Speaker 1: You got some new pussy in the you know what
Speaker 1: that is, or at least what I think it is.
Speaker 2: Uh, that's the American.
Speaker 1: School system, like deep in your like nervous system, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like deep in your fucking membranes.
Speaker 1: You're like, summertime is for for opportunity, it is for
Speaker 1: my freedom. And then you get some pussy in the
Speaker 1: summertime and you go that just hits different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, I might not go back. It's just
Speaker 2: a difference between coke and Mexican coke. What's see in
Speaker 2: the summertime is Mexican coke. And you can quote me online,
Speaker 2: make a T shirt.
Speaker 1: I don't give an put it on his tombstone, none
Speaker 1: of my achievements.
Speaker 2: It lies.
Speaker 1: The wisest man that ever was pussy in the summer
Speaker 1: time is Mexican coke.
Speaker 2: Addictive.
Speaker 3: He didn't say that until much later clarified, My chips.
Speaker 2: In your.
Speaker 3: Quality bears are racists.
Speaker 2: The money, our man turkey stuff. I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: I want to be your man.
Speaker 1: I want to be your man. Yes I do, Yes,
Speaker 1: I do. There it is there.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of my
Speaker 1: mama told.
Speaker 2: Me podcasts where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 2: black conspiracy theories and.
Speaker 1: We finally work to prove whatever conspiracy theories you already
Speaker 1: believe in.
Speaker 2: Come on, we are down to clown. We don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck. Come on, We're just adding another echo to
Speaker 2: the chamber.
Speaker 1: Come on, we are giving you just a few more
Speaker 1: pieces of evidence that you can bring up when you're
Speaker 1: yelling at your girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Come on, we just want you to be right after dinner. Base.
Speaker 2: You don't have a lot, no, but you got this.
Speaker 2: You don't have no money. That's why all are arguing.
Speaker 2: If it wasn't so broke, you'd be at peace. Yeah,
Speaker 2: look at us, we say whatever we want to our girls.
Speaker 2: That's not true. What have you been thinking lately?
Speaker 1: This is something I have been worrying about quite a bit.
Speaker 1: Is I'm worried. I've been thinking that BBLS might be
Speaker 1: a marking of our societal undoing.
Speaker 2: Oh I get that, but wouldn't have it. It would
Speaker 2: have started with titties. I think they try I titties
Speaker 2: and do you feel like titties did not catch on
Speaker 2: in the way that BBLS have.
Speaker 1: I think titties caught. I think the titty technology did
Speaker 1: not catch on well enough.
Speaker 2: That's what I t t tech is. For a lot
Speaker 2: of people don't realize it was I titty tech.
Speaker 1: I titty tech going down to eye titty tech when
Speaker 1: we are improving the titty technology.
Speaker 2: That's why. That's why it's in a strip mall. That's
Speaker 2: where you go to how to put titties and titties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get dermatologists right next door, and then you
Speaker 1: get something at CBS on the corner.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're saying they tried with titties.
Speaker 1: I think titties we were an attempt, but the titty
Speaker 1: technology was not strong enough. But I do think that
Speaker 1: BBL once they figured out, oh we can repurpose the
Speaker 1: literal like body fat into something functional, it changed everything.
Speaker 1: And part of what and hear me out, part of
Speaker 1: what I think it changed was it snatched objectivity away
Speaker 1: from us.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: It no longer is it that you we are all
Speaker 1: in agreement about what a bad bitch is.
Speaker 2: And that didn't exist when I was a boy, an
Speaker 2: agreement about what a bad bitch was.
Speaker 1: Yes, when we were kids A lotless time, yeah, I think,
Speaker 1: but I know I think when we were kids, everybody
Speaker 1: that that was a bad bitch. We all agreed on it.
Speaker 1: There was never like nobody was arguing whether or not
Speaker 1: halle Berry was fine.
Speaker 2: Right, it just was is that Now do you think
Speaker 2: because of first titties obviously now bbls, it's because of
Speaker 2: some of these bad bitches, or maybe exists more outside
Speaker 2: of nature, Like.
Speaker 1: I think, so I think that they're I think they're
Speaker 1: super bitches, but I also think that like it, then
Speaker 1: it's creating this thing where it's like, that's a bad bitch.
Speaker 1: I think, but she works at subway and you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, it's not it's not working through our
Speaker 1: fields tration system.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: And then on top of that, there's all this judgment
Speaker 1: of the quality of the BBL that then makes it
Speaker 1: more complicated for you to even see them as bad
Speaker 1: bitches because because it's not the best BBL. But when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, a fat ass was just a
Speaker 1: miracle on a miracle.
Speaker 2: It's just what God gave you.
Speaker 1: It didn't matter what shape it was. We were just insane,
Speaker 1: like her ass.
Speaker 2: Is huge, that's a miracle literally stopping traffic.
Speaker 1: And now we're like it's fat, but it's not good
Speaker 1: enough for me, right, and it's like, what are you
Speaker 1: looking for? And that's that's crazy, But it is the
Speaker 1: way that we've reshaped society and by removing objectivity. If
Speaker 1: there is no objectivity for bad bitches, there's no objectivity period.
Speaker 2: So what you're saying is it really starts with bad bitches.
Speaker 2: It always starts with bad bitch. They control this song. Damn.
Speaker 2: That's tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't want this to come off as
Speaker 1: it is their fault that we are in the place
Speaker 1: that we're in.
Speaker 2: No, it's just how we We're just just where we
Speaker 2: ended up.
Speaker 1: It's just the programming, it's just where we're end So
Speaker 1: this isn't shaming bad bitches. I'm a fan, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have been for some time. I love your early stuff,
Speaker 1: but I like the Lake cuts too. Listen, there's never
Speaker 1: been an era where I tapped out, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
Speaker 1: There's like Prince. I don't do Prince after some years,
Speaker 1: not bad bitches.
Speaker 2: To celebrate the whole Dispicago, I had the shit on vinyl. Yeah,
Speaker 2: transferred the whole collection of MP three and I'll have
Speaker 2: some new shit in twenty forty five, and I'll upgrade
Speaker 2: to that too.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be one of them old men still playing
Speaker 1: bad bitch music in the car.
Speaker 2: It just sounds better. It just sounds better in here. See,
Speaker 2: y'all don't know nothing about this young blood.
Speaker 1: This is a bad bitch seventy three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough, man. I I it's interesting because it's like,
Speaker 2: uh yeah, that surgically enhanced? It does? It does seem
Speaker 2: like I wonder it doesn't end right because the technology
Speaker 2: only gets better and better? Or does it transfer is
Speaker 2: come up a lot. Does it transfer into robots where
Speaker 2: it's like, now you could just make the perfect robot
Speaker 2: and you don't even have to deal with the person.
Speaker 1: I think that's where it gets scary, right, is that
Speaker 1: once we reach a point where you can replicate all
Speaker 1: of these sort of like women of perfect forms, whatever
Speaker 1: you were, men and men, whatever you decide that is.
Speaker 1: I don't want to make this some sort of like
Speaker 1: loose shaming of anything that you know comes in different
Speaker 1: tastes than flavors. That said, once you can replicate anybody's
Speaker 1: favorite thing, it becomes less their favorite thing and more
Speaker 1: of just like this shared well, it's accessible to all
Speaker 1: of us. And how do you move beyond that robots,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: But then once you're in there, once you are in
Speaker 2: the place of robots, then you're desire becomes unfiltered, and
Speaker 2: then it's like, surely madness is next. That's the worry, right,
Speaker 2: is like we have too much accessibility to all this stuff, right,
Speaker 2: ultimately used to see we see one bad bitch a month, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like crazy, Like yeah, and you were in Chicago, Yeah,
Speaker 2: people in Arkansas, No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they gotta ride four miles just to see a person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fingers cross as a bad bitch, but very unlikely
Speaker 2: bad bitch is two times over. Get the chevy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All them boys in the back of pickup trucks ain't
Speaker 1: all racists.
Speaker 2: Some of them just sometimes they're just horny as hell.
Speaker 2: That's fair. Yeah, I'm with that, you know, it's it's
Speaker 2: a worry. I feel like we've talked about, maybe because
Speaker 2: we've been together for the last two days, that we
Speaker 2: talked about having sexual robots a lot. It's come up.
Speaker 2: It's come up, for sure.
Speaker 1: And I guess what's what's so scary Even if you
Speaker 1: remove the sexuality from it, what's so scary about it
Speaker 1: is that we all are acknowledging. Everybody I'll talk to
Speaker 1: acknowledges how scared they are of robots.
Speaker 2: And we're still going forward.
Speaker 1: There's like six people on the planet who are like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is awesome, and then everybody else is like bro.
Speaker 1: Even the ones that will buy into it are like,
Speaker 1: it kind of scares me, but it's fun and I
Speaker 1: think I can pay my way out of whatever. You know,
Speaker 1: bad thing happens, But everybody scared except six dudes, and
Speaker 1: we're just like, well, we.
Speaker 2: Can't do anything. Man, God damn suck. Have sex with
Speaker 2: your partners, guys, not robots.
Speaker 1: On have sex with and leave them bbls. Leave them
Speaker 1: bbls alone alone. It's Megan Art.
Speaker 2: I ain't tell you what to do it with your body.
Speaker 2: You want to know, you deserve it. You want to
Speaker 2: get a crazy, fat ass, go crazy.
Speaker 1: That's That's not something I want to take away from you.
Speaker 1: I just I just want you to not need that,
Speaker 1: but if you need it.
Speaker 2: But if you need it, I ain't Hey, all right,
Speaker 2: you need it, I'll look at you. You need it,
Speaker 2: I'll look at that, And that's something I'm willing to
Speaker 2: do for you, bad bitch, if you need it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get the bartender when you.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I know, I got it. I'm married, I'm married. Okay, Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we didn't come to talk about this.
Speaker 1: You know, this wasn't the plan, but but we do
Speaker 1: have a voicemail. I'm excited a voicemail. We we debated,
Speaker 1: is it fair to say we had a little bit
Speaker 1: of a debate about this one, but ultimately landed.
Speaker 2: This is a voicemail.
Speaker 1: Know, we simply had to share with everyone around us.
Speaker 1: So so here's what we should do. Maybe we take
Speaker 1: a break and then we'll play this voicemail. If I
Speaker 1: were if I were a betting man, I think that's
Speaker 1: probably fair. We're gonna take a break. When we come back,
Speaker 1: we're gonna hear this very exciting voicemail. More David Moore
Speaker 1: Langston More, Ma, Mama.
Speaker 2: Told me back it up on Terry and back it
Speaker 2: up on us. You think that's what was happening in
Speaker 2: that clip. Not a fire happen.
Speaker 1: This is their reimagined version of Terry, Terry throwing that
Speaker 1: thing around.
Speaker 2: Yea, think about close your eyes and not think about
Speaker 2: it this way.
Speaker 1: That's nice because it's like, oh, dude, before the July.
Speaker 2: Ever that's a good time anyways, places places voicemail. You
Speaker 2: never got grinding on the fourth of July. That's a
Speaker 2: good man, that's it. There's like there was a period
Speaker 2: in my life where if I didn't get grinded on
Speaker 2: on the fourth of July, I was pissed. That's It's
Speaker 2: really like getting ass on you in the daytime is
Speaker 2: so much better it was. There was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there were eras in just my youth, of both
Speaker 1: youth and adulthood, where I was like, nah, this is
Speaker 1: a fuck holiday.
Speaker 2: It easy though, because it's summertime. Everybody's gonna be drunk
Speaker 2: by dark. It's just like it's a horny holiday. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like everybody celebrates. There's nobody sitting out. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: not a lot of you notice, there's not a lot
Speaker 2: of like there's like losing like white ladies on the internet.
Speaker 2: We're like, yeah, this is every money his day or whatever.
Speaker 2: Before the July is really before every Now.
Speaker 1: No, my dad is a full as.
Speaker 2: A full socialist and we never skipped afore the July.
Speaker 2: Come on, like, it's just a fucking good day. Too good.
Speaker 2: You can't good? What are you gonna fold your arms
Speaker 2: on the best day. Come on, we have a we
Speaker 2: have a holiday in the middle of the summertime. This
Speaker 2: this rocks. Yeah, and I don't even talk about this rocks, y'all.
Speaker 2: This fucking rules a man. I can't wait till July. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a great day party. All right, I'm gonna play this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have a voicemail we said, yeah, we said we
Speaker 2: got caught up in ass on July. All right, all right,
Speaker 2: we're playing this. Bye bye a little and thank you
Speaker 2: guys for saying keep calling in. By the way, it's
Speaker 2: so cool. Voicemails are great. A lot of breathy, get
Speaker 2: a lot of breathy voicemail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you you made the comment, and I don't disagree
Speaker 1: with you. You said that our fans are drunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that are.
Speaker 1: Quite a few of them are calling and they're very
Speaker 1: obviously drunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very funny. It's very funny.
Speaker 1: And they're not like they're not like blackout drunk. This
Speaker 1: isn't They're not like falling over themselves. But they are like, uh, oh,
Speaker 1: you should have stopped a few, like a wine or
Speaker 1: two ago.
Speaker 2: You know what I think is happening. I think our
Speaker 2: fans are going out because I think our fans are
Speaker 2: our age. I think a lot of them are in relationships.
Speaker 2: I think they're going out getting drunk together, and the
Speaker 2: uber like, no, what, No, I am in a call.
Speaker 2: Yeah I am going to call. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like on the way home. Yeah, She's like,
Speaker 2: it's just you're getting a little bit of a debate
Speaker 2: about something in the car. Yeah. And it's like one
Speaker 2: of us, t Blangston, one of you. You're like, no,
Speaker 2: look and I'll ask them. No, I can't ask them
Speaker 2: ate four or four Little Moms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't even know that they had a voicemail
Speaker 1: anymore because you didn't listen to the recent episodes. But
Speaker 1: eight for four Little Moms call and I love that.
Speaker 1: I think I really think that's why I'm drunk and
Speaker 1: you're coming hot off an argument. That's the best time
Speaker 1: to call it. And that's here what that's what we're
Speaker 1: here to do. Beat your spouse.
Speaker 2: With words, with words. What depends on what you are
Speaker 2: maybe physically. I'm talking about women. We want women to
Speaker 2: hit men. Thank god you clarified. I'm not gonna play
Speaker 2: it now.
Speaker 5: A little freaky okay.
Speaker 2: All right, pause right there. I think wait, a minute,
Speaker 2: ma'am trying to fuck. I don't know that that's a man.
Speaker 1: I think there's a possibility from what I've heard so far,
Speaker 1: there's a possibility that's a gay gentleman.
Speaker 2: Oh like you think these coming out either way? They
Speaker 2: come at you in your DM I yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: a little the way. Leave my man alone. It's enough,
Speaker 2: it's enough, it's graphic, and it's me. He has a family,
Speaker 2: it's enough. Shame on you. Listen. I'm not brave enough
Speaker 2: to stand up for myself, but I'm standing up. You
Speaker 2: don't need to stand them. Pictures of whatever you got
Speaker 2: back there? He does you want it? I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful that you you're willing to do what
Speaker 1: I've been afraid to do my whole my whole career.
Speaker 2: All right, So you think this is a gay guy
Speaker 2: coming up, I'm not sure. But more importantly, don't speak
Speaker 2: to us that way. It's overally familiar.
Speaker 1: We have never referred to ourselves as little freaking and
Speaker 1: you should not either. That's a crazy that's crazy. That's
Speaker 1: not associated with any of our work. Not, not one
Speaker 1: of us has played a little freaky on on anybody's.
Speaker 2: Cartoon or television program. I've only been a doctor or
Speaker 2: a lawyer on television, that's true, more than a teacher.
Speaker 1: My even in my lowest role, no one was like,
Speaker 1: and Lenggston, you will be a little freaky little freaky
Speaker 1: is nuts. It's it's insane, and and you owe us
Speaker 1: an apology. I'm sure we won't get it in this voicemail,
Speaker 1: but but shame on you.
Speaker 2: And also, deep down I kind of like it. No,
Speaker 2: I don't like that. I don't know. It's kind of flat.
Speaker 2: It made me blush that I'm gonna start it over
Speaker 2: so we can hear it.
Speaker 5: Hi, you little freaky Okay, I'm back. I earlier and
Speaker 5: was talking about Cain and we're gonna get back to that.
Speaker 5: Don't be scared, but I have.
Speaker 2: A more don't tell me what to do. You bitch.
Speaker 1: Said something about can I assume raising or Cain and Abel?
Speaker 1: Oh Canaan is raising? Ain't it raising?
Speaker 2: No raising? Caines. Oh you're Canes. Oh you're talking about
Speaker 2: the Power Show? Yeah, the same yeah, spin off? Yeah,
Speaker 2: raising Canaan. Yeah. I think I assume this person is
Speaker 2: referring to Canaan. Abel.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, but I am curious about the threat thrown
Speaker 1: right at the end of it of don't be scared.
Speaker 2: There's already a lot going on. There's a lot going on.
Speaker 2: We don't have time to unpack that one, but we'll
Speaker 2: keep going in this voicemail.
Speaker 5: Fun one because I was listening to an old podcast
Speaker 5: episode from you Guys about Drake, and so my mama
Speaker 5: told me.
Speaker 2: It's okay to singing these that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that you clarified that because I didn't.
Speaker 1: I almost spit my drink out, but not in a
Speaker 1: way that was I'm not offended. Yeah, that was really cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah that.
Speaker 5: Harvery Graham is the greatest actor alive because he's playing
Speaker 5: a character named Drake. That's why you've never seen him
Speaker 5: in any other TV shows or movies or anything. Really
Speaker 5: passed the grassy. I mean, even if he did great
Speaker 5: in ESNL, he's a great actor, but he doesn't do
Speaker 5: any acting, Like, why is that there's so much money
Speaker 5: in that because he is always playing a prominent role
Speaker 5: as Drake, a rapper.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like the singing topped a bottom. It was great.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about this conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1: I think there's something very interesting in the fact that Drake,
Speaker 1: unlike any other rapper previous to him, came out of
Speaker 1: acting and then never went back to it, and and
Speaker 1: like won't even kind of take it seriously in any
Speaker 1: meaningful way.
Speaker 2: It is odds you would assume it's his first love.
Speaker 2: But are I don't know the money, Margins. I don't
Speaker 2: think Drake would make any more money doing anything other
Speaker 2: than being Drake.
Speaker 1: I think that that, certainly Drake probably is making more
Speaker 1: money than he would have made as an actor by himself.
Speaker 1: But I think there's probably a type of money that
Speaker 1: Drake could have made turning himself into the Rock, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like a cross pollination entity
Speaker 1: more than it is like just a dude who raps
Speaker 1: or a dude who acts kind of thing, right.
Speaker 2: I also, but she said the point of this is
Speaker 2: that he's a great actor playing the role of Drake.
Speaker 2: He can't even convince me he's Jamaican. There's a lot
Speaker 2: there's a lot of worse actors, like I get it,
Speaker 2: but he's not Densel, Like what are we talking about.
Speaker 1: I think the argument would be that Drake is acting
Speaker 1: within a role, as a role within a role within
Speaker 1: a role. So when he pretends to be Jamaican. It's
Speaker 1: a bad it's a act, a truly phenomenal actor acting
Speaker 1: poorly in order to accumulate a type of attention and manipulation.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: They're saying, he's the greatest actor of all time. He
Speaker 1: ain't got time for anything else other than his phenomenal
Speaker 1: sort of like because he's pulling off Drake because he
Speaker 1: is Drake.
Speaker 2: I don't I'm trying to get my head around why
Speaker 2: I don't like this, because I don't think I like it.
Speaker 2: I it's like I don't fit. I think he's doing
Speaker 2: he's acting at work like most people do a little bit.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's like because what what what is
Speaker 2: the true personality? Then? How far away do we feel
Speaker 2: like he is? Where is his true personality? You ever
Speaker 2: see that? Because he seems to come off as like
Speaker 2: very petty and all these kinds of things, and it's
Speaker 2: like all seems just like a person.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen his MTV cribs? No, he has
Speaker 1: an MTV cribs. This is I think when he was
Speaker 1: still living in Canada, this Canadian MTV cribs.
Speaker 2: So that's why you didn't see it, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? They got it a little late, and no
Speaker 2: one gave a fuck over there. It's eighteen in pregnant.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares, you're too polite.
Speaker 1: But he has a a MTV cribs where he's like
Speaker 1: living with his mom and he like she comes back
Speaker 1: with bagels. She like, brings back bagels was first tradition. Hey,
Speaker 1: nobody's kno gonna bagel, big fan. I like, I like
Speaker 1: big old asses and I like bagels, and I'm not
Speaker 1: ashamed of it. I wouldn't say they're that close, Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying on the list, Okay, okay, both they
Speaker 1: both getting presents from Santa.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, I put locks on either one.
Speaker 1: His mom brings back bagels and he looks through the
Speaker 1: bag and he gets so mad at her because she
Speaker 1: didn't bring back like an everything bagel, and he like
Speaker 1: really gets upset to the point that he can't even
Speaker 1: really focus on filming his MTV cribs anymore because he
Speaker 1: like is getting frustrated with her. And he's, yeah, but
Speaker 1: I asked for the everything bagel and she's like, I'm sorry, Aubrey,
Speaker 1: It's okay, and he's like, just it just sucks because.
Speaker 2: I really wanted to every Bagel and I think that's
Speaker 2: who he is. But I think every entertainer has it.
Speaker 2: It's like Kevin Hart when he got mad at his
Speaker 2: man on the airplane for not having any money. You
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, But I'm saying that that
Speaker 2: still lives within what we believe. Kevin Hart is right,
Speaker 2: and to some extent, Drake is doing a performance that
Speaker 2: truly has asked us to not even believe that boy
Speaker 2: is who he is. He has to.
Speaker 1: That's that's the illusion he's aiming for. Whether you agree
Speaker 1: with it or not, is not what he wants, right,
Speaker 1: And so that is the acting, and that is a
Speaker 1: hell of a performance. And that is a lot of
Speaker 1: fucking work every single day to not make me think
Speaker 1: that you a man who I still think is a
Speaker 1: fucking dweb. Isn't this level of d weep? And that's
Speaker 1: the that it's too much work to then also then
Speaker 1: go and like have a sex scene where you truly
Speaker 1: get to see him be into it.
Speaker 2: But if he was that great at playing, why wouldn't
Speaker 2: he just do like the Will Smith type of thing
Speaker 2: and just be Drake in every movie? If he's pulling
Speaker 2: it off to that level. Why wouldn't he just transfer
Speaker 2: it because he's always already playing this character. Great obviously,
Speaker 2: that you can have a role, you can have a
Speaker 2: full career as a character celebrity that's typecasts themselves.
Speaker 1: I'm really happy you asked this, and I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about this. I've been thinking about it a lot, and
Speaker 1: it took me a second.
Speaker 2: Sandwich. Okay, it was a tuna sandwich, not in everything bagel.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: He was very upset about I'm gonna watch this after all,
Speaker 1: it's fucking nuts. You asked a question, why doesn't Drake
Speaker 1: just pivot this into becoming you know, the ultimate sort
Speaker 1: of celebrity.
Speaker 2: The character that he's already mastered.
Speaker 1: I I don't think they're ready. Ready isn't the right word.
Speaker 1: I don't think they've made space for a light skinned.
Speaker 2: Main man. That's why you wanted to do this, all right.
Speaker 2: I was wondering why.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't know this was coming. I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I didn't know this was coming.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, but I have been feeling this is
Speaker 2: what we need to talk about. You don't think you think, wow,
Speaker 2: you don't who is a light skinned leading man, A
Speaker 2: list leading man, a list, not light skin more not
Speaker 2: not Michael Ee, because as much as they're great, not
Speaker 2: a list, they're not a list. Wow, we ain't got those.
Speaker 2: I've really been thinking about it, I could tell because
Speaker 2: and I'm trying everything in my dark skinned heart wants
Speaker 2: to refute this. And I really struggle to think you
Speaker 2: have to be tonally centered to be a black leading
Speaker 2: man like we have from Denzel to like, who's the
Speaker 2: lightest Harry Harry Belafonte is the lightest I can think of. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's almost like that if you were in the
Speaker 2: Black and White Ara kind of it's different. And that's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. That was so far back that it
Speaker 2: doesn't we're not talking about the same game. Wow, this
Speaker 2: is this is crazy because now it feels like we're
Speaker 2: in the same where it's like, you're not going to
Speaker 2: be leading man. I'm not gonna be a minute.
Speaker 1: I think I can break the old Baby.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2: Great actor, great actor, great actor. Ah. That that to
Speaker 2: me is the more interesting thing about all this. I
Speaker 2: don't I'm kind of sick of talking about Drake in general,
Speaker 2: But why is there Do you think it's like I don't, man, fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't think even you know, look how light skinned
Speaker 1: Malcolm X was in real life? They had Denzel Washington play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that's light skin of rasure. We was red, yeah,
Speaker 2: rare dog. He was Detroit red, right red. He had freckles.
Speaker 2: They had freckles. It looks just like a raggedy hando.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that. You say you have breakfasts
Speaker 2: up really look like strawberry shortcake yo. And they did
Speaker 2: have Denzel playing, and they had I'm really trying to
Speaker 2: search my head for like like a like a lights
Speaker 2: lights Wow. What do you think that is? Do you
Speaker 2: think it was? Do you think it's like America doesn't
Speaker 2: want to look at itself? I think I think in
Speaker 2: some ways we didn't. We haven't elevated to where those
Speaker 2: roles would truly exist.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying that? Like, for so long,
Speaker 1: black entertainment had been limited to either writing about slavery
Speaker 1: or the civil rights experience, or you are entertaining yourselves
Speaker 1: over here and it doesn't play. We don't care what
Speaker 1: you do. So yeah, over there you can let Shamar
Speaker 1: Moore be king. But over here you're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: slavery and nobody wants to see.
Speaker 2: Or you're gonna talk about the struggle in one way
Speaker 2: or another.
Speaker 1: And nobody wants to see a nigga with light eyes
Speaker 1: and freckles be like the leader of you know, the
Speaker 1: the masses of slaves?
Speaker 2: Are you picking? Are you pitching? And in the house
Speaker 2: slave movies, because that's the craziest. Jus opens the door
Speaker 2: and he's like, you know it, y'all. I don't like
Speaker 2: it in here either, Lee Daniels, possess inside.
Speaker 6: We should all be freak.
Speaker 2: If y'all don't get core Brand, I don't get He's like,
Speaker 2: but he's like passing out while he's holding the tray.
Speaker 1: He can barely keep it up because he's fast and
Speaker 1: trying to be an allegiance with the outdoors.
Speaker 2: No, that is oh man, man, that is funny as
Speaker 2: that is because that's that's hilarious, really one of the
Speaker 2: funniest things I've thought about, and especially because there's Daniels. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Lee Daniels, it's a classyir Tyler Perry. Yeah. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a legitimacy to it. Ah. Wow, though that. I mean,
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm not gonna old you that I think that.
Speaker 2: I think that is a very good point. I never
Speaker 2: because it's interesting. I think that with light skin versus
Speaker 2: dark skin, we look at so much of the idea
Speaker 2: of privilege versus not right, and the idea of lighter
Speaker 2: being proximity to whiteness. But that proximity to whiteness seems
Speaker 2: like it probably does take away some of their perception
Speaker 2: of the black experience in a way that I could
Speaker 2: see specifically, like Hollywood not wanting to reflect those we don't.
Speaker 2: We don't seem useful to them exactly because they want
Speaker 2: because at the point they want a black body, they
Speaker 2: want a Denzel body, but they don't want a blackass
Speaker 2: body because that's still scarce. No, they don't.
Speaker 1: They hate the way we look in general. Right, So
Speaker 1: the darker we get, the more they're like, I don't
Speaker 1: like that shit.
Speaker 2: Right, you know what I'm saying. So it's just across
Speaker 2: the board.
Speaker 1: We don't like it, but if we have to use it,
Speaker 1: we want to use it with the way it all prescribed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting. I never, I really never thought about
Speaker 2: specifically that. Malcolm X's point is very interesting because he
Speaker 2: didn't he looked like Denzel.
Speaker 1: He Denzel is not a has never and will never
Speaker 1: be a light skin man, do you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: as much as they tried to put like light skinned
Speaker 1: energy on Denzel, you think, yeah, sometimes I think early
Speaker 1: and earlier in his career he was a sexier man. Well,
Speaker 1: guys get to be sexy on I'm just saying that,
Speaker 1: like he was like almost being treated like a model
Speaker 1: type man for a period and now looking at him old,
Speaker 1: he just was. He had the same Michael Jordan effect
Speaker 1: where you were just so great at your thing, we
Speaker 1: didn't notice your pants sun.
Speaker 2: Yeah we forgot that. You sound like you're from North Carolina. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's. Uh.
Speaker 1: It was an illusion that they I would say, they
Speaker 1: put on him at maybe a point, but but never
Speaker 1: was he a light skin man.
Speaker 2: There are no light skin of a list leading men. Wow,
Speaker 2: not not in front of the camera. The rock is
Speaker 2: the closest thing to it.
Speaker 1: But the rock is his own. Yeah, he doesn't even
Speaker 1: he doesn't exist on the same playing field of like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is like an actor we've we've.
Speaker 2: He doesn't bring it up, Yeah, bring it up. No,
Speaker 2: he hates it he played.
Speaker 1: At University of Miami. Yeah, he's like my dad wrestled. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't look up any pictures the same place.
Speaker 2: Michael Irvin. Uh damn. That is uh. That's wild because
Speaker 2: it seems like you think about it and now I
Speaker 2: try to go through the scope of like what I
Speaker 2: know to be black black movie stars, and it seems
Speaker 2: to be even from back to like Pam Greer and
Speaker 2: stuff like that, it seems to be kind of like
Speaker 2: a monotone situation.
Speaker 1: Well, I think the women they had, Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: you can make sense of that quickly. They've they've put
Speaker 1: up You're in beauty standards right right right on the forefront.
Speaker 1: So halle Berry is more appealing to them than the
Speaker 1: dark skinned chick from in the house.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a deep cut. It was beautiful. I was
Speaker 2: more of an Erica Alexander guy, Max singh Shaw attorney
Speaker 2: at law. Hey, I'm not mad at that either. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I also enjoy that flavor. Yeah. Yeah, but this I
Speaker 2: feel like sometimes we derail great conversations by being horny
Speaker 2: and we're just man, that's just what this is.
Speaker 1: But I do think I think beyond the horniness, the
Speaker 1: the ultimately I do think that women part of the
Speaker 1: reaction of like of light skinned being sort of treated
Speaker 1: with like this, this elevation that we're not seeing on
Speaker 1: the other side for dark skinned people is far more
Speaker 1: of a thing that women were experiencing and then reflecting
Speaker 1: onto the masses of the black community. I don't know
Speaker 1: that light skinned men, at least in acting. I'm only
Speaker 1: obviously in other fields it becomes a lot more complicated for.
Speaker 2: Acting.
Speaker 1: In entertainment, one, light skinned men are less useful and
Speaker 1: thus not the the krim day lak Krim.
Speaker 2: So what are we saying? I think I think if
Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm hearing you, right, I think fit
Speaker 2: we probably need to get a super dark movie hero first,
Speaker 2: and then we bust that door open and we let
Speaker 2: and we bring and we bring our white brothers through the.
Speaker 1: Door, right, Yeah, a little trickle down, Yeah, pigment shotgun.
Speaker 2: And then let everybody else, Yeah, everybody can climb through that.
Speaker 1: Open why Yeah, dark and wide. Yeah, that wasn't exactly
Speaker 1: what I was feeling. But I'm hearing you. I think
Speaker 1: that we're but we're kind of on the sand. I
Speaker 1: think they tried Jamon Hansu enough.
Speaker 2: They didn't try him as the lead. They tried him
Speaker 2: in a Keanu Reeves movie where his name was Papa Midnight. Like, nigga, bro,
Speaker 2: that's crazy, that's a menstal show. That's it. And I
Speaker 2: maybe I read the maybe and maybe that is what
Speaker 2: they called him in the cartoon, but that you have
Speaker 2: to understand me. In the movies eighteen years old, was like,
Speaker 2: this is crazy, yo. His name was Papa min Yes, fuck,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: You can't sign We gotta hold him accountable for that.
Speaker 1: You don't sign up for that. At what point do
Speaker 1: you put your your your dark ass hand down John
Speaker 1: and go no, I'm not gonna be Papa Midnight.
Speaker 2: That shit was crazy. That's nuts. Fuck Papa or Midnight
Speaker 2: sick like yeah, like one or the other.
Speaker 1: I get if he's midnight, sure, it's it's about your
Speaker 1: skin color, but it's it isn't like an elevation you
Speaker 1: put on it. Not the midnight makes it seem like
Speaker 1: there are a lot of midnights. But you're the daddy,
Speaker 1: You're the king of the of the midnight.
Speaker 2: And I don't want you now they're saying that to you.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Papa fucking Papa Midnight. That's your wild gaimhnsu.
Speaker 2: And also it didn't even work. Papa Papa Midnight didn't pop.
Speaker 2: No what I mean?
Speaker 1: Then I've been buying all these Papa Midnight dolls, dolls.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a Papa Midnight. I'm gonna pull up
Speaker 2: with a goddamn Papa Midnight pretty soon. Fucking on here.
Speaker 2: If you get a fip a midnight hoodie, that's actually
Speaker 2: kind of hard, that would be yeah, complicated. I would
Speaker 2: love to see it. Anyway. Anyways, I think that you've
Speaker 2: made a great point. Maybe think maybe think that ultimately
Speaker 2: the point is that it seems like in a mainstream fashion,
Speaker 2: they don't want to see us at any of ours
Speaker 2: what's viewed to be our extremities. They're extreme extremities. That's
Speaker 2: like arms and legs, arms and legs, but extremes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they don't want to see us at any of our extremes.
Speaker 2: Be it the idea because which is ultimately them gatekeeping
Speaker 2: what it is they feel like we are and should be.
Speaker 2: And that is what the big issue is with all this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think you can see it reflected
Speaker 1: and not to make this you know, so championship politics,
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck. But like you see it in Trump
Speaker 1: going to a black conference and feeling comfortable enough to
Speaker 1: be like, she ain't black.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. And it's I think it's because it
Speaker 2: becomes a thing culturally where we maybe put some of
Speaker 2: that on ourselves as well, like where we keep it
Speaker 2: for ourselves.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the danger of the internet. And you've talked
Speaker 1: about this before that the internet is now everybody's language.
Speaker 1: So when we go on the internet and we go
Speaker 1: this is black, this is not, they adopt that language
Speaker 1: and then spew it back at us. But because there
Speaker 1: are so many more of them than there are of us,
Speaker 1: we start to feel crazy when it becomes just a
Speaker 1: fact of their culture. And for years, decades, hundreds of years,
Speaker 1: sometimes we were the only ones who even understood what
Speaker 1: that meant.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I mean you just can't get keep anything, no,
Speaker 2: not unless you shut the fuck up. Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: really just uh, I think really what you need to
Speaker 2: do is finance a buddy cop movie. Me and Langston,
Speaker 2: We've written it. It's called Papa and Son Midnight. It's
Speaker 2: called Meet the Midnight. Papa Midnight had an affair with
Speaker 2: a white woman and they're gonna solve a jew. I
Speaker 2: it would be crazy if I was your dad movie
Speaker 2: you got me, because there's no version where I get
Speaker 2: to make you. You can make me, that's true. You
Speaker 2: could only come from this.
Speaker 1: My daughter, she's she's darker than both me and my wife.
Speaker 1: But that's as dark as I could.
Speaker 2: That's so fun, though. Do you feel strong in that?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: That's cool. It cool for you. It truly gave me
Speaker 1: pride to be like, nah, yeah, look at that ship.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look years, check the check the score. Bro, that's
Speaker 6: the joy. I never knew about a light care father
Speaker 6: and a darker kid.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Hell yeah, it would not the feeling
Speaker 2: would not go the other way for me. M that
Speaker 2: if you had a license, baby, you wouldn't be proud.
Speaker 2: I need to tread lightly here. No, go ahead, enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2: I I mean no, but if you want to be
Speaker 2: facts about it. Part of the reason the allure of
Speaker 2: having kids for me is the idea of being able
Speaker 2: to pass on this thing that is so often viewed
Speaker 2: as a blight, as a difficulty in my life, that
Speaker 2: I have learned to love and be proud of, and
Speaker 2: that represents where I am, so that is like being
Speaker 2: able to embrace that is like one of the greatest
Speaker 2: things I've done in my life. So to advocate and
Speaker 2: not be able to relate that seems like a thing
Speaker 2: that would be difficult to me. I get that, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. So, like, it's not that I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be happy, but if I were to have a
Speaker 2: kid and they also didn't have that, like that's the
Speaker 2: one thing where it could be like this is us
Speaker 2: because we're from here, and to not have that would
Speaker 2: be would be a bit of a difficulty. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't sound dissimilar to what I feel like
Speaker 1: I hear you and others describe in terms of like
Speaker 1: a parent not born in this country, then having kids
Speaker 1: in this country watching them sort of become not what
Speaker 1: they you know what I mean, Like your mom grew
Speaker 1: up in Sierra Leone. Her sense of what life is
Speaker 1: and what men and children should be is framed around that.
Speaker 1: And then to see y'all grow up in such different ways,
Speaker 1: it's probably similarly, Like.
Speaker 2: I don't it's just different. That's not what I wanted. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm not mad at it. I love y'all.
Speaker 1: I want y'all to have whatever you can have. But
Speaker 1: this isn't This wasn't my goal when I say it
Speaker 1: out for this.
Speaker 2: So I would love my light scned baby obviously, just
Speaker 2: not as much as that dark one. If it was
Speaker 2: two you get those weird twins. Oh man, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: could overcome it. But like initially, just.
Speaker 1: Like on the come out, No, I think I'll just
Speaker 1: keep holding David Junior. Yeah, I think Ronald, yeah to
Speaker 1: his brother, We're gonna play football.
Speaker 2: I think Ronald can cry it out. No obviously, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you will love it, but it would it is the thing.
Speaker 1: Here's the last thing I think we should do before
Speaker 1: we end this episode is circle.
Speaker 2: This all back to the question of Drake.
Speaker 1: Is he the greatest actor of all time or at
Speaker 1: the very least is this just a I think greatest
Speaker 1: of all times?
Speaker 2: Still feels maybe like too much of a stretch. I
Speaker 2: So here's my issue with this. I think when we
Speaker 2: wrap around to Drake and the idea of entertainment, oh,
Speaker 2: that's what they're all doing, I don't think that he
Speaker 2: is particularly gifted in that aspect of presenting a different
Speaker 2: part of his personality and profiting off of something different.
Speaker 2: I don't think some of these guys, some of these
Speaker 2: people you don't know, they're gay, they're they're this, they're that.
Speaker 2: Like It's like, I don't believe that he's particularly more
Speaker 2: talented at that aspect of being an entertainer than anybody else.
Speaker 2: I do think the guy's kind of a savage. I
Speaker 2: think he's ruthless. I think he's sort of a bad guy.
Speaker 2: But do I think he's more talented at suppressing his
Speaker 2: personality to sell us whatever the fuck we want and
Speaker 2: nobody really who they are except for fifty cent? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I I right. I tend to agree with you.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's as phenomenal as of an actor
Speaker 1: as as is being suggested. I do think he pulled
Speaker 1: a a wilder, more grand finesse than we've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I think it's a truly legendary finesse.
Speaker 2: I think we'll because the really great ones you never
Speaker 2: found out.
Speaker 1: I don't know his his just on record. No, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, like, even if you haven't.
Speaker 7: Seen the YouTube, if you believe Drake even is exactly
Speaker 7: who he pretends to be, this is not a person who,
Speaker 7: given when he entered hip hop, I would have suspected
Speaker 7: could have become the king of the art form.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? That, Like, Drake was
Speaker 1: never built to be the king of the.
Speaker 2: Shit, right, That's fair. That's fair.
Speaker 1: He's never sold drugs, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: He's never beat anybody up. He's cried multiple times on
Speaker 1: many songs. He's been sort of publicly shamed and embarrassed
Speaker 1: and guffawed at. He's been accused of being a pedophile, like.
Speaker 2: All the ship.
Speaker 1: This was not supposed to be the king, and he was.
Speaker 1: And not only was he the king, he's the biggest
Speaker 1: king we've ever had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean, that's uh. I think part of
Speaker 2: that is the motivation that drives you to be the
Speaker 2: king comes from you not having been picked that. You
Speaker 2: wouldn't have thought that about Lil Wayne when Hopwoays came out.
Speaker 2: You would have thought he was great. You didn't think
Speaker 2: this was gonna change, this was gonna be something that
Speaker 2: we've never seen before. That's fair, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because he's coming out of the South, and so it's
Speaker 2: like I think that that's like, I think that you
Speaker 2: sort of need that level of under being underrated to
Speaker 2: truly take over the top of any type of thing.
Speaker 2: So I think that that's where that comes from. I
Speaker 2: don't disagree with you.
Speaker 1: I think I think of Wayne's rise still within the
Speaker 1: lexicon of it is.
Speaker 2: It is a lot less hip hop, It's a lot
Speaker 2: far more conventional. He's still all that. Yeah, yeah, Where's
Speaker 2: Drake is not?
Speaker 1: Where's Drake is literally a we he he showed us
Speaker 1: in a music video.
Speaker 2: I had a bar mitzvah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we watched him dance like a fucking loser
Speaker 1: that wasn't even like cool little black kid dances.
Speaker 2: Would you say that Drake is the first light skin
Speaker 2: man character. I think there's a pretty fair argument for it.
Speaker 2: So in that ultimately sort of did you a favorite?
Speaker 8: He's kicking the door open. You're not gonna do it.
Speaker 8: You're trying to trick me. He is literally gonna kick
Speaker 8: the door open for me. I don't want to go
Speaker 8: through that door. No, No, it's a fucked up door
Speaker 8: to be in.
Speaker 2: I mean, wait until everybody clears out and then you
Speaker 2: want to give it good Yeah. Oh nah, listen, y'all,
Speaker 2: I'll be cool this. Don't take any roles for twelve
Speaker 2: sixteen months, I'm trying to get the numbers up on this.
Speaker 2: It would be great if you were a movie star. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you hear him, be a movie star. I don't quit. No,
Speaker 2: I won't quit. Yeah me either. I won't quit. I
Speaker 2: will talk to you different, but I'm not gonna quit
Speaker 2: insane same And that's I think that's fair. I think
Speaker 2: that that's that's as honest as we could be with
Speaker 2: each other. That's gonna be a few more David grow up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's gonna be a lot less shirt on. I'm that rich.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be a lot more smoking in the studio
Speaker 2: like cigars. Weird shit. It's gonna be hose behind me
Speaker 2: and not him. These laughing all your jokes and then they.
Speaker 1: Shut out mine, they cross their ar they get on
Speaker 1: their phone.
Speaker 2: But I'm so desperate. I'm still trying to impress the
Speaker 2: hose every week. No, it'll be really difficult if one
Speaker 2: of us elevates a lot faster than the other. No,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't care for that one bit. No,
Speaker 2: I'd rather that we both make a million dollars from
Speaker 2: this podcast.
Speaker 1: That's the deal, folks. We're willing to both be millionaires.
Speaker 1: That's let's put that on wax, because I don't think
Speaker 1: they've ever heard us say that objectively.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I would like to be richer than y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like to be very, very rich, and i'd
Speaker 1: like your support and making that happen.
Speaker 2: But and I'll do some good stuff with it, and
Speaker 2: I'll do some bad stuff with it, growing pigs. Hey,
Speaker 2: here's it. Hey, here's what I promise you. I'm staying neutral. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm go's it's not going to be in that negative. Nope.
Speaker 2: They're definitely gonna build some schools. Well they have my
Speaker 2: name on them. Probably. Hey, we'll get a few more
Speaker 2: camera angles. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to have. This ship.
Speaker 2: It split up already more than it was before. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they put they put another light in. They knew where
Speaker 2: it was coming. Hey, here's one question before we get
Speaker 2: out of here. There's real inside baseball light skin and
Speaker 2: dark skinned television stuff. Oh, okay, do you wear makeup
Speaker 2: on television? I do? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: You don't ever wear making never, They've never put makeup
Speaker 1: on you, anti shine, that's it. No one's ever put
Speaker 1: like concealer any No makeup on television, Holy shit. Never
Speaker 1: once that's fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh well yeah, yeah, because I got beat I got
Speaker 2: Beijing one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not makeup. That's that's hair makeup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but hair is a different department, right, it was a
Speaker 1: black woman off. Makeup is the one that's objective. No,
Speaker 1: they always say, oh honey, you're scared.
Speaker 2: No, sometimes there's black women, but there's not, like I
Speaker 2: don't think there's a lot of makeup for min that's
Speaker 2: my point.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not that I'm saying that they're being
Speaker 1: like bad people necessarily, as much as like the technology
Speaker 1: doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: That means I am this fine, I am this fine.
Speaker 2: How about that? No one touch up?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: That's what I just I look like this me and
Speaker 2: my little baby. The other one I don't know. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: I caet make up every single time.
Speaker 1: And it's even because I've taken accutane, which is the greatest,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, the greatest drug that's ever been created.
Speaker 2: Would you take acu let's say, accusaning and penicillin, penicillina up.
Speaker 2: They take one away and they keep one. Would you
Speaker 2: get rid of penicillin if you I've never had penicillin.
Speaker 2: So that's a quick pro quota. That's a quick pro
Speaker 2: quota changed everything for me. Do you feel like it
Speaker 2: changed your life?
Speaker 1: Like I do not, not because I was like struggling
Speaker 1: career wise as a result of my acne, But it
Speaker 1: was so deeply connected to my self worth and self
Speaker 1: esteem in a.
Speaker 2: Way that like I you know, it's you do have
Speaker 2: and I mean this in a good way. You do
Speaker 2: have young ugly guy personality, like you sort of have
Speaker 2: too much personality to be fine, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That makes sense?
Speaker 1: And I think in that way, we we want, you know,
Speaker 1: we're all vain, sort of little monsters that want to
Speaker 1: look our best selves and ship and it's like, nah,
Speaker 1: I fucking hate looking this way. And then you take
Speaker 1: a drug for six months and you never have it again.
Speaker 2: See that's why ozempic gotta call me bro. I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to pay for it myself. Dog, if you want
Speaker 2: to talk ozempic.
Speaker 1: I just listened to uh an episode on the Daily
Speaker 1: about about some shit that that really fucked me up.
Speaker 2: Why because everybody's been shitting on.
Speaker 1: Ozempic, right, everybody's been talking trash about how bad Ocempic
Speaker 1: is or as bad that we're.
Speaker 4: Everybody we're running out of diabetes medicine. What we're gonna
Speaker 4: do for the diabetics. You know, they're doing that shit.
Speaker 4: Maybe they're right, Maybe they're right that.
Speaker 1: That people are, you know, fucking doing a bad thing.
Speaker 1: But one of the things that they were talking about
Speaker 1: is how ozempic isn't just a hunger suppressant. It also
Speaker 1: is like changing your literal taste buds so that people
Speaker 1: who are on ozempic are actually craving fresher foods. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: they don't want processed foods anymore. They don't want sugary
Speaker 1: shit anymore. And the literally the sugar and processed foods
Speaker 1: industry is like in a tailspin right now. On some
Speaker 1: like yo, we don't they're not hooked like they used
Speaker 1: to be hooked. These numbers are going down. We gotta
Speaker 1: start engineering some new shit for these ozipic motherfuckers so
Speaker 1: that we can get back on the money train.
Speaker 2: It's like sometimes you're just like, maybe we just need
Speaker 2: a hard reset, bro, we just reset it all. Everybody
Speaker 2: starts a zero.
Speaker 1: It's why we need a little bit of China. We've
Speaker 1: talked about no, not not the street drug, the communist
Speaker 1: hell state.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we need whatever that threat is of like control,
Speaker 2: to maintain some level of f You're gonna straight up
Speaker 2: to kill human decent. Yeah, unfettered capitalism is going to
Speaker 2: kill us because now they've created a drug that literally
Speaker 2: can make us beat the addiction we created and then like,
Speaker 2: oh no, fuck, we're gonna be broke.
Speaker 9: We gotta get them addicted again with poisons. We have
Speaker 9: to create new poisons to make them re addict themselves
Speaker 9: to a thing that we keep telling them is killing
Speaker 9: them in the first place.
Speaker 2: God damn. And the only way they can be free
Speaker 2: of it is take a drug that makes them shit themselves,
Speaker 2: literally have diarrhea on a on a near daily basis.
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Speaker 2: son to ice skate or whatever they do.
Speaker 1: I mean I did skate it, uh, after the school program.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice though. Yeah, we'd like go to the
Speaker 1: rink every once in a while.
Speaker 2: Pretty good.
Speaker 1: I was good for a kid that was just running around,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I wasn't like embarrassing myself
Speaker 1: or anything like that sucked as an example, I guess
Speaker 1: it was good.
Speaker 2: It was good. I think we covered a lot of ground.
Speaker 2: Just really made me feel small. But that's okay. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: You're tall, you're big and tall, and you have a dark,
Speaker 2: dark daughter. Oh yeah, that didn't That didn't feel grazyn.
Speaker 2: That sucked too. All right, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: We gotta gotta.
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