1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's taking the idea of candy 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: hearts and bringing it to your dishwasher with heart shaped 3 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: tide pods, super bright colors with a candy smell, and 4 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: the tiniest little warning that says kids stay away. 5 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm. 6 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,080 Speaker 1: Sure they're definitely gonna read. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 2: It your washing rights, not your dishwashing. 8 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: That your love tidepods are probably getting rid of love stains. 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 2: What about who's doing Jeffrey's chores at home? 10 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 1: So it's formerly Laser Stories, but today, since it's Valentine's 11 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:47,520 Speaker 1: we're doing a special edition called Smoochy Story now, where 12 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,840 Speaker 1: every news article we read is sealed with a hot, 13 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: passionate kiss. Why let's go to your first Smoochy Story 14 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: out of the landdown Under. There's a Vietnamese restaurant in 15 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: Australia that hands out custom r rated fortune cookies. Customers 16 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: even have to add in bed at the end, does 17 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,400 Speaker 1: all the work for you. Customers love it, so they 18 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: recently ordered a new batch specifically for Valentine's Day. But 19 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: the fortune cookie company made a big mistake. They got 20 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: the messages right, but accidentally ship them out to other 21 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 1: restaurants that bought normal fortune, and people who got the 22 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 1: naughty fortunes were quite upset. 23 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're at dinner with your ten year old kids. 24 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the type of thing they read when they 25 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: cracked open their cookie. One said the year of the 26 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: Snake bears good fortune. Your divorce is coming soon. Then 27 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 1: it ended by saying their spouse only married you for 28 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: your money. You ugly. It's like, not even funny, not 29 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: like me. It's pretty harsh. Now. There were some funnier ones, 30 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: but definitely on the line, like this one. Confucius say, 31 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: men who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up 32 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: with dirty fingernails. 33 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 2: You could imagine, imagine accidentally getting one of those serious Obviously, 34 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 2: the people at regular Asian restaurants were pretty confused by 35 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 2: these different fortunes, so most of the establishments were told 36 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 2: to throw them all out, even though some are still 37 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 2: surfacing out there. Ship up to us. We want to. 38 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: They're causing some pretty big issues. Let's go to your 39 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: next smoochi story. Out of the weird World of work 40 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 1: didn't get longer, and that was a cartoon one. A 41 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: lot of people may have tried to use a sick 42 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,920 Speaker 1: day this past Monday after the Super Bowl, you know, 43 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: just to recharge. But in the future, experts say you 44 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 1: might be able to use an adult play day. 45 00:02:57,639 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 2: What does that mean? 46 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,359 Speaker 1: You're calling out for work for that. A new report 47 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:05,279 Speaker 1: says that it's possible certain workplaces and even radio stations 48 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: may start providing special days for sexual wellness. It's so 49 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: called adult play days would be dedicated time off for intimacy, 50 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: health and quote related needs. 51 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 2: Do you know how grossed out my kids would be 52 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 2: if I told them Mommy and Daddy are taking it down. 53 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: Why do you need to tell them that? It mustn't 54 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: be so funny to be like, wow, lexus has a 55 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: fifth one this week. I haven't used one in a year. Yeah, because, 56 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: unfortunately for some people in the room, you do need 57 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: a partner in order to qualify. 58 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 2: It's not fair. 59 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: So what does America think about this? In a confidential survey, 60 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: more than three and five employees support the idea of 61 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: paid or unpaid adult play days, but you would be 62 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: required to show proof. Industry officials are not quite sure 63 00:03:55,760 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: what that is yet, but of imagine, well, the last 64 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: thing they want is people taking advantage of this by 65 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: saying they're taking an adult play day, but really just 66 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: sleeping more and playing video games. 67 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 2: Playing. 68 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:17,479 Speaker 1: No, it's not adult play. The good news half of 69 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 1: employees who've actually taken one of these reported increased productivity, 70 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 1: and nearly one in five Americans would feel comfortable approaching 71 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: their manager, looking them directly in the eyes, and saying, 72 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,919 Speaker 1: I need this Wednesday offer an adult play day. 73 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 2: Contact. 74 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:40,359 Speaker 1: This next Smoochi story is out of Cupid's corner. I 75 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: mean that's a lot. Domino says it's gonna make you 76 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: as irresistible as a cheese pizza. This Valentine's with their 77 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:55,679 Speaker 1: first ever Pepperoni inspired perfume called Domino's Passion. This actually 78 00:04:55,760 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 1: might turn my husband on. Posts are look not a 79 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: picture of it right now. It's a perfume bottle in 80 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 1: a triangular shape like a pizza pizza and anyway limited. 81 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 1: The limited edition scent is said to have notes of spice, 82 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: pepper and a woody, warm bass. Still, I don't want 83 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,599 Speaker 1: to smell it on a girl. Hey. When I think Passion, 84 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: I think Dominoes. And they didn't just come up with 85 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: the idea because it get them publicity. The company says 86 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:27,359 Speaker 1: it sees a fifty percent increase in its Pepperoni Passion 87 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: pizza orders each year on Valentine's that's their special pie 88 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,280 Speaker 1: that features double the meat on each slice. Oh, because 89 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 1: nothing's going to get you in the mood like more pepperoni. 90 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 1: It just sounds like heartber. This Friday alone, they plan 91 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: on making over one million pizzas. So pizzas obviously what 92 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 1: a lot of people think of on the day of love, 93 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,600 Speaker 1: So why not bottle it up? That's what Dominoes thought. 94 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 1: This next smoochy story is out of the Wrap Room. 95 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:04,799 Speaker 1: That's wrap w R A P. If you didn't know already, 96 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: today is Valentine's Day and if you celebrate, you should 97 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,600 Speaker 1: probably have a gift by now. But if you don't, 98 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 1: not to worry. There's plenty of quick options that can 99 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,719 Speaker 1: make it seem like you're thoughtful as long as you 100 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 1: say the right things with it. Like this, Let's go 101 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 1: through the list. Number three watches that a gift giving 102 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 1: expert says. After you give a time piece, you should 103 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 1: say a watch represents the gift of time, and by 104 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: doing this, I'm promising that I'll always be present for you. Okay, 105 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: I don't think you explain to watch. I'm kidding. That's 106 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: a penny drop in line, if I number two chocolate cramy, 107 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: you can throw your lady with a handful of hers 108 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 1: She's kisses as long as you say the right thing 109 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,359 Speaker 1: with it. At least that's what the experts say. Just 110 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: tell her quote. The gift of chocolate can be trace 111 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 1: back to the Mayans who viewed cacao, the main ingredient 112 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 1: in chocolate, as a heart opener. 113 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 2: Why would you not say. 114 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: You got to talk about body parts opening up? And 115 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: the number one last minute gift you can give your 116 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: significant other as long as you say the right thing 117 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 1: with it is a scarf. Remember, on the surface, it's 118 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 1: kind of a whatever gift. 119 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 2: The other team were actually legit. 120 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, hear this out unless you tell your partner 121 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 1: when you hand them that scarf, I want to by 122 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,000 Speaker 1: wrapping this cloth around your neck, it shows me you 123 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: have faith in our relationship and a desire to keep 124 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: each other warm and protected. God give it a try. 125 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: Speaking of last minute gifts, this guy's like the Santa 126 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 1: Claus of Valentine's Day, really, but instead of him coming 127 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: down your chimney, he just shows up in your clothes, 128 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 1: dressed in red and mount your entire shoe collection. 129 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 2: Excuse me like to today. 130 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 1: That's sweet, isn't it. I mean, Smoochy Stories has come 131 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,559 Speaker 1: to an end for the day. We'll do it again, 132 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 1: same time with lasers on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in 133 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: the morning.