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Speaker 1: Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for a

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Speaker 1: second date update today and his email said that he

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Speaker 1: uses Tender all the time, he loves it, and he's

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Speaker 1: had a lot of good and bad dates. But this

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Speaker 1: is the first time he's emailed us because he thinks

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Speaker 1: he might be ready to jump off Tender because he

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Speaker 1: found the one, but now she's not calling him back.

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Speaker 1: His name is Keith. What's up, Keith? Hey, guys, how's

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Speaker 1: it going. Can I take a guess that you met

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Speaker 1: this woman on said tinder? I did meet her on Tinder? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 1: And what's her name? Her name is Heather? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about Heather. So I met

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Speaker 1: I swiped and she it was a match. And uh,

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Speaker 1: her if you didn't imagine. I'm sorry, guys, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: just really nervous talking to you. Guys. I'm a big

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Speaker 1: on Tender. A lot more confidence there, dude. Well that's

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Speaker 1: really funny. I like your jokes. Well, okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you said you were kind of a tender expert.

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Speaker 1: Was there something that made her different from all the

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Speaker 1: other people that you see on Tinder? Well, she had

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Speaker 1: I swear. So tell us about your date with Heather.

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Speaker 1: What did you guys do? So we decided to meet

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Speaker 1: doing man fishing? Well, I mean he looks just like me,

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Speaker 1: so why not use yours? I tried using my picture

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Speaker 1: though that the picture you're using. Is he a lot

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Speaker 1: So to me, the date went, well, well, we'll play

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Speaker 1: It's an honor and a privilege to be on the

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Speaker 1: real quickly. He met her on Tinder. He actually cat

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Speaker 1: when she answers, can you tell her I'm a I'm

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Speaker 1: for dude, I don't care. All right, here we go, Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: can I speak to Heather? Please? This is Heather? Who

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Speaker 1: can I who's calling? Hey? Heather? How are you? This

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Speaker 1: is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. Um, okay, how are you? I'm great? What

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Speaker 1: what is this about? Well? Did I win something? No,

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Speaker 1: It's called the second Date Update. It's where if you

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Speaker 1: feel like you're still on Keith side. I told us,

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Speaker 1: know what? I didn't like any of them. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: on the Heather, Heather, Uh uh, hey, Heather, Uh, that's Keith.

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Speaker 1: He's actually on the other line listening and wants to

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you, and you wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't calling me back because I mean, were you

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Speaker 1: not on the same day, Like I was so uncomfortable,

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Speaker 1: Like why were you uncomfortable? We were having a good time.

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Speaker 1: What did you not hear anything? She said? You're like

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Speaker 1: a sicko dude, Like, why are you carrying around folders

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Speaker 1: to do with those photos? I don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you guys have talked to celebrities all the time.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you never wondered what one of them looked like naked.

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Speaker 1: I bet you I can find a picture of them celebrity.

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Speaker 1: That's a different conversation for a different time, Keith. We're

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Speaker 1: talking about Heather right now and her being creeped out

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Speaker 1: by you. Okay, Heather, you pick up celebrity and I

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Speaker 1: bet no, I'm sorry. Are you listening for yourself? Like,

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Speaker 1: After you left, I talked to the tables around us,

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Speaker 1: and they like the celebrity pictures. Wait, this is a

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Speaker 1: those people who have their phones hacked, like that's awful.

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Speaker 1: I have a couple of pictures of myself on their

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Speaker 1: nude and I don't care. Oh my god, Like that's

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Speaker 1: just the times we're in. That makes it better. Get Heather.

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Speaker 1: Were you ever wondering what Keith looked like nude? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I saw your face when

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Speaker 1: that didn't even cross my mind. You weirdo? Then why

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Speaker 1: are you looking at me like that? Like? What? Like?

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Speaker 1: I was creeped out by the fact that this man

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Speaker 1: What do you mean that was me? Oh? Okay, are

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Speaker 1: you sure? Because Dac looked more like Ryan Reynolds and

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Speaker 1: that I looked like Ryan Reynolds all the time. Really,

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Speaker 1: are you really using a Ryan Reynolds picture as your profile? No,

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Speaker 1: it's not Ryan Reynolds. It looks just like me. But

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Speaker 1: is it? But is it really Ryan Reynolds? Keith like you?

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Speaker 1: Guys are funny. We should we should all hang out. No,

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Speaker 1: we got a bunch of drinks and look at pictures

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Speaker 1: of the naked celebrities. Don't do it, guys? Well, first, Heather,

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Speaker 1: I have all of them. Oh great, First, Heather, I

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Speaker 1: need to ask you, though, will you go on a

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Speaker 1: second date with Keith? We will pay for it? Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, for all meaning in the world, I would

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Speaker 1: not go on another date with dude, Heather. I just

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Speaker 1: want to apologize. If we had known what was going on,

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Speaker 1: we wouldn't have even gotten you on the phone. For real, Heather,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna say no after I bought you all the

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Speaker 1: those drinks? Yes, I am saying no. I did not

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Speaker 1: ask for the drinks you ordered. Oh you know that's

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Speaker 1: just being ungrateful. No, absolutely nothing. Why don't you be grateful,

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Speaker 1: Heather and give Keith another shot? Stop it? Brook, Come on,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing I thought you were on my side. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I haven't been on your side from actually the very

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Speaker 1: beginning when we found out about the profile picture. You're

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Speaker 1: creepy dude. Whatever, Guys, I got a great personality. I

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Speaker 1: then you probably don't feel too bad about not getting

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Speaker 1: another day with Heather. That's cool. I thought Heather was fun,

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Speaker 1: but it seems like she's not too fun, so it's fine. Look,

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Speaker 1: Keith will find you somebody who wants to sit around

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Speaker 1: look at naked celebrities with you. Night two. Is there

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Speaker 1: anybody out there at all interested in Keith? Yeah, come on, guys,

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Speaker 1: texting and if you want to send me some nudes,

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Speaker 1: that's cool. You guys are celebrities. I'll put you on

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Speaker 1: my folder and Jupil in the Morning Loop at ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five