Speaker 1: Oh, I missed that clap. Oh, I missed the clapping
Speaker 1: of your butt cheeks.
Speaker 2: I missed your clap, like, uh, chlamydia.
Speaker 3: Okay the clap, I got the clap, I got the collapse.
Speaker 1: Welcome hey on three one two three, welcoming back to
Speaker 1: emergency iner. Come now. I actually feel like a bit
Speaker 1: of somebody who's mentally deranged for talking in front of
Speaker 1: a camera like this.
Speaker 2: It does feel strange. Although it's only been what two
Speaker 2: weeks since we've talked into a mic.
Speaker 1: Oh I guess yeah, because we did Pullman the Great
Speaker 1: City of.
Speaker 3: Oh I love Pullman.
Speaker 2: That episode we got and we're gonna drop it on Patreon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on our Patreon. But we went to Washington Pullman.
Speaker 1: Just an update of what we've been up to. Right
Speaker 1: after our break, almost immediately we.
Speaker 2: Went dove into work. Yeah, you said we weren't gonna work,
Speaker 2: and we worked.
Speaker 1: But it was awesome, fun work. Because I love attention.
Speaker 1: I have been thinking about this because I'm sure people
Speaker 1: are like, well, where's your mental health? I decided what's like.
Speaker 1: The big thing is I can't see people talking about
Speaker 1: me and being a public figure like I love doing entertainment.
Speaker 1: And I love being a comedian and I love attention.
Speaker 1: But then the attention part is too much for my
Speaker 1: caveman brain because some of that attention is people saying
Speaker 1: I'm a bit and then I'm like hello, but whatever.
Speaker 1: But it was fun because I like attention, so I
Speaker 1: still got my attention, and it was only good attention
Speaker 1: because you have to be a crazy demon to go
Speaker 1: somewhere publicly and be like I hate you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, But it was awesome chatting in front of
Speaker 2: a bunch of people. I was shipting myself before, like
Speaker 2: I was literally doing bread breathing exercises before the show.
Speaker 2: How embarrassing you want to do it on camera?
Speaker 1: Even though.
Speaker 3: Seen ky Bler.
Speaker 4: That was pretty fucked up.
Speaker 1: He's messing it up. You had to like, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't roll your eyes up and then do.
Speaker 4: It into the rolling.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm red.
Speaker 1: He's too embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Red red.
Speaker 1: All I see is red because I've.
Speaker 3: Been period that.
Speaker 2: Actually I need to bring that up. That's a good Yeah,
Speaker 2: I am on my rag.
Speaker 3: I'm on the rag right now.
Speaker 1: I have good news. I'm late on my rag, very
Speaker 1: late for the rag might have to go.
Speaker 3: It's been two months to.
Speaker 1: The container store, buy a few rags, to and to
Speaker 1: what's it called to, Like you know when you buy
Speaker 1: a pregnancy test because you feel like, oh, if I
Speaker 1: take a pregnancy test, I'll just get my period because
Speaker 1: that's just how your body works. Because it's like, girl,
Speaker 1: you're tripping, like we're here, like you're so annoying my
Speaker 1: girls know, no, you know, but that's not funny. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: my period.
Speaker 3: It's really it's really scary.
Speaker 1: I mean I've taken two pregnancy tests negative. They were
Speaker 1: seven eleven pregnancy tests, which I.
Speaker 2: Don't Oh yeah we did, there's oh the way, so.
Speaker 1: I've taken three. I took one in Pullman negative, and
Speaker 1: then I took two.
Speaker 2: Here girls after a night of drink, second.
Speaker 1: Home and I door desk myself to seven eleven pregnancy tests.
Speaker 2: I was just about to say, why don't you get
Speaker 2: the air one pregnancy test?
Speaker 1: Is there actually one?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all ever stepped on a lego? Like I actually
Speaker 2: stepped on a lego? I'm serious because that.
Speaker 1: Hurt hurt you? Yes, yeah, No, kids in the nineties
Speaker 1: don't even know what we're talking about.
Speaker 5: Phones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lego, they build the lego bricks on their phones.
Speaker 1: Lego having a comeback is actually crazy, but that's a
Speaker 1: different story. Lego having a comeback for adults, Like kids
Speaker 1: don't even use legos. It's literally all the adults who
Speaker 1: use them as kids now spending quadruple the price of
Speaker 1: what legos used to cost, so you can have fake
Speaker 1: orchids in your house. Yikes, yikes, yikes. Why don't you
Speaker 1: just doom scroll on your phone like the rest of us?
Speaker 3: Ill, what is going on?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Sorry, my name's Jericho.
Speaker 1: Oh wait what?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hello, Drew? I think, Oh is this your Is this
Speaker 1: your straight altar?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Oh you haven't got that far
Speaker 1: yet your sexuality.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not making fun of the idea and making fun
Speaker 2: of people that are making fake the ID. But I
Speaker 2: did come to a conclusion today. Okay, while I was
Speaker 2: pacing around talking to Kai, while Ya was throwing her
Speaker 2: like makeup ship in the toilet and just leaving it
Speaker 2: there to sit, and I thought it was a poop
Speaker 2: on a piece of toilet paper. I wish I took
Speaker 2: a picture for you guys, but it is a vile scene.
Speaker 1: I put makeup on my hands and then I wipe
Speaker 1: it with toilet paper, and I always throw it into
Speaker 1: the toilet and I never well because it feels like
Speaker 1: a waste of water. It's not like actual like fecal matter.
Speaker 2: It's But I realized we all can agree bisexual people
Speaker 2: aren't real. Like we all know that you you said it.
Speaker 1: I never said that.
Speaker 3: You said it, Guys like.
Speaker 1: We don't say that. I can't. Actually I can't vouch
Speaker 1: for COD.
Speaker 4: I don't say that, but I don't say it on camera.
Speaker 2: But all bisexual people really should be tested for di
Speaker 2: ID associated identity disorder, because I'm sure what's really going
Speaker 2: on is you have an altar fronting that is straight
Speaker 2: and then you go back to your gay self and
Speaker 2: it's really you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I mean, like I the thing is, like I feel
Speaker 1: like you would only know from personal experience.
Speaker 2: That bisexuality isn't real. No, I'm the only real bisexual
Speaker 2: person on this planet.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're the only one who gets to take claim. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it because you've come to the conclusion of that theory.
Speaker 1: So if you know that, then you can't be like
Speaker 1: one of the bad ones. What are you trying to say?
Speaker 1: I don't want to shore.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're trying to say.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that I'm the only real, straight up
Speaker 2: person in this room.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jack, I misheard you.
Speaker 4: I thought you said are versus do they have the ID?
Speaker 2: And you're actually Now that I think about it, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it makes sense for that. Yeah, there are no real
Speaker 2: bottoms and I mean no real tops in this world
Speaker 2: except for cops or bottoms.
Speaker 3: All cops are bottoms a cab all cops are bottoms.
Speaker 1: Did you just make that up?
Speaker 3: I made it up like a long ass time.
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 2: It really specific events. Wait, so transpired? Oh?
Speaker 1: I was going to say something one of my friends
Speaker 1: made up, but I can't say it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, another thing I've been thinking about. Cats don't
Speaker 2: get hairballs anymore. I've never seen a hairball.
Speaker 1: I don't think they were ever real because I've never
Speaker 1: seen one either. That sh it's fake. I think people
Speaker 1: were mistaking it for your cat, like eating your things
Speaker 1: you leave around on the floor.
Speaker 2: I've seen a real hair ball back in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Ship was crazy back then.
Speaker 4: I haven't seeing one since the nineties either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you definitely were alive. You were you.
Speaker 3: We both contemplated.
Speaker 4: I looked in both of your eyes and then that's
Speaker 4: just like shrink.
Speaker 3: You saw it, you saw it happening.
Speaker 4: But yeah, Oh the other thing is the bugs on
Speaker 4: the front of cars.
Speaker 2: There's no there is actually actually real science behind Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like a real thing, testicides. They're killing all the
Speaker 2: big bugs that splat on your cars when you drive
Speaker 2: on the freeze.
Speaker 1: Oh really. You know what's crazy is I feel like
Speaker 1: when I drive for a long time in Miami, I
Speaker 1: still see that, like if I driving to the evergladon back.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's not as much.
Speaker 2: As I got driving home from like a baseball game
Speaker 2: late at night with the bright lights and then coming
Speaker 2: home and seeing it the next morning.
Speaker 3: Like hella, bugs everywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh that was like honestly jarring at the time, but
Speaker 2: now looking back, very beautiful.
Speaker 3: Someone needs to make a movie.
Speaker 1: I have never been to a baseball game in my life,
Speaker 1: really never wanted my life.
Speaker 2: I went to my first no, no, not my first
Speaker 2: first baseball game since I watched a person die at one.
Speaker 2: It was in a new stadium, so I felt comfortable going.
Speaker 2: The energy has been erased. But yeah, I went to
Speaker 2: that in Texas. It was really nice.
Speaker 3: I used to play baseball too growing up.
Speaker 4: I know you saw someone die in a baseball things.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I one hundred percent did. It was really
Speaker 3: told the story. Yeah I told it before.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm like trying to get a ball.
Speaker 3: It was like really really s Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like personally like I persevere through anything, and
Speaker 1: I feel like as a child, I would have seen
Speaker 1: him like okay, like keep the game going.
Speaker 3: No, it was really horrific.
Speaker 4: For me.
Speaker 1: That would have been my vibe. I would have been like,
Speaker 1: let's keep it pushing. Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Just it's just really sad.
Speaker 1: Do you want sympathy right now? No, you can just
Speaker 1: say it like you just say and you can get
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want sympathy right now.
Speaker 1: I guess I won't give it to you. Well, well,
Speaker 1: I decided that we don't need to take physics class
Speaker 1: and stuff because all of it it's really easy, and
Speaker 1: I think our human brains are just designed to know
Speaker 1: how much force we need for certain things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, physics is bullshit. People are breaking the laws
Speaker 2: of physics all the time, like people running four minute
Speaker 2: sub four minute miles, like doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the kind of videos I see on my
Speaker 1: TikTok timeline. I'm like, this ship isn't real. Y'all are
Speaker 1: just trying to put words to something magical that has happened,
Speaker 1: and we don't need words for everything.
Speaker 2: I've been saying that for so long, like this world
Speaker 2: is truly just magic.
Speaker 3: None of it makes sense.
Speaker 1: I mean when you say it, for some reason, it
Speaker 1: sounds really bad.
Speaker 2: It's like a magical universe, Like I can't put it
Speaker 2: into words.
Speaker 3: If you get it, you get it.
Speaker 1: But like this ship, you're saying like this world is magic,
Speaker 1: like like for some reason, it just sounds like kind
Speaker 1: of more on the like looney side of things.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm like it's on like the side
Speaker 2: where I'm like, oh yeah, this is like truly the beautiful,
Speaker 2: Like this artix on my chest that's really old.
Speaker 1: Actually that that one's.
Speaker 2: Old, So he didn't get this ship is magical. And
Speaker 2: then take it off and you see my short little
Speaker 2: shirt that makes me look strong kai.
Speaker 4: Whoh, I love that shirt.
Speaker 1: Also, I've okay, so I've decided what I need for
Speaker 1: my mental health, like where I need to be so oh,
Speaker 1: I need to move to a farm that is like
Speaker 1: a fifteen minute drive from a town where I am
Speaker 1: undeniably a ten. And that's what I need. Like, I
Speaker 1: think that's what I need because when we went to
Speaker 1: the Renaissance Fair, and I at a Renaissance fair, I
Speaker 1: am a fucking twenty eight, like I literally and I
Speaker 1: was wearing my Dorothy dress. So I was literally I
Speaker 1: was quite literally AI generated for the there, like it
Speaker 1: was insane when I have this dress, well in start
Speaker 1: a picture that it is literally just like a Dorothy
Speaker 1: ass dress and I've only worn it out to convention.
Speaker 2: I know I was. I wasn't gonna say because I
Speaker 2: didn't want to interrupt you, but it's gonna drive me insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could stabilize it with my big fat ass.
Speaker 2: I just that's not gonna work. Your ass doesn't fix everything.
Speaker 2: You can't like put it in my face constantly and
Speaker 2: just douce bad shit to me and then just put
Speaker 2: your ass in my face and think it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: A doesn't fix it.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's not gonna fit to everyone, Like, okay, complaining,
Speaker 4: complaining all the time.
Speaker 1: For once he knows what he's talking about. But you
Speaker 1: also don't know what you're talking about, because you don't
Speaker 1: know about the joys of getting like your palms fixed
Speaker 1: with some ass.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 1: Ill, But yeah, I wear this little Dorothy dress and
Speaker 1: I've only worn it to like conventions. I wore it
Speaker 1: to like Monster Palooza, which is like a horror convention
Speaker 1: most of the time.
Speaker 2: We're big convention girls over here.
Speaker 3: Yeah we love.
Speaker 1: And then I wore to the Renaissance Festival, which I
Speaker 1: would argue is just a Renaissance convention.
Speaker 2: You bought it not thinking it was a Dorothy dress,
Speaker 2: but you worn it to like cosplay conventions and everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're like Dorothy, You're Dorothy, and You're like, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's just my dress, but it is.
Speaker 1: It is very Dorothy because I was gonna wear red shoes,
Speaker 1: but I was like this is too much, and everybody
Speaker 1: was like where are your slippers? Like why are you
Speaker 1: looking at my feet? Like why are you looking at
Speaker 1: my feet right now? Because you're and literally the amount
Speaker 1: of comments I got were crazy, Like I was standing
Speaker 1: in line to do like bow and arrow stuff and
Speaker 1: they were like, well, I don't think Dorothy's shooting bows
Speaker 1: and arrows like.
Speaker 2: She's a little more Yeah wait, why did they have riz?
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of crazy, but it's really scary. But
Speaker 1: also something about it is so riveting and awesome because
Speaker 1: I love attention. Yeah, so that's what I need in
Speaker 1: my life is I need to be able to decompress
Speaker 1: for three weeks at a time. It's like loneliness and
Speaker 1: like nothingness, only interacting with my friends and then.
Speaker 3: Get flirt with a bunch recently.
Speaker 1: I know something about it, like what's up, Like.
Speaker 2: It's your hair, it's your beautiful, luscious locks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. When my hair was like short and
Speaker 1: too cool, people were like she's weird and I'm scared
Speaker 1: of her. But now they're like, she's normal, guys. Look
Speaker 1: she has kind of long hair. She's normal. Like that's
Speaker 1: the vibe. But yeah, that's what I need. I just
Speaker 1: need to like go and like live in like some
Speaker 1: corner of the earth and then go to the town
Speaker 1: and get hella attention and get flirted with by people
Speaker 1: who scare me.
Speaker 2: You came to Granberry. We went to Granberry together and
Speaker 2: it was honestly so lit and cute.
Speaker 3: We did Easter with my Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 2: Sorry, my stomach is literally like being so weird right now.
Speaker 2: I keep trying to get it on camera because it's
Speaker 2: like making like crazy fucking sounds.
Speaker 1: I think it might be the yup duck honestly, probably
Speaker 1: because I had it last night and.
Speaker 2: Some damn.
Speaker 1: But Yeah, we went to Grandbury and I was playing
Speaker 1: with babies and it was fucking.
Speaker 3: Ryan came as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah Ryan was there and we were playing with babies
Speaker 1: and being mother as fuck and it was lit. But
Speaker 1: I really don't want one of those, Yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: a lot have it. Like the ideal situation of my
Speaker 1: life is someone close to me to have a baby
Speaker 1: and then I get to like raise it by proxy
Speaker 1: and I get to just be the cool person, because
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to be the person in
Speaker 1: some on a kid's life who later on there like
Speaker 1: she was a bitch, she told me what to do, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be that. I want to be
Speaker 1: the opposite of that, and I want to be the
Speaker 1: one who's making the parents life really hard because when
Speaker 1: the kid's with me, I let them do whatever they
Speaker 1: want and then they're like, I knowed so much more
Speaker 1: nicer than you.
Speaker 2: I fucking hat I just watched like a literally thirteen
Speaker 2: part series. I bought one hour a WiFi on my
Speaker 2: phone just so I could text you that I was
Speaker 2: taking off and when I was landing, and then I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to get off my phone after this.
Speaker 2: I'm only using the hour because I like not having
Speaker 2: my phone.
Speaker 1: Did you even text me that? Though?
Speaker 3: You just never responded, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know what's been happening is I did something in
Speaker 1: my phone that my sleep thing stays on until like
Speaker 1: one PM or I have to manually turn it off,
Speaker 1: and I don't see any text.
Speaker 3: Until I tell you.
Speaker 2: It says do not disturb forever on your phone. But
Speaker 2: I watched this like thirteen part I only got to
Speaker 2: part eight on TikTok in the hour that I watched it,
Speaker 2: because I was watching it all the way through, and
Speaker 2: it was literally about I don't even know what it
Speaker 2: was about.
Speaker 1: About, like children and like how they find other adults
Speaker 1: who will let them do oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, him, like yeah, him being like I want to
Speaker 2: live with my dad, and the mom being.
Speaker 3: Like really scary, like really scary.
Speaker 2: Manipulative and like pulling out every manipulation tactic from the book.
Speaker 2: It was literally horrifying, and if I ever had to
Speaker 2: go through that, I would freak the fuck out because
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: Scary as the kid are as the mom.
Speaker 2: As the kid like the mom was fucked up. And
Speaker 2: then I found a YouTube channel and I dove into
Speaker 2: that afterwards, and when I was writing the fucking La
Speaker 2: Exit Bus, which is the worst fucking thing ever created, ever, ever,
Speaker 2: and I just watched the dad's YouTube channel of him
Speaker 2: basically like posting videos to but.
Speaker 1: It was real people.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it was like like one of those
Speaker 1: like psychological, like a therapist kind of situations where it's
Speaker 1: just like, here's what happens to kids, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Someone knows what I'm referencing them.
Speaker 1: When I fell asleep last night, I'll tell you exactly
Speaker 1: what I fell asleep too, and I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: anything about it, but I'll just say that I was like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: there's like words for everything. Huh, y'all just be naming everything. Actually,
Speaker 1: what I really fell asleep to is it's the Matrix.
Speaker 1: But it's the Matrix but for a locusts by Tom Scott,
Speaker 1: who I originally thought was really sexy, but then look
Speaker 1: at the way he walks. It like actually made me
Speaker 1: want to throw up.
Speaker 3: Built it for locusts.
Speaker 1: One of the great challenges in sudden collective behavior is
Speaker 1: that does this just you thought he was sexy something
Speaker 1: about him is sexy, but look at the way he walks.
Speaker 3: It's giving nerdy.
Speaker 1: Wait wait can you hurry up?
Speaker 4: Like were the YouTuber?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got really it is the walk ho.
Speaker 4: He's like a small frame.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his shoulders are like like he's like stout. But
Speaker 2: like I was like immediately I was like no. But
Speaker 2: then after I like observed for a little that, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, okay, like I get it.
Speaker 1: Because you know what it is. It's like he's like smart,
Speaker 1: he knows what he's talking about. He's got a little
Speaker 1: charm to him. I like his videos. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: people like I always said by it also like this
Speaker 1: is weird. Like I'm not talking about specifically him. I
Speaker 1: don't want to like sit here and sexualize man. I
Speaker 1: don't know who's also probably married, Like this isn't about him,
Speaker 1: but I've always said like.
Speaker 3: This it's about him for me.
Speaker 4: Baby, it's probably got a monster cock.
Speaker 1: People who are really really passionate about certain subjects like
Speaker 1: you know, they get down like you just know, like
Speaker 1: especially people who are like so about that one thing publicly,
Speaker 1: It's like they don't have like a shame filter or anything.
Speaker 1: They don't think what they do is shameful or like
Speaker 1: weird to like something so much to like they have
Speaker 1: no shame in bed. So it's like, exactly, you're literally
Speaker 1: a freaking exactly that's what people say about me behind clothes.
Speaker 1: I just like a good, like topical person, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love topics.
Speaker 2: I like have a lot of topics that I love
Speaker 2: and talking about I just like chat about a few things.
Speaker 2: And it's like I can tell you about mostly anything
Speaker 2: well because.
Speaker 1: You were boring.
Speaker 3: Wow wow, wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is like a genuine question and not a
Speaker 2: joke question. Are there like makeup stations in the women's bathroom.
Speaker 3: At the airport?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like, are there like stations where you get to do
Speaker 2: your makeup after you get out off a flight or
Speaker 2: do you just have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some airports, yeah, some airports and bathrooms in general
Speaker 1: will have a separate mirror just with like a little
Speaker 1: stool or like a little thing.
Speaker 2: I guarantee of the men out there didn't know that
Speaker 2: because I was watching this TikTok.
Speaker 1: You went into a women's bathroom?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just was recording.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, what did you do you watch?
Speaker 2: I was watching this video of this girl tour like
Speaker 2: a gender neutral like actually a gender neutral restroom.
Speaker 3: Women and women went in there, and.
Speaker 2: Either side you went in, the stalls were like completely
Speaker 2: closed floor to ceiling. The doors were completely sealed and
Speaker 2: like it was like men and women only. I think
Speaker 2: it was in like Kansas or some shit, And they
Speaker 2: were bantering about like the makeup stations in it, and
Speaker 2: they were like, well, you're just doing the makeup in
Speaker 2: the middle of the bathroom. And then it just got
Speaker 2: me spiraling and thinking. I was like, oh, that's probably
Speaker 2: a thing, because that Ryan was like, I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: my makeup when I got off my flight in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a thing in a lot of bathrooms. But
Speaker 1: also sometimes people just like pull out their into it.
Speaker 1: But a lot of airport bathrooms have just made space
Speaker 1: for it because it's really common, and I feel like
Speaker 1: a lot of bathrooms in general, like as time has
Speaker 1: gone by, I see that a lot. In Japan. That
Speaker 1: was a big thing. Actually in Japan, a lot of
Speaker 1: the like most of the bathrooms I went in had
Speaker 1: that and had like full body mirrors and a lot
Speaker 1: of things of that nature, because they actually respect looking good.
Speaker 1: And then in America they're like, you know what, Actually,
Speaker 1: I will say this, I can't stand when I go
Speaker 1: into a bathroom and there is no mirror. It feels
Speaker 1: like you were putting me in jail. Like it literally
Speaker 1: I'm like, why am I being punished? Like why am
Speaker 1: I being punished? Why am I in the scary with
Speaker 1: no reflective object to look at myself? That's what bathrooms
Speaker 1: are for there to wash your hands, pee and look
Speaker 1: at yourself and like decompress, and where is the mirror.
Speaker 1: If I'm eating at a restaurant and I go into
Speaker 1: the bathroom and there's no mirror, I genuinely feel like
Speaker 1: I'm being held and I'm like you literally making me
Speaker 1: pay you to be in prison right now, Like that's
Speaker 1: what I feel like.
Speaker 2: Or like a seven eleven bathroom where it's like the
Speaker 2: piece of like reflective paper that's always like helladented, so
Speaker 2: when you look in it, it's like, what's the fucking point?
Speaker 1: It's literally like you're fucking like greening. Speaking of greening Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm literally being annoying and like fixing my lipstick right now.
Speaker 1: I'm just that kind of girl. Would you ever wear
Speaker 1: like clothes like that? You know, like uh, somebody who's
Speaker 1: like died before, Like would you ever wear like a
Speaker 1: dead person's clothes or some like.
Speaker 3: Hell no?
Speaker 2: No, oh okay, hell no, oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, because I mean I was gonna. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm literally wearing that now.
Speaker 3: He No, I need say that.
Speaker 1: And sing literally was wrong with you? Anyway? Speaking of
Speaker 1: greening out, the other night, I finally got so high
Speaker 1: that I got scared. Like I've been really everybody knows,
Speaker 1: I've been testing it out, like I've just been pushing
Speaker 1: the limits of what I could where I could go
Speaker 1: in my mind where's my mind?
Speaker 3: And I was.
Speaker 1: Hanging out with Orion, and like Orian is a normal person,
Speaker 1: so she has a normal person tolerance. And then there's
Speaker 1: me who literally when I talk about, like to any
Speaker 1: of my friends the milligrams I take, they are literally
Speaker 1: laughing at me. But usually so what I did is
Speaker 1: my usual thing is like the two milligram THHG six
Speaker 1: milligram or is it four? I think it's four milligram?
Speaker 1: Two and four, Yeah, two and four right, two THG
Speaker 1: four CBD. That's usually what I do, except when we
Speaker 1: were in Texas, I took some of the edibles we
Speaker 1: had there, and I took half of it, which was
Speaker 1: also still such a tiny amount. I think it was
Speaker 1: like five thhg but one EBD, which for me is
Speaker 1: fucking insane. And I literally was having the best time
Speaker 1: in my life. Drew was talking and it felt like
Speaker 1: I was watching TV like you was talking to his mom,
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding, It felt like I was watching
Speaker 1: TV like everything was so funny, and it was literally
Speaker 1: the best night of my life. And it just felt
Speaker 1: like I was watching TV the whole night. Like my
Speaker 1: eyes weren't my eyes, My eyes were an led screen
Speaker 1: like and.
Speaker 2: It feel like you were watching TV. Sorry, that was
Speaker 2: so fucking mean.
Speaker 4: That was like, I do think that's the meanest thing
Speaker 4: I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like mean, that wasn't even funny.
Speaker 1: Now, if I said something to ruin your whole life,
Speaker 1: I'd be wrong. Now, if I said something to literally
Speaker 1: deteriorate any ounce of confidence you have in that little
Speaker 1: body of yours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So she called me a little no you're scrawny.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Drew popped that jacket of sucking. See your arms.
Speaker 1: Don't embarrass him. Don't embarrass him like that.
Speaker 4: Damn, that looks good. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I needed a little confident boost after that.
Speaker 1: Well, it felt like I was fucking watching TV and
Speaker 1: it was awesome and you can suck my fucking balls, bitch,
Speaker 1: stupid fucking cunt.
Speaker 3: Was it the ones that the watermelon.
Speaker 1: Was green ones? No, it was green apple, green apple.
Speaker 1: I got Caesar green candy and thinks watermelon like literally
Speaker 1: mean when I'm a freak. But it was awesome. And
Speaker 1: then when I got back, I went to go get
Speaker 1: those because I was like, damn, maybe that's the vibe
Speaker 1: I needs to be on, is just being a little
Speaker 1: scared but like having fun. At the same time, they
Speaker 1: didn't have them, So when I was hanging out with
Speaker 1: a Ryan, I went back to my normal ones and
Speaker 1: oh my god, actually, no, I had so much weed
Speaker 1: that night. Now that I think about.
Speaker 2: It, I really like, we're obliterated.
Speaker 1: No, not even that night. But when I got back,
Speaker 1: I was trying to mimic that, but I just realized
Speaker 1: I had so much weed. Pro for me, I had
Speaker 1: my cancer. That's to THHD for CBD. This is so
Speaker 1: annoying that I'm coming back. I'm talking about weed like
Speaker 1: in this like increment. But it's really funny.
Speaker 3: How my good, we're good, we swear.
Speaker 1: Also the idea that I think this is bad when
Speaker 1: most people are like girl, that's literally nothing, but whatever.
Speaker 1: So I did my like can that's the one I
Speaker 1: usually have, and then I had half of one of
Speaker 1: Orion's five milograms. So now I'm at like four point
Speaker 1: five mil guys, whatever, it's not even even like that.
Speaker 1: That's not how those things work. But if we're gonna
Speaker 1: do it, that's how it is. And I knew I
Speaker 1: was really high because now I'm like at a little
Speaker 1: above my CBD to THHC. I know it's really high
Speaker 1: because I was like a little scared. Every time I spoke.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was being a freak, and everything
Speaker 1: I said, I was like, why did I say that?
Speaker 1: Even though like oh, because planes got brought up. So
Speaker 1: it was really bad for me because I went on
Speaker 1: a really long tangent about plane and I started like
Speaker 1: naming off a bunch of the crazy plane crashes that
Speaker 1: I have memorized and exactly what happened and what year
Speaker 1: and like all these things that I started going in
Speaker 1: and then it was just like me Orian and one
Speaker 1: another person. I was like, oh my god, I need
Speaker 1: to stop doing that. And then I kind of got
Speaker 1: myself to shut up and whatever. I'm getting a little tired.
Speaker 1: We go to like being Orion are just like sleeping
Speaker 1: in her like living room and watching TV, and I'm
Speaker 1: kind of starting to fall asleep, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is perfect. It's twelve o'clock. I've been on an
Speaker 1: early schedule. I'll just go to sleep and I start
Speaker 1: falling asleep, and then Orion's like still on her phone
Speaker 1: and like we're still kind of talking, and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: should we take another edible? And I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then she was like, girl, come on.
Speaker 1: I was like okay, fine, yeah, okay, and then she
Speaker 1: gave me another half. I think it was like a
Speaker 1: half of her ten or something, and I took another
Speaker 1: five milligram milligrams and I didn't think anything of it
Speaker 1: because I was like, dude, I'm so tired, I'm literally
Speaker 1: gonna fall asleep before this hits me. And then like
Speaker 1: thirty minutes goes by sitting while I'm watching this like
Speaker 1: murder documentarything, and I'm like laying there and I start
Speaker 1: falling asleep as I'm closing my eyes. I'm imagining a
Speaker 1: life if I didn't go to sleep that much. Describe
Speaker 1: it like, I would close my eyes and my eyes
Speaker 1: were still open.
Speaker 2: Girl, she gave you a fucking fenon on you od
Speaker 2: and now you're in a different dimension. No, I literally
Speaker 2: like would go falling cry.
Speaker 1: I'm crying from laughing so hard. But like I like
Speaker 1: literally was like so high, and I started to get
Speaker 1: so high so fast because I also we'd eat in
Speaker 1: like five hours before, so now because it's like midnight,
Speaker 1: so now I'm like, oh fuck, I'm like I don't
Speaker 1: think I have enough food in my stomach for like
Speaker 1: all the edibles that are out rotting on top of
Speaker 1: my stomach lining. And I was just sitting there falling asleep.
Speaker 1: And then because I could still hear the TV, it
Speaker 1: was like my eyes never closed and I couldn't tell
Speaker 1: if I was closing my eyes or not. And then
Speaker 1: I like couldn't tell if I was breathing, and I
Speaker 1: was like I would go like and I was like
Speaker 1: so scared and I didn't want to seem like I
Speaker 1: was freaking out laying down next to Ryan, so I
Speaker 1: was like holding my breath because I didn't want to
Speaker 1: see like I was breathing really hard, trying to live.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 1: It's freaking out, And what's awesome is I was dead silent,
Speaker 1: Well this is happening. So Ryan has no idea that
Speaker 1: this all happened next to her and then like actually
Speaker 1: I kind of told her like an hour later, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just I couldn't go to sleep. I was
Speaker 1: so tired and like the edible was just beating my ass.
Speaker 1: Like I just was like trying to go to sleep,
Speaker 1: and I like couldn't because my brain was like you're
Speaker 1: still awake because you're like you know exactly what this
Speaker 1: room looks like, so your eyes aren't closed.
Speaker 2: Like girl, you were literally tripping.
Speaker 1: And I then I just like opened my eyes and
Speaker 1: sat up because I was like, Okay, I guess I
Speaker 1: can't go to sleep, like my body is like not
Speaker 1: letting me right now. So I got up and just
Speaker 1: started getting really hyper fixated on the murder.
Speaker 2: Thing I've been there before, when like I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: like if I go to sleep, I'll actually die, so
Speaker 2: like I can't go to sleep right now, and I'll
Speaker 2: just like try to keep myself awake and like poke
Speaker 2: the whites of my eyes trying to keep myself.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was the other thing. I had contacts on,
Speaker 1: and I didn't bring my glasses to her house because
Speaker 1: it was like an impromptu sleepover, so I my eyes
Speaker 1: were really really dry for a long time until she
Speaker 1: finally gave me contact things to put my contacts in.
Speaker 1: But by that time, my eyes were so bloodshot and
Speaker 1: dry from having my contacts in too long, So my
Speaker 1: eyes were really dry, and I kept like doing the
Speaker 1: thing where I like close my eyes and I like
Speaker 1: rubbed the top lid to try and like literally force
Speaker 1: them to make moisture. But then it kind of passed
Speaker 1: because she got up and she was like, I need
Speaker 1: a snack so bad, and I was like, yeah, me too,
Speaker 1: and then she went and got snacks and I sat
Speaker 1: there trying to literally just be like okay, like you're
Speaker 1: gonna eat and it's gonna like you're gonna live, like
Speaker 1: like I literally was like I'm not crazy. Like it
Speaker 1: literally felt like she was upstairs for two hours and
Speaker 1: I was just downstairs twiddling my thumbs because also my
Speaker 1: phone was dead, so I literally couldn't even like joom scroll.
Speaker 1: It was just the murder dock in front of me,
Speaker 1: and I kept pausing it because crazy things were happening
Speaker 1: over there. I was, and I was like, well, Ryan
Speaker 1: has to see this. This is fucking insane. But then
Speaker 1: she gave me snacks. I'm not kidding. I experienced exactly
Speaker 1: that scene in Ratatuwey where they're like mixing all the
Speaker 1: snacks and it was so insane. I've never savored a
Speaker 1: meal and eaten so slow in my life, and it
Speaker 1: was the first time ever where I was like, this
Speaker 1: is what eating is for, Like it's for tasting. It
Speaker 1: was awesome. We had like little like sandwich pickles. We
Speaker 1: had those little garlics, like it's like a mix of
Speaker 1: like garlic knots and pickles. We had that with like
Speaker 1: baby Bell cheeses cuties, and then like we had leftover
Speaker 1: Chick fil A nuggets, so we each got two nuggets
Speaker 1: with that and that was like our like platter of
Speaker 1: like tasting, and then we had the cuties for dessert,
Speaker 1: and like we each had a brownie and like the way.
Speaker 1: We like set it up in a way that we
Speaker 1: were like eating to the top of the pyramid and
Speaker 1: it was awesome. It was literally so fun and then
Speaker 1: eventually it got up and I was like, oh, Ryan,
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand an hour ago like this
Speaker 1: is after some time. I was like, I was so
Speaker 1: fucking high that I genuinely was kind of tweeting and
Speaker 1: she was like what I couldn't tell. I was like yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was like silently, I was literally in my
Speaker 1: head like I was in Silent Hill, like I was
Speaker 1: Silent Hill. And then it was awesome, and honestly I
Speaker 1: would do it again because it was so funny. Well
Speaker 1: now it's funny, but at the time, I literally it's
Speaker 1: like I couldn't. I'm never going to be able to
Speaker 1: sleep again, Like I don't, my body won't let me.
Speaker 1: And that's my story. That's what I've been up to.
Speaker 1: That's literally, I think the most that's happened to me
Speaker 1: other than that, in these past two weeks, I'd just
Speaker 1: been existing, which is crazy. I've been cooking meals at home,
Speaker 1: which is lit, but on my like breakfast, I realized
Speaker 1: I can only cook breakfast. I like I am really
Speaker 1: bad at cooking dinner unless it's soup and baliadas.
Speaker 4: Her cooks, so let her cook.
Speaker 1: That's like weird. Why does it have to be her? Like,
Speaker 1: why does she have to cook?
Speaker 2: Not every woman knows how to cook kai and not
Speaker 2: every woman belongs in the kitchen, which.
Speaker 3: Is so weird.
Speaker 4: That's the thing that people say on TikTok.
Speaker 2: He literally just basically said, make me a sandwich. Felt
Speaker 2: like stories make me a sandwich.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't. I was reciting a meme and now
Speaker 4: you guys.
Speaker 3: Are a meme.
Speaker 4: I need I need a ConTroll over the narrative.
Speaker 2: You need to control your thoughts because you're attacking.
Speaker 1: Ambient before the next podcast, so you can chase.
Speaker 3: The w.
Speaker 4: Me with like sunglasses on just like this, what is
Speaker 4: it weekend at Bernie's Style? When you guys said that
Speaker 4: things are going to be different on the you know,
Speaker 4: when we came back, you're like, oh, things are gonna
Speaker 4: be different. I was really expecting, like a studio.
Speaker 1: Are you actually well not this?
Speaker 4: You know? I was like, Oh, things are gonna be different.
Speaker 4: There's gonna be like kaising really comfortable, big chick.
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is you wanted more attention, but no, no, be.
Speaker 4: A parking space for me for like my hummer, your hummer.
Speaker 4: You guys will get me the electric That's what I
Speaker 4: was imagining. I wasn't expecting like a light.
Speaker 1: You know you were expecting something for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was expecting like a car, and like you.
Speaker 1: Have a car, I'm not giving you a car.
Speaker 2: Bleep that bleep, that bleep, bleep the D word. Okay,
Speaker 2: I need to know who the fuck you two sold
Speaker 2: their souls to, because those bitches are working over time
Speaker 2: to keep them relevant. Like I don't think I've ever
Speaker 2: heard a YouTube song in my entire life, but somehow
Speaker 2: they're the most relevant and important musicians of our lifetime.
Speaker 2: And I've never heard a fucking song by them.
Speaker 1: One and two with them in it.
Speaker 2: And then also like like the Apple ship is crazy.
Speaker 1: Like like how much Apple loves.
Speaker 2: Them putting their album on the Apple iPhone is the
Speaker 2: craziest ship. Every single iPhone is crazy. That was the.
Speaker 1: Greatest flex, Like imagine being able to say, like, wait,
Speaker 1: I wonder if that counted towards download. It's like, did
Speaker 1: that count towards probably like sold units or anything, because
Speaker 1: that would be fucking insane and that's literally a hack
Speaker 1: and illegal, and I'm taking them to court.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then now they're doing the new like Madison
Speaker 2: Square Garden Dome in Las Vegas that got developed. It's
Speaker 2: like this giant fucking orb that is covered in LED
Speaker 2: screens and like the inside screen is like the biggest
Speaker 2: screen in the world, and like it's gonna be like
Speaker 2: super immersive for that.
Speaker 4: I got some information. Oh yeah, thing it says with
Speaker 4: a push of a button. Uh YouTube Songs of Innocence
Speaker 4: obliterated the current number one selling album of all time,
Speaker 4: Michael Jackson's Thriller, by four hundred and thirty five million copies.
Speaker 1: And was that because of iPhones?
Speaker 4: I don't know. That might have been because I remember
Speaker 4: they put it on an iPod, Like every iPod that
Speaker 4: you got had it or was it thee.
Speaker 1: It was an iPhone because it was on my Oh wait, no,
Speaker 1: it might have been iPods and every it was iPods
Speaker 1: because I had an iPod touch when.
Speaker 4: That happened the iPhone.
Speaker 2: Oh so I guess iPhones, iPods, all that shit that
Speaker 2: is that is so crazy, literally hl their soul to
Speaker 2: because I need to know because I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I really really liked them, and they were like to
Speaker 1: honor Steve. But I don't think, you know, because I
Speaker 1: don't think Steve was around, because I remember literally having
Speaker 1: a selfie with an iPhone and.
Speaker 2: It I was like, wow, like Steve, Steve.
Speaker 1: I was like, without him, would.
Speaker 2: I be here? Also, I decided I'm gonna start saying
Speaker 2: yes more because the plot of my life has become
Speaker 2: stagnant and the scriptwriters fucking suck right now, like they
Speaker 2: need to figure this shit out. Because also the script
Speaker 2: writers of the universe have been freaking me the fuck
Speaker 2: out recently because like there's so many little things happening
Speaker 2: where I'm just like, see, that's too perfect. That is
Speaker 2: way too perfect for this to be happening now. And
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna name this specific event, but like i'll
Speaker 2: tell you guys after, but I'm like I already told
Speaker 2: you you yeah, yeah, fucking right, like in the peak
Speaker 2: of it all, like that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's crazy, Boots.
Speaker 1: Like maybe I'm mistaking what you're talking about, because when
Speaker 1: I think you're talking about I'm like, is that was
Speaker 1: that that crazy?
Speaker 2: Or maybe I'll tell you after, But yeah, it's the
Speaker 2: scriptwriters fucked up because it's the first time that they
Speaker 2: crossed my suspension of disbelief where I was like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is like not real, this isn't happening.
Speaker 1: Okay, then I think I do know what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: because that is pretty like it's too like it's.
Speaker 3: Too perfect to contrived.
Speaker 1: It's too curb like, oh yeah, exactly, like Zach, well, look,
Speaker 1: this is terrifying the arena they're building, Like why are
Speaker 1: they And.
Speaker 2: If it goes over, well they're building a second one
Speaker 2: in Europe or some.
Speaker 1: Shit I've not said it to kind of throwing.
Speaker 2: It's actually hilarious and I'm like kind of excited because
Speaker 2: it's giving future like and I'm like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do need updated architecture.
Speaker 1: This is the one you two songs you've heard, Oh hello,
Speaker 1: they're in this.
Speaker 3: Uh wait what?
Speaker 1: But I don't think they are.
Speaker 2: They like coultry significant and I'm just being ignorant because
Speaker 2: like they're not the.
Speaker 1: Beatles, So oh my god. During Pullman, I went on
Speaker 1: an anti Beatles tangent.
Speaker 2: Did not go over well with that, and then we
Speaker 2: saw someone after the show when we went to dinner
Speaker 2: that is in love with music and still did not
Speaker 2: fuck with the jokes and it was making whatever.
Speaker 3: Man, I won't down and I won't wait.
Speaker 4: What is this photo of?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is their song. Oh I've heard
Speaker 1: this Okay, I do like this song. I can.
Speaker 2: This song is lit. It's like giving, like Tarzan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's giving phol call.
Speaker 3: Yeah also and just going through you too.
Speaker 2: I decided that if I'm not actively at Coachella, Coachella
Speaker 2: isn't real and it's not happening. It's like it's it's genuinely.
Speaker 3: All fake and affront and not real and happening.
Speaker 1: If I'm not there, no one could convince me that
Speaker 1: it's fun. And I stand by that. No one can
Speaker 1: convince me it's fun. No one could convince me that
Speaker 1: it's worth any while unless you're literally being treated like
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know, like Beyonce or fucking Michael Jackson,
Speaker 1: and like you're literally being catered to at your every
Speaker 1: walking stepway. Does some people have that experience?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say they do call me the Michael
Speaker 2: Jackson of the influencer industry.
Speaker 4: That's not good man. For a couple of reasons.
Speaker 1: No, in the way in the way Drake calls himself
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh okay, then that's good.
Speaker 1: Did y'all know that called his property promised land?
Speaker 3: Yes? Oh the video I that you? Yeah, this dude
Speaker 3: like does like was it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: RC Airplanes like made a video of him going over
Speaker 2: to Rick Ross's house and like doing it with him,
Speaker 2: and it.
Speaker 1: Was so gross. Aren't that different after all?
Speaker 3: That's yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: I would also do that if I had a lot of.
Speaker 3: A billion dollars. Also, it's giving.
Speaker 1: I would just call my property and you land.
Speaker 4: Gee.
Speaker 2: So also, fuck, dude, that just threw me off.
Speaker 3: What was I gonna say though? For real?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're too busy making your joke making fun of
Speaker 1: me to remember your own.
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna say yes more.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just remembered people say I look like Beyonce
Speaker 2: like a lot of the time.
Speaker 1: That's weird because I wouldn't forget that if people said
Speaker 1: that to me all the time.
Speaker 3: Well no, I was just saying like it just like
Speaker 3: sup my mind.
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess it is easy to forget things because
Speaker 1: you're also forgetting that people say you're really annoying and
Speaker 1: ugly all the time, but like you're just forgetting to
Speaker 1: mention that part. But I guess I wouldn't mention that.
Speaker 3: Too because I was that came from a real place.
Speaker 3: This is crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm like literally being like targeted right now, Like I
Speaker 2: actually don't feel safe here.
Speaker 1: So if I had drones, I would literally deploy them
Speaker 1: onto you.
Speaker 2: It's giving. I just feel like I'm giving, like Beyonce
Speaker 2: of the podcasting.
Speaker 3: It's giving.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna steal your Social Security Guard card and have
Speaker 1: it enrolled and have you enrolled into the military. And
Speaker 1: then in three days, somebody's gonna knock on the door
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be a man in a suit. Do
Speaker 1: they still do it like it's gonna be a man
Speaker 1: in a suiting like you?
Speaker 2: And then you.
Speaker 1: Never do that, like go door to door like Jehovah's
Speaker 1: witnesses and they were like.
Speaker 2: Probably during the draft, like to scare the rest of
Speaker 2: the world, like look, we just walk up and they're
Speaker 2: ready to serve.
Speaker 1: That's literally me. Someone walks out and I'm just ready
Speaker 1: to serve, Like I'm that kind of girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, and it is all you remind me
Speaker 2: of Beyonce. Just say it Drake, Michael Jackson like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not an analgamation of the three. I also give
Speaker 2: really the most super impulse forever.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm getting at.
Speaker 2: Also, Aubrey On like, we don't say his okay, but
Speaker 2: he doesn't want us saying that on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I don't call him. I don't call my
Speaker 1: friends by their stage name.
Speaker 4: I still haven't met him yet. Can you guys link me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: Why are you? Why are you gatekeeping Drake for me?
Speaker 3: I could we know what you would do to him?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Or not do with him?
Speaker 2: I should say, because Kai has this conniving way of
Speaker 2: getting people to just yeah, it's crazy. You're right, they
Speaker 2: would have sex, they would hook up.
Speaker 3: Also, I am gonna lie. Both of y'all look really
Speaker 3: cute today. I just wanted to say that.
Speaker 1: Really, he said, I'm gonna lie, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought you said I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: No, he said, I am gonna lie.
Speaker 4: Fuck, I need to pay more attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to ignore Drew though, Like so no,
Speaker 1: it literally is like I'm the most ignored person on
Speaker 1: the sucking planet.
Speaker 3: Like it's literally crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I've been observing it. Sometimes it
Speaker 1: is like someone just fully like turning off their ears
Speaker 1: and I hear you. But a lot of times what
Speaker 1: you do is you'll say something so low and it's
Speaker 1: almost out of fear of being like intrusive, and you'll
Speaker 1: say something so low, and then when they don't hear.
Speaker 2: You're like, wow, no, it's fucking crazy, Like no, no,
Speaker 2: it's fucking crazy. Just like I will be looking at
Speaker 2: someone dead in the face and say something to them
Speaker 2: and they will look away, like.
Speaker 1: It's always at the end of the conversation, he tries
Speaker 1: to scoop one last thing in, and it's once the
Speaker 1: part the conversation is kind of already dwindled and the
Speaker 1: person isn't looking at you, and he's like and then
Speaker 1: they're just.
Speaker 2: Like, no, that's simply not it. It's giving I think
Speaker 2: I might actually be invisible, and there's only a few
Speaker 2: people on this planet that can actually see me. But
Speaker 2: it's because I'm the only real person. I think I
Speaker 2: am living show, and I'm convinced. I've been convinced recently
Speaker 2: that all of my friends and family and everyone i'm
Speaker 2: close to are actors.
Speaker 1: I'm not narcissistic, or something.
Speaker 2: I literally had like a fucking genuine spiral because I
Speaker 2: texted someone I was like, if you like whispered in
Speaker 2: my ear right now that like, hey, run, this is
Speaker 2: all this is all an act.
Speaker 3: We're all acting. This is a show.
Speaker 2: I would have an actual break because I'm that close
Speaker 2: to genuinely believing it.
Speaker 1: Well, that would be really embarrassing because now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pay someone to do that, and you're gonna freak out,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna be watching you, and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 2: Grove, not the grove that's my special, and you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna be like in the middle of everybody, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pay a flash mob to come out and like
Speaker 1: do it, and then you're actually gonna believe it because
Speaker 1: you're gonna say flash mob happened right after it, and
Speaker 1: then everyone's gonna laugh at you.
Speaker 2: Well, in the middle of the night, I'm gonna roll
Speaker 2: a flash bang into your bedroom period just that.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna flash bang your mom because it's gonna
Speaker 1: be so quick.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny because I already banged your mama like
Speaker 2: thirty six times in one night.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's funny because that wasn't even her. We bought
Speaker 1: a silicone fucking replica of her. So you just had
Speaker 1: sex with a fucking sex doll all night and it
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing, and we were filming you, and we
Speaker 1: already posted it bitch on an only fans. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be linked in the fucking bio and we're gonna use
Speaker 1: all the money to buyo silicon replica of your body
Speaker 1: and throw over a fucking bridge and watch it fucking drown.
Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing about that is I figured all
Speaker 2: that out, and I contacted the FBI, and you're going
Speaker 2: to jail one in two.
Speaker 3: I found your real mama and I.
Speaker 2: Literally banged her from the back and her pussy vagina.
Speaker 1: Revenge, Okay, I guess, yeah, but it's not revenge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I banged your mama's pussy vagina.
Speaker 1: Vagina and he's saying vagini, all right.
Speaker 5: Well, there's been something in my eye for the past
Speaker 5: like ten minutes.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I've been rubbing shit out of my eyes too. It's
Speaker 3: quite crazy.
Speaker 1: That's weird. Why would you have poop in your eyes?
Speaker 2: I just like put it in my eyes when I
Speaker 2: sleep so I can wake up with pink eye and
Speaker 2: have something to complain about or not go to school.
Speaker 2: Do you all remember when that full jumped from outer space?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, he literally.
Speaker 2: Floated up past the firmament and jumped out of a
Speaker 2: fucking space shipment. Yeah, it's like this dome that goes
Speaker 2: over the Earth that keeps us all contained. And remember
Speaker 2: all the rockets that like went up and it's a firmament,
Speaker 2: like it's in the Bible.
Speaker 3: Get learned. Hello, it's not that's not in the Bible.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is a firmament?
Speaker 3: It's literally in the Bible?
Speaker 1: Is it? Actually? They didn't know about all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in the Bible.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 2: I genuinely think it might be in the Bible.
Speaker 3: But that's just like.
Speaker 1: Some heavens of the sky. So yeah, that word is
Speaker 1: in the Bible.
Speaker 4: Really, but you describe it as a dome that can't be.
Speaker 1: Sphere or world viewed as a collection of people. So
Speaker 1: it's not really.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's a sphere or a dome with
Speaker 2: a bunch of people inside the firmament. It's a real thing. No,
Speaker 2: it's not actually real. It's a thing that like schizo
Speaker 2: effective like flat earthers.
Speaker 1: Firmament and then the heavens, and then there's the gate
Speaker 1: to heaven, and then there's heavens of heavens, and then
Speaker 1: there's God.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See it's like schizo effective.
Speaker 2: Like flat earthers are like the Earth is flat and
Speaker 2: there's a dome and when the launched the rockets up
Speaker 2: to space, they hit the firmament and make the big
Speaker 2: glow like you know the SpaceX rockets that made the
Speaker 2: big thing over la or like the one recently over
Speaker 2: Alaska that made the spiral in the sky, which was
Speaker 2: one of the most beautiful things I've.
Speaker 3: Ever said about.
Speaker 1: It something to talk about because this is crazy, Like
Speaker 1: this is literally I couldn't be bothered to know the
Speaker 1: shape of the Earth. Like I'm like, you tell me
Speaker 1: it's a fucking like I also do genuinely believe it
Speaker 1: is a globe. But why would I like go out
Speaker 1: of my way to fight.
Speaker 4: I always think about if that was true, I would
Speaker 4: be so happy gone and then I just like crossed
Speaker 4: this like barrier and I was just like in a hole.
Speaker 4: It wasn't space, it was something else way better water. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I would just I would be so happy.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh wow, all of my worries in
Speaker 2: the world are gone because nothing really actually genuinely doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: But we are trapped.
Speaker 2: Earth is technically a prison and there's like multidimensions and
Speaker 2: they send our bodies here to like get energy from
Speaker 2: the angry anger that we develop here.
Speaker 1: But my life is fucking less.
Speaker 3: So yeah, dude, if.
Speaker 1: This was my punishment, I'd be like, oh my God,
Speaker 1: like thank you. This is like no, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I'd be the happiest person that one. Although,
Speaker 1: like I will say, I was thinking about it last night,
Speaker 1: I was like, the first eighteen years of my life
Speaker 1: were actually comically insane, and then I did have a
Speaker 1: few years after that, which we're also pretty insane. But
Speaker 1: for the most part, I don't care. But that's also
Speaker 1: because I don't believe in anything, and I don't think
Speaker 1: it's that deep. I genuinely don't think anything.
Speaker 2: Nothing is that deep ever, literally, it's never that deep.
Speaker 2: But that guy was launching the fucking space by Red
Speaker 2: Bull and they just dropped him and it's fucking crazy,
Speaker 2: like why did we do that?
Speaker 1: Me and Josh also saw a video of this guy
Speaker 1: like doing BMX bike trips and tricks in that like
Speaker 1: hot air before we literally why why are we do
Speaker 1: not make me want that drink?
Speaker 3: Like we talk about this like.
Speaker 1: This does nothing for the promotion of the drink. I
Speaker 1: guess it does because now we're sitting here talking about
Speaker 1: fucking red Bull when in reality I think Red Bull
Speaker 1: is the fucking devil. But that's a different story. You
Speaker 1: know how they say we.
Speaker 2: Meet her on the podcast, She's still doing it. She
Speaker 2: is still to this day doing the bottoms up in the.
Speaker 1: Calling Monster the devil, but Red Bull is getting away
Speaker 1: with it. Red Bull is the real devil, because why
Speaker 1: do you want to say your drink hat's wings. It's
Speaker 1: because you're covering up for the fact that they are
Speaker 1: devil wings. They have never clified what kind of wings
Speaker 1: they are. They are demon wings.
Speaker 2: The real devil is Doja Cat.
Speaker 1: Do you think conservatives think Doja is the devil? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: When I go back to TikTok, my feed or when
Speaker 2: I go back to Texas, my TikTok feed changes in
Speaker 2: like a really scary dark way, and when I'm scrolling through,
Speaker 2: it's all like I don't I don't even know how
Speaker 2: to explain it. It's all conspiracy content, and it's all
Speaker 2: about how the world is run by like the Illuminati
Speaker 2: in so many words, and it's just it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: It's literally fucking crazy. And like they use like Doja
Speaker 2: Cat and Sam Smith a lot as examples.
Speaker 1: You know what's also awesome is Drew loves looking at
Speaker 1: those kind of things because he finds him so fascinating.
Speaker 1: So that only happens to you. Because when I went
Speaker 1: back to Texas. When we went Texas, mine was like
Speaker 1: Texas University, like it was trying to like pitch like
Speaker 1: young people texts and things, and it was like funny
Speaker 1: things that happened in Texas and Grandberry.
Speaker 3: It could be.
Speaker 2: It could just like be that I interact with them
Speaker 2: because I love seeing like people being crazy.
Speaker 1: You also love going through their pages. Like when I
Speaker 1: see something crazy, I just like it and keep moving.
Speaker 2: When I see a crazy person on my feed, I
Speaker 2: literally go through and watch every single one of their videos.
Speaker 2: It's it's honest, and I learn every single thing I
Speaker 2: can about them and then I.
Speaker 3: Spill it out to other people. I hope you like
Speaker 3: the new little set.
Speaker 2: We're gonna improve it as we like move on and
Speaker 2: like evolve a little bit more. We're gonna gather things
Speaker 2: and make it cuter and nicer.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, get a new camera, have guests on.
Speaker 1: We'd be like, we're gonna have guests, all right, we
Speaker 1: just have.
Speaker 2: Just on to get yeah, just out despite because I
Speaker 2: saw someone comment.
Speaker 1: I know, I saw someone being like, oh, I bet
Speaker 1: they're gonna have a guest, but it's just gonna.
Speaker 3: Be Josiah Josiah and the.
Speaker 4: Guests are gonna be all your like altars.
Speaker 1: Well, we were gonna have a guest, but things happened.
Speaker 1: I mean we could still get to that guests, but
Speaker 1: we would have to go to the guests.
Speaker 3: Why don't we I'm down.
Speaker 1: I'm like so down.
Speaker 3: I literally text them right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to keep it elusive. I actually do
Speaker 1: know who I want on the next episode, and maybe
Speaker 1: we just get them for next week.
Speaker 3: Actually that's a lot.
Speaker 2: Like they're literally doing like the craziest thing. I know.
Speaker 3: They're like actually gus flying.
Speaker 1: In for that. We should just go see them though, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we said we would and they would enjoy that.
Speaker 1: But your mom is stupid and she hates you, and
Speaker 1: she thinks about it every night before she goes to bed,
Speaker 1: and it's really sad because she calls me and she's like,
Speaker 1: please come over. But I'm like, girl, you literally have
Speaker 1: a husband and a kid who like is watching the podcast,
Speaker 1: so like, god forbid, the kids saw me in your house,
Speaker 1: like they're gonna be like what the fuck? Like what
Speaker 1: is she doing here? And then I'm I have to
Speaker 1: act like I'm there to meet you, like it's so weird.
Speaker 1: But your mom keeps calling me. It's so weird.
Speaker 2: And we're putting a paywall in emergency intercom twenty five
Speaker 2: bucks a month.
Speaker 1: We're moving to our own website. I love a good
Speaker 1: like moving. Yeah, we're moving from YouTube it's too much. No,
Speaker 1: we're not. This is where I get the most attention.
Speaker 1: And like I said, I'm getting that attention. No, it
Speaker 1: can take me out.
Speaker 3: I can, I will, right, Wow? What if I can?
Speaker 3: I will?
Speaker 1: If I can, I will Smith. If I can, I
Speaker 1: will slap the hell out of.
Speaker 2: You, like Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.
Speaker 1: No he didn't, yeah did he?
Speaker 3: I literally wasn't a joke.
Speaker 1: Oh I was, Oh my god, why did you do that?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Were people there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was at the fucking Oscars in you Oh my god.
Speaker 3: This happened like what like two days ago?
Speaker 1: Wait, while the oscars were happening.
Speaker 3: I saw it yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh you were there?
Speaker 3: No? No on YouTube?
Speaker 2: Okay, I saw it.
Speaker 1: I thought you were at the oscars.
Speaker 2: Should we talk about our mental state? Our mental health?
Speaker 3: No period, none of that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I knew my life wouldn't be next in
Speaker 1: the in the span of three weeks, and that's okay,
Speaker 1: But I did have time to play Fortnite all day
Speaker 1: every day and do exactly what was making me sad.
Speaker 1: And I haven't won a Fortnite game in literally like
Speaker 1: three weeks. It's been really bad. I keep getting like second,
Speaker 1: if you need me on your team, I know, like, actually,
Speaker 1: should we play You don't want to play, you hate
Speaker 1: that game, you don't like playing.
Speaker 3: It, I'll try it. I'll try it. Just because the
Speaker 3: attack on Titan it is lit.
Speaker 1: Have you been playing car?
Speaker 4: I really no, it's so awesome.
Speaker 2: Why didn't they fucking one add a Titan and to
Speaker 2: make a Titan skin like that's what everybody wanted, But
Speaker 2: they did that with Call of Duty, which is so
Speaker 2: fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's a Titan skin in Call of Duty?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, there's yeah, they license their shit out weird at
Speaker 1: the same time to know that just like two.
Speaker 2: Years ago attack.
Speaker 3: And I wanted it so bad, but I ain't get it.
Speaker 1: Well, I need Lasik surgery really bad. I want it
Speaker 1: so bad.
Speaker 2: But I'm laying in bed last night looking at my
Speaker 2: screen and this eye has gotten really fucking blurry. And
Speaker 2: then I'm really scared that it's like already going away?
Speaker 1: Are you? Did you put cream on your face before
Speaker 1: you got in bed?
Speaker 2: Uh? It wasn't like well yeah, like of course, like
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go to bed without it.
Speaker 1: No, because sometimes I'll like put I have like oils
Speaker 1: and creams that I put around my eye and they'll
Speaker 1: kind of get in my eye and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my blind, I literally can't see, and then it's
Speaker 1: just the cream, it's.
Speaker 2: The crem it's it literally just is just like blurrier,
Speaker 2: Like it's starting to look like when I got my glasses,
Speaker 2: like or before I got my glasses.
Speaker 3: Uh right, right.
Speaker 1: I really want lay sick, but I'm scared that when
Speaker 1: they get give me the xanax, like how I feel.
Speaker 3: Just tell them you don't want it, No, I need it?
Speaker 3: Whoa No?
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, but I need it because I am really
Speaker 1: anxious and I'm like such a control freak and I
Speaker 1: already have a hard time going to the doctor, let
Speaker 1: alone like getting a shot or getting like dentistry done.
Speaker 1: So the idea that they're gonna have like sharp objects
Speaker 1: and hot objects near my eyeball already makes me so
Speaker 1: freaked out. So I think I will need it, and
Speaker 1: me trying to do it without it literally sounds so scary,
Speaker 1: like literally sounds like terrifying. So I need it, and
Speaker 1: then they're gonna give me ambient and then y'all aren never.
Speaker 3: Mine didn't give me ambient is bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'm going to. I went to and I'm getting that bamman.
Speaker 2: But I did get a little sealis pill and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna try it out.
Speaker 3: It's like viagra.
Speaker 2: I'm literally I got it and I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to see what happens.
Speaker 1: When are you gonna do that? Just so I know
Speaker 1: to like hang out in the house.
Speaker 3: Probably tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, so you're so jealous? Wait why are
Speaker 1: you jealous?
Speaker 3: Oh wow? Oh wow? Okay, yeah, no, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Also, my cute little rainbow of my little Critters is
Speaker 2: covered by your head, right, you're right right, right right?
Speaker 1: Well, all right, thank you guys so much for watching it.
Speaker 3: We didn't do media.
Speaker 1: Hello, oh I almost forgot guys. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'll start off. So I started watching two shows.
Speaker 2: I haven't finished either of them. Either of them, but
Speaker 2: I started watching Beef, which is fun.
Speaker 3: It's cool. I like it. It's on Netflix for free.
Speaker 3: It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: I don't know really how to explain it other than
Speaker 2: like road rage turned coolness.
Speaker 1: That is every day of my life, chellie.
Speaker 2: And then I started watching Jury Duty, which I personally
Speaker 2: think is genuinely a masterpiece. I think it's like the
Speaker 2: coolest ship people have made in a long time. But
Speaker 2: I found that I found out no, I found out
Speaker 2: that this idea of like a Truman Show style reality
Speaker 2: show has already been done before.
Speaker 1: Even the Jury Duty was done by what's his face?
Speaker 1: Josh was telling me, oh my god, why dude did
Speaker 1: other stuff with another wide dude? They acted like they
Speaker 1: acted like no, no, not that they acted like they
Speaker 1: write They wrote a book and they went on talk
Speaker 1: shows and they were like talking about it.
Speaker 3: I know who you're talking.
Speaker 1: His name oh my god, Eric, Eric and.
Speaker 4: No, Eric and Andre? Oh yeah, Eric and Andre.
Speaker 1: Eric and Andre two thousand Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Matt Stone and Trey Parker close No no, No, Comedy Guys.
Speaker 3: Comedy Central, Cartoon Network. Maybe no, no, no, After Dark,
Speaker 3: Adult Swim.
Speaker 2: Oh Tim, yes, Tim and Eric, Tim and Eric. Okay,
Speaker 2: but it's so fucking sick. It's basically one person is
Speaker 2: not an actor, and then every single person around him
Speaker 2: is an actor.
Speaker 1: He did a fake trial. It's like the trial of
Speaker 1: Tim Heidegger.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and then basically they somehow picked the literal
Speaker 2: perfect best person to be the non actor.
Speaker 3: Awesome, Jerry Duty.
Speaker 2: It's on It's on Amazon with freebe Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: gotta watch ads.
Speaker 1: But was like Freeze the most used streaming club from
Speaker 1: I'm My Girl. One show couldn't have taken you that far.
Speaker 1: Maybe it did because the whole world is watching. But
Speaker 1: he's like American Idol in two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: The whole world is watching Charisma.
Speaker 1: American Idol. Up.
Speaker 2: I was just talking about an episode like fucking two
Speaker 2: weeks ago, and yeah, yeah I was there, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: When you missed that though, like everyone watching American that
Speaker 4: doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like all one hundred and thirty million Americans in
Speaker 2: two thousand and three watching it together.
Speaker 1: And like music award shows, like I feel like it
Speaker 1: used to be such a union, like a unity like thing,
Speaker 1: like everybody got together and watched this.
Speaker 2: Like even like sports, Like I feel like no one's
Speaker 2: watching the super Bowl anymore, Like even the super Bowl
Speaker 2: halftime show. Now one gives a fuck about. We need
Speaker 2: That's what's happened is we've lost our sense of community,
Speaker 2: even with our bigger, wider community. We need to build
Speaker 2: something that everyone could like, Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be the thing.
Speaker 2: We could have, like a super Bowl maybe emergency in
Speaker 2: or come tour.
Speaker 1: So we could share a hotel room. Oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I only want to go on tour so
Speaker 1: I can share a room with Drew. You sleep together, yeah,
Speaker 1: especially after you take your little.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's gonna get creepy takes walking around with
Speaker 2: a boner.
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm not kidding. Actually being in a random hotel
Speaker 1: in Washington and Texas and like just sitting down and
Speaker 1: watching cable TV was the most pot I've ever had
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 3: Doing nothing was such a fucking vibe.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. Okay, it's the.
Speaker 2: Middle of America, bitches, do it right?
Speaker 1: I know, literally, except the somethings are.
Speaker 3: Very except for the really bad things.
Speaker 1: Except for literally the moral landscape is definitely skewed. But yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: my train is here to get me your train? Yeah,
Speaker 1: about to run a train on kai.
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Oh, today we have to do the chicken sandwich taste
Speaker 1: tests test text. We're doing that today. I'm gonna order
Speaker 1: a bunch of chicken sandwiches from everywhere and blind.
Speaker 2: Boat Drew and have him and I'm gonna get every
Speaker 2: single one.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hang out for that? Do you
Speaker 1: want to see that?
Speaker 4: Because I'm they're gonna have to go after this. I
Speaker 4: have to meet someone like three.
Speaker 1: Whoa Okay, see how I I tried to be gracious
Speaker 1: and for one to bite this fucking loser to do
Speaker 1: something with us, It's true, and I get rejected on camera?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: You know what? Honestly, as I was saying it, I
Speaker 1: didn't want him there anyway. Did you feel that for me?
Speaker 4: I could feel it.
Speaker 1: Because I feel like I was having a hard time
Speaker 1: hiding it.
Speaker 3: Just hurt.
Speaker 4: But when are you gonna take that?
Speaker 1: What I did.
Speaker 4: When are you gonna take the seatles though, because I'll
Speaker 4: definitely pull up for that.
Speaker 1: Probably gone when I take it, Yeah, because he's gonna
Speaker 1: take it with the chicken sandwich. I want of the
Speaker 1: chicken sandwiches. He's gonna have to get a little crunch. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I've been watching absolutely nothing other than I watched Jury Duty.
Speaker 1: I haven't picked up the Sopranos because.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I've I watched Jimama bang your daddy last night.
Speaker 1: That's funny because they don't have sex anymore.
Speaker 3: When I was there, I.
Speaker 1: Know that honestly, like, thank you, thank you for that.
Speaker 4: But the way that you looked over it was the straightest.
Speaker 1: I don't know what else.
Speaker 2: Hashtag mask for masks RuPaul's drag race.
Speaker 1: Dude, we have to catch up with that. Josie comes
Speaker 1: over tomorrow. Why doesn't he come over today? Josie hates us?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We watched Lucy, which was the worst
Speaker 1: movie on the planet, Like.
Speaker 2: I was hyping it up to and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this might be the best movie you ever made.
Speaker 3: That no one talks about.
Speaker 1: Girl like only saw He's like a young teenager, and
Speaker 1: he was like, no, this like yeah, because we were.
Speaker 3: I just kept wait for it, wait for it. I
Speaker 3: swear to God it gets good.
Speaker 2: And then I knew it was bad when she was
Speaker 2: having a seizure on the ceiling attached to the wire
Speaker 2: and like pulling herself away.
Speaker 1: We have to insert a clip of that so people know.
Speaker 1: I was dying laughing. It was so bad. And then
Speaker 1: Drew did the annoying thing where he falls asleep and
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm not a sleeping I was.
Speaker 2: I literally I was like, oh, I just had my
Speaker 2: eyes closed, like I'm listening.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm listening to it like a podcast. It's
Speaker 1: a movie.
Speaker 2: I don't know why when I'm asleep. I can't admit
Speaker 2: that I'm asleep. It's fucked up.
Speaker 1: I know he just fucking lies about it, and it's
Speaker 1: so fucking annoying. But I was watching the movie thing like, damn,
Speaker 1: I feel bad, like he wants me to watch this
Speaker 1: movie so much because he said it gets good. And
Speaker 1: then I finally look over and he was dead asleep.
Speaker 1: So then I changed it and I put on the
Speaker 1: Slums of Beverly Hills. I love Natasha Leone. That movie
Speaker 1: is really fucking weird. I hate that every time I
Speaker 1: watch a cult classic, it has the weirdest underlying a
Speaker 1: fucking freak, shit, fucking free shit, nasty make nasties. Screenwriters
Speaker 1: in that era were nasty and should go to prison
Speaker 1: and be in joie for a long long time. But
Speaker 1: it was a good movie because it was just like
Speaker 1: gorgeous and I love Natasha and like but very weird.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, this is very bad, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that was like what I've been watching. Oh and I
Speaker 1: watched Gea. Geo is one of those movies that I like,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I have started three other times, but
Speaker 1: I always started when I'm really tired and then I
Speaker 1: fall asleep because like I saw someone on letterbox complain
Speaker 1: about the saxophone, But I am an eighties like freakazoid
Speaker 1: and I love saxophone. I love dramatic like very like
Speaker 1: Blade Runner like.
Speaker 4: Band like that is there a saxophone and Blade Runner.
Speaker 1: Like vangelists, like like the O G soundtrack. I've never
Speaker 1: seen the new Blade Runner because I'm not a freak.
Speaker 3: But what's good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they all say, and I bet I
Speaker 1: bet they say dude is good too.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what that that is?
Speaker 1: Literally what you remember. We're like, what does it feel
Speaker 1: like to be in Coachella? I haven't seen Dune, but
Speaker 1: it feels like being in Dune, Like it feels like
Speaker 1: what they were feeling, like their lungs.
Speaker 2: Were feeling, like very accurate, because like it is like
Speaker 2: very political, like little clique.
Speaker 1: It is literally Coachella is a like see we say this,
Speaker 1: but like I just telling themselves to give us artists
Speaker 1: passes so I could be treated like a king, but like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck do I think I am? That's never
Speaker 1: gonna happen so I can talk all my ship. But
Speaker 1: like Coachella is literally just the Hunger Games. It is
Speaker 1: like putting everybody into their social classes by like it's
Speaker 1: like so weird and it's very dystopian and like freaky,
Speaker 1: and there are certain people who think they're fucking awesome
Speaker 1: and then people who were like, oh, I don't care,
Speaker 1: like that you're awesome, Like what, it's just weird.
Speaker 4: Have you guys watched some Hunger Games recently? No, do
Speaker 4: you remember that scene where Peta is in the mud.
Speaker 3: And he painted his face?
Speaker 4: I hadn't seen it.
Speaker 3: Why do you give Peta?
Speaker 4: Don't say that?
Speaker 3: Okay, don't say that.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know. That's not.
Speaker 1: We're like really into him in twenty in two.
Speaker 2: Thousand and nine, okay, you're like two thousand and nine,
Speaker 2: you're super like.
Speaker 1: Post recession hot, so your time's coming up. Hey, you're
Speaker 1: super like you have the face of somebody who would
Speaker 1: work in a coal mine.
Speaker 3: Which sucked up.
Speaker 2: Is everyone watching this knows or thinks Kai is hot?
Speaker 1: That's not true. That is giving him away too much credit.
Speaker 2: Wait, everyone thinks I'm its hot?
Speaker 1: Me is hot?
Speaker 3: Me are hot?
Speaker 4: Dude? That scene where he's in the mud. I seriously
Speaker 4: watched that and I was like, this is fucking crazy,
Speaker 4: Like this is insane.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Peter Peter Hi.
Speaker 4: I was like, I feel like I'm on mushrooms, Like
Speaker 4: somebody seriously created this scene and was like, yeah, that
Speaker 4: That was.
Speaker 2: When I watched it for the first time.
Speaker 3: Was like I was like, whoa he did? He was
Speaker 3: able to do that, he made the time.
Speaker 4: I didn't think it was weird either. I was watching
Speaker 4: with like my like twenty twenty three eyeballs, and I
Speaker 4: was like, this is like a.
Speaker 1: Crazy The first one.
Speaker 4: I think it might be in the No, the first
Speaker 4: first one it's them by the river.
Speaker 2: It's in the justification for it is because he was
Speaker 2: able to make bread.
Speaker 4: And cakes, cupcakes. Yeah, and then that's how he survived and.
Speaker 3: That's how he was able to beat his face like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: why he like gay co.
Speaker 1: I know, why would he own a makeup brand? But
Speaker 1: that's like cake oriented.
Speaker 3: Now take it on. Oh somebody needs to make that.
Speaker 2: There is a brand that doesn't called cake it on.
Speaker 1: I'm not kicking on. But it's like everything is.
Speaker 3: Like everything that one good.
Speaker 1: Okay, I finished and I really liked it, made me sad,
Speaker 1: made me cry.
Speaker 2: Brain that smells like chocolate. The eyeshadow two face, Yes.
Speaker 1: You are a two face fucking bitch ass ho Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean when I'm talking about you, I've always been saying that.
Speaker 1: So here are my They did something to this, They
Speaker 1: did something to this.
Speaker 3: What's they took out? The little thoughts?
Speaker 1: There was like their other stuff here?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, you're in your like. I don't. I never
Speaker 3: go on my like.
Speaker 1: I always listen for my legs. All right, here's the
Speaker 1: music I've actually been playing over and over again for
Speaker 1: the past like four weeks. And it's crazy. You send
Speaker 1: me swinging by mint Condition, April Showers, the Blackbirds. All
Speaker 1: I can do Carpenters, walk on by otis you will
Speaker 1: send me? Swing Coourse out of Town, The Fifth Dimension,
Speaker 1: Reeling in the Year, Steely Dan and Don't Leave Me
Speaker 1: by Harry Nielsen, Oh and running Away Slying the family Stone.
Speaker 1: It's a whole.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna show you my here Harry Nielsen.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 2: I've been listening to a bunch of Little Bee. I've
Speaker 2: been listening to a bunch of Soldier Boy, specifically the
Speaker 2: Soldier Boy and Little Bee collaborative album. And the song
Speaker 2: that I love the most right now is the Little
Speaker 2: Bee Walk a Flock of Soldier Boys song.
Speaker 3: And then I.
Speaker 2: Think I was in a really dark place, because I
Speaker 2: always do this when I'm in a dark place. But
Speaker 2: I started listening to Salem again and that was awesome, Boots,
Speaker 2: and then what else?
Speaker 3: What else? That's it?
Speaker 2: Listen to listen to your heart.
Speaker 1: When he's gone by you? Damn, such a good song.
Speaker 2: I don't know, young, but that was our return. That
Speaker 2: was emergency Intercom. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope
Speaker 2: you loved it. I hope it was everything you ever wanted.
Speaker 1: Or a bunch of people watching. They were like, damn,
Speaker 1: why did I miss this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why was I watching this? That's I think that's how
Speaker 2: it's gonna go. I think we fucked up and no
Speaker 2: one's gonna come back.
Speaker 1: I mean that would be lit. Everything that happens happens
Speaker 1: for a reason to set you on a new path.
Speaker 1: And if that new path is opening up for me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down it. And I don't care what's
Speaker 1: down there. I just want to see what's happening.
Speaker 4: I just want a job I want to get.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for watching. See you next week.