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Speaker 1: Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second date update today and his email said that he
Speaker 1: uses Tender all the time, he loves it, and he's
Speaker 1: had a lot of good and bad dates. But this
Speaker 1: is the first time he's emailed us because he thinks
Speaker 1: he might be ready to jump off Tender because he
Speaker 1: found the one, but now she's not calling him back.
Speaker 1: His name is Keith. What's up, Keith? Hey, guys, how's
Speaker 1: it going. Can I take a guess that you met
Speaker 1: this woman on said tinder? I did meet her on Tinder? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 1: And what's her name? Her name is Heather? Okay, so
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about Heather. So I met
Speaker 1: Heather on Tinder and I had a good feeling about it.
Speaker 1: I swiped and she it was a match. And uh,
Speaker 1: it's good because you wouldn't have been able to meet
Speaker 1: her if you didn't imagine. I'm sorry, guys, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: just really nervous talking to you. Guys. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of you just pretend like you're messaging with us
Speaker 1: on Tender. A lot more confidence there, dude. Well that's
Speaker 1: really funny. I like your jokes. Well, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you said you were kind of a tender expert.
Speaker 1: Was there something that made her different from all the
Speaker 1: other people that you see on Tinder? Well, she had
Speaker 1: a really good picture. It was funny. It wasn't just
Speaker 1: of her, um, you know, I had her dog in it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just a just a normal you know shot
Speaker 1: that it's the best picture she's ever taken. So I
Speaker 1: thought that was good. Okay, okay, dogs always make Tinder better,
Speaker 1: I swear. So tell us about your date with Heather.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do? So we decided to meet
Speaker 1: up at a bar and I got there first and
Speaker 1: then she got there. She said that she had trouble
Speaker 1: recognizing me, which I get a lot because I don't
Speaker 1: really use my picture. It's some guy that looks, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of like me using your picture? What are you
Speaker 1: doing man fishing? Well, I mean he looks just like me,
Speaker 1: so why not use yours? I tried using my picture
Speaker 1: and I never got anything. And as soon as I
Speaker 1: use the other picture. I was getting matches all day long?
Speaker 1: Is that because he is? Maybe? I mean, granted, we
Speaker 1: all are working with what we got. Is this guy
Speaker 1: though that the picture you're using. Is he a lot
Speaker 1: more handsome than you? Is he like the good looking
Speaker 1: version of you? I mean, I wouldn't say a lot
Speaker 1: a better chin, maybe, but that's about it. Okay. How
Speaker 1: could you ever get a follow up date if someone
Speaker 1: shows up to the date and you're not who you
Speaker 1: say you are, Well, I just tell him it was
Speaker 1: from like a different time in my college days. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that was me before I got a job and gained
Speaker 1: a few pounds or whatever. All right, So is that
Speaker 1: what you told Heather? I just, you know, I mentioned
Speaker 1: that it was from another time, and she kind of,
Speaker 1: you know, shrugged it off, and we kept going, and
Speaker 1: I thought we were having a good time. Okay, what
Speaker 1: made you think you're having such a good time. We've
Speaker 1: ound common interest. We'd like talking about celebrities and Hollywood
Speaker 1: gossip and you know, all this stuff that's happening. All right,
Speaker 1: So did you guys just gossip for a few hours
Speaker 1: and that was the whole day? I wish? Okay? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what happened. It was somewhere around
Speaker 1: the middle of the date, she started feeling uncomfortable and
Speaker 1: just the conversation wasn't flowing the way it was in
Speaker 1: the beginning. Okay, you know, I'm just not sure. Did
Speaker 1: you ever recover from that or was it awkward? After that,
Speaker 1: it kind of got a little more awkward. I thought,
Speaker 1: get some more drinks, kind of loosen up a little bit.
Speaker 1: So I ordered a bunch of drinks for the table,
Speaker 1: maybe too many. I got three, and she got three
Speaker 1: drinks for each of you. Yeah. I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: we'd make it fun and try and get a little
Speaker 1: loosened up. Yeah. Did she pound the drinks? So she
Speaker 1: actually didn't drink any of the drinks. And I'm sitting there,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I ordered all these drinks for us, and
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to drink them. And yes,
Speaker 1: she kind of just said that. Her friend text her,
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure. Yeah, okay, I'll tell you. If
Speaker 1: I was in her situation, I would feel like you
Speaker 1: were trying to get me hammered, so that like I
Speaker 1: would sleep with you. Oh well, I mean not necessarily,
Speaker 1: not necessarily. Whatever happened happens. But that's not you know,
Speaker 1: it's not my intention, all right. So, so did she
Speaker 1: just leave and cut the date short? Yes, she said,
Speaker 1: Oh I got a text on my friend. She needs
Speaker 1: my help. I'm going to get out of here. But
Speaker 1: I never really saw her look at her phone or anything. Okay,
Speaker 1: she didn't even pick up her phone at all. Just
Speaker 1: I got a text. I know I can fill in
Speaker 1: my pocket. It's where my friend I have to go. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How many how many times are you try to get
Speaker 1: ahold of her since that date? UM? Like four or
Speaker 1: five but it's only been a few days. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I mean she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you,
Speaker 1: you think so, Yes, I mean you cat fished her,
Speaker 1: then you tried to get her drunk, and then she
Speaker 1: lied about having an emergency. Nobody has an emergency from
Speaker 1: a friend. It just doesn't work that way. But we
Speaker 1: talked a lot about celebrit Oh, well there you go.
Speaker 1: So to me, the date went, well, well, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song and then come back and call her and
Speaker 1: get your second day up date. Okay, Can I just
Speaker 1: say one more thing to you, guys? Sure, I gotta say.
Speaker 1: It's an honor and a privilege to be on the
Speaker 1: air and doing this with you. Guys. I listened to
Speaker 1: you all the time. I'm a huge fan and I
Speaker 1: love it. I love it all right now. I hope
Speaker 1: you get a date. But little brooking jubil in the
Speaker 1: morning date. You know, I really don't understand why Keith
Speaker 1: isn't getting a call back from this date. Let's recap
Speaker 1: real quickly. He met her on Tinder. He actually cat
Speaker 1: fished her by having a picture of some other dude
Speaker 1: as his profile. Then they met up and they hung
Speaker 1: out and there was a loll in the conversation, so
Speaker 1: he ordered six drinks for the table, all at the
Speaker 1: same time for her, three for him, in an attempt
Speaker 1: to get her hammered so it would loop up the
Speaker 1: conversation a little bit. And then she said you had
Speaker 1: to leave because she got a text message from her
Speaker 1: friend was an emergency, although she never looked at her phone,
Speaker 1: So I don't get it. Sounds like a pretty successful
Speaker 1: date to me, Keith. Are you ready to call Heather? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really like her, so I hope it's not the
Speaker 1: profile picture is. I'm a good guy. I mean it
Speaker 1: does It shouldn't matter what I looked like it sounds
Speaker 1: like it's all those things combined. But one thing that
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you that I'm really curious about. What
Speaker 1: did you do with the six drinks that you would
Speaker 1: ordered nobody drank? Did you finish him yourself? I did? Oh,
Speaker 1: she left. I didn't know what else to do. Alcohol.
Speaker 1: Somebody had a good night. It just wasn't her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't drink them all at once. Um,
Speaker 1: but I did drink them all. I said, there for
Speaker 1: a while, and uh, you know, talk to the people
Speaker 1: around me and the tables around me. Yeah, so there's
Speaker 1: one guy with just six drinks at this table at
Speaker 1: least talking to people. All Right, Well, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call her right now. Here we go a jubile
Speaker 1: when she answers, can you tell her I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a good guy. I'm really funny joke like you sure
Speaker 1: teller as well? Start using jewels picture for your profile
Speaker 1: for dude, I don't care. All right, here we go, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Heather? Please? This is Heather? Who
Speaker 1: can I who's calling? Hey? Heather? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning. Um, okay, how are you? I'm great? What
Speaker 1: what is this about? Well? Did I win something? No,
Speaker 1: you didn't. We actually do a segment on our show.
Speaker 1: It's called the second Date Update. It's where if you
Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and then end
Speaker 1: up blowing them off, they can email us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask what happens? So somebody
Speaker 1: email us about you? Okay, who emailed about me? It's
Speaker 1: a guy you met off a tender. His name is Keith. Oh,
Speaker 1: we had a feel you need to have that reaction.
Speaker 1: So Keith told us actually a little bit about your date,
Speaker 1: and he's wondering why he's not getting a call back.
Speaker 1: He really asking that question. I mean, yeah, on the
Speaker 1: same date that I was on. Yeah. Yeah, he seemed
Speaker 1: to think that you guys had a great time and
Speaker 1: really connected over talking about celebrities. He's clearly delusional or
Speaker 1: has memory loss. Really, I mean, he told us about
Speaker 1: the date and it sounded fabulous. It's sarcastic, I mean,
Speaker 1: fabulous or from his point of view, but creepiest from
Speaker 1: my point of view. I don't really was it the
Speaker 1: six drinks that he ordered? I mean, if somebody ordered
Speaker 1: six drinks trying to give me drunk. I would I
Speaker 1: would say thanks, but then I would also think they
Speaker 1: were creepe. No, I mean the drink part, I mean
Speaker 1: was weird, but like that wasn't even the worst part
Speaker 1: of the date. And yeah, so I know you guys
Speaker 1: like said, like, we talked about celebrities, and we did,
Speaker 1: but I cannot imagine he told you the full story
Speaker 1: of that conversation because you guys are still like, I
Speaker 1: feel like you're still on Keith side. I told us,
Speaker 1: is that you guys bonded over the fact that you're
Speaker 1: both really into celebrity gossip. That was the extent of that.
Speaker 1: It sounded innocent from the way he described it. It's
Speaker 1: not innocent. So yeah, we're like into celebrity. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm into celebrity gossip, like I like, I mean, I
Speaker 1: read all those magazines and I love like the E
Speaker 1: News Network. But when we were thinking about it, he
Speaker 1: proceeded to pull out his cell phone and started showing
Speaker 1: me nude pictures of celebrities that he had downloaded, like
Speaker 1: male and female nudes, like male and female, Yeah, just
Speaker 1: any nude celebrity. Yeah, I mean he's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just searched for them, and then when I find them,
Speaker 1: I I download them because like I have this very
Speaker 1: extense I mean, he had like just a folder in
Speaker 1: his photos of just all nip. There had to be
Speaker 1: at least a hundred photos in there. Why would he
Speaker 1: show you that? Is it like his like spank bank
Speaker 1: type thing or like what's happening here? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I did not ask because I was just so weirded out.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to know the extent of what he
Speaker 1: does with these photos. I mean, if he's showing them
Speaker 1: to me, God knows what he's doing with them when
Speaker 1: he's by himself. And then like, if that's what he
Speaker 1: publicly shares, what does he have in private? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: if he's very open about that, like what, don't I
Speaker 1: know what? I didn't like any of them. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't really looking at them, like he just he
Speaker 1: pops one up and I was like so flabbergasted that
Speaker 1: he's showing me a new celebrity photo and then he
Speaker 1: like he's like what I have so many? He was
Speaker 1: like he showed me the folder he was like rolling through.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is happening right now? Like am I
Speaker 1: being punmed? Like is somebody filming this? Like this can't
Speaker 1: be happening like this, this is not something you talk
Speaker 1: about on a first date. What do you say? I'm
Speaker 1: not prude, but at the same time, like, I just
Speaker 1: don't think this is very appropriate to be showing nudes.
Speaker 1: Like we're out in public and you know it was
Speaker 1: you know, it's close quarters too, so I'm sure somebody
Speaker 1: at a table around us, like also saw that he
Speaker 1: had new rotos on his phones, you know, like he's
Speaker 1: showing me and I'm telling you, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do this, and I'm trying not to be rude, almost
Speaker 1: trying to like change the conversation. I got to play
Speaker 1: on the Heather, Heather, Uh uh, hey, Heather, Uh, that's Keith.
Speaker 1: He's actually on the other line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you and barely can't wait. Sorry, Uh, what
Speaker 1: is going on? Like he's listening, He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, Heather,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you, and you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't calling me back because I mean, were you
Speaker 1: not on the same day, Like I was so uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: Like why were you uncomfortable? We were having a good time.
Speaker 1: What did you not hear anything? She said? You're like
Speaker 1: a sicko dude, Like, why are you carrying around folders
Speaker 1: with naked celebrities on them? What else am I supposed
Speaker 1: to do with those photos? I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could not search for them on the internet and
Speaker 1: download them. That's one thing you could do or not do.
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys have talked to celebrities all the time.
Speaker 1: Maybe you never wondered what one of them looked like naked.
Speaker 1: I bet you I can find a picture of them celebrity.
Speaker 1: That's a different conversation for a different time, Keith. We're
Speaker 1: talking about Heather right now and her being creeped out
Speaker 1: by you. Okay, Heather, you pick up celebrity and I
Speaker 1: bet no, I'm sorry. Are you listening for yourself? Like,
Speaker 1: can you hear yourself speaking? Yeah, it's not normal. This
Speaker 1: is not a normal conversation you have with someone you're
Speaker 1: on a first date with, Like, this is what I mean.
Speaker 1: After you left, I talked to the tables around us,
Speaker 1: and they like the celebrity pictures. Wait, this is a
Speaker 1: normal thing that you're sharing with people. This is just
Speaker 1: out in the open for you in your life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody wants the c celebrities naked. I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of people do. Their photos always blow up whenever they're
Speaker 1: leaked online. But it's just kind of weird to be
Speaker 1: out at a bar showing random strangers that you have
Speaker 1: a bunch of It's such an invasion of privacy to
Speaker 1: those people who have their phones hacked, like that's awful.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of pictures of myself on their
Speaker 1: nude and I don't care. Oh my god, Like that's
Speaker 1: just the times we're in. That makes it better. Get Heather.
Speaker 1: Were you ever wondering what Keith looked like nude? No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I saw your face when
Speaker 1: I was walking to you. I felt like you were
Speaker 1: you were done dressing me with your eyes. Oh man, No,
Speaker 1: that didn't even cross my mind. You weirdo? Then why
Speaker 1: are you looking at me like that? Like? What? Like?
Speaker 1: I was creeped out by the fact that this man
Speaker 1: approaching me looked nothing like his photo on his Kinder profile.
Speaker 1: What do you mean that was me? Oh? Okay, are
Speaker 1: you sure? Because Dac looked more like Ryan Reynolds and
Speaker 1: you look more like Schmiegel from the hobbit. I get
Speaker 1: that I looked like Ryan Reynolds all the time. Really,
Speaker 1: are you really using a Ryan Reynolds picture as your profile? No,
Speaker 1: it's not Ryan Reynolds. It looks just like me. But
Speaker 1: is it? But is it really Ryan Reynolds? Keith like you?
Speaker 1: Guys are funny. We should we should all hang out. No,
Speaker 1: we got a bunch of drinks and look at pictures
Speaker 1: of the naked celebrities. Don't do it, guys? Well, first, Heather,
Speaker 1: I have all of them. Oh great, First, Heather, I
Speaker 1: need to ask you, though, will you go on a
Speaker 1: second date with Keith? We will pay for it? Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, for all meaning in the world, I would
Speaker 1: not go on another date with dude, Heather. I just
Speaker 1: want to apologize. If we had known what was going on,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't have even gotten you on the phone. For real, Heather,
Speaker 1: you're gonna say no after I bought you all the
Speaker 1: those drinks? Yes, I am saying no. I did not
Speaker 1: ask for the drinks you ordered. Oh you know that's
Speaker 1: just being ungrateful. No, absolutely nothing. Why don't you be grateful,
Speaker 1: Heather and give Keith another shot? Stop it? Brook, Come on,
Speaker 1: what are you doing I thought you were on my side. No, no,
Speaker 1: I haven't been on your side from actually the very
Speaker 1: beginning when we found out about the profile picture. You're
Speaker 1: creepy dude. Whatever, Guys, I got a great personality. I
Speaker 1: think we should all hang out and you know, not
Speaker 1: worry about any of this stuff. Yeah, well, you know what,
Speaker 1: then you probably don't feel too bad about not getting
Speaker 1: another day with Heather. That's cool. I thought Heather was fun,
Speaker 1: but it seems like she's not too fun, so it's fine. Look,
Speaker 1: Keith will find you somebody who wants to sit around
Speaker 1: look at naked celebrities with you. Night two. Is there
Speaker 1: anybody out there at all interested in Keith? Yeah, come on, guys,
Speaker 1: texting and if you want to send me some nudes,
Speaker 1: that's cool. You guys are celebrities. I'll put you on
Speaker 1: my folder and Jupil in the Morning Loop at ninety
Speaker 1: two point five