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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 1: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 1: the week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear

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Speaker 2: well at least today. All right, it's coming up right

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Speaker 2: here in this podcast brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: I need y'all to let me know if you saw

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Speaker 3: this in the news or not. It's broken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the Morning. But the CEO of Kellogg's is catching heat

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Speaker 3: for saying you could save a lot of money by

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Speaker 3: feeding your kids cereal for dinner.

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Speaker 1: I did say that. I did see it. I didn't

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Speaker 1: say it.

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Speaker 4: It dinn you always forget how many companies, And I

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Speaker 4: honestly think where he went wrong is you need to

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Speaker 4: sell it to parents as you could save so much

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Speaker 4: time and energy by feeding your kids cereal for dinner.

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Speaker 5: That hit me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's really the right message, because

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Speaker 3: people have been tearing into the guy social media after

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Speaker 3: he dropped that on television last week. He said, quote,

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Speaker 3: if you think about cereal for a family versus what

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Speaker 3: grocery store prices are for other foods, it's gonna be

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Speaker 3: a lot more affordable.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't know a box of cereal is expensive,

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Speaker 2: Like I.

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Speaker 3: Go, we don't eat a whole box of cereal every

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Speaker 3: night for dinner. Bowl The studies say a bowl of

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Speaker 3: cereal costs less than a.

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Speaker 6: Buck a bowl okay, warm bowl of cereal costs less

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Speaker 3: But obviously things like fruit loops and apple jacks aren't

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Speaker 3: necessarily the healthiest thing for your kids to eat every

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Speaker 3: single night. But Kellogg's is already pushing the idea in

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Speaker 3: some of their ads, Like there's a recent one where

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Speaker 3: Tony the Tiger gets a family afford to chant something

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Speaker 3: around the table.

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Speaker 1: No, stop it, I'm a playoff for you.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, this is real.

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Speaker 7: When I say cereal, you say dinner cereal Cereal.

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Speaker 3: You can have the night off chicken. Okay, cereal cereal.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was like a one off comment that

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Speaker 2: the CEO made, not a marketing strategy.

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Speaker 3: They're going towards this cereal for dinner. It's gonna be like, no, Aiden,

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Speaker 3: you can't have any ice cream till you finish all

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Speaker 3: of your cinnamon Toa's crunch Man every bite.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, that's how you're gonna end up in college anyway.

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Speaker 3: Even better than cereal for dinner is a bowl full

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Speaker 3: of sugar frosted trivia for dinner, served up by none

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Speaker 3: other than our own digital Jake Spim feed us please, Jake.

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Speaker 5: Well, yesterday we made radio history playing a special game

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Speaker 5: of trivia all surrounding the iconic twelve year old rapper

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Speaker 7: He was born on Leap Day, so he's had only

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Speaker 3: The imagine his teenage years. What he's gonna be like,

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, imagine jaw Real sweet sixteen?

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Speaker 5: What are we all gonna do?

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Speaker 8: Has it happened?

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Speaker 3: Hasn't happened?

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Speaker 7: But it was so popular we decided to do would

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Speaker 7: again by honoring another baby faced music celeb because today

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Speaker 7: just happens to be the birthdate of the doppelganger to

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Speaker 5: Oh oh, Justin Bieber.

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Speaker 2: Justin Bieber's old enough to be Alexis's dead.

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Speaker 3: The Beach turns the meg.

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Speaker 7: Three to oh today, and we're going to celebrate him

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Speaker 7: with a special be Berrific edition of of twenty.

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Speaker 5: So, just like yesterday, we'll go around the room.

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Speaker 7: You'll each give you a number between one and twenty,

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Speaker 7: and I'll give you the corresponding question about Justin. Get

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Speaker 7: it right, you're safe, or if you get it wrong,

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Speaker 7: you'll be out again once again. No silver saves. And

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Speaker 7: we'll start with the man who has Justin's song Baby

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Speaker 7: on his bedroom playlist. That's Jose Belana. Yeah, Jose pick

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Speaker 7: a number one through twenty. Please, I don't know, fourteen fourteen,

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Speaker 7: all right, pose Justin Bieberg, it's on average how many

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Speaker 7: hours of sleep a night?

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, it's supposed to be insane.

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Speaker 6: Celebrities seem to either do nothing but sleep or never sleep.

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Speaker 2: For some celebrities, it's really important. And like Justin Bieber's

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Speaker 9: Yeah wow, and I.

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Speaker 6: Can see them going, you have to sleep, you have

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Speaker 3: So I think he absolutely has to get exactly eight

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Speaker 5: They said eight hours. That is.

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Speaker 7: Correct, six hours a night, Justin Bieber little busy schedule

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Speaker 7: talk too busy though, by fact though it is very fun.

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Speaker 7: Not all facts are fun, but that one was. Next

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Speaker 7: up is Jeffrey. Jeffrey, give me a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with his lucky number nine, his lucky number.

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Speaker 7: Probably you're taking my question to me.

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Speaker 5: Scratch that one out for later, Dan Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: In twenty thirteen, Justin made news for owning a small

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Speaker 7: capuchin monkey named Mala.

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Speaker 1: I forgot about that.

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Speaker 7: But according to him, that's not his favorite animal. His

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Speaker 7: preferred favorite can be found in a zoo.

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, it's probably one that he wanted to own,

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Speaker 2: but he's not legally allowed.

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Speaker 1: So he's like, fine, I'll take the monkey instead.

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Speaker 3: The ones that you like legally probably can't own yourselves,

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Speaker 3: or things like pandas. Yeah, like a panda guy.

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Speaker 2: I feel like he's always trying to make up for

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Speaker 2: his like baby face, and he's trying to go tiger.

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Speaker 1: I like a tiger.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm still gonna go with my original gut instinct.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying he wants a panda to own, but just

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Speaker 3: has to visit them at the zoo.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey said, panda.

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Speaker 3: That is correct.

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Speaker 5: China owns all but one panda in the entire world.

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Speaker 5: They rent them out.

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Speaker 7: The animal was said in the room though it was

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Speaker 7: a giraffe.

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Speaker 3: That's a weird one. Maybe because of the tongue.

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Speaker 7: I don't want you to explain anymore. I'll do that

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Speaker 7: in the podcast after Okay.

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Speaker 3: Again.

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Speaker 7: Not allowed his own podcast. Alexis, give me a number

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Speaker 7: one through twenty, and I'll give you.

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Speaker 5: A Bieber question.

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Speaker 1: Let's go three, number.

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Speaker 7: Three Alexis Justin once ran a contest asking fans which

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Speaker 7: country he should tour in, and trolls rigged the voting.

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Speaker 5: So what country won?

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Speaker 7: There were no restrictions on what country you could add.

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Speaker 3: They do that an obscure country I have won?

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Speaker 5: Like North Korea.

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Speaker 3: It would be like the funniest thing him, like the president,

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Speaker 3: you could do for his home country, now, Canada.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do North Korea. I think that's funny.

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Speaker 7: He says, North Korea that, my god, you've gotta put

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Speaker 7: some limits on your content.

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Speaker 11: No, I did.

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Speaker 1: Kim and Kim Jong n and Dennis.

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Speaker 5: Brought everyone together. Let's go to Brook.

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Speaker 9: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I want to get this right.

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Speaker 5: Brook, give me a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 1: I'll take my lucky number back seventeen.

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Speaker 5: Jeff's lucky number seventeen.

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Speaker 3: No, hy Dari Brook?

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Speaker 5: How tall is Justin Bieber?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Interesting? Okay, I'm trying to think.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually thinking of him and his girlfriends to like

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Speaker 2: compare Hyatt like him and Selena Gomez, him and Haley

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Speaker 3: It's Hailey Bieber. They're married girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Sorry Haley, Okay, sorry, you're upset. You got your Bieber

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Speaker 1: question wrong, Jeffrey. I'm gonna say he's below six foot.

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Speaker 1: I think that he is five ten.

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Speaker 5: Good answer, Brook said, Justin Bieber is five ten.

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Speaker 9: That is.

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Speaker 5: Incorrect. Justin Bieber is five nine and a half and

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Speaker 5: that means.

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Speaker 3: Alexis again has on Justin.

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Speaker 5: Bieber Birthday trivia.

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Speaker 3: You know so much about all I mean, you gave

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Speaker 3: me my answer, but yeah, that was plenty of twenty

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Speaker 3: Justin Bieber's thirtieth birthday edition. Guys, So Alexis gets to

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Speaker 3: choose who gets shot because she won, and whoever gets

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Speaker 3: shot is going to be singing baby by Justin Bieber.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I think you should get shot today.

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Speaker 3: On the podcast. Yeah, you shame on me. You know

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Speaker 3: you love me, yo, I know you care, uh huh,

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Speaker 3: sat on ever yo, and I'll be there.

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Speaker 9: Yo.

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Speaker 3: Excuse I will never ever ever be a part. That

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Speaker 3: your phone tap coming up in just a.

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Speaker 9: Few minutes, Brooking, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: We've got some.

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Speaker 3: Breaking news that your earballs need to hear.

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Speaker 1: Why in that shape?

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Remember just the other

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Speaker 3: day we mentioned on the show that the CEO of

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Speaker 3: Wendy's was planning to introduce a fancy new AI menu

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Speaker 3: featuring dynamic pricing that would change the cost of food

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Speaker 3: items throughout the day. Yea, the internet kind of blew up.

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Speaker 1: Nobody likes that.

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Speaker 3: When it came out, My co hosts were totally appalled. Yes,

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Speaker 3: news went viral and people online started laying into Wendy's

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Speaker 3: on social media, saying, how could you do this to us?

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Speaker 6: And it was kind of satasy on Twitter because Wendy's

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Speaker 6: Twitter account is like the funniest it is so steep

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Speaker 3: Were harsh words being sent at them, angry memes. Well,

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Speaker 3: now Wendy's has come back with an official response.

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Speaker 1: We say, they made it right, Jeff and they say, we're.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, that's what we wanted.

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Speaker 7: God, we messed up.

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Speaker 3: That's right, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you learn your lessons.

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Speaker 3: You Oh no, they're walking it back.

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Speaker 1: That's fine.

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Speaker 3: Sort of sort of, because the CEO released a statement

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Speaker 3: saying quote Just to clarify, Wendy's will not be implementing

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Speaker 3: surge pricing, which is the practice of raising prices when

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Speaker 3: demand is the highest. We didn't use that phrase, nor

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Speaker 3: do we plan to implement that practice.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So now he's gaslighting us, saying we don't know

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Speaker 1: what we actually heard. Okay, CEO, He's like.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, we wanted to lower the prices at

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Speaker 3: the slow times of the day, even though the original

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Speaker 3: announcement didn't mention anything at all about lowering prices.

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Speaker 2: Next thing, you know, they're gonna be like, oh, and

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Speaker 2: by the way, we're gonna make our hamburgers circular.

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Speaker 3: Blasphemy. So yeah, the the entire Wendy's marketing team is

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Speaker 1: Well, the CEO that is doing this, he's not going

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Speaker 1: to fire himself.

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Speaker 3: He's taken out the marketing team, which is okay because

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Speaker 3: now they have time to grab a dynamically priced baconator

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Speaker 3: just in time for Laser Store. We're gonna do it

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Speaker 3: right after this. It's the radio segment that just started

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Speaker 3: a phobia clinic, specifically for people who are afraid of heights.

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Speaker 3: The only issue is the best rent he could get

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Speaker 3: Alicia is an artist, but she says she's not doing

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Speaker 3: This is not the artist's first piece of experimental performance

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Speaker 3: Next lea the stories out of Oregon. A woman just

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Speaker 3: You can go see that photo showing everybody on her

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Speaker 5: So fly to the bubble coming up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the stories out of trend town. If you want

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Speaker 3: Kazara is now selling women's pants called wrinkle effect jeans.

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Speaker 2: They're like kind of shiny, kind of thin, and you

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Speaker 3: But when the I'm saying wrinkly, we mean literally every

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Speaker 2: Good point, it's gonna be ironic if they're dry clean

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Speaker 3: I liked it regardless if perpetually wrinkled jeans somehow sounds

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Speaker 3: good to you. They're on Zara's website right now for

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Speaker 3: Oh you.

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Speaker 1: Can always get a coupon for that website.

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Speaker 3: So all that story, Yeah, I want to know when

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, that's right. In twenty thirteen, he dropped latex

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Speaker 3: body suits for any FIBs. That's Struts limited edition.

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, no wrinkles there no.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, still a collectors I don't know, And that sounds

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 9: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Remember a few years ago when the hot new thing

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Speaker 3: hashtag best mate to soul mate, oh yeah?

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Speaker 8: That was big for a second.

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Speaker 3: Well, those are all old news now, and now experts

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Speaker 3: We're going to tell you what they are coming up

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Speaker 3: right after this. When it comes to marriage, Brook has

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Speaker 1: I am not going to have another wedding and it's

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Speaker 3: But it's good to plan ahead. Just even if you're

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Speaker 1: Yes, Mason Jars are finally out. Are we there yet?

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Speaker 3: The first one they're calling the Year of the Mini,

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Speaker 1: It's just because of the price.

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Speaker 1: The minion cakes are really cute. Is this only for

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Speaker 3: Just everything needs to be as small as Again, I

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Speaker 6: Are cute?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, until you only get a cute glass of wine? Okay,

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Speaker 3: The next one is something called experiential entertainment. Experiential, so

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Speaker 1: What It's fun. It's cute until it's not a very

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Speaker 1: But some of them are amazing, and then some of

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Speaker 6: Who you remember when we couldn't find the wedding ring

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Speaker 3: they'll hire a sculptor to make an ice replica of

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Speaker 3: their fur baby and have them on display over by

451
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Speaker 3: the sushi bar. Drinking out of your dodge now. Number

452
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Speaker 3: four is drone photography that's on the ride. Yeah, a

453
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 3: lot of wedding photographers and videographers are offering aerial coverage

454
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Speaker 3: as part of their standard wedding packages.

455
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Speaker 1: Yea, until you hire a guy off Craigslist and he

456
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: crashes that thing. Right into the.

457
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 3: Wedding tent, because you definitely want to watch your Aunt

458
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 3: Mabel grinding on Uncle Lou from twenty feet in. It's

459
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,959
Speaker 3: mostly going to be for outdoor weddings.

460
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, catch somebody in the bushes making out.

461
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're probably not going to see a whole lot

462
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 3: of drones inside hotel ballroom weddings. That would be more exciting. Thought,

463
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 3: maybe they will just.

464
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: So loud.

465
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Speaker 3: Number five, This one's hilarious. Audio guest books.

466
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's like remember back in the day when like

467
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Speaker 2: you would hire a video recorder guy to come around,

468
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 2: then you had to like say something message.

469
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the thing is now nobody wants their guests

470
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 3: to write down kind messages on a notebook or on

471
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 3: a poster anymore.

472
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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I never know what to say anyways.

473
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, who remembers how to write stuff with a pen

474
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 3: now anyways. But instead, couples are having you leave a

475
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Speaker 3: voice recording of your well wishes on an old vintage

476
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,959
Speaker 3: rotary phone that records your message like it's a voicemail.

477
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what's gonna be funny? Is like the

478
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 2: beginning of the wedding and then the end of the

479
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 2: wedding messages. It's just gonna sound like our loser line

480
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 2: is what it's going to end.

481
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Speaker 3: That would be really funny to listen to, like years

482
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Speaker 3: later number six and I wonder what you're gonna think

483
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 3: of this? Instead of first dances, last dances?

484
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Speaker 1: Oh did tell everybody to go home? Is that how

485
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Speaker 1: you ended?

486
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Speaker 9: Like?

487
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 3: Instead of having like the bride and groom kick off

488
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Speaker 3: the reception by having them take the floor first. Instead

489
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Speaker 3: they're going to end the wedding night with a special

490
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 3: song and dance. Whoever lasted to the end of the

491
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Speaker 3: night gets to see it. But apparently it's supposed to

492
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Speaker 3: be like less nerve racking to dance in front of

493
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 3: people after you've already been celebrating for a few mean,

494
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 3: after all.

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Speaker 1: Your aunts and uncles and grandma and Grandpa's left. Yeah,

496
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Speaker 1: I grindy.

497
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 3: Dirty dance at that point.

498
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

499
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 3: And the last hot new wedding trend that you're gonna

500
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 3: be seeing this year are permanent wedding favors where instead

501
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 3: of sending your guest home with like a box of

502
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 3: monogram chocolates a lot of people do that, or like

503
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 3: a mini candle. Now you give them something more permanent

504
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 3: by setting up tattoo and piercing stations at the event wedding.

505
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Speaker 1: Are they covering the charges? You'd be super.

506
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 3: It's all free.

507
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: Do you got to get there like wedding logo tattooed.

508
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 3: On your body?

509
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 6: I'd like to get a portrait of my grandma full back. Please,

510
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 6: you're gonna take twenty hours.

511
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Speaker 3: Guys, can you imagine waking up the morning after a

512
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 3: wedding and realizing you have like a post malone style

513
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 3: tattoo of the bride's name now of your.

514
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 8: Arm, brown your face.

515
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 3: But they're also doing things where they're hiring welders that

516
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 3: take metal bracelets and they'll weld them onto your wrists

517
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 3: during the ceremony so they stay on forever.

518
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's like the forever bracelets.

519
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 8: It's my handcuffs.

520
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just did it.

521
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: These are no key and they're not connected to anybody else.

522
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

523
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 3: Maybe to pay extra they can do that.

524
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 9: Yeah.

525
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 3: Those are the hot new wedding trends that are being

526
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 3: predicted for the upcoming years. We got your phone tap

527
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 3: coming up.

528
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 9: Right after this frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

529
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 3: Today we call a woman who just had a very

530
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 3: memorable year, attending four different music concerts, most of them

531
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Speaker 3: with her sister, and apparently while she was there, she

532
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 3: complained about all the extra fees they were charging her

533
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 3: on the ticket site.

534
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: Ye, I feel you the hidden fide.

535
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: She could probably have bought a house by this time

536
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 2: after all the concerts that she went to.

537
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 3: Well, Thankfully, some representatives are about to call and ask

538
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 3: her about her experience and maybe even toss in a

539
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 3: few extra charges during the conversation, just for kicks. Yeah, figures,

540
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 3: it's your phone tap right now.

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00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 9: Hello.

542
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 3: Hi, my name's Toby Barnhardt. I work at Ticketmasters. It

543
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 3: is hi, Jackie. I'm calling.

544
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 6: According to our records, you purchased four separate concert tickets

545
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 6: last year through our website.

546
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 3: Is that correct? That's pretty cool.

547
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, I guess we did.

548
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 5: Fun.

549
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 3: You sound like a fun person.

550
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 9: Thank you.

551
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 3: You're welcome, Okay? Is that why you're calling me?

552
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 5: Kind of?

553
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 3: I'm just confirming that these are right.

554
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 6: You went to Harry Styles, Morgan Wallen, Beyonce and Pee

555
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 6: with an exclamation.

556
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 12: And mk.

557
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 2: Her name is.

558
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 3: Pink.

559
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 15: Huh.

560
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 3: That's a funny way to spell, you know, if that's.

561
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 5: Her legal name.

562
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 15: No, it's definitely not her legal name. You don't know

563
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 15: who listen?

564
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 14: Why are you calling?

565
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,239
Speaker 1: What is the point of this right?

566
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?

567
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 6: So, first of all, we would like to thank you

568
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 6: for buying your tickets with us, even though realistically you

569
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 6: don't really have another option, just kind of but you

570
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 6: click purchase on our site and that's.

571
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: All that mattered.

572
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 10: How can I help you, sir?

573
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 3: Okay, while you were at those venues, did you consume

574
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 3: any food or beverage?

575
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 10: I probably did eat and drink?

576
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 12: Yeah? Is this a star day or something?

577
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 8: Well?

578
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 6: No, I just needed a confirmation because now that I

579
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 6: ate and drank, correct, now I can collect.

580
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 3: The concessions fee. Wait what Yeah? You see, it's hard

581
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 3: for us to.

582
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 6: Know if people are gonna eat and drink at the show,

583
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 6: so we can't just like add it onto the list

584
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 6: of fees already while you're purchasing tickets, just in case

585
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 6: you don't.

586
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 3: But you did.

587
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 15: I'm not paying any more fees, sir.

588
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 10: You can forget about this.

589
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: Well, I beg you differ. We actually have to charge

590
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 3: your card. You can beg to differ all you like.

591
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,959
Speaker 16: If you charge my card, I will most certainly call

592
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 16: my bank and have those charges reversed well pord.

593
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 6: Of our turns and conditions, which I'm sure you read right.

594
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 6: Everybody reads the thoroughly, the terms and conditions and check

595
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 6: out point.

596
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 3: Sir, why are you calling me?

597
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 17: I'm not paying any extra fees.

598
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 3: This is absolutely obsurble.

599
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 6: Okay, come on, now, you know you're legally obligated to

600
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 6: pay it, and I think you know.

601
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 3: I think you want to do the right thing.

602
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 15: I think you're a joker.

603
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 12: Are you soundary?

604
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,239
Speaker 3: Oh you're a jokes there.

605
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 15: You're not getting any more money yet.

606
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 3: Look, nobody wants debt.

607
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 6: Nobody wants some unpaid food and beverage fee hanging over

608
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 6: your head for the rest of your life.

609
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 8: I'm not paying it.

610
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 3: I don't care what you say.

611
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 14: As a matter of fact, I'm about to hang up

612
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 14: on you because I have things to do and this

613
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 14: is a waste of time.

614
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 6: No, if you hang up before I say goodbye, that's

615
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 6: going to be a hang up fee and I cannot.

616
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 3: I do not want to do that. I have your

617
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 3: card on file.

618
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 8: You are trying to charge us for every saying?

619
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 3: What is a Spirit Airlines? What a coincidence they're actually

620
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 3: partners with us? Shut, I can get a discount stop coffee.

621
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 12: This is absolutely ridiculous.

622
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 3: We're really talking about fees. You gotta get over like

623
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 3: fat cats in this thing, and you want more money. Okay,

624
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 3: I see you're upset. I can make this better.

625
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 12: What if I do you can make this better.

626
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 3: You can get off the phone with me.

627
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 6: It is fifty percent off your long distance ride share

628
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 6: to the concert fee.

629
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Speaker 16: Sound Oh my gosh.

630
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 3: We didn't even take a ride share.

631
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 15: We drove.

632
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 3: That's not true.

633
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 6: And your sister, Emily told me you guys ubered it

634
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 6: and you split the bill because you were drinking before

635
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 6: and during.

636
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 3: Why would my sister tell you all of my business?

637
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 6: Because she listens to our morning show and she said

638
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 6: you'd be very easy to prank.

639
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 3: And she was right. And I like Emily, so don't

640
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 3: yell at her.

641
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 6: Wait what this is actually Jose from Brick and Jeffrey

642
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 6: in the morning. We're doing a prank phone call on you.

643
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 3: This is a phone tap.

644
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 8: Oh my, are you serious?

645
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 3: No, I'm not serious. That's the point.

646
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 15: Absurd.

647
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 6: She told us that she's been to a few concerts

648
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 6: with you and you complained about the fees the whole time.

649
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 10: You guys are crazy and I'm kill see her.

650
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 3: Well, there is also a murder fee, but I'll wait it.

651
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: Oh my.

652
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 3: Only for today. I love it.

653
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 9: Weake up every morning was phone Tabs weekday mornings on

654
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 9: the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

655
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 3: There's a new unofficial rule for dating that's mostly for women.

656
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 3: But it involves three simple numbers.

657
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: Uh, are you guys down at do any shrooms?

658
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 3: No, it's not for twenty Jose. Those not the three numbers.

659
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 3: Three three different but important numbers.

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00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: Okay.

661
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 3: We'd never heard about this before till one of our

662
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 3: listeners came on the show and explained it. And I

663
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 3: wonder how many people out there are also in this

664
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 3: secret triple digit club. You're gonna find out what it is.

665
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: That's intense. If it's the club, I'm thinking it's not

666
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: that club.

667
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear about it.

668
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: It feels like a lot in your second.

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Speaker 8: Date Update Next second Date Updated.

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Speaker 3: Recently, we got an email from a listener who says,

671
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Speaker 3: when it comes to dating, she used to be a

672
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: triple six girl.

673
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

674
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 3: What meaning? The only guys that she was going after

675
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 3: had to be six feet tall? Okay, six pack abs

676
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 3: and six figure income. Wait, triple six.

677
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: They don't exist. I don't believe it.

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00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 3: For some people they exist, but apparently she's throwing that

679
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 3: out the window.

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00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 7: I don't know.

681
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: Why is she gonna go for the five five fives?

682
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 3: Is that it's a little more realistic. She's changed her ways.

683
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 3: So let's welcome to the show, Brandy with an I. Hello, Brandy. Oh, Brandy.

684
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 3: I don't want to brag, but I make at least

685
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 3: four figures girl, at least.

686
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: It sounds like your expectations have really dropped.

687
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 3: If you're yeah, Brandy, maybe explain what made you change

688
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 3: your strategy because this could have an effect on Alexis

689
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 3: in her future here true.

690
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 15: True, Yeah, I started to realize that if you're going

691
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 15: after superficial things and a guy, they're only gonna be superficial.

692
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: Back, look at that.

693
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 3: It isn't that the best thing. Superficial things are really great.

694
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 5: So you're saying, we know what to expect.

695
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 8: I like that consistent.

696
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 3: Okay, you decided that wasn't for you.

697
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: You're looking for something more long term, is what it

698
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: sounds like.

699
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 3: Sorry, gag for a second.

700
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 15: Well, I want I want some substance, you know. Okay,

701
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 15: someone who will love me and care for me and.

702
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: Can have a good conversation. Yeah, God, she's really looking

703
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 2: for a unicorn.

704
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 3: Okay, that's uh what everybody wants to get boring. That's

705
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 3: so it sounds really found it the lower your standards,

706
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 3: did you end up meeting a guy? I did meet

707
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 3: a guy?

708
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 2: I'm lying, Okay, Okay, I like, I like how you

709
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 2: try not to be superficial, but you start with that.

710
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: Instead of his name.

711
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 3: What is his name?

712
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 9: His name is Evan?

713
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: Okay, he makes ninety nine thousand years.

714
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 3: Could you tell if he had a six pack online?

715
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 15: Not sure, I don't think so.

716
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 1: Well, if there's not a shirtless pick, he doesn't.

717
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 2: Well, I was actually, if there's not a shirtless pick,

718
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 2: there might actually have some substance.

719
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: Alexis.

720
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 8: She's right.

721
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 3: No one hides their ass, all right, we know he's

722
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 3: five to ten. Question mark about the abs. What does

723
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 3: Evan do for a living?

724
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 15: Do you know he's a claims adjuster or a car

725
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 15: insurance pace?

726
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 8: Wow?

727
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: I know, I know. Just it's more exciting for Jefferies

728
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: what it does.

729
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 3: But it was his job security. It's like a stable job.

730
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 3: I'm sure he's great claims. So what what they do.

731
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 1: I mean, so far, what did what did attract do

732
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: to him? Online?

733
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 9: Then?

734
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: Because like, none of these things are what you're looking for.

735
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 15: Well, you know, I want someone that I feel safe with,

736
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 15: that feels stable and secure, and my girlfriends are like,

737
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 15: you know that this seems like a stable, secure guy,

738
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 15: like someone I could feel at home with.

739
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 3: All right, okay, so what did you and mister stability

740
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 3: do for your hot date?

741
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 7: Well?

742
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 15: We met for a happy hour.

743
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 1: Lukewarm date.

744
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're heating up.

745
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 8: How did that go? It was good.

746
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 15: We had a couple of drinks and had a nice

747
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 15: banter and he was asking me some questions and then

748
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 15: he asked me a question that kind of stummed me.

749
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 3: Oh look at what's that?

750
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 12: Oh?

751
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 15: He said, tell me something quirky about you?

752
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: Quirky.

753
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 3: Ah, that's a hard thing to answer because you don't

754
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 3: want you don't want to come across too quirky and

755
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 3: come off like a weirdo. For me, I suck my thumb,

756
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 3: That's what I tell people.

757
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: I mean, the first thing I thought of is I

758
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: have a weird boat in my chin on one side

759
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: but not the other.

760
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 9: Do you know what I mean?

761
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 3: That's quirky.

762
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 12: It's a lot of weird.

763
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 3: How did you answer that?

764
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 5: Brandy?

765
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 3: Did you? Did you have an answer for him?

766
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 15: Yeah? Eventually I was like, how do I answer this?

767
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 15: But then I was like, oh, I guess well, I

768
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 15: wiggle my toes right before I go to sleep.

769
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 3: I think I do too.

770
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 2: I just realized, oh my god, my husband has a

771
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 2: weird thing where he puts his heel in between his

772
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 2: big toe and his next to It's.

773
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 3: Very Let that be the last time we get an

774
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 3: insight into Brooke and her husband's face.

775
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: Is on top of No, we don't want.

776
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 3: Any more details about the positioning of your body. I

777
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 3: am sorry, Brandy? What okay? You you wiggle your toes

778
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 3: right before you sleep?

779
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 7: Answer?

780
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,280
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I have really small toes.

781
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: That's quirky.

782
00:36:54,880 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 3: Yea, But okay, did did he respond positive to lead

783
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,720
Speaker 3: to that to your toe stuff?

784
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 15: He didn't really say much?

785
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: Okay?

786
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 3: Okay?

787
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he's asking a question that maybe he

788
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: didn't actually want the answer to.

789
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 3: You know, isn't very sexy either, Sorry.

790
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: But nothink quirky sexy. I guess you didn't change the

791
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 1: like vibe of the date.

792
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 10: It's hard to tell.

793
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 15: I mean I also told him that I collect them

794
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 15: teddy bears, But I don't think that's a turn off,

795
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 15: like how many?

796
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 3: Well they're collectible, you know, Okay, you don't sleep with

797
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 3: them all?

798
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: No?

799
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 12: No, no, is that even.

800
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 3: Important to us?

801
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 15: You know, I didn't even think to ask him. We

802
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 15: had a nice hug at the ends.

803
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 3: I mean, good.

804
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: Have you not heard from him at all?

805
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 2: No?

806
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 8: I thought it was a good date.

807
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 15: I'm not doing my triple six, but I haven't heard

808
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 15: from him.

809
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 2: Is this shocking that the guy who's supposed to be

810
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: stable is the one ghosting knew and.

811
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: Were the ones you had to get rid of?

812
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, maybe a little bit.

813
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 3: Keep moving down the line if we need to.

814
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll go.

815
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 3: We'll actually get you another date, dear Brandy, But first

816
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 3: let's call Evan for you. We'll try and hook you

817
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 3: up one more time when we do your second date

818
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 3: update right.

819
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 8: After this, thank you second date update if.

820
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 3: You're just joining us. One of our listeners came on

821
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 3: and said that she used to live by the triple

822
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 3: six rule for years, dating only men who were six

823
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 3: feet tall, six pack abs six figure incomes, and she's

824
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 3: not doing that anymore, And Brooke made the comment like, oh,

825
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 3: so you're into the triple fives now then, and it

826
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 3: got me thinking, what is a triple five? Five feet tall? Yeah,

827
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 3: five figures, five felonies, five warts on his face?

828
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 2: It could be anywhere, jeff Okay, yeah, let's not limit

829
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 2: it to just the face crazy.

830
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 3: I support that, But the main night five, The main

831
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 3: idea is if you go away from chasing superficial things,

832
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 3: then you won't attract superficial guys.

833
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: That's what she hoped anyway, Yes, yeah, and.

834
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 3: That's what brought Brandy to us because she met a nice,

835
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 3: stable guy named Evan, went on a date with him,

836
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 3: and now he's not calling her back, even the ones

837
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 3: darned damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.

838
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 3: All right, Jeffrey, But whereabouts to call Evan?

839
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 6: Here?

840
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 3: How you feeling, Brandy?

841
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 8: I'm hopeful you are.

842
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: Okay.

843
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 2: That's good because you sounded a little jaded when we

844
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 2: went from the triple six down to you know Evan.

845
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 3: Well, you color jaded.

846
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: I don't know a little bit like it wasn't working

847
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,479
Speaker 1: out for her. That's okay.

848
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 3: Don't take that from a woman with a chim deformity.

849
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: So weird.

850
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 16: Do you feel it I don't mean to touch sure, no,

851
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 16: I get it. Fascinating Okay, I'm sorry I said it.

852
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 16: Let's just call Evan for you and try and get

853
00:39:47,440 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 16: your second date update. Here we go, Dallas number right now. Hello, Hey,

854
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 16: we're looking for Evan.

855
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is hey Evan. Congratulations you are on the

856
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 3: radio right now. Yeah, applaud for the people's you're on

857
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,439
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. My man, you picked

858
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 3: up a phone.

859
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 5: Call that deserves you.

860
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 10: I'm on the radio.

861
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing something called a second date update, and

862
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 3: we're trying to help out one of our listeners named Brandy,

863
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 3: who's a girl that you went on a date with recently.

864
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, man, oh oh oh yeah, okay.

865
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: Sorry, you remember Brandy?

866
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 3: I do?

867
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 8: I do.

868
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, it sounds positive.

869
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 3: We heard a lot of good things about you from

870
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 3: Brandy about your date and everything, and she's just a

871
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 3: little bit confused now that there hasn't been a second one.

872
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 9: Oh.

873
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 3: Sorry, this is for the radio though, Yeah, it is

874
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 3: for the radio. And I'm sorry that this is like

875
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 3: kind of an awkward question and like way to do this, but.

876
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: She couldn't get ahold of you though, you know, and she,

877
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: like Jeff said, like to you a lot.

878
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 10: We're just trying to help her out, right, Yeah, she's nice,

879
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 10: she was cool.

880
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: Were you planning on were you planning on seeing her again?

881
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 8: You know?

882
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: Like okay, okay, okay.

883
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 3: If the answer is no, that's fair. It's your dating life.

884
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 3: You could do what you want with it. But we're

885
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 3: just wondering, for Brandy's sake, was there anything that didn't

886
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 3: go quite that well that night?

887
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 9: Like?

888
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: Is there a reason?

889
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 3: Yeah?

890
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 10: Uh man? I mean to be honest, not really. She

891
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 10: was pretty cool. I mean, like the day was fine.

892
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 3: Then why aren't you dating her again? You dummy? Come on?

893
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 3: He went back real quick to help.

894
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 5: Our listeners.

895
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 2: I do.

896
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 3: I just like, you know, that doesn't make sense, Like

897
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 3: if everything's so good.

898
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 2: Right, well, it's cool, right, it's one happy hour. How

899
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 2: much can you really know a person after just one date?

900
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 2: You need to give it another shot, don't you say?

901
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 3: What's holding you back?

902
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 2: So?

903
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 10: I'm pretty introverted myself, and I had a nice time

904
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 10: hanging out with her, and I just I think for me,

905
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 10: I need to find someone who I think is a

906
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 10: little bit more extroverted, who's going to like bring me

907
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 10: out of my shell and stuff that's interesting.

908
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 2: I feel like she I mean, she's a person that

909
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 2: contacted a radio station about her love life. That should

910
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 2: say a lot about how extroverted she is just.

911
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 3: Having other people do the call for her iry, So

912
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 3: you don't think that she's extroverted enough? Can you elaborate

913
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 3: more on that?

914
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, like I'm gonna be honest. The name

915
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 10: Brandy I thought, especially like the way it was like

916
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 10: all the Brandies I've known, kind of like when I

917
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 10: was in college, they're kind of wild, and I thought

918
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 10: that she was going to be kind of a little

919
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 10: bit more crazy or.

920
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 3: Okay, wild girl.

921
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 2: That's not the same as extroverted those are You were

922
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 2: thinking she was a party girl? Is that what you're thinking?

923
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 8: No?

924
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 10: Not really, but like like I asked her this one question,

925
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 10: I remember being like, what's your biggest quirk? Like I

926
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,720
Speaker 10: didn't want to be like are you crazy?

927
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: Wait? Did you want crazy? Or did you not want crazy?

928
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 12: I want just like more fun And I have a

929
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 12: lot of trouble out there and kind of like going

930
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 12: out or meeting new people or or anything, and so

931
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 12: I need I want to be with someone who's going.

932
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 10: To do that for me.

933
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 1: How did her answer? How did her answer have anything

934
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: to do with that? But her answer to be I

935
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: talked to everybody like, where was your head out?

936
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:56,760
Speaker 3: Answer?

937
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 10: Well, I mean her? She said her biggest quirk was

938
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 10: wiggling her toe or something before she went to bed.

939
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 8: That's cool.

940
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 3: What doesn't scream, wild girl?

941
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 2: That's cool that she sometimes moves her whole ankle.

942
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 3: The whole body starts going, wait, come on.

943
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: It's just one answer, like no, I mean like.

944
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 10: She also said that she collected stuffed animals.

945
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: Okay, are you crazy girls do that?

946
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 10: It's all like an answer my grandma would have given me.

947
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's kind of hard.

948
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 3: Your grandma sounds a good time to me. Yeah, okay,

949
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:43,479
Speaker 3: what you expected. That's kind of the sort.

950
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: It feels like you should have asked her, like, what's

951
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: the wildest thing you've ever done?

952
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 3: Well, I already know the answer to the wildest thing

953
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 3: that she's ever done. And that sit on the other

954
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 3: end of this conversation, listening to this call, waiting to

955
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 3: jump in and talk to you wild No. Wow, that's

956
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 3: how this works, dude, Are you serious? She's here? I'm serious,

957
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 3: brand Are you there?

958
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 5: Oh I'm here?

959
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, go on wild girl talk to him.

960
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 15: Wow, that's really interesting. I get given the context, my

961
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 15: answer sounds really boring and strange. But had you asked

962
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 15: me the question, normally.

963
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 10: You would have know a lot more about me.

964
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 15: Quirky is like, it's a weird way to put it, like,

965
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 15: I'm a lot of fun?

966
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 5: Took so long?

967
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, dy Randy?

968
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 3: All right?

969
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 10: I mean, like, are you a lot of fun?

970
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 2: Like?

971
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 8: Prove it?

972
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 10: I guess I kind of, you know, I mean, what

973
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 10: is the wildest thing you've done?

974
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 8: This?

975
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 15: I don't know if you're ready for it? Insurance suggest.

976
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I'm waiting.

977
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 8: I want to know we're all waiting.

978
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 15: Still, Well, let's just say I may have recently found

979
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 15: a contest in the Caribbean, and I may have lost

980
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 15: my shirt, and I may have funneled.

981
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 8: The beer.

982
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 3: Drinks. Loses her clothes.

983
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: I mean to me, it just sounds like she went

984
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: to college.

985
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's pretty fun. Left an article of clothing behind.

986
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: Does that feel better to you? Evan? It feel crazy?

987
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,439
Speaker 10: I mean I think it feels more on the way.

988
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 10: I just the date ended with like a side hug,

989
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 10: and I was like, who gives side hug?

990
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 2: Did are you just like sick of safety because you're

991
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 2: an insurance adjuster and you need something else, like you

992
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 2: like that chaos guy and that one commercial may have

993
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 2: that's it, just like.

994
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 3: She's looking for someone more stable. Oh, you guys are

995
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 3: like opposites attract here in a weird way, and maybe

996
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 3: just a little bit more communication, a couple more dates

997
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 3: will help bridge that gap.

998
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: I was a couple of shots at tequila will bridge it.

999
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's strong enough. I mean, do

1000
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 3: you ever clear? But we would pay to set you

1001
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 3: up one more time. You're willing to see each other?

1002
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 3: What do you think, Evan?

1003
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean if it's on your guy's still, I'm sure.

1004
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: I can On't you a crazy financially stable person.

1005
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 3: That's kind of what she was going for those But

1006
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 3: what do you think, brand? Are you still into this?

1007
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 16: Yeah?

1008
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 15: You know, just use your words, man, like we'll make

1009
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:38,879
Speaker 15: a move.

1010
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,439
Speaker 1: Yes, sounds like a challenge, and that's what Evan sounds

1011
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: like he wants.

1012
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 3: Okay, it's going to be either this or you go

1013
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 3: back to the six six to six guys.

1014
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: So it sounds like devil worship.

1015
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 9: You want it?

1016
00:47:54,320 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 8: Crazy? Crazy, get in the circle a second.

1017
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 10: She was a Satanist.

1018
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 8: You know what, that's a.

1019
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: Great conversation to have on your second.

1020
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 1: Date because.

1021
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1022
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 3: Man, her story about the Caribbean really turned things around.

1023
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 8: In that call, she.

1024
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 3: Mentions her shirt comes off and she starts making bad decisions.

1025
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 3: Jokes on her though, because I'm sending them to a

1026
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,959
Speaker 3: Caribbean restaurant with a gift card. Yeah, so it's gonna

1027
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 3: happen all over again.

1028
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 2: I just think it's like she was going for the

1029
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 2: superficial dudes and that's what she thought they wanted, and

1030
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 2: then she finds the one stable guy and turns.

1031
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: Out that's also okay. So none of you guys want

1032
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: just a normal.

1033
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 3: Boring Everybody does want that normal, boring, stable person, but

1034
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 3: they have to get through their wild phase first.

1035
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1036
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: So it looks like this. I don't know, will it

1037
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: work out for them or will it not through she's

1038
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: through that phase.

1039
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 3: Jeff Yeah, she's born with experience. Maybe she'll push him

1040
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 3: through that phase two and they'll end up on the

1041
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 3: other end together. That's our hope, and our hope for

1042
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 3: you is to be successful in your dating life. So

1043
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,439
Speaker 3: email us and we can help you out. By calling

1044
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 3: that person who's not calling you back. Go check out

1045
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 3: all of our Seconday podcast wherever you get yours at

1046
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey.

1047
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1048
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 3: I don't really like talking about this, but lately a

1049
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 3: bunch of my songs have been performing pretty well online.

1050
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you, like they are going mega viral.

1051
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 6: I don't want to ruin the mood, but somebody was like, dude,

1052
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 6: he got twenty million views in like a day, and

1053
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 6: I looked.

1054
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's only two million.

1055
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, so sorry, buddy.

1056
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 3: I know I'm pretty much a disappointment. So we asked

1057
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 3: some of the people on the show, why do you

1058
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 3: think that is what makes the songs do well. The

1059
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 3: answers we got were not what I was expecting, because

1060
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 3: nobody said clever lyrics or great singing voice or Jeff's

1061
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 3: natural effortless riz. The top answers were it's not you.

1062
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 3: People said they liked the costumes.

1063
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh you did good that that Taylor Swift one where

1064
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: I did your red lips worked the camera.

1065
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 3: Or superb video editing is the reason, or probably some

1066
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 3: sort of glitch in the TikTok algorithm. Made it go viral.

1067
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 3: So look, if you want a cleverly written, well sung

1068
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 3: parody by a guy with riz, go somewhere because my

1069
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 3: new song of the week hopefully creates a glitch in

1070
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 3: the matrix. Yeah, and it's coming up right after this.

1071
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 3: It is time for my song of the week. And

1072
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,760
Speaker 3: I'm sure you've all noticed me doing my oral stretches

1073
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 3: this morning, just trying to prepare my body for what's about.

1074
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: It's like, why can't you do those in private?

1075
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, will show for you. But the reason is because

1076
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,439
Speaker 3: now we're entering into the most glorious time of year.

1077
00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 3: Girls Scout Cookie.

1078
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 2: See love that you're wearing a girl Scout cookie apron

1079
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 2: right now, complete with badges.

1080
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 3: I would wear this every single day if I was

1081
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 3: allowed to. Oh and just like every year, this is

1082
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 3: going to absolutely ravage me to my core and I

1083
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 3: love it. Just try and name one bad cookie. I

1084
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 3: dare you. You can't do it.

1085
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, you, guys. This isn't even a lie.

1086
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 2: We got a couple of boxes in this week and

1087
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 2: I went into Jeffrey and I said, hey, do you

1088
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 2: want a cookie?

1089
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: And he goes, uh, cookie.

1090
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 3: I thought she was offering me a box who offers

1091
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 3: one cookie. That's not even possible.

1092
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 7: You mean one sleeve?

1093
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 3: Because they are possibly the single most delicious thing ever

1094
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 3: created in human history. And I don't know what magical

1095
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 3: umpah lumpa factory operation that they've got going on to

1096
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 3: produce these flavor masterpieces, but I am into it.

1097
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: That's good.

1098
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,760
Speaker 3: I love these I am so into them. It actually

1099
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 3: kind of scares me, because once you open that box

1100
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 3: and slide that first cookie into your snack hole, you

1101
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 3: are on a dangerous, slippery slope, my friends, where your

1102
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 3: hand physically will not let you put them down, and

1103
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 3: you may never stop eating them again until you die.

1104
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: But you know what worried about you? Is there a

1105
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: program for you?

1106
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 3: No, that's a risk that I am more than happy

1107
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 3: to take. Okay, so today we need to honor all

1108
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 3: those little green troops of sugar slinging cookie dealers with

1109
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 3: a song about my intense addiction borderline dependence on Girl

1110
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 3: Scout cookies.

1111
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,240
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like you have a problem at all, jeff.

1112
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 3: Instead of doing the phrase how to save a life,

1113
00:52:54,600 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 3: it's young Jeffreys. Just one final bite, I promise, do

1114
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 3: you though I swear here we go, I'm in a

1115
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 3: point when I'm ready points.

1116
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 18: They hunt near the grocery shops. They rock brays like

1117
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 18: tiny French black ops, and by the doors they wave

1118
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 18: to you, but don't lock eyes.

1119
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 3: Oil'll be screwed. They'll sell you cookie.

1120
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:37,800
Speaker 17: So divine, the missus Fields returned to crime.

1121
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 7: You bought a box or.

1122
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:45,760
Speaker 17: So is saints wonder how you left with seventy thought?

1123
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 3: I thought that one can, resays.

1124
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 5: Woke up being a bravyyard.

1125
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 17: Of thin man's dot asty boxes clutched to me.

1126
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 3: So time keep swearing, just one fine bye? Where did

1127
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 3: all my thin minch go? I promise you I'm not depressed.

1128
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 3: I just enjoy Samoa's for breakfast, Happy office.

1129
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 19: I decompressed hiding boxes in the drawers of my work desk.

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00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 11: I felt a chilling new something's wrong.

1131
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 3: I'm just run out of tag a launch.

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00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 17: Sugar crazy, shake you until you're sobbing in the prey groom,

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00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 17: praying up to my car an. The things just bind

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Speaker 17: me to the nearest Albert Sands.

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00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 13: I'm searching for.

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00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 17: Girl scouts to read supply, just praying that school got.

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Speaker 11: Out on time.

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00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 18: Oh my god, the girl after here.

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00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 19: So many cookies I've enjoyed. My finances have fully been

1140
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 19: destroyed on the side of the busy rope, holding a

1141
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 19: sign that says all work for DOCI does.

1142
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Speaker 17: I asked a girl Scout to trade, gave her my

1143
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 17: watch for lem and Nates. Their tosiers made me go

1144
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,760
Speaker 17: and saying now we've cookies were rut drug.

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00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 3: I'm Kurt Cobain, Dan's the lemb and nuts my girlfriend's man.

1146
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 3: While shere the sleeve that I brought a bad She

1147
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 3: said she's in the mood, but I declined.

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00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,240
Speaker 13: Chose trade boils over sexy time.

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00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 3: Every box has got the.

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00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 13: Whizz so good, the cookie masseillas and her chess so much.

1151
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 13: Some moores online they blocked me from the girl scoutside.

1152
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 1: Why has the Girl Scouts of America block you?

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00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 3: No, because that's the reason.

1154
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 5: Why it's not breathing like weird.

1155
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 3: I just I bought too many cookies chronic because cookies

1156
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 3: run my life. I cannot stay strong with each per chess.

1157
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 13: They load my trunk with a pork.

1158
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 17: Left, and I wod scrounged for crumbs in desperate times

1159
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:36,879
Speaker 17: inside my room.

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00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 3: Bus on gold Mine one, staying on your fee, your says.

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00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 13: Then Gretchen Weed is called the Cookies bash chair, as

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00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 13: some rad came up to steal the.

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Speaker 9: By just know.

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00:56:51,800 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 11: I'm ready for a five, just throw win hands with

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00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 11: my just one fine, fine, oh.

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00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 2: My, I can't decide if I love the eating sound

1167
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 2: effects that you put in there or if I eat them.

1168
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: That is very loud.

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00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, seven eight five, and tell us what she thought

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00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 3: about the song of the week. We're gonna post a

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00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 3: video up on our socials that broken Jeffrey with all

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00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 3: the lyrics there, so you can send them to your

1173
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 3: girl scout friends and go ahead.

1174
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: And confess in the comments how many boxes you've actually you.

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00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 3: Know, don't undersell it, we'll know. Oh, send us links.

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00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 3: We want to buy something that's too dangerous. We're gonna

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00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 3: go bankrupt already.

1178
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 8: That's your song of.

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00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 9: The week, brooking Jeffrey.

1180
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 8: In the morning, I got a text to seven.

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00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 3: Eight five nine to two that says, hey, guys, my

1182
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 3: daughter Sophie is so close to collecting her Origami bandana

1183
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 3: and butterfly toothbrush case. She just needs to sell two

1184
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 3: hundred more boxes to please text me back. How many

1185
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 3: do you each want?

1186
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: How much can the r Gommi bandana actually caught?

1187
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 3: We missed it. Instead of singing the two decade old

1188
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 3: hit by the Fray How to Save a Life, I

1189
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 3: love that it was a throwback. I sang my own

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00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 3: version called just One Final Bite, dedicated to the most

1191
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 3: highly addictive treats in the entire.

1192
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 8: World, girl Scout Cookies.

1193
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 3: You've seen a lot of texts coming in on the textboard, Brooker, what.

1194
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:31,479
Speaker 8: Are you seeing?

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00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 2: I like this one that says I can't keep blaming

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00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 2: the dog every time a box goes missing.

1197
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: Help me think of another excuse.

1198
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 3: You a fish goldfish mate.

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Speaker 8: The tank?

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00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, brink some chocolate bee in the tank.

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00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 9: I should go over.

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00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 15: There.

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00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 9: We go.

1204
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 3: You're welcome if you missed it. If you want to

1205
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 3: hear it again, We're gonna have that song about the

1206
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffery YouTube page on our Facebook or Instagram,

1207
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 3: our TikTok all of it at Brook and Jeffrey.

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00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1209
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 3: Get excited for a brand new player to win Brooks

1210
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 3: Bucks today. Her name is Bobby. She is a grandma

1211
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 3: who likes to play video games. Her favorite game apparently

1212
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 3: is Call of Duty, which.

1213
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm not for sure you were going to say Donkey Kong, but.

1214
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 3: That's the music that we're playing right now, The Call

1215
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 3: of Duty. This is the music that plays when you're

1216
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 3: running through the dilapidated houses thing grenades of people. Bobby,

1217
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 3: you're the expert pretty much pretty much.

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00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: Hey, what's it like? Gamer tag or whatever it's called, Bobby.

1219
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 3: Washington, Washington, very scary.

1220
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're a Grammy.

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00:59:50,880 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 3: Go with Granny Smith. She's nubes on their day And yeah,

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01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 3: all right, Brooke is leaving the studio, Bobby while she

1223
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 3: heads out. Let's go over the rules real quick. You

1224
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 3: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

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01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1226
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 3: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1227
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 3: Are you ready? I am all right, good luck. Your

1228
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 3: time starts now. Today is National Pig Day. What's the

1229
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 3: name of the pig in the story Charlotte's Web?

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01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 5: Wilbert.

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01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 3: Hypoglycemia means you have low? What sugar? What is the

1232
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 3: mathematical term used to describe any four sided figure in

1233
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,439
Speaker 3: Star Wars? What's the name of Hans Solo's ship?

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01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 11: Oh?

1235
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 9: What?

1236
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 3: Hollywood celebrit is Chris Pratt's father in law?

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01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 15: I know, God, absolutely no clue.

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01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 9: Who that is.

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01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 3: I know, Chris, I don't know who You're about to

1240
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 3: find out and be very surprised. But let's bring brook

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01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 3: into the studio. And I'm also seeing on my phone

1242
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 3: screener that Bobby works transportation for adults with special needs.

1243
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 1: Do you drive the bus or what are you doing?

1244
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 15: I drive a mini van.

1245
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 3: This is an official company. You don't just drive around

1246
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 3: like looking for people.

1247
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: It's like I drive a windowless van.

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01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 8: Hop in.

1249
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 3: You're doing in the world bottom And now it's Brooks

1250
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 3: turn the world. We'll find out here we go. Your

1251
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 3: time starts now. Today is National Pig Day. What's the

1252
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 3: name of the pig in the story Charlotte's.

1253
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 1: Web Charlotte, No, that's a I don't know pass. Hyperglycenia

1254
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: means you have low What blood sugar?

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01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 3: What is the mathematical term used to describe for any

1256
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 3: four sided figure square in Star Wars? What is the

1257
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 3: name of Han Solo's ship?

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01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: Uh Death, No, it's not the dust Star Skywalker.

1259
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 3: What Hollywood's is Chris Bratt's father in law.

1260
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: Oh Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 3: All right, just squeeze that last one, and let's go

1262
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard to find out how you both did.

1263
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 14: With Now, the first thing I need you to do

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01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 14: every morning is punch me in the stomach because I'm

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01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 14: a bad PERSONNI millennial Falcon Millennials, that's the one.

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01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 3: The gen z Falcon. After that, Bobby, you didn't you

1267
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 3: got too correct today?

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01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 1: I sucked it hard. I was terrible hard.

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01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 9: You go.

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01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: Also, I don't deserve it.

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01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that score does go to the house, Bobby.

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01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 8: I'm sorry she said she didn't deserve it so automatically

1273
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 8: I should.

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01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 1: Know, but I didn't really mean it, Bobby. I always

1275
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 1: think I deserve it.

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01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers real quick. It's National Pig Day.

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01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 3: The pig in the story Charlotte's Web is wilbur Oh.

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01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 8: I want to say.

1279
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: That's a spider, and then I don't know it's a boy.

1280
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 3: Hypoglycemia means you have low blood sugar. We did give

1281
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 3: that to you, Bobby for saying sugar. We all know

1282
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 3: it's like yo, I got the sugars. We know that

1283
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 3: means the mathematical term for any four sided figure is

1284
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 3: a quadrilateral.

1285
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,920
Speaker 1: Oh dug, I was totally gonna say that.

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01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 3: In Star Wars, Hans solo ship is the Millennium Falcon

1288
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 3: Millennial Falconnum. Chris Pratt's father in law is, yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 15: I have absolutely did not know that.

1290
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 3: Do you think Thanksgiving Chris Pratt and Arnald warshingers do

1291
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 3: push ups.

1292
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: Just like go to the garage and push ups together,

1293
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 1: a lot of arm wrestling.

1294
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bobby, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to win today,

1295
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 3: but just for playing, what we're gonna do is give

1296
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 3: you one month unlimited certificate for True Fusion. You can

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01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,959
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01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 3: today and experience heated and unheated classes featuring twenty five

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Speaker 19: So.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, Bobby.

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01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna sweat, Bobby, I'll tell.

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01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 16: You that, all right, sweat and lo weight.

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01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 7: There we go.

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01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 3: All right, Thanks for playing, Bobby. We'll see you online

1306
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 3: in the video game world.

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01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rinny Smith, let's get my name and we'll play together.

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01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 3: We'll be back to the Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday,

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01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,