Speaker 1: Well gormitting, Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 2: Let's go around the room. If you could invent a holiday,
Speaker 2: what would it be. You could invent a holiday, what
Speaker 2: would it be?
Speaker 3: I'll go first. It would be National left Handers Day.
Speaker 2: But everything has to be built for us for once
Speaker 2: in our life, meaning desks, scissors, ball gloves. You need
Speaker 2: to be able to find ball gloves and guitars. And
Speaker 2: there's a real struggle with being left handed, and you
Speaker 2: just accept it and forget that, you guys right handers
Speaker 2: having a lot easier than the left handers after a while,
Speaker 2: because it's just a it's a difficult life. And I
Speaker 2: would have National left Handed Day where all the stuff
Speaker 2: is that or you guys just have to suffer through
Speaker 2: what we have to suffer.
Speaker 4: Why why don't we talk?
Speaker 3: You can never find anything?
Speaker 2: Then, so I would go and we also get everybody
Speaker 2: gets five hundred dollars left handed and you have to
Speaker 2: prove it by throwing the ball through a hole.
Speaker 3: Oh, they can't just claim it. National left Handers Day
Speaker 3: is my holiday.
Speaker 5: The amy National No Parenting Day.
Speaker 6: The government provides care.
Speaker 4: What I was gonna do.
Speaker 6: Kids is just like I don't know, go do whatever
Speaker 6: you want, and.
Speaker 3: That's part of it. You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Like no laws, you can kill them.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, you don't have to break the law.
Speaker 5: But you don't have to go to work. You don't
Speaker 5: have to work as a parent. You don't have to
Speaker 5: cook anything, or clean anything, or laundry.
Speaker 3: Or eddies every day. You don't know, that's not true.
Speaker 5: There's no consequence. You don't have to hand out consequences.
Speaker 3: God, that's awesome. Exhaust I'm kidding it, anybody.
Speaker 7: Yeah, mine was kind of the same thing, but you
Speaker 7: know what, it would be cool a random Wednesday day.
Speaker 7: So like one random Wednesday they tell you everyone has
Speaker 7: this day off and you didn't plan for it.
Speaker 3: You're just like, hey, it's like find a ten dollars
Speaker 3: in your pocket.
Speaker 8: That's what I'm talking about, White Wednesday, because they.
Speaker 3: Random Wednesday day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, random Wednesday Day. I kind of like it because
Speaker 2: you never know what's coming and you wake up and
Speaker 2: at twelve oh one you have the day off. All
Speaker 2: of a sudden it comes across like an amber alert.
Speaker 3: Random Wednesday day.
Speaker 4: You don't have to go to work.
Speaker 3: That'd be amazing.
Speaker 9: Lunchbox National, No Tipping Day one day out of the year.
Speaker 9: You go everywhere, anywhere, and they cannot ask you for
Speaker 9: a tip. There can't be a tip line, there can't
Speaker 9: be a sign that says, hey, we accept tips.
Speaker 3: They can't put a bucket, a.
Speaker 9: Cardboard box, a milk joke, nothing, No tips allowed on
Speaker 9: national no Tipping Day.
Speaker 10: So just.
Speaker 2: This as a whole off. Three of us wanted something
Speaker 2: for other people. One of us wanted to take something
Speaker 2: away from somebody.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 9: I wanted to give this to all you guys and
Speaker 9: to feel like you have to tip everyone.
Speaker 2: I hear you, but I'm saying your your day is
Speaker 2: you not giving the servers?
Speaker 9: It's not just servers. Walk in a hotel, Hey, welcome
Speaker 9: to our hotel.
Speaker 3: Can you give me a tip?
Speaker 11: Hey?
Speaker 3: Would you like to help me? Stay bro I mean
Speaker 3: every hotel you stay at the airbnb where they asked
Speaker 3: for the note, oh me, was it here? Which is weird?
Speaker 3: Telling hunch walk out?
Speaker 12: So I stayed at an Airbnb and they left a
Speaker 12: note that said you could venmo to tip the house
Speaker 12: cleaner for the airbnb.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Morgan. Why was that weird?
Speaker 12: It was weird because I already paid a sixty five
Speaker 12: dollars cleaning fee to stay at the airbnb.
Speaker 9: There's already a built in fee when you booked the airbnb.
Speaker 7: But the fees for the owner of the house to clean,
Speaker 7: and the tip is for the clean But no, the.
Speaker 2: Hold on and I love tipping. Lived my life built
Speaker 2: on other people's tips forever. I will say, though, why
Speaker 2: that's weird is that sixty five dollars is for the
Speaker 2: owner to pay for somebody to clean.
Speaker 3: They're already getting that money. There you go, I'm not there,
Speaker 3: you go? You the ownership tip?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yes, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Going to work. If you want to tip, great, But
Speaker 3: I'm saying that is weird.
Speaker 9: But I'm not going to get the benefit of a
Speaker 9: clean house, so why would I.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 9: See, this is why we need National note Tipping Day. Yeah,
Speaker 9: screw everybody, right, so stupid?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that's how we start the show today.
Speaker 3: Time to open up the mail bag.
Speaker 10: You send the game mail and we read it all
Speaker 10: the air.
Speaker 6: It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hello, Bobby Bones, my boyfriend of six years, and I've
Speaker 2: been talking about getting married. The reason he hasn't popped
Speaker 2: the question yet is because he was trying to wait
Speaker 2: until he was financially stable to start the next chapter
Speaker 2: of our lives. He's made great progress and pan off
Speaker 2: a lot of debts, and he's got a better paying job.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I still make more money than he does,
Speaker 2: and I think the ring he could afford now isn't
Speaker 2: the engagement ring out of one anyway, I love him
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, any ring would be fine,
Speaker 2: but I've also waited years for him to pop the question.
Speaker 2: I would really just love the ring that I had envisioned,
Speaker 2: but I just don't think he's there yet financially. He's
Speaker 2: been subtly asking me what kind of engagement rings I
Speaker 2: like for the last couple of months, so I do
Speaker 2: feel like it could be coming soon. My best friend
Speaker 2: also been engaging interest. Do I suggest the ring I
Speaker 2: really want, even though maybe something he can't afford, Or
Speaker 2: do I pick a more modest ring and risk not
Speaker 2: loving it? Sign soon to be engaged? This is an
Speaker 2: easy one. Tell him the ring you want, Tell him
Speaker 2: the exact ring you want. I'm gonna tell you why
Speaker 2: because it sounds like you say you make more money
Speaker 2: and you can afford it, But right maybe right now,
Speaker 2: he can't but as soon as you get married, you're
Speaker 2: paying the same bill on it anyway.
Speaker 3: So let's say you pay what.
Speaker 6: If he wants to pay for it in full, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think he's going to based on the criteria here.
Speaker 6: That was what he was waiting for all this time.
Speaker 3: He's trying to.
Speaker 2: Save and maybe, but I take it here as well,
Speaker 2: he can't if it's the ring that you That's why
Speaker 2: I tell him, oh, gotcha, he can't.
Speaker 3: If you, you need to tell him exactly what you want.
Speaker 2: So there's no resentment at all from him that he
Speaker 2: couldn't get you what you want. So if he wants
Speaker 2: to get you what he wants what you want, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a ring. Let's just say it's ten dollars, okay,
Speaker 2: and he can't afford the ten dollar ring, but he
Speaker 2: wants ten dollars ring. So he goes and he puts
Speaker 2: money down on the ten dollars ring and plans to
Speaker 2: pay it off two bucks a months for the next
Speaker 2: six years or whatever the case is. But the good
Speaker 2: thing is, once you get married, you now join and
Speaker 2: you can pay it together and it's not a big deal.
Speaker 5: So would you be offended though, if like you were
Speaker 5: getting married to someone, or you were waiting to propose,
Speaker 5: and she came and said, Hey, I really want this ring.
Speaker 5: I know it's kind of out of your budget, but
Speaker 5: it's cool, Like, I'll go in on it with you. No,
Speaker 5: say that ahead of time. You can't say, don't say that,
Speaker 5: can't Okay, I was just asking you.
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't like that.
Speaker 4: The guy doesn't want that.
Speaker 3: No, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I don't think the guy mindes want you're married to
Speaker 2: use money for all the bills.
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. Okay, Just let him tell him
Speaker 2: the ring you want. If you can't afford it, he
Speaker 2: won't get it. If he can afford to pay payments
Speaker 2: on it, that's great. Let him pay payments and then
Speaker 2: you can join together and pay it off later. Gotcha,
Speaker 2: Eddie your thoughts.
Speaker 4: I think we're missing the point here.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's just weird because she's like, I think
Speaker 7: she's more worried about this ring than the actual marriage,
Speaker 7: because she's like, oh, it's six years.
Speaker 4: He's taking a long time.
Speaker 7: She's stressing him out, Like she's stressing him out because
Speaker 7: she wants this ring he can't afford. They could have
Speaker 7: gotten married four years ago.
Speaker 3: But I don't think it's just about the ring.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's a lot about to
Speaker 2: take her as being just ring hungry. I took her
Speaker 2: as someone who knows what they want.
Speaker 6: She's just now started to look.
Speaker 3: I took it as the diamonds.
Speaker 4: Are twine, man. You know what I mean, just getting married?
Speaker 6: Do you want her to just settle for whatever he can?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Totally, it's fine too. Is it settles fine?
Speaker 3: Limonds are twined? Are you singing, Ryan?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Diamonds are twine, man.
Speaker 7: I got my wife three thousand dollars engagement ring.
Speaker 3: She still has that today, and I can.
Speaker 4: Afford a better one.
Speaker 7: But you know what, that's what we got married, and
Speaker 7: that's that's still our original ring.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 6: And he's like, I could upgree to know I could.
Speaker 3: But I think all that you're missing the point. That's, you, guys,
Speaker 3: a situation.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying to her is she's saying, should I
Speaker 2: say that I want this ring or should I just
Speaker 2: say I want a different ring?
Speaker 3: Because she's saying that.
Speaker 4: What's more important the marriage of the ring?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, she's not saying you have to
Speaker 2: make a decision that My advice is what it is.
Speaker 3: Say what you want. Yeah, he knows your heart. He
Speaker 3: knows you. We can tell your heart just by the email,
Speaker 3: and he wants.
Speaker 6: You to have what you want.
Speaker 3: Unless that's Eddie, and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 3: All right, that's the mail bag. Close it up. We
Speaker 3: got your game mail and we laid it on her.
Speaker 3: Now it's found to close Bobby's mail.
Speaker 4: Dida all right.
Speaker 3: Healthy superfans or super dorks.
Speaker 2: They're Costco super fans who have traveled over two hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty thousand miles. They visit over two hundred Costco warehouses.
Speaker 2: They've done them all here in the States and in
Speaker 2: fourteen countries total. They love the Mega store. Now I'm
Speaker 2: gonna read you this story, but I'm want to ask you,
Speaker 2: what's the nerdiest thing that you do. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's gonna be as nerdy as this. I can appreciate.
Speaker 2: If they love doing it, good, good for them. But
Speaker 2: in the last seven years, David and Susan Schwartz have
Speaker 2: went to visit over all these Costcos.
Speaker 7: Wow, I mean hundreds of Costco stores. They've been too
Speaker 7: well what's the difference.
Speaker 3: Nothing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all kind of the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they say, we went to Paris and didn't visit
Speaker 2: a single museum just to Costco. Our friends really struggle
Speaker 2: to understand that. They went on a one thousand, five
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty two miles road trip from New York
Speaker 2: to Omaha to see the Omaha store. When they checked
Speaker 2: off their final Costco in Ohio, they gave him a
Speaker 2: big old cake, saying, congratulations, you did all of America.
Speaker 2: He is a former investment banker, and he was just
Speaker 2: kind of like, what do I want to do? I
Speaker 2: love Costcos. Let me go drive around to see them all.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll write something about it. But yeah, so that's it.
Speaker 7: They're seeing the costcos so healthy super fans or super.
Speaker 9: Dorks super dorks. I mean, this is the dorky is
Speaker 9: the dorks. They've wasted so much money traveling to Costco's
Speaker 9: when they are literally almost all the same.
Speaker 3: And they got a cake. I mean the fact that.
Speaker 9: They said, oh, our friends don't understand the fact they
Speaker 9: have friends of the shotgut you super dorks.
Speaker 7: Would you go to and think it was fun to do?
Speaker 7: Every Major League baseball stadium?
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, I would say that same all different. No,
Speaker 2: there are every Major League Baseball They don't have the
Speaker 2: basis that are exactly the same distance. They all played
Speaker 2: by the same exact rules. Just like every store they
Speaker 2: built the same dimension. They probably saw hot dog there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're very similar. No, I think going all the costcos
Speaker 2: to meat feels lame. But I can't really say it's
Speaker 2: super dork if I'm not going to call myself a
Speaker 2: super dork.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but also for Lunchbox, I mean he would travel
Speaker 5: the US, visiting all the real world homes.
Speaker 3: And he waited hours to meet a pregnant teenager. Now
Speaker 3: she was not pregnant, she already had a kid.
Speaker 5: She was a teen mom, though she was famous because
Speaker 5: she was a pregnant How.
Speaker 3: Long is you way hour and a half. So what's
Speaker 3: the nerdiest thing you do? Amy?
Speaker 6: Bird bingo?
Speaker 3: What bird bingo? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Bingo cards with birds on them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see one you put up.
Speaker 5: I mark through it so I have a laminated thing
Speaker 5: and then I have like a dry erase marker so
Speaker 5: that way you can start over like once you've finished
Speaker 5: and when you see the birds, because sometimes I have
Speaker 5: regular visitors at my feet aer and I have others
Speaker 5: Like just this week.
Speaker 6: And owl showed up in my backyard. I've a mad.
Speaker 5: I've never been able to cross off an owl in
Speaker 5: my yard. It's bird bingo in my yard, not just
Speaker 5: you know, if I'm hiking in the park, I don't
Speaker 5: get to cross anything off.
Speaker 6: But bart out check this week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Eddie, that's cool.
Speaker 4: Amy uh man.
Speaker 7: Okay, So I spent a lot of time on Google Earth.
Speaker 3: So I watch funny.
Speaker 7: I watch old black and white movies and then I
Speaker 7: find out where they were shot, and then I go
Speaker 7: to that location on Google Earth to see.
Speaker 4: If anything's changed.
Speaker 7: Sometimes the buildings are still there, and like that's crazy.
Speaker 7: And then you move the Google Earth camera to match
Speaker 7: what's on the TV screen, and I positive TV screen,
Speaker 7: Like that's really cool, that's so dorky.
Speaker 3: I love it. That's awesome, lunchbox.
Speaker 9: Ooh man, I'm gonna admit this. I keep my stats
Speaker 9: from my soccer games. Your adult rec leag soccer games.
Speaker 9: That is awesome.
Speaker 6: Can you keep them?
Speaker 9: I just write them down, like on a piece of
Speaker 9: paper when I get home, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 9: two goals scored, one assist, and however many minutes played.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious, Amy, Why do you turn your chair away
Speaker 3: from him? Are you cringing at that?
Speaker 5: I'm like, how many minutes played? Like, have you ever
Speaker 5: had to go home and be like one minute?
Speaker 6: No, okay, what's the lowest?
Speaker 3: Oh, twenty minutes. I don't think you would go play
Speaker 3: the game if they didn't tell me yeah at.
Speaker 9: One minute, I wouldn't even worth my time. No, So
Speaker 9: I just keep the status. At the end of the season,
Speaker 9: I look at him like, oh man, you had a
Speaker 9: pretty good season, and I throw it in the trash
Speaker 9: and then next season keep.
Speaker 6: It in a binder.
Speaker 7: She do a diary. That's a dear diary. I made
Speaker 7: a goal at the three forty mark. Hey, it felt good.
Speaker 6: You have a little diary. Now.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you may to ask that. I
Speaker 5: don't I need to ask about it right now. But
Speaker 5: you have something you're writing in lately. I've never seen
Speaker 5: it before.
Speaker 3: I saw this. Yeah. I keep so many notes on
Speaker 3: things here at the desk.
Speaker 6: That's new.
Speaker 3: So I keep notes on everything, all right, notes I
Speaker 3: put on my phone. I put it. I just needed
Speaker 3: a different place for a different set of notes.
Speaker 11: I like it.
Speaker 3: That's what I do notes.
Speaker 6: Notes.
Speaker 3: Those are scribbles.
Speaker 2: I have daily things I need to accomplish in my
Speaker 2: phone that I check every day. I have things during
Speaker 2: the show that I need to talk about or do.
Speaker 2: And this is other creative projects that I'm working.
Speaker 6: Okay here, all right.
Speaker 5: I just when I walked in your officeivity you were
Speaker 5: writing in that, I was like, Oh, is he journaling?
Speaker 6: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I think Amy is amazing. That's funny lunch. If that
Speaker 2: was one of us doing it, though, you'd make fun.
Speaker 6: Of us for sure.
Speaker 3: That's why I've never admitted it. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 13: That's good.
Speaker 3: Morgan. Do you have anything?
Speaker 12: Yeah, So every Thursday night when there's a Marvel movie releasing,
Speaker 12: I go to the premiere. Like ever since I binge
Speaker 12: watched the first part of it, now, I have not
Speaker 12: missed a single Marvel movie premiere.
Speaker 2: On you, you've been a big Marvel person, Like mm hmm,
Speaker 2: Like you're a little too normal to be that into it.
Speaker 12: Oh no, And I love it And I'm dressed up
Speaker 12: as multiple the characters.
Speaker 3: That's a bad thing.
Speaker 2: I just don't assume people that have good balance in
Speaker 2: their life really get that into stuff.
Speaker 3: And you're dedicated.
Speaker 7: To that that's yeah, yeah, because again, you're not hurting anybody.
Speaker 3: It's fine. I like them going on all the costcos.
Speaker 3: So super fans.
Speaker 2: Don't hurt anybody. They're enjoying their life. They know what
Speaker 2: it's all about. I probably one of my similar to Eddies.
Speaker 2: I'll go on deep dives of every ninety sitcom person
Speaker 2: in the history of sitcoms, and I'll read their whole Wikipedia.
Speaker 2: I'll go search their Instagram, see what they're up to
Speaker 2: now or if they're dead or so I do that.
Speaker 3: I think it's why I know everybody's name that was
Speaker 3: in a show.
Speaker 2: But probably the nerdiest thing is I've followed football and
Speaker 2: basketball recruiting rankings with all the high school kids.
Speaker 3: That's crazy streating in tenth grade.
Speaker 6: Tenth grade, I mean.
Speaker 2: Like you want to get their junior year. From ten
Speaker 2: to eleventh grade, you get your first rating. And so
Speaker 2: I'll follow them and I subscribe the services following them.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: I don't follow them.
Speaker 7: On Instagram, no, but I like following and see where
Speaker 7: they go.
Speaker 3: You don't go to their games or anything, like if
Speaker 3: they're in town, listen. I don't want. I know, I don't, but.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying to It just already feels weird because
Speaker 2: I'm following what sixteen seventeen year old kids are doing.
Speaker 3: With their life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but somebody's doing that for a job.
Speaker 2: I know, it's not my job. I'm paying two different
Speaker 2: services to do it just to see where they're going.
Speaker 2: So that's probably it now on borders. It's not creepy,
Speaker 2: but I'm just really invested.
Speaker 7: If you follow them on Instagram, that regroup, I'm not.
Speaker 7: I don't follow single one of them.
Speaker 3: Oh it's time for the good news.
Speaker 2: Ready.
Speaker 4: Mandy Scepter. She lives in Kentucky. She's a single mom.
Speaker 7: Is always wanted a big family, lots of kids, but
Speaker 7: she's not married. So she I looked into the in
Speaker 7: vitro or whatever you know you can do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in vitro she looked into that.
Speaker 7: She's like, I don't know if I want to do that,
Speaker 7: So she looked into fostering. Well, while she was talking
Speaker 7: to social work and she said, well, you know what,
Speaker 7: skip the fostering part. We have six kids that are
Speaker 7: all sisters and they need a place, So why don't
Speaker 7: you try adopting them six together? Six to Well, they
Speaker 7: weren't together. They were all in different fossils, but I mean,
Speaker 7: like six six sisters. Yes, take it, she's taking them
Speaker 7: all together. So she said that sounds amazing. Mandy took
Speaker 7: in all six girls and the oldest is nineteen, so
Speaker 7: she was already even out of the foster care system.
Speaker 7: But since she adopted her, I mean, she's part of
Speaker 7: the family now.
Speaker 3: She moved in.
Speaker 4: She moved in, and all.
Speaker 7: Six sisters are together, which is so rare because once
Speaker 7: they go into the foster system, guys, they can be
Speaker 7: spread all over the place, may never see each other again.
Speaker 2: How lucky were those sisters that somebody was found that
Speaker 2: wanted to have multiple kids at once and they want it.
Speaker 3: To come out and then how incredibly wow.
Speaker 7: And I always complain about and I don't complain, I
Speaker 7: love it, but I complain about having four kids because
Speaker 7: it's a lot ivan six is crazy. So good for her, man,
Speaker 7: that's awesome. What's the difference in two and four? A
Speaker 7: big difference, big difference.
Speaker 3: So I get the number part of it, but your
Speaker 3: day to day life.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Well, look, when you have four kids, they're
Speaker 7: a gang.
Speaker 4: Like they're they gang. They take over the family.
Speaker 7: You can't no longer can Mom and Dad control the
Speaker 7: four kids because they gang up on.
Speaker 3: If they have.
Speaker 2: A righteous fight, they all want to fight together. All
Speaker 2: four of them get together, it's hard to stop all
Speaker 2: four of them. Correct where too, you can still to
Speaker 2: two diverses, We can deal with that too, but you
Speaker 2: can't take the whole gang's tougher, right.
Speaker 7: And I compared a lot to whack a mole, So like,
Speaker 7: if one has a problem, you're like, let me deal
Speaker 7: with that. Oh, solve. There comes another mole up. Oh great,
Speaker 7: now this one has a problem. Whack that one.
Speaker 2: Boom, Oh Dad, I got a problem with What if
Speaker 2: all four moles come up at the same time.
Speaker 7: It happens and it's a terrible day. That's a terrible day.
Speaker 7: Good news, that's what it's all about. Thank you, that
Speaker 7: was tell me something good.
Speaker 3: So these are safety tips that we probably haven't thought of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this woman popped up on my instaut and she's
Speaker 5: a safety expert. She studied criminal justice and all kinds
Speaker 5: of things, so she knows what criminals are doing or
Speaker 5: what they're after, and how women are vulnerable. And I
Speaker 5: just never thought about how I carry myself in a
Speaker 5: parking lot or when I'm walking from store to store
Speaker 5: or walking from building to building.
Speaker 2: So is it about making yourself less attractive to somebody
Speaker 2: who's going to want to attack somebody?
Speaker 5: Yes, you're the minimizing your vulnerability.
Speaker 3: Okay, And so what do you have here?
Speaker 6: And so these are clips? This is actually stuff that
Speaker 6: she shared.
Speaker 11: Okay, There's three things I want you to always keep
Speaker 11: in mind. Your stride, your posture, and your awareness. Always
Speaker 11: walk with confidence and a purpose. Remember that a distracted
Speaker 11: person is a very easy target. So make sure you're
Speaker 11: never walking around with your head buried in your phone.
Speaker 11: Practice situational awareness. Always last, but not least, strong eye
Speaker 11: contact and acknowledgement. I see you and I'm aware that
Speaker 11: you're there. Remember that if you ever find yourself in
Speaker 11: a scary situation, noise is your friend.
Speaker 3: And carry in AK forty seven, no one will.
Speaker 11: Mess with you.
Speaker 5: Well, she said, she always has pepper spray on her
Speaker 5: and an alarm on her key.
Speaker 4: Wait.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, something that I personally do is always carry
Speaker 11: pepper spray or pepper gel and a personal keychain alarm
Speaker 11: with me at all times. Gives me added piece of
Speaker 11: mine should I ever need it. It's not living in fear,
Speaker 11: it's living aware.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those alarms are pretty scary. You hit it and
Speaker 2: just goes. I would stop trying to kill you if
Speaker 2: you did that. Just add annoyance and everyone's going to
Speaker 2: turn around to that sound and see what's happening.
Speaker 7: The problem is when they attack people, there's usually not
Speaker 7: to everyone around. Yeah, it's you're kind of a lone ish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's why I thought the eye contact thing
Speaker 5: was interesting too. And I don't think it definitely means
Speaker 5: it's going to work, but you probably could intimidate someone
Speaker 5: more so if you're just facing it head on instead
Speaker 5: of like if you.
Speaker 3: Make eye contacts waiting it. I think you're trying to
Speaker 3: come on me.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, not in that way, lady like
Speaker 5: saying in a confident way, like I see you, you're
Speaker 5: not coming up on me, I know you're here, And
Speaker 5: then you got your alarm, rudy, and then boom you
Speaker 5: get them.
Speaker 4: It's a different look, bums.
Speaker 3: Maybe you just walk is it. I've never had other ones.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe just walking out with your alarm on the whole
Speaker 2: time always. Yeah, it's like people at festivals that have
Speaker 2: the flag, they carry the flags. You can always find
Speaker 2: them yeah, I love that. Yeah, John's here.
Speaker 7: I think Amy's good in the parking lots though She's
Speaker 7: always in a hurry like Amy's always like and she.
Speaker 3: Drives like running in and stuff.
Speaker 6: You know, I do not know.
Speaker 2: So here you go. This is Nil Degrass Tyson talking
Speaker 2: about aliens. Do you guys know Nil Grass Tyson. Most
Speaker 2: famous scientists.
Speaker 6: In the whole world follow him.
Speaker 3: Oh that's I thought he was an actor acting as
Speaker 3: a scientist.
Speaker 9: No, I was thinking, I'm thinking about no Tyson Beckford.
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is Nila Grass Tyson. And so this
Speaker 2: is a podcast by Zach Justice talking about aliens.
Speaker 3: You know me, I love it.
Speaker 2: He was asked about what are the chances that aliens
Speaker 2: have already found out about Earth and who we are,
Speaker 2: and why he thinks aliens haven't been on Earth.
Speaker 13: Aliens may be vastly more intelligent than we are, because
Speaker 13: they figured out how to get here, and we haven't
Speaker 13: left Low Earth orbit in fifty years. So the question
Speaker 13: is why would we think they would be interested in
Speaker 13: us at all. I remain unconvinced that we've been visited
Speaker 13: by aliens. We have high resolution images of the surface
Speaker 13: of Mars, we have images from the edge of the universe.
Speaker 13: We have this high resolution imagery of all these places
Speaker 13: in the universe, and the best you have is a fuzzy,
Speaker 13: monochromatic attack And you want to say those are visiting aliens.
Speaker 4: That's the best you have.
Speaker 3: We have more work to do here, so we have
Speaker 3: some points.
Speaker 2: The only thing that I would say is how do
Speaker 2: we know we'd be able to see them with our
Speaker 2: camera than our technology? Yeah, it's like Bigfoot or Lutinus
Speaker 2: monster or the spaceship. It's like, okay, but if they're
Speaker 2: really advanced, why would they be made of organic materials
Speaker 2: like we have, and why would they be things that
Speaker 2: our cameras and the irises in these would be able
Speaker 2: to see? So gave me that smart to be invisible?
Speaker 2: How can we define how smart something is? I mean,
Speaker 2: we don't even know if it exists. We want to
Speaker 2: know if it exists, We're going it can't be that smart.
Speaker 4: Don't you giving them too much credit?
Speaker 2: Here are these two guys talking about it again and
Speaker 2: Neil Degrest Tyson, and they ask, do you think the
Speaker 2: technologies are being kept from us because a human race
Speaker 2: we're not ready for it yet.
Speaker 13: People think, especially the government has all these secret things
Speaker 13: and their secret capabilities. Have you ever worked for the government,
Speaker 13: the level of incompetence, and.
Speaker 2: I think he's like a person for the government. Now,
Speaker 2: oh really, I've heard that before. Anyway, he goes out
Speaker 2: and that says stuff. But that's a if you've worked
Speaker 2: for the government. But I've got buddies that work with
Speaker 2: the government. They're not yeah, but very bright.
Speaker 6: But a lot of bright people do work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we just don't know them because we don't
Speaker 2: have to go get our tags new tags from them
Speaker 2: and stand on line.
Speaker 3: For four hours.
Speaker 4: Not that kind of gob Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying he's so joky about that. It
Speaker 2: makes me feel like he's lying. Wow, Okay, he makes it.
Speaker 2: You have worked for the government, and he's a brilliant guy.
Speaker 2: I love listening to him, But that part, I feel
Speaker 2: like he's hiding something. And yeah, they have technology we
Speaker 2: don't know. Let's take aliens out of course, they have
Speaker 2: technologies we don't know. The moon landing thing is weird.
Speaker 2: What about all the plans that we had that got
Speaker 2: us to the moon. They don't exist anymore. They destroyed them.
Speaker 2: They're like, we don't have how to get there anymore.
Speaker 7: That's weird. Yeah, that is weird, Like we can't we
Speaker 7: don't save stuff like we save.
Speaker 2: Stuff, and we say every day, I think we landed
Speaker 2: on the Moon. Just let me say that. I just
Speaker 2: think there's a bunch of weird stuff. And the footage
Speaker 2: that America saw and the footage that we have of
Speaker 2: it was of a camera shooting a screen.
Speaker 7: It wasn't oh, because we didn't know how to record
Speaker 7: that stuff. Then it was still broadcast, so it.
Speaker 3: Was broadcast onto a screen, and then they shot. They
Speaker 3: shot the.
Speaker 2: Screen instead of feeding the feed through. That was a
Speaker 2: weird thing too. I know, I still think it happened.
Speaker 2: But it was a real race for the Russians. Yeah,
Speaker 2: here is why he thinks the moon landing was not faked.
Speaker 13: Not only all the imagery in the nineteen sixties, you'd
Speaker 13: have to fake the millions of pages of engineering diagrams
Speaker 13: for the Saturn five rocket, the warehouses in which they
Speaker 13: were stored.
Speaker 3: But here's the best that I heard about this.
Speaker 13: The government goes to Neil armstro I said, Neil, we
Speaker 13: don't know how to get you to the moon, but
Speaker 13: we have to protect and we did. So what are
Speaker 13: you gonna do. We're gonna get some Hollywood people and
Speaker 13: we're gonna stage it in.
Speaker 3: Order to fake it. What we'll do is we'll shoot
Speaker 3: it on location. He's too jokey, man, See I do believe.
Speaker 2: But now that it's like jokey joky, I'm like, what's
Speaker 2: the hiding Why are the hiding it? He's like, welly,
Speaker 2: we'll shoot her on location, which we have to get
Speaker 2: to the move.
Speaker 5: Okay, I get that now, all right, he's too jokey.
Speaker 2: Now I start believing it's fake because of that one clip.
Speaker 2: It's too much. That one's almost too much cover up.
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, to be totally fake.
Speaker 3: But that's what's up. A little science for you this morning?
Speaker 6: You follow him on Instagram.
Speaker 3: I think I'm fed a lot of his videos.
Speaker 2: Do my for you algorithm, because if he comes up,
Speaker 2: I watch a lot of them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7: You know what is weird though? If we did land
Speaker 7: in the moon, like, why aren't we out there more? Well,
Speaker 7: now they're saying we're gonna build houses there. Yeah, like
Speaker 7: we've had time already to do that. I don't know, man,
Speaker 7: there's other things, oh and move and real I don't know.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 5: A minute ago when we played the the safety tips
Speaker 5: when walking, I should give her a handle in case
Speaker 5: people want to find her.
Speaker 3: She ever handle? What's your twenty out there?
Speaker 7: Girl?
Speaker 3: Give them a stage tips?
Speaker 5: No, it's Dana underscore Eve and yeah, I've I don't
Speaker 5: even follow Aby herself that like.
Speaker 3: Her user name or her do you? I thought you
Speaker 3: said handle handles?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 7: Two?
Speaker 3: It's a what's your handle? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I'm doing a nickel nickel down the highway on the
Speaker 6: Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 3: Now, Lany Wilson, Lannie, how old heck are you?
Speaker 8: I'm good?
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 3: The fancier you get, the bigger your hats get.
Speaker 8: I know, and the bigger my head gets.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 3: Wow, she's holding the earphone up to her ear. I
Speaker 3: get it. When you have a cool hat, you don't
Speaker 3: want to take her.
Speaker 14: Well, you don't want to see what's underneath this hat.
Speaker 14: That's why I'm doing this looking like Marac Harry over here.
Speaker 3: What do you mean like all mess your hair?
Speaker 14: You know how she's in the studio. She's like always
Speaker 14: got it like right up to her.
Speaker 3: To her are. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See that's the problem. The feedback. Do the bottom ear tierrier?
Speaker 2: You do that is going to go into the microphone. Boom,
Speaker 2: there we go.
Speaker 3: I just engineered. I'm engineering here, engineer. That's right.
Speaker 2: I don't know when now I saw that you were
Speaker 2: nominated for nine Cmas. It's it's so cool, but it's
Speaker 2: also so weird because it's you work so hard for
Speaker 2: so long, you struggle for a long time yep, and
Speaker 2: then it feels like opportunity meets hard work in circumstances
Speaker 2: like boom, there goes landing shot out of a cannon.
Speaker 14: No, it does feel like the stars like have a
Speaker 14: lined and it seems like they just keep a line
Speaker 14: over and over and over again. It's it's hard for
Speaker 14: me to wrap my head around to be honest with you.
Speaker 3: Are you ever like seriously like this is.
Speaker 14: Yes, But I will tell you too. I do feel
Speaker 14: like like I'm right where I'm supposed to be. I mean,
Speaker 14: it seems like it was last year that I was
Speaker 14: over at your house and we were doing the podcast.
Speaker 2: No seriously, and even even before that, it was you
Speaker 2: were over at the house teaching me how to do
Speaker 2: a dance when you did not have a song house.
Speaker 8: What year was that was that? Nineteen?
Speaker 3: It's nineteen thirty six.
Speaker 2: But it's like you've worked so hard and you've always
Speaker 2: been as talented and you've always been as lovely. But again,
Speaker 2: it's like the circumstance in the song and like when
Speaker 2: I see like doing Wrangler, like because you is Wrangler,
Speaker 2: that a partner. Yeah, Like that's when you know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like that's what makes me happy. Like when you get
Speaker 2: when you get paid for doing things you would already
Speaker 2: do anyway, that's right, Like that's when you know because
Speaker 2: you're not faking it, you're not doing anything you wouldn't have.
Speaker 3: Been doing anyway.
Speaker 2: But a company, a big company, doesn't matter who just
Speaker 2: wrangled at this point with you said it, we'd like
Speaker 2: to invest in you to help us, and you're already doing.
Speaker 3: That's when I'm like, I'm so proud for you, thank you.
Speaker 14: It does make a lot of sense just because I mean, well,
Speaker 14: me and my sister we were riding horses before we
Speaker 14: could walk, and I mean my parents had us in
Speaker 14: a pair of wranglers.
Speaker 2: Can I address something controversial, I'm not gonna take what
Speaker 2: it is like you said yes or no, yep, yepod
Speaker 2: cool And I know this is not true what people say,
Speaker 2: but some people say you fake your accent.
Speaker 3: I know that's not true. Do you ever see that? Yes?
Speaker 14: And that's why I don't look at the comments anymore,
Speaker 14: because when they start talking about my accent, I start feelings.
Speaker 14: They talk about my family, and then I'm ready to fight.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I never say I'm talking about your family,
Speaker 2: but I do occasionally sometimes, like if we have a
Speaker 2: clip and they're like, is her accent real?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Her accent has always been exactly as it is.
Speaker 6: This would be too much to keep up with, right consistency.
Speaker 2: I mean, my gosh, y'all is why I don't or
Speaker 2: I try not to lie, because it's not that I'm
Speaker 2: too good for it.
Speaker 3: I just can't remember all the time.
Speaker 2: I'd have to remember all these lies. Can you imagine
Speaker 2: you having to stay with a fake accent?
Speaker 8: What you see is what you get.
Speaker 14: I guess the truth is when I'm around thirty years
Speaker 14: from now and I'm still talking this way, people will
Speaker 14: finally shut up.
Speaker 7: Does it get thicker when you because when I get
Speaker 7: sleepier or tired, or I'm home for a while, and
Speaker 7: or I can say, oh my gosh, it definitely gets thicker.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 14: And the truth is I probably have kept my accent
Speaker 14: because I talked to my family a whole lot.
Speaker 8: I FaceTime them every day. I'm really close with them.
Speaker 14: And the truth is, like all two hundred of my
Speaker 14: people in my town in basking talk this way. You
Speaker 14: could go fifteen twenty minutes up the road and people
Speaker 14: sound different. But there's all kinds of different accents in Louisiana.
Speaker 14: I mean, you got Cajun and you got a little
Speaker 14: bit of everything.
Speaker 3: A lot of people think she's from Germany, and this
Speaker 3: is not true. It's from Louisiana.
Speaker 14: It's somebody was like, you're from Australia. I was like, what,
Speaker 14: yo know, I'm running neck.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about watermelon moonshine for a second.
Speaker 2: Because you wrote this with a couple guys I know
Speaker 2: George Spinton, Yeah, Josh Curriss.
Speaker 3: So you write this song, you three are in a room.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm always before he played, I'm just curious about who
Speaker 2: comes in, what, how does the idea come about?
Speaker 3: How long does it take to write the song?
Speaker 8: Would Josh had the idea?
Speaker 4: He was drinking?
Speaker 14: Yeah, he was drinking. He was drinking. Uh no, actually
Speaker 14: he was zoomed in. Me and Jordan were from prison.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 14: He was in prison and uh, you know, drinking some
Speaker 14: of that watermelon moonshine somebody snuck in. He had this idea,
Speaker 14: and immediately Me and Jordan were like on board, just
Speaker 14: because we had all kind of had a similar story,
Speaker 14: a similar situation about somebody that we were crazy about
Speaker 14: back in the day and when you felt like nothing
Speaker 14: else mattered, like you just you were sure that you
Speaker 14: were gonna end up with this person, and you had
Speaker 14: that bottle of something buried in a backseat and you
Speaker 14: drank the whole thing and hope your mama and daddy
Speaker 14: didn't smell it on you when you walk back.
Speaker 8: Through the house. It was just was a story that
Speaker 8: resonated with us.
Speaker 14: So of course we started, you know, we started talking
Speaker 14: about Strawberry Wine and how that song was an important
Speaker 14: song growing up that was kind of like our anthem
Speaker 14: when we thought about that nostalgic kind of love, and
Speaker 14: we wanted to do something kind of similar, you know,
Speaker 14: without there's never gonna be another Strawberry Wine, I'm gonna
Speaker 14: just tell you that, but have a song.
Speaker 8: For people like that where they can just listen to
Speaker 8: it and go back.
Speaker 3: On the Bobby Bones show now Lay Wilson eat crawfish?
Speaker 8: Do I eat crawfish? Heck, yoll do you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You probably a little more than me. Just being from
Speaker 2: Louisiana and Arkansas, we had a lot of crawfish. But
Speaker 2: it's not her mein thing like you guys make it
Speaker 2: and eat it. Oh, it's like I felt like breakfast, lunch,
Speaker 2: and dinner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you put it in a business. You suck the heads.
Speaker 14: I don't do that now. I've got a lot of
Speaker 14: family members that do that. That's just that just sounds
Speaker 14: weird and it's just a little too far from me.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's supposed to be like super tape. It's
Speaker 3: just weird.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 3: It sucked ahead, No, I'm not.
Speaker 14: I'm not.
Speaker 3: Did you guys have crawfish like broils or boils?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I had a crawfish bowl.
Speaker 14: Did I actually had a crawlfish bull from my senior
Speaker 14: graduation party and I had a bunch of crawfish.
Speaker 8: I had a DJ you had a cookie cake. Invited
Speaker 8: my whole graduating class and nobody showed up.
Speaker 6: How many were in your graduation many?
Speaker 14: I mean twenty four, but still it's twenty three. No's
Speaker 14: oh dang cookie cake.
Speaker 2: All I hear was cookie cake, like it feels that
Speaker 2: for you, but still cookie cake. Yeah, how underappreciated is
Speaker 2: the cookie cake from the Great American Cookie.
Speaker 14: Can the Great American Cookie period. It's you go to
Speaker 14: the mall, cookie cake from anywhere else?
Speaker 2: Like I want to I just want to slice at
Speaker 2: the mall double Doozy, and you want to go, oh,
Speaker 2: you got the cookie cookies?
Speaker 3: Oh like in the middle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see I needed the cookie cake and now I
Speaker 2: get with a lot of icing and then scoop off
Speaker 2: like three fourths of it, but make it perfectly.
Speaker 3: Across the bay.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2: Oh man, the cookie cake was awesome. What's the coolest
Speaker 2: thing that you've got to show your family?
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, my new house in my land, because
Speaker 14: that's something that my family takes a lot of pride in,
Speaker 14: you know, Daddy's a farmer, and just kind of show it.
Speaker 14: I'm like, hey, look, look look what I did. And
Speaker 14: it's it's just a proud moment for them to just,
Speaker 14: you know, for all of us to kind of be
Speaker 14: able to celebrate together. And the truth is they don't
Speaker 14: really know a whole lot about the industry and they're
Speaker 14: kind which I mean, we're kind of all learning as
Speaker 14: we go, but they don't know what a whole lot
Speaker 14: of things mean when I say, hey, we just want
Speaker 14: this or this, but they don't really they don't really
Speaker 14: get it completely, but they like to see it with
Speaker 14: their own eyes kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like you're happy now?
Speaker 8: I am very happy.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 14: I'm not gonna sit here and lie and say that
Speaker 14: this past year has not been hard and a whirlwind,
Speaker 14: especially dealing with my daddy's health in the middle of
Speaker 14: all this, which I've heard from a lot of other
Speaker 14: artists too, that it's like it seems like when you're
Speaker 14: when you're killing it, when you're like on top of
Speaker 14: the world, that other things are kind of happening along
Speaker 14: with it. And maybe that's the Lord's way of making
Speaker 14: sure I keep one foot on the ground.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 14: But it's been hard, it's been busy, but these are
Speaker 14: the moments that I've dreamed about and prayed for, and
Speaker 14: you dang right, if an opportunity comes my way, I'm
Speaker 14: taking it.
Speaker 3: Well, you're killing it. Thank you. It's awesome to see.
Speaker 2: I tell you every single time but every time you
Speaker 2: come in, just a little more of a star and
Speaker 2: I don't want to look in the eyes.
Speaker 3: Its getting to that point to.
Speaker 11: Land.
Speaker 3: These people coming up to me, we said, don't look
Speaker 3: you look at the chin.
Speaker 8: She's going to roll me in in one of those boxes.
Speaker 8: And here next time.
Speaker 2: Well, Landy, congratulations, thank your friends on all of it,
Speaker 2: and we will we'll see you soon.
Speaker 3: Right, thanks, it's.
Speaker 2: Time for the good news and con over North Carolina.
Speaker 2: The quick action of a six year old named Quinn
Speaker 2: saved her mom's life. Quinn was looking on and her
Speaker 2: mom was making dinner, and then the mom started to
Speaker 2: have a seizure, just uncontrollably, and so the kids like
Speaker 2: that ain't right. Didn't know exactly what it was because
Speaker 2: the kid six, and so she went to her three
Speaker 2: year old brother and it was like, go, the neighbors
Speaker 2: are really close, run over there real quick and get
Speaker 2: the neighbors. Just stay with their mom. And then the
Speaker 2: neighbors called nine one one and they got there in time.
Speaker 2: And so because they were there so quickly, they saved
Speaker 2: the mom's life. Basically, wow, So Jennifer, the mom's on
Speaker 2: the men and they give Quinn a certificate but if
Speaker 2: you're six you want a candy, Let's be honest. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: yeahs all good, but save that till she's like fifteen.
Speaker 3: She needs some gummy worms or something.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, but pretty good the fact, and also
Speaker 2: that three year old ran over to the neighbor's house.
Speaker 3: A three year old.
Speaker 7: I've always wanted to test my children to see what
Speaker 7: they would do in that scenario.
Speaker 4: But I don't want to give him like trauma, like
Speaker 4: like I want to see how they'd react.
Speaker 7: I want to fig them and then be like they
Speaker 7: laugh at me, What do they do or do they.
Speaker 3: Go get help?
Speaker 2: Well, then when you really do do dead?
Speaker 3: Alright, that's what it's all about. That tell me something good?
Speaker 3: All right, here's a voicemail we got last night.
Speaker 9: Hey, go on to my girlfriend's hometown this weekend.
Speaker 3: Gonna ask your parents.
Speaker 7: Marry their daughter.
Speaker 8: Kind of nervous about the situation, didn't I wondering if
Speaker 8: you have anybody something U should do?
Speaker 7: How this works.
Speaker 3: I've never done it before. I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2: I'm easily one of the most awkward things that you
Speaker 2: can do and that I've ever done. The other thing
Speaker 2: is if you have like an injury in your butt.
Speaker 2: That's awkward too, going to the doctors, because I've had
Speaker 2: that too. Because you're just vulnerable. You have to bend overs.
Speaker 2: This and that are my top two. And you can
Speaker 2: love her parents and still it's a weird thing to ask,
Speaker 2: can I.
Speaker 4: Have your daughter? Yeah, yeah, it's strange.
Speaker 2: This is what I would say. I would just get
Speaker 2: right to the point. You're going to him in hall
Speaker 2: and it's gonna feel weird. He's gonna know what you're
Speaker 2: gonna ask anyway, probably, and just say, hey, I want
Speaker 2: to marry your daughter. She's awesome. You cool with that
Speaker 2: in your own way, but get to it.
Speaker 6: Didn't ray to his future father in law say yo, pimp.
Speaker 2: No, yes, though when I texted him sometimes I would
Speaker 2: say yo, pimp. When I asked him for his daughter's
Speaker 2: hand in marriage, I did not say, yo, pimp, you
Speaker 2: didn't promise to promise. I had to call Caitlin's dad
Speaker 2: because they live in Oklahoma, and I had a whole
Speaker 2: plan for it, and I called and it was in
Speaker 2: the middle of work day because you have to be away.
Speaker 2: I'd be away from her. I didn't want there to
Speaker 2: be a risk for hearing it because she was surprised.
Speaker 2: And if you're going to the hometown, imagine she's going
Speaker 2: with you. It's hard to peel off, man, especially if
Speaker 2: she doesn't know it's coming. That's why you got to
Speaker 2: get to the point, like find if you can get
Speaker 2: a minute when it's just you guys, it's even easier.
Speaker 2: It's quick, Like if you have a few minutes. Hey, look,
Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of time because I want
Speaker 2: to do this quietly. I really want to marry her.
Speaker 2: Are you cool with that? We can talk about all
Speaker 2: this later. But yeah, boo boom, get out of the way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in and out and then you can have a longer conversation.
Speaker 2: But that's even better if you have to do it quick.
Speaker 2: But I would say get to the point because I
Speaker 2: remember him answering the phone and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: God, uh hello, can you hear me? Yeah? And we're
Speaker 3: going through bad cell too.
Speaker 4: Shoot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I would just say get to the point
Speaker 2: as fast as you can. He the dad probably already
Speaker 2: knows it's coming, and I guess, unless you guys have
Speaker 2: a terrible relationship, he's gonna say yes. And he also
Speaker 2: doesn't want to have to have that conversation. The dad doesn't.
Speaker 2: It's awkward for him. Yeah, so everybody. It's awkward for everybody.
Speaker 2: But good luck, it's awesome. Congratulations. I hope it goes
Speaker 2: really well. Let us know how it goes. Okay, Now
Speaker 2: time for Amy and The Morning Corny.
Speaker 3: The Morning Corny.
Speaker 6: Why did the computer show up late to work?
Speaker 3: Why did the computer show up late to work?
Speaker 6: It had a hard drive?
Speaker 3: Had a hard drive? Got that was the Morning Corny?
Speaker 3: A hard drive? Got it.
Speaker 2: If you win, and you won the lottery and you
Speaker 2: wanted a gas station, would you go back and give
Speaker 2: any money to the person who gave you the ticket?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: How much am I winning?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 6: I just just say it's like fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: No, it's gonna be something significant, And I think I
Speaker 2: would if that person was actually involved in some sort
Speaker 2: of decision about the ticket.
Speaker 5: Oh, like if you're buying it and they're like which one,
Speaker 5: You're like, I don't know, you.
Speaker 2: Pick, or it's like I don't know, give me it,
Speaker 2: give me a number, or it's they are like, oh,
Speaker 2: I actually printed this one out.
Speaker 3: I didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 2: You want So if they're involved in it somehow, I
Speaker 2: think I probably would be more prone to do that,
Speaker 2: otherwise I may not even remember who it was, right. So,
Speaker 2: but there's a story a guy in Kentucky who won
Speaker 2: five hundred thousand dollars a scratch off. He won half
Speaker 2: a million from.
Speaker 7: A scratch off, so a so he goes back to
Speaker 7: the place and gave a hundred bucks to all the
Speaker 7: workers that were there worry about the ticket.
Speaker 3: That's cool, that's nice, that's notsolutely.
Speaker 2: I agree. He definitely had to do nothing like this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and some people are upset, like, only one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: My god.
Speaker 7: He could have never gone back to that store ever ever,
Speaker 7: but he thought about, hey, what can I do?
Speaker 3: Went back one hundred one hundred hundred hundred. But he
Speaker 3: won a half million bucks. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: So the question is if you win a lottery, the
Speaker 2: person says, okay, I picked this one for you.
Speaker 3: It's a million dollars. You want a million dollars? What
Speaker 3: do you think you would go back and give them?
Speaker 5: Okay, so a million I'm really taking home? What seven
Speaker 5: hundred thousand?
Speaker 6: How much?
Speaker 3: Six thirty?
Speaker 6: Thank you? I always appreciate your math on that.
Speaker 5: So six thirty? Oh okay, Well, I'll just take home
Speaker 5: and even six. I'm going to give that verson thirty
Speaker 5: thousand dollars.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 6: You just got free. That's like crazy free money.
Speaker 3: I hear you. I just wow. It's very generous of you.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of money. Yeah, it's wow much. One
Speaker 3: hundred bucks. A hundred bucks is good. It is good
Speaker 3: because you don't owe anybody anything. I don't owe him
Speaker 3: a dime. No, No, you don't have to like agree
Speaker 3: with it. I'm just saying, I don't know.
Speaker 4: He's not your enemy either.
Speaker 9: I'm just saying, like all I did. All he did
Speaker 9: was hand me the ticket.
Speaker 3: I pointed at no, no, but you were like, which
Speaker 3: one of these two? And he goes, I don't know
Speaker 3: this one. One hundred bucks.
Speaker 9: Okay, good for you, because that's that's probably enough to
Speaker 9: fill up a ten gas and go to dinner.
Speaker 13: Eddie.
Speaker 7: One thousand dollars, it's good. I think one thousands is
Speaker 7: a good number. That's number one a million.
Speaker 3: That's probably what I would do to about a thousand
Speaker 3: maybe five thousand.
Speaker 5: Question is there a certain amount once it's given to them.
Speaker 6: I don't want them to have to pay taxes.
Speaker 3: You have to pay tax on everything you do. There's
Speaker 3: not a gift. The drop a bag on the ground
Speaker 3: and they find it.
Speaker 5: I mean, listen, they they don't if we're give if
Speaker 5: we want it, we pay taxes.
Speaker 6: We're giving them a gift. But there is a certain amount.
Speaker 3: I think the amount I don't know that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hundred five thousand.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's when they won the slot machines.
Speaker 3: How much does she win?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 2: And there's three different amounts. The Veggas amount three point
Speaker 2: two thousand. That's not millions, IOP saying that if she
Speaker 2: won three thousand dollars, did they show up and take
Speaker 2: taxes immediately?
Speaker 3: Yes? No, that's that that already is over the limit.
Speaker 3: Well I made one point four and they took taxes.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 6: No, I know that they're going to take tax.
Speaker 3: One point four three point two guys.
Speaker 6: But we're giving it as a gift.
Speaker 3: They're not winning, not thirty thousand.
Speaker 4: I don't think you can give thirty thousands.
Speaker 6: Right, whatever the amount is where they won't get taxed.
Speaker 2: So I think that it's like, let me guess here,
Speaker 2: it's probably around ten twelve thousand dollars, So maybe fifth
Speaker 2: I don't know the number. But if you just get
Speaker 2: a gift, you don't pay taxes on it. But there
Speaker 2: is a threshold where you do have to hit taxes. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're paying taxes on yours.
Speaker 5: Amy, I am, and then I'm going to give them
Speaker 5: a gift and I'm going to make it no, no, no.
Speaker 3: They got to pay taxes on your amount. If you're
Speaker 3: giving them thirty thousand.
Speaker 6: That's why I just took it bag down.
Speaker 3: Oh you are, so you're gonna take it hundred fifteen
Speaker 3: thousands and then they.
Speaker 6: Don't get taxes on it.
Speaker 5: That would be crazy for me to gift them that,
Speaker 5: and then they have to go pay taxes.
Speaker 3: But the taxes they're paying even with that is less.
Speaker 9: There is more than what you would have given them
Speaker 9: if you take it away.
Speaker 6: Why why did you say? Why did you say in
Speaker 6: your breath? You don't think i'd really do that?
Speaker 3: I don't think you'd go give thirty thousand? Why why
Speaker 3: wouldn't I I don't think you would.
Speaker 2: I don't think you. I mean, I don't think it's
Speaker 2: about you. I think thirty thousand's a lot. That's a
Speaker 2: lot of.
Speaker 6: Money again, and I know that someone working there that
Speaker 6: could do completely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. Okay, I give million, I give it
Speaker 3: all to him. No, that's not true. I would say that. No,
Speaker 3: I know, but I'm just saying we can just say
Speaker 3: whatever you want.
Speaker 6: I just like, do you think this sort is doing?
Speaker 6: Just say whatever?
Speaker 2: No, but I don't think you know what you would
Speaker 2: at thirty that's just so much you would too?
Speaker 7: Oh my, you know, Bobby say you would one thousand.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I feel like that's a lot. That is
Speaker 7: a lot of guess what.
Speaker 6: I actually believed you'd give more.
Speaker 3: And I believe you'll get less. Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 2: Man finds a one hundred thousand dollars Parwaball ticket cleaning
Speaker 2: out his truck, Wow, Virginia. Man said he was cleaning
Speaker 2: out of truck when he came across the powerball ticket
Speaker 2: a hundred thousand bucks. Well was it so good? Because
Speaker 2: those expiring? He was cleaning out his truck. He found
Speaker 2: a few lottery tickets he checked him. One of them
Speaker 2: was for the June fourteenth powerball drawing one one hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. He said, I scratched my head. I had
Speaker 2: to make sure, but yes, that is crazy.
Speaker 3: So it pays the clean out your cars where you know.
Speaker 7: Me, I has that story. Okay, Amy, I take back.
Speaker 7: I shouldn't have said wouldn't give.
Speaker 11: It to them.
Speaker 5: You know what else would be a good thing to
Speaker 5: do is just to ask them, like, hey, what's something
Speaker 5: you like to do?
Speaker 3: You give your entire winnings?
Speaker 6: Okay? Well yes, after yeah, that is that five percent?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you get if let's say you have
Speaker 2: six hundred thousand, much they say to like, you said, right,
Speaker 2: six two thousand, so ten percent would be sixty. And
Speaker 2: if you're giving them thirty, that's five percent of your winnings,
Speaker 2: then that is what it is.
Speaker 3: Good for you.
Speaker 6: It's more than I had to begin with.
Speaker 3: Quickly.
Speaker 6: So here's the thing. Like, there's this woman at this
Speaker 6: gas station.
Speaker 3: No, it's basic, Nah, dude, you know, I'm not going
Speaker 3: to thank you. That's amazing your genius.
Speaker 5: There's a gas station by my house and this woman
Speaker 5: that works there, like she's every time I'm in there,
Speaker 5: she's working so hard and she is the nicest and kindest.
Speaker 5: A lot of times she works the overnight shift. Like
Speaker 5: I just feel like that is something.
Speaker 3: Take her somebody today. You don't have to win.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you can do that all of a sudden generous.
Speaker 5: Talking thirty thousand dollars, go give her five hundred?
Speaker 3: Why not? Why not?
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, now we're asking if they specifically participated in
Speaker 5: the reason why you won.
Speaker 7: Amy, don't be logical with us. Yeah, we're saying stupid stuff.
Speaker 7: Let us say stupid stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, Pappy Independence Day, it's the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 10: Happy Fourth of July, Chris Jansen. Here my favorite Fourth
Speaker 10: of July memory. Oh my gosh. Not only are we
Speaker 10: celebrating freedom in an awesome country, which is America, but
Speaker 10: I'm also celebrating my anniversary.
Speaker 4: Wake up, wake up in the morn.
Speaker 3: And the radio, the Dodgars, Ready lunchbox, more.
Speaker 7: Game to Steve bred trying to put you through FuG
Speaker 7: He's running this week's next week, and Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 2: So you know what this is.
Speaker 6: The bottleball.
Speaker 3: I'll play you a line from a nineties movie. Name
Speaker 3: the movie. You have seven of these rites, trans are down, Readyobody.
Speaker 4: Ready, here we go.
Speaker 3: Number one.
Speaker 7: I got it.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry I couldn't hear what I got it. Pay
Speaker 6: I know all the examples, and now this.
Speaker 4: I'm in.
Speaker 6: I gotta pee, oh pa, pay? Hey what I gotta
Speaker 6: pay okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: If nobody had it, they do.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: After Amy did her whole.
Speaker 6: Little monologue, I figured it out myself by that.
Speaker 3: If lunch didn't have it, he gave it to him.
Speaker 3: I had play one more time.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 6: Amy here, Now Forrest Gump.
Speaker 7: It was like, I don't know what he's saying. He
Speaker 7: does say like that, Eddie, that's Forrest Gump. Yeah, Luchbox
Speaker 7: Forest Gum. Now what the movie is that?
Speaker 10: Then?
Speaker 3: From the nineties Lunchbox Ace Ventura Incorrect.
Speaker 6: Amy miss doubtfire.
Speaker 3: Correct, Eddie missed doubtfire. Correct. Next one, You's Gotta Keep
Speaker 3: Living Man?
Speaker 6: Hell I be I in?
Speaker 3: What movie is that? From? He's Gotta Keep Living Man?
Speaker 7: Hell I be I in man in in for the Wind,
Speaker 7: Amy and confused, Lunchbox dazed and confused, Eddie dazed and confused.
Speaker 3: Correct. Next, we got no food, we got no jobs,
Speaker 3: our pets.
Speaker 13: Head.
Speaker 7: Get a little harder nineties one line movie quotes Here
Speaker 7: we go say it again, please, we got.
Speaker 3: No food, we got no jobs, our pets Heather.
Speaker 4: Am in Remember Eddie Dimond Dummer.
Speaker 6: Amy Dimond Dummer, latch Fox, Adie Ventura Oh that's it.
Speaker 3: Dang it, it's do down.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, that detective.
Speaker 4: We a spinter early didn't have a wi.
Speaker 3: Our next Yeah, today ju.
Speaker 6: J Eddie was talking.
Speaker 3: Today, Junia.
Speaker 4: You need to hear that again, Amy today, jun I.
Speaker 6: Know who that is.
Speaker 3: With answer? What are they called?
Speaker 6: Sing it?
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: I gotta pay.
Speaker 6: Let me talk it out, Let me talk it out, alright?
Speaker 3: Three seconds.
Speaker 6: Amy with Will Smith, the police, the hot.
Speaker 3: No idea, what just happened?
Speaker 2: I think she had seize right down here lunchbox would
Speaker 2: be Gilmore, Eddie, Billy Madison Billy.
Speaker 6: But who's the guy Adam Sandler? Was Adam Taylor?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I thought it was the whin Wilson, Martin Laurence, Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 6: I thought it was Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right to left go.
Speaker 6: I'm in.
Speaker 4: I'm in.
Speaker 3: Lunchbox Home alone, Eddie, home alone, Amy alone? Correct? Last one?
Speaker 3: Here we go. Welcome to Earth, Eddie. Have you missed Anie?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in. I didn't watch enough movies. I think
Speaker 3: I know this one though. Welcome to Earth.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think I got this one wrong.
Speaker 6: Wait, Joe Diffy have you already write it down.
Speaker 3: A rock from the Sun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wrote it down.
Speaker 3: I said I'm the Welcome to Earth.
Speaker 9: Amy, Men in Black Lunchbox Independence Today, Eddie, lunchbus is right.
Speaker 3: I put men in black though men in black is wrong.
Speaker 3: Independence Day is right. Ooh wow, Mike, what's final scores there?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Eddy six, Amy five Lunchbox four.
Speaker 4: Let's go, Bobby Boom show Sorry up today.
Speaker 3: This story comes up from Old Lime, Connecticut.
Speaker 9: A seventy four year old is a bus driver at
Speaker 9: the local high school and he picks up nine kids
Speaker 9: after school and there's a taxi cab kind of blocking
Speaker 9: the road and he could be patient. Wait nah, he
Speaker 9: takes that buzz and boom rams into the taxi reverses,
Speaker 9: boom ramsom five times.
Speaker 6: Five times.
Speaker 2: It just costs money to ram. I know that's not
Speaker 2: his bus, but he's one way or the other. It's
Speaker 2: going to cost him money. Isn't a job where he
Speaker 2: can't get.
Speaker 3: A check.
Speaker 4: The cab?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's his bust if it's not. But if
Speaker 2: it's his, that's gonna cost some money because he's got
Speaker 2: to pay for that or pay rent. I just don't
Speaker 2: understand he must' having a really really bad day. I
Speaker 2: felt disrespected by the cab. I think there's a schedule
Speaker 2: you got to keep as a bus driver.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to drop him off at a certain time.
Speaker 7: Never is there a hey keep this schedule and if
Speaker 7: you can't keep it, ram things that's not part of
Speaker 7: the bus driver oath.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's crazy. Like he wasn't drunk or anything. No,
Speaker 3: he wasn't upset. It was just upset and he fled
Speaker 3: the scene. So he got charge for a fleeting. Again,
Speaker 3: that's gonna cost him money too.
Speaker 6: He probably set back his retirement if he was even
Speaker 6: close to that.
Speaker 3: You know, it's wild. And I have school seat belts
Speaker 3: on school buses.
Speaker 4: Still still wild, oh for the kids. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 4: a good point.
Speaker 3: We had seat belts, ran like.
Speaker 9: Randomly they would have a seat belt and then the
Speaker 9: next day the bus wouldn't have But he would have
Speaker 9: a different bus and it wouldn't have a seat belt.
Speaker 3: All right, cool.
Speaker 2: And I don't think those those busses need shoulder straps
Speaker 2: because that's just hanging too much.
Speaker 3: But just like a belt strap, yeah something And I
Speaker 3: know that back of the but you could like slam
Speaker 3: into that.
Speaker 2: I guess that saves you, but I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: I felt like that was weird school bus that didn't
Speaker 2: have seat mountains.
Speaker 3: But no one's gonna put it on anyway. I mean
Speaker 3: the bus driver can't sit there, and.
Speaker 2: He can, and if they don't, he'll put hm out
Speaker 2: and ram them, you know, stand out there down here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know, just for like regulations, you think they
Speaker 2: would just have them.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what's up. Thank you? How much? Box at
Speaker 3: your bonehead? Story of the day, Eddie, What do you
Speaker 3: mean what street name best describes us?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 7: I drove by a street name called Songwriter Circle, and
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, how cool is that? Like I
Speaker 7: wonder if a songwriter lives there and they're like, this
Speaker 7: is a perfect street for me. I live I'm a
Speaker 7: songwriter and I live on Songwriter Circle.
Speaker 2: It's always jealous of people where I grew up who
Speaker 2: got to name their street. Yeah, that's cool, mostly if
Speaker 2: they like to have built a house on the land.
Speaker 4: Or if their great grandfather owned that city that.
Speaker 3: Was so cooled out, Like their last name was the Lane. Yes, no, my.
Speaker 6: Uncle's had that, both of them, one of them in
Speaker 6: Arkansas and one in Texas.
Speaker 3: I'm so jealous. So what's the question?
Speaker 7: So I'm like, if you could pick a name that
Speaker 7: perfectly describes you, what would it be?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Mine would probably be like Daddy Boulevard Avenue.
Speaker 3: So what would you name the street? If you were
Speaker 3: about you.
Speaker 4: Like the Amy?
Speaker 3: Would you name yours?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, a therapy circle.
Speaker 3: Man, lunchbugs, Sexy Street?
Speaker 7: I mean, no one live on Sexy Street except street alone,
Speaker 7: only house at the end of the it's a dead
Speaker 7: end too, only him.
Speaker 3: Probably like Neurosis Avenue. You mean Bobby Boulevard. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: want to like people to know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I just go with something that a lot
Speaker 2: of people understood, like crazy Neurosis.
Speaker 3: That would go with Neurosis Boulevard.
Speaker 4: You and Aamy would be in the same neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're definitely around that. We got like four different
Speaker 3: therapy centers right there right. What would you name yours?
Speaker 3: I'm a beach guy, so I'd probably go like Ocean Avenue. Morgan,
Speaker 3: what about you?
Speaker 12: I think it'd be Adventurous Lane because my middle name
Speaker 12: is Lane.
Speaker 8: I'm very adventurous.
Speaker 3: Your middle name is Lane.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 11: Me too.
Speaker 3: What's that for?
Speaker 8: My mom wanted to name me it's l A y
Speaker 8: Any though instead of like l A and E.
Speaker 12: And she wanted that name, but my dad and her
Speaker 12: couldn't decide, so he got a middle name, she got
Speaker 12: a middle name, and then they decided on the first.
Speaker 3: You have two middle names. Other man, that's not adventurous,
Speaker 3: is it.
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, it's nicole. That's weird. Two middle names. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: just strange, feels like for one of the culture. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: My kids when we adopted them, we gave them they
Speaker 5: have two middle names, and we try to tell them
Speaker 5: all the time.
Speaker 8: It's normal.
Speaker 3: I wish I had more midal names. Right, thank you,
Speaker 3: all right, thank you. We will see you tomorrow. By everybody.
Speaker 3: Happy Independence Day, it's the Bobby Bones Show. Happy Fourth
Speaker 3: to July, y'all. Walker Hayes here. My favorite July memory
Speaker 3: is probably the year my son Baylor was born.
Speaker 14: I remember Lanny being pregnant and shooting fireworks all over
Speaker 14: the place, getting ready for a new baby.
Speaker 6: Happy Fourth of July.