Speaker 1: Serious question for the Laker fans out there.
Speaker 2: Laker fans, how are you feeling about the prospect of.
Speaker 1: Phil Jackson back deep into the mix, deep into the
Speaker 1: mix in La. Are you happy about this news?
Speaker 2: Because I can't possibly see how you are happy? Truthfully,
Speaker 2: what we do know is that, according to reports, Phil
Speaker 2: Jackson from the clouds all the way back deep with
Speaker 2: the Lakers, so deep we'll put her to sleep.
Speaker 1: You see what I did there? Get my hint?
Speaker 2: If I didn't do it with the music, and I
Speaker 2: didn't do it the lyric, and you didn't do it
Speaker 2: with the double entendre, then you just are not getting
Speaker 2: my jokes. You know who's not happy for sure that
Speaker 2: Phil Jackson's back into the fold, my man Rapolinka, Because
Speaker 2: if there's one person that can usurp Kobe Bryant's agent
Speaker 2: as the main man in charge of the Lakers, it's
Speaker 2: the zen Master himself, mister Peyote Tantra like Nuru massage,
Speaker 2: Phil Jackson google that the reports are wild, Folks, Sam Amic,
Speaker 2: former coworker of mine, make no mistake, He says, there
Speaker 2: are powerful people close to the Lakers who are not
Speaker 2: thrilled with the reality that Jackson's voice is being taken
Speaker 2: into account when he has no formal position.
Speaker 1: With the franchise.
Speaker 2: Hey, like it or not, bus has relied on this
Speaker 2: sort of informal council. Informal council, are those not the
Speaker 2: best two words to describe what's happening with Genie? But
Speaker 2: us in Phil Jackson informal council. Hey girl, you try
Speaker 2: to come over. Maybe we can have a drink after work.
Speaker 2: You can stay over and I can give you some
Speaker 2: informal council. And like clockwork, Like clockwork, the rumors now
Speaker 2: are flying around, wild rumors, and they all are centering
Speaker 2: on the fact that Phil Jackson, being back into the fold,
Speaker 2: has his eyes set on a point guard that has
Speaker 2: been getting slander, a point guard that has been utilized
Speaker 2: in his white ways, and his eyes ineffectively. There is
Speaker 2: not a snowball's chance in Hill. Phil Jackson comes back
Speaker 2: to the bench and has clipboard, but his little hands
Speaker 2: and his fingers like Geppetto, are on the strings of things.
Speaker 1: His views on.
Speaker 2: Russell Westbrook Yes Yes, might seriously impact the future of
Speaker 2: the franchise in these ways. First, rumors through the grape
Speaker 2: vine are coming through that mister triangle offense himself wants
Speaker 2: to trade Lebron, James and Jeanie Bus.
Speaker 1: You know, even though she loves his informal counsel.
Speaker 2: Informally counseling her, She's like, nah, I'm sorry, Like this
Speaker 2: massage was good and all, but like, you're not massaging
Speaker 2: me into this, Okay, So she shut that down. And
Speaker 2: then now the second rumor is, if the Lakers do
Speaker 2: keep Lebron, Phel's like, yo, the next coach needs to
Speaker 2: be able to figure out a way to make this
Speaker 2: big three work.
Speaker 1: Yes, the loose big three.
Speaker 2: Loose big three, we'll call it the revolving door of availabilities.
Speaker 1: Right, Phil likes Russ.
Speaker 2: Phil wants to run it back with Russ all the
Speaker 2: money that he has on his contract.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to make of this. Even when healthy,
Speaker 1: we know this, the big three don't make no sense.
Speaker 1: It'll make no damn sense.
Speaker 2: As I've said before, as the season started, we're talking
Speaker 2: spacing issues. We're talking problems that were very evident in
Speaker 2: preseason when the Lakers like did not win a preseason game,
Speaker 2: even Frank Vogel's dumbass.
Speaker 1: Now, this is not gonna work. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to make this work. But I am underqualified for this job.
Speaker 2: I don't know who is qualified, but it's not me.
Speaker 2: And now Russ has PTSD add that in. He's been
Speaker 2: taunted all season long. Fans are going after his kids,
Speaker 2: talking about Wes brook this Wes Brick that don't talk
Speaker 2: about my name like that, put some respect on my name.
Speaker 2: Wife's going out on Instagram, she's caping for him. Is happening.
Speaker 2: Don't you think he would just also Magic Johnson going
Speaker 2: on first take, sullying his name like he wasn't an MVP,
Speaker 2: sullying his name like he wasn't top ten in MVP
Speaker 2: voting when he just played in Washington two seasons ago. Like, folks,
Speaker 2: don't you think you just rather like, I'm done with this.
Speaker 2: Just buy me out, Let me hang out in LA
Speaker 2: with my friends. I can make more honor the gift
Speaker 2: shirts and like, expand my brand and build a school
Speaker 2: or something. It was painful watching a guy hit the
Speaker 2: side of the backboard as many times as he did,
Speaker 2: Like there was like I said, many many, many, many
Speaker 2: many many times montages on this It's happened. Surreal for
Speaker 2: a guy who was just top ten and MVP voting. So,
Speaker 2: if you're a Laker fan, the return of the Informal
Speaker 2: Council and the return of the King James might just
Speaker 2: be an omen of doom, gloom and zoom.
Speaker 1: Back into the lifeboat.
Speaker 2: Lakers might just be the Titanic folks, and damn can
Speaker 2: I hear the string quartet playing as the waters start
Speaker 2: to rise. I