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Speaker 4: All right, Welcome to Episode three twenty three. Busting with

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Speaker 3: There subtle winners, subtle one. We're creeping and crawling. But

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Speaker 3: it's a long game, dude. When you're in at three

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Speaker 4: April is really an underrated time of the year for sports.

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Speaker 4: Rory milclroy plus sixte You know that's almost like you

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Speaker 3: Right now, you do you do Noble Duckies.

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Speaker 4: Plus six point fifty to win the whole thing. And

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Speaker 4: John Rahm to win the first round plus twenty five

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Speaker 4: Your boy, I'm gonna sprinkle some cash on Bryson D.

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Speaker 4: Chambeau to win the first round plus three thousand and

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Speaker 3: Calm Waters never made a skilled sailor for a boy,

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Speaker 4: Locked in, he'll be ready to go. He had it

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Speaker 4: because he had a nice showing last year. JP knows

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like where you're going with that

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Speaker 4: Ask me why yeah, ask me why? Why? Why?

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Speaker 3: Does busting with the boys and Wyndham Clark's winding Park's life?

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Speaker 3: Do those things just meet and cause him as of chaos?

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Speaker 4: We'll get to who's fighting it? Everybody knows the boy.

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Speaker 4: You shout out the boys.

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Speaker 3: More than anything, you have fun.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, more than anything. Time.

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Speaker 3: Now, last time we did the Booster with the Boys

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Speaker 4: We won the first one, really, the very first one,

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Speaker 3: last time we did the UFC parlay, it didn't go.

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Speaker 3: We won. Actually, none of the legs hit. You get

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Speaker 4: Can no guarantee this is the very least we're gonna

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Speaker 4: I think we'll be on the same wavelength, you think.

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Speaker 4: So we really lean on JP. We know we're gonna

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Speaker 4: go with the boy Chandler. Yeah, we're gonna lean on

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Speaker 4: JP for for Vulcan Diego Lopez, Yes, Diego Lopez. Oh

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Speaker 3: And I I are we on the same way way

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Speaker 4: I think it's a toss up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we are Lopez. Yeah, it just hurts.

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Speaker 1: And if he loses this fight, I don't know if

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Speaker 3: Oh, you always want to go out with a win.

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Speaker 1: It just has felt because we've seen Lopez at the

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Speaker 4: It feels as inevitable right now, right now he's yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So right now, if you're taking if you take

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because Chandler's a dog right now, plus one thirty six,

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Speaker 4: that'll be a fun fight Patty the Baggie, Patty the Battie.

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Speaker 4: to get you're starting to get that week of jitters,

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Speaker 3: It makes me want to pull the trigger and actually

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just get right there in the action.

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Speaker 3: When JP and I were in New York and he

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Speaker 3: in there with him. This is like it's your guy,

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Speaker 3: he's a homie.

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Speaker 3: And then we say hey Mike and he does the

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Speaker 3: point and it's like that energy that fight in the

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Speaker 3: fifth round with Oliver Era, like you think he's gonna

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Speaker 3: get it done. Like Mike always brings the heat. If

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Speaker 3: you're gonna if you're gonna watch a UFC event, make

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Speaker 3: sure Michael Chandler is a part of that card. And

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Speaker 4: I was gonna saying two great showmen to.

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Speaker 3: A couple of cocksmen just getting after it in there.

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Speaker 3: And so I think a good bet for this parlay

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Speaker 3: when these when these things come out, is it's not

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Speaker 4: Yeah did you see that? Uh that meme Mike quote

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Speaker 4: He'll be ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Sixty five years old. He'll be six packs, I think.

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Speaker 3: know what, Like, obviously Mike's got this like incredible work

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Speaker 5: You travel the world.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if he's on that one. I

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Speaker 4: But this is your stage, real clutch clutch, little coffee bar.

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Speaker 4: Roue and she's like, She's like, babe, it's therew's golden birthday.

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Speaker 4: It was a little helicopter bomb.

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Speaker 4: you're not just watching the three year olds.

438
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:52,880
Speaker 3: The entire time.

439
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:53,240
Speaker 1: Right.

440
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,640
Speaker 3: My two kids ran in there and.

441
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,240
Speaker 4: They had fun. And by the way, uh, Brian wanted

442
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,720
Speaker 4: me to tell you guys that you're kids were awesome

443
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,800
Speaker 4: to uh to Parks. That's all his son.

444
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,720
Speaker 3: His son. He's the straight hair he's got black hair, right, yeah,

445
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,480
Speaker 3: he's he's a straight kid. He's like he's four. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

446
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,320
Speaker 3: he's a four year old.

447
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,000
Speaker 4: So usually he's ripping around with with Levy, who's two.

448
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,840
Speaker 4: I believe we're three roose age. So he's usually around

449
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,159
Speaker 4: the younger kids. So getting to hang out with the

450
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,359
Speaker 4: older kids. Win and Willow were like awesome too.

451
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,600
Speaker 3: When is when has got to sing about her where

452
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,080
Speaker 3: she's like she does really good with young kids. Yeah,

453
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,560
Speaker 3: like she gotta take someone another wing. Taylor was very

454
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,920
Speaker 3: nervous about the physicality going in the bounce house and

455
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,239
Speaker 3: Taylor and be like, hey, go take care of that.

456
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,199
Speaker 3: I walk over body. You guys got to calm down.

457
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,040
Speaker 3: But then I like body slam one of them away.

458
00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,680
Speaker 3: I made it worse. So they owned it for a

459
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,800
Speaker 3: little bit. But Taylor made a point every time a

460
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,560
Speaker 3: little kid comes in chill, so then a little kid

461
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,320
Speaker 3: would kind of start climbing up. I helped one little

462
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,600
Speaker 3: kid in there once. I'd make you know, it's always

463
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,000
Speaker 3: uncomfortable grabbing a kid that's not your Yeah, but as

464
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Speaker 3: soon as the kid got in, when he's like, hey, hey,

465
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,280
Speaker 3: time out, little kid, and they all kind of just

466
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,879
Speaker 3: like watch the kid liked to stroll around for a

467
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,600
Speaker 3: little bit. It's once I got out, it was fucking

468
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,600
Speaker 3: ww and man.

469
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,280
Speaker 4: And't's funny too, like as a pair of you're like

470
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,480
Speaker 4: watching your your little one and then they're go and

471
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,480
Speaker 4: hang out with like older kids and you're kind of like, man,

472
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,280
Speaker 4: I hope they don't get like get hurt in this situation. Yeah,

473
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,800
Speaker 4: we're kind of like, you're kind of like up about it.

474
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,159
Speaker 4: So when we were driving to the game, he's like, hey,

475
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,920
Speaker 4: can you tell Taylor like his kids were awesome too?

476
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,880
Speaker 3: To Parks that's all time. That'll be a good note

477
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,440
Speaker 3: for Tailor when I get home, because she was worried

478
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,400
Speaker 3: about that birthday party.

479
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,840
Speaker 4: And as a parent, hearing that, you're kind of like,

480
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,000
Speaker 4: all right, can do it right? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, you

481
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,399
Speaker 4: feel like you're getting something figured out.

482
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,960
Speaker 3: Because a piece of me is like when I see

483
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,840
Speaker 3: Willow who's four, going there's like five or six year

484
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,080
Speaker 3: olds and she starts trying to mix it up I

485
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,240
Speaker 3: want to see her put her hands on somebody. Yeah,

486
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,840
Speaker 3: I want to see her. I want to see what

487
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,240
Speaker 3: kind of shit she's got to her. She didn't disappoint that.

488
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,879
Speaker 3: She did not disappoint that she was tossing kids around.

489
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,919
Speaker 3: I told her to chill one time. She's like, all right,

490
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,520
Speaker 3: and then she grabbed that that boy. She grab that boy,

491
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:49,520
Speaker 3: that boy like something. I'm like, yeah, walked around. She's

492
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:53,280
Speaker 3: got it. She's got the stuff I took. I mean,

493
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,000
Speaker 3: your elbow just gave her one to the head and

494
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,679
Speaker 3: she just didn't even blink My elbow. Yeah, I oh,

495
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,600
Speaker 3: my bad, sweetheart. But she's like, oh yeah, well, might

496
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,080
Speaker 3: have seen a little bulldog. She she kind of eats shit.

497
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,520
Speaker 3: She does internalize a little bit what you gotta worry about,

498
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,919
Speaker 3: but she does when it comes to pain. She's like,

499
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,200
Speaker 3: we had a birthday party in the summertime. I don't

500
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,240
Speaker 3: know why this podcast hasn't be about my kids. But

501
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,000
Speaker 3: she like one of the big chairs at the my

502
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,960
Speaker 3: kitchen counter, the big heavy chairs, like fell and landed

503
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,119
Speaker 3: on her foot and she was screaming, and I was like,

504
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 3: she might actually broke her I might actually have to

505
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,840
Speaker 3: take this kid to the hospital. I go, hi, Sweeten,

506
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,240
Speaker 3: if it's it hurts that bad, we have to go

507
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,720
Speaker 3: to the hospital. She's like, it doesn't hurt that bad.

508
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,359
Speaker 3: We're fine. We're staying. We're staying for the party and

509
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,679
Speaker 3: the rest of the day. I think she had like

510
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,960
Speaker 3: a bruise on top of her foight was limping around

511
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,679
Speaker 3: for like three days, but like after the party was

512
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,920
Speaker 3: possibly going away from her. It's like, we're good, don't

513
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,199
Speaker 3: worry about this. Yeah, she's got it. She's got it.

514
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,880
Speaker 4: Man, did you have the kids, do you? Yeah, shout

515
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 4: out the kids. Do you have a thing. I would

516
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,159
Speaker 4: love your intel, I would love your input. But do

517
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,879
Speaker 4: you have a thing when your kid is getting like

518
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,680
Speaker 4: too many presents?

519
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:55,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

520
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 4: Too many birthday presents. Because we're sitting there charing and

521
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,720
Speaker 4: I like, cruise open some of them and some charing,

522
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,439
Speaker 4: I are let's figure out how to like donate some

523
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 4: gifts so that way she doesn't have like too many gifts.

524
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 3: That's the move right there. Kids Talness are such a

525
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,359
Speaker 3: big family. They just flood, like they flood so many gifts.

526
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 4: Tell people to like, you know, chill, you tell people

527
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:12,440
Speaker 4: that like not get too many games?

528
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 3: Right, Like my I came home.

529
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 4: From a matter of fact, I think you're a culprit.

530
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,400
Speaker 4: You had like massive bags. Yeah, and I remember looking

531
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 4: at that bag just being like, god, damn it.

532
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 3: I know because I am an enabler, because I have

533
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 3: the same worry as you, is like I don't like anything.

534
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 3: I want my kid to have good work ethic and

535
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 3: not be like yeah and just be grateful. Good work

536
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,399
Speaker 3: ethic and grateful are the two like key pillars for me. Yeah.

537
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 3: So when all these presents are coming in, what we'll

538
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 3: do is we'll get all the presents, We'll see what

539
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 3: they play with in the first couple of weeks and

540
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,560
Speaker 3: they're like, hey, let's donate. And then you have to

541
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 3: explain those kids that don't get gifts. There's kids that

542
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,359
Speaker 3: don't have it as good as you. My kids don't know,

543
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,399
Speaker 3: you know. They they walk around my house and I'm like,

544
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 3: you have no fucking clue, man, Yeah, you know how

545
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,600
Speaker 3: tough this life can actually be.

546
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 4: I like that move. They'll figure out what they're playing

547
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 4: with and then.

548
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you donate. You donate them away, but

549
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 3: then you find out what they really love because you'll

550
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 3: be like, all right, this box, it's all it's going

551
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,440
Speaker 3: out of here. It's getting gone, and they like the

552
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,439
Speaker 3: little sit there with two dolls in her hand and

553
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 3: have a breakdown about it. But I sit there, I'm like, yeah,

554
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 3: you got to pick one? Which you got to pick one?

555
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 3: I'm with you on the spoilings stuff though. That stuff

556
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,880
Speaker 3: worries me because it's.

557
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 4: Again it's like I don't want to sit there and

558
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,360
Speaker 4: tell everybody to like not get her a gift, especially

559
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 4: like when you know, all my brothers, everybody wants to,

560
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 4: you know, be the uncle everybody like wants to have.

561
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 3: Like I'm sure Cody and w are sitting there being like,

562
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 3: who's gonna out gift?

563
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I remember telling Cody, I'm like, bro, just

564
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 4: get her like a like a headband that has like

565
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 4: else are frozen on it, like should be good with that.

566
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,920
Speaker 4: He gets her like a butterfly kid, which she enjoys.

567
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking, you don't have to go you don't

568
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 4: have to get gifts for her all the time. If

569
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 4: every Christmas is good, and then if you get like

570
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 4: a nice, like small, like sentimental type gift for a

571
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 4: birthday or something.

572
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 3: I feel like that's kind of the I think if everybody,

573
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 3: if everybody listened to you, she would only have frozen

574
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,880
Speaker 3: head bands because I think I asked you a couple

575
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 3: of gifts.

576
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 4: I recommend it was like a soccer ball and a

577
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 4: frozen head.

578
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 3: That's just have a dozen soccer balls and buying fifteen

579
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 3: head bands. Yeah, there you go.

580
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 4: Here's a Mowana one, here's an else someone.

581
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,119
Speaker 3: But it was a good party. Yeah, there's a solid party.

582
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 5: Man.

583
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 3: It was a good time.

584
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 4: Everybody assumed to have a good time.

585
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,439
Speaker 3: It was a big weekend for all of us.

586
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 4: Man, JP, your mom came to town.

587
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: She did. Mom was in town, first time visiting me

588
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: in Nashville, and it.

589
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 4: Was heard your dad was a little tight about it.

590
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: He was first words out of his mouth when I'm

591
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,920
Speaker 1: talking to him, that's bullshit, man. I was like, god,

592
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: dagn so no, But it was good. She wanted to

593
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: stay in our apartment with us, and if he would

594
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: have come, they wouldn't have been able because we got

595
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:28,120
Speaker 1: a queen size guest bed. But we hit Noko, best

596
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: restaurant in Nashville.

597
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 3: That's one in the east.

598
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, JP's high on.

599
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: It, high on it. And then listening room on Saturday,

600
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: which listening room is awesome. If y'all haven't been the

601
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: just do like writers rounds or you know, guys that

602
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: have written all these number one songs will be performing

603
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: them telling you the story behind it, which always amazes me.

604
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: There's like a couple of guys out there that have

605
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: number one songs that have been on ice for like

606
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,959
Speaker 1: fifteen years and then finally somebody cuts it and they

607
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: get their first number one even though they wrote it

608
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: back in early two thousands. The industry is, yeah, messed up,

609
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: but it was awesome. It's anytime you get to spend

610
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: time with your mom, like I feel like this is

611
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 1: the first time since college we've hung.

612
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 4: Out like this, which is awesome.

613
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 3: Man.

614
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: So it was a lot of fun.

615
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 4: We got to get your dad out here and offer

616
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 4: all the dads just of the busting with the boys crew.

617
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,719
Speaker 4: You're put on notice. You're expected to be out here

618
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 4: for the dad combine.

619
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 3: Except for my dad.

620
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 1: No, he's there.

621
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 3: Dave, don't have a Dave might have one year, tire

622
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,439
Speaker 3: a homeless guy and make him be my dad for

623
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 3: the for the day.

624
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 4: We'll just put it. We'll build like a penalty box

625
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 4: and just put him in the.

626
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,360
Speaker 3: Because Dave, Dave was talking about it. He's like, hey,

627
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta make this right, like I might

628
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 3: make sure you don't come.

629
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 4: Sounds like he's trying to make it better.

630
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 3: You're he's trying to make it better. But also, Dave,

631
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,160
Speaker 3: like everyone kind of thinks when we play board games

632
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 3: or whatever, like I'll Taylor, Yeah, Taylor would do that.

633
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 3: And then when you go, it just confirms to everybody.

634
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 3: I'm trying to rewrite history. I'm trying to break family ties,

635
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 3: and you're out here doing that to us.

636
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 4: Man, trying to break the generational habits.

637
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 3: You know, Dave's listen to this right now, just like God,

638
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 3: damn it, Taylor, please let me come back.

639
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 4: You're Dave your love back, all right, Dave Man, you

640
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 4: gotta have Dave. You gotta have all the dads there.

641
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 4: Speaking of dad mode, seemed like you dove into some

642
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 4: dad mode over the weekend.

643
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Thursday, we had a nice little flood happened

644
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 3: in our basements. We have a tornado warning on Wednesday night.

645
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 4: Do we had tornado warnings all week.

646
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: It was young.

647
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,439
Speaker 3: It was a week of tornadoes. And uh so we

648
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,880
Speaker 3: get in the base. We have a little safe room

649
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 3: down there. We get everybody kind of bundled up or whatever.

650
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 3: And I remember, at like three in the morning, both

651
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 3: my girls are like not worried about a tornado. They're

652
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 3: worried about spiders, but they also want water. So I

653
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 3: go and get them water, bring it to them, and

654
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 3: I fall asleep. Morning Tailing gets up and Willow get

655
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 3: up and they kind of go. Then Win gets up.

656
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 3: I'm kind of still sleeping. I'm like, I'm getting my

657
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 3: my time in a little bit. I go to get

658
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 3: up and I step on the ground and I'm like,

659
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 3: holy shit, like they must have spilled the water. And

660
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 3: I take cop more steps and I'm like, this is

661
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 3: not spilled water. It's not. So the whole basement is flooded.

662
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 3: And then I find this little drain and it's like

663
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 3: just covered in like random shit. I just a bunch

664
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 3: of ground stuff, That's what it is, a bunch of

665
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 3: ground stuff. And dude, there's like a dozen people at

666
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 3: my house trying to like figure everything out what's going on.

667
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 3: We're putting things back in place, and there everyone's kind

668
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 3: of just staring at this thing. We take that little

669
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 3: drain thing off that because it's suposed to it' supposed

670
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 3: to drain water stuff. We take that off, and then

671
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 3: the ground ship was everywhere and I'm like, I don't

672
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 3: know where this pike goes. And I got men, real

673
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 3: men standing around just kind of looking at it, like

674
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 3: what do we do next? And I said, why don't

675
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 3: we take a little strainer and put it on there?

676
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 3: And they all right, buddy, kind of give me a yeah, oh,

677
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 3: try whatever you want at your house. I did that

678
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,199
Speaker 3: ship and it drained all of it, all of it.

679
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: Bro that ground stuff didn't stay to change.

680
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 3: Change with me, dude, I have so much stuff. Yeah,

681
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 3: the water, the water stuff was mixing with the ground stuff. Dude.

682
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 3: We just had a lot of stuff going on down there.

683
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 3: And then the next day I come to the bus

684
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 3: or no, yeah, Friday, I go to the bus, come

685
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 3: back and there's this big ass like ferret and yeah,

686
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 3: there's a big ass cage stuff for like animals and shit.

687
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 3: It sounds like you got to put that together, and

688
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 3: it says, and it always says the same thing, no

689
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 3: tools needed. But you open up the damn little thing

690
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 3: and it's got like this bullshit screw. Yeah, so you

691
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 3: know what your boy did. I walked into the garage

692
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 3: called somebody, Hey, where the power tools that I bought

693
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: four years ago? They tell me where it's at. I

694
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 3: get the Milwaukee tools out and your boy put that

695
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 3: together too. So it was a It was a big

696
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 3: weekend for my man.

697
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 4: Card Dave activated.

698
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 5: A little note too.

699
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 3: That strainer is actually still right there right now. I've

700
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 3: left it out. I wanted. I wanted the real men

701
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 3: to pull up on Monday and see that. I want

702
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 3: them to see notice. So there's no water here. I

703
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 3: wonder how he did it. Probably the strainer. So yeah,

704
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 3: it was a big deal for me, man, big weekend.

705
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 4: The the tornado stuff was crazy. Man, what was the

706
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 4: big day? Wednesday? When it first started and the sirens

707
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 4: are going off all around the city. We're watching the

708
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 4: live stream on YouTube? What's that? What's that page? Shashash severe?

709
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 3: Was it see w or something? They're the best follow

710
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 3: when it comes to storms in Nashville.

711
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: The chat that you want to check is going nuts.

712
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 1: They're like an alien abduction has occurred in East and

713
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: then everyone's running with it and send us to updates.

714
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 4: That is too, because the one that happened a few

715
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 4: years ago, it was going crazy and I wanted to

716
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 4: say char and I slept through it, Like the one

717
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 4: that hit in East Dude. Yes, you kind of like

718
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 4: wake up and you go back to sleep, but this

719
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 4: time knowing that it was all going off and you

720
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 4: got the two kids upstairs and stuff, and it's like,

721
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 4: you know, you're starting to feel a little more serious

722
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 4: about the tornado warnings, like we're down in the closet,

723
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 4: we're laying on the floor and everything where it's like,

724
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 4: are you scared. I was like, no, that's not scared,

725
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 4: and she's like, Okay, I'm not scared either.

726
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 3: No, that's sweet.

727
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

728
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 3: Did a couple of years ago when that tornado happened. Yeah,

729
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 3: I'm in that georgetownhouse and Town's like, hey, there's a

730
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 3: tornado war night. You think we should get the kids

731
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 3: and bring them downstairs. And I was like, Noah, we're fine,

732
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 3: go to sleep, slept through the sirens, slept through everything

733
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: in the city, slept everything well up the next day,

734
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 3: just like absolute chaos happened in Nashville. I'm like, oh shit, yeah,

735
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 3: I need to be a better leader. Yeah leader in

736
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 3: this house over on this one Doro. The tornado thing.

737
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 4: It was happening all week long. Like I want to say,

738
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 4: on on Friday, I want to say, my dad got

739
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 4: in and then we were talking about possibly doing dinner now,

740
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 4: like you guys don't have any storms going on. And

741
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 4: then I checked the app and I'm like, oh, heavy

742
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 4: rains supposed to sit in five minutes, And just like that, bro,

743
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 4: heavy rainfall was going Nuh. It was a dump blowing sideways.

744
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 4: A tree. A tree goes down on the road that

745
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 4: takes out the power for like half the block. It

746
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 4: was crazy, dude.

747
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 7: Did.

748
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah generator. I don't even know if the generator worked

749
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 3: or not because I had power the whole time. But good,

750
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 3: good time.

751
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 6: You sent that text on Wednesday asking about power.

752
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 3: Was like, no, no, dude, I ad trust me, I

753
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 3: would have been. I've been walking around that rain. There

754
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 3: were some lightning strikes though that I felt like we're

755
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 3: on top of me. I was like I was going

756
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 3: out torn hitting the animals, like making sure they're all good.

757
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 3: And at one point there was like a like a

758
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: light flash and like the top of my hair felt

759
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 3: like it got staticky, and then a loud crack right

760
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: after that, and I like, legit was like, uh, these

761
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 3: animals gotta fend for themselves tonight.

762
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 6: Like a flash of lightning happens, y'all do that old

763
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 6: like wives tell where you count? Like one Mississippi, two Mississippi.

764
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, the thunder happens.

765
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 5: You're like, that's how far away? Yeah?

766
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's a good one.

767
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 4: That's a good We're playing PUBG that night, and uh,

768
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 4: the storm would happen or the lightning would strike, and

769
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 4: I'm just sitting there in my head counting. I'm like,

770
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 4: don't worry, boys, is like twenty miles away right now.

771
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of pub G, what a game you? Yeah?

772
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 4: Got you on?

773
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 3: And you guys did it in a way that I

774
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 3: couldn't say no. Yeah, like shirm and Will pulled me

775
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 3: into our little the den, a little area where we

776
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 3: do it where we stream, and I'm like, oh shit,

777
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 3: who's on the hot seat And they're like, no, it's

778
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 3: not a hot seat, it's the opportunity seat. Like, oh shit,

779
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 3: what's happening? They're like, PUBG, we need a fourth tonight.

780
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 3: You in And I immediately called Dayalen.

781
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

782
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 3: I was like can I do this? Do you have

783
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 3: any plants? So much fun?

784
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 4: It was like a dream of mine was coming to

785
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,959
Speaker 4: life because I brought up Pug I brought up Rainbow

786
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 4: six back in the wrist days. Yeah, during COVID, Yes,

787
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 4: and seeing it all come to life like it was

788
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 4: a it was a proud moment.

789
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 3: That that makes me look back at the COVID time

790
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 3: and say, we miss an op. Yeah, with the PUBG said,

791
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to pull it off that will though,

792
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 3: because our boy Brad well then also we had five

793
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 3: to biscuit and you have to play a four. Yeah,

794
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 3: so Brad Brad would have been essentially Jared.

795
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm assuming he just can't really play shooter games

796
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 4: like you got your boys who just for whatever reason,

797
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,479
Speaker 4: they can't play shooter games that well, and he's one

798
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 4: of those guys that you just can't like, all right,

799
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 4: let's just play risk or let's play Rocket League, and

800
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 4: then you just leave them off on the side.

801
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about what Jared did?

802
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 4: So Jared? So, Jared and Taylor have this rivalry going on.

803
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 4: It's like a sibling rivalry rivalry.

804
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 3: He's a little bro.

805
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, little bro, big bro. That dynamic goes on at

806
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 4: all times, that little rivalry goes on, it seems it

807
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 4: feels like at all times at the shop, it's knowing

808
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 4: that we were gonna get Jared and Taylor on the

809
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 4: game on pub G. We already knew it was gonna

810
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 4: be fireworks, yep. And so I start planning in Jared's

811
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 4: ear to kill Taylor when he lands in PUBG. And

812
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 4: then Jared looks at me like as he leaves, and

813
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 4: JP and Coop I believe we're standing there and j

814
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 4: and Jared was like, you have my word, I'll kill him,

815
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, I'm walked off that night, Taylor's

816
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 4: on before Jared can get on, it's just me, Sherman

817
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 4: Taylor playing, and then Taylor starts like, Hey, I'm gonna

818
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 4: kill Jared, and then text and in our group cho

819
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 4: with me, him and Suham like I'm gonna I'm gonna

820
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 4: kill Jered whenever we land, and I'm just grinning behind

821
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 4: the phone, knowing that both of them want to kill

822
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 4: each other when they.

823
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 3: Well, Sherm said, when we first got on, He's like,

824
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 3: I can't wait for Jared to get on because you

825
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 3: know one of them is gonna kill each other.

826
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

827
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, So when I Jared's gonna hit you both, I'm like, hey,

828
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 3: should I kill Jared? But my the way my add works.

829
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 3: I put my phone down then to completely forgot about it.

830
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 4: But I'm texting you on the side. I'm like, I'm

831
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 4: telling Jared and Taylor both on the side. I'm telling Jared, Hey,

832
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 4: Taylor said he's gonna kill yeah. And then I'm texting Taylor.

833
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, Jared said he's gonna kill you, so

834
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 4: you got to move fast when you land. And then

835
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 4: I text sure him just one on one, like this

836
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 4: is awesome, Jared kall, this is gonna be hilarious. They

837
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 4: both land and we're starting to loot, and if you're

838
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 4: not familiar with PUBG, you're like loot and you're trying

839
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 4: to pick up gear and everything else. Jared, I see

840
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 4: him run across my window, like going to kill you.

841
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 4: And then I just hear Taylor on the mic saying, oh,

842
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 4: I don't have any AMO yet, and I'm like, oh,

843
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 4: Jared's gonna get the boy, Taylor. So I go into

844
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 4: the room to watch this unfold. Jared knocks down Taylor.

845
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 4: And in this game, you don't kill anybody outright. You

846
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 4: knock them down first, and then they're crawling and then

847
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 4: you would have to finish them off. And then they're

848
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 4: out of the game. They're out of the game unless

849
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 4: you like bring them back to life.

850
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 3: And when you first drop in the game, like there's

851
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 3: like you guys are referring to it as hot drops.

852
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: And then sometimes you drop and there's like nobody around.

853
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 4: Yeah we dropped.

854
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 3: There was really nobody around us. Yeah, so I'm kind

855
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 3: of going, I go, hey, I got no if anybody

856
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 3: has any And then all of a sudden, I get shot.

857
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 3: My little screen like vibrates and I see little blood

858
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 3: pop up. I'm like, eh, taking shots. I'm taking shots.

859
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 3: And then I get knocked and it's like, you know,

860
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 3: you've been knocked in it, and it puts you in

861
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 3: this like a little like Crawley position, and I just

862
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 3: like pan my camera over and I see Jared like

863
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 3: standing there pressing his pelvis against me, crawling around.

864
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 4: Jared starts tea bagging this and we're all laughing, and

865
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 4: then he picks Taylor up, so it's like, okay, he's

866
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 4: gonna pick him up, like, let's start playing the game.

867
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 4: He knocks Taylor again, Yes, picks him up, knocks him

868
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 4: a third time.

869
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 3: It's still funny.

870
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 4: We're all sitting there on my Jared what are you doing?

871
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 4: Like time times running out, like we're gonna have to

872
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 4: the story. Come stop knocking him down, like, let's start

873
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 4: playing now. Then Jared kills him, like executes him and

874
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 4: murders him to where he's out of the game.

875
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 3: It's like you've been killed.

876
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're like, Jared, what the fuck are you doing?

877
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 1: Bro?

878
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 4: He's like, you told me and just like that, Jared

879
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 4: is that friend where in high school if you getting

880
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 4: trouble in front of your parents. He starts narking and

881
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 4: saying everything. He's like, will text to me this, say,

882
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 4: like nine PM, make sure you know, hey, make sure

883
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 4: you kill Taylor. Taylor's gonna kill you will. Sends a

884
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 4: screenshot saying Taylor's gonna kill you will sing all this

885
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 4: shirms there, shirms, laugh and saying kill him. And he

886
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 4: just starts outing everybody and we're we're all just laughing,

887
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 4: like bro, relax and the whole time.

888
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 3: In the game, I'm so new to the him, Like

889
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 3: am I just done for this round? Then like I

890
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 3: just gotta sit here and wait, So Jared's gotta go

891
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 3: revamp me. He takes on fire. Yeah, it was a

892
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 3: fucking deal, man.

893
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 4: It was a fun night though we were up goon

894
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 4: until like two in the morning.

895
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 3: I feel like we got late at night. It was

896
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 3: lately got that chicken dinner there. Yeah, it was massive.

897
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 3: It was a massive deal.

898
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 8: The chatter was just epic for the remainder of the

899
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 8: night between Will and Taylor. Everything turned into a fight

900
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 8: from there on. Out of Jared got the scope that

901
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 8: Taylor wanted, wouldn't give it to Taylor. It was like

902
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 8: trying to get you to like do or like say

903
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 8: things like you forgave him or like hates all you

904
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 8: knocked me and that I'll give you the scope.

905
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's gonnaccount for anything.

906
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.

907
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 8: And I loved how deep his voice was when he

908
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 8: was knocking you. He was like, yeah, what do you

909
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 8: think about that tailor what do you think of it?

910
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 8: And then as soon as Taylor was like when he

911
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 8: killed Taylor and we're like, dude, what are you doing?

912
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 8: And he started narking on everybody, he went the high

913
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 8: pitch voice.

914
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 5: It was like, well, I don't even know. It was

915
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 5: just like the tail of two Jared's Yeah.

916
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 4: That night, I want to say, uh, the sleep our

917
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 4: count was low. However, what I got in the mail.

918
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 4: I've gotten all my Ashton Hall ship those Ashton Hall.

919
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 3: Come on, come on bro oh oh yeah.

920
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 4: Dude, sorry, yeah, yeah yeah. He's a leader fault. He's

921
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 4: got these magnetic nasal strips and I got him in

922
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,240
Speaker 4: the mail, and I shit you not. They're game changers. Really,

923
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 4: these are game changers. Boys like you have. There's different

924
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 4: tapes going. Yeah, there's like tapes out there that try

925
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 4: to like that stay stiffed and they try to expand

926
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,919
Speaker 4: your nostrils. This one it has like a little piece

927
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 4: of tape on each side and has this little magnetic

928
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 4: strip right, and so then you have like this fixed

929
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 4: like hard material nasal strip to where it magnetizes to it,

930
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 4: so it expands your nostrils far. So I have the

931
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 4: mouth tape on, I have the nostril magnetic strips now,

932
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 4: and bro, I think I only got like five hours

933
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 4: and some changes sleep. I logged an eighty sleep score

934
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 4: on my garment. No shit, yeah, this and everything I'm

935
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 4: telling you type in uh type in magnetic nasal strip.

936
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 3: Let me ask you this so we can at least.

937
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 4: Shut out the brand. So in case people that want

938
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 4: to get their sleep game in order.

939
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 3: How does it work with the face routine though, So.

940
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 4: You'll do your face routine. Make sure you're dry up. Now.

941
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 4: Our boy ash and Hall uses a banana to clean

942
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 4: his face. I haven't gotten that far yet. I'll just

943
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 4: use the face walls. I'll do my little night routine

944
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 4: on my face. Yeah yeah, but I'll just I'll put

945
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 4: I'll make sure it's dry. Yeah. Intake, Intake bands, magnetic

946
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 4: Intake bands is the spot, is the place to order from.

947
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 4: And uh so you you'll have your you'll still have

948
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 4: like your dry skin. You'll get it dry and you'll

949
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 4: just tape them on and it'll magnetize it up and.

950
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 3: Just put like an oil on. There's an oil. A

951
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 3: dance on my face is like greasy.

952
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 4: You might have to try it out an experiment. Who knows.

953
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 4: Yeah again ash and All, he rubs the banana and

954
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 4: so I'm sure there's a little bit of moisture when

955
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 4: he does it. Who knows.

956
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this cuts.

957
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 4: But I'm just letting you know. Intake, that's the brand.

958
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 4: It is a game changer, all right. Good to know

959
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 4: that might have to be my shot out.

960
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 7: No free show to say, we normally give no free shadows.

961
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 3: That's true.

962
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 4: Oh, Yeah, we are no Free shotow podcast Free Shotouts.

963
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,279
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964
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965
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Speaker 3: amazing fix. Bojangle's Breakfast is the best biscuit sandwich in

966
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Speaker 3: the game. Like they're iconic, Cajun file A. Bojangles Supremes

967
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Speaker 3: are always a good choice, especially when paired with sauces

968
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972
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973
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974
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976
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Speaker 4: You get the Cajun pl a biscuit. Boys, Bang, this

977
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 4: is the move. Honey, you put honey on this.

978
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 3: Gotta put honey on it.

979
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: Do what.

980
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 4: We have some I think, oh shit, we got honey.

981
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 4: You want to take a bite. I know you know,

982
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 4: just to not I'm sure people are watching that.

983
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

984
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 4: I wonder what this is gonna taste like in your mouth.

985
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 4: And we gotta get these free. We gotta get these

986
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 4: free Cajun biscuits. Yeah the biscuit is soft. Yes, do

987
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,720
Speaker 4: you want honey Taylor?

988
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 3: Yo, got extras?

989
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 4: We just cut them this part, yeah that way.

990
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 6: Right?

991
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, you want it?

992
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 4: All right?

993
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 3: Oh? Nice, we got it, We got it.

994
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 4: Here we go.

995
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 9: It.

996
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 4: So my shout out bout free shot out this week

997
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 4: is going to be intake magnetic bands in your nose.

998
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 4: I'm telling you and everybody listening, parent life, it doesn't matter.

999
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 4: This ship is a game changer. I swear to God.

1000
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 4: I think there is supposed to help to people with

1001
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 4: deviated symptoms because the tape doesn't necessarily work like the

1002
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 4: tape brands out there. But the magnetic one, Bro, it's

1003
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 4: like this fixed hard material, so it expands out your

1004
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 4: nostrils and it has all these different levels for your nose.

1005
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 4: So if you want to if you want a massive one,

1006
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 4: if you want a smaller one, if you have a

1007
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 4: little petit nose. I don't know if anybody on the

1008
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,240
Speaker 4: bus has a petite nose. Maybe sure you got cula

1009
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 4: button nose, come on, but yeah, intake, intake.

1010
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, honey, I got my shoutout.

1011
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 3: No free shout out is getting go my shoutout, no

1012
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 3: bow shout, my shoutout bou free shout out goes to

1013
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 3: deep laughter on the microphone while playing online with the boys.

1014
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 3: When you when someone just says something or we just

1015
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 3: it's late at night and you just get the giggles

1016
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 3: and everyone just kind of laughing and it's quiet for

1017
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 3: a little bit and then someone's laughter starts more laughter

1018
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 3: for everybody else. There's really not an endorphin spike like

1019
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 3: anything else.

1020
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: It is.

1021
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 3: It is amazing, Okay, Mitch, talk to him, Mitch.

1022
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 7: So I it's it's not okay. I'm not going to

1023
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 7: preface it. My shoutow, no free shout out is my

1024
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 7: shout out. Bo free shout out is getting up really

1025
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 7: early and like knocking out a workout or doing whatever

1026
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 7: you need to do, and then like getting to work

1027
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 7: early and then just knocking some shit out and then

1028
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 7: you feel like, okay, that was a productive morning. I

1029
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 7: got up at six fifteen this morning. I ran a

1030
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 7: mile and a half. Signed I signed up for a

1031
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 7: five k on set last Saturday for this coming Saturday,

1032
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 7: not realizing that we travel all week, so I'm not

1033
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 7: gonna be able to run for the rest of the week.

1034
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 7: But like, yeah, I have this triathlon coming up. So

1035
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 7: I ran this morning, got to work at like seven

1036
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 7: point thirty, knocked some shit out here, and I was like,

1037
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 7: this was a productive ass morning, Like this felt good.

1038
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 7: I'm I'm a bit tired, but I got a coffee

1039
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 7: and it felt really good this morning.

1040
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 3: You're just like a baby tonight too.

1041
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you got that run in so you could

1042
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 5: eat this bit.

1043
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 4: Shut up bow for you. Shout out Ashton Hall. He's

1044
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:42,919
Speaker 4: changing lives.

1045
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 3: He's changing lives.

1046
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 4: Jangles gotta get him on bow Jak.

1047
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 3: Guys, there's something about this bess here real quick, that

1048
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 3: bite you take after minutes after, I still have the

1049
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 3: flavor of the biscuit while also having a little bit

1050
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 3: of that heat from the Cajun flea a chicken four

1051
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: point five.

1052
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 4: It's a good biscuit. It's a good, big, soft biscuit.

1053
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 3: It's a good biscuit. Next time, I'm have it with

1054
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 3: the honey, though, I gotta do it the honey next time. Yeah,

1055
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1056
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 8: If this is breaking any rules, but I have two

1057
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 8: shout out both free shoutouts go ahead. First one is

1058
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 8: a personal, a selfish shout out both free shout out.

1059
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 8: I heard tell that flag football season is starting today

1060
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,280
Speaker 8: for a particular person on the bus, Wow, Mitch Carsley.

1061
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 8: We've been talking about the mustash Mitch, all the different

1062
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 8: forms of mitche, but I think my favorite form of

1063
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 8: Mitch is flag football.

1064
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 5: Mitch.

1065
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 8: I'm really excited for the content that comes from that

1066
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,320
Speaker 8: this year.

1067
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,760
Speaker 7: That's a new stuff lined up this year.

1068
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 8: And the back of the bus spot is going to

1069
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 8: be a perfect place for us to really deep dive

1070
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 8: into the flag football stuff. So I'm excited for that

1071
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 8: as well. Uh and then we're selfishly the shout out

1072
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 8: bout free shout out. I went to go pick up

1073
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 8: a pizza this weekend. Pizza wasn't ready, so I parked

1074
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 8: the car and I just sat there in the parking lot.

1075
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 8: The sound of rain when you're in a parked car

1076
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 8: and there's no wipers going, it's just a DDDDDDP on

1077
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 8: the top of the car.

1078
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: Love that dude, So good shout out my shout out, Beau,

1079
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: free shout out goes to good customer service. And I

1080
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: mentioned Noko earlier, but if you're a restaurant and you

1081
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: are a restaurant that takes reservations, I cannot stress enough

1082
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: how how much you should add this to your game

1083
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: at from a service industry standard, this should be the standard.

1084
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: The next day, Noko, you get a phone call from

1085
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: Noko Nashville and it's one of the managers, whoever it is, Hey, JP,

1086
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: just want to say thanks again for coming in last night.

1087
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 1: How was everything? Tell them how it was all right? Man,

1088
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming in to our restaurant

1089
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: and for you know, your business. We really appreciate it.

1090
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Getting a phone call the

1091
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: next day from a place you already had a a

1092
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 1: dinner from is like you feel like you're a part

1093
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 1: of their You feel like you're a part of their family.

1094
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 3: Damn, that is a nice little nugget.

1095
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: Great touch. Yeah, we got the tomahawk. I swear this

1096
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: is why the tomahawk. Obviously it's like a more expensive thing.

1097
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: And then like it comes out when it's ready, so

1098
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: you have a little bit of time, and they brought

1099
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: two more like free appetizers, Like Hey, from the chef.

1100
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: Here's the strip, this is on me. Here's these fries.

1101
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 7: This is on me.

1102
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: It's like y'all are crushing it. And that is why

1103
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 1: Noko is the best restaurant in Nashville.

1104
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 4: No better.

1105
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 3: Hooked the boy up with little gift card, no doubt,

1106
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 3: and those fries are crazy.

1107
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 4: To the right of that.

1108
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,720
Speaker 3: What is that tomahawk? Yeah? Is that you Cheta peppers

1109
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 3: in the side too.

1110
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,439
Speaker 1: Best TOSHEEDO peppers that you'll ever have.

1111
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 3: I LOVESO peppers, CRAZYO peppers. I've been, I've been, I was,

1112
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 3: I think I went when I first opened up with

1113
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,439
Speaker 3: the boy Chandler, Taandler and your boy in f Yeah,

1114
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 3: we all went out to dinner and grabbed it was

1115
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 3: it was fire. That steak is really good. You brought

1116
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 3: up a thing too that I need to do a

1117
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 3: better job of, and that's doing natural activities in Nashville.

1118
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1119
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 3: I just don't like I got Jason, so I don't

1120
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 3: really eat out. And then like my weekends are pretty

1121
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 3: much like it. We do whatever with the kids and

1122
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 3: then we go the farmer's market. Like I'm pretty structured.

1123
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 3: I gotta figure out a way to get out of

1124
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 3: my own head and go to these riders rounds or

1125
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 3: these other events that are taking place in Nashville that

1126
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 3: make Nashville Nashville because I have people come in all

1127
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 3: the time, like whether it's Arizona or Tailor's family from Canada. Like,

1128
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 3: what should we do? We could sit on my couch

1129
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 3: while Jason cooks something like yeah, yeah, yeah, I just

1130
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 3: kind of like we do busting and then I just

1131
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 3: go home and hang out. I need to find something.

1132
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 3: I need to find it.

1133
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: A lot going on. City would love for you to

1134
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: be out.

1135
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was at home depot twice this weekend. I

1136
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 3: don't I hate bragging. I hate bragging being a man.

1137
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 3: But about two axes for what planting? Bro? I've been

1138
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 3: planting my ass off this spring.

1139
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: An axe for gardens, bro.

1140
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 3: Oh good question, Jack. I'll tell you right now. So

1141
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 3: when we first moved in, you know, you just pulling

1142
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 3: in my house and the gate opens, and then on

1143
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 3: the right there's like what the goats and everything are.

1144
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 3: So there is used to be a tree. We took

1145
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 3: that tree out because the tree died during construction, but

1146
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 3: under there is a stump and my wife's like, hey,

1147
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 3: we need to take this tree into plant in this area.

1148
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: As I start to dig, there's too much wood. So

1149
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 3: I got I bought axes. I'm about to go ham

1150
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 3: on Mother Earth. Yeah. No, those are hatchets. Those are hatchets.

1151
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 3: I bought a four pound axe and then an eight

1152
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: pound axe because I didn't know which one was. No,

1153
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 3: because it's underground, so it's like it's a root system

1154
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 3: because it's not like above ground.

1155
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, stationary cam video yourself chopping waf testoster on Twitter

1156
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: will go crazy.

1157
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 3: Yeah you might have to. I might have to because

1158
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 3: I have been planning my ass off. Boys. We got

1159
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 3: we got all our little like our garden. We have

1160
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 3: all the garage. We have the lights on and stuff

1161
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 3: like that. I turn them on in the morning, turn

1162
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 3: them off at night. We water them. Tail's all about it, man,

1163
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 3: We're making a compost station right now.

1164
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: We don't coming in with a swing though.

1165
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 3: No, I gotta sit down. I chopped the tree down

1166
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 3: last year. I mean it was about like it was

1167
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 3: like that thick but a tree none the less. Yeah,

1168
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 3: I've took that motherfucker out, dude. Yeah, so anyway, I'm

1169
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 3: becoming a man. Shut up me, dude. And if you

1170
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 3: want to look like a man. Stuff is some true classic.

1171
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 3: Get yourself some true classic, dude. When I first met Ryan,

1172
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 3: it was at a blackjack table. We sat there and

1173
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 3: I just talked to myself, this man looks fantastic, he looks.

1174
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,720
Speaker 3: What's he wearing? Sure enough, it's true classic. Will Compton

1175
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: makes a little Christmas order. Ryan's a fan of the show,

1176
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 3: Bing Bang Boom comps it. And now we're a year

1177
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 3: and a half after that and we're wearing true classic.

1178
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 3: Are those two classic plants? Yes they are.

1179
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 4: Yes, they look ability a lot of range in these

1180
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 4: very loose, comforting snugs. You right, but also get you

1181
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 4: have a lot of range in these bands.

1182
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 3: They have a Pema line that is coming out March twentieth.

1183
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,760
Speaker 3: It is more elevated, silkier material, one hundred percent Pema cotton,

1184
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 3: perfect for going out. They have twenty new new styles

1185
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 3: and tall this year. I feel like that had a

1186
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 3: lot to do with me a little bit, because they

1187
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 3: didn't make the thirty six length. Now we got the

1188
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 3: thirty six length. This shirt too, for all the tall

1189
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 3: boys out there. This one has that good drape over

1190
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 3: the cross area. You need that sometimes if history if

1191
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 3: you're walking a bulge like I am. If you don't

1192
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 3: want to buy online, they're at Target. There are multiple

1193
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 3: places in Nashville if that's where you are at. They're

1194
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: known for three things, perfect fit, feel, and price. No

1195
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 3: matter what you buy, it's going to have three things

1196
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 3: top to bottoms. It is amazing. Their mantra is look good,

1197
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 3: feel good. And also the reason why I asked sir

1198
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 3: for a sharpie was Wizard. We did a stream. Wizard

1199
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 3: was massive in helping get the white Arabian horse on

1200
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 3: red de Redemption two could not figure it out. He's

1201
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 3: earned himself on this plaque. It is and it wipes

1202
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 3: away very easy, Wizard. So that's a good lesson for life.

1203
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 3: That's a good lesson for life. You're great, right now,

1204
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 3: Let's continue to be great, Wizard.

1205
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, love it.

1206
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 3: That's it.

1207
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 4: Should we dive into Mark Norman.

1208
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 3: What a show?

1209
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: Then you do their Master's Dinner?

1210
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Master's dinner.

1211
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 5: I mean we can do that outside of.

1212
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 4: Now when you say Master's dinner, now do we have

1213
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 4: like a menu to work on?

1214
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 3: This is just it's the previous winner every year sets

1215
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 3: the menu for the Master's dinner before, So what does

1216
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 3: it give me on Wednesday night, and so it sounds

1217
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 3: like like a last meal, like death. Yeah, Like you're

1218
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 3: three courses and you basically you can choose whatever you choose,

1219
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 3: like your favorite hometown restaurant. They'll cater it in you have,

1220
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 3: like your mom's favorite, you know, green bean cast role

1221
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 3: or whatever. I'm ready to go right now. So whenever

1222
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 3: you're ready, ahead your structured you like an appetizer main

1223
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 3: course this year, there should be a photo of it.

1224
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: If you just go, you can switch it up.

1225
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,439
Speaker 4: From his previous one.

1226
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,720
Speaker 7: I would sabotage.

1227
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 4: I feel like if you're in scotty sabotage, if you're

1228
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 4: in Scottie shoes, you've won before, run the same exact dinner.

1229
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 5: Back right, But he hadd.

1230
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 3: He has cheeseburger sliders, firecracker shrimp, Papa Chefs meatball and

1231
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 3: ravioli bites, Texas style chili.

1232
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 4: Do you know.

1233
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 3: You got a wood fired cowboy rabbi or a blackened

1234
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 3: redfish warm chocolate chip cookies skillet cookie? That is pretty

1235
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 3: okay at best.

1236
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 5: That's a that's a textan meal cookie with ice cream.

1237
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that dessert that's elite. That's the best

1238
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 3: thing on there though.

1239
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 4: Oh you're saying the whole menu.

1240
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, a solid little man.

1241
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, what did you not like on? It?

1242
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 3: Is something? First off, I think cheeseburger sliders always sound

1243
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 3: better than they actually are.

1244
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 5: It's a little starter though.

1245
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little starter. It's fine, but it's like,

1246
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 3: even if it is good, it's like this bike is

1247
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 3: not going very far from me. I need, I need,

1248
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 3: I need food.

1249
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 4: Toasted pizza rolls in Rocky Mountain oysters, okay, And then

1250
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 4: for the little the little soup dish, I love the

1251
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 4: chili vibe. You're gonna have chili with little uh half

1252
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 4: cut sandwiches of peanut butter, peanut butter sandwiches. Main course

1253
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 4: is going to be ceb Joe's Barbecue Pizza. Seebech Joe's

1254
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 4: is now out of business, but growing up in high school,

1255
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 4: if I could bring something back to life, it's ceb

1256
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 4: Joe's Barbecue Pizza. That's the main course. And for dessert,

1257
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with the Blondie from Applebee's.

1258
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 3: The Blondie is a white chocolate chip cookie with ice

1259
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:52,760
Speaker 3: cream on top.

1260
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 4: Like a white chocolate chip brownie coming out on a hot,

1261
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 4: sizzling skillet with ice cream on top, and it is incredible.

1262
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 3: Okay, it feels like a tear talk. Should we all

1263
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 3: give one word?

1264
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:04,760
Speaker 4: Go ahead?

1265
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 3: Missouri will.

1266
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: Authentic scrumpches, mid.

1267
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 5: No whet hurt oysters.

1268
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 3: I did love the Blondie. It's not my favorite version

1269
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 3: of the skillet dessert combo, but I do like the

1270
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 3: idea of a hot plate with some sort of dough

1271
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 3: in the bottom followed by an ice cream on top.

1272
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 4: I love that if I ever won the Masters, people

1273
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 4: were eating off my menu, I think that they would

1274
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 4: get a nice, nice taste of Willy.

1275
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 7: See.

1276
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I ever won the Masters, I want people

1277
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 3: to come back that next year, and I want them

1278
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 3: have the best meal of their entire life. So the

1279
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 3: appetizer we're gonna start with is zips medium golden wings,

1280
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 3: extra crispy, extra saucy. There will be a note on

1281
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 3: that thing saying no blue cheese allowed. There will only

1282
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 3: be ranch available to everybody. There will also be plenty

1283
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 3: of celery and carrots on the side, and a lot

1284
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 3: of wet naps. Now, when I get down to my

1285
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 3: main course, you'll have multiple options, but you're gonna get both.

1286
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 3: You're gonna get a Monaco f Kasha from zips with

1287
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 3: half and half onion rings and French fries. And also

1288
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 3: you're gonna get yourself a nice tomahawk. I think a tomahawk.

1289
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 3: You're gonna have the bone in. It's not gonna be

1290
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 3: cut up or you're gonna have to work through it.

1291
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,720
Speaker 3: Why because there's some glass there. But also you're probably

1292
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 3: gonna have a couple bites at tom I'm gonna be like,

1293
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 3: this is pretty damn good, but then you're gonna get

1294
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 3: to that pication, like holy shit, dude, I don't I know,

1295
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 3: I shouldn't need this, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: the steak will also have amount of spicy pimento cheese

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00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,479
Speaker 3: next to it, and then a cup of chimney cherry

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00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 3: sauce as well, because everybody who goes into a steak

1299
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 3: place wants to get the sauce, but at one point

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00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 3: in their life there told when you go to a

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00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 3: nice steakhouse, you don't ask for the sauce because it

1302
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 3: insults the chef because their steak is supposed to be

1303
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 3: a certain way. Not here, you're already getting sides with that.

1304
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 3: My dessert is going to be similar, but it is

1305
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 3: going to be a chocolate chip cookie skillet with not one,

1306
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 3: not two, but three scoops of vanilla ice cream on top.

1307
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 3: That's my master's dinner, solid dialed.

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00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 7: Meaty zips, all hyphened. Sign me up.

1309
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 3: Food Baby food Baby is a good one.

1310
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 4: Might have to carry in some dairy queen blizzards on deck.

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00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 3: People walk out flavor A bunch of mitches walk out

1312
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 3: of your darling. It's all right, it's a dairy queen

1313
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: truck there waiting, and we'll just tipping over blizzards.

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Speaker 4: Here you go, a super slept on.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 8: Master's dinner was Hideki matsu yamas I got the men

1317
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 8: you pulled up there for you guys.

1318
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 4: Some maps. He had a sort of sushi sashimi and

1319
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 4: the geary chicken skewers. What is that dashi broth? It's

1320
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 4: like a misouashi fish Okay, some a five wag you

1321
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 4: beef rabbi with mixed mushrooms and vegetables, some sancho descn

1322
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 4: panzu fluffy sponge cake with whipped cream and a mau

1323
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 4: strawberries a mau. Yeah, we'll say that served in honor

1324
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 4: of mister Hideki Matsuyamie. Yeah, didn't basic.

1325
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 3: If I was to add anything to my dinner, I

1326
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 3: would add New England clam chowder. And I would also

1327
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 3: there was one other thing. When you were talking, Oh,

1328
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 3: Sachia peppers, I would add you cha peppers.

1329
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: It was funny to watch Will read that venue and

1330
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: then pause and chuckle, even though just a second ago

1331
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,959
Speaker 1: he said chili with half sliced peanut butter right next

1332
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,720
Speaker 1: to it. This pizza place that actually closed down.

1333
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 3: But that's all right, Lash, It's all right. Yeah, that

1334
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 3: is funny.

1335
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 6: First ever non like American food they've had at a

1336
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 6: Master Center.

1337
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 1: Shout Japan.

1338
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 3: Pissed off.

1339
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 4: Shout out Japan.

1340
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 6: Why would they be pissed off?

1341
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: You know what?

1342
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 3: Nineteen forty two Pearl Harbor.

1343
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 4: Damn, he's speaking of Canada. Oh didn't we? Uh? We

1344
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 4: shouted him out with Norman. Oh you did?

1345
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 3: Did shout him out? Normal?

1346
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 4: Shout him out with Norman.

1347
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 3: No, No, don't worry. He's got fifteen things here. Burke

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Speaker 3: Rusher's Greatutdoors Comedy Festival this week July eighteenth, Winnipeg, August ninth, Halifax,

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Speaker 3: August twenty third, Spokane, Washington, and August twenty fourth at Calgary.

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Speaker 4: Go check out the Boy Bert.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love the Boy bur It's hit this episode.

1352
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Speaker 4: Yah, let's getting the Mark Norman.

1353
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Speaker 3: You guys are gonna love this episode. It's fantastic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: He was a great time. A lot of laughs, a

1356
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 5: lot of laughs, a lot of laughs.

1357
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 3: Also, he just kind of comes out with comments like

1358
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 3: you'll be having a conversation and then he'll.

1359
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 4: Just have like a one liner in there. He had

1360
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 4: a good energy.

1361
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 3: He had one about Will Smith that you're laughing and

1362
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,919
Speaker 3: while you're laughing, like, I don't know if I should

1363
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 3: laugh at Yeah, but it was still solid, good enough

1364
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 3: to laugh at.

1365
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Enjoy the episode boys, Big Hugs, Teddy Kisses. Make sure

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'll drink a hot one if there is.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of bud Light, Will, is there something you want

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Speaker 3: Mark, we got oh, we got Mark Norman on the podcast.

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Speaker 5: Hey good to be here in the bus. I feel

1389
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,919
Speaker 5: like a Rosa parks in here.

1390
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,919
Speaker 3: Yeah you're in the front. You're actually in the middle.

1391
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, you'll be all right, all right, don't play

1392
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 5: liltend to like the back.

1393
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. The cool kids in middle school was at that.

1394
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 5: They always went to the back. When I was a kid, there.

1395
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 3: Was there ever you a big bus guy going to school.

1396
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 5: I did a couple of times. I went to public

1397
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,919
Speaker 5: school till like fifth grade and that then it ended.

1398
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 3: Then you had a private school for that.

1399
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 5: My parents made me, they're like you're slacking off. You

1400
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 5: gotta you need some discipline. So they brought me to

1401
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 5: Catholic school.

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00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 3: How was that?

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00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 5: It sucked? But the Catholic school kids are way more

1404
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 5: fucked up. The drugs were out of control, the girls

1405
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 5: were whorees and a half.

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00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 4: So how long did you go to a Catholic like

1407
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 4: a private Catholic school?

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00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 5: Just four years? Just to the high school?

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00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 4: Oh you did it through high school? Yeah? Did you

1410
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 4: have to?

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00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 3: Those are the core years of your life, your childhood

1412
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 3: school until fourth grade, and then you went to public

1413
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 3: school for that one public school to that. So you

1414
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 3: guys kind of flips because you went fifth grade and

1415
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 3: then you went to Catholic school.

1416
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, eighth grade and then eighth grade high school.

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01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 5: Wait where are you from Missouri? Interesting?

1418
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, BoNT Missouri, Saint Joseph Catholic School.

1419
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 5: Did you get diddled?

1420
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 4: Did not get diddled?

1421
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 5: Come on, you're a hunk.

1422
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 3: At some point at simple I think as an insult.

1423
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 3: You see a bunch of other kids walking in there,

1424
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 3: it's like, what's on me?

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01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1426
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 3: Too much?

1427
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 5: You know, it wasn't too fast. You could get a

1428
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 5: good run quick back then. Yeah, you're still quick yeah,

1429
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 5: but the fat kids they got fucked.

1430
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Speaker 3: Isn't it. Isn't it interesting the public school and the

1431
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 3: private school dynamic with like you were talking about girls

1432
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 3: being the way they are the drugs.

1433
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1434
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 3: I was up in a small town school for my

1435
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 3: first three years of high school, and then I went

1436
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 3: down to Scott's there zoned to a different high school,

1437
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 3: but there was a lot of money there, and so

1438
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 3: up in Cave Creek, it was like we're to do weed.

1439
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 3: Everyone just did weed, and once in a while kid

1440
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 3: would find their mom's oxy and that was kind of it.

1441
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 3: But then you get down to like Paradise Valley, all

1442
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 3: the kids were running pills as harder drugs. It was

1443
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 3: very It was like crazy, how just a thirty minute drive.

1444
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 3: How different.

1445
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 5: Everyone's like, yes, you get that crunchy weed crew, and

1446
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 5: then you go down there and it's just blow and pills.

1447
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 5: Yeah that's fun. But boy, you must have I think

1448
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 5: the hottest women in America in Arizona.

1449
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is. You find them, You find them working

1450
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 4: in the targets and you're just like, you know what's

1451
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 4: going on?

1452
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1453
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 5: I think it's because it's so hot, so you can't

1454
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 5: you gotta you gotta be in a bikini all the time.

1455
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, there's not that Midwest. You just kind of

1456
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 3: like put a couple on for the winter. Yeah, I'm

1457
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 3: gonna yeah you have you had a bundle up gold

1458
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 3: outside exactly.

1459
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 5: You see you ever go to Buffalo. These women have

1460
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 5: the Buffalo bill's uh pajama pants on and a scowl.

1461
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 5: You know they're real bummed out up there. Give me

1462
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 5: in a pool with a beer and yeah, that's a

1463
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 5: good time.

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01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 3: Go ahead.

1465
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, where'd you grow up? Did

1466
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 4: you go down to Catholic school? Was it New Orleans?

1467
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 5: New Orleans baby born and raised?

1468
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 4: Did you guys have to rock uniforms?

1469
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: We did?

1470
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sucked. Tie the whole thing, black shoes, gray pants,

1471
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 5: white button down.

1472
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 4: Do you have like a fond outlook on your high

1473
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 4: school days?

1474
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I had. I had a couple of moments.

1475
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 5: I banged a prostitute who was fifty when I was

1476
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 5: like a junior and colle I mean high school, and

1477
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 5: I was the king of school for a while. No,

1478
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 5: I guess it's I'm a survivor of assault. Yea, No

1479
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:20,919
Speaker 5: one cares.

1480
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 3: Had a couple of STDs, probably got through.

1481
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I what do you call it wrapped up?

1482
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: Oh?

1483
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. She was a prostitute at the place.

1484
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, fifteen years old.

1485
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 5: Was that something, well, she was weathered. She looked like

1486
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 5: this bus. I mean she was she'd seen a few winters.

1487
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 4: Was that something that boys kind of talked you into?

1488
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 5: No, it was a crazy story. Was New Year's Eve Eve,

1489
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:47,480
Speaker 5: so the day before the millennium two thousand, so it

1490
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 5: was nineteen ninety nine. So there was white two k

1491
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 5: in the air, there was a buzz. Everybody thought the

1492
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 5: world was gonna end. I'm walking down Bourbon Street with

1493
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 5: my high school buddies. There's a woman flashing on the balcony.

1494
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 5: I'm just staring at her. It's pre internet porn, and

1495
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 5: she goes, you want to come up? And it was

1496
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 5: just that easy, and she came down. We couldn't get

1497
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 5: in the hotel, they wouldn't let us sin. And she

1498
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 5: came down. She goes, you kids want to come up

1499
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 5: and throw some beads? And I just go fuck it,

1500
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 5: And I go I don't want to go to two

1501
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 5: thousand of virgin and she goes, well, I won't let

1502
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 5: you true story, no shit. Yeah, So I went up

1503
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 5: to her hotel and her husband was there or pimp

1504
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 5: or whoever, and he goes, which one is it? And

1505
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 5: she pointed to me, and he took my two friends

1506
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 5: on the balcony and I banged her.

1507
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 4: How were you nervous?

1508
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 5: I was terrified. I mean, yeah, he's an old bag.

1509
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 4: You guys leave the room. You're sitting there like, fuck,

1510
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 4: Am I going to be able to operate right now?

1511
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 5: One hundred percent?

1512
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 3: I mean or in high school, you're yeah, there's not.

1513
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 3: It could be a problem getting that up at all.

1514
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1515
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 5: And I remember she said, you have a condom, and

1516
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 5: I pulled a condom from my wallet, was like from

1517
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 5: the Reagan era, you know, it's all stretchy and brown.

1518
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 5: And she opened a drawer and she had like dildos, vibrators,

1519
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 5: lube and so. Yeah. And then my friends were on

1520
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 5: the balcony. They just closed the doors and they hung

1521
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 5: out out there.

1522
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 3: What did did your friends sound about what they were

1523
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 3: doing with the husband?

1524
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were just drinking. They had a cooler out there,

1525
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 5: So they're drinking, throwing beads off the balcony as you do.

1526
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:05,240
Speaker 5: And you know, twenty seconds later, I said, hey, I'm done.

1527
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and after it was done, She's like, Okay, that'd

1528
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 3: be like one hundred fte bucks.

1529
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 5: No, I think she had a thing for teenagers because

1530
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 5: she was like, give me your number, let's do this again,

1531
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 5: because I don't think the old guy could get it up.

1532
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 5: That was me a little skateboard and deviant.

1533
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 3: So if you're a woman, took that down.

1534
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 5: Yes, Yes, I rearly had pubes and that is wild.

1535
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 3: New Orleans is a crazy.

1536
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 5: Place, crazy place, weird place to grow up because it

1537
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 5: exkews your whole perception of life. And I moved to

1538
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 5: New York and I was like, what's all this? You know?

1539
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 4: You know, we went down there for the Super Bowl. Oh,

1540
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 4: Taylor was hyping it up big time, and I'm a

1541
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,600
Speaker 4: big fani. We ate some bad oysters. It was kind

1542
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 4: of a tough week. A week ago, I walk away

1543
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, what do people love about New Orleans?

1544
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a different, different time.

1545
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 3: I was telling Will before. I was like, hey, man,

1546
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 3: like you're gonna go down there. The culture is so different,

1547
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 3: the Caju in everyone's just kind of like in their

1548
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 3: own world. It's like a third bol Yeah, but you're

1549
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 3: still in the United States. It's like a lot of fun.

1550
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can drink outside. The food's weird.

1551
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 3: It's kind of about it like it was just it's

1552
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 3: just it's like a cool fun time. Yes, we get there,

1553
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 3: we go to act me at Oyster House in the

1554
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 3: first Like the next day, he's on the toilet, our

1555
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 3: boy geez on the toilet. Then I get put on

1556
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 3: the toilet. So like it's one of those weeks where

1557
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 3: you hype something up to your boys and then at

1558
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 3: the end of the week it's like, there's no way

1559
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 3: I'm ever going to get them to go back right,

1560
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 3: make it right again.

1561
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that I feel like you went during the

1562
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 5: super Bowl. That's a different thing. You got to go

1563
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 5: just a normal Tuesday.

1564
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 4: Where do you rank New Orleans as a city now

1565
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:31,920
Speaker 4: that you've been everywhere?

1566
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, it's wildly corrupt and we got horrible

1567
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 5: infrastructure and the Pelicans are gonna fucking shut down they're

1568
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 5: so bad. But uh, as a city, it's just great.

1569
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 5: It's a jewel of the South. I mean we got

1570
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 5: you know, the Bourbon Street, we got Marti Gras, we

1571
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 5: got jazz Fest, the food, the gumbo crawfish. So I

1572
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,120
Speaker 5: put it way up but you.

1573
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 4: Know its not a great comedy. You know, it's a

1574
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 4: high school er too, like just Marty gral coming.

1575
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 5: In forget about it. Guys are two weeks off of

1576
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 5: school for Marti Gras. That's that's how crazy that city.

1577
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,320
Speaker 5: Two weeks so you just go to parades every night

1578
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 5: and try to get fingered. Oh sorry, Freudian, did we

1579
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 5: were you like in New Ones and New Ones in

1580
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 5: the city. In the city, I got a crazy Uh.

1581
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about sports, I'm sorry, grow up.

1582
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:22,720
Speaker 5: I mean I played little league, yeah yeah, and frisbee skateboarding.

1583
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 5: But yeah, I grew up in a in a dilapidated

1584
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 5: mansion in a black neighborhood, and everyone thought we were

1585
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 5: rich because we had this mansion. But it was just

1586
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,040
Speaker 5: like a piece of ship house. If you want to

1587
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 5: look it up, it's the du four Baldwin House, seventeen

1588
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 5: oh seven Esplanade Avenue, And uh, we got robbed all

1589
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 5: the time and people would break in and be like,

1590
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 5: you gotta get your shit together, you know, like you guys,

1591
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:45,960
Speaker 5: this is horrible. Yeah, that was our house. It was

1592
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 5: like a real fixer upper and my dad bought it.

1593
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 5: It goes back and back and everybody thought we were loaded,

1594
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:54,000
Speaker 5: but we had no money, no ship. Yeah, so we

1595
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 5: turned them.

1596
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 4: We did rob nothing to take to take.

1597
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 5: We turned into a bed and breakfast because we my

1598
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 5: dad ran out of income, so you needed more money.

1599
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 3: I mean, it looks nice for me. That's I would

1600
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 3: rob you. Yeah, I thought I was in that business.

1601
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 3: That probably one of the first houses I would stop at.

1602
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,960
Speaker 5: Half the houses or half the rooms didn't have electricity.

1603
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 5: We had running water and like only a certain part

1604
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 5: of the house. It was crazy, no way. Yeah.

1605
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a couple obviously had a bunch of

1606
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 3: teammates that were from like Baton Rouge or New Orleans,

1607
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 3: and like they're always about like the ninth Ward, Yes,

1608
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 3: and the ninth Ward is like the hardest area of

1609
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 3: New Orleans.

1610
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, terrifying, is it?

1611
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 3: Like the would you say, like the ninth Wards the

1612
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 3: number one, like most tough spot.

1613
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 5: Yes, there's like how many.

1614
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 3: Wards are there? Thirteen?

1615
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

1616
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done my homework.

1617
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 5: It is a that's a tough area. And Katrina that's

1618
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,959
Speaker 5: where that really got fucked during Katrina. So really yeah,

1619
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 5: a lot of the poor people who lived in that

1620
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 5: area moved to like Biloxi or Texas?

1621
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,360
Speaker 3: And what made you go to New York? So you're

1622
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 3: you're in New Orleans. You just lost your Virginia to

1623
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,640
Speaker 3: do a fifth year old right before two thousand, right

1624
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 3: before the world was about to come to an end.

1625
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1626
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you graduate high school and you just go up north.

1627
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. I wanted to be a median. And there's no

1628
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,400
Speaker 5: clubs there, there's no people don't care about comedy there.

1629
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 5: They want to get drunk. They don't want to hear

1630
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:08,240
Speaker 5: your thoughts on cereal, you know. And so you got

1631
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:09,680
Speaker 5: to go to New York or LA. So I went

1632
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 5: to New York.

1633
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 4: You wanted to be a comic for since when.

1634
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 5: I think, you know, as a in college, I did

1635
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,439
Speaker 5: some open mics just because I had nothing going on.

1636
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:19,840
Speaker 5: I was a loser. I lived in a house with

1637
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 5: five guys. We'd play beer, pong and poker and we

1638
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,559
Speaker 5: try to get laid. And that was my whole life.

1639
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:29,640
Speaker 5: I failed out of three colleges. So eventually I found colleges. Yeah,

1640
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 5: which three, LSU, U, N O, and Southeastern.

1641
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 3: How do you fail out of LSU.

1642
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 5: That's a good school. Actually, I mean I just didn't

1643
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:41,400
Speaker 5: do any work and didn't go to class, so it

1644
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 5: wasn't that hard. But uh yeah, I finished online eventually

1645
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 5: because my parents made me.

1646
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 4: And you're just like, I'm just gonna take a stab

1647
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 4: at this comedy game.

1648
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,439
Speaker 5: Take a stab. And I had so little going on on.

1649
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 5: My parents like, do something. You're depressing us. You're a disgrace, disappointment. Yeah.

1650
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 5: So I became a janitor in New York and did

1651
01:08:59,240 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 5: comedy at.

1652
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 4: Night a janitor.

1653
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, great gig by the way, Yeah yeah, I mean

1654
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 5: you got headphones in, you're mopping. It's very zen.

1655
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 3: It was like a janitor at school.

1656
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:11,080
Speaker 5: Uh no, it like a high rise, like a skyscraper.

1657
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 3: Okay, mathematic equations on the board. You would just see

1658
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 3: it with.

1659
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 5: Jokes on the wall.

1660
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:18,760
Speaker 3: On the wall, how did this dick get here? You

1661
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,120
Speaker 3: write a little joke about that dick.

1662
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,760
Speaker 5: Yeah. I wanted a job where you didn't have to think,

1663
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,000
Speaker 5: so you can just think about comedy.

1664
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 7: I did.

1665
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:26,840
Speaker 5: I did furniture moving, bus boy ship like that.

1666
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,679
Speaker 3: So you do a couple open mics and it starts

1667
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:29,760
Speaker 3: to consume you.

1668
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 5: You're like, you love it completely, especially when you have

1669
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,640
Speaker 5: nothing going on. You're like, this is something, this is

1670
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 5: I'm getting something out of this. I'm meeting people, I'm

1671
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,840
Speaker 5: getting laughs. Fucking I'll go for it. It's kind of

1672
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,600
Speaker 5: a blessing sometimes to have nothing like to fall, like

1673
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,680
Speaker 5: your back's against the cliff, so you just gotta go

1674
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:46,040
Speaker 5: for it.

1675
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:49,479
Speaker 4: Dud A Janitor, Yeah, fascinated by that move.

1676
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that is you just try to put

1677
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,639
Speaker 3: money in your pocket until you're able to make it.

1678
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,639
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Speaker 3: back to the episode. Yeah, how long were you ojenerator

1692
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,120
Speaker 3: before like, okay, comedy started to become like a real

1693
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:36,599
Speaker 3: thing for you.

1694
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 5: I jumped around from job to job, but I was

1695
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,320
Speaker 5: a jannif for probably by two or three years. And

1696
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 5: then I started opening for Amy Schumer at the time,

1697
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,960
Speaker 5: and she was like blowing up. So I just got lucky.

1698
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 5: And then she took me on the road and I

1699
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,360
Speaker 5: got to quit the janitor job and go for it.

1700
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:53,000
Speaker 3: How does the process work about becoming an opener for somebody?

1701
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 3: Like do you have to have the relationship or you

1702
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,920
Speaker 3: have an agent that's like, hey, try this guy out.

1703
01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 5: Yeah. I was super lucky all these agents and they

1704
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:00,800
Speaker 5: don't do shit.

1705
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:01,120
Speaker 3: You know.

1706
01:11:01,479 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 5: Other comics are the ones that help you. And I

1707
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 5: did a set at a comedy club. She happened to

1708
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,680
Speaker 5: be headlining it. She saw me, she was like, hey,

1709
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 5: that's pretty funny. We got to know each other and

1710
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 5: then she said I'm doing this gig in Long Island.

1711
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 5: I said great. We hit it off and there you go.

1712
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,960
Speaker 4: What was it like working with Amy? I feel like

1713
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 4: she gets some weird hate at times.

1714
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 5: She does. Yeah, well this is before everything was weird.

1715
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 5: Everything is like political now and divisive and this and that.

1716
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 5: It was before all that shit. You just had fun

1717
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 5: and told jokes and got laughs. And she was awesome.

1718
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 5: She was super helpful. And I watched her blow up.

1719
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 5: I watched her go from like clubs to theaters to arenas.

1720
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, and becoming a mom.

1721
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:38,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, all that shit. Movies.

1722
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, she wish she did do with everything too. That

1723
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,759
Speaker 3: is wild. Now, how long how long did you open

1724
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 3: for her?

1725
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 5: A while? I'd say like six years or so.

1726
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:48,760
Speaker 3: You started going to theaters with her.

1727
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was I was a green open micro

1728
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:52,880
Speaker 5: so that was all new to me too, so I

1729
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 5: had to learn how to do that shit as well.

1730
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:55,880
Speaker 3: What is it like?

1731
01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:56,280
Speaker 4: Is there?

1732
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:58,920
Speaker 3: What's the difference for you when you're working a small room,

1733
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,640
Speaker 3: like a small little comb compared to a theater, like

1734
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:04,800
Speaker 3: it much much more intimate when you're in the small club.

1735
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:07,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, I say a small club is like a fistfight,

1736
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,559
Speaker 5: like a bar fight, and a theater is like a

1737
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:12,000
Speaker 5: sanctioned boxing match. You know, we got like rules and

1738
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:15,559
Speaker 5: regulations and there's money involved. But a comedy club it's

1739
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,360
Speaker 5: like a knife fight. You're just trying to survive. These

1740
01:12:17,439 --> 01:12:18,960
Speaker 5: drunks are yelling at you and.

1741
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 4: Then you have recently somebody like come on stage.

1742
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:25,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that was a hoax. Yes, I feel guilty

1743
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 5: about it. But some guy was like, I want to

1744
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 5: go viral, and I was like, I'm not the guy.

1745
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:31,559
Speaker 5: Because he's like, comedy's blowing up. I want to go

1746
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 5: viral and I said I'm not the guy, and he goes,

1747
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,599
Speaker 5: I'll give you this much money and I said, I'm

1748
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 5: in no shit. He set the whole thing up, but

1749
01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 5: it worked.

1750
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 3: It went viral because it did go crazy for a minute.

1751
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 3: And so this is all it was all planned out, gig.

1752
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:43,320
Speaker 3: You were never nervous at all.

1753
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 5: No, No, I was like, I didn't know what was

1754
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 5: going to happen. He just said something crazy going to happen,

1755
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 5: and just play off of it. That's all I knew.

1756
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,480
Speaker 5: And then this guy walks on stage, and the brilliance

1757
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:55,639
Speaker 5: of it was it we left it to the unknown,

1758
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 5: like no one. Nothing was explained. So then the internet

1759
01:12:58,280 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 5: starts trying to figure it out. Then it turns in

1760
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 5: to some fucking JFK thing. We're like, this happened, and

1761
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:07,040
Speaker 5: that happened. There's multiple shooters, Yeah exactly.

1762
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 3: That is fucking yeah. How much did he pay you?

1763
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:11,679
Speaker 5: It was. It was a hefty sum.

1764
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,800
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, that's enough for you to compromise your morals. Yeah,

1765
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 3: for you to say, hey, I'll go to the opposite direction

1766
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 3: to what I want.

1767
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,000
Speaker 5: And I got some hate. I got a lot of

1768
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 5: hate on the internet, like, oh you were, you were,

1769
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 5: I was a fan of yours. Now you're selling out

1770
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,240
Speaker 5: for money, you fucking hack and all that.

1771
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:28,439
Speaker 4: But it blows over, Yeah, blows trying to get a

1772
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 4: nice little laugh, leave it up for mystery. I saw

1773
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,000
Speaker 4: him like, oh shit, like this seems like a real

1774
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,880
Speaker 4: thing that's going down. Yes, happening.

1775
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:35,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, they nailed it.

1776
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:37,680
Speaker 4: Have you ever had guys that come up and kind

1777
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,640
Speaker 4: of interrupt your set? And he gets a little.

1778
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 5: All the time, all the time, no one respects comedy,

1779
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,880
Speaker 5: Like no one's walking on stage at fucking h Glengarry

1780
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:47,800
Speaker 5: Glenn Ross. You know, so like people come up there,

1781
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 5: people throw bottles at you, especially in the early days,

1782
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 5: because you're nobody. And I get it. Like some guy

1783
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,559
Speaker 5: works at a mill. He comes out to the Funny

1784
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:58,720
Speaker 5: Bone and Toledo and you're not killing and he's like,

1785
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 5: I paid for this, I'm playing for some dweb to

1786
01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:04,559
Speaker 5: talk on stage while drinking a beer and I'm not laughing,

1787
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 5: fuck this guy.

1788
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the process of like throwing a bottle, you're

1789
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 3: making it sound like it's a scene from the Blues

1790
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:12,000
Speaker 3: Brothers and they play like the old Western saloon. Yeah,

1791
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,160
Speaker 3: it's like, what, at what point do you just go, oh,

1792
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 3: this is not a good show. This is not for

1793
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,120
Speaker 3: me to just walk away instead of throwing bottles at.

1794
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 4: People and making the comic like, I'm sure they just

1795
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 4: feel shitty that you have such a strong writing. It's

1796
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:25,799
Speaker 4: like then you kind of can't get in your creative anymore.

1797
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,640
Speaker 4: You're just like, fuck, I kind of feel like I

1798
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,600
Speaker 4: feel guilty. I feel like a loser right now. This

1799
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 4: guy's so fucking mad at me. Yeah.

1800
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,800
Speaker 3: And if you're not laughing, the comic knows you're not laughing,

1801
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,200
Speaker 3: and no one's laughing. You think he's up there by

1802
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:37,840
Speaker 3: himself with the microphone. He's up there for twenty more minutes.

1803
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:40,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, it's a Will Smith thing. It's like with

1804
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:43,040
Speaker 5: Chris Rock, Like every comic knoww what that felt like?

1805
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,599
Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you see Will Smith's song? He just dropped?

1806
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,120
Speaker 3: I heard I haven't he just put up He just

1807
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,719
Speaker 3: put up a video of like it's basically a video

1808
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:53,640
Speaker 3: of him playing a bunch of different characters in the

1809
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 3: barber shop talking shit about Will Smith. But it's like

1810
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,280
Speaker 3: a whole it's like a whole rap. It's actually kind

1811
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:02,760
Speaker 3: of solid. It's kind of solid. It's creative, is what

1812
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:03,160
Speaker 3: it is.

1813
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:03,880
Speaker 5: He needs a win.

1814
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,679
Speaker 3: He needs a win. He's in a bad spot, yeah,

1815
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:09,800
Speaker 3: because he's kind of ever since that Chris Rock, Like,

1816
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:10,720
Speaker 3: what what's he been doing?

1817
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:12,840
Speaker 5: He did one movie that flopped. It was like a

1818
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,200
Speaker 5: slave movie, which is weird because it's you know, he's

1819
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 5: used to getting backlash. But sorry, that was right there.

1820
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:24,639
Speaker 5: But yeah, that flopped. And then after that, I mean,

1821
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,080
Speaker 5: it's one of those things just change your whole trajectory.

1822
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 5: It's like Alec Baldin shooting a lady. You know, your

1823
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:30,880
Speaker 5: life is one way, and then one day later it's

1824
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:31,559
Speaker 5: completely different.

1825
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:35,679
Speaker 3: I can't I can't understand the way what went through

1826
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:38,479
Speaker 3: his head to make that decision. Everything's going your way.

1827
01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:40,559
Speaker 3: You win an Academy award that you win an Oscar, right,

1828
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,799
Speaker 3: it was Oscar. He wins some sort.

1829
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:45,080
Speaker 5: Of massive award he did night he did, and so

1830
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:45,400
Speaker 5: you know.

1831
01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:46,800
Speaker 3: He's on the top of the world. Still, he's been

1832
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 3: due it for decades. Yeah, Chris Rock makes a g

1833
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,840
Speaker 3: I Jane joke and he's come out massively on top

1834
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 3: from that.

1835
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,360
Speaker 5: Yes, he's cleaning taking the chance.

1836
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:57,160
Speaker 4: Like the Internet's being like, is this staged?

1837
01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:01,200
Speaker 3: Right? I thought it was slack. His slap like seems

1838
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,880
Speaker 3: so like mechanical. Yes, it did seem fake to me.

1839
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,040
Speaker 5: It was like a medieval thing, like you with a glove.

1840
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 3: Like he's been acting his whole life. He doesn't know

1841
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:09,760
Speaker 3: how a real slap shit even.

1842
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, and Chris Rock hand I mean I would have

1843
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:15,480
Speaker 5: been like, what the fuck Jesus Christ. He was just like, Okay,

1844
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:16,320
Speaker 5: that was weird.

1845
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:18,360
Speaker 4: We're at the Oscars right now.

1846
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:22,520
Speaker 3: Even that stance right there, it looks like that's choreographed.

1847
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:23,479
Speaker 5: It totally does like this.

1848
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,320
Speaker 3: It's like perfectly done. Yeah, Chris Rock handled that like

1849
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:26,719
Speaker 3: a gangster.

1850
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:27,360
Speaker 4: You wouldn't do that.

1851
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:29,600
Speaker 5: You think no, I mean swing you think, well, I

1852
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:29,920
Speaker 5: don't know.

1853
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,360
Speaker 4: First of all, he might be on the ground.

1854
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:34,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, might be true.

1855
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 5: I might be out and I might milk it too.

1856
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:42,080
Speaker 5: I might go full flagrant like.

1857
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:44,080
Speaker 4: Come on the next day, you got black thing going?

1858
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,519
Speaker 3: Dude? That is what is that? What are we looking at?

1859
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 3: Their shirm?

1860
01:16:48,439 --> 01:16:49,800
Speaker 4: Oh, people, that's got to be.

1861
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:52,920
Speaker 8: They're saying it might be a patch, may have been faked.

1862
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:54,439
Speaker 3: I could see it being fake.

1863
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,920
Speaker 5: Still interesting, but this could be photoshop though, it could

1864
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:58,320
Speaker 5: be photos.

1865
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,360
Speaker 3: These days, you never know what's gonnapp.

1866
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,160
Speaker 5: New headline, Chris Rock does blackface?

1867
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:07,280
Speaker 3: Yeah? Have you ever been in a fight yourself?

1868
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, I don't know if I've ever won one,

1869
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:11,760
Speaker 5: but I've been beat up a few times.

1870
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's was it? Were you the antagonist?

1871
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:14,479
Speaker 1: No?

1872
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,240
Speaker 5: Never? Never, but I got I got knocked out once

1873
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 5: and I pissed myself. That's how bad the knockout was.

1874
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 3: No shit, broad daylight.

1875
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:24,519
Speaker 5: Now, I was at night. I was at a Marty

1876
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:26,320
Speaker 5: Gross parade. I was in college and I was with

1877
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:29,840
Speaker 5: a bunch of dudes. Yeah, it's a crazy time. This

1878
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:32,400
Speaker 5: kid one of the things. You know, they throw beads

1879
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:34,680
Speaker 5: and baballoons and all that and cups, but if you

1880
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:38,000
Speaker 5: catch a spear. That was like the ultimate get at

1881
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,479
Speaker 5: a Marty Gross parade. So one kid had a spear

1882
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 5: and these fucking tough guys, these other kids were like, hey,

1883
01:17:43,439 --> 01:17:45,360
Speaker 5: give us a spear, and we stepped in. We're like,

1884
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:47,120
Speaker 5: give the kid the spear. He caught the spear. Let

1885
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,000
Speaker 5: him have it, but they wanted the spear. So now

1886
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,919
Speaker 5: they start shit with us, like you got a problem,

1887
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,400
Speaker 5: and you know, we're not tough guys. We're like, wait,

1888
01:17:53,439 --> 01:17:55,160
Speaker 5: fucking with a kid, what are you doing? And then

1889
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,439
Speaker 5: before I knew it, like out of a movie, one

1890
01:17:57,439 --> 01:17:59,320
Speaker 5: of the guys pushed me and his he had a

1891
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,760
Speaker 5: friend on the on the knees behind me, so I

1892
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:02,360
Speaker 5: rolled over.

1893
01:18:02,439 --> 01:18:03,280
Speaker 3: Oh you got bridged.

1894
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,600
Speaker 5: I got bridged, which I didn't know people actually did that.

1895
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 5: So I'm like, whoa, what the fuck? And I screamed

1896
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 5: like a girl, and then they start just wailing on me,

1897
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 5: and uh yeah, it was crazy and we all got

1898
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:15,000
Speaker 5: beat up pretty bad.

1899
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:16,920
Speaker 4: And then say, where's all the boys that like? It

1900
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 4: seemed like they just kind of identified you, like, let's

1901
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:20,040
Speaker 4: whoo pit this dude's ass.

1902
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:22,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well I think I was chirping a little bit. Yeah,

1903
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:25,639
Speaker 5: and uh we all got stomped out. I remember being

1904
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 5: on the floor on the cement. I could see my

1905
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 5: friend getting like a Doc Martin on his face, and

1906
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,519
Speaker 5: we were okay, and then it ended. The cops came.

1907
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,559
Speaker 5: They ran away, and then we were on a front

1908
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:36,920
Speaker 5: lawn like twenty minutes later, like that was crazy, huh,

1909
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:41,000
Speaker 5: And one lady yell's either they're coming back or like

1910
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,720
Speaker 5: one of my friend's girlfriends. And a guy got a

1911
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,479
Speaker 5: running start and hit me in the temple and I

1912
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:47,400
Speaker 5: saw white and I hit the fucking I hit the

1913
01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:49,880
Speaker 5: dirt and then I pissed myself. But I woke up

1914
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:53,240
Speaker 5: to all my friends fist fighting above me. It was crazy.

1915
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, sh some ladies yelling they're coming back.

1916
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:56,960
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1917
01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,080
Speaker 5: I had a big egg on my head.

1918
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 3: And now when you wake up and you see your

1919
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:03,120
Speaker 3: friends fighting, what's the first thing goes to your head?

1920
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:05,080
Speaker 3: My pants are wet or oh my god, look at this.

1921
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:07,200
Speaker 5: It was just I was woozy, pants are wet, and

1922
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:10,640
Speaker 5: my girlfriend was like super turned off. Yeah, she was like,

1923
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:12,760
Speaker 5: look at this. This is the guy I'm with. He's

1924
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,320
Speaker 5: covered in pissed and he's on the floor.

1925
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:17,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you're sitting on the lawn or the cops there.

1926
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,439
Speaker 5: Well, the cops had gone at this point, so they

1927
01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:22,400
Speaker 5: were just fighting. And then eventually it's just kind.

1928
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:23,680
Speaker 4: Of be like, how crazy is that? And then old

1929
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:26,000
Speaker 4: buddy comes out of nowhere. It just wrecks.

1930
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:29,559
Speaker 5: You clocked me, Yeah, you must have said something bad,

1931
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,800
Speaker 5: I guess so I don't know. Maybe the end word

1932
01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 5: I can't remember, but uh yeah, one of the guys

1933
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:36,680
Speaker 5: was pretty fat. So I went out on that.

1934
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:40,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, the low hanging fruit. Ye, taking them out.

1935
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:43,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all you know. Back then, you're in town.

1936
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:46,000
Speaker 5: You were doing kill Tony doing They did the Rhyman

1937
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:46,439
Speaker 5: last night?

1938
01:19:46,479 --> 01:19:47,400
Speaker 3: Did the Rhyman last night?

1939
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:49,640
Speaker 5: I unblieved one of these guys was there. Yeah, they

1940
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:52,200
Speaker 5: were there. Yeah, and that's a hot room. What a

1941
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:54,720
Speaker 5: what a crowd, what a show? And uh yeah, kill

1942
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:55,600
Speaker 5: Tony tonight.

1943
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:58,360
Speaker 3: Kill Tony tonight. Oh, you guys were at Bob's house

1944
01:19:58,439 --> 01:19:59,599
Speaker 3: last night, kid Rocks house.

1945
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:01,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wouldn't let us leave. We were there all

1946
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,320
Speaker 5: four in the morning. He kept being like, drink more, hangout,

1947
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 5: I'll blow you. It's pretty wild. I mean you just

1948
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 5: pull up to that White House and it's just there's

1949
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,160
Speaker 5: a statue of Liberty, there's the crazy view. Have you

1950
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:13,760
Speaker 5: guys been there?

1951
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:14,080
Speaker 3: No?

1952
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:17,960
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's unreal. It's crazy. He's got a full

1953
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:21,759
Speaker 5: sized live giraffe stuff, not live, but a real giraffe.

1954
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, a life sized giraffe.

1955
01:20:23,479 --> 01:20:26,360
Speaker 5: Yes, and it's huge, and like the the fridge is

1956
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:29,040
Speaker 5: stocked and there's crazy photos, a hit with Trump, and

1957
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:31,439
Speaker 5: there's a big grand piano. There's a bunch of like

1958
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:35,400
Speaker 5: deer heads everywhere there. It is, it's unreal. He calls

1959
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:38,320
Speaker 5: them the Southern White House, the Southern White House. There

1960
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:42,400
Speaker 5: was some slaves there, I'm sure somewhere in the back.

1961
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:44,880
Speaker 3: And he's got a statue of Liberty too.

1962
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:45,320
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1963
01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:47,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he was like, when do you guys get

1964
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:48,559
Speaker 3: there first? How did you get the invite?

1965
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:51,960
Speaker 5: He was with Tony, so we're going yeah, and Tony

1966
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,600
Speaker 5: wouldn't tell me. He's like, I got a surprise. So

1967
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,000
Speaker 5: I thought we were going to strip club. Then we

1968
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 5: show up in fucking Bob's house.

1969
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,679
Speaker 3: I got a surprise.

1970
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 4: I'm glad you're still yeah in the morning.

1971
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,840
Speaker 5: At this age, it wasn't easy. And then I had

1972
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:06,880
Speaker 5: to get up and do THEO earlier and that was

1973
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:10,040
Speaker 5: a little wonkye with the well, you know what THEO is.

1974
01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:11,759
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, my dad's made out of wood.

1975
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:12,080
Speaker 1: You know.

1976
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:15,639
Speaker 5: You're like, how do I keep up with this? I'm hungover?

1977
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,040
Speaker 3: His Braden is operating a crazy.

1978
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:23,080
Speaker 5: Way, brilliant guy, so quick, so funny. I've known the

1979
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:24,960
Speaker 5: guy for you know, he's a Louisiana guy as well.

1980
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:27,479
Speaker 5: So I watched him do open Mics and ship back

1981
01:21:27,479 --> 01:21:27,920
Speaker 5: in the day.

1982
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, the the he is a very interesting human. It's

1983
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,479
Speaker 3: crazy he did real was it? Road Rules?

1984
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:34,320
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1985
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,559
Speaker 4: Real World road Rules? Right?

1986
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:39,400
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean just go from the reality game

1987
01:21:39,479 --> 01:21:40,760
Speaker 3: to that, and you kind of see it in the

1988
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:43,000
Speaker 3: road Rules too, like he kind of had that personality,

1989
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,639
Speaker 3: but he's honed himself in a nice fine tool. He's massive.

1990
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,320
Speaker 5: Now this show is huge, huge.

1991
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,120
Speaker 4: I mean it's like it's transitioned a little bit and

1992
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:52,400
Speaker 4: you know, I know, I'm just saying this name, but

1993
01:21:52,439 --> 01:21:54,800
Speaker 4: the Rogan world where he's sitting down with all these

1994
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:57,320
Speaker 4: different people not just comedians anymore.

1995
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:00,639
Speaker 5: I mean Trump, jd Van, Bernie Sanders, Dana White, Timothy

1996
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:02,479
Speaker 5: shallow May, like he's.

1997
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:06,640
Speaker 3: On God, what's that? I love Timothy Shallo May.

1998
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:08,280
Speaker 5: He's a good actor. And he's banging the hell out

1999
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 5: of Kylie Kylie Jenner, which is a crazy twist.

2000
01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:15,360
Speaker 3: I know that's a wild twist for him to be

2001
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:17,679
Speaker 3: with her. But I saw him on college game day

2002
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:19,960
Speaker 3: and I just thought the way he operated from like

2003
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:23,040
Speaker 3: understanding sports and he sounded like he was an analyst.

2004
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:24,679
Speaker 3: I'm like this guy really truly takes everything.

2005
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:27,080
Speaker 5: I saw that that was because you think of it

2006
01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:29,320
Speaker 5: as like a little twink. That guy, he's like a

2007
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:30,280
Speaker 5: real dude.

2008
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:31,439
Speaker 3: He's a dude's dude.

2009
01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:33,000
Speaker 4: He was somewhere to Kylie. I don't know if it

2010
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,960
Speaker 4: was like a tennis match or something where she's like

2011
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 4: in his ear and everybody's talking like this guy's all ball.

2012
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:39,120
Speaker 4: He's a ball guy. Because she's like trying to whisper

2013
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,800
Speaker 4: and give him a kiss, and he's like focusing on

2014
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:43,519
Speaker 4: the game like he's about he's about sports.

2015
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:44,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I love that.

2016
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,479
Speaker 5: Imagine that broad is feeling you up and you're like,

2017
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:52,559
Speaker 5: hang on, horror, I'm trying to watch and she's she

2018
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,800
Speaker 5: was banging Tiger or what it was the guy's name.

2019
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,400
Speaker 3: I mean the confidence for Timothy to walk into to

2020
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,920
Speaker 3: that inventory. Yeah, look around and be like, Okay, this

2021
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:02,360
Speaker 3: is where these guys have been before. He's got to

2022
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:02,880
Speaker 3: half a piece.

2023
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,400
Speaker 5: Ah, he's got it. He's tall, skinny guy. Those guys

2024
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:06,200
Speaker 5: are always.

2025
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you come out of that, yeah, Jesus Christ. I

2026
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:09,720
Speaker 3: mean that is.

2027
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,960
Speaker 4: There's an expectation in the bedroom that you might not

2028
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:12,600
Speaker 4: be able to live up.

2029
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,559
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like there's that conversation before you open

2030
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:17,679
Speaker 3: the door. By listen, I understand what's happened in the past.

2031
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:18,439
Speaker 5: I want you to know.

2032
01:23:18,439 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 3: I'm a giver, I'm a lover.

2033
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that will sound very excited right now, but again,

2034
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:24,280
Speaker 4: twenty seconds. It's probably gonna is the first.

2035
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:25,560
Speaker 3: One out of the way. Let's le jitters out of

2036
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:26,960
Speaker 3: the way. Get that first hit done.

2037
01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:28,800
Speaker 4: Happened you just Whisper'm sorry.

2038
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:32,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll next time. But he really gentrified that vagina,

2039
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:38,360
Speaker 5: so I'm sure he's doing a lot of an oral.

2040
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:44,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly fifteen fifty.

2041
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:48,880
Speaker 5: You're a seven foot eighteen guy. You gotta be slicking

2042
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:50,840
Speaker 5: a torpedo bat.

2043
01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:52,840
Speaker 4: He's got a solid little you.

2044
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:54,960
Speaker 3: Know, it's gotten it's gotten better since I've lost weight,

2045
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,160
Speaker 3: because I've lost sixty pounds. So I don't know if

2046
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:59,120
Speaker 3: I can just see it more right or I just

2047
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 3: like now, I'm okay. I was not as much as

2048
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:05,360
Speaker 3: that food. Sure, yeah, but I was off. It's a lineman,

2049
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:07,160
Speaker 3: and I think offensive lineman. If you're looking at the

2050
01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,320
Speaker 3: chart of pieces, we're down here.

2051
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:10,760
Speaker 5: Of course we hang down here.

2052
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,599
Speaker 3: Wear that little bird nest. It just kind of sits

2053
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:16,000
Speaker 3: right on top of the balls. That's kind of our

2054
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:16,400
Speaker 3: game plan.

2055
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:19,120
Speaker 5: I get it. I'm I'm a turtle and a bush

2056
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:19,960
Speaker 5: over here.

2057
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,599
Speaker 3: I mean that's what you can see. There's not even

2058
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,160
Speaker 3: a dent there.

2059
01:24:23,479 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got some way cup on.

2060
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:29,080
Speaker 3: I assume no, no cup I know, and I hate

2061
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:30,439
Speaker 3: you even said the cup thing.

2062
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:30,880
Speaker 5: Damn it.

2063
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:37,240
Speaker 3: We got going here. That's probably right there.

2064
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:42,200
Speaker 5: That's something. But you're also in game mode. You got

2065
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:44,760
Speaker 5: the adrenaline pumping dick goes in fight.

2066
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:47,160
Speaker 3: I've had that happen. I've had that happen.

2067
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:49,920
Speaker 4: You have to do the adjust yes, and become in

2068
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,640
Speaker 4: a practice or game. It is pretty hidden. Yeah, you

2069
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:54,760
Speaker 4: were in the compression short.

2070
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, the compression shorts do definitely play an interesting game

2071
01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:57,160
Speaker 3: with you.

2072
01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:58,479
Speaker 5: What do you do in the locker room. It's got

2073
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:00,760
Speaker 5: to be just meat, hammers, hang and all day long

2074
01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:02,040
Speaker 5: for sure.

2075
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:02,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2076
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:04,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would be so intimidated.

2077
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,640
Speaker 3: There's a couple you're just wanting to appreciate it. You

2078
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,320
Speaker 3: see in the locker room and you're like, well, okay,

2079
01:25:08,439 --> 01:25:10,960
Speaker 3: that's beautiful. It's one of those things.

2080
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:13,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I've I've talked to it on the pod before.

2081
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:17,280
Speaker 4: But one of my nicknames in Washington was Scrimp oh

2082
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:19,920
Speaker 4: so those are always like tough battles and vulnerabilities to

2083
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:23,240
Speaker 4: go through. I now, yeah, but you learn to love yourself.

2084
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:26,080
Speaker 5: There you go. Yeah, and that the hammer could really

2085
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:26,800
Speaker 5: ruin a lady.

2086
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:31,080
Speaker 3: That's an illusion. Those pants, those are dark pants. Dark

2087
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:32,679
Speaker 3: pants are taken away from compt living.

2088
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,679
Speaker 4: Sherman, don't know why you keep you zooming in? Yeah?

2089
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:36,439
Speaker 3: Right, Sherman's in heaven right now.

2090
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:36,920
Speaker 5: He's hard.

2091
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:40,200
Speaker 4: Sherman's first look at Sherman and crafted some fun questions

2092
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,840
Speaker 4: for you. And I think the first one was like

2093
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:44,280
Speaker 4: who's somebody you walk into a room with? Or when

2094
01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:45,880
Speaker 4: you walk into a room, who's somebody where you go?

2095
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:48,360
Speaker 5: Oh fuck, oh geez.

2096
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,960
Speaker 3: That reaction right there. They had a hard hitting question. Yeah,

2097
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:54,320
Speaker 3: had similar ones.

2098
01:25:54,439 --> 01:25:58,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, Bet Loddon like, holy shit, I thought you died.

2099
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:02,280
Speaker 5: I met Larry David about a couple of weeks ago,

2100
01:26:02,479 --> 01:26:04,720
Speaker 5: and he's like a huge hero of mine, and that

2101
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:07,439
Speaker 5: I was I couldn't think of anything. I was off.

2102
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:10,439
Speaker 5: I was frazzled. And he's also a tough dude, like

2103
01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:14,519
Speaker 5: he doesn't give you anything. He's he's very cynical, you know.

2104
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,639
Speaker 5: So that was scary, but glad to meet him, who.

2105
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:19,479
Speaker 4: Are some other guys that you've been like starstruck around

2106
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:21,280
Speaker 4: now that you've kind of leveled up in the in

2107
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:22,000
Speaker 4: the comic game.

2108
01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:24,439
Speaker 5: Well, the weird thing about comedy is like like like

2109
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:28,920
Speaker 5: Nate Bargatzi world famous does Arena's huge name. He's just

2110
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:33,080
Speaker 5: a normal guy. He's like a sober, god fearing family man,

2111
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:35,439
Speaker 5: and that's the cool. Like I've met Seinfeld that we

2112
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:37,360
Speaker 5: hung out and he's just like a dude from Long

2113
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:40,639
Speaker 5: Island who likes baseball in cars. That's cool thing about comics.

2114
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:42,760
Speaker 5: But you meet an actor, you know, and they're they're

2115
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,680
Speaker 5: usually like you meet Dale day Lewis, I got that

2116
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:46,880
Speaker 5: guy's the worst hang on the planet. You know, he's

2117
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:53,440
Speaker 5: so meta and into it. You're like, shut up, you know, yeah, exactly,

2118
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:56,360
Speaker 5: Comics like guys, guys, Yeah, that's us. We went out

2119
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:58,679
Speaker 5: to breakfast one day and I was that was rock hard.

2120
01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,879
Speaker 3: Now, it was a good experience with Seinfeld.

2121
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:03,640
Speaker 5: Great, he's the coolest. He's a nice guy. You hear

2122
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:06,679
Speaker 5: a couple of he does get a lot of hate.

2123
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:09,679
Speaker 5: Well there's some Israel ship going on, but yeah, he

2124
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:12,080
Speaker 5: can be cutting because he's seen it all. He's a

2125
01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,639
Speaker 5: he's so world famous, and I think people yell shit

2126
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:17,080
Speaker 5: at him or they they they they ship on his

2127
01:27:17,120 --> 01:27:19,559
Speaker 5: show or whatever. So he's always ready with a with

2128
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:23,599
Speaker 5: a singer. Yeah he's yeah, so people still.

2129
01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:25,840
Speaker 4: Kind of get some uh yeah, yeah, like he's a dick,

2130
01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:27,320
Speaker 4: he's like an asshole something like that.

2131
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,559
Speaker 3: Yeah. I heard the same thing about Dane Cook if

2132
01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:30,760
Speaker 3: you had run him with Dane Cook, I.

2133
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:33,360
Speaker 5: Met him once and uh, I had to go on

2134
01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:35,479
Speaker 5: earlier than him at a at a show. We were

2135
01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:37,000
Speaker 5: at the comedy Store, and I was like, I gotta

2136
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:39,280
Speaker 5: go on next. I got another spot and then I

2137
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:41,680
Speaker 5: he was pissed, so I like kissed the ring, you know.

2138
01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:43,599
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm a huge Uh, You're a huge

2139
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:45,559
Speaker 5: influence on me. I'm a huge fan, You're the man.

2140
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:47,439
Speaker 4: He was like, all right, all right, he was pissed

2141
01:27:47,439 --> 01:27:48,639
Speaker 4: about you going on earlier.

2142
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:50,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I had to run out. I had somewhere

2143
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,040
Speaker 5: to be and he didn't. And so I was like,

2144
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,519
Speaker 5: do you mind if I go on earlier? And in

2145
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,719
Speaker 5: comedy that's kind of a it's like an alpha move almost,

2146
01:27:56,760 --> 01:27:58,240
Speaker 5: but I didn't mean it to be an alpha move.

2147
01:27:58,439 --> 01:27:59,960
Speaker 4: Why is it seen as like an alpha move too?

2148
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:02,160
Speaker 4: Like go on sooner, like they see it as you're

2149
01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:03,600
Speaker 4: trying to get out of the conversation with him, or

2150
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:04,559
Speaker 4: they well.

2151
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,080
Speaker 5: We all have our time slot. You get your time,

2152
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:07,920
Speaker 5: you're going third, you're going forth. So if you come

2153
01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:09,599
Speaker 5: in there and go, I'm going when I want to go,

2154
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:12,599
Speaker 5: I'm big time and everybody I'm going on before you

2155
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:15,320
Speaker 5: or whenever. People see that as like a oh ship,

2156
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,880
Speaker 5: you're trying to big time me. But I just needed

2157
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:20,240
Speaker 5: it for the time. It wasn't like I wasn't trying

2158
01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:21,559
Speaker 5: to do anything. I just had to go.

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01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:26,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you come in and they big kind of big.

2160
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,240
Speaker 5: Time, Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh for sure. I mean

2161
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:30,840
Speaker 5: Chappelle walks in and the whole show is his. You know,

2162
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:32,040
Speaker 5: you just take the night off.

2163
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:34,360
Speaker 4: Is there is that? Is there like a framework too,

2164
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:35,880
Speaker 4: where you're sitting there and Chappelle comes in. It's like

2165
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:37,760
Speaker 4: Chappelle and do whatever he wants.

2166
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:40,920
Speaker 5: Totally, and I'm very like, you know what, what's the

2167
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:45,519
Speaker 5: word reverent? You know, I'm like, hey, you're Chappelle, I'm nobody.

2168
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:47,920
Speaker 5: You go on and hopefully if I ever blow up,

2169
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:49,599
Speaker 5: I can do that to some fucking nerd.

2170
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Speaker 3: You know.

2171
01:28:51,360 --> 01:28:53,280
Speaker 5: That's how it goes. The hierarchy, like if you meet

2172
01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:56,880
Speaker 5: you know, Peyton Manning or Troy Uh, what the fuck

2173
01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:58,960
Speaker 5: Troy Aikman or what are these? You know? Let Bob

2174
01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:04,800
Speaker 5: el elway Bob. You know you gotta go. Oh geez,

2175
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,760
Speaker 5: you gotta you know, you gotta.

2176
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:08,639
Speaker 3: Be you gotta kiss the ring a little bit.

2177
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:10,240
Speaker 5: Legends.

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01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:13,559
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2191
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,919
Speaker 4: dynamic with you and your wife both being comics?

2192
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:52,320
Speaker 5: Well, the kid we just had a kid, and I

2193
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:57,320
Speaker 5: know you just had congratulations. Yes, yes, appreciate it. It's

2194
01:29:57,360 --> 01:30:02,800
Speaker 5: not mine but kid, And it's really like hunkered us down,

2195
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:04,840
Speaker 5: like we're a team now and we're working on this

2196
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,800
Speaker 5: kid and trying not to get them on fetanol and

2197
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:11,479
Speaker 5: all that. So yeah, it's it's it's helped, but she's

2198
01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:13,200
Speaker 5: kind of had to take a back seat because she's

2199
01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:14,240
Speaker 5: all mom mode.

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01:30:14,479 --> 01:30:15,280
Speaker 3: Yeah is that hard?

2201
01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:17,760
Speaker 4: I'm assuming that's like hard for knowing that she's somebody

2202
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:19,120
Speaker 4: who gets on the mic too, and you have to

2203
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:21,600
Speaker 4: kind of you have to kind of sacrifice yourself and

2204
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:24,320
Speaker 4: your identities to kind of be a like a nurturing mother.

2205
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:27,080
Speaker 5: A hundred percent. But as you know, you got the kid,

2206
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,280
Speaker 5: women just go into like fucking they go into the

2207
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:33,000
Speaker 5: zone with a kid. It's just the instincts kick in.

2208
01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:37,280
Speaker 5: They go full maternal. So she's not she she would

2209
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:39,280
Speaker 5: like to have a life, but the kid is obviously.

2210
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:42,400
Speaker 4: Isn't it crazy to see and like admire with your

2211
01:30:42,439 --> 01:30:44,240
Speaker 4: partner too, like when they become a mom and just

2212
01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:45,519
Speaker 4: seeing them take on this role.

2213
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:46,320
Speaker 5: I love it.

2214
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:47,680
Speaker 4: It's because you sit back and you're like, fuck, I

2215
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:49,080
Speaker 4: gotta catch this fight and go here, and you kind

2216
01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:51,519
Speaker 4: of have fee cloud of like being out and have

2217
01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:54,120
Speaker 4: and you do something that's fun too, so you know

2218
01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:55,519
Speaker 4: how it can come off. But you're like I have

2219
01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:56,120
Speaker 4: to leave for some.

2220
01:30:57,479 --> 01:30:59,040
Speaker 3: When you come home and you talk about like, man,

2221
01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:01,040
Speaker 3: it was that was a long trip or whatever, but

2222
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,040
Speaker 3: really just been hanging with your boys for three days,

2223
01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:06,080
Speaker 3: and it's like did I really work, yes, but was

2224
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:07,600
Speaker 3: I like having a good time. It's like, yeah, the

2225
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:09,080
Speaker 3: cloud thing is is a big deal.

2226
01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:10,640
Speaker 5: You have to fake it, like, oh that was a

2227
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:12,520
Speaker 5: tough one.

2228
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:14,639
Speaker 4: It was like being a comic too, like stop bullshit.

2229
01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:17,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know it went great, but I

2230
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:20,080
Speaker 5: just show the check. That's what I like. I get

2231
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:21,880
Speaker 5: in the house, Like here you go. Don't be too mad.

2232
01:31:23,439 --> 01:31:24,759
Speaker 5: We got to buy formula bitch.

2233
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:29,280
Speaker 3: When my wife first got first got pregnant. We have

2234
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:31,400
Speaker 3: two kids now seven and four year old. When she

2235
01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:33,040
Speaker 3: got pregnant with our first one, it was like a

2236
01:31:33,040 --> 01:31:36,520
Speaker 3: total surprise. She was like, she just filmed the documentary

2237
01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:38,800
Speaker 3: in South America for like all these like animals and

2238
01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:41,080
Speaker 3: stuff like that. She had like this trajectory of what

2239
01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:43,680
Speaker 3: she wanted to do from a career standpoint. Yeah, and

2240
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,040
Speaker 3: then she gets pregnant. She's like I don't. I don't

2241
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,000
Speaker 3: know if I'm ready to be a mom. She's obviously

2242
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,040
Speaker 3: still gonna have the kid. She wasn't having the kid.

2243
01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:51,960
Speaker 3: Like from that day, she's like been a full mom,

2244
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:54,040
Speaker 3: like all I totally one hundred percent bought in. So

2245
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:55,280
Speaker 3: the maternal thing is crazy.

2246
01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:56,720
Speaker 5: It really turns on.

2247
01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:58,360
Speaker 3: I feel like it takes a little bit longer at

2248
01:31:58,360 --> 01:31:59,479
Speaker 3: that sweet tailing right there.

2249
01:32:00,160 --> 01:32:01,040
Speaker 5: Oh that's great.

2250
01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:03,680
Speaker 3: I feel like it is. Uh, it's a harder for

2251
01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:06,360
Speaker 3: the dads at first when the kids are first born

2252
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:09,760
Speaker 3: because the easy easy, well they take like they have

2253
01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:11,800
Speaker 3: nine months of being in the world. Harder for us,

2254
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:14,360
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying from like a I guess

2255
01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:17,479
Speaker 3: a connection standpoint. Yeah, because the moms are holding it

2256
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,639
Speaker 3: for nine months, they feel it. Oh the baby's kicking,

2257
01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:21,519
Speaker 3: I feel that. And then they have the baby. It's

2258
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:23,599
Speaker 3: like a piece of them is obviously just came out

2259
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:27,120
Speaker 3: of them and you're like you're still living. Yeah, like

2260
01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:29,160
Speaker 3: you're you go and you're with them and you help

2261
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:30,280
Speaker 3: them as much as you can, but then you have

2262
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:31,880
Speaker 3: to go to like what I was playing football or

2263
01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:34,080
Speaker 3: we have to go do something for the bus, and

2264
01:32:34,120 --> 01:32:35,600
Speaker 3: then you come back and it's like, Okay, now I

2265
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:36,800
Speaker 3: have to work on this relationship.

2266
01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:37,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2267
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:39,280
Speaker 3: Like once they start like showing emotion. I remember telling

2268
01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:42,040
Speaker 3: you this, like right around that six month mark, they

2269
01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:43,640
Speaker 3: you walk into a room and they smile at you,

2270
01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:45,879
Speaker 3: that's when it hits you and you're like, god.

2271
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:46,599
Speaker 5: Damn the best.

2272
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:48,960
Speaker 3: Yeah it is as old is yours two.

2273
01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:51,040
Speaker 5: And a half months, so it's just warm.

2274
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:53,880
Speaker 3: You're still yeah, you're still building the foundation. Hey, how

2275
01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:55,679
Speaker 3: are you? How was your day or talking?

2276
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:56,080
Speaker 4: Right?

2277
01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:58,280
Speaker 5: It just started smiling, which think I was about to

2278
01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:01,040
Speaker 5: throw it in the garbage compack. You're like, I'm bying

2279
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:03,519
Speaker 5: with this kid, right, and he has me trying to

2280
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:05,600
Speaker 5: You're stuck at home for twelve hours. You're like, I

2281
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:06,719
Speaker 5: gotta work out a little.

2282
01:33:06,479 --> 01:33:11,640
Speaker 3: Bit, squat holding the head. You have to take me

2283
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:12,479
Speaker 3: down and everything.

2284
01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:14,920
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's a hospital issue, beanie right there.

2285
01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:15,400
Speaker 3: No dubt.

2286
01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:17,800
Speaker 4: I haven't watched this special yet, but shows he just

2287
01:33:17,840 --> 01:33:19,800
Speaker 4: dropped them where he yeah, like dives into all the

2288
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:22,559
Speaker 4: family life stuff and having the kid, and I guess

2289
01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:25,160
Speaker 4: gets vulnerable and talking about these jokes. I'm like, I'm

2290
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:28,160
Speaker 4: excited to watch it just knowing that you have experiences

2291
01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:31,840
Speaker 4: as a father, watching even Nate Bargatzi like talk about

2292
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:35,120
Speaker 4: his just lifestyle, his dynamic of his wife and kids,

2293
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:37,040
Speaker 4: and just being a family guy. I feel like those

2294
01:33:37,479 --> 01:33:41,160
Speaker 4: those comedy sets kind of resonate more since you went through.

2295
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:42,720
Speaker 3: You hear boy talk about it, but it's like, my

2296
01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:44,240
Speaker 3: kids are out of the house now, Like, I don't

2297
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:45,760
Speaker 3: even know what I'm going to make jokes about. My

2298
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,360
Speaker 3: whole life has been about making jokes about my two kids.

2299
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:52,599
Speaker 4: You know, shout out his special Lucky Watch Pricere's Lucky Special.

2300
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:57,160
Speaker 3: Check out the Netflix now check it out In New Orleans.

2301
01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:00,759
Speaker 3: What happened, Well, he was he we did something's burning?

2302
01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:01,640
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?

2303
01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:02,320
Speaker 4: Something's burning?

2304
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:04,400
Speaker 3: He did that and he's like, I bench three hundred pounds,

2305
01:34:04,479 --> 01:34:05,560
Speaker 3: Like oh yeah. He's like I got a video. Do

2306
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,360
Speaker 3: you want to see it? And he showed us and

2307
01:34:07,439 --> 01:34:09,200
Speaker 3: he goes up and it starts to come down in

2308
01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:10,960
Speaker 3: this tree and grabs it and he's like pretty cool. H.

2309
01:34:11,040 --> 01:34:13,880
Speaker 3: I was like, you didn't get three hundred. That was

2310
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:15,840
Speaker 3: not three hundred. Yeah, So it was like two months

2311
01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:18,479
Speaker 3: before the super Bowl. It started at three fifteen. Then

2312
01:34:18,479 --> 01:34:20,680
Speaker 3: we're like, all right, three twenty by super Bowl. If

2313
01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:22,760
Speaker 3: you get that, we'll promote whatever you want us to

2314
01:34:22,760 --> 01:34:24,360
Speaker 3: promote for the rest of the year. If not every

2315
01:34:24,439 --> 01:34:26,679
Speaker 3: two bears, you have to shout up, bust.

2316
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:26,920
Speaker 4: With the boys.

2317
01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:29,720
Speaker 3: And that's great boy, great bet, great bet. He but

2318
01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:31,800
Speaker 3: I thought, there's not a chance in hell we lose

2319
01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:34,000
Speaker 3: that bet. Yeah, he knocked out three twenty and then

2320
01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:34,920
Speaker 3: did three twenty five.

2321
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:36,840
Speaker 5: Holy, Well, he's on the tee.

2322
01:34:37,120 --> 01:34:39,680
Speaker 3: He's on the tea with a dash of something else.

2323
01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:41,559
Speaker 3: He's got a whole bunch. He's got a cocktail going

2324
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,760
Speaker 3: on the right right, because it is he's not only

2325
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,800
Speaker 3: beat red, but he was like with Ease.

2326
01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:49,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, he got it up with East. Yeah, he's a beast.

2327
01:34:49,040 --> 01:34:50,600
Speaker 5: I mean for how much he drinks. We've gone on

2328
01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:53,080
Speaker 5: ski trips. The guy can ski, then he can snowboard.

2329
01:34:53,439 --> 01:34:55,920
Speaker 5: He can run really fast. He's a great swimmer. The

2330
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:58,080
Speaker 5: guy's an athlete. You see him swing a baseball bat.

2331
01:34:58,200 --> 01:34:58,760
Speaker 5: I mean he is.

2332
01:34:58,960 --> 01:34:59,920
Speaker 3: He played college baseball.

2333
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:04,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, so and he but you know, if rfkse already ate,

2334
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:08,120
Speaker 5: he'd kill himself. Yeah, but he still pulls out. I mean,

2335
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:10,439
Speaker 5: the guy he's got that Mickey Mantle Jean.

2336
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:13,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, we can kind of do everything a little bit.

2337
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:15,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, and drink like a fucking animal.

2338
01:35:15,360 --> 01:35:17,120
Speaker 4: You a skier, can you ski get on the snowboard.

2339
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 5: I'm a snowboard because I skateboarded, so I wanted to

2340
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:21,920
Speaker 5: stay on a board. Yeah, but yeah, I love it.

2341
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:24,080
Speaker 5: We'd ari and all of us would go out, and

2342
01:35:24,160 --> 01:35:26,360
Speaker 5: Burt and Shane went. One year. We'd all get a

2343
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:28,519
Speaker 5: cabin in Denver and just ski it up and drink

2344
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:31,760
Speaker 5: every night and make meals drunk and watch movies. It

2345
01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:32,200
Speaker 5: was great.

2346
01:35:32,840 --> 01:35:34,680
Speaker 4: Does Sam ever mix it up with you guys on

2347
01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:36,599
Speaker 4: the on the competitive side.

2348
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:39,400
Speaker 5: Well, these Jews, they don't really get out much. You know,

2349
01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:42,840
Speaker 5: he's watching the Knicks and drinking a black coffee and

2350
01:35:44,040 --> 01:35:46,479
Speaker 5: he's in the sports world. Yeah, he's getting me in.

2351
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:49,120
Speaker 5: We just went to a game last week, so yeah,

2352
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:50,280
Speaker 5: it's fun.

2353
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:52,679
Speaker 4: What sport do you find yourself kind of gravitating towards

2354
01:35:52,720 --> 01:35:54,280
Speaker 4: since you weren't like a sports guy growing up.

2355
01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:57,519
Speaker 5: One hundred percent. UFC. Okay, that's one of the only

2356
01:35:57,560 --> 01:36:00,120
Speaker 5: ones that I can really I like sports. I can

2357
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:01,800
Speaker 5: get into a game, but I don't follow it. You know,

2358
01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:03,960
Speaker 5: they're like they traded Buner. I'm like, I don't know,

2359
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:07,080
Speaker 5: but UFC, I'm all over. I love UFC.

2360
01:36:07,479 --> 01:36:10,160
Speaker 3: What's your thought on Michael Chandler Patty Pimpleton coming up?

2361
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:13,080
Speaker 5: Oh, that's that's exciting because they're so different. Chandler is

2362
01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:15,680
Speaker 5: like a little tank, you know. Yeah, and he's have

2363
01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:15,920
Speaker 5: you ever.

2364
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:18,560
Speaker 3: Been around Mike before? He has truly a bit like

2365
01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:21,040
Speaker 3: a pipple. He is just a dense you like, grab

2366
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:22,439
Speaker 3: him and you're like, he's just built with something a

2367
01:36:22,439 --> 01:36:23,080
Speaker 3: little extra.

2368
01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:24,840
Speaker 5: In his mon Yeah, and he's what five?

2369
01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:28,479
Speaker 3: I mean, why do they do the heightened centema?

2370
01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:30,479
Speaker 5: Are we doing British?

2371
01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:32,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get away from that immediately.

2372
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:33,200
Speaker 4: Yes.

2373
01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:36,080
Speaker 3: I also can't get down with kilograms either, like they

2374
01:36:36,160 --> 01:36:37,799
Speaker 3: put me on the LB's Yeah.

2375
01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:39,360
Speaker 4: Don't confuse the Americans.

2376
01:36:39,479 --> 01:36:42,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a different human being. Yeah, Patty, he's I mean,

2377
01:36:42,760 --> 01:36:44,680
Speaker 3: he was a barstool guy for a minute. He was like,

2378
01:36:44,960 --> 01:36:46,599
Speaker 3: I don't know if Mike's five nine. By the way,

2379
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:48,760
Speaker 3: he's probably like that five to seven. Five agrees. I

2380
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:53,640
Speaker 3: would agree, But they're both like dynamic fighters. And so

2381
01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:55,040
Speaker 3: I don't know if you had an opinion, because that's

2382
01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:56,640
Speaker 3: coming up next weekend.

2383
01:36:56,439 --> 01:36:57,439
Speaker 5: Right, Oh, I can't wait.

2384
01:36:58,200 --> 01:37:01,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's the next weekend. It's going down.

2385
01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:04,240
Speaker 3: This show comes out on Tuesday, so it'll be just

2386
01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:05,120
Speaker 3: a couple of days away.

2387
01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:05,519
Speaker 7: That's so.

2388
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:07,559
Speaker 5: You see Perreira got got down.

2389
01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:11,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I him. We were at that fight whoa, and

2390
01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:13,560
Speaker 3: it was like it just kind of felt like he

2391
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:14,320
Speaker 3: wasn't into it.

2392
01:37:14,720 --> 01:37:15,040
Speaker 5: Really.

2393
01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:16,880
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was, because I was at

2394
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:18,920
Speaker 3: the I was at the Pereira, the one where he

2395
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:23,320
Speaker 3: knocked Buddy out, that Russian Croatian guy whatever he is. Yeah,

2396
01:37:23,360 --> 01:37:25,000
Speaker 3: he hit him in the end of the first round

2397
01:37:25,360 --> 01:37:27,479
Speaker 3: and then four minutes, four seconds into the second round

2398
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:30,559
Speaker 3: head kick, Yeah, and knocked him out cold. His walkout,

2399
01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:33,479
Speaker 3: he was like all timed up. This one just felt different.

2400
01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:35,960
Speaker 3: It didn't feel like he was like he was al

2401
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:37,439
Speaker 3: he was. He looked like he was afraid of getting

2402
01:37:37,439 --> 01:37:37,840
Speaker 3: taken down.

2403
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:38,000
Speaker 4: Now.

2404
01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:39,920
Speaker 3: I don't know the first thing about Brazilian jiu jitsu

2405
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:43,400
Speaker 3: or UFC, like the techniques of those things, but he

2406
01:37:43,520 --> 01:37:44,840
Speaker 3: just didn't seem like his heart was in it.

2407
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:46,680
Speaker 5: Well, you guys know it. As athletes, you have an

2408
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:48,800
Speaker 5: off night, you know, sometimes just as a comic, you

2409
01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:50,320
Speaker 5: have an off night. You just you don't you can't

2410
01:37:50,439 --> 01:37:52,840
Speaker 5: get there, You're not feeling it. Something's wrong.

2411
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:54,960
Speaker 3: It's such an interesting world with the UFC though, having

2412
01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:57,400
Speaker 3: it off night because with football, like football, of all

2413
01:37:57,439 --> 01:37:59,439
Speaker 3: the main sports, you only have seventeen games. Yeah, but

2414
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:01,360
Speaker 3: if you fuck up one week, it's like next week.

2415
01:38:01,439 --> 01:38:04,200
Speaker 3: I'm solely focused on fixing these issues from that weeknd

2416
01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:06,519
Speaker 3: and having a better week. Yes, when you lose in UFC,

2417
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:08,680
Speaker 3: it's such a team game. To such a team game,

2418
01:38:08,760 --> 01:38:11,360
Speaker 3: So there's so many different variables when it comes to

2419
01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:15,040
Speaker 3: the UFC, Like you're in there three times a year,

2420
01:38:15,880 --> 01:38:17,200
Speaker 3: if you're putting the gas on.

2421
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,680
Speaker 5: The floor, but there's so much build up, you know,

2422
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:23,040
Speaker 5: like you're probably puking and training, and it's just at

2423
01:38:23,120 --> 01:38:24,479
Speaker 5: one shot you get one fight.

2424
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:25,240
Speaker 3: I know.

2425
01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:29,120
Speaker 4: Do you have a process going into going into comedy?

2426
01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:31,600
Speaker 4: I've found when you're feeling like, when you're feeling off, like,

2427
01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:33,200
Speaker 4: what are you doing to try and get in the mode?

2428
01:38:33,360 --> 01:38:35,760
Speaker 5: That's a good question. I still haven't cracked that code yet.

2429
01:38:35,880 --> 01:38:37,960
Speaker 5: But to me, the less you think about it, the better.

2430
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:39,760
Speaker 5: That to me is the key. I used to be like,

2431
01:38:39,840 --> 01:38:42,479
Speaker 5: let me prepare, let me think of some topical shit

2432
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:44,120
Speaker 5: to be ready with and all that, and now I

2433
01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:46,639
Speaker 5: just like the rhyme in last night, I just cleared

2434
01:38:46,640 --> 01:38:48,320
Speaker 5: the brain and went right in and I just started

2435
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:50,360
Speaker 5: ripping on Morgan Walling. I was like, I'm gonna say

2436
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:52,800
Speaker 5: the end word. That's his God's country. And then I

2437
01:38:52,880 --> 01:38:55,600
Speaker 5: was talking about Nashville is like sceney now it's like

2438
01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:58,680
Speaker 5: a Texas rape la, and I was just going off.

2439
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:01,240
Speaker 5: It was just coming off the dome. But I think

2440
01:39:01,240 --> 01:39:03,240
Speaker 5: if I had prepared, because you prepare it and you

2441
01:39:03,360 --> 01:39:05,040
Speaker 5: kind of plant it out in your head and when

2442
01:39:05,080 --> 01:39:07,439
Speaker 5: it doesn't go exactly right, you start to panic, and

2443
01:39:07,520 --> 01:39:09,599
Speaker 5: then that that throws off your whole set. I think,

2444
01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:12,400
Speaker 5: so it's better just just riff.

2445
01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:15,000
Speaker 4: When you're not hitting, like what's going on in your mind?

2446
01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:18,320
Speaker 5: Oh, you're just frazzled. Man. It sucks. You get that

2447
01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:20,880
Speaker 5: fight or flight and you have to party. Just wants

2448
01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:23,800
Speaker 5: to go hang on, guys, let me start over. But

2449
01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:25,560
Speaker 5: you can't do that obviously, so you got to just

2450
01:39:25,680 --> 01:39:28,720
Speaker 5: like one thing to do is lean in, Like if

2451
01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:30,920
Speaker 5: you're scared of bombing, just go up and bomb the

2452
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:34,240
Speaker 5: first joke and then you'll be like, all right, that sucked,

2453
01:39:34,320 --> 01:39:36,040
Speaker 5: but now I shook.

2454
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:37,360
Speaker 4: It off right, like this is If this is the

2455
01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:38,960
Speaker 4: worst part, I'm good with it exactly.

2456
01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:41,240
Speaker 5: Sometimes the best thing you can do is the worst

2457
01:39:41,280 --> 01:39:41,600
Speaker 5: thing to do.

2458
01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:42,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, the thing you're scared of.

2459
01:39:43,080 --> 01:39:45,599
Speaker 5: Just do that immediately and then it'll you'll clear out.

2460
01:39:46,439 --> 01:39:49,920
Speaker 4: Like working on sets, like what are you do kill Tony? Yep,

2461
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:52,280
Speaker 4: you've been a part of Rosy? Like what are the

2462
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:55,479
Speaker 4: styles of comedy that you enjoy the most? Like outside

2463
01:39:55,520 --> 01:39:57,559
Speaker 4: of your Like you're crafting a set on your own

2464
01:39:57,600 --> 01:39:58,840
Speaker 4: for like a special.

2465
01:39:58,760 --> 01:39:59,960
Speaker 5: Well to me doing an hour?

2466
01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:00,360
Speaker 6: Is it?

2467
01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:02,600
Speaker 5: Really? That's to me, that's the coolest thing watching a

2468
01:40:02,640 --> 01:40:04,719
Speaker 5: guy do a full hour and building that over years.

2469
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:07,120
Speaker 5: But I like a guy like Bill Burr, who can

2470
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:10,000
Speaker 5: He's funny on Kimmel, he's funny on stage, he's funny

2471
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:11,880
Speaker 5: on his own pod. You want to be that well

2472
01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:13,880
Speaker 5: round as Shane is like that, you know, like these

2473
01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:17,559
Speaker 5: guys who can just be funny everywhere on a podcast whatever,

2474
01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:20,360
Speaker 5: And uh, I just always wanted to be that guy.

2475
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,320
Speaker 5: So you gotta you gotta put the work in.

2476
01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:26,280
Speaker 4: How how like impromptus all to kill Sonny? So all

2477
01:40:27,160 --> 01:40:28,800
Speaker 4: because you don't know who's comes Like so much fun

2478
01:40:28,920 --> 01:40:29,920
Speaker 4: just being at those events.

2479
01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:31,720
Speaker 3: It's the best as a guy sitting on the table

2480
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:32,800
Speaker 3: you don't know who's coming up next.

2481
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:34,479
Speaker 5: No, they just pull shit out of a bucket. So

2482
01:40:34,520 --> 01:40:36,840
Speaker 5: you get some like fucking handicap guy and you just

2483
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:38,559
Speaker 5: gotta make it work and he'll.

2484
01:40:38,439 --> 01:40:40,479
Speaker 4: Pull you guys, he'll pull stuff out of a hat.

2485
01:40:40,479 --> 01:40:42,240
Speaker 4: And those people come up and do a minute.

2486
01:40:42,320 --> 01:40:44,800
Speaker 5: One minute yeah, yeah, the sound of the cat and.

2487
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:47,880
Speaker 4: Then they they they rip their minute. You guys roast

2488
01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:49,640
Speaker 4: them yep. You talk about how they can tighten it

2489
01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:50,160
Speaker 4: up yep.

2490
01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:52,479
Speaker 5: And what they look like. I mean, we go all

2491
01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:55,040
Speaker 5: in uh and they signed up for it, so no

2492
01:40:55,160 --> 01:40:57,280
Speaker 5: one gets offended. It's all fun and games.

2493
01:40:57,439 --> 01:40:59,000
Speaker 4: God, how terrified would you be?

2494
01:40:59,360 --> 01:41:00,400
Speaker 3: That would be pretty terrify.

2495
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:02,840
Speaker 5: And imagine the arena. These kids are doing an arena

2496
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:04,920
Speaker 5: in a long time. Yeah, so that must be I'd

2497
01:41:04,960 --> 01:41:06,040
Speaker 5: be shipping my pants.

2498
01:41:05,880 --> 01:41:07,560
Speaker 3: Sixty seconds to make it work. And this is like

2499
01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:12,000
Speaker 3: a massive break for them, these big time comics. One

2500
01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:14,519
Speaker 3: of the wins for a lot of comics. I feel like,

2501
01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:17,400
Speaker 3: because I have no idea, is when you're starting out,

2502
01:41:17,479 --> 01:41:19,240
Speaker 3: no one knows who you are, so you don't like,

2503
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:20,680
Speaker 3: you don't have a fan base to sit back and

2504
01:41:20,800 --> 01:41:22,439
Speaker 3: like be like, oh you're funny, you're not. Yeah, you

2505
01:41:22,520 --> 01:41:25,200
Speaker 3: need to grow over time with everybody. Yes, these people

2506
01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:27,360
Speaker 3: are coming to see funny and you have sixty seconds

2507
01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:28,320
Speaker 3: to prove that you are that.

2508
01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:31,639
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and if you're not, you will get lamb

2509
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:34,719
Speaker 5: basted in front of twenty thousand people. And on the internet,

2510
01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:36,640
Speaker 5: have you have you been on.

2511
01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:40,639
Speaker 3: Kill Tony with a man named Uncle Laser yet? I've

2512
01:41:40,680 --> 01:41:43,759
Speaker 3: heard the name, but I don't think he's in Austin mainstay.

2513
01:41:43,760 --> 01:41:45,360
Speaker 3: He was a part of your Olympics a couple years ago.

2514
01:41:45,479 --> 01:41:51,200
Speaker 5: Oh, mullet, mullet. Yeah, he's got women's flaps. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

2515
01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:53,559
Speaker 5: I've seen him, but I haven't. I've just saw him online.

2516
01:41:53,640 --> 01:41:55,280
Speaker 3: We were in Austin, te we did a live show

2517
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:57,160
Speaker 3: in Austin. I don't know how. He had a couple

2518
01:41:57,240 --> 01:42:00,760
Speaker 3: of funny like reels on Instagram and for evers in him.

2519
01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:02,880
Speaker 3: I started talking. So he came up during our live

2520
01:42:02,960 --> 01:42:05,800
Speaker 3: show and our fans were even like, get the fuck

2521
01:42:05,840 --> 01:42:07,920
Speaker 3: off the stage, Oh not come to see you and

2522
01:42:08,160 --> 01:42:10,160
Speaker 3: we're not funny, Like we just si up there like, hey,

2523
01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:12,559
Speaker 3: so this is the podcast. We're gonna do the podcast now, yeah,

2524
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:14,360
Speaker 3: And he comes up starts up doing bits. Everyone's like,

2525
01:42:14,400 --> 01:42:18,800
Speaker 3: get the fuck off the stage. He's like yeah, yeah whatever, yeah,

2526
01:42:18,840 --> 01:42:20,680
Speaker 3: hell yeah. We got after it with him that night.

2527
01:42:20,720 --> 01:42:22,760
Speaker 3: But he's been on kill Tony. I thought he did

2528
01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:23,439
Speaker 3: pretty solid.

2529
01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:25,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a fan bait. I think you don't

2530
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:25,720
Speaker 5: really like him.

2531
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:27,879
Speaker 3: He's got a nice fan base. He paints his toenails.

2532
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:29,320
Speaker 3: Didn't know how I felt about that when we found

2533
01:42:29,360 --> 01:42:32,679
Speaker 3: that out. Have you seen have you seen beer Olympics.

2534
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:35,160
Speaker 5: I've seen it. Yeah, I don't know if I could

2535
01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:40,040
Speaker 5: hang any liquor guy. I mean, I have a gluten allergy,

2536
01:42:40,120 --> 01:42:42,160
Speaker 5: which might be the gayest thing it's ever been said.

2537
01:42:44,160 --> 01:42:45,880
Speaker 5: I grew up drinking beer all the time, and then

2538
01:42:45,920 --> 01:42:49,520
Speaker 5: when I hit thirty five, some I would just get gas, diarrhea,

2539
01:42:49,880 --> 01:42:52,759
Speaker 5: shit water. So I think I have a gluten allergy

2540
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:54,960
Speaker 5: that I haven't diagnosed, but that's what I'm guessing.

2541
01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:57,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. So that beer you're holding in your

2542
01:42:57,400 --> 01:42:57,880
Speaker 3: hand right.

2543
01:42:57,800 --> 01:42:59,720
Speaker 5: Now, Well, I can do one or two, but if

2544
01:42:59,720 --> 01:43:02,160
Speaker 5: I do more than that, I'm fucked. Like we get

2545
01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:04,840
Speaker 5: a distended belly, I get like a little woozy and

2546
01:43:05,360 --> 01:43:06,880
Speaker 5: mouth feel weird, dry mouth.

2547
01:43:07,640 --> 01:43:08,759
Speaker 3: To say he's out of the Olympics.

2548
01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:11,360
Speaker 5: Sorry, you do liquor Olympics, I'll blow it.

2549
01:43:11,479 --> 01:43:13,200
Speaker 4: You'll be there, Yeah, you'll be there.

2550
01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:16,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that in like I don't know how Gillis does it.

2551
01:43:17,479 --> 01:43:19,960
Speaker 3: He's like he's a tank. The way he puts him down.

2552
01:43:20,160 --> 01:43:22,800
Speaker 5: He isn't over and over again. That's our me and

2553
01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:25,439
Speaker 5: him sell a hooch. That's our rye.

2554
01:43:25,920 --> 01:43:26,800
Speaker 4: That's your guys right there.

2555
01:43:26,840 --> 01:43:31,040
Speaker 5: The yeah we sell that. Uh it's in all the

2556
01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:33,760
Speaker 5: comedy clubs. Now it's getting some really what can people

2557
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:35,680
Speaker 5: get it? Shout it out, dude, it's online right now.

2558
01:43:36,000 --> 01:43:39,080
Speaker 5: Tennessee is so fucking Bible Belt. You guys have crazy

2559
01:43:39,160 --> 01:43:41,160
Speaker 5: red tapes. We're having trouble getting it in here, but

2560
01:43:41,520 --> 01:43:44,160
Speaker 5: it's all over the country and you can get it online.

2561
01:43:44,200 --> 01:43:45,320
Speaker 5: Bodega cut and.

2562
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:47,719
Speaker 4: Say, we see getting in here like in the clubs

2563
01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:51,160
Speaker 4: and in the in the state, like ordering it into

2564
01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:52,960
Speaker 4: the state or just like being able to sell it

2565
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:56,760
Speaker 4: in I know when we were doing the uh big

2566
01:43:57,360 --> 01:43:59,519
Speaker 4: you know, you know, the tough part of it was

2567
01:43:59,560 --> 01:44:02,000
Speaker 4: you could buy online, but in certain states, Tennessee being

2568
01:44:02,040 --> 01:44:04,240
Speaker 4: one of them, Tennessee, Missouri, like our big states. There

2569
01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:06,720
Speaker 4: you go, people couldn't like order it online and get

2570
01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:07,240
Speaker 4: it shipped to.

2571
01:44:07,240 --> 01:44:08,439
Speaker 5: Them exactly the state.

2572
01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:10,400
Speaker 3: What made you guys want to start a rye?

2573
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:13,360
Speaker 5: Well, all these comics kept getting sober. Like when I

2574
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:15,559
Speaker 5: started comedy, it was like degenerates. It was like coke

2575
01:44:15,640 --> 01:44:19,840
Speaker 5: heads and you know, pedophiles. And then comedy kind of

2576
01:44:19,880 --> 01:44:22,960
Speaker 5: got like softer, and everybody got sober and started doing

2577
01:44:23,080 --> 01:44:26,080
Speaker 5: like wellness and yoga and so we were like, fuck it,

2578
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:28,519
Speaker 5: We're like the last couple of guys are still party

2579
01:44:28,560 --> 01:44:32,160
Speaker 5: hard and drink, so let's start a liquor. Yeah, you know,

2580
01:44:32,360 --> 01:44:35,120
Speaker 5: Kevin Hart has one, and you know, uh, Ryan Reynolds.

2581
01:44:35,120 --> 01:44:36,400
Speaker 5: So it just seemed like people are doing it, and

2582
01:44:36,479 --> 01:44:37,240
Speaker 5: I was like, why not us?

2583
01:44:37,600 --> 01:44:39,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you guys like go and like do tastings

2584
01:44:39,320 --> 01:44:41,080
Speaker 3: and like figure out what you really wanted? Like, you

2585
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:42,000
Speaker 3: guys did the whole process?

2586
01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:44,000
Speaker 5: Would you for that all that shit? We went to

2587
01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:47,760
Speaker 5: Texas and did like a distillery and tasted like must

2588
01:44:47,880 --> 01:44:49,960
Speaker 5: taste like twenty whiskeys, were like, this is the one.

2589
01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:51,880
Speaker 5: Then we had to pick a name. Then you pick

2590
01:44:51,920 --> 01:44:54,880
Speaker 5: a bottle and you pick a label. It's well, quite

2591
01:44:54,880 --> 01:44:55,439
Speaker 5: a process.

2592
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:56,679
Speaker 3: Sounds like a fun process.

2593
01:44:56,840 --> 01:44:58,400
Speaker 5: It was fun. I mean you're drinking the whole time.

2594
01:44:59,120 --> 01:45:00,960
Speaker 4: Oh there you go. Oh you got to have some

2595
01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:03,639
Speaker 4: because you went to Sam show, like when you were shooting,

2596
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:04,719
Speaker 4: you were shooting something.

2597
01:45:04,600 --> 01:45:07,120
Speaker 3: With yes, Sam. So Sam's doing a like a movie

2598
01:45:07,479 --> 01:45:09,799
Speaker 3: along with his tour right now. He's like self funding

2599
01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:12,759
Speaker 3: a movie, and so I don't know the whole premise.

2600
01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:13,760
Speaker 3: He didn't really give it to me. He's like, but

2601
01:45:13,760 --> 01:45:14,880
Speaker 3: do you want to be in it? And I was like, yeah,

2602
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:16,280
Speaker 3: I love to be in it. So we did a

2603
01:45:16,320 --> 01:45:18,599
Speaker 3: bunch of bits of like his opener who sounds what's.

2604
01:45:18,479 --> 01:45:19,800
Speaker 5: His opener's name, Gary Veeder.

2605
01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the exact same person, by the way, they

2606
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:26,280
Speaker 3: have the exact same tone every everything. Yeah, Like we

2607
01:45:26,439 --> 01:45:28,439
Speaker 3: like did a bit of us doing shots and then

2608
01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:31,040
Speaker 3: him doing a big line of cocaine and me being

2609
01:45:31,080 --> 01:45:33,120
Speaker 3: like that was for all of us, like that kind

2610
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:33,400
Speaker 3: of thing.

2611
01:45:34,640 --> 01:45:35,120
Speaker 1: Were you in it?

2612
01:45:36,120 --> 01:45:38,719
Speaker 3: We all took shots, we all took what you think.

2613
01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:44,519
Speaker 5: They are. Yeah, he's just those bald small Sam.

2614
01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:47,479
Speaker 3: That's what he is, dude. They sound the exact same

2615
01:45:47,960 --> 01:45:50,360
Speaker 3: they were. They had like the same delivery, same everything.

2616
01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:53,360
Speaker 3: They're both extremely funny. They were both great. I love them,

2617
01:45:53,880 --> 01:45:56,519
Speaker 3: But uh, I wondered, because I haven't been to a

2618
01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:59,680
Speaker 3: lot of shows, if like you pick your openers to

2619
01:45:59,800 --> 01:46:01,720
Speaker 3: sound like you, because that's what people are there for

2620
01:46:01,920 --> 01:46:02,439
Speaker 3: you is you?

2621
01:46:03,080 --> 01:46:05,400
Speaker 5: That's interesting I don't do that. Like I had a

2622
01:46:05,640 --> 01:46:07,519
Speaker 5: girl in a wheelchair open for me last night at

2623
01:46:07,520 --> 01:46:11,000
Speaker 5: the well. Yes, yes, yeah, red hair girl, right, Fiona.

2624
01:46:11,280 --> 01:46:12,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she's funny.

2625
01:46:13,080 --> 01:46:15,400
Speaker 5: She's super funny, super dark and you know a lot

2626
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:17,920
Speaker 5: of wheelchair jokes obviously, and I feel like it just

2627
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:20,439
Speaker 5: cuts the tension and it lets the crowd know, like, oh,

2628
01:46:20,520 --> 01:46:24,160
Speaker 5: we're going in on crazy shit, Like everybody, loosen up,

2629
01:46:24,400 --> 01:46:27,639
Speaker 5: this is what you're opening with. It's actually quite cute

2630
01:46:27,720 --> 01:46:34,000
Speaker 5: for a cripple. But she's super funny and she's she's

2631
01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:36,160
Speaker 5: doing well. I think she's gonna blow up if she doesn't.

2632
01:46:36,200 --> 01:46:41,839
Speaker 5: You know, die got some crazy disease.

2633
01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:43,400
Speaker 3: What's the disease.

2634
01:46:43,720 --> 01:46:46,160
Speaker 5: I'm sure you can google it. I can't remember the name.

2635
01:46:46,200 --> 01:46:50,800
Speaker 5: It's some rare something you never heard before. Okay, yeah,

2636
01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:53,360
Speaker 5: but find that slowly killing her because.

2637
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:55,360
Speaker 3: I've seen that clip of her and I saw everybody

2638
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:57,519
Speaker 3: on the bench like rolling and that's how you found her.

2639
01:46:57,600 --> 01:47:00,160
Speaker 5: Yeah on actually just a show with her years go

2640
01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:03,040
Speaker 5: randomly and I was like, who's this handicapped lady? And

2641
01:47:03,160 --> 01:47:05,639
Speaker 5: then she started just blowing up on her own? No shit,

2642
01:47:05,760 --> 01:47:06,360
Speaker 5: she lives here.

2643
01:47:06,320 --> 01:47:10,000
Speaker 3: Now for real? Yeah, Okay, what is this we will.

2644
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:13,320
Speaker 5: Is it what Frederick's at tay at text?

2645
01:47:13,439 --> 01:47:20,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a muscular dist words man, words are tough

2646
01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:20,880
Speaker 3: for me.

2647
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:23,800
Speaker 4: Is it cool that it feels like you're in a

2648
01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:25,600
Speaker 4: spot too, like you got people who can open for

2649
01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:27,080
Speaker 4: you where you feel like you can kind of you

2650
01:47:27,120 --> 01:47:27,920
Speaker 4: can kind of help them.

2651
01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:30,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is fun. That's really cool. Like Bargatzi has

2652
01:47:30,960 --> 01:47:33,560
Speaker 5: all these guys doing Nate Land, which is like his

2653
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:35,840
Speaker 5: way of like propping people up, And I would love

2654
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:37,960
Speaker 5: to do that because it's so fucking hard out there

2655
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:40,519
Speaker 5: as a comic in the beginning. Yeah, it's hard to

2656
01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:41,280
Speaker 5: break through.

2657
01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:44,240
Speaker 4: It feels. And dude, it's like the comedy world, you guys.

2658
01:47:44,320 --> 01:47:47,080
Speaker 4: Everybody's built all these different platforms to where I feel like,

2659
01:47:47,120 --> 01:47:50,439
Speaker 4: you know, now there are way more opportunities for comics

2660
01:47:50,520 --> 01:47:52,680
Speaker 4: to make it versus just grinding it out in New York.

2661
01:47:52,960 --> 01:47:55,320
Speaker 4: The streets in New York had a small ball four

2662
01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:58,000
Speaker 4: people there. Now there's all these podcasts, like I feel like,

2663
01:47:58,040 --> 01:48:02,080
Speaker 4: your guys, industry has done such a great Yeah what

2664
01:48:02,280 --> 01:48:02,880
Speaker 4: is they comedies on?

2665
01:48:02,960 --> 01:48:04,960
Speaker 5: Like it higher than it's ever been right now, it's

2666
01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:07,200
Speaker 5: a where I mean THEO is talking to Trump. I

2667
01:48:07,240 --> 01:48:09,479
Speaker 5: mean like it's all. It's crazy how big it's gotten,

2668
01:48:09,560 --> 01:48:12,360
Speaker 5: but it's all the Internet. The Internet changed everything because

2669
01:48:12,479 --> 01:48:13,800
Speaker 5: before you had to get on the Tonight Show. You

2670
01:48:13,880 --> 01:48:16,120
Speaker 5: got five minutes and you maybe got an HBO special

2671
01:48:16,240 --> 01:48:18,639
Speaker 5: if you were lucky. It was like five guys every

2672
01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:21,200
Speaker 5: three years got an HBO special. So now you can

2673
01:48:21,240 --> 01:48:22,840
Speaker 5: just be a funny guy and go on TikTok and

2674
01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:24,360
Speaker 5: boom you're out into the world.

2675
01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:26,280
Speaker 4: When do you feel like your big break was?

2676
01:48:27,760 --> 01:48:30,479
Speaker 5: Oh, that's it. I did a during the pandemic. I

2677
01:48:30,600 --> 01:48:33,080
Speaker 5: had a crazy right when the pandemic hit. I did

2678
01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:36,360
Speaker 5: Rogan when he was on YouTube, like the real old Rogan,

2679
01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:39,880
Speaker 5: like the career making Rogan. Then I I just got

2680
01:48:39,960 --> 01:48:42,880
Speaker 5: a shout out at a Mets game from Seinfeld, and

2681
01:48:42,920 --> 01:48:45,000
Speaker 5: then I put a special out on YouTube before anyone

2682
01:48:45,120 --> 01:48:47,600
Speaker 5: was really doing that. And those three things kind of

2683
01:48:47,640 --> 01:48:50,840
Speaker 5: happened all within like a month or two, and it popped.

2684
01:48:50,880 --> 01:48:53,000
Speaker 5: The special got millions of views because it was in

2685
01:48:53,080 --> 01:48:55,839
Speaker 5: the pandemics and no one had any uh any content.

2686
01:48:56,240 --> 01:48:58,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were consuming a bunch of shit.

2687
01:48:59,040 --> 01:48:59,479
Speaker 5: Exactly.

2688
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:02,040
Speaker 4: Awesome, man, it was just a luck of the draw

2689
01:49:02,520 --> 01:49:04,679
Speaker 4: in this like this opera here, like going on Rogan's

2690
01:49:04,680 --> 01:49:07,400
Speaker 4: big time huge. How'd you get linked up with him?

2691
01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:10,520
Speaker 5: I met him with sand you know, Andrew Santino.

2692
01:49:10,720 --> 01:49:11,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2693
01:49:11,479 --> 01:49:13,360
Speaker 5: I was doing a show in Atlanta. We were friends.

2694
01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:15,840
Speaker 5: He was opening for Rogan at some arena and he goes,

2695
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:17,400
Speaker 5: We're going to the UFC fight if you want to go,

2696
01:49:17,479 --> 01:49:19,800
Speaker 5: and I said hell yeah, And I got to meet Joe.

2697
01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:22,280
Speaker 5: We got to chit chat and we got drunk together,

2698
01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:24,240
Speaker 5: and eventually he was like, you ever want to do

2699
01:49:24,320 --> 01:49:27,200
Speaker 5: the show? And You're like, what the fuck? Like, that's

2700
01:49:27,240 --> 01:49:28,679
Speaker 5: like a super bottle going. If you ever want a fuck,

2701
01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:32,920
Speaker 5: you know, just let me know. Yeah, So I hit

2702
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,479
Speaker 5: him up. I had a special coming out and I

2703
01:49:34,520 --> 01:49:36,000
Speaker 5: hit him up and I said, hey, you said this,

2704
01:49:36,320 --> 01:49:38,479
Speaker 5: I don't want to, you know, step on any toes here.

2705
01:49:38,560 --> 01:49:40,000
Speaker 5: But he goes, yeah, come on by.

2706
01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:41,479
Speaker 4: No is fucking awesome.

2707
01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:45,160
Speaker 5: I was terrified to do the show. To do the show,

2708
01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:46,760
Speaker 5: it was just the biggest show. It's just so weird

2709
01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:49,160
Speaker 5: talking and you're like ten million people are listening to

2710
01:49:49,240 --> 01:49:49,640
Speaker 5: this right now.

2711
01:49:49,840 --> 01:49:50,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2712
01:49:50,240 --> 01:49:52,160
Speaker 5: I'm wearing a suit because I did the Tonight show

2713
01:49:52,520 --> 01:49:54,439
Speaker 5: the night before and got on a red eye and

2714
01:49:54,520 --> 01:49:56,840
Speaker 5: flew there, So I'm wearing the same clothes.

2715
01:49:57,280 --> 01:50:00,360
Speaker 3: No fucking way. Yeah, just shitt in your pants whole time.

2716
01:50:01,240 --> 01:50:02,200
Speaker 3: This is when it was still in l A.

2717
01:50:02,320 --> 01:50:03,280
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah.

2718
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:04,439
Speaker 1: And this is.

2719
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:06,880
Speaker 4: A few years ago.

2720
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:10,880
Speaker 5: This is twenty nineteen. Yeah yeah, yeah, when they hang

2721
01:50:10,960 --> 01:50:16,080
Speaker 5: over the baby and a half elm and a lot

2722
01:50:16,120 --> 01:50:20,040
Speaker 5: of shit happened, ship went down. Yeah, aged.

2723
01:50:20,439 --> 01:50:22,439
Speaker 3: So now when you go on for like the protector

2724
01:50:22,439 --> 01:50:25,000
Speaker 3: of parks Pods, do you feel uncomfortable nervous at all?

2725
01:50:25,240 --> 01:50:25,400
Speaker 4: Now?

2726
01:50:25,520 --> 01:50:28,120
Speaker 3: It's just your nor it's a this is regular light and.

2727
01:50:28,160 --> 01:50:30,080
Speaker 5: It's just fun. We've done like twelve of them now,

2728
01:50:30,280 --> 01:50:32,040
Speaker 5: so it's we've all gotten to know each other. And

2729
01:50:32,080 --> 01:50:34,840
Speaker 5: you get by the half hour mark your ship faced. Yeah,

2730
01:50:34,840 --> 01:50:36,479
Speaker 5: so you're just letting it fly and then we edit

2731
01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:37,759
Speaker 5: later a lot of editing.

2732
01:50:37,960 --> 01:50:39,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?

2733
01:50:39,400 --> 01:50:39,760
Speaker 2: What is that?

2734
01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:40,920
Speaker 3: Next day? Scary?

2735
01:50:41,280 --> 01:50:44,720
Speaker 5: Oh dude, I'm texting Jamie take that out? Take that out?

2736
01:50:44,800 --> 01:50:46,120
Speaker 5: And the anxiety hits you?

2737
01:50:46,439 --> 01:50:48,240
Speaker 3: Do they send you do they send you the raw footage?

2738
01:50:48,280 --> 01:50:50,200
Speaker 3: Because if you're if you're a ship faceing some things

2739
01:50:50,240 --> 01:50:50,960
Speaker 3: you're not gonna remember.

2740
01:50:51,080 --> 01:50:53,679
Speaker 5: You gotta kind of just remember it. That's the hard

2741
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:54,800
Speaker 5: part and something just.

2742
01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:55,680
Speaker 3: Going to fucking do it.

2743
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:57,880
Speaker 5: You Like, did we talk about that. Yeah, it's aid fag.

2744
01:50:58,000 --> 01:50:59,560
Speaker 5: At some point he's like, you gotta let me know

2745
01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:01,519
Speaker 5: it's a four hour pod. I can't. I can just

2746
01:51:01,720 --> 01:51:04,360
Speaker 5: comb looking for that one word. I think it was

2747
01:51:04,520 --> 01:51:06,280
Speaker 5: like an hour or half in. I don't know.

2748
01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:10,680
Speaker 3: God damn. Yeah, getting hammered on a show like that

2749
01:51:10,800 --> 01:51:12,639
Speaker 3: would be be fucking.

2750
01:51:12,640 --> 01:51:15,280
Speaker 5: You're ripping liquor, Yeah, oh yeah, I'm going liquor shanees.

2751
01:51:16,320 --> 01:51:18,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got like beers.

2752
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:21,599
Speaker 3: Just water makes you throw up, makes you puffy, does

2753
01:51:21,640 --> 01:51:23,759
Speaker 3: all those things water? Nonetheless?

2754
01:51:24,040 --> 01:51:26,760
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he got the shades because we're smoking weed.

2755
01:51:26,840 --> 01:51:31,040
Speaker 5: We're doing shrooms. Yeah, yeah, we're smoking cigars.

2756
01:51:31,320 --> 01:51:34,280
Speaker 3: See, the liquor part for me wouldn't be like the

2757
01:51:34,400 --> 01:51:37,240
Speaker 3: tough part. It's when you're smoking because I can always

2758
01:51:37,320 --> 01:51:39,040
Speaker 3: kind of smoke myself into a friendzy where it's like

2759
01:51:39,120 --> 01:51:39,680
Speaker 3: I'm kind of just.

2760
01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:42,960
Speaker 5: Nothing's going on in my brain and yeah, you're a zombie.

2761
01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:44,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, your zombie was like, what do you think You're?

2762
01:51:44,479 --> 01:51:44,519
Speaker 1: Like?

2763
01:51:44,760 --> 01:51:47,080
Speaker 3: I fucking I just want to eat something, right, That's

2764
01:51:47,120 --> 01:51:47,920
Speaker 3: all I care about.

2765
01:51:47,920 --> 01:51:49,920
Speaker 5: Already does that Already goes quiet after about an hour

2766
01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:51,599
Speaker 5: because he's so high and he's in his head.

2767
01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:54,240
Speaker 3: Al seems like a guy that just does not stop.

2768
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:55,439
Speaker 5: No, he does not stop.

2769
01:51:55,640 --> 01:51:57,519
Speaker 3: He came on the show. We were talking for about

2770
01:51:57,520 --> 01:52:02,040
Speaker 3: forty five minutes knock is amazing racist stuff.

2771
01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:05,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's like, and now he's talking about backpacking.

2772
01:52:05,960 --> 01:52:07,920
Speaker 3: I forget Yeah, yeah, because we were talking about beer

2773
01:52:07,920 --> 01:52:10,320
Speaker 3: Olympics with him as well. Everybody that comes into the

2774
01:52:10,320 --> 01:52:12,559
Speaker 3: show were like, so what do you think about feeling

2775
01:52:12,600 --> 01:52:14,719
Speaker 3: all out at them? But he's gonna be like backpacking

2776
01:52:14,760 --> 01:52:16,320
Speaker 3: in Alaska, South.

2777
01:52:16,160 --> 01:52:20,519
Speaker 5: America for a year, No, for a while, Costa Rica.

2778
01:52:20,520 --> 01:52:22,080
Speaker 5: I mean that guy lives. He's like an old he

2779
01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:24,840
Speaker 5: goes and does sh for real. Yeah, how do you?

2780
01:52:25,120 --> 01:52:27,439
Speaker 5: I mean pull up the photo of already passed out

2781
01:52:27,479 --> 01:52:29,320
Speaker 5: on the floor because he tried to out drink Shane.

2782
01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:32,000
Speaker 5: And he's like seventy eight years old by the way,

2783
01:52:32,080 --> 01:52:35,040
Speaker 5: you know, so he I thought he's going to the hospital.

2784
01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:37,719
Speaker 4: I mean, bro, I was telling him too, because I remember,

2785
01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:40,360
Speaker 4: like every he's just making the joke. Every middle schooler

2786
01:52:40,520 --> 01:52:43,560
Speaker 4: understands the amazing racist Yeah, And I was like, I

2787
01:52:43,640 --> 01:52:45,439
Speaker 4: remember coming across you again one day because I was

2788
01:52:45,479 --> 01:52:47,760
Speaker 4: thinking one night, I'm like, what happened to this one

2789
01:52:47,880 --> 01:52:50,400
Speaker 4: guy who used to do the amazing race because then

2790
01:52:50,439 --> 01:52:52,000
Speaker 4: I saw him on a clip on Rogan. Oh he's

2791
01:52:52,040 --> 01:52:53,840
Speaker 4: still around, he Rogan.

2792
01:52:53,960 --> 01:52:56,120
Speaker 3: Because I don't know, Like we had a rumor at

2793
01:52:56,160 --> 01:52:57,880
Speaker 3: our school like oh, the amazing racist guy, you know

2794
01:52:57,960 --> 01:52:59,000
Speaker 3: he got killed.

2795
01:52:58,920 --> 01:53:01,640
Speaker 5: And it was yeah, wow, there was that.

2796
01:53:01,800 --> 01:53:03,560
Speaker 3: There was always that rumor, and there was always the

2797
01:53:03,640 --> 01:53:05,800
Speaker 3: rumor of Marilyn Manson pulled out their ribs so he

2798
01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:06,639
Speaker 3: could suck his on dick.

2799
01:53:06,680 --> 01:53:08,720
Speaker 5: I heard that feel like that was that was like.

2800
01:53:08,760 --> 01:53:12,160
Speaker 3: The first thing. Yeah, out you ever try that?

2801
01:53:12,479 --> 01:53:14,439
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I got I got a lick once. No,

2802
01:53:14,760 --> 01:53:16,479
Speaker 5: I got a lick. Yeah, And I'm not well and

2803
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:19,960
Speaker 5: down at all, but I just really like kept pushing it.

2804
01:53:20,080 --> 01:53:22,320
Speaker 5: I was doing my own yoga at home and I

2805
01:53:22,439 --> 01:53:25,040
Speaker 5: got a lick and right when you your tongue touches

2806
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:27,120
Speaker 5: your dick, you go, what the fuck am I doing?

2807
01:53:29,439 --> 01:53:30,479
Speaker 4: Is this really worth it?

2808
01:53:30,640 --> 01:53:30,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2809
01:53:31,080 --> 01:53:35,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything that I've managed that feeling.

2810
01:53:35,880 --> 01:53:38,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's no I'm not I'm too stiff.

2811
01:53:38,600 --> 01:53:40,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't have it.

2812
01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:42,280
Speaker 4: I don't have that spine mobility to get up there

2813
01:53:42,320 --> 01:53:44,160
Speaker 4: like that same airs man.

2814
01:53:44,360 --> 01:53:46,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. I guess you never know where you're at until

2815
01:53:46,080 --> 01:53:47,920
Speaker 3: you actually get the lick in. But part of me

2816
01:53:47,960 --> 01:53:51,160
Speaker 3: feeling like I would go farther on yourself.

2817
01:53:51,640 --> 01:53:54,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was wrong in your mind. It's a bad feeling.

2818
01:53:55,520 --> 01:53:56,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I guess you would know.

2819
01:53:57,360 --> 01:53:58,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not great.

2820
01:53:58,280 --> 01:53:59,439
Speaker 4: It's like I managed to go farther.

2821
01:54:00,360 --> 01:54:04,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, guys, everyone feel the same exact way, right, Yeah, anyway,

2822
01:54:04,760 --> 01:54:06,639
Speaker 3: sucking your own dick, dude, welcome to bustling with the boys.

2823
01:54:06,680 --> 01:54:08,120
Speaker 3: If everyone's enjoying themselves.

2824
01:54:07,960 --> 01:54:09,640
Speaker 5: Well you got you. Guy asked me about fistfights, you

2825
01:54:09,640 --> 01:54:11,439
Speaker 5: guys busted o. There he is, he's passed out in

2826
01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:13,400
Speaker 5: the cooler, by the way, face in the cooler.

2827
01:54:13,880 --> 01:54:14,720
Speaker 3: How what hour is this?

2828
01:54:15,080 --> 01:54:18,240
Speaker 5: That's probably hour three, four? We'll go to five sometimes,

2829
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:19,240
Speaker 5: no fucking way.

2830
01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:19,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2831
01:54:19,640 --> 01:54:22,280
Speaker 5: Look at all the dead soldiers up there, no doubt,

2832
01:54:22,360 --> 01:54:24,680
Speaker 5: none of them are yours. No, no, I'll have one

2833
01:54:24,760 --> 01:54:26,240
Speaker 5: or two in the beginning and I go all.

2834
01:54:26,680 --> 01:54:28,080
Speaker 3: You start to get pink and bloated, and you're like,

2835
01:54:28,160 --> 01:54:28,960
Speaker 3: let me get to this back.

2836
01:54:29,040 --> 01:54:31,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I can feel the gurgle bubbling up in

2837
01:54:31,439 --> 01:54:31,760
Speaker 5: my ask.

2838
01:54:31,800 --> 01:54:34,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, yeah, I mean it's got to be.

2839
01:54:34,080 --> 01:54:37,240
Speaker 3: It's so interesting that, like twenty twenty, you're shitting your

2840
01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:39,880
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2841
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2842
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2843
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Speaker 5: Well, everything gets normalized. You're like when you first see poorn,

2844
01:54:45,840 --> 01:54:47,400
Speaker 5: you're like, oh my god, tits. And after a while

2845
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2846
01:54:49,760 --> 01:54:51,400
Speaker 5: you need more. You gotta keep up again.

2847
01:54:52,320 --> 01:54:54,040
Speaker 4: So I need this guy forcing her to do that.

2848
01:54:54,360 --> 01:54:56,880
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2849
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2850
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2851
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2852
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Speaker 4: You were about to ask if we were been in fistfights.

2891
01:57:16,080 --> 01:57:17,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys are athletics to dude.

2892
01:57:17,640 --> 01:57:20,320
Speaker 4: To be honest, No, not really really when I had

2893
01:57:20,360 --> 01:57:22,240
Speaker 4: in like sixth grade, but it got broken up pretty

2894
01:57:22,280 --> 01:57:24,160
Speaker 4: quickly after I threw a low leg kick at him.

2895
01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:27,160
Speaker 3: And low leg kick. Y oh, you were calculated.

2896
01:57:27,720 --> 01:57:29,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I wrestle that kind of dabbled in

2897
01:57:29,680 --> 01:57:32,920
Speaker 4: some different Well, most of the time people are gonna

2898
01:57:32,920 --> 01:57:34,680
Speaker 4: come in thinking you're gonna throw a fist. Nobody's ever

2899
01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:36,920
Speaker 4: thinking about their legs, So you just throw somebody off.

2900
01:57:36,960 --> 01:57:38,560
Speaker 4: You have a longer reach with your legs, Like, let

2901
01:57:38,640 --> 01:57:41,040
Speaker 4: me dominate his legs real quick, and then if this

2902
01:57:41,120 --> 01:57:42,720
Speaker 4: gets to the ground, which is where I want to be,

2903
01:57:43,080 --> 01:57:43,880
Speaker 4: it'll be over for him.

2904
01:57:43,960 --> 01:57:44,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2905
01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:46,000
Speaker 4: But the luck we started to get to the ground,

2906
01:57:46,040 --> 01:57:46,840
Speaker 4: teachers broke it up.

2907
01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:50,120
Speaker 5: Nice. But yeah, no bar fight, not no man, not

2908
01:57:50,280 --> 01:57:51,440
Speaker 5: really wow, not really.

2909
01:57:51,760 --> 01:57:55,080
Speaker 4: It's got like tense before like everybody. But I've never

2910
01:57:55,160 --> 01:57:56,560
Speaker 4: really had interesting.

2911
01:57:56,760 --> 01:57:58,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I've had a handful.

2912
01:57:58,200 --> 01:57:59,000
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah.

2913
01:57:59,120 --> 01:58:01,680
Speaker 3: Well I was a nasty boy in college. I wouldn't

2914
01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:03,800
Speaker 3: didn't mind getting in a scrum every once in a while.

2915
01:58:04,040 --> 01:58:07,760
Speaker 3: My senior year we played Ohio State. We lost by one,

2916
01:58:08,440 --> 01:58:10,560
Speaker 3: and then I went to my house with my boys

2917
01:58:10,600 --> 01:58:13,560
Speaker 3: and we cracked. We like took down like twelve Hams. Yeah,

2918
01:58:13,760 --> 01:58:17,040
Speaker 3: Old Ham's Lights, Land of Sky, blue Waters, and yeah,

2919
01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:19,280
Speaker 3: this is that's me right there. This is the video

2920
01:58:19,360 --> 01:58:21,680
Speaker 3: cam footage. I actually told the boys about the story

2921
01:58:21,680 --> 01:58:24,040
Speaker 3: the other day. And we're going to this place called

2922
01:58:24,040 --> 01:58:25,640
Speaker 3: the Brown Jug, which is this is the Brown Jug.

2923
01:58:25,960 --> 01:58:27,000
Speaker 5: I've heard of the Brown Jug.

2924
01:58:27,040 --> 01:58:31,480
Speaker 3: And there's four or five guys on like megaphones. Ohio

2925
01:58:31,560 --> 01:58:34,440
Speaker 3: State fans are like fuck Michigan blah blah blah. To me,

2926
01:58:34,560 --> 01:58:37,840
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so focused on getting hammered. I

2927
01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:40,160
Speaker 3: want to get after it with my boys, and one

2928
01:58:40,240 --> 01:58:43,080
Speaker 3: dude is drunkenly hip checks a poll and I just

2929
01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:45,200
Speaker 3: I didn't see it, but my brother saw it, my

2930
01:58:45,240 --> 01:58:46,800
Speaker 3: best friend saw it, and my girlfriend at the time

2931
01:58:46,880 --> 01:58:49,520
Speaker 3: saw it, and I just kept walking. Well, my brother

2932
01:58:49,640 --> 01:58:52,000
Speaker 3: starts laughing at the guy. Him and his four guys

2933
01:58:52,080 --> 01:58:53,680
Speaker 3: get in front of my brother and like start like

2934
01:58:54,000 --> 01:58:56,360
Speaker 3: pushing him around a little bit. So my girlfriend at

2935
01:58:56,360 --> 01:58:58,160
Speaker 3: the time, Alex, was like, hey, Taylor, your brother's buddy

2936
01:58:58,200 --> 01:59:01,000
Speaker 3: in a fight. So I walk up the guy, move

2937
01:59:01,080 --> 01:59:02,400
Speaker 3: one of his buddies out of the way and like

2938
01:59:02,520 --> 01:59:04,880
Speaker 3: open hand like palmed him in the face. Woo, and

2939
01:59:05,520 --> 01:59:07,760
Speaker 3: he hits the ground and he like spun when he

2940
01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:10,240
Speaker 3: hit the ground. I was like, I thought I killed him. Yeah,

2941
01:59:10,520 --> 01:59:12,080
Speaker 3: So I kind of get freaked out. I run back

2942
01:59:12,120 --> 01:59:13,640
Speaker 3: in the brown jug and then I see one of

2943
01:59:13,680 --> 01:59:15,640
Speaker 3: my buddies. I say the same thing, and then I'm like, well,

2944
01:59:15,640 --> 01:59:17,040
Speaker 3: the police are gonna be here soon. I should probably

2945
01:59:17,040 --> 01:59:18,640
Speaker 3: go outside so they don't like come get me out

2946
01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:19,840
Speaker 3: of the bar. Right I can tell it's like a

2947
01:59:19,920 --> 01:59:22,480
Speaker 3: packed area. I go out there. The guy's eating a burrito.

2948
01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:25,920
Speaker 3: He's totally fine. He's just hanging out the police officers there.

2949
01:59:26,080 --> 01:59:28,640
Speaker 3: I lie, I said I would never yeah. And then

2950
01:59:28,920 --> 01:59:31,000
Speaker 3: a week later I broke up with that girl and

2951
01:59:31,120 --> 01:59:34,040
Speaker 3: a police officer called her doing an investigation. She's like, oh, yeah,

2952
01:59:34,560 --> 01:59:37,960
Speaker 3: he for sure hit her, hit him. So my rookie year,

2953
01:59:38,640 --> 01:59:41,480
Speaker 3: I was literally in the middle of like this this

2954
01:59:41,600 --> 01:59:45,160
Speaker 3: little situation. Whoa yeah. And so that was the last

2955
01:59:45,240 --> 01:59:48,480
Speaker 3: fight I've ever been in. All right, not too bad, Yeah,

2956
01:59:48,560 --> 01:59:51,839
Speaker 3: not too bad. There was one other incident at Losers

2957
01:59:52,840 --> 01:59:57,000
Speaker 3: with Zach Mettenberger. M Yeah, well Zach, he was a

2958
01:59:57,040 --> 01:59:59,720
Speaker 3: seventh round pick for the Titans, and it was my.

2959
02:00:01,560 --> 02:00:01,720
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2960
02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:04,200
Speaker 3: We would get drunk at Losers with the band and

2961
02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:07,040
Speaker 3: we would all be saying calling on Baton Rouge because

2962
02:00:07,040 --> 02:00:08,920
Speaker 3: he went to l s U. He was all about it.

2963
02:00:09,320 --> 02:00:12,000
Speaker 3: And then this Alabama fan comes in and like starts

2964
02:00:12,120 --> 02:00:14,440
Speaker 3: yapping off to Zach and punches. That's me as me

2965
02:00:15,000 --> 02:00:18,480
Speaker 3: doing an okay job at best blocking for Zack, and uh.

2966
02:00:18,720 --> 02:00:21,720
Speaker 3: The guy punches Zach in the face and then he

2967
02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:25,440
Speaker 3: him no, yeah he did, Yeah, he dropped him. He

2968
02:00:25,520 --> 02:00:27,240
Speaker 3: dropped him, but he like scrumps back up. He's got

2969
02:00:27,280 --> 02:00:29,200
Speaker 3: a big like raspberry in his face, and I walk him, Hey,

2970
02:00:29,200 --> 02:00:31,160
Speaker 3: what's going on you all right, He's like, that guy

2971
02:00:31,160 --> 02:00:33,560
Speaker 3: has punched me in the face. Oh what happened? He goes,

2972
02:00:33,800 --> 02:00:36,360
Speaker 3: that guy punched me in the face. So I walked

2973
02:00:36,400 --> 02:00:38,280
Speaker 3: out there and I saw him as Zack. That's the

2974
02:00:38,360 --> 02:00:39,720
Speaker 3: day he got He told he was told he was

2975
02:00:39,720 --> 02:00:42,760
Speaker 3: gonna be a starter, and that was a snapchat of

2976
02:00:42,960 --> 02:00:44,240
Speaker 3: him saying, this is my team.

2977
02:00:44,320 --> 02:00:44,480
Speaker 4: Now.

2978
02:00:46,760 --> 02:00:49,800
Speaker 3: We played the Houston Texans. JJ Watt got a sack

2979
02:00:49,880 --> 02:00:52,640
Speaker 3: on him and there's a photo of JJ doing a

2980
02:00:52,760 --> 02:00:57,040
Speaker 3: selfie to make fun of that exact picture. I walk

2981
02:00:57,080 --> 02:00:59,600
Speaker 3: outside the Losers and I hit this guy lawn chair him,

2982
02:00:59,640 --> 02:01:03,440
Speaker 3: knocked him out and I said something like like, oh

2983
02:01:03,520 --> 02:01:06,040
Speaker 3: you don't fucking touch my friend like that something lame,

2984
02:01:06,600 --> 02:01:08,960
Speaker 3: and then got out of there and that was really it.

2985
02:01:09,080 --> 02:01:10,480
Speaker 3: That was the last time I ever put my hands

2986
02:01:10,480 --> 02:01:11,040
Speaker 3: on another man.

2987
02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:11,680
Speaker 7: Damn.

2988
02:01:11,760 --> 02:01:13,040
Speaker 5: But it's nice to get a knockout in.

2989
02:01:13,200 --> 02:01:14,680
Speaker 3: Nice to get a knockout in that, you know it

2990
02:01:14,880 --> 02:01:16,200
Speaker 3: just to have a guy like that on your side,

2991
02:01:16,360 --> 02:01:18,280
Speaker 3: of course you get him.

2992
02:01:18,600 --> 02:01:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2993
02:01:19,280 --> 02:01:19,480
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2994
02:01:21,440 --> 02:01:25,040
Speaker 3: The bars through like forced cardy guards smoking the dog. Yeah.

2995
02:01:25,320 --> 02:01:27,560
Speaker 3: The owner of the bar like kicked everybody out, shut

2996
02:01:27,640 --> 02:01:30,400
Speaker 3: it down. He's like, we're done here. The Titans called

2997
02:01:30,440 --> 02:01:32,120
Speaker 3: me the next day, like, tell me what happened. I'm like,

2998
02:01:32,640 --> 02:01:35,080
Speaker 3: so I go in there. I didn't sign my contract yet,

2999
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:38,400
Speaker 3: so they called my agent. Oh no, They're like, hey,

3000
02:01:38,440 --> 02:01:39,840
Speaker 3: we got a problem. Looks like we're gonna have to

3001
02:01:39,920 --> 02:01:45,720
Speaker 3: like renegotiate Taylor stuff. My agent's like all the leverage.

3002
02:01:45,920 --> 02:01:47,480
Speaker 3: But my agent was like, hey, listen, like he just

3003
02:01:47,520 --> 02:01:50,640
Speaker 3: protected your quarterback that you drafted. Technically, he did his job.

3004
02:01:50,680 --> 02:01:53,320
Speaker 3: If anything, he needs a raise. And my contract was

3005
02:01:53,320 --> 02:01:54,160
Speaker 3: signed like a week later.

3006
02:01:55,440 --> 02:01:57,080
Speaker 5: Boy a lot better now, right?

3007
02:01:57,760 --> 02:01:59,520
Speaker 4: Yeah that's an't it crazy?

3008
02:01:59,560 --> 02:02:04,160
Speaker 5: That's a different guy. Yeah, there's no resemblance none.

3009
02:02:05,760 --> 02:02:11,160
Speaker 3: Ki year Tits. I know he's not bad hun and

3010
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:13,360
Speaker 3: I got some nice nips too, now, oh yeah, yeah

3011
02:02:13,400 --> 02:02:14,520
Speaker 3: they got the full thing going on.

3012
02:02:14,760 --> 02:02:14,920
Speaker 1: Well.

3013
02:02:14,960 --> 02:02:16,240
Speaker 5: I lived in a house with a bunch of guys

3014
02:02:16,280 --> 02:02:18,120
Speaker 5: and one of the guys was six nine, just just

3015
02:02:18,200 --> 02:02:21,480
Speaker 5: a pothead, nice guy, like grateful, dead and fish. But

3016
02:02:21,680 --> 02:02:23,640
Speaker 5: everywhere we went people would start shipped with him because

3017
02:02:23,640 --> 02:02:25,960
Speaker 5: he was so tall. So everybody's like, I want to fight.

3018
02:02:26,040 --> 02:02:28,200
Speaker 5: You think you're tougher than me. The guy's like, hey man,

3019
02:02:28,240 --> 02:02:29,840
Speaker 5: I'm just drinking a beer. What are we doing here?

3020
02:02:30,200 --> 02:02:32,600
Speaker 5: And he would get in fights constantly just because he

3021
02:02:32,680 --> 02:02:36,800
Speaker 5: was so big. Could scrap He eventually could, Yeah, he

3022
02:02:37,280 --> 02:02:40,000
Speaker 5: figured it out. Yeah, but he was like the sweet,

3023
02:02:40,200 --> 02:02:42,880
Speaker 5: nerdy kind of hippie guy and he was like wearing

3024
02:02:42,920 --> 02:02:46,840
Speaker 5: birkenstocks and ship and yeah hemp necklace, and people would

3025
02:02:46,840 --> 02:02:48,720
Speaker 5: always fuck with him just because he was tall.

3026
02:02:48,600 --> 02:02:51,480
Speaker 3: Something about like, yeah, guys always want to check the

3027
02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:52,480
Speaker 3: biggest dude in the room.

3028
02:02:52,360 --> 02:02:55,080
Speaker 5: Sometimes exactly, it's like courage.

3029
02:02:56,000 --> 02:02:59,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know I could take this guy out right, buddy,

3030
02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:02,320
Speaker 3: what are we doing? Yeah, belly button six nine? Those

3031
02:03:02,440 --> 02:03:05,520
Speaker 3: zoo animal height, Yes, that's crazy. I walk around myself

3032
02:03:05,560 --> 02:03:07,880
Speaker 3: and I think I'm way too tall. Yeah, too tall,

3033
02:03:08,000 --> 02:03:11,160
Speaker 3: I am, I'm too tall. Yeah, I look around. I'm

3034
02:03:11,200 --> 02:03:14,680
Speaker 3: like I was at my daughter's daughter's friend's birthday part

3035
02:03:14,680 --> 02:03:16,640
Speaker 3: the other day and I looked and I saw all

3036
02:03:16,680 --> 02:03:18,200
Speaker 3: the women were the same height and there was a

3037
02:03:18,240 --> 02:03:19,640
Speaker 3: little step up, and then all the men were the

3038
02:03:19,640 --> 02:03:21,800
Speaker 3: same height. Yep, and I was looking over all of them.

3039
02:03:22,160 --> 02:03:26,040
Speaker 3: Yeah this is because I don't know. I'm just tall, gentle,

3040
02:03:26,160 --> 02:03:26,960
Speaker 3: just fucking tall.

3041
02:03:27,040 --> 02:03:27,400
Speaker 4: I don't know.

3042
02:03:27,760 --> 02:03:29,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I look at all these other people, I'm like,

3043
02:03:29,520 --> 02:03:30,320
Speaker 3: holy shit.

3044
02:03:30,320 --> 02:03:31,760
Speaker 5: What about a flight that's gonna be Hell.

3045
02:03:32,240 --> 02:03:34,680
Speaker 3: Flights aren't bad as Southwest. You get that nice little

3046
02:03:34,680 --> 02:03:37,600
Speaker 3: exit row. Oh yeah, that's the move for me. If

3047
02:03:37,600 --> 02:03:40,000
Speaker 3: you're getting that exit row, you're living Levita Loco right there.

3048
02:03:40,120 --> 02:03:40,720
Speaker 3: It's not bad.

3049
02:03:40,760 --> 02:03:42,680
Speaker 5: But I feel like, tall guy, what are you? Six

3050
02:03:42,720 --> 02:03:47,440
Speaker 5: to one six two? Sorry, I'm five to ten. So

3051
02:03:47,480 --> 02:03:49,160
Speaker 5: I'm obsessed with you know, I know every height on

3052
02:03:49,240 --> 02:03:51,280
Speaker 5: a man because you know, you scan it immediately as

3053
02:03:51,320 --> 02:03:54,480
Speaker 5: a short guy. But women just flock. I mean, if

3054
02:03:54,480 --> 02:03:57,520
Speaker 5: you're over six six foot six one, you're in it's

3055
02:03:57,560 --> 02:03:59,440
Speaker 5: like you it's tall as big tits for men.

3056
02:04:00,200 --> 02:04:02,160
Speaker 4: That's so funny you say that, because I've never like

3057
02:04:02,280 --> 02:04:05,800
Speaker 4: felt that way really well. Fear strikes in my mind

3058
02:04:05,960 --> 02:04:08,200
Speaker 4: when when when like women were to approach you know

3059
02:04:08,240 --> 02:04:09,760
Speaker 4: what I mean. Yeah, we were talking about this not

3060
02:04:09,800 --> 02:04:11,600
Speaker 4: too long ago. Like I was never the guy that

3061
02:04:11,680 --> 02:04:15,320
Speaker 4: could sit there. Your charisma just shells up, yeah, and

3062
02:04:15,440 --> 02:04:17,000
Speaker 4: being like yo, you know you're thinking of all the

3063
02:04:17,240 --> 02:04:18,720
Speaker 4: trying to be you're trying to do whatever.

3064
02:04:19,200 --> 02:04:20,160
Speaker 3: Hey, how you doing.

3065
02:04:21,680 --> 02:04:21,840
Speaker 1: Like that?

3066
02:04:22,160 --> 02:04:25,200
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah yeah. You ask him like what you

3067
02:04:25,320 --> 02:04:27,320
Speaker 3: are you? And like my sophomore like, oh cool, then

3068
02:04:28,040 --> 02:04:29,840
Speaker 3: what you were you? And like I just fucking asked

3069
02:04:30,800 --> 02:04:32,320
Speaker 3: you come here a lot, we brought you out there.

3070
02:04:32,960 --> 02:04:33,160
Speaker 1: Well.

3071
02:04:33,520 --> 02:04:36,280
Speaker 5: Sometimes, you know, we'll have football players at the mother

3072
02:04:36,360 --> 02:04:39,040
Speaker 5: Ship will come by and the girls, like the female comics,

3073
02:04:39,600 --> 02:04:41,840
Speaker 5: they switch. They just are like, oh my god. There's

3074
02:04:41,880 --> 02:04:45,200
Speaker 5: something like primal about a big dude coming in around

3075
02:04:45,240 --> 02:04:47,240
Speaker 5: a lady and they turned into like dudes. They're like

3076
02:04:47,360 --> 02:04:50,560
Speaker 5: drooling and they're like, oh can I eat your ass?

3077
02:04:50,800 --> 02:04:52,520
Speaker 5: You know, like they they panic.

3078
02:04:52,600 --> 02:04:52,640
Speaker 7: It.

3079
02:04:52,680 --> 02:04:56,000
Speaker 5: It's fun to see women lusting over men because you know,

3080
02:04:56,440 --> 02:04:58,320
Speaker 5: as I'm a do we be guy, I'd go up

3081
02:04:58,360 --> 02:05:00,440
Speaker 5: to girls all my life and they'd be like, no thanks.

3082
02:05:01,040 --> 02:05:03,440
Speaker 5: So it's fun to see girls like in the dudes. Yeah,

3083
02:05:04,120 --> 02:05:05,960
Speaker 5: I feel like you guys, you know athletes.

3084
02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:07,920
Speaker 3: I mean you saw the old photos of me. Well

3085
02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:10,480
Speaker 3: that's yeah, there wasn't. I wasn't walking in the bar

3086
02:05:10,560 --> 02:05:11,160
Speaker 3: and turning heads.

3087
02:05:11,280 --> 02:05:12,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, good point.

3088
02:05:12,120 --> 02:05:13,240
Speaker 4: And the little teeth that I had.

3089
02:05:13,320 --> 02:05:14,560
Speaker 3: It was we guy here.

3090
02:05:16,480 --> 02:05:20,160
Speaker 5: Years ago. Wow, oh buddy, you got a sleeper build

3091
02:05:20,240 --> 02:05:24,640
Speaker 5: under that years ago. That's a lot less drinking.

3092
02:05:24,760 --> 02:05:26,520
Speaker 3: Pull the shirt up, dude, we know that same thing

3093
02:05:26,640 --> 02:05:28,960
Speaker 3: going right there, don't you You got a six pack

3094
02:05:29,000 --> 02:05:29,640
Speaker 3: going on under there?

3095
02:05:29,760 --> 02:05:32,800
Speaker 5: No, well that's all flab now but this is pre pandemic.

3096
02:05:32,920 --> 02:05:34,920
Speaker 5: I was working out every day. I had nothing going on.

3097
02:05:35,120 --> 02:05:37,400
Speaker 5: I just do comedy at night. And the zoom ins

3098
02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:40,000
Speaker 5: are insane. You're killing me here. The gays do this

3099
02:05:40,120 --> 02:05:43,080
Speaker 5: to me all the time. They I'm on these gay website.

3100
02:05:43,080 --> 02:05:45,960
Speaker 5: I thank you.

3101
02:05:46,320 --> 02:05:48,280
Speaker 3: I mean, buddy, that's a real, that's legit six pack.

3102
02:05:48,400 --> 02:05:49,960
Speaker 5: Thanks. Thanks. It was a different time.

3103
02:05:50,120 --> 02:05:53,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got Jared right here. Uh, he was at

3104
02:05:53,160 --> 02:05:54,600
Speaker 3: your show last night. But he and I made a

3105
02:05:54,920 --> 02:05:58,840
Speaker 3: bet five thousand dollars by January first of twenty twenty six.

3106
02:06:00,080 --> 02:06:02,000
Speaker 3: Is it twenty twenty five right now? Yeah, twenty twenty six,

3107
02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:04,640
Speaker 3: twenty six. Uh, if he can have a six pack

3108
02:06:04,680 --> 02:06:06,840
Speaker 3: by jan one, I'll give him five thousand dollars. If

3109
02:06:06,880 --> 02:06:09,480
Speaker 3: he does not, he's got to do a twenty minute set.

3110
02:06:10,200 --> 02:06:13,800
Speaker 5: Oh that's a long time. Twenty minutes is an eternity

3111
02:06:14,240 --> 02:06:15,000
Speaker 5: for a new comic.

3112
02:06:15,320 --> 02:06:18,920
Speaker 3: I don't even want to say, I know you half

3113
02:06:18,920 --> 02:06:21,680
Speaker 3: an hour. Yeah, but you you said to me a

3114
02:06:21,680 --> 02:06:23,440
Speaker 3: couple of days ago, and I still think it's twenty

3115
02:06:23,680 --> 02:06:27,800
Speaker 3: that's true. Yeah, school many pointers for Jared twenty minutes

3116
02:06:27,840 --> 02:06:30,080
Speaker 3: because he's Hey, Jared, let's your shirt up for the show.

3117
02:06:30,600 --> 02:06:30,880
Speaker 7: Come on.

3118
02:06:31,440 --> 02:06:33,240
Speaker 5: I mean, we just got to see what all right,

3119
02:06:33,280 --> 02:06:36,080
Speaker 5: all right, you got you got an already flat stomach.

3120
02:06:36,160 --> 02:06:36,440
Speaker 4: There we go.

3121
02:06:36,640 --> 02:06:37,960
Speaker 1: It wasn't flat like a month ago.

3122
02:06:38,120 --> 02:06:39,160
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what it is.

3123
02:06:39,160 --> 02:06:40,760
Speaker 3: Look a lot better. Yeah, I lost a little bit

3124
02:06:40,760 --> 02:06:41,080
Speaker 3: of Wait.

3125
02:06:41,080 --> 02:06:43,480
Speaker 5: Every time you're sitting down right now, just just hover

3126
02:06:43,560 --> 02:06:45,640
Speaker 5: your feet two inches off the floor. To do that

3127
02:06:45,800 --> 02:06:48,240
Speaker 5: all day, every day. And that's one good way that'll

3128
02:06:48,280 --> 02:06:50,120
Speaker 5: get you a core going. But other than that, I

3129
02:06:50,160 --> 02:06:52,440
Speaker 5: think it's on the what do you call those mountain.

3130
02:06:52,160 --> 02:06:54,520
Speaker 3: Climbers, Yeah, the versa climber.

3131
02:06:54,720 --> 02:06:56,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, good luck.

3132
02:06:56,240 --> 02:06:57,960
Speaker 3: Dam said I had no chance when we talked to

3133
02:06:58,160 --> 02:07:00,760
Speaker 3: Sam did say that, no chair with when we said.

3134
02:07:00,600 --> 02:07:03,080
Speaker 5: That, you'll get leaner, but a six pack it's so

3135
02:07:03,240 --> 02:07:03,800
Speaker 5: hard to get.

3136
02:07:03,960 --> 02:07:05,960
Speaker 3: And from a guy who's had one.

3137
02:07:07,320 --> 02:07:10,080
Speaker 4: Did I tell you what doing twenty minutes would be crazy?

3138
02:07:10,720 --> 02:07:10,920
Speaker 3: Five?

3139
02:07:11,400 --> 02:07:13,760
Speaker 4: Yeah? And that's like that felt like I was in hell.

3140
02:07:13,920 --> 02:07:15,640
Speaker 3: But you really went nine. I think you were around

3141
02:07:15,640 --> 02:07:15,960
Speaker 3: like the nine.

3142
02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:16,440
Speaker 7: Really.

3143
02:07:16,760 --> 02:07:16,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

3144
02:07:17,040 --> 02:07:17,760
Speaker 3: He was solid.

3145
02:07:17,880 --> 02:07:20,480
Speaker 5: Dude, you killed bombs, you killed at the roast.

3146
02:07:22,040 --> 02:07:25,879
Speaker 4: I was terrified for that. I like, uh, Nick Tarani

3147
02:07:25,920 --> 02:07:29,680
Speaker 4: helped me write a couple of jokes. Uh, Caleb Presley,

3148
02:07:29,760 --> 02:07:32,640
Speaker 4: I think gave me one, but I was absolutely terrified

3149
02:07:33,280 --> 02:07:35,560
Speaker 4: going out there. I'm like talking with Taylor beforehand, because again,

3150
02:07:35,600 --> 02:07:36,960
Speaker 4: you're like, you're like trying to map it out in

3151
02:07:36,960 --> 02:07:40,120
Speaker 4: your head. But honestly seeing you guys, seeing you guys

3152
02:07:40,160 --> 02:07:41,880
Speaker 4: go back and forth and have the papers out, Yeah,

3153
02:07:41,960 --> 02:07:43,520
Speaker 4: thank god, I can look at my phone. I'm like

3154
02:07:43,600 --> 02:07:45,720
Speaker 4: trying to I'm like trying to memorize all the stuff.

3155
02:07:46,040 --> 02:07:47,960
Speaker 4: But you're like sitting there terrified. Who was the guy

3156
02:07:48,040 --> 02:07:51,840
Speaker 4: that looks like, uh, joy ride like the truck, the trucker.

3157
02:07:52,200 --> 02:07:55,360
Speaker 5: Trucker, Chris Porter, No, it wasn't Chris.

3158
02:07:55,480 --> 02:07:59,440
Speaker 3: This is the guy that had the hair big jig.

3159
02:07:58,920 --> 02:08:00,200
Speaker 5: Big went off the home.

3160
02:08:00,360 --> 02:08:04,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was watching an athlete up here, just shaking,

3161
02:08:04,960 --> 02:08:07,360
Speaker 4: trying to read jokes. I'm like, oh, man, that is

3162
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:08,720
Speaker 4: how I was mentally well.

3163
02:08:08,760 --> 02:08:11,240
Speaker 5: He didn't much. I didn't prepare like I should have.

3164
02:08:11,320 --> 02:08:12,480
Speaker 5: And he was like, oh, I didn't even know it

3165
02:08:12,560 --> 02:08:14,480
Speaker 5: was a roast. So he got there like, wait, this

3166
02:08:14,520 --> 02:08:15,840
Speaker 5: is a roast. I thought we were just having a

3167
02:08:16,120 --> 02:08:18,640
Speaker 5: birthday party. And so he went off the dome and

3168
02:08:18,760 --> 02:08:21,760
Speaker 5: ripped on everything and killed it was man, maybe said of.

3169
02:08:21,720 --> 02:08:24,960
Speaker 3: The night, had the cigarette going. Yeah, he was I

3170
02:08:25,000 --> 02:08:28,080
Speaker 3: thought Adam Ray was he killed? I thought he was amazing.

3171
02:08:29,360 --> 02:08:32,840
Speaker 5: Papa the next one, he's having a real moment.

3172
02:08:32,880 --> 02:08:36,120
Speaker 4: And Buddy from uh from Yellowstone heckling from the top.

3173
02:08:36,240 --> 02:08:40,160
Speaker 5: Oh yeahah, Rippleton Carson, Yeah, Rip like he was he

3174
02:08:40,280 --> 02:08:42,040
Speaker 5: was in character that night.

3175
02:08:42,200 --> 02:08:44,920
Speaker 3: That might have just been him. He might he was

3176
02:08:44,960 --> 02:08:48,760
Speaker 3: ripping kid rock right, yeah, because yeah, what was it, Burt?

3177
02:08:51,120 --> 02:08:53,560
Speaker 3: And then Rip was like, shut your fucking mouth. He's

3178
02:08:53,560 --> 02:08:55,600
Speaker 3: like my daddy. The reason why you're even on the

3179
02:08:55,680 --> 02:08:58,600
Speaker 3: sets because my dad, my grandpa feel blessed.

3180
02:08:58,600 --> 02:09:01,120
Speaker 4: And I'm kind of sitting back and look Ja, I'm like, hey,

3181
02:09:01,120 --> 02:09:03,400
Speaker 4: he's just really like, oh tackling. It happens all the time, Like, man,

3182
02:09:03,440 --> 02:09:04,240
Speaker 4: it feels pretty real.

3183
02:09:04,360 --> 02:09:07,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. Right now, we got in the green room and

3184
02:09:07,560 --> 02:09:09,720
Speaker 3: we were about to head out because we of school

3185
02:09:09,800 --> 02:09:13,720
Speaker 3: line and he walks in Cole Houser and Bert's like, hey,

3186
02:09:13,800 --> 02:09:16,360
Speaker 3: just stay for a minute. We're like okay, yeah, we'll stay,

3187
02:09:16,440 --> 02:09:18,080
Speaker 3: and the like we had like watched them shake hands

3188
02:09:18,080 --> 02:09:18,640
Speaker 3: and hug it out.

3189
02:09:18,840 --> 02:09:19,800
Speaker 5: Yeah for a second.

3190
02:09:20,080 --> 02:09:21,800
Speaker 3: He says he's six to one, but he was built.

3191
02:09:22,480 --> 02:09:24,760
Speaker 3: He's built like he's six or five. Yes, Yeah, he

3192
02:09:25,000 --> 02:09:27,240
Speaker 3: has like a stature about him. That's pretty intimidating. I

3193
02:09:27,280 --> 02:09:30,800
Speaker 3: don't know if it's a character on Yellowstone. Definitely definitely

3194
02:09:30,840 --> 02:09:33,800
Speaker 3: helps because he does he's got a fucking vibe about it.

3195
02:09:33,960 --> 02:09:34,440
Speaker 9: He does.

3196
02:09:34,640 --> 02:09:37,839
Speaker 5: He's menacing, he's coming in, no smile, just scary.

3197
02:09:38,040 --> 02:09:39,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, he like he kind of liked that.

3198
02:09:39,840 --> 02:09:40,360
Speaker 1: He likes.

3199
02:09:40,640 --> 02:09:42,200
Speaker 5: He likes that's he is.

3200
02:09:42,840 --> 02:09:44,560
Speaker 4: When he comes in, he's like super polite, but it's

3201
02:09:44,600 --> 02:09:47,680
Speaker 4: almost like the respect is established that he's ripped.

3202
02:09:47,720 --> 02:09:49,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's off in the room. He has to be

3203
02:09:49,680 --> 02:09:51,720
Speaker 3: the off in the room. And Bert too, like you

3204
02:09:51,840 --> 02:09:53,280
Speaker 3: Bert said the whole time, like he's like, I'm not

3205
02:09:53,560 --> 02:09:56,680
Speaker 3: my element, I'm not a roaster. So he of course

3206
02:09:56,760 --> 02:09:58,160
Speaker 3: he's the one that's like trying to be nice with

3207
02:09:58,240 --> 02:10:00,680
Speaker 3: the process. Yeah, and catches them most hands.

3208
02:10:02,560 --> 02:10:03,960
Speaker 5: He was like, I'm a fan, what are you doing?

3209
02:10:04,040 --> 02:10:06,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? Exactly what did Bird say?

3210
02:10:06,560 --> 02:10:08,520
Speaker 4: He's like, I pay like five grand for these he had,

3211
02:10:08,560 --> 02:10:09,720
Speaker 4: like the paperwork, the jokes.

3212
02:10:09,880 --> 02:10:11,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hilarious.

3213
02:10:12,320 --> 02:10:14,640
Speaker 4: What he's like, I pay like five grand for these jokes.

3214
02:10:16,320 --> 02:10:18,120
Speaker 4: He's talked about how much he doesn't like roasting, like

3215
02:10:18,240 --> 02:10:20,800
Speaker 4: roasting is not like his his bag of comedy.

3216
02:10:21,160 --> 02:10:23,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your what's your take? On roast. I feel

3217
02:10:23,160 --> 02:10:24,840
Speaker 3: like you're you're good. I saw him.

3218
02:10:24,840 --> 02:10:26,360
Speaker 5: I'm a fan of them. I think they they we

3219
02:10:26,400 --> 02:10:27,520
Speaker 5: got to go back to what they used to be

3220
02:10:27,560 --> 02:10:29,560
Speaker 5: because now roasting has just become like this one on

3221
02:10:29,680 --> 02:10:33,360
Speaker 5: one thing. Before it was like fucking sink Frank Sinatra

3222
02:10:33,520 --> 02:10:36,200
Speaker 5: and Dean Martin and was like roasting the people you love,

3223
02:10:36,360 --> 02:10:40,160
Speaker 5: like we roasted Charlie Sheen and Trump and those were fun.

3224
02:10:40,280 --> 02:10:44,360
Speaker 5: Now we don't have those anymore. Tom Brady, that was

3225
02:10:44,440 --> 02:10:46,320
Speaker 5: that was like a throwback, That's what it was supposed

3226
02:10:46,320 --> 02:10:46,400
Speaker 5: to be.

3227
02:10:46,520 --> 02:10:51,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, Comedy Central did great roasts one with Justin Bieber

3228
02:10:51,280 --> 02:10:53,720
Speaker 3: and Andy Sambert that was great. Came in and he

3229
02:10:53,840 --> 02:10:56,720
Speaker 3: did like an anti like one anti roaster. He was

3230
02:10:56,760 --> 02:10:59,040
Speaker 3: like very polite to everybody but pretending like he was

3231
02:10:59,120 --> 02:11:01,600
Speaker 3: roasting everyone. Yeah, I think that that was one of

3232
02:11:01,640 --> 02:11:03,360
Speaker 3: the funniest. It was so good.

3233
02:11:03,760 --> 02:11:05,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, it's hard to get a new spin on roasting,

3234
02:11:05,960 --> 02:11:08,040
Speaker 5: so that right, him and norm Norma had that that

3235
02:11:08,200 --> 02:11:13,080
Speaker 5: anti comedy roast. I never saw that enormous hero is

3236
02:11:13,120 --> 02:11:13,680
Speaker 5: that number one?

3237
02:11:13,720 --> 02:11:13,880
Speaker 3: Dy?

3238
02:11:14,240 --> 02:11:17,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I'm doing him basically, I'm not doing it.

3239
02:11:18,040 --> 02:11:20,120
Speaker 5: I can't replicate that, but like, but you're growing up.

3240
02:11:20,160 --> 02:11:22,120
Speaker 3: You put him on and you're like, is everyone near

3241
02:11:22,240 --> 02:11:23,840
Speaker 3: us a little bit right? Like, yeah, find something you

3242
02:11:24,000 --> 02:11:26,080
Speaker 3: like and you run with it exactly, And that was him.

3243
02:11:26,360 --> 02:11:27,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's my guy.

3244
02:11:27,480 --> 02:11:32,200
Speaker 3: His bit about it being a deeply closeted brilliant so funny.

3245
02:11:32,280 --> 02:11:32,760
Speaker 1: Have you heard that?

3246
02:11:33,520 --> 02:11:36,320
Speaker 3: He's on, Like what Larry King? And he's like, what's

3247
02:11:36,360 --> 02:11:37,960
Speaker 3: one thing about you? We don't know. He's like, one

3248
02:11:38,000 --> 02:11:40,600
Speaker 3: thing about me? No one knows. Zion a deeply closeted

3249
02:11:40,680 --> 02:11:42,840
Speaker 3: gay man. He was wait, what are you say? He's like,

3250
02:11:42,920 --> 02:11:44,880
Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything. He's like, but you're saying you're

3251
02:11:44,920 --> 02:11:47,280
Speaker 3: deeply closeted. And he's like, yeah, I'm deeply closeted. So

3252
02:11:47,360 --> 02:11:47,720
Speaker 3: you're gay?

3253
02:11:48,000 --> 02:11:50,800
Speaker 5: Whoa that?

3254
02:11:51,120 --> 02:11:53,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? A lot of layers, but it.

3255
02:11:53,360 --> 02:11:55,040
Speaker 5: Was he's basically trolling Larry King.

3256
02:11:55,280 --> 02:11:56,200
Speaker 3: Yeah is he?

3257
02:11:56,640 --> 02:11:58,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he's fucking around.

3258
02:11:58,760 --> 02:11:59,360
Speaker 3: Is Larry gay?

3259
02:12:00,080 --> 02:12:00,120
Speaker 1: No?

3260
02:12:00,240 --> 02:12:05,200
Speaker 5: No, he's just he's just like gay, He's dead, I

3261
02:12:05,240 --> 02:12:06,040
Speaker 5: mean Larry's gay.

3262
02:12:06,480 --> 02:12:07,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just gay.

3263
02:12:07,600 --> 02:12:07,760
Speaker 4: Here.

3264
02:12:08,600 --> 02:12:10,440
Speaker 5: God, Larry King, by the way, I think it had

3265
02:12:10,480 --> 02:12:14,400
Speaker 5: eight wives. Give that a goog give yeah, throw that

3266
02:12:14,520 --> 02:12:17,640
Speaker 5: in there. He's a wild dude jew from Brooklyn. He's

3267
02:12:17,680 --> 02:12:19,440
Speaker 5: been doing that. Show forever. I think he's dead now

3268
02:12:20,440 --> 02:12:20,680
Speaker 5: r I P.

3269
02:12:21,200 --> 02:12:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah for real?

3270
02:12:22,040 --> 02:12:24,360
Speaker 5: How many wives you got here? There's a whole list

3271
02:12:25,040 --> 02:12:27,520
Speaker 5: hit that show more seven women? Okay, pretty good?

3272
02:12:27,680 --> 02:12:29,640
Speaker 3: A second chance eight times seven women?

3273
02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:30,280
Speaker 1: Wow?

3274
02:12:31,200 --> 02:12:32,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is wild. I don't know if I could

3275
02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:34,800
Speaker 3: do the marriage thing again, Like, do you think you'd

3276
02:12:34,840 --> 02:12:36,080
Speaker 3: ever Let's say it didn't work.

3277
02:12:35,960 --> 02:12:36,880
Speaker 5: Out, never again?

3278
02:12:37,080 --> 02:12:37,600
Speaker 3: Shut it down?

3279
02:12:37,680 --> 02:12:38,680
Speaker 5: Right, No, what's the point?

3280
02:12:38,920 --> 02:12:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, you got the kid.

3281
02:12:41,600 --> 02:12:42,640
Speaker 4: That's what it is.

3282
02:12:42,920 --> 02:12:44,879
Speaker 5: You have a kid going on exactly.

3283
02:12:45,560 --> 02:12:47,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be that'd be a very tough situation.

3284
02:12:48,520 --> 02:12:51,280
Speaker 3: But the thought of like having an a wedding sit down,

3285
02:12:51,720 --> 02:12:54,280
Speaker 3: I'm giving you my heart talk. Didn't we already do this?

3286
02:12:54,520 --> 02:12:56,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to be best friends with somebody for

3287
02:12:56,440 --> 02:12:58,520
Speaker 4: the rest of the time. They would have to understand that.

3288
02:12:58,760 --> 02:12:59,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's just not make it.

3289
02:13:00,160 --> 02:13:01,560
Speaker 3: But you see people get older and they're like, I

3290
02:13:01,640 --> 02:13:03,960
Speaker 3: want to get married. It's like, you're sixty two. I know,

3291
02:13:04,080 --> 02:13:04,600
Speaker 3: what are we doing?

3292
02:13:04,760 --> 02:13:06,880
Speaker 5: Just find another divorce a and just live together.

3293
02:13:06,960 --> 02:13:07,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, just hang out.

3294
02:13:07,800 --> 02:13:09,960
Speaker 4: Yeah my friend girlfriend, Yeah exactly.

3295
02:13:09,680 --> 02:13:11,520
Speaker 5: We got a sign to jump, put a ring on

3296
02:13:11,640 --> 02:13:14,400
Speaker 5: it and all that. Nah, fuck that. I guess you

3297
02:13:14,480 --> 02:13:16,920
Speaker 5: get lonely, but what's the what do you need the

3298
02:13:17,440 --> 02:13:18,080
Speaker 5: certificate for?

3299
02:13:18,360 --> 02:13:18,480
Speaker 6: Right?

3300
02:13:18,560 --> 02:13:18,800
Speaker 3: What's it?

3301
02:13:19,160 --> 02:13:20,360
Speaker 5: What's the difference? Exactly?

3302
02:13:20,840 --> 02:13:23,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, this show the Golden Bacheler. I can't.

3303
02:13:23,320 --> 02:13:30,040
Speaker 5: I'd fuck her in a second. Jesus, she's hot. I

3304
02:13:30,120 --> 02:13:32,160
Speaker 5: got a thing for old broad's. I like a big

3305
02:13:32,320 --> 02:13:33,440
Speaker 5: old catchers mit.

3306
02:13:33,960 --> 02:13:38,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you think you gravitate towards that? You

3307
02:13:38,600 --> 02:13:39,720
Speaker 4: have some mom issues growing up?

3308
02:13:39,760 --> 02:13:41,960
Speaker 5: My mom wasn't around a ton. She was like a workaholic.

3309
02:13:42,160 --> 02:13:44,440
Speaker 5: And also older women just they're just like dudes are

3310
02:13:44,480 --> 02:13:46,680
Speaker 5: like just fuck me and leave, you know, young girls like.

3311
02:13:46,720 --> 02:13:47,200
Speaker 4: What are we?

3312
02:13:47,600 --> 02:13:50,200
Speaker 5: Where's this going? You're like, yeah, I don't want to

3313
02:13:50,240 --> 02:13:53,680
Speaker 5: text you. Yeah, I just thought we were looking up.

3314
02:13:55,200 --> 02:13:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

3315
02:13:55,400 --> 02:13:57,200
Speaker 4: The texting is fun until it happens and it's like, hey,

3316
02:13:57,240 --> 02:13:58,800
Speaker 4: we kind of we had some fun.

3317
02:13:58,960 --> 02:14:03,680
Speaker 5: Yeahctly circle back. It's horrible wiring that God did, where

3318
02:14:03,720 --> 02:14:06,440
Speaker 5: we fuck a girl, we have zero interest after. That's

3319
02:14:06,480 --> 02:14:08,480
Speaker 5: the weirdest. I don't know why they designed it, because

3320
02:14:08,480 --> 02:14:10,640
Speaker 5: the girl is now more interested and the guy is like,

3321
02:14:11,000 --> 02:14:11,840
Speaker 5: I got to get out of here.

3322
02:14:12,000 --> 02:14:15,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were talking before you came in, Like, you know,

3323
02:14:15,360 --> 02:14:17,520
Speaker 4: you spank one off in college before you go out,

3324
02:14:17,560 --> 02:14:19,920
Speaker 4: so you could have a little bit more longevity. Yes,

3325
02:14:20,560 --> 02:14:22,600
Speaker 4: if you do shrik something or it helps you decide

3326
02:14:22,680 --> 02:14:23,680
Speaker 4: do I even really want.

3327
02:14:23,520 --> 02:14:23,920
Speaker 3: To go out?

3328
02:14:24,200 --> 02:14:26,240
Speaker 5: No, it clears your mind.

3329
02:14:26,320 --> 02:14:27,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it makes no clarity.

3330
02:14:28,160 --> 02:14:29,440
Speaker 5: Yes, that is very real.

3331
02:14:29,600 --> 02:14:32,000
Speaker 3: That is a yes, absolutely, Yeah.

3332
02:14:32,040 --> 02:14:34,320
Speaker 5: I think that's what women have all the time. Like

3333
02:14:34,520 --> 02:14:36,080
Speaker 5: the way we feel right after we nut. I think

3334
02:14:36,080 --> 02:14:42,080
Speaker 5: it's how women feel baseline, sad, a little shame. Yeah.

3335
02:14:44,400 --> 02:14:48,880
Speaker 5: Oh so after what brainleys a cocktail of chemicals okay,

3336
02:14:49,160 --> 02:14:51,600
Speaker 5: reduce sexual arrels, shift your emotional state, and lead to

3337
02:14:51,640 --> 02:14:54,760
Speaker 5: a more detached mindset. Yeah, there you go. Maybe it's

3338
02:14:54,760 --> 02:14:55,920
Speaker 5: like a that makes it sound sad.

3339
02:14:56,120 --> 02:14:57,560
Speaker 3: I feel like that. Yeah, that doesn't make it sound

3340
02:14:57,600 --> 02:14:59,160
Speaker 3: as fun as like in college when you're just like

3341
02:14:59,200 --> 02:15:01,440
Speaker 3: I want to make good decison. Yeah, and if something

3342
02:15:01,480 --> 02:15:03,960
Speaker 3: sparks up, I can last a little bit longer, right right,

3343
02:15:04,280 --> 02:15:07,600
Speaker 3: because there's nothing more defeating than being a two pump chump.

3344
02:15:08,080 --> 02:15:12,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, storey, Timothy Shallaman and what's your name? The

3345
02:15:12,120 --> 02:15:14,320
Speaker 3: first time? Sorry about that?

3346
02:15:14,800 --> 02:15:16,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard to last.

3347
02:15:17,520 --> 02:15:17,760
Speaker 3: It is.

3348
02:15:17,960 --> 02:15:19,640
Speaker 5: Well, let you get older and you know, you can

3349
02:15:19,680 --> 02:15:21,880
Speaker 5: start thinking about your dead or whatever. Whatever works.

3350
02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:24,120
Speaker 4: What works.

3351
02:15:24,800 --> 02:15:29,280
Speaker 5: I gotta get desperate, we think what else we got boys,

3352
02:15:29,760 --> 02:15:31,000
Speaker 5: anything you want to get off your chest?

3353
02:15:31,280 --> 02:15:31,440
Speaker 4: Uh?

3354
02:15:31,880 --> 02:15:34,520
Speaker 5: Well, I want to apologize for not knowing about sports.

3355
02:15:34,560 --> 02:15:36,480
Speaker 5: But you guys can talk. You guys are good.

3356
02:15:38,160 --> 02:15:39,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you don't have to know about sports.

3357
02:15:40,000 --> 02:15:41,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the whole thing.

3358
02:15:41,840 --> 02:15:44,320
Speaker 3: No pause for everybody, Come in, hang out, have a

3359
02:15:44,360 --> 02:15:47,000
Speaker 3: good conversation. All right, somal relationship.

3360
02:15:47,040 --> 02:15:48,640
Speaker 5: What do you think about the w n B A no,

3361
02:15:51,720 --> 02:15:52,320
Speaker 5: thanks a lot.

3362
02:15:52,480 --> 02:15:53,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been crushing it.

3363
02:15:53,360 --> 02:15:53,480
Speaker 3: Man.

3364
02:15:53,520 --> 02:15:55,320
Speaker 4: We appreciate you, like finding time to come on the

3365
02:15:55,360 --> 02:15:55,720
Speaker 4: bus too.

3366
02:15:55,880 --> 02:15:57,640
Speaker 5: It's an honor again, Sorry I was late. The O

3367
02:15:57,720 --> 02:15:59,040
Speaker 5: wouldn't shut up about Gaza.

3368
02:16:00,120 --> 02:16:06,280
Speaker 3: I appreciate its boys in the back feel great. Question

3369
02:16:06,360 --> 02:16:11,080
Speaker 3: any questions, give the mic, get the mine? Yes or

3370
02:16:11,120 --> 02:16:11,520
Speaker 3: no question?

3371
02:16:12,000 --> 02:16:14,160
Speaker 5: Is that the watch? This is the watch?

3372
02:16:14,400 --> 02:16:15,480
Speaker 7: I thought if you got a new one?

3373
02:16:15,800 --> 02:16:19,280
Speaker 5: No on all the protect our parks that like be

3374
02:16:19,480 --> 02:16:25,200
Speaker 5: like that one? Yeah, yes or no question? Yeah, what's

3375
02:16:25,240 --> 02:16:25,480
Speaker 5: the thing?

3376
02:16:25,520 --> 02:16:28,520
Speaker 3: But what we have this episode to bring you row

3377
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Speaker 3: There's a lot of things in life we want to

3378
02:16:30,320 --> 02:16:32,520
Speaker 3: speed up. Boys. When I am on my way from

3379
02:16:32,560 --> 02:16:34,760
Speaker 3: my house to hear every single red light, I hit out,

3380
02:16:34,879 --> 02:16:37,080
Speaker 3: just get super super frustrated. And maybe that's the same

3381
02:16:37,120 --> 02:16:38,800
Speaker 3: way for you when you get in the bedroom. Let

3382
02:16:38,840 --> 02:16:41,640
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3383
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Speaker 4: a fan question from a Tier one out there at Mosquito.

3411
02:18:13,640 --> 02:18:16,520
Speaker 4: Jones thirty two asked, why are their toenail clippers and

3412
02:18:16,600 --> 02:18:20,640
Speaker 4: fingernail clippers if most fingernail clippers are too weak to

3413
02:18:20,720 --> 02:18:23,800
Speaker 4: clip fingernails, so we just end up using toenail clippers

3414
02:18:23,840 --> 02:18:27,080
Speaker 4: on our fingernails. Also, what's your favorite burger joint?

3415
02:18:27,520 --> 02:18:29,120
Speaker 5: I got one clipper. I don't know if it's a

3416
02:18:29,160 --> 02:18:30,959
Speaker 5: toenail or fingernail.

3417
02:18:31,040 --> 02:18:33,200
Speaker 4: I know, I feel like my my fingernail clippers are

3418
02:18:33,200 --> 02:18:33,760
Speaker 4: pretty strong.

3419
02:18:34,120 --> 02:18:34,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

3420
02:18:34,360 --> 02:18:35,680
Speaker 4: I was reading through that, I was like, yeah, I

3421
02:18:35,760 --> 02:18:38,080
Speaker 4: kind of use them for both my fingernails and my toes.

3422
02:18:38,360 --> 02:18:41,760
Speaker 3: I just picked my nails. Oh yeah, I just pick

3423
02:18:41,800 --> 02:18:42,600
Speaker 3: them and peel them off.

3424
02:18:42,879 --> 02:18:44,080
Speaker 5: Sacly, let's go there.

3425
02:18:44,080 --> 02:18:46,520
Speaker 3: And I just find a little fun a little weak

3426
02:18:46,560 --> 02:18:48,039
Speaker 3: point in my nails, and I just pull it off.

3427
02:18:48,080 --> 02:18:50,240
Speaker 4: I feel like I got some like strong feminine nails

3428
02:18:50,280 --> 02:18:52,640
Speaker 4: where I I can't do that like chew at them or.

3429
02:18:52,640 --> 02:18:54,400
Speaker 3: Pick them off. I'll tell you what a big win is.

3430
02:18:54,640 --> 02:18:56,920
Speaker 3: This might be a little little too much. Is hot,

3431
02:18:56,959 --> 02:18:59,960
Speaker 3: warm day. Shoes come off, then the socks come off,

3432
02:19:00,080 --> 02:19:01,959
Speaker 3: and you start feeling those nails that are a little

3433
02:19:01,959 --> 02:19:05,000
Speaker 3: too long, and like, yeah, this boy's got some weakness

3434
02:19:05,080 --> 02:19:07,000
Speaker 3: to him. See you kind of start picking it and

3435
02:19:07,000 --> 02:19:10,280
Speaker 3: you just get that one. It's like a get it off.

3436
02:19:10,320 --> 02:19:11,279
Speaker 3: It's a great feeling.

3437
02:19:11,400 --> 02:19:13,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, that full pull where it doesn't break.

3438
02:19:13,240 --> 02:19:16,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, because both my big toes right now, my nails

3439
02:19:16,080 --> 02:19:18,000
Speaker 3: are a little too long, and I'm waiting for the

3440
02:19:18,080 --> 02:19:19,640
Speaker 3: heat to catch up a little bit for me to

3441
02:19:19,760 --> 02:19:21,959
Speaker 3: take some boys down. I have myself a little afternoon

3442
02:19:22,080 --> 02:19:22,240
Speaker 3: with it.

3443
02:19:22,720 --> 02:19:25,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's another one. Fuck Mary, kill Shane, Sam

3444
02:19:25,800 --> 02:19:26,240
Speaker 4: and Ari.

3445
02:19:27,680 --> 02:19:27,920
Speaker 7: Wow.

3446
02:19:28,240 --> 02:19:30,600
Speaker 5: Well, uh jeez, that's a tough one. I mean they're

3447
02:19:30,600 --> 02:19:34,119
Speaker 5: all I guess that fuck Sam because he's someone in shape.

3448
02:19:35,280 --> 02:19:37,200
Speaker 5: I guess you'd marry Shane for the money and then

3449
02:19:37,200 --> 02:19:38,320
Speaker 5: you'd kill Ari because.

3450
02:19:42,400 --> 02:19:43,840
Speaker 3: That's awesome. We do appreciate you coming on.

3451
02:19:44,120 --> 02:19:44,440
Speaker 5: Thank you.

3452
02:19:45,240 --> 02:19:49,440
Speaker 4: Oh our bud light question, Oh bud light, bud light.

3453
02:19:49,520 --> 02:19:51,120
Speaker 4: You know people do anything for a bud light?

3454
02:19:51,160 --> 02:19:51,760
Speaker 5: You got that right?

3455
02:19:51,879 --> 02:19:53,640
Speaker 4: What would you do anything for?

3456
02:19:54,040 --> 02:19:58,080
Speaker 5: I can't say family, Okay, I wouldn't even think of that.

3457
02:20:00,120 --> 02:20:03,240
Speaker 5: What would I do anything for? I mean, sadly, I

3458
02:20:03,280 --> 02:20:05,640
Speaker 5: would just to be able to keep doing comedy, is uh?

3459
02:20:06,160 --> 02:20:08,520
Speaker 5: I have no other skills, so like I have to

3460
02:20:08,760 --> 02:20:09,039
Speaker 5: do this.

3461
02:20:09,400 --> 02:20:11,160
Speaker 4: Dude, if comedy was gone, what would you do?

3462
02:20:11,560 --> 02:20:15,000
Speaker 5: I think I would go ups. I like the shorts

3463
02:20:15,560 --> 02:20:19,440
Speaker 5: no office van with no door. Everybody loves the package.

3464
02:20:19,560 --> 02:20:21,840
Speaker 5: Maybe a bang a housewife on there on your route,

3465
02:20:22,320 --> 02:20:22,520
Speaker 5: you know?

3466
02:20:22,959 --> 02:20:23,640
Speaker 1: So that that.

3467
02:20:24,040 --> 02:20:24,960
Speaker 5: What can Brown do for you?

3468
02:20:26,160 --> 02:20:26,400
Speaker 3: Brown?

3469
02:20:26,720 --> 02:20:26,920
Speaker 1: For you?

3470
02:20:28,640 --> 02:20:29,960
Speaker 5: What about you? Guys? What would you do?

3471
02:20:31,720 --> 02:20:34,280
Speaker 4: Great question? It's a tough one, especially if you can't

3472
02:20:35,200 --> 02:20:39,680
Speaker 4: include family. Yeah, right, What would you do anything for?

3473
02:20:40,000 --> 02:20:41,360
Speaker 5: Because you want to make a couple of bucks like

3474
02:20:41,400 --> 02:20:43,200
Speaker 5: you can do Uber, but you know you want to

3475
02:20:43,480 --> 02:20:44,400
Speaker 5: make more money than that.

3476
02:20:44,760 --> 02:20:45,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

3477
02:20:45,720 --> 02:20:48,400
Speaker 4: I love how I love how Mark. He stays within

3478
02:20:48,480 --> 02:20:51,000
Speaker 4: the realm too, of like just his old Janitor day.

3479
02:20:51,120 --> 02:20:51,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

3480
02:20:51,680 --> 02:20:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, well if it's not comedy, it's got to be

3481
02:20:53,800 --> 02:20:55,720
Speaker 3: give me ups. And then he's singing for us, like

3482
02:20:55,879 --> 02:20:57,279
Speaker 3: you know, uber.

3483
02:20:58,560 --> 02:21:00,879
Speaker 5: Perfect world. I'd be like a mad man. That's that's

3484
02:21:00,879 --> 02:21:04,480
Speaker 5: pretty cool making ads and commercials and stuff. Yeah, fun,

3485
02:21:04,560 --> 02:21:08,039
Speaker 5: but that's you know, yeah, that's the dream.

3486
02:21:08,240 --> 02:21:09,520
Speaker 4: What would you do anything for it?

3487
02:21:09,600 --> 02:21:11,000
Speaker 3: I don't know if I I don't know, if I

3488
02:21:11,120 --> 02:21:14,360
Speaker 3: have we should probably say with that, yeah, something I

3489
02:21:14,480 --> 02:21:16,200
Speaker 3: know I want to come up with something right now

3490
02:21:16,320 --> 02:21:18,039
Speaker 3: because we are in the middle of doing a show.

3491
02:21:18,760 --> 02:21:20,879
Speaker 3: But you're right, you do just take some thinking.

3492
02:21:20,800 --> 02:21:24,160
Speaker 5: Sports analysis you think you do like a game time.

3493
02:21:24,200 --> 02:21:25,840
Speaker 3: And it would be I think it would be fun

3494
02:21:25,920 --> 02:21:27,520
Speaker 3: to do that. Would I do anything to be able

3495
02:21:27,520 --> 02:21:27,800
Speaker 3: to do that?

3496
02:21:27,959 --> 02:21:28,000
Speaker 1: No?

3497
02:21:28,280 --> 02:21:30,360
Speaker 4: Good point, because like you have the podcast, and you

3498
02:21:30,760 --> 02:21:32,400
Speaker 4: have a podcast, like you just get the funk around

3499
02:21:32,400 --> 02:21:34,120
Speaker 4: and talk about whatever you want right when you're going

3500
02:21:34,200 --> 02:21:36,039
Speaker 4: to be an analyst, Like there's the pressure.

3501
02:21:35,680 --> 02:21:38,640
Speaker 3: That right exs and nose. You see where do you see.

3502
02:21:38,520 --> 02:21:41,000
Speaker 4: Greg Olsen doing? Everybody loves him? Then you see Tom

3503
02:21:41,040 --> 02:21:42,880
Speaker 4: and people are shitting on Tom the first one or

3504
02:21:42,920 --> 02:21:45,760
Speaker 4: Tony Rum always getting lazy and people just fucking.

3505
02:21:45,640 --> 02:21:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to do. I would love to

3506
02:21:48,040 --> 02:21:51,720
Speaker 3: do a game once in my life with Will where

3507
02:21:51,760 --> 02:21:55,760
Speaker 3: we both call the game and he does the defense,

3508
02:21:55,760 --> 02:21:57,080
Speaker 3: I do the offense. I think that'd be a lot

3509
02:21:57,080 --> 02:21:58,920
Speaker 3: of fun. Even if it was like the sideline reporting time,

3510
02:21:58,959 --> 02:22:01,039
Speaker 3: that's great, we have some we would have some fun.

3511
02:22:01,200 --> 02:22:04,320
Speaker 3: Like the Mega cast. Yeah, like that is that's awesome.

3512
02:22:04,360 --> 02:22:06,039
Speaker 3: Have you seen the Maya Cast? No, it's like yours

3513
02:22:06,120 --> 02:22:08,440
Speaker 3: on the sideline. It's an alternate broadcast of just two

3514
02:22:08,480 --> 02:22:10,560
Speaker 3: guys in a booth, but you have like a small,

3515
02:22:10,600 --> 02:22:13,560
Speaker 3: little bottom right corner camera. Yeah, and it's doing the game.

3516
02:22:13,640 --> 02:22:15,440
Speaker 3: You're like kind of talking and you're going in the game.

3517
02:22:15,520 --> 02:22:17,000
Speaker 3: It's like having a podcast.

3518
02:22:16,720 --> 02:22:18,800
Speaker 5: That's great during the game. I mean that's cooler than

3519
02:22:18,840 --> 02:22:19,599
Speaker 5: the actual.

3520
02:22:19,640 --> 02:22:20,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, real time.

3521
02:22:20,520 --> 02:22:22,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, being a real commentator, that would be.

3522
02:22:22,320 --> 02:22:23,840
Speaker 3: That would be fun to do. Would I do anything

3523
02:22:23,920 --> 02:22:24,280
Speaker 3: for it? No?

3524
02:22:24,520 --> 02:22:26,520
Speaker 5: Well sure, Well what do you think of Pat McAfee.

3525
02:22:26,560 --> 02:22:28,640
Speaker 5: Do you hate him? What do you think? No shirt

3526
02:22:28,760 --> 02:22:33,640
Speaker 5: on in bro Okay, shit he does.

3527
02:22:33,720 --> 02:22:35,400
Speaker 4: But I feel like when you're that big, you're you're

3528
02:22:35,400 --> 02:22:38,440
Speaker 4: gonna you're gonna get ship no matter what. Yeah, true, Like,

3529
02:22:38,600 --> 02:22:40,880
Speaker 4: no matter what, you're gonna get shipped, right, But as

3530
02:22:40,959 --> 02:22:44,120
Speaker 4: somebody like Pat, he's somebody in the space who retired

3531
02:22:44,240 --> 02:22:46,959
Speaker 4: at at his peak, he was a pro bowler, had

3532
02:22:47,000 --> 02:22:49,480
Speaker 4: like a sixteen million dollars contract on the table and

3533
02:22:49,600 --> 02:22:51,560
Speaker 4: walks away from it to do all the stuff that

3534
02:22:51,600 --> 02:22:53,400
Speaker 4: you see him doing to at that time make way

3535
02:22:53,480 --> 02:22:56,520
Speaker 4: less money. Yeah, he had left and he joined barstool.

3536
02:22:56,640 --> 02:22:58,360
Speaker 4: Then he leaves barstool to do his own thing with

3537
02:22:58,400 --> 02:23:01,520
Speaker 4: the Pat McAfee show. He's a cat that grew up

3538
02:23:01,600 --> 02:23:04,200
Speaker 4: like loving wrestling, and now he's like commentating on the

3539
02:23:04,360 --> 02:23:06,440
Speaker 4: ww He's gotten to make appearances, so I feel like

3540
02:23:06,520 --> 02:23:08,879
Speaker 4: he's living like all of his childhood dreams, right.

3541
02:23:09,120 --> 02:23:10,880
Speaker 3: And yeah, there's no you can't. You can't get mad

3542
02:23:10,920 --> 02:23:13,119
Speaker 3: at somebody for taking what they want. Like he does everything.

3543
02:23:13,200 --> 02:23:15,400
Speaker 3: Everything he decides to do, he does at the highest level.

3544
02:23:15,560 --> 02:23:19,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, so okay, yeah, no, I'm a fan able to.

3545
02:23:19,120 --> 02:23:22,920
Speaker 4: Operate at that capacity twenty four to seven, you know

3546
02:23:22,920 --> 02:23:25,080
Speaker 4: what I mean, Like think of like we think of

3547
02:23:25,160 --> 02:23:26,640
Speaker 4: our lives with you know how much you're on the

3548
02:23:26,720 --> 02:23:28,160
Speaker 4: road and you have a family back home or ust

3549
02:23:28,200 --> 02:23:30,040
Speaker 4: in the podcast you got the family and like all

3550
02:23:30,160 --> 02:23:32,520
Speaker 4: the shit that he does and he's able to operate

3551
02:23:32,560 --> 02:23:33,520
Speaker 4: at such a high level.

3552
02:23:33,720 --> 02:23:36,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, five days a week. Wow, get on a plane.

3553
02:23:37,040 --> 02:23:38,800
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it's a lot.

3554
02:23:38,920 --> 02:23:40,560
Speaker 5: Okay, it's a lot of respect for Pat.

3555
02:23:41,320 --> 02:23:41,920
Speaker 4: You hate Pat?

3556
02:23:42,080 --> 02:23:43,720
Speaker 5: No, I don't know Pat. I just I hear a

3557
02:23:43,760 --> 02:23:44,920
Speaker 5: lot of shit on him.

3558
02:23:45,879 --> 02:23:46,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

3559
02:23:46,160 --> 02:23:49,160
Speaker 4: No, the internet gets loud, they really yea, it.

3560
02:23:49,440 --> 02:23:51,320
Speaker 5: Is the Internet that's Saban.

3561
02:23:51,959 --> 02:23:54,760
Speaker 4: Yeah. And again it's like Saban retires and he's like

3562
02:23:54,879 --> 02:23:57,200
Speaker 4: this this lure of Nick Saban. What's he going to

3563
02:23:57,240 --> 02:23:59,400
Speaker 4: do in his post life? And is and Pat sitting

3564
02:23:59,400 --> 02:24:01,800
Speaker 4: down with him every week to have like the legend

3565
02:24:01,840 --> 02:24:02,520
Speaker 4: of Nick Saban.

3566
02:24:02,600 --> 02:24:03,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty cool.

3567
02:24:04,480 --> 02:24:06,600
Speaker 3: On the biggest platform, the biggest sports play you can

3568
02:24:06,640 --> 02:24:07,480
Speaker 3: possibly have Pat.

3569
02:24:07,879 --> 02:24:10,120
Speaker 4: And again, like when Pat made his show, he was

3570
02:24:10,200 --> 02:24:12,280
Speaker 4: wanting to do the stuff that he's doing now. But

3571
02:24:12,360 --> 02:24:14,680
Speaker 4: again in like main TV, he wasn't like a quarterback

3572
02:24:14,800 --> 02:24:16,720
Speaker 4: or some high round pick. That's like, you know, he

3573
02:24:16,800 --> 02:24:18,960
Speaker 4: was a punter and he got told noah lot. So

3574
02:24:19,040 --> 02:24:21,560
Speaker 4: he kind of just created his own thing. And now

3575
02:24:21,600 --> 02:24:23,880
Speaker 4: that he's on ESPN, it's just like it's like one

3576
02:24:23,879 --> 02:24:26,000
Speaker 4: of those full circle things of like you know, everybody

3577
02:24:26,040 --> 02:24:28,240
Speaker 4: who who doubted the boy, Yeah.

3578
02:24:28,040 --> 02:24:30,240
Speaker 3: Because it's almost like if Pat didn't do the things

3579
02:24:30,280 --> 02:24:32,440
Speaker 3: he did, he probably wouldn't be in the position he

3580
02:24:32,560 --> 02:24:35,160
Speaker 3: isn't like, he wouldn't probably even be on ESPN because

3581
02:24:35,440 --> 02:24:38,120
Speaker 3: the whole punter thing. If he played got done, I

3582
02:24:38,240 --> 02:24:39,600
Speaker 3: want to get into broadcast and they'd be like, well

3583
02:24:39,600 --> 02:24:41,320
Speaker 3: you're a punter, Like he probably do some solid reporting

3584
02:24:41,360 --> 02:24:43,879
Speaker 3: for us, because that's how it was. He essentially had

3585
02:24:43,920 --> 02:24:44,760
Speaker 3: to make his own path.

3586
02:24:45,040 --> 02:24:46,680
Speaker 4: Wow, which is undeniable.

3587
02:24:47,040 --> 02:24:47,280
Speaker 1: I love.

3588
02:24:47,440 --> 02:24:51,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're saying we're done blazing pat Off on him. Yeah,

3589
02:24:51,080 --> 02:24:53,959
Speaker 4: we would, we would dominate him in physical wrestling.

3590
02:24:56,200 --> 02:24:58,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going a lot too much.

3591
02:24:58,280 --> 02:25:01,120
Speaker 4: We've lazed. We've blazed him a lot. We had a

3592
02:25:01,160 --> 02:25:04,840
Speaker 4: tone of back, he's there, you go, here's the goat.

3593
02:25:05,240 --> 02:25:06,480
Speaker 3: That's something you do anything for.

3594
02:25:09,280 --> 02:25:11,040
Speaker 4: Gay something that comes to my mind. I don't know

3595
02:25:11,080 --> 02:25:12,680
Speaker 4: if I do anything for it, but I think it

3596
02:25:12,720 --> 02:25:16,480
Speaker 4: would be sick if, like you were, you had like

3597
02:25:16,600 --> 02:25:20,439
Speaker 4: a movie that was like I Am Legend or castaway

3598
02:25:20,560 --> 02:25:23,039
Speaker 4: to where it's just you dang.

3599
02:25:24,879 --> 02:25:27,800
Speaker 3: Own yeah, own one moviet for the two hours that

3600
02:25:27,879 --> 02:25:29,760
Speaker 3: it's on. Yeah, you're just the guy the whole time.

3601
02:25:29,879 --> 02:25:33,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, I got it. You would have got one

3602
02:25:33,920 --> 02:25:40,160
Speaker 5: do anything for Sydney Sweeney one night twenty seconds. No,

3603
02:25:40,320 --> 02:25:42,160
Speaker 5: I'm just kidding. She's single again.

3604
02:25:42,200 --> 02:25:45,080
Speaker 3: By the way, that's a big topic. Yeah, he's a

3605
02:25:45,080 --> 02:25:45,480
Speaker 3: big topic.

3606
02:25:46,480 --> 02:25:47,920
Speaker 5: The best looking guy on the planet.

3607
02:25:48,000 --> 02:25:51,320
Speaker 4: So I feel like everybody hope exactly. Shane gives everybody hope.

3608
02:25:51,560 --> 02:25:51,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

3609
02:25:52,640 --> 02:25:54,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got a bit of a rocket and it's.

3610
02:25:54,440 --> 02:25:57,199
Speaker 5: You know, Shane exactly made people laugh. You got a chance,

3611
02:25:57,360 --> 02:25:59,360
Speaker 5: there you go laughter. Money doesn't hurt.

3612
02:25:59,560 --> 02:26:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, God damn well our boys.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

3614
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Speaker 3: By the way, Larry King is not was not gay.

3615
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Speaker 5: He's deeply closeted.

3616
02:26:09,080 --> 02:26:11,400
Speaker 3: Deeply, he deeply closeted.

3617
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