WEBVTT - "The Cool Mom Expert" with Sandi Marx

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<v Speaker 1>Forever. Ah, look at us. Oh, we're here. We have

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<v Speaker 1>not been kicked out of the studio yet. We have not.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't got any hate mail yet. I mean we know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why we would get that. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>death people know better.

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<v Speaker 3>But have you checked your spam folder?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have a spam folder also, we didn't. Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she's just excited to be she's enthusiastic. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it it. That's what I love it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here for it. Holl Marie, how are you doing? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing really well, Sydney. How you do it? I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen you in a while. When was last week? Did podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you see your listeners? I don't know. Me and Marie,

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<v Speaker 1>we used to see each other like every.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, every day, all day, literally every day. I remember

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<v Speaker 2>how much my ex boyfriend hated you. Okay, first of all,

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<v Speaker 2>that was like four years ago, bitch. But that's when

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<v Speaker 2>we would see each other every day.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I saw you a lot last year, did you, Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>And even even this year.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just as of late we haven't been seeing each

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<v Speaker 2>other because you've been getting some duke.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get anything between actually exactly you know.

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<v Speaker 2>When my friend is getting Uh, I'm not having sex

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<v Speaker 2>every day. You've been traveling. That's what you should That's

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<v Speaker 2>what you should have said. We haven't seen each other

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<v Speaker 2>because you've been booked, busy and blessed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Maurice's been going their brunch. Falling downstairs. I did

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<v Speaker 1>fall downstairs getting their back blown out. I fell downstairs

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<v Speaker 1>but naked.

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<v Speaker 3>On my birthday, no way.

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<v Speaker 2>Because my phone was bringing you know, people love me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, and I was like, bru, and

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<v Speaker 2>I bounced and rolled and then I falling in public

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<v Speaker 2>in front of people is the most embarrassing thing to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so I popped up real fast in private.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, oh my god, I thought you

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<v Speaker 2>fell down the stairs, and I was like, I did,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm smooth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I knocked a bunch of plants down.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have paid money to see that me falling

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<v Speaker 2>down the stairs but naked. Yeah, so actually, good twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five dollars. That's not enough money you gotta spend on

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<v Speaker 2>the run ticket to see me bust my ass, literally

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<v Speaker 2>bust my bare ass. Thank you so much. Sydney bought

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<v Speaker 2>me an edible today and it's tiny. It looks like

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<v Speaker 2>the head of a gummy bear.

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<v Speaker 1>So I know that if I take this, I'm gonna die.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this? This is this myth?

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<v Speaker 2>It's called on the edge, dude. That means I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be on the edge of the I'm gonna save this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna save I'm gonna take it as soon as

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<v Speaker 2>the episode is done, and then to be high for

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<v Speaker 2>several hours. Oh my god, ten milligrams or something that's

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<v Speaker 2>not a lot. Yeah, I gotta have three of these.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me sit this down, put it, put it

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<v Speaker 1>over there, Sidney, what were you?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>An expert in this week? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Just so much? I guess traveling. I've been traveling. I

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<v Speaker 2>went to passport traveling. Yeah, not very local. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>using my passport though, because you don't. Yeah, And the

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<v Speaker 2>person on Amtrak was like, you could just get a

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<v Speaker 2>regular ID, and it's like, actually, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I like my password. You're you.

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<v Speaker 2>You are living on the edge. If you lose your passport,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like one hundred and ten dollars to replace it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, Oh you didn't know this.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you place it, replace it. Who's replacing? When's your passport.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. When does it expire? Twenty and twenty three?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn sit, are you old? Damn you old?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty twenty three. That's the year that has never even

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<v Speaker 2>crossed my mind. I started writing twenty thirteen on things

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<v Speaker 2>recently because I for some reason, my fingers can't do

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<v Speaker 2>the eight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, is it thirteen?

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<v Speaker 2>No, this bit would just be lying. She's really fifty

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<v Speaker 2>seven years old. She's just gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I look amazing? Yeah? I actually just turned to

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<v Speaker 1>a dy eight. Thank you so much. I'm proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, You're great. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've been traveling and it's good getting out of

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<v Speaker 2>New York City because New York City ain't shit.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, people are rude. They don't get up for

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant women on the train. Who has time?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, nobody smiles, nobody says hello, nobody has manners.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you get out, you see people who are

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<v Speaker 2>just fucking happy to be around.

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<v Speaker 1>People in New York have manors.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen people say thank you when somebody doesn't hold

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<v Speaker 2>the door for them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, no, that's that's not how I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be treated. Excuse me. I want like gazebo energy.

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<v Speaker 2>I want people who have fucking addicts and backyards and pantries.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's what with addicts are serial killers?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes they are, but they say good morning and good afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like Ted Bundy s cititarverybody that he kills,

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<v Speaker 2>and listen before you kill me, if you tell me

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<v Speaker 2>a good morning, that.

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<v Speaker 1>What a gentleman.

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<v Speaker 2>How about you let me live and don't talk to me? Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>how about that? Anyway, So I went to Atlanta this

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<v Speaker 2>weekend for festival.

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<v Speaker 1>He was cool. You know, did you go to waffle House?

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<v Speaker 2>I did not go to waffle House, but I went

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<v Speaker 2>to the place called Homegrown and they had these comfy

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<v Speaker 2>chicken biscuits. Fucking bomb comfy comfy, like comfortable chicken. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Like like you just fucked and y'all you got this.

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<v Speaker 2>You still got the club on your chest.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like my mom is here.

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<v Speaker 2>You got it's just and you just lay there. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, I get it, I'll get it off. Borrow

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<v Speaker 2>is what's you wake up? Just just crunch It's like

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<v Speaker 2>a frosted flake and you're like, oh, this is an

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<v Speaker 2>exfoliant now, No, just on your chest is not a

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<v Speaker 2>pummice stone.

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<v Speaker 1>That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're the expert on things that are gross. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So I had a run in with somebody on my show.

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<v Speaker 2>I was last and uh okay, the headliner and you

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<v Speaker 2>got there later.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it was first.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, this guy, I'm like on stage, living my best life,

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<v Speaker 2>doing my jokes, having a good time, and he interrupts

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<v Speaker 2>me because I was talking about these strippers that were

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<v Speaker 2>at this lounge I had winter the night before, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, I don't like those.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like them titties there.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like what. I was like, sir, you're

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<v Speaker 2>wearing flip flops. Nobody cares what you want or you

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<v Speaker 2>can't have a preference. Your whole toes is out like

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<v Speaker 2>nobody cares, and so he starts mumbling. He's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see your titties. And I was like, oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>oh oh. This was a grown ass man. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a grown ass man in a football jersey. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you retired? Are you just upset?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't get your You didn't get your money this month?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't get.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell them about it, Raymond, tell you, tell him why

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<v Speaker 2>are you mad? Because he was just like, you would

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<v Speaker 2>not stop like interrupting me. And then eventually, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going back and forth. You know, I'm roasting him.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great, but he's getting mad, so he's like, just

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<v Speaker 2>be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's what.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been doing, dude, and get the fuck yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Be funny. It's like, y'all, dudes don't know what y'all want.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to see some titties or you want

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<v Speaker 2>to see some common You're not gonna get both, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, not for free. If Sydney has the right

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<v Speaker 1>outfit on, you go see them. Sidney will throw a

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<v Speaker 1>sheer blouse on, a turtleneck would have cut out on

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<v Speaker 1>the cleavage. Anyway, they threw him out later and I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, later, but you were the last comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, why am I doing comedy? But

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<v Speaker 2>you know I made it through.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good. I'm proud of you. Yeah, And they

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna fight him after. Who's gonna fight him?

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<v Speaker 2>The ghosts, the ghosts, the ghosts of Harriet Tubman. Anyway, Marie,

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<v Speaker 2>were you an expert in this week? Ah? My goodness,

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<v Speaker 2>everything that I'm saying is gonna be alleged you're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be able to person no charges. Just pretend that, no,

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<v Speaker 2>don't pretend. Just allegedly. So I got a bed in

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<v Speaker 2>a box a few weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a fact. Yes, yes, yes, that is a fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Allegedly, And you know it's like a Casper, but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like not that.

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<v Speaker 1>Not Casper was like fifteen hundred dollars for a queen

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<v Speaker 1>size mattress.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I ordered this mattress on Amazon. I went

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<v Speaker 2>to the website, the mattress company's website, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>went on Amazon because they also delivered it. It was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be available faster. But in the review, somebody was like, look,

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<v Speaker 2>the bed didn't work for me. I called this number.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon gave me a refund and I didn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>send the bed back.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, wait, they put that in their reviews.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what somebody said. Or is that a friend?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no no, that was one of the reviews.

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<v Speaker 2>A friend of mine did get a mattress.

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<v Speaker 1>Allegedly. Allegedly, a friend that I know I got a mattress.

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<v Speaker 1>He said it wasn't working for him. He called them.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, what if we give you fifty percent refund?

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, no, just couldn't get the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>And they were like, what if we give you all

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<v Speaker 2>your money back and you just keep the bed, And

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<v Speaker 2>he was like okay, and so he kept the bed

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<v Speaker 2>and he got his money back. So I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do the same thing. So I went allegedly allegedly,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I went on, but I ordered a different bed.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I was reading the reviews for somebody was like,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't working for us. The Amazon will not come

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<v Speaker 2>pick up a bed that you slept it. It cost

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<v Speaker 2>them less money to just give you a refund and

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<v Speaker 2>let you keep the bed, right, And I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we allegedly. So I called them on Monday, and the

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<v Speaker 2>bed has been bothering my back. I put my old

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<v Speaker 2>mattress protector on it because I have a bad bag

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<v Speaker 2>and my body's been bothering me. Your body's been back

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<v Speaker 2>since you've been anyway, So I've been falling down the

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<v Speaker 2>stairs after that. Dude, well I fell on my butt,

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<v Speaker 2>not on my back anyway. So I called them. Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>was like, all right, well, we'll give you a free

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<v Speaker 2>a full refund, and you have to dispose with the

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<v Speaker 2>mattress yourself, and I was like, who's gonna pick up

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<v Speaker 2>the bed allegedly, and they were like, you got it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can go donate it to a church or a

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<v Speaker 2>good will And I was like, but when do I

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<v Speaker 2>get my money? And they were like, you'll have it now, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like great, thanks Amazon. Then I went

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<v Speaker 2>on the website of the company because I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm keeping this mattress, i should get you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a mattress protected at works. And I called them and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, hey, yeah, the bed is hurting my back.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like, if you send us a screenshot of

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<v Speaker 2>your order receipt, we can send you a free mattress

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<v Speaker 2>stopper for a year.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh my god, let me do

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<v Speaker 1>that right now.

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<v Speaker 2>This scam continues allegedly, so I'm getting the mattress tapper.

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<v Speaker 2>On Monday, I was like, you know what I should

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<v Speaker 2>do with this money that I got back. I should

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<v Speaker 2>get like some new like really nice like linens, like

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<v Speaker 2>some cute sheets, right, and they are like two hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty dollars some linen for some lin I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm gonna just go to TJ.

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<v Speaker 1>Math yeah, or Macy some of these they got good sales.

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<v Speaker 2>Math and Beyond also has really good sheets, yes, and coupons.

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<v Speaker 2>Check the coupons allegedly anyway. So that's what I was

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<v Speaker 2>an expert in this week, is just getting like a

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<v Speaker 2>good night sleep on a freeest bit allegedly.

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<v Speaker 1>Scared the scam man.

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<v Speaker 2>So if anybody wants the number to call Slider my DM,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you what to call, since you can't

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<v Speaker 2>tell everybody because then everybody's going to be doing it

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, I wonder what the tie that back

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<v Speaker 2>to me? Allegedly anyway, I've been sleeping like a baby. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>wait Marie, when you got it, you were like, I

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<v Speaker 2>know how this is gonna end. Well, my friend who

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<v Speaker 2>said that he got a full refund and got to

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<v Speaker 2>keep the mattress. Everyone that he told that story to

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<v Speaker 2>didn't work for them, really, it didn't. They They couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>They either came to pick up the mattress or they

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<v Speaker 2>just wouldn't give them their money back. Interesting, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, why would you doubt me? They're so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking blessed bits here I am people telling me sleeping

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<v Speaker 2>on a show mattress sleeping.

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<v Speaker 1>On a spring spring mattress.

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<v Speaker 2>People telling me that they want to see my tits,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, damn if I just had a free mattress.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, change your life better. I'm having a great week. Phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of phenomenal, our guest today phenomenal woman. Is she

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<v Speaker 2>phenomenally phenomenally? Is she?

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<v Speaker 1>This guest?

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<v Speaker 2>Our guest today is one of our favorite performers here

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<v Speaker 2>in New York. And we say that every time we

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<v Speaker 2>have a guest, but that we only book people that

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<v Speaker 2>we like. True, I mean me with a fact, with

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<v Speaker 2>the hard facts, a capitol dot real news. She is

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<v Speaker 2>a funny storyteller that performs literally everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are gonna love her. She's our cool mom expert.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is this, these are I mean, that's why

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<v Speaker 2>Sidney was talking so crassley before.

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<v Speaker 1>She don't respect my mom. She's cool though, ye yah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, it's the very funny, the very lovely. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Sandy send them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you just wanted to shock me and see if

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<v Speaker 3>I would really react. No, Sandy, I've heard to your

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<v Speaker 3>crusty chest. Sandy.

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<v Speaker 2>I know listen, I know you, I know how you

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<v Speaker 2>get down. You're kind of the cool mom that you

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<v Speaker 2>could also call you by your first name, Sande trash mom, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Trash mom.

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<v Speaker 2>You have two Cardia bracelets on? Yes, yes, okay, forever bracelet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>When I go through the airport, it takes a long

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<v Speaker 3>time because you have to like basically do a body

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<v Speaker 3>cavity search. Now they put me through the X ray

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<v Speaker 3>of that machine, like yeah, yeah, they're doing it, and

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<v Speaker 3>then it's like the wand everywhere. And I always make

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<v Speaker 3>the same stupid joke. I always say you have to

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<v Speaker 3>buy me a cocktail first, or some bullshit, and they

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<v Speaker 3>always look at me like you're the two hundredth person

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<v Speaker 3>who said that to me today. So yes, give a ship.

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<v Speaker 1>But do they check your hair?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they couldn't get there's like a meat loafing hereripes

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<v Speaker 3>the Lindbergh babies, a lot of hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Sandy.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about who you are and where you're from. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, I met you a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>You were on we were doing a show together.

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<v Speaker 3>That's correct. We were doing a show together and I

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<v Speaker 3>saw you and I thought, I'm madly in love. I

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<v Speaker 3>want to take you home and tuck you in somewhere

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<v Speaker 3>and then give you like Parge in the morning, like poor, yeah, granola,

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<v Speaker 3>a bowl of granola, mac and cheese, Mac and cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>In the morning. Wow, how do you make it? How

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<v Speaker 1>do you make your mac and cheese? I make it.

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<v Speaker 3>I buy everything is gluten free in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not a cool mom. Mom.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I was raising my kids. I gave them Kraft

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<v Speaker 3>twenty six cent box of Kraft mac and cheese. That's

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<v Speaker 3>what it used to cost, twenty six cents when my

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<v Speaker 3>kids were little. I'm old. My kids are old, so

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<v Speaker 3>now I make the same age as us. Well, my

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<v Speaker 3>twins are going to be thirty this year, a little

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<v Speaker 3>older than us, and my son's twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>I met your son.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Sandy had a show in Brooklyn and she her your

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<v Speaker 2>husband and your son were both there that her husband

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<v Speaker 2>is like super supportive of you.

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<v Speaker 1>He was so supportive.

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<v Speaker 2>But you was there at that show too, the stuff

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<v Speaker 2>that as Sandy talks about, I was like.

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<v Speaker 4>Your son is he yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You talking about this with your son? Girl five years old?

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<v Speaker 2>Five?

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<v Speaker 1>Well five.

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<v Speaker 3>I did a show last week and my daughter was

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<v Speaker 3>in the audience. This was in la and it was

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<v Speaker 3>all about how I left her father nice. It was

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<v Speaker 3>really classic origin story, super classic. I kept saying, referring

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<v Speaker 3>to her in the audience, saying, Lindsay, I'm sorry, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's true. And everybody started laughing because I was being

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<v Speaker 3>so horrifying. But Lindsay's used to it. I'm her mother.

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<v Speaker 3>She knows, she knows, she's brought today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she likes Well, is this story embarrassing? But how

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<v Speaker 1>you loved her dead story? It's not.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't make him look great, and you're not supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to do that in front of your kids. No. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>he's a man, but she's a grown up man. Terrible Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all right. You know, it's like she's a grown

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<v Speaker 3>up woman now, she can hear about it.

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<v Speaker 2>A woman in her thirties knows if she has crabby

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<v Speaker 2>parents that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it doesn't parent. Yeah, she doesn't need you

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<v Speaker 1>to tell tell her how bad he is or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, her dad is amazing as his dad. He

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<v Speaker 3>was just a shitty husband. So I kept saying.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you a man who could do both, dad? Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So how long are you guys together?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know the story.

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<v Speaker 3>So my first husband I was with for like fourteen years,

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<v Speaker 3>and my second husband I've now been for almost twenty years.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've been basically, you've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got that long term coochie Yo, long term. I put

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<v Speaker 1>in commitment, coach.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been, you know, doing hospital corners with another dude

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<v Speaker 3>in the house for like thirty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty hospital corners. Yeah, you know you like.

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<v Speaker 3>In after everybody leaves in the morning. For forty years.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been making a bed for somebody, is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, okay, So you're married and you every morning

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<v Speaker 2>make the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I make it because he leave. My husband leaves for work.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't just throw it at the school.

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<v Speaker 3>It's old school. Well I'm home. What am I doing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm watching.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to do what the kids are doing. Just leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm get into this twelve hours from now. To make

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<v Speaker 1>the bed. I don't put I don't put no duvet

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<v Speaker 1>or nothing over it.

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<v Speaker 3>I make the bed. I watch the prices, right, and

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<v Speaker 3>I make the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Love the prices, not to carry prices, right. I like

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<v Speaker 2>Barker creepy man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Cheryl.

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<v Speaker 2>Look like he does people's elbows, and like the smaller

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<v Speaker 2>their back that's the that's the Prices.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't there a rumor that he was stopping one of

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<v Speaker 3>the models, probably stopping that a cool mom turn. Yeah

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<v Speaker 3>she was, Yeah, getting down with one of the models stooping.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, him and Hugh Hefner were really good friends.

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<v Speaker 2>So a lot of those girls were like playmates, the Prices,

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<v Speaker 2>right girls, they were playmates.

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<v Speaker 1>He because, yeah, sany what you sleep on a queen

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<v Speaker 1>for a queen? Sandy?

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<v Speaker 2>I went to your house and what I She had

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<v Speaker 2>a comedy show there.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you steal anything? It took everything for me not

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<v Speaker 1>to take something. I was like, you just had.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything out and I was like, wait, you have all

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<v Speaker 2>these people in your place and you're not locking it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl, you didn't take like I wanted to hear her bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>She has every wonderful beauty product ever and I still

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<v Speaker 2>look like this.

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<v Speaker 1>No, sendy, you look incredible for your age. You're killing it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you always have like a designer. Like I saw

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<v Speaker 2>her at a show. She had a Chanel boot on,

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<v Speaker 2>said Sandy. I know that those boots were like thirty dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>And honestly, I wanted to take everything in your place

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<v Speaker 2>and I could have.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have, no, because you probably have insurance on ship.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it is, why she says, coming to taste.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have cameras everywhere. I was rubbing my butt

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<v Speaker 3>on everything good, good, like.

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<v Speaker 2>A dog that needed to wipe his butt. It was

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<v Speaker 2>market market my spot, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But Tandy, you live in like Westchester, like I'm making

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<v Speaker 2>the rits Carlton bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I'm like Eloise, old Eloise living at the hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's a condo. It's not a hotel. But it's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to admit I like it. I do. I

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<v Speaker 3>really like it. I'm proud that I get to live there.

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<v Speaker 2>You got art, like real art, Yeah, I have real art,

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<v Speaker 2>like fun art. Yes, you have fun art at your place.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how good all that you are?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool? He's lived.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, now I've lived. I've got the track marks.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's talk about it. Let's talk about how you

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<v Speaker 1>got to be so cool? Like, were you a cool

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<v Speaker 1>kid in school?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I was such a loser. I mean everybody, total loser. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I was a loser. I had like I was really

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<v Speaker 3>ugly and I had a lazy eye. No, I had

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<v Speaker 3>one eye that robe.

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<v Speaker 2>Sandy I had a low key. I have a wandering

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<v Speaker 2>eye as well, who wandered.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to work with these prisms for like six

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<v Speaker 3>months and they retrained my eye. It looked like Superman

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<v Speaker 3>ship like up there.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had a surgery. You have to like no.

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<v Speaker 3>Retra doctor Lockdrman made me retrain my eye. And I

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<v Speaker 3>also had a horrible like buck teeth face mouth because

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<v Speaker 3>I sucked my thumb. So I was a hot mess.

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<v Speaker 3>I really was not until I got to high school,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I only became more like acceptable because I

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<v Speaker 3>was in all the school plays theater. I was the

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<v Speaker 3>class clown.

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<v Speaker 1>So you had talent to your tent.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it wasn't necessarily talented. I was just loud.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean I've been told.

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<v Speaker 3>It just shout ship. People think you're funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Louder than everybody loud.

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<v Speaker 3>So then things kind of worked out after that, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I fixed everything. You're too like, I don't remember

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<v Speaker 3>what color my hair was, my teeth, you know, braces

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<v Speaker 3>that I got fixed, fixed my nose, I believe, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>oh yeah I had Yeah you know you used to

0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:06.080
<v Speaker 3>look like it's cute now well yeah, because it it

0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:08.199
<v Speaker 3>was doctor Klein or whatever his name is, fixed it.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, it was a mess. I was a mad

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<v Speaker 3>little a little too. It wasn't too candy, but it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't It wasn't pretty believing.

0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:20.080
<v Speaker 2>That I believe gotta have your You gotta be ugly

0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:22.840
<v Speaker 2>as a kid, so you don't like the predators don't

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<v Speaker 2>want you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I get beautiful when you get older.

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<v Speaker 3>And I also have a theory that children that are

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<v Speaker 3>really exceptionally good looking when they're really little turn out

0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:31.600
<v Speaker 3>to be cows.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so true.

0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Everybody in high school that was banging, oh my god,

0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:40.880
<v Speaker 2>trash chillowcases and they all have like four kids.

0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's like since we just graduated.

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<v Speaker 3>But I like to say, is they look road hard,

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<v Speaker 3>put away wet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my expection. Wait hard, road hard, put them away wet.

0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:54.479
<v Speaker 3>It's like a horse. You ride them hard and then

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<v Speaker 3>you put them away wet.

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<v Speaker 1>Horses, horses. Everybody that's though the podcast is poor.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't have a horse. Actually, I'm afraid of

0:21:04.320 --> 0:21:07.080
<v Speaker 3>horses because I'm sure I've told you this. My sweet

0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:10.520
<v Speaker 3>husband he lost his her first wife in a horseback

0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:16.840
<v Speaker 3>riding accident. She fell, Yeah, she fell off a horse

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<v Speaker 3>and she died.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she equestrian?

0:21:19.119 --> 0:21:20.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes, she was a jumper.

0:21:20.680 --> 0:21:22.640
<v Speaker 1>She was a professional horse and she died.

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<v Speaker 3>When I tell the story where we go to Mohawk

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<v Speaker 3>Mountain Resort and they had like horses there and he's

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<v Speaker 3>telling me to get up on a fucking horse.

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<v Speaker 1>He's trying to kill you. Did you see the staircase

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<v Speaker 1>he killed?

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<v Speaker 3>Unbelievable anyway, But he would never know it was an accident.

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<v Speaker 1>You said he would never but he has.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I think that it was the year.

0:21:49.000 --> 0:21:53.359
<v Speaker 1>It's a good year. It's a good year. So you

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<v Speaker 1>were not a cool kid. I wasn't a cool kid,

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<v Speaker 1>but you were in theater.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, So then I became when I found out that

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<v Speaker 3>I could use comedy as a way to save myself.

0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:06.720
<v Speaker 3>Was when I was in high school. There were these

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<v Speaker 3>really awful, mean, bitchy girls. They were in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 3>smoking and I was in a stall and they were

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<v Speaker 3>like bruising to like cut somebody.

0:22:14.480 --> 0:22:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, like cut somebody cut somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>And I came out of the stall and I could

0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:21.320
<v Speaker 3>see there were somebody was gonna hurt me because I

0:22:21.320 --> 0:22:24.280
<v Speaker 3>had already once been beaten up in school, and so

0:22:24.760 --> 0:22:27.080
<v Speaker 3>one of them like pulled on my sweater like to

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<v Speaker 3>wallat me. And then the other one said, oh no,

0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:32.879
<v Speaker 3>she was that funny bird in this in sing the

0:22:32.880 --> 0:22:36.160
<v Speaker 3>school show, leave her alone. And I thought, okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna get killed.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your street cred. That was she's funny, She's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, that's the same I was a gleek.

0:22:42.880 --> 0:22:45.400
<v Speaker 3>I used to like run around singing the hills are alive,

0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:45.840
<v Speaker 3>you know.

0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:48.840
<v Speaker 2>And that's kind of similar to Tiffany Had's story. She

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<v Speaker 2>was in like foster care and these kids were going

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<v Speaker 2>to beat her up, and she.

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<v Speaker 1>Just kept telling me jokes. Yeah, and that's why she

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<v Speaker 1>is who she is now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you can. And I find that if you

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<v Speaker 3>use comedy now in the most mundane situations, like if

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<v Speaker 3>you're arguing with the American Express, I'm sorry, okay, master Card,

0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:05.640
<v Speaker 3>if it makes you feel like I'm less elite, if

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:08.480
<v Speaker 3>you're going to check Blue anybody, I just want to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you you're funny.

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<v Speaker 2>If you do American Express, they always give the customers

0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:15.040
<v Speaker 2>so nice, they're always the customer is always right with

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<v Speaker 2>Americas Express, they are.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you make you're the person on the phone,

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<v Speaker 3>the customer service person laugh, you'd be shocked at all

0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:25.800
<v Speaker 3>the things.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not laughing when i'm managed representative, I'm leaning on

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<v Speaker 2>the zero.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supervisor. Let me speak to your supervisor.

0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:35.600
<v Speaker 3>But as soon as you can disarm them and make

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<v Speaker 3>them laugh, they'll give you whatever you want.

0:23:37.280 --> 0:23:39.440
<v Speaker 1>That's true. They'll be like, I don't usually do this,

0:23:39.520 --> 0:23:42.080
<v Speaker 1>and you'll be like, wow, my first.

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:43.960
<v Speaker 2>My mood is angry when I'm on the phone with them,

0:23:44.240 --> 0:23:48.960
<v Speaker 2>except for when I got this free mattress. So Sandy,

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't get beat up because you're funny, And then

0:23:52.280 --> 0:23:54.840
<v Speaker 2>would happened? Did you go to school? So then yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I went to I was at first.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to University of South Florida, Party City, party City,

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<v Speaker 3>which I did not like because what I was there

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<v Speaker 3>this is a long time ago. I was there like

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<v Speaker 3>a month and one of the dudes in one of

0:24:05.440 --> 0:24:07.760
<v Speaker 3>my classes, I swear, he asked if he could see

0:24:07.800 --> 0:24:10.440
<v Speaker 3>my horns because he said, are you a Jew?

0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:11.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:13.400
<v Speaker 3>I said, yeah, he goes, can I see your horns?

0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:16.159
<v Speaker 3>He wasn't kidding. He thought I had horns. So I

0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:18.440
<v Speaker 3>transferred out and I went to NYJ was a much

0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:22.280
<v Speaker 3>better Jew. It was much more appropriate, and I was

0:24:22.280 --> 0:24:24.040
<v Speaker 3>in their drama department. But I had to drop out

0:24:24.080 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 3>because I couldn't afford to stay. I had no money.

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<v Speaker 1>How much was a tuition back in?

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<v Speaker 3>It was so cheap. It was one hundred and twenty

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<v Speaker 3>five dollars a credit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all it was. How did you need?

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<v Speaker 3>You need like twelve every semester?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could never hear it. I had no money

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<v Speaker 1>still like a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing. Also, I might add that back in the early eighties, anyone,

0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:47.440
<v Speaker 3>if you could breathe, you could get into NYU. Because

0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:50.119
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't very smart, but you know they just if

0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:51.280
<v Speaker 3>they wanted your money, they would.

0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Take you so different. Now after you dropped out, what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>So then I started, you know, trying to act and

0:24:56.800 --> 0:24:59.080
<v Speaker 3>I was also a dancer. Ah, so you started strip

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<v Speaker 3>stripping stripping. I had worked the pull. No, I didn't work.

0:25:01.520 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I was like really, I know, I was a little body,

0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:06.080
<v Speaker 2>but I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a professional cheerleader for the New York Cosmo

0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:09.919
<v Speaker 3>Soccer team.

0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:12.080
<v Speaker 1>A soccer team. They had cheerleaders and.

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:13.800
<v Speaker 3>They paid fifteen dollars a game.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine how many games did you do?

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<v Speaker 3>It was too a week? And then public personal appearances. Yeah,

0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 3>but that's still was all the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought one hundred and twenty dollars was not a lot,

0:25:24.240 --> 0:25:26.360
<v Speaker 2>but then you think, thirty dollars you have to.

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<v Speaker 3>Get to met Life Stadium, which was Giants Stadium at

0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:30.119
<v Speaker 3>the time, and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was really stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, But then after I did that for a while,

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<v Speaker 3>I realized this isn't very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Where were you living, Like, were you like staying at

0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:38.040
<v Speaker 1>your parents?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I still lived at home, and then eventually well also,

0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:43.639
<v Speaker 3>rent was really cheap back in the early eighties, so

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<v Speaker 3>I lived on the Upper East Side for like three

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<v Speaker 3>hundred dollars a month. Wow, in like a walk out

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<v Speaker 3>all day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I would be so well off. You could

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<v Speaker 1>do it.

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<v Speaker 3>You could do that.

0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:57.359
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't even speak to anybody. I wouldn't be on

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, sorry, I'm going back to my upper I

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<v Speaker 2>would have a monocle, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have been the banker. But then I met

0:26:07.000 --> 0:26:10.480
<v Speaker 3>I was taking a dance class with an actor, Peter Weller,

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<v Speaker 3>who was the original RoboCop.

0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:14.360
<v Speaker 1>If you've ever seen that movie, he was the one

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<v Speaker 1>in the robot costume.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, And he told me he was the original one,

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<v Speaker 3>and in an aluminum foil, and he told me to

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<v Speaker 3>meet his agent. And I thought he was telling me

0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:26.520
<v Speaker 3>that because I was like packing the heat or something right,

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<v Speaker 3>like I was going to be a star. But he

0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:30.480
<v Speaker 3>told me that because he said, you have a good personality,

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<v Speaker 3>should be an agent. So I went there, and before

0:26:33.800 --> 0:26:36.240
<v Speaker 3>I knew it, I was an assistant at a talent agency.

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<v Speaker 3>And I stayed making the stars. Yes, And I thought

0:26:40.480 --> 0:26:40.679
<v Speaker 3>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to hook you up with somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought he was going to hook me up to

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<v Speaker 3>because he thought I was adorable, But no, he just

0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:47.320
<v Speaker 3>thought I had you got to go personality.

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<v Speaker 1>You should behind the camera. You should be like in

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<v Speaker 1>an office, in the room, in.

0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:53.639
<v Speaker 3>The back room, in a cubicle. But it's like the

0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:55.600
<v Speaker 3>kiss of death. Like if you're described by a guy

0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 3>to another guy, Oh she's a good personality, it means

0:26:58.359 --> 0:26:59.119
<v Speaker 3>she's a dog.

0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 2>But well that's when women are described basic dating and nice.

0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:06.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but he might have.

0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Some money, Yeah, he's yes, nice, he's got health insurance,

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:12.080
<v Speaker 2>and he's a really nice guy.

0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:14.639
<v Speaker 1>He's a good guy. Like his mom looks like a troll.

0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:15.960
<v Speaker 1>He looks like Shrek.

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<v Speaker 3>So I wound up doing that, and then eventually I

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:21.160
<v Speaker 3>went with partners and we opened up our own agency

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 3>and then I was called it was called Shiftman Ekman

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 3>Marson and Marx C M and M.

0:27:27.000 --> 0:27:30.440
<v Speaker 2>It was pretty big Jewish, Jewish, Jewish, Jewish and Jewish.

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 3>No, actually only two out of four Jewis Jewish Jewish.

0:27:33.880 --> 0:27:36.320
<v Speaker 3>But it was good. It was really good, and it

0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:38.160
<v Speaker 3>was fun and I got to represent lots of really

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:40.359
<v Speaker 3>cool people. And who did you rep. Let's talk about

0:27:40.760 --> 0:27:42.040
<v Speaker 3>James Earl Jones.

0:27:43.920 --> 0:27:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, legendary James Earl jer.

0:27:47.320 --> 0:27:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, welcome to me.

0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:54.600
<v Speaker 3>And we had Dane Cook. I like him, he's actually James.

0:27:54.920 --> 0:27:58.320
<v Speaker 3>And then we had oh my gosh, I had so

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:03.040
<v Speaker 3>many interesting people like Jane Curtin from Third Rock, from

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:05.879
<v Speaker 3>the Sun and Kate Alley and the regional.

0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Saturday Left Wesley Snipe, Wesley Sny like a young Wesley.

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:12.879
<v Speaker 2>He didn't know the government millions of dollars before he

0:28:12.960 --> 0:28:14.199
<v Speaker 2>started making money.

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:17.280
<v Speaker 3>When I met Wesley, he was working for Bell New

0:28:17.359 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 3>York telephone company as like a repair man, and he

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:24.280
<v Speaker 3>was making extra money by massaging the agency.

0:28:24.400 --> 0:28:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Wow knives was doing couch calls.

0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not we're not trying to get sued here. Yeah, no,

0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:35.320
<v Speaker 1>she she knows.

0:28:35.720 --> 0:28:37.600
<v Speaker 3>It was legit. He had one of those chairs you see.

0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Let you put dirt on my Wesley's knife's name. How

0:28:40.680 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 2>dare you sad?

0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:43.640
<v Speaker 1>You take it back? Wesley taking?

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:52.040
<v Speaker 2>He was wow, he really wanted to be an actor.

0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:54.800
<v Speaker 3>I no, no, he was just the backgroud like airport styles.

0:28:57.400 --> 0:29:04.120
<v Speaker 1>So you said the Wesley nips ball rubbing balls. I

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 1>mean it worked. He got love. Yeah, he is great,

0:29:08.520 --> 0:29:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that.

0:29:11.240 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 3>He was good. He's good a massage. No, I wouldn't

0:29:14.720 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 3>let him because I was.

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:20.680
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, don't you thank you black man, because

0:29:20.720 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I was too nervous.

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:22.880
<v Speaker 3>He was too attractive.

0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:25.600
<v Speaker 1>You're livesh You definitely got.

0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 2>You got, you got, you got your ages moisturized.

0:29:29.560 --> 0:29:31.959
<v Speaker 1>Shut up, sand He oiled your scalp. Yeah, he hit

0:29:32.040 --> 0:29:33.480
<v Speaker 1>your temples.

0:29:33.480 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 3>He was too cute, too cute.

0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:36.000
<v Speaker 1>He was fine.

0:29:36.120 --> 0:29:39.400
<v Speaker 2>He's definitely a young and he had liked like muscles,

0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:41.120
<v Speaker 2>but not as big as they became.

0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 3>He used to have like normal.

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:45.200
<v Speaker 2>When you have like a lean basketball nineteen eight, you

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:47.160
<v Speaker 2>got a trainer and ship, then that's when you get

0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:48.280
<v Speaker 2>real muscles.

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:51.000
<v Speaker 3>Like I also represented a comedian named Joe Piscopo, who

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<v Speaker 3>was like an old s n L and he used

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:55.520
<v Speaker 3>to be really cute and then he was massage but

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:58.240
<v Speaker 3>he got he got too musclely. He got like so

0:29:58.600 --> 0:29:59.920
<v Speaker 3>musclely he was terrible.

0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 1>You don't like muscles at all, not big.

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:04.320
<v Speaker 3>Ones like that. You look, he was blown up in

0:30:04.320 --> 0:30:05.280
<v Speaker 3>the morning with helium.

0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, would you like in a man, because

0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:09.800
<v Speaker 2>you know you've had.

0:30:09.280 --> 0:30:14.640
<v Speaker 3>I like them slim, slim, smart, cute, not too good looking,

0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:17.080
<v Speaker 3>because then the waiters only pay attention to them. I

0:30:17.080 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 3>don't like that. I've dated those guys where the waitress

0:30:19.880 --> 0:30:22.280
<v Speaker 3>looks at you like, oh you want something to I

0:30:22.280 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 3>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you all going where the waitresses could see

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<v Speaker 1>like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Fancy places, yeah it's fair, you know, places with like

0:30:28.360 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 2>cloth napkins. Yeah, you got to go to the places

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:32.600
<v Speaker 2>where they look down and they're like, I don't even

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 2>I can't even look you in that.

0:30:33.640 --> 0:30:34.880
<v Speaker 3>I can't look at you in the eye because I

0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:38.400
<v Speaker 3>have to work like a t I have to wear

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:48.480
<v Speaker 3>those buttons on my vest to I'm not no, she's.

0:30:48.360 --> 0:30:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Getting like real Italian food. It's like Italian women back

0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:51.360
<v Speaker 2>there cooking.

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:54.280
<v Speaker 3>I just like a nice sweet face, and I like

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:57.080
<v Speaker 3>a guy who's willing to listen so I can carry

0:30:57.080 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 3>on the way I do. I'm mad at someone who's

0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:01.040
<v Speaker 3>willing to listen to all my bullshit.

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:01.800
<v Speaker 1>I feel like good.

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I feel like most men are there, they'll pretend to listen. Well,

0:31:06.720 --> 0:31:08.320
<v Speaker 2>they'll sit there while you're talking and they're like, well,

0:31:08.400 --> 0:31:09.600
<v Speaker 2>let me see what we're not going to do for

0:31:09.680 --> 0:31:11.920
<v Speaker 2>fantasy football this week. Yeah, and then you asked them

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:15.080
<v Speaker 2>to run back. You said they won't be able to what.

0:31:15.760 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm listening your job.

0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:21.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's true.

0:31:21.600 --> 0:31:24.520
<v Speaker 1>They're like not listening. So okay.

0:31:24.560 --> 0:31:27.440
<v Speaker 2>So in all this, after with these nipe gave you

0:31:27.640 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 2>a massage. In all this, you ended up having some kids. Yes,

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:31.320
<v Speaker 2>three of them.

0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:33.520
<v Speaker 1>You twins, Tress kids, twins.

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:35.760
<v Speaker 3>I had Trey kids. Yes, I had that set of

0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:37.760
<v Speaker 3>twins with my first Actually, I had all my kids

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:40.200
<v Speaker 3>with my first husband. Why am I can work sea

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:43.520
<v Speaker 3>session sea secsion? See each time I have like velcro

0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 3>strip in their now snap. Well, I had my twins

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:53.479
<v Speaker 3>ten weeks early.

0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:55.000
<v Speaker 1>That's a lot of week.

0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 3>They look like little gerbils when they were born. They

0:31:57.880 --> 0:32:02.360
<v Speaker 3>were so tiny. Yeah, they were in for seven weeks shit. Yeah,

0:32:02.360 --> 0:32:03.040
<v Speaker 3>but they're fine now.

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean there were ten weeks early so seven weeks

0:32:04.840 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 1>is like they.

0:32:05.560 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 3>Had a cook they stuck them in the cooker, they

0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:09.880
<v Speaker 3>put them under that light. They were in the slow Yeah,

0:32:09.880 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 3>in the cock pot.

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Do twins running your family?

0:32:12.240 --> 0:32:14.720
<v Speaker 3>Nope, identical twins, I think are just a freak of fat.

0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh you didn't take any drugs or anything.

0:32:17.920 --> 0:32:20.520
<v Speaker 3>I figured I was just so aggressive about wanting a baby.

0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:22.280
<v Speaker 3>God said, okay, we'll show.

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:23.080
<v Speaker 1>You the one that take two.

0:32:23.160 --> 0:32:25.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're going to give you two. So yeah, we

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:27.560
<v Speaker 3>had two girls, and then four years later I had

0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 3>my son, and then when he was four, I decided

0:32:33.160 --> 0:32:36.560
<v Speaker 3>I wanted to get out of my difficult marriage. So

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:37.200
<v Speaker 3>that was tough.

0:32:37.240 --> 0:32:38.880
<v Speaker 1>When he was four, my son was four.

0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 3>I had three kids under the age of eight when

0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 3>I decided to get a divorce. Good Lord, Yeah that

0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:44.560
<v Speaker 3>took balls.

0:32:44.600 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>That definitely did.

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 3>But that took especially since my husband had told me

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:52.360
<v Speaker 3>that nobody would ever date a woman with three kids

0:32:52.400 --> 0:32:53.040
<v Speaker 3>in the suburbs.

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's kind like I feel like that's true.

0:32:55.920 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 3>It's not, it's not. It was raining men, I said, yo,

0:33:01.640 --> 0:33:02.360
<v Speaker 3>see the work.

0:33:02.400 --> 0:33:03.960
<v Speaker 1>They were like, let me help you carry those bags

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:04.440
<v Speaker 1>to your car.

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:06.520
<v Speaker 3>It was no, it was not a problem. Well, if

0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:08.280
<v Speaker 3>you work in this I worked in the city. I

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:10.600
<v Speaker 3>had a business, so I was working and I met

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:12.760
<v Speaker 3>a lot of interesting people and I put it out

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:14.960
<v Speaker 3>there after I got divorced, like introduced me to a

0:33:15.000 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 3>guy who's like worthy of running a small democratic country,

0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 3>not like a specific like some guy who could like

0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:27.440
<v Speaker 3>like a Justin Trudeau, you know like that, you know,

0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 3>like a Canadian, a Canadian. Yeah, man, And I started

0:33:31.360 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 3>meeting all these school dudes. And my theory is is

0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 3>that you got to do it at the right age,

0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:39.000
<v Speaker 3>like between well it's between their first wife that they

0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 3>have kids with and their trophy wife when they're like five.

0:33:43.680 --> 0:33:46.800
<v Speaker 3>So when you're like forty two or forty one, the

0:33:46.840 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 3>guys are still like have their soul about having like

0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:52.640
<v Speaker 3>a real relationship with a real woman, not not a

0:33:52.640 --> 0:33:55.680
<v Speaker 3>thirty or twenty eight year old when they're fifty like that.

0:33:55.760 --> 0:33:57.600
<v Speaker 1>So what date do you tell a man that you

0:33:57.680 --> 0:33:58.600
<v Speaker 1>got three kids?

0:33:59.080 --> 0:34:01.520
<v Speaker 3>Right away? Because I don't want them to leave the

0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 3>check with me on that first day check. But also remember,

0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:08.960
<v Speaker 3>because I'm older, we didn't have the websites that you

0:34:09.000 --> 0:34:11.920
<v Speaker 3>guys have now. We weren't swiping or anything. You will

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:13.680
<v Speaker 3>go out with one person a month, like some of

0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:16.319
<v Speaker 3>you had to put it out to your friends and

0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:19.719
<v Speaker 3>like that they had as much like options as they did.

0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:21.560
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, they took around a little bit more.

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and men like to have a relationship more than women.

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 3>Like if men leave women, it's usually for another woman.

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:32.520
<v Speaker 3>Women leave men because they're miserable. It's different. Men can.

0:34:35.400 --> 0:34:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Hit them with the cool mom merch.

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:41.839
<v Speaker 3>Men need someone to be there when they get home

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:43.960
<v Speaker 3>from work to complain about their jobs or make them

0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 3>their meals or what. I don't know. I mean, I

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:48.080
<v Speaker 3>don't want to grossly generalize.

0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:47.640
<v Speaker 4>But.

0:34:49.320 --> 0:34:52.839
<v Speaker 3>We do is generalize. That's our brand, that's my that's

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:56.359
<v Speaker 3>my experience. So you know. But women were more independent,

0:34:56.480 --> 0:34:59.360
<v Speaker 3>and we're willing to really.

0:34:58.480 --> 0:34:59.640
<v Speaker 1>We are independently.

0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Wa That's hilarious because every time I see a chick

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:05.200
<v Speaker 2>she would four other bitches.

0:35:05.200 --> 0:35:06.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what can I just hang out with you?

0:35:07.000 --> 0:35:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Why are you go girl with you?

0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 3>But I was also I was lucky because I was

0:35:12.160 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 3>able to go out and get my own house. You know,

0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 3>I didn't have to depend on a man.

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:19.840
<v Speaker 1>You got your Where was your house, Sandy?

0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:23.160
<v Speaker 3>It was in Scarsdale, Scarsdale, I don't know.

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:24.719
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like bread like.

0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:28.280
<v Speaker 3>That's wow, that's where that diet doctor got murdered. Doctor Tanner,

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.200
<v Speaker 3>do you remember that the die doctor murder in Scarsdale?

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Super fancy murder.

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:35.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll talk about this to talk about murder on this podcast.

0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:38.680
<v Speaker 3>There was this woman named Jean Harris who was like

0:35:38.719 --> 0:35:42.440
<v Speaker 3>a like the head mistress at some girls school.

0:35:43.480 --> 0:35:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't sound like a mistress name though.

0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:51.759
<v Speaker 3>Oh. She was like a fancy like a secretary like.

0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:56.840
<v Speaker 3>And Jean had an affair with this diet doctor, a

0:35:56.880 --> 0:35:59.799
<v Speaker 3>diet doctor, and he was in Scarsdale, and she in

0:35:59.840 --> 0:36:02.680
<v Speaker 3>a fit of rage and a peak went and shot

0:36:02.760 --> 0:36:05.759
<v Speaker 3>him and killed him, and in a rage. She was

0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:08.560
<v Speaker 3>in a fit. He was cheating on her.

0:36:08.880 --> 0:36:11.080
<v Speaker 1>But was he married? Was she married?

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:13.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't know those details, but I do know that

0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:16.840
<v Speaker 3>this finishing school chick had to go to that prison

0:36:16.880 --> 0:36:20.200
<v Speaker 3>where Martha Stewart went, the fancy prison, not real jail, yeah,

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:21.480
<v Speaker 3>like potholder making.

0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Jail, the jail that had like the little sandwiches with

0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 1>the crest cut off.

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 3>Little watercress jail.

0:36:29.840 --> 0:36:30.480
<v Speaker 2>The jail.

0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:33.760
<v Speaker 3>So that's where we lived. So yeah, the fancy crime location.

0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:34.760
<v Speaker 1>That's nice.

0:36:35.160 --> 0:36:36.960
<v Speaker 3>So anyway, but I was able to be on my

0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:40.160
<v Speaker 3>own and we had joint custody of our kids. So

0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:42.319
<v Speaker 3>the kids, unfortunately for them, they had to go back

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:46.040
<v Speaker 3>and forth every Friday from one house to the other. Yes, I.

0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Was a woman at work, Okay. I just wanted to

0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:55.440
<v Speaker 1>let the listeners know. They know they could tell yeah anyway.

0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:58.319
<v Speaker 3>But it worked out because I was so sure this

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 3>was going to fuck up my kids for life, because

0:37:00.000 --> 0:37:04.080
<v Speaker 3>because who wants to live in two houses? Actually that sounds.

0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 1>I thinks that's two Christmases. Yeah, Christmas.

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:11.799
<v Speaker 2>And if you tired of one person, you just go

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:14.160
<v Speaker 2>out onto the I'm going back to dance.

0:37:14.640 --> 0:37:15.120
<v Speaker 1>That's true.

0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 3>That's you could threaten with that the screen door. But

0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 3>it seemed to work out somehow, and the kids were cool.

0:37:21.600 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean it was hard to the beginning because we

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:25.799
<v Speaker 3>were also I was the first Heathenist woman in our

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:30.439
<v Speaker 3>neighborhood to leave a husband. These women were not Avenue Well.

0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:33.360
<v Speaker 3>I had like a scarlet d on me because the women,

0:37:33.920 --> 0:37:36.759
<v Speaker 3>I think were threatened by the fact that I was

0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:38.200
<v Speaker 3>like that. I made me think they thought maybe I

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:38.800
<v Speaker 3>was going to try.

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:41.520
<v Speaker 1>To stand and don't say that. You tell us the truth.

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:42.880
<v Speaker 1>You were watering your lawn.

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:46.279
<v Speaker 2>It's short and you were coming out check the mail

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:48.400
<v Speaker 2>with like your shirt tied under your boots and you

0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:48.839
<v Speaker 2>were like.

0:37:50.880 --> 0:37:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Hegi and they were like, look at this husky.

0:37:54.120 --> 0:37:56.560
<v Speaker 3>And the guys were afraid to talk to me because

0:37:56.920 --> 0:37:59.759
<v Speaker 3>they thought that I might be infectious, like like if

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 3>I get involved in their lives, their wives were going

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 3>to leave leave. So it was a funny time. But

0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:05.560
<v Speaker 3>it all worked out. It's fine.

0:38:05.640 --> 0:38:07.319
<v Speaker 1>So they didn't invite you to none of the like

0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Neighborhood Watch.

0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:10.120
<v Speaker 3>Wasn't a lot of potlucking going on.

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:12.440
<v Speaker 1>A lot of pot looking. They didn't invite you to charades.

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:14.760
<v Speaker 3>Well, I did have a few good friends, but actually

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:17.640
<v Speaker 3>my very good they they threw me. They threw me

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:21.279
<v Speaker 3>a divorce party. They're almost Yeah, all my friends who

0:38:21.280 --> 0:38:22.960
<v Speaker 3>are probably all of them are now divorced.

0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:26.200
<v Speaker 1>And they knew they did the future. What's the divorce

0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:27.480
<v Speaker 1>party like snacks?

0:38:28.000 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 3>Well it's more like no, it's more like a housewarming

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:32.560
<v Speaker 3>where they brought me like pots and pants and.

0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Shiite, Like you don't need this extra pot now, yeah, yeah,

0:38:38.040 --> 0:38:39.279
<v Speaker 2>you don't need this plant.

0:38:39.040 --> 0:38:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Bitch, because you know you lonely. Yeah, so how were

0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:43.200
<v Speaker 1>you dating when you had three kids?

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:50.279
<v Speaker 3>Because every other week I was a say I worked.

0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Six schedule right every other weekend, she was having sex

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:57.200
<v Speaker 2>because the kids weren't it.

0:38:57.320 --> 0:38:59.480
<v Speaker 3>But the staff in my office always knew my week

0:38:59.520 --> 0:39:02.239
<v Speaker 3>off because chove to work wearing like, I don't know,

0:39:02.320 --> 0:39:07.080
<v Speaker 3>like tighter clothes, my hair got we can wearing those

0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:11.719
<v Speaker 3>f MPs you know, yeah, total remember those.

0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So you're going to work dressed up for one day,

0:39:18.320 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 2>so you were going you were in your date clothes

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:20.600
<v Speaker 2>to work.

0:39:21.920 --> 0:39:28.800
<v Speaker 3>I would have different shoes, perhaps in the Bounces, yuppy

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:31.080
<v Speaker 3>new Bounces, but I always had the f MPs in

0:39:31.120 --> 0:39:33.800
<v Speaker 3>my drawer. So then I would just bring my makeup

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:35.839
<v Speaker 3>to work. And because I would go on a date

0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:37.480
<v Speaker 3>right after work, I would get like picked up at

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:38.440
<v Speaker 3>my office or i'd meet them.

0:39:38.480 --> 0:39:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Vincent, you heard that Pittures, this is before.

0:39:41.840 --> 0:39:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's why you're so cool, you know, because you

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:46.840
<v Speaker 2>like lived your life you as a mom. I feel

0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:50.480
<v Speaker 2>like moms become a little uncool when they just it's

0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:53.520
<v Speaker 2>all about the kids, don't do anything for yourself.

0:39:53.760 --> 0:39:55.720
<v Speaker 3>One of the first reasons I knew that I needed

0:39:55.719 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 3>to leave my first marriage was because we had nothing

0:39:58.160 --> 0:40:00.399
<v Speaker 3>in common. We didn't get along, and I knew kids

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:03.560
<v Speaker 3>One day would eventually grow up, and then when they did,

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:06.040
<v Speaker 3>I was going to be stuck living with someone that

0:40:06.160 --> 0:40:08.840
<v Speaker 3>I really didn't know. We didn't have a great relationship,

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 3>so I thought I better get out now. I want

0:40:10.520 --> 0:40:12.280
<v Speaker 3>to get over my fourteen years.

0:40:12.640 --> 0:40:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a long time and I have nothing in

0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:15.840
<v Speaker 1>common with somebody.

0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:17.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, we had our kids in common that, yeah, but

0:40:17.719 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 2>the kids were four and five, five and eight eight.

0:40:23.160 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 1>No, I've never.

0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:29.680
<v Speaker 3>Listen. This is my biggest piece of expert advice. Let

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:32.840
<v Speaker 3>me let me never ever have a joint account.

0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:34.799
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't gonna do that anymore. Never.

0:40:35.040 --> 0:40:37.840
<v Speaker 3>I always had my own card. My bank account was

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:40.879
<v Speaker 3>always my own. Always I could you were making money well,

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:43.160
<v Speaker 3>because I just thought I don't want someone looking over

0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:46.480
<v Speaker 3>my shoulder asking me why I bought that moisturizer. It's mine.

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:48.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't you know what I mean. And I'm not

0:40:48.320 --> 0:40:50.399
<v Speaker 3>in a situation like that anymore. Because my husband would

0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:52.920
<v Speaker 3>give me the world, but it's my. It's like, I

0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:55.279
<v Speaker 3>don't do that. I just you do your thing. I

0:40:55.360 --> 0:40:55.919
<v Speaker 3>do my thing.

0:40:56.280 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 2>So wait, well, when you want to use his money,

0:40:58.280 --> 0:41:00.719
<v Speaker 2>you just have his card, yes, but does he have

0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 2>your card?

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Why? I already need my car why this is my car.

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:07.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean we do everything, like we bought a home together,

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:11.600
<v Speaker 3>We do anything together. And obviously he could have anything

0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:13.400
<v Speaker 3>he wants, of mind, but I like to have my

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:16.879
<v Speaker 3>own accounts. I want to behold myself accountable for my shit.

0:41:17.040 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 3>That's all. It's like a psychological thing. Yeah, yeah, hold

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 3>yourself accountable, have.

0:41:23.560 --> 0:41:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Own accounts always. Cool mom, right here?

0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:27.439
<v Speaker 3>Cool mom?

0:41:27.640 --> 0:41:29.799
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So then your kids are older, you're married. Now,

0:41:30.000 --> 0:41:33.000
<v Speaker 2>talk about like how you were raising your kids. Were

0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:35.520
<v Speaker 2>you spanking them, were you like slapping them in the face,

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 2>were you twisting their ears in public?

0:41:37.560 --> 0:41:38.600
<v Speaker 1>That was my mom's move.

0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I never never, ever, This sounds really unrealistic, but

0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:46.200
<v Speaker 3>I never had a time out or punish or yell

0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 3>or anything. So your kids is spoiled, No, no, no,

0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:51.319
<v Speaker 3>they're not really. They're very like they were sort of

0:41:51.360 --> 0:41:53.560
<v Speaker 3>genetically predisposed to being.

0:41:53.640 --> 0:41:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Like you had a nanny too, though nanny was hitting

0:41:56.200 --> 0:41:59.000
<v Speaker 2>them kids, actually West Indian.

0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:00.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah she was.

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:02.920
<v Speaker 3>They did have a couple of tough nanny.

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Is that what you got? But I wanted.

0:42:09.640 --> 0:42:11.799
<v Speaker 3>I had a Grenadian nanny when they were little, and

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:15.359
<v Speaker 3>but the one that was the meanest was the French danny. People.

0:42:15.800 --> 0:42:17.520
<v Speaker 3>She was mean, she was tough on them. But anyway,

0:42:17.560 --> 0:42:18.279
<v Speaker 3>but they were good kids.

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:18.799
<v Speaker 1>So no.

0:42:18.920 --> 0:42:21.319
<v Speaker 3>But I was the mom who went to pick up

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 3>my son from camp because he wasn't having fun, and

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:25.880
<v Speaker 3>all the other moms told me I was an asshole

0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:28.680
<v Speaker 3>for doing that, but I said, I'm sorry, he's not happy,

0:42:28.680 --> 0:42:30.919
<v Speaker 3>I'm bringing him home. And the camp director is looking

0:42:30.960 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 3>at me like you know, I'm Satan, like I can't.

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Believe what kind of car were you picking your kids

0:42:35.000 --> 0:42:38.879
<v Speaker 1>up in? I feel like it was a BMW no mersades. Yeah,

0:42:42.000 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 1>that's why.

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:44.359
<v Speaker 2>They were like you come, You came and picked them

0:42:44.440 --> 0:42:46.760
<v Speaker 2>up in a ben and what were you playing?

0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Some Rick Ross.

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:52.400
<v Speaker 3>At the time, it was probably no, no, no, no,

0:42:58.000 --> 0:42:59.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm more of like a Whitney or.

0:43:04.760 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 1>She's like you fornt got anywhere? Oh my god.

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:10.960
<v Speaker 3>That reminds me once I went to pick up my

0:43:11.000 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 3>school my son at middle school, and I was blasting

0:43:15.400 --> 0:43:19.680
<v Speaker 3>some rap song where they were like motherfucker something ra

0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:22.279
<v Speaker 3>other and my son's like, mom, because my windows were

0:43:22.360 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 3>rolled down. Of course we had a partial and everyone's

0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:27.880
<v Speaker 3>like motherfucker. It was Jenner. It was j Love singing

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:28.360
<v Speaker 3>with like.

0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Gyrol. That's it.

0:43:30.640 --> 0:43:31.240
<v Speaker 3>It was joy.

0:43:32.040 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Andy's got some celene sheets.

0:43:41.640 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, And what made it worse is I swear

0:43:44.400 --> 0:43:46.120
<v Speaker 3>I had a T shirt. I always like to wear

0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 3>T shirts that said ship I still do and it

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:50.120
<v Speaker 3>said skinny bitch on it.

0:43:50.440 --> 0:43:52.120
<v Speaker 1>And I got to go through.

0:43:52.680 --> 0:43:55.439
<v Speaker 3>I know, it's crazy and my son was like, oh, Mom,

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:56.759
<v Speaker 3>you've got to get back in the car.

0:43:57.480 --> 0:44:03.280
<v Speaker 1>You get out of the car. She had cool shoes

0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:05.600
<v Speaker 1>and that's why she had them slides.

0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:08.760
<v Speaker 3>But we did have the house that all the kids

0:44:08.760 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 3>came to because you would have you would have that

0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:14.839
<v Speaker 3>was like, I would rather you drink here, drink outside. Yeah,

0:44:14.840 --> 0:44:16.279
<v Speaker 3>I was the cool mom. What do you guys?

0:44:16.320 --> 0:44:22.919
<v Speaker 1>Like Jim Bean, are you doing? Martiniz Today's show?

0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:25.520
<v Speaker 3>But like when it was prom season, we did all

0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:27.799
<v Speaker 3>the makeup for all the girls in our house.

0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:30.640
<v Speaker 1>But the kids were partying. Had a strong eyebrow, be

0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:32.120
<v Speaker 1>they had a strong yea.

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:38.920
<v Speaker 3>They had a dusky lid. Yeah yeah, I don't know,

0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:41.320
<v Speaker 3>but they there was a lot of loopliner going around.

0:44:41.719 --> 0:44:42.759
<v Speaker 1>You're hilarious.

0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:46.080
<v Speaker 3>I can't so when the kids, because of our house

0:44:46.160 --> 0:44:48.560
<v Speaker 3>was right near the high school and we also.

0:44:48.680 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 1>They would cut school and come to your house.

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:53.120
<v Speaker 3>Yes, but this is subnoxious. But we had a swimming pool,

0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:56.400
<v Speaker 3>so the kids would come like between classes for a

0:44:56.440 --> 0:44:59.239
<v Speaker 3>swim and then go back to school and ship. And

0:44:58.880 --> 0:45:01.960
<v Speaker 3>I always loved to door open and.

0:45:02.040 --> 0:45:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Nobody robbed you unlocked.

0:45:05.360 --> 0:45:07.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and the keys were sitting in our car in

0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:11.720
<v Speaker 3>our driveway. Yes, I just figured the world will provide.

0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:14.279
<v Speaker 3>Nobody ever ever took the fucking thing.

0:45:15.239 --> 0:45:19.120
<v Speaker 2>We're not doing well because we're worried about you know whatever,

0:45:19.440 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 2>But the world will provide.

0:45:20.680 --> 0:45:21.440
<v Speaker 3>Provide world.

0:45:21.719 --> 0:45:24.200
<v Speaker 1>Can we put that on her shirt? Should get that

0:45:24.360 --> 0:45:25.640
<v Speaker 1>some jack? Can we get some merch?

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:30.840
<v Speaker 3>And that's an example of here's my car example. Once

0:45:31.040 --> 0:45:33.440
<v Speaker 3>I gave my husband when he turned fifty, I gave

0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:36.320
<v Speaker 3>him a Vespa, a little motorbike, which was so cool.

0:45:36.719 --> 0:45:39.880
<v Speaker 3>And once somebody tried to steal it from our front driveway.

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:42.239
<v Speaker 3>They stole it. They went half a block and they

0:45:42.400 --> 0:45:44.360
<v Speaker 3>left it because they didn't have had to like started

0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:47.200
<v Speaker 3>again or something. It might have stalled out. So nobody

0:45:47.200 --> 0:45:51.160
<v Speaker 3>could even try to steal something because karma, because the

0:45:51.239 --> 0:45:53.839
<v Speaker 3>universe was the universe said no, you do not take

0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:54.440
<v Speaker 3>your shoes.

0:45:54.560 --> 0:45:55.320
<v Speaker 1>I got you.

0:45:55.920 --> 0:45:58.920
<v Speaker 2>This white woman needs this. Meanwhile, I fell down the stairs.

0:45:58.920 --> 0:45:59.719
<v Speaker 2>The universe was like.

0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:03.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean you deserve itthday? Yeah, Oops let her

0:46:03.160 --> 0:46:03.880
<v Speaker 1>fall down the stairs.

0:46:03.880 --> 0:46:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Oops.

0:46:04.600 --> 0:46:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Now wait, Sandy, I have a question, like, how do

0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:09.600
<v Speaker 2>you talk to your kids like they're they're older now,

0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:12.200
<v Speaker 2>but growing up, did you talk to them like they

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:14.960
<v Speaker 2>were already going to be adults, like they already understood?

0:46:16.440 --> 0:46:18.919
<v Speaker 3>But I was trying to be a good listener, which

0:46:19.000 --> 0:46:22.080
<v Speaker 3>I might not necessarily always had been a good listener,

0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:24.719
<v Speaker 3>but I did respect them enough to talk to them

0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:27.600
<v Speaker 3>in a way where I wanted them to be honest

0:46:27.600 --> 0:46:29.719
<v Speaker 3>with me. And we were always really close, so they

0:46:29.719 --> 0:46:31.239
<v Speaker 3>would always tell me a lot of stuff that I

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:33.240
<v Speaker 3>don't think other mothers would hear from their.

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Kids, or what.

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:42.080
<v Speaker 3>Gets so small that I never wanted to know. Wait,

0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:44.360
<v Speaker 3>somebody asked questions you want to answer, Sandy, how did

0:46:44.360 --> 0:46:45.319
<v Speaker 3>you get a period talk?

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:48.359
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about that sex talk, you know, period first,

0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:48.839
<v Speaker 1>because I.

0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:50.520
<v Speaker 3>Don't think I ever had to. I think they do

0:46:50.600 --> 0:46:54.000
<v Speaker 3>it at school. They were doing nine years old.

0:46:54.120 --> 0:46:55.840
<v Speaker 2>At the period talk in school. I got the period

0:46:55.880 --> 0:46:58.160
<v Speaker 2>talk at home and like, once you get that, you

0:46:58.200 --> 0:47:00.840
<v Speaker 2>could have babies, and that was it. I've never gotten

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:01.919
<v Speaker 2>a sex talk from my parents.

0:47:01.960 --> 0:47:04.200
<v Speaker 3>I think the only sex talk I ever gave was

0:47:04.280 --> 0:47:07.080
<v Speaker 3>to my kids was I'm not raising your children, so

0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:11.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't want any like MTV like teenage girl pregnancy.

0:47:11.320 --> 0:47:12.840
<v Speaker 3>But I didn't have to worry. They weren't. They just

0:47:12.840 --> 0:47:13.920
<v Speaker 3>weren't those kind of kids.

0:47:14.120 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 1>What the hell that mean?

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:16.920
<v Speaker 3>They were like when they were young, they were kind

0:47:16.960 --> 0:47:20.440
<v Speaker 3>of ten. That means they weren't like like roused about

0:47:20.520 --> 0:47:22.360
<v Speaker 3>and they weren't like I was.

0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:23.719
<v Speaker 1>I guess I was roused about that.

0:47:24.719 --> 0:47:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Roused about it because you didn't get to talk that

0:47:26.719 --> 0:47:28.000
<v Speaker 2>your mother was not raising your teeth.

0:47:28.320 --> 0:47:30.960
<v Speaker 3>When they went to college, all bets were off. But

0:47:31.000 --> 0:47:31.880
<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to know about it.

0:47:32.080 --> 0:47:33.359
<v Speaker 1>But you had the party.

0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:35.520
<v Speaker 2>House your kids, like your kids talk to you about

0:47:35.920 --> 0:47:38.480
<v Speaker 2>guys that they like or girls that they're dating. They

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:40.480
<v Speaker 2>come to you for like advice on things like that,

0:47:40.520 --> 0:47:43.640
<v Speaker 2>like dating. Definitely made out with some money in front

0:47:43.680 --> 0:47:44.879
<v Speaker 2>of the in front of the house.

0:47:44.880 --> 0:47:46.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah.

0:47:46.400 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 1>People.

0:47:46.840 --> 0:47:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Sandy was like she stayed up. She was sitting on

0:47:49.160 --> 0:47:51.000
<v Speaker 2>the couch just like waiting for them to come home.

0:47:51.200 --> 0:47:53.640
<v Speaker 3>They're pretty good. But once we had once I took

0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:56.120
<v Speaker 3>our son down in Times Square for New Year's Eve,

0:47:56.680 --> 0:47:58.640
<v Speaker 3>and I said to me, you don't care about your

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:01.680
<v Speaker 3>it's so stupid. It was so stupid. I said to

0:48:01.719 --> 0:48:03.520
<v Speaker 3>the girls, they said, don't have a lot of people

0:48:03.520 --> 0:48:05.160
<v Speaker 3>over you because I knew they were gonna have a party.

0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:08.600
<v Speaker 3>I just knew it. And we get home at like

0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:11.800
<v Speaker 3>one thirty and there is a dude peeing in my driveway,

0:48:12.440 --> 0:48:15.000
<v Speaker 3>not even in the bathroom, flowers, like on the flowers.

0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 3>And my husband said, you know, you could use the

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:19.440
<v Speaker 3>bathroom and side and the guys we have three, got

0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:22.239
<v Speaker 3>a few and the guys said school dude on fun

0:48:22.440 --> 0:48:25.440
<v Speaker 3>like what so, yeah, they had some wild parties in

0:48:25.440 --> 0:48:25.839
<v Speaker 3>our house.

0:48:25.880 --> 0:48:26.680
<v Speaker 1>That's not wild.

0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:30.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what was going on in the house.

0:48:30.960 --> 0:48:32.480
<v Speaker 3>I just know what was I mean, who knows what

0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:33.520
<v Speaker 3>was going on if.

0:48:33.400 --> 0:48:37.439
<v Speaker 1>They were cooking? No, wild is like they were having

0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 1>sex in your bed.

0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:39.400
<v Speaker 3>They weren't.

0:48:39.520 --> 0:48:46.000
<v Speaker 1>No, you don't know. Sanny. Have a voicemail from your daughter.

0:48:46.800 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 1>She says, what do you call it? Like like that

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:56.040
<v Speaker 1>side that side bed side like a cot. No, not

0:48:56.080 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 1>like a cot. It's like a day bed.

0:48:59.680 --> 0:49:05.359
<v Speaker 3>David Divon in old school Divonne, that's right. Women used

0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:07.880
<v Speaker 3>to have the smelling salts and they would like faint, faint,

0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:11.040
<v Speaker 3>the fainting bed. The fainting bed. No, so, you know whatever,

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 3>but they seem to be they went off to college,

0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:14.200
<v Speaker 3>they all seem to do fine.

0:49:14.320 --> 0:49:17.640
<v Speaker 1>So and your your daughter just got married recently, Yes.

0:49:17.440 --> 0:49:20.080
<v Speaker 3>My daughter, thank god, onnes Day one of the twins

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:20.520
<v Speaker 3>got married.

0:49:20.600 --> 0:49:21.800
<v Speaker 1>Is that pressure for the other twin.

0:49:22.080 --> 0:49:24.439
<v Speaker 3>No, she has a wonderful boyfriend that she lives with

0:49:24.520 --> 0:49:25.799
<v Speaker 3>in La and she's cool.

0:49:25.960 --> 0:49:28.399
<v Speaker 1>An't nobody gay, Sandy, No, I.

0:49:28.320 --> 0:49:31.480
<v Speaker 3>Was kind of hoping. I was kind of hoping that

0:49:31.560 --> 0:49:33.480
<v Speaker 3>my son would, but know, he's straight.

0:49:33.600 --> 0:49:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Were kind of hoping that your kind of a little bit.

0:49:35.840 --> 0:49:38.200
<v Speaker 3>When he was really little, he was so cute and

0:49:38.400 --> 0:49:40.600
<v Speaker 3>my daughters used to dress him up like Britney Spears.

0:49:41.880 --> 0:49:43.200
<v Speaker 1>That's what girls.

0:49:43.320 --> 0:49:47.960
<v Speaker 3>He was so pretty. But no, he's totally straight. Oh,

0:49:48.000 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 3>my kids straight.

0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:53.640
<v Speaker 2>It's terrible mainstream, very mainstream, one in four five.

0:49:53.880 --> 0:49:56.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well kids, Yeah, I know you'd.

0:49:56.680 --> 0:49:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Have a gay baby.

0:49:57.360 --> 0:50:00.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, too late. I've already closed down that belt prose stream.

0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:03.959
<v Speaker 1>But you have where your baby. That's right, I'm gay.

0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:05.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're my perfect gay daughter.

0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, problematic work.

0:50:11.760 --> 0:50:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Your daughter, you got dental honestly, weren't trying to get

0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:16.160
<v Speaker 2>this root canal like tomorrow?

0:50:16.480 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 3>Well you should meet. My husband is a dentist.

0:50:18.640 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 1>He's a dentist work, but he do pro bono work.

0:50:22.280 --> 0:50:24.120
<v Speaker 1>What's gonna go community?

0:50:24.640 --> 0:50:26.680
<v Speaker 3>But they used to do pro bone work it anyway,

0:50:26.760 --> 0:50:28.200
<v Speaker 3>but he doesn't do it anymore. But he would give

0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:29.400
<v Speaker 3>you a very good deal.

0:50:29.600 --> 0:50:33.799
<v Speaker 1>What the hell is the deal? The deal is zero yea.

0:50:34.600 --> 0:50:36.880
<v Speaker 1>The dealer is bring me a coffee and I'll do

0:50:36.920 --> 0:50:37.720
<v Speaker 1>your teeth for free.

0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:39.719
<v Speaker 3>He would definitely try to work with you.

0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:41.960
<v Speaker 2>But well, I'm gonna have to get a tooth, so

0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:45.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll give my I'll get my room, my root canal

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:47.839
<v Speaker 2>at n y U and then come to you want

0:50:47.880 --> 0:50:50.160
<v Speaker 2>them just to give you a tooth like somebody else's.

0:50:50.200 --> 0:50:55.200
<v Speaker 3>That's like sitting in a bin or refurbished tois No, No,

0:50:55.239 --> 0:50:56.520
<v Speaker 3>he would build you a too.

0:50:57.080 --> 0:50:59.640
<v Speaker 1>He told me a tooth. You got to pay for that, dude,

0:50:59.680 --> 0:51:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah much that I don't know.

0:51:01.160 --> 0:51:02.840
<v Speaker 3>She don't she don't work work for him. But he

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:05.840
<v Speaker 3>would definitely make you a very you come up with

0:51:05.880 --> 0:51:06.920
<v Speaker 3>a good dental plan for you.

0:51:07.080 --> 0:51:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, see you could.

0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:14.799
<v Speaker 3>Pay it off really slowly. Shut up. That's exactly like

0:51:14.840 --> 0:51:16.279
<v Speaker 3>a Laywaight Rainbow shops to.

0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:20.760
<v Speaker 1>Brand, yeah away shop.

0:51:20.840 --> 0:51:22.200
<v Speaker 3>I used to love the Rainbow shop.

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Sydney loves Rainbow. Now, I was just there yesterday. I

0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:27.560
<v Speaker 1>didn't have anything in myself. Love lovedy. You're not shopping

0:51:27.560 --> 0:51:28.279
<v Speaker 1>at Rainbow.

0:51:28.440 --> 0:51:31.280
<v Speaker 3>I used to. I was once robbed in a Rainbow stop.

0:51:31.640 --> 0:51:35.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because they were this rich pearls on you at

0:51:35.320 --> 0:51:37.560
<v Speaker 1>the person on the arm. They were like, she got money.

0:51:37.600 --> 0:51:40.240
<v Speaker 1>You know, it was a lot bins in front of Rainbow.

0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:42.960
<v Speaker 1>They were like definitely robbing her.

0:51:43.040 --> 0:51:45.720
<v Speaker 3>Now, this is like thirty five years ago. I was broke.

0:51:45.880 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Now it was bad.

0:51:47.000 --> 0:51:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you're broke thirty five years ago. I

0:51:48.920 --> 0:51:49.440
<v Speaker 1>don't believe.

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:52.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, I didn't start doing born thirty five years ago.

0:51:53.719 --> 0:51:58.800
<v Speaker 3>Years ago, Sydney was only okay.

0:51:59.840 --> 0:52:01.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what that means.

0:52:02.160 --> 0:52:05.520
<v Speaker 3>Thirty five. You'll find out one day when you're thirty five.

0:52:05.520 --> 0:52:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Now, Sydney, well, how does thirty five few?

0:52:07.520 --> 0:52:07.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:52:08.239 --> 0:52:12.160
<v Speaker 2>She was going to ask you. You just fell down

0:52:12.160 --> 0:52:12.680
<v Speaker 2>the stairs.

0:52:12.680 --> 0:52:16.920
<v Speaker 1>That's some thirty five ship. No, that's some young twenty.

0:52:15.920 --> 0:52:17.920
<v Speaker 3>Now when she has If she were my agent she

0:52:17.960 --> 0:52:20.719
<v Speaker 3>fell on the stairs, she would have broken her hips. Yes,

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:23.320
<v Speaker 3>she's still good. You're resilient.

0:52:24.080 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've been. I've been working out. I feel like

0:52:28.200 --> 0:52:31.080
<v Speaker 1>your kids text you and call you all the time.

0:52:31.120 --> 0:52:33.759
<v Speaker 3>They do, they do. They call me. Everyone either text

0:52:33.800 --> 0:52:36.239
<v Speaker 3>or calls at least once a day. And my daughter

0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:38.319
<v Speaker 3>will just send me a picture of a rash and say,

0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:38.839
<v Speaker 3>what's this?

0:52:39.120 --> 0:52:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Or you know you?

0:52:40.760 --> 0:52:42.719
<v Speaker 3>We now do?

0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:44.439
<v Speaker 1>I what? Sorry? You web hm d Now.

0:52:45.040 --> 0:52:48.160
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I've always been I call myself the corner doctor

0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:51.759
<v Speaker 3>shop that grow the pharmacy. You can send pictures of

0:52:51.800 --> 0:52:53.480
<v Speaker 3>any rash and I will have an explanation.

0:52:53.680 --> 0:52:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Sidney, go ahead and pull your picture.

0:52:55.200 --> 0:53:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Whatever it is, I got it.

0:53:02.040 --> 0:53:06.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm gay and clean of rashes. No, I feel like

0:53:06.440 --> 0:53:07.840
<v Speaker 1>that's a lie. So clean.

0:53:08.040 --> 0:53:13.239
<v Speaker 3>No suspicious moldage, No, no, I have lit. That's a

0:53:13.280 --> 0:53:13.600
<v Speaker 3>good one.

0:53:13.640 --> 0:53:15.560
<v Speaker 1>That's standing the booms.

0:53:15.640 --> 0:53:17.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know all this stuff, but they also like

0:53:18.040 --> 0:53:20.840
<v Speaker 3>they they'll ask me about like how to deal with

0:53:20.960 --> 0:53:23.920
<v Speaker 3>bosses or you know, boyfriends or whatever.

0:53:24.080 --> 0:53:26.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll give us a mother if I if I okay,

0:53:26.840 --> 0:53:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I what would you tell I'm having a doma with

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:32.640
<v Speaker 2>my boss. He's he's really on my he's really being mean. Yes,

0:53:32.680 --> 0:53:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm late every day, but like my boss's business.

0:53:36.520 --> 0:53:39.399
<v Speaker 3>Well, basically, I tell all of my kids that when

0:53:39.440 --> 0:53:42.400
<v Speaker 3>I was you know, a young person starting out, I

0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:45.000
<v Speaker 3>would jump. If they said jump, I'd say how high?

0:53:45.040 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 3>You do whatever they tell you to do with a smile,

0:53:47.480 --> 0:53:49.279
<v Speaker 3>and you pay your dues and you just eat it

0:53:49.440 --> 0:53:52.400
<v Speaker 3>until you can't eat it anymore. And if it's a

0:53:52.480 --> 0:53:55.160
<v Speaker 3>kind of career job that you really want to stay in,

0:53:55.680 --> 0:53:58.279
<v Speaker 3>then just as we say, bend over and bear down

0:53:58.480 --> 0:54:01.879
<v Speaker 3>the old expression have you heard that all expression said

0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:06.600
<v Speaker 3>before road hard? Or the other expression I always say

0:54:06.600 --> 0:54:08.840
<v Speaker 3>about hating your job. It's like I'd rather bathe an

0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:12.200
<v Speaker 3>old person. That's the other expression. I'd rather bathe an

0:54:12.200 --> 0:54:14.760
<v Speaker 3>old person like you if your boss, if your boss

0:54:14.760 --> 0:54:17.080
<v Speaker 3>tells you go do this, you think yourself, I'd rather

0:54:17.160 --> 0:54:20.000
<v Speaker 3>bathe aan old person. It's just the image of you

0:54:20.040 --> 0:54:22.120
<v Speaker 3>know what that means. You know, it's just not a

0:54:22.120 --> 0:54:24.480
<v Speaker 3>fun thing. But anyway, I always tell my kids, you know,

0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:27.560
<v Speaker 3>just suck it up because you have a job, and

0:54:27.600 --> 0:54:29.640
<v Speaker 3>if it's a career you want, you just have to

0:54:29.640 --> 0:54:33.120
<v Speaker 3>do it. Unless they're either doing something that's i mean,

0:54:33.239 --> 0:54:37.240
<v Speaker 3>really harsh or like sexually predator style shit or whatever.

0:54:37.680 --> 0:54:40.160
<v Speaker 3>But if it's just normal work, ship just.

0:54:42.000 --> 0:54:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Well.

0:54:42.320 --> 0:54:46.520
<v Speaker 3>My daughter works at Lighthouse Management out in La Talent

0:54:46.560 --> 0:54:51.160
<v Speaker 3>Management and my son is working for a real estate

0:54:51.239 --> 0:54:59.799
<v Speaker 3>hedge fund in Brooklyn, and my other daughter and then

0:54:59.840 --> 0:55:02.520
<v Speaker 3>my my other daughter is a special ed school teacher

0:55:02.719 --> 0:55:04.640
<v Speaker 3>at Stephen Gainer on the Upper West Side.

0:55:04.719 --> 0:55:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you got some good kid.

0:55:07.120 --> 0:55:10.320
<v Speaker 3>She's got a sweet though. They're good kids, so anyway,

0:55:10.520 --> 0:55:12.719
<v Speaker 3>But you know, but I'm also like, I just went

0:55:12.760 --> 0:55:15.640
<v Speaker 3>to la last week to visit Kira, and you know,

0:55:15.680 --> 0:55:18.760
<v Speaker 3>we go. I've made her take me shopping for weed

0:55:18.840 --> 0:55:20.279
<v Speaker 3>at the med med Store.

0:55:20.280 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Like so cool.

0:55:21.120 --> 0:55:23.960
<v Speaker 3>That's you know, not a lot of moms. I just

0:55:23.960 --> 0:55:25.600
<v Speaker 3>thought that would be fun. I wanted to have the

0:55:25.640 --> 0:55:26.440
<v Speaker 3>adventure you.

0:55:26.280 --> 0:55:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Smoke weed, Yeah, Sandy Blaze after the podcast you take Edibles? Yep,

0:55:34.239 --> 0:55:36.520
<v Speaker 2>So your daughter took you to get some weed in

0:55:36.760 --> 0:55:38.560
<v Speaker 2>l A and you're there just like it.

0:55:38.560 --> 0:55:40.239
<v Speaker 3>Was so much fun. It was like going into the

0:55:40.280 --> 0:55:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Apple store. Yeah, it was super fancy.

0:55:42.600 --> 0:55:46.640
<v Speaker 1>When you have coins, it does feel like the half

0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:47.480
<v Speaker 1>a dozen of those.

0:55:47.800 --> 0:55:51.319
<v Speaker 3>Shiny organic they had, like gum drops and all kinds

0:55:51.360 --> 0:55:51.760
<v Speaker 3>of stuff.

0:55:51.840 --> 0:55:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, damn, m should have brought you so fun.

0:55:54.120 --> 0:55:55.719
<v Speaker 3>But the only thing was I was really nervous because

0:55:55.719 --> 0:55:56.840
<v Speaker 3>I had to get it back to New York and

0:55:56.880 --> 0:55:59.040
<v Speaker 3>I was afraid to bring all my drugs like some

0:55:59.239 --> 0:56:01.239
<v Speaker 3>crime scene. I would be like accostant.

0:56:01.400 --> 0:56:03.919
<v Speaker 1>How much? How many? How much drugs did you at?

0:56:04.120 --> 0:56:04.640
<v Speaker 3>So little?

0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:07.360
<v Speaker 1>So little? Roller blunt?

0:56:07.640 --> 0:56:12.040
<v Speaker 3>No a Dutch that's what husbands are for now.

0:56:12.239 --> 0:56:14.359
<v Speaker 1>Your husband rolls the weed for you for.

0:56:14.360 --> 0:56:16.239
<v Speaker 3>Himself too, Yeah he does.

0:56:16.280 --> 0:56:20.800
<v Speaker 1>He used Dutch masters rolling papers. He's like gold foil

0:56:21.000 --> 0:56:24.760
<v Speaker 1>rolling papers. Oh yeah he does anyway.

0:56:25.040 --> 0:56:27.480
<v Speaker 3>But we had fun. It was great and uh when

0:56:27.480 --> 0:56:29.600
<v Speaker 3>we went to see I took my daughter and I

0:56:29.640 --> 0:56:31.200
<v Speaker 3>went to see Beyonce when we were in.

0:56:31.239 --> 0:56:34.920
<v Speaker 1>L A, which is bullshit because you know us, we should.

0:56:34.600 --> 0:56:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Have been there too, so good.

0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:37.839
<v Speaker 1>How much were the tickets too much?

0:56:37.920 --> 0:56:43.200
<v Speaker 2>But she said she was in the front row. She

0:56:43.239 --> 0:56:48.080
<v Speaker 2>said she could see Beyonce's laby. There's no thanks for spanks.

0:56:48.560 --> 0:56:51.520
<v Speaker 3>No, no, it wasn't expensive because my daughter knows people

0:56:51.560 --> 0:56:53.000
<v Speaker 3>being She got hooked up.

0:56:53.080 --> 0:56:53.879
<v Speaker 1>She got hooked city.

0:56:53.920 --> 0:56:57.160
<v Speaker 2>We got we got to quit this comedy making some money.

0:56:59.280 --> 0:57:01.440
<v Speaker 2>You got all these connection.

0:57:01.160 --> 0:57:03.239
<v Speaker 3>Well, you'll have to go see my husband and get

0:57:03.239 --> 0:57:03.640
<v Speaker 3>your tooth.

0:57:03.800 --> 0:57:06.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to fix this. Get your tooth, get in

0:57:06.520 --> 0:57:08.399
<v Speaker 1>good with the fair we.

0:57:08.440 --> 0:57:11.839
<v Speaker 3>Have that you have, you know evidence, because I'm recording this,

0:57:11.920 --> 0:57:14.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you I'll be there for Hanukkah, don't Yeah, yeah,

0:57:14.719 --> 0:57:15.160
<v Speaker 3>you'll come.

0:57:15.280 --> 0:57:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Can you tooth be one of my gifts?

0:57:20.000 --> 0:57:21.680
<v Speaker 3>In other words, we're going to be your tooth fair?

0:57:21.800 --> 0:57:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:57:22.360 --> 0:57:26.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't put a little bit of CBD oil on

0:57:26.320 --> 0:57:27.040
<v Speaker 2>that fucking tooth.

0:57:30.040 --> 0:57:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I feel like I want to go back to

0:57:32.240 --> 0:57:33.240
<v Speaker 1>on the run you went.

0:57:33.400 --> 0:57:35.200
<v Speaker 2>So, what's the craziest thing that you've done with your

0:57:35.320 --> 0:57:37.160
<v Speaker 2>kids or something that's normal to you?

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:40.160
<v Speaker 1>But people are like, wait, what, like other people can't.

0:57:41.080 --> 0:57:43.680
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think every day that's where it happens, because

0:57:44.200 --> 0:57:46.880
<v Speaker 3>I really do feel like they Like when my kids

0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:49.560
<v Speaker 3>go out at night when they're all in town together

0:57:49.600 --> 0:57:51.640
<v Speaker 3>at the same time, they'll call me and ask me

0:57:51.640 --> 0:57:53.480
<v Speaker 3>to meet them at a bar, which I don't do

0:57:53.640 --> 0:57:57.040
<v Speaker 3>because it's just hard, it's late, I'm tired, But they

0:57:57.160 --> 0:57:59.840
<v Speaker 3>axsume that I want to go meet them in some

0:58:00.080 --> 0:58:00.800
<v Speaker 3>are at you.

0:58:00.720 --> 0:58:02.880
<v Speaker 2>Know, let me how cool you are standing that they're like,

0:58:03.320 --> 0:58:06.320
<v Speaker 2>my mom mad to be here right now. You never

0:58:06.480 --> 0:58:09.160
<v Speaker 2>call mom and be like, I'm at a bar until

0:58:09.240 --> 0:58:10.360
<v Speaker 2>I want you to come join me.

0:58:10.840 --> 0:58:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Did they do that?

0:58:11.680 --> 0:58:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Not even in the daytime, the nighttime especially, no, Oh

0:58:15.600 --> 0:58:16.000
<v Speaker 2>my god.

0:58:16.080 --> 0:58:17.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So you know, I think it's just like a

0:58:17.880 --> 0:58:21.280
<v Speaker 3>general vibe that they they don't think. I mean, I'm

0:58:21.320 --> 0:58:23.959
<v Speaker 3>certainly not their friend. I am their mother, but I'm

0:58:23.960 --> 0:58:26.320
<v Speaker 3>the kind of mom, the cool mom. I'm the kind

0:58:26.360 --> 0:58:29.640
<v Speaker 3>of mom where they don't feel like they have to

0:58:29.880 --> 0:58:32.000
<v Speaker 3>hide ship for me, and they think I will enjoy

0:58:32.040 --> 0:58:33.000
<v Speaker 3>whatever is they're enjoying.

0:58:33.120 --> 0:58:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Which when you go out, what's your drink? What are

0:58:35.000 --> 0:58:35.680
<v Speaker 1>you drinking at the bar?

0:58:36.040 --> 0:58:37.680
<v Speaker 3>Tequila and lime juice?

0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh you get letty, you got coming, it's coming to

0:58:42.360 --> 0:58:44.720
<v Speaker 1>pick you up. If you got tequila, I like to killo.

0:58:46.560 --> 0:58:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Tequila makes me aggressive. Doesn't make you aggressive, It.

0:58:48.960 --> 0:58:49.720
<v Speaker 3>Just makes me away.

0:58:49.760 --> 0:58:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It gives you energy.

0:58:50.800 --> 0:58:52.480
<v Speaker 3>It gives you a lot of energy. Yeah, it's like

0:58:52.520 --> 0:58:54.000
<v Speaker 3>a good healthy alcohol.

0:58:54.040 --> 0:58:54.480
<v Speaker 1>And I did it.

0:58:55.560 --> 0:58:56.680
<v Speaker 3>It's very healthy alcohol.

0:58:56.720 --> 0:58:59.280
<v Speaker 2>I did a tequila on the Run tour as well

0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:03.000
<v Speaker 2>back in the day, and let me tell you, I

0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:03.800
<v Speaker 2>had all the energy.

0:59:03.800 --> 0:59:06.560
<v Speaker 1>I never want to sleep. That's doing coke. But whatever,

0:59:06.600 --> 0:59:08.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, you combo.

0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:11.080
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, so I'm not like I don't feel inhibited

0:59:11.080 --> 0:59:13.400
<v Speaker 3>around my kids to drink with them or do whatever.

0:59:13.640 --> 0:59:16.360
<v Speaker 3>You know, we have fun. So oh we also this

0:59:16.480 --> 0:59:19.160
<v Speaker 3>is so obnoxious, but we're kind of the same size

0:59:19.200 --> 0:59:20.960
<v Speaker 3>so my kids will give me their clothes if they

0:59:20.960 --> 0:59:21.760
<v Speaker 3>think there's.

0:59:21.600 --> 0:59:25.840
<v Speaker 2>No way wearing crap tops, in wearing crop tops, but

0:59:27.520 --> 0:59:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Mandy's white pants, little J brand jeans or whatever.

0:59:31.960 --> 0:59:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sandy, you are cute. You're the cutest, You're sweet.

0:59:35.040 --> 0:59:37.920
<v Speaker 3>You're definitely like I'm embarrassing. Now you think I'm some

0:59:38.120 --> 0:59:39.200
<v Speaker 3>like rich bitch, but I'm not.

0:59:39.480 --> 0:59:42.240
<v Speaker 2>But we always thought that went to your place. Okay,

0:59:42.280 --> 0:59:43.280
<v Speaker 2>I saw your floors.

0:59:43.400 --> 0:59:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I know that you're doing.

0:59:45.040 --> 0:59:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, and I've seen them Chanel boots on your feet

0:59:48.440 --> 0:59:51.160
<v Speaker 2>at a comedy show. I said she weren't Chanell for

0:59:51.200 --> 0:59:54.360
<v Speaker 2>comedy's she's a Rockefeller.

0:59:54.520 --> 0:59:54.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:59:55.080 --> 0:59:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Also, I was in your car. I feel like you

0:59:57.080 --> 0:59:58.320
<v Speaker 2>dropped me off at the train.

0:59:58.720 --> 1:00:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Sandy, you're a rough child.

1:00:01.600 --> 1:00:04.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, now I drive an electric car because I'm trying

1:00:04.400 --> 1:00:05.440
<v Speaker 3>to help the environment.

1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:07.640
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, because you can afford the electric car to

1:00:07.680 --> 1:00:14.520
<v Speaker 2>care about the electric it's electric. So, Sandy, was like

1:00:14.760 --> 1:00:17.919
<v Speaker 2>five tips that you would give to like moms out there.

1:00:18.320 --> 1:00:19.200
<v Speaker 1>It was a huge number.

1:00:21.120 --> 1:00:23.920
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, back all right. So one the most basic,

1:00:24.480 --> 1:00:26.840
<v Speaker 3>love your children all the time, no matter what, no

1:00:26.880 --> 1:00:28.960
<v Speaker 3>matter what, no matter what. You want them to feel

1:00:29.000 --> 1:00:31.640
<v Speaker 3>safe so they can actually tell you ship that they

1:00:31.640 --> 1:00:33.280
<v Speaker 3>don't think you're going to be comfortable with.

1:00:33.480 --> 1:00:34.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not telling my mom.

1:00:34.320 --> 1:00:38.080
<v Speaker 3>So love them all the time too, you don't spoil them,

1:00:38.240 --> 1:00:41.760
<v Speaker 3>meaning that they have to understand that there's value in money. Money.

1:00:41.840 --> 1:00:44.400
<v Speaker 3>I hold money is something very important and if you

1:00:44.440 --> 1:00:46.000
<v Speaker 3>want it, you better work for it.

1:00:46.280 --> 1:00:47.160
<v Speaker 1>So I had to.

1:00:47.440 --> 1:00:50.680
<v Speaker 3>I help them, but not so much that they could relax.

1:00:51.080 --> 1:00:54.040
<v Speaker 3>I also got them out of the house after college

1:00:54.120 --> 1:00:56.680
<v Speaker 3>because I didn't want to do their laundry. Not interested.

1:00:56.920 --> 1:00:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Get out, take your skid marks and go.

1:00:59.400 --> 1:01:03.280
<v Speaker 3>And I really think it's super important that my children

1:01:03.320 --> 1:01:06.200
<v Speaker 3>as siblings be really kind and good to each other

1:01:06.480 --> 1:01:08.760
<v Speaker 3>because I had a sibling who died when I was young,

1:01:09.160 --> 1:01:11.800
<v Speaker 3>so I'm an only child and they're so fucking lucky

1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:13.600
<v Speaker 3>to have each other. So I want the three of

1:01:13.640 --> 1:01:15.520
<v Speaker 3>them to love and support each other all the time,

1:01:16.560 --> 1:01:20.040
<v Speaker 3>and be really good to their bonus dad, which they are.

1:01:20.080 --> 1:01:21.240
<v Speaker 3>They love him so well.

1:01:21.240 --> 1:01:23.640
<v Speaker 1>They've been with his dad for most of their lives, yeah,

1:01:23.720 --> 1:01:24.320
<v Speaker 1>twenty years.

1:01:24.560 --> 1:01:26.800
<v Speaker 3>And just be honest people that I can respect. And

1:01:26.840 --> 1:01:28.960
<v Speaker 3>I always tell them, don't do anything that you don't

1:01:28.960 --> 1:01:31.320
<v Speaker 3>want to appear on the first page of the daily news.

1:01:32.520 --> 1:01:38.240
<v Speaker 3>Nothing good happens after two in the morning. Nothing nothing.

1:01:39.560 --> 1:01:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Glove morning. So my best friends are from after two.

1:01:46.920 --> 1:01:49.200
<v Speaker 2>So your kids have never done anything crazy, Like they've

1:01:49.240 --> 1:01:50.320
<v Speaker 2>never gotten arrested?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, actually all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, one of my kids was arrested because she had

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<v Speaker 3>a chalk license. They were arresting people for them, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>they and they it was a racket. They go around

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<v Speaker 3>these like small towns and if they find you have

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<v Speaker 3>a fake ID. Oh they were bored, they send you.

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<v Speaker 3>They they put her in jail. I had to go

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<v Speaker 3>pick her up. They took out her shoelaces out of

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<v Speaker 3>her shoes. I swear she was crying like she had

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<v Speaker 3>like Tammy fay Baker at them. Her eyes were all

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<v Speaker 3>running and the poor kid was like traumatized. How to

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<v Speaker 3>hire a lawyer to get her? She had to do

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<v Speaker 3>community service, Like I don't know, like one hundred old?

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<v Speaker 1>Was she when her license was drock like nineteen or

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<v Speaker 1>twenty instead? Oh she was.

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<v Speaker 3>She wasn't even in a liquor store. She was in

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<v Speaker 3>Dunkin Donuts?

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<v Speaker 1>What yes? Why was she putting out her ideas.

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<v Speaker 3>Because next door was a liquor store where her friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Was tell the truth?

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<v Speaker 2>Like shock, like an Irish coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>So her friend was next door buying probably wine or

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<v Speaker 3>booze or whatever. And then the cop said are you

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<v Speaker 3>here with friends? And her friend gave her up and said,

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<v Speaker 3>they're next door bitches, bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>So and then the bitches who drink Bailey's. I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I don't know you. I'm using here to

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<v Speaker 2>get donuts for my mom. She's outside.

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<v Speaker 3>And then my son got picked up once.

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<v Speaker 1>For two arrests.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but he no his was that his was mild.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think we had to go to court. But

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<v Speaker 3>I think he had join in his pocket. Oh and

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<v Speaker 3>they had Oh, I had joined his pocket and they

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<v Speaker 3>had like a case of beer in the backseat of

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<v Speaker 3>the car nothing not open, open but not open. But anyways,

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<v Speaker 3>keg in the car and cocaine in his pocket. So

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<v Speaker 3>two police records out of three, but not all three,

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<v Speaker 3>just two out of three.

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<v Speaker 1>Not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's mostly your kids, that's all of your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the twins is one, yes, so one had a

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<v Speaker 1>chunk idea, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, the other one was using the same You have

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<v Speaker 2>other identical twins of course they were.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, so but it still doesn't what you say your.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids get arrested and you're like, this is bullshit? Or

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<v Speaker 1>are you like this is what you get for doing

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<v Speaker 1>what you like you did something wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>No, because it's bullshit, bullshits just like it was bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, first of all, she was in Duncan

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<v Speaker 3>fucking donuts or she told her she wasn't dunt It

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<v Speaker 3>was bullshit. It was like after nine to eleven, they

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<v Speaker 3>were very careful about everybody's idea. It's like such bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I never for a minute thought that it was bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have done the same thing when I was young. Shit,

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<v Speaker 3>I did worse, probably, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we got a couple, We got a couple of Ministela.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the worst thing that you've ever done for the listeners,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, people listening in Botswana.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, actually I do have a new habit which is

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<v Speaker 3>really bad, which I shouldn't tell. But I have this

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<v Speaker 3>thing to say allegedly, well, okay, allegedly, when I go

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<v Speaker 3>into grocery stores, I'm very annoyed that they don't have

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<v Speaker 3>checkout girls that you have to scan it yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>So you'd be stealing. Oh we all take from that

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<v Speaker 1>self checkout bitch. Tay dumb. Why would you let me.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been making check out myself, like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a this is more bananas, It's just like juice.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do no, I do things that seem really reckless,

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<v Speaker 3>like I'll I'll say something's not organic, like the fruits,

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<v Speaker 3>but you know, twice the price. Or I'll steal like

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<v Speaker 3>the most expensive small thing, like a little liquid thing

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<v Speaker 3>of vanilla or something. And I feel like Bonnie and

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<v Speaker 3>fucking Clyde when I walk out of the store.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's like, we got a one on a writer

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<v Speaker 1>right here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no small time crime, but there's something bad that I, like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, gives me power. I'm taking the power

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<v Speaker 3>back from the man. If they can't afford to have

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<v Speaker 3>check out cashiers, then they can't afford to lose. They're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have to some organic apples. You're gonna have to lose.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting an extra allegedly, and allegedly. I don't feel anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a Christian now I still steal Sanny.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for being This has been fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>We had such a blast.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope I hope I didn't seem like a real asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean we want assholes on the assholes,

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<v Speaker 2>don't worry about don't worry about speaking yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I do love you both, And if you could

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<v Speaker 3>come live with me, I would say, come live with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you won't give us car? Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>a cab to your house is a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>So I first got to have like one hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>just to get to Scarsdale.

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<v Speaker 1>But once I get there, actually.

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<v Speaker 3>North, yes, Metro North.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't have some proper snacks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have snacks.

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<v Speaker 1>You gonna have crushed ice for me.

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<v Speaker 2>So like crushed and then also cube cue options.

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<v Speaker 1>You know she got the ice that comes out the

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<v Speaker 1>fridge door. No, no, no, no, she's old school for me.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have sandy. You're doing man? You got a

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<v Speaker 1>regular fridge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have an ice bin. But if they don't

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<v Speaker 3>crush them, they just cube them up, cube them up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, let's let's schedule some time to hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's grab a drink or you know, at a time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a cool mom, I know you're a cool We'll

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<v Speaker 2>go as soon as med met opens in New York,

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<v Speaker 2>will go.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is that?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the place you go to? Place to meet the

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<v Speaker 3>tenders to buy your weed. It's gonna open in New

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<v Speaker 3>York as soon as it gets legal.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, how big Sandy's ring is on her finger? Let

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<v Speaker 2>me see that's like that's reality storm.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, my eye is just blind.

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<v Speaker 2>If you were if there was real Housewives of Scarsdale,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd be like the wife that like threw a glass

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<v Speaker 2>in somebody's face.

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<v Speaker 1>Drink is someone's face.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm the one. I'm the be the one keeper.

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<v Speaker 2>Sandy, You're the one flipping tables over like Teresa Judice,

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<v Speaker 2>the fun one.

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<v Speaker 1>The one with like a glass of peanut.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, what are you guys yelling about? I want to

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<v Speaker 3>be that one who's the royal what's your name? The

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<v Speaker 3>the countess Loot, the countess I want to be you want.

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<v Speaker 2>To be her?

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<v Speaker 1>She did? I mean, none of them, all the cool ones.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I want to be like Bethany then so

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<v Speaker 3>I could own my own skinny tequila company. That would

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<v Speaker 3>be the look, that would be, that would be the look.

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<v Speaker 2>I go.

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<v Speaker 3>She has good toned arms.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. Yeah she's toned. I mean she's miserable

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<v Speaker 1>as a person, but yeah she's Yeah, she's rich. She's rich.

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<v Speaker 1>You're allowed to be rich and sad.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what, there are a lot of very

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<v Speaker 3>unhappy rich people.

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<v Speaker 1>You would know, you would know what you know. Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>and I are like flogging up the window with our

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<v Speaker 1>poor boys.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of fucked up rich people, a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up poor people.

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<v Speaker 3>Do well.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell people listening where they can catch more of your

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<v Speaker 1>cool mom ness.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my website is Sandy J Marx, M A, r X,

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<v Speaker 3>S A and D I with a smile. Sign over

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<v Speaker 3>at J Marx dot com and listen all my gigs.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be at the I don't know how when this airs,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm on the I'm on the Ladies. Uh what

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<v Speaker 3>is it called?

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<v Speaker 1>She Makes Me?

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<v Speaker 3>She Makes Me Laugh Festival next week at the Pit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be all over town houring myself. Oh and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>mostly the subject of a documentary. Yeah, so who knows

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<v Speaker 3>when they will get released? Is still being edited. But

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<v Speaker 3>where's gonna be what platform? Well, he's going to submit

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<v Speaker 3>it to all the festivals. It's a short doc and yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it might turn out to be like a very bad story.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well hope, I'm hoping. I'm hoping it doesn't come out

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<v Speaker 3>like the Jinx or something incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>Sandy murdering. Yes, well, thank you so much for being here.

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<v Speaker 2>You are my second favorite mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We love you so thank you and thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>our gifts.

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