WEBVTT - “NITROUS OXIDE ALTERED MY PSYCHE” 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:03.680 Hey, man, what's your name? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 I prefer you call me the Buddha or. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:12.640 Buddha Buddha, the famous guy from that religion. What's going on? 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:21.120 Well, I've been doing uh, quite a bit of nicrosocifide 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:27.319 the last few months, and you know, I thought, I thought, 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:30.800 I should, you know, stop and you know, for because 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:33.760 it's really not that great for you or whatever. But 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:38.800 and it's expensive as well. But you know, and I 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:40.720 was kind of scared because I was having these weird 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:46.240 illucinations and stuff, and I, uh, but I just kept 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:48.000 doing it because it feels really good. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:49.120 And then. 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:55.440 I I just like kept pushing myself that limit where 0:00:55.440 --> 0:01:01.160 I was having these complete dysphoric hallucinations, and I sort 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:05.319 of realized that, you know, there was like a deeper 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:09.560 meaning to it and that I was basically when I 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:13.240 was doing that, I was like essentially like destroying my ego. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.560 Like I wasn't even a part of my own reality 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.800 and my own body. 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:23.360 Uh that's now nitros. That's like the balloon ship, right. 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:27.520 Yeah, it's a gas. Yeah, you fill up balloons with it. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:29.600 What kinds of things were you hallucinating? 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:37.440 All sorts of things. I was like shifting into other 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:43.399 entities and being like godlike figures and demonic figures, and 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:47.920 seeing like the speed of time and crease and decrease 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:52.400 and drink and very small sizes and grow very large 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:56.160 and become like part of the universe, and she starts 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:59.600 being born all sart the crazy. So anyways, I was 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.200 seeing all this stuff, and I was really afraid of 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:06.880 it at first, and then you know, I kind of 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:10.840 realized what I was seeing was, you know, that my 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:16.560 ego was basically like leaving my body temporarily, and I 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:19.000 don't know, I feel like it's like almost like changing 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:22.080 my life because I've had like all these perspective shifts 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:28.119 and like, you know, I call myself Buddha because that's 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:35.359 what people of that religion or that lifestyle they that's 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:39.120 what they believe, that that we're not just our body, 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:45.680 were a part of everything essentially. And I've been doing 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.320 all these things I never thought I could do, Like 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:54.280 started working out, started painting, I built a bow out 0:02:54.320 --> 0:03:01.800 of a stick in the woods. I I I'm learning Spanish, 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:03.320 all sorts of crazy shit. 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.880 These are all things you're doing because you became addicted 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:07.920 to the nitrosoxide. 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:15.240 Well not really, because of the addiction to the nitrosox side, 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.880 but because of the visions I had from it. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.160 You know, what was it about the visions that you 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.560 had that caused you to do all these productive things? 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:33.000 Well, basically I never thought that my mind was capable 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:37.880 of producing those kinds of things, you know, Like the 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:41.560 things I saw were incredible, Like, I never I never 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:44.040 thought it was possible from my mind to like imagine 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:48.000 those things basically, So I sort of realized that, you know, 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.160 my potential is really like limitless. 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.200 So have you stopped doing nitrosoxide or are you still 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.680 doing it a lot? Hmmm? 0:03:56.840 --> 0:04:00.320 I wouldn't say a lot. I do it maybe once week. 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.400 Do you feel like, do you feel like you have 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:05.440 it under control? 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:15.520 M I mean it's a matter of perspective, I guess, 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:19.160 you know, like some people think it's not really under 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:19.920 control if you're. 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:27.080 Doing it at all, Right, Yeah, I think so. I 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:28.560 think that that's the way you could look at it. 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:30.760 Do you want to stop doing nitrous oxide? 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.000 I think I just I would like to try to 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:41.640 find a way to reach that level of enlightenment without it. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:46.640 You know, I've always really felt like, you know, I'm 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.240 gonna probably get some heat for this, but whatever, I 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:54.120 always have felt like, you, really, you don't need to 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:58.000 go to Peru and do ayahuasca or take a shit 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.880 ton of mushrooms or an acid or do a bunch 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:05.320 of nrous oxide to like have epiphanies that help you 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:10.080 improve your life. I don't think that that's necessary. It's 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:15.120 and it's unfortunate, right, Like I really, the few times 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:19.000 I've done mushrooms, I really want, like I wanted so 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:22.520 badly for there to be a thing I could eat 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:27.599 that would improve my life. And it's just not true. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.800 The only thing that actually improves my life is like 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:35.479 fucking doing shit, you know what I mean? Yeah, And 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:42.640 I guess I guess that like nitrous oxide and acid 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.360 and I watch whatever these things. I guess these things 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:50.440 can be like catalysts that inspire you to do shit 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.599 to change your life. But at the end of the day, 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.840 they don't actually do anything for you. It's the actual 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.560 things that you're doing, the learning Spanish, the fucking all 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:01.799 the other thing things you said that are actually improving 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.680 your life. And then those things have nothing to do 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:09.240 with the nitrous oxide. They're just you making decisions to 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:10.600 make your life better. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:15.400 Right, But I feel like when I shattered my ego 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.080 like that, it's easier to make decisions like that. 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.400 So if your ego is shattered already, why do you feel. 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:27.600 Like it's only shattered in those moments? And then, well, 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:32.560 if I can literally see see my perspective of reality 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:38.360 shifting back into focus, what. 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:40.720 Do you mean by it's only shattered in those moments? 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:47.840 Well, I mean those visions only last like maybe five 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:48.799 seconds at most. 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:52.839 It doesn't sound particularly helpful. 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:55.679 Mmmm. 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:02.000 Well, I mean it's hard to explain. Really, you know, 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:05.640 it's I feel like the visions are kind of like 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:11.720 are shattering in a way because they removed my entire consciousness. 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:18.080 You know, have you ever spoken to a real therapist 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:18.720 about any of this? 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:27.960 No, I'm trying to I basically, I I you know, 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:31.080 I was trying to get one, but I called a 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:33.480 couple of months ago and they said they would reach 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.920 back to me when one was available, and I still haven't. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:40.280 I mean, look, man, I think it's great that you're 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:43.160 doing things to improve your life, and I, for whatever 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.080 it's worth, I really don't think that you need to. 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:49.840 You know, the nitrous oxide was necessarily a part of it. 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:55.520 It's like I'm trying to think of crap. I can't 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.240 think of an example. But there's like all these cartoons 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.280 that I can think of, where like, you know, someone 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:05.480 gets like a magical power and it inspires them to 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.600 like go save the day. You don't I'm fucking talking about. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.480 But then but then at the end of it's revealed 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.960 that they actually never had any magical power. It was 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:18.720 all just a placebo, and it was actually them themselves 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:22.200 who saved the day all of their own volition. You know, 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:26.400 that's you with nitrous oxide, right, Like you're the one 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:29.679 who's doing all these things to protect it, to improve 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:33.600 your life. You're the one. It's not it's And you 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:37.400 can go on Reddit and you can type a whole 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:40.200 trip report about how all the you know, you took 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.120 acid and it made you clean your room, but at 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.120 the end of the day, you cleaned your room. Right, 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:52.360 it's not this. I don't don't attribute it to the drug. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.040 It was you who did it, and it is you 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:56.400 who can continue to do it. 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:01.280 Sure, I just feel like, you know, without it, it's 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:05.120 hard for me to have that kind of clarity, especially 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:08.760 I would say, I mean, this is probably just an excuse, 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:12.120 but my whole life. I have what I would consider 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:15.600 to be like very extreme ADHD that manifests in the mind, 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.720 so it's very hard to control my thoughts, you know, 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:21.520 have that impulse control. 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:30.480 Brother, If if if I were you, and I really 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.439 a man, if I were you, man I would really 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:37.840 go out in search of like legitimate professional ways to 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:42.880 manage your ADHD instead of self medicating with nitrous oxide. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:48.320 You know that that can help me. You know, there's 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.600 there's better ways to manage this. This is what I'm saying. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.920 Well, yeah, but you know I took all those drugs 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.240 when I was a kid and they didn't really help. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:56.520 You know. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.480 I can't. I I can't give you anything more than that, man, 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:06.199 I really, I really can't. I think you gotta like 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:08.920 like you gotta you and at the end of the day, 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:13.719 man like you gotta you gotta want to stop doing this, 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:16.800 you know, And if you don't, then there's nothing I 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.840 can say to you that'll make you stop. But if 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:22.560 if you want to, then you should go, you know, 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.400 talk to a professional about how you can manage your 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.240 ADHD in a way that's not going to like kill you. 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.320 But give yourself some credit for the self improvement that 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:34.760 you've done on yourself thus far. Don't don't hand it 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:37.480 over to the nitrosoxs head. The nitrosox side didn't fucking 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:41.560 do anything for you. It was all you who did 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:44.280 all the various things in your life that are causing 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:45.920 you to improve. And I think it will continue to 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:49.360 be you who does that. But what the fuck do 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.560 I know? I'm a crazy person in a gecko who 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.920 accidentally started a self help show. 0:10:58.000 --> 0:10:59.920 Can I tell you why I like your show? 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:01.160 Sure? 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:07.000 Well? I think the lizard costume is is very good 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:11.360 because the therapist is supposed to be non judgmental, and 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.800 how can you be judgmental when your dress is a 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:14.160 get go. 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:19.240 Right? 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:24.720 I guess that's true. I guess that's true. What's your 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:25.240 name again? 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:26.880 A Buddha? 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:28.760 Budh? Is there anything else you want to say to 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:30.120 the people of the computer before we go? 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:31.959 Uh? 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.600 No, thank you very much, Lyle. I appreciate your call 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:36.360 it very much and the opportunity to talk to you. 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:39.400 Thank you, Buddha, good luck, and Jesus Christ, stop doing 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:40.760 so much nicsrous oxide. 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.839 All right, have a good one there, Bye bye bye. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.520 I don't know if I don't know if that was helpful, 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.520 or if that was judgmental or I don't know about 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:54.880 any of this should I just I don't know what 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:56.720 I who want I to tell that guy to stop 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.040 doing so much nitrous oxide. You can stop doing so 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:02.600 much nitrous oxide when I stopped eating fucking cosmic brownies 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:06.960 and jacking off and smoking weed all day. So, but 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:10.080 that didn't that didn't do anything for me. I don't 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:11.959 think it did. I don't think that jacking off and 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.720 smoking weed, eating cosmic brownies all day improved my life 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.680 in any way, shape or form. I don't think that 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.280 him doing nitrous oxide improved his life in any way, 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:21.280 shape or form. And I believe both of us would 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.680 probably be happier if we didn't do those things. But 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.680 I don't know. I don't know anything, dude, I'm freaking 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.920 out over here. I don't I just don't know. But 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:44.680 I'm gonna try to know stuff and things. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Hello? 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:46.560 Hey what's up? Hey? 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:47.360 How's it going? Hyle? 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:52.280 It's going okay, man, it's going okay. How can I 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:53.079 get you to the sir? 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:55.439 Yeah? 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:59.400 So, I'm not sure if you read the message that 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:03.240 I that I put on there, But I used to 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:07.120 work at it. Well, I had multiple things, but you know, 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:08.760 I've been hearing a bunch of stuff and I'm like, 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.840 you know what, let's make it funny today. Is that 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:12.360 all right with you? 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:14.240 Go ahead? 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:20.880 So I used to work at a Papa John's. I 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:24.040 want to say about maybe three I know it's been 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:28.080 longer than that, actually, probably like six or seven years ago. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:33.360 And it was fine, you know, nothing out of the ordinary, 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:38.079 la la okay, first customers an asshole. Well okay, I'll 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:41.560 let that one's live, because you know, customer service when 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:44.760 it comes to delivering peaches, you know, it's not necessarily 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:50.800 all that glorious. But you know, three, four, five, six 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:54.720 times I had enough of these people because it's in 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:59.240 a college town, right, So I was like, you know what, 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:03.200 probably never going to see these people ever again, So 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:10.200 I'm just going to violate their pieces. What I mean 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:15.280 by that, my best friend told me not to tell it, 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:19.560 but I want to say it anyways. So I violated 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:22.840 their pieces in a way to where I dun'k my 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:27.240 nuts on them. And I gave that special sauce before 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:35.320 keyword special sauce. But it wasn't to anybody who was 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.520 kind to me because it was basically to where it 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:44.720 was rated if you're nice to us, if you tipped well, 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:48.600 but that didn't necessarily factor in. It just added points. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:55.040 But if it was an individual to where they basically 0:14:55.080 --> 0:15:01.000 mistreated us, you know, demanded their every last cent then 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:04.720 or just be an absolute dick, then yeah, I would 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.680 do that. And my body saw me one time and 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:12.560 he's like, are you kidding me? I'm like, I'll give 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:16.120 you fifty bucks not to say anything. So I actually 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.960 gave him one hundred because he moved out from up 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:23.640 nore to actually work with me, and he was an 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.280 online friend at the time, but I met him in 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:29.000 real life and it was amazing. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.680 So how much would someone have had to tip you 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:38.840 for you to not wipe your balls on their pizza? 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.400 I would have to say, like maybe one dollar, but 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:47.800 it's more like the principle of the matter, I would 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.240 I would say, you know, it would fact like if 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.640 it's like one dollar, then he would equal like ten 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:56.600 points for you, you know, within my system, or if 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:59.960 even like a penny, but to ask for exact chance 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.680 and a manner's like, oh well, I need to have 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:06.680 my exact change now, or something like that, and I'm like, sir, 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:09.840 I apologize, but unfortunately I do not have that. I 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:12.240 need to go to the stores like, oh, you better 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:13.760 do it and give me a free beat that. Yeah, 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:18.760 you're getting her. You're getting your dunk nut pizza for sure, 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.000 with extra special sauce. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:28.120 Over the entire time that you worked at that Papa Johns. 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:30.560 How long did you work at the Papa Johns? 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:31.440 Uh? 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:36.760 Approximately between five to eight months. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.800 So over the time that you worked at the Papa Johns, 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:44.360 how many pizzas do you believe that you dunked your 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:46.440 nuts on slash came onto. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:52.120 I would have to say an undeterminable amount. 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:55.040 Because get go that estimate. Give me and give me 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:55.600 a range. 0:16:56.240 --> 0:17:04.359 All right, Let's say between fifty to about sixty five. 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:11.200 You wiped your nuts on fifty pizzas. 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:12.399 Well. 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.800 I was a delivery driver as well, so I had 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.200 ample time to do it. An I'll just say this much. 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:21.080 Anybody could do anything to your pizzas, So it all 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:24.159 according to how you treat somebody, or somebody could just 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:25.919 be having a bad day. At least I had a 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:27.639 reason to my matteness, so to speak. 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:36.159 You're like a fucking batman villain except Jesus on pizza. 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:39.720 Well, thank you, I guess you can call me mister Freeze. 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:43.400 None of what either of us just said made any 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:43.920 sense but. 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:45.800 Correct. 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:50.520 Okay, So what kinds of things would people like? When 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:54.280 you say people mistreated you, what would they do like what? 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:59.240 I'm very curious. What's the most mild form of mistreatment 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:02.840 that you received that you responded to by jezzing on 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:04.600 their pizza? 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.960 Well, it wouldn't be to you know, the mild version 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:10.000 to be like to an extreme. You know, if somebody's 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:11.639 having a bad day, you know, I would try to, 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:15.040 you know, give a quick talk to because I'm not 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:19.679 a horrible person, contrary to what everybody has heard, but 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:22.840 you know, somebody's going through bad time, I would try 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:25.560 to pay for their pizza, so to speak, because you 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:28.480 can tell in somebody's eyes that they were going through something. 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:31.600 And some people, you know, I've heard other callers say that, yeah, 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:34.280 they just needed somebody to talk to, and you know 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:38.800 I was that person. But as far as would going 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:40.960 to that extreme for what I've done, that's only for 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:44.600 extreme measures. It wouldn't be anything mild like oh, you 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:46.800 know you took so long and blah, blah blah blah. 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.080 It's like, yeah, that's fine because I've been there, you know. 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:53.080 So well. Okay, but but but you said fifty pizzas. 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:58.240 I mean that means at least fifty individual people pissed 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:01.840 you off so much much that you jiz on their pizza. 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:04.919 What did fifty people? What do these fifty people do 0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:09.200 to you that you felt was so deserving of them 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:11.639 fucking eating your comb? 0:19:13.720 --> 0:19:16.760 Well, the fact that not only I mean to give 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:20.199 that number, it's a college town and a lot of 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:23.879 people love to drink around that area, and there was 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:28.480 just something that were belligerent, you know, silver Spoon and 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:32.560 Mouth and titled Bridge Hansels or the Karen that really 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:35.119 has been drinking has been undergoing a bunch of stress 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:38.119 and taking it out on somebody else. I have a limit, 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:42.199 but it's like far enough to where they've called supervisors, 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:45.920 threatened violence on me and the store. I mean, heck, 0:19:46.160 --> 0:19:51.520 we had one sister property have one individual get robbed 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:54.399 and shot in the head because of how severe the 0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.480 situation was, and he was on his way to deliver 0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:59.480 a pizza. He was at a stop light apparently, and 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:00.960 at all went down. 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:11.880 Do you regret doing any of this seven years later, on. 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:17.640 A logical yes, on a psychological no, not at all. 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:21.919 They deserve it, and I serve them with a smile. 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:27.080 Right after, what do you do with your life? Now? 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:30.560 Where is the pizza masturbator? Seven years later? 0:20:34.680 --> 0:20:35.000 Sorry? 0:20:35.040 --> 0:20:38.480 Just the way you said that was beautiful. Right now 0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:44.800 I am dealing with well, right now, I'll just say this. 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:48.720 I work at a collision center, but I am dealing 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:53.399 with a knee issue that has prevented me from working. 0:20:56.760 --> 0:21:02.119 I'm going through lawyers in regards to the injury because 0:21:02.160 --> 0:21:07.080 the company or the UH insurance adjusture doesn't want to 0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:07.600 pay for it. 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:15.880 So are you still? I mean to get all right, 0:21:16.440 --> 0:21:20.520 if we can get into this for a second, I mean, yeah, look, 0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:29.320 chising on people's pizzas is really fucked up. He's really 0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:34.280 fucked up. What do you are you? I can't. I 0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:38.760 don't even do you? Do you still do fucked up 0:21:38.800 --> 0:21:39.359 ship like that? 0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:42.680 No? 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:46.000 Not at all. Actually, I've been more tame since I've 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:51.080 been married. It's calmed me down a lot. I used 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:52.119 to be more crazier. 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:54.679 You're how long have you been married for? 0:21:55.640 --> 0:22:00.320 I've been married. Let's see. I think it's about to 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:02.919 going on two years now, does she know that. 0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:04.920 You used toges on people's pizzas? 0:22:05.280 --> 0:22:09.119 Oh yeah, my best friend, uh basically confirmed it and 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:12.119 I told her about it. She said, that fucked up. 0:22:12.160 --> 0:22:15.439 Why would you do that? The simple answer is because 0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:16.760 people are answered. 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:21.639 You still really haven't answered my question to the degree 0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:25.400 that I feel satisfied with, which is, what did these 0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:27.240 people fucking do to make you on a jiz on 0:22:27.280 --> 0:22:29.879 their pizza? Like you like, I mean, give me a 0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:33.560 specific scenario or a story like so far, you're just 0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:37.040 you just give me general answers to this question, all right. 0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:42.159 So one specific answer would be I go to somebody's house. 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:45.400 It's in the it's in the backwoods right of the 0:22:45.440 --> 0:22:49.359 town that I lived in, and it was hard to 0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:51.560 get there to begin with because it's all rockey and 0:22:51.600 --> 0:22:53.240 the car that I had at the time was kind 0:22:53.240 --> 0:22:55.600 of a It wasn't the best in the world, but 0:22:55.680 --> 0:23:00.160 it was you know, motor transportation. Go knocking on their door. 0:23:00.560 --> 0:23:03.920 They have this scowl look that just made you want 0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:07.960 to go, oh god, why, And. 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:11.720 You know you can't get You can't jiz on someone's 0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:13.440 pizza because they look. 0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:16.960 Mean, no, no, no, I understand that, but that's why 0:23:16.960 --> 0:23:22.800 I'm getting to that point. So they basically just after 0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:25.520 I opened the door, they opened the door. They just 0:23:25.560 --> 0:23:27.720 start yelling at me like. 0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:29.120 Why the fuck do you say? 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.480 So there's a lot of explosives. 0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:34.119 Why the fuck did you take some goddamn long, motherfucker? 0:23:34.320 --> 0:23:35.919 I swear to God, I should shoot you right in 0:23:35.920 --> 0:23:39.480 the fucking throat right now. I'm like, whoa, whoa, Okay, 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:42.880 I'm sorry that it took this or you. 0:23:42.840 --> 0:23:44.639 Know it took so long. There is this this this 0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:45.439 going on. 0:23:45.720 --> 0:23:47.760 That I don't give a fuck as I should beat 0:23:47.800 --> 0:23:50.040 you up and have like piples brick your throat out 0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:52.200 right now. I don't give a fuck. I want a 0:23:52.280 --> 0:23:54.520 goddamn refund. I want this, I want that. 0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:56.280 And I'm like, oh, yeah, you're getting your. 0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:56.840 Ship just on. 0:23:57.640 --> 0:23:59.600 So wit a minute, So how did okay, but if 0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:03.120 you were already at the door with the pizza, how 0:24:03.160 --> 0:24:07.240 did you then jizz on the pizza? So were you were? You? 0:24:07.320 --> 0:24:07.399 Like? 0:24:07.440 --> 0:24:10.080 Hold on, I have more, I have a coupon in 0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:12.600 my car. I'll be right back. Well. 0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:15.240 He tried to de escalate the situation by saying, you know, 0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:17.679 I can see I can talk to my manager and 0:24:17.720 --> 0:24:20.840 see you know, since you're very displeased, if you would like, 0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:23.040 you know, to have a refunded in any way, shape 0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:24.920 or form, or get in contact with them so we 0:24:24.920 --> 0:24:26.480