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Speaker 1: There's something in this city, in cities all over the

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Speaker 1: country going on. Honestly, I don't know if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: wanna be a part of it, because it sounds pretty

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Speaker 1: out of control.

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Speaker 2: Oh Jeff, what is it. It's called Santa Con.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everyone dresses in holiday attire and bar hops

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Speaker 1: all day and all night until they can't stand up anymore.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Timeless tradition too, bro.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I well, I actually drove past over the weekend

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Speaker 4: a couple of Santa's who are more on the ground

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Speaker 4: than on their feet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I say, kids don't look.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a great look for them, but it's

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Speaker 1: perfect for us. And our segment What you doing where

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Speaker 1: Jose and Alexis went into the Yule Tide fray to

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Speaker 1: ask those festive partygoers a simple question.

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Speaker 2: What you're doing at Santa Khan?

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Speaker 5: What you doing as Santacon? What did I do? What

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Speaker 5: you doing? How's Santakon going for you?

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Speaker 3: My girlfriend's trying to pace me.

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Speaker 2: She's in there. Yeah, she's not doing a very good job.

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Speaker 4: Though.

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Speaker 5: You seem like you're smart.

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Speaker 2: Could you give me some drinking advice?

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Speaker 6: Then a tip I recently heard was eat cheese before

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Speaker 6: you go drink, because it stops the alcohol from absorbing

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Speaker 6: so quickly.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, I just had a kind of creezy salad

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Speaker 5: like a bowl of caeso to get our cheese in.

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Speaker 5: Eat a block of cheese before I dress.

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Speaker 2: Yes, can we get a group picture because you guys

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Speaker 2: are so cute.

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Speaker 5: It's just because you want to see cheese in the photo.

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Speaker 7: Is that?

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Speaker 3: That's okay?

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Speaker 5: I need to go At first, I thought the cheese worked,

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Speaker 5: but by the end of your talk it sounds.

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Speaker 1: Like that caprie cheese salad wasn't quite enough.

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Speaker 2: I mean I would go with some bread yeah, before

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Speaker 2: the salad.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think someone needs to bring in an extra block

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Speaker 1: of manchego because this one is an emergency.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like what you're doing at Santacon.

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Speaker 3: Having a great time getting stump.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you don't have to hold the mic so close?

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 2: How long have you been at Santa Con? Maybe I

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Speaker 2: should ask that.

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Speaker 3: About three hours now?

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Speaker 2: A few hours you've been out here?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, about three hours now.

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Speaker 4: I walked by this bar and I see you and

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Speaker 4: your group of friends in Santa Hat Santa ononsies. There's

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Speaker 4: glitter all over your face is Yeah, how did the

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Speaker 4: glitter get on your face?

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Speaker 3: They convinced me of it? And you know what I'm slaying?

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Speaker 2: Is that a Christmas pun?

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Speaker 4: Or are you saying sligh like how the kids say

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Speaker 4: now it is, it's a pun, but also like how

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Speaker 4: the kids say you're cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm cool like that, you know, and I'm

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Speaker 3: rocking this glitter. You look great, having a great time.

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Speaker 2: So what does Christmas mean to you?

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Speaker 3: To me? I bar hopping.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a different angle than I. You know, most

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Speaker 4: people like Christmas times I've been together.

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Speaker 3: And you know, December getting stump.

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Speaker 2: I gotta say I kind of support him. I guess

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Speaker 2: that Christmas carol?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was the night before Christmas.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was the ghost of Hangovers future.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's what you're doing at Santa Con where all

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Speaker 1: the people who made the Naughty List go out to party.

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Speaker 1: While Jose and Alexis were they're asking him a simple.

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Speaker 5: Question, what you're doing at Santa Con.

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Speaker 7: We're singing Christmas carols and actually spreading the Christmas chair

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Speaker 7: to all that want to hear.

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Speaker 5: Like the family answer and the friends answer is that.

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Speaker 3: What that was?

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Speaker 7: Have you watched the NBA. Do you know the Ellie Lakers. Yes,

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Speaker 7: I'm on that team.

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Speaker 5: Okay, no, nobody believes that here and this try okay, wait,

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Speaker 5: come back, come back. You are prove it. Prove it

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Speaker 5: to me, then change my mind. How can you prove

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Speaker 5: you're on it?

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Speaker 7: Well, I actually I was kicked off the team. What's

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Speaker 7: your actually got traded?

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Speaker 2: What was your number?

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Speaker 7: My name is Alex Crusoe.

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Speaker 5: So what team are you on now? Then?

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Speaker 7: Well, so I've been traded twice since recently.

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Speaker 5: So you're still on a team though.

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Speaker 7: So i'll Cruso. Is this guy he's a great player,

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Speaker 7: let me tell you. Oh yeah, no, I lied again.

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Speaker 5: I can't believe he figured him out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the only truth is he is an NBA player though, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was Lebron's son Brownie.

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Speaker 5: Oh maybe that guy was definitely five seven?

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Speaker 7: Yeah he was.

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Speaker 2: What you're doing at Santa Cohn? I'm here, I got

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Speaker 2: my Santa Cat Bron.

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Speaker 4: Who you have a crowd for me? You are a

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Speaker 4: female Sanna. You have a full on white hair and

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Speaker 4: missus klaws you're missus. You don't have a beard. I'm

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Speaker 4: so sorry over here, Oh your man is also a woman. Hi,

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Speaker 4: mister claw. Hello, oh god, Okay, you have a beer

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Speaker 4: in your hand, a beer.

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Speaker 5: In my hand and a beard on my face.

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Speaker 2: It's like twas the night before Christmas. You're rhyming. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I call you out on the shelf. I'm getting a belf.

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Speaker 2: You know what was the belf? I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: think you just try to ride with twelve spitting bars.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, Obviously the bartender at this event is

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Speaker 1: not paying attention to how.

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Speaker 2: Much you're boring.

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Speaker 1: He's not cutting people off or just clocking anything whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: No, but I also imagine this is Brooke. I know

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Speaker 2: this is Brook Brooks c got bars like that. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 2: I'm calling you out. Working joke comes party. Don't take

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Speaker 2: her lines. Christ beard my hand and the beard on

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Speaker 2: my face.

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Speaker 4: But that's just a normal day because I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what you're doing to Santacon?

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Speaker 6: I'm waiting because we're going to another bar rearently?

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Speaker 5: Are you looking for a guy tonight? Anything like that?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Maybe?

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Speaker 6: You know, if they buy me a drink, I'll like see,

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Speaker 6: but I'll always take the free drink.

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Speaker 3: Always.

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Speaker 5: You you getting Fredric from guys like you know, as

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Speaker 5: soon as kind of sugar daddy if you think about it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm on that sugar daddy business. You are.

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Speaker 5: Do you have a sugar added Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I have a couple.

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Speaker 5: God, wait, what are you gonna get for Christmas from

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Speaker 5: your sugar add on us?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: But you have to that's the one thing about them

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Speaker 5: you have to add. Right, Okay, I'll get on that.

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Speaker 5: Pretending's listening right now. What's the one thing you're gonna

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Speaker 5: ask him for? Go big?

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Speaker 6: Everything paid for my entire life and no interest in,

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Speaker 6: no tax and the IRS doesn't catch me.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I meant like a car.

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Speaker 3: But that's great.

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Speaker 2: God, it must be nice to be young and hot

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Speaker 2: these days.

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Speaker 3: It's easy, man.

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Speaker 2: Do you have to report sugar daddy earnings to the

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Speaker 2: I R? S?

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Speaker 4: Is that?

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Speaker 2: Is that a taxable income? Why you want to get

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Speaker 2: in on that game, bro, I'm just curious. Like she

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Speaker 2: seems like she's a seasoned vet.

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Speaker 1: Sugar Daddy's text into seven eighty five nineteen. You have

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Speaker 1: to report all your gifts to the IRS.

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Speaker 2: You just need to know what I need to do

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Speaker 2: before April fifteenth. There we go. That was what you're

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Speaker 2: doing at Santacon. We got your phone to own coming

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Speaker 2: up right after this