Speaker 1: That was rough that our technical difficulties. We were hoping
Speaker 1: we were gonna.
Speaker 2: Well, we're three, three, four episodes in now, and I
Speaker 2: feel like we should be pros at this and not
Speaker 2: wondering where do we find the microphone button? Is it
Speaker 2: to the right.
Speaker 3: I'm still struggling. I'm still struggling with the technology. So yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just I've just never felt older than I did
Speaker 3: trying to trying to start recording today's podcast.
Speaker 2: So hello, hello, by Now we've listened to our first
Speaker 2: three episodes of this podcast. And how do you feel
Speaker 2: now after having listened to your voice for three hours straight?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, I I made the smart decision to not listen
Speaker 3: to it three hours in a row, like to break
Speaker 3: it up, because yeah, it's like listen, you know, you
Speaker 3: hate that, like when you leave a voicemail and you're like, God,
Speaker 3: is that is that really what I sound like? Imagine
Speaker 3: that but much better quality? And yes, that is what
Speaker 3: you sound like. But part of your job is listening
Speaker 3: to it. So yeah, it's nothing like listening to your
Speaker 3: own voice. But I loved it, I thought, I mean,
Speaker 3: I am very happy with it. I mean, it doesn't
Speaker 3: really matter what we think though, because you and I
Speaker 3: could you know, sit in a room by ourselves and
Speaker 3: be like, this is great, We're irrelevant.
Speaker 1: This is all.
Speaker 3: It's really all about the tana Ritos and if yeah,
Speaker 3: if they are, if they're on board with us, and
Speaker 3: I feel like they are.
Speaker 1: I feel like they are.
Speaker 2: I feel like we're going to bring them on this
Speaker 2: journey with us, regardless of how many times we screw
Speaker 2: up the facts or right ourselves.
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of screwing up the facts, didn't we decide
Speaker 3: that it's going to be fanner Rito's.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, faner Rito's.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 2: Well, this brings me to an important point that there
Speaker 2: there's already arguments going on about you is it?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: What? Well, everyone's debating whether it's tanner Ritos or tanner Ritos,
Speaker 2: Like is it spelled with an enter? At which I
Speaker 2: know the answer, but does it really matter? People care?
Speaker 2: Like I don't wait, why wait?
Speaker 1: You mean it's spelled with it? Oh? Is it tanner Reno's.
Speaker 2: In the original show Full House, it was spelled tanner Reno's,
Speaker 2: but they changed the spelling in Fuller House so to
Speaker 2: tanner Ritos. But I just say it the same way.
Speaker 2: I just say, oh, lot tantos, Like I just say it.
Speaker 2: I don't think about how it's spelled, but people are
Speaker 2: noticing the spelling.
Speaker 3: It's sort of is it like the yanny sound like
Speaker 3: what do you hear? Do you hear tanner Reno's or
Speaker 3: do you hear tanner Rito's. It's like the blue or
Speaker 3: gold dress right right right?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know which is correct, because I feel like,
Speaker 3: whichever camp I pick, it's technically.
Speaker 2: Are you team tanner Renos or team Tantrina? It sounds
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I think I originally was team tanner Renos because I
Speaker 3: seem to remember when we first heard it, or you
Speaker 3: said it in the script in fuller, weren't we all
Speaker 3: kind of like, wait, was that it? Or was it
Speaker 3: Tanto Renos? We all kind of were thrown by it, right,
Speaker 3: and then we talked about it and we're like, now
Speaker 3: we're just going with Tantaerto's. And then we were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess it sort of sounds like okay, fine, etoses,
Speaker 3: but whatever. Technically we're both right and we're both wrong,
Speaker 3: and really that's that's as much agreement as we're gonna
Speaker 3: get in today's times.
Speaker 2: And Ironically, nobody ever picked up on this because they're
Speaker 2: watching Full House, they're not reading the scripts like we are.
Speaker 2: Until we named our podcast how Rude Tantarritos, And now
Speaker 2: everybody's now, well, that was.
Speaker 3: Why we did it, just to it was purely for
Speaker 3: the obviously huge controversy.
Speaker 2: So we're so scandalous on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, I mean that's really that's huge.
Speaker 2: Breaking up right, Well now that now that we've mumbled
Speaker 2: for a few minutes, should we get into this this episode,
Speaker 2: our next episode, or any more you want to chat about?
Speaker 3: I'm well, I look, there's always things I want to
Speaker 3: chat about, one of which is that we saw our
Speaker 3: mutual friend or I saw our mutual friend.
Speaker 1: Gwen Victor two days in a row, which was wonderful.
Speaker 3: Yes, she was our dialogue coach that worked with us
Speaker 3: in later years and she Yeah, I got to see
Speaker 3: her at a play reading that I did and also
Speaker 3: out at the picket lines.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so awesome. I love all of this. And yeah,
Speaker 2: I love Gwen so much. She's fantastic. Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 2: love her.
Speaker 3: Anyway, just that was a fun little mutual friend moment
Speaker 3: that that I said I would tell her that you
Speaker 3: said hello, or that you'll you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's listening to this podcast. I don't know. She
Speaker 2: doesn't do social media, so I don't know if she's
Speaker 2: ever gonna hear this show.
Speaker 1: She's the smartest one out of all of us, for sure. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just knocked over a leak.
Speaker 2: This is maybe by season two we'll get our acts together,
Speaker 2: and I hope the Taylortos are still wrong.
Speaker 1: You've worked with me for years and seasons. You know
Speaker 1: how this go.
Speaker 2: We never get it together.
Speaker 1: No, no, no no, and I'm always knocking things over
Speaker 1: all right, all right, so yeah, I guess we should get.
Speaker 3: Into the next episode since that's sort of the point
Speaker 3: of the podcast.
Speaker 2: So that's why we're here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, great, the only reason we're here, but it's
Speaker 3: like ninety nine percent of it.
Speaker 2: All right. Well, welcome back everybody to how Rude Tanner Ritos.
Speaker 2: We're here to discuss season one, episode two, which is
Speaker 2: titled Our Very First Night. It aired on September twenty fourth,
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty seven, and it goes a little something like this.
Speaker 2: The girls are rocking when Uncle Jesse is left in
Speaker 2: charge of them for the night, but Danny is really
Speaker 2: when he arrives home to find Jesse conducting a band practice.
Speaker 2: This episode was directed by joel's Wick, who has directed
Speaker 2: every single TV show he on the planet.
Speaker 3: He's directed so many things. He didn't do the He
Speaker 3: did not do the.
Speaker 1: Pilot though, did he or did he do the pilot?
Speaker 2: I think he did the pilot. Yes, he did do the.
Speaker 3: Pilot, and I think he did a lot of Yeah,
Speaker 3: he did a lot of the first season, but not
Speaker 3: all of it, I don't think, But yes he did.
Speaker 1: He's directed a ton.
Speaker 2: Of stuff and he wrote the book on sitcom directing?
Speaker 2: Did you read that before?
Speaker 1: I read that book?
Speaker 3: I did read that book, and he was one of
Speaker 3: the people that inspired me to to really try it out.
Speaker 1: He was like, jokes, you know what you're doing, you
Speaker 1: need to try this.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And we were actually at breakfast at a deli by
Speaker 1: the how Arts Deli, So yeah, I mean, imagine Joel
Speaker 1: and his delis. He's always happiest there.
Speaker 2: I love Joel. This episode was written by Jeff Franklin
Speaker 2: and it had a few guest stars. Judy Aarrenson stars
Speaker 2: as Raven, who is the only female member of Jesse's band.
Speaker 2: She has also known for weird Science, Friday the Thirteenth,
Speaker 2: The Final Chapter and Beverly Hills nine O two one,
Speaker 2: Oh very cool. And then this is also guest starring
Speaker 2: David Wakefield, The Pizza Man, which we'll get to The
Speaker 2: Pizza Man just yeah eat.
Speaker 3: Well, I you know, ironically, I actually still talk to
Speaker 3: Judy Aaronson, like we're social media friends and yeah, and
Speaker 3: I saw her at an event that Caitlin was hosting
Speaker 3: Stemos's wife for like a political thing, So yeah, I
Speaker 3: still she is still around and awesome. And I mean
Speaker 3: she the purple hair is is not there anymore.
Speaker 2: But I was gonna that was my next question is ye,
Speaker 2: no more purple hair?
Speaker 1: No darn it at least last I saw.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe she'll bring it back after we talk about
Speaker 2: this episode. We'll see. Okay, we are opening the show. Oh,
Speaker 2: in Michelle's room, where Jesse and Joey are finishing up
Speaker 2: changing her diaper, they say, seventeen minutes, we beat our
Speaker 2: old record by thirty seven minutes, and then they enthusiastically
Speaker 2: high five. No, wait, I did the math on this.
Speaker 2: Does this mean it used to take them fifty four
Speaker 2: minutes to change one diaper?
Speaker 1: Yes? I the math part.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna attempt to do, but yes, because if
Speaker 3: they beat it by thirty seven minutes, that means that
Speaker 3: they have to add that it. Yeah, so basically they
Speaker 3: got to the house and they've just been changing a diaper.
Speaker 1: That's all they've.
Speaker 3: Been doing the entire time that that that they're there.
Speaker 3: But can I can I say do they did you
Speaker 3: see the part where they throw the baby wipes in
Speaker 3: the thing that is not a trash can.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a big toy. Yeah, the stacked rings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're using it as a genie or whatever. It
Speaker 3: is just a toy that they are throwing trash in.
Speaker 3: I just had to comment on that.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: You know, that's a common thread in these first few
Speaker 2: episodes that Jesse and Joey are incompetent parents. Yes, one,
Speaker 2: Joey comes up with this brilliant idea that if they
Speaker 2: triple change, if they triple the diaper, they'll get three
Speaker 2: times the protection but only have to change her one
Speaker 2: third as often. So they wrap three diapers around Michelle
Speaker 2: and grab her jammies out of the closet.
Speaker 1: Also incredibly unsanitary. It's that poor child.
Speaker 3: They've never heard of diaper rash. I mean, you just
Speaker 3: wrap them in three diapers. But I guess that's sort
Speaker 3: of the point. But is this what people who don't
Speaker 3: have experience around babies think you're supposed to do around babies, Like.
Speaker 2: It's been so long since I've I've changed a diaper
Speaker 2: that I would never think to triple diaper though, make
Speaker 2: I maybe get an extra absorbent nighttime diaper, but three diapers.
Speaker 2: Come on, it's a silly look.
Speaker 3: If you're wrapping a baby in three diapers. You don't
Speaker 3: even know that the diapers come in different forms. You
Speaker 3: don't even know that there's a nighttime one. All right, anyway, exactly.
Speaker 1: But doesn't he first just putting the kid in a
Speaker 1: bag in like a trash bag.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, in a hefty bag.
Speaker 3: Yes, again, with the kids in the bags in an
Speaker 3: oven bag.
Speaker 2: The oven bags, they got to use a hefty use
Speaker 2: a hefty bag. So they realize they can't fit the
Speaker 2: baby who's wearing three diapers into her pjs, so they
Speaker 2: just start tying different pairs of pajamas around her waist
Speaker 2: and around her neck. This Olsen twin, whichever one it is,
Speaker 2: is very tolerant of all these machinations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was impressed. I was very impressed.
Speaker 3: And also I do the same thing when I struggle
Speaker 3: putting on my pajamas. I just start tying them around
Speaker 3: random parts of my body.
Speaker 1: It works. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's much cooler that way. There's more airflow.
Speaker 1: It's true. It's true.
Speaker 2: So Danny walks in and Jesse and Joey very proudly
Speaker 2: hold Michelle up and say tada. Danny is not impressed
Speaker 2: with this, and he tells the boys that he will
Speaker 2: take it from there. Jesse and Joey leave the room
Speaker 2: while Danny tells Michelle she really is a good sport,
Speaker 2: which she is.
Speaker 3: He is he really doubting his decision making at that point,
Speaker 3: you know, is Danny like, oh, what have I done?
Speaker 2: I think it's coming. I think it's this episode later
Speaker 2: on where he starts to question Yeah, every decision he's
Speaker 2: ever made in his life. Yeah, particularly this one about yes,
Speaker 2: inviting his brother in law and his best friend to
Speaker 2: live with him.
Speaker 1: But that creates the stakes for the rest of the show.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I feel like Danny at this point is like,
Speaker 3: I've really just added two more children to the.
Speaker 2: Mix, exactly. It's a very full house. We cut to boy,
Speaker 2: that's only one. I've only done it once. Just wait,
Speaker 2: it's only been like three episodes. That means there's gonna
Speaker 2: be more. There's so many puns to come. We cut
Speaker 2: to Uncle Jesse's room, where Uncle Jesse is singing an
Speaker 2: Elvis song while redecorating his room, which brings us to
Speaker 2: our Everywhere You Look segment where we talk about cool set.
Speaker 1: Cool set deck. But also do you remember John singing
Speaker 1: that song all the time? Because I do, you do?
Speaker 3: Maybe he would just sing that that was part, just
Speaker 3: that one part, but like that was where you could
Speaker 3: hear him around set. He'd just be walking around and
Speaker 3: like sing that, going to his room, going to the
Speaker 3: dressing room, going to craft service. So when I heard
Speaker 3: that little bit, I was like, oh yeah, that was like.
Speaker 2: Your thing unlocked a memory.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: That's kind of like our version of Jody Sweetened.
Speaker 1: Right exactly, walking the halls thing. Yep.
Speaker 2: I love that tick of his. So yeah, okay, So
Speaker 2: we're in Jesse's room, which looks fantastic. We see a jukebox,
Speaker 2: We see a pink lawn flamingo.
Speaker 1: It's not even a lawn flaming. It is a giant flamingo.
Speaker 3: I it's like, well, maybe there was a lawn one,
Speaker 3: but there's also like a very large flamingo.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I don't think it's a it's a blow up flamingo.
Speaker 2: I think it's like a like an actual like.
Speaker 1: An action statues statuary.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, crazy?
Speaker 1: It was the sock hop uh neon light, Yes.
Speaker 2: The sock Hop neon sign, a blow up saxophone guitar
Speaker 2: and display records on the wall. Uh and Elvis posters
Speaker 2: of course. Oh oh. But then the most random item
Speaker 2: of all, a postage stamp dispenser vending machine. Right, what
Speaker 2: is that? Like? Why why would you need a postage
Speaker 2: stamp vending machine?
Speaker 1: Why would you need it in your room?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Where is Jesse sending letters
Speaker 1: off to?
Speaker 2: What is he's he writing to?
Speaker 1: Maybe was a collector's edition thing?
Speaker 3: Also question if it's taken them an hour to change
Speaker 3: one diaper and this is still like the first night, right.
Speaker 2: Is this the fit?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Right?
Speaker 1: So how the hell they get all that stuff in there?
Speaker 2: They've been working very they had time to move.
Speaker 1: They've been so busy changing one diaper.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, well, and who's watching the
Speaker 2: rest of the children while Jess and Joe changing diap
Speaker 2: there's hour after hour.
Speaker 1: That's who's that's who's moving them in is the kids?
Speaker 3: I mean, DJ has obviously already proven herself to be
Speaker 3: an excellent mover.
Speaker 1: So that's okay, never mind, but DJ, she's moved them in.
Speaker 1: Got it? Great? Okay, keep going, This is awesome.
Speaker 2: Okay. So Stephanie walks in the room and asks, what
Speaker 2: happened to my room? She is upset that Jesse is
Speaker 2: covering up her pink bunnies on the wall with his Elvis.
Speaker 1: Posters postage stamp machine.
Speaker 2: She says, my mom, Oh yeah, I mean, how rude. Right. Uh.
Speaker 2: Stephanie says, my mom made those bunnies just for me.
Speaker 2: Don't you like them? And Jesse immediately rips down the
Speaker 2: Elvis poster and says, oh, he loves these bunnies. Do
Speaker 2: you remember the scene? Do you remember being in the room,
Speaker 2: do you remember the.
Speaker 3: I remember the bunnies. I mean I very clearly remember
Speaker 3: the bunnies. I didn't know, like wallpaper bunnies were a thing,
Speaker 3: and I have to say, having seen them up close,
Speaker 3: Steph's mom did an incredible job with cutting these things,
Speaker 3: just perfectly lined edges.
Speaker 1: They look fantastic.
Speaker 3: But no, I remember, I remember like that I would
Speaker 3: feel the edge of them on the wall, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, You could like just sort of peel
Speaker 3: along the edge of the bunnies, and I remember I
Speaker 3: would like trace along the edges of the bunnies in
Speaker 3: that room.
Speaker 1: I don't know, just a weird little memory.
Speaker 2: Like a tactile thing. Yeah, very much like it's like
Speaker 2: a sensory yeah, five year old Joey's.
Speaker 1: But like I remember it, I vividly remember it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. Danny enters to announce that it's bedtime.
Speaker 2: Joey comes to the door and tells Steph that the
Speaker 2: Sandman Express is there to pick her up. With Harmonica
Speaker 2: in his mouth, he shuffles into the room on all
Speaker 2: fours and says, all aboard.
Speaker 3: I wish somebody would still take me to bed like this.
Speaker 3: It's so much more fun. I'd probably, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd get much better.
Speaker 2: Husbandscal won't feel like into the.
Speaker 3: Bedroom A lot to ask, that feels, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. But like I just somebody, I don't know,
Speaker 3: like just I want a little train ride.
Speaker 2: Maybe Dave can provide the service to you.
Speaker 1: And now now it's just okay. Now I made it anywhere.
Speaker 2: Now it's weird. I made it weird. Uh Steph, Stephanie
Speaker 2: jumps on his back. They say whoo woo, and they
Speaker 2: exit the scene like a chow choo train.
Speaker 1: I can't remember.
Speaker 3: I can't believe though I was that Like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I keep interrupting. This is just how my brain.
Speaker 2: So that's what we do. Just that's how we do.
Speaker 3: I'm the bus driver, you're the Every time I see
Speaker 3: like me, I barely am like Bob's waist high and
Speaker 3: like jumping on Dave's back, I'm like.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I I have literally.
Speaker 3: Known them all of my life. It just it hits
Speaker 3: me every time I watch something like that where I'm like, wow,
Speaker 3: like the it really is family. I remember like being
Speaker 3: that little and jump you know, and.
Speaker 2: You were you were tiny. I feel like you were
Speaker 2: tiny for your age, or maybe you were just smart
Speaker 2: for your age, so you acted older than you were.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I know you skipped a
Speaker 2: grade and you learned how to read at age two
Speaker 2: or whatever. I don't know. You're you throw that fact out. Now. Well,
Speaker 2: we'll get there.
Speaker 1: In the in the next episode, which is the first
Speaker 1: day of school.
Speaker 2: But let's see, let's save it. Let's say we'll save
Speaker 2: that all right. So now we are in DJ and
Speaker 2: Stephanie's room and Joey as the Sandman Express, enters the room.
Speaker 2: It says, last stop Stephanie's bed. Danny and Jesse enter
Speaker 2: and say it's time to say good night. Stephanie then
Speaker 2: asks Jesse for a bedtime story, to which he responds
Speaker 2: Uncle Jesse doesn't know any bedtime stories, to which she
Speaker 2: slyly says yes he does, returns with no, he doesn't. Oh,
Speaker 2: yeah you could. You can see the setup. They go
Speaker 2: back and forth like this before steph does a sad
Speaker 2: fake cry with her hands rubbing her eyes, and she says,
Speaker 2: I got yes he does.
Speaker 1: The juice in my eyes one of the two.
Speaker 2: Or dust from them?
Speaker 3: Yeah you really?
Speaker 2: So Stephanie effectively trips Jesse into this bedtime story. He agrees.
Speaker 2: Stephanie jumps into DJ's bed, and then the five of
Speaker 2: them begin a story game where Stephanie starts the story
Speaker 2: and then points to a different family member to keep
Speaker 2: adding to the story in their own unique way.
Speaker 1: I remember doing that too. I remember it, you do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember sitting in that bed like I'm so
Speaker 3: excited to I don't know why I've thought this scene
Speaker 3: was really fun because it was, you know, bouncing back
Speaker 3: and forth, and I got to make a noise instead.
Speaker 3: I get like that. I just was really excited to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you were kind of in control of the
Speaker 2: game too, pointing at the different adults to see whose
Speaker 2: turn it was.
Speaker 3: That may have been. Actually what I was enjoying was
Speaker 3: the being in charge.
Speaker 2: What follows is a convoluted bedtime story involving Cinderella, a
Speaker 2: big bad wolf, and a Joey Bullwinkle impression. Before Jesse
Speaker 2: just ends this story abruptly. DJ replies, no monsters, no witches,
Speaker 2: but that story was very scary. We end the scene
Speaker 2: with Stephanie handing her dad a bunch of storybooks and
Speaker 2: telling him you need to star.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I also I have another everywhere you look moment.
Speaker 3: There is an Easter egg on the wall of DJ's
Speaker 3: room that is like a little moment of what's to come.
Speaker 1: Maybe did we talk about it already, Maybe we didn't.
Speaker 2: The maybe the Bengals poster.
Speaker 1: No, no, the the Golden Retriever poster.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1: There's a whole there's a poster of a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of Golden Retriever puppies over DJ's desk.
Speaker 2: It's foreshadowing, yeah, or it was just an available poster
Speaker 2: that they could use for free.
Speaker 1: Probably that, but also Golden Retrievers.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's your poster that gave Jeff the idea for
Speaker 2: the Golden Retriever.
Speaker 3: I thought Jeff always liked the Golden Retrievers. Anyway, it
Speaker 3: was just an everywhere you look kind of moment. I
Speaker 3: now that's all I pay attention to when like we
Speaker 3: enter a new scene, I'm just looking at all of
Speaker 3: the background stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh good, okay, great, good, Well, I'm trying to figure
Speaker 2: out what's going on in the scene. You're you're looking
Speaker 2: at deckor and stuff. This is good.
Speaker 1: That's exactly how things went when we work together to.
Speaker 2: Okay, where are we? Oh okay. Now we're in the
Speaker 2: living room and the three guys reached the front door
Speaker 2: at the same time. They're all trying to leave the
Speaker 2: house at the same time, and Danny's like, guys, wait,
Speaker 2: who's gonna watch the kids. They start arguing. Jesse says
Speaker 2: he has band rehearsal, Joey says he has a ten
Speaker 2: thirty slot at the laugh Machine, and Danny responds that
Speaker 2: he has to do the ten o'clock sports. So the
Speaker 2: three of them are arguing over whose job is more
Speaker 2: important and why.
Speaker 3: Well, Joey has a rubber chicken and a Grover puppet
Speaker 3: in his bag, So I'm just saying, as far as
Speaker 3: things go, that is pretty important, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like all of his arguments, like it doesn't hold
Speaker 2: any waste.
Speaker 3: If you didn't know that Joey was a comedian then
Speaker 3: obviously with a rubber chicken and a Grover puppet in
Speaker 3: his bag, that is what makes you go, oh he's
Speaker 3: a comedian, right, I got it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Do we think is he get paid for this appearance
Speaker 2: at the laugh Factory or the laugh Machine or is
Speaker 2: it like a look.
Speaker 3: Is somebody that's done some stand up before? I mean
Speaker 3: not much, No, probably not.
Speaker 2: It's experience.
Speaker 3: It's getting pay experience, it's pay in theory.
Speaker 2: So the three men are going back and forth, insulting
Speaker 2: each other's professions with names like Ozzy Osbourne, riptailor Bozo
Speaker 2: and Charro. And this is a fun fact. Did you
Speaker 2: know that decades later in two thousand and four, Dave
Speaker 2: would appear on the Surreal Life with Charro.
Speaker 1: Well, there you go.
Speaker 2: I would say foreshadowing, but like there's that wasn't foreshadowing.
Speaker 2: That was just coincidental, right, coincidental? And my guess is
Speaker 2: that that joke doesn't really land with most people anymore. Correct, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: And yeah, there's a couple in this one where I'm like.
Speaker 2: Wait what, Yeah, there's a lot of weight that should
Speaker 2: be another segment.
Speaker 3: Wait what wait what eight nineteen eighties references for.
Speaker 1: You and before.
Speaker 2: After a series of back and forth, it is determined
Speaker 2: that it is Jesse who will stay behind to watch
Speaker 2: the girls. Danny apologizes to Jesse and says, I know
Speaker 2: I can trust you. The girls are upstairs sleeping. Jesse
Speaker 2: turns around to see that the girls are running down
Speaker 2: the stairs. They are not sleeping. They say hi, Uncle Jesse,
Speaker 2: and everyone heads into the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Again, with John parkouring over the couch.
Speaker 2: Oh he did he leap over the couch again?
Speaker 3: Oh? Let he stepped on it, like one foot on
Speaker 3: the cushion, one foot on the back, one on the
Speaker 3: arm and leapt through the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was quite It was quite skilled.
Speaker 2: Really, did he ever take a spill or miss a
Speaker 2: step or wall in his face?
Speaker 3: I don't remember. I don't remember, but that would have
Speaker 3: been embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't remember any mishaps like that either. Maybe
Speaker 2: he no.
Speaker 1: I wish I did.
Speaker 2: I know me too. I wish we could talk about it.
Speaker 1: I remember my own.
Speaker 2: But yeah. So we're in the kitchen. The girls are
Speaker 2: explaining to Uncle Jesse that Dad always lets them have
Speaker 2: a late night snack when they're hungry and can't sleep.
Speaker 2: They pull ice cream out of the fridge and explain
Speaker 2: why they also need cookies, but not so fast. Jesse
Speaker 2: tells them to sit and asks, do you think I'm
Speaker 2: an idiot or something? I know what's going on here.
Speaker 2: The girls give innocent looks before Jesse says that they
Speaker 2: can have ice cream and chocolate milk, but not cookies.
Speaker 2: The girls cheer.
Speaker 3: This is the argument I have with myself every night.
Speaker 3: I go, Okay, here's what we're doing. You can I
Speaker 3: get ice cream and cookies?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, it's not what you do.
Speaker 2: Oh you drive a hard bargain. We are now up
Speaker 2: in DJ and Stephanie's room. Moments later, where the girls
Speaker 2: are in the middle of a huge sugar rush, we
Speaker 2: see empty containers of ice cream on the table. The
Speaker 2: girls are jumping rope and doing the hand jive as
Speaker 2: Stephanie declares she cannot stop jumping and she may never
Speaker 2: sleep again. I'm impressed with her and in this scene
Speaker 2: because you you just had to jump for I mean,
Speaker 2: I was straight.
Speaker 3: That's the power of being you know five, right, you
Speaker 3: can just jump and run and you get up from
Speaker 3: a chair and just run for no reason.
Speaker 1: You know, that's just what you do a five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very now, I was. I was looking at going,
Speaker 3: Oh my knees. That would have sucked. You know.
Speaker 2: Did you and Candice get to eat this ice cream
Speaker 2: or did you ask if you could taste it or
Speaker 2: tell me it was?
Speaker 3: But I do remember like the weird sort of faded
Speaker 3: purple color on it because I matched my outfit like
Speaker 3: match the the ice cream container. But I don't think
Speaker 3: we got to eat really too much of it that
Speaker 3: I remember. But I just remember it being like the
Speaker 3: containers were all sticky and yeah, yeah, yeah, And I
Speaker 3: remember I don't think i'd ever heard that Zoro whatever song,
Speaker 3: the jumping rope song, like I feel like mine were
Speaker 3: like more Miss Mary or stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But I'd never heard that one before.
Speaker 2: That took me. That took me back not too far.
Speaker 2: But we did a Fuller House episode where we had
Speaker 2: to jump rope up in the up in Kimmy's room
Speaker 2: in the attic and the other like but and I
Speaker 2: was in my forties then, so that like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is not does not please rewrite this bit because
Speaker 2: like I was not coordinated.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. That's right. We had to jump rope
Speaker 1: together together. It was right. We had to because yeah,
Speaker 1: we were like jumping.
Speaker 2: We were tied together with a fake umbilical cord, so
Speaker 2: we had to jump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do. I think they wrote that part out.
Speaker 3: I think I think that that one was like this
Speaker 3: isn't happening.
Speaker 2: Like, don't don't make forty year old women jump rope
Speaker 2: on a stage please? Uh? The girls hear music playing
Speaker 2: downstairs and DJ says to Stephanie, party time. Then we
Speaker 2: get to this epic scene in the living room. We
Speaker 2: see Jesse and his band which is called Jesse and
Speaker 2: the Rippers. Although we don't know that yet.
Speaker 3: No, but there are some There are some of the
Speaker 3: rippers in the background. Gary Griffiths, some of the rippers. Yes,
Speaker 3: Anny Cordola, oh you remember their name screen, I still.
Speaker 1: Talk to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.
Speaker 2: How are they doing.
Speaker 1: They're doing well, They're doing very well.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Lannie actually taught me to play guitar on later episodes
Speaker 1: of Ohlows. That was who taught me how.
Speaker 3: But but yes, we see the rippers for the first time,
Speaker 3: and can I tell you too, Like, looking also at
Speaker 3: the rippers who have been around for thirty some odd years,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, my.
Speaker 1: Well, they were babies. They were all babies.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm hm.
Speaker 3: And Gary Griffin had some pretty awesome yellow pants, that's
Speaker 3: all the thing.
Speaker 1: They were like highlighter yellow.
Speaker 2: He tried to convince me that he was like he
Speaker 2: had this backstory in his mind that he was actually
Speaker 2: like Gary Gibbler, like he was a Gibbler, like my
Speaker 2: long long walcked and this is only an idea that
Speaker 2: he had in his head. I'm convinced this was not
Speaker 2: like Cannon or whatever. So about my uncle Gibbler, Sure,
Speaker 2: why not?
Speaker 3: Then you never really talked to him though? When you
Speaker 3: saw him. Maybe it was like, oh, he's in the band. Fine, fine,
Speaker 3: he's there. You know you're not going to talk to
Speaker 3: him anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Jesse tells his bandmates that they have to be
Speaker 2: quiet because the three girls are sound asleep upstairs. So
Speaker 2: they start to play.
Speaker 3: Which is why you invite an entire band in your
Speaker 3: living room to bring their instruments. Also, have you ever
Speaker 3: seen a band set up that takes a while? There
Speaker 3: you got to run chords in and the thing and
Speaker 3: loading and a drum kid.
Speaker 2: They has time for this?
Speaker 1: Who has time for this?
Speaker 3: But not only that, they did it in record time, right,
Speaker 3: It was in the process of eating a bowl of
Speaker 3: ice cream there was a band in the living room.
Speaker 2: So well, maybe it's because Michelle was triple diaper that
Speaker 2: they had time on.
Speaker 3: They need to do live shows, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: They can just strike a set like nobody's business. Okay,
Speaker 3: So the band starts.
Speaker 2: To play awkwardly with no real amplified sound when DJ
Speaker 2: and Stephanie appear at the top of the stairs dressed
Speaker 2: in their cute eighties rock clothes and they yell over
Speaker 2: the balcony they dressed us who our hair? I loved
Speaker 2: your hair.
Speaker 3: This is my question, the teased hair, saying it didn't
Speaker 3: look great, the tease this the little half up, half
Speaker 3: downside pony.
Speaker 1: The whole outside.
Speaker 3: I felt so cool in that out Let me tell
Speaker 3: you I felt so cool because Roberta haze Uh and
Speaker 3: Gina traconas our wardrobe, our costumers for women's wardrobe. Roberta
Speaker 3: especially was just super cool and so she was really
Speaker 3: excited to get to like put us in fun little outfits.
Speaker 1: And I remember the.
Speaker 3: Like ripped jeans, and it was so not something that
Speaker 3: like I normally would wear.
Speaker 1: And I just I felt really really cool.
Speaker 2: You guys love purple hair. Very cool? Oh yes, you
Speaker 2: looked so cool and but you still age appropriate. Like
Speaker 2: it wasn't like you were in slight clothes like you
Speaker 2: guys looble.
Speaker 1: No, we just looked.
Speaker 3: I mean I had look I had like matching socks
Speaker 3: and scrunchy sock and a scrunchy and a thing.
Speaker 1: It was all very eighties. But again, who did the hair?
Speaker 1: It looks so great? Who put you?
Speaker 2: Know?
Speaker 1: These a ten and a five year old.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what my kids look like at
Speaker 3: ten and five walking out of the house okay. My
Speaker 3: mom was like, are you sure you want them out
Speaker 3: in public like that? Meanwhile, Stephan DJ at eleven pm
Speaker 3: after jumping rope, are like fashion plates.
Speaker 1: I love Ready loves sitcom Land.
Speaker 2: The sitcom Land is the best place to live.
Speaker 1: Your hair looks the best there, for sure.
Speaker 2: For sure, Jesse says, you're supposed to be in bed.
Speaker 2: What would your dad say? DJ reassures Jesse that her
Speaker 2: dad would be totally okay with them being up this late.
Speaker 1: He would say, why is there a band in my
Speaker 1: living room? Is what he would say.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of things he would say, I like,
Speaker 3: obviously the kids are awake, there is a band in
Speaker 3: my living room.
Speaker 1: That's what he would say.
Speaker 2: So DJ now goes over to Raven and comments on
Speaker 2: the purple streaks and her hair, and Raven says, sure, DJ,
Speaker 2: I'll show you how to do it. It spray right on
Speaker 2: the doorbell rings. DJ answers it and it's the pizza
Speaker 2: guy again. She assures Jesse that eleven o'clock pizza is
Speaker 2: totally normal. The pizza guy then asks if he can
Speaker 2: check out the band, and DJ says, come in, open party.
Speaker 3: This is how every eighties movie party montage starts though,
Speaker 3: is like some pizza do some dude like, hey broke,
Speaker 3: can I check out the band? And then like then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, it's party montage. Ah, and then
Speaker 3: they cut to you know, the parents coming home. So that, yeah,
Speaker 3: that was totally right on brand for like nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 3: But like this pizza guys.
Speaker 1: In your house?
Speaker 2: Of course you do a ten year old, A ten
Speaker 2: year old says he can come Like this is giving
Speaker 2: shades of it's always open, like the Tanners are not
Speaker 2: concerned about how safety at all, like just anybody can
Speaker 2: come in at any time, right.
Speaker 3: For yeah, I mean for you know, a sort of
Speaker 3: quote unquote model family of stuff. They're really they're they're
Speaker 3: skating very dangerously close to public safety issues, you know,
Speaker 3: totally yeah, yeah, a ten year old just and a
Speaker 3: ten year old that bites you into a house and
Speaker 3: you're like, okay.
Speaker 2: Cool, Like this is not odd in full house Land,
Speaker 2: this is totally normal.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's something they did in San Francisco nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was just it was a trend back then.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I mean it appeared in a lot
Speaker 3: of movies. I guess that was just the thing people did.
Speaker 1: What do I.
Speaker 2: So we cut to later in the night. DJ and
Speaker 2: Stuff are dancing on the speakers with the purple spray
Speaker 2: in their hair. Well, Uncle Jesse and the band are
Speaker 2: singing Little Sister by Elvis Presle. Your dance moves are
Speaker 2: so cute in this You're doing like I don't even
Speaker 2: know what these moves are called, but you are so cute.
Speaker 2: You and Candae both like are rocking out.
Speaker 1: At one point.
Speaker 3: I do notice that I tried to like do the snake,
Speaker 3: but like kids, like, the fluidity isn't always there, so
Speaker 3: I just was like, like just doing this.
Speaker 2: Weird movement like a broken neck movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Like I got a little better with that
Speaker 3: as time went on, but I was I didn't care.
Speaker 3: I was so into it. I was like, I am
Speaker 3: on a speaker dancing to music. I was having the
Speaker 3: best time.
Speaker 2: I could tell I could.
Speaker 1: That was Yeah, that was who.
Speaker 3: I was at five, which I think really should have
Speaker 3: been a tipping point for a lot of people.
Speaker 2: But that was the first read fu.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, this is where I belong. It
Speaker 3: should have been like okay, but yeah, I loved that scene.
Speaker 3: It was so much fun.
Speaker 2: Oh, it looked fun.
Speaker 1: Pizza Guy and all you know, Pizza.
Speaker 2: Guy was there at a party, right. Well, then Joey
Speaker 2: walks in the door and yells conga and starts a
Speaker 2: conga line around.
Speaker 1: On playing Elvison's playing a conga? Does he care? No, No,
Speaker 1: conga's were also big in eighties.
Speaker 2: Pizza Guy and they start a conga?
Speaker 1: Was that a thing that people did, just congaing around?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, Wait, Gloria Stefan, I take it
Speaker 3: all back, of course, come on, isay?
Speaker 1: Of course congre is worth thing. Never mind, there.
Speaker 2: Weren't nearly enough congo lines in Fuller House, like I
Speaker 2: love this.
Speaker 3: I think there was one, and I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 3: said that was too many, So I think I think,
Speaker 3: actually we're I think there was a congo line actually,
Speaker 3: and I was on crutches.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I think you.
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was one too many for me.
Speaker 3: And this is where it started my hatred of congo lines.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it started young. I can see why Danny walks
Speaker 2: in the front door at this very moment he takes
Speaker 2: in the scene before him. The band stops the music.
Speaker 2: Joey leans into Jesse and says, boy, are you gonna
Speaker 2: get it, Danny Yills, how could you possibly let this happen?
Speaker 2: Joey makes excuses for himself, declaring that he is a
Speaker 2: conga holic. And I can see both Bob and Dave
Speaker 2: to break here, like they are so trying to crack
Speaker 2: each other up, and they're so trying to not laugh.
Speaker 2: It is ye wonderful to watch from this pre connective.
Speaker 3: It really is great, yeah, watching it, Like you can
Speaker 3: see when they're just they can't look each other in
Speaker 3: the eye. They can't you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: they just are ready to absolutely crack up.
Speaker 2: And that's a trick that I feel like you and
Speaker 2: I have perfected too, because we would easily get in
Speaker 2: those moves where I could not look great active. Look right,
Speaker 2: you're in the middle of my forehead, right, you're.
Speaker 3: The hairline on your forehead sometimes, which is equal.
Speaker 2: Distracting because then it feels like you're doing a scene
Speaker 2: with someone who's had a stroke because they're looking like
Speaker 2: they're looking well, no, it's just it looks like there's
Speaker 2: it's distracting because you're not making eye contact, because if
Speaker 2: we make eye contact, we're gonna laugh.
Speaker 3: Sorry for being funny, I'm sorry, sorry for making your
Speaker 3: life enjoyable.
Speaker 2: Abe, Hey, don't apologize for that.
Speaker 3: Back to Conga's. Okay, back to Conga's, back to the importance.
Speaker 3: Yeah and not that sounded totally inappropriate.
Speaker 2: DJ and Stephanie try to sneak out, but Danny tells
Speaker 2: them they are in just as much trouble. DJ tries
Speaker 2: to explain, but Jesse stops her and he takes the
Speaker 2: blame instead. We hear Michelle start crying at this moment,
Speaker 2: and everyone heads upstairs to Michelle's.
Speaker 3: Room because there's a baby in the house with a
Speaker 3: band with the band.
Speaker 1: The band in the house with a baby. What are
Speaker 1: you doing, sir? How did any what if the baby's
Speaker 1: been crying for an out? Nobody could hurt it.
Speaker 2: Nobody could hear her.
Speaker 1: Nobody nobody asked me no, but nobody could hear her, you.
Speaker 2: Know, like well and in later seasons, or you'd have
Speaker 2: to have like a baby monitor established just to prove
Speaker 2: that you're not like a terrible parent. But I don't
Speaker 2: remember seeing a baby monitor in this Uh it was
Speaker 2: the eighties.
Speaker 3: There was eight There was literally a commercial that asked
Speaker 3: do you know where your kids are?
Speaker 1: At ten pm?
Speaker 3: And a majority people were like, no, I just know
Speaker 3: they're not here bothering me. So I really think the
Speaker 3: whole thing was very The landscape parenting was very different.
Speaker 3: It's because apparently you having a band in your living
Speaker 3: room was totally fine with a baby.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's the thing is it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Right, So that's that's part of the joke.
Speaker 1: Still, baby, it's a baby and a band.
Speaker 2: So Michelle is crying in her room, we find out
Speaker 2: because she is teething, which Danny describes as imagine a sharp, pointy,
Speaker 2: calcified projectile ripping and knifing its way through your soft,
Speaker 2: tender gum tissue.
Speaker 3: Very projectile is the wrong word in that sentence, just
Speaker 3: I'd ask your opinion as an English major. But I
Speaker 3: projectile to me feels like something that is moving through space.
Speaker 2: But that's it would have to project Well maybe he
Speaker 2: meant it's like projecting through the gum. But yeah, it's
Speaker 2: I agree. It's not the best choice of words, but
Speaker 2: it's okay. It adds to them.
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole thing sounds terrifying, really and awful.
Speaker 2: Like her tooth is just coming out like that's it.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not.
Speaker 1: That she's already got like five teeth.
Speaker 2: She's been teething for a while. Right. Danny gives her
Speaker 2: a teething ring, which she immediately throws out of her crib.
Speaker 2: Jesse offers to help and sticks his finger in her mouth.
Speaker 2: Miraculously she stops crying.
Speaker 1: Gross again, unsanitary.
Speaker 3: You've just been playing a guitar, sir, with a band
Speaker 3: with people, and maybe eating pizza to me, eating things
Speaker 3: with a random pizza delivery man, and you're going to
Speaker 3: just take your finger and stick it in a baby's mouth?
Speaker 1: Again? Questionable?
Speaker 2: I had the same reaction. I didn't know if if
Speaker 2: I was just overcompensating because you know, in post COVID
Speaker 2: times here, I'm just like, oh, don't stick your finger
Speaker 2: in that person. Yeah, But like I mean, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I maybe you know again, where are your kids?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: With fingers? People were giving kids like car keys to
Speaker 3: chew on. Right that we're probably like dipped in lead paint.
Speaker 3: So you know what, I again have to remember to
Speaker 3: view it with a different lens.
Speaker 1: Right, right?
Speaker 2: How did we survive all of this? Danny takes this
Speaker 2: moment to scold Jesse about not being adult enough to
Speaker 2: take care of the kids. He says, well, your brain
Speaker 2: isn't working tonight, but your fingers doing great. He exits
Speaker 2: the room, leaving Jesse with his finger in Michelle's mouth
Speaker 2: as a human teething ring. We cut two DJ and
Speaker 2: Stephanie's room, where Stephanie says Uncle Jesse was the best
Speaker 2: babysitter ever, and DJ responds, yeah, but I think he's
Speaker 2: in big trouble. There's a knock on the door, and
Speaker 2: the girls turn off the lights and hustle into their
Speaker 2: beds and fake snore and fake being asleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was almost as good as my fate crying.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And I love the lighting placement here, Like
Speaker 2: as soon as DJ turns off the lights, like suddenly
Speaker 2: there's like spotlights directly over your heads.
Speaker 3: Those are obviously skylights from the roof, which has an
Speaker 3: attic above it, which we don't see.
Speaker 1: But that's not neither.
Speaker 3: Here nor there, so all right, but it's beautifully placed
Speaker 3: and lit on the Yeah, it's a beautifully lip.
Speaker 2: Danny enters the room, The girls squint to their eyes
Speaker 2: and pretend they are just waking up. Stephanie says, is
Speaker 2: it morning, which is so precious Danny starts to talk
Speaker 2: to the girls about how irresponsible uncle Jesse is when
Speaker 2: he happens to look down and see the empty curtains
Speaker 2: of ice cream.
Speaker 3: Uh oh, the girls wait, but weren't the kids he
Speaker 3: walked in? We were like dancing on the speaker, right, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: Danny walked in. Yeah, he can't really only be mad
Speaker 3: at Jesse, Like you know what I mean. I'd be like,
Speaker 3: you know, I wouldn't be like Jesse's really irresponsible. I'd
Speaker 3: be like, you were very well dressed and your hair
Speaker 3: looks amazing, by the way, but you were dancing on
Speaker 3: a speaker.
Speaker 2: Well, but Jesse is the adult, like he was the
Speaker 2: adult left in charge. So ultimately I feel like the
Speaker 2: responsibility falls on him, although you know, DJ and Stephanie
Speaker 2: are easily just as at assault.
Speaker 1: I want that blaming anyone. I'm not blaming anyway.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying like, until he finds the ice cream,
Speaker 3: he's pretty quick to let these kids off the hook.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's definitely quick to give you guys the benefit
Speaker 2: of the doubt until he sees these empty ice cream curtains.
Speaker 1: Which we were terrible at getting rid of.
Speaker 3: Apparently we cleaned all of it up off the record
Speaker 3: player and then left it on the floor, left it
Speaker 3: sitting under the table.
Speaker 1: That was stupid. That was very dumb of us.
Speaker 2: You were more interested in jumping rope and doing the
Speaker 2: hand jive than cleaning clean.
Speaker 3: Well, we cleaned it all off of everything. The dripping
Speaker 3: is gone, but we didn't throw away the evidence. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's pretty typical, though. I've seen how my kids try
Speaker 3: and get rid of stuff.
Speaker 2: Rookie mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're awful.
Speaker 2: DJ comes clean about everything and promises that they will
Speaker 2: apologize to Uncle Jesse. DJ asks are we going to
Speaker 2: be in t and Stephanie interrupts and says, but wait
Speaker 2: before you answer that. She goes over to the chest
Speaker 2: at the end of her bed and retrieves a stale
Speaker 2: piece of pizza and says, we saved you a piece
Speaker 2: of pizza.
Speaker 1: How's I mean, that's where I keep my pizza.
Speaker 2: That's a good piece offering and I think stale piece
Speaker 2: of pizza if.
Speaker 3: Someone, I mean, it's not that stay yeah what at
Speaker 3: most it's what two hours old?
Speaker 1: You know it's not that stale. It's probably still a
Speaker 1: little bit warm after being in that That.
Speaker 2: Fox easily edible for sure, still for sure, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: By the way, did you see this blow up weebl
Speaker 2: doll in the background?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wrote it down.
Speaker 3: It's a weebled weebel wobbles, but it won't fall down.
Speaker 1: Do you remember those? Yes? Yeah, they were so fun.
Speaker 1: Just I remember I would punch the crap out of
Speaker 1: that thing, and.
Speaker 2: You know, a great stress reliever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't see the weebel wobble in any of the
Speaker 2: previous episodes, so I think this is a new, a
Speaker 2: new appearance.
Speaker 3: It was like probably tucked in a corner or something,
Speaker 3: but it was very dominantly featured right in between. It
Speaker 3: was a three shot basically of DJ Steph and the
Speaker 3: weeble wobble in the background, really kind of pulling focus.
Speaker 3: I was a little upset, you know, I mean, Buddy does.
Speaker 2: Darn weebles upstaging you?
Speaker 1: Just really seriously.
Speaker 2: We cut to Michelle's room, where Jesse still has his
Speaker 2: finger in her mouth. He asks her the meaning of life.
Speaker 1: He washed his hands.
Speaker 2: Jesse says, you know what, it's bedtime, and he carries
Speaker 2: Michelle out of her room and into Jesse's bedroom. DJ
Speaker 2: and Steph walk in to offer their apologies to Uncle
Speaker 2: Jay and promise that they will try to do better.
Speaker 2: Stephanie says, you can cover up my bunnies if you want.
Speaker 1: Oh, Steph, No, no, Steph, don't let anyone cover up
Speaker 1: your bunnies.
Speaker 2: She feels bad. Jesse says, well, your bunnies are starting
Speaker 2: to grow on me. Steph says, we really love you,
Speaker 2: and Jesse replies, I love you too, but the next
Speaker 2: time you pull that stuff on me, I am still
Speaker 2: gonna love you. Oh. That's such a sweet moment. And
Speaker 2: there's a perfectly timed coup from Michelle that was genuine.
Speaker 2: I don't think she you know, she wasn't prompted to
Speaker 2: do that. She just cooed right at the.
Speaker 1: Didn't we know we had baby? We had remember the
Speaker 1: baby lady that made the baby noises?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But I think this was an organic coup.
Speaker 1: I think this was just like she was just.
Speaker 3: I want to make so many jokes about an organic
Speaker 3: coup right now, but I'm not going to.
Speaker 2: You, but practice your restraint, Jody.
Speaker 1: Farm to table, farm to table coup.
Speaker 2: Anyways, it's such a sweet.
Speaker 1: Moment from a genuine baby.
Speaker 2: This was such a great moment from Jesse, who is
Speaker 2: trying to been he's been trying to prove how like
Speaker 2: what a tough guy he is and he's not really
Speaker 2: like a kid person. But then he admits to the
Speaker 2: girls that he's got.
Speaker 3: A giant blow up flamingo and an inflatable saxophone. Okay, sir,
Speaker 3: sit down, you're not that much of anything.
Speaker 2: He's really he's really not. Okay, where are we? Oh?
Speaker 2: They all hug and we're right after the organic coup.
Speaker 1: Okay, right after the organic coop.
Speaker 2: Danny walks in, followed by Joey, who says, well, I
Speaker 2: couldn't find the teething ring, so I got the next
Speaker 2: best thing, an ice cold carrot finger.
Speaker 3: No, it's a little, it's just a finger that they've
Speaker 3: kept him all right, that this took a dark turn. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: I was thinking of of the Big Lebowski.
Speaker 1: By three o'clock. It's a great and easy.
Speaker 2: But this is full house. They're using an ice cold carrot,
Speaker 2: full on carrot with like the green the green?
Speaker 1: Is it a carrot in your pocket with a with
Speaker 1: stalks and everything. It's like he just ripped it out
Speaker 1: of the ground.
Speaker 2: Yes, Like who buys a carrot like a bit of
Speaker 2: bugs bunny carrot. It is a full sized carrot. It's
Speaker 2: not like a baby carrot or anything.
Speaker 3: And it didn't even set up a bugs bunny joke,
Speaker 3: which I was surely thought.
Speaker 2: I thought so too, or an impression like I wonder if.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: I thought for sure we were going there, and it
Speaker 3: didn't because they were short.
Speaker 2: On time they needed to cut some jokes. So but yeah,
Speaker 2: that was a that would have been a great setup.
Speaker 1: So they left the carrot in the pocket but got
Speaker 1: the joke.
Speaker 2: Danny apologizes to Jesse and gets emotional, saying how much
Speaker 2: the girls mean now, especially with Pam gone. Jesse mentions
Speaker 2: how he's only been there for twelve hours, That's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Since they moved here there, How did where did all
Speaker 3: this stuff come from? Jesse rolled up on a motorcycle
Speaker 3: from Reno, Okay, which with the whole Cogan's and his
Speaker 3: sister in law all right, He rolled up on a
Speaker 3: motorcycle with a guitar in no case strapped to his back.
Speaker 3: And now all of a sudden he's got a case
Speaker 3: and a flamingo, and Joey's got a mannequin.
Speaker 1: Where did the mannequin come from? He walked in with
Speaker 1: the already laundry. Now we've got a planetary system in
Speaker 1: the alcove and matching.
Speaker 2: Sure, I'm just impressed with this. It'spended with which.
Speaker 3: They have again caused DJ's moving company. I'm telling you
Speaker 3: it is on time. They get in, they get out,
Speaker 3: they do the job quickly, quickly because DJ moved all
Speaker 3: of that out and back, and the guys moved their
Speaker 3: stuff in all in less than twelve hours, by the way,
Speaker 3: one of which they were spending changing a diaper, So
Speaker 3: really eleven hours they've they've been there eleven hours.
Speaker 2: They have packed a lot into these twelve hours, for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm impressed.
Speaker 3: It's it's been a very busy day, as it's been
Speaker 3: a very There's been a band, there's been a movie.
Speaker 3: There's been a carrot, there's been a disappearing child. It's
Speaker 3: been a kid in a pot.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like this, Yes, there's so much happening in this house.
Speaker 2: Danny explains that it's okay to say no and that
Speaker 2: kids need limits. Joey joins his conversation, saying, you know
Speaker 2: he was an only child, so he only had imaginary
Speaker 2: brothers and sisters. Feels great to be in a real
Speaker 2: house with real people. And then he turns to look
Speaker 2: behind him and says, isn't that right Leon, which I
Speaker 2: assume is the imaginary brother that he's referring to.
Speaker 1: Well, I know that I get the I'm not that
Speaker 1: well I was, but not about I thought he said Leeah?
Speaker 2: Is it Leah?
Speaker 1: Was Leon?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's Leah. I don't know.
Speaker 1: My hearing is terrible, so it could it could be Leon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Leon Lee.
Speaker 2: With the show, tell us who is the imaginary Leon?
Speaker 2: Leah or Leon?
Speaker 1: It's Leah Tannery.
Speaker 3: No, it's who That's who I heard was Leah Tanner
Speaker 3: rotraddiction right, unless you've got a character procket.
Speaker 2: Okay, now we're getting sappy Joey Yell's KNGA and the
Speaker 2: guys do the Kong out of them and that is
Speaker 2: our episode.
Speaker 3: That's what you do, and the band's already gone. That
Speaker 3: was quick that I mean, I am. The speed at
Speaker 3: which the Tanner family moves is efficient.
Speaker 2: I will say that I would love to have this
Speaker 2: kind of efficiency in my life, where I just go
Speaker 2: into one room and I come out and the living
Speaker 2: room is completely cleaned up right, and.
Speaker 3: To be surrounded by completely inept people and still be
Speaker 3: that efficient.
Speaker 2: I mean, my god, it's definitely an alternate universe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I love it.
Speaker 3: Like I love watching the show and seeing all of
Speaker 3: those things that like obviously you know or what like
Speaker 3: don't make sense or.
Speaker 1: Whatever, but like that you watch the show and that you're.
Speaker 3: So connected to these people and the story and what's
Speaker 3: going on, and also that you know, you know it's
Speaker 3: a sitcom, but like that you're so in it that
Speaker 3: of course you don't think about that stuff, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like we think about it because we've
Speaker 3: seen it and we do it, and that's worth, you know,
Speaker 3: being silly about it. But like it was such a
Speaker 3: great establishing moment of like who everybody in the house was.
Speaker 1: In this episode, I noticed just.
Speaker 2: How much chemistry the cast has already. I mean, this
Speaker 2: is only episode two and you guys already have so
Speaker 2: much chemistry, especially between the three guys. It's it's incredible.
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, yeah, I really really did. You know.
Speaker 3: What I will say too, is that the one thing
Speaker 3: I noticed, and we see this in in a couple episodes.
Speaker 1: DJ was a little devious. She did not turn out
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 2: She was kind of a goodie wonder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like I wonder if the.
Speaker 3: You know, if that if there she might have been,
Speaker 3: like maybe it would have been DJ in the bathroom
Speaker 3: smoking with GeOH, who knows, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: alternate universe, just.
Speaker 1: Saying food for thought. But yeah, it's just funny.
Speaker 3: DJ seems to be the one that's like, hey, let's
Speaker 3: go do this, let's go get ice cream. Less she's
Speaker 3: the instigator, and later on I feel like Steph is
Speaker 3: the instigator.
Speaker 2: Swap rolls later on in the in the series. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well I love this. I love this type of bottle
Speaker 2: episode where it's just it's focused really on just the
Speaker 2: immediate family, Like there's not too many guest stars coming
Speaker 2: in and out. It's really just well, there's the pizza guy,
Speaker 2: there's the pizza guy, and there's the bands. But aside
Speaker 2: from that.
Speaker 3: And there's just a it's aside from the extra eight
Speaker 3: people that are in the living room for three scenes,
Speaker 3: I'd say there's not a lot of extra.
Speaker 2: People in it. Aside from that, it's just the six
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 1: Aside from that huge party scene.
Speaker 3: I'd say, there's really not a big change in how
Speaker 3: many people are in the house.
Speaker 2: Ah, the world is small, but the house is full.
Speaker 2: I say, Well, any other remaining thoughts about this episode
Speaker 2: or are you ready to wrap it up and move on?
Speaker 1: I you know, I think I have interrupted you enough.
Speaker 3: I have. I'm so sorry. That's that's gonna be the
Speaker 3: note that we get you.
Speaker 2: No, that's okay, because we're we're so close, we're friends,
Speaker 2: we talk over each other all the time. I'm not
Speaker 2: bumped by this at all, because this is just like.
Speaker 3: I'm so just like, look, this is actually her rein dad.
Speaker 3: This is how it you know, right, I'm being conscientious
Speaker 3: of it. But no, my brain, you know, your brain
Speaker 3: is like the layout of the whole thing, and mine
Speaker 3: is like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Look at that stupid thing over so right exactly.
Speaker 3: So if I don't, you know, if I just I
Speaker 3: didn't mean to interrupt you a bunch, If I did
Speaker 3: do not what I mean, I didn't mean this. I'm
Speaker 3: not apologizing to you. I'm letting the listeners know. Okay,
Speaker 3: just deal with it. Okay, guys, this sounds going to
Speaker 3: be this is what we do.
Speaker 2: This is how we are well Tanner Ritos, don't forget
Speaker 2: to tell us. What do you want to know? What
Speaker 2: questions you have, what stories you want us to tell.
Speaker 2: Let us know on our social media at how Rude
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Speaker 2: at gmail dot com. Until next time, yea't wait to
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Speaker 1: And remember the world is small, but the house is full.
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