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At the Brownies party was a rock 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:02.120 nation even or something right? No, it's brown it was yeah, 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:04.360 they worked their recognation at the time, but it's a Brownie. 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:06.400 It was a Brownie. The person that flipped your phone 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.320 and showed me that you were listening to it, I 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:11.560 think so, like I d I just started listening to 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:15.560 this week. H Well, if you guys don't know the 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:18.600 voice or don't recognize the voice. We have missed a 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:23.200 subbo from the Eat prate Dot podcast and that has 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:30.400 spelt do th h O T. So I was like, um, 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:33.120 I like to refer hi everyone. Um, I like to 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:39.800 refer to myself as a ally. So I support the thoughts, 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:44.040 don't I believe in equal Well. 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I thought those 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.240 boys some some people say it's boy pussy, but I 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:35.760 just prefer but but yeah, boy pussy, just don't but yeah, 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:39.880 like but plus pussy. So it's bussy. So I if 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:43.960 you follow me on Twitter, all my titles always have 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.720 something like my my surnames on Twitter always have bussy 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:49.760 somewhere in it. So right now it currently says, don't 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:54.720 hide that bussy, divide that bussy. Prior to that, it 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:59.120 was the best bussy period because I'm inspired by City 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.080 Girls period. It. So I heard your bussy. I sent 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:04.200 to your podcast on the way here, and I want 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:07.640 to say, y'all, I really enjoyed the quality of it. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.560 You ain't sound like you was in a bathroom or nothing. 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:18.160 Last Bird, I'm amingo. I'm a bird. Pep talk. Yes, 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:21.600 so bussy pep talk. So every so every episode, well 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.039 actually just started that. But Bussy pep Talks is just 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.880 essentially one reason why me and my guests either love 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:28.760 ourselves or we're proud of ourselves for the week. Because 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.160 I realized that a lot of times we don't necessarily 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.599 um big ourselves up. I know I'm one of those people. 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:38.440 It's like, oh, I'm just so humble. I don't necessarily 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.040 like to like like be like, no, I'm the baddest 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.600 bitch in America. Everything to tell myself why why, Well, 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.680 I'm working like the thing is like, you know, I'm 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:49.560 healing and I'm working on like you know, mental health 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:54.920 because all my greatness is in my busty spiritual cleansing today. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:59.200 And she was touching my um close to my groin 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:01.039 and I was, why is she down there? And she's like, 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:03.120 this is where your root chakra is. I was like, 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:05.920 she's like, and you have some darkness here. I said, well, 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:07.839 all my sex is good. She's like, well, it's not 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:09.640 only that everything comes from the root. We need to 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.640 clear your root. And I was like, well, it's clear out. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.000 But it was just like she's got to have it. 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:18.440 Like that bitch had me in a floral tub and ship. 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:20.520 It was really I mean you know what, I was 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.640 like a waste of money to me, it was amazing. 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:27.880 It felt great. I think it was worth it. I mean, 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.440 I put money into a single Dominican mother's pocket. I'm 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:36.800 fine with it, was mamma. So what we like to 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.800 do with guests, um, it's something called an icebreaker. And 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:43.520 because you have such I'm not lowky nervous. I don't 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:50.920 know why I'm an icebreaker, you know. And and we're 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:54.320 switching it up normally, you know, we do like the Icebreakers, 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:58.479 but this time we're gonna do something called eat pray. Okay, 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:03.559 ready breaker. So for the segment, we're gonna go ahead 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:08.120 and ask, have you ever ate bussy? Oh? Yeah, I 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:11.760 was a joke. That was a joke that actually was 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.680 not but do you have us? Because it was giving 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:21.400 or receiving oral? But it's so I love to suck dicky. However, 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.680 you ain't looking at us. I do I have you 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.080 have like I have? Like I thought this was how 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.679 you joined the gay community. No, no, so some people 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.120 like no, I'll sit on a nigga's face like in 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:36.760 five dishes that don't eat pussy in the three stum, 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:40.520 So you're not eating ass. I will eat I have. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:44.320 I have lickd there, you know, but I've never No, 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:48.240 I'm going to as I've done it like once or twice. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:53.040 That doesn't count. I mean, I'm I'm just being honest. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:56.839 But how you eat prey? Blank? No? No, no, no, no, 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:59.560 that's no because first of all, I'm sucking dick, so well, 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:03.440 the I don't I'm not. I don't have to eat 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.080 your heads. I mean it's just a bonus. It's not 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.880 a bonus like but no, but like, but I'm also 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:11.560 a person like balls are necessary, so you know what, 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:15.160 I'm not particularly like big on balls. It depends what 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:17.840 they look like. I don't like like I don't like 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:22.640 the ones that seem like they're deflated stress balls, like 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:27.640 you know, like that there's like massage. I like them 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.680 to hang just a little bit, but not too much either. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:33.160 I hate ones that also realized if they're tight up there, 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.880 doesn't that mean you mind when I want to come? 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:39.640 What is it? Mind's personally whenever, like I'm erect my 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:42.520 balls like up they shrink up, Yeah, they go up 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:48.600 and then they hang when they're just like regular every day. Yeah, 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:53.360 that's what I I don't know. I've seen both. So 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:57.720 maybe like if you're going to put them in your mouth, 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.840 is easier to get them because if they're up there, 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:04.160 you gotta like right, got So have you ever included 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:08.640 food into the bedroom? I don't think I had at 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:13.040 what I think like feel like something. Yeah, I think 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:17.840 like chocolate thorough but like one time, like when I 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.280 was younger, I was, but I also still feel like, 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:22.680 well he had chocolate, but it'd be advanced for me. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:27.840 It was like it was days when you like it 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.720 feels weird. I mean, it was college days when you 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:32.640 do stupid ship because you're like, oh, let me try it, 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:36.360 let me try the whipped cream. Yeah, okay, So we're 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:40.439 gonna go now and to pray. And so I decided 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:42.800 to bring this up because if you guys listened to 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:47.439 the Swinger episode that was just on, our guest Gave 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:50.880 said that he went into the bathroom and prayed for 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.640 his dick to get hard in a threesome because it 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:56.640 wouldn't get up. So my question is, have you ever 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:03.560 prayed for anything sex related? And if so, what? So? 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:08.440 Number One, I cursed during cursed during prayer. The God 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:12.679 knows my heart in my bok like I always tell people, 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.000 God knows my heart in my book. Can that be 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.200 the next episode title? I don't care who, even if 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:21.720 it's not his. He knows my heart in my bussy. 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:24.480 So I cut during. But I think I have prayed 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:27.040 for sex because God, once again, God knows my heart. 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:29.080 So if I say, like God, I really would like 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:30.920 to meet a man, but he knows I want to 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:35.960 have sex, Like, why lie to God? He already knows exactly. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:39.600 Oh my God, I really need I really need some dicks. 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:41.640 And like the last time I actually I think the 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.679 last time it happened because this past so this past 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:48.360 summer um, I was really really horny and I just 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.720 like I had like I had like a series of 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:52.920 trips back to back. So I went to l A 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:54.960 for BT Awards and then like I went straight to 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.800 New Orleans after that, and I came to back to 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.920 New York and I was just like everything in my 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.840 body was like I need some dick, right, So, like 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.160 I was hitting up that I would normally never even 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.440 hit up, and it just like randomly, like I was 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.320 like I was just in the house and I was like, 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.160 we're literally about to give up. I was like, because 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:14.959 it's like nine ten o'clock. I was like, I'm not 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:19.160 getting no dick tonight. I'm not getting like no, I was. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.800 I didn't pray per se, but I was like I 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:25.760 was really like I really really really like I was like, Lord, 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:29.240 yeah I didn't because you know, I watched this open 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.319 speech and she said you don't get what you hope for, 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:33.000 you get what you believe. And I really believe like 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:36.520 I'm gonna get some dick. God maybe you have, so 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.320 there is do you believe in, like you know, has 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:44.000 alternate gods like they have other gods. I mean, there 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:45.920 might be a sexual god in your favor that you 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.240 could be speaking to. And I don't believe in like 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.800 the manifest like like there's only one guy, like whatever 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.520 your guy is whatever, Like I don't believe it necessary. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:58.839 I'm not a perfect look and it's possible. But he 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.240 sent me some dick like fandomly, like it's a random 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.679 motherfucker that I only went on one day with Who's like, 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.000 can I come over? And I was like sure, sure, 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:10.200 Like he's like I'm just having a bad day, and 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.640 like he was like I just wanted to just be 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:14.720 around someone else, and I was like, sure, come on over. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:19.440 Then before I knew it them, oh my god, I 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:21.559 just I actually just prayed for my period to come 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.719 on early because I'm going on a trip as well, 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:26.640 and I i want to make sure my period is 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.960 not on because I want to do some fucking and second, 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:32.000 and so I did pray for my period to come 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.480 on earlier, and I thought that that was like balid. 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:38.360 I mean, he knows why I want is a self 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.360 cleaning of it, And maybe you just want to clean 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.840 yourself early a little earlier. That's it, that's it. I 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:46.440 literally just wanted um. And so now to the thoughts question, 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.560 We're gonna be easy for a little bit. Um. So 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.120 the first one is would you rather not have sex 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.360 for a year or not get head for a year? 0:11:54.800 --> 0:12:02.679 I've done both? So what aus me? You are attractive 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.440 and you look fit and I haven't seen your bussie, 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:08.040 But wait, how did you go a year without I've 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:11.360 gone long, I've gone longer than a year. Why why? 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:15.719 Just because don't give me? No, no, no, it wasn't 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:21.199 like no answering this ship honestly, like people don't ever 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:24.840 believe me, but like, hey, I don't go after like 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:28.040 I'm at the person that like, I'm not like I've 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:32.400 gotten more aggressive over the last couple of years and 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:37.480 you ain't. I mean no, no, no, no no, I've 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:41.040 been getting like hold on, hold on no, he's like, 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:43.920 I'm feeling attacked at this moment. I feel like no. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:47.600 So if y'all know, So, first of all, from July 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:53.920 into March of July to March of Motheruen, I've got 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.360 like the most like I was on like a streak 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.480 and I was surprised at my goddamn so I was like, 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.160 what's the street a streak from me? It was like 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:07.160 five or six niggas. I was very surprised. I did 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:09.719 a body count like little pole and bitches like I 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:11.640 don't even with six niggas. I'm like, I'm not gonna 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:15.560 share your answer. Why are you lying? Yeah? Yeah, So 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.040 it was a solid streak of like I was like, 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:18.920 he was just done with all the like I need 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:21.800 a break there. Yeah, pretty much because like the last 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:25.400 dude who was built like in Baku. Um, yes, I 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:28.600 called him in Baku. He was you know in my 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:34.120 mind like was that and Mark and March so em 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:37.800 Baku and Baku was a big as dark skinned. Asked 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.240 nigga who was twenty five? And I knew I was. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:46.520 He wasn't trade, actually he was far trade so for 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.840 thousands of times. So for some people, like there's the 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.040 gay trade, but then there's the New Orleans trade, like 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.640 have you ever been New Orleans? There? Like New Orleans 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.920 trades is any hood nigga like basically or any nigga period, 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.120 any period, like any nigga period, Like they'd be like, 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:02.920 oh that girl, you see that trade over there? Because 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:04.920 I'm I went to school in Louisiana State, So all 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.360 my best friends and my good friends live in Louisiana. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:09.960 So there's New Orleans trade, and then there's like the 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:13.280 gay trade, which is just a thugged out as nigga. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:17.640 I like trade, but I'm growing now. I'm grown. I 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.960 go very extreme. So either like either like they have 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:25.280 no job or like they got five degrees and they 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:29.280 like they work a y like okay, so nothing like nothing. 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:31.360 I'm working trying to I'm trying to find a nigga 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:35.240 in the middle, because because it's like resume, what do 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:37.480 what's in the middle. I don't know, like a nigga 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.880 that just like works at mt A or something like that, 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:46.120 like a banker like you're making one time, like somebody 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.600 you know makes a good seventy or more like you know, 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:53.040 just a regular nigga, like exactly exactly. I don't want 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.800 tog that watch. I want to nigger that watches ESPN. 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:57.480 Like I want to come home for a long day 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:00.600 and be like, well, I work from home, so maybe 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:02.560 I come to his house after a long day. He's 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.640 like he's like, how's your table? Yeah, But but then 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:08.440 he's like but he's literally watching and then I just 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:12.040 suck his dig while he watching the game. That's halftime. Hello. Um, 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.200 So the next question is, where's the wildest place that 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.760 you've had sex? On the side of the road on 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:21.360 the highway, like you just pulled over and got out 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.080 of the car. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It was 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:27.800 inside inside, It was inside, but I ain't getting out. 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:30.600 Maybe that we'd be sitting on the side of the road, 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:35.560 isn't that. And I also made out. I made out 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:38.160 one time. I didn't have sex, but I made out 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.840 in a church parking lot of New womans. That's what 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:42.600 she want to do, that's what she want to do. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.920 But inside asked the week or the month after, did 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:49.600 anything bad happen here? No? No, because let me tell you, 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.440 like honestly, because honestly, I think I was trying to 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:54.120 speak to me too. He just letting me know this 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:58.520 wasn't a nigger for me. So, so I was twenty. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:01.200 I was twenty years old, and it's like my first time. 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:05.120 So I went to Louisiana State first kiss. No, hell no, 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:11.160 but we just made so I hadn't even had sex 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.320 yet at this point. I was twenty years old. And 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:16.120 this is literally this is the second that guy. Yeah, 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.280 I was I have tex to twenty two. Yeah, yeah, 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.720 I was late. Well, first of all, if you're getting 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:23.520 sucked in the ass, I feel like that takes time. 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.040 Like if you had a place there was no there 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:31.200 was no like the middle school. The girls would get 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.000 sucked in their ass and sucked dick and still claimed 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:43.600 to be pionon Like I know I'm gay, but not ready. Yeah. 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:45.480 Well no, at nineteen, I was like, I don't know. 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:47.440 But anyway, so I was, I was in this is 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:49.640 the first time. So l U was in ban Rouge 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:51.480 and then it's like forty five minutes from New Orlece, 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:53.600 so this is my first time in New Orleans. Um, 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:57.280 I'm at a party and this dude walks up on 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:01.280 me and when I walked in, I remember like we met, 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.360 we called so like a few minutes later he like 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.760 tests me. He's like, do you go to um what's 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:08.760 sucking school? Was that Xavier or some shi it? And 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:10.560 I was like no, And I was like, I go 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:11.879 to l s U. He's like, oh, I went to 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:13.920 l s U during the hurricane and I don't remember 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:15.640 seeing you. I'm like, first of all, lg Us thirty 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.159 thousand Motherfucker's that you really think you saw everyone? Right? 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:22.080 Probably not? But he was like, but I was like, well, 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.400 I just transferred here because I was a junior time 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:27.000 and he was like okay, um He's like I was like, 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.680 but nice meeting you, like real, I was twenty So 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.720 long story short, he comes over, he's like following me outside. 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:36.240 So I follow him outside and like he walks around 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.720 the corner. At the time, this was really sketchy because 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.800 I realized I could have died. I could have died 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.439 for New Orleans. Yeah, like I just walked around and 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:49.640 how unsafe. Yeah, like you know what, I watched too 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.879 many goddamn long Yeah, and this is like post like 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:54.760 this is not even like this literally a year after 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.399 contrainer still could like New Orleans was still a little empty. 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:00.920 It wasn't as people were still sensitive though. So he 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:02.960 walks me around and he's like, you know, we're walking, 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:04.719 we're in a parking lot and he's like, you know, 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:07.520 he asked my name anyway, his long story short, we're 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:10.480 behind the bushes making out and he grabs his dick 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:12.320 and I swear to guy to this day is probably 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:14.200 one of the biggest like dig prints I've ever seen 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:16.000 in my life. But I was a virgin, so I 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:18.399 was literally like, this ain't gonna work. But then like 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:21.480 I looked over and I was like, that's a church. 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:24.280 And then I was like this is a parking lot 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:27.600 and we're behind like a regular like we're not. And 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:28.960 I was like, oh my god, I'm in a church 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:32.280 parking lot. And then like after we like finished making out, 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.359 he told me his name was like Kevin or some 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:37.840 ship like that, and then told me his real name 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:41.080 after we made out, and he was like, oh, I'm 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:43.320 a Capa too, So he showed me his Kappa card 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:50.080 and I was like, really, they're not so I'd be 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:55.080 like Instagram the other day. Let me tell you have 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:58.359 no ship. There's two types of dancing niggas that ain't 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:01.040 ship and we'll ruin your life. First one is Kappas 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:04.640 and the second is Jamaicans because the niggas are no good. 0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:07.800 If the nigga is dancing, he gotta go. History will 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:13.520 tell you, Chris br No, I'm gonna do that right. 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:24.320 Dance the negazation comes on and he got to be dancing. NA, 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:35.000 you're not ship from dancing niggas. That's so It's funny 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:39.280 that Weezy just said that anal is progression because that 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:41.400 actually has to do with our kink of the week 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:43.919 that I picked specifically for you, and I hope that 0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:47.320 we haven't even done this, so this is really interesting. 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:49.639 So the kink of the week, guys, for this week 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:59.200 is anal fisting. Ha ha Has anyone ever asked to 0:19:59.240 --> 0:20:02.320 do that? He? Okay, so first of all, I don't 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:04.399 I don't know what the funk it is, but let 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:06.719 me be I'm go ahead. Sorry, let me explain to you, 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:10.920 guys what a fisting is. Following on from stretching, fisting 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:13.320 can be something very hot to try if you're a 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:16.879 real anal devian. Once the ass has been stretched and 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:20.480 loosened with toys and fingers, you can gradually progress to 0:20:20.600 --> 0:20:24.920 four fingers or the goose. Hold on this is well, 0:20:24.960 --> 0:20:29.000 this is the goose. This is what they gotta fit first. Okay, 0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:34.000 so maybe could do this. That's not bad. That's because 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:35.240 I had a lost way because I should not have 0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:39.080 the smallest. But these fish they give me hands though. 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:41.240 I'm gonna let you know, but real quick. So but 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:44.480 before the fifth you have the goose? Have you have 0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:47.320 you ever done the goose? Have you ever if you 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:50.040 had the goose and yours you right there, So I 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:52.639 don't know if I've had the full four finger I 0:20:52.640 --> 0:20:55.200 think I've had the full thing full three fingers. Okay, 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:57.679 so guys, we have videos. So if you guys, have 0:20:57.720 --> 0:20:59.920 ever done the goose in either your pussy or you'll 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:05.280 let's see like I'm looking at, if you've ever done 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:08.919 your your asshole. So it says after the goose you 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:12.720 can then fit a full fist. Vaginal fisting is pretty 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:16.040 sexy and extreme, but antal fisting feels that much naughty 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:19.720 or no. Ship being fisted makes you feel deliciously full 0:21:19.880 --> 0:21:23.760 and wonderfully please, as I've been full before and I've 0:21:23.760 --> 0:21:26.359 had the ship, and that's exactly what that probably this 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:28.840 is what it sounds like. It says that it's wonderfully 0:21:28.840 --> 0:21:32.200 pleasured as the knuckles and curves of the hand stimulate 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:37.800 the nerve endings in the ass. I literally thinking about this. 0:21:37.960 --> 0:21:43.040 So have you so you you've never been? Have you 0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:45.760 ever wanted to explain? Let me explain. So, first of all, 0:21:45.800 --> 0:21:48.840 I'm one of the people who like and I try 0:21:48.880 --> 0:21:51.520 to be I try to be extremely sex positive and 0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:55.159 if you fist. That is fine for you, that ship 0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:59.119 like just even the way you were talking about like 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:02.720 litting my stumfurn like my stomach turn. First of all, 0:22:02.760 --> 0:22:05.560 my ass is fickle, like I can be. I have 0:22:05.600 --> 0:22:08.320 a fickle ass. So sometimes my ass is like sometimes 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:10.760 my ass like give me that dick, and then sometimes 0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:16.720 my ass is like, dick, it's no. My ask does 0:22:16.760 --> 0:22:18.680 the same. I know when my booty hole can take 0:22:18.680 --> 0:22:22.600 a dick, and when I'm like one time with like 0:22:22.960 --> 0:22:26.960