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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini EPI, sel.

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Speaker 2: Hood Rat, Sweet lot A hood Rats. Welcome to another

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Speaker 2: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. Little Mama's and

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Speaker 2: Gentiles are like.

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Speaker 3: Hey, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the

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Speaker 3: pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the conspiracies of you,

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Speaker 2: the listener. It's a motherfucking mini episode. Motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Yeah, we got an email. We got an email.

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Speaker 2: We got an email here from someone very exciting. Got

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Speaker 2: us from i'd say, from the from the title right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it was a it was a spicy title,

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Speaker 3: I would say, right from the beginning the subject line.

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Speaker 2: They hit us. Whatever you want to read it, Yep,

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Speaker 2: Jehovah's Witness, black scientology, question.

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Speaker 3: Mark, question mark. That's where they got me. Is that

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Speaker 3: is that they weren't telling me, they were asking.

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Speaker 2: That's what I like that. I like that you like

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Speaker 2: it when they imposed it is a question. That's where

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Speaker 2: I always jump off board.

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Speaker 3: With conspiracy theories. It's when people just tell you the

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Speaker 3: not saying I know for sure, but ain't we all

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Speaker 3: curious about this? That's when I'm like, damn, we are curious,

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Speaker 2: That is true because I think a lot of times

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Speaker 2: with conspiracy theories, it comes up, it comes off as

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Speaker 2: somebody trying to sun you type shit yes to be

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Speaker 2: like you didn't know, and it's like, yeah, bro, you

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Speaker 2: don't have a job. None of us know. Yeah, what

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Speaker 2: are you talking about? Are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 2: You get to talk to me like this. Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: are at a barbershop. We both don't read my man,

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Speaker 2: we don't know nothing. It smells like weed in here.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: I don't like that shit. But when they go and

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Speaker 3: you ever thought about this? And I go, absolutely, I

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Speaker 3: else out there doing the same thing exactly.

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Speaker 2: That So good, good question. Let's get into it. Hey,

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Speaker 2: Leangson and David found the podcast through your guest spot

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Speaker 2: on Fraudsters. What's Up? What's Up? Immediately listen to everything

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Speaker 2: you put out and loved it. Just waiting for that

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Speaker 2: next ray Ja episode or Carlo sexletter. Okay, well he

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Speaker 2: want us to get shot? Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: What do you want one from us? We gotta say

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Speaker 3: more bad things about ray J, and we keep though

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Speaker 3: we were pro ray J.

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Speaker 2: Ultimately, who isn't Senator ray J.

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Speaker 4: One day, hopefully Chancellor ray j E everything goes right,

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Speaker 4: because he would have to go by ray J if

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not gonna do that weird thing where he

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Speaker 2: No, he's praid. Yeah, we know who we voted for. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: sexy cannot all right. My mama told me the Jehovah's

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Speaker 2: Witnesses are the black version of scientology. I was raised

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Speaker 2: Jehovah's witness and it was in a congregation with people

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Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, with people who grew up with all

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Speaker 2: it's weird how many black folks that are famous were

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Speaker 2: many more. Some of them were just raised as witnesses,

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Speaker 2: but it is strange that they still talk pretty positive

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it is crazy when you really sit back

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Speaker 2: How many people.

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Speaker 3: There's a few names on that list that that weren't mentioned,

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Speaker 3: But I know a few other pretty famous people who

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Speaker 2: It's I've always thought that it because I think I

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Speaker 3: No, I I think Jehovah's witnesses almost entirely as black people.

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Speaker 3: But that might be some Midwestern shit, and maybe it

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Speaker 3: The numbers don't match because, frankly, not that many Jehovah's witnesses.

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Speaker 3: And that's weird.

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Speaker 2: I don't know too much about it, so I don't

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Speaker 2: but it does seem very rigorous. They're disciplined to it,

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Speaker 2: and I wonder if that is what attracts more disenfranchised

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Speaker 3: Right, don't celebrate birthdays, don't celebrate the holidays. All of

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Speaker 3: that is like, I mean, I'm probably speaking out of turn,

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Speaker 3: but I think it's like everything should be dedicated towards

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Speaker 3: And we don't have time for all of these worldly

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a crazy shit. I don't think they have

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Speaker 2: even they do. They have limited spots, oh, okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: Which is why they're going door to door. Is like

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Speaker 3: you gotta get down if you're planning on making it

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Speaker 2: Scarcity is a great sales tactic. I bought some steaks

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Speaker 3: I was reading, so I apologize with the late reaction

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Speaker 2: Dense language to be like you what all right? I

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Speaker 2: of the I don't even fine. I'll guarantee you for that,

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Speaker 2: like is sales ship Jesus. Okay, you never bought me

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Speaker 2: fuck me, I guess I don't. I don't be opening

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Speaker 3: I'll look. I'll look at you through the window and go, uhh,

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Speaker 3: I love a deal. No, I know I don't say

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Speaker 2: You know that's actually very that's that's really reasonable of you.

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Speaker 3: I know you're gonna look at me and you're gonna

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Speaker 3: think I'm a I'm a mark, I'm all the things

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Speaker 2: Sir man. I really appreciate that about you. Thanks Doc.

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Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have we have new

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Speaker 2: say proud little Mama, which is who you are. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, so get it. So black people's Scientology.

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Speaker 2: My only pushback on this idea is dud Jovah's witnesses

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Speaker 3: That's where I think it gets interesting, right, is that

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Speaker 3: they I think I often think of them as not

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Speaker 3: as a pretty poor organization as far as Christianity is concerned.

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Speaker 2: That's the feeling I always get.

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Speaker 3: Like a lot of general Christianity is just like apologize

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Speaker 3: it's like, no, I have to either get into heaven

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Speaker 3: didn't do all the Jehovah's witness stuff the way it

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Speaker 2: Interesting, you think that's what leads there to be like

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Speaker 2: maybe a lot of people like in the Famous space

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Speaker 2: purple warehouse and make some incredible music. Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 3: I can't get into heaven, but I can turn this

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Speaker 3: little section of Minnesota into heaven.

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Speaker 2: And have you ever seen it from the outside? It's huge? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: It's the fact that it's a park is insane that

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Speaker 2: Yeah basically yeah, yeah, but also understated on the outside. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: So to this, I would say that I think it's

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Speaker 2: a good scam. I don't think that. I don't think

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Speaker 2: I mean probably that they really truly are down for

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they want to be rich, they wouldn't

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Speaker 3: But there's a few pretty rich guys in Sierra Leone unfortunately,

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Speaker 3: This is real that like secretly this organization is is

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that they're saying good things good

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Speaker 3: You know it's yeah, I don't think that any organized

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Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fair. A lot of hits a lot

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Speaker 3: Good luck non Denominational Christianity. Yeah, you ain't got a

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