WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Weirdo With Six Drinks

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update today and his email said that he

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<v Speaker 1>uses Tender all the time, he loves it, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>had a lot of good and bad dates. But this

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<v Speaker 1>is the first time he's emailed us because he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>he might be ready to jump off Tender because he

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<v Speaker 1>found the one, but now she's not calling him back.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Keith. What's up, Keith? Hey, guys, how's

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<v Speaker 1>it going. Can I take a guess that you met

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<v Speaker 1>this woman on said tinder? I did meet her on Tinder? Okay? Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>And what's her name? Her name is Heather? Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>tell us a little bit about Heather. So I met

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<v Speaker 1>Heather on Tinder and I had a good feeling about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I swiped and she it was a match. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good because you wouldn't have been able to meet

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<v Speaker 1>her if you didn't imagine. I'm sorry, guys, I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just really nervous talking to you. Guys. I'm a big

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<v Speaker 1>fan of you just pretend like you're messaging with us

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<v Speaker 1>on Tender. A lot more confidence there, dude. Well that's

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<v Speaker 1>really funny. I like your jokes. Well, okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate you said you were kind of a tender expert.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there something that made her different from all the

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<v Speaker 1>other people that you see on Tinder? Well, she had

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<v Speaker 1>a really good picture. It was funny. It wasn't just

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<v Speaker 1>of her, um, you know, I had her dog in it.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't just a just a normal you know shot

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<v Speaker 1>that it's the best picture she's ever taken. So I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was good. Okay, okay, dogs always make Tinder better,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear. So tell us about your date with Heather.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you guys do? So we decided to meet

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<v Speaker 1>up at a bar and I got there first and

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<v Speaker 1>then she got there. She said that she had trouble

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<v Speaker 1>recognizing me, which I get a lot because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really use my picture. It's some guy that looks, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like me using your picture? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing man fishing? Well, I mean he looks just like me,

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<v Speaker 1>so why not use yours? I tried using my picture

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<v Speaker 1>and I never got anything. And as soon as I

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<v Speaker 1>use the other picture. I was getting matches all day long?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that because he is? Maybe? I mean, granted, we

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<v Speaker 1>all are working with what we got. Is this guy

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<v Speaker 1>though that the picture you're using. Is he a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more handsome than you? Is he like the good looking

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<v Speaker 1>version of you? I mean, I wouldn't say a lot

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<v Speaker 1>a better chin, maybe, but that's about it. Okay. How

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<v Speaker 1>could you ever get a follow up date if someone

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<v Speaker 1>shows up to the date and you're not who you

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<v Speaker 1>say you are, Well, I just tell him it was

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<v Speaker 1>from like a different time in my college days. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was me before I got a job and gained

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<v Speaker 1>a few pounds or whatever. All right, So is that

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<v Speaker 1>what you told Heather? I just, you know, I mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>that it was from another time, and she kind of,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, shrugged it off, and we kept going, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we were having a good time. Okay, what

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<v Speaker 1>made you think you're having such a good time. We've

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<v Speaker 1>ound common interest. We'd like talking about celebrities and Hollywood

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<v Speaker 1>gossip and you know, all this stuff that's happening. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So did you guys just gossip for a few hours

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<v Speaker 1>and that was the whole day? I wish? Okay? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really sure what happened. It was somewhere around

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the date, she started feeling uncomfortable and

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<v Speaker 1>just the conversation wasn't flowing the way it was in

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning. Okay, you know, I'm just not sure. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you ever recover from that or was it awkward? After that,

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of got a little more awkward. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>get some more drinks, kind of loosen up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So I ordered a bunch of drinks for the table,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe too many. I got three, and she got three

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<v Speaker 1>drinks for each of you. Yeah. I thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd make it fun and try and get a little

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<v Speaker 1>loosened up. Yeah. Did she pound the drinks? So she

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<v Speaker 1>actually didn't drink any of the drinks. And I'm sitting there,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I ordered all these drinks for us, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be able to drink them. And yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she kind of just said that. Her friend text her,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really sure. Yeah, okay, I'll tell you. If

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<v Speaker 1>I was in her situation, I would feel like you

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<v Speaker 1>were trying to get me hammered, so that like I

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<v Speaker 1>would sleep with you. Oh well, I mean not necessarily,

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily. Whatever happened happens. But that's not you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not my intention, all right. So, so did she

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<v Speaker 1>just leave and cut the date short? Yes, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I got a text on my friend. She needs

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<v Speaker 1>my help. I'm going to get out of here. But

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<v Speaker 1>I never really saw her look at her phone or anything. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't even pick up her phone at all. Just

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<v Speaker 1>I got a text. I know I can fill in

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<v Speaker 1>my pocket. It's where my friend I have to go. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How many how many times are you try to get

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<v Speaker 1>ahold of her since that date? UM? Like four or

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<v Speaker 1>five but it's only been a few days. Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you,

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<v Speaker 1>you think so, Yes, I mean you cat fished her,

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<v Speaker 1>then you tried to get her drunk, and then she

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<v Speaker 1>lied about having an emergency. Nobody has an emergency from

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<v Speaker 1>a friend. It just doesn't work that way. But we

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<v Speaker 1>talked a lot about celebrit Oh, well there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>So to me, the date went, well, well, we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song and then come back and call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second day up date. Okay, Can I just

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<v Speaker 1>say one more thing to you, guys? Sure, I gotta say.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an honor and a privilege to be on the

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<v Speaker 1>air and doing this with you. Guys. I listened to

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<v Speaker 1>you all the time. I'm a huge fan and I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. I love it all right now. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>you get a date. But little brooking jubil in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning date. You know, I really don't understand why Keith

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<v Speaker 1>isn't getting a call back from this date. Let's recap

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<v Speaker 1>real quickly. He met her on Tinder. He actually cat

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<v Speaker 1>fished her by having a picture of some other dude

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<v Speaker 1>as his profile. Then they met up and they hung

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<v Speaker 1>out and there was a loll in the conversation, so

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<v Speaker 1>he ordered six drinks for the table, all at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time for her, three for him, in an attempt

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<v Speaker 1>to get her hammered so it would loop up the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation a little bit. And then she said you had

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<v Speaker 1>to leave because she got a text message from her

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<v Speaker 1>friend was an emergency, although she never looked at her phone,

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't get it. Sounds like a pretty successful

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<v Speaker 1>date to me, Keith. Are you ready to call Heather? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I really like her, so I hope it's not the

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<v Speaker 1>profile picture is. I'm a good guy. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>does It shouldn't matter what I looked like it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like it's all those things combined. But one thing that

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't ask you that I'm really curious about. What

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<v Speaker 1>did you do with the six drinks that you would

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<v Speaker 1>ordered nobody drank? Did you finish him yourself? I did? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she left. I didn't know what else to do. Alcohol.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody had a good night. It just wasn't her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't drink them all at once. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did drink them all. I said, there for

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<v Speaker 1>a while, and uh, you know, talk to the people

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<v Speaker 1>around me and the tables around me. Yeah, so there's

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<v Speaker 1>one guy with just six drinks at this table at

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<v Speaker 1>least talking to people. All Right, Well, I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call her right now. Here we go a jubile

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<v Speaker 1>when she answers, can you tell her I'm a I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a good guy. I'm really funny joke like you sure

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<v Speaker 1>teller as well? Start using jewels picture for your profile

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<v Speaker 1>for dude, I don't care. All right, here we go, Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Heather? Please? This is Heather? Who

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<v Speaker 1>can I who's calling? Hey? Heather? How are you? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Um, okay, how are you? I'm great? What

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<v Speaker 1>what is this about? Well? Did I win something? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't. We actually do a segment on our show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the second Date Update. It's where if you

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a date with somebody and then end

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<v Speaker 1>up blowing them off, they can email us to get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone and ask what happens? So somebody

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<v Speaker 1>email us about you? Okay, who emailed about me? It's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy you met off a tender. His name is Keith. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we had a feel you need to have that reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>So Keith told us actually a little bit about your date,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's wondering why he's not getting a call back.

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<v Speaker 1>He really asking that question. I mean, yeah, on the

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<v Speaker 1>same date that I was on. Yeah. Yeah, he seemed

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<v Speaker 1>to think that you guys had a great time and

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<v Speaker 1>really connected over talking about celebrities. He's clearly delusional or

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<v Speaker 1>has memory loss. Really, I mean, he told us about

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<v Speaker 1>the date and it sounded fabulous. It's sarcastic, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>fabulous or from his point of view, but creepiest from

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<v Speaker 1>my point of view. I don't really was it the

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<v Speaker 1>six drinks that he ordered? I mean, if somebody ordered

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<v Speaker 1>six drinks trying to give me drunk. I would I

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<v Speaker 1>would say thanks, but then I would also think they

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<v Speaker 1>were creepe. No, I mean the drink part, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>was weird, but like that wasn't even the worst part

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<v Speaker 1>of the date. And yeah, so I know you guys

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<v Speaker 1>like said, like, we talked about celebrities, and we did,

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<v Speaker 1>but I cannot imagine he told you the full story

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<v Speaker 1>of that conversation because you guys are still like, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're still on Keith side. I told us,

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<v Speaker 1>is that you guys bonded over the fact that you're

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<v Speaker 1>both really into celebrity gossip. That was the extent of that.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounded innocent from the way he described it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not innocent. So yeah, we're like into celebrity. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm into celebrity gossip, like I like, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>read all those magazines and I love like the E

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<v Speaker 1>News Network. But when we were thinking about it, he

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<v Speaker 1>proceeded to pull out his cell phone and started showing

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<v Speaker 1>me nude pictures of celebrities that he had downloaded, like

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<v Speaker 1>male and female nudes, like male and female, Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>any nude celebrity. Yeah, I mean he's like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just searched for them, and then when I find them,

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<v Speaker 1>I I download them because like I have this very

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<v Speaker 1>extense I mean, he had like just a folder in

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<v Speaker 1>his photos of just all nip. There had to be

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<v Speaker 1>at least a hundred photos in there. Why would he

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<v Speaker 1>show you that? Is it like his like spank bank

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<v Speaker 1>type thing or like what's happening here? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not ask because I was just so weirded out.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to know the extent of what he

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<v Speaker 1>does with these photos. I mean, if he's showing them

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<v Speaker 1>to me, God knows what he's doing with them when

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<v Speaker 1>he's by himself. And then like, if that's what he

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<v Speaker 1>publicly shares, what does he have in private? Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>if he's very open about that, like what, don't I

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<v Speaker 1>know what? I didn't like any of them. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't really looking at them, like he just he

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<v Speaker 1>pops one up and I was like so flabbergasted that

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<v Speaker 1>he's showing me a new celebrity photo and then he

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<v Speaker 1>like he's like what I have so many? He was

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<v Speaker 1>like he showed me the folder he was like rolling through.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what is happening right now? Like am I

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<v Speaker 1>being punmed? Like is somebody filming this? Like this can't

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<v Speaker 1>be happening like this, this is not something you talk

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<v Speaker 1>about on a first date. What do you say? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not prude, but at the same time, like, I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't think this is very appropriate to be showing nudes.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we're out in public and you know it was

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's close quarters too, so I'm sure somebody

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<v Speaker 1>at a table around us, like also saw that he

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<v Speaker 1>had new rotos on his phones, you know, like he's

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<v Speaker 1>showing me and I'm telling you, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do this, and I'm trying not to be rude, almost

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<v Speaker 1>trying to like change the conversation. I got to play

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<v Speaker 1>on the Heather, Heather, Uh uh, hey, Heather, Uh, that's Keith.

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<v Speaker 1>He's actually on the other line listening and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you and barely can't wait. Sorry, Uh, what

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<v Speaker 1>is going on? Like he's listening, He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, Heather,

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to talk to you, and you wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't calling me back because I mean, were you

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<v Speaker 1>not on the same day, Like I was so uncomfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>Like why were you uncomfortable? We were having a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you not hear anything? She said? You're like

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<v Speaker 1>a sicko dude, Like, why are you carrying around folders

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<v Speaker 1>with naked celebrities on them? What else am I supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to do with those photos? I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you could not search for them on the internet and

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<v Speaker 1>download them. That's one thing you could do or not do.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you guys have talked to celebrities all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you never wondered what one of them looked like naked.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you I can find a picture of them celebrity.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a different conversation for a different time, Keith. We're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about Heather right now and her being creeped out

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<v Speaker 1>by you. Okay, Heather, you pick up celebrity and I

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<v Speaker 1>bet no, I'm sorry. Are you listening for yourself? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>can you hear yourself speaking? Yeah, it's not normal. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not a normal conversation you have with someone you're

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<v Speaker 1>on a first date with, Like, this is what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>After you left, I talked to the tables around us,

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<v Speaker 1>and they like the celebrity pictures. Wait, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>normal thing that you're sharing with people. This is just

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<v Speaker 1>out in the open for you in your life. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody wants the c celebrities naked. I mean a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people do. Their photos always blow up whenever they're

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<v Speaker 1>leaked online. But it's just kind of weird to be

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<v Speaker 1>out at a bar showing random strangers that you have

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of It's such an invasion of privacy to

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<v Speaker 1>those people who have their phones hacked, like that's awful.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a couple of pictures of myself on their

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<v Speaker 1>nude and I don't care. Oh my god, Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>just the times we're in. That makes it better. Get Heather.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you ever wondering what Keith looked like nude? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know. I saw your face when

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking to you. I felt like you were

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<v Speaker 1>you were done dressing me with your eyes. Oh man, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't even cross my mind. You weirdo? Then why

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<v Speaker 1>are you looking at me like that? Like? What? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I was creeped out by the fact that this man

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<v Speaker 1>approaching me looked nothing like his photo on his Kinder profile.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean that was me? Oh? Okay, are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure? Because Dac looked more like Ryan Reynolds and

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<v Speaker 1>you look more like Schmiegel from the hobbit. I get

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<v Speaker 1>that I looked like Ryan Reynolds all the time. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>are you really using a Ryan Reynolds picture as your profile? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not Ryan Reynolds. It looks just like me. But

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<v Speaker 1>is it? But is it really Ryan Reynolds? Keith like you?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys are funny. We should we should all hang out. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a bunch of drinks and look at pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of the naked celebrities. Don't do it, guys? Well, first, Heather,

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<v Speaker 1>I have all of them. Oh great, First, Heather, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to ask you, though, will you go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with Keith? We will pay for it? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, for all meaning in the world, I would

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<v Speaker 1>not go on another date with dude, Heather. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to apologize. If we had known what was going on,

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<v Speaker 1>we wouldn't have even gotten you on the phone. For real, Heather,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna say no after I bought you all the

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<v Speaker 1>those drinks? Yes, I am saying no. I did not

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<v Speaker 1>ask for the drinks you ordered. Oh you know that's

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<v Speaker 1>just being ungrateful. No, absolutely nothing. Why don't you be grateful,

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<v Speaker 1>Heather and give Keith another shot? Stop it? Brook, Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing I thought you were on my side. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been on your side from actually the very

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<v Speaker 1>beginning when we found out about the profile picture. You're

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<v Speaker 1>creepy dude. Whatever, Guys, I got a great personality. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we should all hang out and you know, not

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<v Speaker 1>worry about any of this stuff. Yeah, well, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>then you probably don't feel too bad about not getting

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<v Speaker 1>another day with Heather. That's cool. I thought Heather was fun,

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<v Speaker 1>but it seems like she's not too fun, so it's fine. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>Keith will find you somebody who wants to sit around

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<v Speaker 1>look at naked celebrities with you. Night two. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>anybody out there at all interested in Keith? Yeah, come on, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>texting and if you want to send me some nudes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cool. You guys are celebrities. I'll put you on

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<v Speaker 1>my folder and Jupil in the Morning Loop at ninety

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<v Speaker 1>two point five