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Speaker 1: Oh, I missed that clap. Oh, I missed the clapping

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Speaker 2: I missed your clap, like, uh, chlamydia.

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Speaker 3: Okay the clap, I got the clap, I got the collapse.

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Speaker 1: Welcome hey on three one two three, welcoming back to

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Speaker 1: emergency iner. Come now. I actually feel like a bit

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Speaker 1: of somebody who's mentally deranged for talking in front of

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Speaker 2: It does feel strange. Although it's only been what two

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Speaker 1: Oh I guess yeah, because we did Pullman the Great

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Speaker 1: City of.

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Speaker 3: Oh I love Pullman.

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Speaker 2: That episode we got and we're gonna drop it on Patreon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on our Patreon. But we went to Washington Pullman.

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Speaker 1: Just an update of what we've been up to. Right

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Speaker 1: after our break, almost immediately we.

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Speaker 2: Went dove into work. Yeah, you said we weren't gonna work,

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Speaker 2: and we worked.

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Speaker 1: But it was awesome, fun work. Because I love attention.

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Speaker 1: I have been thinking about this because I'm sure people

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Speaker 1: are like, well, where's your mental health? I decided what's like.

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Speaker 1: The big thing is I can't see people talking about

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Speaker 1: me and being a public figure like I love doing entertainment.

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Speaker 1: And I love being a comedian and I love attention.

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Speaker 1: But then the attention part is too much for my

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Speaker 1: I'm a bit and then I'm like hello, but whatever.

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Speaker 1: But it was fun because I like attention, so I

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Speaker 1: because you have to be a crazy demon to go

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, But it was awesome chatting in front of

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Speaker 2: a bunch of people. I was shipting myself before, like

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Speaker 2: I was literally doing bread breathing exercises before the show.

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Speaker 2: How embarrassing you want to do it on camera?

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Speaker 1: Even though.

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Speaker 3: Seen ky Bler.

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Speaker 4: That was pretty fucked up.

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Speaker 1: He's messing it up. You had to like, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't roll your eyes up and then do.

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Speaker 4: It into the rolling.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 3: I'm red.

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Speaker 1: He's too embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: Red red.

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Speaker 1: All I see is red because I've.

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Speaker 3: Been period that.

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Speaker 2: Actually I need to bring that up. That's a good Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I am on my rag.

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Speaker 3: I'm on the rag right now.

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Speaker 1: I have good news. I'm late on my rag, very

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Speaker 1: late for the rag might have to go.

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Speaker 3: It's been two months to.

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Speaker 1: The container store, buy a few rags, to and to

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Speaker 1: what's it called to, Like you know when you buy

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Speaker 1: take a pregnancy test, I'll just get my period because

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Speaker 1: that's just how your body works. Because it's like, girl,

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Speaker 1: you're tripping, like we're here, like you're so annoying my

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Speaker 1: girls know, no, you know, but that's not funny. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: It's really it's really scary.

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Speaker 1: I mean I've taken two pregnancy tests negative. They were

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Speaker 1: seven eleven pregnancy tests, which I.

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Speaker 1: I've taken three. I took one in Pullman negative, and

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Speaker 1: Home and I door desk myself to seven eleven pregnancy tests.

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Speaker 2: I was just about to say, why don't you get

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Speaker 1: Is there actually one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all ever stepped on a lego? Like I actually

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Speaker 1: Hurt hurt you? Yes, yeah, No, kids in the nineties

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lego, they build the lego bricks on their phones.

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Speaker 1: Lego having a comeback is actually crazy, but that's a

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Speaker 1: don't even use legos. It's literally all the adults who

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Speaker 1: orchids in your house. Yikes, yikes, yikes. Why don't you

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Speaker 3: Ill, what is going on?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, my name's Jericho.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait what?

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Speaker 1: Hello, Drew? I think, Oh is this your Is this

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Speaker 1: your straight altar?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Oh you haven't got that far

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Speaker 2: I'm not making fun of the idea and making fun

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Speaker 2: of people that are making fake the ID. But I

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Speaker 2: did come to a conclusion today. Okay, while I was

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Speaker 2: pacing around talking to Kai, while Ya was throwing her

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Speaker 2: on a piece of toilet paper. I wish I took

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Speaker 2: a picture for you guys, but it is a vile scene.

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Speaker 1: I put makeup on my hands and then I wipe

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Speaker 2: It's But I realized we all can agree bisexual people

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Speaker 2: aren't real. Like we all know that you you said it.

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Speaker 1: I never said that.

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Speaker 1: We don't say that. I can't. Actually I can't vouch

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Speaker 4: I don't say that, but I don't say it on camera.

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Speaker 2: But all bisexual people really should be tested for di

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Speaker 2: ID associated identity disorder, because I'm sure what's really going

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Speaker 2: on is you have an altar fronting that is straight

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Speaker 2: and then you go back to your gay self and

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Speaker 2: it's really you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like I the thing is, like I feel

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Speaker 2: That bisexuality isn't real. No, I'm the only real bisexual

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're the only one who gets to take claim. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is it because you've come to the conclusion of that theory.

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Speaker 1: So if you know that, then you can't be like

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Speaker 1: one of the bad ones. What are you trying to say?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to shore.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you're trying to say.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying that I'm the only real, straight up

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Speaker 1: Oh, Jack, I misheard you.

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Speaker 4: I thought you said are versus do they have the ID?

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Speaker 2: And you're actually Now that I think about it, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it makes sense for that. Yeah, there are no real

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Speaker 2: bottoms and I mean no real tops in this world

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Speaker 3: All cops are bottoms a cab all cops are bottoms.

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Speaker 1: Did you just make that up?

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Speaker 3: I made it up like a long ass time.

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Speaker 1: That's really good.

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Speaker 2: It really specific events. Wait, so transpired? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I was going to say something one of my friends

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, another thing I've been thinking about. Cats don't

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Speaker 1: I don't think they were ever real because I've never

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Speaker 1: seen one either. That sh it's fake. I think people

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Speaker 1: were mistaking it for your cat, like eating your things

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Speaker 2: I've seen a real hair ball back in the nineties.

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Speaker 2: Ship was crazy back then.

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Speaker 4: I haven't seeing one since the nineties either.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you definitely were alive. You were you.

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Speaker 3: We both contemplated.

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Speaker 4: I looked in both of your eyes and then that's

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Speaker 3: You saw it, you saw it happening.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, Oh the other thing is the bugs on

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Speaker 2: There's no there is actually actually real science behind Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh really. You know what's crazy is I feel like

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Speaker 3: Like hella, bugs everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Oh that was like honestly jarring at the time, but

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Speaker 3: Someone needs to make a movie.

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Speaker 1: I have never been to a baseball game in my life,

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Speaker 2: I went to my first no, no, not my first

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Speaker 2: The energy has been erased. But yeah, I went to

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Speaker 3: I used to play baseball too growing up.

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Speaker 4: I know you saw someone die in a baseball things.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I one hundred percent did. It was really

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm like trying to get a ball.

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Speaker 1: It was like personally like I persevere through anything, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like as a child, I would have seen

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Speaker 3: No, it was really horrific.

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Speaker 4: For me.

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Speaker 1: That would have been my vibe. I would have been like,

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Just it's just really sad.

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Speaker 1: Do you want sympathy right now? No, you can just

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Speaker 1: say it like you just say and you can get

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't want sympathy right now.

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Speaker 1: I guess I won't give it to you. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: I decided that we don't need to take physics class

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Speaker 1: and stuff because all of it it's really easy, and

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Speaker 1: I think our human brains are just designed to know

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Speaker 1: how much force we need for certain things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, physics is bullshit. People are breaking the laws

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Speaker 2: of physics all the time, like people running four minute

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Speaker 2: sub four minute miles, like doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like the kind of videos I see on my

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Speaker 1: TikTok timeline. I'm like, this ship isn't real. Y'all are

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Speaker 1: just trying to put words to something magical that has happened,

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Speaker 1: and we don't need words for everything.

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Speaker 2: I've been saying that for so long, like this world

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Speaker 2: is truly just magic.

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Speaker 3: None of it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I mean when you say it, for some reason, it

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Speaker 2: It's like a magical universe, Like I can't put it

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Speaker 3: If you get it, you get it.

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Speaker 1: But like this ship, you're saying like this world is magic,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we could stabilize it with my big fat ass.

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Speaker 1: It is very Dorothy because I was gonna wear red shoes,

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Speaker 1: I know something about it, like what's up, Like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. When my hair was like short and

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Speaker 2: You came to Granberry. We went to Granberry together and

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Speaker 1: But Yeah, we went to Grandbury and I was playing

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Speaker 2: I fucking hat I just watched like a literally thirteen

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Speaker 1: About, like children and like how they find other adults

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Speaker 2: Yeah, him, like yeah, him being like I want to

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Speaker 3: Like really scary, like really scary.

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Speaker 1: It was real people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it was like like one of those

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Speaker 1: When I fell asleep last night, I'll tell you exactly

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Speaker 1: But it's the Matrix but for a locusts by Tom Scott,

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Speaker 3: Built it for locusts.

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Speaker 1: One of the great challenges in sudden collective behavior is

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Speaker 4: Like were the YouTuber?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got really it is the walk ho.

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Speaker 4: He's like a small frame.

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Speaker 1: Because you know what it is. It's like he's like smart,

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Speaker 1: I just like a good, like topical person, you know, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I like have a lot of topics that I love

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Speaker 2: And it's like I can tell you about mostly anything

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Speaker 2: well because.

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Speaker 1: You were boring.

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Speaker 3: Wow wow, wow.

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Speaker 3: At the airport?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Like, are there like stations where you get to do

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Speaker 2: I guarantee of the men out there didn't know that

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Speaker 2: because I was watching this TikTok.

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Speaker 1: You went into a women's bathroom?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just was recording.

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Speaker 3: Women and women went in there, and.

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Speaker 2: Either side you went in, the stalls were like completely

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Speaker 2: a thing, because that Ryan was like, I'm gonna do

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00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,040
Speaker 2: my makeup when I got off my flight in the bathroom.

450
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a thing in a lot of bathrooms. But

451
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,880
Speaker 1: also sometimes people just like pull out their into it.

452
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,600
Speaker 1: But a lot of airport bathrooms have just made space

453
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,359
Speaker 1: for it because it's really common, and I feel like

454
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:34,159
Speaker 1: a lot of bathrooms in general, like as time has

455
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,800
Speaker 1: gone by, I see that a lot. In Japan. That

456
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,479
Speaker 1: was a big thing. Actually in Japan, a lot of

457
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,240
Speaker 1: the like most of the bathrooms I went in had

458
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 1: that and had like full body mirrors and a lot

459
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,280
Speaker 1: of things of that nature, because they actually respect looking good.

460
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 1: And then in America they're like, you know what, Actually,

461
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,560
Speaker 1: I will say this, I can't stand when I go

462
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,080
Speaker 1: into a bathroom and there is no mirror. It feels

463
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,439
Speaker 1: like you were putting me in jail. Like it literally

464
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, why am I being punished? Like why am

465
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,240
Speaker 1: I being punished? Why am I in the scary with

466
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 1: no reflective object to look at myself? That's what bathrooms

467
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:05,200
Speaker 1: are for there to wash your hands, pee and look

468
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 1: at yourself and like decompress, and where is the mirror.

469
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 1: If I'm eating at a restaurant and I go into

470
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 1: the bathroom and there's no mirror, I genuinely feel like

471
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm being held and I'm like you literally making me

472
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 1: pay you to be in prison right now, Like that's

473
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 1: what I feel like.

474
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,200
Speaker 2: Or like a seven eleven bathroom where it's like the

475
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,439
Speaker 2: piece of like reflective paper that's always like helladented, so

476
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 2: when you look in it, it's like, what's the fucking point?

477
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 1: It's literally like you're fucking like greening. Speaking of greening Sorry,

478
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm literally being annoying and like fixing my lipstick right now.

479
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 1: I'm just that kind of girl. Would you ever wear

480
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 1: like clothes like that? You know, like uh, somebody who's

481
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,439
Speaker 1: like died before, Like would you ever wear like a

482
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 1: dead person's clothes or some like.

483
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,360
Speaker 3: Hell no?

484
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 2: No, oh okay, hell no, oh.

485
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 1: Okay, because I mean I was gonna. I mean, I'm

486
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 1: I'm literally wearing that now.

487
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 3: He No, I need say that.

488
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: And sing literally was wrong with you? Anyway? Speaking of

489
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 1: greening out, the other night, I finally got so high

490
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 1: that I got scared. Like I've been really everybody knows,

491
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 1: I've been testing it out, like I've just been pushing

492
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,439
Speaker 1: the limits of what I could where I could go

493
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 1: in my mind where's my mind?

494
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 3: And I was.

495
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 1: Hanging out with Orion, and like Orian is a normal person,

496
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,880
Speaker 1: so she has a normal person tolerance. And then there's

497
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: me who literally when I talk about, like to any

498
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 1: of my friends the milligrams I take, they are literally

499
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 1: laughing at me. But usually so what I did is

500
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 1: my usual thing is like the two milligram THHG six

501
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,160
Speaker 1: milligram or is it four? I think it's four milligram?

502
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 1: Two and four, Yeah, two and four right, two THG

503
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 1: four CBD. That's usually what I do, except when we

504
00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,640
Speaker 1: were in Texas, I took some of the edibles we

505
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 1: had there, and I took half of it, which was

506
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: also still such a tiny amount. I think it was

507
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: like five thhg but one EBD, which for me is

508
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 1: fucking insane. And I literally was having the best time

509
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: in my life. Drew was talking and it felt like

510
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,160
Speaker 1: I was watching TV like you was talking to his mom,

511
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding, It felt like I was watching

512
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: TV like everything was so funny, and it was literally

513
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 1: the best night of my life. And it just felt

514
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 1: like I was watching TV the whole night. Like my

515
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: eyes weren't my eyes, My eyes were an led screen

516
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: like and.

517
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 2: It feel like you were watching TV. Sorry, that was

518
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 2: so fucking mean.

519
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 4: That was like, I do think that's the meanest thing

520
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 4: I've ever seen.

521
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like mean, that wasn't even funny.

522
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: Now, if I said something to ruin your whole life,

523
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: I'd be wrong. Now, if I said something to literally

524
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 1: deteriorate any ounce of confidence you have in that little

525
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: body of yours.

526
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So she called me a little no you're scrawny.

527
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, okay.

528
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 4: Drew popped that jacket of sucking. See your arms.

529
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: Don't embarrass him. Don't embarrass him like that.

530
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 4: Damn, that looks good. Thank you.

531
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 3: I needed a little confident boost after that.

532
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: Well, it felt like I was fucking watching TV and

533
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: it was awesome and you can suck my fucking balls, bitch,

534
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 1: stupid fucking cunt.

535
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 3: Was it the ones that the watermelon.

536
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: Was green ones? No, it was green apple, green apple.

537
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,679
Speaker 1: I got Caesar green candy and thinks watermelon like literally

538
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 1: mean when I'm a freak. But it was awesome. And

539
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: then when I got back, I went to go get

540
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: those because I was like, damn, maybe that's the vibe

541
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: I needs to be on, is just being a little

542
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: scared but like having fun. At the same time, they

543
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: didn't have them, So when I was hanging out with

544
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: a Ryan, I went back to my normal ones and

545
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: oh my god, actually, no, I had so much weed

546
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 1: that night. Now that I think about.

547
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 2: It, I really like, we're obliterated.

548
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: No, not even that night. But when I got back,

549
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: I was trying to mimic that, but I just realized

550
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: I had so much weed. Pro for me, I had

551
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: my cancer. That's to THHD for CBD. This is so

552
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 1: annoying that I'm coming back. I'm talking about weed like

553
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 1: in this like increment. But it's really funny.

554
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 3: How my good, we're good, we swear.

555
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 1: Also the idea that I think this is bad when

556
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: most people are like girl, that's literally nothing, but whatever.

557
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: So I did my like can that's the one I

558
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: usually have, and then I had half of one of

559
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 1: Orion's five milograms. So now I'm at like four point

560
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: five mil guys, whatever, it's not even even like that.

561
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: That's not how those things work. But if we're gonna

562
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 1: do it, that's how it is. And I knew I

563
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: was really high because now I'm like at a little

564
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 1: above my CBD to THHC. I know it's really high

565
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: because I was like a little scared. Every time I spoke.

566
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: I felt like I was being a freak, and everything

567
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: I said, I was like, why did I say that?

568
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: Even though like oh, because planes got brought up. So

569
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,719
Speaker 1: it was really bad for me because I went on

570
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,959
Speaker 1: a really long tangent about plane and I started like

571
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: naming off a bunch of the crazy plane crashes that

572
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: I have memorized and exactly what happened and what year

573
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: and like all these things that I started going in

574
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: and then it was just like me Orian and one

575
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 1: another person. I was like, oh my god, I need

576
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: to stop doing that. And then I kind of got

577
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: myself to shut up and whatever. I'm getting a little tired.

578
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: We go to like being Orion are just like sleeping

579
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: in her like living room and watching TV, and I'm

580
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: kind of starting to fall asleep, and I'm like, okay,

581
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,239
Speaker 1: this is perfect. It's twelve o'clock. I've been on an

582
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: early schedule. I'll just go to sleep and I start

583
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: falling asleep, and then Orion's like still on her phone

584
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: and like we're still kind of talking, and she's like, oh,

585
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: should we take another edible? And I was just like, oh,

586
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then she was like, girl, come on.

587
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: I was like okay, fine, yeah, okay, and then she

588
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: gave me another half. I think it was like a

589
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: half of her ten or something, and I took another

590
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: five milligram milligrams and I didn't think anything of it

591
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: because I was like, dude, I'm so tired, I'm literally

592
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: gonna fall asleep before this hits me. And then like

593
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: thirty minutes goes by sitting while I'm watching this like

594
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: murder documentarything, and I'm like laying there and I start

595
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: falling asleep as I'm closing my eyes. I'm imagining a

596
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: life if I didn't go to sleep that much. Describe

597
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: it like, I would close my eyes and my eyes

598
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: were still open.

599
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 2: Girl, she gave you a fucking fenon on you od

600
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 2: and now you're in a different dimension. No, I literally

601
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 2: like would go falling cry.

602
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: I'm crying from laughing so hard. But like I like

603
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: literally was like so high, and I started to get

604
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: so high so fast because I also we'd eat in

605
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: like five hours before, so now because it's like midnight,

606
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: so now I'm like, oh fuck, I'm like I don't

607
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 1: think I have enough food in my stomach for like

608
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: all the edibles that are out rotting on top of

609
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: my stomach lining. And I was just sitting there falling asleep.

610
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: And then because I could still hear the TV, it

611
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 1: was like my eyes never closed and I couldn't tell

612
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: if I was closing my eyes or not. And then

613
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: I like couldn't tell if I was breathing, and I

614
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: was like I would go like and I was like

615
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 1: so scared and I didn't want to seem like I

616
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: was freaking out laying down next to Ryan, so I

617
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: was like holding my breath because I didn't want to

618
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: see like I was breathing really hard, trying to live.

619
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 5: Like.

620
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: It's freaking out, And what's awesome is I was dead silent,

621
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: Well this is happening. So Ryan has no idea that

622
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: this all happened next to her and then like actually

623
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: I kind of told her like an hour later, but like, yeah,

624
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: I was just I couldn't go to sleep. I was

625
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: so tired and like the edible was just beating my ass.

626
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: Like I just was like trying to go to sleep,

627
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 1: and I like couldn't because my brain was like you're

628
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: still awake because you're like you know exactly what this

629
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: room looks like, so your eyes aren't closed.

630
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 2: Like girl, you were literally tripping.

631
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: And I then I just like opened my eyes and

632
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: sat up because I was like, Okay, I guess I

633
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: can't go to sleep, like my body is like not

634
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: letting me right now. So I got up and just

635
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: started getting really hyper fixated on the murder.

636
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: Thing I've been there before, when like I'm like, oh,

637
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 2: like if I go to sleep, I'll actually die, so

638
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: like I can't go to sleep right now, and I'll

639
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: just like try to keep myself awake and like poke

640
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 2: the whites of my eyes trying to keep myself.

641
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was the other thing. I had contacts on,

642
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: and I didn't bring my glasses to her house because

643
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: it was like an impromptu sleepover, so I my eyes

644
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: were really really dry for a long time until she

645
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: finally gave me contact things to put my contacts in.

646
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: But by that time, my eyes were so bloodshot and

647
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: dry from having my contacts in too long, So my

648
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: eyes were really dry, and I kept like doing the

649
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: thing where I like close my eyes and I like

650
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: rubbed the top lid to try and like literally force

651
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: them to make moisture. But then it kind of passed

652
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: because she got up and she was like, I need

653
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: a snack so bad, and I was like, yeah, me too,

654
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: and then she went and got snacks and I sat

655
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: there trying to literally just be like okay, like you're

656
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: gonna eat and it's gonna like you're gonna live, like

657
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: like I literally was like I'm not crazy. Like it

658
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: literally felt like she was upstairs for two hours and

659
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: I was just downstairs twiddling my thumbs because also my

660
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: phone was dead, so I literally couldn't even like joom scroll.

661
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: It was just the murder dock in front of me,

662
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: and I kept pausing it because crazy things were happening

663
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: over there. I was, and I was like, well, Ryan

664
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: has to see this. This is fucking insane. But then

665
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: she gave me snacks. I'm not kidding. I experienced exactly

666
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: that scene in Ratatuwey where they're like mixing all the

667
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: snacks and it was so insane. I've never savored a

668
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: meal and eaten so slow in my life, and it

669
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: was the first time ever where I was like, this

670
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: is what eating is for, Like it's for tasting. It

671
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: was awesome. We had like little like sandwich pickles. We

672
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: had those little garlics, like it's like a mix of

673
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: like garlic knots and pickles. We had that with like

674
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: baby Bell cheeses cuties, and then like we had leftover

675
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: Chick fil A nuggets, so we each got two nuggets

676
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: with that and that was like our like platter of

677
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: like tasting, and then we had the cuties for dessert,

678
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: and like we each had a brownie and like the way.

679
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: We like set it up in a way that we

680
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: were like eating to the top of the pyramid and

681
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: it was awesome. It was literally so fun and then

682
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: eventually it got up and I was like, oh, Ryan,

683
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand an hour ago like this

684
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: is after some time. I was like, I was so

685
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 1: fucking high that I genuinely was kind of tweeting and

686
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: she was like what I couldn't tell. I was like yeah,

687
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: because I was like silently, I was literally in my

688
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: head like I was in Silent Hill, like I was

689
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: Silent Hill. And then it was awesome, and honestly I

690
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: would do it again because it was so funny. Well

691
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: now it's funny, but at the time, I literally it's

692
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: like I couldn't. I'm never going to be able to

693
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: sleep again, Like I don't, my body won't let me.

694
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: And that's my story. That's what I've been up to.

695
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: That's literally, I think the most that's happened to me

696
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: other than that, in these past two weeks, I'd just

697
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: been existing, which is crazy. I've been cooking meals at home,

698
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,479
Speaker 1: which is lit, but on my like breakfast, I realized

699
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: I can only cook breakfast. I like I am really

700
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: bad at cooking dinner unless it's soup and baliadas.

701
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 4: Her cooks, so let her cook.

702
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: That's like weird. Why does it have to be her? Like,

703
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: why does she have to cook?

704
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: Not every woman knows how to cook kai and not

705
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: every woman belongs in the kitchen, which.

706
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 3: Is so weird.

707
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 4: That's the thing that people say on TikTok.

708
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 2: He literally just basically said, make me a sandwich. Felt

709
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 2: like stories make me a sandwich.

710
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 4: No, I didn't. I was reciting a meme and now

711
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 4: you guys.

712
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 3: Are a meme.

713
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 4: I need I need a ConTroll over the narrative.

714
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 2: You need to control your thoughts because you're attacking.

715
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: Ambient before the next podcast, so you can chase.

716
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 3: The w.

717
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 4: Me with like sunglasses on just like this, what is

718
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 4: it weekend at Bernie's Style? When you guys said that

719
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 4: things are going to be different on the you know,

720
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 4: when we came back, you're like, oh, things are gonna

721
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 4: be different. I was really expecting, like a studio.

722
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: Are you actually well not this?

723
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 4: You know? I was like, Oh, things are gonna be different.

724
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 4: There's gonna be like kaising really comfortable, big chick.

725
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is you wanted more attention, but no, no, be.

726
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 4: A parking space for me for like my hummer, your hummer.

727
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 4: You guys will get me the electric That's what I

728
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 4: was imagining. I wasn't expecting like a light.

729
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: You know you were expecting something for you.

730
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was expecting like a car, and like you.

731
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: Have a car, I'm not giving you a car.

732
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: Bleep that bleep, that bleep, bleep the D word. Okay,

733
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 2: I need to know who the fuck you two sold

734
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: their souls to, because those bitches are working over time

735
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: to keep them relevant. Like I don't think I've ever

736
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 2: heard a YouTube song in my entire life, but somehow

737
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 2: they're the most relevant and important musicians of our lifetime.

738
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 2: And I've never heard a fucking song by them.

739
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: One and two with them in it.

740
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 2: And then also like like the Apple ship is crazy.

741
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: Like like how much Apple loves.

742
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 2: Them putting their album on the Apple iPhone is the

743
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 2: craziest ship. Every single iPhone is crazy. That was the.

744
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: Greatest flex, Like imagine being able to say, like, wait,

745
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: I wonder if that counted towards download. It's like, did

746
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: that count towards probably like sold units or anything, because

747
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: that would be fucking insane and that's literally a hack

748
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: and illegal, and I'm taking them to court.

749
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then now they're doing the new like Madison

750
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 2: Square Garden Dome in Las Vegas that got developed. It's

751
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 2: like this giant fucking orb that is covered in LED

752
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,720
Speaker 2: screens and like the inside screen is like the biggest

753
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 2: screen in the world, and like it's gonna be like

754
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: super immersive for that.

755
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 4: I got some information. Oh yeah, thing it says with

756
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 4: a push of a button. Uh YouTube Songs of Innocence

757
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 4: obliterated the current number one selling album of all time,

758
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 4: Michael Jackson's Thriller, by four hundred and thirty five million copies.

759
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: And was that because of iPhones?

760
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 4: I don't know. That might have been because I remember

761
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 4: they put it on an iPod, Like every iPod that

762
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 4: you got had it or was it thee.

763
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: It was an iPhone because it was on my Oh wait, no,

764
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: it might have been iPods and every it was iPods

765
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: because I had an iPod touch when.

766
00:34:59,120 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 4: That happened the iPhone.

767
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 2: Oh so I guess iPhones, iPods, all that shit that

768
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 2: is that is so crazy, literally hl their soul to

769
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: because I need to know because I don't give a fuck.

770
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: I really really liked them, and they were like to

771
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: honor Steve. But I don't think, you know, because I

772
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 1: don't think Steve was around, because I remember literally having

773
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: a selfie with an iPhone and.

774
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 2: It I was like, wow, like Steve, Steve.

775
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: I was like, without him, would.

776
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 2: I be here? Also, I decided I'm gonna start saying

777
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 2: yes more because the plot of my life has become

778
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 2: stagnant and the scriptwriters fucking suck right now, like they

779
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 2: need to figure this shit out. Because also the script

780
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 2: writers of the universe have been freaking me the fuck

781
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: out recently because like there's so many little things happening

782
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: where I'm just like, see, that's too perfect. That is

783
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 2: way too perfect for this to be happening now. And

784
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna name this specific event, but like i'll

785
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 2: tell you guys after, but I'm like I already told

786
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 2: you you yeah, yeah, fucking right, like in the peak

787
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 2: of it all, like that's what's gonna happen.

788
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's crazy, Boots.

789
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 1: Like maybe I'm mistaking what you're talking about, because when

790
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: I think you're talking about I'm like, is that was

791
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: that that crazy?

792
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 2: Or maybe I'll tell you after, But yeah, it's the

793
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 2: scriptwriters fucked up because it's the first time that they

794
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,959
Speaker 2: crossed my suspension of disbelief where I was like, Okay, yeah,

795
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 2: this is like not real, this isn't happening.

796
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,479
Speaker 1: Okay, then I think I do know what you're talking about,

797
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: because that is pretty like it's too like it's.

798
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 3: Too perfect to contrived.

799
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:44,479
Speaker 1: It's too curb like, oh yeah, exactly, like Zach, well, look,

800
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: this is terrifying the arena they're building, Like why are

801
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: they And.

802
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 2: If it goes over, well they're building a second one

803
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 2: in Europe or some.

804
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: Shit I've not said it to kind of throwing.

805
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 2: It's actually hilarious and I'm like kind of excited because

806
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 2: it's giving future like and I'm like.

807
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do need updated architecture.

808
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: This is the one you two songs you've heard, Oh hello,

809
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: they're in this.

810
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 3: Uh wait what?

811
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: But I don't think they are.

812
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 2: They like coultry significant and I'm just being ignorant because

813
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 2: like they're not the.

814
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: Beatles, So oh my god. During Pullman, I went on

815
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: an anti Beatles tangent.

816
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 2: Did not go over well with that, and then we

817
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 2: saw someone after the show when we went to dinner

818
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: that is in love with music and still did not

819
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 2: fuck with the jokes and it was making whatever.

820
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 3: Man, I won't down and I won't wait.

821
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 4: What is this photo of?

822
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is their song. Oh I've heard

823
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: this Okay, I do like this song. I can.

824
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: This song is lit. It's like giving, like Tarzan.

825
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's giving phol call.

826
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 3: Yeah also and just going through you too.

827
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: I decided that if I'm not actively at Coachella, Coachella

828
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 2: isn't real and it's not happening. It's like it's it's genuinely.

829
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 3: All fake and affront and not real and happening.

830
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 1: If I'm not there, no one could convince me that

831
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 1: it's fun. And I stand by that. No one can

832
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: convince me it's fun. No one could convince me that

833
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: it's worth any while unless you're literally being treated like

834
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know, like Beyonce or fucking Michael Jackson,

835
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: and like you're literally being catered to at your every

836
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: walking stepway. Does some people have that experience?

837
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 2: I was gonna say they do call me the Michael

838
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 2: Jackson of the influencer industry.

839
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 4: That's not good man. For a couple of reasons.

840
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: No, in the way in the way Drake calls himself

841
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson.

842
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh okay, then that's good.

843
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: Did y'all know that called his property promised land?

844
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 3: Yes? Oh the video I that you? Yeah, this dude

845
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 3: like does like was it? Yeah?

846
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 2: RC Airplanes like made a video of him going over

847
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 2: to Rick Ross's house and like doing it with him,

848
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 2: and it.

849
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: Was so gross. Aren't that different after all?

850
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 3: That's yeah exactly.

851
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: I would also do that if I had a lot of.

852
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 3: A billion dollars. Also, it's giving.

853
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: I would just call my property and you land.

854
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 4: Gee.

855
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 2: So also, fuck, dude, that just threw me off.

856
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 3: What was I gonna say though? For real?

857
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're too busy making your joke making fun of

858
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: me to remember your own.

859
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 4: Fuck?

860
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 3: What was it?

861
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna say yes more.

862
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 2: Oh, I just remembered people say I look like Beyonce

863
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 2: like a lot of the time.

864
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: That's weird because I wouldn't forget that if people said

865
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: that to me all the time.

866
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 3: Well no, I was just saying like it just like

867
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 3: sup my mind.

868
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess it is easy to forget things because

869
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: you're also forgetting that people say you're really annoying and

870
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 1: ugly all the time, but like you're just forgetting to

871
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: mention that part. But I guess I wouldn't mention that.

872
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,760
Speaker 3: Too because I was that came from a real place.

873
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 3: This is crazy.

874
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 2: I'm like literally being like targeted right now, Like I

875
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 2: actually don't feel safe here.

876
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: So if I had drones, I would literally deploy them

877
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: onto you.

878
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 2: It's giving. I just feel like I'm giving, like Beyonce

879
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 2: of the podcasting.

880
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 3: It's giving.

881
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna steal your Social Security Guard card and have

882
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: it enrolled and have you enrolled into the military. And

883
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 1: then in three days, somebody's gonna knock on the door

884
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be a man in a suit. Do

885
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: they still do it like it's gonna be a man

886
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: in a suiting like you?

887
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 2: And then you.

888
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: Never do that, like go door to door like Jehovah's

889
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: witnesses and they were like.

890
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: Probably during the draft, like to scare the rest of

891
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 2: the world, like look, we just walk up and they're

892
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 2: ready to serve.

893
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 1: That's literally me. Someone walks out and I'm just ready

894
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,959
Speaker 1: to serve, Like I'm that kind of girl.

895
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, and it is all you remind me

896
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 2: of Beyonce. Just say it Drake, Michael Jackson like, yeah,

897
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 2: I'm not an analgamation of the three. I also give

898
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 2: really the most super impulse forever.

899
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 3: That's what I'm getting at.

900
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 2: Also, Aubrey On like, we don't say his okay, but

901
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 2: he doesn't want us saying that on the podcast.

902
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: Okay, well I don't call him. I don't call my

903
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: friends by their stage name.

904
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 4: I still haven't met him yet. Can you guys link me?

905
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: No?

906
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.

907
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 4: Why are you? Why are you gatekeeping Drake for me?

908
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 3: I could we know what you would do to him?

909
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

910
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 3: Or not do with him?

911
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 2: I should say, because Kai has this conniving way of

912
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 2: getting people to just yeah, it's crazy. You're right, they

913
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 2: would have sex, they would hook up.

914
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: Also, I am gonna lie. Both of y'all look really

915
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 3: cute today. I just wanted to say that.

916
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: Really, he said, I'm gonna lie, you fucking idiot.

917
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 4: Oh I thought you said I'm not gonna lie.

918
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 1: No, he said, I am gonna lie.

919
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 4: Fuck, I need to pay more attention.

920
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to ignore Drew though, Like so no,

921
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: it literally is like I'm the most ignored person on

922
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: the sucking planet.

923
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 3: Like it's literally crazy.

924
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I've been observing it. Sometimes it

925
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: is like someone just fully like turning off their ears

926
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: and I hear you. But a lot of times what

927
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: you do is you'll say something so low and it's

928
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: almost out of fear of being like intrusive, and you'll

929
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: say something so low, and then when they don't hear.

930
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:42,479
Speaker 2: You're like, wow, no, it's fucking crazy, Like no, no,

931
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 2: it's fucking crazy. Just like I will be looking at

932
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 2: someone dead in the face and say something to them

933
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 2: and they will look away, like.

934
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: It's always at the end of the conversation, he tries

935
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: to scoop one last thing in, and it's once the

936
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: part the conversation is kind of already dwindled and the

937
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: person isn't looking at you, and he's like and then

938
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 1: they're just.

939
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 2: Like, no, that's simply not it. It's giving I think

940
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 2: I might actually be invisible, and there's only a few

941
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: people on this planet that can actually see me. But

942
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 2: it's because I'm the only real person. I think I

943
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 2: am living show, and I'm convinced. I've been convinced recently

944
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: that all of my friends and family and everyone i'm

945
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 2: close to are actors.

946
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm not narcissistic, or something.

947
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 2: I literally had like a fucking genuine spiral because I

948
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 2: texted someone I was like, if you like whispered in

949
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 2: my ear right now that like, hey, run, this is

950
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 2: all this is all an act.

951
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:37,959
Speaker 3: We're all acting. This is a show.

952
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 2: I would have an actual break because I'm that close

953
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 2: to genuinely believing it.

954
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: Well, that would be really embarrassing because now I'm gonna

955
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,919
Speaker 1: pay someone to do that, and you're gonna freak out,

956
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: and we're gonna be watching you, and it's gonna be

957
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: at the.

958
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,919
Speaker 2: Grove, not the grove that's my special, and you're.

959
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: Gonna be like in the middle of everybody, and I'm

960
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: gonna pay a flash mob to come out and like

961
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: do it, and then you're actually gonna believe it because

962
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: you're gonna say flash mob happened right after it, and

963
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: then everyone's gonna laugh at you.

964
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 2: Well, in the middle of the night, I'm gonna roll

965
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 2: a flash bang into your bedroom period just that.

966
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,439
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna flash bang your mom because it's gonna

967
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: be so quick.

968
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny because I already banged your mama like

969
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: thirty six times in one night.

970
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: Okay, that's funny because that wasn't even her. We bought

971
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: a silicone fucking replica of her. So you just had

972
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: sex with a fucking sex doll all night and it

973
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing, and we were filming you, and we

974
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 1: already posted it bitch on an only fans. It's gonna

975
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: be linked in the fucking bio and we're gonna use

976
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: all the money to buyo silicon replica of your body

977
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: and throw over a fucking bridge and watch it fucking drown.

978
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing about that is I figured all

979
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 2: that out, and I contacted the FBI, and you're going

980
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 2: to jail one in two.

981
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 3: I found your real mama and I.

982
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 2: Literally banged her from the back and her pussy vagina.

983
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: Revenge, Okay, I guess, yeah, but it's not revenge.

984
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I banged your mama's pussy vagina.

985
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: Vagina and he's saying vagini, all right.

986
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 5: Well, there's been something in my eye for the past

987
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 5: like ten minutes.

988
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 2: I know.

989
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 3: I've been rubbing shit out of my eyes too. It's

990
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 3: quite crazy.

991
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: That's weird. Why would you have poop in your eyes?

992
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 2: I just like put it in my eyes when I

993
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 2: sleep so I can wake up with pink eye and

994
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 2: have something to complain about or not go to school.

995
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 2: Do you all remember when that full jumped from outer space?

996
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, he literally.

997
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 2: Floated up past the firmament and jumped out of a

998
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 2: fucking space shipment. Yeah, it's like this dome that goes

999
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 2: over the Earth that keeps us all contained. And remember

1000
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 2: all the rockets that like went up and it's a firmament,

1001
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 2: like it's in the Bible.

1002
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 3: Get learned. Hello, it's not that's not in the Bible.

1003
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: What the fuck is a firmament?

1004
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 3: It's literally in the Bible?

1005
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: Is it? Actually? They didn't know about all that.

1006
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in the Bible.

1007
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 4: It's not.

1008
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 2: I genuinely think it might be in the Bible.

1009
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 3: But that's just like.

1010
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: Some heavens of the sky. So yeah, that word is

1011
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: in the Bible.

1012
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 4: Really, but you describe it as a dome that can't be.

1013
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: Sphere or world viewed as a collection of people. So

1014
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: it's not really.

1015
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's a sphere or a dome with

1016
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 2: a bunch of people inside the firmament. It's a real thing. No,

1017
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 2: it's not actually real. It's a thing that like schizo

1018
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 2: effective like flat earthers.

1019
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: Firmament and then the heavens, and then there's the gate

1020
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: to heaven, and then there's heavens of heavens, and then

1021
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: there's God.

1022
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1023
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 3: See it's like schizo effective.

1024
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: Like flat earthers are like the Earth is flat and

1025
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 2: there's a dome and when the launched the rockets up

1026
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: to space, they hit the firmament and make the big

1027
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 2: glow like you know the SpaceX rockets that made the

1028
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 2: big thing over la or like the one recently over

1029
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 2: Alaska that made the spiral in the sky, which was

1030
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 2: one of the most beautiful things I've.

1031
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 3: Ever said about.

1032
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: It something to talk about because this is crazy, Like

1033
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: this is literally I couldn't be bothered to know the

1034
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: shape of the Earth. Like I'm like, you tell me

1035
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: it's a fucking like I also do genuinely believe it

1036
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: is a globe. But why would I like go out

1037
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: of my way to fight.

1038
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 4: I always think about if that was true, I would

1039
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 4: be so happy gone and then I just like crossed

1040
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 4: this like barrier and I was just like in a hole.

1041
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,439
Speaker 4: It wasn't space, it was something else way better water. Yeah,

1042
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 4: I would just I would be so happy.

1043
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh wow, all of my worries in

1044
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 2: the world are gone because nothing really actually genuinely doesn't matter.

1045
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 3: But we are trapped.

1046
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 2: Earth is technically a prison and there's like multidimensions and

1047
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 2: they send our bodies here to like get energy from

1048
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 2: the angry anger that we develop here.

1049
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: But my life is fucking less.

1050
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 3: So yeah, dude, if.

1051
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 1: This was my punishment, I'd be like, oh my God,

1052
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: like thank you. This is like no, I'd be like,

1053
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I'd be the happiest person that one. Although,

1054
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: like I will say, I was thinking about it last night,

1055
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 1: I was like, the first eighteen years of my life

1056
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 1: were actually comically insane, and then I did have a

1057
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: few years after that, which we're also pretty insane. But

1058
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: for the most part, I don't care. But that's also

1059
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,359
Speaker 1: because I don't believe in anything, and I don't think

1060
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: it's that deep. I genuinely don't think anything.

1061
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: Nothing is that deep ever, literally, it's never that deep.

1062
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 2: But that guy was launching the fucking space by Red

1063
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 2: Bull and they just dropped him and it's fucking crazy,

1064
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 2: like why did we do that?

1065
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,479
Speaker 1: Me and Josh also saw a video of this guy

1066
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: like doing BMX bike trips and tricks in that like

1067
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: hot air before we literally why why are we do

1068
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: not make me want that drink?

1069
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 3: Like we talk about this like.

1070
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: This does nothing for the promotion of the drink. I

1071
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: guess it does because now we're sitting here talking about

1072
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: fucking red Bull when in reality I think Red Bull

1073
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: is the fucking devil. But that's a different story. You

1074
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: know how they say we.

1075
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 2: Meet her on the podcast, She's still doing it. She

1076
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 2: is still to this day doing the bottoms up in the.

1077
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 1: Calling Monster the devil, but Red Bull is getting away

1078
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: with it. Red Bull is the real devil, because why

1079
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: do you want to say your drink hat's wings. It's

1080
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: because you're covering up for the fact that they are

1081
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 1: devil wings. They have never clified what kind of wings

1082
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: they are. They are demon wings.

1083
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 2: The real devil is Doja Cat.

1084
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: Do you think conservatives think Doja is the devil? Yeah? Yeah.

1085
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 2: When I go back to TikTok, my feed or when

1086
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 2: I go back to Texas, my TikTok feed changes in

1087
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 2: like a really scary dark way, and when I'm scrolling through,

1088
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 2: it's all like I don't I don't even know how

1089
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 2: to explain it. It's all conspiracy content, and it's all

1090
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 2: about how the world is run by like the Illuminati

1091
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 2: in so many words, and it's just it's fucking crazy.

1092
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,240
Speaker 2: It's literally fucking crazy. And like they use like Doja

1093
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 2: Cat and Sam Smith a lot as examples.

1094
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: You know what's also awesome is Drew loves looking at

1095
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: those kind of things because he finds him so fascinating.

1096
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: So that only happens to you. Because when I went

1097
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: back to Texas. When we went Texas, mine was like

1098
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: Texas University, like it was trying to like pitch like

1099
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: young people texts and things, and it was like funny

1100
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: things that happened in Texas and Grandberry.

1101
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 3: It could be.

1102
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 2: It could just like be that I interact with them

1103
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 2: because I love seeing like people being crazy.

1104
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: You also love going through their pages. Like when I

1105
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: see something crazy, I just like it and keep moving.

1106
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 2: When I see a crazy person on my feed, I

1107
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 2: literally go through and watch every single one of their videos.

1108
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 2: It's it's honest, and I learn every single thing I

1109
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 2: can about them and then I.

1110
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 3: Spill it out to other people. I hope you like

1111
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 3: the new little set.

1112
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 2: We're gonna improve it as we like move on and

1113
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,240
Speaker 2: like evolve a little bit more. We're gonna gather things

1114
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 2: and make it cuter and nicer.

1115
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 3: And I don't know, get a new camera, have guests on.

1116
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: We'd be like, we're gonna have guests, all right, we

1117
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: just have.

1118
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 2: Just on to get yeah, just out despite because I

1119
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 2: saw someone comment.

1120
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: I know, I saw someone being like, oh, I bet

1121
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:02,800
Speaker 1: they're gonna have a guest, but it's just gonna.

1122
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 3: Be Josiah Josiah and the.

1123
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 4: Guests are gonna be all your like altars.

1124
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: Well, we were gonna have a guest, but things happened.

1125
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: I mean we could still get to that guests, but

1126
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: we would have to go to the guests.

1127
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 3: Why don't we I'm down.

1128
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: I'm like so down.

1129
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,959
Speaker 3: I literally text them right now.

1130
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to keep it elusive. I actually do

1131
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: know who I want on the next episode, and maybe

1132
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 1: we just get them for next week.

1133
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 3: Actually that's a lot.

1134
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 2: Like they're literally doing like the craziest thing. I know.

1135
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 3: They're like actually gus flying.

1136
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: In for that. We should just go see them though, yeah,

1137
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: because we said we would and they would enjoy that.

1138
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: But your mom is stupid and she hates you, and

1139
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: she thinks about it every night before she goes to bed,

1140
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 1: and it's really sad because she calls me and she's like,

1141
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: please come over. But I'm like, girl, you literally have

1142
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: a husband and a kid who like is watching the podcast,

1143
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: so like, god forbid, the kids saw me in your house,

1144
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: like they're gonna be like what the fuck? Like what

1145
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: is she doing here? And then I'm I have to

1146
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: act like I'm there to meet you, like it's so weird.

1147
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: But your mom keeps calling me. It's so weird.

1148
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 2: And we're putting a paywall in emergency intercom twenty five

1149
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 2: bucks a month.

1150
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: We're moving to our own website. I love a good

1151
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: like moving. Yeah, we're moving from YouTube it's too much. No,

1152
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 1: we're not. This is where I get the most attention.

1153
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 1: And like I said, I'm getting that attention. No, it

1154
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: can take me out.

1155
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 3: I can, I will, right, Wow? What if I can?

1156
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 3: I will?

1157
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: If I can, I will Smith. If I can, I

1158
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: will slap the hell out of.

1159
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 2: You, like Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

1160
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: No he didn't, yeah did he?

1161
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,879
Speaker 3: I literally wasn't a joke.

1162
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: Oh I was, Oh my god, why did you do that?

1163
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 4: Wait?

1164
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:50,959
Speaker 1: Were people there?

1165
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1166
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 2: It was at the fucking Oscars in you Oh my god.

1167
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 3: This happened like what like two days ago?

1168
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 1: Wait, while the oscars were happening.

1169
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 3: I saw it yesterday.

1170
00:52:59,120 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: Oh you were there?

1171
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 3: No? No on YouTube?

1172
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,959
Speaker 2: Okay, I saw it.

1173
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: I thought you were at the oscars.

1174
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 2: Should we talk about our mental state? Our mental health?

1175
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 3: No period, none of that.

1176
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I knew my life wouldn't be next in

1177
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: the in the span of three weeks, and that's okay,

1178
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: But I did have time to play Fortnite all day

1179
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 1: every day and do exactly what was making me sad.

1180
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: And I haven't won a Fortnite game in literally like

1181
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: three weeks. It's been really bad. I keep getting like second,

1182
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: if you need me on your team, I know, like, actually,

1183
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: should we play You don't want to play, you hate

1184
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: that game, you don't like playing.

1185
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 3: It, I'll try it. I'll try it. Just because the

1186
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 3: attack on Titan it is lit.

1187
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: Have you been playing car?

1188
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,760
Speaker 4: I really no, it's so awesome.

1189
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 2: Why didn't they fucking one add a Titan and to

1190
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 2: make a Titan skin like that's what everybody wanted, But

1191
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 2: they did that with Call of Duty, which is so

1192
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 2: fucking annoying.

1193
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: Wait, there's a Titan skin in Call of Duty?

1194
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 5: What?

1195
00:53:58,760 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1196
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: No, there's yeah, they license their shit out weird at

1197
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: the same time to know that just like two.

1198
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 2: Years ago attack.

1199
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 3: And I wanted it so bad, but I ain't get it.

1200
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: Well, I need Lasik surgery really bad. I want it

1201
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: so bad.

1202
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 2: But I'm laying in bed last night looking at my

1203
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: screen and this eye has gotten really fucking blurry. And

1204
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 2: then I'm really scared that it's like already going away?

1205
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 1: Are you? Did you put cream on your face before

1206
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: you got in bed?

1207
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 2: Uh? It wasn't like well yeah, like of course, like

1208
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go to bed without it.

1209
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,280
Speaker 1: No, because sometimes I'll like put I have like oils

1210
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,399
Speaker 1: and creams that I put around my eye and they'll

1211
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: kind of get in my eye and then I'm like,

1212
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: oh my blind, I literally can't see, and then it's

1213
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: just the cream, it's.

1214
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 2: The crem it's it literally just is just like blurrier,

1215
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 2: Like it's starting to look like when I got my glasses,

1216
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 2: like or before I got my glasses.

1217
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 3: Uh right, right.

1218
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: I really want lay sick, but I'm scared that when

1219
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: they get give me the xanax, like how I feel.

1220
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 3: Just tell them you don't want it, No, I need it?

1221
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 3: Whoa No?

1222
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, but I need it because I am really

1223
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: anxious and I'm like such a control freak and I

1224
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: already have a hard time going to the doctor, let

1225
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: alone like getting a shot or getting like dentistry done.

1226
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: So the idea that they're gonna have like sharp objects

1227
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: and hot objects near my eyeball already makes me so

1228
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: freaked out. So I think I will need it, and

1229
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: me trying to do it without it literally sounds so scary,

1230
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: like literally sounds like terrifying. So I need it, and

1231
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: then they're gonna give me ambient and then y'all aren never.

1232
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 3: Mine didn't give me ambient is bullshit.

1233
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to. I went to and I'm getting that bamman.

1234
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:45,399
Speaker 2: But I did get a little sealis pill and I'm

1235
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 2: gonna try it out.

1236
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 3: It's like viagra.

1237
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 2: I'm literally I got it and I'm gonna try it.

1238
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to see what happens.

1239
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: When are you gonna do that? Just so I know

1240
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: to like hang out in the house.

1241
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 3: Probably tonight.

1242
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, so you're so jealous? Wait why are

1243
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: you jealous?

1244
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,720
Speaker 3: Oh wow? Oh wow? Okay, yeah, no, go ahead.

1245
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 2: Also, my cute little rainbow of my little Critters is

1246
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 2: covered by your head, right, you're right right, right right?

1247
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: Well, all right, thank you guys so much for watching it.

1248
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 3: We didn't do media.

1249
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: Hello, oh I almost forgot guys. Oh my gosh.

1250
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'll start off. So I started watching two shows.

1251
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 2: I haven't finished either of them. Either of them, but

1252
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 2: I started watching Beef, which is fun.

1253
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,919
Speaker 3: It's cool. I like it. It's on Netflix for free.

1254
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 3: It's pretty awesome.

1255
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 2: I don't know really how to explain it other than

1256
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 2: like road rage turned coolness.

1257
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,760
Speaker 1: That is every day of my life, chellie.

1258
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 2: And then I started watching Jury Duty, which I personally

1259
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 2: think is genuinely a masterpiece. I think it's like the

1260
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 2: coolest ship people have made in a long time. But

1261
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 2: I found that I found out no, I found out

1262
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 2: that this idea of like a Truman Show style reality

1263
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 2: show has already been done before.

1264
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 1: Even the Jury Duty was done by what's his face?

1265
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 1: Josh was telling me, oh my god, why dude did

1266
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: other stuff with another wide dude? They acted like they

1267
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: acted like no, no, not that they acted like they

1268
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: write They wrote a book and they went on talk

1269
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: shows and they were like talking about it.

1270
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 3: I know who you're talking.

1271
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 1: His name oh my god, Eric, Eric and.

1272
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 4: No, Eric and Andre? Oh yeah, Eric and Andre.

1273
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: Eric and Andre two thousand Yeah, yeah.

1274
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 4: Matt Stone and Trey Parker close No no, No, Comedy Guys.

1275
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 3: Comedy Central, Cartoon Network. Maybe no, no, no, After Dark,

1276
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 3: Adult Swim.

1277
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 2: Oh Tim, yes, Tim and Eric, Tim and Eric. Okay,

1278
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 2: but it's so fucking sick. It's basically one person is

1279
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 2: not an actor, and then every single person around him

1280
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 2: is an actor.

1281
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: He did a fake trial. It's like the trial of

1282
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: Tim Heidegger.

1283
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, and then basically they somehow picked the literal

1284
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 2: perfect best person to be the non actor.

1285
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 3: Awesome, Jerry Duty.

1286
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 2: It's on It's on Amazon with freebe Yeah, and you

1287
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 2: gotta watch ads.

1288
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: But was like Freeze the most used streaming club from

1289
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: I'm My Girl. One show couldn't have taken you that far.

1290
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 1: Maybe it did because the whole world is watching. But

1291
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: he's like American Idol in two thousand and five.

1292
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 2: The whole world is watching Charisma.

1293
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: American Idol. Up.

1294
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 2: I was just talking about an episode like fucking two

1295
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 2: weeks ago, and yeah, yeah I was there, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1296
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 4: When you missed that though, like everyone watching American that

1297
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 4: doesn't happen anymore.

1298
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, like all one hundred and thirty million Americans in

1299
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 2: two thousand and three watching it together.

1300
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 1: And like music award shows, like I feel like it

1301
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: used to be such a union, like a unity like thing,

1302
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: like everybody got together and watched this.

1303
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 2: Like even like sports, Like I feel like no one's

1304
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 2: watching the super Bowl anymore, Like even the super Bowl

1305
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 2: halftime show. Now one gives a fuck about. We need

1306
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 2: That's what's happened is we've lost our sense of community,

1307
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 2: even with our bigger, wider community. We need to build

1308
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 2: something that everyone could like, Yes.

1309
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be the thing.

1310
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 2: We could have, like a super Bowl maybe emergency in

1311
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 2: or come tour.

1312
00:59:51,720 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 1: So we could share a hotel room. Oh my god, yeah,

1313
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: I just I only want to go on tour so

1314
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: I can share a room with Drew. You sleep together, yeah,

1315
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: especially after you take your little.

1316
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's gonna get creepy takes walking around with

1317
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 2: a boner.

1318
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm not kidding. Actually being in a random hotel

1319
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: in Washington and Texas and like just sitting down and

1320
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: watching cable TV was the most pot I've ever had

1321
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:24,439
Speaker 1: in my life.

1322
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 3: Doing nothing was such a fucking vibe.

1323
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 1: It was awesome. Okay, it's the.

1324
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 2: Middle of America, bitches, do it right?

1325
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: I know, literally, except the somethings are.

1326
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 3: Very except for the really bad things.

1327
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: Except for literally the moral landscape is definitely skewed. But yeah, sorry,

1328
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: my train is here to get me your train? Yeah,

1329
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: about to run a train on kai.

1330
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 4: Really?

1331
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh, today we have to do the chicken sandwich taste

1332
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: tests test text. We're doing that today. I'm gonna order

1333
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 1: a bunch of chicken sandwiches from everywhere and blind.

1334
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 2: Boat Drew and have him and I'm gonna get every

1335
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 2: single one.

1336
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: Do you want to hang out for that? Do you

1337
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 1: want to see that?

1338
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 4: Because I'm they're gonna have to go after this. I

1339
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 4: have to meet someone like three.

1340
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: Whoa Okay, see how I I tried to be gracious

1341
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: and for one to bite this fucking loser to do

1342
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: something with us, It's true, and I get rejected on camera?

1343
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 2: Wow?

1344
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 1: You know what? Honestly, as I was saying it, I

1345
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: didn't want him there anyway. Did you feel that for me?

1346
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 4: I could feel it.

1347
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: Because I feel like I was having a hard time

1348
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 1: hiding it.

1349
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 3: Just hurt.

1350
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 4: But when are you gonna take that?

1351
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: What I did.

1352
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 4: When are you gonna take the seatles though, because I'll

1353
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 4: definitely pull up for that.

1354
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: Probably gone when I take it, Yeah, because he's gonna

1355
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: take it with the chicken sandwich. I want of the

1356
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 1: chicken sandwiches. He's gonna have to get a little crunch. Okay, Well,

1357
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: I've been watching absolutely nothing other than I watched Jury Duty.

1358
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 1: I haven't picked up the Sopranos because.

1359
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I've I watched Jimama bang your daddy last night.

1360
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 1: That's funny because they don't have sex anymore.

1361
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 3: When I was there, I.

1362
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: Know that honestly, like, thank you, thank you for that.

1363
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 4: But the way that you looked over it was the straightest.

1364
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what else.

1365
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 2: Hashtag mask for masks RuPaul's drag race.

1366
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: Dude, we have to catch up with that. Josie comes

1367
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: over tomorrow. Why doesn't he come over today? Josie hates us?

1368
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We watched Lucy, which was the worst

1369
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 1: movie on the planet, Like.

1370
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 2: I was hyping it up to and I was like, oh,

1371
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 2: this might be the best movie you ever made.

1372
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 3: That no one talks about.

1373
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 1: Girl like only saw He's like a young teenager, and

1374
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: he was like, no, this like yeah, because we were.

1375
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 3: I just kept wait for it, wait for it. I

1376
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 3: swear to God it gets good.

1377
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 2: And then I knew it was bad when she was

1378
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 2: having a seizure on the ceiling attached to the wire

1379
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 2: and like pulling herself away.

1380
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: We have to insert a clip of that so people know.

1381
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 1: I was dying laughing. It was so bad. And then

1382
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: Drew did the annoying thing where he falls asleep and

1383
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm not a sleeping I was.

1384
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 2: I literally I was like, oh, I just had my

1385
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 2: eyes closed, like I'm listening.

1386
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 1: He said, I'm listening to it like a podcast. It's

1387
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 1: a movie.

1388
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,440
Speaker 2: I don't know why when I'm asleep. I can't admit

1389
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 2: that I'm asleep. It's fucked up.

1390
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 1: I know he just fucking lies about it, and it's

1391
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: so fucking annoying. But I was watching the movie thing like, damn,

1392
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: I feel bad, like he wants me to watch this

1393
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 1: movie so much because he said it gets good. And

1394
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 1: then I finally look over and he was dead asleep.

1395
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: So then I changed it and I put on the

1396
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: Slums of Beverly Hills. I love Natasha Leone. That movie

1397
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: is really fucking weird. I hate that every time I

1398
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: watch a cult classic, it has the weirdest underlying a

1399
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 1: fucking freak, shit, fucking free shit, nasty make nasties. Screenwriters

1400
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 1: in that era were nasty and should go to prison

1401
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 1: and be in joie for a long long time. But

1402
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 1: it was a good movie because it was just like

1403
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 1: gorgeous and I love Natasha and like but very weird.

1404
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 1: Like I was like, this is very bad, but yeah,

1405
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: that was like what I've been watching. Oh and I

1406
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 1: watched Gea. Geo is one of those movies that I like,

1407
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I have started three other times, but

1408
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 1: I always started when I'm really tired and then I

1409
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: fall asleep because like I saw someone on letterbox complain

1410
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: about the saxophone, But I am an eighties like freakazoid

1411
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 1: and I love saxophone. I love dramatic like very like

1412
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 1: Blade Runner like.

1413
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 4: Band like that is there a saxophone and Blade Runner.

1414
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 1: Like vangelists, like like the O G soundtrack. I've never

1415
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: seen the new Blade Runner because I'm not a freak.

1416
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:52,919
Speaker 3: But what's good?

1417
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they all say, and I bet I

1418
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 1: bet they say dude is good too.

1419
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 3: Oh you know what that that is?

1420
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: Literally what you remember. We're like, what does it feel

1421
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: like to be in Coachella? I haven't seen Dune, but

1422
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: it feels like being in Dune, Like it feels like

1423
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: what they were feeling, like their lungs.

1424
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 2: Were feeling, like very accurate, because like it is like

1425
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 2: very political, like little clique.

1426
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: It is literally Coachella is a like see we say this,

1427
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: but like I just telling themselves to give us artists

1428
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 1: passes so I could be treated like a king, but like,

1429
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 1: who the fuck do I think I am? That's never

1430
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: gonna happen so I can talk all my ship. But

1431
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: like Coachella is literally just the Hunger Games. It is

1432
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 1: like putting everybody into their social classes by like it's

1433
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: like so weird and it's very dystopian and like freaky,

1434
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 1: and there are certain people who think they're fucking awesome

1435
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: and then people who were like, oh, I don't care,

1436
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 1: like that you're awesome, Like what, it's just weird.

1437
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 4: Have you guys watched some Hunger Games recently? No, do

1438
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 4: you remember that scene where Peta is in the mud.

1439
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 3: And he painted his face?

1440
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 4: I hadn't seen it.

1441
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 3: Why do you give Peta?

1442
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 4: Don't say that?

1443
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 3: Okay, don't say that.

1444
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 4: No, I don't know. That's not.

1445
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 1: We're like really into him in twenty in two.

1446
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 2: Thousand and nine, okay, you're like two thousand and nine,

1447
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:08,320
Speaker 2: you're super like.

1448
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: Post recession hot, so your time's coming up. Hey, you're

1449
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,959
Speaker 1: super like you have the face of somebody who would

1450
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 1: work in a coal mine.

1451
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 3: Which sucked up.

1452
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 2: Is everyone watching this knows or thinks Kai is hot?

1453
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: That's not true. That is giving him away too much credit.

1454
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 2: Wait, everyone thinks I'm its hot?

1455
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 1: Me is hot?

1456
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 3: Me are hot?

1457
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 4: Dude? That scene where he's in the mud. I seriously

1458
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 4: watched that and I was like, this is fucking crazy,

1459
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 4: Like this is insane.

1460
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Peter Peter Hi.

1461
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 4: I was like, I feel like I'm on mushrooms, Like

1462
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:06,080
Speaker 4: somebody seriously created this scene and was like, yeah, that

1463
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 4: That was.

1464
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 2: When I watched it for the first time.

1465
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 3: Was like I was like, whoa he did? He was

1466
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 3: able to do that, he made the time.

1467
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 4: I didn't think it was weird either. I was watching

1468
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 4: with like my like twenty twenty three eyeballs, and I

1469
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 4: was like, this is like a.

1470
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 1: Crazy The first one.

1471
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 4: I think it might be in the No, the first

1472
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:27,919
Speaker 4: first one it's them by the river.

1473
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 2: It's in the justification for it is because he was

1474
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 2: able to make bread.

1475
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 4: And cakes, cupcakes. Yeah, and then that's how he survived and.

1476
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:39,959
Speaker 3: That's how he was able to beat his face like that. Yeah,

1477
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 3: why he like gay co.

1478
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,440
Speaker 1: I know, why would he own a makeup brand? But

1479
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:45,840
Speaker 1: that's like cake oriented.

1480
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,920
Speaker 3: Now take it on. Oh somebody needs to make that.

1481
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:50,800
Speaker 2: There is a brand that doesn't called cake it on.

1482
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,919
Speaker 1: I'm not kicking on. But it's like everything is.

1483
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 3: Like everything that one good.

1484
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I finished and I really liked it, made me sad,

1485
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 1: made me cry.

1486
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 2: Brain that smells like chocolate. The eyeshadow two face, Yes.

1487
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 1: You are a two face fucking bitch ass ho Yeah, I.

1488
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 2: Mean when I'm talking about you, I've always been saying that.

1489
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:17,680
Speaker 1: So here are my They did something to this, They

1490
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 1: did something to this.

1491
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 3: What's they took out? The little thoughts?

1492
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 1: There was like their other stuff here?

1493
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 3: Oh wait, you're in your like. I don't. I never

1494
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:25,479
Speaker 3: go on my like.

1495
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:29,640
Speaker 1: I always listen for my legs. All right, here's the

1496
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 1: music I've actually been playing over and over again for

1497
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 1: the past like four weeks. And it's crazy. You send

1498
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 1: me swinging by mint Condition, April Showers, the Blackbirds. All

1499
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:42,040
Speaker 1: I can do Carpenters, walk on by otis you will

1500
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 1: send me? Swing Coourse out of Town, The Fifth Dimension,

1501
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 1: Reeling in the Year, Steely Dan and Don't Leave Me

1502
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:51,920
Speaker 1: by Harry Nielsen, Oh and running Away Slying the family Stone.

1503
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:52,559
Speaker 1: It's a whole.

1504
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna show you my here Harry Nielsen.

1505
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 3: Fuck.

1506
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 2: I've been listening to a bunch of Little Bee. I've

1507
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 2: been listening to a bunch of Soldier Boy, specifically the

1508
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:10,639
Speaker 2: Soldier Boy and Little Bee collaborative album. And the song

1509
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 2: that I love the most right now is the Little

1510
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 2: Bee Walk a Flock of Soldier Boys song.

1511
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:21,680
Speaker 3: And then I.

1512
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 2: Think I was in a really dark place, because I

1513
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,840
Speaker 2: always do this when I'm in a dark place. But

1514
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 2: I started listening to Salem again and that was awesome, Boots,

1515
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 2: and then what else?

1516
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:34,920
Speaker 3: What else? That's it?

1517
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:41,680
Speaker 2: Listen to listen to your heart.

1518
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 1: When he's gone by you? Damn, such a good song.

1519
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 2: I don't know, young, but that was our return. That

1520
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 2: was emergency Intercom. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope

1521
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,480
Speaker 2: you loved it. I hope it was everything you ever wanted.

1522
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 1: Or a bunch of people watching. They were like, damn,

1523
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: why did I miss this?

1524
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:05,599
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1525
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 2: Why was I watching this? That's I think that's how

1526
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,720
Speaker 2: it's gonna go. I think we fucked up and no

1527
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:12,639
Speaker 2: one's gonna come back.

1528
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 1: I mean that would be lit. Everything that happens happens

1529
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 1: for a reason to set you on a new path.

1530
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:19,600
Speaker 1: And if that new path is opening up for me,

1531
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down it. And I don't care what's

1532
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,599
Speaker 1: down there. I just want to see what's happening.

1533
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,679
Speaker 4: I just want a job I want to get.

1534
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 3: All right.

1535
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for watching. See you next week.