Speaker 1: Hey, Hi, Yeah, um, what do you want for lunch?
Speaker 1: I haven't even thought about it. I have my breakfast
Speaker 1: in front of me. Hi. Sorry, did it's already start again?
Speaker 1: You guys are both an hour early this time. It's breakfast.
Speaker 1: I thought we were on lunch. I'm sorry. I just
Speaker 1: flew in from from these coasts. I just flew in
Speaker 1: from Prague, So I'm all screwed up. What the hell? Guys? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I mean we're not gonna I don't think
Speaker 1: we're gonna be on the same timelines for the rest
Speaker 1: of the days. Whatever. Just to sit down, take a seat,
Speaker 1: I lie down again. No, no, whatever. It did really
Speaker 1: work because the husband Hunt. Let me just say, Stepmom
Speaker 1: and the husband Hunt was a huge success success and
Speaker 1: it's due to you, due to you know you do well.
Speaker 1: I think has a threesome as a three way. We
Speaker 1: really crushed it. It was just great to get someone
Speaker 1: living in Los Angeles to do to do a podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well guess what, it's not stopping there. No, I think
Speaker 1: we're open to hearing more from you, Will about other
Speaker 1: people you like the you like the first suggestion. I think.
Speaker 1: So the trial run was successful. Will okay, and so however,
Speaker 1: you need to possession yourself the room. Am I getting
Speaker 1: yelled at right now? Okayed? I had my sugar free
Speaker 1: red Bull with my As you can see, I'm in
Speaker 1: process on my breakfast and the fact that you guys
Speaker 1: are so early it doesn't even bump me, do you, guys?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I have some Athletic Greens. You guys want
Speaker 1: some that powder that Tim Ferris loves. This here here,
Speaker 1: let me just crack over a can here get Thanks
Speaker 1: for handing it to me. Good object work everyone, And
Speaker 1: this is this is Athletic Greens. It's got all your
Speaker 1: vitamins and all your sort of nutrients in one drink
Speaker 1: in the morning. Sorry, I just I think I think
Speaker 1: we should just do a beverage every time I'm feeling
Speaker 1: this is this is uh, it's it's tastes better than
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna taste. Absolutely, but it doesn't taste good. No.
Speaker 1: And you know, speaking of the five senses, because taste
Speaker 1: is one of them, Let's talk about things we can hear, Hey,
Speaker 1: dream us of something here? This is very interesting. Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys are familiar with Martin
Speaker 1: so funny This is just I'm so happy you said
Speaker 1: the name Martin because I've been wanted to see something
Speaker 1: from him. Yeah, great young talent, and he was tough
Speaker 1: to get. I'm not gonna lie, I don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: surprised you guys are gonna have to send over some swag,
Speaker 1: just duly duly warned, or are some more of the greens.
Speaker 1: But he is a hip Latino comedian, writer satirist. He's
Speaker 1: performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, one of the Great Jimmy's
Speaker 1: Comedy Central w channel. Now Guess what. Guess what? The
Speaker 1: title of his his projects called, let me guess. Don
Speaker 1: Sealdvar there Don sell Devar, who is a recently paroled
Speaker 1: sleazy game show host. He puts audience members to the
Speaker 1: test through multiple intense games to win money and is respect.
Speaker 1: It's like we have our own wheel of fortune. It's
Speaker 1: like we have our own wheel of fortune, our own cash. Caberne,
Speaker 1: who wants to be a millionaire. My imagination is running wild.
Speaker 1: C Well, I think you might be honest something here, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, I'm just going with my gut.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm just so pleased that you guys are happy,
Speaker 1: because I know when you're not happy, it's not fun around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it gets real violent here. You only you only know
Speaker 1: that anecdotally because we've never actually been angry at you
Speaker 1: just heard. Yeah, and keep telling people. Okay, we want
Speaker 1: to be feared. Okay, Marcavelli, who Machiavelli us us. Let's
Speaker 1: take a listen to Martin. Yeah, yeah, this is done. Saldivar. Hello,
Speaker 1: and welcome to the Weakest Loser. I'm your host, Don Saldivar,
Speaker 1: and in your ears, aren't being women to you? And
Speaker 1: by that, I mean they aren't playing tricks? Now. I
Speaker 1: know it wasn't too long ago that I quit my
Speaker 1: other game show, Big Saturday. But the good men and
Speaker 1: people here at Clown Parade we're lucky enough to get
Speaker 1: me after an intense bidding war, despite any rumors you
Speaker 1: might have heard that no one wanted to hire me
Speaker 1: after all of those articles came out. But enough about gossip.
Speaker 1: We're here to play a game tonight. Three contestants play
Speaker 1: for the chance to win dollars and cents. Let's meet
Speaker 1: our contestants now, all right, Contestant number one, what's your name? No,
Speaker 1: I'm oz Band. Oh no, I'm crazy me too, alright.
Speaker 1: Contestant number two, what's your name Rebecca? Nor Rebecca? And
Speaker 1: what's something interesting about yourself? Just kidding? Next contestant, what's
Speaker 1: your name Francis Siski? Oh, you know, my wife wanted
Speaker 1: to name our baby that, but that's why I left her.
Speaker 1: All right, Now that that's out of the way, let
Speaker 1: me explain the rules. In round number one, each of
Speaker 1: you will take turns answering a series of general knowledge
Speaker 1: trivia questions. At the end of the round, if you
Speaker 1: have the least amount of points, we will throw a
Speaker 1: seventy pound dumbbell at you. If you can't catch it
Speaker 1: with only one hand, you will be eliminated. Alright, any
Speaker 1: questions perfect, Then we'll start round number one of the
Speaker 1: weakest loser. All right, we have three minutes on the
Speaker 1: clock starting now. No, I have the lyrics tattooed above
Speaker 1: my ass. But who wrote the song girl You'll be
Speaker 1: a Woman suit? Neil Diamond correct one for noam alright, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: which popular nineties sitcom star dated a high school student
Speaker 1: during the fifth season of his self titled television show,
Speaker 1: sign felt correct, Francis. Some people might think that when
Speaker 1: you boil a lobster. You can hear them screaming, but
Speaker 1: that noise is actually the lobster going yay we I
Speaker 1: love this. But the casual dining restaurant Red Lobster is
Speaker 1: known for their what kind of biscuits? Cheese biscuits? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need a slightly more specific answer. Francis cheddar Cheddar
Speaker 1: cheese so close? Like Cheddar, I need an exact location
Speaker 1: of the Cheddar montsego Is. Fortunately, we can't accept that
Speaker 1: cheddar bay Cheddar cheddar Bay biscuits. Alright? Went wrong for
Speaker 1: Francis Noah, I love Pepe, which is, of course my
Speaker 1: acronym for which children's television show that features six rescue
Speaker 1: dogs and a cute young man named writer uh uh
Speaker 1: pp dogs so close? I wish I could pitch that show,
Speaker 1: but that it is Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol. Alright, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: I think the guy from the Da Vinci Code who
Speaker 1: whips himself on the back is kind of hot. But
Speaker 1: which author wrote the novel The da Vinci Code at
Speaker 1: Davincy so close? Dan Brown? Dan Brown? Alright, Francis Naked
Speaker 1: and afraid is more than just the only thing I
Speaker 1: wrote on my dating profile. It's also a television show
Speaker 1: and on the show Naked and Afraid, how many days
Speaker 1: are the contestants left Naked and Afraid? Thirty? It's thirty
Speaker 1: days twenty one? Are you kidding? Too confident for that?
Speaker 1: Wrong of an answer? All right, No, I'm this author
Speaker 1: loved to date teenagers. Okay, I'll narrow it down for you.
Speaker 1: He also wrote a book called The Catcher in the Rye.
Speaker 1: Oh god. J. D. Salinger? Correct, all right, Rebecca. If
Speaker 1: I were a star constellation and I wanted to make
Speaker 1: myself orgasm, I'd probably use Who's belt? Correct? All right,
Speaker 1: Francis Brittney Spears dad seems like a really cool guy.
Speaker 1: But which YouTuber went viral for their video leave Brittany Alone?
Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't know his name? John John John
Speaker 1: Brittany Alone. Guy, unbelievably close. Chris Crocker, Chris Crocker. Okay,
Speaker 1: and that is the end of round number one. Wow,
Speaker 1: what an exciting round. How does everybody feel? Defeat it? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: then everything is going right on track. All right. I'm
Speaker 1: tabulating the score now, and unfortunately, Francis, you have the
Speaker 1: least amount of points if you don't catch this seventy
Speaker 1: pound dumbbell using only one hand. You are eliminated. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? Catch? I didn't get so close. Francis, you
Speaker 1: are the weakest loser. Get out of here, you weak,
Speaker 1: weak loser. Hello, loser. Now that you lost, let's get
Speaker 1: your thoughts. How did you feel about how everything went down? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I I don't feel too bad because the questions I
Speaker 1: got wrong are questions that I don't think I should know,
Speaker 1: So I don't feel too too terrible. Yeah. What do
Speaker 1: you think about the host of the show, Dawn Oh Man,
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of Dawn's man. Donna was his
Speaker 1: so solids are ya? Don He's a he's intense man,
Speaker 1: um intense presence. He has a musk that is kind
Speaker 1: of hard to get out of your nose, but worth it,
Speaker 1: you know. Nice guy. Oh, what an exciting turn of events.
Speaker 1: But things are only going to get more exciting when
Speaker 1: I drink tequila. Dearie, these messages, m h m hm
Speaker 1: m all right, we're back. Let's get to meet our contestants.
Speaker 1: Just a little bit more. No, I'm it says here,
Speaker 1: someone you love is keeping a terrible secret from you.
Speaker 1: Tell us more. I have a fifteen month old kid,
Speaker 1: and I suspect dark things? Why because he's stone walling me.
Speaker 1: I look at him and he won't say any of them.
Speaker 1: M that makes sense. I wouldn't trust you with much either. No,
Speaker 1: just from the quick vibes I've gotten off of you
Speaker 1: since round number one. All right, and Rebecca, I hear
Speaker 1: people like to laugh at you behind your back? What's
Speaker 1: that about? Just my day to day being. People watched
Speaker 1: me and just laugh as I go about my work
Speaker 1: and my daily activities. And what do you do for
Speaker 1: work or daily activities? I work in tech. Oh, no,
Speaker 1: more questions? All right, enough talking to you. Time to
Speaker 1: play another round of the Weakest Loser. We have more
Speaker 1: general knowledge trivia questions coming your way. But in this round,
Speaker 1: we are throwing a seventy one pound dumbbell at the
Speaker 1: player with the least amount of points. If you fail
Speaker 1: to catch the dumbbell using only one hand, you are eliminated.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yeah? This time we're gonna put four
Speaker 1: minutes on the clock. All right, here we go. No
Speaker 1: on al Gore more like Al Snore, That boring ass
Speaker 1: bitch made a documentary about climate change called What an
Speaker 1: Inconvenient Truth? Correct Rebecca. Hmm Bob bad bad bad baby
Speaker 1: Dad Bob bad? Oh? Yeah yeah, m Bob? Who sings
Speaker 1: that song? I don't know before my Hansom handsome? Alright,
Speaker 1: what's wrong for Rebecca? No on my Ataconda. Don't want
Speaker 1: none unless you got what hon buns? Correct Rebecca, Virgin Atlantic.
Speaker 1: I'd rather fly the Atlantic? But who founded the company?
Speaker 1: Virgin Atlantic? H Virgin Mary? Oh, I wish that is
Speaker 1: Richard Branson My Virgin Mary. Rebecca off to a horrible start, Noah.
Speaker 1: Although actor Mark Ruffalo is mostly known for playing the
Speaker 1: hero in which movie, did he play a journalist at
Speaker 1: the Boston Globe? Uh? Spotlight? Correct? All right, Rebecca, you
Speaker 1: gotta get back in the game. I've never been more
Speaker 1: upset at anything in my entire life. But the female
Speaker 1: lad Ghostbusters reboot saw a reunion between Bridesmaids co stars
Speaker 1: Kristin Wig and who Uh Melissa McCarthy correct, act alright,
Speaker 1: Rebecca getting back in the game. No, I hear she's
Speaker 1: difficult to work with. But the sequel to which animated
Speaker 1: film is adding the character of an infant executive named
Speaker 1: Tina Templeton boss Baby correct alright, Rebecca Yokioo Taco Bell,
Speaker 1: which Latino American civil rights activist co founded the National
Speaker 1: farm Workers Association and posthumously received the Presidential Medal of
Speaker 1: Freedom in nineteen ninety four. If no clue, do you
Speaker 1: even repeat it? Yokiero Taco Bell, actual, Latino American civil
Speaker 1: rights activist co founded the National farm Workers Association and
Speaker 1: posthumously received the Presidential Medal of Freedom in nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1: Pass so close, he got boss Baby and I got
Speaker 1: chaves to me, They're one and the same. Alright, No weird.
Speaker 1: The rock band Kansas was formed in which US state
Speaker 1: um ah man uh Nebraska, Kansas? That is unfortunate? Alright, Rebecca.
Speaker 1: In the song Famous, the lyrics state quote I made
Speaker 1: that bitch famous. Who is the quote bitch in which
Speaker 1: musician Kanye West is referring to correct? All right? No,
Speaker 1: I'm I've never played tennis before, but I could probably
Speaker 1: win against Serena Williams six to oh. But the current
Speaker 1: top ranked women's tennis player, Ashley Bartie is from which country? Uh, France?
Speaker 1: Basically the same Australia. All right, and Rebecca, she may
Speaker 1: be the definition of pure evil, But which feminist icon
Speaker 1: founded Miss Magazine and the Women's Media Center. Um, I
Speaker 1: have no clue. Um, Randa Priestley, So so close? Glorious Steinhum,
Speaker 1: Glorious steinhum. Alright, Wow, what an exciting round that was? Wow?
Speaker 1: How does everybody feel? No? I'm I feel good. I
Speaker 1: feel good. I boss baby, say no more? All right, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: how do you feel after an intense second round? I
Speaker 1: feel heinous right now? What makes you feel so heinous
Speaker 1: because you didn't know? Cess our drives or Glorious Steinhum? Yes,
Speaker 1: I wish I got the anaconda question, lad, luck of
Speaker 1: the draw? All right, I'm tabulating the score right now,
Speaker 1: and unfortunately, Rebecca, you have the least amount of points.
Speaker 1: You are the weakest loser. Here is a seventy one
Speaker 1: pound weight catch. No, that was so close. That was
Speaker 1: so close. While unfortunately, because you couldn't catch that with
Speaker 1: only one hand, you are eliminated. Get out of my sight,
Speaker 1: you week week loser by Hello, a loser. Now that
Speaker 1: you lost, let's get your thoughts. How did you feel
Speaker 1: about how everything went down? Defeated, devastated, heartbroken? What are
Speaker 1: you going to do now? Go back to school? I
Speaker 1: have a lot to learn in history specifically, all right, no,
Speaker 1: I have you made it to the final round? Will
Speaker 1: you win big? Or will you walk away small? Weak
Speaker 1: and a loser? Find out when we return to the
Speaker 1: weakest loser and we are back. Wow, what an exciting
Speaker 1: first two rounds we've had. We're going into the final
Speaker 1: round with no. I'm no, I'm you made it to
Speaker 1: the final round? How are you feeling? I feel excited,
Speaker 1: I feel nervous. I am worried about smashing my right
Speaker 1: hand on the Have you wait if I don't do well? Oh,
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. We've never had anybody get hurt
Speaker 1: and sued us before, so you know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's the n d as we make them sign beforehand,
Speaker 1: or what's keeping us afloat. But no, M I gotta ask,
Speaker 1: have you ever want anything in your life? I have? UM?
Speaker 1: I have? I actually say no more. All right, let's
Speaker 1: get into a final round. No, I'm I'm going to
Speaker 1: ask you ten general knowledge trivia questions. If you get
Speaker 1: three questions wrong, you walk away with nothing except for
Speaker 1: the one hundred pound dumbbell we will be throwing at you,
Speaker 1: and if you can't catch it with one hand, you
Speaker 1: won't be allowed to keep it. But if you make
Speaker 1: it to the end of all ten questions, you will
Speaker 1: win dollars and sense. All right, no, I'm are you
Speaker 1: ready to get into it? Let's do this, all right?
Speaker 1: No time on the clock. You just have ten questions.
Speaker 1: You've got to make it through. Noam, Your question number
Speaker 1: one is I got kicked out of school because I
Speaker 1: wouldn't stop calling Abraham Lincoln of virtue signaling cock. But
Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln served as a member of the House of
Speaker 1: Representatives for m which US state? Um from the capital
Speaker 1: of the country, Illinois? That is correct? All right? One
Speaker 1: for normal question number two, I'd love to perform a
Speaker 1: fatality on my wife, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But which video game first released in the nineteen nineties
Speaker 1: featured fatalities? Uh? Grand Theft Auto so close? Mortal Kombat,
Speaker 1: Mortal Kombat. Alright, that's one strike, but you're still in
Speaker 1: the game, noam h. In December of nineteen fifty eight,
Speaker 1: NASA sent an animal named Gordo into space. Gordo did
Speaker 1: not survive. But what kind of animal was Gordo? A primate?
Speaker 1: At chimpanzee? It says here monkey, so im and accepted
Speaker 1: all right. No, Question number four. Tilla come is my
Speaker 1: safe word. But tilla come is also the name of
Speaker 1: a whale seen slowly dying in which documentary. Oh um
Speaker 1: um ah, blackfish. Correct. Don't don't sound so unsure of yourself.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely correct. You sounded like you were just
Speaker 1: making that up off the top of your head. But no,
Speaker 1: that is absolutely right. And then it would have been
Speaker 1: really awkward if that wasn't actually the name of the movie.
Speaker 1: Here alright, noam. Question number five Dora the Explorer or
Speaker 1: is it's known in the US? Dora the Explorer premiered
Speaker 1: on which television network, PBS, so Close, Nickelodeon, Colodeon. No,
Speaker 1: I'm that is strike two. You're on question number six.
Speaker 1: If you get one more wrong, you are walking away
Speaker 1: with nothing. How do you feel about that? Well, hopefully
Speaker 1: I get to walk away with a hundred pound bell. Well,
Speaker 1: if you can't catch it with one hand, you won't
Speaker 1: be able to keep it. But no, I'm there's a
Speaker 1: lot writing on these next ship five questions. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I always thought it was a vagina, but it's actually
Speaker 1: pac Man's mouth. But I'm sure it's a vagina. On
Speaker 1: the female version of pac Man, whose exact name is
Speaker 1: what Mrs pac Man? Oh it is Ms pac Man.
Speaker 1: I don't see a ring on that vagina. No, I'm
Speaker 1: you are the weakest of the losers. But of course
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw this one d pound dumbell at you.
Speaker 1: That's my good hand. Hello, a loser. Now that you lost,
Speaker 1: let's get your thoughts. How did you feel about how
Speaker 1: everything went down? It's heartbreaking. Its five questions away from
Speaker 1: glory and now I'm a loser. I'm gonna turn to
Speaker 1: my fifteen month old kid. Is he keeping secrets from me?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, your dad's a loser. He's gonna just
Speaker 1: look at me because the stone walls. What do you
Speaker 1: think about the host of the show. Um, he made
Speaker 1: me giddy, he made me happy, and then he broke
Speaker 1: my heart. Then he broke my heart. So don can
Speaker 1: rotten heell? What are you going to do now? Um
Speaker 1: gonna sit that fifteen month old down. I'm gonna look
Speaker 1: him in the eye and say, it's time for you
Speaker 1: to start telling me secrets. It's time to start letting
Speaker 1: it all out. No diapers until you tell me secrets. Son,
Speaker 1: h A right, that's our show. Thanks for listening and
Speaker 1: until next time, always remember those vicious rumors about me
Speaker 1: are completely true. Good Night, m.