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Speaker 1: This is your girl, Mandy Be. I'm wheezy, and we
Speaker 1: are here with a lovely, lovely guest. I hope you
Speaker 1: guys have enjoyed um so many of our past guests.
Speaker 1: We have brought yet another podcast brethren onto the show
Speaker 1: and a black gay. That's hold on. I just had
Speaker 1: a have I met you but not in the studio?
Speaker 1: Did I meet you before that? Yes? You did? You?
Speaker 1: Did you? Did? You came up to me at that
Speaker 1: party Awnies party? At the Brownies party was a rock
Speaker 1: nation even or something right? No, it's brown it was yeah,
Speaker 1: they worked their recognation at the time, but it's a Brownie.
Speaker 1: It was a Brownie. The person that flipped your phone
Speaker 1: and showed me that you were listening to it, I
Speaker 1: think so, like I d I just started listening to
Speaker 1: this week. H Well, if you guys don't know the
Speaker 1: voice or don't recognize the voice. We have missed a
Speaker 1: subbo from the Eat prate Dot podcast and that has
Speaker 1: spelt do th h O T. So I was like, um,
Speaker 1: I like to refer hi everyone. Um, I like to
Speaker 1: refer to myself as a ally. So I support the thoughts,
Speaker 1: don't I believe in equal Well. I have moments, I
Speaker 1: have periods and times. But I think like when I like,
Speaker 1: whenever I say the name, people think I automatically like,
Speaker 1: am like fucking everything walking horrible past, which I'm totally
Speaker 1: in supportive driving. Huh. I just I'm not sucking everything walking.
Speaker 1: I wish I was. I wish I really do wish
Speaker 1: I was getting more dick than. I think we all
Speaker 1: wish we were getting more dick than. Because you have
Speaker 1: the bussy, can you talk about what a bussy is
Speaker 1: really quick that I want us to know because I
Speaker 1: want you to reference this throughout the show and I
Speaker 1: need people to understand what a bussy is. Okay, so
Speaker 1: the bussy is essentially but plus pussy. I thought those
Speaker 1: boys some some people say it's boy pussy, but I
Speaker 1: just prefer but but yeah, boy pussy, just don't but yeah,
Speaker 1: like but plus pussy. So it's bussy. So I if
Speaker 1: you follow me on Twitter, all my titles always have
Speaker 1: something like my my surnames on Twitter always have bussy
Speaker 1: somewhere in it. So right now it currently says, don't
Speaker 1: hide that bussy, divide that bussy. Prior to that, it
Speaker 1: was the best bussy period because I'm inspired by City
Speaker 1: Girls period. It. So I heard your bussy. I sent
Speaker 1: to your podcast on the way here, and I want
Speaker 1: to say, y'all, I really enjoyed the quality of it.
Speaker 1: You ain't sound like you was in a bathroom or nothing.
Speaker 1: Last Bird, I'm amingo. I'm a bird. Pep talk. Yes,
Speaker 1: so bussy pep talk. So every so every episode, well
Speaker 1: actually just started that. But Bussy pep Talks is just
Speaker 1: essentially one reason why me and my guests either love
Speaker 1: ourselves or we're proud of ourselves for the week. Because
Speaker 1: I realized that a lot of times we don't necessarily
Speaker 1: um big ourselves up. I know I'm one of those people.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I'm just so humble. I don't necessarily
Speaker 1: like to like like be like, no, I'm the baddest
Speaker 1: bitch in America. Everything to tell myself why why, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm working like the thing is like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: healing and I'm working on like you know, mental health
Speaker 1: because all my greatness is in my busty spiritual cleansing today.
Speaker 1: And she was touching my um close to my groin
Speaker 1: and I was, why is she down there? And she's like,
Speaker 1: this is where your root chakra is. I was like,
Speaker 1: she's like, and you have some darkness here. I said, well,
Speaker 1: all my sex is good. She's like, well, it's not
Speaker 1: only that everything comes from the root. We need to
Speaker 1: clear your root. And I was like, well, it's clear out.
Speaker 1: But it was just like she's got to have it.
Speaker 1: Like that bitch had me in a floral tub and ship.
Speaker 1: It was really I mean you know what, I was
Speaker 1: like a waste of money to me, it was amazing.
Speaker 1: It felt great. I think it was worth it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I put money into a single Dominican mother's pocket. I'm
Speaker 1: fine with it, was mamma. So what we like to
Speaker 1: do with guests, um, it's something called an icebreaker. And
Speaker 1: because you have such I'm not lowky nervous. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm an icebreaker, you know. And and we're
Speaker 1: switching it up normally, you know, we do like the Icebreakers,
Speaker 1: but this time we're gonna do something called eat pray. Okay,
Speaker 1: ready breaker. So for the segment, we're gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and ask, have you ever ate bussy? Oh? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was a joke. That was a joke that actually was
Speaker 1: not but do you have us? Because it was giving
Speaker 1: or receiving oral? But it's so I love to suck dicky. However,
Speaker 1: you ain't looking at us. I do I have you
Speaker 1: have like I have? Like I thought this was how
Speaker 1: you joined the gay community. No, no, so some people
Speaker 1: like no, I'll sit on a nigga's face like in
Speaker 1: five dishes that don't eat pussy in the three stum,
Speaker 1: So you're not eating ass. I will eat I have.
Speaker 1: I have lickd there, you know, but I've never No,
Speaker 1: I'm going to as I've done it like once or twice.
Speaker 1: That doesn't count. I mean, I'm I'm just being honest.
Speaker 1: But how you eat prey? Blank? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's no because first of all, I'm sucking dick, so well,
Speaker 1: the I don't I'm not. I don't have to eat
Speaker 1: your heads. I mean it's just a bonus. It's not
Speaker 1: a bonus like but no, but like, but I'm also
Speaker 1: a person like balls are necessary, so you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not particularly like big on balls. It depends what
Speaker 1: they look like. I don't like like I don't like
Speaker 1: the ones that seem like they're deflated stress balls, like
Speaker 1: you know, like that there's like massage. I like them
Speaker 1: to hang just a little bit, but not too much either.
Speaker 1: I hate ones that also realized if they're tight up there,
Speaker 1: doesn't that mean you mind when I want to come?
Speaker 1: What is it? Mind's personally whenever, like I'm erect my
Speaker 1: balls like up they shrink up, Yeah, they go up
Speaker 1: and then they hang when they're just like regular every day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I I don't know. I've seen both. So
Speaker 1: maybe like if you're going to put them in your mouth,
Speaker 1: is easier to get them because if they're up there,
Speaker 1: you gotta like right, got So have you ever included
Speaker 1: food into the bedroom? I don't think I had at
Speaker 1: what I think like feel like something. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: like chocolate thorough but like one time, like when I
Speaker 1: was younger, I was, but I also still feel like,
Speaker 1: well he had chocolate, but it'd be advanced for me.
Speaker 1: It was like it was days when you like it
Speaker 1: feels weird. I mean, it was college days when you
Speaker 1: do stupid ship because you're like, oh, let me try it,
Speaker 1: let me try the whipped cream. Yeah, okay, So we're
Speaker 1: gonna go now and to pray. And so I decided
Speaker 1: to bring this up because if you guys listened to
Speaker 1: the Swinger episode that was just on, our guest Gave
Speaker 1: said that he went into the bathroom and prayed for
Speaker 1: his dick to get hard in a threesome because it
Speaker 1: wouldn't get up. So my question is, have you ever
Speaker 1: prayed for anything sex related? And if so, what? So?
Speaker 1: Number One, I cursed during cursed during prayer. The God
Speaker 1: knows my heart in my bok like I always tell people,
Speaker 1: God knows my heart in my book. Can that be
Speaker 1: the next episode title? I don't care who, even if
Speaker 1: it's not his. He knows my heart in my bussy.
Speaker 1: So I cut during. But I think I have prayed
Speaker 1: for sex because God, once again, God knows my heart.
Speaker 1: So if I say, like God, I really would like
Speaker 1: to meet a man, but he knows I want to
Speaker 1: have sex, Like, why lie to God? He already knows exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, I really need I really need some dicks.
Speaker 1: And like the last time I actually I think the
Speaker 1: last time it happened because this past so this past
Speaker 1: summer um, I was really really horny and I just
Speaker 1: like I had like I had like a series of
Speaker 1: trips back to back. So I went to l A
Speaker 1: for BT Awards and then like I went straight to
Speaker 1: New Orleans after that, and I came to back to
Speaker 1: New York and I was just like everything in my
Speaker 1: body was like I need some dick, right, So, like
Speaker 1: I was hitting up that I would normally never even
Speaker 1: hit up, and it just like randomly, like I was
Speaker 1: like I was just in the house and I was like,
Speaker 1: we're literally about to give up. I was like, because
Speaker 1: it's like nine ten o'clock. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: getting no dick tonight. I'm not getting like no, I was.
Speaker 1: I didn't pray per se, but I was like I
Speaker 1: was really like I really really really like I was like, Lord,
Speaker 1: yeah I didn't because you know, I watched this open
Speaker 1: speech and she said you don't get what you hope for,
Speaker 1: you get what you believe. And I really believe like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some dick. God maybe you have, so
Speaker 1: there is do you believe in, like you know, has
Speaker 1: alternate gods like they have other gods. I mean, there
Speaker 1: might be a sexual god in your favor that you
Speaker 1: could be speaking to. And I don't believe in like
Speaker 1: the manifest like like there's only one guy, like whatever
Speaker 1: your guy is whatever, Like I don't believe it necessary.
Speaker 1: I'm not a perfect look and it's possible. But he
Speaker 1: sent me some dick like fandomly, like it's a random
Speaker 1: motherfucker that I only went on one day with Who's like,
Speaker 1: can I come over? And I was like sure, sure,
Speaker 1: Like he's like I'm just having a bad day, and
Speaker 1: like he was like I just wanted to just be
Speaker 1: around someone else, and I was like, sure, come on over.
Speaker 1: Then before I knew it them, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: just I actually just prayed for my period to come
Speaker 1: on early because I'm going on a trip as well,
Speaker 1: and I i want to make sure my period is
Speaker 1: not on because I want to do some fucking and second,
Speaker 1: and so I did pray for my period to come
Speaker 1: on earlier, and I thought that that was like balid.
Speaker 1: I mean, he knows why I want is a self
Speaker 1: cleaning of it, And maybe you just want to clean
Speaker 1: yourself early a little earlier. That's it, that's it. I
Speaker 1: literally just wanted um. And so now to the thoughts question,
Speaker 1: We're gonna be easy for a little bit. Um. So
Speaker 1: the first one is would you rather not have sex
Speaker 1: for a year or not get head for a year?
Speaker 1: I've done both? So what aus me? You are attractive
Speaker 1: and you look fit and I haven't seen your bussie,
Speaker 1: But wait, how did you go a year without I've
Speaker 1: gone long, I've gone longer than a year. Why why?
Speaker 1: Just because don't give me? No, no, no, it wasn't
Speaker 1: like no answering this ship honestly, like people don't ever
Speaker 1: believe me, but like, hey, I don't go after like
Speaker 1: I'm at the person that like, I'm not like I've
Speaker 1: gotten more aggressive over the last couple of years and
Speaker 1: you ain't. I mean no, no, no, no no, I've
Speaker 1: been getting like hold on, hold on no, he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling attacked at this moment. I feel like no.
Speaker 1: So if y'all know, So, first of all, from July
Speaker 1: into March of July to March of Motheruen, I've got
Speaker 1: like the most like I was on like a streak
Speaker 1: and I was surprised at my goddamn so I was like,
Speaker 1: what's the street a streak from me? It was like
Speaker 1: five or six niggas. I was very surprised. I did
Speaker 1: a body count like little pole and bitches like I
Speaker 1: don't even with six niggas. I'm like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: share your answer. Why are you lying? Yeah? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: it was a solid streak of like I was like,
Speaker 1: he was just done with all the like I need
Speaker 1: a break there. Yeah, pretty much because like the last
Speaker 1: dude who was built like in Baku. Um, yes, I
Speaker 1: called him in Baku. He was you know in my
Speaker 1: mind like was that and Mark and March so em
Speaker 1: Baku and Baku was a big as dark skinned. Asked
Speaker 1: nigga who was twenty five? And I knew I was.
Speaker 1: He wasn't trade, actually he was far trade so for
Speaker 1: thousands of times. So for some people, like there's the
Speaker 1: gay trade, but then there's the New Orleans trade, like
Speaker 1: have you ever been New Orleans? There? Like New Orleans
Speaker 1: trades is any hood nigga like basically or any nigga period,
Speaker 1: any period, like any nigga period, Like they'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh that girl, you see that trade over there? Because
Speaker 1: I'm I went to school in Louisiana State, So all
Speaker 1: my best friends and my good friends live in Louisiana.
Speaker 1: So there's New Orleans trade, and then there's like the
Speaker 1: gay trade, which is just a thugged out as nigga.
Speaker 1: I like trade, but I'm growing now. I'm grown. I
Speaker 1: go very extreme. So either like either like they have
Speaker 1: no job or like they got five degrees and they
Speaker 1: like they work a y like okay, so nothing like nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm working trying to I'm trying to find a nigga
Speaker 1: in the middle, because because it's like resume, what do
Speaker 1: what's in the middle. I don't know, like a nigga
Speaker 1: that just like works at mt A or something like that,
Speaker 1: like a banker like you're making one time, like somebody
Speaker 1: you know makes a good seventy or more like you know,
Speaker 1: just a regular nigga, like exactly exactly. I don't want
Speaker 1: tog that watch. I want to nigger that watches ESPN.
Speaker 1: Like I want to come home for a long day
Speaker 1: and be like, well, I work from home, so maybe
Speaker 1: I come to his house after a long day. He's
Speaker 1: like he's like, how's your table? Yeah, But but then
Speaker 1: he's like but he's literally watching and then I just
Speaker 1: suck his dig while he watching the game. That's halftime. Hello. Um,
Speaker 1: So the next question is, where's the wildest place that
Speaker 1: you've had sex? On the side of the road on
Speaker 1: the highway, like you just pulled over and got out
Speaker 1: of the car. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It was
Speaker 1: inside inside, It was inside, but I ain't getting out.
Speaker 1: Maybe that we'd be sitting on the side of the road,
Speaker 1: isn't that. And I also made out. I made out
Speaker 1: one time. I didn't have sex, but I made out
Speaker 1: in a church parking lot of New womans. That's what
Speaker 1: she want to do, that's what she want to do.
Speaker 1: But inside asked the week or the month after, did
Speaker 1: anything bad happen here? No? No, because let me tell you,
Speaker 1: like honestly, because honestly, I think I was trying to
Speaker 1: speak to me too. He just letting me know this
Speaker 1: wasn't a nigger for me. So, so I was twenty.
Speaker 1: I was twenty years old, and it's like my first time.
Speaker 1: So I went to Louisiana State first kiss. No, hell no,
Speaker 1: but we just made so I hadn't even had sex
Speaker 1: yet at this point. I was twenty years old. And
Speaker 1: this is literally this is the second that guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was I have tex to twenty two. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was late. Well, first of all, if you're getting
Speaker 1: sucked in the ass, I feel like that takes time.
Speaker 1: Like if you had a place there was no there
Speaker 1: was no like the middle school. The girls would get
Speaker 1: sucked in their ass and sucked dick and still claimed
Speaker 1: to be pionon Like I know I'm gay, but not ready. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well no, at nineteen, I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so I was, I was in this is
Speaker 1: the first time. So l U was in ban Rouge
Speaker 1: and then it's like forty five minutes from New Orlece,
Speaker 1: so this is my first time in New Orleans. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm at a party and this dude walks up on
Speaker 1: me and when I walked in, I remember like we met,
Speaker 1: we called so like a few minutes later he like
Speaker 1: tests me. He's like, do you go to um what's
Speaker 1: sucking school? Was that Xavier or some shi it? And
Speaker 1: I was like no, And I was like, I go
Speaker 1: to l s U. He's like, oh, I went to
Speaker 1: l s U during the hurricane and I don't remember
Speaker 1: seeing you. I'm like, first of all, lg Us thirty
Speaker 1: thousand Motherfucker's that you really think you saw everyone? Right?
Speaker 1: Probably not? But he was like, but I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I just transferred here because I was a junior time
Speaker 1: and he was like okay, um He's like I was like,
Speaker 1: but nice meeting you, like real, I was twenty So
Speaker 1: long story short, he comes over, he's like following me outside.
Speaker 1: So I follow him outside and like he walks around
Speaker 1: the corner. At the time, this was really sketchy because
Speaker 1: I realized I could have died. I could have died
Speaker 1: for New Orleans. Yeah, like I just walked around and
Speaker 1: how unsafe. Yeah, like you know what, I watched too
Speaker 1: many goddamn long Yeah, and this is like post like
Speaker 1: this is not even like this literally a year after
Speaker 1: contrainer still could like New Orleans was still a little empty.
Speaker 1: It wasn't as people were still sensitive though. So he
Speaker 1: walks me around and he's like, you know, we're walking,
Speaker 1: we're in a parking lot and he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: he asked my name anyway, his long story short, we're
Speaker 1: behind the bushes making out and he grabs his dick
Speaker 1: and I swear to guy to this day is probably
Speaker 1: one of the biggest like dig prints I've ever seen
Speaker 1: in my life. But I was a virgin, so I
Speaker 1: was literally like, this ain't gonna work. But then like
Speaker 1: I looked over and I was like, that's a church.
Speaker 1: And then I was like this is a parking lot
Speaker 1: and we're behind like a regular like we're not. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm in a church
Speaker 1: parking lot. And then like after we like finished making out,
Speaker 1: he told me his name was like Kevin or some
Speaker 1: ship like that, and then told me his real name
Speaker 1: after we made out, and he was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: a Capa too, So he showed me his Kappa card
Speaker 1: and I was like, really, they're not so I'd be
Speaker 1: like Instagram the other day. Let me tell you have
Speaker 1: no ship. There's two types of dancing niggas that ain't
Speaker 1: ship and we'll ruin your life. First one is Kappas
Speaker 1: and the second is Jamaicans because the niggas are no good.
Speaker 1: If the nigga is dancing, he gotta go. History will
Speaker 1: tell you, Chris br No, I'm gonna do that right.
Speaker 1: Dance the negazation comes on and he got to be dancing. NA,
Speaker 1: you're not ship from dancing niggas. That's so It's funny
Speaker 1: that Weezy just said that anal is progression because that
Speaker 1: actually has to do with our kink of the week
Speaker 1: that I picked specifically for you, and I hope that
Speaker 1: we haven't even done this, so this is really interesting.
Speaker 1: So the kink of the week, guys, for this week
Speaker 1: is anal fisting. Ha ha Has anyone ever asked to
Speaker 1: do that? He? Okay, so first of all, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know what the funk it is, but let
Speaker 1: me be I'm go ahead. Sorry, let me explain to you,
Speaker 1: guys what a fisting is. Following on from stretching, fisting
Speaker 1: can be something very hot to try if you're a
Speaker 1: real anal devian. Once the ass has been stretched and
Speaker 1: loosened with toys and fingers, you can gradually progress to
Speaker 1: four fingers or the goose. Hold on this is well,
Speaker 1: this is the goose. This is what they gotta fit first. Okay,
Speaker 1: so maybe could do this. That's not bad. That's because
Speaker 1: I had a lost way because I should not have
Speaker 1: the smallest. But these fish they give me hands though.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know, but real quick. So but
Speaker 1: before the fifth you have the goose? Have you have
Speaker 1: you ever done the goose? Have you ever if you
Speaker 1: had the goose and yours you right there, So I
Speaker 1: don't know if I've had the full four finger I
Speaker 1: think I've had the full thing full three fingers. Okay,
Speaker 1: so guys, we have videos. So if you guys, have
Speaker 1: ever done the goose in either your pussy or you'll
Speaker 1: let's see like I'm looking at, if you've ever done
Speaker 1: your your asshole. So it says after the goose you
Speaker 1: can then fit a full fist. Vaginal fisting is pretty
Speaker 1: sexy and extreme, but antal fisting feels that much naughty
Speaker 1: or no. Ship being fisted makes you feel deliciously full
Speaker 1: and wonderfully please, as I've been full before and I've
Speaker 1: had the ship, and that's exactly what that probably this
Speaker 1: is what it sounds like. It says that it's wonderfully
Speaker 1: pleasured as the knuckles and curves of the hand stimulate
Speaker 1: the nerve endings in the ass. I literally thinking about this.
Speaker 1: So have you so you you've never been? Have you
Speaker 1: ever wanted to explain? Let me explain. So, first of all,
Speaker 1: I'm one of the people who like and I try
Speaker 1: to be I try to be extremely sex positive and
Speaker 1: if you fist. That is fine for you, that ship
Speaker 1: like just even the way you were talking about like
Speaker 1: litting my stumfurn like my stomach turn. First of all,
Speaker 1: my ass is fickle, like I can be. I have
Speaker 1: a fickle ass. So sometimes my ass is like sometimes
Speaker 1: my ass like give me that dick, and then sometimes
Speaker 1: my ass is like, dick, it's no. My ask does
Speaker 1: the same. I know when my booty hole can take
Speaker 1: a dick, and when I'm like one time with like
Speaker 1: a very my ex like because we always had to
Speaker 1: work like it's always a work like to give extra. No,
Speaker 1: we're not seeing it. No, no one wants to watch.
Speaker 1: And it doesn't start that bad bro. His whole hand
Speaker 1: with his wrist is in her asshole. So I put off,
Speaker 1: but I put all four fingers in a woman's pussy.
Speaker 1: He's starting off pretty. Ain't nobody got like I've seen
Speaker 1: punching her. Yeah, so you go in and out with
Speaker 1: the fist. Can't y'all turn her away? I can wait.
Speaker 1: So I just want to see her face in her
Speaker 1: asshole after Oh, it'd be open because I watched it. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what happens when you sators for anals. So they
Speaker 1: have these little things like you put inside of a
Speaker 1: pussy to see a service, so they put it in. Look,
Speaker 1: he's just like anybody. I t to be talking like
Speaker 1: only like dick, tongues in my ass and three fingers
Speaker 1: at most three fingers a decent amount. So that's like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just you know once again, it that's your thing.
Speaker 1: I God, bless you, Dick. Why can't you do four fingers?
Speaker 1: Like probably I could probably eventually get four fingers. You're
Speaker 1: right that I want to, but I would like to
Speaker 1: just draw a limit. So I didn't even realize until
Speaker 1: that video came up that I've kind of fisted a girl. Uh,
Speaker 1: the last girl I slept with, who was not who
Speaker 1: you guys think it is. I she asked for all
Speaker 1: of my fingers and then like you're a piece of
Speaker 1: sh She kept asking me to keep going, and I
Speaker 1: was like a little bit nervous because I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm getting passed like the thumb and maybe I fisted her.
Speaker 1: I didn't close it, but it was open. I've I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been that's called goose because it looks like a goose,
Speaker 1: like a goose beak like this, Like you said, puppet.
Speaker 1: It's a goose called goose well, and that was to
Speaker 1: make me squirt because you have to reach certain certain
Speaker 1: things and all that ship look. But again, if you
Speaker 1: like it, I love it. I'm like looking at more
Speaker 1: gaping and scaring me. Listen, this was so romantic. I've
Speaker 1: done a lot of ship is romantic, mea in hearing
Speaker 1: her prowl. Then some black dude, the only black person
Speaker 1: in the comments, wrote, ow, that's that's that's my hero.
Speaker 1: Because I ain't know, so you're not into that. I
Speaker 1: don't think I would be into fisting more important, even
Speaker 1: though I like to peg, I don't even think I'm
Speaker 1: to the dominant to where it would arouse me to fist.
Speaker 1: The guy in his ask, I don't but I don't want.
Speaker 1: But also like I don't know about y'all, come out.
Speaker 1: I have air farts, so I feel like after after fisting,
Speaker 1: my air farts are gonna be like like my task farts,
Speaker 1: like my air farts are gonna be mad loud. They're
Speaker 1: already loud, like out of your ass? What the real
Speaker 1: do you think it was? Sound would make I don't
Speaker 1: know because like my air farts tighter? Ask right, my
Speaker 1: a fart airt after usually are like, no, like that's
Speaker 1: how my ship like sounds regularly, sounds like letting air
Speaker 1: out of a farts sound pretty. He's not my regular farts.
Speaker 1: These are my air farts. These are after fucking far
Speaker 1: the ones that pussy might do like a little funny
Speaker 1: because I said that actually at the live show, like
Speaker 1: niggas be so into this annal sex shit and opening
Speaker 1: up the booty hole, like your booty hole don't even
Speaker 1: feel regular for the next four hours, Like ship comes
Speaker 1: out differently, your fart sound different, like your whole as
Speaker 1: asked me whistling after like it'd be like it'd be
Speaker 1: like showing show that's when my ass I'll be doing
Speaker 1: that and it'd be laugh and it's a little for me.
Speaker 1: It is. My doctor just checked my ass a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago. He didn't say nothing. Wait, gays get their
Speaker 1: asses checked at the you know, you gotta get like
Speaker 1: I do the full. When I do the STD check,
Speaker 1: I do the full like check your Yeah. He goes up,
Speaker 1: he swipes it in and he looks at it and
Speaker 1: you know, okay, so you have an average booty hall. Yes,
Speaker 1: like paps asshole. It's not like a pass me or
Speaker 1: per se. It's more like he literally just like he'll yeah,
Speaker 1: like he you know, dabs it with his fingers and
Speaker 1: maybe opens it a little bit, you know. And then
Speaker 1: I've had like I've had some doctor. What kind of doctor?
Speaker 1: Is this just a regular part? I want to like byles?
Speaker 1: I want to play some booty holes for a living.
Speaker 1: That sounds like funny. I typed in anal noises, but
Speaker 1: nothing came up, just my ass. But I've talked no
Speaker 1: Me and my friends have talked about this, and they
Speaker 1: also said that day, by the way, just a sidebar,
Speaker 1: I am with Jeeves and this girl we were invited
Speaker 1: over for a three cent the other day. Come on
Speaker 1: and I pulled up my phone and sneezing porn was
Speaker 1: on there, and I looked at the both of them.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I have a podcast about sex, and
Speaker 1: so I just have to look up weird ship God.
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, like sure, whatever. I think the
Speaker 1: bitch was scared to sneeze like all night because I
Speaker 1: felt so guilty, Like can you imagine in the middle
Speaker 1: of a three somewhere all smoking weed were sitting on
Speaker 1: the couch and I pulled up my phone to show
Speaker 1: you something and sneezing porn comes up. Like I thought
Speaker 1: this bitch was gonna run for the hills. I would
Speaker 1: have that some I mean, I was trying to find
Speaker 1: a new kink in a wheat. Hey all right then,
Speaker 1: all right, so we're gonna go hey, y'all and get
Speaker 1: into the horrible decision. As you guys know, this is
Speaker 1: like a segment where we talk about the bulk of
Speaker 1: the show, majority of the ship, and I love this
Speaker 1: savoy with all of his innocence is allowed, is about
Speaker 1: to embark on this type of conversation with me, which
Speaker 1: y'all might have an issue with, but we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about it. So, um, this episode, is you down with
Speaker 1: O P P? Yeah? You know, so this episode is
Speaker 1: actually discussing other people's property. Um, this conversation is going
Speaker 1: to get into possibly when you meet a man and
Speaker 1: he not all the way single or person or a
Speaker 1: woman and she says she's not all the ways singles,
Speaker 1: but she's making it seem like she's availably unavailable. Um,
Speaker 1: whether she's in a situation ship, whether she or he
Speaker 1: is in a relationship and he kind of lying to you,
Speaker 1: or whether they're married, Um, in your case, married and
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into that conversation. I want to feel
Speaker 1: like there's some blurredlines though with married men that are
Speaker 1: d L versus married when with women, right, because I've
Speaker 1: heard women love to listen to gay niggas talking about like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you sun this guy even straight and
Speaker 1: he's married. But then women should on other women when
Speaker 1: they're sucking married men, like go get your own. It's
Speaker 1: like when they're gay, there's this like blurred line. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Well, I mean he was married
Speaker 1: to another man? Oh he was? Yeah, So I'm I'm
Speaker 1: excited to hear this story full on. So let me
Speaker 1: ask you, when dating someone who's not technically yours, did
Speaker 1: he open up about that when you first met him?
Speaker 1: Did you know that he was married? And and prior
Speaker 1: to this situation, have you ever met somebody who was like,
Speaker 1: I got a situation, but we can still kick it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because niggas ain't ship. Um. They even have
Speaker 1: a lot of open and and then there's openly. I
Speaker 1: personally don't my man is my man not hers to um?
Speaker 1: But if you know my man, I will cut you. Um.
Speaker 1: But um, So my my situation in particular is a
Speaker 1: little different because this is somebody that I had previously
Speaker 1: been with and they got married. Um. And then so
Speaker 1: but I knew that they had gotten married. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I know, I was very clear. I saw the
Speaker 1: wedding photos and everything. Did that not make you feel weird?
Speaker 1: I did not, so ha ha oh mandy. Um. So
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to make it seem
Speaker 1: like super because I ain't gonna make that the excuse.
Speaker 1: But at the time, a bitch had a had been
Speaker 1: without some dick for a long time. Um. And we
Speaker 1: were we were driving from New Jersey back to Brooklyn, um,
Speaker 1: because he was in New Jersey and I knew he
Speaker 1: was in New Jersey and he was with his brother
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, I'm dropping my brother off
Speaker 1: in New Jersey like he's already going whatever, and then
Speaker 1: I'm driving back to Brooklyn. I was like, oh, well
Speaker 1: you can, just I can come with you. You know,
Speaker 1: you knew what she was doing, all right, So y'all
Speaker 1: in my head and no, y'all in my head. I
Speaker 1: was like, way like I had conversations because you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta talk to yourself. So I was like, so,
Speaker 1: what you don't want to do this. You don't want
Speaker 1: to be you don't want to you don't want to
Speaker 1: be the other man, you don't want this. But then
Speaker 1: I got in the car and at first it was fine,
Speaker 1: we were just having regular conversation. That's how it always
Speaker 1: But then first we weren't we believe, and then we
Speaker 1: were like, that's not only how it goes though. So
Speaker 1: what happened was he pulled over to the side of
Speaker 1: the road, over the side. He literally just pulls over
Speaker 1: the side, and I'm like, what the funk are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like why are you just pulling over? Literally, we were
Speaker 1: just having regular conversation. I swear to guy to say,
Speaker 1: you know what, people over to the side of the
Speaker 1: road and was like, do you want to suck my dick?
Speaker 1: And literally like just plops this in. At first, that's
Speaker 1: why he sucked that dick. It was at first it
Speaker 1: was like I was like, like there was a two
Speaker 1: second Yeah, it was like a two second period where
Speaker 1: I said, so they don't do this. But then I
Speaker 1: was like it was just did it before. It was there,
Speaker 1: It was just there and it was just looking like
Speaker 1: it literally because once again I hadn't had dick in
Speaker 1: a while. So it was looking like it was literally
Speaker 1: like the dick was talking to me. It was like
Speaker 1: suck man, suck, suck me. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: like your inner voices voices. Yeah yeah, so it was
Speaker 1: like suck me and I was like, fuck it. So
Speaker 1: I just started doing it and did you so I
Speaker 1: started taking off while you were sucking Mandy? No, I'm Coke.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, like, did you like, are
Speaker 1: you just leaning over? Because it was a big he
Speaker 1: had a big It's like a Ukon truck. I want
Speaker 1: to say, I think it was like a Ukon truck.
Speaker 1: Um I want to tell to me detascus, I don't
Speaker 1: what at this point, don't matter. Uh he's still married
Speaker 1: and they're still together. Whatever. Um So he pulled it,
Speaker 1: he pulled it out and like I kind of like
Speaker 1: leaned over the middle and just and just put it in.
Speaker 1: I was not ready for that skill. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: told you. I'm not even asked for a reason. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I can hold on. Let me try so not even close,
Speaker 1: not even wow, let's see what you can do. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that. Um so life did he have his
Speaker 1: um like his ring on? Honestly, that's a good as question.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think him and his husband
Speaker 1: wear rings honestly, but he might, but he might have
Speaker 1: had it on. I first of all, thanks y'all to
Speaker 1: know I'm such a basic ass bird ass bitch that
Speaker 1: I'd be having to figure out which I always have
Speaker 1: the google which rings. I you don't know what's the
Speaker 1: left hand? I never remember. I never remember, no index
Speaker 1: finger because Europeans right on the right, Americans were on
Speaker 1: the left index finger married if it's fair fair, but
Speaker 1: I don't know that point it wasn't, so it didn't matter.
Speaker 1: I knew that, I knew that he had a husband.
Speaker 1: So what you actually happened was like we stopped, he
Speaker 1: started driving again, and he pulled over again, and we
Speaker 1: did it again. And at one point he was like,
Speaker 1: you gotta stop going so hard because you're shaking the
Speaker 1: car and we're on the side of the road about
Speaker 1: they what with your mouth? You were shaking the car
Speaker 1: with your mouth because I was your whole head was
Speaker 1: shaking a U cut. What's y'all listening to? My head?
Speaker 1: Is good? And let me and let me tell y'all,
Speaker 1: because literally after I was done, he was like, you're
Speaker 1: still the best head like I've ever had. I believe you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I believe you. Like but also
Speaker 1: he was like, you're still the best head. But he's
Speaker 1: like also, he's like, you shore you ain't been I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, just he's like, have you been practicing?
Speaker 1: I was like, I practice from time to time, just
Speaker 1: to make sure that how do you practice? Sometimes I practice,
Speaker 1: like I eat bananas pretty much every day, So things
Speaker 1: a little no, But you know you still you while
Speaker 1: I but you still got Just when you put cylinder
Speaker 1: objects in your mouth doesn't mean you're practicing for me.
Speaker 1: For me now, none of our listeners, none of our
Speaker 1: male listeners, are gonna eat bananas every day, and I
Speaker 1: never take the opportunity. You're masculine? Is that motherfucking fragile?
Speaker 1: And that's your problem. I practice, you keep the skin
Speaker 1: on it when you do it. So was this the
Speaker 1: only time that you've dealt with a married man or
Speaker 1: dealt with someone who was in a relationship? Probably not, Okay.
Speaker 1: I was thinking my mind, like does it count if
Speaker 1: they was like on the verge of breaking up? See, yeah,
Speaker 1: So that's another question that I had because I think
Speaker 1: that that makes accounts for the conversations, like literally they
Speaker 1: were like no, because so I've never like we hadn't
Speaker 1: gone off. We didn't go on our first day until
Speaker 1: after the like the week after they up, but before
Speaker 1: they broke up. Yeah, yeah, yeah that counts. But like
Speaker 1: but like more or less, we were talking knowing that
Speaker 1: like he knew I liked him, and I knew he
Speaker 1: liked me, and I knew that they were kind of Indians.
Speaker 1: Soon you know what's fucked up in my head, and
Speaker 1: this is something like the whole hierarchy alien incredible is
Speaker 1: like you know, other holes judge each other, blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: kind of strippers processes whatever. I in my mind think, Okay,
Speaker 1: if they're not married, it's not that bad. That's what
Speaker 1: I'd be thinking to myself. But then I think married
Speaker 1: is bad. I mean I think, like honestly, honestly, at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, like because I'll be able
Speaker 1: to married man, I don't give a funk, and if
Speaker 1: you don't, you don't given And to me, that's a
Speaker 1: valve that that man made to his wife. I don't
Speaker 1: try to come in and ruin a wedding. I don't
Speaker 1: try or ruin a marriage I don't come in thinking
Speaker 1: that I'm going to replace the wife. Um, we have
Speaker 1: an arrangement or an agreement into whatever relationship we decided,
Speaker 1: and um, I mean is it wrong? Yeaht and had
Speaker 1: hell for it, But I mean, to me, that's not
Speaker 1: about that I made and you know fair and I
Speaker 1: think for me the reason I really well, first of all,
Speaker 1: the situation, I made it sound extra sexy, but it
Speaker 1: was a low key a little like it was a
Speaker 1: little like he towards the end of it, he definitely
Speaker 1: like literally was like a little disrespect. So did you
Speaker 1: keep seeing him? How to you? How sore that day
Speaker 1: I'm going to the car? Well he was like, because
Speaker 1: first of all, he wouldn't. He wouldn't like touch me
Speaker 1: like he and like he really would like it literally
Speaker 1: felt like like towards the end, I was like, am
Speaker 1: I like this feels like already I'm on the side
Speaker 1: of the road, So like I fell up like he wouldn't.
Speaker 1: And then like at one point I tried to take
Speaker 1: his hand to like finger my ass while he's doing
Speaker 1: He's like, no, just keep sucking the dick like I
Speaker 1: told you, And I was like, normally, like sometimes that
Speaker 1: can be cute and that's cool once you've gotten to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like we ain't done nothing in years. So the
Speaker 1: fact that he wasn't trying to please you, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and like the way he was talking to me, and
Speaker 1: then at one point towards after we were done, after
Speaker 1: he told me it was still the best head he's
Speaker 1: ever received, he's like, just don't catch feelings for me again.
Speaker 1: And that's a tough one. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: do you really like? I was like, and that was
Speaker 1: the hard part for me. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: and then that was kind of opened him. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this nigga really I've gotten Really this nigga thinks I'm
Speaker 1: that desperate that like literally he could treat me like this,
Speaker 1: but slash state that dumb man ship like don't care.
Speaker 1: I wondered, because I feel like the word that you
Speaker 1: just used, um, some people could put that into anyone
Speaker 1: who would deal with a married person is that they're
Speaker 1: desperate either for the attention, for the sex, or just
Speaker 1: to have that type of companionship with someone. Inspiration is
Speaker 1: a silly word to use, especially with women that date
Speaker 1: married men or like whatever, like there's mad niggas out
Speaker 1: here like some desperate not personally. I had my first
Speaker 1: real serious relationship was a dude that was married and
Speaker 1: didn't tell me and I found out months after and
Speaker 1: it was really really hurt. But we ended up together
Speaker 1: and it was a horrible break up, and I felt
Speaker 1: like he was such a terrible boyfriend to me because
Speaker 1: I really believed it was my karma, you know, like
Speaker 1: I met him, he tricked me he was married. They
Speaker 1: ended up getting in a force while we were together,
Speaker 1: but I still felt like I got what I deserved
Speaker 1: because I did bet So now if I ever find out,
Speaker 1: it's a note for me. But there is a weird
Speaker 1: I feel like sex word. I think I like that karma,
Speaker 1: like karma because what happened, what happened, what happened? He
Speaker 1: felt like Carmen because um, I literally like didn't just
Speaker 1: something about it just didn't feel right after Like after
Speaker 1: I did it, I was like, something about this don't
Speaker 1: feel right. So I went to the emergency room because
Speaker 1: I felt like I was like, what if he got something?
Speaker 1: Like I went to the emergency room like two days
Speaker 1: after because I was like, I just feel like what
Speaker 1: if he got something and just somethingbody didn't feel right,
Speaker 1: and I went to the emergency room. I actually had
Speaker 1: like my friend shout out to my friends Chanelle. Chanelle
Speaker 1: took me to that. She drove me to the motherfucker's
Speaker 1: room because I was like, what if I got like,
Speaker 1: what if he had HIV? What if? Like you thought, yes,
Speaker 1: I really, I really like something about something about in
Speaker 1: my spirit didn't feel right, So I was like, what
Speaker 1: if he has something? And then so like I went,
Speaker 1: you know, they have like emergency basically, they have like
Speaker 1: planing b for HIV. UM. Yeah, excuse me, yeah, so
Speaker 1: excuse part of the conversation. Let's get into that. So
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not like a doctor, so I don't
Speaker 1: want to like miss no, I can google with facts.
Speaker 1: So I pretty much like it's pretty much like it's
Speaker 1: not prep. So it's another another thing called Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's a PEP. That's what I thought. So you
Speaker 1: have heard of it. Yeah, So my friend Um went
Speaker 1: on to a panel this weekend getting people ready for
Speaker 1: Pride Weekend that's happening in New York or Pride Weekend
Speaker 1: all over the country. And there's PEP and then there's
Speaker 1: prep and I believe what CHEP is like afterwards called PEP,
Speaker 1: post exposure, welcome and emergency HIV treatment. It's not a cure.
Speaker 1: It's a form of prevention, short course of drugs that
Speaker 1: stops the exposure from long life infection. So there you go.
Speaker 1: So that's what you got. It's expensive, right, The emergency
Speaker 1: didn't room. Doctor wouldn't give it. She was like, well,
Speaker 1: if you're not sure, I can't. I'm just not going
Speaker 1: to minister. And I was like, ok, I'm like a
Speaker 1: bit like I'm telling you I think I might be
Speaker 1: and she was like yeah. And that was also the
Speaker 1: it was like a whole it was like, the dirty
Speaker 1: nat I'm trying to tell you is dirty. You know
Speaker 1: what's kind of stupid about that? We're not sure we're
Speaker 1: pregnant with That's stupid. So it was like and she
Speaker 1: would not it must be exact the way true veda
Speaker 1: without insurance is just popped up is five. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: looked this country. Yeah, so that's really that's really so
Speaker 1: that was kind of your karma. The felt Yeah, I
Speaker 1: felt like just telling her the story, I felt dirty.
Speaker 1: Felt I felt dirty telling her the story I felt
Speaker 1: And then I was upset because I was like well, bitch,
Speaker 1: what if I actually have something you have now you
Speaker 1: now aided in me keeping it. Yeah, like, bitch, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get like I'm trying to make sure I
Speaker 1: don't have it. But it's also the car. This is
Speaker 1: the thing too, So marriage being I guess we can
Speaker 1: make it a religious thing, right, It's commitment that someone
Speaker 1: made religiously, Because I just said, I don't think a
Speaker 1: girlfriend's a big deal, but marriage, girlfriend, boyfriend is also
Speaker 1: a commitment to So like I guess you maybe have
Speaker 1: to be a little religious to think that you would
Speaker 1: get some bad karma from a married man. Well, honestly,
Speaker 1: I think, like at the end of the day, what
Speaker 1: I've just come to terms with and like I said,
Speaker 1: I don't I'm a black gay man in America. I
Speaker 1: try not to judge. If you want to suck somebody
Speaker 1: else's man, you gotta deal with whatever. But for me,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to ever deal with that again.
Speaker 1: Like that was that was for me. That was kind
Speaker 1: of like the moment of like if you ain't because
Speaker 1: first of all, too much work, it's too much when
Speaker 1: it's not good enough for us, And this is what's
Speaker 1: too much work. No for me, it was much fucking
Speaker 1: a married man. Hell no, it's the easiest work in
Speaker 1: the motherfucking world. You don't have to call them. Let
Speaker 1: let me break it down real quick. You don't have
Speaker 1: to call them niggas because the niggas be at home
Speaker 1: with day wives, so they don't really want you to
Speaker 1: hit them up. They just hit you up. Then plans
Speaker 1: are made based when they're available, so you don't have
Speaker 1: to like, see here but yourself available, right, So they're
Speaker 1: rarely available, so they're not a lot of work at all.
Speaker 1: That's the fucking perfect thing about I did it. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a relationship or you're trying to carry
Speaker 1: on something with a married dude, right, let's say that.
Speaker 1: I want to know. Now, that's stupid. Why are you
Speaker 1: carrying on a relationship that they can be paid bills?
Speaker 1: Y'all have fun. That's that's it. It's not well, let's
Speaker 1: take paying bills out of it. Let's know you shouldn't
Speaker 1: because okay, well, everyone listening, because if you're dealing with
Speaker 1: a married man, there is no need ever to deal
Speaker 1: with a married man who is not providing for you
Speaker 1: a fact, because let me finish, But there are people
Speaker 1: that married niggas just because right, And so I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: if you are one of those listening, bitch, you better
Speaker 1: get a light bill paid, a phone bill paid, something paid,
Speaker 1: because guess what, that wife that he has has a
Speaker 1: shared account most likely is getting some of her bills
Speaker 1: reduced in her life for fucking with this nigga. So
Speaker 1: whatever benefits that bitch is getting for being that wife,
Speaker 1: if you were sitting here taking the role as a mistress,
Speaker 1: because bitch, whatever relationship in your mind you have, all
Speaker 1: you are is a mistress. You need to be getting
Speaker 1: something out of the relationship other than dick. So because
Speaker 1: that the money is okay, the money is that wash
Speaker 1: your away? Oh you might, but you got the money. Sure,
Speaker 1: you got the money to pay for it. And if
Speaker 1: when I deal with Africans and their culture and their
Speaker 1: society and their continent, bitch, they can have multiple wives.
Speaker 1: But this is where is karma. If I'm dealing with
Speaker 1: African man, there ain't none. So you don't African a
Speaker 1: Nigerian and I just got transfer this week, nigga, So
Speaker 1: I don't know the funk about his wife when it
Speaker 1: comes to American men or the logic that we don't
Speaker 1: have multiple wives, right, someone that's like our own culture, right,
Speaker 1: Ken Karma, is it really something that someone should worry
Speaker 1: Is it something I believe you should think about? And
Speaker 1: I mean the guilt. I think I think anytime, and
Speaker 1: I want to be very clear, whether married, not married,
Speaker 1: with somebody without somebody just dating you, anytime you fuck
Speaker 1: somebody over, anytime you purposely intentionally try to you hurt somebody,
Speaker 1: or you know you're doing something that you know intentional.
Speaker 1: So a lot of women will say, I'm not doing
Speaker 1: this to hurt his wife. But I think when I
Speaker 1: say intentional, when I say intentional, for the person who's
Speaker 1: the person cheating, if it's a merryman or the person
Speaker 1: who's in the relationship or married woman, whether the case
Speaker 1: may be because the women cheat too. Either way, it
Speaker 1: goes whoever, if if this person found if you're a
Speaker 1: significant other, whether Mary not Mary found out, that would
Speaker 1: hurt them. So therefore, to me, it becomes intentional. So
Speaker 1: anytime you do something, yeah, anytime you do something that
Speaker 1: could hurt somebody, unless it's an open relationship or something
Speaker 1: like that, to me, you have to worry about karma.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just big on karma in general, and that
Speaker 1: includes my work. My working might includes my work life
Speaker 1: like I've had motherfucker's sucked me over and work like
Speaker 1: I people over and work sometime too. You gotta just
Speaker 1: deal with karma and how it comes back. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: it comes back to you in whatever way is to
Speaker 1: come back to you. I think the reason that I
Speaker 1: said it was too much work is because either from
Speaker 1: either end, if I can't call you up on a
Speaker 1: Tuesday and take grab drinks with me or something like that,
Speaker 1: and I gotta know, we gotta get a hotel. We got.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be that emotional. We have to get a
Speaker 1: whole song and dance. And I don't really want to
Speaker 1: deal with you Availace, but she attaches emotions to a
Speaker 1: lot of things. And when and when you're bringing when
Speaker 1: you're married man, I don't think you should include emotions
Speaker 1: because he's never going to be your man. I think
Speaker 1: the same way this nigga told you don't catch feelings.
Speaker 1: That's that's what we're talking to. Mary niggas period married
Speaker 1: niggas a nigga with in a relationship, they'll tell you
Speaker 1: don't get in your feelings. But I think I think Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm an emotional person, so low Ki, I can't, I think, like,
Speaker 1: regardless of what you tell me, I'm a person that
Speaker 1: naturally puts emotions into most things, so whether that be work,
Speaker 1: whether that be anything, so I can I can't agree
Speaker 1: with what easy on that because I'm a motherfucker who
Speaker 1: does attach emotions. I don't think it's an easy thing
Speaker 1: for me for me to know that someone like, unless
Speaker 1: it's agreed upon that it's just for sex. But if
Speaker 1: I met someone and like find out they're married and
Speaker 1: keep want to carry it on, let's take bills or
Speaker 1: whatever aside, because it's not always the case, right, I
Speaker 1: think bills and all of that ship is considered sugaring
Speaker 1: or sex work. So I don't really, in my mind
Speaker 1: compare it to this conversation because we just said it
Speaker 1: was dating other people's property or whatever. When it comes
Speaker 1: to that, I think there's a lot of energy that
Speaker 1: both parties have to put in for them to funk
Speaker 1: over one person. And if I'm single and I could
Speaker 1: do whatever the funk, I won't I need somebody that
Speaker 1: could do the same ship too, unless the sugaring is involved.
Speaker 1: If you're getting a benefit from it. It makes sense,
Speaker 1: right because I don't think sex work should have anything
Speaker 1: to do with that other person's life. If I'm getting money,
Speaker 1: I don't really give a funk what you got going on.
Speaker 1: But there are people that are dating married people, and
Speaker 1: that's the thing I think honestly, Like I say to me,
Speaker 1: it's all about, like you, anytime you're dealing with somebody
Speaker 1: who has somebody else and day now in an open relationship,
Speaker 1: you gotta deal with the karma period because if that
Speaker 1: person finds out, the other significant other finds out, they're
Speaker 1: going to be hurt so and both parties. Guy, like
Speaker 1: I gotta deal with it. You gotta deal with it
Speaker 1: period thinking. And that's not from a judgment standpoint. It's
Speaker 1: just like if if you're doing something that you know
Speaker 1: could potentially hurt somebody, and that that I mean, we
Speaker 1: all do ship that unknownly that could hurt somebody emotionally.
Speaker 1: But or you might be with a nigga you don't
Speaker 1: know how's a girlfriend exactly, so it didn't then that
Speaker 1: that can that can that case can be different in
Speaker 1: my mind, because if you really didn't know that this
Speaker 1: nigger had somebody male or female, you'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: did you find out? Then you're like, oh, no, I'm good.
Speaker 1: A friendship that I shouldn't have had with a married man.
Speaker 1: And I remember thinking every time I saw his number
Speaker 1: pop up that it was his wife. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, I can cut this off. And I'm getting
Speaker 1: anxiety anyone that she was going to call me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, I don't even want this kind
Speaker 1: of pressure any whatever culture a wife never I actually,
Speaker 1: Um had been with a married football player before and
Speaker 1: he brought me to the sweet and his wife was there.
Speaker 1: Did she know he had me with his friends? So
Speaker 1: I was like, with the friends, she didn't know who
Speaker 1: I was, she didn't know what we did. But he like,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I want I want to. I feel like
Speaker 1: he relessly because that's something who don't care about nothing
Speaker 1: about nothing like disgusting. No, maybe didn't wear well. I mean.
Speaker 1: And it's crazy though, because I mean even the other
Speaker 1: guy who had me on payroll, who I mentioned on
Speaker 1: the show before, his wife knew me because he followed me.
Speaker 1: He worked in New York for a while, and Um,
Speaker 1: she knew who I was. She didn't know the extent
Speaker 1: of our relationship, but she knew who the hell, I was,
Speaker 1: did the wife from the suite know that you were
Speaker 1: you know, did you know that she was gonna be
Speaker 1: there when you were there? Or did he's bringing on you?
Speaker 1: Um As I was getting my tickets and we were
Speaker 1: going to the arena, he was like, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: kids too. His kids were Oh damn roofless nigger. Like
Speaker 1: I said, I almost want to suck him because I
Speaker 1: feel like he's gonna suck your soul out of you
Speaker 1: because he don't give a I mean, but I mean
Speaker 1: I played, I played my role. I knew, I like,
Speaker 1: and I was yeah heavy, yeah, yeah, Nigga had his
Speaker 1: children and because he too, I'm not going in to
Speaker 1: business where he I mean, but that's the thing too,
Speaker 1: Like that's my greatest fear with being with a rich man.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean clearly. And I think that that's
Speaker 1: the difference to when you bring into someone maybe of
Speaker 1: power or of wealth, they're going to behave differently than
Speaker 1: dealing with someone who's I mean not aw. I don't
Speaker 1: want to judge man with money, but like I do,
Speaker 1: really they have that money and stuff. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: don't even think it's that it's easy access. I think
Speaker 1: that men with money, feel like they can do whatever
Speaker 1: because it's harder to leave them. Because we talked about
Speaker 1: that before. It's become a crush for you a little bit, right,
Speaker 1: Like I mean, now you have I don't know how
Speaker 1: many kids he has. Don't say the number, No, I'm not,
Speaker 1: but let's say it's three and this woman he listened
Speaker 1: to the show has three kids. Of course you nigga,
Speaker 1: do it right now? Whistle sound with you talking about
Speaker 1: I heard that ship before, like fuck you, fuck you,
Speaker 1: you tri tri Nigga. The children. You can't even make
Speaker 1: sure she didn't bring the children that day day and
Speaker 1: the children. Let me just say this, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that I ever think Mandy would be the type to
Speaker 1: do something like that, because she wouldn't. But nigga, you
Speaker 1: should just think for yourself. What if I what if
Speaker 1: she has a one more? What too many of a drink?
Speaker 1: And Mandy just say, just don't even put yourself that
Speaker 1: motherfucker's trust the funk out of me. That's why I
Speaker 1: don't know. That's why nigga trust, I mean, I am
Speaker 1: not really shouldn't be. Facts. Is Mandy more loyal to
Speaker 1: you than you are to your wife? I mean that's disgust.
Speaker 1: You know, there's trust. I think trust is very important communication. Um,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what type of relationship you hold with
Speaker 1: the person, these are very important things. All right. This
Speaker 1: is becoming very judging, so I'm not judging. I am
Speaker 1: just amazing. Like, no, it ain't even judgment, man, it's
Speaker 1: a it's amazement because like that ship is bold, Like
Speaker 1: that's some bold. A ship, that's some bold, as he said,
Speaker 1: amazing because hold on, hold on, hold, And I can
Speaker 1: only say that ship is bold because like my father
Speaker 1: just snorkland, Like my father always sunk up words of
Speaker 1: my ask Like my father would be the type of person.
Speaker 1: My father is the type of person like when I
Speaker 1: was young that like he would have multiple bitches he
Speaker 1: was sucking at a house party and have me there
Speaker 1: and I would know all these So that's why I'm wait, wait,
Speaker 1: was your Were they together? They thought they I mean
Speaker 1: they all thought that I was special to them. Man.
Speaker 1: I always knew no, no, no, you said your dad
Speaker 1: Was he with your mother? Oh no, no, all the grids,
Speaker 1: Like he would have all the girlfriends in the same space,
Speaker 1: but they would all know me, and of course I
Speaker 1: would know them. And it would just like it'd be like, really,
Speaker 1: all these bitches aren't here together. So so I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that's but to have you in the sweep with
Speaker 1: the kids. It's the kids. I don't give a funk
Speaker 1: about the right because we all because like the being
Speaker 1: the wife. But it's the fact that he like he
Speaker 1: couldn't tell like, you know, baby, I think today we
Speaker 1: should leave the kids at home. They should just play.
Speaker 1: You know, did you feel bad? I feel bad about?
Speaker 1: What about the kids? What am I feeling bad about?
Speaker 1: I had a great time. You know, it was a
Speaker 1: sweet There was food, drinks, the game went well. You
Speaker 1: guys met. How did you meet the wife? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: talk to her that she had Because I feel like
Speaker 1: men have types. No, it's crazy because and I will
Speaker 1: say this so I don't want to say all the
Speaker 1: merry men I deal with, but I have dealt with
Speaker 1: quite a few. I'm very different than all of their wives.
Speaker 1: Their wives are very homely safe. Um, I'm like their
Speaker 1: adventure away from home. So they have fun with me,
Speaker 1: they rock out. We fucking do it like we fucking
Speaker 1: do crazy ship that he couldn't do what his wife
Speaker 1: or wouldn't do with his wife and I still feel
Speaker 1: like you would know. Oh no, I'm not like any
Speaker 1: of the wives. I don't look like any of the
Speaker 1: wife I mean, not even from that. But you know,
Speaker 1: like for example, when I passed certain certain Asian women,
Speaker 1: because I've been with Jeeves, I know that I know
Speaker 1: his type in that way, I feel like if you
Speaker 1: would know even they don't look like me. Our sizes
Speaker 1: are different, our colors are different, our hair textures are different.
Speaker 1: There's our careers are different. I'm normally, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not like any of the one. I mean because it's
Speaker 1: a it's a nigga, so you know, he most if many,
Speaker 1: a beautiful bitch. So at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: like you just gotta nist. But I mean, the only
Speaker 1: time it ever happened to you? What or have you
Speaker 1: ever been in a place maybe on accident, like you
Speaker 1: went out somewhere and then somebody you've been Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was dealing with this um one day. He wasn't
Speaker 1: married yet. They ended up getting married. Um, but we
Speaker 1: went to the club together and she knew who I
Speaker 1: was and all that, and she went with him together. Um,
Speaker 1: we were all going to be at the same club.
Speaker 1: So when we went to say hi. She specifically wanted
Speaker 1: to meet me and shake like hello, I know who
Speaker 1: you are, like and it was just like hi, but
Speaker 1: this is my friend. Like we had stopped sucking, but
Speaker 1: he was still giving me money, but like she knew
Speaker 1: who she k who I was. So the just we
Speaker 1: can't be too. I mean, we just had to talk
Speaker 1: about our interaction and what it would be in the club,
Speaker 1: like listen, like I can't if I'm that. That was
Speaker 1: nice he did. He didn't say me like I'm not
Speaker 1: about to be blah blah. But this Nick was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, come to Daddy's daycare. Enjoy the way. No way,
Speaker 1: really get the fries. The French fries are real good,
Speaker 1: the cupcakes, all types of liquor. They got a dessert
Speaker 1: table and the dessert kids was snotting all over it
Speaker 1: to not even knowing, Oh well they be could they
Speaker 1: walk in at this time? I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: they were babies. I mean, but okay, I'm done. We're
Speaker 1: not gonna talk about you know anyways. We're gonna hop
Speaker 1: off of the horrible decision for this episode and judgment.
Speaker 1: It's amazement. It's amazement, right, I know, I'm I'm really
Speaker 1: am friend. I want to do I want to go
Speaker 1: because I would suck up. I would suck up and
Speaker 1: like I would suck up and like make too much
Speaker 1: eye contact with her where she would sent something because
Speaker 1: I'd be like but then or or or like the
Speaker 1: kid would run upon me by accident. I'd be like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, like like no no, no, no no, And
Speaker 1: she would be like, what the fun is going on?
Speaker 1: She'd be like, you're sucking my man, my man. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, no, bitch, I'm not. I feel like GUI,
Speaker 1: why'd you get your dresses? Mouth? Like, yeah, I would,
Speaker 1: I would. I mean I have a friend in the
Speaker 1: bedroom area that spread. All I say is a little bit,
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean it is, which is why they've
Speaker 1: all been in the Chris Chris Brown, you're talking about you. Anyways,
Speaker 1: We're gonna go ahead and get into the homemail. And
Speaker 1: I picked this one specifically for you because I thought
Speaker 1: it was cute. Um. By the way, guys, if any
Speaker 1: of you guys want to send us homemail, please email
Speaker 1: us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and do the humble flex once again.
Speaker 1: We get way too many d ms now on Instagram,
Speaker 1: so that ship is getting lost. We're not We can't
Speaker 1: keep up with our DM homemail, so please email us
Speaker 1: has been doing a great job with flagging the good ones,
Speaker 1: because all of them are not good and y'all need
Speaker 1: to check your fucking grammar. Um, but we has been
Speaker 1: doing a good job flagging ones. So this one. Actually
Speaker 1: the title is I need bigger dick in my life. Hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: I love the show. I started listening a few weeks
Speaker 1: ago and can't get enough. My name is We're gonna
Speaker 1: call him Doug. Here is my issue. I'm a gay
Speaker 1: mail and I've been with my boyfriend for about a year.
Speaker 1: We lived together and the relationship is great. There's just
Speaker 1: one issue. I crave giving head to someone with a
Speaker 1: bigger dick. I'm primarily a top, but I love giving head.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend isn't the smallest in the world. But before
Speaker 1: I was wifed, I was living my best life as
Speaker 1: a single man, and if I wanted to suck a
Speaker 1: guy with a big dick, I was simply able to
Speaker 1: find one on Grinder. Now that my whole life has
Speaker 1: come to an end, I'm missing a big part if
Speaker 1: you get what I mean. I brought up the idea
Speaker 1: of having a threesome if he was interested, but I
Speaker 1: think that would cause more problems in the relationship than
Speaker 1: it would solve. I don't want to cheat on him,
Speaker 1: But as I scrolled through Tumbler and seeing all these
Speaker 1: lovely options, my mouth just begins to water. How do
Speaker 1: I go about solving this issue? By the way, no,
Speaker 1: I have not told him that I'm having these issues.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have him questioning his body. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the help. Okay, so you okay, so you're
Speaker 1: a top who just likes to sell day. First of all,
Speaker 1: your a unicorn. He's a unicorn. That's not well. No,
Speaker 1: I think I just have I've seen the problem once again.
Speaker 1: I'm just getting to a point where I'm starting to
Speaker 1: better quality niggas because do you think that maybe you're
Speaker 1: too masks and they like don't like to suck dick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always with like niggas that like really assume gender roles.
Speaker 1: So they're like, I'm a top, so I'm only eating ass,
Speaker 1: I don't suck dig blah blah blah blah, and don't
Speaker 1: eat ass but not suck dick. Yeah, but the last
Speaker 1: the last pussy they just eat because they're I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're weird. The niggas is weird. And
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of gate porn, and I do
Speaker 1: notice that, like the top won't suck so sometimes. So
Speaker 1: lately I've been working with dudes that like either our
Speaker 1: verse or they like to And I've also just finally
Speaker 1: gotten for a long time it wasn't getting good, like
Speaker 1: the Embaku suck my dick, Okayamba, suck my dick and
Speaker 1: ate my ass like oh yeah, yeah, okay. So what
Speaker 1: is your advice for Doug So? Doug so? Doug? Um, Look,
Speaker 1: this is a hard one. I mean, Doug isn't really
Speaker 1: that serious, Like do you gotta suck a big like?
Speaker 1: I say with you, I'll be honest with you. He
Speaker 1: said it wasn't, just wasn't. But I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I have this issue when so fella Bay has been
Speaker 1: popping back into the picture. His dick is not as
Speaker 1: big as seven and I don't even have the I
Speaker 1: don't have the urge to suck his dick because it
Speaker 1: is smaller. I do prefer sucking bigger dicks. Where I
Speaker 1: can use my hands. My mouth actually might hurt later,
Speaker 1: Like I like to have a nice size dick, like
Speaker 1: a little dick. It's thinking, I was laughing. I will
Speaker 1: agree depending on how so did you talk about at all,
Speaker 1: if they would do it together, like do it I
Speaker 1: was stuck dick. At the same time, I really believe, um,
Speaker 1: I meant to it together like sucking on the next dick.
Speaker 1: But I really believe like there's things we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to sacrifice for the people that we choose to be with,
Speaker 1: Like the dude did I want. I don't have the
Speaker 1: biggest ass in the world, and chick said he was
Speaker 1: before I had huge asses. Maybe he might miss that
Speaker 1: being with me. But the girl will be last week
Speaker 1: had a huge ass and we both enjoyed it together.
Speaker 1: Now I don't think he's gone. Yes, Petty, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure I'm sorry with Sneezy. Um No,
Speaker 1: she had a big ass and I saw his face
Speaker 1: and I know he liked it. And I don't feel
Speaker 1: any type because whatever I don't have that you know
Speaker 1: what I'm like, what a to do? And I think
Speaker 1: that there are certain things that we might have to
Speaker 1: give up if he got some good bussy. Would you
Speaker 1: rather have that than if you at the top. You know,
Speaker 1: if he's got good bussy, the duties he got got
Speaker 1: good bussy obviously, Okay, so you gotta like my thing, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: take dick or what if he wasn't getting bad or
Speaker 1: what if he wasn't the power? But I want to know,
Speaker 1: I guess from my thing for Doug is kind of like,
Speaker 1: is it really that like? And I get what you're saying,
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't want to cheat, so to me, it
Speaker 1: sounded like he's getting to the point where he wants
Speaker 1: He either wants to cheat because he also doesn't want
Speaker 1: to bring this issue up to his partner because then
Speaker 1: his partner may feel insecure about his Well, he don't
Speaker 1: have to say, like I need a bigger dick. He
Speaker 1: could just say, let's bring someone over and have fun
Speaker 1: with and then tell him that you want to have
Speaker 1: a big dick. But like you said, you know your nigga,
Speaker 1: So his nigga does nigga saying he ain't never say
Speaker 1: to me, you're a big enough. He talks about how
Speaker 1: great it is, even though I know he's lying. But
Speaker 1: that's a real one. Even though it was thanking me,
Speaker 1: and he was like, doesn't she have a nice ass.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you get shut up the stop. But that's
Speaker 1: the thing. You don't have to just say it. By
Speaker 1: the way, I laughed when you mentioned Grinder because when
Speaker 1: he said all I do is going Grinder to find
Speaker 1: a big dick, I felt like he said five miles
Speaker 1: dick size Grinder, And I thought you said. I was
Speaker 1: about to say, you can't if Grinder asked that, if
Speaker 1: they that that ship is gonna be that is gonna
Speaker 1: be lit. But I think you can't say hung or
Speaker 1: something like that. I don't know, Yeah, yeah, I ain't
Speaker 1: been on Grinder in a while. Now, y'all ship you're
Speaker 1: sucking second cards, riding cards with boys married back. So
Speaker 1: I was set, that's fine, that's fine, sneeze and watching that.
Speaker 1: But I think to a certain degree, I get what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Where like the bigger the dick usually usually
Speaker 1: because you never had to think that was too big
Speaker 1: that talked about it in a previous episode, I couldn't
Speaker 1: even get past the head like that's just like I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm not even sucking it. But I've had
Speaker 1: so my thing is like I've I've been blessed because,
Speaker 1: like I said, my aunt is fickle, so get I
Speaker 1: generally get boyfriend dick, so I generally get six to
Speaker 1: eight inches, um, which I'm so like I said, I'm
Speaker 1: so thankful because like my eight inches is considered boyfriend.
Speaker 1: That's BIG's a big dick. What's boyfriend? Thank you? These average?
Speaker 1: I didn't know you're gonna say to eight though, well
Speaker 1: it know what eight is like on the bigger side
Speaker 1: of boyfriend. Eight, but six, So I mean I prefer
Speaker 1: six to seven or actually I prefer actually prefer a
Speaker 1: good six seven, six and a half. You can take
Speaker 1: a whole eight, I can take eight. I can say
Speaker 1: I can take to be fair, is not a big deal.
Speaker 1: Like and you have both her I like herbs. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I hate curb like a curved I've been saying, their
Speaker 1: curve and what angle you need me to put my assets?
Speaker 1: I can't do the curved dicks? So okay, So I guess,
Speaker 1: doug our advice is to go ahead and possibly just
Speaker 1: try to bring in a third and maybe vet that
Speaker 1: they're hung up to around. You know, if you bring
Speaker 1: in the third, it's just sex right and most times,
Speaker 1: so like, I don't think there's anything wrong with saying
Speaker 1: like send me pictures and the pictures back, but you
Speaker 1: should talk about maybe fantasising about sucking dick together so
Speaker 1: you get to get it out of your system to Honestly,
Speaker 1: the only reason we had a threesome recently because I
Speaker 1: need to pussy really bad. I'm keep it real with you.
Speaker 1: I was like, I know we're not sucking other people,
Speaker 1: so let's get it. So we're gonna get into our
Speaker 1: last homemail, y'all. Um. The last homemail is UM is
Speaker 1: titled four Way, three Way. This again is for I
Speaker 1: think if it folds into our topic for this episode UM.
Speaker 1: So it says, hello, are you beautiful ladies? First, I
Speaker 1: want to let you know how awesome I think you are.
Speaker 1: I am one of your thirteen white listeners and I
Speaker 1: think you both. I'm sorry that I gave that number.
Speaker 1: I want to I think you vote. And the podcast
Speaker 1: is amazing. Horrible Decisions is woke and nasty and Hella entertaining.
Speaker 1: It has definitely definitely made my sex life better because
Speaker 1: I listened every day and think about sex even more.
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a hope from way back in my
Speaker 1: hoeing ways are reignited listening to the show. Thank You.
Speaker 1: One thing I want to say thank you for is
Speaker 1: opening my eyes to the unique problems that women of
Speaker 1: color face. I try really hard to be conscious of
Speaker 1: the issues that people come up against, and I wholly
Speaker 1: acknowledge my white privilege, but I never understood that women
Speaker 1: of color have a unique station that is different from
Speaker 1: men of color. One episode, you all were talking about
Speaker 1: something and a light bulb went off. It was like duh,
Speaker 1: and I felt foolish for not knowing it before. So
Speaker 1: thank you for that. I wish you would have let
Speaker 1: us know what we said. Anyways, here's the question. I
Speaker 1: do have a home milk. She spelled whole without the honey.
Speaker 1: I've been with my husband for fourteen years and we
Speaker 1: have a great sex life. Kudos to you for fourteen years. However, days, Hello, hello,
Speaker 1: miss you are m v P. I'm amazed, amazed. So
Speaker 1: the second time to day, I am really interested in
Speaker 1: bringing guests into the bedroom. He is into the idea
Speaker 1: as well, and he has a hot friend that I
Speaker 1: want to suck. My husband is turned on by the
Speaker 1: idea of watching his friend fuck me, and I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure his friend is down he's super flirty and handsy.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. The friend is married. I'm by so
Speaker 1: I'd be down for group sex too. How do I
Speaker 1: slash we get this orgy started? I feel like the
Speaker 1: wife is the biggest barrier to some hot action. By
Speaker 1: the way, I'm dying. Her last name is Watson, and
Speaker 1: I can never read that name. Oh that's definitely black
Speaker 1: without thinking Randy Watson. Yeah. And the only I only
Speaker 1: me too. I don't know my my cousin half of
Speaker 1: my side of my family's last name is what that's what?
Speaker 1: So I wasn't a reader last name, but I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a common black name. Yeah. Um, So I think
Speaker 1: for this, I mean, it's kind of hard because I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe you should try to be more handsy
Speaker 1: and flirty with the wife too, and get and try
Speaker 1: to see where what her reaction is to that before
Speaker 1: you try to make it a full on orgy. Because
Speaker 1: the thing is, you've got to make sure that the
Speaker 1: wife would be comfortable and approves. So here's what a
Speaker 1: good idea would be, inviting them over for like a
Speaker 1: game night. Getting the white or drunk poker or naked
Speaker 1: strip or strip twister is a good idea. But I
Speaker 1: like the strip poker idea because if she won't even
Speaker 1: take off, if she won't even take not even the bra,
Speaker 1: because you can say, okay, down to braun panties, strip poke,
Speaker 1: that's a great idea. And then like, because you don't
Speaker 1: have to get fully, you can say down to drop
Speaker 1: brawn panties and if she'd be into it, she'd be
Speaker 1: into it. Also, I think that m Orgies or four
Speaker 1: ways aren't really that good if the woman isn't by like,
Speaker 1: it's just like sucking with someone else in the room.
Speaker 1: And in that case you don't really want that. Well,
Speaker 1: she actually just wants to get her never mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she definitely wants the husband involved, but she's would Mrs
Speaker 1: Watson send us a picture of a couple? We ain't
Speaker 1: gonna share it, but I gotta know bit um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that that was good advice. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you should definitely make the woman feel comfortable. And the
Speaker 1: fact that you're saying, is there any conversation that you
Speaker 1: guys think she should bring up once she's over there
Speaker 1: or how she is there, what you guys think she
Speaker 1: should um start to me, it bothers me that she
Speaker 1: said that the husband is flirty and handsy, and if
Speaker 1: you feel like the wife is a barrier, the wife
Speaker 1: cannot be liking how flirty and handsy that nigga is
Speaker 1: if he's that flirty and handsy with your ass. So
Speaker 1: you might need to take more of the attention off
Speaker 1: of the husband if you already feel like the husband
Speaker 1: is down, and maybe again show more attention to the
Speaker 1: wife special Maybee. I think that's for sure Instagram to
Speaker 1: see if I could find her, but there's a lot
Speaker 1: of them. I don't know. I think that that's definitely
Speaker 1: what you need to do. Have that conversation with your husband.
Speaker 1: Maybe you even see if he's open to it. First
Speaker 1: you think he's open, see if he's open, because then
Speaker 1: maybe he can open heart into doing it. So if
Speaker 1: you if you get him on board, maybe it's something
Speaker 1: that he can have a conversation with his wife to say, hey,
Speaker 1: let's try this out. Let's swing, let's have a I mean,
Speaker 1: and an orgy could sometimes scare someone off if they're
Speaker 1: not as hyper sexual. So maybe saying it's couple swapping
Speaker 1: or swinging like I don't like the word either, so
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't be good It's kind of like how
Speaker 1: fisting is more threatening than five fingers, So no one
Speaker 1: thinks it's a bad idea for them to hook up
Speaker 1: with the husband's friend. Alex, let me introduce you to
Speaker 1: where you are, and it is called horrible. No, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying the fact that they're so close. I mean
Speaker 1: the husband. The husband said that he doesn't have a problem.
Speaker 1: It's his husband, it's her husband's friend. I mean, if
Speaker 1: they're already flirting and the husband's down with it. No,
Speaker 1: because this is the problem. This is the problem, right,
Speaker 1: This is the thing that you're bringing up right now
Speaker 1: is why people feel like they shouldn't have three simms
Speaker 1: with friends. But there's something different with three sints with friends.
Speaker 1: One person isn't in a relationship. They're both married. They're
Speaker 1: both married. So this, this keeps you from feeling like
Speaker 1: that third person that's maybe might funk her better. They
Speaker 1: can't have anything going on. It's two married couples. So
Speaker 1: when you brafer than a threesome friend. Yeah, it's also
Speaker 1: safe for who's single, even though they could definitely do
Speaker 1: she can do the same thing. They're not alone, they're
Speaker 1: not single, and so what am I gonna do caring
Speaker 1: gonna leave when Josh is also leaving and they're just
Speaker 1: both randomly going somewhere by themselves and that hell no,
Speaker 1: and everybody already gonna be on high alert after the foursome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely a highlert. Just say I think that is all right.
Speaker 1: So before we get out of here, do you want
Speaker 1: to go ahead and let um our listeners know where
Speaker 1: they may find you? Yes? UM follow me e prey
Speaker 1: that there is no oh, there's a zero instead because
Speaker 1: Instagram would let me do that. Um. I am on
Speaker 1: Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Music players were still pending really
Speaker 1: still wait and I think we'll talk about this later.
Speaker 1: By the way, I want to co sign your podcast
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Speaker 1: beginning of this episode was so impressed with the production
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Speaker 1: Usually I mean I told you I'm not even real
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Speaker 1: But it did pens like everybody like usually talks about
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Speaker 1: it's always like which we got to talk about that?
Speaker 1: But something like I said to me that it's just
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Speaker 1: So it's really just a focus. If you guys follow
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Speaker 1: we've probably swapping back back before it. Sometimes he has
Speaker 1: some great ship on there, So go check it out
Speaker 1: and thank you so much for coming on. Oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, I do want to say, before he came
Speaker 1: in here, he was like, oh, I know what song
Speaker 1: Takes said. He was a resident gay want I just
Speaker 1: want to I want to I want to be part
Speaker 1: of the team. I want to be the resident gay
Speaker 1: y'all also had still didn't get to do gay black
Speaker 1: fucking sex tips. We have not had a gay man
Speaker 1: get a sex tips yet. I feel like you should
Speaker 1: of being xd on because I love indcast, I love
Speaker 1: I listened to that he has great story. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I feel like like you should get a panel. It
Speaker 1: should be me me xdm of my favorite things that
Speaker 1: has ever been said on this podcast. And he said
Speaker 1: that he likes weed from gay niggas because it got
Speaker 1: glittered in it. I hate. Alright, Well, guys, thank you
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