved. I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: Biden's in town. This better be the entire motor gate
Speaker 1: that's coming in here to sit at this restaurant, because
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me in the twenty minutes that I have,
Speaker 1: I can't sit at one of these tables. So now
Speaker 1: that's the problem is because Biden's in town. So I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there and I'm like, twenty minutes to love you, Well,
Speaker 1: I got twenty minutes to eat and get out of here.
Speaker 1: And if there's if these tables are not filled up
Speaker 1: by the time out of here, I'm going back to
Speaker 1: that host of stand. As a former hostess and again
Speaker 1: Olmity's Restaurant in Danta Point, Mexican restaurant. I know it's
Speaker 1: hard to be a hostess, which it ain't hard to
Speaker 1: sit me there for twenty minutes. Okay, what happens? I
Speaker 1: leave after twenty minutes, not one person sat in those
Speaker 1: goddamn seats. Did you say something? You know? Because I
Speaker 1: didn't see something say something. I'm going to go back
Speaker 1: down there, and I'm telling you, if that restaurant isn't
Speaker 1: filled up, I got a problem. But it's it was
Speaker 1: such a like Larry moment where I'm like looking around
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what, there's no one here and like
Speaker 1: chastising me for not having a reservation at eleven thirty
Speaker 1: at a random restaurant in New York. Anyways, that's where
Speaker 1: I'm at. I also hate when they're saying like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: so these seats are they're reserved, when are they coming?
Speaker 1: Not till' but we need you to get out of
Speaker 1: here in thirty. Like it's just like don't I'm gonna
Speaker 1: order a lot, okay, And then I quickly that one
Speaker 1: mimosa was gonna be seven by the time I was
Speaker 1: down there. But I was like, that's your loss. I'm
Speaker 1: not giving you my money. Yeah. I just always appreciated that. Okay, so, um,
Speaker 1: you have a little not I don't want to say
Speaker 1: down to know. I have no time. I have no time.
Speaker 1: It's already almost eleven o'clock on a Tuesday. I have
Speaker 1: no time. I have to pack for a week. I
Speaker 1: don't know what this week is entailing. Yesterday, You'll love this.
Speaker 1: I'm making dinner reservations for Arizona. I don't know who's going.
Speaker 1: Are you coming or Matthew? Where are the staffords? By
Speaker 1: the way, they really if I'm getting I don't need
Speaker 1: I texted it that was like enough with your damn.
Speaker 1: I was like, enough with your friends? Friends? Are these
Speaker 1: people that we don't know about? Right any who? Um?
Speaker 1: So I don't know. And then I start doing the
Speaker 1: to do list, like when I panic, like I'm going
Speaker 1: away for Europe. I'm just going to Arizona. I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's a drug store, things to buy, things to buy,
Speaker 1: face wash, got it? Today, I'm gonna send a candle
Speaker 1: to my room because I'm there for a week. A
Speaker 1: slim ear plugs. I need self tanner for my legs.
Speaker 1: Never know. I need new workout gear because if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna work out every day, I need at least seven
Speaker 1: different outfits because who has time to wash these? I
Speaker 1: need more bras because like you know, you stick for
Speaker 1: the two or three. Well, that's not going to be
Speaker 1: good enough in areas there's so many things I have
Speaker 1: to do. No I need you. I just see new ones.
Speaker 1: I just see new bras. I need more and new bras.
Speaker 1: I'm discussing with the bras. I'm wearing bras from like
Speaker 1: because from I don't have any boom, so it really
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But I'm I buy an excessive amount of
Speaker 1: ship just because I'm like Luttinus in some areas. But
Speaker 1: I'm wearing bras from from high school. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: am I doing here? Like? And I love like a
Speaker 1: pretty broad the um I always say her name wrong,
Speaker 1: and THEA being it's not Annie being, and the bing
Speaker 1: she's got beautiful lace bras, Like I'll spend a couple
Speaker 1: of hundred dollars, I'll go to La Parla. I'll buy
Speaker 1: the cute little things I end up throwing on that
Speaker 1: same damn Victoria's secret bra. Part of the is coming out,
Speaker 1: so it's not smooth in your shirt. And I could
Speaker 1: put my whole hand in here, and we're doing things.
Speaker 1: We got a whole activity going on in the right
Speaker 1: cup because there's room because it's not fitted. Because I
Speaker 1: need to actually go and have them use that little
Speaker 1: band to tell me. I think I think I'm a
Speaker 1: thirty six CE. No, bitch, you're an A. You're a
Speaker 1: thirty four A on a good day, and I am
Speaker 1: to do. I gotta get a new eyebrow pencil, because
Speaker 1: I mean using the same one over and over I got,
Speaker 1: I got a lot, and I don't like it. And
Speaker 1: where you belong, still Williams, where you belong? I mean,
Speaker 1: there's two kid. I'm just so impressed by the way
Speaker 1: so these Aaron and I have a lot in common,
Speaker 1: but of a lot of dissension in some areas. This
Speaker 1: is one of them. Her packing is incredible. In my
Speaker 1: next anxiety today, Aaron, I will come back as Aaron
Speaker 1: and her packing and her sending ship ahead of time.
Speaker 1: You're lucky if I even get on a plane to
Speaker 1: the half these places where super Bowl. I mean, my god,
Speaker 1: I was even thinking about caught it calling an audible
Speaker 1: because I'm not ready to leave New York. You know,
Speaker 1: I really got robbed in my time here in New York?
Speaker 1: You did. I love whenever I'm here, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: want to move back, and then I'm like, cool, my kidding,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to move back, but I
Speaker 1: love this city and I'm supposed to be in Vegas tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I already looked up, like, what's the
Speaker 1: earliest flat on tomorrow. I'm like, Christa, don't do it.
Speaker 1: Be responsible, get your ass on the lane. But isn't
Speaker 1: it breezing there right now? Is I just saw some
Speaker 1: snow flakes falling. You may not be leaving man? Uh?
Speaker 1: Anyhow well, I think we're all at a time and
Speaker 1: I'm just getting started. I gotta go downstairs and see
Speaker 1: if there's any tables available people on the next podcast, though,
Speaker 1: I got to talk to you about the teeth cleaning
Speaker 1: for Willis anyone ever seen these uh these vans are
Speaker 1: real sketchy, the vans that pick up the dogs in
Speaker 1: the teeth, the teeth thing. Did you use my girls? No?
Speaker 1: Because I because I here's what happens. You and I
Speaker 1: text so much that I was getting carpal tunnel scrolling
Speaker 1: back looking for the contact, and I was gonna reach
Speaker 1: out to you. I was gonna say, hey, can you
Speaker 1: send me that contact. You're on the sidelines work at
Speaker 1: the NFC Championship game. I don't need to be bothering
Speaker 1: with you. You're worried about an I know you're busy
Speaker 1: being a doctor right now, but would you mind sending
Speaker 1: me the dentist for the dog? So I was gonna
Speaker 1: scroll all the way back, but I got a story
Speaker 1: about that. It's really funny, really really funny. It's a
Speaker 1: real scam. They're running. Hey, you're gonna love this hold
Speaker 1: and I'm letting the dog walker know how he's back
Speaker 1: from getting his butt squeeze. Um uh, guys, getting gets
Speaker 1: who I texted on the sidelines? Um as I might me. Well,
Speaker 1: and then this is not to obviously report, but just
Speaker 1: have some insight, Neil. I'm like, what are we looking
Speaker 1: at here? Of course, but but you're doing your job
Speaker 1: as a reporter. You're getting to the facts, getting I'm
Speaker 1: getting there. I watched the Kobe documentary, um, because I
Speaker 1: was feeling really sad for the anniversary of his death
Speaker 1: the other day, and Neil is all over that documentary
Speaker 1: because he was yeah, and I just was thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: like I still believe, yeah, Neil eletrage, But I just
Speaker 1: that was three years ago because it happened at the
Speaker 1: super Bowl when we're in Miami, and it's just heartbreaking.
Speaker 1: So it's another reminder that we count our blessings, not
Speaker 1: our troubles. I'm gonna go be worldly and pay attention
Speaker 1: to the news, so I'm not so Ignora yell at
Speaker 1: a hostess with the most and I'm going to yell
Speaker 1: at hostess with the mostes and say when I worked
Speaker 1: al Amends and Dana Point, I knew how to work
Speaker 1: these tables and wife those menus. Love you guys, submit
Speaker 1: your questions, comments and concerns and d MS news segment
Speaker 1: and our next podcast depending on time and availability of
Speaker 1: this gall over here, so busy, we'll be talking all
Speaker 1: things super Bowl, or it'll be in Arizona. I don't
Speaker 1: know where we're gonna pop up next. I'll bring my
Speaker 1: stop to sing kate. You never never know, see something,
Speaker 1: say something. Guys, Love you all, Bye baby. Calm Down
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