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Speaker 2: No, I've got to go to Saint Juie just like

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Speaker 2: I'm a man of the people. Man. Look, I understand

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Speaker 1: Okay, but no, hold on, hold on. So at the

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Speaker 1: very end of the show, when we give it, it's

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Speaker 1: called my lock and it's called your take it to

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Speaker 1: All right, So to start a segment, it just makes

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Speaker 1: today's show, we're gonna try a segment. Holy shit, this

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Speaker 1: is gonna be crazy, but we'll just go. I'll go,

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Speaker 1: all right, are we ready for it? In the show?

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna go one, two, three, boom, and we go.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say the segment is lock it up, and

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Speaker 1: I hit the and then I'll this will be bootlegged

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Speaker 1: and then I'm just gonna hit this crap and then boom.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's practice. Let's practice.

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Speaker 1: You ready, all right, I'll just start it with I'll

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Speaker 1: lock it up. Okay, all right, end of the show, guys,

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Speaker 1: let's all lock it.

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Speaker 2: Up and take it to the bank.

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Speaker 1: we go that's more. Okay, we've done it night years.

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Speaker 2: I've already given you the Dolphins minus thirteen and a

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Speaker 2: I told you bet at early because it's just gonna

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Speaker 2: go up. It hadn't gone up. I don't know what's

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Speaker 2: now it's up to seven because it does not look

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Speaker 2: like Deshaun Watson is going to play.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what are you sleeping in Cleveland at night?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? How do you know?

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Speaker 2: Well, the reason I saw that is because they signed PJ. Walker.

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Speaker 1: Yes, ra have a mistress, And.

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Speaker 2: That tells me that they wouldn't sign another quarterback if

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Speaker 1: Last second thing? Because you think, why do you call

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Speaker 1: Like me, if there was an audio producer sitting behind me,

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Speaker 1: that would mean I'm probably sick, not doing.

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Speaker 2: Well, right, Yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You so say somebody's sitting behind you, like when

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Speaker 1: Todd Chrislely filled in for you, If he was sitting

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Speaker 2: You know, right exactly. It means I'm probably gonna be

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, we're gonna have somebody back up lunchbox. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna pick Todd Christly punch smash cut. Two years later,

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, all right, all right, Steve Brown's does Shawn

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Speaker 2: watching nailed it? As it happens, Hey edit that out.

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Speaker 2: After talking for five hours, you start drunk. Brown's Deshaun Watson,

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Speaker 2: sat out Wednesday's practice. We'll see about today's. That was

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about other eras and stuff in American history.

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Speaker 2: I had to lift him all over Vegas. Oh, you

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Speaker 2: Is that how you do it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Arnold's not here today. He's at Saint Jude this weekend.

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Speaker 1: They're having a conference. You're going as well.

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Speaker 2: I will be heading out to Saint Jude today.

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Speaker 1: Arnold went early because he's not paid really by US

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Speaker 2: The Pitts will be there at Saint Jude.

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Speaker 2: that's it, man, Morgan, I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Morgan's going, Morgan's going, Abby, Abby, Yes,

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Speaker 2: Arnold's there, Abby's there, Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Why did I ask? We're gonna do it live for Bill?

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Speaker 2: O'Reilly? We ah the world two three so loser? What up? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports suck,

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Speaker 1: It is the sizzle master. I'm feeling it today. I

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Speaker 2: Happy weekend, Happy weekend, And it was not a happy day.

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Speaker 2: As the Kansas Jayhawks have had some sanctions filed against

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Speaker 2: when in reality, it was all an Adidas rogue employee

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Speaker 2: And finally, after years and years of back and forth

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Speaker 2: the offense, Mark Emerate or whatever the hell your name

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Speaker 2: is on your witch hunt coming after the greatest basketball

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Speaker 1: Yes this is Mark Emritt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the Kansas Jayhawks rock chuk jhug k Listen. Now

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Speaker 2: they have said we're not gonna be suspended from any

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Speaker 1: Was that the year at predicted they're gonna win it.

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Speaker 2: No, that was the year of COVID. You predicted we

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Speaker 2: Am wearing my Kansas sweatshirt today in solidarity. I am

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Speaker 2: sorry now Bill self and the Kansas Jayhawks. The banner

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: No, if it's been ruled, I agree with you guys.

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Speaker 2: No listen, we listen. Do I think we paid the players?

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Speaker 2: Do I think Bill self knew that Adidas was paying

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have a room on the same floor, and

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Speaker 2: and get cash. One hundred percent, Bill Self knew one percent.

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Speaker 2: Are assistant coaches knew one hundred percent. They did it.

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Speaker 2: Guess what. Everybody does it. Everybody does it. Duke does it.

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Speaker 2: But they weren't gonna go after Mike Krzyzewski because, oh,

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Speaker 2: and we're not gonna go after Duke. He would never

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Speaker 2: smear Coach K's name in the mud. But Coach K

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Speaker 2: has left the NCAA. He has left at the right time,

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Speaker 2: at the right tile. Self has hung on for too long.

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Speaker 1: So all these ghosts and goblins and skeletons in his

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Speaker 2: They came out, so what Yeah, guess what people pay players.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing And that's why this whole thing blown out

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Speaker 1: That's why Reggie Bush should get his heisman.

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Speaker 2: Give him the damn heisman back. Well, so you're gonna

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Speaker 2: take down the banners. So when those players from the

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Speaker 2: the raptor, it's like their team never existed.

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Speaker 1: Get it from Drake May because he's gonna have it.

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Speaker 1: Then give it back to Reggie. Oh, he's gonna win

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Speaker 1: the Heisman against the U. It'll be his Heisman moment

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Speaker 1: this week and Mark Emerick and Crystal Ball the guy

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Speaker 1: be anointed Heisman with his Charles Woodson moment.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I saw that Crystal Ball coach say, oh, we

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Speaker 2: you mean you don't practice it?

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Speaker 1: I knew it was a man thing. He's a military guy.

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Speaker 2: Probably, like what what you don't you've never thought, oh,

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Speaker 2: we should do the victory formation ever in your life?

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Speaker 1: Good morning happy Crankmas. I'm Happy Friday.

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Speaker 2: Very weird, but yeah, so yeah, guys, Kansas is a

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, odd, good, gosh, god god. So yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but we're doing a radio thon in

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Speaker 2: an email. Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: We are at the headquarters right now.

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Speaker 2: Paul Fattus has a question.

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Speaker 1: We will be by. We will be the ones that

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Speaker 2: We will be making a spreadsheet of who wants to

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Speaker 1: Actually, we hired a company.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it was so freaking annoying. It was just like.

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Speaker 1: Is this breaking? No? No, I don't do that crap

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Speaker 2: know kat Dick already found a girl that he's gonna

433
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,480
Speaker 2: shack up with. And they were going back and forth

434
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,919
Speaker 2: and they heard it on the pod and they were

435
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,600
Speaker 2: laughing about it, like, oh, we're famous now, and they

436
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:22,560
Speaker 2: were feeling good about each other. Then we got another email.

437
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 2: Let me go to the email. Hold on, you can

438
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:25,199
Speaker 2: go to it.

439
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:28,680
Speaker 1: Allow me to say this, guys, remember freshman year in college.

440
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't have this experience. So I'm not empathetic. I'm sympathetic.

441
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,920
Speaker 1: But you remember trying to meet people girls guys? Yeah,

442
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,720
Speaker 1: I do you remember that process? I mean did it

443
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,199
Speaker 1: all work out? Not always, but it mean did it

444
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:41,840
Speaker 1: work out for you?

445
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:42,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

446
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,560
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I'm saying. You didn't know who your

447
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,320
Speaker 1: dorm rate was gonna be. He ended up being a

448
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,720
Speaker 1: cool guy. Wow, he's on the football team. We didn't

449
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 1: have girls in our dorm. Did you have them on

450
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 1: your floor?

451
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,320
Speaker 2: I had girls on my floor. I had girls directly

452
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,600
Speaker 2: across the hall from me, diagonal from me to the right,

453
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,520
Speaker 2: Dianal to me, the left, right, next door to the left,

454
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,240
Speaker 2: and there was dudes to the right. And I will

455
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 2: say that my roommates, when you say that they work out,

456
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,679
Speaker 2: they did not work out. I first of all, I

457
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 2: started out with at Chisholm Hall at the University of

458
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,199
Speaker 2: Texas at San Antonio. And I get the letter in

459
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 2: the mail says, Hey, your roommate is David Diaz.

460
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 1: I've been accepted.

461
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 2: He's from shirts Texas and here's his phone number so

462
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,560
Speaker 2: you can give him a call.

463
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 1: Same with me.

464
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 2: So I'm like cool, So I'm a call up David DZ. Hey, man,

465
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,400
Speaker 2: what's up? Man? Hey, nice to meet you. David is Gibbles.

466
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, you know, what are you gonna bring? I

467
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 2: can bring the microwave, all right? You got a TV?

468
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 2: You can bring the TV? Cool you bring a TV?

469
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,959
Speaker 1: Bring all right?

470
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 2: Cool Man? Was nice meeting you. Yes, uh oh, what

471
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 2: do you have a question for me?

472
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

473
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,080
Speaker 2: He goes and DS says, hey, Jason, do you party?

474
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: What do you mean do I?

475
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 2: And I was like, what do you mean? He's like,

476
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 2: do you like to party?

477
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm down brother.

478
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, sure. Man goes good because I like

479
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 2: to party. What you know about road alright? Cool man,

480
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 2: I'll see at the dorm in a couple of weeks. Man,

481
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 2: nice being you, doculator?

482
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: Bye?

483
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,199
Speaker 2: Cool man? All right. So's that's David Diaz, you know.

484
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, whatever, it's cool. We're gonna We're gonna

485
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 2: be cool, you know. And I show up and I

486
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 2: went to roadrunner camp. It's like the freshman camp, like

487
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 2: where you go meet a bunch of people, so you

488
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,479
Speaker 2: move in a couple of days early, go and then

489
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 2: you come back.

490
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: This is beautiful. This is all playing into what I

491
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: was trying to say with the Facebook page. Continue and

492
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,199
Speaker 1: so because I know nobody, because Lord and Kathleen too

493
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: similar to people going to the convention. Yes, continue, you know,

494
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: nobody preach, preach my man, Amen, Amen, hallelujah. So I

495
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 1: am like cool, like no problem, and so I move

496
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: in and I put all my stuff on my side

497
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 1: of the room.

498
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 2: I say by to my parents. I'm like, I'm gonna

499
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 2: go to Roadrunner Camp and make a bunch of friends.

500
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,439
Speaker 2: Let's go. Let me see your Roadrunner.

501
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 1: Hey see it, brother, I'll see you in a month.

502
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 3: What if everybody and we go to Hunt, Texas where

503
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,719
Speaker 3: they hold the camp Roadrunner Camp, and in his freaking

504
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,400
Speaker 3: fantastic have the time of my life, met so many

505
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 3: freaking people out of blast.

506
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 2: Then I get back to my room and David Diaz

507
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: has moved in.

508
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:12,959
Speaker 1: He was naked.

509
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 2: No, but David Diaz had a bunch of posters on

510
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,719
Speaker 2: the wall and they were all very blurry, and I

511
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 2: was like, what in the world are those on my wall?

512
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 1: So I snapped one off, and.

513
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 2: So once you turn off the light, they they they

514
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,360
Speaker 2: formed like mushrooms and stuff in the black light.

515
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: Ah, I didn't know where you were going in that direction.

516
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 2: So this kind so the only way you could tell

517
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 2: what his posters were was when you had the black

518
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 2: light on or else. They were just jumbled like messes.

519
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 2: And then you turn the lights off, and he turned

520
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 2: the black light on, and then they were hey, man,

521
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,679
Speaker 2: you like vegetables, cool man? And so on.

522
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: My I saw some weird shit.

523
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Like I was kind of hallucinating. Man, all right,

524
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 2: cool man. So he likes he likes light with a

525
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 2: black No problem, no problem, you know what I'm saying, Like.

526
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: Cool, I might have been out, but continue.

527
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just day one.

528
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 1: Man.

529
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 2: And then so I'm like, on your form, you request like, oh,

530
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 2: what do you like? You want? I want a non smoker?

531
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 2: I want Well, guess what. David Diaz was a smoker.

532
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 2: He had his cigarettes and he smelled like smoke and

533
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: he smoked all the time. Awesome. Cool, So I got

534
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 2: a smoker when I said I want a non smoker,

535
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 2: No problem, not a big deal.

536
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: But you never got a serial killer, is what I'm saying.

537
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: The school organized that for you. We're organizing this for

538
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,479
Speaker 1: the sore Losers Convention. There ain't nothing wrong with shacking

539
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: up and sharing a room. We all did it freshman year.

540
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 1: Why are we so too good for it at thirty eight. Yeah,

541
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with it. So I'm saying there's nothing

542
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 1: wrong with the rest of my case. Yes, lawyers, thanks guys,

543
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: that I win the case.

544
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 2: So then I it was just awkward. Like he had

545
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 2: a girlfriend that was still in high school, so she

546
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 2: would come to the dorm room sometimes and it was

547
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: just awkward. So I would just leave it. And then

548
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 2: if I was in the room he would get back

549
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 2: from class, he would just leave. It's total exact opposite.

550
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 2: It's and the dude, the dude couldn't remember anything. I'm

551
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 2: dogging like a chick would call and he'd be like,

552
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 2: hey man, some girl called you, but I'm her name

553
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: started with a consonant.

554
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: Not a vowel because he was high.

555
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, cool man, and he's like, yeah,

556
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 2: I'm like cool, all right, thanks man.

557
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: Uh.

558
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 2: And then he would smoke weed in the room. Okay, okay,

559
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 2: this is where I'm like, all right man, Like he

560
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 2: had his little one hitter, you know, and I'm like, hey, man, like,

561
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 2: if you're gonna smoke, just go outside. I don't give

562
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 2: a damn if you smoke, right, don't do in the

563
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 2: dorm room.

564
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: Right. Not if you just cracked the window and he's

565
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: doing it by the window.

566
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have minded that. Fine, whatever, but we're right

567
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: on the first floor, right by the front walkway. You

568
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 2: can't all all right, oh speaking alright, couch, we're gonna

569
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 2: hear all about freshman Angela the Ra. But have you

570
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 2: met a serial killer yet? Not?

571
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: Yeah? I rest my case, Okay.

572
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 2: Angela the Ra says, hey, can you come to my

573
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 2: room for a minute, big boobs cute? Nah, short chick.

574
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 2: I don't know whatever happened to her? Uh, And I'll

575
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 2: go in there. And she's like, hey, So Vanessa and

576
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 2: Rachel are complaining because they think that you guys are

577
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 2: smoking in the room. And it's good because you have

578
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 2: a hard wall, which is a brick wall and then

579
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 2: a soft wall. It's going through the soft wall and

580
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 2: it's smelling up their room.

581
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: Damn. It's very side with that at the apartment people

582
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:30,959
Speaker 1: below us.

583
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 2: We're good now, And I'm like, ah, no, man, I

584
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 2: don't know anything about that. I don't know what you're

585
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 2: talking about. You though, because if if anything happens, you

586
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 2: both can get kicked out of school. You could for

587
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 2: his Yeah, if I'm not if I know about it,

588
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 2: and I don't say anything.

589
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: But because you were partaking.

590
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 2: They think I'm you know, they all know. So I'm like,

591
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about that. I don't know anything

592
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:49,959
Speaker 2: about that.

593
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: I'll walk the line right here, all right, cool? Cool.

594
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: Then I get a note from the housing office. Hey,

595
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 2: you need to come by the housing office. Oh shit,

596
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: and I'm like, h here we go, like and this

597
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: is you know, this is how many weeks in are we?

598
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: Two and a half weeks into school. That's nerve wracking, dude,

599
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 2: I am brand new, like two weeks into school, two

600
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,959
Speaker 2: and a half weeks and it's just like, this is

601
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 2: so freaking awkward. And so the head of the housing

602
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 2: director starts talking to me about it and I'm like

603
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: all right, yeah, you know, he probably got some stuff

604
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: in there, and they're like all right, you know, but

605
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to tell him it was you, dude.

606
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: You so you no.

607
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: You didn't nark, not off, nark, soft nark. I said,

608
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 2: excuse me, I've smelled some green. They said, yeah, if

609
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: we if anything happens, we're gonna have to tell him

610
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: you told us.

611
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: Don't use my name or like this, call me gibbles.

612
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: And I said, this ain't n I l You ain't

613
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 2: using my name. You ain't telling him ship Is.

614
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: That where you keep up with your fake name? Tell

615
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: him lunch box?

616
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 2: No, I said, I tell him straight up. I said,

617
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 2: never mind. I don't know what you're talking about. Nothing

618
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 2: in there, nothing in there.

619
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: But I ain't. Ain't in it all.

620
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 2: Hey, we're gone. We're gone, We're done. We ain't doing this.

621
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: We're gonna make like a tree and leave.

622
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: You know, I ain't Phil. What's the deal.

623
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 2: Hey, we're gonna make like a banana and split. You

624
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 2: know what I mean?

625
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: Like, No, my name's Pal, I'm out.

626
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not playing that game. We ain't. We ain't

627
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 2: blaming me for nothing.

628
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: My name's John so Long.

629
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not blaming me for nothing. And so two

630
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 2: days later, I'll go into freshman biology. Three hundred and

631
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 2: fifty people in the auditorium, Me and Wendy stir.

632
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: We walk in and what are we dissecting a mushroom?

633
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 2: Man? I sit down and I hear from the front

634
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 2: of the class, Jason Gibble. Jason Gibble news travels fast

635
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 2: and I look at Wendy. I said, oh shit, that's me.

636
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 2: So I walk down there and it's a note and

637
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 2: I get back to my scene and I open it up.

638
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: It's from the Utsa Police Department.

639
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: Damn. So it's now escalated from r to housing department

640
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: to police.

641
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: Yes, we need you to come by the station after

642
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: your classes today.

643
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: Snap.

644
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: Are you freaking kidding?

645
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: Mede?

646
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 2: This is two and a half weeks into my freshman

647
00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 2: year of college.

648
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: Did you did you consider going on the run?

649
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: I thought about with drawing from school and moving back home.

650
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. And so I'm like, oh my god,

651
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 2: oh my god, like what And so the rest of

652
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: the day, you know what I mean. I have three

653
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 2: classes that day. It's a Monday, Wednesday, Friday class heavy load,

654
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 2: and I am just sitting there going, oh my god,

655
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 2: oh my god, oh my god all day, all day.

656
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 2: And so I get into my class and I go

657
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: by there.

658
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: The meeting is that day.

659
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 2: Well, I go to the police station. I'm like, hey,

660
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 2: I got this note that I think you don't want to

661
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 2: talk to me. I'm here to turn over myself and

662
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, and they say take me into a room.

663
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 2: One of the cops is talking to me. He's like, hey, man,

664
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: we don't want you to get kicked out of school.

665
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: I'll and he was like, uh no, sir, I just

666
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: got a couple of questions.

667
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, man, dude, like what do you want

668
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 2: me to do? You want me to wear a mic?

669
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 2: You want me to wear a wire?

670
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: I'll do it.

671
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,239
Speaker 2: And he's like, no, no, just tell me what's going on.

672
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, nothing, man. He's like, look, you won't

673
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: get any trouble. You can tell us it can be.

674
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, you know what, Like, I'm

675
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 2: just gonna do it. I'm not gonna get I'm not

676
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 2: getting kicked out of school. So I was like, listen, yeah,

677
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 2: he probably smokes in the room. He's probably got some stuff.

678
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 2: I know, he's on probation for weed already from like

679
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 2: regular life. And they're like, what time does he get

680
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 2: out of What time does he get home?

681
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: Time does he get up noon?

682
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, he gets up about noon. I said, he'll get

683
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: out of class about three fifty.

684
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: What's his favorite time of the day. I don't know,

685
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: four twenty.

686
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 2: And they said, okay, he gets out at three. He

687
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: walks in the door at three fifty. He goes, we're

688
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: gonna be there at four o'clock to search the room.

689
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: Oh, you set up a state operation on your own door.

690
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: And he's like, I need you to draw me a

691
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 2: diagram of your door.

692
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: Broon, never been the best artist.

693
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is freaking unbelievable.

694
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: Dude. You were involved in a full on investigation. Two

695
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: weeks into call.

696
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 2: Two weeks into college. Dude, you're just like, what the

697
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: And everybody's thinking, Oh, he's such a nark, he's such

698
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 2: a no. This is what people are thinking. On the

699
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 2: they're listening to this right now thinking, oh, want to sellout?

700
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: No, But I mean you almost have to, dude.

701
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 2: At some point, you're eighteen, you don't know David Diaz,

702
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: and you're just like, I ain't going down for this

703
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 2: fool like and they intimidate you that they're gonna kick

704
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: you out of college and you're like, oh my god, so.

705
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: So they had you, Hey, draw us a diagram. It's

706
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: a square.

707
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like bunk beds in a desk like this.

708
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 2: There's a window here, there's a window here, there's the

709
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: sink here there. I mean, what else do you want?

710
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: I have a playboy in that closet. So I got together.

711
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, I am freaking out. I'm freaking out,

712
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I go home and I start playing

713
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 2: Tiger Woods Golf on my computer smart and I and

714
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 2: I call my mom. I'm like, Mom, this is what's

715
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: going down. Oh my god, I got I gotta help

716
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 2: this guy out. I gotta get I gotta help him out.

717
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: So so you call home, first person to answer the phone.

718
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 3: What if everybody's box here.

719
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: Not you?

720
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 2: I need mom, I need mom, I need mo. And

721
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 2: she's like, well, do you do you know where he

722
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: keeps any of his stuff? I was like no, but

723
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 2: I can look. Well, god nang, he has a lock

724
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 2: box and it needs a key. I ain't got no

725
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 2: damn key. I am no key. So I can't do anything.

726
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: Well, tell the police to bring in the wire cutter.

727
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 2: No no, So I wrap it up in my dirty

728
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 2: clothes and take it to my car.

729
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: His lock box, yeah, his box. Whatever the hell's in

730
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: this box?

731
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: Because I know I've seen him open it and I'm like,

732
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: all right, there's stuff on there.

733
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: Now, your fingerprints are all over dude.

734
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: Hey, this is what I start thinking. I'm like, you

735
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 2: know what, I'm gonna go throw this stuff in the

736
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,479
Speaker 2: dumpster and trying to get rid of anything that I

737
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: can that won't get him in trouble because I am

738
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: feeling so guilty. I'm trying to get read of the gun.

739
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 2: I'm feeling so guilty. You're the worst criminal ever right now.

740
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 2: I'm feeling so guilty about like everything that's going down.

741
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, I don't want this guy to get

742
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 2: in trouble.

743
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: And so he gets done at three point fifty and

744
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: they're coming in four What time is it now? All right?

745
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god.

746
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: Fuck.

747
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,479
Speaker 2: So then I look under his bed and there's like

748
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 2: fifty empty beer bottles. I'm like, oh my god, it's

749
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: an idiot from you, no from him, I'm like an

750
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: alcoholic d I'm like, you don't just throw them away

751
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: when you're done, Like, why are you saving these?

752
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,479
Speaker 1: You find a dead body?

753
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: And so I wrap them up in my comforter, take

754
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 2: it out to the car. Ah. His lock bang was

755
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 2: like a little briefcakese just so you can see. It

756
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: was brown and it had two little brown stripes on it.

757
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was like some huge ass log box.

758
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 2: And so it wasn't like a safe yeah. So I

759
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 2: drived an apartment complex off campus. I rode my car

760
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 2: into a river like added like I was going to

761
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 2: do laundry, you know. I took my laundry basket and

762
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: then my comforter, like I'm going like and I'm like

763
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 2: in my head, this is what I'm thinking. I am thinking,

764
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: Holy s these cops are probably watching me, and they're

765
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: gonna pull my ass over and they're gonna search my car,

766
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: and I'm going to go down for this cracker.

767
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: Really it's Johnny and Billy dipshit, oh like grad students.

768
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I'm just like, all right, I do it.

769
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 2: I drive and I throw it all the way and

770
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 2: I come back. I mean I came back and doing

771
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 2: my laundry really quick, which was probably a stupid now

772
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 2: that I think about it. It only took me about

773
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: twelve minutes to go do my laundry. Not great on

774
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 2: the timeline. Not great. And I come back in the

775
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 2: room and I'm just sitting there. I'm just sitting there

776
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 2: and I'm sitting there. Oh my god. Three point fifty

777
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: the door closes and I said, look, man, you got

778
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 2: about ten minutes. They're coming to search this place. You

779
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: need to get your shit out of here. And I mean,

780
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 2: so he came home, yeah, three fifty yes, And you

781
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: want to talk about turning ghost white, This dude turned

782
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 2: ghost white. What was his last name, Rodriguez David dies Shirts, Texas.

783
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god. And so he couldn't

784
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 2: remember to tell me a chit called if it started

785
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 2: with a vowel or a consonant. And but he remembered

786
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,439
Speaker 2: everywhere he had that shit hidden. He had an alien mask.

787
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 2: He pulled it out of both eyes, the mouth. He

788
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: opened the bottom of his alarm clock where the batteries

789
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 2: are supposed to go, pulled it out of there, grabbed

790
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 2: some pipes, threw it, flushed it down the toilet, took

791
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 2: the pipes out, threw them in the woods.

792
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: Here put this in your buttole Oh.

793
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,760
Speaker 2: At three point fifty seven he was out.

794
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: Of there, gone good timeline.

795
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 2: Four o'clock. Knock, knock, knock. Guess who's the only one there.

796
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 1: I'm guessing you me. Oh, here we go.

797
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 2: They throw me in handcuffs. What and they put me

798
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 2: in the hallway and they just destroy that room. I mean,

799
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,760
Speaker 2: they take the trash and dump it all over the floor.

800
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 2: They flip all the bed cushions out, what the I

801
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 2: mean they had to like they were freaking about the bus.

802
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: Pablo Escabar, You're not a Osama bin Laden.

803
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: Escobar, Pablo Escobar. And I mean they are flipping everything,

804
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 2: dump it, and they don't find anything. But at that time,

805
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: the phone keeps ringing, ringing, ringing. Every three minutes, the

806
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 2: phone rings.

807
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 1: Your dorm phone, Yes, great, it's your mom.

808
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 2: Call No, it's David Daz. He went to someone else's room,

809
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 2: was calling to see if they were gone yet.

810
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: So it's obvious.

811
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 2: I mean he called like fifteen times in the I mean,

812
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 2: this is We're pretty popular. So you gotta imagine two

813
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 2: and a half weeks into school, I'm in the hallway

814
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 2: on the ground in handcuffs.

815
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: But that's good street credit for the chicks, yes, but

816
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 1: not good for you.

817
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 2: But every person in that door is walking by me

818
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 2: looking at me like, what the hell this dude do?

819
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,240
Speaker 2: What did this dude? Dude? And they're there for David Diaz.

820
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 2: They there for me, but he's gone and they leave,

821
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 2: and guess what, they don't clean up. They destroy your room,

822
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 2: but they don't clean up shit. They didn't find shit,

823
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: They didn't find things because I had done some dumping

824
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 2: and then adult David Das, you got ten minutes to

825
00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 2: get rid of your shit. And I go with Gabby

826
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 2: and Gig We're gonna go get something to eat. That's

827
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: the end.

828
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 1: Or do we take a break.

829
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 2: No, we're gonna go get somebody eating. We're walking down

830
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 2: the hall to go to their car and David Das

831
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 2: comes walking down the hall.

832
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys got any taco bell.

833
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, man, I'm hungry too. And he goes, hey,

834
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to reimburse me for that briefcase. And he

835
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 2: looks at me and he goes, hey, man, don't worry

836
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: about it. I'll help you clean up.

837
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: Thanks.

838
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 2: And am I help me clean up? You better clean

839
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: the damn thing up yourself. So me and Gabby and

840
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 2: Gigi we went to eat at Denny's and.

841
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: We got great breast.

842
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 2: Gabby, uh she did. She had some big move.

843
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: I know something can make me happy.

844
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 2: And so we go eat and we come back and

845
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 2: me and David were in the room and he's like, man,

846
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 2: I really appreciate you.

847
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 1: Damn okay, I really appreciate what you did for ye.

848
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 2: And he was like, that was really cool, and I

849
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, man, that's awesome, But this us being roommates,

850
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 2: I don't think it's really gonna work out. I think

851
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: you're gonna need to move out. And so next day

852
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 2: David went to the housing place and they moved his

853
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 2: ass out to the third floor.

854
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: But it works for you, so I had my own

855
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 1: room whole first semester. Oh, they may have moved him out,

856
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: I'll moved his ass.

857
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 2: Faller, that's a power move. I said, David, you're gonna

858
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: go to them and tell him you need to move out.

859
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 2: I ain't moving, but you need to go. So he

860
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: moved to the third floor.

861
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: With all that said, hopefully that doesn't happen to you

862
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: with dorming up at the Sore Losers Convention.

863
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. The Coaches Convention people aren't crazy like that.

864
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: That's why they go on sale today at noon Central time.

865
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: You can buy everything. You can buy your prints ticket,

866
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 2: you can buy bowling, you can freaking buy the party bus.

867
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Speaker 2: Let's go. It is all going down MLK Day weekend.

868
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 2: You gotta get your tickets starting at noon Central. And

869
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 2: we have the post on the Facebook page about roommates,

870
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 2: about roommates and here's another one. Hey, it's Mark Go

871
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:57,240
Speaker 2: from the Bronx Lunch. Hope that COVID situation is improved. Listen, gentlemen,

872
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,959
Speaker 2: this weekend, my local minor league hockey team is starting,

873
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 2: and I'm excited. Shout out to the dan Berry hat Tricks.

874
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: If you ever get a chance to see a minor

875
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 2: league hockey game, I'm telling you they don't disappoint. Also,

876
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 2: if Katnick is still looking for a place to crash

877
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 2: for the Coaches Convention, tell him to hit me up

878
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 2: your friend Marco from the Bronx.

879
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: Let's go Sorelosers dot com. Somebody asked, so I did

880
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: on the Instagram page. I put up the logo, which

881
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: is dope as hell. I wish we could actually get

882
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: a logo of our show, but it's just for the

883
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: convention and people are saying, where's the link? Micah Dedios.

884
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: The link is sore Loosers dot.

885
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 2: Com, Sore Loosers dot com.

886
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: Just a couple quick questions, Nick Woodard, he said, shout

887
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 1: out my girlfriend. Maybe it will convince her to come. Jordan,

888
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: is this one of the shoutouts we've done her? Now,

889
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: we haven't done that, Jordan heckerd and then I said,

890
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: if y'all don't come, that's her saying she's not ready

891
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: for the next step in your podcast relationship. That's true,

892
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: acting like I was talking about their relations good. That's good,

893
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: that's good. Joke. What the Jennifer C. Bullock has already confirmed?

894
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: She said, we're gonna be there, your bags and their

895
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: louis take days off. This is a great question by

896
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: Taylor Lewis.

897
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 2: Nah wait, wait, that question needs to be answered right

898
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: out of the break. Sorry, Taylor Lewis, we will get

899
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 2: your question now.

900
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, so anyways, hell of a tease, I she said,

901
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: Taylor Lewis, is there a personal is there an amount

902
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: of normal tickets?

903
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 2: Like?

904
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: Will they sell out? And so then I responded, I

905
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: asked the same thing to launch off Mike and was

906
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: given wasn't given a definitive answer.

907
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 2: I do not believe they will sell out.

908
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're telling me if ten thousand people are

909
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: coming there that we can fit them all in for

910
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: the live podcast.

911
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: That would be sold out. Okay, So there is a sellout,

912
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 2: but it's not gonna sell out, Like, we're not gonna

913
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 2: sell out. It's not like it's twenty five people is

914
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I'm hoping. I'm hoping we can get

915
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 2: seventy five people to come to the convention. That will

916
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: be huge. That'll be seventy five losers freaking having the

917
00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 2: time of their life in Nashville.

918
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,479
Speaker 1: And I do like how everything flows together. I'm from here,

919
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: and so I think we have a little bit more cohesiveness.

920
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: We have got a little fluidity, whereas I feel like

921
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: in Vegas we're kind of driving around a little bit. Guys,

922
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if you realize this, this is gonna

923
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: be on one damn street. You're gonna get so hammered.

924
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: And I mean outside of the party bus. Can't you walk?

925
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,720
Speaker 2: You can walk pretty much everywhere.

926
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. People don't understand how accessible

927
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: and mobile that Nashville is nash Vegas.

928
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 2: Excuse me if you're downtown, but you can. You can

929
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 2: stay in an Airbnb in the Gulch, East Nashville, Germantown.

930
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 2: You can do any of those. It's a five eight

931
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 2: minute cab ride, uber ride, whatever you want to do,

932
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 2: scooter ride, It's gonna happen.

933
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: I got some DMS people saying they're gonna tent up

934
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: in our yard. We don't know if the house is

935
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: ready then guys, I'd love to open our doors to

936
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 1: the sore losers Convention Nation. My wife would as well,

937
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: but we're gonna have to pass on those offers.

938
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 2: Oh sorry about that, but I mean, I mean the Preds.

939
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 2: We're going to the Preds right downtown Bridgestone Arena, and dude,

940
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 2: I've been trying to get ready for that Preds game.

941
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 2: So I mean, I've been betting like a homeless man.

942
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 2: I bet on hockey the other night. Okay, okay, this

943
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 2: was not good puck yeah, man, punk yeah. I was like, oh,

944
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 2: let me, let me take a look at it. But Dard, no,

945
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 2: I bet he got his first goal. He did get

946
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 2: his first goal, bless him. So I looked at the

947
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 2: three games and it was the Carolina Hurricanes, the Maple Leafs,

948
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: and the Boston Bruins were the three early.

949
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: Games Boston hot start last year. Are they going to

950
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: continue this year? Right?

951
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 2: And I was like, ah, you know what I mean

952
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 2: that two of the three gamers too crazy. So I

953
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 2: bet the Carolina Hurricanes and the Toronto Maple Leafs. Within

954
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: four minutes of the first period, both of them were

955
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 2: down one to nothing, and I'm like, well, So then

956
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 2: I looked at it and the odds were the best

957
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 2: odds were that the maple Leafs were still gonna win.

958
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 2: They were like minus one fifty to still win, and

959
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 2: Carolina was only like minus one oh five. So they

960
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 2: didn't believe Carolina was still gonna win. So I was like,

961
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 2: all right, screw it, I'm going uh Toronto Maple Leafs

962
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: and Boston Bruins parlay to get my money back.

963
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like chasing.

964
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 2: It was chasing because all of a sudden, I'm in

965
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 2: the fourth or the third period with seven minutes to go,

966
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 2: and the Maple Leaves are down five to three mis goals. Dude,

967
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 2: in five minutes they're gonna get two goals. I'm like,

968
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 2: you've got And so I picked the in the Caroline Hurricanes.

969
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 2: They were up by three at that point or two

970
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 2: or three, so they were gonna win. So I should

971
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 2: have put Carolina and Boston together, but no, I put

972
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: the freaking Maple least. So the Maple Leaves are gonna

973
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 2: cost me both Parlay's the thing you can't say with

974
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 2: betting is should have could have? Would you use the

975
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 2: word shout out.

976
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should have gone to the convention.

977
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna say that if you don't go, you're

978
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: gonna regret it if you do not come. I'm just

979
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 2: gonna tell you that right now. Bring your wife, bring

980
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 2: your boyfriend, bring your girlfriend, bring your mistress. Everybody will

981
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 2: have a fun time. So anyway, are you guys getting

982
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: a hotel downtown? I think so. Four and a half

983
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 2: minutes left to go in the game, Toronto Guard five

984
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 2: for five more. You know what players Matthews, Okay, Matthews,

985
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 2: Austin Matthews.

986
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: You gotta start learning some of these damn names. I know,

987
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: Badard best player in hockey right now. No Crosby, Badard.

988
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: Crosby's in the league eighteen years Badard. It's the change

989
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: into the guard.

990
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 2: Bardard was like ten days ten days old. When Crosby

991
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: made his NHL baby Badard was pooping in Prairie dog holes.

992
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: When Sidney Crosby is rookie of the year, I don't give it,

993
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: but it doesn't matter anyway. I'm still down a goal

994
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 2: and there's two and a half minutes ago. We pull

995
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 2: the goalie. We pull the goalie, and I'm like, great,

996
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 2: open that. Oh my god, this is so stupid.

997
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: When they pull the goalie, there's almost always a goal.

998
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's for the team you're rooting for, or then

999
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: they're down.

1000
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 2: Two dude, and I'm like, this is so oh. Goalie

1001
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 2: saves it. Goalie saves it? How'd he save it?

1002
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: It was up? No, no, when we keep shooting on

1003
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: their goal got it.

1004
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,919
Speaker 2: They were playing the Canadians, I believe, and minutes seven

1005
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 2: to go gone, they believe gone, And I'm like, oh

1006
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 2: my god.

1007
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: Are you watching this or you're watching your phone?

1008
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: Watching my phone?

1009
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you got the hockey peg?

1010
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 2: No, no, no no, And so like seven seconds left,

1011
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 2: Canadians get a great shot, but we blocked the goalie

1012
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 2: blocks it. We're headed overtime. We're headed to overtime three

1013
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 2: on three skating. So then I went on ESPN Plus

1014
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 2: and I turned it on. My wife's like, what the

1015
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 2: hell are you watching hockey for every night?

1016
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: Now we cancel it?

1017
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: And I said, all right, let me let me watch

1018
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,280
Speaker 2: this three on three hockey. Oh my god. The Canadians,

1019
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 2: they were just passing around, passing around. We couldn't get

1020
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 2: it from them, can't get it from they shoot, We

1021
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 2: get it we go down and we are peppering the net.

1022
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: Great opportunity after opportunity. Oh, we hit the post, pass

1023
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:58,800
Speaker 2: the bottom, boom boom, no goals. We're going to a shootout.

1024
00:45:58,880 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: Let's go.

1025
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: Lid's up, all right. Montreal goes first, No, Toronto goes first.

1026
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: Sh Oh, we missed it, missed it. Damn it. Okay,

1027
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 2: and they're offering me a cash out option. They're offering

1028
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 2: me a cash out.

1029
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta hope one of your guys foreskins. It

1030
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: are four hands.

1031
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 2: It Canadians go, we block it, we block it, so

1032
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 2: it's zero zero after one second. Guy goes for the

1033
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: Toronto Maple Leafs Brick City. He hits the post. He

1034
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 2: got it around the goalie, hit it, hit the right post.

1035
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 2: Damn it. Okay, So here go the Canadians.

1036
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 1: Kids. Don't watch your dad.

1037
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 2: He goes and he goes to shoot. He picks up

1038
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 2: his stick and the puck rolls backwards behind understick. No shot,

1039
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,479
Speaker 2: but don't even get a shot off with a score.

1040
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 2: Here we go. Third and final shooter for the Toronto

1041
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 2: Maple Leafs comes, comes, comes, comes, gets real close, flicks

1042
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: it over the glove right into the net. One nothing.

1043
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 2: Maple Leafs stopped this shot. Here come the Canadians. He

1044
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 2: comes down, sh boomer, goalie box it. We win, We

1045
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 2: win buck parlays, We win both barlays. The Toronto Maple

1046
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 2: Leafs and the Carolina Hurricanes win. And the Boston Bruins

1047
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 2: and the Maple Leafs they both won both parlays. Hit.

1048
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 2: I love hockey.

1049
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: I will say high point, but also a low point.

1050
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: Hopefully nobody saw you in your living room.

1051
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: Oh god, dude.

1052
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: If they do the quad cam, I actually wouldn't mind

1053
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 1: buying the hockey package.

1054
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 2: I well, I was. It was ESPN Plus and I

1055
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 2: was at my soccer game and I was checking the scores.

1056
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn it. Oh and we were both we

1057
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 2: were up. Both teams were up in the third period.

1058
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,479
Speaker 2: And I'm like, hell yeah, hell yeah.

1059
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: The best feeling when you're winning a bet.

1060
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm about to win three two parlays.

1061
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 2: And I walked in my car and in the four

1062
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 2: minutes took me to walk my car, the Maple Leafs

1063
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: gave up two goals and they were down one.

1064
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, see that's the worst two and people can

1065
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,439
Speaker 1: read it on your face. Well, guys, when you're winning

1066
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: a bet, my fellas, my ladies, y'all hear me on this.

1067
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: You're winning a bet. Oh hey, yeah, you're great. Let

1068
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: me put it the kid, come on, let's go. You

1069
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: check the phone. All of a sudden, you're the least

1070
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: guy that's talking the least at a party, and everybody's like,

1071
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: what happened to you? Man? Somebody run over your dog.

1072
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, no, I'm losing a bet. But you

1073
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: can't tell them that.

1074
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 2: No, no, you can't. And it was just like and

1075
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 2: then I as I was driving home, I was like, listen,

1076
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 2: I can't bet hockey.

1077
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: Hockey is just it's too unpredictable. It's like baseball, especially

1078
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: the minus four hundreds. Just avoid those all together. Might

1079
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: as well take the underdog.

1080
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean one game I bet the night

1081
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 2: before the opening night, I bet the who did I

1082
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 2: bet someone might one goal and a half? No, I

1083
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 2: bet Vegas. But I bet oh, I bet the Penguins

1084
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 2: minus one and a half.

1085
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: They lost by two. They lost by two. Yeah. Yeah,

1086
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to follow some more hockey because also I

1087
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 1: want to do a little future's bet, but I'm not

1088
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: for sure.

1089
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 2: I did bet on the Vegas Golden Knights to win

1090
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 2: Opening Night and they won.

1091
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: You're gonna say that, Stanley, You're just behind a year

1092
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: on that one.

1093
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I'm just telling you what I've done

1094
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 2: so far. I mean, those are my three hockey bets

1095
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 2: for the year. And it was a hell of a ride.

1096
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: Hey, are we narrowing down to that moment we talked

1097
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: about before in the menu?

1098
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's let's do that right after this break. Okay, question,

1099
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 2: could my kid be a low key genius? And I

1100
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 2: want to tell you why they have show and tell

1101
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 2: at their school? Right, Every Thursday is Show and Tell

1102
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 2: a day and they have a letter of the week

1103
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 2: and they have to bring something and the letter was I.

1104
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 2: So everofish. Everybody is bringing ice cream and iguana, you know,

1105
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 2: like a stuff to guana whatever else you can think

1106
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 2: of with I. And we're naming all this stuff. And

1107
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 2: he goes that, I just want to bring the letter I.

1108
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: What the like?

1109
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 2: We have the alphabet letters, you know what I mean? Yeah?

1110
00:49:59,280 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: I know.

1111
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 2: And he's like, Dad, I'm just gonna bring the letter I.

1112
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: That is so funny, that genius son, And I said, damn,

1113
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 2: he is thinking next level, like he everybody's pulling out

1114
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 2: this ice cream, this, that, and he pulls out the

1115
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: letter I and said.

1116
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: You're playing tatris, they're playing kid legos.

1117
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 2: And and he goes, I because show and tell letter I.

1118
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: And he goes, that is so funny. He goes, everybody's

1119
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,720
Speaker 2: gonna laugh. Is that kid genius or is that kid stupid?

1120
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: I'd say he has the same humor as you. But

1121
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: his funny thing was you were supposed to bring an item,

1122
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: and so he didn't bring an item, and then he

1123
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: just did the first letter that everybody's gonna bring something

1124
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 1: of that first letter.

1125
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 2: He brought the letter I from our alphabet.

1126
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: But did he say I is an I as in me? No?

1127
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 2: No, he just said I brought the letter I like

1128
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,720
Speaker 2: I found it out. Is that level genius?

1129
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: Let him do it?

1130
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yes I did.

1131
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: Do you have a response to this yet or no?

1132
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: He goes, Oh, everybody was hilarious, that's what he says.

1133
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 2: I mean, how do you know? He goes that it

1134
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 2: was great so funny? No idea if that's true or not?

1135
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 2: Ray he's a MENSA member, not like serious like I mean,

1136
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: is that next level funny or is that not is

1137
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 2: it stupid as hell?

1138
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: Coach? What if he couldn't think of an ee word?

1139
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: That could be a trouble ray? I thought he was

1140
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: gonna go with some sort of a betting thing Illinois

1141
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: or something.

1142
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 2: Illinois plus No, Oh, my gosh, there's not a lot

1143
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 2: for Eye.

1144
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: Should think about one right now?

1145
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 2: Ice ice cream like play ice Iguana.

1146
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: I thought about the same ones the kids did.

1147
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:37,959
Speaker 2: Ice pick.

1148
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, let him take to class.

1149
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 2: In Indigo, Indigo, in uh Cleveland and in Paula. Oh,

1150
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 2: he could have brought an Indian.

1151
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: Wow, he could have brought That's all I had.

1152
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 2: I it was tough for eye.

1153
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: Hell of a bit. Coach came to a screeching halt,

1154
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,919
Speaker 1: But damn that was entertaining. Sorry man, all right, are

1155
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: we ready for that thing we talked about before? Yeah,

1156
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: let's lock it up, take it to the bank. It's something. Okay,

1157
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: it's our first segment.

1158
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 2: I mean, you know one segment we should do. We

1159
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 2: should do where are they Wednesday? We tried this back

1160
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 2: in the day. We did it like twice.

1161
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 1: That guy forgot how to do it.

1162
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 2: But people email in and former athletes they wanted like

1163
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 2: an update on we do one a week.

1164
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: You know Hayden Moss Survivor. I'll have to go. He

1165
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 1: was on Big I know him from Big Brother season eight,

1166
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 1: Hayden Moss and I just randomly where are they now?

1167
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,919
Speaker 1: Looked him up. He's an outdoorsman, he's an adventurer, lost

1168
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: some weight, he's got a mustache. Now, he's married. I

1169
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: don't think he has a kid, but he hangs out

1170
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: with his boys. They'll go do elk cunting. It seems

1171
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: like Mountain's Wilderness roughing at Colorado Seabattle.

1172
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 2: He was on Big Brother.

1173
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, so that's aware are they now? I was

1174
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: fascinated by it, but you weren't fascinated.

1175
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 2: Is he still with the girl he was with on

1176
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 2: Big Brother?

1177
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,760
Speaker 1: No, that was Daniel Donado and she's lived in Cali.

1178
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: Just wasn't gonna work geographically. Yeah, but that's a where

1179
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: that's where are you now? Right?

1180
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1181
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: What is the bit?

1182
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 2: Where are they Wednesday?

1183
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: Oh so we do it on Wednesday?

1184
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know. I don't know if that's interesting.

1185
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: There's athletes last we pre record on Tuesday.

1186
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 2: No. No, I'm just saying like it's it's a tough one.

1187
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 2: It's it's weird and it's hard and I don't know,

1188
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 2: but segments are hard because I don't know what we're

1189
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: supposed to talk about. I like, like our lives I

1190
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 2: think are more are interesting and it's funny, and we

1191
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 2: have these stories and I don't know.

1192
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: The average person doesn't have stories. Man, They just go

1193
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: to their dead end job, dead end family. It's very lifeless.

1194
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: So I feel like if we can bring some sort

1195
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 1: of life into their ears three times a week, so

1196
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: be it, God bless uh. As long as you know,

1197
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: as we can keep trucking, let's do it. Yeah, And

1198
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: that's where I was heading on that.

1199
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 2: And ladies, if you're looking for a Facebook troop, if

1200
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 2: you're looking for a roommate, if you go to Sore

1201
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,919
Speaker 2: Losers podcast, there's a link to the Sore Losers Nation

1202
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 2: lady coaches where they can all you can look and

1203
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 2: find other women so you can feel comfortable staying with

1204
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:13,479
Speaker 2: a woman.

1205
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: Some people are already crossing over though.

1206
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that's what Katnick's doing.

1207
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: So there we go. H The bit is we then

1208
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: give a lock and a take it to the bank.

1209
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 1: Are we ready? Yeah? You're ready? Guys? For mine, You're

1210
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: gonna have to wait Saturday, it'll be boring. Maybe just

1211
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: watch some college football, but you move over and it's

1212
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: absolutely beautiful once you get to Sunday. Titans, it's a

1213
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: waffle league. They sucked. They looked terrible last week aast

1214
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: the Colts. Anthony Richardson was bad. He left the game.

1215
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 1: I don't even know where he is at this point

1216
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: in his life. He's gonna be out a month. The

1217
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: Titans couldn't even beat the backup Minshew. But because it

1218
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: is a flip flop league, they now play Lamar Jackson. JK. Dobbins,

1219
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: the writer and also the running back is out for

1220
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 1: the year. The backup Gus Edwards does absolutely nothing, you

1221
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,280
Speaker 1: know what, and the receivers Bateman and the boys Oj

1222
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,319
Speaker 1: Beckham he doesn't even play. I don't even think he's

1223
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: on the practice squad. Give me Titans plus four and

1224
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: all lock it up. I'm gonna bet at money line,

1225
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: so be it no less, God bless lunch over to you.

1226
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 2: All right, Look, I told you earlier in the week.

1227
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 2: It's the Miami Dolphins minus thirteen and a half. You

1228
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 2: can take that to the bank already, that's already taken

1229
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 2: to the bank. Sea Pork I have the Cincinnati Bengals

1230
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 2: at home minus three against the Seahawks. I understand the

1231
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 2: Seahawks are coming off a bye, but I do believe

1232
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 2: the Bengals figured something out in the desert. Joe Burrow

1233
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 2: looked healthy. He was able to move out of the pocket.

1234
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 2: Jamar Chase was always open. He's like seven to eleven, baby,

1235
00:55:56,320 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 2: always open. Ty Higgs maybe out. Hopefully T Higgins is back.

1236
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 2: Joe Mixon loved that.

1237
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: Dude.

1238
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 2: Can't get enough of that. Dude, you got to take

1239
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 2: the Cincinnati Bengals minus three and take it to the bank.

1240
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 2: And there's another one that I'm looking at, and it's

1241
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 2: the Washington Commanders on the road at the Falcons. The Falcons.

1242
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,959
Speaker 2: Desmond Ritter has never lost a college game at home,

1243
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 2: Oh Falcons, and he's never lost an NFL game at home.

1244
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: A stat is a stat is a stat. It ain't

1245
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: the fact of the fact of a fact.

1246
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 2: But you're looking at it as Wow. The Commanders got

1247
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 2: embarrassed by the Bears on Thursday Night Football.

1248
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 1: Forty to twenty.

1249
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 2: That was like thirteen days ago, so they had the

1250
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 2: mini by to get their crap in order. The Falcons,

1251
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 2: I don't understand how they're good. I don't understand how

1252
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 2: they win games. But Jon Rob, they actually threw the

1253
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 2: ball the last week, but I don't think this week

1254
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 2: they can do it. I think the Commander are gonna

1255
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 2: go to Atlanta and win the game.

1256
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: Careful, dude, that boy that's that runner name howl hole

1257
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: ho train. Which quarterbacks name for the Commanders?

1258
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 2: Sam Howell, Yeah, that boy is sure, bro, but he

1259
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 2: can throw the rock. You're better off with me out

1260
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: there height wise behind that line. And I don't know

1261
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 2: why I like the Commanders. They're ugly. It's hard to

1262
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 2: bet on them. I don't trust them. But the Falcons

1263
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 2: are so bad. I don't know how the Falcons win game.

1264
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 2: They are hard to watch. They run the ball. It's

1265
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 2: just nasty. Desmond Rivers not very good. So give me

1266
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 2: the Commanders plus two and a half and you can

1267
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: take it to the bank.

1268
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: The history of Cincinnati, that's all I got. I learned

1269
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: all about man.

1270
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 2: You know the Niners. How I tried to give it

1271
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 2: to you the other day at five It is now

1272
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 2: up to seven and a half.

1273
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: That tells you Deshaun Watson is gonna be getting a

1274
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: massage on his leg. He ain't playing. He is not.

1275
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 2: There is no chance he's playing. God, that's amazing. Hell

1276
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 2: of the show man. Leave it at that.

1277
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: I mean, here, here's how amazing it is. I bet

1278
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: well Scuba's looking for somebody. You're sure you're not missing

1279
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: your ride to Memphis.

1280
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 2: I bet the Niners already and they are offering me

1281
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 2: a cash out more than my original bet.

1282
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: That's deal or no deal before the game starts.

1283
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 2: That means they know you, Shaun Watson is not.

1284
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: They know that I have a good bet. You have

1285
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: an ascending stock.

1286
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 2: I've never seen the cash out more than the bet

1287
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 2: by low Sell High Ray. That's pretty impressive.

1288
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,439
Speaker 1: That's awesome. You don't even have to watch the game.

1289
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 1: I mean, we do want to watch these.

1290
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Speaker 2: I mean we we're gonna watch it, but I am

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Speaker 2: just love sports. Let's check and see if anywhere, if

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Speaker 2: if Deshaun Watson did not practice the any boy it is.

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Speaker 1: Don't look on WU box. It'll take you an hour

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Speaker 1: to find it.

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Speaker 2: I'm just telling.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that is who's that receiver those boys got

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Speaker 1: in Cincinnati. There's some other kid that played great last week.

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Speaker 1: Watch out for him.

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Speaker 2: According to NFL notifications, which I have never known who

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Speaker 2: they are. The browns Q. Deshaun watching Watson is expected

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Speaker 2: to be ruled out Sunday versus the Niners.

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Speaker 1: P J.

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Speaker 2: Walker is expected to start in his cash out. No,

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Speaker 2: you don't cash out, you freaking hammer it hammer the

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Speaker 2: Bucks Boys. Deshaun Watson has a bruised rotator cuff and

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Speaker 2: it takes two to six weeks to fully heal from

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Speaker 2: such an injury. This Sunday would be three weeks. If

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Speaker 2: he feels ready, he's gonna play. According to Pat McAfee.

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Speaker 1: I thought we don't talk about him on this show.

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Speaker 2: No I know. I'm just saying that's all I got.

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Speaker 1: Is it Trenton Irwin or Andre Iosovius that backs up

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Speaker 1: Tyler Boyd and T Higgins?

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Speaker 2: No idea one of them.

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Speaker 1: Boys is good. Watch out for that. No, it's not Irwin.

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Speaker 1: It's uh Andre is sovious. That kid can play some football.

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Speaker 1: It's not him. He only had two targets last week.

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Speaker 2: Loud and get Ready. Rangers Astros battle Texas.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great series, all right, everybody have

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Speaker 2: a good weekend. I gotta go to Saint Jude. Eh,

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Speaker 2: it's Trenton Irwin. Oh, Trenton Irwin, I know him, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean it's it's just Deshaun Wats. I should have

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Speaker 2: bet more, God, I should have bet more.

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Speaker 1: Charlie Jones. I don't even know who the backup for

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Speaker 1: this Bengals team is. Man, I don't either behind t

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Speaker 1: because I was thinking about picking him up. I should

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Speaker 1: I don't panic, dude, I should have bet more though,

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Speaker 1: you can't. But you know what you say, buy low,

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Speaker 1: sell high, bat last, bet more, win money. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Let's play baseball.

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Speaker 2: No you said can't?

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Speaker 1: What should?

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Speaker 2: What should have? All right, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Have a good weekend.

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Speaker 2: We out.

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Speaker 1: Baseball has been great. Baseball has been great, been great.

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Speaker 1: Look at that. Oklahoma's still scoring touchdowns on Texas.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, why are they replaying I don't understand it.

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Speaker 1: You don't realize what cable TV is now? He just

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Speaker 1: replace stuff. Yeah, somebody watches it, that's true McAfee's show,

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Speaker 1: speaking of him, dude, they play a show three times

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Speaker 1: a day. It's funny ESPN News. It's on ESPN, it

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Speaker 1: plays early, it plays late. That's crazy. Actually watched the

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Speaker 1: whole thing. M