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Speaker 1: We haven't got any hate mail yet. I mean we know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why we would get that. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: death people know better.

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Speaker 3: But have you checked your spam folder?

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Speaker 1: We don't have a spam folder also, we didn't. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: she's just excited to be she's enthusiastic. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love it it. That's what I love it. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing really well, Sydney. How you do it? I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen you in a while. When was last week? Did podcast?

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Speaker 1: Oh you see your listeners? I don't know. Me and Marie,

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Speaker 1: we used to see each other like every.

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Speaker 2: Day, every day, all day, literally every day. I remember

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Speaker 2: how much my ex boyfriend hated you. Okay, first of all,

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Speaker 2: that was like four years ago, bitch. But that's when

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Speaker 2: It's just as of late we haven't been seeing each

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Speaker 1: I didn't get anything between actually exactly you know.

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Speaker 2: When my friend is getting Uh, I'm not having sex

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Speaker 2: every day. You've been traveling. That's what you should That's

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Speaker 2: what you should have said. We haven't seen each other

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Speaker 1: No, Maurice's been going their brunch. Falling downstairs. I did

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Speaker 3: On my birthday, no way.

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Speaker 2: Because my phone was bringing you know, people love me,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, and I was like, bru, and

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Speaker 2: I would have paid money to see that me falling

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Speaker 2: me an edible today and it's tiny. It looks like

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Speaker 1: So I know that if I take this, I'm gonna die.

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Speaker 2: It's called on the edge, dude. That means I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: not a lot. Yeah, I gotta have three of these.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me sit this down, put it, put it

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Speaker 1: over there, Sidney, what were you?

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Speaker 2: Just so much? I guess traveling. I've been traveling. I

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Speaker 1: That's it. When does it expire? Twenty and twenty three?

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Speaker 1: You know, people are rude. They don't get up for

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Speaker 2: So you're the expert on things that are gross. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: Tell them about it, Raymond, tell you, tell him why

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Speaker 1: Be funny. It's like, y'all, dudes don't know what y'all want.

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Speaker 1: I mean, not for free. If Sydney has the right

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Speaker 2: The ghosts, the ghosts, the ghosts of Harriet Tubman. Anyway, Marie,

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Speaker 2: Allegedly, And you know it's like a Casper, but you know,

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Speaker 2: And he was like, no, just couldn't get the bed.

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Speaker 2: And they were like, what if we give you all

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Speaker 2: and my body's been bothering me. Your body's been back

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Speaker 2: So I was like great, thanks Amazon. Then I went

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Speaker 2: a mattress protected at works. And I called them and

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Speaker 2: Math and Beyond also has really good sheets, yes, and coupons.

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Speaker 2: So if anybody wants the number to call Slider my DM,

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Speaker 2: I was like, why would you doubt me? They're so

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Speaker 1: On a spring spring mattress.

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Speaker 2: People telling me that they want to see my tits,

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Speaker 1: Honestly, change your life better. I'm having a great week. Phenomenal.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of phenomenal, our guest today phenomenal woman. Is she

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Speaker 1: This guest?

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Speaker 2: Our guest today is one of our favorite performers here

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Speaker 1: You guys are gonna love her. She's our cool mom expert.

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Speaker 2: And this is this, these are I mean, that's why

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Speaker 2: Sidney was talking so crassley before.

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Speaker 1: She don't respect my mom. She's cool though, ye yah,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, it's the very funny, the very lovely. It's

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Speaker 1: Sandy send them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you just wanted to shock me and see if

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Speaker 3: I would really react. No, Sandy, I've heard to your

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Speaker 2: I know listen, I know you, I know how you

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Speaker 2: could also call you by your first name, Sande trash mom, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Trash mom.

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Speaker 2: You have two Cardia bracelets on? Yes, yes, okay, forever bracelet.

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Speaker 3: When I go through the airport, it takes a long

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Speaker 3: then it's like the wand everywhere. And I always make

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Speaker 3: always look at me like you're the two hundredth person

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Speaker 1: But do they check your hair?

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Speaker 3: Well, they couldn't get there's like a meat loafing hereripes

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Speaker 3: the Lindbergh babies, a lot of hair.

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Speaker 1: Sandy.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about who you are and where you're from. Like,

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Speaker 2: first of all, I met you a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 3: That's correct. We were doing a show together and I

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Speaker 3: saw you and I thought, I'm madly in love. I

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Speaker 3: and then give you like Parge in the morning, like poor, yeah, granola,

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Speaker 3: a bowl of granola, mac and cheese, Mac and cheese.

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Speaker 1: do you make your mac and cheese? I make it.

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Speaker 3: I buy everything is gluten free in my house.

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Speaker 1: You're not a cool mom. Mom.

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Speaker 3: No, I was raising my kids. I gave them Kraft

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Speaker 3: twenty six cent box of Kraft mac and cheese. That's

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Speaker 3: what it used to cost, twenty six cents when my

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Speaker 1: I met your son.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he's cute.

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Speaker 2: Sandy had a show in Brooklyn and she her your

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Speaker 1: He was so supportive.

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Speaker 2: But you was there at that show too, the stuff

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Speaker 4: Your son is he yeah?

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Speaker 1: You talking about this with your son? Girl five years old?

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Speaker 2: Five?

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Speaker 1: Well five.

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Speaker 3: I did a show last week and my daughter was

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Speaker 3: She knows, she knows, she's brought today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she likes Well, is this story embarrassing? But how

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Speaker 3: It doesn't make him look great, and you're not supposed

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Speaker 3: to do that in front of your kids. No. Oh,

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Speaker 3: he's a man, but she's a grown up man. Terrible Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's all right. You know, it's like she's a grown

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Speaker 2: A woman in her thirties knows if she has crabby

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Speaker 2: parents that's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it doesn't parent. Yeah, she doesn't need you

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Speaker 1: But he was.

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Speaker 3: I mean, her dad is amazing as his dad. He

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Speaker 1: No, you a man who could do both, dad? Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: that's my dad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So how long are you guys together?

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Speaker 1: I think I know the story.

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Speaker 3: So my first husband I was with for like fourteen years,

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Speaker 3: So I've been basically, you've.

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Speaker 1: Got that long term coochie Yo, long term. I put

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Speaker 3: I've been, you know, doing hospital corners with another dude

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Speaker 1: Forty hospital corners. Yeah, you know you like.

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Speaker 3: In after everybody leaves in the morning. For forty years.

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Speaker 3: I've been making a bed for somebody, is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay, So you're married and you every morning

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Speaker 3: I make it because he leave. My husband leaves for work.

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Speaker 1: You can't just throw it at the school.

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Speaker 3: It's old school. Well I'm home. What am I doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm watching.

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Speaker 1: You got to do what the kids are doing. Just leave.

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Speaker 1: I'm get into this twelve hours from now. To make

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Speaker 3: I make the bed. I watch the prices, right, and

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Speaker 3: I make the bed.

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Speaker 2: Love the prices, not to carry prices, right. I like

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Speaker 2: Barker creepy man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Cheryl.

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Speaker 2: Look like he does people's elbows, and like the smaller

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Speaker 3: Wasn't there a rumor that he was stopping one of

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Speaker 1: Well, him and Hugh Hefner were really good friends.

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Speaker 2: So a lot of those girls were like playmates, the Prices,

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Speaker 1: He because, yeah, sany what you sleep on a queen

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Speaker 2: I went to your house and what I She had

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Speaker 1: Did you steal anything? It took everything for me not

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Speaker 2: Everything out and I was like, wait, you have all

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Speaker 1: Girl, you didn't take like I wanted to hear her bathroom.

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Speaker 2: She has every wonderful beauty product ever and I still

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Speaker 1: No, sendy, you look incredible for your age. You're killing it.

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Speaker 3: You're sweet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you always have like a designer. Like I saw

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Speaker 2: said Sandy. I know that those boots were like thirty dollars,

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Speaker 2: And honestly, I wanted to take everything in your place

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Speaker 1: You could have, no, because you probably have insurance on ship.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is, why she says, coming to taste.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have cameras everywhere. I was rubbing my butt

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Speaker 3: on everything good, good, like.

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Speaker 2: A dog that needed to wipe his butt. It was

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Speaker 2: market market my spot, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But Tandy, you live in like Westchester, like I'm making

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm like Eloise, old Eloise living at the hotel.

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Speaker 3: But it's a condo. It's not a hotel. But it's nice.

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Speaker 3: I have to admit I like it. I do. I

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Speaker 2: You got art, like real art, Yeah, I have real art,

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Speaker 2: like fun art. Yes, you have fun art at your place.

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Speaker 2: That's how good all that you are?

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Speaker 1: Cool? He's lived.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now I've lived. I've got the track marks.

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Speaker 1: So let's talk about it. Let's talk about how you

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Speaker 3: I was such a loser. I mean everybody, total loser. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I was a loser. I had like I was really

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Speaker 2: Sandy I had a low key. I have a wandering

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Speaker 3: I had to work with these prisms for like six

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Speaker 3: Retra doctor Lockdrman made me retrain my eye. And I

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Speaker 3: I really was not until I got to high school,

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Speaker 3: was in all the school plays theater. I was the

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Speaker 3: class clown.

439
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Speaker 1: So you had talent to your tent.

440
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Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't necessarily talented. I was just loud.

441
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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I've been told.

442
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Speaker 3: It just shout ship. People think you're funny.

443
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,160
Speaker 1: Louder than everybody loud.

444
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,359
Speaker 3: So then things kind of worked out after that, and

445
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 3: then I fixed everything. You're too like, I don't remember

446
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:55,480
Speaker 3: what color my hair was, my teeth, you know, braces

447
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:01,200
Speaker 3: that I got fixed, fixed my nose, I believe, you know, yeah,

448
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,680
Speaker 3: oh yeah I had Yeah you know you used to

449
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,080
Speaker 3: look like it's cute now well yeah, because it it

450
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,199
Speaker 3: was doctor Klein or whatever his name is, fixed it.

451
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,000
Speaker 3: But no, it was a mess. I was a mad

452
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Speaker 3: little a little too. It wasn't too candy, but it

453
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Speaker 3: wasn't It wasn't pretty believing.

454
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Speaker 2: That I believe gotta have your You gotta be ugly

455
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 2: as a kid, so you don't like the predators don't

456
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,159
Speaker 2: want you.

457
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,680
Speaker 1: And I get beautiful when you get older.

458
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Speaker 3: And I also have a theory that children that are

459
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,920
Speaker 3: really exceptionally good looking when they're really little turn out

460
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Speaker 3: to be cows.

461
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so true.

462
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 2: Everybody in high school that was banging, oh my god,

463
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,880
Speaker 2: trash chillowcases and they all have like four kids.

464
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like since we just graduated.

465
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Speaker 3: But I like to say, is they look road hard,

466
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,159
Speaker 3: put away wet.

467
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 1: That's my expection. Wait hard, road hard, put them away wet.

468
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:54,479
Speaker 3: It's like a horse. You ride them hard and then

469
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,479
Speaker 3: you put them away wet.

470
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Speaker 1: Horses, horses. Everybody that's though the podcast is poor.

471
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Speaker 3: But I don't have a horse. Actually, I'm afraid of

472
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 3: horses because I'm sure I've told you this. My sweet

473
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 3: husband he lost his her first wife in a horseback

474
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 3: riding accident. She fell, Yeah, she fell off a horse

475
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Speaker 3: and she died.

476
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Speaker 1: Was she equestrian?

477
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Speaker 3: Yes, she was a jumper.

478
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Speaker 1: She was a professional horse and she died.

479
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Speaker 3: When I tell the story where we go to Mohawk

480
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Speaker 3: Mountain Resort and they had like horses there and he's

481
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Speaker 3: telling me to get up on a fucking horse.

482
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Speaker 1: He's trying to kill you. Did you see the staircase

483
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Speaker 1: he killed?

484
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 3: Unbelievable anyway, But he would never know it was an accident.

485
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Speaker 1: You said he would never but he has.

486
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Speaker 3: Actually, I think that it was the year.

487
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Speaker 1: It's a good year. It's a good year. So you

488
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Speaker 1: were not a cool kid. I wasn't a cool kid,

489
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Speaker 1: but you were in theater.

490
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Speaker 3: Yes, So then I became when I found out that

491
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,360
Speaker 3: I could use comedy as a way to save myself.

492
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 3: Was when I was in high school. There were these

493
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Speaker 3: really awful, mean, bitchy girls. They were in the bathroom

494
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Speaker 3: smoking and I was in a stall and they were

495
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,400
Speaker 3: like bruising to like cut somebody.

496
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 1: Okay, like cut somebody cut somebody.

497
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 3: And I came out of the stall and I could

498
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Speaker 3: see there were somebody was gonna hurt me because I

499
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 3: had already once been beaten up in school, and so

500
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 3: one of them like pulled on my sweater like to

501
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Speaker 3: wallat me. And then the other one said, oh no,

502
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 3: she was that funny bird in this in sing the

503
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Speaker 3: school show, leave her alone. And I thought, okay, I'm

504
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 3: not gonna get killed.

505
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Speaker 2: That's your street cred. That was she's funny, She's funny.

506
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Speaker 3: Well, you know, that's the same I was a gleek.

507
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,400
Speaker 3: I used to like run around singing the hills are alive,

508
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Speaker 3: you know.

509
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Speaker 2: And that's kind of similar to Tiffany Had's story. She

510
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 2: was in like foster care and these kids were going

511
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Speaker 2: to beat her up, and she.

512
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Speaker 1: Just kept telling me jokes. Yeah, and that's why she

513
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Speaker 1: is who she is now.

514
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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you can. And I find that if you

515
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Speaker 3: use comedy now in the most mundane situations, like if

516
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 3: you're arguing with the American Express, I'm sorry, okay, master Card,

517
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 3: if it makes you feel like I'm less elite, if

518
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 3: you're going to check Blue anybody, I just want to

519
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 3: tell you you're funny.

520
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 2: If you do American Express, they always give the customers

521
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 2: so nice, they're always the customer is always right with

522
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 2: Americas Express, they are.

523
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Speaker 3: But if you make you're the person on the phone,

524
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Speaker 3: the customer service person laugh, you'd be shocked at all

525
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 3: the things.

526
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Speaker 2: I'm not laughing when i'm managed representative, I'm leaning on

527
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Speaker 2: the zero.

528
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm supervisor. Let me speak to your supervisor.

529
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Speaker 3: But as soon as you can disarm them and make

530
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Speaker 3: them laugh, they'll give you whatever you want.

531
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Speaker 1: That's true. They'll be like, I don't usually do this,

532
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: and you'll be like, wow, my first.

533
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 2: My mood is angry when I'm on the phone with them,

534
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 2: except for when I got this free mattress. So Sandy,

535
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,120
Speaker 2: you didn't get beat up because you're funny, And then

536
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 2: would happened? Did you go to school? So then yeah,

537
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Speaker 2: I went to I was at first.

538
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Speaker 3: I went to University of South Florida, Party City, party City,

539
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Speaker 3: which I did not like because what I was there

540
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Speaker 3: this is a long time ago. I was there like

541
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 3: a month and one of the dudes in one of

542
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 3: my classes, I swear, he asked if he could see

543
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Speaker 3: my horns because he said, are you a Jew?

544
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

545
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, he goes, can I see your horns?

546
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 3: He wasn't kidding. He thought I had horns. So I

547
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 3: transferred out and I went to NYJ was a much

548
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 3: better Jew. It was much more appropriate, and I was

549
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 3: in their drama department. But I had to drop out

550
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 3: because I couldn't afford to stay. I had no money.

551
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Speaker 1: How much was a tuition back in?

552
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 3: It was so cheap. It was one hundred and twenty

553
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 3: five dollars a credit.

554
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: That's all it was. How did you need?

555
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 3: You need like twelve every semester?

556
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I could never hear it. I had no money

557
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: still like a lot of money.

558
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 3: Nothing. Also, I might add that back in the early eighties, anyone,

559
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 3: if you could breathe, you could get into NYU. Because

560
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 3: I wasn't very smart, but you know they just if

561
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 3: they wanted your money, they would.

562
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Speaker 1: Take you so different. Now after you dropped out, what happened?

563
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Speaker 3: So then I started, you know, trying to act and

564
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 3: I was also a dancer. Ah, so you started strip

565
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Speaker 3: stripping stripping. I had worked the pull. No, I didn't work.

566
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: I was like really, I know, I was a little body,

567
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: but I did.

568
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 3: I was a professional cheerleader for the New York Cosmo

569
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,919
Speaker 3: Soccer team.

570
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: A soccer team. They had cheerleaders and.

571
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 3: They paid fifteen dollars a game.

572
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how many games did you do?

573
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 3: It was too a week? And then public personal appearances. Yeah,

574
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 3: but that's still was all the week.

575
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Speaker 2: Thought one hundred and twenty dollars was not a lot,

576
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 2: but then you think, thirty dollars you have to.

577
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Speaker 3: Get to met Life Stadium, which was Giants Stadium at

578
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 3: the time, and it.

579
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Speaker 1: Was really stupid.

580
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 3: Yes, But then after I did that for a while,

581
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 3: I realized this isn't very good.

582
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 1: Where were you living, Like, were you like staying at

583
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: your parents?

584
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 3: Well, I still lived at home, and then eventually well also,

585
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 3: rent was really cheap back in the early eighties, so

586
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 3: I lived on the Upper East Side for like three

587
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Speaker 3: hundred dollars a month. Wow, in like a walk out

588
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 3: all day.

589
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: That's what I would be so well off. You could

590
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 1: do it.

591
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 3: You could do that.

592
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even speak to anybody. I wouldn't be on

593
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Speaker 1: this podcast.

594
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: Excuse me, sorry, I'm going back to my upper I

595
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 2: would have a monocle, that's right.

596
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 3: I would have been the banker. But then I met

597
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 3: I was taking a dance class with an actor, Peter Weller,

598
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 3: who was the original RoboCop.

599
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 1: If you've ever seen that movie, he was the one

600
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: in the robot costume.

601
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 3: Yes, And he told me he was the original one,

602
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 3: and in an aluminum foil, and he told me to

603
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 3: meet his agent. And I thought he was telling me

604
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 3: that because I was like packing the heat or something right,

605
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 3: like I was going to be a star. But he

606
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: told me that because he said, you have a good personality,

607
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 3: should be an agent. So I went there, and before

608
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 3: I knew it, I was an assistant at a talent agency.

609
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 3: And I stayed making the stars. Yes, And I thought

610
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 3: I was.

611
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 1: Trying to hook you up with somebody.

612
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 3: I thought he was going to hook me up to

613
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 3: because he thought I was adorable, But no, he just

614
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 3: thought I had you got to go personality.

615
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: You should behind the camera. You should be like in

616
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Speaker 1: an office, in the room, in.

617
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 3: The back room, in a cubicle. But it's like the

618
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 3: kiss of death. Like if you're described by a guy

619
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 3: to another guy, Oh she's a good personality, it means

620
00:26:58,359 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 3: she's a dog.

621
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 2: But well that's when women are described basic dating and nice.

622
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he might have.

623
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: Some money, Yeah, he's yes, nice, he's got health insurance,

624
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 2: and he's a really nice guy.

625
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: He's a good guy. Like his mom looks like a troll.

626
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: He looks like Shrek.

627
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 3: So I wound up doing that, and then eventually I

628
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 3: went with partners and we opened up our own agency

629
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 3: and then I was called it was called Shiftman Ekman

630
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 3: Marson and Marx C M and M.

631
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 2: It was pretty big Jewish, Jewish, Jewish, Jewish and Jewish.

632
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 3: No, actually only two out of four Jewis Jewish Jewish.

633
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 3: But it was good. It was really good, and it

634
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 3: was fun and I got to represent lots of really

635
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 3: cool people. And who did you rep. Let's talk about

636
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 3: James Earl Jones.

637
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, legendary James Earl jer.

638
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to me.

639
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 3: And we had Dane Cook. I like him, he's actually James.

640
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 3: And then we had oh my gosh, I had so

641
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 3: many interesting people like Jane Curtin from Third Rock, from

642
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 3: the Sun and Kate Alley and the regional.

643
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 2: Saturday Left Wesley Snipe, Wesley Sny like a young Wesley.

644
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 2: He didn't know the government millions of dollars before he

645
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 2: started making money.

646
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 3: When I met Wesley, he was working for Bell New

647
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 3: York telephone company as like a repair man, and he

648
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 3: was making extra money by massaging the agency.

649
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 2: Wow knives was doing couch calls.

650
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm not we're not trying to get sued here. Yeah, no,

651
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: she she knows.

652
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 3: It was legit. He had one of those chairs you see.

653
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 2: Let you put dirt on my Wesley's knife's name. How

654
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 2: dare you sad?

655
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: You take it back? Wesley taking?

656
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 2: He was wow, he really wanted to be an actor.

657
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 3: I no, no, he was just the backgroud like airport styles.

658
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: So you said the Wesley nips ball rubbing balls. I

659
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: mean it worked. He got love. Yeah, he is great,

660
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: Thank you for that.

661
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 3: He was good. He's good a massage. No, I wouldn't

662
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 3: let him because I was.

663
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, don't you thank you black man, because

664
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 2: I was too nervous.

665
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 3: He was too attractive.

666
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: You're livesh You definitely got.

667
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: You got, you got, you got your ages moisturized.

668
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,959
Speaker 1: Shut up, sand He oiled your scalp. Yeah, he hit

669
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: your temples.

670
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 3: He was too cute, too cute.

671
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: He was fine.

672
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 2: He's definitely a young and he had liked like muscles,

673
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 2: but not as big as they became.

674
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 3: He used to have like normal.

675
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 2: When you have like a lean basketball nineteen eight, you

676
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 2: got a trainer and ship, then that's when you get

677
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 2: real muscles.

678
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 3: Like I also represented a comedian named Joe Piscopo, who

679
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 3: was like an old s n L and he used

680
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 3: to be really cute and then he was massage but

681
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 3: he got he got too musclely. He got like so

682
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 3: musclely he was terrible.

683
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: You don't like muscles at all, not big.

684
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 3: Ones like that. You look, he was blown up in

685
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 3: the morning with helium.

686
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, would you like in a man, because

687
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 2: you know you've had.

688
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 3: I like them slim, slim, smart, cute, not too good looking,

689
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 3: because then the waiters only pay attention to them. I

690
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 3: don't like that. I've dated those guys where the waitress

691
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 3: looks at you like, oh you want something to I

692
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 3: don't know.

693
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: Where are you all going where the waitresses could see

694
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: like that?

695
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: Fancy places, yeah it's fair, you know, places with like

696
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 2: cloth napkins. Yeah, you got to go to the places

697
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 2: where they look down and they're like, I don't even

698
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 2: I can't even look you in that.

699
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 3: I can't look at you in the eye because I

700
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 3: have to work like a t I have to wear

701
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 3: those buttons on my vest to I'm not no, she's.

702
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: Getting like real Italian food. It's like Italian women back

703
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 2: there cooking.

704
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 3: I just like a nice sweet face, and I like

705
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 3: a guy who's willing to listen so I can carry

706
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 3: on the way I do. I'm mad at someone who's

707
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 3: willing to listen to all my bullshit.

708
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: I feel like good.

709
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 2: I feel like most men are there, they'll pretend to listen. Well,

710
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 2: they'll sit there while you're talking and they're like, well,

711
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 2: let me see what we're not going to do for

712
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 2: fantasy football this week. Yeah, and then you asked them

713
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 2: to run back. You said they won't be able to what.

714
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: I'm listening your job.

715
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 3: Yes, that's true.

716
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: They're like not listening. So okay.

717
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 2: So in all this, after with these nipe gave you

718
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 2: a massage. In all this, you ended up having some kids. Yes,

719
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: three of them.

720
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: You twins, Tress kids, twins.

721
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 3: I had Trey kids. Yes, I had that set of

722
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 3: twins with my first Actually, I had all my kids

723
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 3: with my first husband. Why am I can work sea

724
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 3: session sea secsion? See each time I have like velcro

725
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 3: strip in their now snap. Well, I had my twins

726
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,479
Speaker 3: ten weeks early.

727
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: That's a lot of week.

728
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 3: They look like little gerbils when they were born. They

729
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 3: were so tiny. Yeah, they were in for seven weeks shit. Yeah,

730
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 3: but they're fine now.

731
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: I mean there were ten weeks early so seven weeks

732
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: is like they.

733
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 3: Had a cook they stuck them in the cooker, they

734
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 3: put them under that light. They were in the slow Yeah,

735
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 3: in the cock pot.

736
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: Do twins running your family?

737
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 3: Nope, identical twins, I think are just a freak of fat.

738
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't take any drugs or anything.

739
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 3: I figured I was just so aggressive about wanting a baby.

740
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 3: God said, okay, we'll show.

741
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: You the one that take two.

742
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to give you two. So yeah, we

743
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 3: had two girls, and then four years later I had

744
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 3: my son, and then when he was four, I decided

745
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 3: I wanted to get out of my difficult marriage. So

746
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 3: that was tough.

747
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: When he was four, my son was four.

748
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 3: I had three kids under the age of eight when

749
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 3: I decided to get a divorce. Good Lord, Yeah that

750
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 3: took balls.

751
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: That definitely did.

752
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 3: But that took especially since my husband had told me

753
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 3: that nobody would ever date a woman with three kids

754
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 3: in the suburbs.

755
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind like I feel like that's true.

756
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 3: It's not, it's not. It was raining men, I said, yo,

757
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 3: see the work.

758
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: They were like, let me help you carry those bags

759
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: to your car.

760
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 3: It was no, it was not a problem. Well, if

761
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 3: you work in this I worked in the city. I

762
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 3: had a business, so I was working and I met

763
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 3: a lot of interesting people and I put it out

764
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 3: there after I got divorced, like introduced me to a

765
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 3: guy who's like worthy of running a small democratic country,

766
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 3: not like a specific like some guy who could like

767
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 3: like a Justin Trudeau, you know like that, you know,

768
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 3: like a Canadian, a Canadian. Yeah, man, And I started

769
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 3: meeting all these school dudes. And my theory is is

770
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 3: that you got to do it at the right age,

771
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 3: like between well it's between their first wife that they

772
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 3: have kids with and their trophy wife when they're like five.

773
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 3: So when you're like forty two or forty one, the

774
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 3: guys are still like have their soul about having like

775
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 3: a real relationship with a real woman, not not a

776
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 3: thirty or twenty eight year old when they're fifty like that.

777
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: So what date do you tell a man that you

778
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: got three kids?

779
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 3: Right away? Because I don't want them to leave the

780
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 3: check with me on that first day check. But also remember,

781
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 3: because I'm older, we didn't have the websites that you

782
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 3: guys have now. We weren't swiping or anything. You will

783
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 3: go out with one person a month, like some of

784
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 3: you had to put it out to your friends and

785
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 3: like that they had as much like options as they did.

786
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, they took around a little bit more.

787
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and men like to have a relationship more than women.

788
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 3: Like if men leave women, it's usually for another woman.

789
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 3: Women leave men because they're miserable. It's different. Men can.

790
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: Hit them with the cool mom merch.

791
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 3: Men need someone to be there when they get home

792
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 3: from work to complain about their jobs or make them

793
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 3: their meals or what. I don't know. I mean, I

794
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: don't want to grossly generalize.

795
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 4: But.

796
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 3: We do is generalize. That's our brand, that's my that's

797
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 3: my experience. So you know. But women were more independent,

798
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 3: and we're willing to really.

799
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: We are independently.

800
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 2: Wa That's hilarious because every time I see a chick

801
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 2: she would four other bitches.

802
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, what can I just hang out with you?

803
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: Why are you go girl with you?

804
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 3: But I was also I was lucky because I was

805
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 3: able to go out and get my own house. You know,

806
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 3: I didn't have to depend on a man.

807
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: You got your Where was your house, Sandy?

808
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 3: It was in Scarsdale, Scarsdale, I don't know.

809
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: It sounds like bread like.

810
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 3: That's wow, that's where that diet doctor got murdered. Doctor Tanner,

811
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 3: do you remember that the die doctor murder in Scarsdale?

812
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 3: Super fancy murder.

813
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: I'll talk about this to talk about murder on this podcast.

814
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 3: There was this woman named Jean Harris who was like

815
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 3: a like the head mistress at some girls school.

816
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like a mistress name though.

817
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 3: Oh. She was like a fancy like a secretary like.

818
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 3: And Jean had an affair with this diet doctor, a

819
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 3: diet doctor, and he was in Scarsdale, and she in

820
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: a fit of rage and a peak went and shot

821
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 3: him and killed him, and in a rage. She was

822
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 3: in a fit. He was cheating on her.

823
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: But was he married? Was she married?

824
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 3: I don't know those details, but I do know that

825
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 3: this finishing school chick had to go to that prison

826
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 3: where Martha Stewart went, the fancy prison, not real jail, yeah,

827
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 3: like potholder making.

828
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: Jail, the jail that had like the little sandwiches with

829
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: the crest cut off.

830
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 3: Little watercress jail.

831
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 2: The jail.

832
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 3: So that's where we lived. So yeah, the fancy crime location.

833
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: That's nice.

834
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 3: So anyway, but I was able to be on my

835
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 3: own and we had joint custody of our kids. So

836
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 3: the kids, unfortunately for them, they had to go back

837
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 3: and forth every Friday from one house to the other. Yes, I.

838
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: Was a woman at work, Okay. I just wanted to

839
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: let the listeners know. They know they could tell yeah anyway.

840
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 3: But it worked out because I was so sure this

841
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 3: was going to fuck up my kids for life, because

842
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 3: because who wants to live in two houses? Actually that sounds.

843
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: I thinks that's two Christmases. Yeah, Christmas.

844
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 2: And if you tired of one person, you just go

845
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 2: out onto the I'm going back to dance.

846
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: That's true.

847
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 3: That's you could threaten with that the screen door. But

848
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 3: it seemed to work out somehow, and the kids were cool.

849
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 3: I mean it was hard to the beginning because we

850
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 3: were also I was the first Heathenist woman in our

851
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,439
Speaker 3: neighborhood to leave a husband. These women were not Avenue Well.

852
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 3: I had like a scarlet d on me because the women,

853
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 3: I think were threatened by the fact that I was

854
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 3: like that. I made me think they thought maybe I

855
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 3: was going to try.

856
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: To stand and don't say that. You tell us the truth.

857
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: You were watering your lawn.

858
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 2: It's short and you were coming out check the mail

859
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 2: with like your shirt tied under your boots and you

860
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 2: were like.

861
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: Hegi and they were like, look at this husky.

862
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 3: And the guys were afraid to talk to me because

863
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 3: they thought that I might be infectious, like like if

864
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 3: I get involved in their lives, their wives were going

865
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 3: to leave leave. So it was a funny time. But

866
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 3: it all worked out. It's fine.

867
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 1: So they didn't invite you to none of the like

868
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: Neighborhood Watch.

869
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 3: Wasn't a lot of potlucking going on.

870
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: A lot of pot looking. They didn't invite you to charades.

871
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 3: Well, I did have a few good friends, but actually

872
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 3: my very good they they threw me. They threw me

873
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 3: a divorce party. They're almost Yeah, all my friends who

874
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 3: are probably all of them are now divorced.

875
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: And they knew they did the future. What's the divorce

876
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: party like snacks?

877
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: Well it's more like no, it's more like a housewarming

878
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 3: where they brought me like pots and pants and.

879
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 2: Shiite, Like you don't need this extra pot now, yeah, yeah,

880
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 2: you don't need this plant.

881
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: Bitch, because you know you lonely. Yeah, so how were

882
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: you dating when you had three kids?

883
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 3: Because every other week I was a say I worked.

884
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 2: Six schedule right every other weekend, she was having sex

885
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: because the kids weren't it.

886
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: But the staff in my office always knew my week

887
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 3: off because chove to work wearing like, I don't know,

888
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 3: like tighter clothes, my hair got we can wearing those

889
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 3: f MPs you know, yeah, total remember those.

890
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you're going to work dressed up for one day,

891
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: so you were going you were in your date clothes

892
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 2: to work.

893
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 3: I would have different shoes, perhaps in the Bounces, yuppy

894
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 3: new Bounces, but I always had the f MPs in

895
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 3: my drawer. So then I would just bring my makeup

896
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 3: to work. And because I would go on a date

897
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 3: right after work, I would get like picked up at

898
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 3: my office or i'd meet them.

899
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: Vincent, you heard that Pittures, this is before.

900
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 2: Well, that's why you're so cool, you know, because you

901
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 2: like lived your life you as a mom. I feel

902
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 2: like moms become a little uncool when they just it's

903
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 2: all about the kids, don't do anything for yourself.

904
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 3: One of the first reasons I knew that I needed

905
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 3: to leave my first marriage was because we had nothing

906
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 3: in common. We didn't get along, and I knew kids

907
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 3: One day would eventually grow up, and then when they did,

908
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 3: I was going to be stuck living with someone that

909
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 3: I really didn't know. We didn't have a great relationship,

910
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 3: so I thought I better get out now. I want

911
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 3: to get over my fourteen years.

912
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a long time and I have nothing in

913
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: common with somebody.

914
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: Well, we had our kids in common that, yeah, but

915
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 2: the kids were four and five, five and eight eight.

916
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: No, I've never.

917
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 3: Listen. This is my biggest piece of expert advice. Let

918
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 3: me let me never ever have a joint account.

919
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna do that anymore. Never.

920
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 3: I always had my own card. My bank account was

921
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 3: always my own. Always I could you were making money well,

922
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 3: because I just thought I don't want someone looking over

923
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 3: my shoulder asking me why I bought that moisturizer. It's mine.

924
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 3: I don't you know what I mean. And I'm not

925
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 3: in a situation like that anymore. Because my husband would

926
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 3: give me the world, but it's my. It's like, I

927
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 3: don't do that. I just you do your thing. I

928
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:55,919
Speaker 3: do my thing.

929
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 2: So wait, well, when you want to use his money,

930
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 2: you just have his card, yes, but does he have

931
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: your card?

932
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: Why? I already need my car why this is my car.

933
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 3: I mean we do everything, like we bought a home together,

934
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 3: We do anything together. And obviously he could have anything

935
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 3: he wants, of mind, but I like to have my

936
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 3: own accounts. I want to behold myself accountable for my shit.

937
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 3: That's all. It's like a psychological thing. Yeah, yeah, hold

938
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 3: yourself accountable, have.

939
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: Own accounts always. Cool mom, right here?

940
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 3: Cool mom?

941
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 2: Okay, So then your kids are older, you're married. Now,

942
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: talk about like how you were raising your kids. Were

943
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 2: you spanking them, were you like slapping them in the face,

944
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 2: were you twisting their ears in public?

945
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: That was my mom's move.

946
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never never, ever, This sounds really unrealistic, but

947
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 3: I never had a time out or punish or yell

948
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 3: or anything. So your kids is spoiled, No, no, no,

949
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 3: they're not really. They're very like they were sort of

950
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 3: genetically predisposed to being.

951
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 2: Like you had a nanny too, though nanny was hitting

952
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 2: them kids, actually West Indian.

953
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: Yeah she was.

954
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 3: They did have a couple of tough nanny.

955
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 1: Is that what you got? But I wanted.

956
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 3: I had a Grenadian nanny when they were little, and

957
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 3: but the one that was the meanest was the French danny. People.

958
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 3: She was mean, she was tough on them. But anyway,

959
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 3: but they were good kids.

960
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: So no.

961
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 3: But I was the mom who went to pick up

962
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 3: my son from camp because he wasn't having fun, and

963
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 3: all the other moms told me I was an asshole

964
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 3: for doing that, but I said, I'm sorry, he's not happy,

965
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,919
Speaker 3: I'm bringing him home. And the camp director is looking

966
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 3: at me like you know, I'm Satan, like I can't.

967
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: Believe what kind of car were you picking your kids

968
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 1: up in? I feel like it was a BMW no mersades. Yeah,

969
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: that's why.

970
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 2: They were like you come, You came and picked them

971
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 2: up in a ben and what were you playing?

972
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: Some Rick Ross.

973
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 3: At the time, it was probably no, no, no, no,

974
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 3: I'm more of like a Whitney or.

975
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: She's like you fornt got anywhere? Oh my god.

976
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 3: That reminds me once I went to pick up my

977
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 3: school my son at middle school, and I was blasting

978
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 3: some rap song where they were like motherfucker something ra

979
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 3: other and my son's like, mom, because my windows were

980
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 3: rolled down. Of course we had a partial and everyone's

981
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 3: like motherfucker. It was Jenner. It was j Love singing

982
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 3: with like.

983
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: Gyrol. That's it.

984
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 3: It was joy.

985
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andy's got some celene sheets.

986
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 3: Oh wait, And what made it worse is I swear

987
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 3: I had a T shirt. I always like to wear

988
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 3: T shirts that said ship I still do and it

989
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 3: said skinny bitch on it.

990
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: And I got to go through.

991
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,439
Speaker 3: I know, it's crazy and my son was like, oh, Mom,

992
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 3: you've got to get back in the car.

993
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 1: You get out of the car. She had cool shoes

994
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: and that's why she had them slides.

995
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,760
Speaker 3: But we did have the house that all the kids

996
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 3: came to because you would have you would have that

997
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 3: was like, I would rather you drink here, drink outside. Yeah,

998
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 3: I was the cool mom. What do you guys?

999
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:22,919
Speaker 1: Like Jim Bean, are you doing? Martiniz Today's show?

1000
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 3: But like when it was prom season, we did all

1001
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 3: the makeup for all the girls in our house.

1002
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: But the kids were partying. Had a strong eyebrow, be

1003
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: they had a strong yea.

1004
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 3: They had a dusky lid. Yeah yeah, I don't know,

1005
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 3: but they there was a lot of loopliner going around.

1006
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: You're hilarious.

1007
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 3: I can't so when the kids, because of our house

1008
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 3: was right near the high school and we also.

1009
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: They would cut school and come to your house.

1010
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 3: Yes, but this is subnoxious. But we had a swimming pool,

1011
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 3: so the kids would come like between classes for a

1012
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 3: swim and then go back to school and ship. And

1013
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 3: I always loved to door open and.

1014
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 1: Nobody robbed you unlocked.

1015
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the keys were sitting in our car in

1016
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 3: our driveway. Yes, I just figured the world will provide.

1017
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 3: Nobody ever ever took the fucking thing.

1018
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: We're not doing well because we're worried about you know whatever,

1019
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 2: But the world will provide.

1020
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 3: Provide world.

1021
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: Can we put that on her shirt? Should get that

1022
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: some jack? Can we get some merch?

1023
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 3: And that's an example of here's my car example. Once

1024
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 3: I gave my husband when he turned fifty, I gave

1025
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 3: him a Vespa, a little motorbike, which was so cool.

1026
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 3: And once somebody tried to steal it from our front driveway.

1027
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 3: They stole it. They went half a block and they

1028
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 3: left it because they didn't have had to like started

1029
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 3: again or something. It might have stalled out. So nobody

1030
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 3: could even try to steal something because karma, because the

1031
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 3: universe was the universe said no, you do not take

1032
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 3: your shoes.

1033
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: I got you.

1034
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 2: This white woman needs this. Meanwhile, I fell down the stairs.

1035
00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 2: The universe was like.

1036
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: Well, I mean you deserve itthday? Yeah, Oops let her

1037
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: fall down the stairs.

1038
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 3: Oops.

1039
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: Now wait, Sandy, I have a question, like, how do

1040
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 2: you talk to your kids like they're they're older now,

1041
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 2: but growing up, did you talk to them like they

1042
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: were already going to be adults, like they already understood?

1043
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 3: But I was trying to be a good listener, which

1044
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 3: I might not necessarily always had been a good listener,

1045
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 3: but I did respect them enough to talk to them

1046
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 3: in a way where I wanted them to be honest

1047
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 3: with me. And we were always really close, so they

1048
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 3: would always tell me a lot of stuff that I

1049
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,240
Speaker 3: don't think other mothers would hear from their.

1050
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: Kids, or what.

1051
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 3: Gets so small that I never wanted to know. Wait,

1052
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 3: somebody asked questions you want to answer, Sandy, how did

1053
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 3: you get a period talk?

1054
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that sex talk, you know, period first,

1055
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: because I.

1056
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 3: Don't think I ever had to. I think they do

1057
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 3: it at school. They were doing nine years old.

1058
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 2: At the period talk in school. I got the period

1059
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 2: talk at home and like, once you get that, you

1060
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 2: could have babies, and that was it. I've never gotten

1061
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:01,919
Speaker 2: a sex talk from my parents.

1062
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 3: I think the only sex talk I ever gave was

1063
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 3: to my kids was I'm not raising your children, so

1064
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 3: I don't want any like MTV like teenage girl pregnancy.

1065
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 3: But I didn't have to worry. They weren't. They just

1066
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 3: weren't those kind of kids.

1067
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: What the hell that mean?

1068
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 3: They were like when they were young, they were kind

1069
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 3: of ten. That means they weren't like like roused about

1070
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 3: and they weren't like I was.

1071
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: I guess I was roused about that.

1072
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 2: Roused about it because you didn't get to talk that

1073
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 2: your mother was not raising your teeth.

1074
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 3: When they went to college, all bets were off. But

1075
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 3: I didn't want to know about it.

1076
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 1: But you had the party.

1077
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 2: House your kids, like your kids talk to you about

1078
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 2: guys that they like or girls that they're dating. They

1079
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 2: come to you for like advice on things like that,

1080
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: like dating. Definitely made out with some money in front

1081
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 2: of the in front of the house.

1082
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah.

1083
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: People.

1084
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 2: Sandy was like she stayed up. She was sitting on

1085
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 2: the couch just like waiting for them to come home.

1086
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 3: They're pretty good. But once we had once I took

1087
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 3: our son down in Times Square for New Year's Eve,

1088
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 3: and I said to me, you don't care about your

1089
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 3: it's so stupid. It was so stupid. I said to

1090
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 3: the girls, they said, don't have a lot of people

1091
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 3: over you because I knew they were gonna have a party.

1092
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 3: I just knew it. And we get home at like

1093
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 3: one thirty and there is a dude peeing in my driveway,

1094
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 3: not even in the bathroom, flowers, like on the flowers.

1095
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 3: And my husband said, you know, you could use the

1096
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 3: bathroom and side and the guys we have three, got

1097
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 3: a few and the guys said school dude on fun

1098
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 3: like what so, yeah, they had some wild parties in

1099
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 3: our house.

1100
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: That's not wild.

1101
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 3: I don't know what was going on in the house.

1102
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 3: I just know what was I mean, who knows what

1103
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 3: was going on if.

1104
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,439
Speaker 1: They were cooking? No, wild is like they were having

1105
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: sex in your bed.

1106
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 3: They weren't.

1107
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: No, you don't know. Sanny. Have a voicemail from your daughter.

1108
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: She says, what do you call it? Like like that

1109
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: side that side bed side like a cot. No, not

1110
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: like a cot. It's like a day bed.

1111
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 3: David Divon in old school Divonne, that's right. Women used

1112
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 3: to have the smelling salts and they would like faint, faint,

1113
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 3: the fainting bed. The fainting bed. No, so, you know whatever,

1114
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 3: but they seem to be they went off to college,

1115
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 3: they all seem to do fine.

1116
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: So and your your daughter just got married recently, Yes.

1117
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 3: My daughter, thank god, onnes Day one of the twins

1118
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 3: got married.

1119
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: Is that pressure for the other twin.

1120
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,439
Speaker 3: No, she has a wonderful boyfriend that she lives with

1121
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 3: in La and she's cool.

1122
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: An't nobody gay, Sandy, No, I.

1123
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 3: Was kind of hoping. I was kind of hoping that

1124
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 3: my son would, but know, he's straight.

1125
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: Were kind of hoping that your kind of a little bit.

1126
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 3: When he was really little, he was so cute and

1127
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 3: my daughters used to dress him up like Britney Spears.

1128
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: That's what girls.

1129
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 3: He was so pretty. But no, he's totally straight. Oh,

1130
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 3: my kids straight.

1131
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 2: It's terrible mainstream, very mainstream, one in four five.

1132
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, well kids, Yeah, I know you'd.

1133
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: Have a gay baby.

1134
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, too late. I've already closed down that belt prose stream.

1135
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,959
Speaker 1: But you have where your baby. That's right, I'm gay.

1136
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're my perfect gay daughter.

1137
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, problematic work.

1138
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 2: Your daughter, you got dental honestly, weren't trying to get

1139
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 2: this root canal like tomorrow?

1140
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 3: Well you should meet. My husband is a dentist.

1141
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: He's a dentist work, but he do pro bono work.

1142
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: What's gonna go community?

1143
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 3: But they used to do pro bone work it anyway,

1144
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 3: but he doesn't do it anymore. But he would give

1145
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 3: you a very good deal.

1146
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 1: What the hell is the deal? The deal is zero yea.

1147
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: The dealer is bring me a coffee and I'll do

1148
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:37,720
Speaker 1: your teeth for free.

1149
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 3: He would definitely try to work with you.

1150
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 2: But well, I'm gonna have to get a tooth, so

1151
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 2: I'll give my I'll get my room, my root canal

1152
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 2: at n y U and then come to you want

1153
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 2: them just to give you a tooth like somebody else's.

1154
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 3: That's like sitting in a bin or refurbished tois No, No,

1155
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 3: he would build you a too.

1156
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: He told me a tooth. You got to pay for that, dude,

1157
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah much that I don't know.

1158
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 3: She don't she don't work work for him. But he

1159
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 3: would definitely make you a very you come up with

1160
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 3: a good dental plan for you.

1161
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 1: Okay, see you could.

1162
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 3: Pay it off really slowly. Shut up. That's exactly like

1163
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 3: a Laywaight Rainbow shops to.

1164
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,760
Speaker 1: Brand, yeah away shop.

1165
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 3: I used to love the Rainbow shop.

1166
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: Sydney loves Rainbow. Now, I was just there yesterday. I

1167
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: didn't have anything in myself. Love lovedy. You're not shopping

1168
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: at Rainbow.

1169
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,280
Speaker 3: I used to. I was once robbed in a Rainbow stop.

1170
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they were this rich pearls on you at

1171
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: the person on the arm. They were like, she got money.

1172
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,240
Speaker 1: You know, it was a lot bins in front of Rainbow.

1173
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: They were like definitely robbing her.

1174
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 3: Now, this is like thirty five years ago. I was broke.

1175
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 3: Now it was bad.

1176
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: I don't believe you're broke thirty five years ago. I

1177
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: don't believe.

1178
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I didn't start doing born thirty five years ago.

1179
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 3: Years ago, Sydney was only okay.

1180
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.

1181
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 3: Thirty five. You'll find out one day when you're thirty five.

1182
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: Now, Sydney, well, how does thirty five few?

1183
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1184
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 2: She was going to ask you. You just fell down

1185
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 2: the stairs.

1186
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: That's some thirty five ship. No, that's some young twenty.

1187
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 3: Now when she has If she were my agent she

1188
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 3: fell on the stairs, she would have broken her hips. Yes,

1189
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 3: she's still good. You're resilient.

1190
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been. I've been working out. I feel like

1191
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: your kids text you and call you all the time.

1192
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 3: They do, they do. They call me. Everyone either text

1193
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 3: or calls at least once a day. And my daughter

1194
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 3: will just send me a picture of a rash and say,

1195
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 3: what's this?

1196
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: Or you know you?

1197
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 3: We now do?

1198
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: I what? Sorry? You web hm d Now.

1199
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 3: Yes, I've always been I call myself the corner doctor

1200
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 3: shop that grow the pharmacy. You can send pictures of

1201
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 3: any rash and I will have an explanation.

1202
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: Sidney, go ahead and pull your picture.

1203
00:52:55,200 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 2: Whatever it is, I got it.

1204
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm gay and clean of rashes. No, I feel like

1205
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: that's a lie. So clean.

1206
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 3: No suspicious moldage, No, no, I have lit. That's a

1207
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 3: good one.

1208
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: That's standing the booms.

1209
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know all this stuff, but they also like

1210
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 3: they they'll ask me about like how to deal with

1211
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 3: bosses or you know, boyfriends or whatever.

1212
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,720
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll give us a mother if I if I okay,

1213
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 2: I what would you tell I'm having a doma with

1214
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 2: my boss. He's he's really on my he's really being mean. Yes,

1215
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: I'm late every day, but like my boss's business.

1216
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 3: Well, basically, I tell all of my kids that when

1217
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 3: I was you know, a young person starting out, I

1218
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 3: would jump. If they said jump, I'd say how high?

1219
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 3: You do whatever they tell you to do with a smile,

1220
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 3: and you pay your dues and you just eat it

1221
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 3: until you can't eat it anymore. And if it's a

1222
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 3: kind of career job that you really want to stay in,

1223
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 3: then just as we say, bend over and bear down

1224
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 3: the old expression have you heard that all expression said

1225
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 3: before road hard? Or the other expression I always say

1226
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 3: about hating your job. It's like I'd rather bathe an

1227
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 3: old person. That's the other expression. I'd rather bathe an

1228
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,760
Speaker 3: old person like you if your boss, if your boss

1229
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 3: tells you go do this, you think yourself, I'd rather

1230
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 3: bathe aan old person. It's just the image of you

1231
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 3: know what that means. You know, it's just not a

1232
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 3: fun thing. But anyway, I always tell my kids, you know,

1233
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 3: just suck it up because you have a job, and

1234
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 3: if it's a career you want, you just have to

1235
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 3: do it. Unless they're either doing something that's i mean,

1236
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 3: really harsh or like sexually predator style shit or whatever.

1237
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 3: But if it's just normal work, ship just.

1238
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: Well.

1239
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 3: My daughter works at Lighthouse Management out in La Talent

1240
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 3: Management and my son is working for a real estate

1241
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 3: hedge fund in Brooklyn, and my other daughter and then

1242
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 3: my my other daughter is a special ed school teacher

1243
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 3: at Stephen Gainer on the Upper West Side.

1244
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: Oh, you got some good kid.

1245
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,320
Speaker 3: She's got a sweet though. They're good kids, so anyway,

1246
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 3: But you know, but I'm also like, I just went

1247
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 3: to la last week to visit Kira, and you know,

1248
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,760
Speaker 3: we go. I've made her take me shopping for weed

1249
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 3: at the med med Store.

1250
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: Like so cool.

1251
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 3: That's you know, not a lot of moms. I just

1252
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 3: thought that would be fun. I wanted to have the

1253
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 3: adventure you.

1254
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 2: Smoke weed, Yeah, Sandy Blaze after the podcast you take Edibles? Yep,

1255
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 2: So your daughter took you to get some weed in

1256
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: l A and you're there just like it.

1257
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 3: Was so much fun. It was like going into the

1258
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 3: Apple store. Yeah, it was super fancy.

1259
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: When you have coins, it does feel like the half

1260
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: a dozen of those.

1261
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 3: Shiny organic they had, like gum drops and all kinds

1262
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:51,760
Speaker 3: of stuff.

1263
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, m should have brought you so fun.

1264
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 3: But the only thing was I was really nervous because

1265
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 3: I had to get it back to New York and

1266
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 3: I was afraid to bring all my drugs like some

1267
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 3: crime scene. I would be like accostant.

1268
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,919
Speaker 1: How much? How many? How much drugs did you at?

1269
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 3: So little?

1270
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: So little? Roller blunt?

1271
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 3: No a Dutch that's what husbands are for now.

1272
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 1: Your husband rolls the weed for you for.

1273
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 3: Himself too, Yeah he does.

1274
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 1: He used Dutch masters rolling papers. He's like gold foil

1275
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,760
Speaker 1: rolling papers. Oh yeah he does anyway.

1276
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 3: But we had fun. It was great and uh when

1277
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 3: we went to see I took my daughter and I

1278
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 3: went to see Beyonce when we were in.

1279
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: L A, which is bullshit because you know us, we should.

1280
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 3: Have been there too, so good.

1281
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:37,839
Speaker 1: How much were the tickets too much?

1282
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 2: But she said she was in the front row. She

1283
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 2: said she could see Beyonce's laby. There's no thanks for spanks.

1284
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 3: No, no, it wasn't expensive because my daughter knows people

1285
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 3: being She got hooked up.

1286
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 1: She got hooked city.

1287
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 2: We got we got to quit this comedy making some money.

1288
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 2: You got all these connection.

1289
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 3: Well, you'll have to go see my husband and get

1290
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 3: your tooth.

1291
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to fix this. Get your tooth, get in

1292
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,399
Speaker 1: good with the fair we.

1293
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 3: Have that you have, you know evidence, because I'm recording this,

1294
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 3: I'm telling you I'll be there for Hanukkah, don't Yeah, yeah,

1295
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 3: you'll come.

1296
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 2: Can you tooth be one of my gifts?

1297
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 3: In other words, we're going to be your tooth fair?

1298
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1299
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't put a little bit of CBD oil on

1300
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 2: that fucking tooth.

1301
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel like I want to go back to

1302
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: on the run you went.

1303
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 2: So, what's the craziest thing that you've done with your

1304
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 2: kids or something that's normal to you?

1305
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: But people are like, wait, what, like other people can't.

1306
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 3: Well, I think every day that's where it happens, because

1307
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 3: I really do feel like they Like when my kids

1308
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 3: go out at night when they're all in town together

1309
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 3: at the same time, they'll call me and ask me

1310
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 3: to meet them at a bar, which I don't do

1311
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 3: because it's just hard, it's late, I'm tired, But they

1312
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 3: axsume that I want to go meet them in some

1313
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 3: are at you.

1314
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 2: Know, let me how cool you are standing that they're like,

1315
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 2: my mom mad to be here right now. You never

1316
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 2: call mom and be like, I'm at a bar until

1317
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 2: I want you to come join me.

1318
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 3: Did they do that?

1319
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 2: Not even in the daytime, the nighttime especially, no, Oh

1320
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 2: my god.

1321
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, So you know, I think it's just like a

1322
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 3: general vibe that they they don't think. I mean, I'm

1323
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,959
Speaker 3: certainly not their friend. I am their mother, but I'm

1324
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 3: the kind of mom, the cool mom. I'm the kind

1325
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 3: of mom where they don't feel like they have to

1326
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 3: hide ship for me, and they think I will enjoy

1327
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 3: whatever is they're enjoying.

1328
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: Which when you go out, what's your drink? What are

1329
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 1: you drinking at the bar?

1330
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 3: Tequila and lime juice?

1331
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: Oh you get letty, you got coming, it's coming to

1332
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: pick you up. If you got tequila, I like to killo.

1333
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: Tequila makes me aggressive. Doesn't make you aggressive, It.

1334
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 3: Just makes me away.

1335
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. It gives you energy.

1336
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 3: It gives you a lot of energy. Yeah, it's like

1337
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 3: a good healthy alcohol.

1338
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: And I did it.

1339
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 3: It's very healthy alcohol.

1340
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 2: I did a tequila on the Run tour as well

1341
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 2: back in the day, and let me tell you, I

1342
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 2: had all the energy.

1343
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: I never want to sleep. That's doing coke. But whatever,

1344
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: you know, you combo.

1345
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, so I'm not like I don't feel inhibited

1346
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 3: around my kids to drink with them or do whatever.

1347
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 3: You know, we have fun. So oh we also this

1348
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 3: is so obnoxious, but we're kind of the same size

1349
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 3: so my kids will give me their clothes if they

1350
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 3: think there's.

1351
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 2: No way wearing crap tops, in wearing crop tops, but

1352
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 2: Mandy's white pants, little J brand jeans or whatever.

1353
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sandy, you are cute. You're the cutest, You're sweet.

1354
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 3: You're definitely like I'm embarrassing. Now you think I'm some

1355
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 3: like rich bitch, but I'm not.

1356
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 2: But we always thought that went to your place. Okay,

1357
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 2: I saw your floors.

1358
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: I know that you're doing.

1359
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 2: Well, and I've seen them Chanel boots on your feet

1360
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 2: at a comedy show. I said she weren't Chanell for

1361
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 2: comedy's she's a Rockefeller.

1362
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1363
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 2: Also, I was in your car. I feel like you

1364
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 2: dropped me off at the train.

1365
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: Sandy, you're a rough child.

1366
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 3: Well, now I drive an electric car because I'm trying

1367
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 3: to help the environment.

1368
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 2: No, no, no, because you can afford the electric car to

1369
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 2: care about the electric it's electric. So, Sandy, was like

1370
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:17,919
Speaker 2: five tips that you would give to like moms out there.

1371
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: It was a huge number.

1372
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, back all right. So one the most basic,

1373
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 3: love your children all the time, no matter what, no

1374
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 3: matter what, no matter what. You want them to feel

1375
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 3: safe so they can actually tell you ship that they

1376
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 3: don't think you're going to be comfortable with.

1377
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm not telling my mom.

1378
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 3: So love them all the time too, you don't spoil them,

1379
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 3: meaning that they have to understand that there's value in money. Money.

1380
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 3: I hold money is something very important and if you

1381
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 3: want it, you better work for it.

1382
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: So I had to.

1383
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 3: I help them, but not so much that they could relax.

1384
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 3: I also got them out of the house after college

1385
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 3: because I didn't want to do their laundry. Not interested.

1386
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: Get out, take your skid marks and go.

1387
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 3: And I really think it's super important that my children

1388
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 3: as siblings be really kind and good to each other

1389
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 3: because I had a sibling who died when I was young,

1390
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 3: so I'm an only child and they're so fucking lucky

1391
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 3: to have each other. So I want the three of

1392
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 3: them to love and support each other all the time,

1393
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 3: and be really good to their bonus dad, which they are.

1394
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 3: They love him so well.

1395
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 1: They've been with his dad for most of their lives, yeah,

1396
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: twenty years.

1397
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 3: And just be honest people that I can respect. And

1398
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 3: I always tell them, don't do anything that you don't

1399
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 3: want to appear on the first page of the daily news.

1400
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 3: Nothing good happens after two in the morning. Nothing nothing.

1401
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 1: Glove morning. So my best friends are from after two.

1402
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 2: So your kids have never done anything crazy, Like they've

1403
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 2: never gotten arrested?

1404
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, actually all the time.

1405
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1406
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 3: Well, one of my kids was arrested because she had

1407
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 3: a chalk license. They were arresting people for them, Yes,

1408
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 3: they and they it was a racket. They go around

1409
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 3: these like small towns and if they find you have

1410
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 3: a fake ID. Oh they were bored, they send you.

1411
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 3: They they put her in jail. I had to go

1412
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 3: pick her up. They took out her shoelaces out of

1413
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 3: her shoes. I swear she was crying like she had

1414
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 3: like Tammy fay Baker at them. Her eyes were all

1415
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 3: running and the poor kid was like traumatized. How to

1416
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 3: hire a lawyer to get her? She had to do

1417
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 3: community service, Like I don't know, like one hundred old?

1418
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: Was she when her license was drock like nineteen or

1419
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: twenty instead? Oh she was.

1420
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 3: She wasn't even in a liquor store. She was in

1421
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 3: Dunkin Donuts?

1422
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 1: What yes? Why was she putting out her ideas.

1423
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 3: Because next door was a liquor store where her friend.

1424
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: Was tell the truth?

1425
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 2: Like shock, like an Irish coffee.

1426
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 3: So her friend was next door buying probably wine or

1427
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 3: booze or whatever. And then the cop said are you

1428
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 3: here with friends? And her friend gave her up and said,

1429
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 3: they're next door bitches, bitches.

1430
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 2: So and then the bitches who drink Bailey's. I'd be like,

1431
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't know you. I'm using here to

1432
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 2: get donuts for my mom. She's outside.

1433
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 3: And then my son got picked up once.

1434
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: For two arrests.

1435
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 3: Yes, but he no his was that his was mild.

1436
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 3: I don't think we had to go to court. But

1437
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 3: I think he had join in his pocket. Oh and

1438
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 3: they had Oh, I had joined his pocket and they

1439
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 3: had like a case of beer in the backseat of

1440
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 3: the car nothing not open, open but not open. But anyways,

1441
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 3: keg in the car and cocaine in his pocket. So

1442
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 3: two police records out of three, but not all three,

1443
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 3: just two out of three.

1444
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: Not bad.

1445
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 2: I mean, that's mostly your kids, that's all of your kids.

1446
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 1: Because the twins is one, yes, so one had a

1447
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: chunk idea, you.

1448
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 2: Know, the other one was using the same You have

1449
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 2: other identical twins of course they were.

1450
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 3: So yeah, so but it still doesn't what you say your.

1451
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 1: Kids get arrested and you're like, this is bullshit? Or

1452
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: are you like this is what you get for doing

1453
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,640
Speaker 1: what you like you did something wrong?

1454
01:03:55,120 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 3: No, because it's bullshit, bullshits just like it was bullshit.

1455
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 3: It was like, first of all, she was in Duncan

1456
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 3: fucking donuts or she told her she wasn't dunt It

1457
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 3: was bullshit. It was like after nine to eleven, they

1458
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 3: were very careful about everybody's idea. It's like such bullshit.

1459
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 2: Now.

1460
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 3: No, I never for a minute thought that it was bad.

1461
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 3: I would have done the same thing when I was young. Shit,

1462
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 3: I did worse, probably, I don't know.

1463
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 1: Well we got a couple, We got a couple of Ministela.

1464
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 2: Is the worst thing that you've ever done for the listeners,

1465
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 2: you know, people listening in Botswana.

1466
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 3: Well, actually I do have a new habit which is

1467
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 3: really bad, which I shouldn't tell. But I have this

1468
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 3: thing to say allegedly, well, okay, allegedly, when I go

1469
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 3: into grocery stores, I'm very annoyed that they don't have

1470
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 3: checkout girls that you have to scan it yourself.

1471
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 1: So you'd be stealing. Oh we all take from that

1472
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: self checkout bitch. Tay dumb. Why would you let me.

1473
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 3: I've been making check out myself, like this.

1474
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 1: Is a this is more bananas, It's just like juice.

1475
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 3: But I do no, I do things that seem really reckless,

1476
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 3: like I'll I'll say something's not organic, like the fruits,

1477
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 3: but you know, twice the price. Or I'll steal like

1478
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 3: the most expensive small thing, like a little liquid thing

1479
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 3: of vanilla or something. And I feel like Bonnie and

1480
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 3: fucking Clyde when I walk out of the store.

1481
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: So she's like, we got a one on a writer

1482
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: right here.

1483
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, no small time crime, but there's something bad that I, like,

1484
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 3: I don't know, gives me power. I'm taking the power

1485
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 3: back from the man. If they can't afford to have

1486
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 3: check out cashiers, then they can't afford to lose. They're

1487
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 3: gonna have to some organic apples. You're gonna have to lose.

1488
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 2: I'm getting an extra allegedly, and allegedly. I don't feel anymore.

1489
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm a Christian now I still steal Sanny.

1490
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being This has been fantastic.

1491
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 1: We had such a blast.

1492
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 3: I hope I hope I didn't seem like a real asshole.

1493
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 2: What do you mean we want assholes on the assholes,

1494
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 2: don't worry about don't worry about speaking yourself.

1495
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 3: Well, I do love you both, And if you could

1496
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 3: come live with me, I would say, come live with me.

1497
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 1: I mean you won't give us car? Yeah, I mean

1498
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 1: a cab to your house is a lot.

1499
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,640
Speaker 2: So I first got to have like one hundred dollars

1500
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 2: just to get to Scarsdale.

1501
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 1: But once I get there, actually.

1502
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 3: North, yes, Metro North.

1503
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,360
Speaker 1: I know you don't have some proper snacks.

1504
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have snacks.

1505
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 1: You gonna have crushed ice for me.

1506
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 2: So like crushed and then also cube cue options.

1507
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 1: You know she got the ice that comes out the

1508
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 1: fridge door. No, no, no, no, she's old school for me.

1509
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,920
Speaker 1: You don't have sandy. You're doing man? You got a

1510
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: regular fridge.

1511
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have an ice bin. But if they don't

1512
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 3: crush them, they just cube them up, cube them up.

1513
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's let's schedule some time to hang out.

1514
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 2: Let's grab a drink or you know, at a time.

1515
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 2: I'm a cool mom, I know you're a cool We'll

1516
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 2: go as soon as med met opens in New York,

1517
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:48,480
Speaker 2: will go.

1518
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?

1519
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 3: That's the place you go to? Place to meet the

1520
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 3: tenders to buy your weed. It's gonna open in New

1521
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 3: York as soon as it gets legal.

1522
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 2: Okay, how big Sandy's ring is on her finger? Let

1523
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 2: me see that's like that's reality storm.

1524
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:02,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my eye is just blind.

1525
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 2: If you were if there was real Housewives of Scarsdale,

1526
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 2: you'd be like the wife that like threw a glass

1527
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 2: in somebody's face.

1528
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: Drink is someone's face.

1529
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 3: Now I'm the one. I'm the be the one keeper.

1530
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 2: Sandy, You're the one flipping tables over like Teresa Judice,

1531
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 2: the fun one.

1532
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 1: The one with like a glass of peanut.

1533
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 3: Like, what are you guys yelling about? I want to

1534
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 3: be that one who's the royal what's your name? The

1535
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 3: the countess Loot, the countess I want to be you want.

1536
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 2: To be her?

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01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: She did? I mean, none of them, all the cool ones.

1538
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 1: I guess.

1539
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 3: I guess I want to be like Bethany then so

1540
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 3: I could own my own skinny tequila company. That would

1541
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,520
Speaker 3: be the look, that would be, that would be the look.

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01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:46,720
Speaker 2: I go.

1543
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 3: She has good toned arms.

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01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah she's toned. I mean she's miserable

1545
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 1: as a person, but yeah she's Yeah, she's rich. She's rich.

1546
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:56,760
Speaker 1: You're allowed to be rich and sad.

1547
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,200
Speaker 3: But you know what, there are a lot of very

1548
01:07:58,280 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 3: unhappy rich people.

1549
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: You would know, you would know what you know. Sydney

1550
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 1: and I are like flogging up the window with our

1551
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 1: poor boys.

1552
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,280
Speaker 2: A lot of fucked up rich people, a lot of

1553
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 2: fucked up poor people.

1554
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 3: Do well.

1555
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 1: Tell people listening where they can catch more of your

1556
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:17,839
Speaker 1: cool mom ness.

1557
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:21,559
Speaker 3: Well, my website is Sandy J Marx, M A, r X,

1558
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 3: S A and D I with a smile. Sign over

1559
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:27,679
Speaker 3: at J Marx dot com and listen all my gigs.

1560
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 3: I'll be at the I don't know how when this airs,

1561
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 3: but I'm on the I'm on the Ladies. Uh what

1562
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:35,040
Speaker 3: is it called?

1563
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 1: She Makes Me?

1564
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 3: She Makes Me Laugh Festival next week at the Pit.

1565
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 3: I'll be all over town houring myself. Oh and I'm

1566
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 3: mostly the subject of a documentary. Yeah, so who knows

1567
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:49,920
Speaker 3: when they will get released? Is still being edited. But

1568
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:53,519
Speaker 3: where's gonna be what platform? Well, he's going to submit

1569
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 3: it to all the festivals. It's a short doc and yeah,

1570
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 3: it might turn out to be like a very bad story.

1571
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: I know.

1572
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,639
Speaker 3: Well hope, I'm hoping. I'm hoping it doesn't come out

1573
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 3: like the Jinx or something incredible.

1574
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:14,200
Speaker 2: Sandy murdering. Yes, well, thank you so much for being here.

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01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,439
Speaker 2: You are my second favorite mom.

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01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. We love you so thank you and thanks for

1577
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 1: our gifts.

1578
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Speaker 2: Hello yeah oh yes, and everybody, make sure you like,

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1580
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1582
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:35,719
Speaker 2: Comedy Festival on November fifth, hosting it here in forclin

1583
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Speaker 2: So come to that seven pm.

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01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:45,759
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