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Speaker 1: or you can go to Brook and Jeffrey dot com

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Speaker 1: and hey, I'll shut up about how beautiful you are

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Speaker 1: and just get this show started. Let's get one.

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Speaker 2: The countdown to the Holidays is happening.

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Speaker 1: Chris, So I don't want it to be over though

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and we're almost

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Speaker 2: a week away from Christmas. And also hanukkah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it starts on the same weak Christmas.

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Speaker 2: He got the booze. Okay, we'll focus on Christmas, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure, But to celebrate we found a Christmas themed

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Speaker 2: poll update on the The question is, if Santa Claus

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Speaker 2: had a nationality, which country would he be from? Any

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Speaker 2: guesses on what The top answer would be, He's very white.

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Speaker 3: So some type of European.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Norway. Is this realistic or what we

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Speaker 1: want him to be because Australia, Sana would be.

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Speaker 2: I asked you a question. I didn't want questions back

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Speaker 2: at me.

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Speaker 1: I met Portuguese Santa last year. Yeah, crazy, he was skinny, Yeah, sky.

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Speaker 2: A little too many buttons on h Well, the number

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Speaker 2: one answer was I don't.

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Speaker 1: Know, Santa doesn't belong to a country.

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Speaker 2: After that, thirty thirty four percent said Norwegian Norway. Fifteen

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Speaker 2: percent said he'd be Canadian. I can see because and

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Speaker 2: then there was a tie between American and Russian at

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Speaker 2: six percent interest the American.

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Speaker 4: Russian I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we should start leaving him vodka out.

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Speaker 2: And we're going to know fifth of Stolichnaya board. That's

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Speaker 2: like obviously Americans took this poll because the rest of

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Speaker 2: the people said another country, I don't know where it is.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know the name of another country. Think the

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Speaker 1: public education system here.

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Speaker 2: Finnish, Danish, Turkish, who knows? But Brook is the Santa

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Speaker 2: track are going to be on at your house this year.

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Speaker 2: Yea Christmas.

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Speaker 1: We are so excited. The letters went out last week.

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Speaker 1: It is a big deal. Although I haven't planned a

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Speaker 1: Santa like meet up pictures or I haven't planned that yet.

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Speaker 1: I think we're just going to do them all this year.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to bring tears back.

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Speaker 2: So that's good. Let's move on. We got to get

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Speaker 2: to the Chakalla question of the day with a guy

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Speaker 2: waist and Elfish below. Digital j show us your nationality.

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Speaker 4: It's immortal down there.

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Speaker 5: It's the holidays, the magical time of year where the

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Speaker 5: trees go up, stockings are hung, and Mariah Carey defrost

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Speaker 5: for one live TV performance before going back into cryo hibernation.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't fully defrosted.

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Speaker 5: And while the reindeer are carbo loading for their big night,

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Speaker 5: no it's not eggnogg and red bull cocktails. Brook, Oh

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Speaker 5: a heart attack. We're stocking up on holiday knowledge for

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Speaker 5: a special Christmas trivia edition of tlenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: I can get drunk on that too, Jake, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't doubt you.

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Speaker 5: Give me a number one through twenty. I'll tell you

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Speaker 5: a fun fact about the Yule Tide season. You have

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Speaker 4: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Alexis Number one through twenty. Please five, number five Alexis.

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Speaker 5: The first artificial Christmas trees in the US were made

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Speaker 4: Is that true or false?

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Speaker 1: Wait? That means they were used Yeah, purpose the term

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Speaker 4: Tree, Alexis said, this is false. This is no, that's true.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't until the nineteen fifties they began making

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Speaker 5: Companies were making them out of the toilet brushes and

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Speaker 2: You could clean your toilet with your trees.

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Speaker 5: People aren't just buying eighty toilet brushes for Christmas?

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Speaker 3: Can we open the presents of the tree?

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Speaker 4: Let's go over to Jose. Alexis is out.

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Speaker 5: Jose held a number number four for Jose. The famous

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Speaker 4: Is that true or false?

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Speaker 1: That's so funny.

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Speaker 5: I don't think so, Jose said, that's false. That is well,

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Speaker 5: it was a funny idea. The song was always about love.

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Speaker 5: Mariah Carey came up with the melody and the lyrics

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Speaker 1: I actually wrote it with another guy. I won't argue.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, Okay, let's go to Brook instead, Brook haveing a

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Speaker 5: number two number two Brook. In the Victorian era, families

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Speaker 5: believe that reflective strands of tinsel would confuse and repel

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Speaker 5: evil holiday spirits trying to haunt their homes. This is

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Speaker 5: why some European families still use extra sparkly ornaments for

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Speaker 1: Interesting? We used to use tinsel and then out of

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Speaker 3: But you would think, like the lights and the positive energy.

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Speaker 1: know what? Victorian Area, Sure, we got all sorts of

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Speaker 4: Brooks said, that's true. That is we made that up. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 4: it's your turn.

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Speaker 5: How about a number have we done? Eight, Jeffrey. The

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Speaker 5: day of Jesus' birth is not mentioned in the Bible.

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Speaker 5: It was originally believed I have taken place on January sixth,

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Speaker 5: but was moved to December twenty fifth because it was

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Speaker 5: a better day to party.

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Speaker 2: Was Jesus a big party guy? He was turning like

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Speaker 4: Party's a good point.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like a pusher, Like he's the one

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Speaker 1: How do you think he converted so many people?

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Speaker 4: Come on, Judas do a keg stamp? Come on, here

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey said, that's true.

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Speaker 5: That is.

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Speaker 6: True.

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Speaker 5: In the fourth century, there were many pagan festivals occurring

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Speaker 5: give people an alternative way to celebrate.

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Speaker 1: Take a shop for Jesus.

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Speaker 5: We're down to just Jose and Jeffrey. We're talking Christmas trivia. Jose,

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Speaker 5: Santa's reindeer are all female because male reindeer lose their

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Speaker 3: This is true?

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Speaker 5: Jose said, this is true. It is it's true. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: we're down to sudden death. I need one number from

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Speaker 5: you for the win or the loss. Okay, number nineteen

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Speaker 5: nineteen Jeffrey. Candy canes were invented to keep children quiet.

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Speaker 5: Is that true or false?

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Speaker 2: Should be pretty much every invention that's supposed to be,

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Speaker 2: like a treat or food, is always to promote abstinence.

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Speaker 2: Ram crackers, ram crackers, every like child invention is always

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that's not true. It was used for abstinence,

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Speaker 5: Candy Canes were not used to keep kids quiet. There

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Speaker 5: for abstinence, that is, that's true. In the seventeenth century,

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Speaker 5: a choir master in Germany handed out white sugary sticks

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Speaker 5: to children during church as an early form of parental bribery.

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Speaker 5: Some people couldn't hear the sermon.

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Speaker 7: And again you're.

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Speaker 3: Looking at her sucking on it. It takes a while.

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Speaker 5: She said, Jose, you have won today's edition up twenty

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Speaker 2: And Jose, you get to choose who get shocked while

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Speaker 2: singing Santa Baby by earth a Kit. Who's that gonna be?

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with Brooke Santa Baby, just lamp a

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Speaker 8: sable lander, that tree for me, Bannon Apple, good girl,

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Speaker 8: Santa Baby's.

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Speaker 2: Used your nineteen sixties voice for that. That's your shot

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Speaker 2: collar question of the day. You got your phone tap

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Speaker 2: coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It has been a tough year for some companies. It's

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Speaker 2: brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I know, another bankruptcy, but they still get a bonus.

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Speaker 2: All over the country, people have been venting online about

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Speaker 2: the cheap and terrible holiday bonuses and gifts that they've

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like our holiday party where we had to cook

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Speaker 1: our own cookies to bring.

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Speaker 2: To the party and nobody did. But here's a few

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Speaker 2: of the top ones. One sales team was gifted a

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Speaker 2: book on how to be better at sales.

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Speaker 1: Such a backhand accomplish.

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Speaker 2: If you want to make more money, earn it. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: that's fair. Another one said, I used to work at

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Speaker 2: the cheesecake factory and one year management gave everyone a

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Speaker 2: cheesecake from COSTCOA.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you get tired of your own thing.

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Speaker 3: You know, they're definitely cheaper than the.

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Speaker 2: One person said this year, my company through a mandatory

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Speaker 2: attend that. Yeah, they did it, like yeah, it's open bar.

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Speaker 3: You're like, this is great, A hundred bucks ahead.

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Speaker 2: Someone said they were gifted a subscription to the Jelly

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Speaker 2: of the Month club. I can't wait for months and finally.

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Speaker 2: One worker from a large tech company said we were

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Speaker 2: told we were getting nothing, and the reason not everyone

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Speaker 2: celebrates Christmas, so it wouldn't be fair.

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Speaker 1: We don't call it a holiday gift.

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Speaker 6: Your end.

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Speaker 2: Diversity weaponized for the holidays.

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Speaker 4: That's how you do it.

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Speaker 1: I haven't gotten the four chocolates we usually get.

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Speaker 3: Have you guys gotten four? That's all we get?

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Speaker 2: The chocolate person probab was putt into retirement. All right,

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories is coming up. It's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 2: helping out the shy guys who don't have a holiday

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Speaker 2: date this year with mistletoe drones. Type in your crushes

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Speaker 2: address and the drone will suddenly show up to her

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Speaker 2: get a kiss this year.

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Speaker 2: That's right, and it's all thanks to Laser Stories, the

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Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: There's other tonsil touchers just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 2: is out of Louisiana. It was around midnight when Domino's

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Speaker 1: Said the same thing as the sounding you guys.

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Speaker 2: Are on the same page. As Terrence got out of

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Speaker 3: Nobody got you already got the buddy.

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Speaker 2: Terrence gave it to him and then reported the incident

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Speaker 2: at just around midnight, and you guessed it, the same

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Speaker 3: Just keep calling him back.

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Speaker 1: Now he's up to forty bucks.

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Speaker 2: The same exact dude jumped out, took the pizza and

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Speaker 1: You know, I do like a robber that's not picky

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Speaker 2: However, this time police were able to track him down

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Speaker 3: That'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Do you think he would have given himself up if

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Speaker 1: it would have been Hawaiian pizza?

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Speaker 2: Again, I deserve to be buying virus for this.

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Speaker 1: I wait to be arrested.

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Speaker 2: So they took him away and not Surprisingly, a little

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Speaker 1: Oh can't fool me three times.

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Speaker 3: Sir An.

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Speaker 2: He didn't bite this time, and he says he is

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Speaker 2: botox boulevard.

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Speaker 3: Yay, I'm saying, my face.

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Speaker 2: The latest rage in plastic surgery is not cheap, but

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Why A fifty one year old woman named Ulka Dogan

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Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna change it at least a

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Speaker 1: She looks kind of creepy, very blue, like crystal blue.

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Speaker 1: I like her dark hazel that she had before. Her

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Speaker 2: Chestnut would not smash.

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Speaker 1: No. I'm sorry, but somebody needs If you're going to

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Speaker 1: die job. You need to get better fake lashes.

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Speaker 3: I just worry about the rest.

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Speaker 2: Well, that makes it awkward.

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Speaker 1: They're missing some chunks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes it awkward because Olka has been invited

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Speaker 9: Eyes beautiful, I mean great eyes.

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Speaker 2: We will have the picture off on the Broken Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: Instant Stories if you want to see. Olka decided not

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Speaker 2: every single pinny she has been wearing. She's been wearing

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Speaker 1: Wow, I can't believe she feels like it's worth it.

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Speaker 1: She must have a lot of cash to throw down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the surgery is not approved by the FDA yet yet.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 1: Then, like bringing cash to a back alley.

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Speaker 2: It uses a laser to poke two tiny holes into

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Speaker 2: her corneas. No, then they fill those holes up with

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Speaker 2: die Nope.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 2: There are eleven colors to choose from, including emeralds, green, musky, lagoon,

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Speaker 1: It's well, you know it's not FDA approved. You don't

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Speaker 2: Just harvested from a bee high. You are fully awake

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Speaker 2: This last year he's seen over seven hundred and fifty.

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Speaker 1: Yohney, that's crazy. Now all have the exact same color.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of the feast Forum.

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Speaker 2: A company surveyed one thousand people on weight loss medications

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Speaker 2: like ozempic and we goovy, and twelve percent of the

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Speaker 2: Americans on those drugs say they plan to pause them

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Speaker 2: over the holidays so that they can indulge. Can you

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Speaker 2: do that?

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Speaker 1: Can you just like be like man pause in my ocempic.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know if that was an option.

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Speaker 2: I don't think. You just stop stabbing yourself with the injections.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Side effect, The top food temptations for people on weight

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Fifty four percent of people want to be able to

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Speaker 2: scarf down more of those without thinking about their waistline.

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Speaker 2: Forty eight percent of Americans say potatoes of some kind,

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Speaker 2: mashed or scalloped, are just too hard to pass up.

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Speaker 1: What about it just raw with a little salt, straight

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Speaker 1: out of the ground. Don't even wash it potato?

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Speaker 2: No, Oh, they're pretty good like an apple.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, put a little salt on them.

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe a few years, I'll hate myself enough to

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Speaker 2: try it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a juicy potato.

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Speaker 2: Yeah they are.

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Speaker 1: They have water in them.

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Speaker 2: And it isn't just holiday dinners and gatherings. In the poll,

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Speaker 2: sixty four percent of people say they regularly skip the

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Speaker 2: drugs during vacations and on trips, and a good chunk

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Speaker 2: also don't take them around birthdays, weddings, or even big dates.

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Speaker 3: That's ironic, as I take more drugs during the holiday.

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Speaker 1: Yes, those are the fun ones.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, true, not the ones that don't make me eat more.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Holiday Headquarters. The

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Speaker 2: movie Elf is set in New York, and a big

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Speaker 2: part of the movie involves generating enough Christmas spirit for

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Speaker 2: Santa and his reindeer. Yeah, so, let me just say

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Speaker 2: it's a good thing. The movie wasn't set in Anchorage.

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Speaker 2: According to a recent website that analyzed a bunch of

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Speaker 2: Google search data to determine which states have the most

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Speaker 2: and least Christmas spirit. And wouldn't you know, the one

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Speaker 3: That's like Santa's neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: The state with the most Christmas Spirit was surprisingly Utah.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense, high religion, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: Other states with the most Christmas Spirit are Virginia, Illinois, Washington, Texas, Maryland, California,

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Speaker 1: Wow, pick it up, Okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Spirit shame everybody. As for this guy, he's all about

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Speaker 2: Christmas spirit. Yeah, and that's why at first glance it

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Speaker 2: may look like he's in camouflage, but really he's just

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Speaker 4: All around his show.

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Speaker 2: He knows how to celebrate the holidays, and his laser

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Speaker 2: stories has comes to an end for the day. Well,

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Speaker 2: we'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What's the sign of a true friendship giving them a

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Speaker 2: ride to the airport.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, But uber driver does that?

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Speaker 2: What about an invite to your above ground pool party,

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Speaker 2: getting closer? Buying them a birthday cameo from figure skating

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Speaker 2: legend Tara Lipinsky. I, yes, that's a true friend, but

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Speaker 2: it's not what I'm talking about today. I'm talking about

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Speaker 2: when best friends prank each other to show how much

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Speaker 2: they really care. Yeah, because that's what one guy did.

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Speaker 2: He did the sweetest thing ever and gave his buddy

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Speaker 2: the loser line phone number. So unlike the ones that

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Speaker 2: he's meeting with someone at a secret location with a

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Speaker 2: special pass woman. You're gonna hear it in a brand

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Speaker 2: new loser line coming up right after this.

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Speaker 11: You wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 6: It's the Loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good, just call me back if.

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Speaker 2: You ever heard the loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 2: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 2: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hi, sweetheart,

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Speaker 2: I wish you were a computer so I could select

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Speaker 2: all on your clothes and then hit the lead. Oh

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Speaker 2: that some computer humor.

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Speaker 1: It's funny.

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Speaker 2: After he says that whatever you do, don't ask him

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Speaker 2: to show you the latest structure that he just builds

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Speaker 2: in Minecraft. Instead, tell him that you have an empty

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Speaker 2: USB port that's excited, and then give him the number

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Speaker 2: of the loser line so hopefully he leaves an awkward

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Speaker 2: this one.

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Speaker 7: Hey, you know, I was super impressed with you last

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Speaker 7: night about all of your all of your movie movie quotes,

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Speaker 7: and honestly, I haven't really found anybody better at trivia

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Speaker 7: like that than I am. I mean, so, I'm just

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Speaker 7: a guy leaving a message for a girl asking her

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Speaker 7: to go out with him. I mean, you had me

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Speaker 7: at Hello there and I.

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Speaker 4: Got a warrior.

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Speaker 7: Every man I've ever gone out with has been Rorwind.

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Speaker 7: Sorry that that was pretty bad, but yeah, you you

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Speaker 7: make me want to be a better man, and you

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Speaker 7: make me feel like I'm Kay of the world. And

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Speaker 7: I'll tell you what you if you go to dinner

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Speaker 7: with me, I'll make you enough.

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Speaker 5: But you can't refuse.

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Speaker 7: Anyway, no matter where we go out, as long as

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Speaker 7: it's not for from Mexican food, Because if we go

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Speaker 7: out from Mexican food. You shall not pass. See what

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Speaker 7: I see what I did there? That was the that

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Speaker 7: was the part joke.

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Speaker 1: Next, I didn't get the part joke.

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Speaker 3: At the Yeah. It was so up and down. Some

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Speaker 3: of them I was like, okay, other ones I was like, hey,

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Speaker 3: that was actually funny.

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Speaker 1: A minute, I was just watching a lessis's face because

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Speaker 1: I don't think you've probably made one of those movies.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I caught on they were quotes. Eventually, so confused.

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Speaker 2: These loser line calls are like a box of chocolates.

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Speaker 2: Mostly yeah.

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Speaker 12: Next method, Hi, this is Christy.

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Speaker 13: I met at the party.

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Speaker 14: Uh.

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Speaker 13: I was the blonde with curly hair like I normally

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Speaker 13: don't do this, but I'm kind of desperate right now

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Speaker 13: and I'm not sure if you're interested. You did say that, Okay,

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Speaker 13: hey sorry, I know you do odd jobs, so she said,

449
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Speaker 13: And I'm not looking for anything romantic. I actually am married.

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Speaker 13: Would you mind baby City? I spoke to my husband

451
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Speaker 13: and her husband and.

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Speaker 15: He said, he's cool having a stripper. Watched the baby

453
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Speaker 15: is not supposed to it to you know, pig cash

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Speaker 15: and so.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, if you're available tonight, please call me, Please call me.

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Speaker 16: Next message for.

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Speaker 2: A second, I thought she was calling a random person

458
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Speaker 2: on Craigslist to watch her kid. But it's just a stripper.

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Speaker 1: I feel like strippers could be pretty good at watching kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you remember you special Loser line number. If

461
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Speaker 2: you text the word loser l O s e R

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Speaker 2: to seven eight five nine to give it out to

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Speaker 2: us ripper that you want to have watch your baby

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Speaker 2: so that they can call the Loser Line and leave

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Speaker 2: an awkward voicemail that we can play voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 16: What's going on is J you know the dude you

467
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Speaker 16: were totally scooping out last night at the bar, and uh,

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Speaker 16: it was just like houn you to see if you

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Speaker 16: want to get together, you know, get some pina coladas,

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Speaker 16: maybe steck.

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Speaker 4: From the beach.

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Speaker 16: But really, girl, Like I didn't say this last night,

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Speaker 16: you know, because I didn't want to like come on

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Speaker 16: too strong right away.

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Speaker 10: But I actually have like a dope set up in

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Speaker 10: my house, got.

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Speaker 16: A camera, you know, and I've actually made some only

478
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Speaker 16: fans for other girls in the past, and I think

479
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Speaker 16: you would just kill it. I mean, I'm talking my

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Speaker 16: money on money on money and I only take like

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Speaker 16: twenty five percent, you know, small amount so like, maybe

482
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Speaker 16: we get together shoot some stuff on the only fans.

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Speaker 10: Then maybe have some fun afterwards.

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Speaker 14: If you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I just want to guy literally crawled out of

486
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Speaker 1: my skin.

487
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Speaker 2: That he was so crazy even the voicemail machine cut

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Speaker 2: him off.

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Speaker 14: Next message, Hey, Chanho, I think this is the man.

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Speaker 14: I'm at the spot. I think I'm at the spot.

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Speaker 14: My buddy gave me your number and he told me

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Speaker 14: to tell you that the Cheetos were crunchy, and he

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Speaker 14: said you would know what I was talking about. But yeah, man,

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Speaker 14: I'm in my car. I don't I don't know if

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Speaker 14: that's is that that you were there now that I

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Speaker 14: don't think that's you. But yeah, man, I'm uh, I'm

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Speaker 14: here for the stuff and that the Cheetos they're super crunchy,

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Speaker 14: all right, And I'm sorry if I'm not saying it right.

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 14: This is my this is my first time doing it.

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Speaker 14: I'm looking at the paper that my buddy gave me

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Speaker 14: and he said, if if the Cheetahs line doesn't work,

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Speaker 14: he said, I should tell you cool unicorns rule. So

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Speaker 14: I don't know if that gives me like a discount

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Speaker 14: or an upgrade or what. Get I'm in so I

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Speaker 14: guess let's party Tonto. If that's your real name. I

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Speaker 14: don't know if I should even say that anyway, Just yeah,

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Speaker 14: I'm here, dude.

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Speaker 3: Guys, someone buying drugs for the first time.

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Speaker 2: I know, we always get to enjoy hearing you know,

511
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Speaker 2: young love calls on these, but rarely do we get

512
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: to enjoy a young first time drug call. It's beautiful.

513
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Speaker 2: He's gonna remember this for the rest of his life.

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Speaker 3: It's like, it's not like the movies. There's not a.

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Speaker 2: I wonder how long he sat there before he finally

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Speaker 2: realized what.

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Speaker 4: Was going on.

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Speaker 3: I scope out in the parking lot. Are you John, Joe?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say he asked at least to.

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Speaker 10: Remember.

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Speaker 2: You can listen to Lose a line regularly at this

522
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Speaker 2: time every week, and remember it. Hit up our socials

523
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Speaker 2: for more hilarious calls at Brook and Jeffrey on Insta, YouTube, TikTok,

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Speaker 2: and Facebook phone taps. Coming up next.

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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey In the morning.

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Speaker 2: Today, we call a guy who works at the food

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Speaker 2: court in a mall, and we've heard that during his

528
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 2: breaks he likes to walk over to Macy's and use

529
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Speaker 2: their free cologne samples so that I can smell nice

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Speaker 2: for his girlfriend after work.

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Speaker 1: Betty gets extra tips too.

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Speaker 4: Nice thing.

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Speaker 2: Well, his girlfriend took that sweet little gesture and asked

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Speaker 2: us to use it against him for a prank. That

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Speaker 2: is dbus.

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Speaker 1: She's a good girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: The only person who could pull off something that ruthless

538
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 2: is Brooke, So she's gonna make this dude awfully uncomfortable

539
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 2: in your phone.

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Speaker 6: Tap right now a.

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Speaker 11: Pretzels.

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Speaker 1: Hi, I'm looking for an employee there named Eli.

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Speaker 11: This is Eli.

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Speaker 1: Oh, funny, you're Eli.

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Speaker 13: We have a problem.

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Speaker 11: Okay, who is this?

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Speaker 1: My name's Betty and I'm the director of Macy's employee operations.

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Speaker 11: Okay, did you call to order some pretzels or something?

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00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: No? No, I called to discuss your breaks from the

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Speaker 1: pretzel shop. Do you ever happen to walk over into

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Speaker 1: the Macy's store?

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Speaker 10: Uh?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I guess occasionally, Okay occasionally.

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Speaker 1: It's funny.

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Speaker 11: What's going on here? I'm kind of confused.

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Speaker 1: I just need to know when you're inside Macy's do

557
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: you ever peruse the store? We have you on security camera.

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Speaker 11: What are you saying I stole something? Because that's not

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Speaker 11: anything I would ever.

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00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: Do eyes in the sky. You lie, they don't lie.

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Speaker 11: I'm telling you I didn't steal anything. I really didn't.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, get played dumb? All right, I'll tell you

563
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Speaker 1: the issue I've gotten back over the security tapes and

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Speaker 1: the days you work at the pretzel shop. I see

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Speaker 1: you go buy the men's section and do a little

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Speaker 1: sprits of the sample cologne. But what you're just okay

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Speaker 1: with stealing from the store. Pretty shocking response. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: sample cologne with a three sprits limit?

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Speaker 11: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: It's clearly written on the post it right on the glass.

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Speaker 1: Three sprints is per customer.

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Speaker 11: I never seen that something written on the glass. How

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Speaker 11: am I supposed to know?

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Speaker 1: It's always playing? I get it all right, listen. I

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Speaker 1: spoke to my supervisor about it, and he wanted to

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Speaker 1: press charges.

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Speaker 11: For using the sample cologne over.

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Speaker 1: The given limit. Using the sample coloone that's not using anymore.

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Speaker 1: That's stealing at that point.

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Speaker 11: I didn't know there was a limit.

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Speaker 1: It's not clear, listen. I talked him down, But only

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Speaker 1: if you pay us back for the colone that you used.

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Speaker 11: You're telling me I have to pay you back for

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Speaker 11: free samples that everyone uses when they come in there.

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Speaker 1: It's not free after three. That's our slogan around here. Okay,

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00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna need your credit card right now, and

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Speaker 1: we can just charge the three hundred and eighty two

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Speaker 1: dollars in ninety nine.

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Speaker 12: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 11: I'm not paying four hundred dollars for sample.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say four hundred, did I, Ela.

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Speaker 11: I'm just about four hundred.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you do not know how lucky you are, sir.

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Speaker 1: I mean, just last week we had someone arrested for

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Speaker 1: trying on too many pairs of shoe.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, Now you're just crazy.

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Speaker 1: This is what you crossed out in the day. I

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Speaker 1: don't care if nothing fit, but you do not take

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Speaker 1: advantage of us.

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Speaker 11: I'm not taking advantage of you. I work at the

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Speaker 11: mod just around the corner, so I don't understand why

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Speaker 11: you just didn't say something to be.

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Speaker 1: They'll hire anyone these days, won't they.

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Speaker 11: I don't like this. I'm gonna have to just come

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Speaker 11: down there and talk to somebody and sort this out.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'll have you know, if you set foot on

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Speaker 1: our premises, I'll have our security guard roll you so

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Speaker 1: hard your future children will have a headache when they're born.

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Speaker 11: What you're threatening me?

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Speaker 1: Oh, don't you cry to your girlfriend about it? Jasmine?

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Speaker 1: What Jasmine, she's actually the one who ratted you out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's a radio station to do a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call on you.

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Speaker 12: What ye?

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Speaker 1: This is actually brug from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, Jasmine said you like to take breaks at

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Speaker 1: Macy's and then go try to smell good for it

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Speaker 1: or something.

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Speaker 11: I can't believe she would even tell people about that,

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Speaker 11: Like it is kind of embarrassing, but I.

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Speaker 4: Was, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: You just got to spread it out a little bit,

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00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: you know, hit up a couple of different department stores,

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00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: hit the three springs limit at each one. That's how

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Speaker 1: I do it anyway, not a bad idea. And I

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Speaker 1: love the free deodorant section. It's great.

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Speaker 11: I haven't heard of that section, but you know, yeah,

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Speaker 11: maybe I won't be buying deodorant anymore either.

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Speaker 6: Wake Up every Morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 6: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: You know, Mark Twain famously said tragedy plus time equals

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Speaker 2: quick alexis what.

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00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. Tragedy time not happiness.

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Speaker 3: Like Mark Twain.

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00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: Samuel plus time equals comedy. Oh that's what Mark Twain said. No,

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00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: after tragedy, you need to give it enough time before.

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Speaker 1: It's that's his recipe for humor.

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00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: And one of our listeners says he got pitched a

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Speaker 2: funny first date idea that he now regrets saying yes to.

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Speaker 2: And in all of our years doing the show, this

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Speaker 2: was a first. We've never heard an idea like this

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00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 2: for a date. It probably is going to be the

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Speaker 2: last time we ever hear about it, because while it

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00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: sounded good at the start, it ended stinking worse than

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Speaker 2: some of Brook's homemade lunches that she brings into the arm.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I'm self aware that's not a

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Speaker 1: good thing.

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Speaker 2: You're going to hear all about what it was when

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Speaker 2: we do your second date update Next, second date Update date.

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Speaker 2: What happens if you meet someone on a dating app

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Speaker 2: and you find out that both of you have been

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Speaker 2: in the dating pool for way too long. That's when

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Speaker 2: you need to mix it up. Like one of our listeners,

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Speaker 2: Wane did recently. Did he suggest both of them dress

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Speaker 2: up as their power ranger and meet in front of

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Speaker 2: the police station.

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Speaker 1: That's actually really fund power ranger. Didn't he didn't do that,

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Speaker 1: Oh he didn't.

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Speaker 2: It would have been a fantastic idea. Yeah, yeah, said,

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Speaker 2: he went a different direction, And now he says he's

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Speaker 2: living with a medium amount of regret.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like that. Most adults live that way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but sleep at night, Wayne, only in ninety chances

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Speaker 2: are going to regret asking us for help today. So

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show. Now must stay.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm having some regret. You know, it started as

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Speaker 10: a good idea, don't they all.

670
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Speaker 2: We'll get to your questionable idea in just a second,

671
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 2: but first, tell us about the girl that you went

672
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 2: out with. Who's she?

673
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 10: And Isabella? Okay?

674
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 6: Name?

675
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? And from Jeffrey's description, it sounds like, I don't know,

676
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: maybe you're a little exhausted from online dating. Oh definitely, okay,

677
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: aren't we all? Okay? I mean, do you still have

678
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: hope going into a first date with someone when you're

679
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: just tired of it? All?

680
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 10: I have a sliver of yeah, But it's like, all right,

681
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 10: give me a reason.

682
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 2: So tell us about what you wanted to do with Isabella.

683
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, so Isabella. You know a couple of weeks

684
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 10: you were chatting and we just had really awesome conversations

685
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 10: and like talked about our favorite candy and like our

686
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 10: top three?

687
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is your favorite candiyidding.

688
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 10: Pieces?

689
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, it's not does.

690
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: Your first date have to do with like a candy

691
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 2: shop or something?

692
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 10: No, but kind of like a game. Well basically we

693
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 10: had so many fun conversations and she was like, it

694
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 10: never translates into a good first date. And I was like, well,

695
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 10: let's just skip the first date then, and you can

696
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 10: pretend like it's our second or third date.

697
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: Oh can you do that?

698
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 3: I like that?

699
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, you could do that.

700
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: You can act like you remember last time when we

701
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: talked about why are you telling me the story again? Yeah?

702
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 10: We're getting along so well. And she was like, well,

703
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 10: what have we pretended it was our one year anniversary?

704
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 6: Whoa?

705
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: That escalated quickly, sir.

706
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 2: You're like, let's jump right to the divorce and start

707
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: breaking up items.

708
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 3: It's been one year. You still won't sleep with me.

709
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: When were you into that idea?

710
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 10: Uh? You know? Yeah? I was like why not? What

711
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 10: have we got to lose?

712
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 15: It?

713
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: This street and you may get a free dessert out

714
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: of it from the restaurant, you know, whenever they know

715
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: it's an anniversary.

716
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So what'd you end up doing?

717
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 10: Oh, we made a reservation for a one year anniversary

718
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 10: and I ordered actually a bottle champagne and oh.

719
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: You're a good boyfriend. After a whole year.

720
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 10: We had to put out flowers with a card. Oh yeah,

721
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 10: one year down, forever to go.

722
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 2: I want to steal this one year down forever to go.

723
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 2: That was the card.

724
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, answer. Did she think that's funny or did

725
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: it feel like too much to her? Because you really

726
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: took this too like a serious level.

727
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 10: You owned it when we met, Like we had the

728
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 10: happy one year like anniversary jokes, and you know she

729
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 10: was into it too. She came with like a president

730
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 10: for me, which I was. Yeah. Her person was a

731
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 10: fake coupon book.

732
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: That's really funny.

733
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 3: Free hug.

734
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, it was done like that, but to kind

735
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 10: of like starcat except free hug. It was like hug

736
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 10: yourself or to the laundry yourself.

737
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 2: Oh oh, that's more like the ten year anniversary.

738
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, she sounds really funny. Did you guys laugh a

739
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: lot on your date?

740
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, the first like fifteen twenty minutes of the dinner

741
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,760
Speaker 10: pretty fun. Okay, then it got a little serious.

742
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 2: Oh serious.

743
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 10: It probably was me. I was too into it, took

744
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 10: it too far because I started kind of telling her

745
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 10: who she can be friends with, you know what, Like

746
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 10: I don't actually know any of her friends, so I

747
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 10: was kind of making it up.

748
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: You turned into the boyfriend that she wants to dump.

749
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: Is well?

750
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, like.

751
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: The hopefully you told her don't hang around Brooke because

752
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 2: she's a wet blanket about your date idea.

753
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 10: O terrible, But you know, Lame's a bad influence she

754
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 10: you know, Like, what do you mean? I don't know

755
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 10: if she meant what do you mean? Who's Lane or what?

756
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 2: Because there is no Lane?

757
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you were a toxic boyfriend, Like what happened

758
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: to the romantic guy that she was dating, you know,

759
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: fake dating?

760
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I had to have fixed in a

761
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 10: little bit of real fake life.

762
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 1: Dude. That's exactly why she's not calling you.

763
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 2: You have to create some fake lows to enjoy those

764
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 2: fake highs in your relationships.

765
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 1: You don't put up with that type of crap in

766
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: a relationship.

767
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 2: You can single long enough, he has to do something.

768
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised anymore.

769
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, was that it was there more to the.

770
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 10: Day, it kind of got worse, perhaps because then we

771
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 10: kind of shifted in the topic of how to discipline

772
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 10: you know, our kids.

773
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 2: You're on.

774
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 1: You don't even have kids.

775
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 10: No, we don't have kids now, but in the one

776
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 10: anniversary world, it's normal to talk about, you know, how

777
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 10: would you discipline kids.

778
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 2: You didn't see eye to eye on how to parent

779
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: your fake children.

780
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 10: No, we were disagreeing a lot about that, and she

781
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 10: said something about my mom being overbearing.

782
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: I mean, how much longer did you guys last after that?

783
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 10: Well, you know, it was hard coming out of like

784
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 10: the overbearing mom thing. It got a little awkward. It

785
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 10: just wasn't a good idea.

786
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 2: All right, man, Well, it sounds like you had a

787
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 2: couple hiccups on the date, very tiny ones.

788
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 3: But we're.

789
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: Every relationship goes through these moments before they find they're

790
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 2: like strip, isn't that right, Brooke?

791
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: The first date.

792
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 2: Aversary makes sense. So we're gonna play a song, We're

793
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 2: gonna come back. We're gonna call your girlfriend of one year, Isabella,

794
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 2: and we're gonna see if we can get her to

795
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 2: go out with you one more time? Okay, the second time?

796
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 3: Hold on.

797
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 2: Second date update. Jose keeps telling me off the air

798
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: that he's gonna steal this date idea I am, even

799
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 2: though the girl clearly isn't calling back after it.

800
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: It ended in total disaster. But it's so funny left

801
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: at each other.

802
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 2: If a girl wasn't calling you back, Jose, Usually that's

803
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: a bad sign.

804
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 3: I know, but it's just like, how much fun could

805
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 3: you have imagining your one year university?

806
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: He just wants to be in a relationship so bad.

807
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 2: But we're talking about one of our listeners, Wayne, who

808
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: just went out on a date with someone named Isabella,

809
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 2: and on their first date, they pretended that it was

810
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 2: their one year anniversary, so they set it all up

811
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 2: with champagne and flowers at a restaurant. But Wayne thinks

812
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 2: he may have over committed to the character when he

813
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 2: made some jokey comments about who Isabella can and can't

814
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 2: hang out with and how they are going to parent

815
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 2: their future non existent children someday down the road.

816
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: It's fake, guys, I know, Wayne, Why did you go

817
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 1: with controlling boyfriend as your PERSONA?

818
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't really thinking I was

819
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 10: doing controlling, boyfriend. I was just thinking, you know, one

820
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 10: year you have these little.

821
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: Lake No telling someone who they can and can't hang

822
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: out with is very controlling.

823
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 10: I mean I was just looking out for lanes of

824
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 10: bad influence.

825
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a good lane in my life yet it.

826
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: Guys, it's funny.

827
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 2: Didn't your husband buy you a dish rack on your

828
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 2: one year anniversary?

829
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: It's true, yeah, but he never tried to tell me

830
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: who I couldn't couldn't hang out that get.

831
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 2: In the kitchen and dishes, don't get the water all

832
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 2: over the counter.

833
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 3: I'm hanging out with mister clean.

834
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: So it can't turn out any worse than that, right, Wayne,

835
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 2: Let's just call Isabella and see here we go. I'm

836
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 2: gonna Isabella, let's do this.

837
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 12: Hello.

838
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 2: Hey, is this Isabella? Yes, Hey Isabella. My name is

839
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 2: jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

840
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: the Morning.

841
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 11: Okay, like that, sass.

842
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's funny, really funny? Isabella already?

843
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, this is the whole morning show that's a brooke.

844
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: You probably know their social media handle Brook Fox Fox.

845
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.

846
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,760
Speaker 2: At hilarious everything. Yeah, and then Alexis at Alexis Fuller

847
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 2: sixteen sixteen. OK, I don't follow you, guys.

848
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: We're not calling because of social media.

849
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 2: Just see follow us. We're doing a segment on this

850
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 2: show asking about somebody that you went out with recently

851
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: named Wayne.

852
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 6: Oh oh.

853
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 2: Was that a good?

854
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 15: Oh?

855
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 2: You want to know, Well, we want to know what

856
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 2: you thought about your date because we've heard a little

857
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 2: bit about it from Wayne, but we'd like to get

858
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 2: your perspective on it. Was it was it pers dancing

859
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 2: a corner?

860
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 17: I mean I think it was a really clever idea

861
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 17: of mine.

862
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did do the one year anniversary thing? Yeah?

863
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 6: Yeah?

864
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 2: Can you tell Brooke what an amazing idea? That date

865
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 2: was so fun? It sounds like she doesn't believe that

866
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 2: people can have fun doing that.

867
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it didn't sound fun. It just you know,

868
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, it depends on what you think, Like,

869
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,479
Speaker 1: did you think it was fun?

870
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 17: I mean it started out pretty fun because like it

871
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 17: was silly and just like, yeah, we already know each other,

872
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 17: we've known each other for a year or whatever. But

873
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 17: then like I don't know, we're talking about our family

874
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 17: and there was like this weird moment where I made

875
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 17: this joke about his mom being overbearing and stuff like.

876
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: That, which is a pretty stereotypical mother in law joke, Like.

877
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 17: Absolutely, But his response to that was like, are you

878
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 17: sure you want to eat that pasta? Like I want

879
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 17: you to live along and help you life, and I

880
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 17: don't know if that could be something that's a part

881
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 17: of your Dietah.

882
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 1: Heready told me about the friend thing.

883
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: Too, Like why is he doing or does he have

884
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 2: kind of a point if he wants you to live long?

885
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 2: And I mean, if he really cared about.

886
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 1: You red But then he like he like brought up

887
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: this person.

888
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 17: I can't even remember her name, but like he brought

889
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 17: up this person because it was made up or whatever.

890
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 17: But he was like I don't want you seeing her anymore,

891
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 17: bad influence for you and blah blah blah, and like yeah,

892
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 17: it was made up.

893
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 12: But like I would kind of a red flag for me.

894
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,919
Speaker 1: I would have a larm bells going off left and right,

895
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: like wait, I'm.

896
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 2: Another saying you made a joke about his mom being overbearing.

897
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: But it's like a stereotypical joke, right, Oh, why is

898
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: that okay? Because it's not talking about who he is

899
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: as a person.

900
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 2: She's not talking about who she is as a person.

901
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 10: Can I just say something? It wasn't a real person.

902
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh sorry, that's Wayne, Isabella. He just jumped in

903
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 2: the conversation a person.

904
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 10: Isabella, we were we were in it together for one

905
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 10: year anniversary. I don't know when you talking about my

906
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,959
Speaker 10: mom and even though she is very overbearing, you don't

907
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 10: know her.

908
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 3: You hit a nail on the head.

909
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 17: Huh, you're not listening, like you're saying about the mom.

910
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 17: And then you completely changed around onto me and something

911
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 17: about me as a person, and it's like that didn't

912
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 17: really hit well, you know, we weren't. We were joking

913
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 17: about our family, and then suddenly you started telling you

914
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 17: I shouldn't eat costa Like yeah.

915
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: Uh, family joking is okay, but talking about food that

916
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 2: crosses the line.

917
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: What they can or can't eat. Can can't hang out.

918
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: With your safety and health and health.

919
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: She's not child, you're not her dad, Like get out

920
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: of here, And why do you think boyfriends act that way?

921
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: Like if you're just even if you're just pretending, and

922
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: like pasta.

923
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 17: Isn't even bad for you?

924
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 10: Like what are you?

925
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 17: What are you doing? You're basically just feeding into the

926
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 17: stereotype that carbs make you fat and I'm fat, Like.

927
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 10: I didn't mean it like that. I was coming from

928
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 10: the health perspective and sharing about you want to have

929
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 10: a healthy long boxer's life together.

930
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: No. I mean, it'd be one thing if you said

931
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: don't smoke.

932
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 3: You know what's wrong with smoking.

933
00:45:58,800 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 10: Legal?

934
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 3: You're telling me what I can and can't do her, Jeff.

935
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 10: I mean, if it wasn't positive, there wouldn't be the

936
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 10: freak out.

937
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,919
Speaker 2: I mean, it seems like a big freak out over

938
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 2: one thing. Is that all that it was? He made

939
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 2: a bad joke about what she can and can eat

940
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: in a fake scenario.

941
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 17: A lot of the it was a lot of them

942
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 17: making optic stuff, which you know, like there was one

943
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 17: where he was talking about like our kids and disciplining

944
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 17: our kids, and I was like, Okay, if we're just

945
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 17: dating on a one year anniversary, that's not something that

946
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 17: you usually talk.

947
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 12: About, is disciplining your children.

948
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 17: If you haven't even talked about wanting to have kids yet.

949
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 10: And I was like, all right, I don't getting it.

950
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 10: Is what are you talking about? We already talked about

951
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 10: having kids at our six month March.

952
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 2: No, you forgot that conversation, Isabella.

953
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 17: That conversation maybe happened with another girl.

954
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot hotter situation than this. He's not very funny, Like,

955
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: come on, man, it's like foreshadowy. Just a happy relationship,

956
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: is what you were doing?

957
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 10: Like, Brook, she's just against me the whole time.

958
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 2: You wa emailed us for help. Remember that, Brook, This

959
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 2: date idea was all her idea to pretend to be

960
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: like a couple a year into a relationship.

961
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 1: That's fun. You pretend European vacation you have now.

962
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 2: Has to pay for a big euro trip.

963
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 3: She's a bad boyfriend.

964
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: Oh she's obviously going to split the costs, Jeffrey. They've

965
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 1: only been together for one year. Okay, she's an independent

966
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: working woman, give her a break.

967
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 2: Is that true, Isabella?

968
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 17: I would absolutely pay my own way, but like I

969
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,240
Speaker 17: would appreciate if he offered.

970
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: More fun conversations.

971
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, would you like to go to Europe with me?

972
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 10: I'll pay for it.

973
00:47:53,520 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, I pay for it.

974
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 3: Oh wow's behind? Well come on, guys. Literally, I think

975
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 3: he tried to take a bad angle as a joke

976
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 3: and it didn't work.

977
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,479
Speaker 1: But I think she was her gut.

978
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 3: You guys are still laughing right now. You have chemistry.

979
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we can all tell when a joke is

980
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: a joke and when it's not a joke except him,

981
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 2: and I'm not joking right now when I say I

982
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 2: want to pay for a second date for both of you,

983
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 2: and I will pay for it. Yes, pre Europe, pre Europe. Yes,

984
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 2: just a regular first date, and we can pretend that

985
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 2: you guys haven't been dating for a long time anymore,

986
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 2: a real second date.

987
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 17: I would be okay with a real second date and

988
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 17: see what he's really like in the present moment instead

989
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 17: of thinking what a future should be.

990
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe.

991
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 2: You said, Wayne, Are you still You're still up for this?

992
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 10: Yeah? Of course she won't regret it at all.

993
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: Okay, just no more hypotheticals on your guys date.

994
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 3: You should not joke at all.

995
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: Look what happens. True love prevails even when Brooke tries

996
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 2: to actively check.

997
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

998
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 2: I just wish that some of my co hosts could

999
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 2: be more laid back and chill like.

1000
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:24,760
Speaker 4: Mister Smooth.

1001
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: I get to I get too worked up. I know

1002
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: I shouldn't care as much as I do. I don't

1003
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: know why it lets me.

1004
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 3: That's the problem.

1005
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 10: I care.

1006
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,919
Speaker 2: You really cared about it when they were laying into

1007
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 2: him for.

1008
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: His date, I cared about her. I think those are

1009
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,240
Speaker 1: too many red flags.

1010
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1011
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 2: I think Jose summed it up pretty well though when

1012
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: he said the guy made a couple of mistakes on

1013
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 2: the date, but overall it was a fun idea.

1014
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then he showed his true colors, and

1015
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 1: then that's why she should have run. But whatever.

1016
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 2: Really, you know, happy that they're going out of me

1017
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: to love love Yeah, well, yeah, I think we got

1018
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 2: to give him up break. They were fake people, setting

1019
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 2: up fake scenarios, a fake problem making joke. None of

1020
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 2: it was real. They don't actually have these problems between them,

1021
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 2: and when they do, they can come back and we'll

1022
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 2: do an awkward Tuesday. But in the meantime, if you

1023
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 2: ever need help getting a second day, you can always

1024
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 2: email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling

1025
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 2: you back and then judge you all the way till

1026
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 2: get that's right.

1027
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1028
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 2: Imagine being a little kid on Christmas morning, excitedly unwrapping

1029
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 2: a present tearing off the boat goodness, go for it,

1030
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 2: only to be completely shocked, not because it's something that

1031
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 2: you wanted, but because your gift was clearly stolen from

1032
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 2: a business earlier that day.

1033
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

1034
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 2: Plus maybe the most awkward company gift exchange ever, where

1035
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 2: someone's secret Santa finally got a chance to give their

1036
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 2: coworker a present that showed just how much they truly

1037
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 2: have despised them. Wow, all this time working together. It's

1038
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 2: coming up when we talk about the worst holiday presence

1039
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 2: that people ever received. Right after this. The holiday season

1040
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: is all about giving a nice It's Brook and Jeffrey

1041
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 2: in the morning. And I know people like to say

1042
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 2: it's the thought that counts, huh, But sometimes a present

1043
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 2: is so unfathomably terrible. It's just so out there it

1044
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 2: traumatizes the gift getter for the rest of their life.

1045
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: I can already think of some trauma gifts that I've been.

1046
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 4: In your head.

1047
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 2: The worst part is there's no real healthy outlet for

1048
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 2: when you get a bad gift, because, no matter what,

1049
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 2: you're supposed to force a polite thank you through the

1050
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: clenched teeth of your fake smile. But luckily a brand

1051
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 2: new survey finally gave people the chance to vent about

1052
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 2: the worst holiday gifts people ever gave them. Yeah, so

1053
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 2: this is gonna be healthy for everybody. Let's get into it.

1054
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 2: Number ten one Christmas, my aunt gave me a spam calendar,

1055
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 2: twelve months of pictures of canned spam. I was fourteen

1056
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 2: years old and had absolutely no idea what to do

1057
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 2: with my face when I opened it.

1058
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: The bad thing is is I want to see it, Like,

1059
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 1: how do they make spam seasonal? Like? Is it in

1060
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: a bikini on a beach?

1061
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 6: For?

1062
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we actually need to get our hands on this

1063
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 2: and put it up in the studio. Number nine on

1064
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 2: the list says one year, my dad got me an

1065
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 2: emergency car crash kit.

1066
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: It has a good gift.

1067
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 2: It had a disposable camera for recording the scene, a

1068
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 2: document form for both parties to fill out, the tape,

1069
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 2: measurer for measuring I don't know stuff, and some white

1070
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 2: chalk for what I assume was marking out where the

1071
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 2: dead bodies lad somebody.

1072
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: So this dad had as much confidence in her driving

1073
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: as Alexis's dad. I guess is the chalk is to

1074
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: mark where the dense are for everything.

1075
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, or do some sidewalk art while you wait for

1076
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 2: it comes to show up. Number eight. My grandpa said

1077
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 2: he was planning on giving me a tissue box with

1078
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 2: some money inside of it one year.

1079
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: That's a weird thing. Why put the money in there?

1080
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 9: I'm still not sure why he wanted to do it

1081
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 9: that way, but anyway, he accidentally wrapped the wrong box,

1082
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,760
Speaker 9: and on Christmas morning, I just opened a regular box

1083
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 9: of tissues, but they're like CLEANX friend.

1084
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Grandpa, eight days later was like, why did somebody

1085
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 1: put money.

1086
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 2: In number seven on the list for Secret Santa. One year,

1087
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 2: I got a present from a coworker who I'm positive

1088
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 2: never liked me. Okay, because their gift to me was

1089
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 2: a double XL T shirt. It said fast food removal

1090
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 2: service on the shop.

1091
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 6: Savage.

1092
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 2: I could see the twisted joy in their eyes when

1093
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 2: I unwrapped my presence.

1094
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 1: I once got a gift from a coworker here that

1095
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: was a beer tour. I was pregnant.

1096
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 2: Something to look forward to once you're done with all that.

1097
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 2: Oh okay, if you've ever received a terrible Christmas present, though,

1098
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 2: then you can totally identify with this. Because we're going

1099
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 2: over a survey of the worst gifts people ever got

1100
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 2: for Christmas. Number six says, I'm a dude and when

1101
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,760
Speaker 2: I was thirteen, I received a weird gift from my uncle.

1102
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 2: It was a magazine with Paris Hilton half naked on it,

1103
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 2: along with a small tube of vasileine. I guess it

1104
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 2: was supposed to be a joke, but it was really

1105
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 2: really awkward to open up in front of my family

1106
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 2: on Christmas morning.

1107
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,240
Speaker 1: I'm really glad I didn't say, but it was really

1108
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: really useful.

1109
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 2: Number five says I vaguely remember being a little kid

1110
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 2: over at my grandma's house and we had a random

1111
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 2: conversation one day about how I like the squishy toilet

1112
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 2: seats at her place better than the hard toilet seats

1113
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 2: at mine because they're in a cold at night. Well,

1114
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 2: that year, for Christmas, I excitedly unwrapped my grandma's gift,

1115
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 2: only to discover a light pink, squishy toilet seit.

1116
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 4: Yes, what you want?

1117
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 3: Is that the color?

1118
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 2: You wanted to say? I mean, I get the logic,

1119
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 2: but really, Nana, on Christmas.

1120
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a good gift.

1121
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 2: Number four I'll never forget when my uncle came over

1122
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 2: for the holidays one year, and his present for me

1123
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 2: was one of those restaurant pagers that buzzes when your

1124
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:45,760
Speaker 2: table's ready, which he clearly has stolen from the spaghetti factory,

1125
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 2: along with a stack of cocktail napkins that had the

1126
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 2: spaghetti factory logo on them.

1127
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: It'll only be worth it of half an hour after

1128
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: opening it, it actually buzzed.

1129
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 2: Number three, he says, one year, my stepdad's sister, so

1130
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 2: my step aunt, got me a pair of Aldi brand

1131
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 2: women's lacy underwear with the size scribbled out. The sister

1132
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 2: came over to me after the present time and whispered,

1133
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 2: I got these for myself, but they were too big.

1134
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 2: I just blacked out the size. That way you wouldn't

1135
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 2: feel so embarrassed.

1136
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: You know, this is relatable because of our coworker who

1137
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: gave me her left.

1138
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 2: God the whole package of them, different.

1139
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,879
Speaker 1: Colors ye are wearing right now.

1140
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 2: They said I would rather get nothing than have to

1141
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 2: say thank you for that.

1142
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1143
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 2: Number two says, when I was ten years old, my

1144
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 2: grandparents stayed over at our house and gave me a

1145
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 2: rolling suitcase on Christmas Day. Would have been okay, but

1146
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 2: the reason is because while they were in town visiting.

1147
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 2: My grandpa bought himself a brand new, larger suitcase for

1148
00:56:59,200 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 2: their flight home.

1149
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 3: Wait, you got the hands.

1150
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 2: He decided to just pass his old one down to

1151
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 2: me as a holiday gift.

1152
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 3: It's still kind of.

1153
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: Cool that that is so quintessential Grandparently.

1154
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 2: It's still worse secret and the number one worst present

1155
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,959
Speaker 2: someone got for Christmas according to this survey.

1156
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,919
Speaker 1: How can it top any of the ones that you've read?

1157
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,479
Speaker 2: It says, I will never forget the year I bought

1158
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 2: my whole family third row tickets to see James Brown

1159
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 2: live in concert, and literally within minutes of them opening

1160
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 2: their gifts, it was announced on the news Christmas morning

1161
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 2: James Brown had passed away.

1162
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 3: No, not rescheduled.

1163
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah James Brown.

1164
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1165
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 2: Here's a bonus one that says, looking back, this really

1166
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 2: wasn't a bad present. But when I was six, I

1167
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 2: got a pair of pants for Christmas and I started

1168
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: crying and screamed out, you're.

1169
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 9: Supposed to get me these anyway.

1170
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 2: Those are the worst gifts people ever got for the holidays.

1171
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1172
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 2: Got a new player. Jamika on the phone right now,

1173
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 2: and she is currently sitting in her car outside of

1174
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 2: a restaurant, ready to celebrate her son's birthday.

1175
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 3: What's your son's name?

1176
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 17: Yes, Adrian, Happy birthday, Adrian.

1177
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 3: How old is he.

1178
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 12: Sixteen?

1179
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. So actually he prefers

1180
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: you to stay in the car. He doesn't actually want.

1181
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 12: You to go in I don't think exactly exactly.

1182
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: What's the most embarrassing thing you've done this week to him?

1183
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 18: Probably posted something on Instagram that he saw and was like, mom,

1184
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 18: cheat that down.

1185
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: You shared your face.

1186
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 2: Well, hopefully you can pull out a win in honor

1187
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 2: of your son's sixteenth birthday. Brook is Lee in the studio.

1188
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 2: You know how the game works. You got thirty seconds

1189
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1190
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 2: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brook

1191
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 2: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1192
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 18: I am ready?

1193
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 2: Good luck, Jamika, Your time starts now. All I want

1194
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 2: for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey was released in

1195
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 2: what year of the nineteen nineties, ninety ninety two or

1196
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 2: ninety four ninety two, which is the only continent with

1197
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 2: land in all four hemispheres. Past Neil Armstrong was the

1198
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 2: first man to walk on the moon. Who was the

1199
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 2: second Cash due to their large body size. What animal

1200
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 2: also has the largest brain in the world, Hippo? What

1201
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 2: Las Vegas hotel, famous for their volcano shut down after

1202
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 2: thirty five years on the strip?

1203
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 18: Cash, Maybe you don't dedicate this one to the birthday.

1204
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 3: Boy.

1205
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 2: Your son's probably looking at you shaking your head.

1206
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,439
Speaker 18: Right now, but you got to hand over his mouth

1207
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 18: right now in shame.

1208
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 2: Well, let's pivot out of your Sun's birthday and talk

1209
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 2: about the holidays, because apparently Jamika has a Christmas tradition

1210
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 2: where she gets her entire family to dress up in

1211
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 2: their Christmas pj's and they watch Christmas movies together. What's

1212
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 2: your favorite Christmas films, Jamika?

1213
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 18: This is controversial, so national Land puns Christmas vacation solid

1214
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 18: lady y. Yeah, you gotta do home alone.

1215
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 3: The first one and then the second.

1216
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 18: The first one, the first one, and maybe the second one.

1217
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 3: You're right.

1218
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed in my children over the weekend because

1219
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: they watched the fourth.

1220
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 3: I'm not even Kevin anymore.

1221
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: I know, that's what I told them.

1222
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 3: That's not really, that's not my Kevin.

1223
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: I kicked them out of the house.

1224
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 2: That's a good Mom there, Okay, now it is Brooks turn.

1225
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1226
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 1: Yes?

1227
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. All I want for Christmas is

1228
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 2: You by Mariah Carey was released in what year of

1229
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 2: the nineteen nineties, ninety ninety two or ninety four ninety four?

1230
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 2: What is the only continent with lane and in all

1231
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 2: four hemispheres?

1232
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 1: So interesting?

1233
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 18: Uh?

1234
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: Africa?

1235
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 2: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.

1236
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 2: Who was the second buzz Aldrin due to their large

1237
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 2: body size? What animal also has the largest brain in

1238
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 2: the world?

1239
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: Uh? Blue whale?

1240
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 10: What?

1241
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 2: Las Vegas hotel famous for their volcano shut down after

1242
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 2: thirty five years on the strip?

1243
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh? Uh, that was the volcanos with Tropicana.

1244
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 2: All right, we'll take those guesses. It's time to go

1245
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 2: over to the school board and see how you bolted

1246
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 2: with Jose kids.

1247
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: Just stop j about.

1248
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 7: That.

1249
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 3: Brook is a kid. She loves one.

1250
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: That was at last week, Jamika.

1251
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 3: Can I just say happy birthday of your son again

1252
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 3: and not really say that?

1253
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 10: You guys zero own nobody?

1254
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 11: He still love me?

1255
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 10: Ye?

1256
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 16: Please you.

1257
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 2: I just tuck and rolled out.

1258
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: Of the car and the next test he fails. He's like,

1259
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: well mom, yeah, got it right?

1260
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1261
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 3: And Brooke obviously gets the wind with four.

1262
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 2: Sorry about that, Jamika. Let's go over the answers for everybody.

1263
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 2: All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey

1264
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 2: was released in nineteen ninety four. Wow, the only continent

1265
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 2: with land in all four hemispheres is Africa.

1266
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 3: That is so mind blowing.

1267
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 2: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon,

1268
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:27,440
Speaker 2: second was Buzz Aldrin. Due to their large body size.

1269
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 2: What animal has the largest brain in the world. The

1270
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 2: answer is sperm whale at seventeen pounds.

1271
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 3: So gave it to No it was weight.

1272
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 18: I would not have guessed that at all.

1273
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 1: He gave it to me.

1274
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 2: We gave her blue whale.

1275
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 3: Theer was just whales. She could have said any whale.

1276
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 18: Okay, Okay, hippo, I don't know.

1277
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 2: Hippo was a good guess. Las Vegas Hotel, famous for

1278
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 2: their volcano that shut down after thirty five years, was

1279
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 2: the Mirage.

1280
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 3: The Mirage.

1281
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 1: Okay, gosh, that's wild.

1282
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1283
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 2: So Jamika was not enough to beat Brooke today. But

1284
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 2: just for playing, we are going to give you two

1285
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 2: tickets to this Seattle Christmas Market. Seattle's Winter Wonderland is back.

1286
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 2: Make unforgettable memories at the Seattle Christmas Market with festive activities,

1287
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 2: delicious food, and more. You can get your tickets for

1288
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,439
Speaker 2: the Seattle Christmas Market at Seattle Christmas Market dot com.

1289
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 3: It's actually great and I bought pumpkin brittle for the show.

1290
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 12: That sounds delicious.

1291
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 3: They have a bunch of cute chops. You're gonna love

1292
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 3: it the market.

1293
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 1: Don't worry, we do retakes here. You can call back

1294
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: and play again. Okay.

1295
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 18: I always wonder how people get through so many times

1296
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 18: because it's so hard for me to get through. I

1297
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 18: think it is my son's birthday.

1298
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 2: Look, yeah, yeah, maybe.

1299
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 3: It's not only on his birthday tradition.

1300
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, there you go.

1301
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,920
Speaker 2: So come back again soon, Jamiica. We'll be back to

1302
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 2: do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1303
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.