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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. On

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Speaker 1: This is Important tech stuff. Really, HIV is my biscuits,

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Speaker 1: you know? Can you three D print me some new testicles?

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Speaker 1: He has a fucking g shock on. You're probably able

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Speaker 1: to go a little second butt hole put in wherever

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Speaker 1: you want it. Buckle up. Yeah, right now we're cooking

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Speaker 1: with gas. Here we go. We're bad. I think we're back.

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Speaker 1: We're pretty sure we're bad. Legitimately happy to see you guys. Listeners.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to believe this, but we try to

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Speaker 1: get on. Didn't work, and here we are, and it

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Speaker 1: seems like it's going okay, not for me, You guys

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Speaker 1: sound like months And I can hear myself repeated back

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Speaker 1: to me as if I'm in an echo chamber. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: and you don't like that. I'm in an Airbnb in Houston,

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Speaker 1: and I bet they have the do Do WiFi, you know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they're not springing for that good WiFi at the Airbnb,

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Speaker 1: no way. And you don't think you were slipped some

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Speaker 1: kind of acid this time. You're not tripping right now.

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Speaker 1: That Texas acid. Uh, that would be so tight. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would be cool if you had an acid. Just

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Speaker 1: do some acid with my boys on the podcast. I've

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Speaker 1: actually never done ascid, but if I were to do it,

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Speaker 1: I would want to do it on the podcast with

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Speaker 1: you guys with bad internet. We've got to have add

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Speaker 1: bad internet into that equation. I thought you said you

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Speaker 1: did like a couple of episodes ago. Yeah, I did ascid.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember doing it, but you've done that. It

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Speaker 1: was a full blackout. Well, just because you don't remember

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean you didn't do it. This feels like you're

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Speaker 1: pleading a case. Okay, yeah, I've done acid. I want

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Speaker 1: to do ascid and remember doing acid with you guys,

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Speaker 1: with my friends and guys at home. This is what

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Speaker 1: we do with We got a guy, we have a

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Speaker 1: good friend who says I want to do this thing

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Speaker 1: I've never done. We're like, you've always you always do this,

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Speaker 1: You've done this before. Yeah, man, you told us it's awkward. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I did. It was an accidental acid dose, So

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Speaker 1: I want to do it on purpose with you guys.

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Speaker 1: If we were on acid, I would be very freaking

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Speaker 1: out about the Internet and if it's not working or

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Speaker 1: like so self conscious about everything right right? Right? Why

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Speaker 1: was that what it does to you? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I wonder or do you just let it fly? You think? So?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I could open up enough to

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Speaker 1: be like, yes, I'm I'm free on acid and nothing's

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Speaker 1: going to happen to me, you know. And I think

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Speaker 1: that's what happens, dude, is you blossom, You open up

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Speaker 1: and you become uh, you know, just a flower with

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Speaker 1: your my fucking mind. Ye. Deeve Jobs, you come up

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Speaker 1: with like iPhones and ship like that. No, yeah, that

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Speaker 1: was how it was done, right, didn't Wasn't the iPhone

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Speaker 1: invented on a some kind of a drug trip. Probably

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Speaker 1: the iPod Mini. He's like, yo, make it smaller, Yeah, probably,

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Speaker 1: And this week we plan on getting everything correct and Kyle,

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Speaker 1: that's right, that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, but it's many. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Steve Jobs came up with the iPod Mini and those

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Speaker 1: like colorful apples back in the day that we had

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Speaker 1: in like school. Yeah, he's like the like teal the

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Speaker 1: clamshell joints. Yeah, and you were like, oh these are

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Speaker 1: way cool, mom, Can I get one. No, you're getting

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Speaker 1: a dell. He's like, now, hear me out. What if

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Speaker 1: you could see into the computer and like see all

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Speaker 1: the wires inside, like through an orange lens or teal?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wasn't that fucking Johnny Ives the like

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Speaker 1: British dude who would get on and be like the

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Speaker 1: iPhone two is better because it's rounded, mate, And you'd go, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I will say, there's that you are very very invested in.

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Speaker 1: Like Apple talks. You are my one friend who will

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Speaker 1: log in and watch them. What would they do like

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Speaker 1: Ted talks log in, they do the keynote and Ted

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Speaker 1: talk it was the original Ted Talk. It's when they

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Speaker 1: roll out their products and I usually I will fast

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Speaker 1: forward through like the this year are sales rocketed? I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Do they do it at the end? Are they like yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I know you've tuned in for four hours? iPhone

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Speaker 1: thirty six the famous like saying from the from the

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Speaker 1: keynotes was and just one more thing, like they do

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Speaker 1: and then like the nerves like there's just one more thing,

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Speaker 1: internet for six months. He's say it. One more thing

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Speaker 1: at the iPhone twelve. Fuck, if we ever do the

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Speaker 1: podcast live, we have to do one more thing and

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Speaker 1: then debut just some more bad merch, right, Yes, totally

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Speaker 1: into that would be cool. One more thing. Here's a

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Speaker 1: pretty shitty hat, a hat with the name of the podcast. Yes,

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Speaker 1: absolutely was it this year that they had skipped the number?

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Speaker 1: They went from like ten to twelve and they skipped eleven.

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Speaker 1: That was like the big thing that happened at the

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Speaker 1: keynote this year. I think that was the previous phone

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Speaker 1: They skipped eleven. Yeah, they skipped when I was doing

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Speaker 1: an Apple commercial and I think they were eight and

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Speaker 1: then they went to X, which is tenn They just

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Speaker 1: did it this year, so they skipped nine, they skipped tens.

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Speaker 1: Oh ship, they skipped nine and eleven. I think they

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Speaker 1: skipped eleven. I know that this year Smart Blaze in

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Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory. I see him. They skipped nine and eleven.

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Speaker 1: They definitely came out with iPhone x at, which means ten.

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Speaker 1: That's a Roman numeral. But I don't know if there

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Speaker 1: was a nine, and I don't know if there was eleven.

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Speaker 1: Is there a twelve? Now? This year they skipped a

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Speaker 1: number because I was recording and making Apple commercials and

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Speaker 1: they wouldn't give me the product name until I already

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Speaker 1: shot part of the commercial and they had to wait

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Speaker 1: till the product to give it because that was the

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Speaker 1: And one more thing, we're skipping a number. So you

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Speaker 1: are the person who shot the commercial and you're asking

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Speaker 1: me if they skipped a number. Yeah, I was checking

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Speaker 1: your knowledge of the of the key but you don't

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Speaker 1: know you have inside information, you had the inside info. No,

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Speaker 1: I was just testing your knowledge of the keynotes. Oh

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Speaker 1: my my knowledge. I don't know what is it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they dropped the number. I can't remember. You don't know, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I do like watching a good keynote. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: dropped the number this year, and this is why people

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Speaker 1: tune in. Yeah, that's it's important. Very nice, guys, Way

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Speaker 1: to way to detective that we went straight to the source,

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Speaker 1: and then the source pointed to one of our friends

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Speaker 1: who doesn't really know, and then came back and said,

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Speaker 1: I was testing you. Yeah, I just watched them while

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Speaker 1: I drank. Well, what's the one that I got? Everyone

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Speaker 1: went about your iPhones. Let's take a silent moment to

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Speaker 1: just kind of go into about. I'm doing it right now.

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Speaker 1: Let's see settings general about Um, I should be right

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Speaker 1: at the top hair right above serial number. What was

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Speaker 1: your favorite version of the iPhone? Did you have one?

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Speaker 1: First one? I kind of to be honest, I kind

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Speaker 1: of liked my my Nokia back in the day. I

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Speaker 1: had a really sick clear case and that should have

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Speaker 1: the best ringtime. Wait wait did you just say, does

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Speaker 1: anyone have a favorite version of the iPhone? Mine was

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Speaker 1: the Nokia back in the day. Well, I kind of

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Speaker 1: went from A to Z. My favorite cell phone of

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Speaker 1: all time was the Nokia. That was my ship cell phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to say is I went into

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Speaker 1: Apple products, but I wish Nokia kind of took over

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Speaker 1: the world. That was my ship, right? Uh? I I was?

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Speaker 1: Is Adam super quiet? To everybody else? This freaking podcast rocks,

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Speaker 1: bro I'm having so much fun off the rails. There

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Speaker 1: he is, Can you guys hear me? Now? Yes, there

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Speaker 1: you are. There's my guys. Why I turned it down

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Speaker 1: because it echoes and then it drives me fucking nuts,

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Speaker 1: So I turned it down. Can you turn down your headphones? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Which nob is that? Man? Is that one? Or two

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Speaker 1: camera camera Twonday one. I'm turning down. But then you, guys,

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Speaker 1: there you go. You're going that turns down your mic,

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Speaker 1: that turns down your mind, down my mike, and I'm back.

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Speaker 1: Now this is forty to whatever too, and we're getting worse.

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Speaker 1: So you gotta you gotta step back to jump forward.

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Speaker 1: It's it's cool. It's one step forward, three steps back whatever. Alright, stually,

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Speaker 1: Uh and guys, this was an episode. Uh well, super

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Speaker 1: shitty us import us Blake, you wanted Nokia to take

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Speaker 1: Let me just circle back because this is important. You

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Speaker 1: wanted no Kia. Go ahead, Look, I'm gonna I could

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Speaker 1: go through a little rollo dex of my favorite phones.

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Speaker 1: I loved my Nokia. The fucking ring tones on that

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Speaker 1: ship We're Sick. There was one that went bip in

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Speaker 1: it and I thought, oh, it would be so sick

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Speaker 1: of a rapper sample that ship. I thought it was

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Speaker 1: so cool. But then the Razor came out with that

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Speaker 1: I was that Razor was serious. You just reminded me

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Speaker 1: of the Razor. I had a pink one and I

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Speaker 1: had the uh the ring tone was Paris Hilton her

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Speaker 1: And then I would trade you could trade the razors backs,

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Speaker 1: Rose Goald, Yeah, rose gold. And you could flip the

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Speaker 1: shade of future. There's no problem. And then what was

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Speaker 1: with your thumbs and motherfucker's who were nice with that

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Speaker 1: one would just be oh that's right. Soldier Boy has

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Speaker 1: a great song about that. The sidekick, My side sidekick

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Speaker 1: was what was up where you just kept it on

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Speaker 1: your hip? Yes, the sidekick changed the game because that

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Speaker 1: had the full keyboard and you could basically do we

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Speaker 1: think that look? I mean, I guess I was gonna

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Speaker 1: say to the age, well of having just that biggest

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Speaker 1: thing on your hip. But if somebody was rocking that

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Speaker 1: today points yes, But honestly, I was just thinking of

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Speaker 1: that look where you walk around with it and you're

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Speaker 1: just all business, dude, that's what's up? Like I'm not

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Speaker 1: hiding anything I'm ready to. But you look like a

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Speaker 1: geek squad member. But that's cool, that's true. Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, because you know, it all kind of started

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Speaker 1: with rocking the page or on the hip, and that

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Speaker 1: was like slightly bulky. But when it started with the

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Speaker 1: backpack cell phone right like that was used to have

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Speaker 1: to carry around like a car phone. Well, no, it

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Speaker 1: actually started with a megaphone from the well, actually it

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Speaker 1: started with Alexander Graham Bell. It started with the echo chamber,

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Speaker 1: with those Ricola horns, the Swiss horne. Could you imagine

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Speaker 1: calling the homies to your house party just by going,

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Speaker 1: I think Blake's having a party at his house. Wait,

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Speaker 1: hold up, and then if you go, that means there's

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Speaker 1: actually more girls than guys at the party. I might

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Speaker 1: still do that. Yeah, you could do that on Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Bro Adam, you have a house in the hills, you

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Speaker 1: should do that. Ship. If that's the way you announce

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Speaker 1: your birthday, I'm coming to that birthday party. Well, let's

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Speaker 1: be honest, no one else is going to announce it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sure. You know what I dug was the first iPhone? Really, like,

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Speaker 1: can we think about that? Dirt's I think that we

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Speaker 1: went to go get that together, like on the day.

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Speaker 1: I think we can think that thing changed the fucking game.

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Speaker 1: I want nudes from my fellas at all times. They

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00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: make me laugh, They make me. Hey, you guys, auf there,

421
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 1: you heard it. If you want to send nude Senator

422
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: Blake's DM No, I'm not asking. I'm not asking the

423
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 1: general public. I want him only from my very close

424
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: dude friends. Subliminally, he meant everyone out there, Blake, I

425
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,719
Speaker 1: have hold on one second, Blake. I have wanted to

426
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: send you, uh some some nudes in the past, but

427
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: I've been afraid that after it goes to your inbox

428
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 1: and might skip and step somewhere else. Can we make

429
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 1: a pact that if any of us send each other

430
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: nudes for a laugh, that would just stops in the

431
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: inbox and it doesn't go anywhere. When have I ever

432
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 1: been Is it gonna go? No fappening. I don't want

433
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna fappening in my homies. When have I

434
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: ever leaked nudes? Dude, you're they're safe with me. I'm

435
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 1: just establishing a pact. That's it, Okay, Well, she with Blake.

436
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: Blake's a collector, like if you send him, if you

437
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: send me a nude, it's already gone. Right. It's not

438
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: for me, it's for everyone. I look at it, and

439
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 1: I'm a human snapchat When it comes to saving things

440
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: and digital things, your mind is a snapchat. Yeah, it's

441
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: just I see it and then it's gone. Then it's

442
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: just in the deep recesses of my computer that I'll

443
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: never be able to find. With Blake, he's going to

444
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: categorize it. He'll have all the you know, it'll be

445
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 1: there forever. He'll tag it frump City Kyle. But Fisher's him.

446
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: That's why I have to make sure to establish this

447
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,439
Speaker 1: pact because I do want to send him, Yeah, I

448
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 1: do want to send him funny picks. But I'm I'm

449
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous about where they're gonna end up.

450
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: Don't be nervous now. Hear me out, guys, hear me out,

451
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 1: because I think this is a really really good idea.

452
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 1: Uh do we uh since we're talking sending nudes to

453
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 1: each other, which I'm like, I mean, maybe sure, but

454
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: don't we want to take really artful, artistic hardcore porno

455
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: shoot uh uh and like have an only fans or something? Yeah, yeah,

456
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: we do, don't don't we don't we don't we interesting

457
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: phrase of a question. Maybe only fans. Maybe we have

458
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 1: like a calendar? Maybe did I chunk? Did you guys

459
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 1: hear that? I'm saying you froze? But maybe maybe we

460
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: do adam? Maybe yeah, maybe I'm saying we do a

461
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,120
Speaker 1: Maybe we started only fans where it's just a real

462
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: hot content from us. But and then I kind of

463
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: walked that back. I think what we should do is

464
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 1: we just we have like really very sexual encounters, maybe

465
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: not say second with each other. Sensual. I was gonna say,

466
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 1: I said sexual. What I mean is sensual. Photo different things,

467
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: very different that we sell when we go on tour,

468
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: and they're like calendars we do like sexy calendars, you know, calendars. Okay,

469
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: I love your merch booth ideas. This is I gotta

470
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: my merch brain is just firing today. I don't know

471
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 1: what it is. Is your merch brain firing? What other

472
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: thing have we talked about? Who promo? He's boosting, He's

473
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 1: just like he's boosting. Everything is the freaking opportunity with like,

474
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: yeah firing start just a calendar, like so just twelve

475
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: photos or like, are we talking about one of those

476
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: three sixty five where you pull one off every day?

477
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 1: I think I think that's that might be too much

478
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: work and a lot of nudity. Let's think about this.

479
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: Think about this. If if on the first day it's

480
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: just a shot at your flaccid penis, and then every

481
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: day you peel back, it's like it gradually getting harder.

482
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: That's gonna have to be a big calendar for me.

483
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 1: Oh it gets harder. And then and then on New

484
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: Year's Eve you bust. Yes, yeah, New Year's Eve if

485
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: you bust, all right, right, wow, so there's like actual

486
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: yeah that's kind of interesting. Way, so this just isn't

487
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: the eretch and growing you're actually stimulating yourself. No, well

488
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: you don't see this is a flip book with three

489
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: D and sixty five frames and the first frame is

490
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: a flaccid wang and then the last frame is uh

491
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: a cs A come shot. Well, we could release that

492
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: and then never say, just say it's our collective dick.

493
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: And what we could do is take this much photo

494
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 1: of just a little one in photo of each of

495
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: our dicks. I actually like this idea. It's a Frankenstein

496
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: version of a dick, and it's just our collective dick.

497
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: So we're never you're only showing this much of your dick.

498
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: I would be down to put all of our dicks

499
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: together in the photo shop and make a bigger dick. Wait,

500
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: who's the vulturo on the crew? Who's the head? Bro?

501
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: Hang on? But hold up, I said, I said Frank

502
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: and Weeny, and I didn't get a yes point? Oh, yes,

503
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: points points. I'm gonna go play in traffic. Yes there,

504
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: you got your points. Bro, I'm giving you flowers. What

505
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: do you think I'm here for? Here for the points.

506
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: We're here for the damn points. It's so crazy that

507
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 1: Adam you took that there, because that's exactly what I

508
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 1: was thinking with the jizzing on the New Year's I

509
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: was gonna say that that's crazy. Great minds and that's

510
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: why we worked so well together, Jersey. Yeah, let's put

511
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: our heads together, mean literally, mate, head on collisions baby,

512
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,959
Speaker 1: And I'm not sucking crash test dummy. Yeah. And so

513
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: I think that's like some really cool uh merch or

514
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: n f T. Yeah, yeah, that's what actually I was

515
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: thinking that, like all this n f T ship I

516
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: could give a funk about. But doesn't it seem like

517
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: the best place to drop like your nudes or sex

518
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: tape if you are going to do that right, like

519
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: make it hell of exclusive? Yeah yeah, but what do

520
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: you what do you want from your dropping your sex tape?

521
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: But you could still see it. It could still be

522
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: passed around the internet to everyone, but only one person

523
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: actually owns it. You can still like post it wherever,

524
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,239
Speaker 1: but not if that person has it, yeah, right, like

525
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: only one person owns it if you make it super exclusive, Yeah,

526
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: but you could still it could still be everywhere on

527
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: the internet if that person puts it out there, right,

528
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: But then that devalues it, right, So you're just buying

529
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: it to put it out there, because the whole thing

530
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: of value is there's only one. We're so dumb, we

531
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: don't you stay come over to my house. I have

532
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: the nude. I will show it to you, but you

533
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: have to pay at the door to see it. To

534
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: see Blake's Blake's cooch. I think I bet Blake would

535
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: get the most money for for his nude, right, That's

536
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: what I think. I think you would. You would collect

537
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: the most coin. Yeah, I could get behind that. If

538
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: you watch Kyle's n f T. It's like that movie

539
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: The Ring, We're like, you see his buttole with like

540
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: the hair, and all of a sudden, this fucking girl

541
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: with long hair curls and so that would be a

542
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: sick n f T. Well, how did they not make

543
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: a ring porno parity? This ain't the Ring, oh bro,

544
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that ship exists, the cock Ring, it exists.

545
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: It's just the oh Ring, dude, it's somebody but Kyle.

546
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: Were we together when we tried to? I think it

547
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: was no. It was me and Austin And it was

548
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: when I first moved to California and me and Austin

549
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: drove up to Hollywood to like drive around Hollywood and

550
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: see see the sites. And we were driving down Santa

551
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: Monica Boulevard, were like what should we do all day?

552
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: And we're like, maybe we should just go to a movie.

553
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: And then we see that little theater we stopped something

554
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: you can do anywhere. Well, we here we are in Hollywood,

555
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: let's go to a movie theater. Well we drove around

556
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: for like two hours and just for like we have

557
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: we don't know what to do. Let's just go to

558
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: a movie. And then uh, we drive past him. We

559
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: see it's Lord of the Rings and we're like, oh,

560
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: that's weird. That movie is already out, but we love

561
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: that movie. Let's just get stone and watch the Lord

562
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: of the Rings. And we go and it was a

563
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: Lord of the cock Rings. Oh not what you were

564
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: expected was that gay theater on Santa Monica Boulevard, the

565
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: cat Theater, which I don't know, it's called like studs

566
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: or whatever. Studs. Yeah, what if I named like twelve

567
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: of those theaters? Are you talk about thet theater? No

568
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: fancy pants theater, but cats, gripping, ripping theater, gripping and

569
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: ripping theater? That what else? Those? Uh, those movie theaters

570
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: are like basically gone though, right, Well, I think if

571
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: arc Light closed, those probably closed as well. Right. If

572
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: AMC Theaters is struggling, I don't know if Studs made

573
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: it through the rena or maybe it did. Maybe it did. Yeah, Adam,

574
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: you're saying because the porter on the internet and stuff. Yeah,

575
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: I was saying porn on the internet. But yeah, yeah,

576
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: but like those are places where people go to meet people. Yeah,

577
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: e is that what happens? Yeah? Meet people? Right? Right? Yeah?

578
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: You meet each other? Yeah, I want to meet you?

579
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: Can I meet you? It only works for like gay

580
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: porn on right, because chicks aren't really going to I

581
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: don't know. Yes, yes, yes, generally, I mean they grip

582
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: it and rip the theater. Wait, there's straight porno theaters, right,

583
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: those exists some there's some wild chicks straight porn theaters,

584
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: right or is that just a thing of the past.

585
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: I think that's what I'm saying. I think it's a

586
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: thing in the past. I think for the most part

587
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: it's just a gay porn on. Am I not curtly

588
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: enough for the Turtle Club? Yeah, well, let's give him

589
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: hats off to him. By the way, I'm trying to

590
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: get us into that she's been in alive. Should we

591
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: do Should we do our our tour only at adult theaters? Sure?

592
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: Here we go. Yeah, let's support the arts genius. That's

593
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,959
Speaker 1: a really really good idea to spot arts is what

594
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: I call guys like they're just named art art threat

595
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: support the Arthur's. I feel like all those guys and

596
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: those theaters are named art. You don't hear that name

597
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: often do Yeah, Arthur is a hard name. I'm a

598
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: fan Arthur's. Hey, my name's art. Wow do do you paint? Well?

599
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: Speaking of public places with nudity, I made my way

600
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: to it. Atlanta Strip Club, Yeah, baby, Magic City, Oh yeah,

601
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: the number one, the most amazing strip club I've been

602
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: to in my life. Very different vibe strip clubs out here,

603
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: very different. Can you go into detail, Well, you don't

604
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: just say yeah, don't just say the same word multiple times.

605
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: Explain very very very I was beat up. I was

606
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: beat up. No, very different. I was dancing very different.

607
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say I went there. I don't

608
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: want to say what happened, Okay, but I was jumped. No,

609
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: it's just like actually like a true club. Like it

610
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: was such a trip because you know, we did all

611
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: this COVID ship where we just sat in the house

612
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: alone for a year, and this was kind of my

613
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: first time back into like, you know, a real public

614
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: place indoors and it was fucking packed. Dude, Like, I

615
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: don't know, all the strip clubs I've ever been to

616
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 1: are kind of they're just like California strip clubs or whatever,

617
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: where you got that creepy dude at the at the

618
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: end of the or front center stage who's just like

619
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: drooling on the strippers and strippers coming up to you

620
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: asking you for dances. But this was like a club.

621
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: It's like music, like everybody's just there vibing. And the

622
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: coolest thing about it is you can smoke weed in

623
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: the club. One of you can. Were you can or

624
00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: you just did? Oh no, you for sure can us.

625
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 1: I'm like tattle tailing on some underground ship. But it's

626
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: probably legal. I think you just tattle you not. No, no,

627
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: that's legal. No motherfucker's are rolling, well they are, doesn't

628
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: mean that you are allowed to. I'm pretty sure it's legal.

629
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: In that no one, no one is saying anything. It's

630
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: like everybody is just not everybody, but there's just tables

631
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: of people rolling blunts smoking them, strippers coming up smoking

632
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: with you. It's a game changer, a total game changer.

633
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I still don't see how it's different. You're

634
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: like it's like a real club. And I'm like, okay,

635
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: what is so what what does the different wall to

636
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: wall people shoulder to shoulder. It's like a packed as

637
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: club like champ like. But those crazy strip clubs in

638
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: Vegas are that way. They're like big clubs. I feel like,

639
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: on like a weekend when we used to go to

640
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: San Francisco, they were kind of packed. I mean, you're

641
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 1: thinking of when we used to go during the day.

642
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the moonshift when we would go at the

643
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: at night on the weekends. Clubs are a draw, right now.

644
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. I understand. I've been told

645
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: specifically Magic City. I've never been, but I've been told

646
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: that it's off the chain and it it is like

647
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 1: a full blown nightclub with naked women. It's just not

648
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: there's no there's nothing grimey about it. It's not that

649
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 1: the ladies aren't incredibly beautiful and super stacked, like everybody

650
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: has an excellent dry air, but like you, I would

651
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: take a bite of that okay cooked. Yeah, it was

652
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: just like yeah, like the music is loud, everybody's it's

653
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: just there's nothing like grimey about it. I don't know.

654
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: I guess I'm used to like clubs being grimy. I

655
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: feel like even in Vegas. Yeah, I feel like in

656
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: Vegas girls are always like pressuring you to go in

657
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: the back to get a dance. There was none of

658
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: that here, unless maybe just the girls didn't like me. Yeah,

659
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: check yourself. It might not be talking to you. Yeah,

660
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: were you spending any money? Or were you just one

661
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: of the people not spending He has a sucking g

662
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,919
Speaker 1: shock on. Well, that's for sure, Blake smooth. He goes

663
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: into the he doesn't spend a single dollar. Yeah, they

664
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: probably just sensed that from you. Nobody was asking me

665
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: for anything. It's like, dude, you didn't spend nothing. Yeah,

666
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: it was weird. Maybe you had your scary ass white

667
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: face on. They were like, good, I did, but I

668
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: definitely asked my home. He's like, yo, am I glowing

669
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: because I will go home. You look crazy in that picture.

670
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: I could not stop laughing. Uh yeah, that photo is

671
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: absolutely nuts. The video you posted that, right, I thought

672
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: I just saw that. I think they posted that on

673
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: on the official instagram for this is important, which We're

674
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: gonna ask some hot merch coming down the pipeline. If

675
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: I have my way, calendars, pornos of our holes, the

676
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 1: photos of our dicks photoshop together as one Dick the Frank,

677
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 1: and we need and stay tuned for when we come

678
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: to your city and perform. It's your porno theater. Now,

679
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: would you guys do this? Would you release a photo

680
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: of your butt hole? If we all took photos of

681
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: our butth hole and then they just took it was

682
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: just we've we split the butt hole into fours, and

683
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: it's just honestly, I'm into anything where we're splitting our

684
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: private parts and making one and then people have to

685
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 1: guess this is what. Yeah, Like, I think that's so cool.

686
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: That is art, Arthur. This is important. It's important. I

687
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: think I think people would dig it. Man, this is important.

688
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: Like the product will be so worth it. It'll be

689
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: proud of it for my entire life. Like you know, wait,

690
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: people are gonna lose the gonna be like, yo, this

691
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: is important. Has the best drops? They did the bus drop?

692
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: Did you get it? It's sold out? Yeah, it was weird, dude.

693
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: It's our dick. Blake said it right there. It's called dick.

694
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,720
Speaker 1: I will never ever ever show my dick to the public.

695
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: I will show our dick all the time every day

696
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 1: that we're collective. Dick are collective? But should we switch

697
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: it up though? So like somebody like it's it's my base,

698
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 1: and then like Adam Space next time Kyle's head like,

699
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: there's like, however many different versions? Oh yeah, oh yeah.

700
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: If you collect them all, If you collect them all,

701
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: you got to collect them all. I don't like that.

702
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: You can you can kind of like back page of

703
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: Mad magazine. It together like folding. If you know how

704
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: to fold right, you can figure out what all of

705
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: our dicks look like, like a garbage pail kid puzzle

706
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: where if you flip them all over, it's the butt hole.

707
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 1: That's a really if you collect all sixteen or whatever

708
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 1: of the dicks, you flip them all over and you

709
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: get the butt hole. Tops get at us. I don't

710
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: want anything coming at us. Well wait, Carl, I thought

711
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: you liked this idea. No, I don't want anything tracing

712
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: back to reality. If you're out, we're all out. I

713
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: like the idea of using one quarter. I don't like

714
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: the idea of giving them a trail to see the

715
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: real thing, Like what, No, it's not it's a trail

716
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 1: to see the quarters, butth hole which is also a

717
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: magic eye of Kyle's dick. I mean, magic guy. I

718
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 1: could never do them. Those are tight. Oh my god,

719
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: what if it's all four of our butt holes and

720
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: then the magic eye if you stare into it long enough,

721
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: right right, dick cr dick. Yeah, but then you're going

722
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: to fully see my personal dick. No, you'll just see

723
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: the magic guy, the magic guy out with. It's just

724
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: a magic outline. Get over it. Okay, that's cool as

725
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: long as you're not seeing my own personal dick. How

726
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: do you build a magic eye? Because that? Hey, also,

727
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: I feel good merch bring magic eyes back? You want

728
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: to hear something funked up? Guys, this is crazy, this

729
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: is important. Oh fuck, hit us with it. I've never

730
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: seen a magic guy coming out. When I see them,

731
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: they're going back recessed. What you got, you got like

732
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: a backwards brain bro. At least you got it. I mean,

733
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: this is probably no surprise, but I can't do them.

734
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: I've never been able to do it. That's the won

735
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: it's the it's the long I right, that's the for sure.

736
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: For sure, it's got to be something with the wonk

737
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 1: that doesn't allow me to do it. People tried to

738
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: teach me how to do it when I was a kid,

739
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: and I would stare at it and fucking stare at it. Well,

740
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: you gotta stare through it like you're looking through a window.

741
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: That's the trick that you've heard it all before. It's

742
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: just not click. And I kind of like blur my

743
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: eyes a little bit, and then I snapped right into it.

744
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm actually very good at man. Oh you're super good

745
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: at that. Yeah, I'm I'm also really really good. Oh,

746
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: you guys are skilled. I wonder if we could do

747
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: like we could do like kind of a game show

748
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: where we put up an image and whoever calls it

749
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: first wins a buttole picture, I'm gone telling you, oh,

750
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: the magic guy, it's called one Eye. It's like the

751
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: live shows are gonna be fun. Man, These live shows

752
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: are going to be out of control. And this is

753
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: in a porno theater, a rundown porno theater. Where do

754
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: they call it? Magic euys? My dick eyes, magic guy?

755
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: Hello here the magic guys. Hey, by the way, these

756
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: are just things we could do. We could do this right,

757
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: we're just killing time, you know, talking with each other.

758
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: We do have to look into magic eye cell because

759
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: that's that's a cool idea. We can do some cool magic.

760
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: That's something we could do. Yeah, I'm into it. Well,

761
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: we probably not. Magic Eys need to come back. I actually,

762
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: very very very recently bought a magic Eyebook and it's

763
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: still the same exact book from when I was in

764
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: elementary school. And they need to update that ship. You

765
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: mean it hasn't changed. Yeah, it's there's just like the

766
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: pirate ship and bugs, Bunny and ship, the dolphins, the

767
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: dolphins coming out of the water, the ripping the terrat.

768
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 1: Adult magic I might work. Yeah, if you actually do

769
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: like some fucking porno magic. I've been saying it. Man,

770
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: this is my whole thing. I know, Adam, I'm hearing it.

771
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm following your lead today, and I'm just

772
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're on merch mode, we're on innovation mode.

773
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: We're over here fucking tech mode. I love it. But

774
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: you're just seeing the outline of something. Correct. I don't know,

775
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: I've never seen one. Yeah, it's not super it's not

776
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: super detailed. Weird. Well, I mean they could get a

777
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: little intricate, Like I remember the pirate ship being like,

778
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: whoa ship that looks kind of cool. But it is

779
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: just the outline of a it's the silhouette of something.

780
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: It's just a silhouette of a pirate ship. Yeah right.

781
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 1: It's not like you can see the dimension of a body.

782
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: You can't see the boards and stuff you can you

783
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: can't see like the cannonballs or anything like that on

784
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: this side. That could still be a silhouette. And there's

785
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: a saying like, is there like a tombstone and you

786
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: can read what's written on the tombstone. I don't like

787
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: you see details. You can detail them as well. I

788
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: don't know about tombstone. Keep going, keep going down the

789
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: tombstone lane. Yeah. So if it's a too so, yeah,

790
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: perhaps the tombstone is gathering moms. It's been there a while.

791
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: There's what are you saying? I'm saying it's kind of

792
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: details already looking for well details? Is that's that's an

793
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: arbitrary term to use. It's just the silhouette of something,

794
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: of an object. While I'm saying, is there ship in

795
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: the middle? I know you're so good at magic. I

796
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: what do they look like? I never seen one? This

797
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: is out of control, Mr magic guy. Have you seen one?

798
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: Have you seen one? Yes? I have, of course I

799
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: have seen one prove it magic? Then how detailed are

800
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: they player They're not that detailed, all right, okay they were.

801
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: I thought they were a little. I mean, I haven't

802
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: looked at magic eys since I was you know, I

803
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: don't know what thirteen or something. Whenever they're in the malls.

804
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: I don't have books like Blake has a library of

805
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: magic guys at his home to prove that he can

806
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: see these things. The opposite and evidently I can't even remember.

807
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: And it's like the dolphin, of course, I'm like, you don't.

808
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: You haven't seen a dolphin. The skull, right, the tombstone

809
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: that's covered in covering in Uh, there's the dog, the dog. Yes,

810
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: there's the children walking, laughing, telling stories, jump roping of course,

811
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 1: the mouse on the paper airplane. I think hardcore Porno

812
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: Magic Eye. It's the wave of the future, and we're

813
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: selling it when we go on tour. That's uh, that's

814
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: part of the merch table for a pop. I was

815
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: gonna stick around after. I agree. I think Porno Magic

816
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: Eye is actually really genius and it might be my

817
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: new can't come and you know it's going to be

818
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 1: on SNL next week. You know, they're listening to this

819
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: and and now I can't wait, wait, what are they

820
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: still like? Is it still happening? I don't know. I

821
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: haven't watched SNL in forever, but I'm sure I'm yeah,

822
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: guarantee you they're they're they're doing bits about cancer, dads

823
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 1: and stuff. Now that the way. That's fine, right, that's

824
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: kind of fun. Yeah. Hey, no, I'm I'm not angry

825
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: at it. I love it. I'm I'm stoked to have

826
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 1: a small part on SNL. We should all put on

827
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: IMDb that we're uncredited writers for SNL. Yea, and there

828
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: we go. I like that. Cool, got it, got another

829
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: cred I'm pumped on that SG crad Kyle. What is

830
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: on your IMDb credits? Should I pull it up and

831
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: just really digging the crates is? Because that's why we

832
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: do it, right wow? Uh yeah, yeah, that's why we

833
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: do it for IMDb credits. If you want to check

834
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: it out, check it out, doggy damn. You still have

835
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: a very sick IMDb photo where you gotta a big beard,

836
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: big beard. Oh yeah, I just want to see your

837
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: first credit. Okay, what is it? Crematorium short music video?

838
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: Remember I remember that music video, Yes, hit him with

839
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: that hot shit, honestly called it a short film. It

840
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: was a music video called a short film so that

841
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: I could get an IMDb credit. And we're cutting too

842
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: that now. Yes, then we're back. How about that? Yes,

843
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: that was by the Catholic coma Conquered Native band, one

844
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: of our best friends, Big Brothers band. Yeah, give it up.

845
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: Are they still Catholic Combing? No, they broke up. That

846
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: was That was the They were the group that stayed

847
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: with us for a while and then on like it

848
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 1: was when Facebook had just come out or my I

849
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: think we're still on my Space back then, and we're

850
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: on my Space and this was like a really cool,

851
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: fucking wild dressing, all black goth band that's like crashing

852
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: in our one bedroom front. Yeah. Yeah, there's in our

853
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,479
Speaker 1: living room and there's like five guys sleep on the floor.

854
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: It smelled thick and anyways, so he puts on on

855
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: my Space. Being in a band is hard work or something?

856
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 1: What was it, Yeah, being in a band is hard,

857
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: but fucking a man being in a band is hard work.

858
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: But he misspelled butt uh, so it just read but

859
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: fucking a man is hard work. It's hard hard work. Yeah,

860
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: but fucking a man is hard work. And I read

861
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: that on my Space and like, did you mean to

862
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: write but fucking a man? Yeah? Did this happen at

863
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 1: our house while you were staying and he goes, he

864
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: goes yeah, He's like, yeah, yeah, this was while we

865
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: were all kind of kicking and watching TV at one

866
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: of our houses. And Adams just became Facebook friends with

867
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: like the drummer or something, and he's like looking on

868
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: his laptop and he's like, Hey, did you mean to

869
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: write but fucking a man or what? And the drummers

870
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: like it's totally totally mistake. I mean, but shout out

871
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: to Catholic comb in conquered. They were holding down like

872
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: the goth wave. For sure. It was definitely like comb,

873
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: like a comb your hair. Yes, yes, what is that?

874
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: That's the name? Man? Okay, you don't know Catholic HOMEB. Okay, no,

875
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, what what is a Catholic HOMEB. I

876
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: don't think it's a thing. I think it's you know, well,

877
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's nothing. I think it was a

878
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: play on catacombs. Catacombs and they took it from there.

879
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: Oh can I can I tell you guys, something that's

880
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: a reach. Okay, No, Well they had an air of

881
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: absurdity to them too, which I kind of dug hot air.

882
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: You know, there was a little bit of that perfect

883
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: but they were a conquered man holding it down. I

884
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: loved him, dude. I did a couple of videos for

885
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: him and wanted to do so. I loved you had

886
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: nothing else to do for sure? Did I ever show

887
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: you guys that I was in a kid rock music video? Wait?

888
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: I knew this is just Jersey's way to bring up

889
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: his kid rock music video. What do you mean when huh?

890
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: This whole pod has been just one big, long con

891
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: for you to talk about. You've been moving the conversation.

892
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: You've been moving the conversation. Kiddy. It's gonna next week. Yeah,

893
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: And while you tell us the story of this, I

894
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: will be seeing if it's on your IMDb, because if

895
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: it's not, it's for sure. My homie Brian got like

896
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 1: cast as like a bare knuckle boxer. I remember this.

897
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: I was so pumped on. He's like, Yo, my other

898
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: buddy dropped out and he was like, can you can

899
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: you come do this? And I'm like what is it?

900
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 1: And he's like we're just bare knuckle boxing shirts off

901
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: in front of the like drummer from kid Rock, and

902
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: I was like sure, and I think I got or something.

903
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: It was crazy. But then in the video, like you

904
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 1: can't really tell. It's like always like kind of on

905
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: your back and you're like blurry and ship uh, And

906
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: I was salty. I wanted you to be the star

907
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: of that fucking video. I was like, because it ended

908
00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: up being kid Rock. Yeah, yeah sucked. It is a

909
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: bummer when you see your homie like on the product

910
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: and you're like, what she didn't like use more like

911
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: he's the fucking best, Like what's like Blake's hands and

912
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: like like Blake's hands, Yeah, exactly? In uh in the

913
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: Starbucks commercial, fuck you what you said? It's fine, dude,

914
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, how did how did they miss the face though?

915
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: Or like the talking part like what happened? Yeah, that's

916
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: Hollywood breaks, man. I could have quit then, and I

917
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: didn't look at me now because you're a cowboy baby.

918
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what the song was, I'll find it.

919
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 1: Was it the one where he says I'm gonna fuck

920
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: you like I'll never see you again. I feel like

921
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 1: they kept saying that. Oh. By the way, dude listened

922
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: to the podcast a few weeks ago Metagil and Uh,

923
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: I listened to it while I was on a bike ride,

924
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: and your song that you made with Tommy Lee pretty bad,

925
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: so bad. It played so much of it. I thought

926
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,720
Speaker 1: they're gonna play like seconds of it them like there's

927
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: no change, there's no It was horrific. We were so drunk.

928
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: I was like, he's a professional musician. You think he

929
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 1: could put something. I like, I understand, like your musical,

930
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't say you're You're not a musician or anything.

931
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: So if you just made that, I'd be like, Okay,

932
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: good for yours. You made it. Think where is my name? Like,

933
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 1: he's a very successful musician. He should have been able

934
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: to put something together that isn't total hot trash. Look,

935
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: I'll say the coolest thing about it is that a

936
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 1: shouting out Volvos over fifteen years ago. And uh that's

937
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: the takeaway. Yeah, bro, look at those Volvos. That's a

938
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: great takeaway. Or as long as I've known you, you

939
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: have been an actual supporter of the of the Volvo

940
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: and that is the main reason that our car in

941
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,240
Speaker 1: Workaholics was the vote because my boy puts the vote

942
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: on blast big time. And remember they wanted to make

943
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: it like um, like the cool eighties boxy Volvo, and

944
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: we were like, no, that's cool. We wanted to be

945
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: like that in between, like not great, not cool at all.

946
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: No style of it was especially at the beginning of Workaholics,

947
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: it was like a kind of a wasn't an uphill battle,

948
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: but it was like hard for people to wrap their

949
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: heads around that we wanted it. We wanted to look shitty.

950
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 1: We wanted the house to actually look shitty. We wanted

951
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: our clothes to be bad, we wanted our hair to

952
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: look bad. We didn't want good haircuts the whole thing.

953
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 1: We were like, the cars should be shitty, our clothes

954
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: should be ill fitting. And they're like, yeah, but I

955
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: feel like you would tighten it up a little bit

956
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: more like you, well, you are going to be on

957
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: TV and you're like, yeah, that our characters are garbage,

958
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: are dirt, poor, the poor, Yeah, and they shouldn't have

959
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: nice haircuts and and you know close that fit them properly.

960
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: That's why I love those those later seasons in the

961
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: Office where Jim just got that fucking sick Hollywood haircut,

962
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, get the funk out of here,

963
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: because he had like that, well he did have to,

964
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: like he had like the um the British version haircut

965
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: that the same guy had with like the little tails

966
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 1: come off the side cut, and like you're like, oh, yeah,

967
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: that's a bad haircut. And then he just looked hello,

968
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: g Q, and I'm like, what's happening here? Yeah. It

969
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: is weird when you get sucked up into the Hollywood

970
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: of it all and you're like, I get my hair

971
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: done and makeup done every day, let's make it look good,

972
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: and you just completely lose track of the core of

973
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: the characters, and it's like, to be fair, I do

974
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: feel bad for Mary Beth Monroe, who played Alice, whose

975
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 1: haircut in the beginning was savagely insane and she was like,

976
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: can I please just change it? And we were like okay, fine,

977
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: but we were like, yeah, you're a loss. Yeah we

978
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: really fought them, and like any time like did like

979
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: do Jillian's hair up nice or it's something we'd be like,

980
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: I wish they wouldn't do that. Adam wouldn't come out

981
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: of his trailer even to be like on a kind

982
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: of a meaner level. Like remember like air Griffin would

983
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: shoup this set like looking good, kind of lost weight,

984
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 1: and we're like, we need you fat. But yeah, he

985
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: had like cool google right, And there's a shot in

986
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: season two where he has glasses like these really like

987
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: nice glasses. He's looking fan probably exactly what he wants

988
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 1: to be. He made it, he did it, and he's

989
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 1: on TV and he's got it. And we did one shot,

990
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 1: one scene and we said, you gotta change your glasses

991
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 1: and go to crafty man, go get something to eat,

992
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,879
Speaker 1: pile it on. There's donuts out, Yeah, come on, it's free.

993
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: I think I ate a donut every morning one season.

994
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: And it shows the titties were in full affect. Do

995
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: you have some some meaty dogs. I'm a big fan

996
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: of your tops, Come and get it. What's your go

997
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: to donut? If you got to eat one donut? What

998
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: are you? What are you smashing? I mean this is important.

999
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: Oh this is huge for me. I've got mine. I

1000
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: like the little you know, the Crawlers or whatever. I

1001
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: was just gonna say, it's a toss up between French

1002
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: Crawler and Long John. For me, it's hell a weird.

1003
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: They got like like it's almost like it's eggs in

1004
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: the middle. It's so good eggs. What's I feel like?

1005
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: I've had this crowler in my life. Kid? Is it hot?

1006
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 1: Is it a hot doughnut? Is it serves hot eggs inside?

1007
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: It's like the twisted looking one that has the g

1008
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: rid and on the inside. It's very like croissanti. Yeah,

1009
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that one's fucking bomb. Dude. I was gonna

1010
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: say old fashioned, but now I'm like or glazed old fashioned,

1011
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: but now I'm like, I'm like the crawler. Apple fritter,

1012
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: Apple fritter, up an apple fritter. I don't do the

1013
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:25,839
Speaker 1: apple fritter. Keep the apples out of my donuts. Keep

1014
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 1: the fruit out of my donut. You don't like that,

1015
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: like the strawberry filled filled one with the gooey on.

1016
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 1: Keep the fruit out of my donuts. No jelly wet fritter.

1017
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: You don't like jelly donuts. Get the fun out of here,

1018
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: like the jelly. No jelly fucks goodbye. Yeah, I'm with

1019
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,399
Speaker 1: you got a jelly on your face? No, I don't,

1020
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 1: you're jelly. I don't mess with jellies, but I do

1021
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 1: love apple fridgers. Those are so good. But that's like

1022
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: eating four doughnuts. That like, if you're taking apple friggers

1023
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: to the face, you're you're taking a lot of food

1024
00:56:56,239 --> 00:57:01,439
Speaker 1: to the face. You're eating a nut. Yeah, go for it. Yeah,

1025
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 1: you're not on any kind of diet. You're not dieting.

1026
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: That's why I go long term because a long time,

1027
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 1: like two do nuts, I'm like done, this is a

1028
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: done deal here. Yeah, that you're getting more donut No,

1029
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,240
Speaker 1: that's a that's a no. You can't go into anything

1030
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: with that state of mind. Like if you're like, I'm

1031
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: going to have a slice of pizza, so I might

1032
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: as well have to pizza. Yeah you do, Yeah you can.

1033
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 1: You're talking about my entire lifestylezz yeah and the yeah.

1034
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's there's nothing in moderation. Blake stop. Well,

1035
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: thank you, Adam. It's either turn it off or turn

1036
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: it on. Yeah, this is how it works, this self

1037
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 1: control somewhere else. Thank you. Right, we're trying to go

1038
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: hard in the lanes that we choose, and that is

1039
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: that's what we do. You gotta go big baby. I

1040
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: thought you were a go hard man. But what happened?

1041
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: Remember when we would get pizza late night if we

1042
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,959
Speaker 1: kept shooting like past X amount of hours. They would

1043
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: buy pizza for the crew and we would always be like,

1044
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna have one piece and you have

1045
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: ten pieces. Oh yeah. I'm like, if I'm gonna eat pizza,

1046
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:10,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat until I'm stuffed. I'm not just gonna

1047
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: eat one. Because if I was just eating and I

1048
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: was worried about my caloric intake, I need fucking chicken

1049
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: and broccoli. Nope, dude, for real. I ordered a pizza

1050
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 1: the other day and I got through too, and I

1051
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna stop it too. I got a

1052
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 1: salad and some broccoli too, and then I'm like and

1053
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 1: that was so good, Like give me two more. And

1054
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 1: then I reached where it was like half of the pizza,

1055
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, do I leave this for the rest

1056
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: of my family? They weren't here yet. And then I

1057
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: was like, no, I fucking eat another slice. That's what

1058
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: I do. I love it. That's what happens. And also, dude,

1059
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: your wife is mad tiny. You know she doesn't need

1060
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: the same I tell clothes all the time. She doesn't

1061
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: needs the same amount of calories that I do. I

1062
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: need more calories. I'm a giant giant Kyle, how many

1063
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: pieces did your stomach eat on his own? I hate

1064
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: the whole thing, you know, Please, don't need another piece

1065
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: of pizza. I need seven. You don't know I need

1066
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: seven pieces? Need it? Half a pizza is a good.

1067
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: That's a good place to stop though. If you eat

1068
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: half like you're good. Yeah, I think that's a good.

1069
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: I think that's a large That's where I need to

1070
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: get to large pizza. Yeah whatever. The largest sized pizza

1071
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 1: is like Big Mamas and Papa's. Yeah, the big box pizza.

1072
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: That's four pieces. That's doable. If you eat three ft

1073
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: of pizza or less, you're doing okay, conveyor belt style

1074
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: or just goes there in your mouth. Three ft squared.

1075
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: That's the limit. I think this is all appropriate amounts.

1076
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever gotten the Big Mama's Papa's pizza,

1077
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: the one that's like sixty best six inches? I never

1078
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: got it myself, but I've been at like a party

1079
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 1: or or something where they had it's like a kid's

1080
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: birthday party. The kids lose their minds. Oh yeah, that

1081
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:02,439
Speaker 1: motherfucker you. It's the size of a bunk bag. Kids

1082
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: could play football on it. You guys have some l

1083
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: a kids. Uh, do they funk with pizza in the

1084
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: same way that you guys worked with pizza as children,

1085
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: Well the way we're describing it, No, Yeah, they don't

1086
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: even have them. They're gonna get pizza when daddy's done.

1087
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: And that's not a lot. That's never no, because I

1088
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: remember I remember being in like an acting class when

1089
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 1: I was like twenty years old, and we had to

1090
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: go to like different people's houses, and we're I was

1091
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: at this woman's house and she had children's and she

1092
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 1: had children and they were home and the husband's like, oh,

1093
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: don't mind us. Uh, they're just gonna be eating sushi

1094
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: over here. And these kids were just like, yum sushi

1095
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,959
Speaker 1: and they were devouring sushi. I'm like, if you gave

1096
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: me sushi as a kid, I would have broke the

1097
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 1: fucking TV man. I would have poisoned you or was

1098
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: a car or I would have found a way to

1099
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 1: murder mom and dada. You would have been upset. Yeah,

1100
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 1: I would have been way upsets as a kid. Yeah,

1101
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah you don't want that. I mean, I

1102
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 1: guess I get it. I guess I'm a red blooded American. Yeah,

1103
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: like that's a California kid. It's not. So. I'm like thinking,

1104
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: if I have kids in California, they're going to grow

1105
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: up just naturally, being like, give me that sush. Your

1106
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: kids suck up the sush. Yeah mind. I feel like there, yeah,

1107
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: there is like this movement of like whatever, like organic

1108
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: or like you give your kids ed a mommy. I

1109
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: never saw a mommy until I was fucking dude. It's

1110
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 1: like that was not a thing for dude. I never

1111
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 1: even had hummus. But that's just where I was coming from.

1112
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: I tried nothing as a kid. I hear you. Hey, buddy,

1113
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm the same way. Yeah, me too, Me too, Man,

1114
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 1: don't feel bad, bro. I'm in Houston right now. I'm

1115
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: visiting my parents and I asked my mom to pick

1116
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: me up some hummus because I like to like dip

1117
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: you know, vegetables and your finger in it and lick

1118
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 1: it off waiting for something else. Baby, I like to

1119
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 1: dip pizza. My dad was like, what the funk is this?

1120
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: And I'm like hummas and he's like, huh, Like he

1121
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,919
Speaker 1: had never seen hummas before that it's important. Yeah, huh?

1122
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: Did he like it? Did he try it? I don't

1123
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: think he tried it. I think he was pretty grossed

1124
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: out by it. But uh, what is hummus like on

1125
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: some is it? Did hummust get a big boost in that?

1126
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: I don't remember a life before hummus? Y? Yeah, I

1127
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: don't know how did they get a boost? How did

1128
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 1: that happens? It's a healthy day. Yeah. Before hummas, we

1129
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: had ranch and that was what we were wet got ranch. Boy.

1130
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 1: My dad's the same way though, because my folks were

1131
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 1: in town and I just grabs Zenko for lunch one

1132
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 1: day and uh, I got I just got my dad

1133
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 1: some chicken with some like peter and hummus and whatever.

1134
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 1: And he was like, so suspect over it. He was like,

1135
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 1: how do you do this? So? I don't like it?

1136
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: It's just you put it in your mouth and chew.

1137
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: To you, this is unlike chicken I've seen before. How

1138
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 1: do I what do I do with this? This? This?

1139
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: What do I want? Pancake? What's the rice for? That's

1140
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: also freeing when you do that. But did you say

1141
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 1: your dad never even had a burrito or am I

1142
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: making that up? No? No, no, he won't eat fish tacos,

1143
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 1: Like what why? It just is like it's not right.

1144
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get the meat fish tacos since

1145
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 1: I moved to l A and he's just like he

1146
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: like dodges it. I'll get tacos with a bunch of

1147
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: fish ones. I'll be like, and here's one of these

1148
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: for you, and then I'll turn around and it's like

1149
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: gone on somebody else's plate. It's so weird. I'm like,

1150
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 1: just just try it. I'll get like redded, breaded and grilled.

1151
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can go either way. I wonder what

1152
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: it is. I wonder what weird ship we are gonna

1153
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 1: be like in the future, you know, because we're gonna

1154
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: be old dad someday, uh if I have children, but yeah,

1155
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna be old. I wonder if there's gonna be

1156
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: something that like the kids are eating and our kids

1157
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: are like, Dad, you how to try this, and You're like,

1158
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 1: absolutely fucking not, no way in hell. It's gonna be

1159
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 1: when bats actually take off and the world is eating

1160
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 1: bats and blake hard stances it. But like the world

1161
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: is way smaller than it was when my dad was

1162
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: coming up as a young man. Like it's like the

1163
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: global aspect, like you know what everyone's eating now right,

1164
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 1: and like things are getting shipped everywhere and things are

1165
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 1: getting grown everywhere. So my bad idea that I think

1166
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 1: could take hold. I will say that the ship that

1167
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: kind of freaks me out, but I kind of do

1168
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: want to try it. Has he Have you seen like

1169
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: the three D printer food? Whoa, whoa? Talk to me baby?

1170
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: What is this? Yeah? Like I saw some steaks where

1171
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: it's like all like three D printed from like I

1172
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 1: don't I don't know, like organic materials or something. But

1173
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 1: it looks like steak, but it's completely synthetic. It's weird

1174
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 1: wild stuff. So is it like paper? It's edible? It's edible. Yeah,

1175
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: it's edible. Did you say it's paper, No, it's it's

1176
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 1: made of organic tissue or whatever. It's paper. Wait you

1177
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: printed it? It's paper science, I mean it might be paper.

1178
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: This is like using the same technology where they This

1179
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 1: is like using the medical technology where they can rebuild

1180
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 1: organs and stuff like that, where they can like they

1181
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: grew the ear on that fucking mouse or whatever. Yeah,

1182
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: they can with skin tissue, they can actually like make

1183
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: my dick bigger. So you're telling me can be there's

1184
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: a chance, Frank, and we need huge print me some

1185
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: new testicles. Here's my question. Would would you eat adam?

1186
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: Mostly for you because you're a steak guy. You ate

1187
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 1: steak nine days a week? Science, would you eat a

1188
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: cow that was cloned? Clon? Yeah? Yes? Zero hesitation? I

1189
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: my no. My hesitation was why would I hesitate? Like

1190
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 1: why would I not? And uh none? I thought about

1191
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: it for a brief moment and nothing popped up, like

1192
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: scroll through your terminator brain, you know why why would

1193
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,640
Speaker 1: I not? Why would I not? Why not? Because it's

1194
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 1: like cloned, It's like it's not it didn't come from

1195
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 1: my my god, God. We trust science. Okay, we're gonna

1196
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 1: put whatever the scientists tell us in our body. Okay,

1197
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: there we go. When when you clone something, does that

1198
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 1: something start as a baby or does it just come

1199
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 1: out the exact opposite? Like how does that work? Yes, Kyle,

1200
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 1: it has to grow up. It does seriously. So like

1201
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 1: people who got cash are having, they'll have like a

1202
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: dog die and they'll pay like two and fifty g's

1203
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:46,280
Speaker 1: to have the same dog cloned and groan, so they

1204
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 1: just keep that is the sixth day. That's the sixth day,

1205
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 1: that's repetes. So would you eat that dog at him.

1206
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 1: Would I eat a dog? I probably would? No, No,

1207
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 1: the cloned pet. Uh, well, you have to consider that

1208
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 1: eating dogs is cool? Okay, I will say it is.

1209
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: It is in the movie Sixth Day. And for anybody

1210
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 1: who hasn't seen this Arnold movie underrated as fuck, check

1211
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 1: out the sixth Day, great film. And what is his

1212
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:22,960
Speaker 1: character's name in that movie? Uh? Ben Gleeble comedian, a

1213
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 1: very deep cut comedian. Why did that come up? Because

1214
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 1: you're obsessed with them? Yeah, you love Benjamin Gleeb. Somebody

1215
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:33,320
Speaker 1: saying it in the chat. No, they're saying. Streisand revealed

1216
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: that two of her three Cotton Deed dogs were clones.

1217
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 1: That's some barber streisand ship bro If Streisand's doing it,

1218
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,840
Speaker 1: I'm down. He's in the Illuminati for sure. We should

1219
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:49,520
Speaker 1: clone her. Oh yeah, what if her dogs cloned her?

1220
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,720
Speaker 1: How does she feel? Yeah? I'm fine with Well, isn't it? Uh?

1221
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 1: If we are able to clone these animals and then

1222
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 1: eat them, would we not be able to? Uh? Would

1223
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 1: that cut down on like they all because it's the

1224
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 1: same animals, it's the same amount of animals. But could

1225
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: you maybe clone them so they didn't fart? All the

1226
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 1: time because that's the issue, right, isn't that The whole

1227
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,280
Speaker 1: thing with global warming is all those farts are fucking

1228
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 1: the ozone, but the methane's got to go out of somewhere. Yeah,

1229
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 1: Like that's that's that's gas. Gas you don't want in

1230
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,840
Speaker 1: your body. That's why it gets expelled, like you don't.

1231
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 1: That's why you dookie because if the dukie stays in, right,

1232
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:29,759
Speaker 1: that's that's bad stuff. You become stuff. Don't think there's

1233
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 1: in in In years, we won't develop science that will

1234
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,880
Speaker 1: make it so we don't have to fart. You can

1235
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 1: like somehow expel that gas another way. You're probably able

1236
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: to get a little second button will put in wherever

1237
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 1: you want it, like an open second butt hole that

1238
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,360
Speaker 1: just can like some of those whistles from when you

1239
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:51,880
Speaker 1: were a kid that go a kazoo because no, no,

1240
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,599
Speaker 1: no no, because they had like a penwheel, a penwheel

1241
01:08:54,680 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: in them and they would go sounds pretty because ZOOI

1242
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,559
Speaker 1: it's a pin wheel whistle. It's not a zoo. Hey,

1243
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 1: guys sliding These guys d M sending pictures of the

1244
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,400
Speaker 1: whistle with the little pin wheel on the inside that

1245
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: go preferably while it's hanging out of your butt. Bury

1246
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: it in the news. Um, yeah, I don't want that

1247
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: to happen. Look, that's where the buck stops to me.

1248
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,680
Speaker 1: I fart. Okay, you're not gonna take you away from me.

1249
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 1: You're not going to change it. That's what I would

1250
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,680
Speaker 1: The only way I would change it is if I

1251
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,559
Speaker 1: could have multiple butt holes, like if I could reroute. Well,

1252
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 1: I would like to not fart. If there was a

1253
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 1: pillar something where I never farted again. I do that.

1254
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 1: What the fuck? You guys love farting and I hardly

1255
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 1: ever do. That's insane. That's one of your greatest defense mechanisms, Adam.

1256
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 1: Don't you realize if you're being attacked by an animal,

1257
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: the first line of defense is you fart on them yourself.

1258
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:51,960
Speaker 1: You know what you're supposed to do is in Blake,

1259
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:55,559
Speaker 1: I'm quoting Blake. You're supposed to You're supposed to reach

1260
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:59,439
Speaker 1: down their throat. That's a wildcat. You're supposed to put

1261
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 1: your arm down their throat and then rip their intestines

1262
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 1: out of their butt hole that's a wildcat, specifically a wildcat,

1263
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 1: and then grab their dick. But then if that doesn't work,

1264
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 1: you have to fart in their face, right across their uvula. Well,

1265
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 1: that's the opposite, because dogs wouldn't. Wouldn't dogs? When you

1266
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,880
Speaker 1: fart around a dog, he will dive snout first into

1267
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:28,960
Speaker 1: your asshole? Do they love it? Dogs? Rock? Snout first?

1268
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:35,599
Speaker 1: Dogs rock? That's a companion animal. Okay, beautiful. Now as

1269
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 1: a comedian though I don't even know the comedians perspective

1270
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 1: of ditching farts is absolutely absurd to me, Like, how

1271
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,880
Speaker 1: much have you laughed in your life over farts? And

1272
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:49,400
Speaker 1: you're just saying, without a blink of an eye, yeah,

1273
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:52,360
Speaker 1: I don't want it no more. To be honest, I've

1274
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:54,640
Speaker 1: never laughed at you if it wasn't a fart. So

1275
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,759
Speaker 1: you're willing to give that up? Yeah, it's always part related,

1276
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,599
Speaker 1: so that you could. You're trying to pull the rug

1277
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,639
Speaker 1: out of your career and your friendship. I guess I didn't.

1278
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,479
Speaker 1: I guess I thought you guys like my personality, so

1279
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,719
Speaker 1: but it is our person our relationship is fart based.

1280
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:12,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're just realizing that. Yeah, your entire

1281
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:16,760
Speaker 1: sense of humor is hinged on your farting. I guess

1282
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,720
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Uh, And that would be my

1283
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 1: first I would like to start the takebacks and apologies.

1284
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,599
Speaker 1: I'd like to take back saying that I'd give up

1285
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 1: farting because I didn't realize that I had so much

1286
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: weight on our relationship and our friendship. And if it

1287
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 1: means that much to you guys, I'm gonna stay farting. Guys.

1288
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 1: Thank you. I wish I wish I could queue up

1289
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 1: of a wet one right now. I don't have one.

1290
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 1: Kyle's the only one who's farted on the podcast, right

1291
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 1: Believe I did. I did do that. That was real nice?

1292
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,400
Speaker 1: You got one right now? You got one in the chamber. Um,

1293
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,759
Speaker 1: I'm sitting with a p pretty heavy with a piece,

1294
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,280
Speaker 1: so I don't know that I'll be able to pull

1295
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:59,679
Speaker 1: it off. You can't pinch, and I'm I'm just trying

1296
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,080
Speaker 1: right out. I'm doing a wiggle and I don't think

1297
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 1: I think the liquids coming first, So I'm not going

1298
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 1: to do that too. And I apologize for not being

1299
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:12,040
Speaker 1: on the microphone. That makes sense. Um, that's my bad, blake.

1300
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 1: There's any takebacks, apologies and giveaways. Yeah, I want to

1301
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 1: apologize to uh Simone Manuel, a famous swimmer who's at

1302
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:24,720
Speaker 1: trials right now. She's another person named Simone yet big

1303
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:28,040
Speaker 1: shout out Simon. There we go, there you go. Um.

1304
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 1: I'd love to compliment Adam on his merch ideas. Dude.

1305
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 1: I like the way you're thinking. My brother is trying

1306
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: to get on the road, get in front of the

1307
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:39,120
Speaker 1: people I am doing. I want to sell a lot

1308
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 1: of magic eyes of our cocks and butt holes. Let's

1309
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:45,240
Speaker 1: do this, baby. I'm excited. I think it's a great idea.

1310
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 1: We're getting the management on it that we got to

1311
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,640
Speaker 1: figure this out, and I think it's I think it's

1312
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 1: in the work. Yeah, that has to we have to

1313
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: figure that out because it's fucking California. Mask mandates over.

1314
01:12:55,479 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 1: Let's get amongst the people. Let's touch each other, let's

1315
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 1: see each other. Love can wait? I cannot wait. I

1316
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,880
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna be back in September and I might

1317
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 1: be seen a few of you guys like the Bros.

1318
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: Arcs Bachelor Party coming up soon and uh and and

1319
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:13,720
Speaker 1: do we do the podcast from like the Ozarks could

1320
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 1: be fun. I don't know he has Logistically it might

1321
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 1: be difficult boat and it always is also just like quality, No,

1322
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:23,479
Speaker 1: we won't su All we need is one moment. We

1323
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 1: need is one Mike where hey, and by the way,

1324
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 1: here's a two for just an update, uh no worms

1325
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:35,280
Speaker 1: in the poop? And then also listening or bummed about

1326
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:39,919
Speaker 1: that listening back, we talked about digestive worms two episodes

1327
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:42,960
Speaker 1: in a row. I didn't realize that. Well, I said it. Yeah,

1328
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,920
Speaker 1: we love it, I said, Kyle. We had yolk on

1329
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,759
Speaker 1: our face. It's a thing. We love it. I wanted

1330
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,560
Speaker 1: to say a lot more or less week, but the

1331
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:53,759
Speaker 1: tech was behind it. The floor. Yes, I will perform

1332
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:57,280
Speaker 1: a late apology to you. I can't hear him. Can

1333
01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:01,320
Speaker 1: you guys out there for the your rugal lids out there?

1334
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:04,559
Speaker 1: I know you missed me, and I'm back in full swing,

1335
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,800
Speaker 1: so good to be here, Thank you very much. That's

1336
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 1: what you're gonna You're not gonna say the thing that

1337
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:15,040
Speaker 1: you wanted to say. What thing? God damn it? What

1338
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:19,360
Speaker 1: that the meat worms? This is your champion, This is

1339
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 1: your champ, this is yeah, this is your king. I

1340
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 1: just gave you the floor to say the thing that

1341
01:14:24,479 --> 01:14:25,920
Speaker 1: you were going to say, and all you said was

1342
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 1: the technology was bad. Yeah, well you know all I

1343
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 1: was gonna say was that we talked about the meat worms.

1344
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,439
Speaker 1: I mean, you already said it. I wasn't I didn't

1345
01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:41,519
Speaker 1: have anything that had that is important. Hey guys, and

1346
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:49,920
Speaker 1: this is another episode. Oh Turtle,