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Speaker 1: It's time for your morning tooty. What random skill are

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Speaker 1: we going to learn from a YouTube tutorial today? Text

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Speaker 1: show altogether, because nobody wants to learn things alone, and

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Speaker 1: we've become experts at them in just a couple of minutes,

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Speaker 1: because you can learn anything from YouTube. It's a Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: And today I kind of went ahead and decide I

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Speaker 1: made the call for today's tutorial, and we're gonna learn Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: We've already become experts on how to do an Irish accent.

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Speaker 1: We've learned how to call sasquatch, Oh perfect sasquatch calls.

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Speaker 1: We've learned a lot of things together and English. Evan,

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Speaker 1: we just pull up a YouTube tutorial on how to

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Speaker 1: English Evans, something I've always wanted to learn. So I

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Speaker 1: Brad Noell and our Executi producer are sitting in in

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Speaker 1: It's called how to do a British Accent Fast. This

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Speaker 1: to do a character with a British accent and got it? Okay, cool, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: get to the point. Let's go. So the first thing

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Speaker 1: stead of saying that it'll be evan says gay rage

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Speaker 1: So instead of going er, it's er. That sounded the

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Speaker 1: It's not third, it's third, you know. Okay, So now

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Speaker 1: learned how to do with a perfect English accent today.

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Speaker 1: It's twenties. Hi, this is Alexis with wedding planning. How

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Speaker 1: can I help. Hi, Alexis. This is Katie and David.

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Speaker 1: We have a consultation with you guys for up cleaning

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Speaker 1: this Katie? Yes, Katie, it's Alexis. Oh. Alex remembers late

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Speaker 1: summer a few years ago. Hi. Yeah, how a world right?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Getting married? It's been forever, you know,

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Speaker 1: And Katie was like really nice to talk to you, like,

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Speaker 1: you're doing well. Oh, thank you so much. I hope

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins here, wedding planning. How's it going? Hi? Am

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Speaker 1: who Katie? Yeah? This is Pete, Petie pie Eakins. Hi, Pete,

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Speaker 1: how are you well? I'm not as good as I

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Speaker 1: used to be, thanks to you, heartbreaker. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Oh um, it's so awkward sometimes in this job about

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Speaker 1: your Your name's David, right, David? Yeah, I put a

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm so sorry. I don't know where

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Speaker 1: I wedding planning. This is Jim, Have I help? Hi, Jim.

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Speaker 1: This is Katie and David. We have an upcoming wedding

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Speaker 1: and David, Katie. This is this is Jim. Jimmy, Hi,

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Speaker 1: got Katie, Jimbo. How are you? Oh? Well, you know

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Speaker 1: I've been better. I'm sorry. I didn't expect this. I'm

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Speaker 1: Because this is very, very hard. Okay, please hold me, Katie.

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Speaker 1: What the hell have you start with? The whole term

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Speaker 1: what I'm planning? This is, Alexis, How can I help? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Alexis It's still Katie and Dad. Katie, Katie, Hi, I

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Speaker 1: just have to tell you, like I know that you

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Speaker 1: got help from somebody else, but like since I've gone

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Speaker 1: on the phone with you, like I cannot stop thinking

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Speaker 1: about that summer together with you, like that was probably

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Speaker 1: the most fun that I've ever had with anybody. I'm

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Oh, I'm sorry, David, no disrespect, Honestly,

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Speaker 1: Is that Katie and David? I can't take it anymore. David. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it. You're marrying my gal, Pat Jimbo.

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Speaker 1: Katie on the phone? Stool, I'm on the phone, my Katie,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, Jimbo. Oh Hi, how are you? How is

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Speaker 1: Katie Katie, what the what the hell is going on? Like,

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Speaker 1: we can't we can't plan on wedding right now. We

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Speaker 1: have we have to go, We need to have a conversation. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's a frank phone call. That probably helpful. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is Alex, this is English Evan, and your fiance Katie

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Speaker 1: like definitely it's fall now, and I do like fall. However,

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Speaker 1: why everybody gets an anonymous nickname. And on the phone

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00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 1: right now, pretty cool. We all know Joe Exotic is

419
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 1: locked up. Yeah, and today on the phone is actually

420
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 1: Joe Exotic cellmate Tony Exotic. He's actually taking his last

421
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 1: name to Exotic. What's up, Hi, I'm guessing it's Joe

422
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,399
Speaker 1: Exotic cellmate Tony Exotic. You have a lot of dirty

423
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,439
Speaker 1: little secrets, But what's the one you want to tell

424
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: us today? Oh? Well, it's something that I don't know.

425
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should say okay, Well, so

426
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 1: you called us to tell us. So if you don't

427
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 1: say it now, Wick, we're already going with it on there.

428
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 1: If you don't say it now with then we have

429
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 1: nothing to do. And yeah, I'm just seeing show tunes

430
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 1: for four minutes and I don't want to have to

431
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 1: do that again. I guess I got a little you know,

432
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 1: radio stage fright, you know, like I just don't want

433
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: it just just has to do with my husband, and

434
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:04,920
Speaker 1: I don't want him to find out. Okay, um no, no,

435
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm not cheating. Okay, well it should be fine. Yeah.

436
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 1: So we got a dog recently, and cute, cute dog,

437
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: boy dog. We've debated on a name and I really

438
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 1: wanted to name it what I wanted to name it,

439
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 1: And I've got my way. So the dog's name is

440
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: Ben Ben Ben. Okay, I find a way when people

441
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 1: give animals like human names. Yeah, people like doing that

442
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: though I kind of think it's fun. Sometimes depends on

443
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: what the name is. But Ben the dog Ben in

444
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: the name a good solid name for a dog. I

445
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: feel like people should do the opposite with their kids.

446
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 1: Name their human kids dog names to be quirky, it's funny.

447
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so so yeah, I just looked at the

448
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: dog and I saw this like gentleman the dude, and

449
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: I was like, Ben, that's it. And my husband's like,

450
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: what what's up with Ben? Okay? Fine, I don't know why.

451
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 1: And he ended up liking it. It's fine now, but

452
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 1: he's sort of a jealous type. And and I realized

453
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: I probably have done something bad by naming the dog Ben,

454
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: because because you're going to call the name Ben and

455
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 1: he's gonna get jealous and you're talking to another dude. No,

456
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 1: that's not exactly it. But Ben is actually the name

457
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: of my high school sweetheart. Wow. And he doesn't know that. No,

458
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we're way past high school and everything.

459
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,479
Speaker 1: But you know, like I said, like, my husband does

460
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: have a little bit of a jealous sight, so it

461
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 1: would not go well with him. And I'm like, why

462
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: did I do this? Yeah? Yeah, that was silly. Has

463
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: he ever gotten angry in the past whereas come to

464
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: like other situations with guys? And I know you mentioned

465
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 1: he's a jealous type. Yeah, I mean he'll find little ways.

466
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I'm not you know, I'm not an

467
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 1: unfaithful person, and I don't consider myself to be like

468
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 1: a flirty person, but he can find little ways of

469
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: like a coworker being a threat or you know, a

470
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 1: cashier or something. He can find those little ways of saying, hey,

471
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: you know, how are you being friendly with them? Yeah,

472
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: even if he's not super jealous, I can see how

473
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 1: a person who isn't jealous would still kind of take

474
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: offense to YEA naming your dog something precious to you

475
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,959
Speaker 1: after your high school sweetheart. It's like you still think

476
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: about him a lot, you know, which is creepy. Yeah. Yeah,

477
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 1: so maybe I made a mistake. But now the dog

478
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 1: has the name, and I don't know whether they just

479
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: alter the name like Benny Boo or Benjamin. I don't know. Yeah,

480
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: maybe tell him that you want to change the name.

481
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a dog, you know. I think you

482
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 1: can change the dog. Oh dog people are gonna be mad.

483
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: Now change it anyone. You gave it to him, But

484
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: you could probably change the dog name, be like I

485
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: thought about it and we should name him Wadsworth or something. Yeah.

486
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to figure them out because he's

487
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: probably gonna pry at some point and be like, what's

488
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: up with a name? Gun? And then he'll probably figure

489
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: it out. I mean, I hope for your sake and

490
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: his sake that he doesn't find out. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

491
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 1: why did I do that? We'll go spend some time

492
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,239
Speaker 1: with Ben and let him lick your face for all

493
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: times sake. Oh I will. What's your dirty little secret?

494
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: Did you bil show on demand? It's another jubile phone

495
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: frame morning? Hello Wanda speaking Wanda, Yes, speaking Wanda, This

496
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: is Wanda. Yeah, hi Wanda. This is Pete calling from

497
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: the Department of Motor Vehicles. Sorry to take so long

498
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: getting to your getting into the call there. Sorry about that.

499
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: Called your name a few times just to make sure

500
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: you're ready, sort of like we did with your number

501
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: when you were in here for your appointment to renew

502
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: your license the other day. Oh yeah, yes, it's it's

503
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: it's all right. How can I help you? Well, you

504
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: can't really help me with much, even though we tried

505
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: to help you out by renewing your license, but apparently

506
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: you are ungrateful. So I'm actually calling to tell you

507
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: that your license is being suspended and if you want

508
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: to get back in good standing, you need to come

509
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: back in and take the written and driving test again,

510
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: and it'll be a six months until you can do that,

511
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: So your license is miss suspended for six months at least. Wait, no,

512
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 1: that's not possible. I just got a new license, right

513
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,479
Speaker 1: you did, And when you were in here renewing your license,

514
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: we saw the things that you were saying about us

515
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: on social media. So I'm calling to inform you that, um,

516
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 1: maybe don't bite the hand that feeds you or talk

517
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: about the person that gives you your license. You're being

518
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. Everybody talked about the VMB because it's a nightmare.

519
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: You have to wait hours and hours and hours. You're

520
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: just going to revoke everybody's license now because hey, you

521
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: know what, Wanda what because of that, I'm now suspending

522
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: it for a year. So I'm seeing a year for

523
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: your driver's test, say you're driving tests and your written

524
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: tests because you just can't help yourself. No way, give

525
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: me your supervisor right now. I can't believe you just

526
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: spoke to me like that. Oh I can't talk to

527
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: you like that. What about when you said this and

528
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: I quote from your Instagram live post, Granny unibrow over

529
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: there is doing nothing? Why can't she help me? Well,

530
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: why couldn't she help me? I'll have you know. Granny

531
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: Unibrow is my cousin. Her name is Jennica, and she's

532
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: part of the family business. I've got three generations working

533
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: in this DMV. How dare you? And that unibrow is

534
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 1: on purpose? She thinks it looks cute and I second

535
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: that it's beautiful. So you're telling me that you're going

536
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: through my social media reading back stuff that I put

537
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: on my live. This is ridiculous. Why wouldn't Why aren't

538
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: you doing your job? Well, maybe you want to think

539
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: about things before you post them and realize that the

540
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: things you say on the internet affect more than just you.

541
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: They affect thousands and thousands and millions of people. Oh yeah,

542
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: thousands and thousands of people are being affected by what

543
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm posting online. I have like four hundred followers. Give

544
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: me a break. What about when you were doing the

545
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: live and you said, the hall monitor guy who organizes

546
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: the line is staring at me like a creep. Can

547
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: somebody do something about it? Remember when you said that? Yeah,

548
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: I said that, because that guy's looking at me like

549
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: some kind of pervy weirdo. Why doesn't anybody over there

550
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: just do their job. I do not look like a

551
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: pervy weirdo, not one bit. Okay, no, no, no, stop,

552
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: that was you. This is why you're so upset because

553
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: that was you. Yes, you have the right to revoke

554
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: my life. I am the department, I'm the DMV. I'm

555
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: the guy that coordinates the line at the DMV. Can't come.

556
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: Ain't got on me. Listen. You need to stop, Hara.

557
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: I make the rules. No, you don't make any rules.

558
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: Anybody wants to come through the DMV, they got to

559
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: come through me first. Wow, you're you're absolutely crazy. I

560
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: can't even believe we're still having this conversation. I sort

561
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: of snapped, there didn't I stressful job working at the DMV. Hey,

562
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let you know real quick there's a

563
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: prank phone call and then move it along. Get you

564
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: on your way. Okay, wait, but a prank. Yes, this

565
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone

566
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: prank on you. Your friend Stephanie set you up. Oh

567
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: my god, she said, she said, you're at the DMV recently,

568
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: and then send us a copy of the live that

569
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: you posted from there talking trash about them so we

570
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: could phone prank you with it. So wow, Like that

571
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: was that? Was a whole lot wake up every morning

572
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: with Jubil phone pranks The Jewil Show on demand First

573
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: Day follow up for today's First Day fallow up, two

574
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: of the most stressed out people went out on a

575
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: date together. Now one of them is not gonna call back,

576
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: I said, because Kelly is the name of the woman

577
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a first Day fall today.

578
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: She's not gonna have a call back from a guy

579
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: named Barry. And the reason I say there's some of

580
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: the most stressed out people in the world world is

581
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: I guess both of them are single parents. That's what

582
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,479
Speaker 1: they kind of bonded over when they met and went

583
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: out on their date because they're both single parents and

584
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: they're like, man, I can like life is hard. Right now,

585
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: before we get into your date, how long has it

586
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: been since you talked to Barry? It's been three weeks.

587
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,479
Speaker 1: So how did you guys meet? So we actually met

588
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: at a daycare. We're both single parents, and we basically

589
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: see each other every day. Oh yeah, and one day

590
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: we just we started talking and you know, had a

591
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: conversation and that's kind of how we started talking to

592
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: each other. That's rare, actually that you actually kind of

593
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: knew each other beforehand based off of somewhere where you

594
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: guys go, and it wasn't you were on tender and

595
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: some guy was like, oh, you're a single mom. Huh cool,

596
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: let's go out. I guess it was like old school

597
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: way of meeting someone who asked who out. He asked

598
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: you out, or you asked him out. So I don't know,

599
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: it's kind of a mutual thing. You know. We started

600
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: talking about the struggles of being a single parent and

601
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: decided to grab some coffee. That's cute. Yeah, and how

602
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: was it? It was? It was good. I mean, you know,

603
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a date date, but you know, we

604
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: grabbed coffee and it felt like it had some dating implication.

605
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: It wasn't just a friendly coffee so to speak, because

606
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: that me so you're sure it wasn't like considered a

607
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: date on his part, because he's the one not calling

608
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: you back coffee if that's if he's territory when you

609
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: make it a date. Yeah, well, I definitely flirted with him.

610
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: There was definitely some flirting going on. All right, So

611
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you've heard from him.

612
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: It's been about Unfortunately, it's been about three weeks, which

613
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: is too super weird considering all the communication that we

614
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: had beforehand, and he hasn't responded to you at all. No,

615
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: not at all the last basically the end of the day.

616
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: I just asked him if he wanted to grab coffee

617
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: against some time. But other than that, I haven't heard Doc. Well,

618
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: why do you think he's not calling you back though?

619
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: What happened? Like, you know how we're on a date

620
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: and sometimes you can tell the other person's really not

621
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: into you. Could you tell if he was like into

622
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: you like you were into him? I mean I thought

623
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: he was, but it could have been. I mean, maybe

624
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: it was flirting too much. Like I said, it wasn't

625
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: a date date, but I definitely you know it was coffee,

626
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: it was it was friendly. It was like my own

627
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: way to really during the date. You can't think of

628
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: a time where maybe the vibe got like weird, Like

629
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: I said, I mean, I'm thinking maybe the flirting maybe

630
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: was a little off. If it was a date, you

631
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: would think you would want the flirting rate. That's why

632
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm thinking maybe he didn't think it was a date

633
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: or since I was my first instinct after you said, um,

634
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: the last thing that you guys said to each other

635
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: after getting coffee, was hey, let's get coffee again. Sometime

636
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: I was like that would feel like not a date

637
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: to me well, or or that I had that I

638
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: didn't pass the first coffee and we're not going to

639
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: dinner now now it's just like, hey, we're coffee buddies,

640
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: you know. True. Maybe I mean, perhaps I was friend zoned. Yeah,

641
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: perhaps I really want to know what's going on with theory,

642
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: because like he was really he was really sweet. He

643
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: was a gentleman. As a single parent, he kind of

644
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: understands the struggles of you know, day to day life

645
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: as a parent, you know, not having that significant other.

646
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: And I don't know, I just felt like we had

647
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: a lot in common. I thought we had common ground.

648
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm just a little I'm a little

649
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: discouraged that, you know, I haven't heard from him. And

650
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: he was also the perfect height. You know, I love

651
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: all men taller than me, and I'm only five three,

652
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: so I'm five foot so yeah, you know, put hills

653
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: on me and one still really short. So all right,

654
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't take much for me. All Right, we'll try

655
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: to figure it out for you. Play a song, comeback,

656
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: and then call him and get your first day follow up. Okay,

657
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, all right, we'll do it next.

658
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. Shelley is on the phone and

659
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: Kelly isn't getting a call back from a dude named Barry.

660
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: They met at their kids' daycare. They struck up a

661
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: conversation and they've known each other for a kind of

662
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: a little bit casually, and then they decided to go

663
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: out for coffee. She said coffee was the most amazing

664
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: experience of her life for ever, and she was pretty

665
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,839
Speaker 1: sure she was ready to get down on one knee

666
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: and proposed to him right there in the middle of

667
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: that indie coffee shop. She said this. She liked him

668
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: a lot. They went off for coffee, had a good time.

669
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 1: They're both single parents. They bonded over that, they bought

670
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: it over a bunch of other things. He's the perfect height.

671
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: She likes that too. And now he's not calling her back.

672
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: It's been three weeks. And how they ended things was

673
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: she said, hey, let's go get coffe again sometime and

674
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: he said sure, and that's it. So she's wondering what happened,

675
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: and you really can't think of anything like awkward or weird.

676
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. I really think they keep on too strong. Yeah,

677
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: guys did too strongrongest. Yeah, well I'm gonn Dallas. Phonehi

678
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: right now and get him on the phone and see

679
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: we can figure it out. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey,

680
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: you may speak to Berry please. Um, who's this? How

681
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: are you Berry? This is the Jewel Show. My name

682
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: is Jewel and my name is Alex. What are you? So?

683
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: What are you calling for? Exactly? Calling you because we

684
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: do a segment on the show called first Date follow Up.

685
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with

686
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: someone and then you ghost them after, they can email

687
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and find out

688
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: what happened. And you went out on a date with

689
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: a woman named Kelly. Yeah I did, Yes, you did.

690
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: And Kelly said that she really enjoyed your date. But

691
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: has been three weeks and you haven't not responded to

692
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: a single text or phone call from her? Yeah. I, UM,

693
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: honestly I probably should have contact her back at some point,

694
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: but well, why aren't you calling her back? It's I

695
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: didn't want to. Really, You've been kind of hard recently, um,

696
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: just in my personal life. So that played into it

697
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: in a little bit. Okay, okay, is it anything that

698
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: you could talk to us about? Because she really liked

699
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: you a lot. You know, it's, uh, it's kind of

700
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: a hard topic to talk. I just don't know if

701
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: I want to bring that up. To be quite honest

702
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: with it, I mean, if you're really not comfortable enough,

703
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: then you don't have to tell us. I get it.

704
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: So my therapist actually brought this up and said, I

705
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: hadn't started talking about this. I just have to open up.

706
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: And I guess that's going to be with you. Your

707
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: therapistode you gotta start talking about something. And this is

708
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: the reason that you're not calling Kelly back. Did you

709
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: like Kelly? I did? Yeah. Actually, I think Kelly is

710
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 1: a great person. I see her every day, and honestly,

711
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: I wish I had more, you know, I wish I

712
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: would have just called her back, But you know, and

713
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: under maybe different circumstances, I think i'd probably let you

714
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 1: see her again. This one's rough, So all right, Well

715
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: we can just tell her you weren't interested, no, see,

716
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: And that's the problem because I am interested. So I

717
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: said before, I think my therapist really wants me to

718
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: talk about it. Do you want to talk about it now,

719
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: it's uh, my wife is the issue? You're married? No,

720
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: not entirely. I was married and she passed away down

721
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: to her. It's a little bit different. It's a twist

722
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: on her. Damn man, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's um, it's

723
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: all right. Um. You know, when I met Kelly, it

724
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: was it was it was fun and I I really

725
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: knew I liked her, but it also scared me that

726
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: I liked her. So yeah, I can definitely see that. Yeah,

727
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: the idea of moving on is, um, it's difficult that

728
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: I feel guilty. How long has it been. It's been

729
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: a year? Oh man, a year. Well, if you feel

730
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: like that, and you know you've obviously talking to your

731
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: therapist about it, and she or he feels that you

732
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: need to talk to people about it, then would you

733
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: be open to possibly going out with her again. I

734
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: would definitely go out with her again, but at the

735
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: same time, I kind of feel bad about wanting to

736
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: do that. So let's say, so, did you talk to

737
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: your therapist about that after the date? Um? I did.

738
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: I did mention it. We brought it up and talking

739
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: with him, he just said, and I kind of knew

740
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 1: we would say this, and he said that I have

741
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: to just kind of get back to a normal life

742
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: and then I have to be okay with this decision

743
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: and make peace with the fact that I'm just not

744
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: a bad person for wanting something new and wanting to

745
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: move on and heal. So, and it's very normal. I

746
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: feel like what you're what you're feeling. And then once

747
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: you do, you know, find someone. If you do that

748
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: you fall in love with again. Then I believe that

749
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: if it's you know, the right person for you, that

750
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: it'll feel good. It won't feel bad, it won't feel

751
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: you know, obviously this was like the first date and

752
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 1: that you know, that's different than what I'm talking about,

753
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: but you will feel good and happy and like, you know,

754
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: so that's the thing. I you know, we went out

755
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: and I actually felt good for once it's been quite

756
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: a while. I didn't actually feel guilty while I was there,

757
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: but it was just, I don't know, it was a

758
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: good experience and then I just started thinking about it crazy.

759
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing. Yeah, and I know that was

760
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: incredibly hard. I will tell you this though. Kelly is

761
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: actually on the phone listening and she wants to talk

762
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: to you. I'm sorry I'm sorry. So Kelly's on the

763
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: lawn and she and she knows what's going on her. Yeah,

764
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: she's been listening. Well, you know, I'm actually glad she

765
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: she was on the lawn and she heard it, and honestly,

766
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: she she deserves it. Not I shouldn't have ignored her,

767
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: so at least she knows why now, I'm Kelly, are

768
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: you go? Hey, Barry, I'm I'm here. I'm wow. I'm

769
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: so sorry to hear about your wife. I appreciate, but

770
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's through. It's just not your fault, you know, Yeah,

771
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: I you know, listen, I didn't realize what was going on,

772
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: and if I had known, I definitely would not have

773
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: pressed on, you know, yeah, I mean I don't think

774
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: anybody saw that coming. Are you? Are you sure? You good? Barry? Oh? Um,

775
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm mom butter loving limits. Now that you know why

776
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 1: he wasn't calling you back, I mean, do you have

777
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: anything to say to him at all? Obviously you can't

778
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: blame him, right, No? I not, not not at all. Um,

779
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: At the very least. You know, I'd love Barry. I

780
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: would love for us to be friends and and grab

781
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: coffee again. But you know, obviously take our time. It

782
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: really doesn't have to go anywhere. I totally understand. I

783
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: really did like you though, So if you do decide

784
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 1: to take things a little further with me down the road,

785
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 1: you know, I'd love to revisit that and um, you know,

786
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: we can just go at your pace. Okay, Well I

787
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: appreciate that, but I'm gonna be honest with you. I

788
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: really do want to go on a date with you. Okay,

789
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: all right, then, Barry, would you like to go on

790
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: another date with Kelly? We'll pay for it. Yeah, you guys,

791
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: she's awesome, but she is so this is well. I

792
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: really hope the best for both of you and you

793
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: find complete happiness and love and everything at all. For sure.

794
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: Let us know how it goes. Keep us updated or anything. Absolutely, Hey,

795
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 1: if you want to have a fun date next time,

796
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: take your top off the top off of them Mac

797
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: and Jack after Jubils First Date. Follow up the Jubils

798
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's time for

799
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Text in four one O six

800
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: one if you have a secret to tell us and

801
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: you can say it on the show, and you're free

802
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: to say whatever you want. Nobody will know who you are,

803
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: because we don't even ask what your name is, so

804
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: everybody remains anonymous. And that's why everybody on the phone

805
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: who calls in for a dirty little secret gets a

806
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now, since

807
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: we learned a beatbox just the other day. Yeah, I'm

808
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: just gonna make a sound. We'll just do I'll make

809
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: a sound now, expreshial mica sound, then e sound, make

810
00:42:46,480 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: a sound. You're okay? So hello? Is that what I love?

811
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: What on the phone? Hey on the phone? Hello, That

812
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: was trying to give you a name, but it didn't

813
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 1: really go over very well. Yeah, you're beat box sir.

814
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: Beat boxing Joe. He beatboxing beatboxing Joe sling his gassy

815
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 1: beat boxing Joe. How are you? I'm good? How are

816
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: you not bad? You got any beat boxing competitions coming up?

817
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: On a railway station, because that's where beat boxing Joe

818
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: has I don't know why not that I know sounds

819
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: where he would be. That sounds like where he would

820
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: be a rail Yeah, he just he like hops on

821
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 1: the train, you know, the guys would like a little

822
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: stack over their shoulder. H Not beat boxing Joe though. Yeah,

823
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: he's a scamp. Okay, all right, well what is what?

824
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: What is Joe's? Yeah, what is your secret? Joe? Uh So,

825
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: me and a friend of mine where I think it's

826
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: safe day. We're kind of on the heavier side. We

827
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: have a bet going on right now to see who

828
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: can lose the most weight by the end of the year. Okay,

829
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: and you're sabotaging him. Well, there's a thousand dollars on

830
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 1: the line. Who Yeah, I feel like I'm coming out ahead.

831
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: But what my friend doesn't know is that I've had

832
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: gastric bypass surge. Oh what good for you? Bro? I

833
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 1: mean it is a competitive edge, I guess if you're trying.

834
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: It's the equivalent of steroids in like baseball. Wait, so

835
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: how does he not know? Like can't you not work

836
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: out for a while? Like are you not? Do you

837
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: not see him? Well, we don't. We don't see each other.

838
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: We kind of like post everything through emails to kind

839
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: of like like tracking for tracking purple. Yeah, when did

840
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: you get gastric bypass it? It's been about four months?

841
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: Four months like gradual Like wait, weight loss? Okay, I

842
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: know you saw it in to see the effects already.

843
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: I am, I am Okay, like I said, it's it's

844
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: taken me about four months to slowly start to see

845
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 1: those you know, progress happening right right? Okay, he has

846
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: no idea. I've done this obviously, so you know it's

847
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: really gonna suck because if you still lose the bet,

848
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: that would if you got gas or bypassed two. Both

849
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: of you guys good name. Do you mind telling us

850
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: how much you've lost so far? I've lost almost uh

851
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: so as of yesterday, I've lost the bow right at

852
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 1: about eighties three pounds? Whoa than like another human? Yeah,

853
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: well that's really good. And your friend how much has

854
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: he lost? I have to pull it up. I'm trying

855
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: to think through the last email sent me. It's in

856
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: like the low forties. I thank you. You're owning it?

857
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: Are doing that? How are you? What are you doing? Like?

858
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: What kind of what's your workout plan? Yeah? You're like

859
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: nothing dressed in recovery because that's the surgery I just had.

860
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: Who's the Way? Well, um, congratulations on a thousand bucks.

861
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: I know you havn't won the Way competition yet, but wait,

862
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: lost competition yet, But I'm going to go ahead and

863
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: guess that you will. Okay, thank you. I appreciate What's

864
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: your dirty Little Secret? The Jewil Show on demand in

865
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: case you missed it. September is now officially over, but

866
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: it was the last day of September yesterday, and September

867
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: is suicide Prevention an awareness month, something that I've personally

868
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: had struggles with and I know a lot of other

869
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: people have as well, on either side. So I spent

870
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: the entire week writing a poem and we aired it

871
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: yesterday and thank you for the reaction that I got.

872
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: We got a lot of messages and calls and texts

873
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 1: saying thank you and asking if we could play it again.

874
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: So here you go. Sometimes you have to shake things

875
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: up a little bit. It's a Jewel show and I

876
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: need to break format for a moment here. September was

877
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,879
Speaker 1: suicide prevention, an awareness month, and it's something that I've

878
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: struggled in my own life with, so I wanted to

879
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: share something that I wrote with you. I'll be find

880
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: it helpful, and I hope it encourages people to stop

881
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: calling suicide selfish, and I hope it encourages people who

882
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: are struggling to get some help. This poem that I

883
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: wrote is actually inspired by my real life journey, so

884
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: I hope it helps. This is not about you, how selfish.

885
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: This is about me, about me being selfless, me feeling helpless,

886
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 1: me knowing me, and I'm hopeless, me showing you less

887
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: of me. Lets you actually be free from me, so broken,

888
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: so rotten, I'll be easily forgotten. I weigh a ton

889
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: a heavy burden. You'll be sad for a day of that.

890
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: I'm certain. This smile so phony outside, I'm grinning inside.

891
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm lonely and exhausted from existence. Cry tonight because tomorrow

892
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: it'll be good riddance. This life is a sentence that

893
00:47:55,440 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: needs my omission. This death and equation, subtraction, no addition,

894
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 1: simple math, minusing me the correct answer in every instance.

895
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 1: You'll weep for an hour, but don't grimace. This fate,

896
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: it seems, is my saintly penance. Problems solved. It's just math,

897
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: my omission, a curtain called the final act, a permanent intermission.

898
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: You'll claim this hurts for the evening the next day,

899
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 1: thanks for leaving breathing relief, no doubt. So I take

900
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: a breath in, then I breathe out. No anxious attack,

901
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: just closed eyes, a click and a clack bang, Hang

902
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: on a second, that's the wrong method. Room for error.

903
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: I might move at the last minute instead of chaote.

904
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 1: I'd just be badly dented. I'm a failure even at

905
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: this and I won't let my triggers bust a shell.

906
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: That might be a straight up miss. Plus that's reckless,

907
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: and the last thing that I want is for you

908
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: to be cleaning up another one of my messes. Bad idea,

909
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: more distraught. Don't worry, though, I got you. These are

910
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: not second thoughts. I'm too tired, too tired to think,

911
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: too determined to turn back. How long is this movie?

912
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: Roll the credits fade to black. Don't worry, You'll see

913
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,959
Speaker 1: the hurt of my end will only be a minor disappointment,

914
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: a scrape, a skin knee that won't even need ointment.

915
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 1: You'll shed a tear in the morning, but you won't

916
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: miss your afternoon appointments. Enjoy the sunshine. I'll remove this rain,

917
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: so stop, let me off. I just want off of

918
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: this train. I've got it. Time for a serious game

919
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 1: of hangman. Oops, I lose, I fit the noose, kick

920
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: the chair out from under my shoes. I'm in control.

921
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: That's the method. I'll use get ready spread the wonderful news.

922
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: It's working. The veins in my temples bulging my face

923
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: in intense shade of red. Are my eyes gonna pop

924
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: out of my head? This is sad, but that would

925
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: be funny. Wow, everything is so quiet. This room is

926
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: so fuzzy. That smile that I wore as a prop

927
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 1: it's real now, as I listened to, my pulse slowly

928
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: chugged to a stop. In case you forgot the plot,

929
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: this isn't selfish, this is for you. You're welcome, this

930
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: is selfless. Wait stop, hold on? What was that? Jolted

931
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: awake by a cough, a gag in a hack, the

932
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: dreadful realization that something went wrong, and I'm back? What

933
00:50:55,400 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: time is it the next morning? But I thought, but

934
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 1: I thought I forgot. I never learned how to tie

935
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: a good knot. Still here, dazed, confused, lying on this

936
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: cold wooden floor, crying not again, realizing no more, agonizing.

937
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: This must stop. Someone give me a mop, time to

938
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: clean up this slate. Somehow, some way, apparently I'm meant

939
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 1: to stay. And all I can say is I'm glad

940
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: that I can't tie a knot. Ten toes on the

941
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: ground I've been saved by the bell twelfth round. Thank

942
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: god that I up that knot. I see it now

943
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. You wouldn't be throwing a party. I

944
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: could finally see I need you, you love me. I'm

945
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: actually seen. My trauma taught me that I'm broken and worthless,

946
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: not worth a thought. Thank god I never learned how

947
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: to tie a proper knot. Let your lungs run dry.

948
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: Then revive and realize how much you like breathing. Appreciate

949
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: every breath. It's breathtaking. I've been you, the despair, just

950
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: surviving with no home, all those crowded days alone, counting

951
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: hours with no purpose. Know this, there is someone, even

952
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 1: if it's you, that will pick you up when you fall.

953
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: Make a call, tell a friend. Don't suffer in silence,

954
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: quietly wishing this will end. Ask for help and be

955
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: amazed when you see the love on their face telling

956
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: you that they want you to stay. It's worth it.

957
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: A new outfit, Ask for help, share your thoughts. Where

958
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: the support with pride like it was store bought OOTD.

959
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: You're not alone. Let them know and you'll see how

960
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: much support you've got. I shouldn't know I did so

961
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 1: and that's the reason I'm thankful that I'm really terrible,

962
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:14,320
Speaker 1: absolutely horrible, ridiculously, miraculously bad at tying a knot. The

963
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: Jibbel Show on Demand