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Speaker 1: He's another Jeb twenties. Hello, Hi, I was looking to

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Speaker 1: speak with Rosemary. Yeah, this is Rosemary. Hey Rosemary. My

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Speaker 1: name is Scott Brand and I'm with the homeowners Association.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm good? How are you, Scott?

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Speaker 1: I'm not too bad? Thank you for asking. First off,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: And secondly, I wanted you to know that I just

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Speaker 1: dropped off a bill on your front doorstep and you

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Speaker 1: might want to take a look at it. Okay, all right, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: like one second. What poor What is the bill for? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: you've been fined by the homeowners Association. Okay, I'll talk

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Speaker 1: to you later. What have I been What have I

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Speaker 1: been fine for? You're being fined for not putting up

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Speaker 1: your Christmas decorations in a timely fashion. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: bye bye, Okay, yes, I'm trying to go off with me.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm not putting up my Christmas decorations in a

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Speaker 1: timely fashion. It is November. Who it sounds like somebody

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Speaker 1: didn't read their handbook. I didn't know I didn't read

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Speaker 1: the handbook. I have not had time to get to

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Speaker 1: reading the handbook. Hey, well that should have been maybe

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Speaker 1: one of the first things you did, because our handbook

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Speaker 1: clearly states that you need to have your decorations up

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Speaker 1: by a certain date, and that date is now passed.

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Speaker 1: So we are passing along a fine to you. All right,

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Speaker 1: bye bye bye bye bye bye now bye bye now bye,

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Speaker 1: now trying to get off the phone with me. I

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Speaker 1: absolutely need to have this conversation with you. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, what would you like to talk about?

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Speaker 1: You not do that to me again. I am trying

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Speaker 1: to talk to you. Do what I was I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. Stop trying to hang up on me.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well I wasn't trying to hang up on you.

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Speaker 1: I just have some important things that end do and

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Speaker 1: I was trying to go phone. But yes, if you

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Speaker 1: need to have a conversation, what would you like to

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Speaker 1: ask me? I do not understand. This is absolutely ridiculous

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Speaker 1: about having Christmas decorations up by November. I'm not paying

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Speaker 1: a fine for that. Okay, well, I don't even care

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Speaker 1: what the handbook says. That is ridiculous. Wow, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't even does anyone else even have their things

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Speaker 1: up yet. Well, yes, most people do, and if they don't,

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Speaker 1: they'll be fine. Two hundred dollars, just like you, two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. You have got to be getting me. That

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Speaker 1: is absolutely unacceptable. I'm not going to pay two hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars for das well. That's actually kind of a bargain.

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Speaker 1: It's less than last year. Last year we were handing

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Speaker 1: out four hundred dollars from I do not care what

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Speaker 1: last year was. I think it's ridiculous. So you're handing

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Speaker 1: out fine right now, I've just moved it. Well, we're

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Speaker 1: also going to need you to reimburse us for the

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Speaker 1: decorations that we put up at your place in the meantime. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about. I'm not paying for anything. Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: we had to run to the store and get something

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Speaker 1: to put up on your place. So I did not

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Speaker 1: give you permission to go on my property at all. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: we are the homeowners association, so really it's kind of

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Speaker 1: our property, isn't it. And I depredated it's my property.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely unacceptable. Oh boy, you're going to be one of

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Speaker 1: those people, aren't you. What if those people? What does

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Speaker 1: that mean? Well, it just has a problem with everything

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Speaker 1: and doesn't want to play by the rules. That's fine.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe this. If I knew that I was

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Speaker 1: joining in association with a contemplating little foot like you,

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Speaker 1: I never would have joined it in the first place.

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Speaker 1: This is absolutely ridiculous, and I refuse to pay anything.

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Speaker 1: That's interesting that you would speak to me that type

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Speaker 1: of way, because I do have the power in the

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Speaker 1: authority to find you for more things. And I did

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Speaker 1: find some infractions on your property other than the Christmas decrety,

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Speaker 1: because you're tiny to the level that sneaked onto my

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Speaker 1: property and looks for things. Tony, Okay, we're going to

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Speaker 1: play hardball. Do you want me to get started on

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Speaker 1: your shrubbery? No, you've got just what a Who are

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Speaker 1: you your shrubbery? I measured your shrubbery. I measured your shrubbery,

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Speaker 1: and yes I did from home. Your shrubbery is exactly

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Speaker 1: a quarter of an inch too big. I should call

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Speaker 1: the police. That's what you call? Is that what you're

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Speaker 1: telling you? I'm the homeowners Association. I have a little

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Speaker 1: bit more of a I have. Association is an association?

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Speaker 1: You are a person. I am a person, but I

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Speaker 1: represent the homeowners Association, and I have more authority in

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Speaker 1: our neighborhood than any police officer will ever have. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you must think a lot of yourself, mister bodie pants

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Speaker 1: over there, come and telling everybody that they got to

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Speaker 1: make their slops an inch high. Oh well, she doesn't

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Speaker 1: listen either. I said your shrubs were a quarter of

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Speaker 1: an inch too high. So we also have to work

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Speaker 1: on listening, don't we. I am done talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I am done speaking with you. I want to speak

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Speaker 1: to somebody else. Well, sure, I can give you my

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Speaker 1: superior but there's only one person who has more power

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Speaker 1: than me, and that's the almighty. Oh okay, so the

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Speaker 1: only person above you is God? Who think you are No?

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Speaker 1: I was actually referring to the only person that I

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Speaker 1: look up to, and his name is je Bull. He's

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Speaker 1: a major celebrity, very good looking as well as what

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Speaker 1: can't he do? He can hell jokes, he can host

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Speaker 1: the radio show, he can do prank phone calls like

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Speaker 1: this one. I mean, oh boy, he is amazing. I

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Speaker 1: am so confused right now. This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your friend June set you up, did you say, June. Yes.

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Speaker 1: She told us that you moved into a new house

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Speaker 1: and wanted to distress you out about the homeowners association. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and there we go. It looks like somebody didn't read

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Speaker 1: the handbook about laughing, because this is clearly a noise violation. Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: bye bye, bye bye bye, wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jewel phone taps. We the twenties point five