1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting into the laundry game. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 1: Instead of Snuggle the fabric softener Bear, it's the fabric 3 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: softener beer called Snuggle SuDS Whim. I imagine it's beer 4 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: scented fabric softener. You imagine going into your next job 5 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: interview wreaking of confidence and nicolob ultra. You're getting hired. 6 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 7 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: we've got a laser because other Budweiser boxer breefs just don't. 9 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of the Midwest. A 10 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: huge swath of the country just got nailed by snow 11 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: and ice. Yeah, and when that happens, it's always nice 12 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: to see stories about people helping people. I honestly renews 13 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: my face serious. Well, this isn't one of them. Because 14 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: a thirty two year old man in Saint Louis named 15 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: Parker Colston got his car stuck in the no while 16 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: trying to get into a parking garage. Luckily, another guy 17 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 1: in an suv showed up and helped him get out. 18 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: But things took an unexpected turn right after that when 19 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: the same guy who helped free Parker's car pulled a 20 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: gun and then demanded his keys, so he just helped 21 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 1: him out so that he could steal the car more easily, 22 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,039 Speaker 1: which is smart because he's not gonna rob him when 23 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: it's stuck in the that Parker was confused at the 24 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: start until the man yelled, don't you get it, I'm 25 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: robbing you. Parker gave up his car keys, then he 26 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: called the cops while watching the man run off, too scared, 27 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: he did want to end up in another ditch of 28 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: snow chains on. Turned out the jerk who robbed him 29 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: never actually took the car. It was still in the 30 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: garage when cops arrived. Apparently he only wanted the keys. 31 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 1: He's he's like one of those guys that has a 32 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: Ferrari jacket, but without a Ferrari. Yeah, yeah, jacket's only 33 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 1: a couple of the cops aren't sure, but they're still 34 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: trying to track that guy down. Wow. Look, this next 35 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: Lazer story is out of the UK. There's a town 36 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: in Nottinghamshire, England that's grappling with a bizarre mystery. Someone 37 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: is leaving plates of peeled bananas at a street corner 38 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: and they've been appearing there every month for over a year. 39 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 1: Might have peeled make it more strange, Yeah, even stranger. 40 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 1: They usually show up on the second of every month. 41 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 1: You know when why My son will fully peel a 42 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: banana before he eats it, and I think it's the 43 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: strangest thing ever. I'm like, just peel it halfway down 44 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: as a handle. This doesn't make sense. You're skin to 45 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: touch the nack. Yes, locals can't figure it out. Something 46 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: The peeledas could be intended for wildlife. Some think it 47 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: could be some kind of religious offering because there is 48 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 1: a church right across the street, but most people don't 49 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,239 Speaker 1: have a clue. Yeah, I pray to the banana God. 50 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: You don't. I don't know if that's a euphemism, but don't. Finally, 51 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: one old lady put up a sign that said, please, respectfully, 52 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: no more bananas. The uncollected plates are and rotting fruit 53 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: leaves such a mess. Yeah yeah, but later that day 54 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: the woman decided to take the sign down, saying, quote, 55 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 1: I really don't want to start a feud. Maybe it's 56 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: a special thing for someone and I wish them well. 57 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: Retracted her banana. Shamail I like this, She went back 58 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: into her house and thought about it. That was rude. Yeah, 59 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: it's unclear if any officials are actually looking into this 60 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: or if any detectives are on the case. But if 61 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: you really wanted to get to the bottom of it, 62 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: some online have suggested to set up cameras, and the 63 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: towns focus said they're considering it, but they'd hate to 64 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 1: violate that part person's privacy. What else would they talk 65 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: about in that town Nottinghamshire, England. Wow. His next laser 66 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: story is out of the cell Block Cafe. A forty 67 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 1: three year old inmate in Georgia named Kenneth Gibbs was 68 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: being checked into prison, but before they could let him in, 69 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: he had to be checked out. I don't think anybody 70 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: says that right. People when they're getting you know, you 71 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: have to be examined before they So the initial search 72 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: looked fine. Kenneth was clean, didn't seem like he had 73 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: anything on him, and that's when one guard noticed that 74 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: there was some extra junk in Kenneth's trunk. Oh ja, dag, 75 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: my guy got a bunch of back back there. He's 76 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,719 Speaker 1: a big bag. Well pond closer examination, Kenneth had two 77 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: vape canisters four syringes, one vape cartridge, three batteries, one 78 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:55,599 Speaker 1: cigarette lighter, and multiple grams of marijuana all inside of him. 79 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my goodness. I love that he 80 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: play on the battery for when what I'm thinking ahead 81 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: this is amazing. He's like, I gotta get the D 82 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: battery and I thought that was gonna end with Anna partrage. 83 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 1: But because of everything deputies found, Kenneth is facing multiple 84 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: charges and he could be looking at even more jail time. 85 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,159 Speaker 1: Oh no, I just can't imagine how awkward it is 86 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,840 Speaker 1: for the person that has to take all that stuff out. 87 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 1: There's more. Does he still go like that? I don't 88 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,719 Speaker 1: know where he probably says, I forgot about that one. Afterwards, 89 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,799 Speaker 1: a spokesperson for the prison was quoted as saying everyone 90 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 1: has heard about someone trying to hide drugs or contraband 91 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,719 Speaker 1: up their backside, but this guy treated his secret spot 92 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: like a three car garage. There must be like a 93 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,359 Speaker 1: Guinness World record for this, right, Does Guinness keep a 94 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: record on that? I think you could take a video 95 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 1: in order to be certified with Guineas and I don't 96 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: think like a witness there too. Yeah, yeah, imagine them 97 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: counting down all right, ones, going in, ten, going in 98 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: the Guinness. You're gonna await our video submission. We're gonna 99 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: make it into that book. Someone Do I feel like 100 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,440 Speaker 1: Jeff could do it? You could beat that guy. His 101 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: next laser story is out of New Year, New y. 102 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: In a new survey, Americans were asked to rate last 103 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 1: year on a scale of one to ten, with ten 104 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: being incredible, one being basically a horror movie, and overall, 105 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: the average answer came in at six point one. Pretty 106 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: mid year. Yeah. Fourteen percent of the pollsters gave it 107 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 1: either a nine or a ten, and twenty three percent 108 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: gave it less than a five, including five percent who 109 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: gave it a one, the lowest possible score. From there, 110 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: when asked what made it so memorable, the most popular 111 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 1: answer was reconnecting with old friends and family members. That 112 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 1: or the Hawk to a girl, That hawk, dude, I 113 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: like it. Yeah to ten. She was followed by creative 114 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 1: and personal growth. Serious, I thought that was a joke 115 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 1: about the hot Ta. She was really, No, it was 116 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: a joke, I was continued, Yeah, the joke continues, but no, really. 117 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 1: It was followed by creative and personal growth and getting 118 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: a new pet. I still need to do that. In 119 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,760 Speaker 1: a previous poll, most people said that they expect life 120 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:31,600 Speaker 1: in America to be a five throughout the next decade. Yeah, 121 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: that's actually more it's more optimistic than I would have thought. 122 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 1: Hope here guys, although forty one percent are hopeful that 123 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 1: their life will be better this upcoming year. Okay, And 124 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: as for this guy, he's hopeful, hopeful that he's going 125 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: to find his shell someday because he lost it on 126 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 1: New Year's after drinking too many Manhattans. That's right, you 127 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 1: know how that goes. And that's how means Laser Stories 128 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do 129 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: it again, same time on Friday.