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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, hey, here you go. Your brand new
Speaker 2: second date starts right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Second Date updates two.
Speaker 5: Years ago on this very show, one man made an
Speaker 5: astounding discovery.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 5: That man's name is Res, and the last time he
Speaker 5: appeared on this very segment, Res did not know what
Speaker 5: a canalope was.
Speaker 4: Oh I remember so many listeners commented to that they
Speaker 4: didn't know from other countries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he knew it was some kind of fruit, but
Speaker 5: he'd never really learned that name before, and unfortunately or
Speaker 5: fortunately for.
Speaker 6: Us, it was exposed right here.
Speaker 1: Well, everyone's entertaining because the thing is.
Speaker 2: Is like out of the country people didn't know that.
Speaker 2: But he's from the US.
Speaker 5: Yeah oh yeah, yeah, he probably should know that, but
Speaker 5: it did cost him a chance at love that day.
Speaker 5: Good news is, this is a new day and a
Speaker 5: new opportunity to find romance.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say a new ripe melon is what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say.
Speaker 5: Let's go Jack with that healthy, fresh, optimistic outlook. Let's
Speaker 5: welcome Rez back to the show. How you doing man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, hey, guys.
Speaker 2: Dude, what was it like after you became the cantalope
Speaker 2: guy on our show?
Speaker 7: I mean, a whole new world of possibilities open for me?
Speaker 7: What money do was?
Speaker 1: I figured that you never heard the end of it
Speaker 1: from all friends and family, But I figured.
Speaker 3: Dole hit you up. You have an endorsement, now, you
Speaker 3: know what?
Speaker 7: Maybe we should give them a call together. That's our
Speaker 7: next fog guys.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll work on that after this. But first,
Speaker 5: apparently there's a new woman in your life. Tell us
Speaker 5: about her.
Speaker 7: Yes, Well, we met Michelle through a friend at a party. Okay,
Speaker 7: And I'm not normally like this, but I got there
Speaker 7: last minute and I didn't realize everyone had broad gifts
Speaker 7: and I'd like to be hospitable and whatnot, and so
Speaker 7: I was just like searching for the closest answer to
Speaker 7: my problem. And the girl I was standing next to
Speaker 7: happened to be Michelle. I didn't know her at the time,
Speaker 7: but I was just like, hey, you want to go
Speaker 7: half on this gift with me?
Speaker 1: And she just like said, okay, gets she was holding
Speaker 1: in her hands.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love when friends let me do that with them.
Speaker 5: I'm like, he was humorous to just be like, hey stranger, Yeah,
Speaker 5: like that's really funny.
Speaker 2: Did you venmo her half the cost?
Speaker 7: Well, the thing was, I was just like, I'll take
Speaker 7: you out for a nice dinner instead. How's that funny?
Speaker 7: This girl she passes the rescuteness scale anything above a
Speaker 7: seven on a week and I wins.
Speaker 1: She was winning on the weeknight the weeknight markhi, or
Speaker 1: lower on the weekend.
Speaker 3: It's probably lower on the weekends.
Speaker 2: Okay, exactly. So she went out with you, then.
Speaker 5: She needs just to get back the payment of having
Speaker 5: given up half of her gifts.
Speaker 6: She was basically forced to.
Speaker 7: But yeah, hey, whatever works, guys, whatever works.
Speaker 6: Tell us about that.
Speaker 7: So we met up at a restaurant and we decided
Speaker 7: to share each other's food, like modern people at a
Speaker 7: modern restaurant.
Speaker 2: There you go share. She was on board of this.
Speaker 4: Was you again asking for everything.
Speaker 7: To be fair and clear. We were both kind of
Speaker 7: looking at each other's food.
Speaker 1: So this one was Mutualah, did I force my husband
Speaker 1: to do it everywhere we go? Okay, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: want both of those things.
Speaker 6: What was the connection with Michelle?
Speaker 7: Like, the connection was really good. We were having great
Speaker 7: conversation we were laughing, you know, we were talking about
Speaker 7: the party and the people we met, and she was
Speaker 7: giving me the gossip about the people she knew, and
Speaker 7: everything was like really good. But I don't know. The
Speaker 7: waiter she was kind of giving me this, look, what
Speaker 7: do you mean She's like winking, like flirting with me.
Speaker 7: She's adding her eyelashes at me.
Speaker 2: Wait, the waitress was flirting with you?
Speaker 7: You think, yeah, and painting like a lot of attention
Speaker 7: to me.
Speaker 4: I want to know the percent of men it works
Speaker 4: out for when they think the waiters flirting with.
Speaker 3: That because it is true?
Speaker 2: Do you think that it may not have been the case?
Speaker 2: Think it? Did your date pick up on that?
Speaker 7: No? But I was just like, hey, is this lady?
Speaker 7: Is this lady hitting on me?
Speaker 2: Or said it to her?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know Michelle's response.
Speaker 7: She didn't really have. She was like, oh, I guess maybe.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like Alexis's response.
Speaker 6: Let's go to the end of the night. How did
Speaker 6: you leave things with Michelle?
Speaker 7: It was good, you know, at the end of the night,
Speaker 7: I thought we could split an uber ride.
Speaker 3: Home, split the uber too.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love sharing.
Speaker 6: Wow, all right, did you well?
Speaker 7: No, because like and also like I was not asking
Speaker 7: to go to her place. I was just saying, you
Speaker 7: want to like hit your place then mine.
Speaker 1: Oh, but it sounds like when you say that, it
Speaker 1: sounds like you're inviting yourself over to me, or.
Speaker 6: At least like trying to figure out where she lives. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you drop you off first, then you'll take me home.
Speaker 7: Maybe that's what happened. I don't know, because she was
Speaker 7: just like no, she had to take her own and
Speaker 7: didn't really explain okay, and that was like a week ago.
Speaker 1: She may have read like the waitress comment as a
Speaker 1: red flag. And then maybe she read your question wrong
Speaker 1: at the end too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I thought I was pretty upfront and clear about things.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but that may be the problem. It's like, hey,
Speaker 3: I think the waitress is hitting on me. Let's get
Speaker 3: an uber home, like it could be a forward guy.
Speaker 2: Even though that's not your intention.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 7: Your communications pretty sick?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're so sick of communicating, that's true, bro,
Speaker 5: So we're going to communicate on your behalf to Michelle
Speaker 5: real quick.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 5: I am curious the waitress on the rescuteness scale, where
Speaker 5: does she land?
Speaker 2: Why would that out. Are you looking for a backup
Speaker 2: plan already for him?
Speaker 5: I'm just saying it could play into like how intimidating
Speaker 5: it was if he rejected a ten.
Speaker 3: It's a big deal.
Speaker 2: She was intimidating.
Speaker 7: Well, it's tough to say. It ended up being on
Speaker 7: a weekend. Oh so really like on the weekend, anything
Speaker 7: goes Oh no, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: There's no scale on the weekend.
Speaker 6: Numberless.
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, she's a letter.
Speaker 2: Well are you reading your question?
Speaker 6: Yeah? No, he's a great communicator, like he.
Speaker 3: Said, so make sure to not go out on the
Speaker 3: weekends with Res.
Speaker 6: Exactly what to do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll off for a weekday date with Michelle when
Speaker 5: we get her on the line for your second date
Speaker 5: update right after this, hold on man Brook.
Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we have
Speaker 5: a special guest back on with us today. His name
Speaker 5: is Res, and he's done second dates with us before. Actually,
Speaker 5: this time though, he met a woman named Michelle who
Speaker 5: isn't calling him back her at a friend's party, took
Speaker 5: her out to dinner where apparently he was getting eyed
Speaker 5: by the waitress.
Speaker 2: Well that's what he thought the waitress never actually made
Speaker 2: a move.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Still, him and Michelle had good conversation over dinner,
Speaker 5: but she did refuse to split an uber with him
Speaker 5: at the end of the night, which is not a
Speaker 5: good sign. So it's been a week since they spoke,
Speaker 5: and he's here today searching for some much needed answers.
Speaker 6: Rez. How you feeling, bro?
Speaker 7: Pretty good? Pretty good?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 7: You know, I think things will work out for rev.
Speaker 7: They all we do.
Speaker 2: We're doing third person.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's just a simple misunderstanding or what's
Speaker 1: your theory.
Speaker 7: It's gotta be or maybe she's just you know, maybe
Speaker 7: ted insecure about the waitress thing. But hopefully we can
Speaker 7: settle her nerves there and I'll take her out again.
Speaker 2: It'll be okay, Ah, it's a favorite you'll do for her. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The best way this goes down. We get her on
Speaker 3: the phone and she's like, we have the most beautiful
Speaker 3: waitress in the world, and I was just so jealousy.
Speaker 7: My god, my god, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Calling you back.
Speaker 6: Oh that's totally gonna happen.
Speaker 2: That sounds right, right, Res, Yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 7: Doesn't sound wrong.
Speaker 3: We all know who we are.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Let's call Michelle and we'll see if she picks
Speaker 5: up and has some answers for us. Here we go,
Speaker 5: I'm going to dial her number. Hello, Hey, Michelle, this
Speaker 5: is Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing,
Speaker 5: Hey Michelle.
Speaker 3: Hey, good morning.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: Who Hey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we are Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, a
Speaker 5: radio show, and we're doing a segment right now. It's
Speaker 5: called a second Date Update.
Speaker 8: What wait, why are you guys calling me?
Speaker 6: This is uh oh already said what it is. We're
Speaker 6: calling you.
Speaker 5: We're calling you because one of our listeners asked us
Speaker 5: to reach out to you.
Speaker 2: And we promised. We've done literally thousands of these.
Speaker 5: That's why everything starts to blend together in our brands.
Speaker 5: But I remember this guy. His name is Res.
Speaker 8: Oh. Okay, yeah, no, I know, I know who you're
Speaker 8: talking about.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you met him at a party through friends.
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, okay, okay, your tone definitely changed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like you absolutely adore this guy.
Speaker 6: Am I reading that right?
Speaker 8: Totally love him?
Speaker 6: Sarcastic like me?
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 6: We do want to know what was your impression.
Speaker 8: Of Res, like just in general at the party or
Speaker 8: I mean, I think I guess we can just like
Speaker 8: cut to the restaurant part, like he took me out
Speaker 8: to dinner because we like split this gift, which was
Speaker 8: like also kind of weird that he was like, let's
Speaker 8: just split the gift.
Speaker 2: Right, the gift that you bought for the party. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you thought I mean I would.
Speaker 1: Assume you thought that was funny or cute way to
Speaker 1: set up a date.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I thought he was cute, so I
Speaker 8: was like, sure, let's do it. Okay, we went up
Speaker 8: to the restaurant and I was like, you want to
Speaker 8: get the crispy chicken sandwich And immediately he was like,
Speaker 8: oh good, we can split it.
Speaker 1: Were you excited about that because that's kind of a
Speaker 1: couple's thing.
Speaker 8: I mean, sure, that's fine, Like I'm down to split things.
Speaker 8: But then he was saying that he wanted to get
Speaker 8: the salmon, and I mean, I don't really like fish,
Speaker 8: so I was like, well, I can't really split the
Speaker 8: salmon because I don't really like salmon. And then he
Speaker 8: was like, oh, well that's fine, I'll just eat it myself.
Speaker 1: What he made it sound like, you guys split the
Speaker 1: salmon and the sandwich.
Speaker 8: I was like, that's weird. That he's gonna eat half
Speaker 8: my meal and then also all of his meals. But
Speaker 8: then the waitress came over to take our order and
Speaker 8: he wanted to get the crispy chicken, but can you
Speaker 8: get the skin off of it?
Speaker 6: What chicken?
Speaker 8: Yeah? And then like the waitress is super confused and
Speaker 8: is like, you mean the krispy part, and he's just
Speaker 8: like yeah, like that's a normal thing. But then he
Speaker 8: still made the waitress go back and was like, can
Speaker 8: you just like ask the chef if he could do
Speaker 8: a half christy half skinless chicken sandwiss half?
Speaker 4: That is so extra When the waiter started flirting, so yeah,
Speaker 4: oh that's right, we did hear that.
Speaker 5: According to Rez, the waitress was being a little bit
Speaker 5: flirtatious with No, she.
Speaker 8: Was definitely not flirting with him. She was giving him
Speaker 8: attention because she was like, this dude is so annoying.
Speaker 1: If you had taken the food issues out of your date,
Speaker 1: do you think you would have liked him?
Speaker 8: I mean no, like that's the whole weird thing. And
Speaker 8: then at the end of the date, the dessertman you
Speaker 8: comes and I'm still hungry because he ate half of
Speaker 8: my meal and he like waves the waitress off, and
Speaker 8: he's like, no, like, let's not have dessert. It's gonna
Speaker 8: make us fat.
Speaker 2: It's gonna make us fat. Did he say that?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: He literally said, Oh, if we knew that, we woul't
Speaker 4: even call.
Speaker 1: I would never be in a relationship with someone who
Speaker 1: waves dessert off, even.
Speaker 5: If he does have both of your health and your
Speaker 5: best interests.
Speaker 1: It's like, absolutely, isn't that the gold get fat together?
Speaker 3: Yes, let's go.
Speaker 5: Okay, I think we're seeing at least some of the
Speaker 5: issues that you had with res during this night. I'm
Speaker 5: wondering too, because we do need to break the news
Speaker 5: to you. Michelle Res is on this phone call right now,
Speaker 5: listening on the other line, waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 8: Wow, I'm moving.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 5: Okay, coming an awful chipper after what she just said
Speaker 5: about you.
Speaker 7: I well, you know, I'm a little little flabbergasted. Really,
Speaker 7: to be honest, what are.
Speaker 8: You wild that you have me on the radio talking
Speaker 8: about how you wanted half Christy half skinless chicken sand
Speaker 8: Like what?
Speaker 7: And also like I I didn't bring that up? You did?
Speaker 1: What What do you mean she brought it up? She
Speaker 1: brought it up as a problem is that what you're saying.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly like I didn't bring that up on the radio.
Speaker 7: It's not a big deal to me. She you, Michelle,
Speaker 7: brought it up.
Speaker 6: Because it.
Speaker 3: Preference res.
Speaker 1: You didn't share a meal with her. You ate half
Speaker 1: of hers. That was a big difference, and you tried.
Speaker 3: To custom order it for yourself.
Speaker 7: I mean, she absolutely could have had half or more
Speaker 7: than half of my salmon, but she chose to not
Speaker 7: have any had the personal problem.
Speaker 6: That's a fair point.
Speaker 5: Did you consider asking for half salmon half steak to
Speaker 5: customize his order? That's crazy, So your half could have
Speaker 5: been and his half could have been.
Speaker 1: The way you share a meal is you both decide
Speaker 1: on two plates that you each want to try.
Speaker 6: Yes, need to do well.
Speaker 7: I mean we're trying to watch our figures here. You know,
Speaker 7: I care about you Michelle watching her way.
Speaker 2: You ate a meal and a half.
Speaker 6: So that she wouldn't have to. Yeah, it's a courteous movie.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean physiologically, I burn more calories and eat more calories,
Speaker 7: and you know what, to be fair to me, really,
Speaker 7: because this is all sounding very unfair. I couldn't feeled
Speaker 7: the crispiness off of your side of the chicken, but
Speaker 7: I didn't a gentleman.
Speaker 2: Wow, you reach over and touch her sandwich she's about.
Speaker 5: To eat, just to save the calories of the skin grows.
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, absolutely not. No, I don't know where your
Speaker 8: hands have been. You're so weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not a good look for you, my man.
Speaker 7: I mean the proof is in the putting guys in
Speaker 7: the details.
Speaker 2: That doesn't apply here, Michelle.
Speaker 5: Is this whole thing the reason why you wouldn't split
Speaker 5: the uber with res.
Speaker 8: Home one hundred percent?
Speaker 4: Yeah, all the evidence out there, and it's also the
Speaker 4: whole reason she's not calling him.
Speaker 3: You would have been like, drop me off first and
Speaker 3: have her pay for it her walk.
Speaker 5: That's so considerate, really, so at this point, I would
Speaker 5: love to offer to send the two of you out
Speaker 5: on another date and you don't have to split anything.
Speaker 5: We will fully pay for the entire experience.
Speaker 8: You guys, I can't, You can't or you don't.
Speaker 6: Want to, like I can't.
Speaker 7: Michelle sad for you, Michelle sad for me. We both lose.
Speaker 5: Now you always have that waitress that was eyeing you
Speaker 5: at the restaurants.
Speaker 6: You can go back there, try again. This is true.
Speaker 7: This is true that.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, after that one, we might have to
Speaker 5: downgrade Rev from friend of the show to mild acquaintance
Speaker 5: of che.
Speaker 2: Still too close for me, controlling.
Speaker 5: I really agree with his dating dinner strategy in any form.
Speaker 3: No, none of it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Any man who does not like dessert is off.
Speaker 6: Yes, definitely for Brook.
Speaker 5: But what if somehow he starts a new food revolution
Speaker 5: and he invents half healthy sandwiches where one half is
Speaker 5: breaded and fried and loaded with mayos and cheese, the
Speaker 5: other half plain, skinless, totally healthy, and.
Speaker 2: My husband would love that to split or just to
Speaker 2: eat himself.
Speaker 1: No, he would just eat the non breaded, nasty size.
Speaker 5: Yeah, look from a trader, Joe's half. Hell these sandwiches
Speaker 5: from res Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Like half deep red, half cauliflower buns, half sandwich with flavor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we've got a full show with plenty of flavor.
Speaker 5: You can go find it up online wherever you get
Speaker 5: your podcasts.
Speaker 6: All of our second dates are there.
Speaker 3: It will raise your cholesterol for sure.
Speaker 6: It's a Brook and Jeffrey