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Speaker 1: of these office buildings. Okay, we hit it to one

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Speaker 1: of the office buildings, all right, And everybody knows what

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Speaker 1: goes on down now at the office. When you come

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Speaker 1: to work, what do you do? You bring your lunch,

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Speaker 1: You put your lunch in the fridge at the job.

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Speaker 1: Everybody know about that refrigerator at the job right right.

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Speaker 1: You got your name on it. It's tied in and

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Speaker 1: not you just secured it. Correct. This is called break

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Speaker 1: room bobbeque, break room barbecue. Let's get to a cat

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Speaker 1: dog if you would Hello, I'm trying to.

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Speaker 2: Speak to Eric.

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Speaker 1: Hey, man, let me tell you something with me, and

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Speaker 1: you're finna get some straight today. Dog right here, right now,

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Speaker 1: let me say this.

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Speaker 2: Man, who is what you're talking about? Right now?

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Speaker 1: This is Quincy right here, it's Quincy. I work in

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Speaker 1: the same building. I work on the same floor you

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Speaker 1: of people on the floor everybody kind of share the

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Speaker 1: breakroom when the refrigerator or whatever. But let me tell

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Speaker 1: you this right now, it's been brought to my attention

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Speaker 1: that you the person on on Tuesday, on Tuesday, all right,

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Speaker 1: that went in there and ate my barbecue ribs. All right,

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Speaker 1: they took me four five hours to smoke them.

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Speaker 2: Hey, whoa, whoa, So go down, so down you say

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Speaker 2: your name, Quincy, right, go down, quins my name, bringing

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. Don't worry about who told me.

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Speaker 1: But everybody said you always eating people's stuff. I break

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know who is everybody or whatever, but

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Speaker 2: I ain't eating nothing refrigerator. I go out and get

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Speaker 2: own food. So I don't know what you talk about

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Speaker 1: And let me say let me say that, let me

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm coming by your Cuba could tomorrow. I

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Speaker 1: see anything, I see some barbecue south anything remotely look

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Speaker 1: close to my barbecue ribs. I sweatche. I'm whooping your

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Speaker 2: There and your you need to Hey, you need to chill, man.

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Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not about to threats. Bro. I'm telling

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Speaker 2: you I wasn't the one that that did that. That

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Speaker 2: did that. I'm telling you that right now, So you

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Speaker 1: No, I ain't coming. I ain't calming down. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you right now, you're gonna get up in your cubical.

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Speaker 2: If I'm I'm saying. But I'm trying to tell you

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Speaker 2: I'm not the one that's doing that. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: So how come everybody say if anybody 't your food,

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Speaker 1: it's probably every one always eating everybody's stuff up.

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Speaker 2: They can say whatever they want to say. That don't

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Speaker 2: mean that I was the one that did that. That's

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Speaker 2: what I'm trying to tell you, Bro, That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: So they lying on you. Now, they lying on you.

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Speaker 1: They lying.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you they lying.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you that, so you do understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: If it's anything that remotely looked close to barbecue sauce, anything,

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Speaker 2: Man, Christy man, I was. I'm trying to be nice

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Speaker 2: to you on this bone, bro, But I told you

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Speaker 2: you threatening me again. You and your barbecue sandwich. Bro,

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Speaker 2: that's how that's how it is. Well, you and your

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Speaker 2: barbecue sallenge Bro, I Toald making me spress to me?

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Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, well gone admit that you gone a mint

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Speaker 1: that you ate it? Eric, gone ad mint it? Then

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Speaker 1: you know what?

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Speaker 2: You know what at this point speaking to you on

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Speaker 2: this phone like this, Bro, I really wish I ate

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Speaker 2: your salwich. Bro. I wish I did.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: I went out here.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, I smoked the ribs for

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Speaker 2: That's like the third threat you're gonna gave me.

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Speaker 2: That was good, Bro, that was good. At I'm so

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Speaker 2: glad I took that.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you admitting it? Now?

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Speaker 2: Now I'm telling you what you want to hear, Quincy,

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing right now. You want to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's that's show tomorrow. That show, that show

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Speaker 1: is tomorrow. The cubic.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you now, we're working in the same good, right.

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Speaker 2: I ain't going nowhere you know what floor, mat, I

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Speaker 2: ain't going nowhere for good. I don't know who you are.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how you got my number, brother, but

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Speaker 2: my floor. We can get we can get this cracking

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Speaker 2: in the lobby, Broke. In the lobby. You can get

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Speaker 2: your ribs broken, your ribs, not the ribs that you

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Speaker 2: cooked on that barbecue, your ribs. We can get it

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Speaker 2: cracking it.

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Speaker 1: It's whatever at this point, Eric, it's whatever. It's whatever. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's you know what. Matter of fact. I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna let the Shade know what's up. I'm gonna let

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Speaker 2: The Shame. I know she'd tell you nothing about eating

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Speaker 2: nothing like eating your food. Bro I know the Shade

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Speaker 1: No, No, the Shape, Now, the Shame Shade ain't say

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Speaker 1: you ain't no rib That ain't what the Shae told me.

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Speaker 2: So why you bringing her? Why you bring her up.

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Speaker 1: Then you want to know what the shade told me?

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Speaker 2: What did the shade told you? Bro? What she told

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Speaker 1: Shae told me to bring phone call you. This is

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Halt and Marty Shell. You

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by your co worker the shake.

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Speaker 2: What what? What the hell you talking about? Eric?

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Speaker 1: Check it out this nephew, tim me Bro, Steve Harvey,

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Speaker 1: mar the show, your girl, the Shade, your coworker got

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Speaker 1: me to prank you.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know.

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Speaker 2: What, man, Well you got my blood boiling?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Man, old the she she gonna get it. Bro,

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Speaker 2: She's gonna get it when I get back in there.

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Speaker 2: And I man, I listen to y'all every man, I

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Speaker 2: don't believe it. Man, Hey, you you got me?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, it is an honor, Bro, it is a man.

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Speaker 2: Hey Man, I love y'all. Man, I'm gonna get the shade.

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Speaker 2: You tell her her man is mine?

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Speaker 1: What you man? Do me a favor? Tell everybody? What

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Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 2: Man, The baddest radio showed and the lamb is Steve

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Speaker 2: hawks more on the show.

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Speaker 1: Baby Man, go get some ribs and have a nice day. Baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna do that, man, I'm gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: Come on, prank prank Saints, Frank Saint. That's right, Come on,

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Speaker 1: prank Saint. Get some praise up in here. Okay, what's that,

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Speaker 1: Frank sat Come on, Frank Saint. Thing all right? Give

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Speaker 1: me from pranking praise up in here and keep it

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Speaker 1: stupid as I am supposed to. Yeah, I'm just so.

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Speaker 1: I'm finna go through this again the night I went

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Speaker 1: through it the last last week. What's wrong? It's just

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Speaker 1: power ball. It's just not it's not landing on my numbers.

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Speaker 1: It's just I don't understand it with you. But they

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Speaker 1: got another drawing tonight. Let's see. I know it's a night.

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Speaker 1: Let's see. Let's see. I keep driving, and then I

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Speaker 1: got a certain strategy, you know. I'm I'm I'm stopping

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Speaker 1: then going out in the rule area. I'm out there too.

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Speaker 1: So many other people have that same strategy. Yeah, let

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Speaker 1: me just get one over here, just one, yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go over here. I'm ana buy a

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Speaker 1: hundred over here. Give me one hundred over here. I

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Speaker 1: got a strategy of it working. Do the same thing.

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Speaker 1: I pull up in the service stage. If I see

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Speaker 1: a food truck at the service stations, I'm going in there.

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Speaker 1: Got a food You're going to get my ticket. I'm

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Speaker 1: back out there again. I'm in these streets. I'm in

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Speaker 1: these powerball streets. That's right. What would you do if

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Speaker 1: you won all that money one more time? What would

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Speaker 1: you do? I would fake my death right in front

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Speaker 1: of my family, in front of them. Yes, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go get this real high tech guy out out out

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Speaker 1: of Hollywood. That's just gonna make me just go up

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Speaker 1: and flame right there in front of everybody. Y'all got

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Speaker 1: a funeral, do y'all thing, and I can assure you, wow,

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Speaker 1: life will go on. Y'all. Don't need me around, I

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Speaker 1: promise you don't. You don't need to see what I'm

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Speaker 1: finna do with this money. Okay, you don't need to

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Speaker 1: see it, but you do need to, But you do

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Speaker 1: need to see the nephew in Huntsville, Alabama. That would

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Speaker 1: be September nineteen and twenty, Levity Live Comedy Club, Leberty

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Speaker 1: Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, a nephew coming back through been

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Speaker 1: a few years. Get your tickets. They don't sell right now.

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Speaker 1: Ignorance is on the way, all right.

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Speaker 2: All right, all right, thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Put the power balls. You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show