Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day. I mean, trying
Speaker 1: to be donkey today. No more. They should be embarrassed
Speaker 1: by what they already did. I'm not making these people
Speaker 1: do these days called Donkey of the Day, and it
Speaker 1: really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the
Speaker 1: Donkey of the Day today, Well, Jess hilarious Donkey today
Speaker 1: for Thursday, October fifth goes to a North Dakota man
Speaker 1: named George Demarius. He's thirty three years old and he
Speaker 1: loves McDonald's. Okay, it's very hard to do Donkey of
Speaker 1: the day's like this and not sound like I'm doing
Speaker 1: a commercial. But it's not an advertisement. I'm just reminiscing.
Speaker 1: I think it's safe to say that ninety five percent
Speaker 1: of the world, regardless of how you feel about fast food,
Speaker 1: has some type of positive core memory in regards to
Speaker 1: the Golden archists. Okay, if you're born in the nineteen
Speaker 1: hundreds like i am, then you know Ronald McDonald. You
Speaker 1: know the Hamburglar, you know Mac Tonight, you know a Birdie,
Speaker 1: the Early Bird. You know Officer Big Mac, you know Grimace.
Speaker 1: You know why those characters are so popular because McDonald's
Speaker 1: is so popular. Okay, we've all took a dive and
Speaker 1: that McDonald's playpin at some point in our lives, envy.
Speaker 1: Did you ever play with those colored balls in the
Speaker 1: playpin when you was a kid? Of course you did,
Speaker 1: all right. But the reason, the reason is the reason
Speaker 1: we really love McDonald's is because of the food. Okay,
Speaker 1: once again, I was born in nineteen hundred and seventy eight,
Speaker 1: so I grew up with McDonald's. Whoo, my mouth water
Speaker 1: and just thinking about it. But I grew up and
Speaker 1: when McDonald's used to cook their fries and a vat
Speaker 1: of cottonseed oil and beef tallow commonly known as fat. Okay,
Speaker 1: Malcolm Gladwell did an amazing podcast on this one time.
Speaker 1: Go listen to it. Malcolm Gladwell's revision is History titled
Speaker 1: McDonald's Broke My Heart. Listen When those fries were loaded
Speaker 1: with saturated fat amazing. Okay. McDonald's switched to pure vegetable
Speaker 1: oil in nineteen hundred and ninety. That's why the fries
Speaker 1: lost their meaty taste. But they still slap it all right.
Speaker 1: But McDonald's fries when they are hot, are some of
Speaker 1: the ultimate comfort food. More. All of the story is
Speaker 1: we all love McDonald's. I have loved McDonald's at some point,
Speaker 1: but I believe it's safe to say none of us
Speaker 1: love McDonald's as much as George de Marius. He George Demarius,
Speaker 1: is the type of human I hate because he's an
Speaker 1: entitled prick. I can't stand people with a sense of entitlement.
Speaker 1: Entitlement is the grossest kind of human behavior. A sense
Speaker 1: of entitlement is a cancerous thought process that is voided gratitude,
Speaker 1: and it is a death blow to any type of relationship.
Speaker 1: And this man, George de Marius, is beyond entitled. See
Speaker 1: he walked into a McDonald's and went up to a
Speaker 1: random customer in McDonald's and demanded this man by him
Speaker 1: a big mac and a happy meal. First of all,
Speaker 1: thirty three is a big age. Okay, way too big
Speaker 1: to be asking for a happy meal. What the hell
Speaker 1: you're gonna do with the kid sized frian some apple slices?
Speaker 1: This man asked for a happy meal and the person
Speaker 1: he was demanding this happy meal from replied rightfully, so
Speaker 1: get a job. And when he said that, all hell
Speaker 1: broke loose. Let's go to CBS News for the report.
Speaker 2: Police Police in Bismarck arrested two people this weekend after
Speaker 2: one man was acting violent near a fast food restaurant.
Speaker 2: That happened a little before one o'clock in the afternoon
Speaker 2: at McDonald's along Tyler Parkway. Police say a man told
Speaker 2: them he was walking in to grab lunch when he
Speaker 2: was approached by another man, George de Marius. The man
Speaker 2: said to Marius asked him to buy him a big
Speaker 2: Mac and a happy meal. Police say the man told
Speaker 2: de Marius to go get a job. The man says
Speaker 2: he then walked in to get in line, when he
Speaker 2: says De Marius followed him inside and pointed a gun
Speaker 2: at him, telling him what he said was disrespectful. Witnesses
Speaker 2: then say to Marius swore at the man and left.
Speaker 2: Police also arrested de Marius's girlfriend, Eloise flying By, because
Speaker 2: they say she gave officers a fake name. Police also
Speaker 2: say De Marius had concealed the gun he was carrying
Speaker 2: in his one year old daughter's stroller. De Marius appeared
Speaker 2: in court this afternoon and he is being charged with terrorizing.
Speaker 1: I would like direct the show that Eloise flying By
Speaker 1: sound like a fake name, so what name does she get?
Speaker 1: I want to know the name she actually gave while
Speaker 1: dropping the clues bombs for Trent guff Miller, Okay, he's
Speaker 1: the forty three year old man who rightfully told George
Speaker 1: to get a job and proceeded to get in line
Speaker 1: and order his own food. And I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: straight up, I probably would have bought the food for George, okay,
Speaker 1: depending how he asked, and because I would have asked him,
Speaker 1: are you getting this happy meal? Because the child you
Speaker 1: love is hungry? And Trent, I have to say, I
Speaker 1: don't know how things are in North Dakota. Personally, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have dismissed this man like that, even though I
Speaker 1: know I have no problem with what you said and
Speaker 1: how you handed yourself. I just feel like I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have dismissed this man like that, Not in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: I would have treated him a little bit more kinder,
Speaker 1: treated him like a human, simply because this man is
Speaker 1: clearly dealing with something. There are some issues here, There
Speaker 1: is some pain that he clearly couldn't wait to project.
Speaker 1: And if you thirty three and you come into a
Speaker 1: McDonald's asking another girln man to buy you a big
Speaker 1: mac and a happy meal, then life clearly has you
Speaker 1: dealing with some desperate times. Now. The president of the
Speaker 1: Fat Lives Matter Committee said to me this morning, I
Speaker 1: should have given the he hoss solely to Trent, because
Speaker 1: what happened to paying it forward, what happened to being
Speaker 1: a good Samaritan, look out for your fellow man. He
Speaker 1: told me, if there is a choice between a bullet
Speaker 1: and a happy meal, he's taking the happy meal. Of
Speaker 1: course you would because you're fat, Okay. I also replied
Speaker 1: to him, let the record show you would take the
Speaker 1: happy meal regardless. Now that's facts, That is facts. Tree
Speaker 1: didn't know it was going to escalate this though. He
Speaker 1: didn't know it was gonna escalate the gunplay. And I
Speaker 1: hate when we tell the victim is their fault, because
Speaker 1: it's not. This is nobody's issue but George's. Not only
Speaker 1: did George put himself in danger, he put his one
Speaker 1: year old daughter in danger because he stashed a nine
Speaker 1: milimeters pistol inside the scroller where his one year old
Speaker 1: daughter was sitting, and officers had to point their gun
Speaker 1: in the direction of him and his young daughter while
Speaker 1: arresting him. Listen, we all love McDonald's, but not enough
Speaker 1: to be charged with terrorizing with a dangerous weapon. Now
Speaker 1: George is potentially traded in his love of the golden
Speaker 1: Archers for golden showers, from the playpen to the penitentiary.
Speaker 1: From the quarter pounded to getting pounded every quarter hour,
Speaker 1: from nuggets which sweetened sour sauce to niggass eating sauce
Speaker 1: on you and showers. That is not what you want
Speaker 1: your life to be. Kids, Please give George to Marius.
Speaker 1: Oh a matter of fact, I'm loving it now. Please
Speaker 1: give George the Marrius the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 3: You a dog, donkey, oh dog, Oh.
Speaker 1: The day ye I agree with you.
Speaker 3: It is nasty.
Speaker 1: And George pulled a gun on that man just because
Speaker 1: he wouldn't BUYMBI some McDonald's. Now, great play of words.
Speaker 1: We're talking about golden nuggets, the golden showers. Who said
Speaker 1: that sweet and sour sauce too? You know what? In
Speaker 1: the shower who said that?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: I ain't say none of those things prove it all right? Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for that.
Speaker 3: Donkey.
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Speaker 3: We'll see o'all tomorrow. Piece be e t.
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