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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning in podcast form.

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Speaker 1: Here we are. Yeah, it makes us trendy, I mean

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Speaker 1: really yeah. All right, the full show starts right now.

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Speaker 2: No better time than the present to shout out our

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Speaker 2: hero of the week. It's Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Make sure to follow us wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 2: By the way at Brooke and Jeffrey. But today's hero

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Speaker 2: is actually an entire police department in Murrietta, California.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: They were dealing with a tricky situation at the start

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Speaker 2: of the year when a new law got passed restricting

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Speaker 2: how law enforcement agencies can share photos and mugshots online.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's interesting because the people's privacy and they haven't

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Speaker 4: been proven guilty necessarily.

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Speaker 2: Basically, the images of suspects who are involved in nonviolent

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Speaker 2: crimes are prohibited from being shared. Okay, so the police

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Speaker 2: department was like, hmm, we need to figure out a

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Speaker 2: way around this.

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Speaker 4: This is what they're putting their energy into their Facebook page.

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Speaker 2: It's worth it listening. You need to go to our

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Speaker 2: Insta stories to see this have broken.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I should do that right now, because you.

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Speaker 2: Know, when they do, like the police lineups. Yeah, so there.

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Speaker 2: They've now replaced all the heads of the suspects with

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Speaker 2: lego heads. So I'm showing my host a picture of

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Speaker 2: it right now. But there's five dudes standing in a

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Speaker 2: lineup next to each other. All of them have different

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Speaker 2: lego heads on.

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Speaker 4: So they they just like photoshop the lego head on

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Speaker 4: top of the photo so you can't see the people.

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Speaker 1: But the faces of the lego heads are so funny too.

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Speaker 4: There's like one guy smirking and sweating, another guy freaked out.

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Speaker 2: Which lego head looks the most guilty to.

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Speaker 1: You, brother, number yeah? Number one?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, with the downturned eyebrows. My god, it's so good.

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Speaker 4: Although the one with the red beard.

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Speaker 2: Number four, I have number four pinned. Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 1: It looks too cool and collected has been that lineup.

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Speaker 2: Too many times. He's a mastermind anyway. By doing it

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Speaker 2: this way, they can still keep the public updated on

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Speaker 2: what's going on in their local community while still technically

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Speaker 2: abiding by the new law that protects the suspects identity.

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Speaker 4: They just want to post about the petty crime and

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Speaker 4: put a picture up so that they can get shared.

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Speaker 2: Basally, people deserve to know that there's a crime that happened.

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Speaker 2: But look, we have suspects. Who's he gonna be reveal?

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Speaker 1: Lego is not going to be happy. This is any.

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Speaker 2: Publicity's good publicity, even for Legos. So congratulations to the

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Speaker 2: Murrietta Police for shim around the legal system. That's how

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Speaker 2: you become our hero of the week. Now let's move on.

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Speaker 2: We're going to get into the shot collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day with someone who would look fantastic in a

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Speaker 2: Lego head, our own digital Jake, Take it away, Jake.

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Speaker 5: Twenty two years ago, on this day, the world of

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Speaker 5: reality TV was changed forever when The Bachelor premiered on ABC.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, one man dating twenty two gorgeous women

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Speaker 5: half his age, all at the same time. It's a

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Speaker 5: concept that Leonardo DiCaprio refers to as a typical Wednesday.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So to celebrate the premiere of The Bachelor, today, will

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Speaker 5: be quizzing you on famous celebrity bachelors who are currently

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Speaker 5: available in a brand new Balenti twenty is gonna kill this.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: She has pictures of all the bachelor's with their shirts off.

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Speaker 7: She still drew in.

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Speaker 2: She has the advantage though each of.

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Speaker 5: You will give me a number between one and twenty,

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Speaker 5: and I'll tell you about a famous Hollywood bachelor.

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Speaker 2: You just have to identify him.

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Speaker 5: So let's start with a woman who's become a local

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Speaker 5: favorite of all the bachelors.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis. Yeah, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Give me number one through twenty please, number five.

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Speaker 2: Alexis.

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Speaker 5: This former superhero dated Jessica Beeal for five years in

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Speaker 5: the early two thousands, and like any Hollywood megastar, his

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Speaker 5: current girlfriend is sixteen years younger than him. Named that bachelor.

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Speaker 8: Oh man, I can't think of any superheroes right now,

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Speaker 8: which just terrible.

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Speaker 1: I mean more than.

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Speaker 8: Sixteen years younger. They're not that old, are they are they?

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Speaker 1: I think they're in their forties. Like the Chris.

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Speaker 7: I mean, if you're thirty five, you can date a

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Speaker 8: Old if you're Chris Hemsworth the store right, Yes, I

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Speaker 5: Go Chris Hemsworth, Alexis, said Chris Hemsworth.

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Speaker 2: That is incorrect. I'm looking for Chris Evans, Captain.

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Speaker 1: America sixteen years younger.

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Speaker 7: That's right.

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Speaker 5: They all do American way under brook Brook. Give me

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Speaker 5: number one through twenty please, let's go sixteen, said Leonardo DiCaprio. Brook,

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Speaker 5: This bachelor just turned fifty three years old. He worked

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Speaker 5: as a daycare teacher in college before moving to Hollywood.

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Speaker 5: Since then, he's had major success in both television and film,

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Speaker 5: and famously starred as someone Mad. But in real life,

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Speaker 5: he's going to be quite happy.

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Speaker 2: Name that bachelor.

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Speaker 1: Oo Okay. My first guess is John Ham. Is he married?

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Speaker 4: Because he said someone mad and he was in Madman?

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Speaker 9: He is?

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Speaker 7: He is well documented.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just gonna go John Ham.

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Speaker 2: Brooke said John Ham, that is.

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Speaker 5: That's correct. Brooke got that right away. Mad is in

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Speaker 5: the show mad Men on AMC.

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Speaker 2: Brook's still in it. Jose turn alright, I need a

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Speaker 2: number one through twenty.

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Speaker 7: Please, let's go three.

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Speaker 2: Jose.

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Speaker 5: This current bachelor recently turned sixty years old. He's been

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Speaker 5: featured as People's Sexiest Man Alive twice, and even though

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Speaker 5: he prefers to swimming pools to get his physique right,

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Speaker 5: he has been spotted in multiple oceans.

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Speaker 2: Who is it?

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Speaker 7: My first instinct was George Clooney.

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Speaker 1: He's definitely married to them all, that's right?

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Speaker 10: Yeh?

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Speaker 7: Or cheat on her enough to be considered sing.

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Speaker 1: And Maggie McConaughey is married too.

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Speaker 4: He's been married to his loving because I think she

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Speaker 4: was like a hairdresser.

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Speaker 8: I thought it was the movie Oceans.

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Speaker 1: Is that what he's talking about? Oh maybe?

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Speaker 11: Okay, I never saw that, and I'm talking like this

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Speaker 1: And it did it?

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Speaker 11: So I'm gonna give a shout out to one of

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Speaker 11: my favorite people in life, Jack Black.

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Speaker 5: Jose said Jack Black, that is incorrect. Alexis was on

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Speaker 5: the right path though it was a star of the

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Speaker 5: Oceans movie.

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Speaker 7: Pitt Brad Pitt, Wow.

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Speaker 2: I forget he's single because I, oh, yeah, sexiest man.

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Speaker 5: All right, Jeffer, you need to get this right otherwise

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Speaker 5: Brook's gonna win this Bachelor edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 2: Please twenty please number twenty.

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Speaker 5: This celebrity bachelor says he's hoping to find love when

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Speaker 5: he least expects it. He's only thirty six, and the

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Speaker 5: program he's most known for broke cable TV records with

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Speaker 5: seventeen and a half million viewers. Now that's something to

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Speaker 5: sing about.

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Speaker 2: Name that bachelor broke cable TV records. Nothing's breaking cable

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Speaker 2: TV records. Anymore. Nobody watches TV. Well, no, like seventeen million,

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Speaker 2: that's like nothing, So this must have happened like ten

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Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest probably claims he's still thirty six.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it.

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Speaker 1: No, he's like fifty.

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Speaker 2: Did Walter White sing in Breaking Bad Walter? There was

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Speaker 2: that one musical episode? O way, I know the voice?

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Speaker 2: The voice is Cable TV. Yeah, the Maroon five guy

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Speaker 2: is notoriously good with women. Must go with Adam Levine.

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Speaker 1: Really is he?

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Speaker 5: Though Jeffrey went with Adam Levine?

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Speaker 2: That is incorrect.

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Speaker 5: I was actually looking for zach Efron sing in high school.

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Speaker 2: Musical Out of the day.

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Speaker 1: That means, Brook, You've won today's.

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Speaker 2: Blentyenty.

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Speaker 1: It feels so good.

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Speaker 2: Brook is the master of the Bachelor's so she gets

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Speaker 2: to choose who get shocked, and they're gonna be singing

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Speaker 2: respect by Aretha.

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Speaker 4: Frank, I've definitely given it to my apprentice, Alexis, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm teaching you about all the single men.

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Speaker 1: Do we apologize to all of Aretha's family that.

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Speaker 2: Alexis? That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I have

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Speaker 2: some unexpectedly good news to share.

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Speaker 1: Today that doesn't happen very often.

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Speaker 2: Let's go because Brooke came to me recently and said,

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Speaker 2: jeff we don't talk about men and their issues enough

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Speaker 2: on this show. Is there a way that we can

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Speaker 2: fit in more guy problem talk?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I love that?

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Speaker 2: And sure enough. Survey of millennial men just came out,

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Speaker 2: and it's a little bit surprising, but seventy two percent

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Speaker 2: of dudes say they're anxious about how their body smells

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Speaker 2: on any given day care. Yeah, we do look at that.

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Speaker 2: Fifty two percent worried that they have bo and aren't

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna say, if you think you have it

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Speaker 4: and you're unaware of it, you probably haven't.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just a sign.

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Speaker 2: You can smell. Sixty percent say they wish someone would

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Speaker 2: tell them that they smell back if that was the

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Speaker 2: because you think you.

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Speaker 7: Would smell yourself.

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Speaker 2: Sixty percent of men want that, So Brooke, if you

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Speaker 2: wouldn't mind, can you get up out of your chair

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Speaker 2: and politely smell Jose and allerit him to any unpleasant

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Speaker 2: odors he might not be aware of. Okay, make sure

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Speaker 2: you hit all this, make sure you hit all the

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Speaker 2: sweet spots to armpit's neck. Actually nothing. Twenty five percent

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Speaker 2: of men say they're worried about the smell of their hands,

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Speaker 2: So Jose, you want to get your hands in there too.

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Speaker 2: Let Brook have a will like anything?

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Speaker 9: Do they?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Carrots for some reason?

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Speaker 2: Can you give us a score one out of ten

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Speaker 2: ten being the best smell.

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Speaker 1: Dog seven and a half.

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Speaker 2: It's a solid sea. Yes, Well look at that.

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Speaker 9: Brook.

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Speaker 2: You wanted us to do more men's stuff on the show,

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Speaker 2: and we did it.

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Speaker 7: Smell the man. Well, I'm not really imagining love boy.

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Speaker 1: I love smelling men. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Tune in tomorrow when Brook does the lick test and

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Speaker 2: she licksry redheaded orphan technical director because a new study

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Speaker 2: found it's good to lick a redhead. It's good luck

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Speaker 2: like a lollipop. Well, you're gonna find out for sure tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories is coming up right after this. It's the

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Speaker 2: radio segment that's teaming up with Walmart to sell a

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Speaker 2: brand new affordable breakfast item called a spestost No tastes

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Speaker 2: like real bread, made using ceiling parts from old buildings

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Speaker 2: And it's gluten free table. Buy your family a loaf

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Speaker 2: with Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 2: we've got a laser and there's other queas and farts

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Speaker 2: just this first Laser Stories out of Georgia. Thirty nine

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Speaker 2: year old Philbert Kank is upset at his moving company.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Philbert.

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Speaker 2: He was relocating to a new mobile home across town

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Speaker 1: That is so much description for one item.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're wondering what those are. I'm not gonna tell

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Speaker 1: Search thing, so we don't want to look him up.

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Speaker 2: But after initially reading the story, I can only say

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Speaker 2: it's a set of twenty eight dominoes with fourteen adult

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Speaker 7: So the domino says something and then you do that thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little bit of fun, a weird way

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Speaker 4: to play dominoes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it seems like more of a gag gift than

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Speaker 4: He's using them, I mean, Philbert, let's be honest. If

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Speaker 2: Philbert Cank immediately noticed and called the cops to report

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Speaker 2: the thefts.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's the cost of that, like twelve dollars.

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Speaker 7: I know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's like a family heirloom.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense, That makes sense.

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Speaker 2: He said he saw a mover place the racy set

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Speaker 1: Again, I feel like this is all on Philbert.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: If I can't trust this guy who charges one dollar

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Speaker 12: Right this?

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Speaker 2: Next Lazer Stories out of San Diego Beautiful. Twenty one

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Speaker 2: year old Joseph Holt was working at the Marriotte Marina

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was a it existed.

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Speaker 7: You just combined two ultra rich things.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the owner was trying to stop for less than

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Speaker 7: He probably can't stop.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that's when Joseph had to tell him the

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Speaker 2: bad news. The rich guy was not allowed to park

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Speaker 1: That makes sense, Yeah, you should understand. Yeah, you had

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Speaker 2: The yacht owner's response, he started yelling over and over,

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Speaker 2: I will kill you.

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Speaker 7: Nobody reasonable?

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Speaker 4: Are you telling me the Lamborghini owner wasn't a nice guy.

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Speaker 2: Shocking Witnesses even noticed the yacht bro pound his fist

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Speaker 2: into the palm of his hand, telling Joseph, this is

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Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do to your face.

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Speaker 7: Smash so mad the old school.

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Speaker 8: That's what.

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Speaker 1: I better stop that now.

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Speaker 4: Future Chin does sound like a bro, Hey, don't say that.

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Speaker 2: According to the police report, Joseph said he was trying

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Speaker 2: the yacht owner took out several hundred dollars bills from

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but that is the coolest.

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Speaker 1: Awful.

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Speaker 7: You look like a jerk, but how cool.

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Speaker 2: Police were called, but Joseph decided not to press charges.

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Speaker 2: He told the local news station rich people like that

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Speaker 2: will have karma someday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they will. But you know what

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Speaker 1: making him that?

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Speaker 4: If it makes you feel better, I can guarantee that

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Speaker 4: lambo guy is definitely over compensating for something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this next lazer store is out of dating headquarters.

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Speaker 2: Imagine you're on a first date with a dude who's smart, funny,

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Speaker 1: One Oh wow yeah, happy.

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Speaker 2: You with me? Now, imagine they're wearing a door the

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Speaker 2: Are you still interested?

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Speaker 10: Why answer the question?

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Speaker 1: Even if they're maybe they're eating a crab. You know

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Speaker 1: you need a bib.

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Speaker 2: I say it because a poll just came out of

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Speaker 1: And they asked about Dora the Explorer.

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Speaker 2: They asked if a poor fashion choice or too it

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Speaker 1: You just went to Dora Bib.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say, I know it doesn't make him

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Speaker 1: You could fix.

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Speaker 4: That's all the other things you can't do it jack

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Speaker 4: about That's true.

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Speaker 2: Here's the results. Only thirteen percent said it wouldn't matter

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Speaker 2: and thirty one percent said total deal breaker.

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Speaker 8: Okay, how far back you're starting, Oprah?

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Speaker 1: Like, are you fixeding the one thing or the whole album?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: The ensemble?

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Speaker 4: I mean yeah, maybe his clothes go missing one day

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Speaker 4: and you don't know that.

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Speaker 1: You're just trying to help.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if he's wearing a door of the Explorer Bib,

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Speaker 2: I feel like there's underlying issues that you should be

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Speaker 1: Red flogs more than a fashion choice.

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Speaker 2: The black people say they wouldn't even go on a

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Speaker 2: second date if that person seemed like a great match

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Speaker 2: for them. So here's the top fashion choices people see

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Speaker 2: as big red flags on a first date. Number five

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Speaker 2: ripped skinny jeans.

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Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, especially now, the skinny jeans aren't as you know,

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Speaker 8: it feels like the Ed Hardy T shirt of the.

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Speaker 2: Twenty ten Totally the whites. The number four oversized sunglasses,

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Speaker 2: especially if it's nighttime. Oh yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I always feel like that just means they're doing drugs.

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Speaker 2: That should be a red flat not a cool thing.

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Speaker 2: Number three crocs not.

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Speaker 4: Cool to crocks on a date.

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Speaker 2: Showing up to date. Number two a full designer outfit

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Speaker 2: head to toe. Yeah, gap one in four think that

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Speaker 2: that's a turn off with a full designer outfit. And

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Speaker 2: the number one fashion no no, that will instantly ruin

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Speaker 2: your date with someone is if that person is wearing

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Speaker 2: a full track suit. Whoae, No, it's not nice.

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Speaker 1: What if they have some chest hair coming out at

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Speaker 2: Just nobody likes anybody in a full tracksuit anymore, although

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Speaker 2: it is the opposite in the animal world. If this

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Speaker 2: bitty CrOx on his oh, he has definitely gone home

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Speaker 2: with me. That yes, I mean Laser storys has come

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Speaker 2: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 2: same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: In this envelope, I have the results that we've been

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Speaker 2: waiting for.

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Speaker 6: Guy.

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Speaker 2: These are not the results from your free clinic. I

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Speaker 2: know you were holding your breath there for a second.

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Speaker 2: These are the results from our producer. Because I asked

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Speaker 2: him to give us three words to describe today's featured voicemail.

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Speaker 1: Messages, he'd have it.

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Speaker 2: So now for the great reveal, let's open up the letter.

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Speaker 2: The three words are cringey, hilarious and boon dongle? Is

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Speaker 2: boon dongle word I.

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Speaker 1: Need to said attachment I use for my computer.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's just the dongle, but.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's got boone on.

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Speaker 2: It, boone attitude. All right, Well, congratulations to all the

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Speaker 2: hilarious and boon dongle all coming up brand new loser

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Speaker 2: line right after this.

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Speaker 9: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's

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Speaker 2: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 2: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 2: approaches you while you're out at the club and a

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Speaker 2: pickup line. Excuse me, milady, but are you an iron rod?

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Speaker 2: Because if you are, I could hammer you on my

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Speaker 2: him to stick his sword in a stone and instead

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Speaker 2: tell him, is that the black plague in your pocket?

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Speaker 2: Or are you just happy to see him? That's when

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Speaker 2: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play

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Speaker 2: on the air. Voicemails like this one next.

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Speaker 10: Hey, it's full disclosure. I didn't tell you this when

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Speaker 10: we met, but I was actually married for seven years.

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Speaker 10: It was a pretty conservative situation and I kind of

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Speaker 10: kept myself bottled up. But that's over. It's definitely over,

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Speaker 10: which is good news for you because currently I'm in

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Speaker 10: my skank shave and I'm proud to say that it's

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Speaker 10: been awesome. I'm not saying no to anyone. So yeah,

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Speaker 10: I'm not sure when you bump this to happen, but

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Speaker 10: call me literally anytime. I'm ready anytime.

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Speaker 2: That's how you make a man feel special, right there.

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Speaker 7: I don't say no to.

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Speaker 2: Anyone, quasi moto dealers, my own relatives. It's a yes

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Speaker 2: all around.

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Speaker 4: She's having a fun time for every.

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Speaker 2: Well, usually it's something that you point back to you,

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Speaker 2: like that was my face. You don't know it's like,

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'm starting it right now, gets are open.

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Speaker 2: Whoever wants to come in.

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Speaker 7: In the middle of my rock Bob want to be

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Speaker 7: a part of it.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate her living in the presence.

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Speaker 9: Good for her.

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Speaker 13: Hey, hey, deb, So I just want to check to

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Speaker 13: see if you like still interested in the modeling job

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Speaker 13: we talked about.

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Speaker 2: I just think I just think it'd be really really huge.

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Speaker 9: It'd be a really huge hit with the community.

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Speaker 2: And like, like I told you that this would be

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Speaker 7: You just need to paint your legs kind of like.

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Speaker 2: Brownish, maybe with the acrylic paint, you know, when you.

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Speaker 13: When you come over, I'll paint.

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Speaker 2: Like the rest of you like a dark green, you know.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, I really just think you'll be the coolest human

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Speaker 6: tree I think that they've ever seen.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 9: Hopefully we'll win a prize and and I think we will.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's just it's just art.

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Speaker 6: You know, next method.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we just heard from Brooks sol me.

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Speaker 2: He loves art, loves trees in the outdoors.

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Speaker 4: And I will say I did think that got less

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Speaker 1: And then I'm like, no, I think this man truly

452
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Speaker 1: believes in this.

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Speaker 4: You know, you've seen those like ladies that are dressed

454
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Speaker 4: like butterflies and they're naked and then all of a sudden, Yeah,

455
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Speaker 4: I mean.

456
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Speaker 1: That's what he wants. I'm gonna go with more stick

457
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 1: art for this dude, but you.

458
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Speaker 2: Know, it's actually nice to hear from a guy who

459
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 2: appreciates quality art on this show. And if you want

460
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 2: to be cultured in the fine arts just like he is,

461
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 2: then head over to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page,

462
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 2: where you're going to see some of the most bold

463
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Speaker 2: abstract art out there, including a video of Alexis turning

464
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Speaker 2: herself into a human pizza. It's Delivery, It's Delexis. And

465
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 2: also we have your favorite Loser line clip with a

466
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Speaker 2: week on there too, every single week like this one.

467
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Speaker 6: Next mesod Jared, I gotta admit it's kind of dude

468
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Speaker 6: to try to scam me, but you are by far

469
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 6: the most convincing one. Oh my god, so duh I

470
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 6: give you cash? What the hell was I thinking?

471
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Speaker 10: So I'm there.

472
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Speaker 6: Obviously in the clubs dancing waiting for you to get

473
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Speaker 6: back with our drinks. You never did of course you

474
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 6: never did.

475
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Speaker 9: What the hell.

476
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Speaker 10: Was that fifty.

477
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Speaker 6: Bucks really really worth being a part likeaer with no

478
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Speaker 6: integrity squad?

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Speaker 14: I hope you get robbed.

480
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 4: Oh, next message, Okay, I mean that's one reason to

481
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 4: never pay for your own drinks.

482
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, let the guy do it for you.

483
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Speaker 2: You can say that, but call me crazy. I think

484
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: they have a chance. You meant to steal her heart

485
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 2: but accidentally stole her wallet. It was a simple misunderstanding,

486
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 2: got it.

487
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Speaker 11: I was trying to make you about other girls drinks

488
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Speaker 11: with her money.

489
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Speaker 2: It's a smart man.

490
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Speaker 14: Yeah, Next message, what's up, baby girl?

491
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Speaker 9: Hey, you looked good last night and you knew it.

492
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 9: You knew it too, didn't You.

493
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 7: Had on that dress and them heels.

494
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Speaker 9: Listen, let's say you and me tonight.

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Speaker 5: Track.

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Speaker 7: I'm on the gun phone.

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Speaker 2: Hey track, Hey listen.

498
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Speaker 11: Uh, I'm gonna have to call you back, all right,

499
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 11: but let's say we're gonna make those plans, all right.

500
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Speaker 9: I want you to dream of me.

501
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 14: Do I bug you when you're on the phone?

502
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Speaker 9: Yes? You?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

504
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Speaker 7: Not only is that his wife, but that's his wife.

505
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 7: For a while, I.

506
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Speaker 1: Thought wife that really wouldn't care if he was cheating.

507
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Speaker 7: Is that one of your girlfriends? I hope it is

508
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Speaker 7: just them.

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Speaker 2: I respect him for choosing the girl on the phone

510
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Speaker 2: over the trash. Yeah, don't let a man choose the

511
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Speaker 2: trash over you. Yeah, you know you're work, then trash.

512
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Speaker 4: You get the loser line, jeff Remember that actually talking

513
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 4: to a woman.

514
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 2: There, it's still respected. Remember you can listen to the

515
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 2: Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and make

516
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 2: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. You

517
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 2: can hear all your favorite loser lines right on there.

518
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 2: We're gonna do a phone tap right.

519
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Speaker 9: After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

520
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: It's happened to millions of people. You meet someone off Tinder,

521
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 2: schedule a date for the next night, and find out, yikes,

522
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: they're a lot different than what you expected them to be.

523
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 2: Most of the time, it's how they look where it

524
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 2: doesn't really match up with their photos. But we're in radio,

525
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Speaker 2: so today we're gonna have jose just do a surfer

526
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Speaker 2: broie voice and pretend to be really into something that

527
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Speaker 2: he definitely did not mention on the dating profile. You're

528
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 2: gonna hear it. That's a little teaser for you. It's

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Speaker 2: your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello stop, sup.

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Speaker 14: Hello sup girls.

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Speaker 11: Bryce from Tindertown. When we were chatting last night, I remember.

532
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 12: Sorry I had a different number.

533
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no, you're right. That's actually the bench phone number.

534
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 12: The bench phone number.

535
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 11: Yeah, you're off the bench girl. Congrats, you're in the

536
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 11: starting lineup now.

537
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Speaker 12: I didn't even understand that.

538
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Speaker 13: What did you say?

539
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 11: Don't worry about it, it's whatever. Look, i'm picking you

540
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 11: up tomorrow night. I guess what I'm picking you up in.

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Speaker 12: I don't know.

542
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 7: I'm going to give you a little hint and see

543
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Speaker 7: if you can figure it out.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is that a motorcycle?

545
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Speaker 12: Uh?

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00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 7: Earth to Julia.

547
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Speaker 2: Do you hear that?

548
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 10: Oh?

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00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 12: I mean yeah, it sounds like a motorcycle.

550
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 11: Oh and by that, I mean, oh for two.

551
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 2: Come on here.

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00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 7: Look, I'm gonna put my phone up to the exhaust pipe.

553
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 10: No, you really don't have to.

554
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 7: Take off without me. It's gonna take off without me.

555
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 7: Rest in peace to ears, like all the ears everywhere.

556
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Speaker 12: I literally don't know what vehicle you're doing, Like why

557
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 12: are you doing this?

558
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 10: That's enough, Like I'm that's annoying.

559
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Speaker 7: Did you get it? Though, and I said rest in

560
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 7: peace to ears, It's.

561
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Speaker 10: Like, yeah, no, it was really okay.

562
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Speaker 7: You didn't laugh. So like I'm starting to wonder if

563
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 7: we're on the same page.

564
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.

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00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 12: Actually, what you just seem different, like different than how

566
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 12: I thought you would be, like cooler you mean, I

567
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 12: just mean, like like very different. Like your tone's just different.

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Speaker 11: I just thought so it's like, if I'm listening correctly,

569
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 11: it's like every time I read the engine, you're getting

570
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 11: a little hot, and I'm just I'm distracting.

571
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 7: If anything, What gets in your pants?

572
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 11: Girl, dude, it's like that petals like a feather, you know, take.

573
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Speaker 7: Off at any moment.

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Speaker 12: This is great, but I gotta I gotta go to

575
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Speaker 12: hold the phone.

576
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 7: No, I mean like literally hold it, don't put it down.

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Speaker 11: I just like want you to know when we're on

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Speaker 11: our way to the movies tomorrow.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, no, I don't think that's gonna happen.

580
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 11: There's like some fred in the slow lane, you know,

581
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Speaker 11: doing the speed limit. I'll lay this on that bad boy.

582
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:03,719
Speaker 7: We're stunting, bab do you feel is it felt?

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Speaker 10: I honestly think this is a mistake. I'm just gonna

584
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:07,959
Speaker 10: be honest with you.

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00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 12: I don't think this is gonna happen.

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Speaker 7: Girl, Say nah, say it ain't so say.

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00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 12: Naw right now, I'm not gonna say nah. Okay, I'm

588
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 12: telling you no.

589
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 11: Fine, if we're not going out, then you're not in

590
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 11: my top five anymore.

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Speaker 1: Great.

592
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 11: You know who's gonna be upset is Kaylee because she's

593
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 11: now well maybe she's gonna be happy she's in the

594
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Speaker 11: starting five.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know your friend Kaylee.

596
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Speaker 11: Sorry this is my real voice, by the way, but

597
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Speaker 11: but yeah, Kaylee set you up.

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00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 7: For a prank phone call?

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Speaker 10: Are you kidding?

600
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 7: No, I'm not joking. Well I was joking, but now

601
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Speaker 7: I'm not sure.

602
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 11: Yeah, this is actually Jose for the radishow Brook and

603
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Speaker 11: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 12: God, you guys got me going. I was spinning out

606
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 12: for a minute, spinning.

607
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 7: Out exactly.

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Speaker 11: In studio balk A love girl.

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Speaker 12: Oh oh, I got really worried for a minute that

610
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Speaker 12: I was actually gonna have to go on a date

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Speaker 12: with that.

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00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 11: No, if I picked you up for the movies, I'd

614
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 11: probably make you drive and I'd sit in the backseat.

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00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 7: To Actually it's not probably you'd have to pay. I don't.

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00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 7: I don't make a lot of money.

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Speaker 11: Actually, I may need some money for this call.

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Speaker 9: Wake up every morning mornings on the Twenties, Brook and

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: In today's second day call, we conducted a little mini

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Speaker 2: experiment with Brooke regarding a few of the guys that

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Speaker 2: she's dated in her past. And this is something we've

623
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Speaker 2: never attempted before. I don't think Brooke was expecting the

624
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Speaker 2: results of it, but I will say this, the numbers

625
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 2: don't lie.

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00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: Wow, you're going to stick to it? May no like

627
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: what is wrong with you.

628
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, maybe it's gonna help us understand the

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Speaker 2: unusual mindset of one of our listeners when it comes

630
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Speaker 2: to finding himself a suitable match in the dating world.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it coming up in a brand new

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Speaker 2: Second Date update. Right after this Second Date Update, We're

633
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Speaker 2: going to do a fun little experiment here that's exciting.

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Speaker 2: Before you got together with your husband, Mike, think about

635
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 2: the last couple guys before him that you dated. I

636
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Speaker 2: need you to rate them based on their attractiveness, just

637
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 2: simply one to ten.

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00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 4: The last two, Oh, they're both well, no, okay, one

639
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 4: of us are changing in your head. I'd give one

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00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 4: of them an eight, and then I'd give one of

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Speaker 4: the other ones when he showered five.

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Speaker 1: Unshowered, I go, okay, so we had really greasy hair.

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Speaker 2: Now, a recent study says, if you average out the

644
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 2: numbers of your ex'es, that is what society deems your

645
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: number is, so Brook you would be a solid five.

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Speaker 4: I don't actually argue that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't think you would. It's like you are

648
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: what you eat, you are who you've dated. And one

649
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 2: of our listeners may be dealing with a numbers crisis

650
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,959
Speaker 2: in his dating life. His name and I apologize if

651
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 2: I pronounced this wrong. Is it thom t h O M.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, there's an h.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, So according to your email, it says that

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Speaker 2: before the date, you considered yourself to be a six,

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Speaker 2: but afterwards you considered yourself a four. Now why do

656
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 2: you feel that way? Did you fall face down on

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Speaker 2: an escalator? What's going on?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 14: No, I mean when I went out with her, I

660
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Speaker 14: thought she was a six easily, but she's like not

661
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Speaker 14: calling me back. So now I'm thinking I'm a four.

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Speaker 6: You know you.

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Speaker 2: You can't lock down a six. Then yeah, what is

664
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Speaker 2: that right?

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Speaker 4: We just like put it out there that no woman,

666
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Speaker 4: no matter where you actually think they stand, should ever

667
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 4: be called anything but a seven or eight.

668
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, at least off to their face. But

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Speaker 2: she's not on the phone right now, so we're allowed

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Speaker 2: to be.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think you failed?

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Speaker 14: I have absolutely no idea. I mean, look, I didn't

673
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Speaker 14: put in like a ton of effort. Maybe that was.

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Speaker 1: It's one big clue there.

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Speaker 7: Listen, I don't know what her name is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what her name is? Do we

677
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 2: put that much effort in? Yeah?

678
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 14: Tory?

679
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,919
Speaker 2: Is it Torri? Or is it Thory? With an? It's

680
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 2: just yeah, okay, where did you meet Tory?

681
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 14: Dating app? Which I normally it was? It was weird,

682
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 14: Like I normally I kind of aim higher, I'm going

683
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 14: after seven to eighty.

684
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 2: Hear them out?

685
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 14: You got to wait, listen. I mean that was the thing.

686
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 14: I've been like kind of going after these sort of

687
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 14: I guess aesthetically more beautiful women. But it wasn't really working.

688
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 14: So I was kind of like, well, you know, I'll

689
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 14: go out with this girl. She's probably six.

690
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 4: I feel you do you always think of people on

691
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 4: this rating scale?

692
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 9: No?

693
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, all men think that way. Surprise flash.

694
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 2: We think beautiful women are beautiful.

695
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: Different.

696
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 4: That's different than rating every single person.

697
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: You mean, okay, so here's my question.

698
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: Women do this? I know women rate guys.

699
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 4: I don't rate people in my head, Like, yes, I

700
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 4: find them attractive or not attractive for sure, but I

701
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 4: don't play.

702
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 2: Was one of your boyfriends? Was the other one? You

703
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 2: don't rate people? Okay, I guess you.

704
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 9: Can.

705
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 1: I just ask them a question, go ahead.

706
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 4: I'm curious because it doesn't sound like you are attracted

707
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 4: to this woman, and it doesn't sound like you're interested.

708
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: Why are you calling us getting into to her?

709
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 14: I mean it's not as if I wasn't like unattracted

710
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 14: to her. I mean we were definitely getting along.

711
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 11: I guess there's people you keep around.

712
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: He's being rejected and he hates it, you know what

713
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: I mean? Like it's a what you can't have things?

714
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 7: That's true?

715
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 12: I don't know.

716
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 14: I mean, look, we just went to like a dive bar.

717
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 14: It wasn't like we did some big fancy dinner. I

718
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 14: wasn't exactly willing to spend a lot of money on it.

719
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 2: But if I don't know, if she was a seven

720
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 2: or eight, then you would have gone the extra mile

721
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: and like paid it.

722
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 14: I probably would have.

723
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's for you.

724
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 4: Were you nice to her when you were on the day,

725
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 4: I'm being serious.

726
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: Did you compliment her a little bit?

727
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 14: I mean, if we hung out and we laughed every

728
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 14: once in a while, it was kind of cool. The

729
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 14: one thing that was kind of strange. I mean, I

730
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 14: guess after we had been drinking a little bit, like

731
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 14: went to the bathroom and I came back and I

732
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 14: was going to give her like a surprise hug, but

733
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 14: she was she was sitting down on a bar stool,

734
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 14: and I kind of like gave her a hug from behind,

735
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 14: and it was almost like I got her in like

736
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 14: a little headlog.

737
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 2: You're standing up and she's sitting So yeah, a lineman

738
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 2: isn't right.

739
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 7: He didn't really put her in a hand.

740
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: No, my husband's height.

741
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 4: It's like whenever he hugs me from behind, it is

742
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 4: literally like a chokehold.

743
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: And I hate it. I hate it so much.

744
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 2: Did you let go after thirty seconds consciousness?

745
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 7: Literally false sleep?

746
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 14: I gave her like a little NUGGI you know, kind

747
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 14: of thing.

748
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 5: Like the are you joking?

749
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:29,919
Speaker 1: No, that's a joke.

750
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 14: No, it was just like stupid quick.

751
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 7: That's a little friend.

752
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 2: Okay.

753
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: I would never call a man bag.

754
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 4: I don't care if he was a twenty on whatether

755
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 4: scale you're working on.

756
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: And gave me a noogie.

757
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 2: Okay, but you're a proud Brook, You're a five. You

758
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 2: don't get to choose like that we're talking about.

759
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: She went with what was her response to the new gie?

760
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 14: Yeah, look, she seems startled at first, but we had

761
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 14: been drinking, so it kind of she just off and

762
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 14: we just got back to talking.

763
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

764
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 7: I'm sure when she realized it was you, everything.

765
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 4: Was okay, and her mood didn't change, like shouldn't become

766
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 4: more icy or cold towards you.

767
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 14: And to be honest, I didn't really notice because I

768
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 14: was sort of like not as interested anymore. I'd sort

769
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 14: of lost the desire to have taken any further.

770
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 4: I was like, Eh, whatever, am I trying to be

771
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 4: a jerk right now?

772
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 9: No?

773
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 14: Look, I mean I'm being honest with you. That's totally

774
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 14: how it was. On the date, I was just like

775
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 14: not into it. But then when I got home, it

776
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 14: was like I realized, out of all the dates I've

777
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 14: been on, and all the dates that I don't like,

778
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 14: I kind of liked her the.

779
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 4: Most was that she was the best of the worst,

780
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 4: right right, Okay, Okay.

781
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: I'm really concerned with myself that I followed that.

782
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 2: Position that some of us have been in many, many times.

783
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: So okay, how long has it been since your date

784
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: with Toy?

785
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 14: Then it's been a week.

786
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: Okay.

787
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 4: Have you tried to put any effort in since it

788
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 4: doesn't sound like you put any in it initially?

789
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean, look, I waited about four days and

790
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 14: then I called one. I didn't leave a message or anything.

791
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 14: I just hung up and then I texted her after that.

792
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, good. And they say romance is dead.

793
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 2: Well, some people might think they're coming on a little

794
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: bit strong.

795
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 7: Let it ring once bro ring.

796
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: But we'll see how Tory feels because we're going to

797
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 2: come back. We'll call her directly.

798
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 4: I'm actually really excited to hear her opinion of this

799
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 4: situation and maybe.

800
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 2: We'll maybe we'll have her rate you see if you

801
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 2: guys act want to hear everybody, and then we'll rate

802
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 2: everybody in this room.

803
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back not healthy.

804
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 2: It's a rape fast when we come back for your

805
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 2: second date update. Right after this second date update, we

806
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 2: got an interesting situation on our hands here with one

807
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 2: of our listeners Thumb spelled like Tom but with an

808
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 2: h in there, and to a few of us on

809
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: the show, it sounds like he only wants another date

810
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 2: with this woman Tory because he's kind to board, or.

811
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: He's being rejected and hates that. I can't decide which.

812
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 2: He doesn't seem that into her, at least according to

813
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 2: some people in this.

814
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 1: Room, according to him.

815
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,839
Speaker 2: To me, he said that, well, I don't know how

816
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 2: he feels personally. It sounds like he is passionately in

817
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 2: love that's trying to play it kois.

818
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: He told us that he was being honest like eight times,

819
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: so I don't know.

820
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 2: That's what a koy person would say. That tricked me

821
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 2: to true because there really weren't a lot of highlights

822
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 2: to cover from their dive bar hangout, except for when

823
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 2: he tried to hug her from behind and accidentally put

824
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 2: her into a mini headlock.

825
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: That's a huge highlight. I mean, I'm more a low

826
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: light for her.

827
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 2: It's kind of playful flirtiness there.

828
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 7: It's not well to some it could be almost like

829
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 7: the I do kiss. It's very cute and romantic.

830
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 2: That's the potential for it. Anyway, we're hoping to help

831
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 2: cure Thomb of his you know, eternal boredness and get

832
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 2: him another date with here Brook. Is there anything disparaging

833
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 2: you'd like to say to Thom before we begin here?

834
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I covered it all.

835
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, anything left?

836
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 9: Yeah?

837
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 4: What I want to ask him is if he is

838
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 4: going to be embarrassed if he gets rejected on the radio.

839
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 14: No, honestly, not really.

840
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 7: Okay, good, no pressure.

841
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: I mean she's already basically rejecting you as it is.

842
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 2: Sure can't be rejected.

843
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 14: I don't know how you know how much else I

844
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,479
Speaker 14: can worry about that if it.

845
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 4: Happens, okay, right, well usually so you just don't care

846
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 4: about that either, Okay, we're just full apathetic.

847
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 2: I can sense the passion in Tom's voice. Raight, sorry,

848
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,479
Speaker 2: tom My bad?

849
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 7: What if Thom's just killing time with us right now?

850
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 7: He's like, Man, I'm kind of bored. I'm just gonna

851
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 7: call this.

852
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 2: Maybe, but let's get it done. We'll see what she

853
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 2: asked to say. I'm gonna dial her number right now.

854
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 14: You ready, you guys, are you asking me that.

855
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, okay, never mind, let me just focus on

856
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 2: Tori here.

857
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: Okay, so many emails and this is the one we

858
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: chose to do.

859
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 2: I mean, Brooke, we're not going to turn down the

860
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 2: chance to interview a hard four on his data self admit.

861
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 2: So here we go. This is for Tho.

862
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 14: Let's call her.

863
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Tory.

864
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is her.

865
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 1: It is a dumb joke.

866
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 2: Tory, what's up? You're on the radio with Brooke and

867
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.

868
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 14: Hey, Torri, Hi, it's weird.

869
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: You know it's gonna get a lot weirder a second.

870
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 2: We don't know that for sure. We do want to

871
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 2: try into your personal life, just the tiniest bit and

872
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 2: ask you about a date that you went on the

873
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 2: other day with a guy named Thomb.

874
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 9: Oh.

875
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 2: You probably met a lot of thombs, so this one, uh,

876
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 2: he was the one that took you to a dive bar.

877
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 13: Yeah thomb Okay, I remember him.

878
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 4: Weird, he's weird or it's weird that we're calling.

879
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 13: No I, it's weird that you're it's weird that you're

880
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 13: calling me right.

881
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 2: Well, we're just trying to ask in general, how you

882
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 2: felt about the date and how you felt about Thomb himself.

883
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 13: I don't know, he's.

884
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, fine.

885
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: Fine, Okay, you're going to ask your Alexis on a scale.

886
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 2: Let's not let's not go to the super that's just weird. Okay,

887
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear that. It's weird.

888
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see.

889
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: What you want to ask. Like, we want to get

890
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: a sense of how you really feel about Thomb. Is

891
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 2: there like a chance that there might be another meetup?

892
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 7: Maybe?

893
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 14: I mean, I guess he did like text me.

894
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 13: I just I never texted him back.

895
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 10: It was a fine day.

896
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 13: I mean I didn't really seem like he wanted to

897
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 13: be there, but like I didn't really want to be there.

898
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 4: Either, So okay, why didn't you want to be there?

899
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 13: I mean, it wasn't like a bad date, It just

900
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 13: wasn't a day.

901
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 10: I don't know.

902
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 13: I guess I've been like going back and forth on

903
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 13: how I feel about him. Okay, Like part of me

904
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 13: is like I can probably do better. Then there's another

905
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 13: part of me that's like, is it even worth trying

906
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 13: to find somebody else?

907
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 4: You know, like, don't settle, don't settle for follows our

908
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 4: listener he's asked us for help.

909
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: I don't want him to settle either.

910
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 2: He also, I just you didn't say that.

911
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 7: To him, okay to her.

912
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 4: Is there any highlights or low lights, any moments from

913
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 4: the date that really stand out to you?

914
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 13: I mean not not really, Like I haven't even really

915
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 13: thought about him.

916
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 2: What do you mean you haven't thought about him?

917
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 14: I don't know.

918
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 13: Just like you know, you have an experience, it's like eh,

919
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 13: and then you just kind of like go about your

920
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 13: life and don't give it much attention.

921
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 7: Maybe no highlights is a highlight?

922
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 2: Like that's actually in itself that's interesting.

923
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 13: I mean, wait, are you guys asking me?

924
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 2: The similarities are actually pretty striking. I know that confusing,

925
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 2: and I like, I can't wait to see the fireworks

926
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 2: that explode out of a conversation when we tell you,

927
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 2: toy that Thumb is actually on the other line right now,

928
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 2: listening to this conversation. Oh yeah, and he wants he

929
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 2: wants to jump in and talk to you.

930
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 14: Huh hey, yeah that stuff.

931
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 2: So we're just going to back away and let you

932
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 2: two love birds talk this out.

933
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 13: Go ahead, Madic Sorry, I mean, I I don't want

934
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 13: to like hurt your feelings. I'm just being honest, Like,

935
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 13: I don't know. I just didn't feel like it was

936
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 13: that special. Really, no offense to you, like you're a

937
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 13: nice guy.

938
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 14: I mean, look, no offense taken. I agree it was

939
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 14: it was fine. It's not like we we didn't hate

940
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 14: each other, you know.

941
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, I don't know. I mean I guess, like

942
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 13: I said, I'm like going back and forth. Part of

943
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 13: me is like, yeah, why not? It was like fine,

944
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 13: and then the other part of me is just like

945
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 13: he's not even on my mind at all that we

946
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 13: even went out.

947
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: You know, is this where dating sat? Yeah, this is

948
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: what's happening.

949
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 2: Sparks broke.

950
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

951
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 14: I mean, look, I appreciate the honesty, and I'll be

952
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 14: honest with you. I mean I kind of only thought

953
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 14: about you when this radio show came on. They sort

954
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 14: of asked me if I wanted to do the second

955
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 14: date call.

956
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 10: So I mean that's fair, that's totally fair.

957
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 13: Like I think back on their days, there's nothing like

958
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 13: special about our date, you.

959
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 14: Know, like I get it weird, Like that's what I

960
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 14: kind of liked about it, Like the lack of interest,

961
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 14: Like there was no drama and like that's kind of

962
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 14: not bad.

963
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 1: That was actually the most positive thing that I've heard

964
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: any of them say, the.

965
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 2: Most romantic things spoken on the show.

966
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: Are you guys attracted to each other?

967
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: I thought about very long thought.

968
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 11: I think you guys are actually perfect for each other.

969
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 11: You're madly in love and you just don't care enough.

970
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,959
Speaker 2: Yet the bar is set so so low for both

971
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 2: of you, not even that this might actually work.

972
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: I think there is a bar. I think the bar

973
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:04,439
Speaker 1: is left.

974
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 2: Well, let's find out for sure, because Toy, we love

975
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 2: to offer you another date with Thom, and we would

976
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 2: pay for that date if you're willing to see him

977
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 2: one more time.

978
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 13: I mean, I guess, like the dating apps are just

979
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 13: so bad right now. Like I don't know if you

980
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 13: guys are on there, but there's just like herves and

981
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 13: weirdos and like I had like a group of three

982
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 13: things they wanted to add a fourth one time.

983
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 12: It's just like.

984
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 13: Rocks out there.

985
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 10: So I guess, yeah, like why not it.

986
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 13: Doesn't like her to do another one?

987
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 9: All right?

988
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 2: Well? Tom, Well, hold on, Brooke, he may have changed

989
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 2: his mind. Let's ask him, Tom, are you still up

990
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 2: for this?

991
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 14: I mean, I think it's great. I mean, I'll take

992
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 14: a pre date.

993
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 2: All right, I'll take and why not? How much worse

994
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 2: can it gets? Sure, well, congratulate. I don't even want

995
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: to congratulate you. It doesn't feel like it deserves a congratulations.

996
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: It's I have never been so depressed at the end

997
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 1: of a second day.

998
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 2: Now it's officially my favorite second date we've ever done.

999
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: Now that book's depressed. Good work, and you're going out

1000
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: one more time?

1001
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: Good luck?

1002
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 2: Are we done?

1003
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 9: Rook?

1004
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Why do I feel like this

1005
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 2: is going to be one of our highest rated second

1006
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 2: date calls of all time? Torri and Thomb, I'm gonna

1007
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 2: go with that.

1008
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: I don't agree with you.

1009
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 2: Are you in in twenty years? I feel like we're

1010
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 2: all going to look back in this moment and say, Wow,

1011
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 2: Tory and Thomb were couples goals. I mean, forget Zendaya

1012
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: and Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively given

1013
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 2: me Thomb and Tory for the relationship.

1014
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 7: They clicked so hard that realize, yeah they didn't care.

1015
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1016
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: Sure, if that's what you want to believe in, is

1017
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: this type of love, then I.

1018
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 2: Don't be jealous, because you'll never feel the type of

1019
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 2: love that was exploding. Its mean them, you know what

1020
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: they say.

1021
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 7: Sometimes fireworks are silent.

1022
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait until there's a marriage proposal.

1023
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: It's like, so, I don't know.

1024
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 4: I was thinking like if you wanted to yeah, sure

1025
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 4: that's fine, and she's like, who are you again?

1026
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 2: Remember if you ever want to get a second day up,

1027
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 2: they can always email the show. We'll call that person

1028
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 2: who isn't calling.

1029
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: You back, even if you don't really want one, yes,

1030
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: kind of maybe one.

1031
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 2: Just bored, Yeah, will help you out. It's broken.

1032
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1033
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 2: Fifteen years ago, we could have never seen this coming.

1034
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 2: But now we live in a day and age where

1035
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 2: you can get literally any item, any product you want,

1036
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 2: delivered right to your front door in forty eight hours

1037
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: or less.

1038
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 7: Amazing.

1039
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: My kids are so spoiled. It took a week once

1040
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: for a delivery. They're like, what is this? Why isn't

1041
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 1: it here?

1042
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 2: Send it back? I don't even want it?

1043
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: An what's your problem?

1044
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 7: Oh my god?

1045
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 2: Literally anything toilet trees, it's crazy, furniture, an O. J.

1046
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 2: Simpson costume for your dog, sell everything on Amazon, and.

1047
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: A little white electric.

1048
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 2: So cute. The only thing you can't get delivered from

1049
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 2: there is true love, Jeff. I mean cheap love you

1050
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 2: probably get, but true ones. For that, you need to

1051
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 2: go to a different website. And we're going to take

1052
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 2: you there next because it's a brand new Craigslist Misconnections

1053
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 2: right after.

1054
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 9: This Cuty Misconnections that was staring.

1055
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1056
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 2: One is in the Spirit Airlines Elite Members Lounge, which

1057
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: is not actually they do, and it's located in the

1058
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 2: kitchen of the airport.

1059
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 15: Chilis a working kitchen, yeah yeah, yeah, you do have

1060
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 15: to run the food out though. The other is on

1061
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 15: the pages of craigslist dot org.

1062
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

1063
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1064
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 2: titled peak at my Tiny Picasso Man for Woman forties

1065
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 2: Modern Art Museum. Oh, I'm just gonna read this how

1066
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: I think this guy would probably sound. You may remember me.

1067
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 2: I was the distinguished, well dressed gentleman you spoke with

1068
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 2: that was wearing the Gucci monocle and matching slack.

1069
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 7: Please tell me it was a shape of a g.

1070
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 2: We shatted while taking in the contemporary Cuban art pieces.

1071
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: I do like some Cubism, honestly.

1072
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 2: You ask me what all the noises were for. I

1073
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 2: responded by educating you about properly examining works of art,

1074
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 2: and if it so happens to move you emotionally, then

1075
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: it's strongly encouraged to let out a slight moan or

1076
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 2: a gurgle of appreciation.

1077
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: A gurgle, I've said a lot of time at galleries.

1078
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: I don't think that's actually.

1079
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 7: Is this the Mona Lisa?

1080
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 2: You really love it? You said you thought I was

1081
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 2: in the beginning stages of having a stroke. Yeah, after

1082
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 2: checks out, try at thought at the notion fod. I

1083
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 2: took a gander at you, and then my body made

1084
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:21,280
Speaker 2: some gurgling noises. In front of me stood a stoic,

1085
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: green haired, real life Mona Lisa with a neck tattoo

1086
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,760
Speaker 2: of a single piece of bacon.

1087
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: I do too.

1088
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 2: My feathers were all a ruffle after that. So I

1089
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 2: offered you a ride home, since you dressed like you

1090
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 2: had no bus money.

1091
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 14: Oh that was a sat.

1092
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, gurgle guy needs to calm down.

1093
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 2: A little bit, you declined and walked away. If we

1094
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 2: never meet again, I will always ponder about the deeper

1095
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 2: meaning of that bacon tattoo. Did it represent your childhood trauma?

1096
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 2: Or were you protesting to the world about an ethical

1097
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:02,720
Speaker 2: treatment of hall I will wait for your answer.

1098
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: I knew there were such refined people on Craigslist.

1099
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 2: That sign Andrew, let's going your next misconnection titled will

1100
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 2: you be My Forever? L cappy ten okay woman for

1101
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 2: man twenties climbing.

1102
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: Gym Oh, I get it out.

1103
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 2: You had the face of a younger Matthew McConaughey, but

1104
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 2: I almost didn't want to get close because I was

1105
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 2: afraid you'd smell like him too.

1106
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: There are some people that look like they smell, you know.

1107
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 2: I was the cutie with the box braid and tried

1108
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: to get your attention by stretching next to you.

1109
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I can touch my knees.

1110
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 2: When that wasn't working, I told you that I'm new,

1111
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 2: but my dad said I had great feet for a climber.

1112
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: Let's not bring our dad into this.

1113
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 2: After that, you tried to walk away, but I grabbed

1114
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 2: your arm and said, not so fast. Mister dazed and

1115
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 2: aroused out, You're coming with me.

1116
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 4: I like her.

1117
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 2: I asked you to spot me on my first bouldering session,

1118
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 2: and I was so proud of myself. I almost made

1119
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 2: it about halfway up the wall good, but I realized

1120
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 2: you weren't enjoying the view like I thought you were,

1121
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: So I did the only thing I could think of

1122
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 2: to get close to you. I screamed, trust full, and

1123
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Speaker 2: wouldn't you know it, I landed right on top of you,

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00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 2: my hero. Anyways, I wasn't able to get your name

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00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 2: before the paramedics took your Oh my god. I hope

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00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 2: you get better soon and feel all right? All right,

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00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 2: all right, let's try another fun hobby together. Yours truly, Jennifer,

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00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 2: but my friends call me Turnip.

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00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: I just feel like her friend is that bacon girl

1130
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: from the first.

1131
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 2: Just walking in the same circles. His next misconnection is

1132
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 2: titled Every Kiss Begins with Spray Pepper Spray Man for

1133
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 2: a woman thirties jewelry store. I was shopping for an

1134
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 2: engagement ring when you walked in, blonde haired beauty with

1135
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 2: librarian glasses and proposed to me. Pumps on your feet. No,

1136
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 2: don't worry, I don't have a fiance or anything like that.

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00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: Why were you shopping for an engagement rate.

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Speaker 2: I just believe you can never be too prepared. That's

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00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 2: why I was in the store. I was the eager

1140
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 2: gentleman in the plaid jacket that approached you like I

1141
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 2: worked there, and asked if I could help you.

1142
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 4: Help.

1143
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 2: You told me that you needed to get your engagement

1144
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 2: band resized, and I said, no problem. And then I

1145
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 2: asked you about your personal life.

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00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 1: It is a problem for her because you're not gonna

1147
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: be able to do anything.

1148
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 2: I gave you a piece of advice. Like my grandmother

1149
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 2: always told me, one of the keys to a successful

1150
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 2: marriage is having separate bathrooms.

1151
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 1: Maybe onto something here, I hear more.

1152
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 2: That's when I may have overstepped in my bounds because

1153
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 2: I asked if you and your fiance use the same toilet.

1154
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 2: If you do, it could be a sign that you

1155
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 2: shouldn't go through with the wedding.

1156
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: It's all about the toilet.

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00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 2: Before you could answer, I was escorted out of the

1158
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 2: building by a very rude security guard who pepper sprayed

1159
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 2: me when I tried to come back in and say goodbye.

1160
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like that security guard knows this

1161
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:29,879
Speaker 1: guy's first name.

1162
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 2: Now I'm not allowed within two hundred yards of that store.

1163
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 2: If you see this, just know I've got two bathrooms

1164
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 2: in my apartment. One is just for you that I

1165
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 2: do have to share the toilet paper though. That signed Jonathan, I.

1166
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 1: Guess two bathroom apartments are expensive. You gotta make cuts

1167
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:54,919
Speaker 1: where you can't.

1168
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 2: Those are misconnections for the week.

1169
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 9: Freaking free in the morning.

1170
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 2: Felicia is a new player with a ten year old child,

1171
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 2: and that ten year old child has a dream.

1172
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: What's that dream?

1173
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 2: Dreams of one day hearing his mother get humiliated on

1174
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 2: live radio playing a trivia game. And who am I

1175
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 2: to say no to a child?

1176
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 9: Say no?

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00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: Don't say no, Jeff, Let her live that dream, fulfill

1178
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: that dream.

1179
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 2: Felicia, are you ready to make your child's dreams come true? Today?

1180
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 13: If that's the dream, I think I'm looking.

1181
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 2: At squashing.

1182
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 9: You.

1183
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: Don't humiliate yourself just to help your child.

1184
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,959
Speaker 10: No, I think I won't fall on my sword today.

1185
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: You're really confident. I like that, Felicia.

1186
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: It's a good lesson to your kid that you're not

1187
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 2: always going to get what you want in life.

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00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:55,959
Speaker 5: Yes, true.

1189
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: I sing that song to my kids all the time.

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00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 4: What they hate it so angry because I'm already telling

1191
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 4: them no, and then I follow it up with that

1192
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 4: and they're like, you are er anyway.

1193
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: Just a tip on how to drive your kids crazy.

1194
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 2: There you go. Rest, We'll go out in the studio

1195
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 2: and think of some more tips for child rearing. While

1196
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 2: she does that, let's go over the rules everybody. It's

1197
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 2: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1198
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 2: you don't know when, you can say pass. But you

1199
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 2: have to beat Brooke out right if you want to win.

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00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 2: Are you ready, Forelicia?

1201
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1202
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 9: Good?

1203
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen eighty three,

1204
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson first performed what Out of This World Dance move?

1205
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 2: On TV thriller Boeing is making a brand new Air

1206
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 2: Force one. Does it cost more or less than two

1207
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 2: billion dollars more? What's the top part of a guitar

1208
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 2: called the headstock, the head stick or the topper.

1209
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 9: The head stock?

1210
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 2: In the US? How often is a census conducted tenures?

1211
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 2: What type of animal is a camel omnivore herbivore or

1212
00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 2: carnivore herbivore? According to Disney, how old was Alice in

1213
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 2: the movie Alice in Wonderland fifteen fifteen, There Okay, Brook's

1214
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 2: gonna come back into the studio. Good work there, Felicia.

1215
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 2: You says on my screener here that you're going to

1216
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 2: New Mexico soon for a hot air balloon fest.

1217
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 1: Oh cool?

1218
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

1219
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 10: They do it every year and it's absolutely insane.

1220
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 13: It's hundreds of hot air balloons all in the air once.

1221
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 2: It's incredible.

1222
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1223
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 2: Are you flying one of the balloons?

1224
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 9: No?

1225
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 10: Absolutely not, but it is on my bucket list to

1226
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 10: ride one.

1227
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: So that's a friend from high school and that was

1228
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 1: her hobby.

1229
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 9: Air.

1230
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 2: Yes, hobbies in the nineteen twenties were really crazy.

1231
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

1232
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,439
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1233
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 7: Cool?

1234
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready.

1235
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 2: Here we go, Brook, Your time starts now. On this

1236
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 2: day in nineteen eighty three, Michael Jackson first performed what

1237
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 2: Out of this World dance move on TV. Boeing is

1238
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 2: making a brand new Air Force one. Does it cost

1239
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 2: more or less than two billion dollars?

1240
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: Probably more.

1241
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 2: What is the top part of a guitar called the headstock,

1242
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 2: the head stick or the topper?

1243
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 1: Very head head top? I don't know.

1244
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 2: There was none of the options in the US. How

1245
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 2: often is a consensus conducted.

1246
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: Every four years?

1247
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 2: What type of animal is a camel omnivorre herbivore.

1248
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: Carnival, the camel is a omnivore.

1249
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 2: No, no, all right answered. We're going over to the

1250
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 2: scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose I

1251
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 2: love the crack absolutely cuckoo crack right, Felicia, you got

1252
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 2: four corrected.

1253
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 4: She smoked me, Ambro wouldn't let me get that camel correct?

1254
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: Question correct?

1255
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 7: What with or without them?

1256
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: Question questions?

1257
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 11: We've bressed your child's dream of getting related on the radio.

1258
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 1: By Felicia High.

1259
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers for everybody.

1260
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 3: On this day.

1261
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty three, Michael Jackson first performed his famous

1262
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 2: moonwalk dance move on TV. Yeah, the world was never

1263
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 2: the same after that. Boeing is making a brand new

1264
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 2: Air Force one. It costs more than two billion dollars

1265
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 2: three point nine billion. It is the most expensive airplane

1266
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 2: in the world by far.

1267
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 7: Wow.

1268
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 2: The top part of a guitar is called the headstock

1269
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 2: that sucks. A census in the US is conducted once

1270
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 2: every ten years. A camel is an herbivore, and Alice

1271
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 2: in the movie Alice in Wonderland, according to Disney, was

1272
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 2: seven years old. When she went down the Oh God, Elesia, congratulations,

1273
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 2: you beat. You get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.

1274
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 2: You win a four pack of tickets to Paw Patrol Live,

1275
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 2: playing in the Puget Sound region April fifth through the seventeenth.

1276
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 2: Paw Patrol Live is coming to McCaw hall, and you

1277
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 2: and three others will be there as they face their

1278
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 2: biggest challenge yet. For more info on tickets, go to

1279
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 2: Pawpatrol Live dot com.

1280
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 10: My kid's gonna love that. Thank you, Awes.

1281
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 4: Okay, well, Felicia, congratulations. I'm really disappointed at myself. I'm

1282
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 4: gonna go sulk at.

1283
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: My desk now.

1284
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 10: Oh, no worries, worries next time.

1285
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: You don't feel bad at all? Wow, God, no heart.

1286
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 2: First time comes away with the win. That's how champions

1287
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 2: do it. Felicia, well done. We'll be back to do

1288
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 2: Windbrooks Bucks same time

1289
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 9: Tomorrow, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.