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Speaker 1: Presents show, Harry Danielle, what do you have that face on?

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Speaker 1: Because we're delayed? Delayed it's the worst feeling in the world.

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Speaker 1: It actually doesn't bother me too much. I think you're

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Speaker 1: playing about. The crash is the worst. Yeah, I honestly,

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Speaker 1: as long as I'm at the airport through check in

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Speaker 1: with a book in my yoga pants, I'm I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: Whatever would you nothing you can do right yoga pants.

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Speaker 1: People know what we're talking about. We're supposed to go

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Speaker 1: to Miami Beach this weekend for the Gate Pride Parade

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Speaker 1: on Johnny's The Grand Marshall and a bunch of us

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Speaker 1: are supposed to go, and then there's that dreaded alert

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Speaker 1: on our phone that just says, you, guys, remember when

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Speaker 1: Scary Bethany and myself we're going to IOW. We cut

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Speaker 1: there and they kept saying all these things were wrong

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Speaker 1: so that we had to wait till the next mont.

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Speaker 1: We went home. Yeah, we went home and went out

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Speaker 1: the next morning. But would you rather be stuck at

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Speaker 1: the airport or here at work? It's kind of like

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Speaker 1: a double edged swords some shopping at the airport. So

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Speaker 1: at the airport? Actually, okay, I'll tell you what the

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Speaker 1: worst is. So I'm better now. But years ago I

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Speaker 1: used to be really bad with anxiety, get it, going

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Speaker 1: Now I don't like it, but I don't hate it

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Speaker 1: as much. And so one time it was so bad.

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Speaker 1: I was so stressed about this flight. I got a

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Speaker 1: prescription from my doctor for a pill to calm me down.

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Speaker 1: I got two pills, one for coming, going and coming,

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Speaker 1: find it, had many roads to go down on that one.

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Speaker 1: You can google that point going and coming. And so

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to take the pill a certain time before

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Speaker 1: the pill woar off and I was now stressed again.

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Speaker 1: That's like what parents have to deal with if they're

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Speaker 1: flying with an infant and they want to give the

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Speaker 1: give your children benetrol or alcohol. And sometimes benetrol is

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Speaker 1: the opposite effects some kids. It makes them hyper hyper hyper. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, so you never know what you're gonna

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Speaker 1: get with the benegroul. This is why I don't babysit.

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Speaker 1: Here do you want some I don't know. Here's a roofie.

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Speaker 1: I took my pants off, like right right now, people

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Speaker 1: It's an important podcast talking. They're looking at the food.

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Speaker 1: The thing, Danielle, it's a soundproof glass. Hold on sharades.

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Speaker 1: First word that he's doing the mind lowering. First word, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: So you're not okay, it looked like it looked like

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Speaker 1: what you just said. Danielle is pregnant. Look, I have

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Speaker 1: a black No, no need. We're all family. Huh no,

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Speaker 1: so rude, all of the suddy Danielle. Danielle Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so Janielle has to change. So we're lowering, you know,

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Speaker 1: the nudity shades that we have here. That by the way,

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Speaker 1: if you don't realize people, we work in it, why

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Speaker 1: is Kathleen running in here? We so we work. You

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Speaker 1: get a snapchat. Hold on, I just want the sachat.

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Speaker 1: Let me paint the picture. Hold on the pictures tasted.

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Speaker 1: shapeatur show she has spidy senses. Hey, your business all

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Speaker 1: the blinds go down, and she said, oh, ship, something's happening.

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Speaker 1: I better go inside. So, yeah, Kathleen, why did you

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Speaker 1: I heard I had to take my pants off. So

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Speaker 1: what we're doing is we're seeing if Danielle can change

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Speaker 1: shirt still on? That's talent. Yeah, I would take mine enough,

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Speaker 1: what fairness. He gets naked for you, Danielle all the time.

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Speaker 1: get the pizza yoga pants on for the plane. I'm

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Speaker 1: good look because I'm wearing a skirt and you're sitting

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Speaker 1: more tattoos? Shut no, I don't. That's actual hair, that's

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Speaker 1: not a tattoo. Can you see my underwear? No, no,

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Speaker 1: What filter do you put on that? What Snapchat filter

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Speaker 1: you putting on that? Hold on? You know you really

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Speaker 1: nice toes? To your toes are nice. And yeah, Danielle

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Speaker 1: just successfully changed her pants under a red blanket. We

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Speaker 1: it's yours. Now what Danielle did. If you, if you

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Speaker 1: ever swam in high school or college, we would call

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Speaker 1: did everybody hear that nobody's seeing them? That's not actually

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Speaker 1: be okay, I got this. You can't get all excited.

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Speaker 1: So you said you went from Elmo to Catwoman. Now

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Speaker 1: we know what you sound like doing Elmo. We never

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Speaker 1: heard you as Catwoman. I'd have a whip. Well, actually, no,

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Speaker 1: I would say to the parents, do you want Catwoman

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Speaker 1: And I would go like something like I am catwoman,

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Speaker 1: adult parties? Could you come back later? And I would

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Speaker 1: have to say, no question, did you trigger puberty? And

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Speaker 1: Are you hungry? Hey, scared? You like sausage? Scary? You

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Speaker 1: by the way, I just listened to the entire podcast.

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Speaker 1: In the last thirty seconds, what you talked about everybody else,

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