1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:01,520 Speaker 1: Cutbooms. 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the clearing 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,799 Speaker 2: House of hot takes, break free for something special. The 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 2: Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 1: In the A Everywhere The Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler 10 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:42,279 Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio And welcome to a Saturday, Saturday 11 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:46,520 Speaker 1: Saturday as we hang out together, you and I and 12 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:50,200 Speaker 1: we're together on this Danny all weekend long as we 13 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 1: cut down the time. And a lot of people listen 14 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: to this while they're they're doing that Honeydee List on Saturday. 15 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: Gotta get up early, take care of the honeydew list. 16 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 3: I one of the Nagy. 17 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of guys have to deal with that crap. 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: But it's also if you're a nerd, it's May the 19 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: Fourth be with You day today. So all right, now, 20 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: you're not a Star Wars guy, right, but no, I 21 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: like stars. My mom took me out of school when 22 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: I was a kid. For the first couple of Star 23 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: Wars movies, like we got online. It was like a 24 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 1: big deal. You know, we ditched school, like you're not 25 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: schools to do that. I remember that more than just 26 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: a random Wednesday or Thursday at school or whatever. But yeah, 27 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 1: I like the original three. I believe it's been watered down. 28 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: It's my take on that, like there's been too many 29 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 1: of them and all that. But yeah I can. Yeah, 30 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: I get down with Job of the Hut literally man party. 31 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a big, big event as a kid 32 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 3: when a Star Wars movie would come out. I remember 33 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,639 Speaker 3: when Return of the Jedi came out in the theater 34 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 3: and we stood in line as kids to get in 35 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 3: to see that movie. And you know, my parents. I 36 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 3: remember my mom and stepdad and aunt and cousins. Everybody 37 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 3: had so much fun watching that movie at the theater. 38 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 3: And then as soon as the theater let out, everybody 39 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 3: in the family started fighting again. 40 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,920 Speaker 1: But for those two and a half hours. 41 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,679 Speaker 3: It was peace and harmony. 42 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: You were really into it. Yeah, I got the first 43 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: Star Wars came out in nineteen seventy seven. I did 44 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: not get online for that, but the other two, Yeah, 45 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 1: we were a little too. 46 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 3: We were a little too young for that one, barely born. Yeah, 47 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 3: but yeah, but Empire strikes back. I remember Empire strikes 48 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 3: Back at the drive in as a little small kid. 49 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 3: And then, like I said, we got to go to 50 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 3: a walk in theater as we called it way in 51 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 3: the olden days to see Return of the Jedi. And 52 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,519 Speaker 3: Return of the Jedi might be my favorite just because 53 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 3: of that memory. Yeah, I have like the smell of popcorn. 54 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,239 Speaker 3: I mean, not that we got any, but my mom 55 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 3: busted out the little plastic bags she pre made the 56 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 3: popcorn and threw some Eminem's in there and said, shut up, 57 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 3: here's your candy and popcorn. Yeah, she had the contraband 58 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 3: in her purse, and. 59 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 1: We would always sneak the candy in. My mom always 60 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: had a really big purse, so we'd go to get 61 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: the candy because they gouge you at the movies. But 62 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: we were always concerned. As a kid. I thought, oh 63 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: my god, my mom's going to get arrested and she's 64 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: got some peanut m and ms in her purse, and 65 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: my mom to go to jail for me because I'm 66 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: a fat kid. And she never did get arrested. 67 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 3: Could you imagine TSA at the door of the movie theater. 68 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hold of us. You couldnot take those 69 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 1: milk drops. 70 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 3: Us, so many of us would have criminal records. 71 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, if you're really into Star Wars and I 72 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: don't know anyone that's done this, I've heard that people 73 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: do do this. That when they filmed the Star Wars 74 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: movies out in the desert, Tunisian desert, they just left 75 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 1: the set out in the middle of the dead. The 76 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: iconic you know, iconic scenes and Star Wars they left 77 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: them out in the middle of nowhere, and people go 78 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 1: on trips to go see where they filmed the movie there. 79 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: They're actually Tunisian tourism with people that went there or 80 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: go there to walk where they filmed the movies. 81 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 3: For some I was gonna say, for some of the 82 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,359 Speaker 3: scenes on the Central Coast ben one of the parts 83 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 3: of California, you and I both really like. It's the 84 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 3: sand dunes there right before you get to Pismo Beach 85 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 3: they filmed. Yeah, there's rolling sand dunes, really, and they 86 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,280 Speaker 3: filmed some Star Wars scenes there. 87 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: I didn't I did not know that Gua Guadaloupe is 88 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,679 Speaker 1: the name of it. I do know the e walk 89 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:58,719 Speaker 1: looks like a looks like my old dog Bella. Yeah, 90 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 1: I know, I know that, but maybe George Lucas liked 91 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: that kind of that kind of dog. But yeah, that's 92 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,359 Speaker 1: it's kind of I mean, if you're into it, why not. 93 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,719 Speaker 1: I saw photos. It looks like a lot of the stuff. 94 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 1: It's been a long time since they filmed that, and 95 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: it's it's not doing that well. It's been out in 96 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: the desert sun for forty years or fifty years or 97 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 1: whatever it is, so it's not doing particularly great. But 98 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: you can certainly see if they do the side by 99 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: side on the internet if you click on some of 100 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: the sites, they have the side by side of what 101 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: it looked like on the film and what it looks 102 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: like now, and like, hey here I am the Force awakens. 103 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: You know, I'm here. 104 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 3: Man. 105 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: It's a lot of money to go on vacation for 106 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: that kind of thing. But yeah, if you're into that. 107 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,719 Speaker 1: I know today in modern times, a lot of baseball 108 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 1: teams they always have that as a promotion so they 109 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,160 Speaker 1: can get people to spend a little extra to get 110 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: a star Wars the Insured or something like that. It's 111 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 1: free comic book day today. You're into that kind of thing. 112 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 1: My dad was a big comic book guy in his day, 113 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: loved the comic books. It's beer pong day, so enjoy that. 114 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: Why would today be beer punk? That seems kind of 115 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 1: random day. 116 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 3: I guess a warm up for Sinko Demayo. 117 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:12,039 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe maybe that's maybe that's its International fire 118 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: Fighter Day, So congratulations. 119 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 3: What's up firefighters listening? 120 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's some big horse race there in the 121 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,719 Speaker 1: most exciting two minutes in sports. We talked about that yesterday, 122 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: but today's the actual day and it shares it shares 123 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,279 Speaker 1: the big day with the National Candied Orange Peel Day, 124 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 1: which is a very important day. There's so many stupid holidays, 125 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: but I love about that all right. 126 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 3: That horse race is over before you could finish, peeling pretty. 127 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,440 Speaker 1: Much close, but no cigar. It was my last weekend 128 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: birthday weekend, and here people were wondering, what were you doing? 129 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 1: You didn't talk about the show. Welcome to the forty club, 130 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 1: by the way, Yeah, I just just crossed over forty. 131 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,280 Speaker 1: So originally was going to go to Sequoia. I've done 132 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 1: that in the past for my birthday, the Giant Forest. However, 133 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: to get to Sequoia from the north Woods where I 134 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 1: hang out. It is a long winding road, long winding 135 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 1: road to reach the redwoods, of those big redwoods. Plus 136 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: I was just in a big forest when I was 137 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: in Northern California and Los Gatos. So I feel like 138 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 1: I love the I think the giant force is better. 139 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: I believe it is. I don't think that's up for debate. 140 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: It's a better forest than the one I was in, 141 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 1: but the one I was in was close. We also 142 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: have a big trip coming up across country, trip that 143 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 1: we've talked a little bit about. I'll promote that more. 144 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:37,960 Speaker 3: In a second. 145 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: So I decide, you know what, I'm going to go 146 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 1: back to my old snopping grounds in San Diego where 147 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:48,560 Speaker 1: it all began, where my radio dreams began on the 148 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 1: mighty six ninety. They're off SeaWorld Drive and Pacific Coast 149 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: Highway and San Diego, and go back and just hang out, 150 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,400 Speaker 1: walk around a little bit, go to Balbo, Paul, check 151 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: out a museum, have a nice meal, and then boom, 152 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:07,760 Speaker 1: that's it. So we pack up the malamobile, hop in 153 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 1: the car and we're going do Do Do Do Do 154 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: Do Do, And all of a sudden. We get to 155 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: about Santa No Free and nothing but red lights. 156 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,200 Speaker 3: In front of us, son of a biscuit. 157 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 1: Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper. So we're looking 158 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: at the the GPS. We're like, okay, maybe it's just 159 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: a little bit of traffic. 160 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 3: And the ways app said time in traffic, twenty nine minutes. 161 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 1: This is the fastest route. Though It's like, but no, 162 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 1: it was a lot more than twenty nine minutes. 163 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 3: And so I made these Oh she only tells you 164 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 3: that for the standstill time though. 165 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So traffic starts piling up around Camp Pendleton. 166 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: If you're familiar with. 167 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 3: The oh yeah, yeah, what a crappy drive. 168 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:01,319 Speaker 1: So I called an audible and I said, oh maha, 169 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 1: oh maha, oh maha, just like oh my and I 170 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,680 Speaker 1: pivoted and we decided to have instead of going to 171 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: San Diego and having a wonderful time in that great place, 172 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 1: we just had a little beachside a bungalow in Orange County. 173 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,400 Speaker 3: We drove. 174 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 1: I got off right at Santaofrey. The tits were there 175 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 1: from the famous movie what was that naked gun? Yes, 176 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,800 Speaker 1: famous scene and naked gun. 177 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 3: Your old tech producer big brother Jake. Whenever he drives 178 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 3: past that, he tweets out the same joke every time. 179 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,840 Speaker 1: It's a great joke. It's a great dad joke. 180 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 3: Here's the boobs. Stay awake with Jake. 181 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,080 Speaker 1: So I got off the freeway and I thought, well, 182 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 1: I've never been to the beach at Santaofrey. I hear 183 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:47,200 Speaker 1: they have wonderful surf, and not that I'm a surfer. 184 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,200 Speaker 1: I just thought, well, we're here. I didn't plan on 185 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,520 Speaker 1: coming here. I don't know that I'll ever be here again. 186 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 2: Jase dows cool buzz, and I'm fine. 187 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,320 Speaker 1: So we're right near a nuclear power plant. Why don't 188 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,839 Speaker 1: we go check out the beach. So we get off 189 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 1: the freeway, turn right, make a left, go down this 190 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,280 Speaker 1: two lane road. We can see the nuclear reactor. There's 191 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:14,520 Speaker 1: signs warning you are entering a federal nuclear power plant 192 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:18,560 Speaker 1: zone and all this crap. But they did have a 193 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,959 Speaker 1: sign towards the beach, so okay, we'll go to the beach. 194 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,960 Speaker 1: Who cares. And they haven't used that nuclear reactor in years, right, 195 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,480 Speaker 1: that's been things been dormant, although they still have. Obviously, 196 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 1: you never really dormant when you have the nuclear power. 197 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:34,559 Speaker 4: I would have thought a nuclear reactor would be too complicated. 198 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 3: It's not active. There's spaceships that they park in there. 199 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,840 Speaker 3: Probably so probably. So. So we go to the to. 200 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: The beach and there's a big sign beach access only 201 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 1: available if you are serving at Camp Pendleton active duty, 202 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,680 Speaker 1: or if you have a pass. Well, I'm not in 203 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,040 Speaker 1: the military. I don't I'm not working at Camp Poundton. 204 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: I didn't have a pass. So we had to get 205 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: out of it. We were not allowed to go to 206 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 1: that beach. That was an elitist beach. I didn't know 207 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:05,920 Speaker 1: you could do that, but they did, and so we 208 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,400 Speaker 1: made a U turn. We then go down the other direction, 209 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 1: down the two lane road. We go down a side road. 210 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: I didn't know where this was leading us, but we 211 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:18,760 Speaker 1: went down. We went under Interstate five, and then we 212 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,520 Speaker 1: popped up and lo and behold there was an entrance 213 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,400 Speaker 1: which I had never known existed. And I've been going 214 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: to San Diego for many, many years just to work there. 215 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 1: There's an interest to Camp Pendleton, right across from Santa 216 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,559 Speaker 1: and Nov. I had no idea. I didn't even know 217 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,559 Speaker 1: that was a thing, but it was. It's right there. 218 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,439 Speaker 1: So anyway, we didn't we didn't go in the base, 219 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 1: but we just kind of drove around all the beach 220 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,960 Speaker 1: towns in South Warent County data Point San Clemente, went 221 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,960 Speaker 1: up to Laguna Beach, Newport, had a nice lunch and 222 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 1: it was fine. It was good, probably like San Diego 223 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 1: a little more. But I didn't want to spend two 224 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,000 Speaker 1: and a half hours in traffic to go to San Diego. 225 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:04,800 Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm good. I'm good on that. 226 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,720 Speaker 3: That's why none of us here in the Los Angeles 227 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,560 Speaker 3: area and even further into the woods, like you can 228 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 3: visit San Diego. My girl and I we've been wanting 229 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,959 Speaker 3: to go there for like a year right now, and 230 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 3: it's probably been a year and a half to two 231 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,360 Speaker 3: years since we've been to San Diego. And that's exactly 232 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,319 Speaker 3: the reason why, because we need to put aside an 233 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,679 Speaker 3: entire day just to sit on our asses inside the car. 234 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,840 Speaker 1: Logistically, it doesn't seem to make a lot of sense 235 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,320 Speaker 1: to me. And here's why. It's not like it's a 236 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,679 Speaker 1: three lane or two lane road from La to San Diego. 237 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:43,640 Speaker 1: It's four or five lanes at that area. And the 238 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 1: way it works is on one side, you have the ocean. 239 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,840 Speaker 1: On the other side you have Camp Pendleton for about 240 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,439 Speaker 1: what ten miles or something like that. It's a big 241 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 1: stretch of land. But it's like there's enough lanes, just 242 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: there's so many people. It doesn't matter how many lanes 243 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,439 Speaker 1: they have. And I think also you have a bottleneck 244 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: at the end of Camp Pendleton right where it gets 245 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 1: a little smaller. Yeah, which is that's the problem. 246 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,839 Speaker 3: It gets a little smaller. Yeah, But but I think 247 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,360 Speaker 3: by like one lane though. That's why I always scratch 248 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:16,280 Speaker 3: my head, like I yeah, I guess when they planned 249 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 3: that and they built it, it needed to be like 250 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,160 Speaker 3: three lanes larger. It needed to look like something they 251 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,199 Speaker 3: built in Chicago. 252 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,560 Speaker 1: Oh they sandwich everything on top of each other and all. 253 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 3: Well yeah, or you know, spread it out to make 254 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,560 Speaker 3: it ten lanes wide. 255 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, good luck on that. 256 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 3: It's never going to happen in our lifetime. 257 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 1: They spend their money to hand it out to I 258 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,720 Speaker 1: guess homeless so they can get more homeless. 259 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 3: Or you and your wife should jump on the Amtrak 260 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 3: train next time. 261 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, we could do that. That's actually not a bad idea. 262 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: That's a smooth way to get down there. We actually 263 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 1: stopped at the beach, the famous beach. I think it's 264 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 1: in San Clemente where the tracks go right. 265 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 3: Through the back. Oh that is San Clemente. 266 00:13:57,559 --> 00:13:59,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty cool, pretty cool. They have like 267 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,600 Speaker 1: a little pier and the train tracks literally go right 268 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:07,720 Speaker 1: through the beach area. In fact, they have a sign 269 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 1: because it gives a lot of people decide they want 270 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,480 Speaker 1: to check out. And they have a National suicide Prevention 271 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,960 Speaker 1: thing right there because I guess people have decided lights 272 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: out there. But it's a nice little beach. We had 273 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,680 Speaker 1: an interesting night on the show. We had a couple 274 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 1: interesting things we can bring up here. So Jerome and 275 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:27,600 Speaker 1: Charleston called up. If you heard the show the other night, 276 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 1: he is trying to shake me down. I'm doing a 277 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 1: mallor meet and greet. I don't know if you know 278 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 1: this English pub in Charleston, South Carolina. My man Dale 279 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,560 Speaker 1: yep Dale hooked us up. 280 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 3: Mother's side burn. 281 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no bad Jobby. My Father's must Day, My 282 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,800 Speaker 1: Father's must Day and the James Island location will be 283 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 1: there three to five this coming Friday, three to five, Charleston, 284 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 1: South Carolina. Be there a couple hours. I might stay longer, 285 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,080 Speaker 1: might stay longer. Try to get there a little earlier, 286 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 1: but three to five will be hanging out having a 287 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 1: good time at that English pub. So Jerome calls us up. 288 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 1: He's one of the handful of callers we have from Charles, 289 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 1: So surely Jerome would show up to the malarmeing greet 290 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: and I say, hey, you're gonna be there. I'm trying 291 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 1: to figure it out, man, I gotta do the math. 292 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 1: He was complaining, Yeah, exactly. So he's complaining about the cost. 293 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 1: He said, I don't have a car. I gotta take uber. 294 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,160 Speaker 1: It's expensive and I'm gonna fixed income and all this stuff. 295 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 1: So he shakes me down. It's gonna end up Danny 296 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 1: costing me money. I'm not getting paid to do this. 297 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: I'm doing this on my own and Dale's helping me out. 298 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: And I thank Dale for that and the people at 299 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,960 Speaker 1: the restaurant, but I'm not getting paid to make an appearance. 300 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 1: I'm doing this on my own own time. 301 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. Plus all those free drinks you gotta buy for 302 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 3: the Confederate flags. 303 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,960 Speaker 1: Well that's when I would see Jerome is like hey, 304 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know, and I said, okay, fine, 305 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 1: so I'm gonna I offered to buy him an appetizer 306 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,400 Speaker 1: and a drink out of my own wallet. 307 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:56,560 Speaker 3: What. 308 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a government handout. Man, it's not a paid 309 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 1: p but it's gonna cost me money now, man, just 310 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,480 Speaker 1: for visiting the electorate there. 311 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 3: That is super Arnold Schwartzenegger of you don't let any 312 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 3: kid go hungry. 313 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,200 Speaker 1: Pressing the flesh on my whistle stop tour through Dixie 314 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 1: if I even make it there. Because a follow up, 315 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:26,080 Speaker 1: a follow up Danny DMV license drama O rama. Now 316 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 1: you might remember I passed my test one take malor 317 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,960 Speaker 1: got my driver's license approved, giving a temporary license. 318 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 3: Then you ran into the restroom there and slicked your 319 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 3: hair back. 320 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 1: But as of the taping of this podcast, I have 321 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 1: yet to receive something very important in the mail and 322 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:52,560 Speaker 1: in my head that that classic Elvis Presley tune returned 323 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,280 Speaker 1: to center address unknown. You know, no such person, no 324 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,480 Speaker 1: such zone. That's playing in my head because I'm worried 325 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,320 Speaker 1: that I will fall victim to the bureaucracy of government. 326 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:08,960 Speaker 1: Will my license make it in time? Yeah, today's the 327 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 1: last day. If I don't get my license, I'm gonna 328 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,040 Speaker 1: have to go to the airport without my license and 329 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,399 Speaker 1: try to board a domestic flight from the West Coast 330 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:22,159 Speaker 1: to the East coast, and will I make it. One 331 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,159 Speaker 1: of my radio friends says that I will be in 332 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,639 Speaker 1: a whole lot of trouble if I show up at 333 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,880 Speaker 1: the airport without my driver's license. But I have read 334 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:34,080 Speaker 1: online that you can do it, but just be prepared 335 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 1: to have every orifice search. So I have people put 336 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:40,199 Speaker 1: hands up your ass and all that, and you'll be 337 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:40,679 Speaker 1: good to go. 338 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,879 Speaker 3: A lot of red tape. It's like the puppet you 339 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,240 Speaker 3: and your wife bought in Vegas. 340 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the Muppet, the Muppet, Yeah, Muppet, Yeah, 341 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,680 Speaker 1: hand up the butt. Well, this will be not if 342 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 1: this does happen. It's not the first time. I was 343 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:57,679 Speaker 1: stopped in Virginia Beach by the TSA famously and was 344 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,040 Speaker 1: read the Riot Act by TSA and almost missed my 345 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 1: flight because of some confusion. 346 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 3: And they were. 347 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 1: Complaining about this, that and the other thing. 348 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,679 Speaker 3: And yeah, the white powder turned out to be powder 349 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,960 Speaker 3: from a donut you had that morning. 350 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,280 Speaker 1: How am I to know? How am I to know 351 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 1: at all? You know, maybe instead of flying, I'll just 352 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,919 Speaker 1: get on a speeding locomotive. Maybe that's what. 353 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 3: Well, I'm telling you that Amtrak, it's not a speeding locomotive, 354 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 3: but close enough. Yeah, if we ever go back to 355 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,680 Speaker 3: San Diego, it's probably gonna be that Amtrak train. 356 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,000 Speaker 1: Now, are you gonna you take the train to San Diego? 357 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,680 Speaker 1: But then you've got to go if you're gonna go 358 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,119 Speaker 1: to Bow How much of the uber ride to Boubo? 359 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,760 Speaker 1: I guess they have the They do have public transfer. 360 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 3: They do. Yeah, it's probably dirty now, but like everything else. Yeah, 361 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,360 Speaker 3: or I think it stops in old town San Diego. 362 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:58,280 Speaker 3: Take a donkey ride to your hotel. A couple of 363 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 3: asses on asses every wonderful. But we have a speeding 364 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 3: train inside our living room right now. Ben. Last weekend 365 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:16,440 Speaker 3: it was a child proofing Saturday and Sunday on Amazon. 366 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 3: I ordered those plastic things that go into the outlet. 367 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 3: Very important. Yeah, that way little baby CoA doesn't or 368 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:31,680 Speaker 3: big baby co as it is exactly. Yeah, he already 369 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,639 Speaker 3: has a little mohawk, so I don't want that to 370 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,439 Speaker 3: stand up any further with a sizzle. So put those 371 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,119 Speaker 3: into the power outlets in the living room and the 372 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 3: family room, all right, And then had to get those 373 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:50,359 Speaker 3: little kind of like rubber corner tips to put on 374 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,720 Speaker 3: furniture and chairs. The bottom of chairs. You know what 375 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,360 Speaker 3: I'm talking about. They stick on to corners. 376 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, you take an eye out. 377 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's made out of that material, almost like 378 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 3: a pencil grip. Okay, that you stick on to the 379 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 3: corners that way. If he falls right now and hits 380 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,959 Speaker 3: his head, it's only a deep bruise rather than an 381 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,160 Speaker 3: actual gash with blood squirting out. 382 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,280 Speaker 1: Well. And the good thing too, Danny is that little 383 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,120 Speaker 1: baby cole when he's older. He can use that when 384 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,399 Speaker 1: you get old, and then you can you know, you 385 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 1: don't hit a corner. 386 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:24,239 Speaker 3: So full circle. Yeah, I hope he doesn't have to 387 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 3: deal with a diaper blowout from me the way I 388 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,440 Speaker 3: have with him. 389 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:33,119 Speaker 1: It'll be much messier for you for him if you yeah. 390 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 3: Yeah. So now he has gone ben from barely learning 391 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 3: how to crawl a few weeks ago to now full 392 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:46,040 Speaker 3: on locomotive train status. He in a blink of the eye, 393 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 3: he is from one room to the next. He's into everything. 394 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,320 Speaker 3: He's pulling himself up and standing up. So he wants 395 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 3: to already advance to walking. This crawling thing, it just 396 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,240 Speaker 3: gets him from point A to point B, almost like 397 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,000 Speaker 3: a beater car. 398 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,159 Speaker 1: Change the world here, Yeah, ready to Yeah. 399 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,720 Speaker 3: The beater car. The beater car is him crawling right now. 400 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,359 Speaker 3: The destination where he really wants to go is on 401 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:11,960 Speaker 3: his feet, because he keeps pulling himself up. The problem 402 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 3: with that is Bam either falls back on the back 403 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:19,720 Speaker 3: of his head or falls frontward and does a face plant. 404 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 3: So he's all over the place. Man, he's jamming my wife. 405 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,360 Speaker 3: He did something. I don't know how I feel about this, 406 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,120 Speaker 3: and maybe it's old school thinking and I shouldn't have 407 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,040 Speaker 3: the memory of it that I have. But she ordered 408 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,119 Speaker 3: on Amazon a helmet for him to wear. Why do 409 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,800 Speaker 3: you have to wear a helmet? Oh, like he's a 410 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,440 Speaker 3: crash test dumb boy. 411 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,120 Speaker 1: Helmet. 412 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I'm gonna do I'm calling up my text 413 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 3: right now. There's actually a pretty cool picture of him 414 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,840 Speaker 3: minus the helmet, the special kid helmet. Yeah, but that's 415 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 3: what I think of. You know, you remember there were 416 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 3: kids who had seizures and so on your cool bus. 417 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,160 Speaker 3: They would have to wear a helmet. 418 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,199 Speaker 1: Yeah. 419 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 3: Sure, and of course they got teased endlessly for having 420 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 3: a helmet. Yeah. So I cannot look at my son 421 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 3: right now. I was a good looking kid, but I 422 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,800 Speaker 3: can't help but look at him. And laugh because he's 423 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,600 Speaker 3: wearing this stupid helmet. Make sure you're about to receive 424 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 3: It's not going to be Co's headshot for Hollywood. 425 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 1: Okay, let's see here. 426 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:30,639 Speaker 3: Doo doo, doom, Doom, doom, doom in the modern world, doom, 427 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,000 Speaker 3: little sinkle domo trivia while we wait for the phone 428 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:40,880 Speaker 3: system to work. What country's army did the smaller, much 429 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 3: smaller Mexican army slay. And that's why they celebrate Sinco Tomayo. 430 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go France. 431 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 3: Yes, you go in some tequila? 432 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, what about some guac? I didn't even like wak 433 00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: expensive guak, some guak ex Yeah you go. Oh you 434 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,560 Speaker 1: know what they call Sinco to my own Mexico. 435 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,480 Speaker 3: Danny the fifth of May. 436 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,919 Speaker 1: That's right, that's what they call the fifth of a. 437 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,560 Speaker 1: It's just another day. It's no big deal. You stupid, you, stupid. 438 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 3: Gringos America excuse for Caucasians to drink. 439 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,360 Speaker 1: Yes, just like we need that. I'm still it still 440 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:24,160 Speaker 1: didn't hold hold se Oh wow, look at that. That's 441 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 1: a good looking kid right there all right now, Now, Co, 442 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,800 Speaker 1: he has your eyes, by the way he does. 443 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,000 Speaker 3: Now, CO, forgive me, I will share this with our 444 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 3: fifth hour audience. I'll go ahead and post this at 445 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 3: Danny G Radio. Yeah, but now, and you'll. 446 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: Looks like an old school NFL player before they put 447 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:49,199 Speaker 1: face mass on. He's got the letter. He's playing for 448 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:57,359 Speaker 1: a Dinosaur team. So what you're looking at, man, come on, 449 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,280 Speaker 1: it looks like you dove in the end zone. He's 450 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,040 Speaker 1: looking up after he hit the ground. He's like, well, 451 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: look at me. I just scored a touchdown. 452 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:09,000 Speaker 3: He crawled right into a corner and hit his forehead 453 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,560 Speaker 3: on it. So he had a nice protruding bruise on 454 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 3: his forehead and then he faced planet and got this 455 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,200 Speaker 3: big carpet burn on it. 456 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:21,240 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see it. Yeah, he's got to burn. Yeah. 457 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,119 Speaker 3: And then when I was on Dad patrol, he fell 458 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,400 Speaker 3: backwards and hit the back of his head. It made 459 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:33,080 Speaker 3: a boom inside our place, and Demolition derby with his he's. 460 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 1: Going for it. 461 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,080 Speaker 3: Yeah. His mom came running down the stairs. I heard that, 462 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 3: and so I think that was that was it. That 463 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 3: that's what made her order the little helmet from Ama saw. 464 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, better safe than sorry. Yeah. It was in 465 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: the thing about kids. You have to do every mistake 466 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,919 Speaker 1: to learn not to do the mistake, right, you just 467 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 1: trial and error. You gotta hit your head a million times. 468 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,919 Speaker 1: That's why the whole concussion thing. I don't want to 469 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,000 Speaker 1: get on a tangent, but here I'm gonna get all 470 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,200 Speaker 1: on a tangent. But it's like the concussion thing. You know, 471 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,320 Speaker 1: how many concussions kids like we have had, Like we 472 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,480 Speaker 1: had when we were kids growing up, you didn't know 473 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:04,879 Speaker 1: about it. 474 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny you mentioned that because when he hit 475 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,080 Speaker 3: the back of his head like that, I thought to myself, 476 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,359 Speaker 3: that has to be a small concussion that he just 477 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 3: got from that. There's no way you can hit your 478 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 3: head that hard and not have any repercussions with a concussion. Yeah, man, 479 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,560 Speaker 3: So you're damn right. You're so right about that. I 480 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,440 Speaker 3: feel like in a child's little lifetime, they've probably had 481 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,960 Speaker 3: three good concussions growing up. 482 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 1: Well, and you know it's bad now, but when you 483 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,760 Speaker 1: know back in our day, daddy, you know you're around 484 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 1: our age, the playgrounds with that were not designed for safety. 485 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 3: You know, where it just was, you have, everything was 486 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 3: made out of rusted steel. 487 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and you'd go in the summer, you know, 488 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,760 Speaker 1: one hundred and ninety degrees to go on the swings 489 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,400 Speaker 1: and your ass burned up. You couldn't touch the sides 490 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,919 Speaker 1: of it. Did metal chains, There was that. I mean 491 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,480 Speaker 1: there were traps they built as playgrounds. 492 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,399 Speaker 3: For kids, are spiked bicycle pedals. 493 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,399 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. So it's a little better now now in 494 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 1: most of the playgrounds they have those little rubber pieces, 495 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,160 Speaker 1: like the tire pieces or whatever. 496 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,520 Speaker 3: So also the lazy ass adults back then, they didn't 497 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,679 Speaker 3: believe in that nice what is that stuff? It's almost 498 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 3: like an expensive safe rubber that they put down on 499 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 3: the play structures. When we were little kids, they laid 500 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,840 Speaker 3: down rocks and the stupid wood chips. 501 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was always a yeah, it's always a 502 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,080 Speaker 1: good thing. 503 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,400 Speaker 3: Oh Michael, you'd get splinters all the time. Yeah. 504 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,520 Speaker 1: There are photos of there's some Instagram posts that I've 505 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,679 Speaker 1: seen of the playgrounds, like from the eighties, in the nineties, 506 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,919 Speaker 1: early nineties, but eighties and late seventies, and it's just 507 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,120 Speaker 1: it's wow. It's like this is some kind of thing 508 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,919 Speaker 1: you'd get out of North Korea, like Pyongyang or something, 509 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,480 Speaker 1: or you know, Russia, and it's like, no, that was America. 510 00:26:55,560 --> 00:27:01,120 Speaker 1: That's how we operated in America. Well, callersday, the darnedest things. 511 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,120 Speaker 1: I had some really funny moments on the Overnight Show 512 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,800 Speaker 1: this week that I would like to highlight here, and 513 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,479 Speaker 1: we have a toss up. I'm gonna let you decide. 514 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,840 Speaker 1: You make the call, you listening make the call, and 515 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,520 Speaker 1: Danny g you make the call. We've got keg drinking 516 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 1: Steve from Missouri who called up to do a victory lap, 517 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:21,440 Speaker 1: a celebratory call, as Alfy Alien, Opiner and Ferg Dog 518 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 1: would say. It was a celebratory call about the Chiefs 519 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,199 Speaker 1: winning the first round of the NFL Draft. You might 520 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,760 Speaker 1: remember that Kansas City made a trade with Buffalo and 521 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: they got a speedy wide receiver. So if you didn't 522 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,719 Speaker 1: hear the call, perhaps not the first thing here. Steve 523 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,159 Speaker 1: was oozing Bruce Ki's in Bourbon as he called up. 524 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: He's keg drinking Steve after all. And when he finally 525 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:48,560 Speaker 1: took a breath as he was celebrating the Chiefs dynasties 526 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,960 Speaker 1: going on and on, I asked him a question which 527 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,959 Speaker 1: turned out to be the hardest question that he had 528 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,639 Speaker 1: ever been asked. A real mind bender. I said, Hey, Steve, 529 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:03,160 Speaker 1: can you name the player the Chiefs drafted they traded 530 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: up the draft and he hemmed any hawd he tapp dance? 531 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 1: You would have thought I asked him to reverse engineer 532 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,080 Speaker 1: an alien spacecraft. 533 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:14,400 Speaker 3: Ah. 534 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:20,560 Speaker 1: Man, he had no idea who Xavier Worthy was. 535 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,720 Speaker 3: He should have just pulled a Dick and Dayton and 536 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 3: changed the subject. 537 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been the move. But so he 538 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 1: that was unbelievable. It was great absurd absurdity ensued. And 539 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,480 Speaker 1: then how do you do? Then we say hello to 540 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,040 Speaker 1: the other half of this? You make the call. Mark 541 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,800 Speaker 1: in Denver called up Mark and Denver big fan of 542 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 1: the show. He wanted to play one of our games, 543 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,480 Speaker 1: Malar'smount of Money. So what normally happens is I will 544 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 1: introduce the contestants, I will set the game up, then 545 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,720 Speaker 1: we will have a brief intermission, and then we will. 546 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 3: Have the game. 547 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,080 Speaker 1: So we put Mark on, we put the other guy on. 548 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: I introduced both of them. We got to know that 549 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,520 Speaker 1: a little bit, okay. I said, you just stay right 550 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,320 Speaker 1: there on hold, I'll come right back to you and 551 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,240 Speaker 1: we'll play the game. 552 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,280 Speaker 3: And just good to go. 553 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,200 Speaker 1: So we went back. After we paused for the cause, 554 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 1: went back, picked the phone, call up. Mark said, hey Mark. 555 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 1: He did not hang up. He was there, although he 556 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,840 Speaker 1: was not paying attention. He was listening. Now, what do 557 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: you think he was listening to? 558 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,040 Speaker 3: Danny? 559 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,560 Speaker 1: What do you think Mark was listening to? 560 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 3: Mark in Denver, to George Norri, George Norrie. 561 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 1: Okay, that would have been fine. We love George, big 562 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 1: fan of George Norri does does wonderful Radio. No, Mark 563 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,480 Speaker 1: was listening to the Best of Ben Maler Show podcast 564 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: while on the original Recipe podcast, which it was. The 565 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,360 Speaker 1: timing on this, Danny was perfect. You might have had 566 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: to have been there or just heard it, because I'm like, hey, 567 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,360 Speaker 1: are you are you Mark? Are you there? And then 568 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,360 Speaker 1: we here in the background the fifth you know, the 569 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,880 Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show, Best of Ben Maler Show podcast, Like, 570 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,760 Speaker 1: oh my god, it was unbelievable. 571 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 3: So he's the one who downloads that. 572 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the only one. It was a wacky tobaccy. 573 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 1: So which one, Danny you make the call? Which is 574 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:20,280 Speaker 1: the crazier call? The diehard, delusional Chiefs fan who called 575 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,680 Speaker 1: up to celebrate and take a bow for the Chiefs 576 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,760 Speaker 1: winning the NFL Draft without knowing who they actually drafted, 577 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,680 Speaker 1: or Mark in Denver, who wall on hold to play 578 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,400 Speaker 1: a game show was not paying attention and was listening 579 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,640 Speaker 1: to the best of Ben Maler Show podcasts. 580 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:41,000 Speaker 3: I don't think the chiefs fan is worthy of this title, 581 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:46,480 Speaker 3: so I'm gonna have to go with multitasking Ben Maller's voice. 582 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,960 Speaker 3: Was he listening to you on hold? Was he half 583 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 3: listening and he wasn't listening? 584 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,880 Speaker 1: No, he was only listening. He got so confused. He 585 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,400 Speaker 1: was listening to the best of podcasts. He was that confused. 586 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:02,560 Speaker 3: That's even more confusing. So he's listening to the best 587 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 3: of So what did he think you were doing? Just 588 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,760 Speaker 3: so like a run through taking caller like, I don't 589 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,760 Speaker 3: understand what was he doing on the phone? 590 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,560 Speaker 1: Then I don't understand either, he said. He he said 591 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,600 Speaker 1: he got confused, is what he said. He was a 592 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,720 Speaker 1: little how can you? But how do you get confused 593 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,040 Speaker 1: by that? 594 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,360 Speaker 3: This goes back to childhood concussions. 595 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,120 Speaker 1: It must be he needed one of those little hats 596 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 1: CoA has. And then you're to go, yeah, all right, 597 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,760 Speaker 1: we'll get out on. We have the idiom of the week. 598 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 1: Why don't we do the idiom of the week. Are 599 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 1: you ready for the idiom of the week? 600 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,320 Speaker 3: Of course you're ready for You not idiot of the week. 601 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's something different. 602 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 3: But the idiom of the week. 603 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:42,440 Speaker 1: Yes, the idiom of the week. And this week we 604 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 1: went deep into the idiom bag and the not the 605 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,040 Speaker 1: phrase of the week. No, no, no, The idiom of 606 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,680 Speaker 1: the week is smart Alec. It was you're such a 607 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,280 Speaker 1: smart Alec. 608 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,680 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my mom would say that a lot. I 609 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,400 Speaker 3: bet your mom be a smart Alec. 610 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 1: I bet your mom didn't know where it came from. 611 00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,960 Speaker 3: No, no chance. 612 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,360 Speaker 1: This is one of the all time great word origin stories. 613 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:10,360 Speaker 1: So as I understand it, this is so good. The 614 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 1: term smart Alec goes back to the eighteen forties in 615 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,560 Speaker 1: New York City. It is actually referred it's obviously somebody 616 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:24,360 Speaker 1: named Alec Alec hog hoag Hogue, Alec Hogue, I guess 617 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,000 Speaker 1: as I say, And this guy was a con artist 618 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,480 Speaker 1: with his wife, and he would trick people out of 619 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 1: their money. So the way it worked, he was a 620 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,640 Speaker 1: small time crook. He did pickpocketing, but the main source 621 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: of his shenanigans was a version of the honey trap, 622 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:48,960 Speaker 1: an elaborate ruse where this guy, Alex Hogue's wife would 623 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,760 Speaker 1: work as a prostitute and lure the mark into a room. 624 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,800 Speaker 1: There would be a secret hiding place, and this guy, 625 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:03,200 Speaker 1: Mark mark Ho would hide out in the like a trapdoor, 626 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,120 Speaker 1: and the person who was there to hook up with 627 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,520 Speaker 1: his wife would would be, you know, starting to hook up, 628 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,440 Speaker 1: doing a little making out or whatever, and they'd be 629 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,120 Speaker 1: in the other room and Alec would pop out of 630 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:21,000 Speaker 1: the hidden panel, the hidden part of the room and 631 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 1: steal the guy's wallet, his watch, whatever. He had no 632 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,760 Speaker 1: phone back then because they didn't have cellular phones, but 633 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,080 Speaker 1: he'd take all the valuables from the guy's clothes and 634 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,160 Speaker 1: then he would exit the room, close the trap door, 635 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,560 Speaker 1: go out, go around like a magician and say Ebra cadabra, 636 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,800 Speaker 1: hocus pocus. He compounding on the front door as an 637 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,240 Speaker 1: irate husband, what are you doing with my wife? And 638 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,680 Speaker 1: then the person would skid. Dad will just grab his clothes, 639 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,280 Speaker 1: not realizing his wallet was stolen and his watch was stolen, 640 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,760 Speaker 1: and just trying to get away from there. And that 641 00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,840 Speaker 1: is where the term smart Alec originated. What a con 642 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,040 Speaker 1: artist man. Eighteen forties, they were pulling that trap that's 643 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,560 Speaker 1: like that still goes on today, but eighteen forty a 644 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,680 Speaker 1: trap door and a wife who was working as a 645 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 1: prostitute to steal guys money. But I guess, are you 646 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,719 Speaker 1: a prostitute if you're not actually finishing the job, you're 647 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 1: just like you kind of starting the job and not 648 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 1: finishing the job. 649 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,319 Speaker 3: That's a good question. It's like the other day I 650 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,600 Speaker 3: saw Jay Glazer on Twitter. 651 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,520 Speaker 4: I was worried, and I'm worried where you're gonna no, no, 652 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,600 Speaker 4: And he was talking he had a video up with 653 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,520 Speaker 4: his fiance and her twin sister, and he was talking 654 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,160 Speaker 4: about how he's gonna Elope gets the two sisters mixed 655 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,799 Speaker 4: up if they wear the same outfits. 656 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,200 Speaker 3: And he's like, She's like, no, I'm the one you're 657 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,879 Speaker 3: engaged to. And he's like, oh, oh good, I got you. 658 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:51,239 Speaker 3: And they're haha laughing. But the first comment says, seriously, 659 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:57,120 Speaker 3: is it eloping if everybody knows about it? Yeah, that's 660 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,600 Speaker 3: because the definition you're a wordsmith, Yeah, to Elope means 661 00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,640 Speaker 3: secretly getting married. 662 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. What is the term for just not inviting anyone 663 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:13,120 Speaker 1: to your wedding? That's what I did. I'm getting married. 664 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,359 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not inviting anyone. But yeah, you're right. 665 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:23,120 Speaker 1: Eloping is a marriage without without the ceremony and the 666 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,920 Speaker 1: typical reception and all that, without the night. 667 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,120 Speaker 3: It was the first thing I thought when I saw 668 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 3: the post, and then the first comment or it said 669 00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,480 Speaker 3: the same thing. I'm like, we're on the same page. 670 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,640 Speaker 3: Don't you like that when you look at the comments 671 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,640 Speaker 3: and the first person nails it. 672 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're like, I'm on the right track on 673 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,640 Speaker 1: this because these people think the same way. 674 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. In the comments section is never wrong. 675 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,239 Speaker 1: No, I mean those the best and the brightest, the 676 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,040 Speaker 1: smartest people out there are in the comments section on anything, 677 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:54,440 Speaker 1: anything at all that it takes place. Speaking of comments, 678 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,080 Speaker 1: we seamlessly promoted I believe it was last week the 679 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:04,600 Speaker 1: Backscratcher looking for some friendly comments on the Backscratcher, the 680 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:09,279 Speaker 1: thing the Apple podcast page, trying to get that. Have 681 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,239 Speaker 1: you looked over there? Have you peaked over there? 682 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,040 Speaker 3: Yes? I have not peaked. I was going to give 683 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:13,920 Speaker 3: it a couple of weeks. 684 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,919 Speaker 1: Oh okay, well I haven't looked either. 685 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's keep it a surprise for next weekend. 686 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,160 Speaker 1: We don't want to ruin the podcast right now. But yeah, 687 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,799 Speaker 1: if you want to help us out Fifth Hour with 688 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,320 Speaker 1: Ben Malor podcast and of course my man Danny g 689 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:32,440 Speaker 1: as well, and you can leave a review. I haven't 690 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,000 Speaker 1: as of last week. I haven't looked, but we haven't 691 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:39,600 Speaker 1: had any since February. It's now May, so that's embarrassing. 692 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,759 Speaker 1: That's a bad job by man. And the downloads are 693 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,759 Speaker 1: going up. People are listening more, but they're just not 694 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,480 Speaker 1: You guys are not helping us out. On that Apple 695 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,759 Speaker 1: podcast page fifth Hour Podcast. 696 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, in the description of this very podcast, click on 697 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,239 Speaker 3: the link and it takes you right there. All. 698 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,319 Speaker 1: Have a wonderful Saturday. Enjoy the Kentucky Derby. I'll be 699 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,000 Speaker 1: watching that. Might even go out to the Dodger game. 700 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,520 Speaker 1: Don't tell anybody I call the Dodger game tonight. I 701 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:05,439 Speaker 1: haven't been out there yet. 702 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,120 Speaker 3: You are brave. 703 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,200 Speaker 1: They don't really want me out there, but they're playing 704 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,799 Speaker 1: the braves this weekend, as you said, so I'll see 705 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,680 Speaker 1: the Bravos and the Doyers. Anyway, have a wonderful day 706 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,600 Speaker 1: and we will talk to you on Sunday. 707 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,360 Speaker 3: Austa Pasta by Flatious