Speaker 1: Come back to this episode of their.
Speaker 2: Fall edition.
Speaker 1: For context. We had to do that again because of
Speaker 1: a technical difficulty, and it's like, isn't better the second time?
Speaker 1: It's you know what it is? You hold your hands out,
Speaker 1: like really scary.
Speaker 2: It's the Fall Edition. Guys. Look at the set. Isn't
Speaker 2: it really cute? You're like, wow, it's so.
Speaker 1: Good set design and production by Andrew Phillips and humansor oh,
Speaker 1: the episode literally just started and our runner.
Speaker 2: Okay, bring it in, bring it in.
Speaker 1: My fucking coffee.
Speaker 2: Bitch, bring it in, bring it in, give me.
Speaker 1: My fucking ship's.
Speaker 3: Carmel.
Speaker 1: Wait, what did you think was we should just get
Speaker 1: him the Kriimber lads for context? Our beautiful friends Josie
Speaker 1: and Elsie were like, we're gonna go like on a
Speaker 1: Starbucks run and we'll get you something. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you want to show how strong, how strong the man
Speaker 1: the big boy is. Damn you, ju, how are you
Speaker 1: so here?
Speaker 2: No, put that in the trash pile. Don't put it
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Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 1: Let me give us are you a MacBook? Charger.
Speaker 3: They give us a cheese Danish.
Speaker 1: Oh but it's not the sugar plum cheese Danish.
Speaker 3: I can't say that for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me get some of that.
Speaker 1: Are you giving? He said, you're starting to stink.
Speaker 3: I'll start.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much. Wow, the set just keeps growing.
Speaker 2: Now we got our Christmas drink? Should we pour them
Speaker 2: into these cups to just keep I'm not doing all that.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that, absolutely refuse.
Speaker 1: You just writing in Elpsie's notes crem Brewley there was
Speaker 1: like can I get the crem brewlet long and they're like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? But set designed by me. I'm your
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Speaker 1: If you need us for your music videos, let us know.
Speaker 2: I will design a music video. But we did it.
Speaker 2: We did a Patreon exclusive episode setting us up talking
Speaker 2: our ship, talking naughty ship that we should I wish.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah, it's also just funny, like being
Speaker 1: on the podcast and be like, oh, if only you
Speaker 1: guys knew, like only you guys knew how fun it
Speaker 1: was over there, Like it's so good over there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just I had like a good quip moment,
Speaker 1: which I don't you know.
Speaker 2: You're not you're not allowed to hear it until you
Speaker 2: fucking go over there is what she's trying to get to.
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't repeat it. But yeah, that was
Speaker 1: all fun and games.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you to everybody who subscribed.
Speaker 1: Can I say what I was gonna say. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, this is not funny. I was literally gonna
Speaker 1: be like, that was all funny games. And then my
Speaker 1: grandpa passed away.
Speaker 2: And my grandpa passed away.
Speaker 1: My grandpa died a long time ago, and I met him.
Speaker 1: Actually I had a chance to meet him once in Honduras.
Speaker 1: But he was the grandpa on my dad's side that
Speaker 1: abandoned my dad. And at the at the age of
Speaker 1: five years old, I was a writer die. They were like, oh,
Speaker 1: you want to meet him. I stayed in that bed,
Speaker 1: jumping like a little monkey, monkey jumping on a bed,
Speaker 1: and I looked at my grandma as a Nope, I
Speaker 1: don't want to meet no fucking trader. And then he died, damn,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I just yeah, con he like died of
Speaker 1: like old age, like karma.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, my grandpa died. He's dead. He he passed
Speaker 2: away a few days ago. Really sad, But you know,
Speaker 2: I'm thugging it out for you guys.
Speaker 1: Because Drew deserves ample attention and love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I get the attention I deserve
Speaker 2: for especially from my friends who don't do good things
Speaker 2: for me and just ignore me and are mean to
Speaker 2: me and make fun.
Speaker 1: Of You're literally assuming a lot right now, or you're
Speaker 1: saying a lot for the public. I do a lot.
Speaker 1: Maybe I used to do more and I got tired
Speaker 1: of not going back.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's the of the week.
Speaker 1: There's not much else. New York was fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: New York was the best.
Speaker 1: I think people think we actually moved there because there
Speaker 1: are people who didn't watch the episode and didn't like
Speaker 1: Actually I know.
Speaker 2: I saw comments on TikTok were like did they move
Speaker 2: to New York? And all the comments were like, yes
Speaker 2: they did, Like no, we fucking didn't, like we're lyars?
Speaker 1: Why are you believing?
Speaker 2: On Like why do you believe us? We're liars? We lie?
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 1: Fuck New York, I fucking I'm kidding. What were we
Speaker 1: talking about today? Oh?
Speaker 2: How we got to the internet?
Speaker 1: How did we show up? How did you show up?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I know that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So my presence on the internet started, I want
Speaker 2: to say, like twenty thirteen, when like, and I bet
Speaker 2: no one's fucking heard of it. But gift Boom was
Speaker 2: a thing, and my sister got really popular on gift Boom,
Speaker 2: and Parker kit Hill was really popular on gift Boom,
Speaker 2: and I was fucking obsessed with everything Er did, like
Speaker 2: literally like stand like stalker stand ship. I think we've
Speaker 2: talked briefly about this, but one time, like he was
Speaker 2: at this mall in Texas that we both like went to.
Speaker 2: I had to drive like fucking two hours to it,
Speaker 2: but it was whatever, and he was there and I
Speaker 2: had seen him. I saw him in Gap and I
Speaker 2: like followed him in there, and then he fucking disappeared
Speaker 2: in Gap and I was like what the fuck, Like
Speaker 2: where did he go? Like I was gonna go ask
Speaker 2: him for a picture, but I was like freaking the
Speaker 2: fuck out, and then he I DMed him and he
Speaker 2: didn't respond for like, I think like probably two years,
Speaker 2: when like we finally like met each other in DC
Speaker 2: and he was like, yeah, I was like there. I
Speaker 2: applied for the job and I didn't fucking get it,
Speaker 2: and I'm glad I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: And yeah, so it started on gift Boom. I posted
Speaker 2: a couple of gifts.
Speaker 1: On the way also like I'm thinking of you like
Speaker 1: being a gap. I mean, like literally, where the fuck
Speaker 1: did he go? He like he like actually went to
Speaker 1: the back to go do an interview.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, I thought he was hiding from me.
Speaker 2: I thought it was. I thought he was hiding from
Speaker 2: me because I like yelled his name and he like
Speaker 2: his neck broke and then he like ran away. But
Speaker 2: like I was like, oh my god, he's hiding from me.
Speaker 1: He's in between the racks, like as a little kid
Speaker 1: when you would like hide him between clothing rats.
Speaker 2: No exactly. And then yeah, so gift Boom posted a
Speaker 2: couple on there and I was like fuck that, like
Speaker 2: Madeline's reigning supreme on that. And then yeah, like I
Speaker 2: slowly migrated and I just posted a fucking vine that,
Speaker 2: like my first vine went viral and the rest is history.
Speaker 2: And then you Now on you Yeah, I was. I
Speaker 2: was live streaming a lot on you Now, and I
Speaker 2: was actually one of their first like partnered people who
Speaker 2: were like paid on you now, which like was fucking
Speaker 2: crazy for me at the time. I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: this is like like I had never seen that much
Speaker 2: money in my life. And it was fucked up because
Speaker 2: the they fucked up the splits for like the first
Speaker 2: six months and they were giving me ninety percent of everything.
Speaker 2: So I was like raking in cash, like like as
Speaker 2: a ripe sixteen year old like you, I could not
Speaker 2: believe no, literally like deposits of like twelve grand a month,
Speaker 2: Like oh wow, most insane shit. And it wasn't like
Speaker 2: I was like uber famous or anything like. It was
Speaker 2: literally just like three hundred viewers and they fucked up
Speaker 2: and they were just overpaying me for like six months,
Speaker 2: and I had still to this day like very rarely
Speaker 2: see money like that.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 2: It was actually absurd. And then my mom embezzled it
Speaker 2: all and stole it from me, literally.
Speaker 1: Me every single birthday, every single birthday. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: fucking cheapskate, you're evil and you're conniving your parents.
Speaker 2: Ever still from you.
Speaker 1: They every single birthday I had, they like kept the
Speaker 1: money that like I got as a gift, and they'd
Speaker 1: be like no, no, no, I'm saving it for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking right now.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the same.
Speaker 1: Oh what you need to feed me with that money?
Speaker 1: Give me that ship.
Speaker 2: I need to I need to set set it, set
Speaker 2: the record straight.
Speaker 1: Your mom is not.
Speaker 2: She embezzled from me, but she paid me back before, Like,
Speaker 2: she just paid me back eventually. She was just like,
Speaker 2: you know, like I mean she.
Speaker 1: Did like literally like caretake you. So technically she didn'tbuzzle anything,
Speaker 1: but you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, she's literally like it was because I was
Speaker 2: too young to have my own bank account in PayPal,
Speaker 2: so I just like had them deposit it into that PayPal.
Speaker 1: Your mom was like, girl, I'm going to the store.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the store.
Speaker 2: No. She had like an arimez bag the next day.
Speaker 1: Burkin a little burkin. She didn't actually, why is someone
Speaker 1: buying me a burkin?
Speaker 2: I'll buy you a burke, thanks, babe.
Speaker 1: Wait, that just reminded me also, like I literally one
Speaker 1: of our most annoying traces. We go into a store
Speaker 1: and look at something that's really expensive and I look
Speaker 1: at your I'm like, Drew, can you buy this for me?
Speaker 1: And he's like what how much is it? And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's eight hundred dollars. He's like, oh, it's on the
Speaker 1: eight hundred. I could get you like four if you want,
Speaker 1: like we do it really loud.
Speaker 2: I'll get you four or five of those exact pieces.
Speaker 1: Like if you want. And the employees, I don't think
Speaker 1: like that because it's really annoying because like their ears
Speaker 1: perk up because they think we're meaning it, and then
Speaker 1: literally like, yeah, if you want ten of them, I
Speaker 1: can do that for you. Oh it's only three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I can get twenty if you know.
Speaker 2: The fucked up thing is it was a Mew Mew
Speaker 2: jacket and I was like, yeah, let me get four
Speaker 2: of those.
Speaker 1: It was like the puffer jacket that they just did.
Speaker 1: I like, I just love clothes. I love clothes so much.
Speaker 1: It's fucked up.
Speaker 2: It's like it will be the band it is.
Speaker 1: It is my I saw this TikTok and it literally
Speaker 1: is it's my feminine urge to gather, Like I just
Speaker 1: like I like need.
Speaker 2: To collect gather nuts and berries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but my nuts and berries are like me mew
Speaker 1: vintage Mumu shoes.
Speaker 2: You're feminine? Oh what was the what it's the joke.
Speaker 2: It's like the feminine women women like go through kleptomania
Speaker 2: phases because it's the feminine urge to gather.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking fun to steal, like it okay, if
Speaker 1: it's If it's so bad, why is it fun exactly?
Speaker 2: Why does it make me feel good?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why? Why? Is it? Literally the most fun I
Speaker 1: can have? Stealing is the most fun you can have
Speaker 1: without taking your clothes off. That's the panic of the
Speaker 1: disco song. That's a true song, really, yeah, and those
Speaker 1: are the lyrics today. You exhibit your absolute lack of
Speaker 1: hearing words even when you were singing the part of
Speaker 1: that song you were singing. I can't explain how shocked
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I literally just cannot
Speaker 2: understand musicians. It does not register with my brain. Like
Speaker 2: I try to understand the words, and I can hear
Speaker 2: maybe two or three. And while we were in the car,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard me go silent. I
Speaker 2: was literally like trying with all my might to hear
Speaker 2: what the fuck people are saying. Ever in music like
Speaker 2: it does not make sense to me. I don't understand
Speaker 2: how anybody can hear I'm.
Speaker 1: Literally the complete opposite. Like I can enjoy the song
Speaker 1: and immediately I'm like writing fucking genius. Like I have
Speaker 1: like a genius catalog in the back of my brain
Speaker 1: where I'm like, mm yeah, okay, yeah, put my hands up.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't know that one. But yeah.
Speaker 1: So my way to the Internet was so like my
Speaker 1: way to my like in for becoming an influencer. How
Speaker 1: I did it and how it happened was I was
Speaker 1: like I always get jealous because I didn't have access
Speaker 1: to the Internet the way y'all did when y'all were
Speaker 1: super young, like you and Oriyan like have such a
Speaker 1: like like yeah, unsupervised and like just like like yeah,
Speaker 1: like a whole documentation of your youth and like that
Speaker 1: is like just ship I don't have. But I was like,
Speaker 1: in like sixth seventh grade really obsessed with like two vloggers,
Speaker 1: the c TFX, which is actually like where I got
Speaker 1: the name Radio is Dead, and I like borderline stole
Speaker 1: it like.
Speaker 2: Because they did TV is Dead, right yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, that's literally like
Speaker 1: radio is dead.
Speaker 2: Those motherfuckers are still vlogging to this day.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, which they shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: But you know, literally, he had like, no.
Speaker 1: The day I go, I'm like, y'all watching my ship,
Speaker 1: like tell me to stop.
Speaker 2: Like no, I'm begging you.
Speaker 1: When you stop. When you find yourself not interacting with
Speaker 1: my ig posts anymore, and you come back to my
Speaker 1: page and I've turned my likes off, you need to comment.
Speaker 1: You need to be brave, and you need to comment
Speaker 1: and say, girl, give it.
Speaker 2: Up, give it up. I'm sorry if you're hiding your legs,
Speaker 2: let it go, let go give My thing is I'm
Speaker 2: going through each I'm going through those fucking likes encounter
Speaker 2: on him.
Speaker 1: I have done it. I cannot say, but out of curiosity,
Speaker 1: I did it. And I was like, maybe I would
Speaker 1: turn off my legs because it was quick. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like I sat there for like five minutes. Damn name.
Speaker 1: That's so mean, because like, obviously everyone's destined.
Speaker 2: To flop, Like no, I was just in my flop
Speaker 2: era for the last Like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Go through constant flop errors. But my thing is, you
Speaker 1: have to take pride in your flop. Yeah, don't run
Speaker 1: away from the flop because it only hits harder. You
Speaker 1: need to put on your best fucking dress just to
Speaker 1: go out there. Yeah, and slay in your flop. Try
Speaker 1: something new in your flop era, yeah, but not too new,
Speaker 1: like don't be crazy. Don't like some of y'all be revamping,
Speaker 1: like you're gonna like old spit and shine is gonna
Speaker 1: get those like lights back.
Speaker 2: In the No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like me like shaming influencers, but I.
Speaker 2: Don't care, Like, yeah, you know clip this, clip this
Speaker 2: in the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in a year when sitting here like Haggarty, we
Speaker 1: haven't even gotten in a studio yet, we're still in
Speaker 1: this apartment.
Speaker 2: But yeah, embrace the flop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just believe in embracing the flop. Don't turn
Speaker 1: off those likes and don't bullshit me, Like, no, it's
Speaker 1: just unhealthy to see it. No, you're like embarrassing for
Speaker 1: what like this is literally an app where we're posting
Speaker 1: pictures of ourselves. Like also, like people are like, no,
Speaker 1: this is so embarrassing because I'm not getting enough likes anymore,
Speaker 1: because it's like you get fed as an influencer. The
Speaker 1: delusion that like if you go from getting like say
Speaker 1: like one fifty k like on photos to dropping to
Speaker 1: ninety k, you're like Oh my god, I mean nothing like,
Speaker 1: I fucking stuff. Ninety thousand people interacting with the fucking
Speaker 1: thing you posted on the internet is still insane and
Speaker 1: it's nothing to be ashamed of. Girl, Like, and where'st
Speaker 1: the flop? Like? You know what, if I saw your
Speaker 1: numbers that low, if I could see your numbers, I
Speaker 1: would give it a like. But now that I don't
Speaker 1: know where numbers you're I'm like, how can I how
Speaker 1: can I contribute to this flop? I can?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry if I'm being quiet. I'm just like thinking
Speaker 2: about my dead grandpa.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've had many flop eras. I go through
Speaker 1: flops like everyone everyone has a good flop. No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was literally in my flop era last year.
Speaker 2: It but it was like kind of intentional. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna take a step back really like reanalyze
Speaker 2: who I am. I was kind of getting lost in it.
Speaker 2: And also I was dealing with.
Speaker 1: The dead brother, which is like you've been dragging that
Speaker 1: out for uh.
Speaker 2: It's been two years. Give it up, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Well now I have a dead grandpa, Gumpy.
Speaker 2: They're playing squid game in heaven.
Speaker 1: Your grandpa and my mom are playing squid game.
Speaker 2: In heaven, they're playing squirt game.
Speaker 1: That's funny, that's funny. I've had like really like fucked
Speaker 1: up error where like like anything will make me laugh, literally,
Speaker 1: anything will make me laugh because I'm just like I've
Speaker 1: given up.
Speaker 2: This isn't no more will the fucked up thing is,
Speaker 2: this isn't the only loss I've had, this one what was?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna confess that right now?
Speaker 2: I'm not confessing ship. You're confessing ship.
Speaker 1: I'm not confessing anyway.
Speaker 2: I leave to Texas to go to my brother's wedding.
Speaker 2: I go to my brother's wedding. It was beautiful. It
Speaker 2: was like a great time.
Speaker 1: Thinking of the video of your nephew's stuck.
Speaker 2: Stuck in was beautiful, genuinely beautiful wedding. And I come
Speaker 2: home and I'm so excited to hang out with Goji.
Speaker 2: I think you can see where this is going.
Speaker 1: You have to say, like reiterate who Goji is.
Speaker 2: Because Goji's my my praying. She was enough, she was
Speaker 2: in an episode, she was our first guest. And I
Speaker 2: come home and she's a little slow, just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, you know what, okay, which is like
Speaker 1: kind of not true, because literally the day and a
Speaker 1: half before you got back, when I sent you that
Speaker 1: view of her literally fucking scramming for her life. When
Speaker 1: I went to go water her.
Speaker 2: So because she was she was dehydrated and dying of thirst.
Speaker 2: She was like, thank God for water, Thank God for water.
Speaker 2: I get home, she's a little slow, something doesn't feel right,
Speaker 2: and you know, I'm like, oh, she's probably just like
Speaker 2: excited to see me. She wants to get out of
Speaker 2: her cage. To take her out of her cage, we
Speaker 2: play for a little bit and I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: feed her. So I go and I feed her flies
Speaker 2: and I spray with her water and she tweaks out.
Speaker 2: She's loving live and I'm like, oh, okay, she's fine.
Speaker 2: She's fine. And then not four fucking hours later, Josh
Speaker 2: comes into my room and was like, oh, like, is
Speaker 2: your bug still? Is your bug dead yet?
Speaker 1: And I was like great, okay. Also to paint the picture,
Speaker 1: I had just walked into Jeru's room and was like
Speaker 1: laying on his bed. Yeah, And Josh came in and
Speaker 1: like closed the door, and it was gonna be like
Speaker 1: a proper little like moment where we all hang out.
Speaker 1: I got so scared that, like I'm also I'm trying
Speaker 1: to find the video of that moment because I got
Speaker 1: like my reaction on film and it's so fucked up.
Speaker 1: But I got scared for some reason that my phone
Speaker 1: was like there. I thought there was like a mirror
Speaker 1: behind me, and I was scrolling through my photos and
Speaker 1: I literally was like, oh my god, this first of all,
Speaker 1: as if this shit is live, I want to see
Speaker 1: my big fucking cohunga boobs.
Speaker 2: I saw what it was, and yeah, so I I
Speaker 2: Josh walks in the room and he's like, is your
Speaker 2: bug dead yet? Jokingly like it's it's a funny joke.
Speaker 2: I'm like no, Look, I go and pick out the
Speaker 2: container and I like see her just like on her
Speaker 2: fucking back, like on the dirt, and there's like dirt
Speaker 2: coating the walls, and I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: It's like she was just fucking is she good? And
Speaker 2: like I shake it a little bit and she's not
Speaker 2: fucking moving, and I like start freaking the fuck out
Speaker 2: because like, although it was literally just a fucking bug,
Speaker 2: like I fell in love with her, like it literally
Speaker 2: it broke my heart and what Yeah, she like ate
Speaker 2: me out, like she like played with my butthole. I
Speaker 2: put her on my buttthole and it tickled, big fucking whoop.
Speaker 2: Like that's not weird. It's it's not even bcality. It's
Speaker 2: a fucking bug Like you're making it weird, Okay whatever.
Speaker 2: She she literally died in like four fucking hours, and
Speaker 2: I don't know what went wrong.
Speaker 1: You fucking poisoned her?
Speaker 2: No, that's what I think. I like sprayed her, I asked.
Speaker 2: I was like, what's in the bottle? Like, is there
Speaker 2: like hairspray in the bottle? There's nothing, And I was like,
Speaker 2: I sprayed it with vinegar. But oh and I showed
Speaker 2: I like freak out. I'm like, oh my god, video
Speaker 2: insert video, Now.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 5: Oh oh, it's like dead Dade. Like it's like.
Speaker 3: She's just like in the throes of like decomposing.
Speaker 5: How did you not realize that? I was like the
Speaker 5: one because it was alive this morning. I literally just
Speaker 5: look her. She has bugs. I would not put a
Speaker 5: fucking bugs in her cage. She was alive this morning,
Speaker 5: and I fed her water and I sprayed her and
Speaker 5: she was fucking alive.
Speaker 2: Is that water in that vinegar.
Speaker 1: It's water. I haven't even I haven't done anything to
Speaker 1: that water.
Speaker 2: I'm literally gonna kill myself.
Speaker 1: I'm I am so sorry. That's not funny. It was just.
Speaker 2: Because I just wanted you forgot to feed it for
Speaker 2: like a full time.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it. Yeah, when you told me to
Speaker 1: feed it, it was a lie this morning.
Speaker 2: I mean it was a lie, dude, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: And when you came back. I remember before you came back,
Speaker 1: I looked at it. She's been alive moving around this morning.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I like sprayed her and when she's when
Speaker 2: I spray or she freaks.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just not not pretty, not not a pretty really like
Speaker 2: the sound even.
Speaker 1: Though just played because it's literally so funny, Like this
Speaker 1: is fucked up. See, this is why I'm like, I
Speaker 1: keep having moments like this where.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't laugh, but I cracked that no, and you
Speaker 2: laughed in my fucking face, and I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: I just lost my pet. I was like, that's like
Speaker 2: if I laughed in your face, if like a zool
Speaker 2: passed away, which is it's not the same, but it
Speaker 2: is it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what made it so funny was Josh literally
Speaker 1: asking is that bug dead like and he was doing
Speaker 1: it like, oh you know, let.
Speaker 2: Me see, and Josh, the thing is is love that bug.
Speaker 2: Like they got along like they played. Josh was like,
Speaker 2: Josh heard and you laughing. He was like, dude, that's
Speaker 2: not chill, Like that's too soon. I was cheering up.
Speaker 2: I was literally like borderline crying. And it hurt my
Speaker 2: feelings a little bit, like and I know you knew
Speaker 2: it hurt my feelings a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, because then I started being nice and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. But like
Speaker 1: for some reason, that was the funniest shit to ever had.
Speaker 1: Like you don't know what it's like you holding this
Speaker 1: fucking like what is supposed to hold soup at a
Speaker 1: restaurant with that dad bucking you had something else in
Speaker 1: your hand and you were like hmm, you were like
Speaker 1: you were frozen but also moving.
Speaker 2: I think what happened is I like to say, and
Speaker 2: you killed it, so I don't like I can't blame
Speaker 2: myself kill And I don't think it was my fault either.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was anybody's fault. I genuinely think
Speaker 2: like it was either it just got too cold in
Speaker 2: the house. That's what I was thinking, they like die
Speaker 2: when it gets cold, or it was just old age
Speaker 2: and that people lied to us and said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: they'll live for seven months, But like, I don't think
Speaker 2: that's true. I think like they just die it very easily.
Speaker 2: And what makes me believe that even more is another
Speaker 2: praying mantis that I know that I got at the
Speaker 2: same time passed away like two days later.
Speaker 1: So yeah, which was also very fucking funny to hear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because uh, I don't want to tell someone else's story,
Speaker 1: but they were both like hiding it from each other
Speaker 1: out of like shame and embarrassment, and literally the same
Speaker 1: thing had happened to both of them. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: think it just got too cold in the house because
Speaker 1: also the week you were gone in Texas was like
Speaker 1: some of the coldest nights we had had in a
Speaker 1: long time. Like it's not even as cold at night
Speaker 1: right now. It was literally getting like every single night
Speaker 1: it was like fifty to like fifty five degrees no
Speaker 1: matter what. And then in the house it was genuinely
Speaker 1: murderously cold. Damn, Like I couldn't I couldn't walk around
Speaker 1: the house without my ugs on. Damn. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: think the cold kill your fuck. I should have fucking
Speaker 1: squished it while it was alive. Imagine one day you
Speaker 1: made me so angry I just grabbed it.
Speaker 2: I would freak the fuck out. I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 2: would literally freak out. I wouldn't talk to you for
Speaker 2: at least a week, like it genuinely, I'd i'd punish you.
Speaker 1: I slapped a friend so hard in the fucking head
Speaker 1: on the head the other day because I just had
Speaker 1: the like instinctual urge and they like would not talk
Speaker 1: to me. That makes it sound like I go around
Speaker 1: hitting people, but literally like and it was so it
Speaker 1: was like there was two moments.
Speaker 2: You just go around people. You literally just hit people.
Speaker 2: You don't hit me. I'm like the I don't know
Speaker 2: one hits me. Everybody hits each other because you're a.
Speaker 1: Fucking baby, and you'll like take it to herror like
Speaker 1: everyone else could like playfully do things to each other,
Speaker 1: but you, like you're you're still in like little kid
Speaker 1: brain mode where I don't think you like that, Like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't like and you got it too much from
Speaker 1: your brothers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it has to deal with that, and
Speaker 2: I like fully go into like defensive mode and I
Speaker 2: start beating the person's ass that hits me, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I get like a little too angry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get like too mad about it. But I
Speaker 1: like don't know what it is like if I if
Speaker 1: I love someone, I hit them. No, I'm kidding no,
Speaker 1: but like you know, like the urge to like squeeze
Speaker 1: and like grab people, Like I think that's what I do.
Speaker 2: It's like when you see a cute animal you want
Speaker 2: to squish until it's eyes pop out and the brains
Speaker 2: pour out through the eye sockets.
Speaker 1: Me with your bug, But actually, like my like my
Speaker 1: brain has just been turning off and I do things
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, oh, I just did that, and
Speaker 1: I like thought about doing it, and I did it
Speaker 1: without like thinking about doing it. One of them was
Speaker 1: slapping like my friend in the back of the head
Speaker 1: because they were just sitting there, and I like looked
Speaker 1: at them and I thought about doing it, and before
Speaker 1: I knew it, I literally, if you're watching, you see this.
Speaker 1: It was the most childish shit ever. I literally like
Speaker 1: swung my arm and I went and I had like
Speaker 1: I didn't like put a lot of force into it,
Speaker 1: but I just used my body to pivot my hand.
Speaker 1: And then the other thing I did was I don't
Speaker 1: know how to describe this one. I screamed really fucking
Speaker 1: loud the other day.
Speaker 2: At people, at people.
Speaker 1: They deserved it, they deserved they fully deserved it because
Speaker 1: they were being very rude and weird, and I screamed.
Speaker 2: At them and it scared them.
Speaker 1: And I but I didn't like, I didn't scream like
Speaker 1: fuck you. I literally just like with context, I don't
Speaker 1: want to like give the whole context, but they were
Speaker 1: being fucking awful, not awful, but they were not being nice.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I just turned and I gave like a
Speaker 1: very murderous scream. And I had thought about doing it,
Speaker 1: like for a brief second and then didn't think about
Speaker 1: it twice and then when I had my chance without thinking,
Speaker 1: I turned and I was just like, like the most
Speaker 1: I can't do it because it will literally like it
Speaker 1: will hurt.
Speaker 2: It'll hurt the doctors starting.
Speaker 1: I get a good murderous scream.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do have a good scream.
Speaker 1: I have a good cream too, are you scream cream team?
Speaker 1: I never even said how I got on the like
Speaker 1: we went, we went so far away from that's actually unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I don't like knock out how many topics we just
Speaker 1: ran through from doing that? So I was obsessed with
Speaker 1: effects c and the shade toward family.
Speaker 2: How did they get away with that for so long? Like,
Speaker 2: how did they get away with that? I guess it
Speaker 2: was just a different time. It was a different time. Also,
Speaker 2: his like his old skin, his scandal is the craziest,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 1: It made the scandal worse because aren't they like Mormon?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what they are, I think they are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were like Mormons, So it like made it even
Speaker 1: worse because it was like, oh, I thought you were
Speaker 1: pure or whatever the fun Yeah, like that's supposed to mean.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but like not that shocking because men like I.
Speaker 2: Only look him up and see what he looks like.
Speaker 1: Now he's hella chilling. It's not kidding. I have looked
Speaker 1: them up.
Speaker 2: I mean they made millions.
Speaker 1: I know they were.
Speaker 2: Well, my Instagram's fucking broken. My Instagram's and fucking broken
Speaker 2: all fucking day. I'm the only person with a broken
Speaker 2: Instagram right now, which is like the most fucked up thing.
Speaker 1: But what's annoying is by the time this episode goes live.
Speaker 1: That won't be true, So what's the point of saying it.
Speaker 1: Let's see, I feel like he hasn't posted a long time.
Speaker 2: I'll look it up.
Speaker 1: Well, it takes a special kind of swagger. That's the
Speaker 1: beginning of one. He's literally just living the same I mean,
Speaker 1: the kids, like one of their kids is turning.
Speaker 2: Eighteen, absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 1: Their oldest is turning eight.
Speaker 2: Is it the boy or the girl? Yes, let me
Speaker 2: see the.
Speaker 1: Boy is the oldest, right, Yeah, and he plays fucking
Speaker 1: football eighteen. Holy shit, he's a grown ass kid. That
Speaker 1: is so scary, isn't it scary? Other people are growing
Speaker 1: and like living lives and like figuring things out. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I was like obsessed with them. I wanted
Speaker 1: that family so bad. I was like, they're so happy,
Speaker 1: but I'm glad to know that they were miserable. Now
Speaker 1: I don't think they're miserable, but you know, it's like
Speaker 1: we were just watching that Ace family unedited like clip,
Speaker 1: and I was talking. I was like, you know what
Speaker 1: it is, This isn't the worst clip of a family ever,
Speaker 1: but when you like filter out the like bad parts
Speaker 1: and the like real part of a family and you
Speaker 1: like clean it up so nicely. Anytime you're like doing
Speaker 1: showing real human things, that's like fucking scary and you
Speaker 1: look crazy even if it's not that anyways. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like obsessed with them. So that was like
Speaker 1: kind of all I watched on YouTube, which is very
Speaker 1: I guess not odd. I was gonna be like, that's
Speaker 1: odd behavior for like a seventh grader, but that's exactly
Speaker 1: what a fucking seventh grader should be doing. Watching it
Speaker 1: made no sense because I would like come home from
Speaker 1: being in a fistfight in middle school and like go
Speaker 1: home and watch the shade dar watch white people, watch
Speaker 1: white families, and be like I want this so bad, Mommy,
Speaker 1: I'm tired, and I'm tired. I want to be white.
Speaker 1: That's not funny. Yeah, I was like obsessed with that.
Speaker 1: One of the true I do like coming from my
Speaker 1: white white family. We have porridge. A lot a lot
Speaker 1: of porridge is eaten in my house. Porridge and castrole, porridge,
Speaker 1: castle and hot dogs. If we're feeling I will say
Speaker 1: I'll fuck on love, I'll slipt.
Speaker 2: Good movie theater, hot dog, put it in, put it in.
Speaker 1: Those little like gas the people selling hot dogs at
Speaker 1: like games and ship when they're like grilling the onions
Speaker 1: and ship. Oh that is one of the best.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell them the story, God damn it.
Speaker 1: So that's all I would watch on YouTube. And then
Speaker 1: one day was this video trending. Kay, you're like you
Speaker 1: were just looking at me for like such an I
Speaker 1: caught it.
Speaker 2: I caught it and he fell in love for I
Speaker 2: caught it and I saw it and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, is he falling in love right now?
Speaker 1: So I was I was like obsessed with watching them.
Speaker 1: And then one of the trending videos on YouTube one day,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I think I was in like Seth Gurdstill
Speaker 1: was an animation of a one direction video and if
Speaker 1: you're a direction er, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't remember who did it, but it
Speaker 1: was like making like poking fun at like one direction
Speaker 1: and like cause it was a fan who made it,
Speaker 1: so there was all these inside jokes that I didn't understand,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what is this, Like I've literally
Speaker 1: never seen some shit like this. Who the fuck are
Speaker 1: these people?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I want to know? And then there once I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's like that song, wasn't it? And
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this song? Like what? Like?
Speaker 1: I was so curious. And then at the end of
Speaker 1: the video, I'm pretty sure the guy shouted out his
Speaker 1: like Twitter and they were talking about Twitter and like
Speaker 1: shit a lot, and I was like what is that?
Speaker 1: Like what is what are all these things? So then
Speaker 1: I found all of them on Twitter. I went through
Speaker 1: a deep dive. I became so hyghper fixated. I watched
Speaker 1: like all of the One Direction funny actually so cute,
Speaker 1: Like I was like so like I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is this? How have
Speaker 1: I never heard of? This? Makes a lot of sense
Speaker 1: because I grew up in like fucking Opa Loaca, North Miami.
Speaker 1: Like no one at my school or like anyone I knew,
Speaker 1: cared about One Direction. You were so annoying because you
Speaker 1: opened that so quietly too, Can I guess some.
Speaker 3: Fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Whoa down? I was saving that later.
Speaker 1: Do you have any red ones?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we'll get it later.
Speaker 1: So I'm me being I was like this it felt
Speaker 1: like the biggest thing in the world. And I was
Speaker 1: like have I not heard about this? But granted also
Speaker 1: the internet was so small back then compared to now,
Speaker 1: and nobody in my area used the internet, so it
Speaker 1: made sense that we didn't know who the fuck one
Speaker 1: direction was. It wasn't like playing on the radio, which
Speaker 1: is also another crazy thing. I was thinking about it
Speaker 1: the other day and I did not you didn't listen
Speaker 1: to albums as a kid because there was no streaming services.
Speaker 2: I still don't.
Speaker 1: But do you get what I'm saying, Like, I think the.
Speaker 2: Regular person really doesn't listen to album that much. I
Speaker 2: feel like they just listened to like whatever is on maybe.
Speaker 1: But you didn't even if you really liked a song,
Speaker 1: you didn't have access to really listening to it unless
Speaker 1: you had the CD. Yeah until YouTube and even then.
Speaker 1: Is like, it's not like we had iPhones at a
Speaker 1: young age where we could, like, I say, watch it
Speaker 1: all the time and listen to all the time.
Speaker 2: I say that, like I didn't start listening to music
Speaker 2: like to you years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking about me. Is like, I like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have always loved music, but I didn't have access
Speaker 1: to it. So there's like a lot of musicians I
Speaker 1: really like. But I'm like, damn, I've never heard this
Speaker 1: whole album because like when it was out, I didn't
Speaker 1: have access to like a record store or anything like whatever. Whatever. Dude,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's like actually impossible, impossible for me
Speaker 1: to get through this right now. Basically, I like went
Speaker 1: on a deep dive found out everything. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm gonna make a fan account, like
Speaker 1: I want to be a part of this, like I
Speaker 1: want to like I'm gonna like learn as much as
Speaker 1: I can as fast as possible, like learn all their birthdays,
Speaker 1: like okay, yeah, I can remember five people's birthdays, like
Speaker 1: all this shit, and like got so invested in it
Speaker 1: and started a Twitter account.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I have a hair in my mouth, Like.
Speaker 1: Why do you say that? Like that? Like anyways, yeah,
Speaker 1: I started a Twitter account, joined like the funny side
Speaker 1: of Twitter, because at that point I was already like
Speaker 1: annoying and thought I was funny. I've always been like
Speaker 1: the funniest girl in the room. Like it's just it's
Speaker 1: actually looked really.
Speaker 2: Hard sometimes to do that you are the funny girl.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I joined Twitter and that's how I joined Twitter.
Speaker 1: And then when Vine came out, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I like decided to join it too, because I was
Speaker 1: like I was like, oh, being funny like on video
Speaker 1: like that sounds like interesting. So then I joined it there,
Speaker 1: and of course I started out making one Direction vines
Speaker 1: because like I was a part of like the one
Speaker 1: direction fandom. I actually got a reply from Nile and
Speaker 1: that was literally the best day of my life. It
Speaker 1: was on like once, when is Justin Bieber's birthday? I
Speaker 1: think it was on Justin Bieber's birthday?
Speaker 2: I think March first? Yeah, so ver second? No, March third?
Speaker 1: Or is it may?
Speaker 2: No, it's like a day before mine or two days
Speaker 2: before mine, okay, yeah, or no, maybe it's March fifth.
Speaker 1: No, that's no, that's my dad's birthday. When is Justin
Speaker 1: Biebo's birthday?
Speaker 2: That's who? Series faster? March first day? I knew it?
Speaker 1: Fuck you, okay, so it was on March first. I
Speaker 1: remember I printed it out and I was so happy.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what the fuck I said. Oh,
Speaker 1: I think he had like a broken foot or something,
Speaker 1: and I was like, is jumping around on stage hard?
Speaker 1: Or like are you still jumping around? And he was
Speaker 1: like always jumping like I don't care, like some shit
Speaker 1: like that, And I couldn't believe it because of course
Speaker 1: being a part of a fandom, Like the one number
Speaker 1: one goal at the top of the list is to
Speaker 1: get recognized by your favorite, and I literally did because
Speaker 1: now it was my favorite got recognized. I was kind
Speaker 1: of scared about talking about my origins on the internet
Speaker 1: because I've been on the internet too long and I've
Speaker 1: been a child who like had access to like basically
Speaker 1: a microphone that I shouldn't have had. So maybe don't
Speaker 1: go look it up, said, maybe don't go look it up.
Speaker 1: How you know who I was? Because I mean now
Speaker 1: and I'm good and I'm strong, and I'm sexy, and
Speaker 1: I got these big tits now, yeah, and I did
Speaker 1: not have those when I.
Speaker 2: Was a child, and I played ironically enough big knockers.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and then that that's history. I like started
Speaker 1: making normal vines and then like kind of exited the
Speaker 1: one direction sphere and like was like really into the
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy five and like Drake for a while. Those
Speaker 1: are like weird things I was. I was. I had
Speaker 1: my stand moment on your wall. Oh yeah, I was
Speaker 1: like infamous for my wall of like all the I've
Speaker 1: always been like a music junkie, Like I'm just like
Speaker 1: this is my thing. I had like an eight tracks
Speaker 1: that like my followers used to follow before I had Spotify,
Speaker 1: and then my SoundCloud likes wear thing. But yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1: And now I'm here and I've always been very sad
Speaker 1: and not had a will to live. And that was
Speaker 1: something that my followers really enjoyed and connected to me
Speaker 1: on it. And it has not gone away. It is
Speaker 1: still here.
Speaker 2: And it's hard and garnered a depressed audience. And we
Speaker 2: love you guys, Fox like all of it, love you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and that's hard, not on the internet. And
Speaker 1: that's how I'm here, and I'm not going fucking anywhere.
Speaker 1: Fuck you.
Speaker 2: We're not in sync today.
Speaker 1: We're not in sync.
Speaker 2: No, because I put my hand out and you didn't
Speaker 2: instinctually grab it. You kind of just wait.
Speaker 1: We have to do a little bit of like like
Speaker 1: breathing exercises and to link back up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like hard for me.
Speaker 1: Actually, we need our neural links.
Speaker 2: I went so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck that means. You always
Speaker 1: talk about it, and I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: that means.
Speaker 2: Like Elon Musk's like cyborg bullshit that you put into
Speaker 2: your brain and you become like a smart monkey, like
Speaker 2: he he put it in a monkey and it like
Speaker 2: it's fed like uh slurpy or like smoothie, like banana smoothie,
Speaker 2: and like he becomes a genius from this like device
Speaker 2: and he's able to like play video games.
Speaker 1: And it's really I don't know if I would categorize
Speaker 1: as becoming a genius literally, like he becomes a fucking genius.
Speaker 1: He can play Mario Party.
Speaker 2: You know he speaks.
Speaker 1: I bet he can't play Mario Party because no one
Speaker 1: is good at Mario Party.
Speaker 2: I'm good at Mario. I'm gonna you don't want to
Speaker 2: have that conversation. You don't want to have that conversation.
Speaker 1: You're not good at other games, though.
Speaker 2: Girl, I am good as ship at other games.
Speaker 1: Good as ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Well, I think we should bounce off of
Speaker 2: our Internet origin stories and go to the plagues of
Speaker 2: the Internet. What I think are deemed plagues that should
Speaker 2: be absolutely fucking a rond dedicated and I'm tired of
Speaker 2: seeing and it's just my county like bitter takes. And
Speaker 2: you may not agree, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: I am different, exactly. At the end of the day,
Speaker 2: I am the fucking loser, and I will be in
Speaker 2: the corner making fun of everybody else having fun, and
Speaker 2: I will love.
Speaker 1: Doing a loser in my world.
Speaker 2: Think about that, thank you. I actually I'm a popular loner. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I think one of the plagues right now that
Speaker 2: I've been talking about a lot and it's kind of whatever,
Speaker 2: I haven't been touching it that much, is the take
Speaker 2: skull paint. I think that's a current thing that needs
Speaker 2: to just not happen. I think it's I think we
Speaker 2: need to as a society just let that rest. I
Speaker 2: think it had its moment and now I think we
Speaker 2: just need to just let it give it.
Speaker 1: The fuck up. There are just certain like I just
Speaker 1: become bitter with like Halloween, and I think it's because
Speaker 1: of myself. Like I post about this on the Patreon,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what about Halloween like
Speaker 1: just rubs me the wrong way, Like if you're not
Speaker 1: gonna go for it, don't go for it. And I
Speaker 1: think that like also comes with age, Like this past
Speaker 1: year I didn't do shit because I was like last year,
Speaker 1: I was try trying my best to figure some shit out.
Speaker 1: I think we kind of slaid with perfect Blue a
Speaker 1: little bit, but it was very last minute. And then
Speaker 1: we did Fairy, which is like okay, yeah I tried,
Speaker 1: and true, like it works like I did that or
Speaker 1: not Fairy. I did like Angel Angel, but like, I
Speaker 1: am tired of these last minute costumes where like you're
Speaker 1: claiming to be some very like random ass character in
Speaker 1: a movie and like you built the costume out of
Speaker 1: your closet and like the colors aren't the same, but
Speaker 1: you're like you get the idea, you get the picture.
Speaker 1: If you have to post a reference photo of your
Speaker 1: costume for me to understand what the fuck you are,
Speaker 1: you just stay home.
Speaker 2: You were literally adding me, like like literally coming for
Speaker 2: me in my existence, no creativity and the cuteness, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you go, you do you like you you run that ship,
Speaker 2: like you're happy, you're having a good time, you feel great.
Speaker 2: The skull paint has gotta go.
Speaker 1: That The thing is like, okay, I don't funk with
Speaker 1: the skull paint, and every time I see it, I'm
Speaker 1: like I've seen this so many fucking times. I don't care.
Speaker 1: But the one thing you have to give it to
Speaker 1: the girls is that's take that. Yeah, that is that
Speaker 1: is no eyeliner.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 1: Is like staring at a photo of fucking Taint long
Speaker 1: Dutch or whatever.
Speaker 2: The fuck his name, Taint long Dutch.
Speaker 1: Chaint long bottom and staring at his face for hours
Speaker 1: and figuring it out. But some of you bitches look
Speaker 1: fucked up. Some of you bitches look like like you
Speaker 1: fell like in dust, because it's like not serving.
Speaker 2: And I love I love everybody. I'm don't. I'm a
Speaker 2: loving person and I love everybody I talked ship.
Speaker 1: I'm a piece of shit. I fucking hate you and
Speaker 1: I hate myself. There at least we're all in the same.
Speaker 2: Boat, I think. I mean, what I have, the notes
Speaker 2: I have taken down are ship that just like I
Speaker 2: guess no, it does make sense because like they were plagues,
Speaker 2: like like like the Drake clapping gift like that, Yeah, that.
Speaker 1: Hot line hot line bling.
Speaker 2: That and I'm over it.
Speaker 1: The hot line bling gift when he's like dancing. Fuck
Speaker 1: you know, it's one that's like recent and I was
Speaker 1: a I felt victim too, But I like to think
Speaker 1: that I like did it before it became a plague.
Speaker 1: Every bitch moves out of their fucking home for the
Speaker 1: first time and gets an apartment or like everybody who
Speaker 1: designs their room for the first time and they have
Speaker 1: to get those faint fake vine plans have to. They know,
Speaker 1: they like have to. It's not a room set up
Speaker 1: until you have like one of like these.
Speaker 3: But we.
Speaker 1: Like it's different because it's like interior design mode activated.
Speaker 1: Like I'm putting three vine plants.
Speaker 2: You know. I was so jealous of your vine plants.
Speaker 2: I know they're not your vine plants, your vine plastic
Speaker 2: I was so jealous. I was like, damn, like I want.
Speaker 1: That, And over time I started to fucking hate it rightfully,
Speaker 1: So that is a plague to the world. Also, the
Speaker 1: TikTok lights, Okay, you know what it is, so personally
Speaker 1: I am a fan. I've always been a fan of
Speaker 1: like mood lighting. Mood lighting, like that's always been a serve.
Speaker 1: I was very privileged in this one way that from
Speaker 1: a very young age. I don't know why, but we
Speaker 1: had access to Hugh lights for a long time. Like
Speaker 1: I've had them in my life since I was like thirteen.
Speaker 1: If you go back on my IG, I was always
Speaker 1: fucking serving with the colored lights, Like if you go
Speaker 1: to twenty fourteen, I have my blue lights I have
Speaker 1: my purple lights I have.
Speaker 2: That's nineteen centes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but it's weird that I like had
Speaker 1: that because I'm like, we didn't have money, what liked
Speaker 1: where the Oh my god, we're really rich families, so
Speaker 1: we got those.
Speaker 2: Speed the water speakers. Do you remember those motherfuckers from Vine?
Speaker 2: The water Speakers? Are you?
Speaker 1: I would have to see one. I would have to
Speaker 1: I would have to see it to believe it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of moodlights.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I opened my phone and my grandpa's obituary
Speaker 2: was there. Sorry, I like need a moment.
Speaker 1: That's not funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are you laughing?
Speaker 1: Because it's fucking funny. But I've always been a fan
Speaker 1: of moodlighting. But you know what it is with the
Speaker 1: TikTok ones, it's like one you're you're gonna peel the
Speaker 1: paint off that wall, Like those things are like industrial
Speaker 1: or they actually start for some reason, like your room
Speaker 1: is humid because you're gross and you're like fifteen, you
Speaker 1: don't know how to take care of yourself, and it's
Speaker 1: like already like sagging off the wall. And then like
Speaker 1: I hate the those weren't a vine thing where they.
Speaker 2: Yes, they were. I never saw that this was like
Speaker 2: the original led Li.
Speaker 1: Not for me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, maybe I'm literally.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm a fan of that. But like the
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just doesn't give. Like it's the
Speaker 1: room itself looks good because it's lit nice, but don't
Speaker 1: you let me see the corner of that. Don't let
Speaker 1: me see the walls ceiling.
Speaker 2: If I see the strip, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that is gross. My siblings have those, though,
Speaker 1: they were like they fell victim. I I loved my disco.
Speaker 2: Lights that I had when I was I got sent one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that. I was like, they're still doing this.
Speaker 1: I try.
Speaker 2: Do you remember justin bieber Tour merch.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yes, like that nightmare. No, I've said before that
Speaker 1: was literally the beginning of fast fashion. Like they like
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: That was insane. And the dead Rose emoji and Roses
Speaker 2: in general.
Speaker 1: Oh Roses, Roses got ran the fuck through in twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: every bitch here, the two and I said this a
Speaker 1: round of people and they're like I have this, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, look at you looking dumb as fah. Except
Speaker 1: Christian because I love Christian because he fell victim to
Speaker 1: this the bee. The bee tattoo of twenty seventeen, Thank you,
Speaker 1: Tyler creator. You literally ruined multiple lives with that one,
Speaker 1: because like these bitches could not believe the outdoors. They
Speaker 1: couldn't believe that there were flowers and bees out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were like, I you know, before you brought it up,
Speaker 1: I never knew like they like that. You can now
Speaker 1: that you pointed out are important. So everyone, every fucking
Speaker 1: nerd walked out of twenty seventeen with like a sunflower
Speaker 1: like tattoo or a bee emoji, which is the taylification
Speaker 1: of the world. But twenty sixteen, every bitch walked out
Speaker 1: of twenty sixteen with some sort of rose tato, dead
Speaker 1: rose emoji, dead rose emoji, rose.
Speaker 2: Tax I'm looking up dead rose emoji.
Speaker 1: Twenty sixteen was like if you were like one of
Speaker 1: the like nerds of the Internet, like you were like
Speaker 1: in a pastel face. No, that's twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Twenty fifteen was the no, I can't.
Speaker 1: Actually like, No, I'm I don't have to get dead
Speaker 1: rose emoji. It's based off an emoji.
Speaker 2: Need that I'm literally ironically gonna get one now, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get a b with landing on a dead rose.
Speaker 2: And oh and it's a it's a commentary on like
Speaker 2: climate change.
Speaker 1: The way you just said commentary, it's not like you
Speaker 1: said a common terry.
Speaker 2: Like commentary on climate change.
Speaker 1: But yeah, what was a tattoo that like walked out
Speaker 1: of twenty eighteen?
Speaker 2: I can't think I think everybody learned their lesson. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think we were very close in twenty nineteen to
Speaker 2: getting cowprint tattoos. I think we were very very close.
Speaker 1: Not cow print ship. I could never get how prints shit.
Speaker 2: I was not with it. I was like, y'all are
Speaker 2: taking this shit too fucking Yeah, I like, y'all are
Speaker 2: taking it too fucking far.
Speaker 1: Just because Doosha was serving in her video did not
Speaker 1: mean that it's your turns. Sure, next time I'm talking
Speaker 1: and you decide to talk over me and like try
Speaker 1: to like speak while I'm speaking, I'm gonna go over
Speaker 1: there and stop the fucking get span. Yeah, you're getting
Speaker 1: a big spanking on your butt and I'm pulling those pants.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to spank you? Also, one more thing,
Speaker 2: one more thing that I can't do is the Impractical
Speaker 2: Jokers that might be blasphemy.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: There's like a cult following of the Impractical Jokers online,
Speaker 2: and like I may be unleashing the beast right now.
Speaker 2: I like, I know, you know, the Impractical Jokers, like
Speaker 2: the trio that does like they prank each other. No,
Speaker 2: I don't have like the craziest TV show. It may
Speaker 2: be all ironic, but I literally cannot get behind it
Speaker 2: for the life of me. And it's okay if you
Speaker 2: don't get it, that's cool, stay that way you don't
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 1: I literally, yeah, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: I used to fucking love the Impractical Jokers, so I
Speaker 2: will say, And it might be a nostalgia thing, but.
Speaker 1: Oh, prank versus prank was another thing that I was
Speaker 1: obsessed with during CTFX C era. Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, I think my Lasik eye surgery.
Speaker 1: Is sucking up, like it's just not working anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm like low key going blind. My
Speaker 2: vision's getting blurry.
Speaker 1: No, that's because you don't wash your eyes and when
Speaker 1: you wake up and there's boogers fucking accumulating and blocking
Speaker 1: your vision and then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I stare at my screen. I've been staring
Speaker 2: at my screen a lot recently, so it could be that.
Speaker 1: Also, before we get into the questions for the end
Speaker 1: of this video, which are from our beautiful patrons, slag
Speaker 1: and then we'll get into medium, don't don't think we forgotten.
Speaker 1: I could never fucking forget. One last thing is I
Speaker 1: haven't really seen it, but I don't want it to start.
Speaker 1: Don't be fucking mean to Kai. We can be mean
Speaker 1: to Kai. We have intimate, nice, soft sexual sex with him.
Speaker 2: And also his name is kah ky Jelly k ka
Speaker 2: ok i k why Jelly? You can call him lube
Speaker 2: call him in the comments, Lubert.
Speaker 1: Again, give us those questions, girl, Christian, what's.
Speaker 3: The hardest lesson you've learned in adulthood? Oh?
Speaker 1: Girl, Okay, I'm gonna repeat it just in case. Could
Speaker 1: you hear it? Christian says or asks, what's the hardest
Speaker 1: lesson you've learned in adulthood?
Speaker 2: That you are truly alone in this life? Like you
Speaker 2: can have your people, you can have your family, but
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, you're alone. Well that's
Speaker 2: like really, and you're gonna dialog.
Speaker 1: I've always known that personally, I've always felt that, but
Speaker 1: I think I would have.
Speaker 2: Found that out when my brother died. And now I'm
Speaker 2: reliving it because my grandpa just died, and honestly, like
Speaker 2: when my bug died, like that was really traumatic. Damn
Speaker 2: I'm being I'm surrounded by death recently. Like you motherfuckers
Speaker 2: better watch out.
Speaker 1: Are you threatening?
Speaker 2: I'm not threatening you. I'm just saying when I open
Speaker 2: when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1: No, you know you would always say like bad things
Speaker 1: coming three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, wait, bad things again. I've always
Speaker 2: said bad things come in threes. My brother died, I
Speaker 2: had my heartbreak and then what else? What was the
Speaker 2: other one? I don't know, No, there was there was
Speaker 2: one before that. It was like my died for you.
Speaker 2: Oh the other thing is something I cannot talk about.
Speaker 1: Well, my hardest lesson was probably I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like God was very nice to me. I
Speaker 1: got all my heart awful lessons of life very young.
Speaker 2: Well, it's one of those. Also. Addiction is easy, That's
Speaker 2: all I'll say on that.
Speaker 1: Not easy, easy like to deal with, but like no,
Speaker 1: it comes easy.
Speaker 2: It comes, it can happen, so I'll be careful. Motherfucker
Speaker 2: my heart.
Speaker 1: This makes me sound like i'm I hate this because
Speaker 1: it makes me sound so like I'm like just like
Speaker 1: such an empathetic queen, Like hard for me to like
Speaker 1: like be selfish or something. But the hardest lesson I
Speaker 1: had to learn was it is better to be selfish
Speaker 1: than always be the nice person in the situation. And
Speaker 1: that's probably like that took me like the longest to
Speaker 1: learn in my adulthood and it wasn't until very recently
Speaker 1: that I do it. And I still have issues with
Speaker 1: it because like it.
Speaker 2: Ties back to literally you're alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only which I think. I think, I think,
Speaker 1: like that's I don't really know if I would be like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: there are obviously moments where life is difficult because you
Speaker 1: can express like pain and anguish to someone you love
Speaker 1: or someone you're close to as deeply as you want,
Speaker 1: but they will never understand it from your side. Like
Speaker 1: a big realization I had was, I was like, what's
Speaker 1: so insane is your siblings grow up with you. And
Speaker 1: I was very close in age with all my siblings,
Speaker 1: like my like older siblings, and we like saw each
Speaker 1: other day in day out, we saw each other kind
Speaker 1: of go through everything. But even with it, and that
Speaker 1: there was a lot, we didn't know about what each
Speaker 1: other we're feeling, and like I have no idea what
Speaker 1: it's like to be them and they have no idea
Speaker 1: what it's like to be me, even though we literally
Speaker 1: grew up side by side. So that kind of goes
Speaker 1: into that like idea of being alone is like you
Speaker 1: can express that all you want, but no one will
Speaker 1: truly understand other than yourself. And that is like the
Speaker 1: saddest part of life is because that even goes with
Speaker 1: like when you love someone so deeply, like they will
Speaker 1: literally never understand how much you love them, or vice versa.
Speaker 2: And then when death is a ride around the corner
Speaker 2: for both of you, it's coming.
Speaker 1: Girl, don't say that, because I actually have a theory that,
Speaker 1: like during the holidays is that's when bad things happened
Speaker 1: to me, because that's what always happened, is like.
Speaker 2: During holidays me, because something could happen to me.
Speaker 1: Something could always happen to everybody. And that's like the
Speaker 1: scariest part. And that's why you have to say, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Know I've said this before, but Kylie Jenner said, it's
Speaker 2: a year of realizing things. Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she was right. Every year.
Speaker 2: I really it's the life of realizing things, that's the thing,
Speaker 2: because that was fucking awful. A couple more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lindy, I think perfectly.
Speaker 3: If you woke up as the other for a day,
Speaker 3: how would you spend it?
Speaker 2: I'd take it, Okay, Lindsay said, if you woke up
Speaker 2: as the other, how would you spend the day? Well,
Speaker 2: I would wake up in the morning and I would
Speaker 2: grab my big fucking tits. I would just massage them,
Speaker 2: and then I'd play with my little vagina and then
Speaker 2: I would take my ass to the fucking doctor and
Speaker 2: get my boob lump lumpy ass boobs looked at Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't okay, I don't have lumpy boobs for those
Speaker 1: of you out there, because look at me. You would
Speaker 1: like to touch my soft, supple pillow boobs. They feel good.
Speaker 1: There is like it feels like a gumball dropped into
Speaker 1: one of my boobs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's not chill at all.
Speaker 1: Not a gumball.
Speaker 2: That's not normal.
Speaker 1: That big iur was you for a day, I would
Speaker 1: literally wake up and make plans with someone and go
Speaker 1: and spend the day outside and like running around and oh,
Speaker 1: I would go buy a bunch of clothes.
Speaker 2: No, damn, would you also clean my sheets and my.
Speaker 1: No, because that's your fucking job. Or actually, I would
Speaker 1: use your money to hire someone to do it so
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't have to actually do the labor.
Speaker 2: But so you would go hang out with someone. That's it.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't like.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to see your
Speaker 1: You already go days without showering. I would not even piss.
Speaker 1: I'd piss myself all day. Next fucking Christion. Yeah, so dumb.
Speaker 3: Williams asks favorite podcast so far.
Speaker 1: Jenna asks our favorite episode of the podcast so far
Speaker 1: are and oh, I have to look at it. I
Speaker 1: have to look at the cover to know, because there
Speaker 1: is an episode that I thought was like so funny,
Speaker 1: It's like one of my favorite and I remember posting
Speaker 1: that about it, but I.
Speaker 2: Think it was I think for me episode through your Mom,
Speaker 2: oh mine, also my b episode three. I like episode
Speaker 2: I like the Halloween episode. I like episode three.
Speaker 1: The Flea episode is a really good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're asking us to like name our favorite episode
Speaker 2: when like, literally all of them are my favorite episodes.
Speaker 4: I like Sexy not Smart, Drew Stinks is probably my favorite,
Speaker 4: like when I was literally outed as like a gross man.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is like one of the best ones.
Speaker 1: And also where Toxic and going Away is really funny.
Speaker 1: I think all of them are funny. Like I'm fucking conceided.
Speaker 2: Literally I myself, like I love myself.
Speaker 1: Although I will say I the worst part about doing
Speaker 1: this is having to like hear my self after and
Speaker 1: like listen through it before posting it. It's like the
Speaker 1: worst thing.
Speaker 2: You know, what's fucked up is that, like I dread
Speaker 2: listening to the episodes before we post them. I'm like,
Speaker 2: fuck that. I don't want to do that, Like I'm
Speaker 2: so annoyed. Yeah, but then I start listening and I
Speaker 2: literally get thirty seconds in.
Speaker 1: And I get lost.
Speaker 2: Way, I can listen to this fucking forever, Like I
Speaker 2: love hearing them speak. Who are they? Someone needs to
Speaker 2: sign them.
Speaker 1: Someone needs to someone needs to like date me and
Speaker 1: like buy me a lot of stuff. You would be
Speaker 1: the fucking worst.
Speaker 2: I would be terrible in a relationship. Yeah, I would
Speaker 2: be off. I saw someone comment they were like I
Speaker 2: think Drew's afraid of love or like, isn't capable of love?
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, real shit, We are.
Speaker 1: I just want to be helped. The opposites.
Speaker 2: I just want to be held. I think at the
Speaker 2: end of the day, like everybody wants that a little bit.
Speaker 1: I think at the end of the day, I see
Speaker 1: dating as literally, I want a partner for a long time,
Speaker 1: and if you commit to it, you need to be
Speaker 1: here for a very fucking long time. And don't play
Speaker 1: with me, because I'll smack the shit out of you.
Speaker 1: I am you're pissing me off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're the complete opposite because I'm literally like I
Speaker 2: could be single for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: No, I literally like when I'm dating someone, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand how people are like dating someone, They're like,
Speaker 1: I'll be here for a little while. I like, buckle
Speaker 1: the fuck down, and especially if it's good. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'll be here for fucking ever. I don't care. I
Speaker 1: genuinely have no interest in dating other people. Like, I'm
Speaker 1: not someone who enjoys dating. I don't like all that shit.
Speaker 1: I like having a partner who I commit to. I'm
Speaker 1: very like old school in terms of like my dating life.
Speaker 2: One day we will end up together and we'll be like,
Speaker 2: why did we waste?
Speaker 1: What's so annoying is we would be such an awful couple.
Speaker 1: It would be so bad you would you would piss
Speaker 1: me the fucking.
Speaker 2: It would be so you would piss me the fuck off.
Speaker 2: It would be so bad.
Speaker 1: I'm an awesome girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just kidding. I was like sob but yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just playing.
Speaker 1: I literally am like I used to think I was
Speaker 1: the worst girlfriend ever, but I'm like, wait, I'm like
Speaker 1: awesome today.
Speaker 2: I'm just evil, that's it. I have my own little
Speaker 2: evil ways. But I feel like if I met the
Speaker 2: right person, like I would be nice. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I've seen you there. Yeah, I've seen
Speaker 1: you wanting to step into that once in our life,
Speaker 1: and I'll.
Speaker 2: Never do it again. The walls are built, the walls
Speaker 2: a backup and not getting no one's getting in.
Speaker 1: I'd be getting hurt a million times. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm still open and I want a relationship.
Speaker 2: I don't want it. I kind of to like want
Speaker 2: that chaos again. It's just fun to okay.
Speaker 1: Also, like it's fun to be hurt. It is so
Speaker 1: fun to be but her and heartbroken. It is literally
Speaker 1: so fun, Like nothing nothing is more fun than being
Speaker 1: heartbroken as fuck and like driving around listening to sad
Speaker 1: music and being like it's so like full of fucking sadness,
Speaker 1: and it's like.
Speaker 2: It's literally so fucking human to me, it's like almost
Speaker 2: comical how bad it hurts, and like you just like
Speaker 2: I just catch myself like laughing. I'm like, really, like
Speaker 2: why does.
Speaker 1: This hurt so bad? Like I missed the drama of
Speaker 1: like walking in somewhere and falling to my knees. I
Speaker 1: need to be.
Speaker 2: I can't try.
Speaker 1: I can't try. I need to be that hurt again
Speaker 1: where I'm walking in the room and collapsing like that.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I'll never be that hurt again because
Speaker 1: I'm like that was.
Speaker 2: We were literally concerned for you. We were like, she's
Speaker 2: gonna offerself.
Speaker 1: Everyone always thinks that, like I'm not okay. I would
Speaker 1: like never say never, but like, of course I'm somebody
Speaker 1: who struggles from like suicidal tendencies. Catch me, You'll catch
Speaker 1: me dead for some other reason before you catch me
Speaker 1: dead for someone I dated. That is embarrassing And I
Speaker 1: don't want to give you that much credit because my
Speaker 1: life already sucks with or without you. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: not gonna get much better with you. I'll always be sad,
Speaker 1: but be happy. Be happy though, yeah, be happy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is there any more questions? Is there like one that
Speaker 2: has a bunch of likes on Patreons?
Speaker 1: No, because they're all fun to the death for attention
Speaker 1: and they don't want to like each other's comments.
Speaker 2: And give us one more, just one more.
Speaker 3: Let's see, Vanessa, what supplements does screw ta?
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking guy, doing that one sucks? No, it
Speaker 2: doesn't suck. But I could literally just man explain them
Speaker 2: for an hour. No one wants to hear that. Literally,
Speaker 2: no one wants.
Speaker 6: To hear that.
Speaker 1: What time are we up?
Speaker 3: An?
Speaker 2: So we should just keep going see how far we
Speaker 2: can take it.
Speaker 7: The problem is that the Patreon app is like really
Speaker 7: fucking like starts glitching when I scroll down too far.
Speaker 7: So I wrote down some and I only have a
Speaker 7: couple of les. Uh, jazz Wise says, favorite moment you've
Speaker 7: had in New York?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Uh. Favorite moment in New York was riding the bikes.
Speaker 2: That was really cut you. I loved riding bikes on
Speaker 2: the streets. I haven't ever done that. And then also
Speaker 2: running into someone in the subway listening to emergency intercom
Speaker 2: that was so sick. Damn you are hogging that.
Speaker 1: You just yelled at me over a cheese dat.
Speaker 2: It's by by passed. What do you know about me?
Speaker 1: I did that the other day with one of those
Speaker 1: like sandwich with a sandwich, and it was like it
Speaker 1: was like clockwork. It was like two little robots going
Speaker 1: in it. My favorite movie from that trip probably Us
Speaker 1: at the Bar with Mat and Dom.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, also the fucking club with Kai was so fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was literally the most fun I've had in
Speaker 1: like a while. Anytime we got to have alcohol, Like,
Speaker 1: can I think of something?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start taking a teaspoon of vodka before every podcast.
Speaker 1: No, he said that's something, And they literally were.
Speaker 2: Like don't I said that to you? And Ki and
Speaker 2: y'all were like no. Ki was like, yeah, I support
Speaker 2: that fully. Yeah, And then you were like, don't fucking
Speaker 2: do that. Absolutely, I would never do that.
Speaker 1: Like, I just liked the whole thing was fun. I
Speaker 1: just liked running around with you because I felt like
Speaker 1: I felt like home. It felt like you coming into
Speaker 1: like a world that I had been living in, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Like Drew's here and
Speaker 1: like I'm watching him like interact with like all these
Speaker 1: people I know, and it was like fun.
Speaker 2: I did conquer my social anxiety. Oh my god. I
Speaker 2: did not realize how bad my social anxiety was until
Speaker 2: that trip to New York. I cannot talk to people.
Speaker 2: I can't even like think about like before New York.
Speaker 2: I was my biggest concern with the trip was like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna meet so many fucking new people and I'm
Speaker 2: so scared of me. I know.
Speaker 1: When you said that, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: your ship is bad, because why are you thinking about
Speaker 1: that like ahead of time?
Speaker 2: I don't know it and that is.
Speaker 1: So weird, Like people with anxiety. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what shout out to people with anxiety? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah them shout out to people with social anxiety. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel bad for them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I can't think of like a specific moment.
Speaker 1: I loved when we were like eating at Kanka.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was our spot. We ate there a bunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally, I like probably the night yeah at
Speaker 1: the club with Kai was like the best night. It
Speaker 1: was like so fucking fun.
Speaker 2: Is there one more Kai?
Speaker 3: Let's see?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Okay, now yes, let me man, explain Blade real quick
Speaker 2: for you guys.
Speaker 6: I love Sad Boys SB, I love Blade, I love
Speaker 6: Echo to K, I love Young Lean. I actually was
Speaker 6: just listening to Lean Do Jonathan Lean.
Speaker 1: And that can take us into the Media of the.
Speaker 2: Week Mediade his side project, Jonathan Lean Do Or. It's
Speaker 2: like more of a rock type deal he's got going on.
Speaker 2: It's really really interesting actually, and his album Stranger with
Speaker 2: the song Agony is really good and yellow Man is
Speaker 2: an amazing song. Then Blade has the new album The
Speaker 2: Full is really good. I think that's a really strong project.
Speaker 2: But I will always always have a spot in my
Speaker 2: heart for Peroxide by Echo two K. That's just like
Speaker 2: probably top tier song. Don't even give me storry about
Speaker 2: Tieboy Digital, Like who else? Who else is there? Come on?
Speaker 2: Okay Media Media of the Week Halcion, and on and
Speaker 2: on by Orbital beautiful beautiful song Belfast by Orbital Come on,
Speaker 2: come on, Orbital Stands. Let me hey, they're a new
Speaker 2: Orbital Stands out there. Let me hear you make some noise.
Speaker 2: I felt like I've talked like maybe a total of
Speaker 2: like seven seconds this entire podcast. Unless I'm just like
Speaker 2: completely non.
Speaker 1: Existent, no you're doing exactly what we did the Patreon
Speaker 1: episode where for some reason at the end you start ramping.
Speaker 2: Up and I got give Me a Head by DJ Clint.
Speaker 2: That's a great song. And then Deep Forest by Deep
Speaker 2: Forest yep yep, And that song was recommended to me
Speaker 2: by a buddy on Instagram. I wish, but yeah. And
Speaker 2: my book I've been reading is do Android Dream of
Speaker 2: Electronic Sheep to sci Fi? That in it, uh, what's
Speaker 2: it called? It? It's like the predecessor to Blade Runner.
Speaker 2: What's that? What's that called? What's that called? It's like
Speaker 2: the it inspired Blade Runner the movies, and it's really
Speaker 2: fucking good. I've never been much of a sci fi reader,
Speaker 2: and after I read like the first thirty five pages
Speaker 2: of that, I went and bought a bunch of sci
Speaker 2: fi books because I was like, I'm missing out on
Speaker 2: quintessential sci fi. I was like, I need to hear
Speaker 2: some I just yeah, I need to read some sci fi.
Speaker 1: Man. You know, it's funny. I'm always like I don't
Speaker 1: fuck with sci fi. But as a kid, I was
Speaker 1: such a like nerd as motherfucker, But like as an adult,
Speaker 1: I can't really get but.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about like dystopian utopian future scisfy I don't
Speaker 2: want to read The Lord of the Rings or like, no, I.
Speaker 1: Don't could that is like freak ship. I did watch
Speaker 1: All the Lord I was forced to watch All the
Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings. I'm kind of serving that one elf,
Speaker 1: like you know exactly what I'm talking about the guy
Speaker 1: who like Orlando Bloom, Like you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Girl, what are you saying? I have no idea.
Speaker 1: You want to come over here and set on my lap?
Speaker 1: So bad? Okay, my media of the week is you cowards.
Speaker 1: Don't even smoke crack by Viper. That song is so good.
Speaker 1: You came around. What do you mean I came around?
Speaker 1: I know about Viper and fucking high school girl because
Speaker 1: of Cyrus. Shout out Cyrus. Okay, no, literally Cyrus. Actually
Speaker 1: Cyrus is one of the first people who like was
Speaker 1: showing me like what was considered really cutting back then.
Speaker 1: But I feel like everyone kind of knows about Viper.
Speaker 1: But Dante brought that song up again because it literally
Speaker 1: reminds me of hanging out with Dante and Cyrus and
Speaker 1: being like the losers who thought we were like too
Speaker 1: cool for anything in high school. Out of Space by
Speaker 1: the Prodigy, The Dress by Dijon, Top Down by Dijon.
Speaker 1: That is, I've listened to that song God so many
Speaker 1: times today, like maybe like seven times. And then Bizarre Love, Triangle, Triangle,
Speaker 1: Buy New Order so fucking good, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: start The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath. If you were
Speaker 1: wondering where my head's at.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about trying to read Infinite Jest again. Me
Speaker 2: and Josh are gonna try to book club it, and
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think I'll ever be able to
Speaker 2: enjoy that book. I don't think i'll ever get through it.
Speaker 2: And I want to so bad, but I think it
Speaker 2: is just too over my head. I can't, I can't,
Speaker 2: I can't. Josh is a fucking bookworm. He reads the
Speaker 2: ship out of books like. He finishes a book like
Speaker 2: in three days. It's like insane, like I mean, like
Speaker 2: big books, like I'm sure he's gonna finish Infinite just
Speaker 2: in like a week and a half.
Speaker 1: Finishing books like I start them and then I start
Speaker 1: a new one, and I start a new one and
Speaker 1: then I have like fucking five unfinished ones. Oh fuck,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something. I literally forgot, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot. It doesn't matter them Yeah, literally doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It's like nothing matters. You know what I watched again
Speaker 1: the other day, The Matrix, and that shit is so
Speaker 1: fucking good. That ship is insane. Yeah, if you've never
Speaker 1: watched The Matrix, me, if you've never watched the Matrix,
Speaker 1: one of the most Like whatever, I'm out of here,
Speaker 1: Fuck you guys. Hope you have a nice night, and
Speaker 1: I hope you don't let the bed books.
Speaker 2: Bye bye guys.
Speaker 1: Bye sh