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Speaker 3: Oh hi, Hi, listen. I re listened to every podcast

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Speaker 2: Well, look, Eugene, there's something else I need to talk

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Speaker 3: I have realized that we'll talk about this. We'll talk

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Speaker 3: So it's a thing where people are like, oh, you know,

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Speaker 2: arches of my feet.

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00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 3: Yes, so this is just one of those things where

440
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,360
Speaker 3: you'll try them on. You might be like, ooh, these

441
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 3: feel kind of comfortable, and then your feet might feel

442
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 3: a little bit not sore, but like just different for

443
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 3: a while where you have them on it, and then

444
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 3: it like, I don't know, I like, h just I

445
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 3: just I have a bunch of these at my house,

446
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 3: and I like when I get a pair of shoes

447
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 3: that I know are starting to feel weird on my feet,

448
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 3: I like, pull one another one out and I put

449
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 3: it on there.

450
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 2: What did somebody recommend them to you? Or did you

451
00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 2: just see a commercial?

452
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 3: I got them at like a running like a at

453
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 3: like a running store because they, you know, it was

454
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 3: one of those running stores where you try where they

455
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 3: want to see how you run.

456
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: First and they see what you heard about these your

457
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 2: gait is.

458
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 3: And all this stuff, and I don't know how much

459
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 3: of that is a sham, but then they were like, oh,

460
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 3: maybe for your other shoes you should have these, and

461
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'll buy one, And then I

462
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 3: liked those more than the running shoes.

463
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding.

464
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't put them in my workout shoes.

465
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 3: I just put them in like my life shoes. Those

466
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 3: ones that I gave.

467
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 2: You are your workout shoes flat.

468
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 3: Or yeah right, yeah yeah.

469
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 2: And so you have running shoes, you have workout shoes,

470
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 2: you have normal life shoes. But they're all supporting your arches.

471
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and especially for some reason, I love the look

472
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 3: of boots, but I don't like and like dress shoes,

473
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 3: but I don't like how unsupportive they are, right that

474
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 3: I have to put those like those are for like

475
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 3: sneakers and stuff, but I put those inside like dress

476
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 3: shoes so that they don't bother my feet.

477
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 2: Style wise, day to day, are you like wearing a

478
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 2: pair of sneakers or what's your general shoe?

479
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 3: I'm a general sneaker guy through the day, okay. And

480
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 3: then if we are to, you know, go into the

481
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 3: evening hours, I will switch. I will mister Rogers into

482
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 3: a pair of boots.

483
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 2: And when you say boots are what sort of boots?

484
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 2: Are cowboy boots? What are we talking about here?

485
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 3: No, like lace up boots, like like wrestler boots that

486
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 3: go all the way to my knees.

487
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 2: Wrestler boots and a kilt.

488
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: No, just like a pair of like like not like

489
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 3: like you know, kind of dress like quarter height.

490
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, have you ever owned a cowboy boot? I'm

491
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 2: not talking about cowboy boots. I'm thinking, why don't I

492
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 2: own some cowboy boots? I think I could get into that.

493
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 3: I think you could, especially with your legs. The only

494
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 3: time I've ever worren cowboy boots, I think were for

495
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 3: a high school production of Oklahoma.

496
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 2: Who were you in Oklahoma?

497
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. I played Ali Hockey, Ali the peddler,

498
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 3: Ali hackem. Look.

499
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 2: I asked that question knowing full well I don't anyone. Yeah, yeah,

500
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,439
Speaker 2: you could have said the Grim Reaper.

501
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 3: Well he's in it. Yeah, yes, Jed. But but uh

502
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 3: but my car I bought a pair of cowboy boots

503
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 3: for that or my mom and dad, and then we

504
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 3: realized my character doesn't wear cowboy So I've worn them

505
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 3: a couple of times. I mean I wore them a

506
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 3: couple of times, and then they went to waste.

507
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 2: What a shame, And cowboy boots are not cheap.

508
00:26:55,480 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 3: No, no, so that's what that's you know, But it

509
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 3: wasn't like I wasn't playing too many sports and stuff

510
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 3: in high school, so it wasn't like my parents were

511
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 3: paying a bunch of money for other gear.

512
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 2: Hockey gear or whatever. Yeah, so how long have you

513
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: been wearing these these insuls?

514
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 3: I would say a number of years. I'm talking about

515
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 3: like five or six years at least.

516
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 2: Have you noticed a difference in your feet?

517
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess what would end up happening was

518
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 3: I would I'd feel some knee problems when I wasn't

519
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 3: wearing them, or like if I'm wearing a different kind

520
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 3: of shoe for a while, Like that's the other thing.

521
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 3: I would bring a pair of these if I was

522
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 3: doing a new show or I was on a production

523
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 3: that you know, they're providing me with the you know,

524
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 3: the costume shoes, and I was like, oh, yeah, these

525
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 3: these fit great. And then I would just put my

526
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 3: own insuls in them. So yeah, and then so I

527
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 3: just don't have to deal with more humans because then

528
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 3: I you know, then I don't feel like weird. While

529
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,959
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, there's a specif a kind of insul

530
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 3: that I use. Can you find these for me? I

531
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 3: just bring them, put them in those shoes, and you know,

532
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 3: because if I wear them, if I'm standing for too

533
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 3: long and I'm wearing them, then my feet start to

534
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 3: feel a little crampy, and then my knees hurt. So

535
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 3: these help.

536
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you ask a stranger to buy you insuls,

537
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 2: they might get you a different brand, and then you're

538
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 2: kind of guilty and you have to wear those, and

539
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 2: then it's just a bigger problem.

540
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's usually they when they do put insults,

541
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 3: it's like the ones that you just buy it, like

542
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 3: the grocery store that is just the same thing as

543
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 3: what was already in there. It's just maybe a tiny

544
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 3: bit thicker.

545
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 2: It's like a foot shaped piece of felt basically, yes.

546
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you watch like a grown person cut

547
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: them for you and put them in your shoes, and

548
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 3: you're like, no, no thanks.

549
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to a like a cobbler? Is

550
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 2: that what a shoe person is?

551
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 3: All?

552
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 2: I wish?

553
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 3: I wish, I wish. This is the first time anybody's

554
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 3: ever asked me if I've been to a cobbler.

555
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: That's a good first state question for anyone out there that's.

556
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 3: Oh, nice shoes. You've ever been to a cobbler? Are

557
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 3: those custom?

558
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 2: I feel like a cobbler is a real like, you've

559
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 2: got to be making really good money to be going

560
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 2: to a cobbler.

561
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the next level of complete fame, right where

562
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, this suit is is custom made, and

563
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 3: my shoes have been cobbled. These are freshly cobbled shoes,

564
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 3: made made for me, made to measure.

565
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 2: Cobble as a verb. I've been cobbling all day. I

566
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 2: can't deal with this right now. I've got to workout.

567
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: I can't think about cobbling anymore.

568
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 3: Honey, I've got to work out, And then can you

569
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 3: please hand me just a glass of scotch with one

570
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 3: rock because I've been cobbling all day long.

571
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: Now. I drive by a cobbler on occasion and I think,

572
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: what pair of shoes do I care enough about to

573
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 2: take to a cobbler? And the answer is none of them.

574
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: They are all thirty dollars. I found them at Nords

575
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 2: from rack. I'm not going to get them cobbled.

576
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 3: No, they're not. They're they're cobble. They're they're non cobblers.

577
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 2: Do you take a pair of vans, Like, if you

578
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 2: take a pair of vans to a cobbler, do they

579
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: just laugh you out of the store.

580
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 3: I think they laugh at you just as much as

581
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 3: the sneaker cleaners do. If you wear vans and you

582
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 3: try to get them cleaned, They're like, this is not

583
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 3: what we're talking about, buddy.

584
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I guess maybe some nice boots could

585
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 2: be cobbled.

586
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 3: Yes, but as like resold or whatever they sold.

587
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, right, But nothing I currently own could be cobbled,

588
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 2: And that's fine. Maybe at some point I'll have some

589
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: shoes worth cobblin.

590
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if I ever want

591
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 3: to be at the point where I'm like, I need

592
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 3: to get these cobbled. Yeah.

593
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 2: I just feel like I'll just buy some new shoe shoes.

594
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, because then that also means that I'm like, did

595
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 3: I spend too much money on these shoes that they

596
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 3: need to be compled because I need to keep them

597
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: worth it.

598
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 2: I'm just I don't know, way too emotionally attached to

599
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 2: these shoes and I have to take them to someone

600
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 2: who is a professional shoe person.

601
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 3: It's just.

602
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm excited to try these. I'm uh, we'll

603
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 2: see what happens. They're kind of like the retainer of

604
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 2: the feet.

605
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 3: It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, if you have it's like

606
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 3: invisile line, if you will keep them in there.

607
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 2: I've got uh and I had my permanent This is

608
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 2: for longtime listeners. My permanent retainer has been gone a while,

609
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 2: but I'm wearing an invisilene retainer at night. Oh and

610
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 2: so I've kind of got the insol in my mouth

611
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 2: all night.

612
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good.

613
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: It's I don't know if it's doing me any good

614
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: or not, but uh, well, your teeth look great, Thank you,

615
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 2: thank you. I actually speaking of that last night, I

616
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: had a dream that I was just gnawing on cheese,

617
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 2: which I think had something to do with this new retainer.

618
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: So yeah, also, how hard of cheese are you eating?

619
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 3: That you gnaw on it? It usually you should get

620
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 3: through it pretty quick.

621
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 2: Well, I'm kind of a little mouse in nature, a.

622
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 3: Mouse of the long legs.

623
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 2: Oh that is that is a very tim burtony Well,

624
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: as I describe, my torso is very small. So my

625
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 2: torso is essentially a mouse. And then I've got these

626
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: essentially two pairs of stilts on top of each other

627
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 2: for legs.

628
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 3: Beautiful, just beautiful, one.

629
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 2: Too my mousehole. Should I get back into the bag, here. Yes, okay,

630
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,959
Speaker 2: Now there are two objects in here. One feels soft,

631
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 2: one feels hard. Which one should I take out?

632
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 3: First? Take the soft one out so we could explain

633
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 3: this all at once, and then it doesn't feel weird. Okay,

634
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 3: so go ahead and explain with it.

635
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 2: This is either oh, this is either mittens or socks. Hello,

636
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: oak Well says hello, cozy feet. So it's I assume

637
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 2: saw socks with toe yeah, sock gloves.

638
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 3: Stock gloves. Okay, so a couple of things. I'm not

639
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 3: a feat guy. I don't know why I gave you.

640
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 2: For years, I actually had to block him on several email.

641
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 2: He's been creating new email addresses to get in touch

642
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: with me about my feet.

643
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 3: I after I after I realized that I left a

644
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 3: bag that says this is not a gift outside. There

645
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 3: was a while where I was in the house and

646
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 3: I was like, wait a minute, did I put socks

647
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 3: and the UH and the insoles in there? And then

648
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 3: I went outside and it was and and you had

649
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,959
Speaker 3: already been confused and taken the bag away. That I

650
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 3: was like, now I have to explain why I'm giving

651
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 3: him two feet things when I'm not a feet guy.

652
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 2: The next object in the bag is going to be

653
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: a letter just begging me to send you photos of

654
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: my feet.

655
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and a rabbit's foot. But yeah, I don't

656
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 3: know why. I don't know why. I just like there

657
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 3: was it was something about I was just thinking about

658
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 3: like comfort, right, gifts.

659
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 2: And have you ever used have you ever used a

660
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 2: pair of socks like this before?

661
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 3: I have, I've had a pair of shoes that I've

662
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 3: been like that.

663
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm now looking at this and I have I

664
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 2: actually have no idea how this works because it's not

665
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: like a glove, right, it's like a fingerless glove for

666
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: the feet. Is that what this is?

667
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 3: Open them up and then you put your hands in them?

668
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 3: Just a fair out how they work?

669
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 2: I wonder if I've got yes, of course, I've got

670
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 2: some scissors. I've I'm fully prepared and clip this.

671
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 3: Let me see you're cutting them in half essentially, so

672
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 3: now you're just making legs.

673
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 2: Hurting them.

674
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 3: What you want?

675
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm gonna put my hand in here and

676
00:34:55,680 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 2: see about this. What what is this concep truly? What

677
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 2: shark tank? Miracle? And I look at you?

678
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 3: What what is what is supposed to be? And then

679
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 3: you can, and then you can flip it over right right,

680
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 3: I mean you can put it in there and.

681
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 2: Then you can can you flip like inside it? Like?

682
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, is there like another part where it

683
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 3: goes over the.

684
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 2: Oh let's see here? Oh? Oh no, no, I at

685
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 2: a loss for words, Eugene, Am I losing my eyesight? No,

686
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 2: it's see. Look, I'm going to show you over the

687
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 2: zoom here. See how that is?

688
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 3: Yes?

689
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 2: And then there's there's nothing that flips as far as

690
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 2: I can tell.

691
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: Okay, there are pairs that flip and there pairs that don't.

692
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 3: I guess that is a no flip pair. So I

693
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 3: don't know if you're going to be into either pair.

694
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 3: To be honest, the ones that don't flip. What is

695
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 3: the point of this? It's literally just try the wile.

696
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 3: You don't how to do it now, I mean you can't,

697
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 3: you can't.

698
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just slip into these real quick and see

699
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: what happens. This is not a normal feeling. I genuinely,

700
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 2: it kind of looks like early eighties Madonna. You know,

701
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: for your list gloves for my feet and so is

702
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 2: you're is it supposed to keep your toes cold while

703
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 2: the rest of your foot sweat what I need to

704
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 2: talk to the people at Hello Cozy Feet or Hello

705
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 2: Bellow or whatever we're talking about here. Okay, I've got

706
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 2: it on and I'm not gonna I'm not going to

707
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 2: cross the bridge of showing my foot in the over

708
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 2: the zoom.

709
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 3: But let's just keep them on for the rest of it.

710
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 2: We'll see how this just affects my general mood. Yeah,

711
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 2: the circulation is cut off for my toes. Maybe that's

712
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 2: the thing, is to your just have your toes chopped.

713
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 3: It Does it feel weird to have your toes separated?

714
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 2: It feels incredibly weird. Yeah, it's deeply unsettling. But yeah, yeah,

715
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: but it does. Is this like for I wonder is

716
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: this like for dancers?

717
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 3: You know what Hello Bellow is A it's a it's

718
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 3: like a diaper brand, like for kids and adults, and

719
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 3: like it's Dax Shepherd and Kristen Bell's company that they

720
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 3: like do like uh diaper delivery and then like wipes

721
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 3: and all the things that deal with being parents. Okay,

722
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 3: and for one of the things for parents, it's these

723
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 3: cozy socks and and my wife and I have had

724
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 3: a couple of pair of them where they've sent it

725
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 3: to us and we're like, what are these that would

726
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 3: put them on? And some of them have the the

727
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 3: loop that goes on to them so you can like

728
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 3: throw a pair of shoes on because it feels weird

729
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 3: to put those ones on with no shoes, I mean,

730
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 3: those shoes out on top of them.

731
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 2: I just cannot imagine any scenario where this makes sense.

732
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 2: For a it's just for home. It's just for home.

733
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 3: Those ones especially are just for home, and even the

734
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 3: ones that have the FlipTop on them or just for

735
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 3: home because it makes it too bulky at the top

736
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 3: of your shoe.

737
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the flip top one, it's like almost like

738
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 2: a mitten with a flip yes.

739
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I don't know why you would ever need

740
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 3: your toes exposed.

741
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: Right, Conceptually it makes no sense to.

742
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 3: Me, no, but they do somehow feel somewhat cozy. I

743
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 3: mean the I mean, the the name of them are correct.

744
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 3: I don't know how great they are, but they were

745
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 3: just one of those things where I'm like, oh, we

746
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 3: have another pair of these. These are funny and I

747
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 3: don't know if people would enjoy these.

748
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 2: It's like it's certainly a gimmick. It's it's just like,

749
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 2: what are we what are we talking about? Is this

750
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 2: to get your I mean, I'm gonna have to do

751
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 2: some deep research to figure out what o uh, Decks

752
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 2: and Kristen were trying to get across. Yeah, yeah, what's

753
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: happening in that household where it's diapers and then socks

754
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: without toe covering?

755
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 3: Hey it's cozy feet, man.

756
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 2: It's okay, Well I've got these on. While I have

757
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: them on, should I get the next thing out of

758
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 2: the bag?

759
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, the last of them?

760
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 2: All right, okay, so this is not a I mean,

761
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 2: it could be a foot related thing, but sure, you know,

762
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 2: it's a premium cooling towel. And I've never heard of

763
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 2: a cooling towel.

764
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 3: So the last thing was cozy feet. So that was

765
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: for December. So we're still kind of like into the

766
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 3: future of the present in the past, right, So we've

767
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 3: thematically made this all make sense. And we were talking

768
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 3: about working out that's a cooling towel. So like hot

769
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 3: summers here in La it gets hot, you put water

770
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 3: on that, you ring it out and you put it

771
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 3: around your neck and it keeps you cool for like

772
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 3: a while.

773
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds nice.

774
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. So if you're outside, like on a hike

775
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 3: or doing anything outside for a while, or even just

776
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,399
Speaker 3: going to like a farmer's market, and you know it's

777
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 3: gonna be a scorcher right there, you just put one

778
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 3: of those on, ring it out and put it around

779
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 3: your neck. I use it when we're like when I

780
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 3: go on like hikes, like the midhike, if it gets

781
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 3: really hot, or if my son is doing like some

782
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 3: kind of sports thing outside or at a playground for

783
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 3: a long time, I'm like, hey, come over here, he

784
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 3: eats a stack. I put one of those things on

785
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 3: his neck and then, you know, and then he's gone

786
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 3: for another three hours.

787
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. It's just a little recharge.

788
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little recharge, and it feels good. Like

789
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 3: the back of your neck is insanely sensitive, and like

790
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 3: to put it behind, like to put it around your

791
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,720
Speaker 3: neck feels really nice.

792
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 2: So is it like what technology is?

793
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 3: I don't know why it stays so cold for so long,

794
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 3: but it works.

795
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it has no chemicals. I was thinking, is

796
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 2: there some sort of menthol or something?

797
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 3: You know what? I think it's just the fact that

798
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 3: like it's like just putting like a cold terry cloth

799
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 3: on the back of your neck or your forehead, but

800
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 3: it just doesn't drip and it stays kind of in there,

801
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 3: like whatever the spandexy material it is of it, you know,

802
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 3: just doesn't necessarily like my shirt isn't just sopping from

803
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 3: the drips of like a regular towel.

804
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 2: Right, just a big wet terry cloth. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

805
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 2: Now is this something I could wear while working out

806
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 2: or is that gonna put me in danger?

807
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 3: I think you'll be in a good place if you

808
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 3: worked out with that on. Okay, Yeah, I would even

809
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 3: start out by going, like saying out loud to everybody around,

810
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna go pretty hard today. So then

811
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 3: you put that out, put that around your neck, and

812
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 3: get and get to work.

813
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 2: Me standing alone in my living room, I'm going to see.

814
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 3: That I'm gonna go pretty hard today.

815
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 2: I say to my dying house planted, Oh, this is

816
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 2: very interesting. It has been extremely hot. I go to

817
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 2: the gym once a week and it's very hot there.

818
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 2: So maybe this will be the thing that changes everything

819
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 2: for me. Yeah, and suddenly I'm just shredded.

820
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now you're just humongous.

821
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 2: Just making everyone around me uncomfortable and they're Ridgerd's different.

822
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 3: What's haened much different. We can't see his neck.

823
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: His head is just kind of sinking into this shape,

824
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 2: this triangle. Torso. Well, that's the that's the my goal.

825
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 2: And so now I have the tools I need to succeed. Yeah,

826
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 2: and I have to say, these socks I'm getting used

827
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 2: to and like I can feel my toes. It's like

828
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 2: the sort of thing where like if I need to

829
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 2: pick something up with my toes or kind of slip

830
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 2: back into my primate origins, I do.

831
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 3: I feel like they are for guerrillas, right.

832
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 2: Right, this is a fully you can open a drawer,

833
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 2: you can, you know, pick up a spoon you dropped.

834
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, it's it's it's meant for using all of

835
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 3: your your.

836
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 2: What digit I assume? I feel like I'm at a

837
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 2: real loss for words today. My lack of education is

838
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: coming through in a huge way. I mustn't able to

839
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 2: grasp temporal. I still tempora. I think that's right. I

840
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: think that's right. Is it temporal or temporal? I don't know,

841
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 2: you know what.

842
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 3: Both of those still sounded like the same word to me.

843
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 2: Sounds like someone that is trying to learn how to

844
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 2: pronounce words. Yeah, just coming up way too short.

845
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 3: One of the Awake listeners right now is giving us

846
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 3: the correct answers.

847
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 2: I think it's time to play a game. Do you

848
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 2: want to a game called Gift Master or a game

849
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 2: called gift or a curse?

850
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 3: Oh, gift Master or gift or a curse. I like

851
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 3: the idea of something being the master of something, So

852
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 3: let's go gift Master.

853
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 2: Okay. I need a number between one and ten from you.

854
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 3: Eight.

855
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 2: Okay. I have to do a little bit of light calculating.

856
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 2: I have to go get the game pieces. So right now,

857
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 2: you can promote something, you can recommend something, you can

858
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 2: do whatever you want with this time. I'll be right back.

859
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 3: Oh okay, let's see. So I will take this opportunity

860
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 3: for a couple of things. A. We were talking about

861
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 3: working out quite a bit here, so you can listen

862
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 3: to the Dumbbells podcast. That's the podcast that I host

863
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,319
Speaker 3: with my buddy Ryan Stanger, and we just jokingly talk

864
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 3: about working out and also give real advice so that

865
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 3: it doesn't seem like a very broy workout podcast and

866
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 3: something that you can listen to at the gym. And

867
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 3: then other than that I'm on a show called Tacoma FD.

868
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 3: Both the first two seasons are on HBO Max right

869
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 3: now if you can find it on there, Tacoma FD.

870
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 3: And then season three is going to start again on

871
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 3: True TV this fall. And uh yeah, I feel good

872
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 3: about those things. And then other things. You know, you

873
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 3: can look me up on social media of course, like

874
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 3: at huge cordero and see what else I'm up to.

875
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 2: Beautiful, you got it all in there. Look I gave

876
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 2: you an extra couple of seconds. I felt like you

877
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 2: needed to get it all in.

878
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, So just a quick commercial break for my stuff,

879
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 3: you know. Oh, if you ever need a Santa I

880
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 3: am not available. He will do a horrible job.

881
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, do not let your nieces and nephews near this

882
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 2: Santa Claus because he will disappoint.

883
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 3: Yes, very much.

884
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 2: So this is how the game works. I'm going to

885
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 2: name three objects that three things that potential gifts you

886
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 2: could give a way. Then I'm going to name three celebrities.

887
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 2: You're going to tell me which celebrity you're going to

888
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 2: give which gift and why great, these are the gifts

889
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 2: you'll be giving today. Number one is a cemetery plot,

890
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 2: so you know, a place, a final resting place.

891
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 3: Okay.

892
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: Number two is a log flume ride designed after them,

893
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 2: so kind of a the log flume is the theme

894
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 2: of the person. Does that make sense? It kind of

895
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 2: a personal splash mountain love it. And finally a nineteen

896
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 2: ninety six Toyota Camry, a reliable probably beige, kind of

897
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: a gold beige. I feel like that was the only

898
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 2: color of camra they made in the mid nineties, but

899
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:49,879
Speaker 2: very reliable car. Ye at the number not number four.

900
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 2: There are only three things, as promised. The people you're

901
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 2: going to be giving them too are number one one

902
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 2: of our great rappers, Big boy ooh okaycast of outcast,

903
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 2: Number two one of our great documentarians Ken Burns.

904
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 3: Oh Ken Burns, fantastic, uh huh.

905
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: And then number three one of our great actors, Lucy Lou.

906
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 2: This is a good round of people. I feel like

907
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 2: we've got talent all over the board here, respectable people

908
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 2: in their fields, and then a variety of gifts.

909
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, who would you give the cemetery plot to? Now?

910
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 3: Is that anywhere?

911
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 2: It's anywhere, it's any type, it's for any time as well,

912
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 2: so you know it doesn't mean they're going to die

913
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 2: as soon as you give it to them. Could be

914
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 2: just a nice little piece of land.

915
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 3: Okay, So since it could be anywhere, we'd give this

916
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 3: one to Ken Burns. And the reasoning is, I would

917
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 3: think that it's a cemetery. It's I'm thinking more of

918
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 3: the casket and the way that it would be set up. Now,

919
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 3: this is a movable plot, I mean yeah, yeah, because

920
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 3: it'll be it's it's like a new style where it's

921
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 3: like futuristic in a way where it can be mobile,

922
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 3: and it will be constantly but slowly moving to all

923
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 3: of the places where he has done documentaries, and so

924
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 3: his body just kind of glides through all of these places.

925
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 3: And if you happen to be in the place where

926
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 3: his body is, you know, then you also, you know,

927
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 3: get to give him a little nod, you know, because

928
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 3: it'd be like, oh, he's here, you know, he's here

929
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 3: in Antarica right now, as you know. And then whatever

930
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 3: the documentary or and his voice will be constantly playing

931
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 3: on top of it. This will obviously be hovering because

932
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 3: we don't know what the terrain is at all of

933
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: these places.

934
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 2: Futuristic, futuristic, anything futuristic has to have a hover element everything.

935
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a little bit of lded lights into it. Yeah,

936
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 3: just to keep everybody away and also, you know, bring

937
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 3: some fashion to it.

938
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 2: Right, it's kind of a King Tut style going from

939
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 2: museum to museum. Poor just doesn't get to rest just

940
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 2: a little. Yeah, we're going to keep them working. We're

941
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 2: going to can work in like Tut. Him and Tut

942
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 2: are just going to keep on working. Great, So that's

943
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 2: that for them. I'm going to give Big Boy the

944
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: Camra mainly because it's champagne colored or beige.

945
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 3: It kind of has that kind of hot Lanta timeless

946
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 3: vibe to it. He could make it look cool even

947
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 3: if he was driving it today, right, not even putting

948
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 3: anything in it. I'm talking about factory direct. You know

949
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 3: what they're giving you the you know, the five CD

950
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 3: changer probably in there and everything. You know, no auxiliary

951
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 3: not even an auxiliary plug in there.

952
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 2: So you need the tape the tape deck that connects

953
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: to the CD player.

954
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you got it, He's got it. There might

955
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,879
Speaker 3: even be like a radar detector for the cops, who knows.

956
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 3: I feel like Big Boy still has a radar detection. Yeah, yeah, same, same,

957
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 3: So I think this is just gonna be one of

958
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 3: his many cars, you know, because you'd see him on

959
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 3: like a cribs or something where you're like, these are

960
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 3: all my cars and he has all the fancy ones,

961
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 3: and then you see the camera and you would just

962
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 3: be like, I get it. I don't think you'd even

963
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 3: have to explain it. He would just be like, I

964
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 3: got this from my boy U G GUIDERO, thank you

965
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 3: very much. And then he would just be riding in

966
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 3: it and be like, thank you for coming to my house.

967
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 2: Big boy does Out of all of the rappers, I

968
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 2: mean maybe Andre three thousand a side, those two I

969
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 2: think would appreciate a mid nineties camera. I think absolutely,

970
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 2: I absolutely love that sort of car.

971
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 3: And the trunk just be all fur coats, oh absolutely,

972
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 3: just stuffed with stuff, just stuffed middle of the summer.

973
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 3: So then that leaves what does that leave for Lucy Lou?

974
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 3: That leaves the log Flume ride? Oh my gosh, are

975
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 3: you kidding me? What a ride?

976
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 2: Of course?

977
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 3: What a ride I mean? And what would I mean

978
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 3: there would be I mean, there would be so many

979
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 3: elements of you know, the Charlie's Angels in that ride.

980
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 3: I mean that that would be probably coming down. You know,

981
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 3: the flume would be Charlie's Angels, right, or getting your

982
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 3: head chopped off and kill Bill the top of her

983
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 3: the top of her head gets cut off. So that

984
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 3: would be cool if that, like, you know, you had

985
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 3: the dock at a certain point or the top of

986
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 3: your head gets cut off.

987
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 2: In a little splash element there, Yeah, a little splash,

988
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 2: some blood of splash there. I would love a log

989
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 2: Flume ride based mostly on blood. Splash is entirely blood based.

990
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then there would be yeah, so be mostly blood,

991
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 3: a little bit of Charlie's Angels, and then the rest

992
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 3: of the ride, which would probably be another forty five minutes,

993
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,760
Speaker 3: would just be a full episode.

994
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 2: Of Elementary CBS's Elementary CBS.

995
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 3: Is Elementary just to like go like she is Sherlock Holmes.

996
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 2: What we're talking about here is a solid hour of

997
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 2: log Flume.

998
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 3: Then oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're getting dried on the ride.

999
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 3: This is this is post this is post splash, and

1000
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 3: then you go through like one of those like like dryers,

1001
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 3: and then there's Elementary.

1002
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: So what you're describing as a car wash, yeah, a

1003
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,760
Speaker 2: loosely lou themed car wash.

1004
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 3: You're right, I had to change what a log flume is.

1005
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 2: That's actually not a bad idea for a log flume,

1006
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 2: and I hope that Disney, I hope the imagineers are listening.

1007
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: A full drying element. I think people would actually really appreciate.

1008
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 3: I think they will, and I think I'm hoping the

1009
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 3: new Princess and the Frog version of the Splash Mountain

1010
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 3: will have the drying element to.

1011
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 2: It, and maybe also that other element of a car

1012
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 2: wash that we all want to experience, which is just

1013
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 2: those things that are slapping the car, just the loose fabric,

1014
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 2: just we.

1015
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 3: Just wanted to do some whipping flaps, right, just come

1016
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 3: out with welts all over your body, but sparkling clean

1017
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 3: and ready to experience the rest of the park.

1018
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 2: Yes, well, excellent job, Eugene. I mean, I think despite

1019
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 2: the fact that you kind of forgot the log flume

1020
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 2: last minute, but you rearranged it for Lucy perfectly. And

1021
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 2: if anyone deserves a log flume ride, I really think

1022
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 2: it's Lucy Loup.

1023
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's her.

1024
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 2: She's done it all. Her career spans all kinds of

1025
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 2: genres and which would really uh work perfectly for the

1026
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 2: thrill of a log flume.

1027
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 3: Absolutely she and she would be thrilled to know that

1028
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 3: there's a log flume all about her.

1029
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 2: Of course. Of course, now this is the last part

1030
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 2: of the podcast. This is called I said no emails.

1031
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 2: People are writing into I said no gifts at gmail

1032
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: dot com. People have questions, people have situations. You know,

1033
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 2: people have problems, and I'm here to solve them. You're

1034
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 2: going to assist me. Let's answer a question. Great, This

1035
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 2: says dear Esteemed Bridger and esteemed guests. So no, that's

1036
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 2: the worsesteemed, that's you, you gene my friend slash coworker.

1037
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 2: So we're getting into some interesting territory already when we

1038
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 2: have to qualify this person as two different things. My

1039
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 2: friend slash coworker recently had a baby, and I am

1040
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 2: struggling to come up with an appropriate gift to celebrate

1041
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 2: this wondrous occasion. As a childless person myself, I really

1042
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 2: had to know what idea, what kind of gift a

1043
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 2: recent mother would want, So I turned to several moms

1044
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 2: in my life for answers. I've received a number of

1045
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 2: great gift suggestions for the baby in all caps, but

1046
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 2: none of these moms have been able to recall what

1047
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 2: they wanted to ease the stress of dealing with a newborn. Now,

1048
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 2: not only do I still have no idea what to

1049
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 2: get for my friend, but I'm also kind of sad.

1050
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 2: Oh okay, interesting, Bridger and guest, Please help me come

1051
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 2: up with something really nice to do for her. She

1052
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 2: likes cats and kitchy nick knacks, and I'd really like

1053
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 2: to get something to help her relax. Regards Madeleine. So,

1054
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 2: Madeline is kind of dealing with a depression. That's I've

1055
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 2: associated with this friend slash coworker and the other coworker

1056
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 2: slash friends in her life who can't give her good answers.

1057
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 2: She wants to give this person something that's not for

1058
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 2: the baby, which I think is interesting.

1059
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Well, are doing all of the heavy lifting

1060
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:06,320
Speaker 3: and the hard work while this baby is being kept alive,

1061
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 3: So a gift for mom is fantastic with a newborn.

1062
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 3: A couple of things. If the mom is breastfeeding, you

1063
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 3: might want to stay away from any kind of alcoholic

1064
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,399
Speaker 3: thing because sometimes they don't want to and until it's

1065
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 3: the last feeding of the day, and then you can

1066
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 3: have a glass of wine afterwards. If that's the case,

1067
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 3: and they they're not or it's like after the baby's

1068
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 3: gone to bed. A nice bottle of wine always is

1069
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 3: nice for a mom, a new mom. A extra large

1070
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 3: coffee mug is always a funny gift to give to

1071
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 3: a new mom.

1072
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 2: Not a bad idea, Not a bad idea. You're I mean,

1073
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 2: you're a father of two. I am a father of two,

1074
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 2: So I feel like you must look. I've got no kids,

1075
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 2: I've got no wife. Yeah, you've got a pair of

1076
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 2: cozy socks on it. We're this household. We're not planning

1077
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 2: on having a child anytime soon. So I feel like

1078
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 2: you do have to do a lot of the work

1079
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 2: here for me. You've geene because.

1080
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 3: Oh that's okay. I'm happy to answer these and kitchy wise,

1081
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 3: you don't want to get anything kitchen and small, because

1082
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 3: then the baby will eat it and die in choke.

1083
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 3: So a robe some kind of rope like, even if

1084
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 3: it's not even an expensive robe, but just like, oh.

1085
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 2: A robe is an excellent gift. I will say for

1086
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 2: truly anyone, if you're in need of a gift and

1087
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,439
Speaker 2: you don't know the person that well, I was given

1088
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 2: a gift a robe a while ago. I didn't think

1089
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 2: I would use it. I'm using it, well, not during

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Speaker 2: the summer, but the rest of the year constantly.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And there are someones even in the summer that

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00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 3: are just kind of like a you know, like a shawlish,

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00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 3: thin robe that she could throw on after she's you know,

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00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 3: spent some time with the baby or has to answer

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00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 3: the door or something and you can just throw a

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Speaker 3: you know, a cute little RoboN. My wife has a

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00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 3: couple of cute little robes that we keep in rotation

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Speaker 3: for the summer in the winter months.

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Speaker 2: I think that's a good gift. I mean, I'm also

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Speaker 2: wearing a pair of Tolis socks right now that your

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00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 2: cheine gave me, and I've kind of settled into the

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00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 2: idea kind of. I mean, who knows what my life

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00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 2: is going to be six months from now while I

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00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 2: mean after wearing these socks. But yeah, for the moment,

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00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 2: it feels like a kitchy gift that you can get.

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00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 2: They are KITCHI yes, it's a memorable gift that no

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00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 2: one's going to say no to.

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00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 3: And they'll be like, these are weird, and then you'll

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00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 3: put them on and then you'll go, hmmm.

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Speaker 2: I don't hate it.

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00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 3: I don't hate it. I don't know if I.

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00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 2: Like it, but it's a new experience. And you know,

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00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 2: when you have a new boy and baby, you're probably

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00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 2: a home a lot more. Yes, you need these new experiences.

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Speaker 3: You need that new experience. This is the great thing

1116
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,919
Speaker 3: about those socks that I gave to you as well,

1117
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 3: is they will be in your drawer because this will

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00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 3: be the first and last time you'll ever wear them,

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00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 3: but they'll be in your drawer. And then every time

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Speaker 3: you look at me like should I put those on?

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00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 3: There's no reason I'm about to leave because you And

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00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 3: that was the funny thing that we like, is like

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00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 3: I never put on socks to stay in the house, right,

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00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 3: So I have had to put those out on like

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00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 3: I've had to think about it, like, Okay, I've put

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Speaker 3: my socks on for the day. I remember that these

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00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 3: socks are in the drawer tonight when I get home,

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00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 3: I need to switch. Yeah, and maybe wear them as

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00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 3: I'm watching a movie or something.

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Speaker 2: That's the least relaxing thing I can think of the

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00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 2: song to think of my game plan for socks. But

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00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 2: these socks, I also feel like I'm going to be

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00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 2: digging through my sock dur being like, where's this other

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00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 2: pair of socks? I'm like, these, get these out of

1135
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 2: what why are they still even in here? This are

1136
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 2: just in my way. So, Madeline, that's a gift that

1137
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 2: you could give to this friend slash coworkers who's who

1138
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 2: is obviously not one hundred percent friend because you have

1139
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 2: to say she's also a coworker, and.

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01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 3: You've also had to check in with us to give a.

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01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 2: Gift, so you obviously just don't care about her at all.

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01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 2: I mean I think, look, just don't give her anything.

1143
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 2: You obviously don't care if this person lives or dies. Yeah, obviously,

1144
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 2: and you're surrounded by people who won't give you good answers.

1145
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 2: These people don't care about you, Madeline. I think the

1146
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 2: gift you need to give is to just cut ties.

1147
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, get a new job, get a new job, get

1148
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 3: some new friends. Because obviously what it was is that

1149
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 3: these coworkers thought that they gave the best gift, and

1150
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 3: they don't want to give you clues on what would

1151
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:57,920
Speaker 3: be close to gifts that they're going to get. So

1152
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 3: they're selfish people, right. Uh.

1153
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 2: And then I guess you know, if you want something kitchy,

1154
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 2: look like matching clothes, for the mother and the baby.

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01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 3: Oh, there you go.

1156
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 2: I assume there's I have to believe in my heart

1157
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 2: there's a retailer out there who sells mother baby matching clothes.

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01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 3: There is there's the like, you know, I'm with this one.

1159
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 3: You know, T shirt situation, T shirt onesie situation. That

1160
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 3: is so stupid.

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01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 2: Well, actually, by look, we're all over the place with

1162
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 2: the time. Get them a halloween matching Halloween costumes.

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01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.

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01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 2: You get the mom like a witch costume and the baby.

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01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 2: What does a matching thing for a witch?

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01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 3: Just the baby? Is the cat? The cat that would

1167
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 3: be with the witch?

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01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 2: No, no, no, dress the baby. Give this expecting mother

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01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 2: a broom costume for her baby.

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Speaker 3: I will say. One of the best, one of the

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01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 3: best gifts we did get for our baby, our first baby,

1172
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 3: that we used for our second baby as well, was

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01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 3: this little blanket that it and hat situation that you're

1174
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 3: supposed to swaddle the baby in that makes the baby

1175
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 3: look like a burrito.

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01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 2: Oh it's adorable.

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01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 3: It literally looks like a tortilla. I just supposed to

1178
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 3: wrap it up and then take a picture. And we

1179
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 3: did it with both kids because.

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Speaker 2: It was the best hilarious kitschy gifts as if you're

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01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 2: a new parent, you should absolutely take advantage of the

1182
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 2: opportunity to dress your child up as many inanimate objects

1183
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 2: as you possibly can.

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01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 3: You. I am making fools of these children because I

1185
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 3: know that when they get older, they're going to try

1186
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 3: to make a fool out of me, and I will

1187
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 3: have evidence.

1188
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 2: Right, you're just creating like a backlog of blackmail material.

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01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.

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01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 2: Yes, you've only got a limited amount of time and

1191
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 2: you've got to take advantage. Yeah, So, Madeline, I hope

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01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 2: everything we've just said there, I don't hope. I know

1193
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 2: everything we just said there was perfect and you kind

1194
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 2: of just take that. And now you know what you

1195
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 2: need to get this friend slash coworker.

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01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 3: Right, which is get them all of these things, all.

1197
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 2: Of these things. Yeah, get into some deep financial trouble personally,

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01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 2: in order to impress this friend, Eugene. We did an

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01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 2: excellent job. Everyone knew we would. And we're at the

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01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 2: end of the podcast and I've got all of the

1201
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 2: I'm wearing my new non socks and nobody knows what

1202
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 2: they are. I mean, the blood has stopped running to

1203
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 2: my toes. I will soon just be a toeless monster.

1204
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 2: And that's fine. I've got my towel, and then I've

1205
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:43,440
Speaker 2: got my arch support, which is probably going to actually

1206
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:48,479
Speaker 2: change my life. I've done irreparable damage to my feet

1207
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 2: and so who knows if it's going to actually work.

1208
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 2: But I'm sure every pediatrist will be thrilled to know

1209
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 2: that I'm going to be working on my arches.

1210
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 3: Oh man, can you imagine them? Like, wait a minute,

1211
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 3: have you been working on these arches?

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01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 2: Somebody's been working on their arches. Well, thank you so much,

1213
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,440
Speaker 2: and thank you for being here. I just had a

1214
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 2: wonderful time.

1215
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 3: Wow, me too.

1216
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 2: And listener, this is the end of the podcast. So

1217
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 2: now you get to do what you want with your life.

1218
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 2: I'm going to kind of release you, and I should.

1219
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 2: I I should remind you to have new merch available online.

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01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 2: You go to exact well, just google it. I can't

1221
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 2: remember the address. We've got merch galore, the gift Master game.

1222
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 2: You got to get it all or none of it.

1223
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 2: Do what you want. I don't like to push people around,

1224
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 2: but I'm trying to be better at hosting a podcast.

1225
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 2: I love you, goodbye, I said no gifts is an

1226
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 2: exactly right production. It's produced and engineered by our dear

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Speaker 2: friend on a Lisael and the theme song is by

1228
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 2: miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on

1229
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 2: Instagram at I said no gifts, that's where you're going

1230
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 2: to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

1231
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 2: You have to see the gifts. Listen and subscribe on

1232
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 2: Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you found me. And why

1233
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 2: not leave a review while you're there. It's really the

1234
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 2: least you could do considering everything I do for you.

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01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 3: And if you're interested.

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01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 2: In advertising on the show, go to midrol dot com

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Speaker 1: Liver did you hear Funa man myself perfectly clear? But

1239
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:49,440
Speaker 1: you're a guest to me. You gotta come to me

1240
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 1: empty and I said no guests. Your presences presents in

1241
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 1: and I'm already too much stuff. So how do you

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01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 1: dad to surbey me?