WEBVTT - iPhone face 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:16.840 Do you want to hook in my ass? 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:24.960 It's like Tanamojo say you got fingered with the toothbrush. 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.760 Yeah, it's all I hope we're catching all this. If 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:31.720 y'all are like seeing like a fucking fire hair on 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:34.159 bird that's rare in Japan or some shit for the 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:40.800 first time that's not a real bird, I don't think yes. 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:44.760 And I know there's a really rare bird in the 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:47.600 north of Japan, in northern Japan that a lot of 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:49.400 people travel up there to go see, and you can 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:54.560 only really see it at like four thirty am period. 0:00:56.360 --> 0:01:01.160 Hey, hey, guys, welcome to this episode. We got Josiah 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:04.000 as a guest on the iPhone. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:12.199 It's iPhone, Josiah I iPhone. It's all personality nobody. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:17.080 Oh, speaking of iPhone. Speaking of iPhone, Tim Cook's gay 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:21.920 ass step down from Apple? Did he yeah, he stepped down? 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:26.960 Did he do it with a Did Cooked? Say that again? 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:31.480 More like Tim Cooked? He's cooked? 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:32.760 I love right now. 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:36.080 I gotta let you go by. Oh got his ass. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.120 Josie and Drew always try to hang up on each 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:39.680 other first. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:43.320 It's really ridiculous, and then we text each other right 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:48.680 after some really mean, hateful ship on purpose. Okay, so 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:52.680 there are speeding cameras being put up all over. Hey, 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.760 we live in a surveillance state. There is a cultural 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:59.480 and spiritual war happening on every single human being in 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.560 this plan, and we need to be aware of that. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:05.400 The speeding cameras will watch you, they will track you, 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:08.200 they will get you. They're not like, oh, you accidentally 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:14.240 read or ran a red light at a stop light. No, 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:19.440 They're like, oh, you sped five miles per hour over 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.400 the limit the limit, and they're gonna get your ass. 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:25.520 And there's sixteen hundred of them going or twelve hundred 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:26.400 of them going up in. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:33.160 LA Like it's one of those things that like when 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.920 I was really battling it, who was talking about this? You, 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.800 me and Colin. Colin is our manager of a long time, 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:42.480 and we were all sitting around talking about this. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.200 And only one hundred and twenty five going up. 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:46.120 Okay, that was my original number. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:49.639 I said, No, you said twelve to fifty originally, No, I. 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:53.520 Twelve fifty fifty. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:57.959 Yeah, and then we corrected fifty. Then we corrected ourselves, 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:00.000 and then that numbers just implanted in my head because 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:03.919 it's a lot scarier than one hundred and twenty five, 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.600 but one hundred and twenty five is still crazy. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.320 I don't want one hundred and twenty five cameras that 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.200 have the knowledge of who I am and why I 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.919 am on that street. Like it's just too much. It's 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:18.600 so crazy because all I can think about is, genuinely, 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.720 this is my public apology to one of my exes. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:27.360 I will never forget having a surveillance argument at a 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:31.119 dinner because all we did was argue, and we were 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:34.840 debating surveillance culture, and I was so of the nature 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:40.840 to be fair. This was pre TikTok, pre like YouTube 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:45.320 even being a kind of job that gives way to 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:48.480 like people in public just coming up to you, and 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:51.080 we were talking about just like surveillance and fucking cookies 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:52.520 and shit. I was like, I don't care. I don't 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:55.560 really care if somebody's watching what I partaken because I 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.280 am one of the delusions. No people who thinks I 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.920 like can't be tracked or like in inducted into like 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:06.120 propaganda or sold anything. And now all I think about 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:10.520 is how badly I want a robot vacuum because our 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:14.360 floors are so dusty. But I just don't need another 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:19.279 hot mic fucking surveillance piece of technology in my house. Also, 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.040 both of the men in the room right now are 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:22.800 on their iPhones and it's scaring me. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:26.480 Because I'm doing getting the plumber figured out. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.039 Oh my god, the plumbers trying to fix my fucking 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:32.280 bunk ass tub. I have such a strong arm, iya 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:36.360 broke my latch that lets water go down the drain. 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.160 And also we have black mold. 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:43.039 We have black mold. It's actually a serious problem. And 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.800 I was doing the thing you don't do where you 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.440 look up something on Google and find out that you're dying. 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.440 And I did that, and it's actually like a very 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:55.359 serious issue to like have just like a single spot 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:57.599 of black mold in your house, because it's most likely 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:01.400 everywhere in your house. Point it's in the drywall. And 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:03.560 then I was talking to my mom and my uncle 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.000 found black mold in his house, and then he had 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:11.200 a mold specialist come out and they tested every single 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:14.839 piece of drywall in the house, and every single wall 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.080 in the fucking house had black mold in it, not visible, 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.039 but had black mold in it. So he had to 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:23.760 take down every single piece of fucking drywall. Thankfully, I 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:26.400 think our walls are made of concrete, so that's not a. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.240 Word I was gonna say. That's why I feel like 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.359 I'm not that tweaked out about it, because this is 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:34.280 one of the older houses. That's seriously, I mean, I 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.680 notoriously don't hang art and stuff in my house. I 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.520 usually leave it on the floor. But for the first 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:40.720 time in my life, I would love to be an 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:44.000 adult that has it up on the wall. And that 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:46.320 would take somebody coming in here with a fucking drill 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.800 and then they're being like eighteen layers of dust all 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:52.000 over everything I own. So I think we're good. Also, 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:55.280 I don't know, don't all houses have black molds, Like 0:05:55.360 --> 0:06:00.440 I'm pretty sure most homes, especially coastal homes in America, 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:04.640 have some sort of black mold issue. It's just like 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.760 on different extremities or not extremities, that's like external parts 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.919 like to different extremes. Like, I don't think we're in 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:13.280 a case where it's like, oh my god, we need 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:16.400 to evacuate the presence. But also I don't take anything serious, 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:17.520 so one might. 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.080 I'm not evacuating this outside literally, rather enter a black 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:25.839 mold psychosis, like you know, like the fucking creatures. Yeah. Period, 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:29.479 which it makes you fucking crazy. I'd rather become one 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:32.800 of those creatures from Last of Us than move out 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:35.640 of this home. I will never move again in my 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.240 fucking life, like the one with like the vagina face that. 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:40.760 Like okay, I literally a smiling ear to ear at 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.680 the thought of you being one of those monsters. By 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.200 the way, especially post description, He's like, oh my god, 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:46.600 you're about to be his dream boy. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:49.760 I'm going to give the way clickers. I'm going to 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:51.280 give Kai my maga cock. 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:58.599 What not you silenced him? Did he silence you? 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:02.080 Or were you silent me with my naga cock? 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.159 He gagged me? You know what else? S gagged me? 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:06.800 What? 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:10.840 The World Trade Center getting hit or sorry bar getting 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:11.640 hit by a truck? 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.480 Kai? Why are you bringing this up? This was for 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.760 me to bring up. You're not supposed to be bringing 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:18.160 this ship up, my duff fucker. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:20.840 This is't to talk about the fact that that was me, 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:24.480 because I was like planning on maybe meeting y'all after 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.920 hanging out with a few friends for drinks. But I 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:28.840 didn't drive because I don't drink and dry. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:35.160 So you stole she stole a fucking government issued truck 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:38.760 water truck and crash it in the car. But and 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:39.600 I got there, but. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:41.640 You guys were nowhere to be seen. 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:48.200 The good thing is that the walls are made of 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:52.760 like it's the stone wall. No, it's the real stone. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.680 It's like the Soviet wall or whatever. What's the Soviet wall. 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.160 It's the wall of China that one I forget. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.080 What's the Soviet wall that fell. 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:05.160 Blin people in your vicinity. You're gonna look at me 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:06.680 for that information. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:10.080 Because I trust your intellect and has. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:13.120 Weird academic knowledge on that end. He has like the 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:18.760 kind of academic knowledge that like just naturally said consciously 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:22.560 without even realizing it stored away. And it's like it's 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.200 like a government Si. No, it's so you can try 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:27.680 to use it for manipulation. So you could be a manipulator. 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:34.320 Because I think that just reflected very very poorly on 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.840 all three of us, that we didn't know that off 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:38.640 the top of our head. Actually, I think that's like 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:39.760 common knowledge. 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:41.240 Well, I went, I did know that. 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:42.560 You googled it? 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.120 Baby, Well, I said it, and then I confirmed you 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.319 said the Soviet Wall. No I did. I said the 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:48.040 Berlin Wall. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:49.760 I said to Berlin Wall. 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:51.719 Okay, One, two, three, flashback two when I. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:59.000 Said it was the Soviet Wall that fell. 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.320 People in your vicinity. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:08:59.880 And now cut back to Drew looking like a dunna 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:01.640 contains that. 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.120 But yeah, call. 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.200 You a dumbass on our podcast. 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:09.480 Kai needs my Maga cock so he can be silenced again. 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:12.080 Oh my god, Drew, I feel like I haven't seen 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.520 you in like eons. You look so good by the way, 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.080 like you're getting hotter and hotter by the day. It's 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:21.720 it's like you've been getting hotter the past like year 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:26.320 and a half specifically, but the past few weeks it's 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.199 been thank you. Yeah, it's been accelerating. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.760 Wait till you lose seventy five pounds, I'm gonna be 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:33.640 so hot. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:34.440 Why would you? 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.640 I was about to say, if you if you lost 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.360 seventy five pounds, you would look perfect. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.240 I would look perfect, period. 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:45.960 I'd wait, I'm not getting Kai dress off the face 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:50.640 you just made. You deserve Kai cam, like just episode Yeah. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:51.960 Maybe, I mean the camera's in the. 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.520 Maid and I finally sucked my way to getting a 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:56.640 Kai cam. 0:09:57.160 --> 0:10:01.079 But thank you. I went to like a gay charity 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:04.200 party on Sunday that I wanted you and Ryan to 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:04.560 come to. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:06.880 I know but it was low key early as shit. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:12.000 Well it was. We went and then we left at 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:16.320 like or we left that whoa, it's happening, and yeah, 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:20.040 you're becoming me and kai Oh my god, welcome to 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.319 the light side period. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.520 Oh you know, don't nod your head like that to that. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:33.079 Like, but it was for like this like charity party 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:38.240 or I went to this charity party and the amount 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.320 of compliments I got there was. 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.920 There's something so beautiful about you turning this charity party 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.920 into this sorry about going to a. 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:52.960 Charity event into your friends letting you down, but then 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:54.319 getting the most. 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:58.640 Common no, it was. It was literally so incredible, Like 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.719 the the the jersey I was wearing, got a lot 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:05.120 of compliments, Like people were complimenting my glasses. They were like, 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.840 oh my god, like these are so cute. You wear 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.960 them so well, and I was like, thank you. I 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:12.319 think they all want my cookie, but. 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:14.239 It's okay, it's on quarantine. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:16.559 Yeah, the cookies on quarantine right now. I think they 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.280 all want the cookie has HEPSI right now? 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:20.840 Oh. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.800 I saw this video on Instagram of this guy in 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:27.960 Seattle picking up a used hypodermic needle and flicking it 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:33.600 at his home and it's stuck into his neck. They went, 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:39.320 that's not real. No, I think I think they put 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.880 like a glue dots on the end of it and 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.160 it didn't actually have the needle in it. But that 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:53.439 concept is really interesting to me. I I just think 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.679 like it speaks a lot. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.960 Did you see you so well opens right, Yeah, that 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.079 is probably one of the most visceral scenes I've seen 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:05.840 in a movie in a long time, where he stabs 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:09.240 the guy with the used fence needle in the face. 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:13.800 And before that it was spoiler sorry, And before that 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:17.000 it was the Saw movie when she fell into the 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:20.480 pit of hypodermic needles, which like her. The bad thing 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.120 that she did was like use heroin And. 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:26.600 I'm like, I can't lie your KAIKM, can't just be 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.040 your face. It's gonna have to be from like my 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:34.040 point of view because or like and I will be 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.600 the one sending over the clips. Don't worry, I will 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:39.720 be getting the best clips of you. Right now, there 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.480 would be kind of like a Love Island sort of 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:49.800 zoom in into Kai can listen to me. I was 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.880 talking about an editing style. Kai's hands right now are 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:55.560 literally like this, Oh. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:56.400 That's really cute. 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:57.080 Are you cold? 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:59.640 I'm a little cold, and look I popped on my 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:03.559 a my slippers that I manifested. 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:10.120 Manifested slippers. You literally begged. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:14.760 Hens for three months haints, he demanded. He literally did 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:16.320 say I want slippers for the house. 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:17.720 I did, and they're so comfy. 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:23.719 I love them. Well, guys, something really incredible happened in 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:27.640 my bottom journey, and I really want to just talk 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:32.560 about this. So I know Amazon is bad, but saline 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:35.360 Inemas are sold out everywhere, and I have an enema 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:39.360 that or a douche that's attached to my shower head, 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:42.839 but like sometimes it just doesn't get the job done. 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:46.520 It just doesn't get it doesn't do its thing. So 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:50.000 I had to order saline Inema's fleet. If you want 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:51.640 to sponsor me, shout out. 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.679 Fleet's amazing, because I will say, I like. 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:58.000 Wow, Yeah, the amount I go through is really crazy. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:02.080 But I have with you next to a fleet is 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.440 also like kind of all. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:07.000 Although it's crazy. I updated my MacBook finally because I 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:12.120 have update trauma with Apple devices because I updated and 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.880 lost everything on my iMac. Y'all heard the story. 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:17.440 To make it impossible, they don't want you to keep 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:19.120 They don't want you to keep what you had. They 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:20.600 want to just put it in a door and go 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:21.320 buy a new one. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.080 They want us to forget. They want us to forget 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.800 who we are. They want us to forget who we are. 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:31.520 But I order, oh wait, but my background. I added 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:35.800 like a photo widget on my background to like flip 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:42.960 through my photos. And the one that they chose is 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.360 a picture of me with an enema. And that's the 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.720 only photo that shows. So it's literally on my desktop 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:52.160 twenty four to seven, in black and white, in black 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:53.400 and white, in black and white. 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.520 I know it's a photo of your Groundpa. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.000 There's her story, there's his story. 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:04.600 Well my iPad. The photo that's constantly on that like 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.880 that little photo rotation for me is this old ass 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.360 face app photo I have of Josh where it was 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.360 like meet him and Josie just like drunkest ship on 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.680 the couch late at night watching videos and Josh just 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.120 to my right and I kept just turning and taking 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:19.360 pictures of him for me. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.920 To send that one. Send it. I'll send mine to Kai. 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:26.720 My phone always it'll do you know on this day, Yeah, 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.200 And I'll always bring up like a vore. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:33.000 Photo, yourvore photo chunk photo. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:36.320 Yeah, my chunk photo chunk era. Yeah. Me, and you're 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.240 in this very gnarly group chat where we send videos 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:41.600 of people's bellies inflating. It's like animation. 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.080 It's like feed or animations, I mean, but it's real 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.280 ones too. It'll be like them laying on their bed 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:50.200 with like a giant, rotund hairy belly feet up. 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.080 So you can by the way that it's shiny like 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:53.640 a balloon. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:57.000 Yeah, and there's no stretch marks, which is really impressive. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:00.720 He'll be like playing like duty or something. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:03.880 When I hear that, that just sounds like it hurts like. 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:08.000 It does it. But let me finish my anema story. 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.600 The greatest thing in my bottom journey to ever happen, yeah, 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:16.160 is I ordered some fleet saline enemas off of Amazon, 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:20.840 and I just ordered six of them. Bitch, I got 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:24.280 eighteen ininemas for the price of one. They they sent 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:27.280 me to on accident two boxes or three boxes. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:29.720 Well, because with your order history, they're like, God knows 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:32.880 that was an accident. I know, God knows that six. 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:38.080 And I'm even thinking about putting the subscription on and 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:43.320 saving two dollars a month, like I'd be stupid not 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:44.480 to I mean. 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:46.600 To be fair, Could you go into Costco and get that? 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:47.800 No, I loved? 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.200 Yeah, that's my thing is like there are certain products 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.080 where like because of where we're at societally, you just 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:54.520 can't fucking access in. 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:55.040 The real world. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.160 And even then, like here you go. 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:59.560 There's too many gay people. There's too many gay people 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.040 in LA trying to buy up all the fucking saline 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:05.359 Inema's bitch, it's a competitive market. If you need, I 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:07.199 got double the. 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:12.200 Prize era it's like twenty twenty COVID market is what 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.360 gay people have had to deal with with saline enemas 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:17.280 for the past thousand years. 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.800 Yeah, it's really it's really horrible. But I will be 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:22.800 flipping my extra enemas. I'm gonna sell them for double 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:23.200 the price. 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:29.280 And was literally like, shot up, you're gonna need botox 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:31.240 because like you cannot hide your excitement. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:36.359 Things like that. It's just the way India notice things 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:38.520 is about you kind of. I think it's the things 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:39.680 that Indian notices. 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:42.719 For me, it's the little things. I just I'm observe 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:43.720 it of my friends. 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:46.040 What do you see in me right now? 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:52.680 I see like, okay, you're careful though, no, no, no, no, no, 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:56.000 I'm gonna like what, I don't see anything bad right now? Okay, okay, 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:59.880 I think on a scale of one to ten, you're 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.200 lying at like by when you got to the house, 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.679 I think maybe you were at like weirdly like a 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:08.360 five six, just on some like tired chit and then 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.240 like the plumbers are here, so I think that kind 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:11.760 of was like keeping you at bay there, but you 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:14.160 were pushing through because you were like a little joyful. 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:15.640 So I'm gonna bump you up to like a six 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:18.840 point five, and so far I think you've been able 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:20.639 to raise up to like a seven point five for 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:20.959 your day. 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:25.960 That is so accurate. Like I literally, I literally am 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:28.280 in such a good mood today. I'm in a good mood. 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:30.560 I walked into the house in a good mood and 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:32.600 then I saw that you were cleaning, so I was like, 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:35.000 I'm gonna let her do her thing, and I was 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:37.159 gonna like go Kiki with you for a second, but 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:39.480 I was like, I don't know where she is at 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:41.199 on the mood scale. I think you're at like a 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:42.119 three or four. 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:46.520 No, I'm like, actually just really tired because I did 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:49.919 get so fun. I mean yesterday was my holiday. It 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:51.320 was four twenty so. 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:53.520 Oh my god, it was four twenty yesterday. 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:57.080 I feel so like fried, which is actually I. 0:18:57.160 --> 0:19:01.720 Drink a glass of water for four twenty. Don't fuck 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:03.480 with that wheat shit? 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.560 Was it only a glass of water the whole day? 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:05.879 Like? 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:09.040 Was that your celebration drink you do not usually drink? 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:11.119 Yeah, because weed is like really bad for you. 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:13.040 So I drink. 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.879 Concerned about like why water was your substitute? But you 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:19.840 drink water. You drink water other than that one glass 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:23.439 and on a day to day basis like water, I 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:26.920 drink Coca cola. Oh water was your celebration? Drink it? 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:29.000 It was rewarding myself. 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:37.320 I went to McDonald's and ordered almonds. Yeah. 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:40.440 When I order apple slices from McDonald's, that's it. 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:48.399 Yeah. Almonds, No they don't they really crazy? 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:49.280 Get them for kai? 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:51.040 Why could I have almonds and water? 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:55.320 I need six almonds and a cup of water? 0:19:56.920 --> 0:19:57.000 Hi? 0:19:57.119 --> 0:19:59.399 Can I have six almonds, a cup of water, a 0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:04.080 boiled egg yeah, no, salt, some black pepper. 0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:08.680 And then my hand like shaking. 0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:11.440 Out of my car, grabbing the wait is egg whites eaty? 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:11.960 Yeah? 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:15.120 Can I get a fluffy cloud egg, so it's half 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:17.320 egg white, half water whisked. 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:20.800 Together apples just have volume of calories. 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:22.119 And then you crash out and eat a tub of 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:22.720 peanut butter. 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:28.600 Wait and you, dude, I'm so sorry, Like I know 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:29.920 it's a mental disease. 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:32.240 I know that, I know that I have it. I 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:35.200 know that I don't have it like that, Like but that, 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:37.920 because that, to me is like it's. 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:41.919 Just too funny, Like what indignation are you doing? 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:46.720 Eating like that is literally like why are you eating? 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:49.200 Like girl, you had an era, you had an era 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:51.800 where you were trying so hard to eat like that 0:20:51.960 --> 0:20:54.480 and it just didn't click, like it literally like you 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:57.000 were eating palm of hearts and mustard and that was 0:20:57.040 --> 0:20:58.040 like but that, no. 0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:00.720 But that I literally like the taste of that. That's 0:21:00.720 --> 0:21:04.080