WEBVTT - Is Phil Jackson Returning To The Lakers?

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<v Speaker 1>Serious question for the Laker fans out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Laker fans, how are you feeling about the prospect of.

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<v Speaker 1>Phil Jackson back deep into the mix, deep into the

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<v Speaker 1>mix in La. Are you happy about this news?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I can't possibly see how you are happy? Truthfully,

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<v Speaker 2>what we do know is that, according to reports, Phil

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson from the clouds all the way back deep with

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<v Speaker 2>the Lakers, so deep we'll put her to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>You see what I did there? Get my hint?

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<v Speaker 2>If I didn't do it with the music, and I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't do it the lyric, and you didn't do it

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<v Speaker 2>with the double entendre, then you just are not getting

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<v Speaker 2>my jokes. You know who's not happy for sure that

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<v Speaker 2>Phil Jackson's back into the fold, my man Rapolinka, Because

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<v Speaker 2>if there's one person that can usurp Kobe Bryant's agent

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<v Speaker 2>as the main man in charge of the Lakers, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the zen Master himself, mister Peyote Tantra like Nuru massage,

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<v Speaker 2>Phil Jackson google that the reports are wild, Folks, Sam Amic,

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<v Speaker 2>former coworker of mine, make no mistake, He says, there

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<v Speaker 2>are powerful people close to the Lakers who are not

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<v Speaker 2>thrilled with the reality that Jackson's voice is being taken

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<v Speaker 2>into account when he has no formal position.

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<v Speaker 1>With the franchise.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, like it or not, bus has relied on this

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<v Speaker 2>sort of informal council. Informal council, are those not the

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<v Speaker 2>best two words to describe what's happening with Genie? But

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<v Speaker 2>us in Phil Jackson informal council. Hey girl, you try

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<v Speaker 2>to come over. Maybe we can have a drink after work.

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<v Speaker 2>You can stay over and I can give you some

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<v Speaker 2>informal council. And like clockwork, Like clockwork, the rumors now

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<v Speaker 2>are flying around, wild rumors, and they all are centering

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<v Speaker 2>on the fact that Phil Jackson, being back into the fold,

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<v Speaker 2>has his eyes set on a point guard that has

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<v Speaker 2>been getting slander, a point guard that has been utilized

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<v Speaker 2>in his white ways, and his eyes ineffectively. There is

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<v Speaker 2>not a snowball's chance in Hill. Phil Jackson comes back

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<v Speaker 2>to the bench and has clipboard, but his little hands

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<v Speaker 2>and his fingers like Geppetto, are on the strings of things.

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<v Speaker 1>His views on.

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<v Speaker 2>Russell Westbrook Yes Yes, might seriously impact the future of

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<v Speaker 2>the franchise in these ways. First, rumors through the grape

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<v Speaker 2>vine are coming through that mister triangle offense himself wants

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<v Speaker 2>to trade Lebron, James and Jeanie Bus.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, even though she loves his informal counsel.

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<v Speaker 2>Informally counseling her, She's like, nah, I'm sorry, Like this

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<v Speaker 2>massage was good and all, but like, you're not massaging

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<v Speaker 2>me into this, Okay, So she shut that down. And

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<v Speaker 2>then now the second rumor is, if the Lakers do

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<v Speaker 2>keep Lebron, Phel's like, yo, the next coach needs to

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<v Speaker 2>be able to figure out a way to make this

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<v Speaker 2>big three work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the loose big three.

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<v Speaker 2>Loose big three, we'll call it the revolving door of availabilities.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Phil likes Russ.

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<v Speaker 2>Phil wants to run it back with Russ all the

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<v Speaker 2>money that he has on his contract.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to make of this. Even when healthy,

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<v Speaker 1>we know this, the big three don't make no sense.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll make no damn sense.

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<v Speaker 2>As I've said before, as the season started, we're talking

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<v Speaker 2>spacing issues. We're talking problems that were very evident in

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<v Speaker 2>preseason when the Lakers like did not win a preseason game,

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<v Speaker 2>even Frank Vogel's dumbass.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, this is not gonna work. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to make this work. But I am underqualified for this job.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who is qualified, but it's not me.

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<v Speaker 2>And now Russ has PTSD add that in. He's been

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<v Speaker 2>taunted all season long. Fans are going after his kids,

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<v Speaker 2>talking about Wes brook this Wes Brick that don't talk

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<v Speaker 2>about my name like that, put some respect on my name.

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<v Speaker 2>Wife's going out on Instagram, she's caping for him. Is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you think he would just also Magic Johnson going

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<v Speaker 2>on first take, sullying his name like he wasn't an MVP,

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<v Speaker 2>sullying his name like he wasn't top ten in MVP

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<v Speaker 2>voting when he just played in Washington two seasons ago. Like, folks,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you think you just rather like, I'm done with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Just buy me out, Let me hang out in LA

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<v Speaker 2>with my friends. I can make more honor the gift

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<v Speaker 2>shirts and like, expand my brand and build a school

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<v Speaker 2>or something. It was painful watching a guy hit the

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<v Speaker 2>side of the backboard as many times as he did,

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<v Speaker 2>Like there was like I said, many many, many, many

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<v Speaker 2>many many times montages on this It's happened. Surreal for

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<v Speaker 2>a guy who was just top ten and MVP voting. So,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're a Laker fan, the return of the Informal

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<v Speaker 2>Council and the return of the King James might just

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<v Speaker 2>be an omen of doom, gloom and zoom.

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<v Speaker 1>Back into the lifeboat.

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<v Speaker 2>Lakers might just be the Titanic folks, and damn can

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<v Speaker 2>I hear the string quartet playing as the waters start

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<v Speaker 2>to rise. I