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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and hot tip.

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Speaker 1: If you ever can't think of a word, just say

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Speaker 1: I forget the English word for it. Wow. That way

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Speaker 1: people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know the word in any other

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Speaker 2: language either remote exactly.

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Speaker 1: They don't know that. And on this segment is we

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Speaker 1: don't pretend to be smart or even mildly. I can't

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Speaker 1: think of the English word for it, not dumb, is

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. We just go around the

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Speaker 1: room for what's on your mind, giving you a tiny

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Speaker 1: window into our horrifying personal lives. Starting with Brooke Brook,

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Well, I have found big someone worse than the Grinch

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Speaker 2: this holiday season. Men, oh men, specifically Dad's Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna tell you it's not just me. It's not just me.

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Speaker 2: I have had group text with my girlfriends. I've chatted

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Speaker 2: with moms on the place ground. Moms are doing ninety

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Speaker 2: nine of the heavy lifting for all of the holidays.

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Speaker 2: There would be no magic, no magic if there.

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Speaker 1: Was up to the men, I could see that. I

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Speaker 1: can see what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the one percent of work they do is

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Speaker 2: when we're finally on top of a ladder putting the

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Speaker 2: lights up and we just physically can't reach. That is

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Speaker 2: literally the only time they said they're coming worried about ladder.

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Speaker 3: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit crooked actual.

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Speaker 2: Habit. If men were in charge, people would wake up

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Speaker 2: on Christmas morning and there would be nothing there. You'd

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Speaker 2: be lucky if there was a tree in the living

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Speaker 2: room and that tree would not be decorated.

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Speaker 1: You could always switch over to Hanukah because you don't

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Speaker 1: have to do anything for that holiday.

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Speaker 2: I met there's still a woman that is doing something

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Speaker 2: for Hanakhah, and the man isn't showing up. Yes, exactly

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Speaker 2: who's who's got the menora?

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Speaker 1: Definitely a war can already sound like an angry Jewish mother.

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Speaker 3: I made man. But well, my usual massage place has

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Speaker 3: canceled on me three out of the last four months.

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Speaker 3: But this weekend I decided I really do want a massage,

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Speaker 3: so I treated myself and I booked a fancy spa place.

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Speaker 1: New place.

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Speaker 3: This is a real like fancy fancy place, okay, And

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Speaker 3: there's a waiting room and I go in and there's

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Speaker 3: like four other women all drinking wine in their robe.

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Speaker 3: So I go in the corner and I overhear one

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Speaker 3: of the girls being like, I really am thinking about

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Speaker 3: doing Reichy on my husband, but I don't think he'll

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't know, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Do you know it brings the magic of the holidays out.

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Speaker 3: Of the Yeah, some type of spiritual.

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Speaker 1: You your husband, it's a.

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Speaker 3: Spiritual thing, right. So she's like, well, maybe I can

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Speaker 3: do it in his sleep, but I need his consent.

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Speaker 3: And her friend goes, Girl, you don't need his permission.

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Speaker 3: She's your husband. She goes, if you're looking out for

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Speaker 3: his energy, you're looking out for his shack ors. Just

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Speaker 3: do it in his sleep. Oh my god, she goes,

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Speaker 3: sometimes I saved my husband and his age. I don't know,

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Speaker 3: han house.

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Speaker 1: I thought.

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Speaker 3: I was like, what is happening? All the girls laugh,

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Speaker 3: Remember they're all drinking wine. They're like, this is the

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Speaker 3: rich people and full time. I'm like, I need to

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Speaker 3: help these ladies husbands, like I need to get a

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Speaker 3: hold of them. They're being trick Brooke.

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Speaker 1: I don't seem.

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Speaker 2: Upset, Well I don't. You're not going to find him

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Speaker 2: in the mall shopping for Christmas present.

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Speaker 3: Well, if there are some husbands out there you're waking

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Speaker 3: up feeling weird or hypnotized, it was your wife.

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Speaker 4: Focus on the bad. Maybe the week you're feeling amazing.

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Speaker 1: I know because it was she just expelled your demons

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. Come on, alexis on

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Speaker 1: your mind.

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Speaker 4: So I went to an Italian restaurant last night I

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Speaker 4: haven't been to before, and it was on que inside.

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Speaker 4: I'm sitting down and then that's when I realized there's

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Speaker 4: a person going around playing guitar at the tables, and

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Speaker 4: then another with an accordion.

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Speaker 1: Italian experience.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't as excited as you are. I was like,

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Speaker 4: please do not come to my table, because what are

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Speaker 4: you supposed to do? Like you're supposed to clap and listen.

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Speaker 4: That's what I was afraid. So I'm like, please don't,

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Speaker 4: please don't. And then obviously they eventually come over. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 4: and they was from my ear. They're like, are you

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Speaker 4: celebrating anything?

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Speaker 2: I'm like no.

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Speaker 4: They're like, are you sure you're not celebrating a birthday?

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Speaker 4: I was like no.

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Speaker 1: They're like, nobody comes here unless it's for a great

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Speaker 1: Occasionally must have.

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, actually nothing, hoping they'd leave no

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Speaker 4: straight into a Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Song and then they'd be like, we got nothing to celebrate.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know what you do exactly. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: can I eat while they're singing? Just stare at them?

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Speaker 4: And then I was afraid I.

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Speaker 1: Have to give them money, But no, they do enjoy

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Speaker 1: it when you stick a full French loaf into your mouth,

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Speaker 1: and that's what I do.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to try that next time. Yeah, it

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Speaker 4: was really uncomfortable in the longest three minute Christmas song

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Speaker 4: of my life. Great food will not return, all right.

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Speaker 2: Jeffy, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm really looking forward to going on vacation during Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Hawaii. Yeah, very excited, but I gotta

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Speaker 1: say I am already a little bit unhappy about the

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Speaker 1: trip before I've even gone. It's because I want to

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Speaker 1: see whales. It turns out whale season doesn't start until January,

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Speaker 1: so I'm really bombed feeling like I'm going there and

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to see any whales.

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe there'll be an old whale that shows up

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Speaker 2: really early like my parents do, to the airport.

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Speaker 1: But I want to see like sprightly young whales jumping

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Speaker 1: about of the water and doing stuff. So I did

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Speaker 1: some research and I found this guy who does kind

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Speaker 1: of off market tourism.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm into this. What do you got, Yes, you're

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Speaker 2: getting in the back of a pickup truck. You're doing

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Speaker 2: it right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about the pickup truck situation, but he said,

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Speaker 1: for a little bit extra cash, he'll offer to take

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Speaker 1: me farther out into the ocean where the whales are

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Speaker 1: like really deep out sketchy. I talked to him on

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Speaker 1: the phone about it, and I was like going over

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Speaker 1: some of the details. He has a rule where you

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Speaker 1: have to wear double life jackets. Okay, I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: like why he does the rules, but he says things

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Speaker 1: happen sometimes, but that's why you double jacket to be

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Speaker 1: extra cautious. Also, I'm not allowed to bring a phone

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Speaker 1: with me. He said, there can't be a record of

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Speaker 1: the trip. Well because he's like not licensed or whatever.

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Speaker 1: It is, like he could get in trouble. So I

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Speaker 1: don't want I don't want that to happen. And the

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Speaker 1: last thing we talked about though, I was like, but

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Speaker 1: we're definitely gonna see whales, right, And then he was like,

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Speaker 1: of course, yeah, so I am.

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Speaker 3: See him at the bottom of the ocean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if I get even closer, that'd be even better.

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Speaker 2: You can't get to the bottom of the ocean with

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Speaker 2: double life jackets.

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Speaker 3: Wing's gotta go.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just have to get on that boat and see

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Speaker 1: how it all works. But I'm very excited to get

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Speaker 1: deeper out into the oceanperienced. Yes, that's what's on our minds.

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Speaker 1: You could text into seven eight five nine two and

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Speaker 1: tell us what's been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffery

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Speaker 1: in the morning.