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Speaker 3: According to study, dudes only play extreme metal to impress

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is so unsurprising. I'm laughing at how unsurprised

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Speaker 2: you shocked me in no way. All right, well, let's

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Speaker 2: go ahead and get tredded on a brand new episode

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Speaker 2: of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Do Worlds? Would you.

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Speaker 1: Would you?

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Speaker 3: Guys, guys and non binary pals, Welcome to nan As.

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Speaker 3: I am sitting across digitally from my best friend Scottie land.

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Speaker 2: Is, and I am sitting across from my BFF, the

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Speaker 2: one to Knowdy Kurtie b Kurt Brown Oler Kurt. It

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Speaker 2: is International Vodka Day today, so I am drinking a

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Speaker 1: Oh what a nice three pm drink.

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Speaker 3: I am drinking a tall glass of water because I'm

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Speaker 3: about to pick up my children after this.

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Speaker 1: But your father, One thing, father, guys? Father? First? How

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Speaker 2: Second?

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Speaker 3: I do want to let everybody know my new special

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Speaker 3: that's recorded in Denver. Maybe you came to the taping.

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Speaker 3: Is Ren's it out out October twenty seventh. Thank you

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Speaker 3: so much for asking.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you can. Where can I find it?

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Speaker 1: Moment It's a website called moment dot jo.

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Speaker 3: If you go to moment dot co slash Kurk Brownoler

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Speaker 3: you can get it's a ticket.

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Speaker 1: It's ten bucks to watch. It's ten bucks, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: I have twenty dollars in my pocket. I'm gonna buy

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Speaker 1: If you got twenty bucks, scott you can get a ticket.

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Speaker 1: You could do a meet and greet, you could do

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Speaker 1: an after party. You could buy a book. I made

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Speaker 2: a very it's about a tree that loves a boy.

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Speaker 1: About a tree who loves a boy.

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Speaker 3: I'm sharing on my Uh you go and buy a

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Speaker 3: You can get the Sharing Bush, which is my version

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Speaker 3: of a of that children's novel and uh yeah, so

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Speaker 3: just go. It's very cool. It's like this is one

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Speaker 3: specials directly out of the future. It is the future.

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Speaker 3: we can all watch it together.

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Speaker 1: I've heard of that, And of course she hosts Alison

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Speaker 1: It's Alison Rosen.

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Speaker 3: Look, it may be more that I am unaware of

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Speaker 4: I've ever sent you photos. I sent you. I sent

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Speaker 4: I am saying that I believe we've had this conversation before.

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Speaker 2: of you make great looking kids.

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Speaker 1: Give me thank you. I want to see the kids.

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Speaker 4: These are to Instagram, Instagram dot Com. Out at Alison Rosen.

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Speaker 4: So he's a liar.

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Speaker 1: I'm a liar. I'm a deep liar.

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Speaker 3: All right, scrolling, scrolling, ever get your podcast images by

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting fed children.

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Speaker 4: The algorithm knows that you don't think they look alike,

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Speaker 4: and now it's just giving you my podcast. You three three,

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Speaker 3: Topical, very topical, very topical. I'm scrolling you know what.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know all we got to get the same

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by me and uh it is

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Speaker 1: in metal Injection.

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Speaker 4: That's like when your friend is dating a metal head.

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Speaker 1: This is by Greg Keenalty Greg was published one day ago.

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Speaker 3: Is dudes only play extreme metal to impress other dudes.

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Speaker 3: According to one stuff Okay, okay quote, research shows that

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Speaker 2: Yes, I regret never starting a band. That's like though

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Speaker 1: Under the get under the iron bro and push it up.

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Speaker 4: Right, but your ankles under the little foamy things and left.

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Speaker 4: I want to see the bands expand.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, blasted, those twads, just get come on trying to

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Speaker 4: It's not going to crunch itself, folks, twads.

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Speaker 2: car and then we would find somebody on the street,

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Speaker 2: put an ear butty in strap cameras to him and

445
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Speaker 2: send in hidden camera a team and then just send

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Speaker 2: people up to it. And the gym episodes were always

447
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Speaker 2: the funniest. Every single time we had one guy there

448
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Speaker 2: was a woman on a stair climber and we were like,

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Speaker 2: for fifty dollars, stand behind her and cross your arms

450
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Speaker 2: like you're a bouncer in a nightclub, and anybody that

451
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Speaker 2: walks by just go hey, keep moving. It got so funny,

452
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Speaker 2: like that seems so like the very basic thing. But

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Speaker 2: then like right as soon as we said, he like

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Speaker 2: nodded cross his arms. The woman doesn't know that he's

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Speaker 2: staying directly behind him, and like a young woman walks

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Speaker 2: by gays, hey, keep moving. And then the woman on

457
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Speaker 2: the stairstepper turns around, sees what's happening, and kind of

458
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Speaker 2: smiles like flirtatiously. She liked that this guy was guarding

459
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Speaker 2: her butt, so you know, good things gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: That's fascinating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, keep moving, nothing to see here, keep moving. Hey, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: this is interesting.

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Speaker 3: I think that this is the third or fourth time

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Speaker 3: the stair stepper has entered the bananas story world.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I had a guy slide between my legs. I

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Speaker 2: told that one I was I was on a crunch

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Speaker 2: machine where you have to like put your arms on

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Speaker 2: your chin and then fold your body so you're kind

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Speaker 2: of sitting vertically and then folding to your knees. And

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Speaker 2: there was a man walking backwards on a snare stepper

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Speaker 2: and which is already insane, and then he misstepped. His

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Speaker 2: butt went boom, and then he slid where his legs

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Speaker 2: and hips were underneath my spread legs and I'm doing

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Speaker 2: crunches and it was very embarrassing for him. So and

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Speaker 2: then I saw the lead singer of the band Garbage

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Speaker 2: when I was on a store and stepper walk by,

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Speaker 2: and I just kept yeah, surely, but I couldn't remember names,

478
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Speaker 2: so I just kept thinking, there goes the garbage lady.

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Speaker 2: The garbage lady would walk by. Well, there's old garbage lady.

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Speaker 2: You want me to tease us into one?

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Speaker 1: Curtybe Oh, if you have one, I could also tease

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Speaker 1: us into one.

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Speaker 2: Oh you got that. I think you can enjoy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, good.

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Speaker 2: Carmen Rose sent this in today. Thank you, Carmen Rose.

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Speaker 2: The first ever Pumpkin spice latte engagement ring is now available.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I have so many questions and they answered.

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Speaker 3: When we return on this fantastic episode of Bensa.

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Speaker 1: Folks, we are back to bananas Ascotti. Uh, you gotta

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Speaker 1: shout out corner going for me.

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Speaker 2: I got three quickies, maybe four quickies Annie Barboo, And

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Speaker 2: all we gotta say is the Banana Boys love you, Greta.

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Speaker 2: This is a personal shout out Kurt Greta at the

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Speaker 2: Admiral and Asheville. It's just in an Asheville last weekend

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Speaker 2: for a bananaa wedding, and I walked into this great

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Speaker 2: restaurant called the Admiral in West Asheville, and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I have a reservation for two. I'm Scotty Landis. She goes,

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Speaker 2: I know who you are. I'll listen to every episode

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Speaker 2: of your podcast right this way. Yep, and played it

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Speaker 2: super cool. The food was excellent. They took care of us.

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Speaker 2: It was great. So Greta, Hello, thank you for telling me.

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Speaker 2: Very cool of you. Kobe wants to shout out her

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Speaker 2: boyfriend Kyle. They've been together for ten months, Kurt, but

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Speaker 2: she's making it official on bananas because they both listen

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Speaker 2: to us when they get in the car. Kobe listens

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Speaker 2: to the second time, Kyle listens to it for the

507
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Speaker 2: first time, and they might meet us for a shot. Well,

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Speaker 2: it'll be a week ago now on door to shore,

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Speaker 2: So thanks for I guess we met you guys and

510
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Speaker 2: did shots with you. Hopefully it went great. Nobody barfed

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Speaker 2: out their nose. And finally, Emma Catherine is up in

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Speaker 2: Prince Edward Island and she didn't even ask me to

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Speaker 2: shout her out, but got hit by a hurricane last week,

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Speaker 2: which a lot of people were paying attention to the

515
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Speaker 2: Florida one. Another one hit Prince Edward Island. It was

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Speaker 2: really bad. But she had six episodes of Bananas downloaded

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Speaker 2: and listened to us when the power went out and

518
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Speaker 2: stayed out for seven days. Seven days, no water, no power,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. So she would lay on the floor

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Speaker 2: or lie on the floor with a battery operated lantern,

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Speaker 2: listening to the episodes of Bananas over and over for comfort.

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Speaker 2: And Emma is a true bananimal because she wanted to

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Speaker 2: send love and support to the hurricane victims in Florida,

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Speaker 2: so made it about them, which is sweet too. Wow,

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Speaker 2: glad you made it Emma.

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Speaker 4: How did she go to the bathroom without water?

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Speaker 2: Well? I can't ask that question als and that is something?

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Speaker 4: Wait, is she not? Is she not on the line

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Speaker 4: right now? I guess I don't get how shoutouts work.

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Speaker 4: How does this shout out corner work? I'm confused, Emma

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Speaker 4: in the dark, how did you pee tell me it's

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Speaker 4: without without water? I'm wondering. Maybe she just didn't have

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Speaker 4: water to drink. No, it sounds like she probably didn't

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Speaker 4: have water to flush either. It's a nigh question.

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Speaker 2: There's gotta somewhere.

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Speaker 4: I guess you're right, you have to strip.

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Speaker 1: Down and go into the ocean every time you wanted.

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Speaker 4: To go that, I'm inconvenient.

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Speaker 3: Uh, Scotty, let us get right back into our fantastic guest,

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Speaker 3: Alison Rosen. You can listen to all of Allison's podcast

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Speaker 3: Upworthy Weekly Childish with Greg Fitzsimmons and Alison Rosen is

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Speaker 3: your new best friend?

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Speaker 4: That's right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the upworthy one about?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: It's a lighthearted news podcast and it comes out on Saturdays.

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Speaker 4: It is, yes, Upworthy is uh, it's feel good news stories.

548
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Speaker 4: But it's not like all you know, it's not. It's

549
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Speaker 4: not just rainbows and good news about dogs. Although it

550
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 4: is a lot of dog stories, and there's a lot

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Speaker 4: of people. There's a lot of people who are like,

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Speaker 4: where are the excuse me once again, podcast professional right here?

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Speaker 4: People are like, where are the cat stories? Why are

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Speaker 4: there no cat stories? And then we're like, when cats

555
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Speaker 4: do things that are upworthy, when they start rescuing people,

556
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Speaker 4: we will cover cats. So we have made a concerted

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Speaker 4: effort to try to get more cat stories in. But

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Speaker 4: people it just so happens that there's just more stories

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Speaker 4: of dogs rescuing people and going to get help. And

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Speaker 4: I just look, I don't make the rules. We're trying

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Speaker 4: to include cats. It's just not happening for the cats

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 2: Dogs are a summer winter animal and cats are a

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Speaker 2: fall spring animal. Everybody knows that, so we're just going

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Speaker 2: in fall.

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Speaker 4: Right. But anyway, I've ever heard a statement that I'm

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Speaker 4: so confused by?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 4: I decided to just roll right by it. I mean,

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Speaker 4: I sort of got it.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to examine it. Was it just an absurdist statement?

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Speaker 2: Or do you believe that? I do believe that is true.

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Speaker 2: I believe me. So you get out there and have fun.

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Speaker 2: And in the summer you're you're throwing frisbees, you're going

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Speaker 2: to the beach, you're jumping in lakes.

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Speaker 1: That's dogs stuff. Yeah, cats don't do that shit.

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Speaker 2: Fall what do you do? You sit in the bath,

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Speaker 2: you read, you drink tea hot tea, you read books,

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Speaker 2: and you have a little cat sitting next to you. Okay,

580
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Speaker 2: what winter comes around? What pulls dog sleds? Not cats? Dogs?

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Speaker 2: Do you ask Inuit's how many cats they're hanging out with.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe they have tons of cats. I've

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Speaker 2: never been up there, but I know they have dogs.

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Speaker 2: I know they have dogs.

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Speaker 3: And then spring comes around. It's wet outside, you're not

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Speaker 3: going out, and cats hate the water.

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Speaker 2: Bring its raining. You're depressed. If you're a depressed person,

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Speaker 2: what animal do you have?

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Speaker 1: You have a cat? That's right, you know what, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy that I paused, and I wanted an explanation.

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Speaker 2: And I h sledding with the cat impossible, ledding with

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Speaker 2: a husky, best day of your whole damn life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, give me this story.

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Speaker 4: I've never is it mush or mush?

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Speaker 2: I think it's mush.

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Speaker 1: I've never mushed.

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Speaker 4: There's a mush shapele in my heart. I gotta get

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Speaker 4: out there and do more mush or some it's mush.

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Speaker 4: I gotta do mushian, I gotta. I got to do more,

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Speaker 4: much more mushing.

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Speaker 2: I yelled and fuego, that's what I yell with my dogs,

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Speaker 2: like team. And then they just leave because I forgot

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Speaker 2: to tie to the sled and I'm just standing there

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Speaker 2: drifting backwards like wow, this guy.

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Speaker 4: And then a dog saves you.

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Speaker 1: Is a bunch of individual dogs that I had that one.

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Speaker 2: They're gone. I guess I'll go get a cat and

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Speaker 2: be sad for a while.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, Yes, it's a lighthearted news podcast. Please tune in.

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Speaker 4: It's very fun. My co host and I disagree about it.

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Speaker 4: He's wrong on Christmas music, he's wrong on vegetables. He's

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Speaker 4: wrong on a ton of stuff. But we have a

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Speaker 4: ton of fun disagreeing on He has two pet tortoises

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Speaker 4: and didn't tell me right away because he didn't want

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Speaker 4: me to think that he was a weird reptile guy.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, if you have two pet tortoises, you

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Speaker 4: disclose that right away way, that's like something you want

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Speaker 4: to talk about. And now the fact that you kept

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Speaker 4: that a secret makes it weird.

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Speaker 2: What else is he hiding from you?

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Speaker 3: Exactly should be directly behind him when he's podcasting.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he also has like a box turtle, which he

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Speaker 4: kept a secret. One turtle, yeah, and two dogs.

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Speaker 3: But he.

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Speaker 4: Was open about the dogs. But I don't know. He like,

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Speaker 4: it's shifty, it's weird. It's shifty. I don't truy, I

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Speaker 4: don't trust him, and he's like, we ranked vegetables for

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Speaker 4: some reason it related to his story, and he's just

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Speaker 4: top to bottom wrong, Like he's anti zucchini. I love zucchini.

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Speaker 2: I love zucchini.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's just I.

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Speaker 4: Don't even think he should be trusted with news, but

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Speaker 4: he's a staff writer, upworthy, so can't get rid of him.

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Speaker 1: What is your top vegetable top three?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love zucchini. I love cauliflower, and oh.

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Speaker 1: God, now it reveals who's actually wrong.

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Speaker 2: You Those are really bold choices right out of the gate.

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Speaker 4: And I love to part and I just I just

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Speaker 4: love letting out a big beefy fart. What else do

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Speaker 4: I love?

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Speaker 2: How about a potato? Do you go nuts? I know

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Speaker 2: that's like a tuber or something.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm not going to go nuts for potato. You know,

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Speaker 4: you know I can get behind broccoli sometimes, but I

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Speaker 4: also like asparagus. He had asparagus really low on his

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Speaker 4: list sometimes.

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Speaker 1: I like.

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Speaker 2: Scotti.

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Speaker 1: Anything to agree with? What are your top Scottie carrot?

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Speaker 2: Number one? By with a bullet. Okay, carrots are delicious

653
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Speaker 2: every way you can eat a carrot. I also really

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Speaker 2: like well, I eat giant salads every day, so give

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Speaker 2: me a red bell pepper. I'm on board with a

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Speaker 2: red bell pepper. And I'm a cucumber dude. I think

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Speaker 2: cucumbers are hydrating. Pickles are delicious, so I'd go carrot,

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Speaker 2: red bell pepper, pickle. Oh.

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Speaker 3: I like those choices. I like those choices. They're not

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Speaker 3: they're not a psychopath choice like Allison.

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Speaker 4: I like, you know, I think that I'm gonna have

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Speaker 4: to put other squash up up on my list actually,

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Speaker 4: Like I like a yellow squash.

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Speaker 1: Like a butternut squash.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go all squash. Okay, we's sorry.

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Speaker 2: What are yours?

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Speaker 1: Green bean with a bullet number one?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love I forgot green beans. I love

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Speaker 4: a green.

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Speaker 3: Beans beans Like I would almost go all bean.

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Speaker 1: I would almost go green beans like stream beans.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and peas beans.

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Speaker 1: And then and snap peas.

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Speaker 3: Those are bone bone, yeah, the same vegetable essentially.

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Speaker 2: Very wow. We have just people have tuned out of

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Speaker 2: this podcast. They're like, I don't agree with these three

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Speaker 2: psychopaths at all. If somebody said radish number one, I

678
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Speaker 2: would probably stop talking.

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Speaker 4: To Oh my god, that's insane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be a crazy one.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 4: And I'm and we can get back to your podcast,

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Speaker 4: because I think I'm doing my podcast now. But you know,

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Speaker 4: what I have found is very polarizing. A hard boiled egg. Sorry,

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Speaker 4: what did you say?

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Speaker 2: Vaccine? But a hard boiled egg breakfast?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: Hard? Well, I'm a fan. I tend to throw out

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Speaker 4: the yolk. I'm an egg white fan more than the

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Speaker 4: yolk fan. Unless I'm making it for my kids. It's

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Speaker 4: just a me thing.

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Speaker 1: But you're talking about you're talking hard boiled only No,

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Speaker 1: I an boiled only whites.

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Speaker 4: Yes, for me personally, some zook, I'm losing credibility.

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Speaker 1: What a and mushy experience in your mouth?

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Speaker 4: Listen? But I know that like I think Jorge was

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Speaker 4: it Jordan Morris maybe who tweeted something like if someone

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Speaker 4: wanted And I might be attributing this to the wrong person,

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Speaker 4: but it was like, if someone wanted to torture me,

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Speaker 4: they could just eat a hard boiled egg in front

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Speaker 4: of me. I see a lot of people and even

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Speaker 4: my husband, uh is just not a fan of hard

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Speaker 4: boiled eggs around him in general.

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Speaker 1: I knows people aren't. I have a bit of it.

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Speaker 1: I have a bit, Oh you do about it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I know, I have like where I eat a hard

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Speaker 3: boiled egg and read tweets that nobody likes SA call

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Speaker 3: this to the sad snack.

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Speaker 4: And have we talked about this before?

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Speaker 1: Oh we have not.

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00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 3: Okay, but it is available online to be witnessed, and

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Speaker 3: people do dislike they but it's in the comments. It's

714
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Speaker 3: always people getting into the dumbest fights, which are uh.

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Speaker 3: The only thing that makes it sad is that you

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Speaker 3: add it in a plastic bag in your pocket.

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Speaker 1: That's a great snack. Like they're just angry that I call.

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Speaker 4: Angry because they're doing keto ya exactly.

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Speaker 3: And then the other people are people who are just

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Speaker 3: incredibly grossed out by watching me Eata Harborough deg.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's interesting. I don't find them to be gross,

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Speaker 4: but then I do find mayonnaise to be gross.

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Speaker 3: So interesting. Yeah, I love them, I understand. I think

724
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Speaker 3: that's pretty common. I think just liking mayonnaise is pretty common.

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Speaker 3: I'm a big male head.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's where we part. I'm vegetables, I know, I know.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry speaking of.

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Speaker 2: Things that I don't think for our opinions. No, but

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Speaker 2: you gave me a good segue into the first ever

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Speaker 2: pumpkin spice latte. Engagement ring is now a.

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Speaker 4: Vailed forgot you had questions, Kurt, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, Carmen Rose, thank you again for sending this in.

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Speaker 2: there's a new engagement ring on the market that may

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Speaker 2: just be the perfect way to ask your partner's hand

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Speaker 3: Two paragraphs of explaining what marriage is and the fact

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Speaker 3: that we have rings is cos of the master's degree.

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Speaker 4: This is called the nut graph. Yes, back in my

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Speaker 4: journalism days, here's here comes, Then here comes the nut graph.

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Speaker 2: The UK based jewelry company Angelic Diamonds has created the

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Speaker 2: world's first pumpkin spice latte ring. The eleven thousand, three

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars Sparkler features a yeah, eleven k for a mistake.

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Speaker 2: Eleven thousand, three hundred dollars Sparkler features a sender shaped

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Speaker 2: diamond shaped like whipped cream. I mean, what what little

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Speaker 2: girl doesn't dream of that, which is surrounded by a

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Speaker 2: cluster of white diamonds and orange sapphires set in a

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Speaker 2: cup shaped claw to resemble the beloved fall beverage.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they went all in at.

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Speaker 4: And it really looks like it looks like a latte.

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Speaker 4: This is worse than I thought. I was expecting that

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Speaker 4: either it was like orange or it smelled like cinnamon

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Speaker 4: or something. But this actually looks like a pumpkin spice latte.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, for the most basic person in the world. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: this is I mean, like, okay, this is anybody buys.

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Speaker 3: There's nobody anybody buys this. This is just like an

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Speaker 3: advertising right for the cup. Like we've said the company name.

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Speaker 2: Now, yes, Angelic Angelic something Angelic Diamonds. So the rose

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Speaker 2: gold band is designed to look like a pumpkin and

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Speaker 2: includes a trail of white diamonds, orange sapphires, and an

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Speaker 2: emerald and emerald shoulder stones. That was my nickname in

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Speaker 2: middle school, good old emerald shoulder stones. The inside of

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Speaker 2: the band is also engraved with the words pumpkin spiced. That's,

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00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, me the most. That's actually the line

776
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 2: that lost me the most when I was reading this.

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Speaker 2: The inside of the band is engraved with words pumpkin spiced.

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00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 2: What's more, the packaging even incorporates a nod to the

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Speaker 2: cozy beverage. The rock comes in an orange box with

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Speaker 2: pumpkin spice scented interior, a cardboard coffee cup wrapper, and

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Speaker 2: a pumpkin closure latch. The seasonal piece is now available

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Speaker 2: through the jeweler's bespoke Designed service, and for a personal touch,

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Speaker 2: you can ask Angelic Diamonds to customize the ring. I

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00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 2: don't know why you wouldn't just leave pumpkin spice in there.

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00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 2: Very romantic. Check out the company's website to learn more

786
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Speaker 2: and make a request.

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Speaker 4: There we go a request. They don't make this ring.

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Speaker 4: Here's the crazy thing. It's like less on first glance,

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Speaker 4: it's less ugly than I expected. But the more I

790
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 4: look at it, the more I hate it.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 1: Yes, Also that they've they were looking, we're all looking

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Speaker 1: at the photograph.

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Speaker 3: They've posed it on top of a whip, a whip

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Speaker 3: of whipped cream with yes, like sprinkles on it, so

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Speaker 3: that increases.

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Speaker 1: It's my dislike of it. The fact that it says

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Speaker 1: pumpkin spice.

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Speaker 3: Weirdest part is that the part is like is the

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Speaker 3: suggestion that that's what you think of your beloved right,

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Speaker 3: that she is pumpkins cloying.

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00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 4: You're cloyingly sweet and I only want you a couple

803
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 4: times a year.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but hasn't pumpkin spice made a full It's made

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Speaker 2: a three sixty. No, it's made yeah, three sixty. Like

806
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 2: people came around on it when it was first like

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00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 2: the rage I don't know seven, eight years ago, ten

808
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 2: years ago, but people were making fun of it on Twitter.

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00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 2: It's like, oh you suck, Oh you're basic. This is

810
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: for losers. But now people are kind of like, it

811
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 2: is delicious and we do enjoy this. Like I think

812
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Speaker 2: it's come around in the way where people are like

813
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 2: hating on it was fun because it seemed dumb, and

814
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 2: then all of us had the local coffee Shops version

815
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: or the Starbucks version, and it is damn good.

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Speaker 3: Task I have never had it. I guess I have

817
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 3: to try it. I've never had a pumpkin spice line, Alison.

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Speaker 2: Do you enjoy it?

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Speaker 4: It's been a long time since I've had one, But yes,

820
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 4: I do recall thinking it's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: We're pretty tasty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you said that with such disdain for yourself.

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Speaker 4: I know, yeah, I don't want to. It's like I

824
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Speaker 4: don't want to like it.

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00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to like three of that burden. I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: in twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 4: We can just like what we love. Yes, It's sort

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Speaker 4: of like for years I refuse to type lol. I'm

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Speaker 4: just like, I'm a ha haa haa person. But now

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Speaker 4: a case, I will just using L O L.

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Speaker 1: I still have not succumb to l O L.

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Speaker 3: I'll still say ha ha ha or just the hay.

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Speaker 2: That's that's a Karen special, the long ha which I

834
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 2: adopted from her.

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Speaker 1: I do enjoy that. The but I do use like

836
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 1: the laughing emoji just to be like, yes, as a joke.

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Speaker 4: Don't get mad. I read an article that said no,

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00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 4: I read a tweet same thing that said that uh

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Speaker 4: gen Z considers gifts to be cringe. I consider the

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Speaker 4: use of cringe not cringe e to be cringe slash

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Speaker 4: cringe gifts.

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Speaker 3: G I f s yeah, sending them like in texts, Yeah,

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00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 3: this hilarious, this is I think there's I feel like

844
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Speaker 3: I'm just starting.

845
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm just warming up to them.

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00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: That's exactly why they don't like them. That is exactly

847
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: what I feel like.

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Speaker 3: I've held off on ever posting them other than hyper ironically.

849
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 3: And I feel like if you hold off on any trend,

850
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 3: the next generation is going to come around and you're

851
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 3: cool again.

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00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: Man, You're You're right there on the cutting edge.

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Speaker 2: That's why I'm getting nuts gemstone in my belly button

854
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 2: and grow my hair long and spiking it up because

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00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 2: the treasure trolls come back. This boy is gonna just

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00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 2: be sidestepping his way in and out of Panera bread.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I got soup Dragon's tattooed on my forte.

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00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 2: Wow.

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00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 4: So then waiting, should I continue with my I've been

860
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,240
Speaker 4: listening to len. Should I continue with my gifts?

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00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 2: Your sunshine?

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00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 3: Yes, you can continue your gifts. I mean, how many

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Speaker 3: children are you interacting with?

864
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 4: On on the phone.

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Speaker 1: None exactly, not enough.

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00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: This is one when I was a little banana back

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Speaker 2: in Maryland, there was a haunted hay ride and it

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00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 2: was a big deal in Maryland. There were many, like

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00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 2: some parents would be like birthday parties weren't haunted hay rides.

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Speaker 2: It got to the point where tractors would pull what

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00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 2: it would be like a tractor trailer bed, like just

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00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 2: the empty part and you'd get like fifty people in there.

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00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 2: But there was this one, specifically great one that was

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00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 2: at a former mushroom farm, okay, which is already creepy. Yeah,

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00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 2: I think it just went out of business and then

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00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 2: they saw they could make more money selling pumpkins and

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Speaker 2: are crow just like a.

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00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: Closet that's just like the dark that is what.

879
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 4: It's a leaky bathroom.

880
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: It's just like an old barn.

881
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 4: It's Prince Edward Island.

882
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 2: It was a long there were these long buildings, like

883
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 2: very long barns that were soil and they were just

884
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 2: in the darkened, they were musty and they yeah, it

885
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 2: was so it was already a creepy place to have

886
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,959
Speaker 2: an event. And then they would make so much money

887
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 2: and they would have a corn maze. They would do

888
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 2: all the fun stuff. You could go when it was

889
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 2: still sunset and build a scarecrow. All the all the

890
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 2: good times you could build a scarecrow. What yes, so

891
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 2: you would bring it was in Maryland. You would take

892
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: tights and you would take like your dad's left over

893
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 2: flannel shirt or a pair of jeans had a paint

894
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 2: on it, and you would stuff it and make a scarecrow.

895
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 2: And then you would sit on your front porch and

896
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 2: if you were funny, you put an egg plant out

897
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 2: the crotch.

898
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.

899
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if you're funny, that's some families did that,

900
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 2: maybe mine. These were really good. These on DA rides

901
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 2: were like legitimately scary. It's probably the reason I write

902
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 2: scary movies now. You would head out and then when

903
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,720
Speaker 2: they would get to where the Freddy Krueger was walking

904
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 2: out of the woods or the chainsaw guy was coming

905
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 2: out of the cornfield, they would slow the tractor down

906
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 2: to the engine, get really cold, quiet, and then they

907
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 2: would turn like a big spotlight where you were supposed

908
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 2: to look, and everybody would pit. One time, I went,

909
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 2: this is the scariest thing I ever saw cal Ripkin

910
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 2: Junior was there. So Cal Ripken, for anybody around the

911
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,240
Speaker 2: world who doesn't know about American sports, was a baseball

912
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 2: player in Baltimore his whole career. He's probably the most

913
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 2: famous person in Maryland arguably.

914
00:45:59,200 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: Yes, at all time.

915
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: And he's a Hall of Fame baseball player. And he

916
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 2: had two kids, and they lived very close to the

917
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 2: mushroom farm, like within two miles. So I go and

918
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, holy shit, cal Rippin's like six four or

919
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 2: six five. He's a big dude. You can't miss him.

920
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 2: He's still playing still an oriole. I'm like ten years old. Yeah,

921
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 2: so this is pre smartphones, this is pre cell phones.

922
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 2: So we get on the same hay ride as cal Ripken.

923
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: And the scariest thing I ever saw was every time

924
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 2: they would slow down the tractor to show you the

925
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 2: machetied villain that was coming to scream at the children,

926
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 2: all the kids would turn and all the adults would

927
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 2: stare at cal Ripken like serial killers, like grown men

928
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 2: would like see what col was up to? And I'm

929
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 2: watching them, You're just seeing these other dads. It's like,

930
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: oh no, what's that in the bush? And like a

931
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 2: demon's walking out and all the kids are screaming. And

932
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: then while children are screaming, grown men are looking at

933
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 2: Cal Ripkin like they want to kiss him on the lips.

934
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 2: And then they would fire or the old tract wrenching

935
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 2: up and go twenty more feet and here it comes again.

936
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this, poor dude, being famous is a prison.

937
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 1: It does.

938
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 2: It is a fucking nightmare. He wouldn't take pictures with

939
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 2: anybody till after the ride. He had to say to

940
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 2: people like, hey, guys, I'm not taking any photos until

941
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: after the hay Ride dire ride. It's just like twenty

942
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 2: eager parents being like, oh, I'm gonna get to Cal.

943
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 2: His poor kids are just like this is hell. We

944
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 2: live in hell.

945
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Wow.

946
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 3: It is interesting too that like Cal Ripken, like like

947
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 3: he's probably more famous than Edgar Allan Poe, another famous

948
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 3: Baltimore resident in.

949
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 2: Maryland for sure, for sure, undeniably, undeniably the most famous

950
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 2: person of my childhood and in Maryland was Cal Ripken.

951
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 1: And apparently grown men wanted to smooch him.

952
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: Not making that up, but they were staring at his

953
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 2: ass like, oh, I cannot wait to take a disposable

954
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: camera photo with you that will ever develop in this

955
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 2: dark lighting?

956
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 4: Can I tell you who the person was that I've

957
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 4: been with who was most unable to walk about on contacted?

958
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 4: And it's gonna surprise you because it's someone that is like, uh,

959
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 4: very much accessible, and it's like someone who's not not famous,

960
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 4: but it's not going to be someone where you're like,

961
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 4: oh my god, you know that person. Now this was

962
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 4: years ago in New York, but I was just like, Wow,

963
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 4: this person cannot move about without people clamoring.

964
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 2: Doug Barry.

965
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 4: No, I wish I knew I wish I knew guy

966
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 4: Fierry Doug Bentson.

967
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, was it?

968
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: It was probably during the Marijuana logues at that time?

969
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, what Okay, So I knew him because we

970
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 4: both used to go on this show Red Eye. So

971
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 4: and it was I can I'm trying to chear me

972
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 4: that show. Yeah, No, it was after Mara. I'm trying

973
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 4: to think if he was still think it was after

974
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 4: Marijuana log I think a lot of people, Oh no,

975
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 4: super high me, super sure. Yes. But then also I

976
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 4: think everyone knew him from VH one talking head stuff.

977
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 2: Yes, best week ever.

978
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: These were huge, Yeah.

979
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 4: And they were on all the time. And then also

980
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 4: I think because he's known as like affable stoner if

981
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 4: you see him around. Yeah, so I just remember, yes,

982
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 4: So I just remember like trying to walk around New

983
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 4: York with him and it was just not it was crazy.

984
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 4: I had it like I had never experienced that next

985
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 4: to someone, Like what is that like for someone?

986
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember when Kristin and I did Kristin Shaw

987
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 3: and I did Bonaru in two thousand and eight.

988
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: I think that was it was like height of Flight of.

989
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 3: The Concords and so it was just all these people

990
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 3: at this music festival who love Flight of the Concords

991
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 3: and we took mushrooms together and then like tried to

992
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 3: like walk around and it was.

993
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: Just like boom boom boom, Like she couldn't go anywhere.

994
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: We ended up having to like run away into like

995
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 3: the the artist area so that we couldn't go and

996
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 3: experience music, could not go and see anything and just

997
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 3: like hang out there because it was like it was

998
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 3: I was like, oh no, you can't just go and

999
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 3: do normal things. And that was a long that was

1000
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 3: fourteen years ago. Yep, yeah, not great, No, all right,

1001
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 3: I'll give us one to send us home. How does

1002
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 3: that sound That.

1003
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 2: Sounds very fun I would enjoy it.

1004
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: This one's a real quick one. It's not safe for

1005
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,919
Speaker 1: the kids, so put the kids away.

1006
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 2: If this put the kids, toss the kids out of

1007
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: the car safely.

1008
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 3: Porsche Porsche sent this in thank you Porscha and Insianky.

1009
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 3: Porsche Company launches Vagina flavored chips so millennials can get

1010
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 3: laid more.

1011
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 2: I don't see the.

1012
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 4: Correlation, nor do I wait wait for the nut graft do.

1013
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 2: Here's the nut graph? Okay?

1014
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 1: This is from the New York Post waiting for the nutcraft.

1015
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: It is written by Ben cost.

1016
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 2: Oh huge literally is the best in the business. That's

1017
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 2: changed news Ben. We get so many stories from Ben Costs.

1018
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 2: We do he has.

1019
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: If you want to know what it costs to be

1020
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: the best in the biz, you ask Ben cost.

1021
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 4: All right, been there regarding the.

1022
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: It's the perfect gift for millennials who lack a lot

1023
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: of quote lays No.

1024
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 2: Boy, very funny. It's good.

1025
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 3: If they can't get it in the sack, they can

1026
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 3: get it in the snack. There it is, Oh should

1027
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 3: have been the lead.

1028
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 2: Ben.

1029
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 4: Do you think he wanted to write they can get

1030
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 4: it in their mouth and someone's like, no, cross it out.

1031
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: They can't get it in the sack. They can get

1032
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: it in their mouth. I like they could get it

1033
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: in the snack better than their mouth.

1034
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 2: Me too.

1035
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 4: Someone's like you can do better, and that Ben's just

1036
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 4: like up.

1037
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: Late at night, like, oh, you can stick your dick

1038
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: in a bag of chips.

1039
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, that's right.

1040
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, that doesn't work.

1041
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 3: Uh. Here it is a chip company that purports to

1042
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 3: cater to sex starved thirty somethings. Boast say new flavor

1043
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 3: thirty somethings or thirty somethings millennials at this point. Yes,

1044
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 3: they are boast a new flavor that supposedly tastes like

1045
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 3: a women's VJJ after tasting it. Quote, you will remember

1046
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 3: your wildest love adventures.

1047
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 2: That's right.

1048
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 3: Of course, that is exactly what we all call them.

1049
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 3: You call them our wildest love adventures.

1050
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 2: That's right. And for the guys not getting laid but

1051
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 2: just can remember going down on women constantly, Yeah that's

1052
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 2: a totally normal guy. That's who you want to hang

1053
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 2: out with.

1054
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 3: Your first real love and maybe even lose your oral virginity.

1055
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 3: Reps for Chazz, the Lithuanian based creators of the private

1056
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 3: parroting potato Chips claims on their site. Dubbed pussy flavored

1057
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 3: Potato Chips, The kinky creations are inspired by a purported

1058
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 3: generation wide sex drought among millennials, who allegedly prefer perusing

1059
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 3: social media to getting saucy in the sack good seems

1060
00:52:59,160 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 3: to be?

1061
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 2: Is this true?

1062
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: Is this true? To milnial does not have sex? I

1063
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:03,959
Speaker 1: don't think that's true.

1064
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 2: Love shy? Isn't that a thing?

1065
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:10,439
Speaker 4: I mean, they're they're they they're keep being there, keep

1066
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 4: being Is that is that anyway?

1067
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 2: Keeping you?

1068
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 4: I keep encountering articles saying this that the younger people

1069
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 4: are like not having as much sex and they're all

1070
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 4: about being online, but they're not actually doing the deed.

1071
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 4: But if so, then they're not going to recall their

1072
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 4: wild love adventures when they eat these shrimp flavored chips

1073
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 4: or whatever it is.

1074
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying, recall it. What is the what is

1075
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 1: the flavoring?

1076
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonnah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

1077
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 3: blah blah blah.

1078
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 1: Also, is this only a problem in Lithuania? Possibly?

1079
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I think we got to get a couple of

1080
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,879
Speaker 2: bags and eat them on the air, is what I'm hearing, Kurt.

1081
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 2: I think we got to get into it. Yeah, triumph,

1082
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 2: what they want grown men eating chips directly into a microphone.

1083
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 4: I hope, I hope that they set the price for them.

1084
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 4: I hope they set the price really high because I

1085
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,439
Speaker 4: think that there's a novelty to this, and it's also

1086
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 4: extremely disgusting.

1087
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 2: There's no.

1088
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also like no one's making Dick flavored potato chips.

1089
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 2: I mean, nobody's buying them, is the real way to

1090
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:22,240
Speaker 2: say it out here. But we ain't selling, but we out.

1091
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 3: Here, so apparently they Yeah, it just doesn't there's not

1092
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 3: really a good It's all pretty much like marketing talk.

1093
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a gimmick. But also let's get a bag

1094
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 2: that's hilarious and yeah, maybe they're delicious.

1095
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Speaker 1: We have any listeners in Lithuania, please send us some vagina.

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Speaker 4: What do they look like?

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Speaker 1: They look like vaginas, They like bugles. First off, they

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Speaker 1: come in a special box.

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Speaker 3: Classic and it's like the box says lose your virginity

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Speaker 3: with Chaz for real. Yeah, And then you open up

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Speaker 3: the box and inside there's a bag of chips. And

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Speaker 3: it's a a woman, I guess, squatting over a pile

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Speaker 3: of potato chips.

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Speaker 4: Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: And it says, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean again, this is Lithuanian, so in English it says

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Speaker 3: all bodies taste good.

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Speaker 2: Anything goes in Lithuania.

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Speaker 1: Yes, four sex, no preservatives. And then for the hot ones,

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Speaker 1: so that is.

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Speaker 4: That is what they're spicies Chaz. I'm gonna look up

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Speaker 4: Chaz vagiana chips.

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Speaker 2: But they are shaped like vaginas. I saw a pick

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Speaker 2: of these. We got this from a lot of an

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Speaker 2: animal sent this in. No, they really do. I'm not

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Speaker 2: making that up to be They look like the eye

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Speaker 2: of sauron.

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Speaker 4: It is a woman, so it's like a burlesque looking

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Speaker 4: like pinup girl sitting on a pile.

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Speaker 1: Of chawing a drawing of one.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, a comic right, and then there's an

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Speaker 4: asterisk for the second s that's the.

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Speaker 3: Crazy busiest part where it's that these are pussy flavored chips.

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Speaker 3: And then it says yes four s asterix X like

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Speaker 3: they're not that the word sex isn't on there, that.

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Speaker 4: They should really explain a little more clearly what the

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Speaker 4: flavor is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that again We're gonna have to give it

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Speaker 2: a whirl.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have to try, We're gonna have to read

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Speaker 3: the ingredients live on air and then chump on some chips.

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Speaker 1: Allison, thank you so much for being on the show.

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Speaker 4: I had so much fun. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 4: letting me come back. This was absolutely delightful.

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Speaker 1: It was it was very I had a good time. Scotty,

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Speaker 1: do you have a good time?

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Speaker 2: Best day of my whole damn life.

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Speaker 4: There it is, Sae.

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Speaker 1: Get disappointed with Scottie.

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Speaker 4: I love your ja avive both of You's.

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Speaker 2: Well, go treat yourself to a big old zucchini.

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Speaker 4: Go roast to zucchini, a hard boiled egg, toss the

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Speaker 4: toss the yoke. I'm gonna go live a little.

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Speaker 1: Just roll that yog right on down the stairs.

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Speaker 2: That's all for Bananas. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.