WEBVTT - Introducing Don Saldivar Presents: The Weakest Loser (Ep. 1)

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Hi, Yeah, um, what do you want for lunch?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't even thought about it. I have my breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>in front of me. Hi. Sorry, did it's already start again?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are both an hour early this time. It's breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we were on lunch. I'm sorry. I just

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<v Speaker 1>flew in from from these coasts. I just flew in

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<v Speaker 1>from Prague, So I'm all screwed up. What the hell? Guys? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. I mean we're not gonna I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be on the same timelines for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the days. Whatever. Just to sit down, take a seat,

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<v Speaker 1>I lie down again. No, no, whatever. It did really

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<v Speaker 1>work because the husband Hunt. Let me just say, Stepmom

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<v Speaker 1>and the husband Hunt was a huge success success and

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<v Speaker 1>it's due to you, due to you know you do well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think has a threesome as a three way. We

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<v Speaker 1>really crushed it. It was just great to get someone

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<v Speaker 1>living in Los Angeles to do to do a podcast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well guess what, it's not stopping there. No, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're open to hearing more from you, Will about other

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<v Speaker 1>people you like the you like the first suggestion. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>So the trial run was successful. Will okay, and so however,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to possession yourself the room. Am I getting

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<v Speaker 1>yelled at right now? Okayed? I had my sugar free

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<v Speaker 1>red Bull with my As you can see, I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>process on my breakfast and the fact that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are so early it doesn't even bump me, do you, guys?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I have some Athletic Greens. You guys want

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<v Speaker 1>some that powder that Tim Ferris loves. This here here,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just crack over a can here get Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for handing it to me. Good object work everyone, And

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is Athletic Greens. It's got all your

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<v Speaker 1>vitamins and all your sort of nutrients in one drink

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Sorry, I just I think I think

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<v Speaker 1>we should just do a beverage every time I'm feeling

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is uh, it's it's tastes better than

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<v Speaker 1>you think it's gonna taste. Absolutely, but it doesn't taste good. No.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, speaking of the five senses, because taste

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<v Speaker 1>is one of them, Let's talk about things we can hear, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>dream us of something here? This is very interesting. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you guys are familiar with Martin

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<v Speaker 1>so funny This is just I'm so happy you said

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<v Speaker 1>the name Martin because I've been wanted to see something

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<v Speaker 1>from him. Yeah, great young talent, and he was tough

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<v Speaker 1>to get. I'm not gonna lie, I don't. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>surprised you guys are gonna have to send over some swag,

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<v Speaker 1>just duly duly warned, or are some more of the greens.

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<v Speaker 1>But he is a hip Latino comedian, writer satirist. He's

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<v Speaker 1>performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, one of the Great Jimmy's

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Central w channel. Now Guess what. Guess what? The

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<v Speaker 1>title of his his projects called, let me guess. Don

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<v Speaker 1>Sealdvar there Don sell Devar, who is a recently paroled

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<v Speaker 1>sleazy game show host. He puts audience members to the

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<v Speaker 1>test through multiple intense games to win money and is respect.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like we have our own wheel of fortune. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like we have our own wheel of fortune, our own cash. Caberne,

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<v Speaker 1>who wants to be a millionaire. My imagination is running wild.

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<v Speaker 1>C Well, I think you might be honest something here, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just you know, I'm just going with my gut.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm just so pleased that you guys are happy,

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<v Speaker 1>because I know when you're not happy, it's not fun around. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it gets real violent here. You only you only know

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<v Speaker 1>that anecdotally because we've never actually been angry at you

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<v Speaker 1>just heard. Yeah, and keep telling people. Okay, we want

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<v Speaker 1>to be feared. Okay, Marcavelli, who Machiavelli us us. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>take a listen to Martin. Yeah, yeah, this is done. Saldivar. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to the Weakest Loser. I'm your host, Don Saldivar,

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<v Speaker 1>and in your ears, aren't being women to you? And

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<v Speaker 1>by that, I mean they aren't playing tricks? Now. I

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<v Speaker 1>know it wasn't too long ago that I quit my

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<v Speaker 1>other game show, Big Saturday. But the good men and

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<v Speaker 1>people here at Clown Parade we're lucky enough to get

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<v Speaker 1>me after an intense bidding war, despite any rumors you

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<v Speaker 1>might have heard that no one wanted to hire me

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<v Speaker 1>after all of those articles came out. But enough about gossip.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here to play a game tonight. Three contestants play

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<v Speaker 1>for the chance to win dollars and cents. Let's meet

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<v Speaker 1>our contestants now, all right, Contestant number one, what's your name? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm oz Band. Oh no, I'm crazy me too, alright.

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<v Speaker 1>Contestant number two, what's your name Rebecca? Nor Rebecca? And

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<v Speaker 1>what's something interesting about yourself? Just kidding? Next contestant, what's

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<v Speaker 1>your name Francis Siski? Oh, you know, my wife wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to name our baby that, but that's why I left her.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Now that that's out of the way, let

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<v Speaker 1>me explain the rules. In round number one, each of

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<v Speaker 1>you will take turns answering a series of general knowledge

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<v Speaker 1>trivia questions. At the end of the round, if you

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<v Speaker 1>have the least amount of points, we will throw a

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<v Speaker 1>seventy pound dumbbell at you. If you can't catch it

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<v Speaker 1>with only one hand, you will be eliminated. Alright, any

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<v Speaker 1>questions perfect, Then we'll start round number one of the

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<v Speaker 1>weakest loser. All right, we have three minutes on the

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<v Speaker 1>clock starting now. No, I have the lyrics tattooed above

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<v Speaker 1>my ass. But who wrote the song girl You'll be

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<v Speaker 1>a Woman suit? Neil Diamond correct one for noam alright, Rebecca,

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<v Speaker 1>which popular nineties sitcom star dated a high school student

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<v Speaker 1>during the fifth season of his self titled television show,

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<v Speaker 1>sign felt correct, Francis. Some people might think that when

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<v Speaker 1>you boil a lobster. You can hear them screaming, but

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<v Speaker 1>that noise is actually the lobster going yay we I

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<v Speaker 1>love this. But the casual dining restaurant Red Lobster is

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<v Speaker 1>known for their what kind of biscuits? Cheese biscuits? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna need a slightly more specific answer. Francis cheddar Cheddar

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<v Speaker 1>cheese so close? Like Cheddar, I need an exact location

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<v Speaker 1>of the Cheddar montsego Is. Fortunately, we can't accept that

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<v Speaker 1>cheddar bay Cheddar cheddar Bay biscuits. Alright? Went wrong for

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<v Speaker 1>Francis Noah, I love Pepe, which is, of course my

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<v Speaker 1>acronym for which children's television show that features six rescue

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<v Speaker 1>dogs and a cute young man named writer uh uh

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<v Speaker 1>pp dogs so close? I wish I could pitch that show,

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<v Speaker 1>but that it is Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol. Alright, Rebecca,

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<v Speaker 1>I think the guy from the Da Vinci Code who

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<v Speaker 1>whips himself on the back is kind of hot. But

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<v Speaker 1>which author wrote the novel The da Vinci Code at

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<v Speaker 1>Davincy so close? Dan Brown? Dan Brown? Alright, Francis Naked

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<v Speaker 1>and afraid is more than just the only thing I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote on my dating profile. It's also a television show

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<v Speaker 1>and on the show Naked and Afraid, how many days

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<v Speaker 1>are the contestants left Naked and Afraid? Thirty? It's thirty

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<v Speaker 1>days twenty one? Are you kidding? Too confident for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Wrong of an answer? All right, No, I'm this author

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<v Speaker 1>loved to date teenagers. Okay, I'll narrow it down for you.

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<v Speaker 1>He also wrote a book called The Catcher in the Rye.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god. J. D. Salinger? Correct, all right, Rebecca. If

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<v Speaker 1>I were a star constellation and I wanted to make

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<v Speaker 1>myself orgasm, I'd probably use Who's belt? Correct? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Francis Brittney Spears dad seems like a really cool guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But which YouTuber went viral for their video leave Brittany Alone?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I don't know his name? John John John

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany Alone. Guy, unbelievably close. Chris Crocker, Chris Crocker. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is the end of round number one. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>what an exciting round. How does everybody feel? Defeat it? Oh? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then everything is going right on track. All right. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>tabulating the score now, and unfortunately, Francis, you have the

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<v Speaker 1>least amount of points if you don't catch this seventy

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<v Speaker 1>pound dumbbell using only one hand. You are eliminated. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready? Catch? I didn't get so close. Francis, you

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<v Speaker 1>are the weakest loser. Get out of here, you weak,

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<v Speaker 1>weak loser. Hello, loser. Now that you lost, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>your thoughts. How did you feel about how everything went down? Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't feel too bad because the questions I

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<v Speaker 1>got wrong are questions that I don't think I should know,

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't feel too too terrible. Yeah. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think about the host of the show, Dawn Oh Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a huge fan of Dawn's man. Donna was his

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<v Speaker 1>so solids are ya? Don He's a he's intense man,

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<v Speaker 1>um intense presence. He has a musk that is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of hard to get out of your nose, but worth it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Nice guy. Oh, what an exciting turn of events.

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<v Speaker 1>But things are only going to get more exciting when

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<v Speaker 1>I drink tequila. Dearie, these messages, m h m hm

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<v Speaker 1>m all right, we're back. Let's get to meet our contestants.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a little bit more. No, I'm it says here,

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<v Speaker 1>someone you love is keeping a terrible secret from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us more. I have a fifteen month old kid,

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<v Speaker 1>and I suspect dark things? Why because he's stone walling me.

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<v Speaker 1>I look at him and he won't say any of them.

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<v Speaker 1>M that makes sense. I wouldn't trust you with much either. No,

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<v Speaker 1>just from the quick vibes I've gotten off of you

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<v Speaker 1>since round number one. All right, and Rebecca, I hear

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<v Speaker 1>people like to laugh at you behind your back? What's

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<v Speaker 1>that about? Just my day to day being. People watched

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<v Speaker 1>me and just laugh as I go about my work

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<v Speaker 1>and my daily activities. And what do you do for

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<v Speaker 1>work or daily activities? I work in tech. Oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>more questions? All right, enough talking to you. Time to

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<v Speaker 1>play another round of the Weakest Loser. We have more

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<v Speaker 1>general knowledge trivia questions coming your way. But in this round,

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<v Speaker 1>we are throwing a seventy one pound dumbbell at the

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<v Speaker 1>player with the least amount of points. If you fail

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<v Speaker 1>to catch the dumbbell using only one hand, you are eliminated.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready? Yeah? This time we're gonna put four

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<v Speaker 1>minutes on the clock. All right, here we go. No

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<v Speaker 1>on al Gore more like Al Snore, That boring ass

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<v Speaker 1>bitch made a documentary about climate change called What an

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<v Speaker 1>Inconvenient Truth? Correct Rebecca. Hmm Bob bad bad bad baby

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<v Speaker 1>Dad Bob bad? Oh? Yeah yeah, m Bob? Who sings

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<v Speaker 1>that song? I don't know before my Hansom handsome? Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong for Rebecca? No on my Ataconda. Don't want

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<v Speaker 1>none unless you got what hon buns? Correct Rebecca, Virgin Atlantic.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather fly the Atlantic? But who founded the company?

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<v Speaker 1>Virgin Atlantic? H Virgin Mary? Oh, I wish that is

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<v Speaker 1>Richard Branson My Virgin Mary. Rebecca off to a horrible start, Noah.

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<v Speaker 1>Although actor Mark Ruffalo is mostly known for playing the

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<v Speaker 1>hero in which movie, did he play a journalist at

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<v Speaker 1>the Boston Globe? Uh? Spotlight? Correct? All right, Rebecca, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get back in the game. I've never been more

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<v Speaker 1>upset at anything in my entire life. But the female

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<v Speaker 1>lad Ghostbusters reboot saw a reunion between Bridesmaids co stars

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<v Speaker 1>Kristin Wig and who Uh Melissa McCarthy correct, act alright,

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<v Speaker 1>Rebecca getting back in the game. No, I hear she's

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<v Speaker 1>difficult to work with. But the sequel to which animated

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<v Speaker 1>film is adding the character of an infant executive named

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<v Speaker 1>Tina Templeton boss Baby correct alright, Rebecca Yokioo Taco Bell,

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<v Speaker 1>which Latino American civil rights activist co founded the National

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<v Speaker 1>farm Workers Association and posthumously received the Presidential Medal of

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<v Speaker 1>Freedom in nineteen ninety four. If no clue, do you

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<v Speaker 1>even repeat it? Yokiero Taco Bell, actual, Latino American civil

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<v Speaker 1>rights activist co founded the National farm Workers Association and

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<v Speaker 1>posthumously received the Presidential Medal of Freedom in nineteen ninety four.

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<v Speaker 1>Pass so close, he got boss Baby and I got

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<v Speaker 1>chaves to me, They're one and the same. Alright, No weird.

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<v Speaker 1>The rock band Kansas was formed in which US state

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<v Speaker 1>um ah man uh Nebraska, Kansas? That is unfortunate? Alright, Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 1>In the song Famous, the lyrics state quote I made

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<v Speaker 1>that bitch famous. Who is the quote bitch in which

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<v Speaker 1>musician Kanye West is referring to correct? All right? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I've never played tennis before, but I could probably

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<v Speaker 1>win against Serena Williams six to oh. But the current

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<v Speaker 1>top ranked women's tennis player, Ashley Bartie is from which country? Uh, France?

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<v Speaker 1>Basically the same Australia. All right, and Rebecca, she may

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<v Speaker 1>be the definition of pure evil, But which feminist icon

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<v Speaker 1>founded Miss Magazine and the Women's Media Center. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>have no clue. Um, Randa Priestley, So so close? Glorious Steinhum,

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<v Speaker 1>Glorious steinhum. Alright, Wow, what an exciting round that was? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>How does everybody feel? No? I'm I feel good. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel good. I boss baby, say no more? All right, Rebecca,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you feel after an intense second round? I

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<v Speaker 1>feel heinous right now? What makes you feel so heinous

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<v Speaker 1>because you didn't know? Cess our drives or Glorious Steinhum? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I got the anaconda question, lad, luck of

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<v Speaker 1>the draw? All right, I'm tabulating the score right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and unfortunately, Rebecca, you have the least amount of points.

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<v Speaker 1>You are the weakest loser. Here is a seventy one

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<v Speaker 1>pound weight catch. No, that was so close. That was

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<v Speaker 1>so close. While unfortunately, because you couldn't catch that with

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<v Speaker 1>only one hand, you are eliminated. Get out of my sight,

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<v Speaker 1>you week week loser by Hello, a loser. Now that

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<v Speaker 1>you lost, let's get your thoughts. How did you feel

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<v Speaker 1>about how everything went down? Defeated, devastated, heartbroken? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to do now? Go back to school? I

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot to learn in history specifically, all right, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I have you made it to the final round? Will

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<v Speaker 1>you win big? Or will you walk away small? Weak

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<v Speaker 1>and a loser? Find out when we return to the

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<v Speaker 1>weakest loser and we are back. Wow, what an exciting

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<v Speaker 1>first two rounds we've had. We're going into the final

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<v Speaker 1>round with no. I'm no, I'm you made it to

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<v Speaker 1>the final round? How are you feeling? I feel excited,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel nervous. I am worried about smashing my right

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<v Speaker 1>hand on the Have you wait if I don't do well? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry about that. We've never had anybody get hurt

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<v Speaker 1>and sued us before, so you know. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if it's the n d as we make them sign beforehand,

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<v Speaker 1>or what's keeping us afloat. But no, M I gotta ask,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever want anything in your life? I have? UM?

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<v Speaker 1>I have? I actually say no more. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get into a final round. No, I'm I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>ask you ten general knowledge trivia questions. If you get

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<v Speaker 1>three questions wrong, you walk away with nothing except for

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<v Speaker 1>the one hundred pound dumbbell we will be throwing at you,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you can't catch it with one hand, you

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<v Speaker 1>won't be allowed to keep it. But if you make

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<v Speaker 1>it to the end of all ten questions, you will

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<v Speaker 1>win dollars and sense. All right, no, I'm are you

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<v Speaker 1>ready to get into it? Let's do this, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>No time on the clock. You just have ten questions.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to make it through. Noam, Your question number

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<v Speaker 1>one is I got kicked out of school because I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't stop calling Abraham Lincoln of virtue signaling cock. But

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<v Speaker 1>Abraham Lincoln served as a member of the House of

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<v Speaker 1>Representatives for m which US state? Um from the capital

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<v Speaker 1>of the country, Illinois? That is correct? All right? One

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<v Speaker 1>for normal question number two, I'd love to perform a

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<v Speaker 1>fatality on my wife, if you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>But which video game first released in the nineteen nineties

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<v Speaker 1>featured fatalities? Uh? Grand Theft Auto so close? Mortal Kombat,

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<v Speaker 1>Mortal Kombat. Alright, that's one strike, but you're still in

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<v Speaker 1>the game, noam h. In December of nineteen fifty eight,

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<v Speaker 1>NASA sent an animal named Gordo into space. Gordo did

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<v Speaker 1>not survive. But what kind of animal was Gordo? A primate?

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<v Speaker 1>At chimpanzee? It says here monkey, so im and accepted

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<v Speaker 1>all right. No, Question number four. Tilla come is my

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<v Speaker 1>safe word. But tilla come is also the name of

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<v Speaker 1>a whale seen slowly dying in which documentary. Oh um

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<v Speaker 1>um ah, blackfish. Correct. Don't don't sound so unsure of yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>That is absolutely correct. You sounded like you were just

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<v Speaker 1>making that up off the top of your head. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>that is absolutely right. And then it would have been

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<v Speaker 1>really awkward if that wasn't actually the name of the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Here alright, noam. Question number five Dora the Explorer or

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<v Speaker 1>is it's known in the US? Dora the Explorer premiered

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<v Speaker 1>on which television network, PBS, so Close, Nickelodeon, Colodeon. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm that is strike two. You're on question number six.

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<v Speaker 1>If you get one more wrong, you are walking away

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<v Speaker 1>with nothing. How do you feel about that? Well, hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>I get to walk away with a hundred pound bell. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you can't catch it with one hand, you won't

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<v Speaker 1>be able to keep it. But no, I'm there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot writing on these next ship five questions. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I always thought it was a vagina, but it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>pac Man's mouth. But I'm sure it's a vagina. On

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<v Speaker 1>the female version of pac Man, whose exact name is

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<v Speaker 1>what Mrs pac Man? Oh it is Ms pac Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see a ring on that vagina. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>you are the weakest of the losers. But of course

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna throw this one d pound dumbell at you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my good hand. Hello, a loser. Now that you lost,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get your thoughts. How did you feel about how

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<v Speaker 1>everything went down? It's heartbreaking. Its five questions away from

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<v Speaker 1>glory and now I'm a loser. I'm gonna turn to

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<v Speaker 1>my fifteen month old kid. Is he keeping secrets from me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, your dad's a loser. He's gonna just

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<v Speaker 1>look at me because the stone walls. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think about the host of the show. Um, he made

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<v Speaker 1>me giddy, he made me happy, and then he broke

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<v Speaker 1>my heart. Then he broke my heart. So don can

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<v Speaker 1>rotten heell? What are you going to do now? Um

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<v Speaker 1>gonna sit that fifteen month old down. I'm gonna look

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<v Speaker 1>him in the eye and say, it's time for you

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<v Speaker 1>to start telling me secrets. It's time to start letting

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<v Speaker 1>it all out. No diapers until you tell me secrets. Son,

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<v Speaker 1>h A right, that's our show. Thanks for listening and

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<v Speaker 1>until next time, always remember those vicious rumors about me

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<v Speaker 1>are completely true. Good Night, m.