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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 2: Hello, my friend Karen.

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Speaker 1: Hello Chris. What's going down?

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Speaker 3: Oh god, I've done so much today. Let's see, it's

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Speaker 3: kind of overcast. I watched a video of octopus that

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Speaker 3: I know they have eight arms and they just I mean,

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Speaker 1: Chance to watch the Netflix show My Octopus Teacher, which

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Speaker 1: What's really good is that in that video you were

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Speaker 3: It's a fish that's just coming to say hi slowly

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Speaker 4: Hi.

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Speaker 2: So many college how's that college going is?

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Speaker 1: How are the colleges these days in this woke environment?

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Speaker 4: Oh man, these kids and they're canceled culture?

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Speaker 2: Am I right?

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Speaker 4: Get off every stage? They keep having me back?

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Speaker 1: How are you? We've never I don't think we've met

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Speaker 3: You started writing jokes when you're sixteen. That's so amazing

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Speaker 4: Oh god, they were so bad. I'm like so grateful.

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Speaker 4: Yes, there's a club in New York that I played

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to do.

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Speaker 3: Drink up you guys drinking. You're supposed to mention it

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Speaker 1: How many people here are alcoholics? Improve it? Improve it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, nothing related to any of this. I I okay.

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Speaker 4: if you don't know about actuary. They have these like

443
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 4: licensing exams you have to take, and these these these

444
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 4: books to study for them are like like eight inches thick,

445
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,199
Speaker 4: hundreds of it. He was crazy to.

446
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 2: Comedy shows in a backpack.

447
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know any of the exams because I

448
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 4: didn't research what I was dedicating my life to because

449
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 4: I'm stupid. And I got that book and I saw

450
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 4: what I had to do and realized it hit me

451
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 4: for the first time after I'd already changed once and

452
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 4: I had like my first full blown panic attack, and

453
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 4: then I realized that's what I had been having on stage,

454
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 4: like slightly from.

455
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 1: This familiar I was like, I couldn't.

456
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 4: Feel my hands and I couldn't breathe. I was like,

457
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 4: oh my god, That's what happens when I'm on stage.

458
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,400
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, is that panic?

459
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 3: So is that like taking statistic like social statistics and

460
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 3: the like you I don't know where that nactuary is.

461
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 4: It's like you, uh, financially model risk, I think is

462
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 4: like the official definition. So and then you can work

463
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 4: for a property and casualty or you can work for

464
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 4: life or insurance and then you can like there's a

465
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 4: lot of things you can do with it, so for it.

466
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, So just the worst I did.

467
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 3: That was the one thing in college though that because

468
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 3: I unlike you did not excel in math, but that

469
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 3: was the statistics class was one I had. I was

470
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 3: failing and I was trying and I still was getting

471
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 3: an a F even though I was putting so much

472
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 3: effort into it.

473
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 2: And I thought, okay, I'm not I.

474
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 3: Can't remember what job that leads to. But we also

475
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 3: had a graphic calculator.

476
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Speaker 4: It's funny because like my friend who is like actually

477
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 4: dedicated to being an actuary and was still chill with me.

478
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 4: He was like, you know, the other actuaries hate you,

479
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 4: and I was like, y'all hang out and he was

480
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 4: like yeah, He's like, you don't find any of the

481
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 4: work and you're doing great and they know you don't care.

482
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 4: They hate your guts.

483
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 2: I wass.

484
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 1: So wait, did you get your degree in that?

485
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 4: I did? I almost dropped out, but then a comic

486
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 4: in New York was like, you have one more semester

487
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 4: finished your I was.

488
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 1: Like okay, well yeah, and that comic was Russell Peters.

489
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 2: Have you use Does he know that you?

490
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 1: No?

491
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 4: I mean it's like weird, we keep like missing each other,

492
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 4: but hopefully one day.

493
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

494
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 3: There is that is someone that I have never seen

495
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 3: someone kill a room so hard.

496
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 2: I've just seen him like at the ice house.

497
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: Har He's very yeah, crushes.

498
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 3: Crushes so god. He does not have a plan. B.

499
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 3: It's just a crush.

500
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: So did you ever work? Did you try to get

501
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: a job with that degree while you were doing comedy? Like?

502
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So here's what happened. I wanted the job

503
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 4: so somebody would pay me and move to New York.

504
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 4: That was a whole goal, and they did. They New

505
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 4: York Life hired me, which was a mistake. I think

506
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 4: when I was turning there over the summer, I convinced

507
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 4: another intern to hide behind a door because the third

508
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 4: person was like late for the meeting, and we jumped

509
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 4: out and it wasn't the third intern, it was the

510
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 4: hiring manager coming.

511
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: To check.

512
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,959
Speaker 4: I to this day, I just remember her blonder flying

513
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 4: in the darkness and her clipboard going across the room,

514
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 4: and I was like, that should have been your first

515
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 4: morning sign not to hire me. But I did. They

516
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 4: hired me. And the thing is they when you initially

517
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 4: because there are so many licensing seeing exams, it takes

518
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,439
Speaker 4: years to become fully licensed, so they give you paid

519
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 4: time off to study. So I was just doing open

520
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 4: mics and sleeping until three pm. So I took the

521
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 4: job and I did the job. I was fine, but

522
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 4: I knew I was going to fail that exam, and

523
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 4: fail it hard because I hadn't even opened the book

524
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 4: and I was such a good two shoes. All my

525
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 4: coworkers were like, yet people fail all the time. They

526
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 4: just move you to a different part of the company,

527
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 4: don't worry. And I just couldn't accept failing, so I quit,

528
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 4: which was dumb because I didn't read my contract and

529
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 4: I had to give back my signing bonus. You have

530
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 4: a stating. I was literally walking down the streets in

531
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 4: New York and I just started crying because I was

532
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 4: like so young, I didn't understand money or like what

533
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 4: I was doing. And then I just remember this toddler

534
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 4: who like started to walk over to me, and then

535
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 4: his dad grabbed the kids on me. He's like, oh no, no, no, honey,

536
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 4: we don't go near that.

537
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: No brain, no actuarial breakdowns. He cannot handle what she

538
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: is going through right now.

539
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 2: It's a lesson every toddler must learn.

540
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: So are you the kind of person that you can, like,

541
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: if someone's like, what's the tip on this bill? You

542
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: just know it immediately, Like math is just very natural

543
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: for you.

544
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 4: It used to be. I think my brain's atrophied, like genuinely.

545
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 4: After I like got out of actuarial math. In that program,

546
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 4: I like never look at it again because I had

547
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 4: zero passion for it. I didn't want anything to do

548
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 4: with it. Yeah, I just thought I needed a backup.

549
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 4: I mean, like I wish, I wish I had parents

550
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 4: who had been just like a little bit supportive, because

551
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 4: like I would have like studied writing or acting or

552
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 4: something that I actually like had to go back and

553
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 4: learn on my own later instead of like a skill

554
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 4: set that I never used. But my mom my whole

555
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 4: my mom's whole thing was I was going to be

556
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 4: a homeless prostitute if I didn't go and like be

557
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 4: an engineer. So I was like, oh, I have to

558
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 4: have a backup thing. So I was like, oh, that'll

559
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 4: be my thing. And then of course it was just

560
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 4: completely utterly useless.

561
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: It's so specific. I mean, we have our family friends.

562
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: It's my sister's best friend, her husband's family is Sri Lankan,

563
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: and my niece, when she was like four years old,

564
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: kept telling people she wanted to be a cheerleader when

565
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: she grew up like that, it so people be like,

566
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: what do you want to be? And she be like

567
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: a cheerleader. And Robin's mom push But when Nora said

568
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: that to her, she goes, don't be a cheerleader, be

569
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: a doctor. She was four years old. I was like, oh,

570
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: I get it, I get this intensity. I understand. So cute,

571
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: Oh so cute.

572
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 2: I hope she became a cheerleader. I do.

573
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: She's only a sophomore now, so she still has you know,

574
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: all that all that's still in front of her. But

575
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: we used to laugh so hard where it's like, really,

576
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: she's four years old, you're not just going to kind

577
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: of play along with this plan. But Pushbo was very

578
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: afraid that she was taking that seriously and it's like,

579
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: I need to get this out of your system now.

580
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: It's don't no one wants you to do this.

581
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 4: My mom really almost pulled me out of the Girl

582
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 4: Scouts when I was little because they went around the

583
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 4: circle and they asked everybody what they wanted to be

584
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 4: when they were older. And apparently I don't remember any

585
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 4: of this, but she said, like six of the girls

586
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 4: in a row, said Mom, and she was like, I

587
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 4: gotta get her out of here.

588
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: He's like, nope, this is not a lot with the

589
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: plan we have for our.

590
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 4: Daughter, which is so funny because now I don't want kids,

591
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 4: and she's like, oh shit.

592
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, You're like, but do you want to be a

593
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: girl scout because you could go back?

594
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 4: Do you like selling cookies?

595
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: Now?

596
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 3: Sometimes on IMDb, like for a while, it said I

597
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 3: was in some cartoon called Oh I don't even remember

598
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 3: what it was called, but it was like a Pixar movie,

599
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 3: and I just agreed because it was on IMDb.

600
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 2: But were you really in on General Hospital? Yeah?

601
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: I was?

602
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 2: How did I mean?

603
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 4: I just augitioned for him like a couple times. And

604
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 4: it was funny because my mom grew up like I

605
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 4: grew up with her watching General Hospital and then to

606
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 4: like randomly get like I just played a nanny and

607
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 4: it was so General Hospital because they only gave me.

608
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 4: I only saw like a page and a half. And

609
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,479
Speaker 4: in that page and a half, somebody was in an

610
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 4: undersea diving accident and I hang inded somebody a baby

611
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 4: and then it turns out the baby the father wasn't

612
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 4: the actual father, like when it was Chaos Wild.

613
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: And that could have been any script that season there is. Yeah.

614
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 3: Amnetia Pete Lee is a comic that's doing well right

615
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 3: now and he was on maybe I don't know if

616
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 3: it's general, he was on a on a soap opera.

617
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 3: I just always thought, oh my, so interesting because they're

618
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 3: so dramatic.

619
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: I know, also those weird the ways where and I

620
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: know it's like the joke everyone does, but the way

621
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: you have to hold you say a line, then you

622
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: have to hold your position until they like basically fade

623
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: out to commercial. But it's so unrealistic where it's like, yes,

624
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: I don't love you anymore, and then everyone stands there

625
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: for eight seconds before they actually cut away. It's so

626
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: stressful to me where I'm like, how are these people?

627
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: You just stare off, I guess, and like clear your brain.

628
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 4: It's intimidating. That set works like machine because they've been

629
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 4: there for so long. I got lost on set twice.

630
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 4: Uh and I I've never held a baby before, not really,

631
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 4: and they gave me like a live baby, so I

632
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 4: was terrified. I was like I cannot drop this thing.

633
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 4: And then there were motion cues where like I was like,

634
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 4: did he really say go? And then at one point

635
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 4: a camera dude just pushed my shoulder and was.

636
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: Like carrying this baby.

637
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 4: I was like, this is a nightmare and because it

638
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 4: moved so fast, It's not like any other set I've

639
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 4: ever been on. It was so crazy.

640
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they have to like they have to get

641
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: that whole I bet you they shoot multiple episodes in

642
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: a day. Oh sure, yeah when I think this was

643
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: this year.

644
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 2: Oh wow, so there.

645
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 3: It wasn't COVID times because that was the only productions

646
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 3: that were still going. And mid quarantine soap operas were

647
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 3: so funny because they if there was a love scene

648
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 3: or any interaction, they actually had that real life person's

649
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 3: husband on at and so they'd they'd be talking from

650
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 3: across the room on this couch and then all of

651
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 3: a sudden, hairy arm like someone else's arm that didn't

652
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 3: match the actor would embrace. It was so interesting how

653
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 3: they shot it. It it Uh, it made me laugh

654
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 3: when I watched.

655
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 4: No, it was post COVID. I mean we still did

656
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 4: like triple testing and sure because the baby was so young.

657
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 3: But yeah, it was like, yeah, what you don't push

658
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 3: someone holding the baby that camera guy.

659
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 4: I watched so many YouTube videos on different baby holds.

660
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 4: I was so.

661
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: Worried just cramming for that for that exam, that the

662
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: exam of holding a baby the next day, and that

663
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: was in New York General Hospital shoots in New York

664
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: or was it out here?

665
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 4: It was in La.

666
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: It was in La. We just watched the movie Soap Dish.

667
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody watched has seen that movie.

668
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: It's so good if you haven't seen in it, it's

669
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: really hilarious, like it holds up. But they shoot in

670
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: the in the movie, they're shooting in New York. So

671
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, that was in New York.

672
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 2: Because I just watched that movie.

673
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

674
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 3: I always thought there was one way to hold a baby,

675
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 3: the classic hand behind the head.

676
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 2: But I don't know either. I don't know. I didn't

677
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 2: know that.

678
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: You're a baby different if you're using that baby as

679
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: eventual Loku was dummy, that's the right way that actually works.

680
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, my baby is gonna have a Horsey voice and

681
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 3: talk about traffic.

682
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 4: Palm to the front of face, really get your nails

683
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 4: and you want a good grip.

684
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, tag in there so if anyone pushes you from behind,

685
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: you got.

686
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 2: A palmet like a little basketball.

687
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: What a weird Also, what a weird thing to essentially

688
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: rent your baby to a soap opera. I'm sure it's

689
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: very lucrative business. But that must feel odd, but it's also.

690
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 4: Like cool to be like show. I mean, I don't

691
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 4: know if your kid would be mad at you, but

692
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 4: to me, like like you want to and be like

693
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 4: why'd you do that to me?

694
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: But like, yes, yeah it is.

695
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 3: I went when I first was when I was in

696
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 3: Austin and I wanted to get into acting. There was

697
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 3: like a casting set you had to pay. I'm embarrassed

698
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 3: that I did it. I paid four under dollars and uh.

699
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 2: And you meet.

700
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,919
Speaker 3: Casting agents and then they tell you need to fly

701
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: to you need to live in New York or LA.

702
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 2: But so many.

703
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 3: People brought their babies. They're just like, this is a

704
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 3: gifted baby. I have the perfect baby. It's going to

705
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 3: be a Gerber baby. And I was really it kind

706
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 3: of really bummed me out, more so than like pageants

707
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 3: or anything like that, like people that want to have

708
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 3: famous babies.

709
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty wild.

710
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also like you want your baby to be

711
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: in the grossest business on the planet. You're signing your

712
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: baby up for that for like the most amoral setup.

713
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 3: Basically, my baby's going to do it. Because I was

714
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 3: never a cheer later.

715
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: I think I've told you this story, But there was

716
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: one time I was at a way back in the

717
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: day when I used to audition for things, and I

718
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 1: was in this audition and I watched this mom try

719
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: to It was like we were all there reading, you know.

720
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: It was like the the sassy, you know, slutty best

721
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: friend part. And then there was they were also casting

722
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: for like eight year old boy part, and there was

723
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: an eight year old boy there that was so cute

724
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: and he was kind of there, you know, hanging out

725
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: and holding his sides. And then there was this mother

726
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: who was there with her eight year old son, and

727
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: she the mother was trying to like mind fuck the

728
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: other boy, and so she was like, is your mom

729
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 1: not here with you? Oh? Does that mean you don't

730
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: know your lines? And I was sitting across from her,

731
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: staring at her like are you fucking kidding me? Like

732
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: are you the worst person on the place? And I

733
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: literally ended up leaving because I was so grossed out.

734
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, why did I move here? What

735
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: am I doing? Like this? I don't give a shit.

736
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: I'm not like I didn't go to Juilliard. I don't

737
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: care this much that like there's people around you just

738
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: anything for anything, for a one line part on a sitcom.

739
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 4: LA is crazy like that. I mean I see that

740
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 4: in like comedy, Like I'm a pretty I mean, i

741
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 4: know I've done some stuff like on paper, but I'm

742
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 4: not like anyone to care about. And then like people

743
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 4: will like kiss my ass at parties sometimes and I'm like,

744
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 4: oh my god, if you're doing that to me, what

745
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 4: are you doing to actual famous people? That's crazy, Like

746
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 4: it just like oh, it feels like oil on your

747
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 4: skin where it's just like, oh, so weird.

748
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: It's really weird, so weird.

749
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: I was in some audition for a Smucker's Jam commercial

750
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 3: with a little kid and the parent was in there,

751
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 3: this dad, and they were being so hard on the

752
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 3: kid and the kid wanted to cry. And then I

753
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 3: just talked to him for a while about his day

754
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 3: and kind of tricked him into seeing the lines. And

755
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 3: I just made friends with this little kid for five minutes,

756
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 3: and the kid got the part.

757
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 2: I didn't get it.

758
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 3: The kid got the Smucker's at I did have to

759
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 3: work for that little shit.

760
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 1: You were and you were hired as the child wrangler. Chris,

761
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 1: we don't want to see you in front of the cameras.

762
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 3: Now it's come I should come clean on my years

763
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 3: of wrangling children.

764
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 4: Just carry on the fanny pack of juices and the

765
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 4: kids ready for set.

766
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: Got Gogert.

767
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm like the Blues Traveler guy with Harmonica's except

768
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 3: it's all Caprice Sons.

769
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: I remember when Caprice Sons came out, like when I

770
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: was in like junior high or something, and it was

771
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: so it really was. It looked like advanced technology, like

772
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: it looked like it was for astronauts, or it was

773
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: just like man, like, the future is here.

774
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,240
Speaker 4: That's so funny.

775
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 3: Until you put that you punched that straw and through

776
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 3: the other side. It was very difficult. You got to

777
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 3: go in and then immediately down, otherwise you've just wasted

778
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 3: what was one percent juice?

779
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember the lemonade flavor. I thought I loved it

780
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: until I was halfway down and then I was like,

781
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: now I have acid reflux. In sixth grade? What is

782
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: this fucking product?

783
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 4: They used to be really high in themselves. Snack foods

784
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 4: like Caprisa and Dippin' Dots, ice cream of the future,

785
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 4: all these like weird futuristic promises. It's like Yep, this

786
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 4: is corn syrup. We're not doing that much.

787
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:37,280
Speaker 1: This is not innovation. Dippin' dots never. I never got

788
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: that because I always had such guilt like eating dessert

789
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: things where it's like, if this isn't the best thing ever,

790
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: then what are we doing? And dippin' dots felt like

791
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: almost like a science experiment that you were allowed to eat,

792
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: you know, like it was kind of like, Okay, I

793
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: get I get that you love this the sub zero

794
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: kind of you know, accomplishment, but it's not great as

795
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 1: a dessert.

796
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I recall.

797
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 3: It's just they freeze regular ice cream to the to

798
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 3: the point where it balls up into little like how

799
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 3: they make the little balls.

800
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: Maybe I am into it.

801
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: Well you're into the science of it, but I don't

802
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: think you're into like the taste of it. Right.

803
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 3: I love it on a science level, but don't put

804
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 3: that shit in my mouth. I just want to watch

805
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 3: how it's made, like cotton.

806
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: Can and a beaker beaker, only it's fun.

807
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 3: I don't put on a lab coat, and I'll watch

808
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 3: you make cotton candy all day, but get that get

809
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 3: that shit.

810
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 2: Away from my face.

811
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 3: And I mean that I do not I've never understood

812
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,720
Speaker 3: cotton candy.

813
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 4: You don't like gotten candy.

814
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: I don't. I just I wasn't allowed sugar as a kid,

815
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 2: and I just.

816
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 4: See this is all crazy to me because when I

817
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 4: was really young, I worked at a county fair when

818
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 4: I was like eight to high school. So different dots frozen,

819
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 4: like deep fried ice cream, technology and sugar for no reason,

820
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 4: because we just need an excuse to eat more butter

821
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,240
Speaker 4: like that was that was my jam?

822
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 2: Oh yes, oh, I have at the fair.

823
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 3: I have eaten at the Orange County Fair too, not

824
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 3: in the ozarks or whatever. It was a fried stick

825
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 3: of butter. I ate that somewhat flavored. It sounds awful,

826
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 3: it is awful. But I don't get me wrong, I'll

827
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 3: put that right in my face. But I just don't

828
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,879
Speaker 3: have the sweet tooth I got one of. I got

829
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 3: this butter tongue.

830
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: Sweet. So I have a thousand questions fore you working

831
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: at the county fair?

832
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

833
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: I mean because growing up I did four each and

834
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: so we were at the fair. Did you really did

835
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: you do?

836
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 4: Did you raise? It was an Illinois I worked at

837
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 4: the Lake County County Fair, so nice.

838
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,240
Speaker 1: So wait, do you like Dippin' dots a as a dissoo.

839
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 4: I don't know why I love it. It's just weird.

840
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeah, I give it, give you that innovation.

841
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: So you did you work in one of those little

842
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: trailer things that basically is like everything fried and then

843
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: some stuff.

844
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 4: No, I worked actually four for ag We had a

845
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 4: booth there and then I would just sell soda and

846
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 4: like gatorades. So from like eight until I think high

847
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 4: schools when they cut you off from four age somewhere

848
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 4: around there.

849
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: But you can't take it to college. You can't. So

850
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: what was your favorite of all the things you could

851
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: get at the fair? What was your favorite thing to get? Oh?

852
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 4: Man, I think probably elephant ears, which, if you don't know,

853
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 4: aren't actually elephant ears. I don't know why they call

854
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 4: it that.

855
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: It's just a fried dough.

856
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: Chris thought you were actually eating it.

857
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 2: Where is this fair?

858
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: It's such a good dessert. I completely forgot about those things.

859
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 4: Oh, they're so good.

860
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 3: That's like that tear away bread, the bread that you

861
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 3: tear the dessert version.

862
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like coated and sugar and cinnamon. Then

863
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,760
Speaker 4: they'll have like jams and stuff in the middle.

864
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: Of it.

865
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 3: It's okay, I'm not I have a bit of a

866
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 3: sweet because that sounds great right now, if it's bread.

867
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 2: If it's bready, all right, I'm back in. I'm back in. Yeah.

868
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 2: Can I get back into the sugar group?

869
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: Come on, always open the sugar grip.

870
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 4: I went through different phases because when I was like

871
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 4: really young, I was like a little pudgy kid, and

872
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 4: then I got made fun of, and then of course nineties,

873
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 4: got an eating disorder, and then beat the eating disorder,

874
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 4: but then got pudgy again, and then started running cross

875
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 4: country and my metabolism exploded, and so it was kind

876
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 4: of one of those things where you're running miles a day.

877
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 4: I could eat whatever. It was like my childhood dream

878
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 4: and just be like so sciny, so but it's not

879
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 4: good for you. They don't tell you that because everything

880
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 4: was all about your image, where they're like, oh, you

881
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 4: look good, so it's fine. I literally almost blacked out

882
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 4: from malnutrition in college because I was only eating gummy worms.

883
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: It was Wow, what a way to go.

884
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 4: It was wild. I was disgusting. I would take Turkey

885
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 4: Hill ice cream and Anamon's doughnuts and then wait until

886
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 4: it got a little soft and then mash the donuts

887
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 4: and the ice cream and then just eat that for dinner.

888
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 4: I was so gross.

889
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: I had a problem, No, but I respect it. That's

890
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: next level. I've never heard of that before that.

891
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I truly a good idea because then it's almost

892
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 3: like cookie dough ice cream that you're making.

893
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 4: No, it was bad and I hated myself, but I

894
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 4: ate it anyway.

895
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so it is. Do you remember the fair

896
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 1: rosettes were it was like it was probably the same

897
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: dough as the elephant ears, but they poured it into

898
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: the hot grease and then they put a little like

899
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: a little metal It almost looked like a stamp, so

900
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: it made it look like a snowflake or this or that.

901
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: Well okay, and then they'd fish them out and then

902
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: cover them in powdered sugar. It was like, I guess

903
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: a doughnut in a way, but uh, crunchier and kind

904
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: of more.

905
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 4: I see three had those those sound good? Though?

906
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: Man, they were. It was, And also part of it

907
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: was you got to watch them make yours. So it

908
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: was kind of like a I want to say the

909
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: word event, but that's actually not the right word. But

910
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: it was you know, like a it was part watching

911
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: them make yours was part of the attraction, I guess attraction.

912
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 1: It was really fun, But then it was just basically

913
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: just like super deep fried grease dough. Yeah, and not

914
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: even enough dough part, more like a lot of grease.

915
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 1: It's crazy, it is.

916
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 3: They at the Western Montana Fair where I'm from, they

917
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,399
Speaker 3: had tacos that's still to this day when I think

918
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 3: of a taco, that is it. If you think of

919
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 3: a taco drawn like a cartoon taco. It was just

920
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 3: a golden, crispy shell and a bunch of it was

921
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 3: just ground beef, I guess, but it was to this

922
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 3: And I love authentic Mexican food. It's great, but I

923
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 3: wish I could find that fair taco. I have to

924
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 3: go all the way to Montana to get it. I

925
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 3: think about that taco all the time, and so does

926
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 3: my sister. We have family discussions about that taco.

927
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: Well, you're young, so it like really made.

928
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I made an impression.

929
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, I hope you never find

930
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 4: it because it's not going to be as good as

931
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 4: the taco.

932
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those disappointing things.

933
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 3: I like this as a kid, I was disgusting, and

934
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 3: then all of a sudden, I feel bad about my

935
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 3: whole life.

936
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 1: What did it have a slice of cheese?

937
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 3: It was processed, shredded. It was like craft singles, but

938
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 3: somehow it was it was shredded. Yeah, that that was

939
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 3: the other thing.

940
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,439
Speaker 2: Not real cheat, no dairy and that cheese, no no,

941
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 2: And I want one right now. My mouth is watering.

942
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: I know it sounds really good. There used to be

943
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: a place called Henry's Tacos on the corner of like

944
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, Well, Tito's is clean.

945
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 3: That the one with the I love Tito's tacos. You

946
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 3: love Tito's too. The only thing better than that Tito's

947
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 3: taco is two that song and they fly through the air.

948
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 2: Though, I've people.

949
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 3: Scanned in line for that place, and it is the

950
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 3: closest thing I've found.

951
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: So I'm back to thinking I was right to the

952
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 2: fair tacos.

953
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tito's tacos are very much like those Montana Fair tacos.

954
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 1: Where's Tito's though.

955
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 2: Well, there was one when I they it's the corner

956
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 2: of Sepulvida and Washington Boulevard.

957
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 3: There's a Tito's there that's a free plug for the

958
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 3: Tito's people. There's a long line like Pink's hot dogs

959
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 3: that doesn't make sense how you put that thing in

960
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 3: your mouth? Oh Manitos unofficial sponsor.

961
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 1: It's so this is the reason. And I also, of course,

962
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: as any woman, would have had several eating disorders. But

963
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: there's it's so fun to talk about food in that way,

964
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: like food you love in that way, especially like at

965
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: this time of night. We were just kind of like

966
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: it just made me think, oh, yeah, you can probably

967
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: get the tacos that del taco The hard shell tacos

968
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: are a lot like those old kind of eighties tacos.

969
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I promise you both because of this discussion,

970
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 3: that is exactly what I'm going to seek for dinner.

971
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: This evening, to seek it out.

972
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 3: I can't. I'm hungry right now now we're talking about it.

973
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 3: The last thing I'm going to do is go grocery shopping.

974
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 3: I'll spend three hundred dollars. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go get.

975
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 4: Eat a Dell taco. I know I've like because I

976
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 4: grew up in the mid West, I've always been like

977
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 4: a taco bell girl. So I don't know why I

978
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 4: felt loyalty.

979
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: Like you have to pick it, like the Chicago Bears.

980
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: You have to pick a teave and stick with them.

981
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 4: I was like, for what, But I heard Del Taco's

982
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 4: actually better now, but I gotta I gotta switch over.

983
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, de'll Taco. It helps when you're drunk and like

984
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: in the drive through at three am, because they have

985
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: they kind of go all over the map with fast food,

986
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 1: so you're all drunk and you're kind of like, oh,

987
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: I want to I'll get a caesadilla and fries, and

988
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: you blow your own drunk mind with the options that

989
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: you can kind of put together for yourself. They really

990
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: kind of cover it that way. But then they also

991
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: just do have old fashioned tacos. I just feel like

992
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: I love Taco Bell in that way, but there's just

993
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 1: something a little more like og about.

994
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 2: The talk is a Del Taco and you know what

995
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 2: you're gonna get.

996
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 3: That was the first place that came to my small town,

997
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 3: and my mom was a vegetarian, so in the fridge

998
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 3: we just had.

999
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 2: A cold block of tofu.

1000
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 3: She wasn't passionate about preparing, so I would sneak off.

1001
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: And the closest place with Staco Bell I'd come in

1002
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 2: I jammed in my sleeve. I'd hide it to this day.

1003
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 3: I'm sorry mom that I was eating taco bell on

1004
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 3: your roof.

1005
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 2: But the good news is the meat isn't real meat.

1006
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 3: I believe in that half sawdust or yeah, asbestos.

1007
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: They did a and they're just like, almost no meat

1008
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 1: in here, and everyone's like, okay, that's fine.

1009
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 3: The sign we'll deal with it. Yeah, it's a clear sign.

1010
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 3: It was coming out of a calking gun. I did

1011
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 3: a show the other night at the at the Belly

1012
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 3: Room at the Comedy Store, and it was you were

1013
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 3: supposed to bring food from your childhood.

1014
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: That sparked stories and I so I really did hide.

1015
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 3: A burrito in my sleeve and not the tofu, and

1016
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 3: then I was eating it as a secret burrito.

1017
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 2: It was it was fun. It was fun. That was fun.

1018
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: Did you do that on stage?

1019
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1020
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 3: Everyone brought uh that's co brought this bagged curry and

1021
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 3: we all put it in a big pile.

1022
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 2: It was gross, but the audience it was like, all.

1023
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 3: Of a sudden, everyone was on an adult episode of

1024
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 3: doubled Are. Everyone got so excited about playing with food

1025
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 3: and we were passing in the ground. I'm not kidding

1026
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 3: and the audience was trying it, trying this curry chicken

1027
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 3: on top of the tofu was the little bit. Oh,

1028
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 3: it was very hilarious. Yeah, I had so much fun.

1029
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 3: Usually I feel uncomfortable when I'm not allowed to do

1030
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 3: my stand up and I'm on stage, a panic washes

1031
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 3: over me.

1032
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: But it just became a fun food game show. Was great.

1033
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 3: Do you guys not like those like homework shows? I

1034
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 3: try to where you agree to it and it's like, oh,

1035
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 3: you have to do material about this topic, and it's

1036
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,439
Speaker 3: like shit, I have to write all the time.

1037
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I'm just always tired, so

1038
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 4: like anytime there's more work, like, oh, why there's no money?

1039
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 4: Why did I do?

1040
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: Yes? For a long time? Was it? It was Brian

1041
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: Cook's erotic fan fiction show Yes, where he would ask

1042
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: me to do it and I'd be like, I just

1043
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: can't see a time. And there were some he was like,

1044
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: you can just do it night of and get a

1045
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 1: theme and I'm like, well then I'll just fail and

1046
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: I won't have like I will not publicly fail, but

1047
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: I also won't do the work beforehand, because there's some

1048
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: people that write beforehand, but I finally ended up doing

1049
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: it. It was actually really fun because the audience knows you

1050
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: just wrote it, yes, so they're not expecting great things,

1051
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,399
Speaker 1: you know, they're not expecting you to be a mind

1052
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: blowing Yeah.

1053
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 3: I think the key with that show, yeah do it

1054
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 3: at the last minute and impress them with hey, I

1055
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 3: did this in ten minutes. If you do it overnight

1056
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 3: and you come in with it, oh man, all this

1057
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 3: pressure for it to be polished material, no, thank you.

1058
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:31,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1059
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1060
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 4: That's the thing is though they do end up normally

1061
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 4: being fun, like when you're actually doing them, but like

1062
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 4: leading up to it, you're like, oh god, no, I

1063
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 4: don't want to do so.

1064
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 3: But have you ever done any of these roasts? Have

1065
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 3: you ever roasted another comic? That's something I've never done.

1066
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 4: I did. I don't like it. I did it. I

1067
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 4: did it a lot because it was really popular in

1068
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 4: like New York for a hotah. Sure of course, so

1069
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 4: like I did a couple of them, but no, I

1070
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 4: was it's like, now I think I've had enough therapy

1071
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 4: where I could maybe do it again and actually have fun.

1072
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 4: But it was like it wasn't fun for me. I

1073
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 4: would genuinely get angry, like I could feel myself getting

1074
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 4: angry through.

1075
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 3: The rows because of what they were saying, or you

1076
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 3: felt bad about what you were saying, or just.

1077
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 4: I didn't feel bad until after. But because.

1078
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,919
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't understand how people do it where it's

1079
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: just like sometimes those jokes are so funny because someone

1080
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: has really sat down and thought about, like not the

1081
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:35,240
Speaker 1: overt thing to criticize you about, but something very like subtle.

1082
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: I don't understand how people withstand it. I truly have

1083
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: no interest, never want to be anywhere near that.

1084
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it scares me. I've gone to the comedy store

1085
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 2: ones and they go right for it. They're like, so and.

1086
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 3: So's mom died and as a kid they had leg braces.

1087
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 3: And then they do that and I'm like, oh my god,

1088
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 3: you did research and you feel comfortable bringing that and

1089
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 3: you can see the that's like, oh, I guess I

1090
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 3: signed up for this.

1091
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 2: But they're sad. They're thinking about their mom and their

1092
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 2: old leg braces. It's sad.

1093
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: It makes me feel terrible. It's horrifying. I think they've

1094
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: reversed it these days, because there's the the one that's

1095
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: like compliments, Oh I've heard yeah.

1096
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a battle rap version where you had

1097
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 3: to actually rap at UCB and I.

1098
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 2: Can't remember, oh I went up again.

1099
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 3: It was maybe someone from the audience, but we uh

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00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 3: he and I decided to do that anyway, And it

1101
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 3: was so fun to be like rhyme about hey, I

1102
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 3: like your sweater, you have a symmetrical face, and then

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00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 3: another thing that rhymed.

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00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 2: Iron is obviously very good at it in the moment. Yeah,

1105
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 2: in the moment. I'm not gonna rap right now. Yeah,

1106
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 2: you've heard all my rhymes. I do a lot of

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00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 2: rapping on here.

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00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 4: Well, we all listen to you mixtape this.

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00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,399
Speaker 3: Oh Man of another one drops first of the year,

1110
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 3: which reminds this is this will air in a mid January,

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00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 3: I think. But this is our last recording of twenty

1112
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 3: twenty two, So we should all reflect on this past

1113
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 3: year and say, what was your favorite terrible thing about

1114
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 3: the past year?

1115
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 2: Was it the inflation or the mess crimes?

1116
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: What?

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00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 2: I actually?

1118
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 3: What did anything good happen this year? Is there anything

1119
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 3: that you're thankful for?

1120
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 2: Sube?

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00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I got married, So that was.

1122
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 2: A good one.

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00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: Nice congratulations, thank you.

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00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 4: That was very fun, very expensive, but very fun, and

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00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 4: it was so stressful. I did end up before it

1126
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 4: end up in that. I mean, it was the best

1127
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 4: day of my life. But before it, I did end

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00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 4: up in the hospital because they thought I was having

1129
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,280
Speaker 4: a heart attack, But it was just all the stress

1130
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 4: from spending because I grew up with immigrant parents and

1131
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 4: then like I've always again, I never felt like if

1132
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 4: I if I fucked up, I never thought my parents

1133
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,760
Speaker 4: would support me. So I've always been super stressed about money,

1134
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 4: and then to suddenly just spend thousands of dollars like

1135
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 4: my brain couldn't handle it. Oh yeah, and I like

1136
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 4: genuinely ended up in the hospital with distressed. They thought

1137
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 4: it was a hard attack and wow because of the

1138
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 4: wedding and like a bunch of other expenses that came

1139
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,919
Speaker 4: out of nowhere. And then they were trying to charge

1140
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 4: me six thousand dollars for it, even though I have

1141
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 4: health insurance.

1142
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 2: But do you want to have another panic attack?

1143
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 4: But we would, But I found out today I don't

1144
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 4: have to pay any of it because I didn't have

1145
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 4: enough money in my bank account.

1146
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, wow, that's right.

1147
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, that's where a smut ushit on

1148
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 4: Somosa's good luck.

1149
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: It's oh gone.

1150
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:42,919
Speaker 2: That is great.

1151
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1152
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 3: They That's one thing I didn't know about, and they,

1153
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 3: of course don't necessarily advertise it, but hospitals do have

1154
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 3: a financial aid department. And I remember writing a letter

1155
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 3: asking for Hey, I got all this blood work done.

1156
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 3: I was misled and it was thousands of dollars. I

1157
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 3: wrote a letter and then they wrote back and They're like, okay,

1158
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 3: we took care of it, and I'm like, oh, I

1159
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 3: didn't want you to cover all of it. Now I

1160
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 3: feel like I'm taking advantage of a system that's made

1161
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 3: for other people. But if I was able to show

1162
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 3: my bank account and they dictate it from that, I

1163
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,919
Speaker 3: wouldn't feel bad. Did you actually show them, like, here's

1164
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 3: what I have in my wells Farga.

1165
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, they like made me send in three months of

1166
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 4: bank records and shit. It was crazy. And then I

1167
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 4: was single technically when it happened. So they asked if

1168
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 4: I was married, and I was like, no, you're not

1169
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 4: saying rest that's.

1170
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 2: Right because he's a comic too, right Sean, Yeah, yes.

1171
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 4: But he's doing much better than me, so you married.

1172
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 4: I would have felt so bad if I, like heart

1173
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 4: attacked my way into his bank account. I'm like, I can't.

1174
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 4: We just got married.

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00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 2: That's great. No, that's that's honest.

1176
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 3: Then they decided what you had to pay based on

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00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 3: that's that's a great system. Look at this game we're

1178
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 3: here to there's one good thing about the healthcare system

1179
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 3: that we've heard today. Anything you've planned for the new year,

1180
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 3: things you're going to change, you want to If you

1181
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 3: say your resolution out loud, does it not come true?

1182
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 3: Or is that now that's shooting stars? Yeah, it's a

1183
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 3: different What are you going to work on this year?

1184
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1185
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 4: I'm like, is it terrible to be like I'm giving up?

1186
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 3: Like, Oh, I don't know either. I just threw it

1187
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 3: in your court because I don't know.

1188
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm just gonna keep trying. I told myself

1189
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 4: I can drop five hours of comedy and then I

1190
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 4: can safely quit and not feel bad because I'm like,

1191
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 4: if I do five hours, I'm like, this still isn't

1192
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 4: like what I want. Then I can walk away and

1193
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 4: I'm almost done with the second hour, so I'm going

1194
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 4: to drop that and then I'm like, oh, I'm halfway done.

1195
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 4: So that's kind of where I am.

1196
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: You're taking a real actuarial approach to comedy here and

1197
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: minus this abrom was there a good eight years to go.

1198
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,439
Speaker 2: There's graphs, there's a chart.

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00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: That's the way. That's one way to do it.

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00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 4: How about you, guys, anything in New Year's Resolutions anyway

1201
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 4: in the year.

1202
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 3: I did on the last episode promise Karen because I

1203
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 3: want to do therapy and I think it's important and

1204
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 3: that's my only plan. Oh that's good, and to see

1205
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 3: if they give me some sweet sweet brain drugs.

1206
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 1: Mine's stretching, it's lazy, it's very low. You know, it's

1207
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: I'm not really reaching for the stars anyway. But then

1208
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: I'm like maybe I'll build from there. But I being

1209
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: already being middle aged, and like when I get up

1210
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: in the morning and it's like like it's such it's

1211
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 1: so hacky, but it's really true where like you reach,

1212
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 1: you know, you get like forty five, and then suddenly

1213
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,919
Speaker 1: you're just kind of like you become the tin man.

1214
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: So I went through like my twenties and even a

1215
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 1: little bit in my thirties so kind of devil make

1216
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 1: care about all that stuff. And now I'm just like

1217
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 1: this is about to seriously bite me in the ask

1218
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: before like my back just goes out. One day, I'm

1219
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: gonna try to, you know, get a little just like

1220
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 1: stretch it out a little bit.

1221
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to change stretching.

1222
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 1: You're stealing mine.

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01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 3: No, I'm just joining you, okay, okay for support.

1224
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 4: Stretch, for stretching, sportant. It's so important. I don't think

1225
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 4: it's like funny because some of my friends were the healthiest,

1226
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 4: have like the shittiest genetics where it's just like your

1227
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 4: body attacks you, and I had, like because I had

1228
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 4: like a permanent ankle injury from dodgeball. I don't know

1229
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 4: why they allow that in schools. I had to like

1230
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 4: learn to like stretch and actually take it seriously because like,

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01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 4: there were points where I was like in my twenties

1232
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 4: and I was like, I think I need a cane.

1233
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 4: I was like, I can't have a cane. I'm not

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01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 4: cool enough to pull this off.

1235
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna seem like an affectation if I have to

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01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: use a cane.

1237
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, anytime I have a cane, I just without without

1238
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 3: even thinking about it, I end up doing some Charlie

1239
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 3: Chaplin walk and it's embarrassing.

1240
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 4: I was like, oh great, and a musical theater nerd.

1241
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I started like doing, taking, stretching and

1242
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 4: physical therapy and stuff more seriously, and it's like, oh

1243
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 4: my god, it's I hate when wellness is correct. I

1244
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 4: don't know why I'm resistant to it.

1245
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I hate it.

1246
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 1: It's I think it's because of the people that try

1247
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 1: to bring it yeah to the public are the kind

1248
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,439
Speaker 1: of people where I'm like, if this was a bar,

1249
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: I would walk away. The idea that I have to

1250
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 1: listen to you in this situation is so irritating.

1251
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 2: Always yelling.

1252
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 3: There's a guy on Instagram that yells at you wall

1253
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 3: he's running, and I'm like, you are making me never

1254
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 3: want to run again?

1255
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 2: Why are you yelling?

1256
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: So oh?

1257
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 2: I forgot.

1258
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 3: There's I have a pile of blankets and warm clothes

1259
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 3: for the sidewalk project, and I need to take that in.

1260
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 3: That's another That's a pre I've been I left.

1261
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 2: I have this pile.

1262
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 3: Here, and now it's been sitting here so long that

1263
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 3: I've just been plucking from it, and I'm like, oh,

1264
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 3: maybe I still want to wear this.

1265
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 2: It's been I gotta take it in.

1266
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: That is are you not just going into a to

1267
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: do list this New Year's resume?

1268
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 2: Here's my Yeah, my other resolution is those.

1269
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: Tacos tonight, still tacos.

1270
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 2: My New Year's.

1271
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 3: Resolution is a shower in the morning, give my dad

1272
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 3: my flight info.

1273
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 1: And tacos at night. Well, it was delightful to meet

1274
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: you and get to talk to you. Thank you so

1275
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 1: much for doing this episode with us.

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01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 4: No, thank you. This was so much fun. This was

1277
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:57,919
Speaker 4: really fun.

1278
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're and you're hilarious.

1279
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 3: Do you have anything coming up that you want to

1280
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 3: plug or do you do a podcast.

1281
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 4: Or oh, yeah, I do. I have a podcast called

1282
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 4: Family Gems where we just have people coming and like

1283
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 4: share one or two silly family stories. So that's fun.

1284
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 4: And then I also have an album called dog Show

1285
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 4: that you can download anywhere.

1286
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 2: That's true dog Show.

1287
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 3: That sounds like that's why that show I mentioned The

1288
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 3: family dinner thing was so fun. It is hearing other

1289
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 3: people's family stories, having that topic that does not seem

1290
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 3: like homework.

1291
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 2: And there's always jokes.

1292
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 3: I don't think every comic needs to realize how many

1293
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 3: jokes there are and just talking about your family because

1294
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 3: I don't on stage.

1295
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 4: Really Yeah, it's just like fun stories. Sometimes comics you

1296
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 4: want us to talk about her.

1297
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, well, no, no, you just tell

1298
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 1: a delightful story.

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01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, get on, talk about your dad and cry. It's

1300
01:03:55,880 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 3: a podcast that's great. Well, thanks, thank you for being

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01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 3: with us today, so that you've been terrific. You've been

1302
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 3: listening to Do You Need a Ride?

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01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 2: D y n Ar. This has been an exactly right production.

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01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 1: Produced by Annalise Nelson.

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01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choi.

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01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottoner.

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01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

1309
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast. That's d y n Ar Podcast.

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01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh you're welcome