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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secrets six one. It's time for your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret text in four one or six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a secret to tell us, you can

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Speaker 1: tell us anything. Nobody will know who you are. You're anonymous,

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Speaker 1: trust me. People can't tell eyry voice people. I think

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Speaker 1: people can tell their voice. You really nobody knows you are.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. So you're free to

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Speaker 1: say whatever you want. And on the phone right now?

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Speaker 1: Is the loose change from the couch cushions? There still change?

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Speaker 1: I don't know you used to be though, Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this still is. I think sometimes there's people have changed

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Speaker 1: every couches. Yeah, especially in couches. Should you sit down

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Speaker 1: and just like rose out out? Hey, what's up? Loose change? Shortness?

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Speaker 1: Loose change? Hi, you've seen confused? It was just an

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Speaker 1: interesting Sorry is that name threw me off a little bit?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, all right, Well anyway, enough about the name.

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? I do? And oh man,

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Speaker 1: I I'm just gonna say it. I am sleeping with

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Speaker 1: my dad's best friend. Oh sleeping with your dad's best friend.

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Speaker 1: And I'm assuming not just napping like you like you

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Speaker 1: just like that's where you like to sleep, like you're

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Speaker 1: doing stuff. You're doing the opposite of sleeping, is what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. How old are you? I'm twenty one? And

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Speaker 1: how old is he? He's old enough to be your father.

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Speaker 1: I mean he's my dad's age. Wow. Yeah, So is

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Speaker 1: he like a Is he a hot older? Is he

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Speaker 1: kind of like? Well, he might not be a dad?

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Speaker 1: So is he? Does he? Does he age like winse?

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Speaker 1: Is he a hog a hot older gentleman? Um? I

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Speaker 1: just made that turn up, but I don't feel like

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Speaker 1: I got enough respect. I think that's a cool hog,

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Speaker 1: hot older gentleman. I just want to take a moment

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Speaker 1: and clap for myself. Is he a hog a hot

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Speaker 1: older gentleman? Yeah? I have been attracted to him for

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Speaker 1: a very long time. I'm assuming he probably doesn't want

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Speaker 1: to tell your dad. You probably don't want to tell

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Speaker 1: your dad that you're sleeping with your dad's best friend.

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Speaker 1: How did that even start? Whoa? Um? My dad was

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Speaker 1: going to go golfing with him, and they asked him

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Speaker 1: to caddy for them, and I couldn'tinue anymore. Um, he

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Speaker 1: went to the bathroom and I just kind of followed

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Speaker 1: him in there and kissed him. And wow, and since

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Speaker 1: then we've been hooking up all the time. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: that seems like I would be like an uncle. It's

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Speaker 1: a very fou Yeah, I mean, like, how long has

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Speaker 1: your dad and have been best friends? For? Like ten years? Okay, whoa,

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Speaker 1: that's a long time. That's I mean, that's got to

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Speaker 1: be weird. Your dad never friends. Well, if he does

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Speaker 1: find out, they won't be best friends for much longer.

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Speaker 1: I doubt it would be so weird. Did that be

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Speaker 1: super weird? What if you guys get married, Oh, you're married.

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Speaker 1: You'll be married as bestie. It seems like he's really

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Speaker 1: into me and we've well, of course you are, you're

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Speaker 1: half his age. See, if you got married to him,

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Speaker 1: think about this, because your dad's best friend, your dad

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Speaker 1: would probably be his best man. Oh god, holy crumb.

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Speaker 1: And he'd walk you down the aisle and then stand there.

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Speaker 1: Why stop there? He could be the flower go the

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Speaker 1: ring bearer. Yeah, I'm sorry. Did I make you think

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Speaker 1: too far into it? Too far into the future on

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Speaker 1: that one? Yeah? All right, Now, I'm just I'm really struggling.

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Speaker 1: If I used to tell my dad or not? No,

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Speaker 1: say no, yeah, I definitely wouldn't know. Well, what if

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Speaker 1: we decide to have a future together, Well, I guess

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Speaker 1: moved to Mexico. Then then I guess you tell your

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Speaker 1: dad because he's gonna need to know so he can

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Speaker 1: be the best man at the wedding. End also give

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Speaker 1: you away. At the wedding, he's gonna have to ask

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Speaker 1: his best friend to marry his daughter. Oh gosh, that's

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Speaker 1: actually a really good situation for you if you think

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Speaker 1: about it too, because if you decide to marry you're

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Speaker 1: hooking up with your dad's best friend. And if you

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Speaker 1: decide to marry him, your dad is going to be

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Speaker 1: your best man. Also, though, it's a really good deal

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Speaker 1: for you. You You know why why because your dad's going

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Speaker 1: to plan the bachelor party and you know there will

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Speaker 1: be no funny business perfect all right, Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret? Yeah yeah, all right? What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? The text youbole to four one

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