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Speaker 1: discussing season three, episode twenty four, the very last episode

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Speaker 1: of season three, called Our Very First Telethon. It originally

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Speaker 2: Oh oh boy, we love our children, we do we.

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Speaker 1: greets him right back high wonderful family, and Michelle says, hi,

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Speaker 1: Daddy as she walks towards him. Danny's got a great idea.

426
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 1: He pulls a chair up and suggests to Michelle that

427
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Speaker 1: they sit and rest for a while.

428
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Speaker 2: He takes a fascinating telephone. The chill vision makes me

429
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: just want to throw money at it, riveting TV right.

430
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 1: He takes a seat in this comfy chair and plops

431
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: Michelle in his lab. He asks her what did you

432
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 1: do last night? And Michelle tells him she went to sleep,

433
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 1: and Danny says, oh, aren't you lucky. He starts to

434
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: imagine what sleep would feel like right about now, and

435
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: eventually he closes his eyes and dozes off. Michelle pats

436
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 1: him and tries to wake him up, but it doesn't work.

437
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 1: Jesse loudly speaks into his mic in a mocking tone

438
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: Earth to Danny. Michelle shushes Jesse, telling him daddy is sleeping.

439
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: Jesse realizes this, but reminds her your daddy has to

440
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,959
Speaker 1: put on a show for the people, and then Michelle

441
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: insists I'll do it. She takes the microphone out of

442
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: her dad's hand and steps onto the stage and begins

443
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: to sing incy wincy Spider. Michelle's kind of she just

444
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: really she's they've trained this kid to just do whatever

445
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: she wants. I mean, she's taking control of the telethon.

446
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: I mean somebody had to and so well, let's get

447
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: the therapist, the family therapy. Yes. After her incredible performance,

448
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 1: she takes a big bow and the audience applauds for her,

449
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 1: but mister Strobridge is not as impressed. He asks Jesse

450
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: why a three year old is hosting his telethon, and

451
00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: Jesse explains her daddy is sleeping. Then Michelle performs an

452
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: encore of incy Wincy Spider as Danny stays fast asleep

453
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: right next to her. What could possibly go wrong? A

454
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: few minutes later, Jesse's holding Michelle as they do at

455
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: a bluesy Ren edition of Itsy Bitsy Spider, and to

456
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: end the song, they saying oh yeah in Unison and

457
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 1: the crowd goes wild, do they? That might be pity clappy.

458
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: That's my brother Darren, just wired to do. Yeah. Yeah,

459
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: he's like I signed a consent for him exactly. I

460
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: have to im legally obligated to clap. Jesse asks Joey

461
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: what's next, and Joey lets out a nervous laugh, not Danny,

462
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: and he tries to move the sleeping Danny off stage.

463
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: Jesse realizes there's a gap in the entertainment right now, so,

464
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: he urgently tells viewers, I know there's a lot of

465
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: great acts in town this week, the Bolshoi Ballet, the

466
00:26:56,119 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: Beach Boys, chimps on Ice. He continues, If if you

467
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: are watching, I'm not going to beg but please, please

468
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: please come down and help us out. Then he turns

469
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: his attention back to Michelle and asks if she wants

470
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: to sing the alphabet. He runs her over to center

471
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: stage and plops her down with a microphone. Michelle does

472
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: as she's told, singing the alphabet for all of the

473
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: lucky viewers out there.

474
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 2: Oh this is he thought tap dancing back to back

475
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 2: was bad, right? You know, how about back to back

476
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 2: a toddler song? I'd take back to back river dance

477
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 2: at this point, you know what I mean?

478
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: Just anything like polka, you know, anything that's different than

479
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: Michelle's singing, which is very cute. But hey, you know

480
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: we're trying to raise money here at this time. Mister

481
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: Strowbridge can't believe that there's a toddler singing the alphabet

482
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 1: on air. Joey pat me both sister. Joey pats him

483
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: on the back with reassurance, don't worry besides that m

484
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: n n op part, she's pretty good. Michelle finishes her

485
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: alphabet song and takes another big bow. The crowd gives

486
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: her a rowdy round of applause. Mister Strobridge tells Jesse

487
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: and Joey congratulations. You guys are now the hosts and

488
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: their first job is to wipe Danny's chin. Joey asks

489
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: Jesse what should we do, and Jesse shrugs, I don't know,

490
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: but I ain't wiping his chin. The girls come running

491
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: up to their uncles. Stephanie excitedly suggests, I can do

492
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: my dance to love Shack. What do you guys think?

493
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: No one can answer quickly enough before she says great,

494
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: I'll get the tape ready, got ready? Always be ready, Yeah,

495
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: with a tape on hands, I'll always be ready with

496
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: a routine. You never know when it might come in

497
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: handy yep, be prepared, yep. So Jesse turns to DJ

498
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: and proposes an idea, why don't you sing that song

499
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: you do with Michelle. She tries to protest, but Jesse

500
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: says thank you to close the deal. Meanwhile, Michelle is

501
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: on stage telling the audience all of the different sounds

502
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: that barnyard animals bake. Jesse quickly takes the microphone from

503
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: her and introduces the next performer. She's performing Love Shack Baby.

504
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: It's Stephanie Tanner. Oh boy, here comes a little muppet legs. Ye,

505
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. Oh it's it is classic. It's so classic.

506
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: The sweater, the hair, tell me everything. I loved your

507
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: sweater you had. This was a quick change for you,

508
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: although maybe you wasn't. Yeah, was it, well, you went

509
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: to bed? I'm assuming no, that's not what you were

510
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: wearing in the first scene. No, that's true.

511
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 2: That wasn't what I was wearing. Yeah, because I think

512
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 2: we went home. We went home to sleep, because Michelle

513
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 2: says we went to sleep. Oh yeahh this is this

514
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: was next day's outfit. And she she came ready to go,

515
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: so ready, little you know, the little things attached to

516
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: the sweater three D friends that she was even wearing

517
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 2: jazz shoes.

518
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: She was like, I know that you might need this.

519
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: You are so prepared. What okay? Were you excited to

520
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: do this dance? Super excited?

521
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: But I was probably nervous because I always got nervous

522
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 2: doing solos because I was like, oh no, I like

523
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 2: I have to remember it all like in my own head.

524
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: But I was very excited to do it, and I

525
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 2: watching my face. All I can think of is that

526
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 2: I'm trying not to do the thing that I always

527
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 2: did when I danced, where I would like curl my

528
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 2: tongue out the side of my mouth.

529
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: In concentration so I can see I start to like

530
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: and then I start smiling, and I'm like, oh, yeah,

531
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: I was. It was such a conscious effort for me

532
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: to not do that. Oh no way, I didn't even notice.

533
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: I thought you were.

534
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: Whenever I would dance to it in competitions, my mom

535
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 2: would be like, she's gonna bite her tongue off, She's

536
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 2: going to bite her tongue off, like because I would

537
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,959
Speaker 2: just it was my concentration thing.

538
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh interesting, Well hey it worked. Whatever you were writing,

539
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: it works. It was. It's super fun, fantastic love. I

540
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: love this dance. Uh.

541
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 2: And of course, if you've watched Fuller House, you know

542
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: that that Jimmy Gibbler played by the wonderful Adam Hagenboo

543
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 2: recreates it in the Nearly Wet Game episode, which was yeah.

544
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: That's the one you directed. Oh boy, was it even

545
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: better than I could have imagined. So, yeah, it was.

546
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: It was.

547
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: It's pretty iconic. I mean, it is the thing that

548
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 2: you see on in all the memes and all it's everywhere.

549
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: Oh it's hysterical. It's hysterical. And watching Adam Hagenboo where

550
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: that they recreated that sweater with the friends, Oh my god,

551
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: Adam was like he's like a like big buff dude,

552
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: and it was like, oh, so ridiculous. Yeah it was.

553
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: It was great. I'm so glad they brought it back.

554
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm sad that you weren't doing this

555
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: dance in that outfit too, But you know, that's the look.

556
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: Look never say never, you know what I mean. So

557
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: who knows, let's go reshoot that right now. That Yeah,

558
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 2: but no, it was really fun. I love this dance

559
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 2: and I had no idea that that thirty some odd

560
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: years later, I'd still be be known for it.

561
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, no, it was. It was fantastic. I

562
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: don't know if you had a choreographer or if you

563
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: came up with these moves. Oh no, I didn't come

564
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: up with it. No, I had a choreographer. Yeah, yeah, I.

565
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: Love that you think that, But no, I had a choreographer.

566
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,239
Speaker 2: It was probably Dennis Caspery, my my dance teacher at

567
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 2: the time from Studio cuh.

568
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: Okay, it was great. Yeah, thank you for those moves,

569
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: very sure moves. You were just you were great.

570
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 2: I mean little as usual, I would get a little

571
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: ahead of myself. I would be like a little too fast. Yeah,

572
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 2: always the no I talked too fast.

573
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: I just go too fast. Just got to slow down.

574
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: Your excitement is a little too much. Slowdown.

575
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 2: I'd get too excited. But yeah, that was That was

576
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 2: a really fun. Yeah, iconic moment in the show.

577
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: Well, I loved it. The fanneritos love it and thank you.

578
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: You're so in your element here. So you were born

579
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: to dance, Gill and just loved it. Yeah, just thrilled.

580
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: It was so perfect. So Stephanie does her infamous dance.

581
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: The entire audience is clapping along, and so were the cheerleaders,

582
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: who are now working the phone bank. Right. Stephanie ends

583
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: her performance with a bang and the crowd goes wild.

584
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: She shouts thank you, thank you, and now here she

585
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: is direct from my room, my sister and yours. Everyone

586
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: give it up for DJ Tanner. The curtain opens to

587
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: reveal DJ pushing Michelle in a shopping cart. She begins

588
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: to sing Lollipop and Gummy Bears as Michelle bops along

589
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,479
Speaker 1: to the beat. I remember Kennis hated this. I can

590
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: feel I can feel her embarrassment through the screen I

591
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: was watching this. She did not want to sing this.

592
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassed. And it's like, yeah, we were

593
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: always being asked to do things that weren't necessarily in

594
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: our wheelhouse. Like it's like here, you know, Joe strum

595
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: a guitar or whatever, and you just do it. But

596
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: sometimes you just didn't. Really. Chemas did not love singing.

597
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: That was not her, not her thing. So this day

598
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: she did this day.

599
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,919
Speaker 2: She hates singing, Yeah, does not love it, but yeah

600
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 2: she lollipops and gummy bears.

601
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 1: But she did it. You know, she was a good sport.

602
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 2: I mean, DJ had to wrangle that chopping cart from outside,

603
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 2: drag it in, you know, and be like Michelle.

604
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: Get in, we're doing a number. She had to go

605
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 1: buy some and props, but she had well, she also

606
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: had a tape queued up. And I love that we

607
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: recreated a little bit of that in Fuller season five. Right,

608
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: she at least sung a little bit of it, Yes,

609
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: and found one of the lollipops or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

610
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: when we were in the attic. Yeah yeah, right in

611
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: the attic. It was great. So DJ shows off a

612
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: couple dance moves, Michelle tries to copy her. As the

613
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: song comes to an end, DJ hands a giant lollipop

614
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: to Michelle to tie the whole song together, and they

615
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: take a bow for their adoring fans. Later on, this

616
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: audience for this telethon, we're like, what did we sign

617
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: up for? Who are these people? We thought we were

618
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: signing up to watch actual talent, right, and then yeah,

619
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: just came moving us one row back. It's weird. Yeah.

620
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: So later on, Joey takes the stage to sing Janie's

621
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: Got a Gun as the Rippers are playing behind him.

622
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a song you probably wouldn't sing

623
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: on a family set calm these days. But uh, but

624
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: his impression of Steven Tyler's lips, it's just a little

625
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: too much so excited to be old yep. So Jesse's like,

626
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: we got to cut this performance short, so he begs

627
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: Becky to please do something before Joey starts impersonating Tina Turner.

628
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: So Becky gives him some great news. She has a

629
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: woman on the phone who's willing to pledge two hundred

630
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: dollars if Kimmy Gibler will ride her unicycle. Jess sarcastically pouts, gosh,

631
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: that's a generous offer. Unfortunately Kimmy Gibbler is not here.

632
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 1: We hear the sound of Kimmy in the distance yelling

633
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: yes again. She appears on stage, riding the unicycle with ease,

634
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: and she shouts out, thanks for calling mom savor. Dang boys,

635
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 1: Now this was a skill I actually had, Like, yeah.

636
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Speaker 2: Tell us episode tell I mean, I think we've sort

637
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 2: of lightly discussed it before, But how did you come

638
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 2: to actually learn to ride a unicycle? And was this

639
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 2: something specifically asked for in this episode or were you

640
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 2: just riding your unicycle around a lot one day and

641
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: they were like, hey, we should put that in the show.

642
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: Well, the reason why I learned to write a unicycle

643
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: is really just because Sherry Barber thought this would be

644
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 1: just a fun summer activity and there were classes available

645
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 1: at the local park down the street from our house.

646
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: So icycle classes, Yeah, yeah, you have to bring your

647
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: own unicycle or did they have them there? Wow?

648
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 2: So you had to make an investment of buying a

649
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 2: unicycle before you even know if you can ride the

650
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 2: damn thing.

651
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was like a big commitment. Yeah,

652
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: Sherry Barber had a lot of faith in me that

653
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: I would have the balance to this on this uticycle,

654
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: the last thing you do. Yeah, I did it for

655
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: like eight weeks with my friends. I had some friends

656
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: along with me, and we learned how to ride, to

657
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: how to balance on it. That's yeah. So when this

658
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: episode came up, you know, Jeff was brainstorming trying to

659
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: figure out what talents to give each cast member, right,

660
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: and so he came up to me and he said,

661
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: do you have any like special skills? And I like

662
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: thought for a moment. I took a beat, and I

663
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: was like, well, not really, but I can ride a unicycle.

664
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 1: And Jeff's eyes just lit up, and I was like,

665
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: that's perfect.

666
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 2: Yes, do It is absolutely perfect for Kimmy Gibler. It's

667
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: so on brand for full House, Sharry Barber.

668
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 1: For Kimmy Gibbler, for Full House, Like it just really

669
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: hits so many things right in the right spot. Yes,

670
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 1: So I was I was a little nervous to write

671
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: it because you did, Amitt.

672
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: I was watching you go in a circle, and I'm like,

673
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: I would have just completely fallen over, completely fallen over

674
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 2: by then.

675
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: Well, the trick is it's actually not difficult to ride

676
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: a unicycle once you're on the unicycle. It's the starting.

677
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 1: It's the mount that's difficult if you don't have anything

678
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: to hang on to. So I couldn't quite get the mount,

679
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: you know. I tried to oist myself up, but I

680
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: would just keep right forward. So that's why you see

681
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: me start the routine at the other side of the

682
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: phone bank right, because you had to be on the

683
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: bad got it. I started already on it, so all

684
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: I had to do was just was just writing mounted,

685
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: which made it much much easier. But yeah, it was

686
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: just like okay, you stop on one of those things,

687
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: you just go stop and go flying off of it

688
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: forward and hope somebody catches you. You know, they're like

689
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: a soft landing path. You just aim for it or what.

690
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: That's one way you can just sort of like stop,

691
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: you can stop cycling with your feet and then just

692
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: pitch forward and hope you catch yourself. Or there's a way.

693
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: There's a way.

694
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 2: In the first place, you thought was like, you want

695
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 2: to you know what, I've got two wheels, you know,

696
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 2: it would be better one, Like why why not? I

697
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 2: need both my hands free so I can go to

698
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 2: the grocery.

699
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,479
Speaker 1: Store on my unicycle. It's great for multitasking, you know. True,

700
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: it's not as many repairs. It's only one wheel. One. Yeah,

701
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: it's one wheel. It's really it's the bargain bicycle. Really,

702
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: but really the way you're supposed to the way you're

703
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: supposed to dismount. And I think I probably just ran

704
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: right into a crew member who like, cry me, but

705
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: you're supposed to, like you're supposed to stop the wheel

706
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: and then kind of just step off of it backwards

707
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: gracefully using those core muscles. Easier said than done. Yeah, exactly.

708
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 1: So I'm sure Keith Richmond or maybe Mark Sandrowski call right.

709
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: I don't remember.

710
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 2: Gracefully getting off a unicycle. I feel like that's a sentence,

711
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: it doesn't exist.

712
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's the story of the unicycle. It was

713
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: such a funny moment. The music that was playing the

714
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: saber Dance in Yeah, I love it. And so of

715
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: course this is the moment that Danny finally awakens from

716
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: his long slumber, and he is very startled. He yells

717
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: for Kimmy to stop, but she doesn't. He stands up

718
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: and tries to catch her, but she's too fast. Finally,

719
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: she cycles off the stage to victory, leaving Danny in

720
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: the dust. So I love it, fantastic. So now Danny's

721
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: standing on the stage breathless. I close my eyes for

722
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: two seconds and it's the Kimmy Gibbler telethon, and Joey

723
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: corrects him, you've been out for four hours. Danny check

724
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: his watch with horror. Four hours. Why didn't somebody wake me?

725
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: Now he's going into full panic mode, yelling I'm ruined.

726
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: The telethon is ruined, My life is over. Becky sprints

727
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: up to him and reminds him they're still on air.

728
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: She hands him on a microphone and he quickly pulls

729
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,959
Speaker 1: himself together. That concludes the dramatic portion of our show.

730
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: Such a great turn by Bob. Yeah, perfect.

731
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 2: Bob was always great at being like completely panico. Everything's

732
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: on fire, Hey.

733
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: Hi, you know, like just yeah, yep, that is Bob

734
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: to a t. So Jesse joins the group, telling Danny

735
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: there's nothing to worry about. He and Joey took over

736
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: his hosts and everything went okay. Danny's glad to hear it.

737
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: He thanks both of them, and he and Becky get

738
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: back to their regularly scheduled programming. Becky suggests they take

739
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 1: a look at the new total. The board shows a

740
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: whopping nine hundred and sixty thousand dollars. Whoo. Danny is ecstatic,

741
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: but he reminds viewers that they still have to hit

742
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: that million dollar mark by the end of the show.

743
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: Mister Strobridge whisper yells from the side of the stage.

744
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: Guess who's here. He runs up to his hosts, unable

745
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: to contain his excitement. One of the beach boys, Mike Love,

746
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 1: and he's right over there, but where he's pointing there

747
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: is no sign of Mike Love, and mister Strobridge begins

748
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: to panic.

749
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: I've lost a whole beach boy, just losing half a

750
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: beach boy. That would be the old show. I'd be

751
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 2: really problematic. Well that would be the first trick with Joey. Yeah,

752
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 2: that'd be the cabinet of mystery, right, yeah, exactly.

753
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: So. Just then, Mike Love appears at the other end

754
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: of the stage, telling the worriled man that he's over here.

755
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: The crowd goes wild at the sight of him, and

756
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 1: Jesse casually shakes his hand, calling him doctor Love. Then

757
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: he asks Mike what he's doing down here. Mike Love recalls, well,

758
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: I heard you begging for help, and I think it's

759
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: a great cause and one to one, I think we

760
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: can work it out. That was a great Mike Love impressions.

761
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: But it's true, like he doesn't he doesn't move his

762
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: mouth when he talks. No, he doesn't. He's a triloquist,

763
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: but he hasn't. Yeah, definitely, right, he definitely like that.

764
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: There's a lot of that. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, and

765
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: you could always tell the guest stars who aren't they

766
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: didn't grow up as actors because but it just kind

767
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: of how he talks sort of. Yeah, that's true. Yeah,

768
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: that's just how he talks. But I'm like project, we're

769
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: on a multiicam books. Some singers are like this. If

770
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,439
Speaker 1: they're not singing, it ain't it ain't happening. Yeah, yeah,

771
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: but no, Yeah, if we had a beach boy, we

772
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: had one beach boy and one yeah beach boy. He

773
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: was smooth and cool and elected. Do you think his

774
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: real name is? Mike Love? Is it. Do we know this? Oh? Oh,

775
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: somebody out there knows it, but I don't know it.

776
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: It sounds like a stage name. I bet there's another

777
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: name in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go with that.

778
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: But we'll look it up later, or maybe if one

779
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: of fan Rito's for sure knows there's right, right, exact

780
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 1: boy fans out there that can tell us. So Danny

781
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: is ecstatic. He says, you know what, Mike, you would

782
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: really put us over the top if you'd sing a song,

783
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: and Mike admits I'd love to sing be True to

784
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: your school if we could get those cheerleaders out here.

785
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: So creepy Jesse Gibbs, I'm like, what is wrong now? Yeah,

786
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: this is how every episode of Dateline starts. Like America's

787
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: just like, uh whatever, cheerleaders? Yeah, and also amazing that

788
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: uh Mike.

789
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 2: Well, Mike Love was probably like, Hey, I've been in

790
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 2: these people's living room before, and they've been with me

791
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 2: on stage. I should go down and support their telethon,

792
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 2: you know.

793
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: But what men of the fact that we've met before? Yeah,

794
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you're right. They don't mention the season two opener,

795
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: what you what dirt does Jesse have on Mike Love

796
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: because he keeps showing up for this ridiculous family. I

797
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: mean doctor Dare and doctor Love. That's all I'm saying.

798
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: M hm. And we have a producer's note that yes,

799
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 1: that is in fact his real name name. Okay Love, Okay,

800
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: my my apologies. I resind my my judgment. It's a

801
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: fantastic name, you know it is. It's a great Yeah. Yeah,

802
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm naming my next child Mike Love. For sure. I

803
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: think you should. But one word, my clove milove. Yeah,

804
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: all together, Well, you actually gotta be carefuy you say that.

805
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: You really got to emphasize the I Mike, Mike Love,

806
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: Mike Love. Wait, what am I missing? What am I missing? Sweeten?

807
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: What you're saying? Make love over and all? Well, that's

808
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,919
Speaker 1: where do babies come from? That's a whole other that's

809
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: that's a recap for another time. Right, that's for Howard. Right.

810
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,959
Speaker 1: So Danny hands and Mike to Mike Love and Rush

811
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:04,439
Speaker 1: is off stage. Mike tells Jesse, I'm gonna sing the song.

812
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: You're the drummer, and he gives Jesse an idea of

813
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: what they're gonna do, and Jesse takes his spot behind

814
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: the drums. They begin to sing be True to your School,

815
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: and it's off to a great start. It's time for

816
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: Jesse's drum solo, and of course he overdoes it. Mike

817
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: has to throw a towel at him to stop, and

818
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 1: he jokes with the crowd. Ever since Ringos started touring,

819
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: we've had problems like this with drummers. Leave it to

820
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: Jesse to pull focus from right right always, yeah, exactly,

821
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 1: So Mike instructs Jesse to come up and play guitar instead,

822
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: and then the song turns into this giant production, right,

823
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: I mean, as it does, it wouldn't be full house.

824
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 1: They din't have money for a lot of other performers,

825
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 1: but they did have a lot of money for confetti cannons.

826
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: Oh yes, did they ever? Yeah?

827
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 2: Uh.

828
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: The cheerleaders gather on the stage. They're dancing along to

829
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: the beat while Mike and Jesse are goof off and

830
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: just having the best time ever performing together. Danny announces

831
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,879
Speaker 1: we're almost at the end of the show. Let's check

832
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: the tote. The board updates to show a grand total

833
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: of one million, four thousand and eight hundred dollars. Way.

834
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,240
Speaker 1: Danny jumps for joy, shouting we did it, and everyone

835
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 1: around him cheers at this huge accomplishment. Balloons fall from

836
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 1: the ceiling as the musical performance continues, and Danny thanks

837
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: the viewers, We love our children, We love you, thanks

838
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: a million. Everyone's dancing and laughing and singing along to

839
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: the Beach Boys song as the credits be in to roll.

840
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: And that is our telethon.

841
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 2: Episode, our very first and our very last telethon.

842
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: Oh what fun. Do you remember how fun those balloons were?

843
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: Like that was kind of a novelty back then to

844
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: drop that many balloons. I know, it's kind of standard now,

845
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 1: you know.

846
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was that was like the big thing, like, okay,

847
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 2: we dropping the balloons on this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

848
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 2: it was super fun.

849
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I just remember we were kicking those things around and.

850
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: It was definitely this telethon episode is just top to bottom,

851
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 2: has so many iconic moments in it. But yeah, also

852
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 2: the I never really thought about the fact that, yeah,

853
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 2: Mike Love would have be like these people.

854
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: Again you guys or against hedn't you drum with me

855
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: last time on stage? Yeah, like so strange. Well, you know,

856
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: it's very full house to not to just pay attention

857
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: to continuity like that. So it didn't matter.

858
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 2: No, And I do think you know, Danny says, we

859
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 2: love our children. I think that this million dollars is

860
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 2: going to the Tanner family. I think it's the we

861
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 2: love our children because there's three children there. Yeah, we

862
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 2: love our children. Yeah, it doesn't the girls. Yeah, you

863
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 2: know it's expensive, yes, yes, I don't.

864
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how they afford that house. You know,

865
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: Jesse and Joey are trying to make it work with

866
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: the donating his time. You know. It's yeah, this is

867
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: definitely going to future repairs at the Tanner House.

868
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they had to rebuild after you know,

869
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 2: uh what with a cement truck and a and an

870
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 2: other car, and they've lost several cars and motorcycles in

871
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 2: their adventures. Yeah, and that's an ensurable family in San Francisco.

872
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and that's there's more to come. You know, the

873
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 1: cement truck is going to smell that late. Danny's gotta

874
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: you know, he's got to build up his nest egg

875
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: again to pay for all of these future episodes. And

876
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: we've got the expanding backyard. Yeah, it's a lot. It's

877
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: a lot, so I get it. But a million is

878
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: that we love our children, and boy do we we

879
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: love our children and we love this episode. It was

880
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: so great. I it was kind of like a like

881
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: a sort of a modern day Ed Sullivan variety show.

882
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: But right, it was like the TMU version of it.

883
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: So yeah, oh yeah, the Wish version of it. Yeah,

884
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: it was. It was.

885
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 2: I mean, look telethon. We're big back in the day,

886
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 2: the Jerry Lewis telethon.

887
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yes, kids today are like who and the

888
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 1: and the tell of what? You know?

889
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,439
Speaker 2: It doesn't they're like a telephone like you would call

890
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 2: and what. That's so strange. Yeah, but yeah, telethons were big,

891
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 2: and so this was. This was very on on trend

892
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 2: for the time.

893
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: It really was. It. It turned out spectacular, classic full

894
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: house episode, classic full.

895
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 2: House episode that really is just more ridiculous and more

896
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 2: perfect as time goes on.

897
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 1: I love it.

898
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 2: And it's a great season three ending. We go out

899
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 2: with balloons, you know, cheerleaders, Mike love it's a big thing.

900
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a perfectly and a great unic

901
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 1: cycle too. Yeah yeah, what more could you want? Honestly,

902
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 1: it was a spectacular ending to season three to wrap

903
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: up such a great season. Did you have any everywhere.

904
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: There were a lot of everywhere you looks that everywhere

905
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: you looks were everywhere you looked in this episode, many

906
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: of which we've already mentioned. Honestly, I don't, I don't know.

907
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't. I was so I was so

908
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: busy being entertained. I didn't. I wasn't looking anywhere else.

909
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: What did you? What did you? Where did you look? Well?

910
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: There's Mark Sandrowski, which we already state, and my brother,

911
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: which I don't know if people knew that before listening

912
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: to this that my brother was in many shots of me,

913
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: almost had more airtime than I did. Yeah, he's one

914
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: of the audience members clapping. Yes, he's a he's a

915
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: very pale dude in a white shirt in the front

916
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: row clapping, clapping like a robot. It's hysterical. And then

917
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: sitting next to us at the phone banks in one

918
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,919
Speaker 1: of the very first scenes. Yes, Desirae di Gregory. Yes,

919
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: not to be confused with Debbie Gregory, but Desiree Greggory,

920
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: who was She was one of our phone pages, wasn't

921
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: she and I stand in. Yeah, she had a lot

922
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 1: of different roles. She really connected with us kids because

923
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: she also worked at Disney at one point, so we

924
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: had that like Disneyland connection. Yeah, and you and I

925
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: had passes so we would go and I think she

926
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: joined us. Yeah, she did a couple of times. Yeah,

927
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, that's it. I was so

928
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: excited to see I did. I did notice that, you're

929
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: I can't believe I forgot that was the everywhere Well,

930
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: it was quick. It was just that one first scene

931
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 1: and then the cheerleaders moved in to be the phone

932
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: bank volunteers. So yeah, it was so great, so great,

933
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: but awesome episode A plus no notes from me. Yeah,

934
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: I love it. Just leaned into the fun and silliness

935
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: of it. And the nepotism of this family is unmatched, truly.

936
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: It's it's impressive. But I love this episode.

937
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 2: So glad we wrapped up season three with this and

938
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 2: on to season four, episode one and you know what's

939
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 2: coming up?

940
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: What? What? I don't I don't know. I haven't looked yet.

941
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 1: Greek Week. Oh oh, not to be confused with fraternity reunion.

942
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 1: This is this is for Reek. Well, I mean that

943
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: is also Greek Life fraternity up, but it is episode

944
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 1: It's is this the labor he dies? No? Wait, maybe

945
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: PAPOOLI dies later. Is this the one where Candice or

946
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: DJ Mary's the Greek cousin because the table and could

947
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 1: be I don't know what it is. Oh, I'm excited

948
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 1: to find it, but I think it. I think it is.

949
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: It's when they come. So that's just know that that's

950
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 1: ahead in our future. Everybody, Okay, it's a it's definitely

951
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: a Cauzopolis focus episode. I cannot wait.

952
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 2: Indeed, I'm sure Mike Love is thrown in there somewhere. Well,

953
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 2: this was such a fun episode. You guys, thank you

954
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 2: so much for listening, and uh, make sure that you're

955
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 2: following us on Instagram at how Read podcast or sending

956
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 2: us emails how Read podcast at gmail dot com, and

957
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 2: that you're liking and subscribing to the podcast wherever you're

958
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 2: listening to it. And uh, we thank you so much

959
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 2: Santa Ritos for listening to another fun recap episode. I

960
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 2: can't believe already gotten through three full seasons.

961
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: My mind is blown. Wow, it's going by fast, it

962
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: it really is.

963
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 2: It's you know what, it's going by as fast as

964
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 2: you want? A unicycle Bay Bay sabre dancing g boy.

965
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: Oh man, well, I almost forgot the whole thing. I

966
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 2: was like, just a few weeks, did you forget your

967
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,879
Speaker 2: you did? Okay, okay, okay, here we go and start again.

968
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 2: Leave you would see if you know, the world is small.

969
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:40,479
Speaker 1: But the house is full of telethons. No, no, it works.

970
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: Not my best though, not my best work. Well that's okay,

971
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: my my warm up episode. It's your warm up episode. Yeah,

972
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: you've been gone for The house is full of unicycles, house.

973
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: There you go, balloons, but the house is full of balloons,

974
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: the house, the house is full of minds. There we go.

975
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: There's of all of the above. D I choose D

976
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: all of the above. Yeah, all right, thank you guys.

977
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Bye.