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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I missed that clap. Oh, I missed the clapping

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<v Speaker 1>of your butt cheeks.

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<v Speaker 2>I missed your clap, like, uh, chlamydia.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay the clap, I got the clap, I got the collapse.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome hey on three one two three, welcoming back to

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<v Speaker 1>emergency iner. Come now. I actually feel like a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of somebody who's mentally deranged for talking in front of

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<v Speaker 1>a camera like this.

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<v Speaker 2>It does feel strange. Although it's only been what two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks since we've talked into a mic.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I guess yeah, because we did Pullman the Great

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<v Speaker 1>City of.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I love Pullman.

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<v Speaker 2>That episode we got and we're gonna drop it on Patreon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's on our Patreon. But we went to Washington Pullman.

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<v Speaker 1>Just an update of what we've been up to. Right

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<v Speaker 1>after our break, almost immediately we.

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<v Speaker 2>Went dove into work. Yeah, you said we weren't gonna work,

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<v Speaker 2>and we worked.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was awesome, fun work. Because I love attention.

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<v Speaker 1>I have been thinking about this because I'm sure people

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<v Speaker 1>are like, well, where's your mental health? I decided what's like.

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<v Speaker 1>The big thing is I can't see people talking about

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<v Speaker 1>me and being a public figure like I love doing entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love being a comedian and I love attention.

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<v Speaker 1>But then the attention part is too much for my

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<v Speaker 1>caveman brain because some of that attention is people saying

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a bit and then I'm like hello, but whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was fun because I like attention, so I

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<v Speaker 1>still got my attention, and it was only good attention

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<v Speaker 1>because you have to be a crazy demon to go

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere publicly and be like I hate you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, But it was awesome chatting in front of

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of people. I was shipting myself before, like

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<v Speaker 2>I was literally doing bread breathing exercises before the show.

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<v Speaker 2>How embarrassing you want to do it on camera?

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<v Speaker 1>Even though.

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<v Speaker 3>Seen ky Bler.

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<v Speaker 4>That was pretty fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>He's messing it up. You had to like, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't roll your eyes up and then do.

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<v Speaker 4>It into the rolling.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm red.

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<v Speaker 1>He's too embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>Red red.

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<v Speaker 1>All I see is red because I've.

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<v Speaker 3>Been period that.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I need to bring that up. That's a good Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I am on my rag.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on the rag right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I have good news. I'm late on my rag, very

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<v Speaker 1>late for the rag might have to go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been two months to.

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<v Speaker 1>The container store, buy a few rags, to and to

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<v Speaker 1>what's it called to, Like you know when you buy

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<v Speaker 1>a pregnancy test because you feel like, oh, if I

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<v Speaker 1>take a pregnancy test, I'll just get my period because

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<v Speaker 1>that's just how your body works. Because it's like, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>you're tripping, like we're here, like you're so annoying my

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<v Speaker 1>girls know, no, you know, but that's not funny. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my period.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really it's really scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've taken two pregnancy tests negative. They were

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<v Speaker 1>seven eleven pregnancy tests, which I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't Oh yeah we did, there's oh the way, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I've taken three. I took one in Pullman negative, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I took two.

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<v Speaker 2>Here girls after a night of drink, second.

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<v Speaker 1>Home and I door desk myself to seven eleven pregnancy tests.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just about to say, why don't you get

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<v Speaker 2>the air one pregnancy test?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there actually one?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, y'all ever stepped on a lego? Like I actually

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<v Speaker 2>stepped on a lego? I'm serious because that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hurt hurt you? Yes, yeah, No, kids in the nineties

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>Phones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, lego, they build the lego bricks on their phones.

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<v Speaker 1>Lego having a comeback is actually crazy, but that's a

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<v Speaker 1>different story. Lego having a comeback for adults, Like kids

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<v Speaker 1>don't even use legos. It's literally all the adults who

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<v Speaker 1>use them as kids now spending quadruple the price of

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<v Speaker 1>what legos used to cost, so you can have fake

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<v Speaker 1>orchids in your house. Yikes, yikes, yikes. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>just doom scroll on your phone like the rest of us?

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<v Speaker 3>Ill, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, my name's Jericho.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait what?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Drew? I think, Oh is this your Is this

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<v Speaker 1>your straight altar?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. Oh you haven't got that far

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<v Speaker 1>yet your sexuality.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not making fun of the idea and making fun

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<v Speaker 2>of people that are making fake the ID. But I

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<v Speaker 2>did come to a conclusion today. Okay, while I was

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<v Speaker 2>pacing around talking to Kai, while Ya was throwing her

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<v Speaker 2>like makeup ship in the toilet and just leaving it

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<v Speaker 2>there to sit, and I thought it was a poop

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<v Speaker 2>on a piece of toilet paper. I wish I took

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<v Speaker 2>a picture for you guys, but it is a vile scene.

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<v Speaker 1>I put makeup on my hands and then I wipe

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<v Speaker 1>it with toilet paper, and I always throw it into

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet and I never well because it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>a waste of water. It's not like actual like fecal matter.

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<v Speaker 2>It's But I realized we all can agree bisexual people

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<v Speaker 2>aren't real. Like we all know that you you said it.

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<v Speaker 1>I never said that.

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<v Speaker 3>You said it, Guys like.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't say that. I can't. Actually I can't vouch

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<v Speaker 1>for COD.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't say that, but I don't say it on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>But all bisexual people really should be tested for di

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<v Speaker 2>ID associated identity disorder, because I'm sure what's really going

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<v Speaker 2>on is you have an altar fronting that is straight

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<v Speaker 2>and then you go back to your gay self and

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<v Speaker 2>it's really you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like I the thing is, like I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you would only know from personal experience.

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<v Speaker 2>That bisexuality isn't real. No, I'm the only real bisexual

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<v Speaker 2>person on this planet.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're the only one who gets to take claim. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is it because you've come to the conclusion of that theory.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you know that, then you can't be like

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<v Speaker 1>one of the bad ones. What are you trying to say?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to shore.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you're trying to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying that I'm the only real, straight up

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<v Speaker 2>person in this room.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Jack, I misheard you.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you said are versus do they have the ID?

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<v Speaker 2>And you're actually Now that I think about it, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it makes sense for that. Yeah, there are no real

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<v Speaker 2>bottoms and I mean no real tops in this world

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<v Speaker 2>except for cops or bottoms.

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<v Speaker 3>All cops are bottoms a cab all cops are bottoms.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just make that up?

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<v Speaker 3>I made it up like a long ass time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>It really specific events. Wait, so transpired? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say something one of my friends

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<v Speaker 1>made up, but I can't say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, another thing I've been thinking about. Cats don't

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<v Speaker 2>get hairballs anymore. I've never seen a hairball.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they were ever real because I've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen one either. That sh it's fake. I think people

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<v Speaker 1>were mistaking it for your cat, like eating your things

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<v Speaker 1>you leave around on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen a real hair ball back in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship was crazy back then.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't seeing one since the nineties either.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean you definitely were alive. You were you.

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<v Speaker 3>We both contemplated.

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<v Speaker 4>I looked in both of your eyes and then that's

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<v Speaker 4>just like shrink.

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<v Speaker 3>You saw it, you saw it happening.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, Oh the other thing is the bugs on

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<v Speaker 4>the front of cars.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no there is actually actually real science behind Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a real thing, testicides. They're killing all the

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<v Speaker 2>big bugs that splat on your cars when you drive

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<v Speaker 2>on the freeze.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really. You know what's crazy is I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>when I drive for a long time in Miami, I

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<v Speaker 1>still see that, like if I driving to the evergladon back.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it's not as much.

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<v Speaker 2>As I got driving home from like a baseball game

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<v Speaker 2>late at night with the bright lights and then coming

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<v Speaker 2>home and seeing it the next morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Like hella, bugs everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that was like honestly jarring at the time, but

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<v Speaker 2>now looking back, very beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone needs to make a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never been to a baseball game in my life,

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<v Speaker 1>really never wanted my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to my first no, no, not my first

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<v Speaker 2>first baseball game since I watched a person die at one.

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<v Speaker 2>It was in a new stadium, so I felt comfortable going.

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<v Speaker 2>The energy has been erased. But yeah, I went to

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<v Speaker 2>that in Texas. It was really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to play baseball too growing up.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you saw someone die in a baseball things.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I one hundred percent did. It was really

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<v Speaker 3>told the story. Yeah I told it before.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I'm like trying to get a ball.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like really really s Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like personally like I persevere through anything, and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like as a child, I would have seen

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<v Speaker 1>him like okay, like keep the game going.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was really horrific.

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<v Speaker 4>For me.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been my vibe. I would have been like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's keep it pushing. Why are you looking at me?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Just it's just really sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want sympathy right now? No, you can just

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<v Speaker 1>say it like you just say and you can get

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want sympathy right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I won't give it to you. Well, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I decided that we don't need to take physics class

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff because all of it it's really easy, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think our human brains are just designed to know

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<v Speaker 1>how much force we need for certain things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, physics is bullshit. People are breaking the laws

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<v Speaker 2>of physics all the time, like people running four minute

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<v Speaker 2>sub four minute miles, like doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like the kind of videos I see on my

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok timeline. I'm like, this ship isn't real. Y'all are

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to put words to something magical that has happened,

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<v Speaker 1>and we don't need words for everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been saying that for so long, like this world

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<v Speaker 2>is truly just magic.

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<v Speaker 3>None of it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean when you say it, for some reason, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a magical universe, Like I can't put it

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<v Speaker 2>into words.

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<v Speaker 3>If you get it, you get it.

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<v Speaker 1>But like this ship, you're saying like this world is magic,

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<v Speaker 1>like like for some reason, it just sounds like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of more on the like looney side of things.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I'm like it's on like the side

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<v Speaker 2>where I'm like, oh yeah, this is like truly the beautiful,

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<v Speaker 2>Like this artix on my chest that's really old.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that that one's.

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<v Speaker 2>Old, So he didn't get this ship is magical. And

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<v Speaker 2>then take it off and you see my short little

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<v Speaker 2>shirt that makes me look strong kai.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoh, I love that shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I've okay, so I've decided what I need for

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<v Speaker 1>my mental health, like where I need to be so oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to move to a farm that is like

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<v Speaker 1>a fifteen minute drive from a town where I am

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<v Speaker 1>undeniably a ten. And that's what I need. Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's what I need because when we went to

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<v Speaker 1>the Renaissance Fair, and I at a Renaissance fair, I

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<v Speaker 1>am a fucking twenty eight, like I literally and I

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<v Speaker 1>was wearing my Dorothy dress. So I was literally I

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<v Speaker 1>was quite literally AI generated for the there, like it

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<v Speaker 1>was insane when I have this dress, well in start

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<v Speaker 1>a picture that it is literally just like a Dorothy

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<v Speaker 1>ass dress and I've only worn it out to convention.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I was. I wasn't gonna say because I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to interrupt you, but it's gonna drive me insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we could stabilize it with my big fat ass.

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<v Speaker 2>I just that's not gonna work. Your ass doesn't fix everything.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't like put it in my face constantly and

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<v Speaker 2>just douce bad shit to me and then just put

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<v Speaker 2>your ass in my face and think it's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 1>A doesn't fix it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's not gonna fit to everyone, Like, okay, complaining,

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<v Speaker 4>complaining all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>For once he knows what he's talking about. But you

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<v Speaker 1>also don't know what you're talking about, because you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know about the joys of getting like your palms fixed

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<v Speaker 1>with some ass.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, I'm such an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Ill, But yeah, I wear this little Dorothy dress and

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<v Speaker 1>I've only worn it to like conventions. I wore it

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<v Speaker 1>to like Monster Palooza, which is like a horror convention

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<v Speaker 1>most of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>We're big convention girls over here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah we love.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I wore to the Renaissance Festival, which I

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<v Speaker 1>would argue is just a Renaissance convention.

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<v Speaker 2>You bought it not thinking it was a Dorothy dress,

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<v Speaker 2>but you worn it to like cosplay conventions and everyone's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're like Dorothy, You're Dorothy, and You're like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just my dress, but it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is very Dorothy because I was gonna wear red shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like this is too much, and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>was like where are your slippers? Like why are you

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<v Speaker 1>looking at my feet? Like why are you looking at

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<v Speaker 1>my feet right now? Because you're and literally the amount

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<v Speaker 1>of comments I got were crazy, Like I was standing

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<v Speaker 1>in line to do like bow and arrow stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, well, I don't think Dorothy's shooting bows

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<v Speaker 1>and arrows like.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a little more Yeah wait, why did they have riz?

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's kind of crazy, but it's really scary. But

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<v Speaker 1>also something about it is so riveting and awesome because

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<v Speaker 1>I love attention. Yeah, so that's what I need in

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<v Speaker 1>my life is I need to be able to decompress

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<v Speaker 1>for three weeks at a time. It's like loneliness and

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<v Speaker 1>like nothingness, only interacting with my friends and then.

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<v Speaker 3>Get flirt with a bunch recently.

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<v Speaker 1>I know something about it, like what's up, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's your hair, it's your beautiful, luscious locks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. When my hair was like short and

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<v Speaker 1>too cool, people were like she's weird and I'm scared

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<v Speaker 1>of her. But now they're like, she's normal, guys. Look

0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.600
<v Speaker 1>she has kind of long hair. She's normal. Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>the vibe. But yeah, that's what I need. I just

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<v Speaker 1>need to like go and like live in like some

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<v Speaker 1>corner of the earth and then go to the town

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<v Speaker 1>and get hella attention and get flirted with by people

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<v Speaker 1>who scare me.

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<v Speaker 2>You came to Granberry. We went to Granberry together and

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<v Speaker 2>it was honestly so lit and cute.

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<v Speaker 3>We did Easter with my Yeah, that was awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, my stomach is literally like being so weird right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep trying to get it on camera because it's

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<v Speaker 2>like making like crazy fucking sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it might be the yup duck honestly, probably

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<v Speaker 1>because I had it last night and.

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<v Speaker 2>Some damn.

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<v Speaker 1>But Yeah, we went to Grandbury and I was playing

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<v Speaker 1>with babies and it was fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Ryan came as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah Ryan was there and we were playing with babies

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<v Speaker 1>and being mother as fuck and it was lit. But

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't want one of those, Yeah, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot have it. Like the ideal situation of my

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<v Speaker 1>life is someone close to me to have a baby

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<v Speaker 1>and then I get to like raise it by proxy

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<v Speaker 1>and I get to just be the cool person, because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have to be the person in

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<v Speaker 1>some on a kid's life who later on there like

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<v Speaker 1>she was a bitch, she told me what to do, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be that. I want to be

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite of that, and I want to be the

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<v Speaker 1>one who's making the parents life really hard because when

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<v Speaker 1>the kid's with me, I let them do whatever they

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<v Speaker 1>want and then they're like, I knowed so much more

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<v Speaker 1>nicer than you.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking hat I just watched like a literally thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>part series. I bought one hour a WiFi on my

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<v Speaker 2>phone just so I could text you that I was

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<v Speaker 2>taking off and when I was landing, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm going to get off my phone after this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm only using the hour because I like not having

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<v Speaker 2>my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you even text me that? Though?

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<v Speaker 3>You just never responded, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's been happening is I did something in

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<v Speaker 1>my phone that my sleep thing stays on until like

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<v Speaker 1>one PM or I have to manually turn it off,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't see any text.

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<v Speaker 3>Until I tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>It says do not disturb forever on your phone. But

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<v Speaker 2>I watched this like thirteen part I only got to

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<v Speaker 2>part eight on TikTok in the hour that I watched it,

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<v Speaker 2>because I was watching it all the way through, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was literally about I don't even know what it

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<v Speaker 2>was about.

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<v Speaker 1>About, like children and like how they find other adults

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<v Speaker 1>who will let them do oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, him, like yeah, him being like I want to

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<v Speaker 2>live with my dad, and the mom being.

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<v Speaker 3>Like really scary, like really scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Manipulative and like pulling out every manipulation tactic from the book.

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<v Speaker 2>It was literally horrifying, and if I ever had to

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<v Speaker 2>go through that, I would freak the fuck out because

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<v Speaker 2>it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary as the kid are as the mom.

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<v Speaker 2>As the kid like the mom was fucked up. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I found a YouTube channel and I dove into

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<v Speaker 2>that afterwards, and when I was writing the fucking La

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<v Speaker 2>Exit Bus, which is the worst fucking thing ever created, ever, ever,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just watched the dad's YouTube channel of him

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<v Speaker 2>basically like posting videos to but.

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<v Speaker 1>It was real people.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I thought it was like like one of those

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<v Speaker 1>like psychological, like a therapist kind of situations where it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like, here's what happens to kids, blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone knows what I'm referencing them.

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<v Speaker 1>When I fell asleep last night, I'll tell you exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what I fell asleep too, and I'm not gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>anything about it, but I'll just say that I was like, oh, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>there's like words for everything. Huh, y'all just be naming everything. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>what I really fell asleep to is it's the Matrix.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's the Matrix but for a locusts by Tom Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>who I originally thought was really sexy, but then look

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<v Speaker 1>at the way he walks. It like actually made me

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<v Speaker 1>want to throw up.

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<v Speaker 3>Built it for locusts.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the great challenges in sudden collective behavior is

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<v Speaker 1>that does this just you thought he was sexy something

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<v Speaker 1>about him is sexy, but look at the way he walks.

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<v Speaker 3>It's giving nerdy.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait can you hurry up?

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<v Speaker 4>Like were the YouTuber?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's got really it is the walk ho.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like a small frame.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his shoulders are like like he's like stout. But

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<v Speaker 2>like I was like immediately I was like no. But

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<v Speaker 2>then after I like observed for a little that, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, okay, like I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you know what it is. It's like he's like smart,

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<v Speaker 1>he knows what he's talking about. He's got a little

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<v Speaker 1>charm to him. I like his videos. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>people like I always said by it also like this

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<v Speaker 1>is weird. Like I'm not talking about specifically him. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to like sit here and sexualize man. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who's also probably married, Like this isn't about him,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've always said like.

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<v Speaker 3>This it's about him for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Baby, it's probably got a monster cock.

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<v Speaker 1>People who are really really passionate about certain subjects like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they get down like you just know, like

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<v Speaker 1>especially people who are like so about that one thing publicly,

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<v Speaker 1>It's like they don't have like a shame filter or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't think what they do is shameful or like

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<v Speaker 1>weird to like something so much to like they have

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<v Speaker 1>no shame in bed. So it's like, exactly, you're literally

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<v Speaker 1>a freaking exactly that's what people say about me behind clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like a good, like topical person, you know, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I love topics.

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<v Speaker 2>I like have a lot of topics that I love

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<v Speaker 2>and talking about I just like chat about a few things.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like I can tell you about mostly anything

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<v Speaker 2>well because.

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<v Speaker 1>You were boring.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow wow, wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is like a genuine question and not a

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<v Speaker 2>joke question. Are there like makeup stations in the women's bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>At the airport?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, are there like stations where you get to do

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<v Speaker 2>your makeup after you get out off a flight or

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<v Speaker 2>do you just have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some airports, yeah, some airports and bathrooms in general

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<v Speaker 1>will have a separate mirror just with like a little

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<v Speaker 1>stool or like a little thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee of the men out there didn't know that

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<v Speaker 2>because I was watching this TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>You went into a women's bathroom?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just was recording.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, what did you do you watch?

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<v Speaker 2>I was watching this video of this girl tour like

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<v Speaker 2>a gender neutral like actually a gender neutral restroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Women and women went in there, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Either side you went in, the stalls were like completely

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<v Speaker 2>closed floor to ceiling. The doors were completely sealed and

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<v Speaker 2>like it was like men and women only. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was in like Kansas or some shit, And they

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<v Speaker 2>were bantering about like the makeup stations in it, and

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<v Speaker 2>they were like, well, you're just doing the makeup in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of the bathroom. And then it just got

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<v Speaker 2>me spiraling and thinking. I was like, oh, that's probably

0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:17.960
<v Speaker 2>a thing, because that Ryan was like, I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 2>my makeup when I got off my flight in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a thing in a lot of bathrooms. But

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<v Speaker 1>also sometimes people just like pull out their into it.

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<v Speaker 1>But a lot of airport bathrooms have just made space

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<v Speaker 1>for it because it's really common, and I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of bathrooms in general, like as time has

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<v Speaker 1>gone by, I see that a lot. In Japan. That

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<v Speaker 1>was a big thing. Actually in Japan, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the like most of the bathrooms I went in had

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<v Speaker 1>that and had like full body mirrors and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of things of that nature, because they actually respect looking good.

0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:49.520
<v Speaker 1>And then in America they're like, you know what, Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say this, I can't stand when I go

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<v Speaker 1>into a bathroom and there is no mirror. It feels

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<v Speaker 1>like you were putting me in jail. Like it literally

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why am I being punished? Like why am

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<v Speaker 1>I being punished? Why am I in the scary with

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<v Speaker 1>no reflective object to look at myself? That's what bathrooms

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<v Speaker 1>are for there to wash your hands, pee and look

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<v Speaker 1>at yourself and like decompress, and where is the mirror.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm eating at a restaurant and I go into

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and there's no mirror, I genuinely feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being held and I'm like you literally making me

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<v Speaker 1>pay you to be in prison right now, Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I feel like.

0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Or like a seven eleven bathroom where it's like the

0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:23.439
<v Speaker 2>piece of like reflective paper that's always like helladented, so

0:21:23.480 --> 0:21:25.720
<v Speaker 2>when you look in it, it's like, what's the fucking point?

0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:30.520
<v Speaker 1>It's literally like you're fucking like greening. Speaking of greening Sorry,

0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally being annoying and like fixing my lipstick right now.

0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:35.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm just that kind of girl. Would you ever wear

0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:39.560
<v Speaker 1>like clothes like that? You know, like uh, somebody who's

0:21:39.680 --> 0:21:42.439
<v Speaker 1>like died before, Like would you ever wear like a

0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:44.359
<v Speaker 1>dead person's clothes or some like.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell no?

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh okay, hell no, oh.

0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, because I mean I was gonna. I mean, I'm

0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:54.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally wearing that now.

0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:58.720
<v Speaker 3>He No, I need say that.

0:22:02.400 --> 0:22:12.240
<v Speaker 1>And sing literally was wrong with you? Anyway? Speaking of

0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:15.880
<v Speaker 1>greening out, the other night, I finally got so high

0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:18.920
<v Speaker 1>that I got scared. Like I've been really everybody knows,

0:22:18.920 --> 0:22:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I've been testing it out, like I've just been pushing

0:22:21.000 --> 0:22:22.439
<v Speaker 1>the limits of what I could where I could go

0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:25.240
<v Speaker 1>in my mind where's my mind?

0:22:25.280 --> 0:22:25.960
<v Speaker 3>And I was.

0:22:25.880 --> 0:22:28.879
<v Speaker 1>Hanging out with Orion, and like Orian is a normal person,

0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:30.880
<v Speaker 1>so she has a normal person tolerance. And then there's

0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:33.080
<v Speaker 1>me who literally when I talk about, like to any

0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:36.200
<v Speaker 1>of my friends the milligrams I take, they are literally

0:22:36.320 --> 0:22:39.399
<v Speaker 1>laughing at me. But usually so what I did is

0:22:39.640 --> 0:22:44.879
<v Speaker 1>my usual thing is like the two milligram THHG six

0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:48.160
<v Speaker 1>milligram or is it four? I think it's four milligram?

0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Two and four, Yeah, two and four right, two THG

0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:56.119
<v Speaker 1>four CBD. That's usually what I do, except when we

0:22:56.160 --> 0:23:00.640
<v Speaker 1>were in Texas, I took some of the edibles we

0:23:00.720 --> 0:23:03.639
<v Speaker 1>had there, and I took half of it, which was

0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:05.359
<v Speaker 1>also still such a tiny amount. I think it was

0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:09.560
<v Speaker 1>like five thhg but one EBD, which for me is

0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:12.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking insane. And I literally was having the best time

0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:14.040
<v Speaker 1>in my life. Drew was talking and it felt like

0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:16.160
<v Speaker 1>I was watching TV like you was talking to his mom,

0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:17.879
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not kidding, It felt like I was watching

0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:20.240
<v Speaker 1>TV like everything was so funny, and it was literally

0:23:20.520 --> 0:23:22.359
<v Speaker 1>the best night of my life. And it just felt

0:23:22.359 --> 0:23:24.879
<v Speaker 1>like I was watching TV the whole night. Like my

0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:28.040
<v Speaker 1>eyes weren't my eyes, My eyes were an led screen

0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:29.000
<v Speaker 1>like and.

0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:31.960
<v Speaker 2>It feel like you were watching TV. Sorry, that was

0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:32.720
<v Speaker 2>so fucking mean.

0:23:33.960 --> 0:23:38.520
<v Speaker 4>That was like, I do think that's the meanest thing

0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:39.080
<v Speaker 4>I've ever seen.

0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was like mean, that wasn't even funny.

0:23:42.359 --> 0:23:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Now, if I said something to ruin your whole life,

0:23:44.440 --> 0:23:46.960
<v Speaker 1>I'd be wrong. Now, if I said something to literally

0:23:47.000 --> 0:23:49.640
<v Speaker 1>deteriorate any ounce of confidence you have in that little

0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:50.359
<v Speaker 1>body of yours.

0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:53.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, So she called me a little no you're scrawny.

0:23:54.080 --> 0:23:57.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, yeah, okay.

0:23:58.880 --> 0:24:00.960
<v Speaker 4>Drew popped that jacket of sucking. See your arms.

0:24:01.840 --> 0:24:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Don't embarrass him. Don't embarrass him like that.

0:24:05.800 --> 0:24:09.119
<v Speaker 4>Damn, that looks good. Thank you.

0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:11.639
<v Speaker 3>I needed a little confident boost after that.

0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, it felt like I was fucking watching TV and

0:24:15.520 --> 0:24:18.280
<v Speaker 1>it was awesome and you can suck my fucking balls, bitch,

0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:21.439
<v Speaker 1>stupid fucking cunt.

0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:25.119
<v Speaker 3>Was it the ones that the watermelon.

0:24:24.680 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Was green ones? No, it was green apple, green apple.

0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:30.679
<v Speaker 1>I got Caesar green candy and thinks watermelon like literally

0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:35.359
<v Speaker 1>mean when I'm a freak. But it was awesome. And

0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:37.359
<v Speaker 1>then when I got back, I went to go get

0:24:37.359 --> 0:24:39.400
<v Speaker 1>those because I was like, damn, maybe that's the vibe

0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 1>I needs to be on, is just being a little

0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:43.800
<v Speaker 1>scared but like having fun. At the same time, they

0:24:43.800 --> 0:24:45.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't have them, So when I was hanging out with

0:24:45.480 --> 0:24:47.760
<v Speaker 1>a Ryan, I went back to my normal ones and

0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:51.040
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, actually, no, I had so much weed

0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:52.360
<v Speaker 1>that night. Now that I think about.

0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 2>It, I really like, we're obliterated.

0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:57.840
<v Speaker 1>No, not even that night. But when I got back,

0:24:57.880 --> 0:25:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to mimic that, but I just realized

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:03.800
<v Speaker 1>I had so much weed. Pro for me, I had

0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.600
<v Speaker 1>my cancer. That's to THHD for CBD. This is so

0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:08.439
<v Speaker 1>annoying that I'm coming back. I'm talking about weed like

0:25:08.480 --> 0:25:10.840
<v Speaker 1>in this like increment. But it's really funny.

0:25:10.720 --> 0:25:12.880
<v Speaker 3>How my good, we're good, we swear.

0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Also the idea that I think this is bad when

0:25:16.680 --> 0:25:19.199
<v Speaker 1>most people are like girl, that's literally nothing, but whatever.

0:25:20.320 --> 0:25:24.280
<v Speaker 1>So I did my like can that's the one I

0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:26.240
<v Speaker 1>usually have, and then I had half of one of

0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:31.119
<v Speaker 1>Orion's five milograms. So now I'm at like four point

0:25:31.160 --> 0:25:33.320
<v Speaker 1>five mil guys, whatever, it's not even even like that.

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:35.200
<v Speaker 1>That's not how those things work. But if we're gonna

0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:37.679
<v Speaker 1>do it, that's how it is. And I knew I

0:25:37.760 --> 0:25:39.920
<v Speaker 1>was really high because now I'm like at a little

0:25:39.920 --> 0:25:43.119
<v Speaker 1>above my CBD to THHC. I know it's really high

0:25:43.119 --> 0:25:46.800
<v Speaker 1>because I was like a little scared. Every time I spoke.

0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was being a freak, and everything

0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:50.439
<v Speaker 1>I said, I was like, why did I say that?

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Even though like oh, because planes got brought up. So

0:25:54.000 --> 0:25:55.719
<v Speaker 1>it was really bad for me because I went on

0:25:55.760 --> 0:25:58.959
<v Speaker 1>a really long tangent about plane and I started like

0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:01.240
<v Speaker 1>naming off a bunch of the crazy plane crashes that

0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:04.000
<v Speaker 1>I have memorized and exactly what happened and what year

0:26:04.080 --> 0:26:05.960
<v Speaker 1>and like all these things that I started going in

0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:08.040
<v Speaker 1>and then it was just like me Orian and one

0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:11.120
<v Speaker 1>another person. I was like, oh my god, I need

0:26:11.119 --> 0:26:12.920
<v Speaker 1>to stop doing that. And then I kind of got

0:26:12.920 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 1>myself to shut up and whatever. I'm getting a little tired.

0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:18.120
<v Speaker 1>We go to like being Orion are just like sleeping

0:26:18.160 --> 0:26:20.720
<v Speaker 1>in her like living room and watching TV, and I'm

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:23.320
<v Speaker 1>kind of starting to fall asleep, and I'm like, okay,

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:25.239
<v Speaker 1>this is perfect. It's twelve o'clock. I've been on an

0:26:25.240 --> 0:26:27.680
<v Speaker 1>early schedule. I'll just go to sleep and I start

0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:29.680
<v Speaker 1>falling asleep, and then Orion's like still on her phone

0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 1>and like we're still kind of talking, and she's like, oh,

0:26:31.520 --> 0:26:33.920
<v Speaker 1>should we take another edible? And I was just like, oh,

0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. And then she was like, girl, come on.

0:26:36.119 --> 0:26:38.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like okay, fine, yeah, okay, and then she

0:26:38.400 --> 0:26:40.440
<v Speaker 1>gave me another half. I think it was like a

0:26:40.480 --> 0:26:44.600
<v Speaker 1>half of her ten or something, and I took another

0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:47.879
<v Speaker 1>five milligram milligrams and I didn't think anything of it

0:26:47.880 --> 0:26:49.520
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, dude, I'm so tired, I'm literally

0:26:49.520 --> 0:26:51.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna fall asleep before this hits me. And then like

0:26:51.960 --> 0:26:55.080
<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes goes by sitting while I'm watching this like

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:58.920
<v Speaker 1>murder documentarything, and I'm like laying there and I start

0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:02.800
<v Speaker 1>falling asleep as I'm closing my eyes. I'm imagining a

0:27:02.880 --> 0:27:08.560
<v Speaker 1>life if I didn't go to sleep that much. Describe

0:27:08.600 --> 0:27:11.040
<v Speaker 1>it like, I would close my eyes and my eyes

0:27:11.119 --> 0:27:12.280
<v Speaker 1>were still open.

0:27:14.840 --> 0:27:17.600
<v Speaker 2>Girl, she gave you a fucking fenon on you od

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:20.679
<v Speaker 2>and now you're in a different dimension. No, I literally

0:27:20.680 --> 0:27:22.320
<v Speaker 2>like would go falling cry.

0:27:22.800 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm crying from laughing so hard. But like I like

0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:30.520
<v Speaker 1>literally was like so high, and I started to get

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:34.080
<v Speaker 1>so high so fast because I also we'd eat in

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:36.960
<v Speaker 1>like five hours before, so now because it's like midnight,

0:27:37.040 --> 0:27:39.040
<v Speaker 1>so now I'm like, oh fuck, I'm like I don't

0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:40.679
<v Speaker 1>think I have enough food in my stomach for like

0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 1>all the edibles that are out rotting on top of

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:46.000
<v Speaker 1>my stomach lining. And I was just sitting there falling asleep.

0:27:46.080 --> 0:27:49.159
<v Speaker 1>And then because I could still hear the TV, it

0:27:49.240 --> 0:27:51.360
<v Speaker 1>was like my eyes never closed and I couldn't tell

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:53.160
<v Speaker 1>if I was closing my eyes or not. And then

0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:55.359
<v Speaker 1>I like couldn't tell if I was breathing, and I

0:27:55.480 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 1>was like I would go like and I was like

0:27:57.680 --> 0:27:59.439
<v Speaker 1>so scared and I didn't want to seem like I

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:01.840
<v Speaker 1>was freaking out laying down next to Ryan, so I

0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:03.720
<v Speaker 1>was like holding my breath because I didn't want to

0:28:03.720 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 1>see like I was breathing really hard, trying to live.

0:28:06.840 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 5>Like.

0:28:09.600 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 1>It's freaking out, And what's awesome is I was dead silent,

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:15.439
<v Speaker 1>Well this is happening. So Ryan has no idea that

0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 1>this all happened next to her and then like actually

0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:21.200
<v Speaker 1>I kind of told her like an hour later, but like, yeah,

0:28:21.200 --> 0:28:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I was just I couldn't go to sleep. I was

0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 1>so tired and like the edible was just beating my ass.

0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:28.119
<v Speaker 1>Like I just was like trying to go to sleep,

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:30.400
<v Speaker 1>and I like couldn't because my brain was like you're

0:28:30.440 --> 0:28:33.080
<v Speaker 1>still awake because you're like you know exactly what this

0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:36.080
<v Speaker 1>room looks like, so your eyes aren't closed.

0:28:35.720 --> 0:28:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Like girl, you were literally tripping.

0:28:38.480 --> 0:28:40.960
<v Speaker 1>And I then I just like opened my eyes and

0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:42.240
<v Speaker 1>sat up because I was like, Okay, I guess I

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 1>can't go to sleep, like my body is like not

0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:45.320
<v Speaker 1>letting me right now. So I got up and just

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:47.640
<v Speaker 1>started getting really hyper fixated on the murder.

0:28:47.440 --> 0:28:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Thing I've been there before, when like I'm like, oh,

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 2>like if I go to sleep, I'll actually die, so

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:54.680
<v Speaker 2>like I can't go to sleep right now, and I'll

0:28:54.720 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 2>just like try to keep myself awake and like poke

0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:58.360
<v Speaker 2>the whites of my eyes trying to keep myself.

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:01.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that was the other thing. I had contacts on,

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't bring my glasses to her house because

0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:06.720
<v Speaker 1>it was like an impromptu sleepover, so I my eyes

0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:09.800
<v Speaker 1>were really really dry for a long time until she

0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:13.440
<v Speaker 1>finally gave me contact things to put my contacts in.

0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 1>But by that time, my eyes were so bloodshot and

0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 1>dry from having my contacts in too long, So my

0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>eyes were really dry, and I kept like doing the

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:22.720
<v Speaker 1>thing where I like close my eyes and I like

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:25.080
<v Speaker 1>rubbed the top lid to try and like literally force

0:29:25.160 --> 0:29:28.640
<v Speaker 1>them to make moisture. But then it kind of passed

0:29:28.640 --> 0:29:30.960
<v Speaker 1>because she got up and she was like, I need

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:32.920
<v Speaker 1>a snack so bad, and I was like, yeah, me too,

0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 1>and then she went and got snacks and I sat

0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:37.440
<v Speaker 1>there trying to literally just be like okay, like you're

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:39.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna eat and it's gonna like you're gonna live, like

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:42.080
<v Speaker 1>like I literally was like I'm not crazy. Like it

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:44.480
<v Speaker 1>literally felt like she was upstairs for two hours and

0:29:44.520 --> 0:29:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I was just downstairs twiddling my thumbs because also my

0:29:46.840 --> 0:29:50.040
<v Speaker 1>phone was dead, so I literally couldn't even like joom scroll.

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:52.040
<v Speaker 1>It was just the murder dock in front of me,

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>and I kept pausing it because crazy things were happening

0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 1>over there. I was, and I was like, well, Ryan

0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 1>has to see this. This is fucking insane. But then

0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 1>she gave me snacks. I'm not kidding. I experienced exactly

0:30:01.680 --> 0:30:04.000
<v Speaker 1>that scene in Ratatuwey where they're like mixing all the

0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:07.440
<v Speaker 1>snacks and it was so insane. I've never savored a

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:09.600
<v Speaker 1>meal and eaten so slow in my life, and it

0:30:09.640 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 1>was the first time ever where I was like, this

0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:16.120
<v Speaker 1>is what eating is for, Like it's for tasting. It

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:19.920
<v Speaker 1>was awesome. We had like little like sandwich pickles. We

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 1>had those little garlics, like it's like a mix of

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:26.440
<v Speaker 1>like garlic knots and pickles. We had that with like

0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:30.960
<v Speaker 1>baby Bell cheeses cuties, and then like we had leftover

0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Chick fil A nuggets, so we each got two nuggets

0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:35.080
<v Speaker 1>with that and that was like our like platter of

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 1>like tasting, and then we had the cuties for dessert,

0:30:39.520 --> 0:30:42.200
<v Speaker 1>and like we each had a brownie and like the way.

0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:44.040
<v Speaker 1>We like set it up in a way that we

0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:45.720
<v Speaker 1>were like eating to the top of the pyramid and

0:30:45.760 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 1>it was awesome. It was literally so fun and then

0:30:48.920 --> 0:30:50.600
<v Speaker 1>eventually it got up and I was like, oh, Ryan,

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:53.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you understand an hour ago like this

0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:56.120
<v Speaker 1>is after some time. I was like, I was so

0:30:56.440 --> 0:31:00.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking high that I genuinely was kind of tweeting and

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 1>she was like what I couldn't tell. I was like yeah,

0:31:03.160 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 1>because I was like silently, I was literally in my

0:31:05.240 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 1>head like I was in Silent Hill, like I was

0:31:07.920 --> 0:31:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Silent Hill. And then it was awesome, and honestly I

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 1>would do it again because it was so funny. Well

0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 1>now it's funny, but at the time, I literally it's

0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:18.880
<v Speaker 1>like I couldn't. I'm never going to be able to

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:21.320
<v Speaker 1>sleep again, Like I don't, my body won't let me.

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:23.960
<v Speaker 1>And that's my story. That's what I've been up to.

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:28.320
<v Speaker 1>That's literally, I think the most that's happened to me

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 1>other than that, in these past two weeks, I'd just

0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:36.400
<v Speaker 1>been existing, which is crazy. I've been cooking meals at home,

0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:40.479
<v Speaker 1>which is lit, but on my like breakfast, I realized

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:42.840
<v Speaker 1>I can only cook breakfast. I like I am really

0:31:42.840 --> 0:31:46.160
<v Speaker 1>bad at cooking dinner unless it's soup and baliadas.

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:49.440
<v Speaker 4>Her cooks, so let her cook.

0:31:50.280 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 1>That's like weird. Why does it have to be her? Like,

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 1>why does she have to cook?

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Not every woman knows how to cook kai and not

0:31:55.400 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 2>every woman belongs in the kitchen, which.

0:31:57.360 --> 0:31:58.000
<v Speaker 3>Is so weird.

0:31:58.080 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 4>That's the thing that people say on TikTok.

0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:03.480
<v Speaker 2>He literally just basically said, make me a sandwich. Felt

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:05.400
<v Speaker 2>like stories make me a sandwich.

0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:08.280
<v Speaker 4>No, I didn't. I was reciting a meme and now

0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:08.800
<v Speaker 4>you guys.

0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:09.880
<v Speaker 3>Are a meme.

0:32:10.200 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 4>I need I need a ConTroll over the narrative.

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 2>You need to control your thoughts because you're attacking.

0:32:16.920 --> 0:32:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Ambient before the next podcast, so you can chase.

0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:20.520
<v Speaker 3>The w.

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:26.320
<v Speaker 4>Me with like sunglasses on just like this, what is

0:32:26.360 --> 0:32:30.560
<v Speaker 4>it weekend at Bernie's Style? When you guys said that

0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 4>things are going to be different on the you know,

0:32:33.480 --> 0:32:35.000
<v Speaker 4>when we came back, you're like, oh, things are gonna

0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:38.480
<v Speaker 4>be different. I was really expecting, like a studio.

0:32:39.720 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 1>Are you actually well not this?

0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:44.480
<v Speaker 4>You know? I was like, Oh, things are gonna be different.

0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 4>There's gonna be like kaising really comfortable, big chick.

0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:51.480
<v Speaker 1>So what you're saying is you wanted more attention, but no, no, be.

0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:54.560
<v Speaker 4>A parking space for me for like my hummer, your hummer.

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 4>You guys will get me the electric That's what I

0:32:57.520 --> 0:32:59.800
<v Speaker 4>was imagining. I wasn't expecting like a light.

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 1>You know you were expecting something for you.

0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:05.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was expecting like a car, and like you.

0:33:05.880 --> 0:33:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Have a car, I'm not giving you a car.

0:33:11.240 --> 0:33:15.280
<v Speaker 2>Bleep that bleep, that bleep, bleep the D word. Okay,

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I need to know who the fuck you two sold

0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:24.080
<v Speaker 2>their souls to, because those bitches are working over time

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 2>to keep them relevant. Like I don't think I've ever

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 2>heard a YouTube song in my entire life, but somehow

0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 2>they're the most relevant and important musicians of our lifetime.

0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:36.360
<v Speaker 2>And I've never heard a fucking song by them.

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:39.280
<v Speaker 1>One and two with them in it.

0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 2>And then also like like the Apple ship is crazy.

0:33:45.080 --> 0:33:46.720
<v Speaker 1>Like like how much Apple loves.

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Them putting their album on the Apple iPhone is the

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:55.240
<v Speaker 2>craziest ship. Every single iPhone is crazy. That was the.

0:33:55.240 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>Greatest flex, Like imagine being able to say, like, wait,

0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:00.440
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if that counted towards download. It's like, did

0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:04.200
<v Speaker 1>that count towards probably like sold units or anything, because

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:06.240
<v Speaker 1>that would be fucking insane and that's literally a hack

0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:07.840
<v Speaker 1>and illegal, and I'm taking them to court.

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then now they're doing the new like Madison

0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:14.759
<v Speaker 2>Square Garden Dome in Las Vegas that got developed. It's

0:34:14.800 --> 0:34:18.760
<v Speaker 2>like this giant fucking orb that is covered in LED

0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:22.720
<v Speaker 2>screens and like the inside screen is like the biggest

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:24.880
<v Speaker 2>screen in the world, and like it's gonna be like

0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 2>super immersive for that.

0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:30.360
<v Speaker 4>I got some information. Oh yeah, thing it says with

0:34:30.440 --> 0:34:34.760
<v Speaker 4>a push of a button. Uh YouTube Songs of Innocence

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:37.359
<v Speaker 4>obliterated the current number one selling album of all time,

0:34:37.400 --> 0:34:41.200
<v Speaker 4>Michael Jackson's Thriller, by four hundred and thirty five million copies.

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:44.360
<v Speaker 1>And was that because of iPhones?

0:34:47.040 --> 0:34:48.359
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. That might have been because I remember

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 4>they put it on an iPod, Like every iPod that

0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:53.360
<v Speaker 4>you got had it or was it thee.

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:55.319
<v Speaker 1>It was an iPhone because it was on my Oh wait, no,

0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:57.800
<v Speaker 1>it might have been iPods and every it was iPods

0:34:57.800 --> 0:34:59.280
<v Speaker 1>because I had an iPod touch when.

0:34:59.120 --> 0:34:59.960
<v Speaker 4>That happened the iPhone.

0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:05.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh so I guess iPhones, iPods, all that shit that

0:35:05.960 --> 0:35:09.480
<v Speaker 2>is that is so crazy, literally hl their soul to

0:35:09.560 --> 0:35:11.640
<v Speaker 2>because I need to know because I don't give a fuck.

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:13.719
<v Speaker 1>I really really liked them, and they were like to

0:35:13.760 --> 0:35:16.400
<v Speaker 1>honor Steve. But I don't think, you know, because I

0:35:16.400 --> 0:35:18.839
<v Speaker 1>don't think Steve was around, because I remember literally having

0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:20.080
<v Speaker 1>a selfie with an iPhone and.

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:22.799
<v Speaker 2>It I was like, wow, like Steve, Steve.

0:35:23.040 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I was like, without him, would.

0:35:25.840 --> 0:35:29.400
<v Speaker 2>I be here? Also, I decided I'm gonna start saying

0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:32.720
<v Speaker 2>yes more because the plot of my life has become

0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 2>stagnant and the scriptwriters fucking suck right now, like they

0:35:39.120 --> 0:35:42.600
<v Speaker 2>need to figure this shit out. Because also the script

0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:44.399
<v Speaker 2>writers of the universe have been freaking me the fuck

0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:47.200
<v Speaker 2>out recently because like there's so many little things happening

0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:51.239
<v Speaker 2>where I'm just like, see, that's too perfect. That is

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:54.319
<v Speaker 2>way too perfect for this to be happening now. And

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:57.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna name this specific event, but like i'll

0:35:57.560 --> 0:35:59.919
<v Speaker 2>tell you guys after, but I'm like I already told

0:35:59.920 --> 0:36:04.680
<v Speaker 2>you you yeah, yeah, fucking right, like in the peak

0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:06.760
<v Speaker 2>of it all, like that's what's gonna happen.

0:36:07.239 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, it's crazy, Boots.

0:36:09.680 --> 0:36:11.839
<v Speaker 1>Like maybe I'm mistaking what you're talking about, because when

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I think you're talking about I'm like, is that was

0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:16.400
<v Speaker 1>that that crazy?

0:36:16.920 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Or maybe I'll tell you after, But yeah, it's the

0:36:21.239 --> 0:36:24.600
<v Speaker 2>scriptwriters fucked up because it's the first time that they

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:27.959
<v Speaker 2>crossed my suspension of disbelief where I was like, Okay, yeah,

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 2>this is like not real, this isn't happening.

0:36:30.719 --> 0:36:32.479
<v Speaker 1>Okay, then I think I do know what you're talking about,

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:35.520
<v Speaker 1>because that is pretty like it's too like it's.

0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:37.319
<v Speaker 3>Too perfect to contrived.

0:36:36.920 --> 0:36:44.479
<v Speaker 1>It's too curb like, oh yeah, exactly, like Zach, well, look,

0:36:45.400 --> 0:36:48.560
<v Speaker 1>this is terrifying the arena they're building, Like why are

0:36:48.600 --> 0:36:49.279
<v Speaker 1>they And.

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:51.680
<v Speaker 2>If it goes over, well they're building a second one

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:52.480
<v Speaker 2>in Europe or some.

0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Shit I've not said it to kind of throwing.

0:36:55.640 --> 0:36:59.319
<v Speaker 2>It's actually hilarious and I'm like kind of excited because

0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:02.279
<v Speaker 2>it's giving future like and I'm like.

0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:04.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we do need updated architecture.

0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:08.000
<v Speaker 1>This is the one you two songs you've heard, Oh hello,

0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 1>they're in this.

0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:15.040
<v Speaker 3>Uh wait what?

0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:17.040
<v Speaker 1>But I don't think they are.

0:37:17.080 --> 0:37:19.880
<v Speaker 2>They like coultry significant and I'm just being ignorant because

0:37:19.880 --> 0:37:21.080
<v Speaker 2>like they're not the.

0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Beatles, So oh my god. During Pullman, I went on

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:25.440
<v Speaker 1>an anti Beatles tangent.

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Did not go over well with that, and then we

0:37:30.640 --> 0:37:34.320
<v Speaker 2>saw someone after the show when we went to dinner

0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 2>that is in love with music and still did not

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:42.520
<v Speaker 2>fuck with the jokes and it was making whatever.

0:37:42.600 --> 0:37:45.480
<v Speaker 3>Man, I won't down and I won't wait.

0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:46.520
<v Speaker 4>What is this photo of?

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is their song. Oh I've heard

0:37:50.440 --> 0:37:51.880
<v Speaker 1>this Okay, I do like this song. I can.

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:58.000
<v Speaker 2>This song is lit. It's like giving, like Tarzan.

0:37:58.280 --> 0:38:00.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's giving phol call.

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:06.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah also and just going through you too.

0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:13.520
<v Speaker 2>I decided that if I'm not actively at Coachella, Coachella

0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:18.279
<v Speaker 2>isn't real and it's not happening. It's like it's it's genuinely.

0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 3>All fake and affront and not real and happening.

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:23.319
<v Speaker 1>If I'm not there, no one could convince me that

0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:25.879
<v Speaker 1>it's fun. And I stand by that. No one can

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:27.759
<v Speaker 1>convince me it's fun. No one could convince me that

0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:31.480
<v Speaker 1>it's worth any while unless you're literally being treated like

0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:35.760
<v Speaker 1>fucking I don't know, like Beyonce or fucking Michael Jackson,

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:37.799
<v Speaker 1>and like you're literally being catered to at your every

0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:39.920
<v Speaker 1>walking stepway. Does some people have that experience?

0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:42.400
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say they do call me the Michael

0:38:42.440 --> 0:38:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Jackson of the influencer industry.

0:38:44.920 --> 0:38:47.439
<v Speaker 4>That's not good man. For a couple of reasons.

0:38:47.480 --> 0:38:49.320
<v Speaker 1>No, in the way in the way Drake calls himself

0:38:49.320 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson.

0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:51.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh okay, then that's good.

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Did y'all know that called his property promised land?

0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes? Oh the video I that you? Yeah, this dude

0:38:59.440 --> 0:39:03.399
<v Speaker 3>like does like was it? Yeah?

0:39:03.520 --> 0:39:06.399
<v Speaker 2>RC Airplanes like made a video of him going over

0:39:06.400 --> 0:39:08.600
<v Speaker 2>to Rick Ross's house and like doing it with him,

0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:08.839
<v Speaker 2>and it.

0:39:08.800 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Was so gross. Aren't that different after all?

0:39:11.120 --> 0:39:12.560
<v Speaker 3>That's yeah exactly.

0:39:12.560 --> 0:39:14.600
<v Speaker 1>I would also do that if I had a lot of.

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:17.320
<v Speaker 3>A billion dollars. Also, it's giving.

0:39:17.560 --> 0:39:19.360
<v Speaker 1>I would just call my property and you land.

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:20.319
<v Speaker 4>Gee.

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:30.560
<v Speaker 2>So also, fuck, dude, that just threw me off.

0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:35.400
<v Speaker 3>What was I gonna say though? For real?

0:39:35.680 --> 0:39:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're too busy making your joke making fun of

0:39:37.680 --> 0:39:39.040
<v Speaker 1>me to remember your own.

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 4>Fuck?

0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:41.840
<v Speaker 3>What was it?

0:39:42.760 --> 0:39:44.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm gonna say yes more.

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I just remembered people say I look like Beyonce

0:39:50.000 --> 0:39:51.560
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of the time.

0:39:51.600 --> 0:39:53.839
<v Speaker 1>That's weird because I wouldn't forget that if people said

0:39:53.840 --> 0:39:55.000
<v Speaker 1>that to me all the time.

0:39:55.600 --> 0:39:57.239
<v Speaker 3>Well no, I was just saying like it just like

0:39:57.239 --> 0:39:57.799
<v Speaker 3>sup my mind.

0:39:57.920 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I guess it is easy to forget things because

0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 1>you're also forgetting that people say you're really annoying and

0:40:01.719 --> 0:40:03.680
<v Speaker 1>ugly all the time, but like you're just forgetting to

0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:05.520
<v Speaker 1>mention that part. But I guess I wouldn't mention that.

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:07.760
<v Speaker 3>Too because I was that came from a real place.

0:40:08.400 --> 0:40:09.200
<v Speaker 3>This is crazy.

0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:12.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm like literally being like targeted right now, Like I

0:40:12.200 --> 0:40:13.439
<v Speaker 2>actually don't feel safe here.

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:15.640
<v Speaker 1>So if I had drones, I would literally deploy them

0:40:15.680 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 1>onto you.

0:40:16.320 --> 0:40:19.320
<v Speaker 2>It's giving. I just feel like I'm giving, like Beyonce

0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:20.640
<v Speaker 2>of the podcasting.

0:40:20.280 --> 0:40:20.680
<v Speaker 3>It's giving.

0:40:20.760 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna steal your Social Security Guard card and have

0:40:24.120 --> 0:40:28.040
<v Speaker 1>it enrolled and have you enrolled into the military. And

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:30.839
<v Speaker 1>then in three days, somebody's gonna knock on the door

0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:32.480
<v Speaker 1>and it's gonna be a man in a suit. Do

0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:35.600
<v Speaker 1>they still do it like it's gonna be a man

0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:37.399
<v Speaker 1>in a suiting like you?

0:40:38.200 --> 0:40:38.560
<v Speaker 2>And then you.

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Never do that, like go door to door like Jehovah's

0:40:43.000 --> 0:40:44.080
<v Speaker 1>witnesses and they were like.

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:47.480
<v Speaker 2>Probably during the draft, like to scare the rest of

0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:49.480
<v Speaker 2>the world, like look, we just walk up and they're

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:50.320
<v Speaker 2>ready to serve.

0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:54.320
<v Speaker 1>That's literally me. Someone walks out and I'm just ready

0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:55.959
<v Speaker 1>to serve, Like I'm that kind of girl.

0:40:56.480 --> 0:41:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true, and it is all you remind me

0:41:00.920 --> 0:41:07.640
<v Speaker 2>of Beyonce. Just say it Drake, Michael Jackson like, yeah,

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:15.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm not an analgamation of the three. I also give

0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:18.400
<v Speaker 2>really the most super impulse forever.

0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:20.879
<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm getting at.

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Also, Aubrey On like, we don't say his okay, but

0:41:25.680 --> 0:41:28.239
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't want us saying that on the podcast.

0:41:28.239 --> 0:41:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well I don't call him. I don't call my

0:41:30.239 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 1>friends by their stage name.

0:41:32.040 --> 0:41:33.840
<v Speaker 4>I still haven't met him yet. Can you guys link me?

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:34.279
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:35.279
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not.

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 4>Why are you? Why are you gatekeeping Drake for me?

0:41:38.520 --> 0:41:40.839
<v Speaker 3>I could we know what you would do to him?

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:43.839
<v Speaker 3>Or not do with him?

0:41:43.840 --> 0:41:46.080
<v Speaker 2>I should say, because Kai has this conniving way of

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:51.960
<v Speaker 2>getting people to just yeah, it's crazy. You're right, they

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:53.319
<v Speaker 2>would have sex, they would hook up.

0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:56.040
<v Speaker 3>Also, I am gonna lie. Both of y'all look really

0:41:56.080 --> 0:41:57.600
<v Speaker 3>cute today. I just wanted to say that.

0:41:57.880 --> 0:42:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Really, he said, I'm gonna lie, you fucking idiot.

0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:03.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh I thought you said I'm not gonna lie.

0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:04.919
<v Speaker 1>No, he said, I am gonna lie.

0:42:05.480 --> 0:42:07.480
<v Speaker 4>Fuck, I need to pay more attention.

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's easy to ignore Drew though, Like so no,

0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:13.920
<v Speaker 1>it literally is like I'm the most ignored person on

0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:15.000
<v Speaker 1>the sucking planet.

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 3>Like it's literally crazy.

0:42:16.760 --> 0:42:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know what I've been observing it. Sometimes it

0:42:20.080 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 1>is like someone just fully like turning off their ears

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:24.960
<v Speaker 1>and I hear you. But a lot of times what

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:28.440
<v Speaker 1>you do is you'll say something so low and it's

0:42:28.480 --> 0:42:32.080
<v Speaker 1>almost out of fear of being like intrusive, and you'll

0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:34.920
<v Speaker 1>say something so low, and then when they don't hear.

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:42.479
<v Speaker 2>You're like, wow, no, it's fucking crazy, Like no, no,

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:46.319
<v Speaker 2>it's fucking crazy. Just like I will be looking at

0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:49.000
<v Speaker 2>someone dead in the face and say something to them

0:42:49.040 --> 0:42:51.000
<v Speaker 2>and they will look away, like.

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:53.560
<v Speaker 1>It's always at the end of the conversation, he tries

0:42:53.600 --> 0:42:55.920
<v Speaker 1>to scoop one last thing in, and it's once the

0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:58.080
<v Speaker 1>part the conversation is kind of already dwindled and the

0:42:58.120 --> 0:43:01.440
<v Speaker 1>person isn't looking at you, and he's like and then

0:43:01.480 --> 0:43:01.879
<v Speaker 1>they're just.

0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:08.319
<v Speaker 2>Like, no, that's simply not it. It's giving I think

0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 2>I might actually be invisible, and there's only a few

0:43:11.040 --> 0:43:13.000
<v Speaker 2>people on this planet that can actually see me. But

0:43:13.040 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 2>it's because I'm the only real person. I think I

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:19.120
<v Speaker 2>am living show, and I'm convinced. I've been convinced recently

0:43:19.560 --> 0:43:21.680
<v Speaker 2>that all of my friends and family and everyone i'm

0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:23.360
<v Speaker 2>close to are actors.

0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:27.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm not narcissistic, or something.

0:43:27.160 --> 0:43:29.960
<v Speaker 2>I literally had like a fucking genuine spiral because I

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:32.520
<v Speaker 2>texted someone I was like, if you like whispered in

0:43:32.560 --> 0:43:35.520
<v Speaker 2>my ear right now that like, hey, run, this is

0:43:35.560 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 2>all this is all an act.

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:37.959
<v Speaker 3>We're all acting. This is a show.

0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:40.560
<v Speaker 2>I would have an actual break because I'm that close

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:41.799
<v Speaker 2>to genuinely believing it.

0:43:42.920 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, that would be really embarrassing because now I'm gonna

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:46.919
<v Speaker 1>pay someone to do that, and you're gonna freak out,

0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:48.520
<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna be watching you, and it's gonna be

0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:48.799
<v Speaker 1>at the.

0:43:48.760 --> 0:43:51.919
<v Speaker 2>Grove, not the grove that's my special, and you're.

0:43:51.840 --> 0:43:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Gonna be like in the middle of everybody, and I'm

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:55.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna pay a flash mob to come out and like

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:58.279
<v Speaker 1>do it, and then you're actually gonna believe it because

0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:01.719
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna say flash mob happened right after it, and

0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:03.160
<v Speaker 1>then everyone's gonna laugh at you.

0:44:03.200 --> 0:44:05.279
<v Speaker 2>Well, in the middle of the night, I'm gonna roll

0:44:05.320 --> 0:44:09.960
<v Speaker 2>a flash bang into your bedroom period just that.

0:44:11.239 --> 0:44:13.439
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm gonna flash bang your mom because it's gonna

0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 1>be so quick.

0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's funny because I already banged your mama like

0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 2>thirty six times in one night.

0:44:17.840 --> 0:44:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's funny because that wasn't even her. We bought

0:44:20.080 --> 0:44:22.239
<v Speaker 1>a silicone fucking replica of her. So you just had

0:44:22.239 --> 0:44:24.040
<v Speaker 1>sex with a fucking sex doll all night and it

0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:25.960
<v Speaker 1>was so embarrassing, and we were filming you, and we

0:44:26.280 --> 0:44:28.439
<v Speaker 1>already posted it bitch on an only fans. It's gonna

0:44:28.440 --> 0:44:30.239
<v Speaker 1>be linked in the fucking bio and we're gonna use

0:44:30.280 --> 0:44:32.680
<v Speaker 1>all the money to buyo silicon replica of your body

0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:34.880
<v Speaker 1>and throw over a fucking bridge and watch it fucking drown.

0:44:35.520 --> 0:44:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, the funny thing about that is I figured all

0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 2>that out, and I contacted the FBI, and you're going

0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:41.719
<v Speaker 2>to jail one in two.

0:44:41.960 --> 0:44:43.720
<v Speaker 3>I found your real mama and I.

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Literally banged her from the back and her pussy vagina.

0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Revenge, Okay, I guess, yeah, but it's not revenge.

0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:58.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I banged your mama's pussy vagina.

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:04.080
<v Speaker 1>Vagina and he's saying vagini, all right.

0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:14.759
<v Speaker 5>Well, there's been something in my eye for the past

0:45:14.840 --> 0:45:15.400
<v Speaker 5>like ten minutes.

0:45:15.440 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:18.040
<v Speaker 3>I've been rubbing shit out of my eyes too. It's

0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:18.640
<v Speaker 3>quite crazy.

0:45:18.719 --> 0:45:20.279
<v Speaker 1>That's weird. Why would you have poop in your eyes?

0:45:20.440 --> 0:45:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I just like put it in my eyes when I

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:23.360
<v Speaker 2>sleep so I can wake up with pink eye and

0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:26.880
<v Speaker 2>have something to complain about or not go to school.

0:45:27.280 --> 0:45:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you all remember when that full jumped from outer space?

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:32.080
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah yeah, he literally.

0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Floated up past the firmament and jumped out of a

0:45:35.000 --> 0:45:39.799
<v Speaker 2>fucking space shipment. Yeah, it's like this dome that goes

0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:42.800
<v Speaker 2>over the Earth that keeps us all contained. And remember

0:45:42.800 --> 0:45:45.760
<v Speaker 2>all the rockets that like went up and it's a firmament,

0:45:45.840 --> 0:45:46.640
<v Speaker 2>like it's in the Bible.

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:51.040
<v Speaker 3>Get learned. Hello, it's not that's not in the Bible.

0:45:51.440 --> 0:45:52.640
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is a firmament?

0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:53.960
<v Speaker 3>It's literally in the Bible?

0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:56.319
<v Speaker 1>Is it? Actually? They didn't know about all that.

0:45:56.520 --> 0:45:57.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's in the Bible.

0:45:58.320 --> 0:45:58.719
<v Speaker 4>It's not.

0:46:00.560 --> 0:46:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I genuinely think it might be in the Bible.

0:46:03.160 --> 0:46:04.239
<v Speaker 3>But that's just like.

0:46:04.200 --> 0:46:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Some heavens of the sky. So yeah, that word is

0:46:06.560 --> 0:46:07.160
<v Speaker 1>in the Bible.

0:46:08.000 --> 0:46:11.239
<v Speaker 4>Really, but you describe it as a dome that can't be.

0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:14.319
<v Speaker 1>Sphere or world viewed as a collection of people. So

0:46:14.360 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 1>it's not really.

0:46:16.600 --> 0:46:18.759
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's a sphere or a dome with

0:46:18.840 --> 0:46:21.400
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of people inside the firmament. It's a real thing. No,

0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:24.040
<v Speaker 2>it's not actually real. It's a thing that like schizo

0:46:24.120 --> 0:46:26.320
<v Speaker 2>effective like flat earthers.

0:46:26.760 --> 0:46:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Firmament and then the heavens, and then there's the gate

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:31.080
<v Speaker 1>to heaven, and then there's heavens of heavens, and then

0:46:31.080 --> 0:46:31.640
<v Speaker 1>there's God.

0:46:31.920 --> 0:46:32.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:33.720
<v Speaker 3>See it's like schizo effective.

0:46:33.800 --> 0:46:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Like flat earthers are like the Earth is flat and

0:46:35.920 --> 0:46:39.000
<v Speaker 2>there's a dome and when the launched the rockets up

0:46:39.040 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 2>to space, they hit the firmament and make the big

0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:44.160
<v Speaker 2>glow like you know the SpaceX rockets that made the

0:46:44.200 --> 0:46:46.839
<v Speaker 2>big thing over la or like the one recently over

0:46:46.880 --> 0:46:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Alaska that made the spiral in the sky, which was

0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:50.200
<v Speaker 2>one of the most beautiful things I've.

0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:50.680
<v Speaker 3>Ever said about.

0:46:50.640 --> 0:46:53.880
<v Speaker 1>It something to talk about because this is crazy, Like

0:46:53.960 --> 0:46:56.480
<v Speaker 1>this is literally I couldn't be bothered to know the

0:46:56.520 --> 0:46:59.000
<v Speaker 1>shape of the Earth. Like I'm like, you tell me

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:01.880
<v Speaker 1>it's a fucking like I also do genuinely believe it

0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:04.319
<v Speaker 1>is a globe. But why would I like go out

0:47:04.360 --> 0:47:04.880
<v Speaker 1>of my way to fight.

0:47:05.480 --> 0:47:08.600
<v Speaker 4>I always think about if that was true, I would

0:47:08.600 --> 0:47:15.160
<v Speaker 4>be so happy gone and then I just like crossed

0:47:15.360 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 4>this like barrier and I was just like in a hole.

0:47:18.360 --> 0:47:21.439
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't space, it was something else way better water. Yeah,

0:47:21.440 --> 0:47:22.800
<v Speaker 4>I would just I would be so happy.

0:47:22.840 --> 0:47:24.480
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, oh wow, all of my worries in

0:47:24.520 --> 0:47:27.879
<v Speaker 2>the world are gone because nothing really actually genuinely doesn't matter.

0:47:27.920 --> 0:47:28.840
<v Speaker 3>But we are trapped.

0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:32.840
<v Speaker 2>Earth is technically a prison and there's like multidimensions and

0:47:32.880 --> 0:47:37.839
<v Speaker 2>they send our bodies here to like get energy from

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:40.640
<v Speaker 2>the angry anger that we develop here.

0:47:41.160 --> 0:47:42.560
<v Speaker 1>But my life is fucking less.

0:47:42.560 --> 0:47:46.800
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, dude, if.

0:47:46.680 --> 0:47:49.240
<v Speaker 1>This was my punishment, I'd be like, oh my God,

0:47:49.320 --> 0:47:53.960
<v Speaker 1>like thank you. This is like no, I'd be like,

0:47:54.120 --> 0:47:57.440
<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. I'd be the happiest person that one. Although,

0:47:57.560 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 1>like I will say, I was thinking about it last night,

0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:01.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, the first eighteen years of my life

0:48:01.400 --> 0:48:04.319
<v Speaker 1>were actually comically insane, and then I did have a

0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:07.440
<v Speaker 1>few years after that, which we're also pretty insane. But

0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:10.640
<v Speaker 1>for the most part, I don't care. But that's also

0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:12.359
<v Speaker 1>because I don't believe in anything, and I don't think

0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 1>it's that deep. I genuinely don't think anything.

0:48:14.320 --> 0:48:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Nothing is that deep ever, literally, it's never that deep.

0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 2>But that guy was launching the fucking space by Red

0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Bull and they just dropped him and it's fucking crazy,

0:48:27.640 --> 0:48:28.640
<v Speaker 2>like why did we do that?

0:48:28.840 --> 0:48:31.479
<v Speaker 1>Me and Josh also saw a video of this guy

0:48:31.680 --> 0:48:35.160
<v Speaker 1>like doing BMX bike trips and tricks in that like

0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:39.920
<v Speaker 1>hot air before we literally why why are we do

0:48:40.360 --> 0:48:41.920
<v Speaker 1>not make me want that drink?

0:48:42.080 --> 0:48:44.080
<v Speaker 3>Like we talk about this like.

0:48:44.080 --> 0:48:46.319
<v Speaker 1>This does nothing for the promotion of the drink. I

0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:48.040
<v Speaker 1>guess it does because now we're sitting here talking about

0:48:48.040 --> 0:48:50.719
<v Speaker 1>fucking red Bull when in reality I think Red Bull

0:48:50.760 --> 0:48:52.880
<v Speaker 1>is the fucking devil. But that's a different story. You

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:53.600
<v Speaker 1>know how they say we.

0:48:54.880 --> 0:48:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Meet her on the podcast, She's still doing it. She

0:48:57.320 --> 0:49:00.520
<v Speaker 2>is still to this day doing the bottoms up in the.

0:49:00.600 --> 0:49:03.359
<v Speaker 1>Calling Monster the devil, but Red Bull is getting away

0:49:03.400 --> 0:49:05.080
<v Speaker 1>with it. Red Bull is the real devil, because why

0:49:05.120 --> 0:49:06.520
<v Speaker 1>do you want to say your drink hat's wings. It's

0:49:06.520 --> 0:49:08.080
<v Speaker 1>because you're covering up for the fact that they are

0:49:08.320 --> 0:49:11.279
<v Speaker 1>devil wings. They have never clified what kind of wings

0:49:11.280 --> 0:49:12.640
<v Speaker 1>they are. They are demon wings.

0:49:12.840 --> 0:49:17.600
<v Speaker 2>The real devil is Doja Cat.

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you think conservatives think Doja is the devil? Yeah? Yeah.

0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:25.399
<v Speaker 2>When I go back to TikTok, my feed or when

0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I go back to Texas, my TikTok feed changes in

0:49:28.719 --> 0:49:33.120
<v Speaker 2>like a really scary dark way, and when I'm scrolling through,

0:49:33.280 --> 0:49:36.759
<v Speaker 2>it's all like I don't I don't even know how

0:49:36.760 --> 0:49:39.680
<v Speaker 2>to explain it. It's all conspiracy content, and it's all

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:43.360
<v Speaker 2>about how the world is run by like the Illuminati

0:49:43.640 --> 0:49:45.680
<v Speaker 2>in so many words, and it's just it's fucking crazy.

0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:48.240
<v Speaker 2>It's literally fucking crazy. And like they use like Doja

0:49:48.320 --> 0:49:50.839
<v Speaker 2>Cat and Sam Smith a lot as examples.

0:49:51.080 --> 0:49:54.440
<v Speaker 1>You know what's also awesome is Drew loves looking at

0:49:54.560 --> 0:49:57.080
<v Speaker 1>those kind of things because he finds him so fascinating.

0:49:57.200 --> 0:49:58.960
<v Speaker 1>So that only happens to you. Because when I went

0:49:59.000 --> 0:50:01.120
<v Speaker 1>back to Texas. When we went Texas, mine was like

0:50:01.160 --> 0:50:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Texas University, like it was trying to like pitch like

0:50:04.000 --> 0:50:06.480
<v Speaker 1>young people texts and things, and it was like funny

0:50:06.480 --> 0:50:08.520
<v Speaker 1>things that happened in Texas and Grandberry.

0:50:08.719 --> 0:50:09.160
<v Speaker 3>It could be.

0:50:09.280 --> 0:50:11.640
<v Speaker 2>It could just like be that I interact with them

0:50:11.640 --> 0:50:14.040
<v Speaker 2>because I love seeing like people being crazy.

0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:16.000
<v Speaker 1>You also love going through their pages. Like when I

0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:18.080
<v Speaker 1>see something crazy, I just like it and keep moving.

0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:20.160
<v Speaker 2>When I see a crazy person on my feed, I

0:50:20.200 --> 0:50:22.800
<v Speaker 2>literally go through and watch every single one of their videos.

0:50:22.840 --> 0:50:25.640
<v Speaker 2>It's it's honest, and I learn every single thing I

0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:27.960
<v Speaker 2>can about them and then I.

0:50:28.080 --> 0:50:30.040
<v Speaker 3>Spill it out to other people. I hope you like

0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:30.879
<v Speaker 3>the new little set.

0:50:30.880 --> 0:50:34.480
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna improve it as we like move on and

0:50:34.560 --> 0:50:37.240
<v Speaker 2>like evolve a little bit more. We're gonna gather things

0:50:37.280 --> 0:50:39.520
<v Speaker 2>and make it cuter and nicer.

0:50:39.239 --> 0:50:44.200
<v Speaker 3>And I don't know, get a new camera, have guests on.

0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:54.520
<v Speaker 1>We'd be like, we're gonna have guests, all right, we

0:50:54.800 --> 0:50:55.000
<v Speaker 1>just have.

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Just on to get yeah, just out despite because I

0:50:58.120 --> 0:50:59.000
<v Speaker 2>saw someone comment.

0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:01.239
<v Speaker 1>I know, I saw someone being like, oh, I bet

0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:02.800
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna have a guest, but it's just gonna.

0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:05.239
<v Speaker 3>Be Josiah Josiah and the.

0:51:07.680 --> 0:51:09.560
<v Speaker 4>Guests are gonna be all your like altars.

0:51:09.680 --> 0:51:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, we were gonna have a guest, but things happened.

0:51:12.880 --> 0:51:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean we could still get to that guests, but

0:51:15.280 --> 0:51:16.560
<v Speaker 1>we would have to go to the guests.

0:51:16.719 --> 0:51:18.480
<v Speaker 3>Why don't we I'm down.

0:51:18.520 --> 0:51:19.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm like so down.

0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:21.959
<v Speaker 3>I literally text them right now.

0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we got to keep it elusive. I actually do

0:51:25.600 --> 0:51:27.960
<v Speaker 1>know who I want on the next episode, and maybe

0:51:28.000 --> 0:51:29.280
<v Speaker 1>we just get them for next week.

0:51:29.800 --> 0:51:30.880
<v Speaker 3>Actually that's a lot.

0:51:30.960 --> 0:51:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Like they're literally doing like the craziest thing. I know.

0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:35.840
<v Speaker 3>They're like actually gus flying.

0:51:35.520 --> 0:51:40.440
<v Speaker 1>In for that. We should just go see them though, yeah,

0:51:40.440 --> 0:51:42.120
<v Speaker 1>because we said we would and they would enjoy that.

0:51:42.360 --> 0:51:45.680
<v Speaker 1>But your mom is stupid and she hates you, and

0:51:45.719 --> 0:51:47.560
<v Speaker 1>she thinks about it every night before she goes to bed,

0:51:47.560 --> 0:51:49.400
<v Speaker 1>and it's really sad because she calls me and she's like,

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:51.680
<v Speaker 1>please come over. But I'm like, girl, you literally have

0:51:51.719 --> 0:51:54.640
<v Speaker 1>a husband and a kid who like is watching the podcast,

0:51:54.640 --> 0:51:56.920
<v Speaker 1>so like, god forbid, the kids saw me in your house,

0:51:57.120 --> 0:51:59.000
<v Speaker 1>like they're gonna be like what the fuck? Like what

0:51:59.120 --> 0:52:00.759
<v Speaker 1>is she doing here? And then I'm I have to

0:52:00.800 --> 0:52:03.480
<v Speaker 1>act like I'm there to meet you, like it's so weird.

0:52:03.680 --> 0:52:05.239
<v Speaker 1>But your mom keeps calling me. It's so weird.

0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:11.560
<v Speaker 2>And we're putting a paywall in emergency intercom twenty five

0:52:11.600 --> 0:52:12.160
<v Speaker 2>bucks a month.

0:52:13.000 --> 0:52:15.680
<v Speaker 1>We're moving to our own website. I love a good

0:52:15.760 --> 0:52:20.520
<v Speaker 1>like moving. Yeah, we're moving from YouTube it's too much. No,

0:52:20.600 --> 0:52:22.320
<v Speaker 1>we're not. This is where I get the most attention.

0:52:22.360 --> 0:52:24.320
<v Speaker 1>And like I said, I'm getting that attention. No, it

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:24.920
<v Speaker 1>can take me out.

0:52:24.960 --> 0:52:32.080
<v Speaker 3>I can, I will, right, Wow? What if I can?

0:52:32.200 --> 0:52:32.600
<v Speaker 3>I will?

0:52:33.440 --> 0:52:35.600
<v Speaker 1>If I can, I will Smith. If I can, I

0:52:35.600 --> 0:52:36.719
<v Speaker 1>will slap the hell out of.

0:52:36.719 --> 0:52:39.280
<v Speaker 2>You, like Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

0:52:40.920 --> 0:52:43.360
<v Speaker 1>No he didn't, yeah did he?

0:52:44.600 --> 0:52:45.879
<v Speaker 3>I literally wasn't a joke.

0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh I was, Oh my god, why did you do that?

0:52:49.920 --> 0:52:50.120
<v Speaker 4>Wait?

0:52:50.280 --> 0:52:50.959
<v Speaker 1>Were people there?

0:52:51.280 --> 0:52:51.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:54.279
<v Speaker 2>It was at the fucking Oscars in you Oh my god.

0:52:54.760 --> 0:52:56.279
<v Speaker 3>This happened like what like two days ago?

0:52:56.360 --> 0:52:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Wait, while the oscars were happening.

0:52:57.800 --> 0:52:58.759
<v Speaker 3>I saw it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you were there?

0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:01.560
<v Speaker 3>No? No on YouTube?

0:53:01.600 --> 0:53:04.959
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I saw it.

0:53:05.400 --> 0:53:06.680
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were at the oscars.

0:53:08.760 --> 0:53:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Should we talk about our mental state? Our mental health?

0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:18.080
<v Speaker 3>No period, none of that.

0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:20.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I knew my life wouldn't be next in

0:53:20.480 --> 0:53:22.600
<v Speaker 1>the in the span of three weeks, and that's okay,

0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:24.960
<v Speaker 1>But I did have time to play Fortnite all day

0:53:24.960 --> 0:53:27.320
<v Speaker 1>every day and do exactly what was making me sad.

0:53:27.520 --> 0:53:29.680
<v Speaker 1>And I haven't won a Fortnite game in literally like

0:53:29.760 --> 0:53:32.480
<v Speaker 1>three weeks. It's been really bad. I keep getting like second,

0:53:32.640 --> 0:53:35.440
<v Speaker 1>if you need me on your team, I know, like, actually,

0:53:35.480 --> 0:53:37.640
<v Speaker 1>should we play You don't want to play, you hate

0:53:37.680 --> 0:53:39.120
<v Speaker 1>that game, you don't like playing.

0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:41.400
<v Speaker 3>It, I'll try it. I'll try it. Just because the

0:53:42.480 --> 0:53:44.800
<v Speaker 3>attack on Titan it is lit.

0:53:45.280 --> 0:53:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Have you been playing car?

0:53:47.080 --> 0:53:48.760
<v Speaker 4>I really no, it's so awesome.

0:53:48.800 --> 0:53:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Why didn't they fucking one add a Titan and to

0:53:51.000 --> 0:53:53.279
<v Speaker 2>make a Titan skin like that's what everybody wanted, But

0:53:53.320 --> 0:53:54.799
<v Speaker 2>they did that with Call of Duty, which is so

0:53:54.920 --> 0:53:55.680
<v Speaker 2>fucking annoying.

0:53:55.719 --> 0:53:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Wait, there's a Titan skin in Call of Duty?

0:53:58.080 --> 0:53:58.160
<v Speaker 5>What?

0:53:58.760 --> 0:53:59.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:53:59.560 --> 0:54:03.279
<v Speaker 1>No, there's yeah, they license their shit out weird at

0:54:03.320 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 1>the same time to know that just like two.

0:54:05.600 --> 0:54:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Years ago attack.

0:54:09.840 --> 0:54:12.879
<v Speaker 3>And I wanted it so bad, but I ain't get it.

0:54:13.560 --> 0:54:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Well, I need Lasik surgery really bad. I want it

0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:17.200
<v Speaker 1>so bad.

0:54:17.120 --> 0:54:19.120
<v Speaker 2>But I'm laying in bed last night looking at my

0:54:19.160 --> 0:54:22.160
<v Speaker 2>screen and this eye has gotten really fucking blurry. And

0:54:22.200 --> 0:54:25.120
<v Speaker 2>then I'm really scared that it's like already going away?

0:54:25.400 --> 0:54:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Are you? Did you put cream on your face before

0:54:28.440 --> 0:54:29.040
<v Speaker 1>you got in bed?

0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Uh? It wasn't like well yeah, like of course, like

0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:34.680
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't go to bed without it.

0:54:35.560 --> 0:54:38.280
<v Speaker 1>No, because sometimes I'll like put I have like oils

0:54:38.280 --> 0:54:40.399
<v Speaker 1>and creams that I put around my eye and they'll

0:54:40.480 --> 0:54:41.960
<v Speaker 1>kind of get in my eye and then I'm like,

0:54:42.000 --> 0:54:45.239
<v Speaker 1>oh my blind, I literally can't see, and then it's

0:54:45.280 --> 0:54:46.400
<v Speaker 1>just the cream, it's.

0:54:46.239 --> 0:54:49.440
<v Speaker 2>The crem it's it literally just is just like blurrier,

0:54:49.600 --> 0:54:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Like it's starting to look like when I got my glasses,

0:54:52.160 --> 0:54:54.960
<v Speaker 2>like or before I got my glasses.

0:54:55.560 --> 0:54:56.680
<v Speaker 3>Uh right, right.

0:54:56.800 --> 0:54:59.759
<v Speaker 1>I really want lay sick, but I'm scared that when

0:54:59.760 --> 0:55:03.680
<v Speaker 1>they get give me the xanax, like how I feel.

0:55:03.920 --> 0:55:05.719
<v Speaker 3>Just tell them you don't want it, No, I need it?

0:55:06.680 --> 0:55:08.680
<v Speaker 3>Whoa No?

0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:10.879
<v Speaker 1>Wait, okay, but I need it because I am really

0:55:10.920 --> 0:55:13.319
<v Speaker 1>anxious and I'm like such a control freak and I

0:55:13.400 --> 0:55:15.200
<v Speaker 1>already have a hard time going to the doctor, let

0:55:15.200 --> 0:55:17.680
<v Speaker 1>alone like getting a shot or getting like dentistry done.

0:55:17.880 --> 0:55:20.160
<v Speaker 1>So the idea that they're gonna have like sharp objects

0:55:20.200 --> 0:55:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and hot objects near my eyeball already makes me so

0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:26.080
<v Speaker 1>freaked out. So I think I will need it, and

0:55:26.560 --> 0:55:29.480
<v Speaker 1>me trying to do it without it literally sounds so scary,

0:55:29.520 --> 0:55:32.680
<v Speaker 1>like literally sounds like terrifying. So I need it, and

0:55:32.719 --> 0:55:35.960
<v Speaker 1>then they're gonna give me ambient and then y'all aren never.

0:55:36.120 --> 0:55:38.759
<v Speaker 3>Mine didn't give me ambient is bullshit.

0:55:38.880 --> 0:55:41.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to. I went to and I'm getting that bamman.

0:55:41.600 --> 0:55:45.399
<v Speaker 2>But I did get a little sealis pill and I'm

0:55:45.400 --> 0:55:46.239
<v Speaker 2>gonna try it out.

0:55:46.680 --> 0:55:47.560
<v Speaker 3>It's like viagra.

0:55:49.000 --> 0:55:52.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally I got it and I'm gonna try it.

0:55:53.400 --> 0:55:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just want to see what happens.

0:55:55.320 --> 0:55:57.520
<v Speaker 1>When are you gonna do that? Just so I know

0:55:57.719 --> 0:56:00.000
<v Speaker 1>to like hang out in the house.

0:56:00.360 --> 0:56:01.080
<v Speaker 3>Probably tonight.

0:56:01.480 --> 0:56:09.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, okay, so you're so jealous? Wait why are

0:56:09.840 --> 0:56:10.400
<v Speaker 1>you jealous?

0:56:11.600 --> 0:56:14.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow? Oh wow? Okay, yeah, no, go ahead.

0:56:17.080 --> 0:56:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Also, my cute little rainbow of my little Critters is

0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:26.759
<v Speaker 2>covered by your head, right, you're right right, right right?

0:56:28.520 --> 0:56:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, all right, thank you guys so much for watching it.

0:56:31.040 --> 0:56:31.840
<v Speaker 3>We didn't do media.

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Hello, oh I almost forgot guys. Oh my gosh.

0:56:35.560 --> 0:56:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I'll start off. So I started watching two shows.

0:56:40.080 --> 0:56:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I haven't finished either of them. Either of them, but

0:56:42.719 --> 0:56:46.320
<v Speaker 2>I started watching Beef, which is fun.

0:56:46.400 --> 0:56:48.919
<v Speaker 3>It's cool. I like it. It's on Netflix for free.

0:56:48.960 --> 0:56:49.840
<v Speaker 3>It's pretty awesome.

0:56:50.000 --> 0:56:52.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know really how to explain it other than

0:56:52.480 --> 0:56:55.360
<v Speaker 2>like road rage turned coolness.

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:59.760
<v Speaker 1>That is every day of my life, chellie.

0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:06.400
<v Speaker 2>And then I started watching Jury Duty, which I personally

0:57:06.560 --> 0:57:09.279
<v Speaker 2>think is genuinely a masterpiece. I think it's like the

0:57:09.280 --> 0:57:12.400
<v Speaker 2>coolest ship people have made in a long time. But

0:57:12.520 --> 0:57:17.280
<v Speaker 2>I found that I found out no, I found out

0:57:17.440 --> 0:57:21.200
<v Speaker 2>that this idea of like a Truman Show style reality

0:57:21.240 --> 0:57:24.000
<v Speaker 2>show has already been done before.

0:57:23.960 --> 0:57:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Even the Jury Duty was done by what's his face?

0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Josh was telling me, oh my god, why dude did

0:57:30.640 --> 0:57:32.760
<v Speaker 1>other stuff with another wide dude? They acted like they

0:57:33.040 --> 0:57:36.480
<v Speaker 1>acted like no, no, not that they acted like they

0:57:36.520 --> 0:57:38.720
<v Speaker 1>write They wrote a book and they went on talk

0:57:38.760 --> 0:57:39.920
<v Speaker 1>shows and they were like talking about it.

0:57:39.960 --> 0:57:40.800
<v Speaker 3>I know who you're talking.

0:57:41.160 --> 0:57:43.640
<v Speaker 1>His name oh my god, Eric, Eric and.

0:57:43.920 --> 0:57:49.080
<v Speaker 4>No, Eric and Andre? Oh yeah, Eric and Andre.

0:57:50.080 --> 0:57:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Eric and Andre two thousand Yeah, yeah.

0:57:52.400 --> 0:57:56.960
<v Speaker 4>Matt Stone and Trey Parker close No no, No, Comedy Guys.

0:57:58.480 --> 0:58:02.760
<v Speaker 3>Comedy Central, Cartoon Network. Maybe no, no, no, After Dark,

0:58:02.840 --> 0:58:03.480
<v Speaker 3>Adult Swim.

0:58:04.520 --> 0:58:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh Tim, yes, Tim and Eric, Tim and Eric. Okay,

0:58:09.160 --> 0:58:14.400
<v Speaker 2>but it's so fucking sick. It's basically one person is

0:58:14.920 --> 0:58:18.520
<v Speaker 2>not an actor, and then every single person around him

0:58:18.680 --> 0:58:19.240
<v Speaker 2>is an actor.

0:58:19.480 --> 0:58:21.680
<v Speaker 1>He did a fake trial. It's like the trial of

0:58:21.720 --> 0:58:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Tim Heidegger.

0:58:24.000 --> 0:58:28.800
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, and then basically they somehow picked the literal

0:58:29.040 --> 0:58:31.840
<v Speaker 2>perfect best person to be the non actor.

0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:35.040
<v Speaker 3>Awesome, Jerry Duty.

0:58:35.080 --> 0:58:37.680
<v Speaker 2>It's on It's on Amazon with freebe Yeah, and you

0:58:37.680 --> 0:58:39.000
<v Speaker 2>gotta watch ads.

0:58:39.880 --> 0:58:44.240
<v Speaker 1>But was like Freeze the most used streaming club from

0:58:44.280 --> 0:58:48.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm My Girl. One show couldn't have taken you that far.

0:58:48.680 --> 0:58:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it did because the whole world is watching. But

0:58:52.000 --> 0:58:53.800
<v Speaker 1>he's like American Idol in two thousand and five.

0:58:53.680 --> 0:58:58.200
<v Speaker 2>The whole world is watching Charisma.

0:58:56.880 --> 0:58:58.120
<v Speaker 1>American Idol. Up.

0:58:58.560 --> 0:59:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I was just talking about an episode like fucking two

0:59:01.800 --> 0:59:05.000
<v Speaker 2>weeks ago, and yeah, yeah I was there, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:59:04.800 --> 0:59:08.320
<v Speaker 4>When you missed that though, like everyone watching American that

0:59:08.320 --> 0:59:09.240
<v Speaker 4>doesn't happen anymore.

0:59:09.280 --> 0:59:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like all one hundred and thirty million Americans in

0:59:12.000 --> 0:59:13.960
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and three watching it together.

0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:17.440
<v Speaker 1>And like music award shows, like I feel like it

0:59:17.520 --> 0:59:21.240
<v Speaker 1>used to be such a union, like a unity like thing,

0:59:21.520 --> 0:59:25.320
<v Speaker 1>like everybody got together and watched this.

0:59:25.480 --> 0:59:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Like even like sports, Like I feel like no one's

0:59:27.560 --> 0:59:29.600
<v Speaker 2>watching the super Bowl anymore, Like even the super Bowl

0:59:29.640 --> 0:59:31.680
<v Speaker 2>halftime show. Now one gives a fuck about. We need

0:59:32.040 --> 0:59:34.880
<v Speaker 2>That's what's happened is we've lost our sense of community,

0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:38.280
<v Speaker 2>even with our bigger, wider community. We need to build

0:59:38.640 --> 0:59:41.280
<v Speaker 2>something that everyone could like, Yes.

0:59:43.120 --> 0:59:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that could be the thing.

0:59:44.200 --> 0:59:47.000
<v Speaker 2>We could have, like a super Bowl maybe emergency in

0:59:47.080 --> 0:59:47.880
<v Speaker 2>or come tour.

0:59:51.720 --> 1:00:00.840
<v Speaker 1>So we could share a hotel room. Oh my god, yeah,

1:00:00.840 --> 1:00:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I just I only want to go on tour so

1:00:02.440 --> 1:00:06.320
<v Speaker 1>I can share a room with Drew. You sleep together, yeah,

1:00:06.640 --> 1:00:08.280
<v Speaker 1>especially after you take your little.

1:00:09.800 --> 1:00:16.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's gonna get creepy takes walking around with

1:00:16.400 --> 1:00:17.160
<v Speaker 2>a boner.

1:00:17.080 --> 1:00:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I'm not kidding. Actually being in a random hotel

1:00:19.680 --> 1:00:22.160
<v Speaker 1>in Washington and Texas and like just sitting down and

1:00:22.160 --> 1:00:24.000
<v Speaker 1>watching cable TV was the most pot I've ever had

1:00:24.000 --> 1:00:24.439
<v Speaker 1>in my life.

1:00:24.480 --> 1:00:26.520
<v Speaker 3>Doing nothing was such a fucking vibe.

1:00:26.560 --> 1:00:28.240
<v Speaker 1>It was awesome. Okay, it's the.

1:00:28.200 --> 1:00:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Middle of America, bitches, do it right?

1:00:30.400 --> 1:00:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I know, literally, except the somethings are.

1:00:34.240 --> 1:00:36.760
<v Speaker 3>Very except for the really bad things.

1:00:36.920 --> 1:00:43.360
<v Speaker 1>Except for literally the moral landscape is definitely skewed. But yeah, sorry,

1:00:43.440 --> 1:00:47.040
<v Speaker 1>my train is here to get me your train? Yeah,

1:00:47.200 --> 1:00:48.600
<v Speaker 1>about to run a train on kai.

1:00:50.840 --> 1:00:51.160
<v Speaker 4>Really?

1:00:51.680 --> 1:00:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, today we have to do the chicken sandwich taste

1:00:53.880 --> 1:00:57.000
<v Speaker 1>tests test text. We're doing that today. I'm gonna order

1:00:57.040 --> 1:00:59.520
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of chicken sandwiches from everywhere and blind.

1:00:59.280 --> 1:01:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Boat Drew and have him and I'm gonna get every

1:01:01.760 --> 1:01:02.160
<v Speaker 2>single one.

1:01:02.200 --> 1:01:03.360
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to hang out for that? Do you

1:01:03.400 --> 1:01:03.840
<v Speaker 1>want to see that?

1:01:03.840 --> 1:01:05.680
<v Speaker 4>Because I'm they're gonna have to go after this. I

1:01:05.720 --> 1:01:07.360
<v Speaker 4>have to meet someone like three.

1:01:07.240 --> 1:01:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Whoa Okay, see how I I tried to be gracious

1:01:10.800 --> 1:01:13.480
<v Speaker 1>and for one to bite this fucking loser to do

1:01:13.560 --> 1:01:16.880
<v Speaker 1>something with us, It's true, and I get rejected on camera?

1:01:17.760 --> 1:01:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Wow?

1:01:18.920 --> 1:01:20.560
<v Speaker 1>You know what? Honestly, as I was saying it, I

1:01:20.600 --> 1:01:22.600
<v Speaker 1>didn't want him there anyway. Did you feel that for me?

1:01:22.680 --> 1:01:23.320
<v Speaker 4>I could feel it.

1:01:23.280 --> 1:01:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Because I feel like I was having a hard time

1:01:24.840 --> 1:01:25.320
<v Speaker 1>hiding it.

1:01:25.640 --> 1:01:25.960
<v Speaker 3>Just hurt.

1:01:26.240 --> 1:01:27.120
<v Speaker 4>But when are you gonna take that?

1:01:27.440 --> 1:01:28.080
<v Speaker 1>What I did.

1:01:28.280 --> 1:01:30.160
<v Speaker 4>When are you gonna take the seatles though, because I'll

1:01:30.200 --> 1:01:31.480
<v Speaker 4>definitely pull up for that.

1:01:31.600 --> 1:01:33.720
<v Speaker 1>Probably gone when I take it, Yeah, because he's gonna

1:01:33.720 --> 1:01:36.120
<v Speaker 1>take it with the chicken sandwich. I want of the

1:01:36.160 --> 1:01:40.520
<v Speaker 1>chicken sandwiches. He's gonna have to get a little crunch. Okay, Well,

1:01:40.800 --> 1:01:45.240
<v Speaker 1>I've been watching absolutely nothing other than I watched Jury Duty.

1:01:45.560 --> 1:01:48.160
<v Speaker 1>I haven't picked up the Sopranos because.

1:01:48.200 --> 1:01:51.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, I've I watched Jimama bang your daddy last night.

1:01:54.640 --> 1:01:56.400
<v Speaker 1>That's funny because they don't have sex anymore.

1:01:57.480 --> 1:01:58.440
<v Speaker 3>When I was there, I.

1:01:58.400 --> 1:02:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Know that honestly, like, thank you, thank you for that.

1:02:04.240 --> 1:02:07.120
<v Speaker 4>But the way that you looked over it was the straightest.

1:02:08.400 --> 1:02:09.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what else.

1:02:09.760 --> 1:02:13.800
<v Speaker 2>Hashtag mask for masks RuPaul's drag race.

1:02:13.840 --> 1:02:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Dude, we have to catch up with that. Josie comes

1:02:15.920 --> 1:02:18.600
<v Speaker 1>over tomorrow. Why doesn't he come over today? Josie hates us?

1:02:18.760 --> 1:02:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. We watched Lucy, which was the worst

1:02:21.440 --> 1:02:24.320
<v Speaker 1>movie on the planet, Like.

1:02:24.320 --> 1:02:26.360
<v Speaker 2>I was hyping it up to and I was like, oh,

1:02:26.440 --> 1:02:27.960
<v Speaker 2>this might be the best movie you ever made.

1:02:28.000 --> 1:02:29.080
<v Speaker 3>That no one talks about.

1:02:30.720 --> 1:02:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Girl like only saw He's like a young teenager, and

1:02:33.360 --> 1:02:36.760
<v Speaker 1>he was like, no, this like yeah, because we were.

1:02:36.760 --> 1:02:38.640
<v Speaker 3>I just kept wait for it, wait for it. I

1:02:38.640 --> 1:02:39.680
<v Speaker 3>swear to God it gets good.

1:02:39.760 --> 1:02:41.360
<v Speaker 2>And then I knew it was bad when she was

1:02:41.400 --> 1:02:43.760
<v Speaker 2>having a seizure on the ceiling attached to the wire

1:02:43.800 --> 1:02:44.920
<v Speaker 2>and like pulling herself away.

1:02:45.000 --> 1:02:47.080
<v Speaker 1>We have to insert a clip of that so people know.

1:03:18.080 --> 1:03:21.200
<v Speaker 1>I was dying laughing. It was so bad. And then

1:03:21.320 --> 1:03:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Drew did the annoying thing where he falls asleep and

1:03:23.480 --> 1:03:25.200
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I'm not a sleeping I was.

1:03:25.280 --> 1:03:27.200
<v Speaker 2>I literally I was like, oh, I just had my

1:03:27.200 --> 1:03:28.600
<v Speaker 2>eyes closed, like I'm listening.

1:03:28.760 --> 1:03:31.560
<v Speaker 1>He said, I'm listening to it like a podcast. It's

1:03:31.600 --> 1:03:32.160
<v Speaker 1>a movie.

1:03:32.360 --> 1:03:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why when I'm asleep. I can't admit

1:03:34.480 --> 1:03:35.720
<v Speaker 2>that I'm asleep. It's fucked up.

1:03:35.720 --> 1:03:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I know he just fucking lies about it, and it's

1:03:37.560 --> 1:03:40.800
<v Speaker 1>so fucking annoying. But I was watching the movie thing like, damn,

1:03:40.800 --> 1:03:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I feel bad, like he wants me to watch this

1:03:42.600 --> 1:03:44.800
<v Speaker 1>movie so much because he said it gets good. And

1:03:44.840 --> 1:03:47.040
<v Speaker 1>then I finally look over and he was dead asleep.

1:03:47.320 --> 1:03:49.320
<v Speaker 1>So then I changed it and I put on the

1:03:49.400 --> 1:03:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Slums of Beverly Hills. I love Natasha Leone. That movie

1:03:52.040 --> 1:03:54.120
<v Speaker 1>is really fucking weird. I hate that every time I

1:03:54.160 --> 1:03:57.720
<v Speaker 1>watch a cult classic, it has the weirdest underlying a

1:03:57.800 --> 1:04:04.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking freak, shit, fucking free shit, nasty make nasties. Screenwriters

1:04:04.520 --> 1:04:06.520
<v Speaker 1>in that era were nasty and should go to prison

1:04:06.560 --> 1:04:08.200
<v Speaker 1>and be in joie for a long long time. But

1:04:08.280 --> 1:04:09.520
<v Speaker 1>it was a good movie because it was just like

1:04:09.560 --> 1:04:12.760
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous and I love Natasha and like but very weird.

1:04:12.880 --> 1:04:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, this is very bad, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was like what I've been watching. Oh and I

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<v Speaker 1>watched Gea. Geo is one of those movies that I like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. I have started three other times, but

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<v Speaker 1>I always started when I'm really tired and then I

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<v Speaker 1>fall asleep because like I saw someone on letterbox complain

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<v Speaker 1>about the saxophone, But I am an eighties like freakazoid

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<v Speaker 1>and I love saxophone. I love dramatic like very like

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<v Speaker 1>Blade Runner like.

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<v Speaker 4>Band like that is there a saxophone and Blade Runner.

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<v Speaker 1>Like vangelists, like like the O G soundtrack. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen the new Blade Runner because I'm not a freak.

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<v Speaker 3>But what's good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what they all say, and I bet I

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<v Speaker 1>bet they say dude is good too.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know what that that is?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally what you remember. We're like, what does it feel

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<v Speaker 1>like to be in Coachella? I haven't seen Dune, but

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like being in Dune, Like it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>what they were feeling, like their lungs.

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<v Speaker 2>Were feeling, like very accurate, because like it is like

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<v Speaker 2>very political, like little clique.

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<v Speaker 1>It is literally Coachella is a like see we say this,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I just telling themselves to give us artists

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<v Speaker 1>passes so I could be treated like a king, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>who the fuck do I think I am? That's never

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen so I can talk all my ship. But

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<v Speaker 1>like Coachella is literally just the Hunger Games. It is

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<v Speaker 1>like putting everybody into their social classes by like it's

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<v Speaker 1>like so weird and it's very dystopian and like freaky,

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<v Speaker 1>and there are certain people who think they're fucking awesome

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<v Speaker 1>and then people who were like, oh, I don't care,

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<v Speaker 1>like that you're awesome, Like what, it's just weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you guys watched some Hunger Games recently? No, do

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<v Speaker 4>you remember that scene where Peta is in the mud.

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<v Speaker 3>And he painted his face?

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<v Speaker 4>I hadn't seen it.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you give Peta?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't say that?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, don't say that.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know. That's not.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like really into him in twenty in two.

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<v Speaker 2>Thousand and nine, okay, you're like two thousand and nine,

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<v Speaker 2>you're super like.

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<v Speaker 1>Post recession hot, so your time's coming up. Hey, you're

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<v Speaker 1>super like you have the face of somebody who would

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<v Speaker 1>work in a coal mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Which sucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Is everyone watching this knows or thinks Kai is hot?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not true. That is giving him away too much credit.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, everyone thinks I'm its hot?

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<v Speaker 1>Me is hot?

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<v Speaker 3>Me are hot?

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<v Speaker 4>Dude? That scene where he's in the mud. I seriously

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<v Speaker 4>watched that and I was like, this is fucking crazy,

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<v Speaker 4>Like this is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Peter Peter Hi.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, I feel like I'm on mushrooms, Like

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<v Speaker 4>somebody seriously created this scene and was like, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 4>That was.

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<v Speaker 2>When I watched it for the first time.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like I was like, whoa he did? He was

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<v Speaker 3>able to do that, he made the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't think it was weird either. I was watching

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<v Speaker 4>with like my like twenty twenty three eyeballs, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, this is like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy The first one.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it might be in the No, the first

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<v Speaker 4>first one it's them by the river.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in the justification for it is because he was

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<v Speaker 2>able to make bread.

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<v Speaker 4>And cakes, cupcakes. Yeah, and then that's how he survived and.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how he was able to beat his face like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>why he like gay co.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, why would he own a makeup brand? But

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<v Speaker 1>that's like cake oriented.

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<v Speaker 3>Now take it on. Oh somebody needs to make that.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a brand that doesn't called cake it on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kicking on. But it's like everything is.

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<v Speaker 3>Like everything that one good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I finished and I really liked it, made me sad,

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<v Speaker 1>made me cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Brain that smells like chocolate. The eyeshadow two face, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a two face fucking bitch ass ho Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean when I'm talking about you, I've always been saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>So here are my They did something to this, They

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<v Speaker 1>did something to this.

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<v Speaker 3>What's they took out? The little thoughts?

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<v Speaker 1>There was like their other stuff here?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, you're in your like. I don't. I never

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<v Speaker 3>go on my like.

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<v Speaker 1>I always listen for my legs. All right, here's the

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<v Speaker 1>music I've actually been playing over and over again for

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<v Speaker 1>the past like four weeks. And it's crazy. You send

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<v Speaker 1>me swinging by mint Condition, April Showers, the Blackbirds. All

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<v Speaker 1>I can do Carpenters, walk on by otis you will

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<v Speaker 1>send me? Swing Coourse out of Town, The Fifth Dimension,

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<v Speaker 1>Reeling in the Year, Steely Dan and Don't Leave Me

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<v Speaker 1>by Harry Nielsen, Oh and running Away Slying the family Stone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a whole.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna show you my here Harry Nielsen.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been listening to a bunch of Little Bee. I've

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<v Speaker 2>been listening to a bunch of Soldier Boy, specifically the

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<v Speaker 2>Soldier Boy and Little Bee collaborative album. And the song

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<v Speaker 2>that I love the most right now is the Little

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<v Speaker 2>Bee Walk a Flock of Soldier Boys song.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think I was in a really dark place, because I

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<v Speaker 2>always do this when I'm in a dark place. But

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<v Speaker 2>I started listening to Salem again and that was awesome, Boots,

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<v Speaker 2>and then what else?

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<v Speaker 3>What else? That's it?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to listen to your heart.

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<v Speaker 1>When he's gone by you? Damn, such a good song.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, young, but that was our return. That

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<v Speaker 2>was emergency Intercom. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope

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<v Speaker 2>you loved it. I hope it was everything you ever wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Or a bunch of people watching. They were like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>why did I miss this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Why was I watching this? That's I think that's how

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna go. I think we fucked up and no

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<v Speaker 2>one's gonna come back.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that would be lit. Everything that happens happens

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<v Speaker 1>for a reason to set you on a new path.

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<v Speaker 1>And if that new path is opening up for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go down it. And I don't care what's

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<v Speaker 1>down there. I just want to see what's happening.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want a job I want to get.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys so much for watching. See you next week.