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Speaker 3: What was the key in baseball the Aaron Judge beating

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Speaker 3: and we will also discuss Vladimir Guerrero Junior winning the

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Speaker 3: This hour is from baseball The activities winding down with

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Speaker 3: The hardware department from the GM meetings which had been

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Speaker 3: out some trophies not everyone was in at tennis. But

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Speaker 3: it was MVP day, MVP day, and who took the

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Speaker 3: top billing? Did you see? No, it's not baseball season.

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Speaker 1: Why are you talking baseball?

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Speaker 3: It's mid November, Thanksgivings a couple weeks away. Shut up, yeah, gobble, gobble,

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Speaker 3: gobble exactly. So the Dodger star Shohei o Tani picked

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Speaker 3: So Aaron Judge became the Yankees' fourth three time MVP winner.

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Speaker 3: He edged out the big dumper cal Raley with seventeen

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Speaker 3: cal Rale. That means we are told that if just

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Speaker 3: As Rob Manford would say, cal Rally was not only

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Speaker 3: cal Raley was mythical, the mythical Mariner year.

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Speaker 3: He would be a unanimous MVP with that season. Instead,

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Speaker 3: And you look at Otani and he's doing it with

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Speaker 3: Hackey sack? What else do we have? Page down? Waffle

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Speaker 3: stopping from Donkey Sausage. That's his answer, who else do

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Speaker 3: we have?

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Speaker 1: Page down?

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Speaker 3: Square dancing guests by Doc Dan in Minnesota, blowing air

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Speaker 3: into the balls from Doug in South Korea. Torking from

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Speaker 3: JT the Wingman. That would be odd doing kegstands from

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Speaker 3: Mark What else? Gunner in Minnesota says that they were

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Speaker 3: sleeping and that was it. Chucky Joe did the old

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Speaker 3: Tony Bruno joke from fifteen years ago? What else do

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Speaker 3: we have? Page down? Supermarket Steve also went with planking,

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Speaker 3: who else page down? Playing rock paper scissors? According to

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Speaker 3: Fat Daddy, that's his answer, who else do we have?

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Speaker 3: Page down? His players had a premonition about Jordan Hudson,

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Speaker 3: who was a baby at the time. Wow, that's kind

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Speaker 3: of cool. That's a little little creepy. Yeah, that's enough. Lorena,

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Speaker 3: do you have an answer to THEE Mallard riddle of

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Speaker 3: the day, the malor riddle of the day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna go with practicing ballet.

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Speaker 3: All right, that's a well, a lot of NFL players

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Speaker 3: double dip in ballet. They should make some more agile.

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Speaker 3: It's very important. Yes, is that correct?

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Speaker 1: No, that's not correct.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, according to a former Patriots player, Bill Belichick had

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Speaker 3: a very bizarre reaction when a couple of his players

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Speaker 3: were speaking German German at the team facility. Belichick told

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Speaker 3: them to speak English because he wanted to understand what

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Speaker 3: they were saying.

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Speaker 1: So that's the maybe he should learn German. Well, there's

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Speaker 1: that would look at it too.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to the phones, we'll say he lo to

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Speaker 3: hollering James in Minnieapple. Listen in a sort hello, hollering James.

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Speaker 3: This is actually JJ McCarthy playing quarterback for the Vikings.

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Speaker 3: Right here, here's Yirius James the radio. James, you dreams

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Speaker 3: have come true? James. Wow, he's really loud right now.

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Speaker 3: This is quality.

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Speaker 1: Things.

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Speaker 3: They go bumping the bumpity bump see.

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Speaker 4: And then when he calls later and I tell him

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Speaker 4: that he was already on, then he tells me that

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Speaker 4: it's not fair.

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Speaker 1: We went to him.

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Speaker 3: I said, you're on the air, hollowing James. Congratulations, welcome

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Speaker 3: to Fox Sports Radio. James, you're on the air. James. Okay,

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Speaker 3: he acknowledged it. He said, yeah, okay, James. Should we

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Speaker 3: take another call or should we just leave you on snoring?

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Speaker 3: What do you think take a call or no? M

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Speaker 3: I guess he doesn't want us to take a call.

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Speaker 3: He didn't say anything. Yeah, okay, what do you think

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Speaker 3: of my Viking monologue? James? Do you like that? I

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Speaker 3: was talking about the Vikings earlier?

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Speaker 1: He did?

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Speaker 3: You liked it? I even mentioned the Timberwolves too. I

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Speaker 3: did little Timberwolve talk that was big, got big ratings

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Speaker 3: in Minnesota. Yeah, no, James, Okay, okay, okay, yeah that's great.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, what is that? That's a sound of body

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Speaker 3: should not make when you if you wont know what

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Speaker 3: sleep apne it sounds like this is this is it?

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Speaker 3: He's doing an infomercial for sleep Appy.

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Speaker 1: He stopped O.

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Speaker 3: Man, so he stops breathing and then he wakes up

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Speaker 3: and starts breathing again.

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Speaker 1: We got the flapper. That was a flapper.

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Speaker 3: James, Okay, all right, we'll put your back on. Oh

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Speaker 3: he doesn't want to be on. I gotta get other

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Speaker 3: people on.

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Speaker 1: James.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I gotta do it. Yeah, I know it's

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Speaker 3: not you.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, let's go to Poppy in San Diego.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, we'd rather hear James snoring? Or do we

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Speaker 3: want to hear Poppy in San Diego? Hello Poppy?

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Speaker 1: Pick it with Poppy, my friend Poppy, Hello Poppy.

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Speaker 6: My mentor. I'm here and we're gonna give the pigs.

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Speaker 6: You already know, Ben Maler, I'm motivated, and let's go

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Speaker 6: with the music. We're right upside.

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Speaker 1: You did not have a good wee last week.

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Speaker 3: You would admit that things did not go your way

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Speaker 3: last week.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, we're gonna bounce back. Lorena and my mentor,

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Speaker 6: Ben Miller and Couthulu We're gonna bounce back. And I'm

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Speaker 6: hoping Lorena we'll picked up Fox Music. But anyways, this's

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Speaker 6: got our first game.

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Speaker 1: I have compliments on this music.

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Speaker 3: Bad last week, so I'm gonna stick with it. What

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Speaker 3: do you have against this music, Poppy. It's a very

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Speaker 3: professional music.

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Speaker 6: You know, well, I wish it was more professional, like

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Speaker 6: I'm fuck for like the football, but it will hit

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Speaker 6: more of the mood it's it's fine or in the

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Speaker 6: one week, but okay, let's we're gonna go on to

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Speaker 6: the first game. It's gonna be a great game. We

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Speaker 6: got the Kansas City Chief against the Denver Bronco. I

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Speaker 6: know Kukulu is gonna like this a lot of people

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Speaker 6: the whole world. And don the gig yeah bedwoll you No,

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Speaker 6: I'm going the opposite way. I love bone Nick. Give

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Speaker 6: me those for Broncos. Plug for.

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Speaker 1: A poppy.

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Speaker 3: You just put the way me on the Broncos, dude,

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Speaker 3: And why would you see you like bo Nix. He's

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Speaker 3: the twenty seventh ring quarterback. All right, next next, hurry.

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Speaker 6: Up next, all right, on the on the next game.

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Speaker 6: I really love this game. And uh you know we

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Speaker 6: got the Lions of the Sunday Night football game on

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Speaker 6: it against the Eagles on that one. I'm really on

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Speaker 6: this once im. You can help me with the Lion.

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Speaker 6: I'm really loving the Eagles.

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Speaker 1: With you know, Chalen U two and two and a half.

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Speaker 3: I think the Eagles are favored by two and a half.

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Speaker 3: I'm drafted.

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Speaker 6: I like the Eagle minus two and a half and

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Speaker 6: anytime touch on what the trust touch Jalen.

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Speaker 3: Hurts all right, hurry up, hurry up, you're waisting touch

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Speaker 3: up the last.

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Speaker 6: Game for not the Dallas Cowboys against you know, a

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Speaker 6: lat of Veggas Raiders that he can help me with

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Speaker 6: the lie. I really like that trust draw the Cowboys.

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Speaker 5: What's the lab.

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Speaker 3: I think the Cowboys are favored by four and a

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Speaker 3: half or five on the on the road, the road

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Speaker 3: favorites in Vegas.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I like the Cowboys. Backs and onto the leaper ground.

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Speaker 6: Don't pick up pay trusts ever ground, let's hear you.

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Speaker 3: Okay. But he was I think he was at the

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Speaker 3: He said some gronk thing, the Leprechau, a Leprechau. Hello,

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Speaker 3: le We had a lot of Mallard militia guys at

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Speaker 3: that game. I saw moving man. Matt was there, the

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Speaker 3: Leprechaun at his merch on. He was all excited.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, it was a great nice Anyway, I'm the

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Speaker 7: entertainer of the year, and I love the clown music. Lorena,

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Speaker 7: I love that music. Heard you're time, Okay, I give

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Speaker 7: I had I give Lorendo many emotions. The raying of

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Speaker 7: fire in the microway is he fikes, you have.

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Speaker 3: Five seconds and then we're hanging up on your five

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Speaker 3: seconds five picking.

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Speaker 7: No, Okay, I'll sorry I kicked the pat, but I

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Speaker 7: did have it eight. I picked the Viking, I picked

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Speaker 7: the Commanders, and I picked the Seahawks.

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Speaker 3: And I do have a quick rap Vikings, Commanders and Seahawks.

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Speaker 3: That'll be an zero to three weeks when he.

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Speaker 7: Has a pointed out from last night.

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Speaker 6: I picked the pat.

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Speaker 1: No, that doesn't count.

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Speaker 3: You didn't do it on the show.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't count.

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Speaker 7: Okay, how official is your picking? If you're losing to

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Speaker 7: her chicken, it's about as bad Benny who always loses.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you. Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week

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Speaker 3: with our friend Billy better known as weed Man from Miami.

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Speaker 3: Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week. We'll get to

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Speaker 3: that and we will.

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Speaker 5: Do it.

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Speaker 3: Next.

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Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 3: so like Portland, Well not really Portland much, but anyway.

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Speaker 4: Knock Knock, who's there?

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Speaker 1: Blame Weed Blame week too. It's Big Man's lame joke

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Speaker 1: of the week.

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Speaker 3: Man. We go to Miami. Our friend Billy better known

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Speaker 3: by his stage name weed Man Hippie from My Billy Hollywood.

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Speaker 4: I love you, I Love you, Thanks Monday.

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Speaker 3: All right. Well, I mean the way you said that

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Speaker 3: sounded kind of dirty, but I had a good time,

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Speaker 3: so it was got a.

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Speaker 1: All right, weed Man, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like you need to take him to dinner first.

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Speaker 3: Next time we Man.

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Speaker 1: You gotta hi weed Man. I don't know if there'll

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Speaker 1: be another date weed Man? All right, here we go?

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Speaker 1: What is weed Man?

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Speaker 3: These are actual jokes by listeners. What is weed Man's

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Speaker 3: favorite arcade game? What? Bong?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 3: That's Jeffardy Al sent that one in very funny man.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad Jeopardy Al's back sending jokes and every so

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Speaker 3: and every now and again. Georgia and Uvaldi, Texas sent

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Speaker 3: this one in how did Lisa react when weed Man

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Speaker 3: hippie told her that he was addicted to viagra?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean apparently she took it very hard. I

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Speaker 3: don't know why, but there you go. All right, that's

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Speaker 3: an old joke. Eric Eric in Kansas sent this one

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Speaker 3: in what's weed Man's favorite clothing company?

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Speaker 1: What Bam Equipment? A big fan?

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Speaker 3: Big fan idea? Did you hear that weed Man got

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Speaker 3: a seasonal job as a handyman at his apartment complex?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Cool? Yeah, apparently the boss says that you're you're really

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Speaker 3: high on maintenance? Is really what you're doing there? That's

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Speaker 3: a Tom and Indiana. Good joke by Tom and Indian,

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Speaker 3: A good job by you. Drew in Minnesota sent these

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Speaker 3: next couple jokes in. He said, Hey, weed Man, no,

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Speaker 3: why do you keep ignoring your doctor's phone calls? Why? Well,

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Speaker 3: anyway he calls, there's.

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Speaker 1: No cure for your pinballs. He said, there you go,

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Speaker 1: all right?

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Speaker 3: What is weed Man's definition of the LBC? What litter,

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Speaker 3: back alleys and cockroaches? That's a drew in Minnesota. It's

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Speaker 3: Big Ben's lame jokes a week. If you'd like to

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Speaker 3: send jokes in. If you want to send jokes into

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Speaker 3: a future episode of the show, send it care of

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Speaker 3: at Ben Mahler Show or Ben Maler Show at gmail

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Speaker 3: dot com. Betmolo Show at gmail dot com. How many

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Speaker 3: weed Mans does it take to set up an email account?

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Speaker 7: I can't do it?

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Speaker 1: How many it takes ten?

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Speaker 3: One to hold the lighter while the other nine dismantle

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Speaker 3: the computer and sell it for parts?

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Speaker 7: Wait?

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Speaker 3: Oh wait now Chip in main checks and Chip says,

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Speaker 3: why can't the Malard Militia send weed Man money?

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Speaker 6: Why?

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00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: Because his email inbox is cardboard. That's a good joke.

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00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 3: How does weed Man teach? How does weed Man teach

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Speaker 3: on skill share?

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Speaker 5: Or what?

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Speaker 3: What does weed Man teach on skill share? How to

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Speaker 3: beg and panhandles? What he teaches that.

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Speaker 1: That's Noah in Austin. All right, here's a political sporty joke.

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Speaker 3: What's the difference between the Venezuelan drug boats and Eagles

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Speaker 3: receiver AJ Brown? What the drug boats are being targeted? AJ? Brown?

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Speaker 3: Is not?

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Speaker 1: That's a Gordon in Tacoma? Who sent that one in?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 3: Good?

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Speaker 1: Have Gordon back?

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Speaker 3: Gordon's a longtime joke, right, it's right as often anymore.

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Speaker 3: What is Ben Mahler's new name after he becomes a vampire?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 3: Ben Pallor from George and Uvalde, Texas? Well, big news here,

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Speaker 3: weed Man, hippie hollering James was recently held overnight when

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Speaker 3: he visited the zoo there in Minnesota.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Why well, apparently the people who worked there thought he

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Speaker 3: was a wildebeast that had escaped its cage, and so

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Speaker 3: you were concerned, some Mike MIKEH. Lafrechaan. Well, some exciting

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Speaker 3: news for the Mala Militia. Marriage records in Florida show

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Speaker 3: that Jed who fled, our very own Jed who fled

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Speaker 3: recently got married weed man.

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Speaker 1: How about that?

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Speaker 6: Wow? How about that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's changed his name. He's now known as Jed

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Speaker 3: who Wed. So, congratulations Jed. That's eat in Roseville, Minnesota.

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Speaker 3: How is blind Scott? How does blind Scott have a

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Speaker 3: have one up on Aaron Rodgers?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Well, Aaron's jealous of blind Scott because for blind Scott

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Speaker 3: every day is a darkness retreat. Wow, come on, Dan,

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Speaker 3: that's not wrong man. What does Blair's podcast, Blair in

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Speaker 3: Man's podcast, and a tree falling in the forest have

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Speaker 3: in common?

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Speaker 1: What nobody is listening to either one? Nobody?

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Speaker 3: That's from Fargold Pete, who also sent this one in.

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Speaker 3: What does Lenny Clark and blind Scott? What are they

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Speaker 3: having in common? Comedy of Lenny Clark and blind Scott?

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Speaker 3: What they both like playing with the golden banana? That's

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Speaker 3: far gold Pete. There, there you go, Fargo Pete. Well,

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Speaker 3: interesting news out on Jed. According to Jeopardy Out, Jed

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Speaker 3: who fled, took an online DNA test. Do you hear

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Speaker 3: about that weed man? Yeah, he wanted to hear his

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Speaker 3: hee heritage. He found out that he's actually metakon is

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Speaker 3: what he is? There? So there he go. He's methic

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Speaker 3: on American meth Yeah. What is Jed who Fled's favorite

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Speaker 3: arcade game? What crack man, big fan crack Man. That's Jeopardy.

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Speaker 1: Al we sent that one in.

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Speaker 3: Why was Michael LEPPERKHN confused when the rainer wished him

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Speaker 3: an informal goodbye? Why because no woman has ever said

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Speaker 3: so long to him before, ever, ever, ever, ever.

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Speaker 1: All right, one more?

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Speaker 3: Why is Malos show called Danny DeVito a better housekeeper

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Speaker 3: than Poppy in San Diego? Why because at least Danny

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Speaker 3: DeVito knows when to take out the trash.

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Speaker 1: There's Jeopardy. Oh thanks, weed Man. There he goes Billy

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Speaker 1: in Miami or Hollywood