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Speaker 2: It's Monday. Thank you so much for finding us. It's

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey, and you found a brand new Full Hour.

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Speaker 1: You did. Yeah you gotta.

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Speaker 2: We got a new loser, wine, new second date, all

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Speaker 2: the fun of Monday.

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Speaker 1: So just get ready and yeah, we do that. Let's

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Speaker 1: highlight one of our incredible listeners.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I thought this one was funny because we can

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Speaker 3: see comments on really old episodes when people are re listening,

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Speaker 3: and on our twenty nineteen Top Loser Lines of the year,

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Speaker 3: someone did we listen to it and said they think

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Speaker 3: we mixed up number one and number two because number

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Speaker 3: two is way.

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Speaker 1: Better than number one. Time here, I am to sincerely apologize.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Do we go back in the record books and we

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Speaker 4: changed the.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but we start a petition. Yeah, don't know.

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Speaker 5: We want to make it right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems sort of strike. I love that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait till you catch up till now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 6: All right, it's like, Hey, I listened back to twenty

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Speaker 6: nineteen and I didn't like that one.

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Speaker 2: For Yeah, all right, your brand new Full Hour starts

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 7: We've heard stories about how students right now are using

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Speaker 7: AI to basically do all of their schoolwork for them.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they've probably got like a be semester of college

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Speaker 2: I mean the funny part is the teachers are probably

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Speaker 2: using it to come up with the assignments.

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Speaker 7: Yeah it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, but they're

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Speaker 7: asking chat GBT to write their essays, fill out their

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Speaker 7: college applications, even take their girlfriends to prom.

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Speaker 1: Why is AI a better kisser?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I love that I used the tongue.

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Speaker 7: And if you're a student, it doesn't feel good to

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Speaker 7: be constantly accused of cheating on your assignments all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it would really sucks, especially if he worked really hard.

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Speaker 1: They're like, oh, this is too good to to and

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Speaker 1: you're like.

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Speaker 4: No, I actually did it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah true, even if you did have AI, you don't

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Speaker 7: want to be accused of it.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 7: They're sick of it, and that's why students are fighting

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Speaker 7: back and it's making the news today. To stop these

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Speaker 7: hurtful accusations AI has been helping them cheat their way

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Speaker 7: through school, They're turning to a new AI program called

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Speaker 7: the Humanizer.

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Speaker 2: Oh so they're AI to prove that they didn't use AI.

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Speaker 5: That's pretty much it.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Basically, take your essay about economic existentialism in the

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Speaker 7: Great Gatsby that was totally not written by chat GPT.

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Speaker 7: In fifteen seconds, you copy paste it into this humanizer

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Speaker 7: app and it'll alter the text so it doesn't sound

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Speaker 7: as smart and perfect and robot.

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Speaker 2: Lie, oh wait, you're still You're still cheating. I thought

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Speaker 2: it was to prove you weren't cheating.

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Speaker 5: It's double cheating that they can't accuse you of cheating.

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Speaker 7: It'll screw up the punctuations, it'll swap out fancy words

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Speaker 7: for dumber ones like instead of thus. Consequently it'll say

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Speaker 7: now because of that hole mess and stuff, only a

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Speaker 2: I hate to break in to students, but it is

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Speaker 9: Yes, no text into the text board and I'm like,

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Speaker 9: that was yeah, yeah you, Jeff, But your teachers will

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Speaker 9: never think that you cheated when it ends every paragraph

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Speaker 9: with that's.

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Speaker 5: What I think. But what do I know?

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Speaker 7: Because I'm just your normal, average human being, so human,

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Speaker 7: weadache good luck accusing students of cheating now, teachers, Yeah, glad,

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Speaker 7: we put that to bed now we're onto the Shack

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Speaker 7: College question of the day. Unfortunately, no way for us

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Speaker 7: to cheat here in this segment, right, Jake Wink, That's right,

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Speaker 7: We're just a bunch of normal humans doing this.

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Speaker 5: Let's do it.

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Speaker 4: It's Groundhog Day, and if you know me, you know

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Speaker 4: I love three things. Professional wrestling, showing brooks Mom, a

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Speaker 4: good time well, and of course, regionally specific weather predicting animals.

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Speaker 4: And while everybody knows about punk Satani Phil, the groundhog

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Speaker 4: who predicts the arrival of spring by checking for his shadow,

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Speaker 4: there are plenty of other underappreciated animals, creatures, and sometimes

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Speaker 4: And today you'll have to tell me which ones are

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Speaker 4: real weather prognosticators during a special ground Hog or Grand

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Speaker 4: Fraud edition of plenty of twenty. If you say a

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Speaker 4: number one through twenty, I'll describe a famous weather predicting

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Speaker 4: tell me if it's a real ground hog or just

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Speaker 4: a made up grand fraud.

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Speaker 5: Gotcha.

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Speaker 4: Let's start with the woman who once asked if Punk

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Speaker 4: Satani Phil was single.

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Speaker 5: You've seen that top pat can't blame her.

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Speaker 4: Alexis. Your weather predicting animal is named Concord Charlie. He's

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Speaker 4: a presumed groundhog that predicts the weather in Athens, West Virginia,

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Speaker 4: at Concord University. I say presumed because Charlie has never

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Speaker 4: Is Concord Charlie a groundhog or a grand fraud?

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Speaker 1: Sounds want to be.

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Speaker 2: First of all, there's gonna be a lot of knockoffs

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there is.

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Speaker 3: The President just does it on his own, like made

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Speaker 6: Thing or it started and then like the animal died,

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Speaker 6: and I don't want to tell the kings.

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Speaker 5: No trust me, he's behind the curtain. Just don't look.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say grand fraud.

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Speaker 4: Jake Lexis says she doesn't believe Concord Charlie is real. Again,

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Speaker 4: we can't prove it because no one's seen him, the president,

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Speaker 4: but presumed real, presumed alive.

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Speaker 5: I trust what the President says.

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Speaker 1: Long live Concord Charlie.

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Speaker 4: Who rover to you ten is off the board?

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Speaker 1: Give me nine.

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Speaker 4: Your weather predicting animal is named Manitoba merv. He is

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Speaker 4: a ground hog golf club cover and has been predicting

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Speaker 4: the arrival of spring at Oakhammick Marsh Interpretive Center in

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Speaker 1: Just a golf club cover that looks like a groundhog.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's named Manitoma nerve. Is he a real ground

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Speaker 1: How does predict the weather like.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's golfing in Manitoba at this time of year? That is,

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Speaker 2: that is where I'm gonna call the call your call

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Speaker 2: you out.

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Speaker 1: That is a fraud.

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Speaker 4: Jake Brooks says, Manitoba nerv is a fraud. Absolutely not real.

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Speaker 4: I know there's plenty of time for him to do

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Speaker 4: weather predictions, clearly, Jose. We're over to year. We're talking

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Speaker 4: about different weather predicting animals from around the world. It's

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Speaker 4: one of my favorite days of the year in Jose,

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Speaker 4: around you. Nine and ten are off the board. Twelve, Jose,

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Speaker 4: your weather predicting creature is Snowhomish Slew, a frog gnosticating

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Speaker 4: bullfrog from Snowholmish, Washington. He whispers his prediction to his

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Speaker 4: favorite scribe in the groundhog Ease.

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Speaker 5: Language.

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Speaker 4: Is the Homish Slew a groundhog or a grand fraud?

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Speaker 6: So he's a frog, but he speaks groundhogs. He can

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Speaker 6: like pretty much have like ears on the ground.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he did the du A Lingo app and learn thee.

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Speaker 1: None of these field real to me.

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Speaker 6: I feel I have faith in Jake and his excitement

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Speaker 6: and this is absolutely real, Jake.

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Speaker 4: Jose says, the Homish slew is real. Yeah, real, head

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Speaker 4: down to downtown Snohomish to meet Snohomish Slough.

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Speaker 5: I have no idea what.

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Speaker 7: It makes more sense than the weather people on TV.

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Speaker 7: So I'm trusting all of these.

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Speaker 5: Trust.

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Speaker 4: It proves Jeffrey's point.

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Speaker 5: Man, Jeffrey, We're over to you.

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Speaker 4: If you get this wrong, Jose's gonna win today.

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Speaker 5: Fifteen fifteen.

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Speaker 4: Your weather predictor is Polk County Paula. She's a person

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Speaker 4: in a groundhog suit in Des Moines, Iowa. Every year

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Speaker 4: on February second, people line up at five am to

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Speaker 4: be the first in line for a free Miller High

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Speaker 4: Life breakfast beer given out from Paula from six to

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Speaker 4: eight am, and Paula comes out of a beer case

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Speaker 4: burrow as well. It's Park County Paula, a real weather

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Speaker 4: predicting groundhoga.

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Speaker 7: Really, we didn't know we needed Paula sounds like one

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Speaker 7: of Brook's close friends.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like an antemize.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean that's why I think she is a

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Speaker 7: real ground hog.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey says ground hog. Yeah, another real one, and that

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Speaker 4: brings us to sudden death. Jose, Jose, your weather predicting

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Speaker 4: tiebreaker is mojave Max, a desert tortoise from Las Vegas scientists,

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Speaker 4: and Maxi's prediction based on if he emerges from his

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Speaker 4: burrow on March sixteenth or later. That's prick the weather.

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Speaker 4: Is he a groundhog or a ground frog? I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: say this is true? He says it's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is true.

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Speaker 4: Jo Wins, I had like fifty worthies. I could do

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Speaker 4: this for weeks. That was plenty of plenty.

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Speaker 5: Well, Zi, you got the most right.

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Speaker 7: You're gonna choose to get shot today, and they're gonna

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Speaker 7: be singing it's raining men by the weather girls.

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Speaker 5: Who's gonna be I gotta go Brook.

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Speaker 1: It's rain and men. Hallelujah, It's rain and men.

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Speaker 7: That's pok County, Paula's that's it, Coyler highlight for everyone.

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Speaker 7: That was your shock collar question the other day. We

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Speaker 7: got your phones have coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 10: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Maybe you've been to a big football watch party where

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Speaker 7: outside on the patio or in the garage they have.

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Speaker 5: A giant k let's go Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Usually those are filled with beer, okay, bush Light, Natty, Michelobultra.

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Speaker 5: All the good stuff.

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Speaker 7: Okay, but apparently that is not cool anymore.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen a keg at a party in so long.

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Speaker 7: Sports fans don't want big kegs of beer. No, Instead,

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Speaker 7: they want giant kegs filled with condiments.

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Speaker 5: And that's why Hines is launching something.

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Speaker 7: Called the keg Chuck No, no, oh, yes, here's a

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Speaker 5: It's a twenty inch tall.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're looking keg.

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Speaker 7: But it's filled with one hundred and fourteen ounces of sweet,

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Speaker 7: sticky tomato ketchup.

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Speaker 1: Do you do ketchup stands?

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Speaker 7: You can't, only if you're cool enough. We'll love the

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Speaker 7: photo up on the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. It's

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Speaker 7: got a little pump dispenser at the top of its

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Speaker 7: sort of like how you'd squirt ketchup onto your hot

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but the added bonus for this is you don't have.

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Speaker 7: To shake it, or squeeze it or suck it to

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Speaker 1: Wait, you suck on the ones at the stadiums.

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Speaker 5: When you're really desperate.

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Speaker 7: All you gotta do is pump away behind says their

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Speaker 7: keg chups are gonna be available to purchase a little

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Speaker 7: It's the radio segment that wants to make the Winter

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Speaker 7: Florida Yay. Thirty two year old man named Alexander Baker

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a lie, people.

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Speaker 7: Yes, let's go to your next laser story out of Streamerville.

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Speaker 5: Hey, I live here.

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Speaker 7: Netflix has a new dating show coming in March where

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Speaker 1: It's called Good Alessa says.

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Speaker 5: It's called Age of Attraction.

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Speaker 7: Age and contestants range anywhere from twenty two to fifty

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Speaker 7: But they also show a younger woman saying, quote, I

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Speaker 12: Again?

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Speaker 4: You see that every day.

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Speaker 7: Over the past decade, Karen Memes have flooded the internet,

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Speaker 7: It's widely known that a Karen is filled with entitlement

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Speaker 1: Hey gosslin, I mean that's the look.

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Speaker 7: Some guys with similar characteristics have been called male Karens before,

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Speaker 1: There's not one Josh that I can think of. It's

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Speaker 7: Josh, who wrote about the trend, said he's laughing about

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Speaker 7: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday, Brook.

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Speaker 10: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Normally, a weird voicemail for this show is a guy

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Speaker 7: Or a dude trying to seduce a woman with a

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Speaker 14: You just the right number.

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Speaker 5: It's the Loser line. Go on, just call me back

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Speaker 7: Instead slide him with snickers and tell him he's definitely

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Speaker 13: Voicemails like this one, Marcus Claire, I don't exactly think

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Speaker 13: that we should go out, since when he left the

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Speaker 13: bar that night, I saw the bumper sticker on your truck.

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Speaker 15: I did not realize.

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Speaker 4: That you were a.

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Speaker 5: Dallas Cowboys fan.

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Speaker 14: Like yike.

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Speaker 10: I mostly just like feel bad for you at this.

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Speaker 11: Point, Like you guys are like labeled as America's team,

462
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Speaker 11: but you haven't won anything since like the Eisenhower administration.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I did not expect an Eisenhower dig.

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Speaker 5: You know, you can just say, hey, I'm not interested.

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Speaker 5: That's always.

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Speaker 7: You don't have to tear down his fan allegiance. I mean,

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Speaker 7: he supports the Cowboys. He's been through enough for goodness sake,

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Speaker 7: the poor man alone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, even Sadders when she realizes a Cowboys fan gave

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Speaker 2: her the number of the Loser life.

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Speaker 7: Cars are going to be burning in Philly for a

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Speaker 7: whole different reason. After this, her hearts go out to.

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Speaker 12: Her Nora, Hey, what's up. I've been thinking all night

474
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Speaker 12: about that the question that you want me to answer.

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Speaker 12: You want to know, like, who was my weirdest childhood crush?

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Speaker 12: And I think, uh, I think I have an answer

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Speaker 12: for her, so uh, you know, the cartoon roadgrad.

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Speaker 16: So all, I kind of always have a thing for

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Speaker 16: Tommy's mom, you know, like Bedie Pickles.

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Speaker 12: I just I don't I don't know what it was

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Speaker 12: about her.

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Speaker 14: Maybe it's like because.

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Speaker 16: She had that crazy red hair and you know redheads, right,

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Speaker 16: you know, Like I don't know, maybe that's weird to say,

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Speaker 16: but like that's definitely the strangest crush I had.

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Speaker 7: That's not weird to say at all that you would

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Speaker 7: like to get it on with a nineties cartoon mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but every one in the room was glad it

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Speaker 1: was the mom. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I was like, there's so many bad things you can say. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 6: I mean please say.

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Speaker 5: Chris Hansen retired a long time ago. We do not

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Speaker 5: need to bring him back for this segment.

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Speaker 7: But speaking of embarrassing crushes, have you seen how good

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Speaker 7: looking the men are on this morning show?

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Speaker 9: Take a look at our YouTube talking about.

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Speaker 5: There is some men meet here.

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Speaker 7: Just to name one of them, and yeah, there's a

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Speaker 7: couple of ladies that are on here too, but you

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Speaker 7: can always fast forward through those parts as we post

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Speaker 7: our favorite second dates, phone taps, awkward Tuesdays, and loser

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Speaker 7: lines just like the one that we're doing today. Anyway,

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Speaker 7: I dare you to keep jose Me and Ashton out

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Speaker 7: of your mind as we listen to this next clip

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Speaker 7: next message.

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Speaker 15: Welcome back to the podcast Cheaters, Liars and Ghosts. I'm

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Speaker 15: your host, and today on the podcast, our guest is

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Speaker 15: none other than myself, who.

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Speaker 17: Thanks for coming on the show. He looks so beautiful.

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Speaker 14: Stop it.

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Speaker 15: So today we're going to cover the reasons why the

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Speaker 15: guy you met.

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Speaker 17: Last week why won't he call you back? He made

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Speaker 17: out with you in a park and he bought you

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Speaker 17: a hot dog, and then you hooked up with him.

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Speaker 17: What were you thinking? Anyway, we'll try again next week,

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Speaker 17: I guess on the podcast Cheaters, Liars and Ghosts, where

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Speaker 17: we barge into the bathroom and see if she'll take

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Speaker 17: any accountability for her loose moirrels.

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Speaker 4: Confused?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to subscribe?

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Speaker 2: I mean, who has ever thought about a podcast where

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Speaker 2: you just interview yourself?

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Speaker 5: Why did I sleep?

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Speaker 7: But it's hard after you buy someone a hot dog,

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Speaker 7: not to hook up with them.

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Speaker 5: That's just how it goes true.

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Speaker 18: Hey, Jana from the bar. You are not going to

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Speaker 18: believe this, but I'm calling you from the future.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 18: You and I live in a cozy, little glass dome

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Speaker 18: free from the nuclear radiation.

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Speaker 14: Of course, We've got.

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Speaker 18: Three kids, two ferrets, and our own little vegetable garden

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Speaker 18: stock with beets and celery my favorite.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 18: The reason why I'm leaving you this voicemail, however, is

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Speaker 18: to tell you something super important. All of this could

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Speaker 18: go away if you don't go out with me during

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Speaker 18: present times. So you need to call me stay like right.

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Speaker 14: Away and say yesterday.

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Speaker 18: And if you don't, I'm apprecire. You're going to regret

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Speaker 18: it because remember I'm from the future, and I see

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Speaker 18: how everything turned out. My ED situation finally goes away

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Speaker 18: and we do it all the time. Modern future medicine

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Speaker 18: is just wonderful.

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Speaker 7: He just Marty mcfled back to the futured himself.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 7: Sure, he does have ED right now, but once he

550
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Speaker 7: boards Elon's spaceship to Mars, it magically goes away.

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Speaker 5: It's perfect.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's the beaten Celary diet.

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Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, doctors beware. We finally solved it.

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Speaker 5: How do we call the future?

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Speaker 18: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: We have to figure that out.

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Speaker 7: Elon get on it, but remember to hit up and

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Speaker 7: subscribe to our YouTube page at Brook and Jeffrey. We

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Speaker 7: post all of our content, second dates, phone tabs, and

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Speaker 7: video of us reacting in studio to all of our

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Speaker 7: loser line clips.

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Speaker 2: Handsomely says oh extremely, so many people up for disappointment, rinking.

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Speaker 5: To the camera. We got a phone tap coming up

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Speaker 5: for you.

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Speaker 7: Right after this, I asked this question in all seriousness,

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Speaker 7: is quality customer service dead?

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Speaker 5: Maybe maybe broken? Jeffrey in the morning, I mean, it sure.

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Speaker 1: Seems that way turned into a chatbot.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and those AI chatbot assistants aren't actually very helpful. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 7: the human ones don't seem to care at all.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't either if I had their job. I mean

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Speaker 1: to be fair.

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Speaker 7: Well, today we're going to try and change that because

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Speaker 7: we got an email from a guy who goes to

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Speaker 7: a bagel shop a lot with his buddy, and even

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Speaker 7: though their experiences are always very normal, we're going to

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Speaker 7: pretend that they're not and call him from the bagel

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Speaker 7: place to make it extra weird by finally giving him

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Speaker 7: the excellent customer service that he so deserves.

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Speaker 5: It's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 10: You're in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, good morning. Is this Preston McKee?

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Speaker 14: Yes, it is this.

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Speaker 1: Oh great. My name's Harriet.

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Speaker 2: I'm the manager here at Bagel you were in earlier

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Speaker 2: this morning.

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Speaker 14: Yes it was.

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Speaker 2: I am so glad I found you because it has

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Speaker 2: come to my attention that you did not receive exceptional

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Speaker 2: service during your time here.

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Speaker 5: I didn't no, I mean.

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Speaker 1: We noticed you tipped five dollars and our employees did

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Speaker 1: not sing to you.

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Speaker 14: Oh that's okay.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't, Preston. It is not okay.

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Speaker 2: It is not okay here at Bagel, because there is

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Speaker 2: a new policy requiring every employee to sing if we

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Speaker 2: receive a cartuity over ten percent or more.

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Speaker 14: Oh well, I wasn't aware of that.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. It's not on you. It's not on you.

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Speaker 1: It's on Chauncey. Chauncey, come here, it's time. Come on over, Chauncey.

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Speaker 1: President need you to be quiet. We're picking your song

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Speaker 1: and the whale, Chauncey.

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Speaker 14: That's that's not necessary.

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Speaker 1: I don't just shut up for a minute. It landed

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Speaker 1: on floor rider. What Chauncey go for it?

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Speaker 8: Please?

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Speaker 19: Don't the apple bottom jeans and the jeans, the apple

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Speaker 19: bottom jeans and Chauncey surety hit the club and with

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Speaker 19: the jeans.

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Speaker 5: Club.

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Speaker 1: It's not good. President, listen to that. It is so quiet.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how you can hear it.

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Speaker 17: You don't need to do this.

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Speaker 14: What why do you?

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Speaker 8: Why are you doing this?

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Speaker 4: President?

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Speaker 1: You tip five dollars.

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Speaker 2: It's a Chauncey right here, and you know what the

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Speaker 2: best way for him to show his appreciation is to no,

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Speaker 2: it's not it's still not.

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Speaker 1: Chauncey.

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Speaker 7: Don't.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna give it another chance. Okay, let's see what

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Speaker 1: it lands on. God, imagine that floor rider again.

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Speaker 5: I don't want that.

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Speaker 14: I don't want this. Can can we stop this?

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Speaker 1: Prestin. I don't think you need to be mean to

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Speaker 1: my employee right now.

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Speaker 14: I'm not trying to be mean.

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Speaker 5: Please don't be mean.

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Speaker 14: I don't want to be on the call anymore, and I.

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Speaker 2: Don't want to be the manager of a bagel place

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Speaker 2: that doesn't give exceptional service.

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Speaker 1: So saying Chauncey.

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Speaker 14: You know, I'm sorry. So this is your idea of

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Speaker 14: exceptional service.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Preston, I don't understand the problem.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 14: I know the problem is you're holding me a hostage

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Speaker 14: on the phone right now when I've asked you not to.

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Speaker 14: I don't.

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Speaker 2: That is the most aggressive thing I think someone could

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Speaker 2: say when we're just trying to give you a thank

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Speaker 2: you performance.

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Speaker 14: I appreciate every other.

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Speaker 2: Customer that has come in and received this was incredibly.

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Speaker 19: Grateful that club can and all the things right now.

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Speaker 14: Okay, okay, I'm not coming back to your bagel shop.

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Speaker 14: You stuck the time on my day.

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Speaker 1: With hold on, I'm checking on my old are you okay?

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Speaker 18: Yeah?

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Speaker 19: I just wish it would stop landing on flow right

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Speaker 19: chaboozy enthusiast?

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Speaker 14: Oh my god?

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Speaker 5: Should Boozy be keeping it real?

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Speaker 2: Unlike this phone call? This prank phone call? Good, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a phone tap. Your co worker JP.

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Speaker 1: Set you up. This is actually brug from the radio

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Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You freaking that's

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Speaker 1: Jose actually singing. So I think you need to take

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Speaker 1: that back right now, Preston.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, Moose, he should not quit his day job.

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Speaker 5: Wait. I guess he's right. I really didn't know any

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Speaker 5: of those.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know Florida had more than one hit.

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Speaker 5: Apparently there's another one called whistle. You want to hear it?

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Speaker 5: Spin the wheel?

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Speaker 14: No god, no, oh my god.

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Speaker 13: Huh let it on.

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Speaker 4: Whistle lead whistle, baby whistle, Baby of your turn.

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Speaker 14: No.

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Speaker 18: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties Brooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 18: in the morning.

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Speaker 7: It's almost time for your second dates, Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 7: in the Morning. And they say, if it sounds too

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Speaker 7: good to be true, it probably is. Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 7: we're not just talking about Alexis's driving record of two

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Speaker 7: and a half days without an accident.

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Speaker 5: She never does reach that third day, does she.

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Speaker 7: But one of our one of our listeners learned her

682
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Speaker 7: lesson the hard way after a guy promised to give

683
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Speaker 7: her a luxurious experience.

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00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 5: Of a lifetime wow. But as soon as.

685
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 7: They arrived, it only took a quick glance around to

686
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 7: realize she had been fully tricked. Oh now she's ready

687
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 7: to call him out and hopefully get something of hers back.

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Speaker 5: Brand new second date update right.

689
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Speaker 10: After this broken Jeffrey in the Morning Second Date updates.

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Speaker 7: Today's second date update is gonna be a little different

691
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 7: because one of our listeners, Kelly, wrote in saying she

692
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 7: is one hundred percent not interested in getting another date

693
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 7: with this guy.

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00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 2: Oh we've done a couple like these, not very often,

695
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: but every once in a while.

696
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: We're doing a second date and a revenge call answer.

697
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 7: I understand the confusion because it kind of goes against

698
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 7: the whole point of this segment. But I'm giving her

699
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 7: a past today because apparently there is a juicy story

700
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 7: that goes along with it. And also, I'm a sucker

701
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 7: for people who threaten me over email. I will give

702
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 7: in pretty much immediately.

703
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: Why do I like her already?

704
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 5: Respect? Kelly, Welcome to the show.

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00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 11: Hi guys, Hey Kelly oh Man.

706
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: Such a nice voice for a threatening, scary one.

707
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 7: No, No, I have chills down my spine just hearing

708
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 7: you in person now. And Kelly, I don't know the

709
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 7: full situation that you're in right now, but apparently there

710
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 7: is a dude that you went out with according to

711
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 7: your email.

712
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 5: You want us to call him today. What's his name?

713
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 11: Calvin?

714
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: What did he do wrong?

715
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 11: Imagine with a name like Calvin. No, we met on

716
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 11: a new dating app, that I was trying out. What

717
00:35:55,239 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 11: is it slightly risque and it has a financial bar.

718
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: For both sides? Are just for the men.

719
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 5: For both sides?

720
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh it's rich people dated up?

721
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah I didn't.

722
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not in the right tax bracket.

723
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 5: I literally can't picture with dating at this is still like,

724
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 5: I don't.

725
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I've always said the world needs more rich

726
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 7: people marrying other rich people.

727
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, this lifestyle management. Yes, yeah, we just clicked. We

728
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 11: talked back and forth all the time. He just seemed

729
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 11: very cool, exactly what I was looking for on paper.

730
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 5: Was there a date that happened between you two?

731
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 11: Yeah, Well we're not in the same location, so you

732
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 11: can match with anyone all over the world.

733
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so are you at least in the same country.

734
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 11: We were both in the US, Yeah, but we were

735
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 11: in completely different places temporarily.

736
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 5: I was going to Dubai next week.

737
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 7: I know Alexis rolls her eyes at the idea of

738
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,240
Speaker 7: him being in the US, but that's okay.

739
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 12: Yeah.

740
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, your options all over the globe, and I guess

741
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 7: you want to slum it here.

742
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 11: I see your girl.

743
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: Wait, did you fly to him or did he fly

744
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: to you?

745
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 11: It was actually quite sweet. I we were talking one afternoon.

746
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 11: I said, you know, I've used to love the snow

747
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 11: growing up, and I didn't get to see a lot

748
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 11: of it where I lived. And so he lives somewhere

749
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 11: that it's snowy in the winter, and so he suggested

750
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 11: a really nice resort in his area.

751
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 5: Resort. What do you mean, what type of resort?

752
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 17: Ski resort?

753
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 8: You?

754
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 11: Okay, it's a nice like five star with a spa

755
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 11: and cool locations.

756
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 2: As a concierge that brings your skis to you.

757
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: You can hit the slopes after your morning breve.

758
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 5: So you're both good skiers.

759
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 11: No, it sounded great, but he well, it's not his fault.

760
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 11: I didn't he didn't realize, but I know I don't.

761
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 14: I don't ski.

762
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: Oh what the bar of the launches is fun all day?

763
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 8: Yeah?

764
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, I didn't mind if he skied. So anyway,

765
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 11: we get out there, and we'd agreed that I would

766
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 11: spend one night in his place before we drove an

767
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 11: hour away to the resort. Okay, okay, wow, right, we

768
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 11: did that. He offered me the guest bedroom, which was

769
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 11: very gentlemanly.

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Speaker 15: Good.

771
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 11: Yeah, he made a great first impression it was right

772
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 11: on target.

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Speaker 6: Okay, sounds awesome to be able to do this for

774
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 6: somebody too.

775
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 7: Like I know, now I'm like confused because your email

776
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 7: said you're not interested in seeing him again?

777
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 5: Like, how did you reach that conclusion?

778
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 11: I'll explain. So we get to the resort, and the resort,

779
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 11: you know it's nice enough, but there is zero snow.

780
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 4: Oh oh trigger brooks.

781
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 2: Oh geez, I gotta say though, it's not a very

782
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 2: good season, right, like at a lot of resorts.

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Speaker 1: Is that what was going on?

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00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 11: I have no idea. I don't keep tabs on the

785
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 11: resorts because I don't ski and he does, so I

786
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 11: assumed he would have. He could have called just to

787
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 11: text oh soon.

788
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 7: Do you feel like he should have canceled the date

789
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 7: or changed the plan after realizing there wouldn't be enough

790
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 7: snow at the resorts?

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00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 11: Right, or not suggested it?

792
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Speaker 2: I mean no, I mean, I know your goal was

793
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 2: to see snow, but maybe his goal was just to

794
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 2: have a date weekend.

795
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 11: Well, then it starts to feel like, you know, he's

796
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,439
Speaker 11: just inviting me over for a Netflix and chill. He'd

797
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 11: made such a big deal about it being winter Wonderland.

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00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 5: He did promise you a lot and not deliver on

799
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 5: any of it.

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Speaker 1: So, I mean, is this the reason why you're so upset?

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00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean he didn't. He had also had no

802
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 11: plan to entertain us. I mean I had to kind

803
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 11: of fend for myself. I was like, Oh, I guess

804
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 11: I'll get at many petty in a massage.

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00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 2: And that sounds awful talking to Lodge, it's only a

806
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 2: spawn hot.

807
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 8: Brook.

808
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 5: What are you not understanding? He's a liar.

809
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 7: He manipulated her into thinking that they were going to

810
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 7: have this magical winter experience and then didn't do anything.

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00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: I mean he was disappointed too, wasn't he Because he's

812
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 2: a skier, so wasn't he disappointed?

813
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 11: No, he didn't seem bothered by any of it. He

814
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 11: was happy to just Netflix and chill.

815
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: I think, Oh, he's trying to turn, you know, lemons

816
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: into lemonade.

817
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 5: So you've decided he is not a good guy. You

818
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 5: don't want to date him. But what made you reach

819
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 5: out to us?

820
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 18: Like?

821
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 5: What are you hoping to get out of this? Call?

822
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 11: Well, this is why my friend told me to call,

823
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 11: So I you know, I left. I just called an

824
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 11: uber finally, because he just wasn't initiating any plans. I

825
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 11: just wanted to sit around all weekend. And finally I

826
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 11: was like, okay, I think we've ridden this strain as

827
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 11: far as it's going to ride. And I called a

828
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 11: car and popped the flight out. Well, my bag was

829
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 11: still at his house.

830
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: What oh.

831
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 11: I have contacted him several times and asked him to

832
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 11: ship the bag back to me, and he's not responding

833
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 11: at all. So my luggage is at his house. I

834
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 11: only had a small bag with me, like an overnight.

835
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Speaker 7: So you went straight from the resort to the airport

836
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 7: and flew home.

837
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Speaker 1: Did you tell him? Did you tell him you were leaving?

838
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 11: Yeah? I left a note.

839
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Speaker 5: Oh oh.

840
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 6: So he came back from like skiing or something and

841
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 6: was like, oh, not skiing because.

842
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: There's no snoe.

843
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

844
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, he was at the gym or something.

845
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 5: Oh selfish.

846
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 2: So we're just calling him to try to get your

847
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 2: expensive bag back.

848
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 11: I just want my bag back.

849
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Speaker 7: Okay, we will actually follow through with our promises, unlike

850
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 7: Calvin when we come back and do this call right

851
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 7: after this hold on broken.

852
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 10: Jeffrey in the morning, second date updates.

853
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 7: I just want to apologize to all of the women

854
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 7: of this world for the low life, selfish men who

855
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 7: lie and mislead them. Because when a man plans a

856
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 7: winter vacation, he should at least make sure winter is there.

857
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 5: Come on, hello Winter, where'd you go?

858
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 7: But nope, despicable schmucks like Calvin exist, unfortunately, because he

859
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 7: promised our listener, Kelly, a luxury resort weekend full of

860
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 7: skiing and champagne and even otubs.

861
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't ski, but she did want to see

862
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: the snow.

863
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he promised her that.

864
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 7: But when they arrived, nope, not a drop of snow

865
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 7: on the mountain. Thankfully, we have somebody to blame for that, Calvin.

866
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: Okay, he controls the weather.

867
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 7: At least Kelly's blaming him for not checking would have

868
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 7: been the responsible, not selfish thing to do. I guess

869
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 7: you couldn't be bothered to do that. So that brings

870
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 7: us to where we are now. Oh and yes, she

871
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 7: also left her bag back at Calvin's house and she

872
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 7: kind of needs that back.

873
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: Because she left in a hurry and just left him

874
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: a note.

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00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 5: I would get there too. So that's our mission today. Kelly.

876
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 7: Again, I am so so sorry that you were having

877
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 7: to go through this.

878
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 17: Thank you.

879
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 11: I appreciate the sympathy.

880
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 5: You are welcome, Kelly.

881
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 2: Can I play Devil's advocate for just a second's did

882
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 2: you ever think that, like, maybe you could have talked

883
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 2: to him about how you felt.

884
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 11: What spent two or three days expressing my discussion with situation.

885
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: I should have known you made it a lot of clear.

886
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: I just feel like you didn't give him a chance.

887
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 7: And it kind of How many times on this show

888
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 7: are you going to take the men's side. It's annoying

889
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 7: that was constantly standing up for the male of it.

890
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 7: They're disgusted. Have a woman's back for once. Can you

891
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 7: please come on, Broke.

892
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 19: I knew.

893
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 5: We're going to reach out to Calvin and get your

894
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 5: bag back.

895
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 11: Hell you ready, I'm ready, Thank you.

896
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 5: Let's start the calling that jeff I'll bring it down.

897
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: Can't send sarcasm.

898
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 7: Hello, oh Calvin, this is Calvin, right, do not come in.

899
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 5: That hot jeff I just said his name, Calvin.

900
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 1: No, you didn't just say it, said Calvin.

901
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 7: Hi, Calvin, Hello, Yeah, good morning, Just confirming Calvin. Where

902
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 7: we're with a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

903
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 7: the morning.

904
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 5: You've probably heard of it.

905
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 12: No, No, I don't know what to say polite.

906
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 5: Yeah.

907
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 7: Look, Calvin, this is a segment that we do. It's

908
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 7: called the second Date Update. Normally, we're trying to like

909
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 7: reconnect listeners after they've gone out with someone and they're

910
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 7: not getting a call back. We're on a kind of

911
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 7: a different mission today because we heard from a girl

912
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 7: that you met up recently named Kelly.

913
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,320
Speaker 8: Really you're joking me, right?

914
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 5: He shocked?

915
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 14: What did Kelly have to say to you?

916
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: She had a lot to say.

917
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 5: I mean, spoiler alert, she's not happy.

918
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: She doesn't mince worse.

919
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 7: Oh, you got the sense that she wasn't having a

920
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 7: good time on your quote unquote ski trip.

921
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, I got that sense over and over and over.

922
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what was it like?

923
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 5: Happy?

924
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 14: Are you calling it?

925
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 8: Like?

926
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 14: Here?

927
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 8: My side of the story?

928
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 14: Is that what it is?

929
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 4: Yeah?

930
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 7: And an apology maybe, but go ahead, what's your son

931
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 7: of the story?

932
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 14: Sure?

933
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm curious what you know, but you know

934
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 8: it doesn't matter. Sure, here, it's the story. She's really

935
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 8: excited to see snow, so I said, I would love

936
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 8: to take you to this resort. I know it's great.

937
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 8: And yeah, okay, so you heard all that. We got

938
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 8: singer and there was hardly any snows And how.

939
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 5: Do you feel on a scale of one to ten

940
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 5: right now?

941
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 8: Right now, I don't feel badly at all?

942
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: Now, wow, But did you at the time?

943
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 8: Sure? Sure, Like I didn't take the time out to

944
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 8: check the weather forecaster see what the snow conditions were.

945
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 8: And that's slowly on me and I absolutely apologize for it.

946
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 8: But literally it was like taking a toldert a candy

947
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 8: shop and the candy shop is sold out of candy?

948
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: Did she throw a fin?

949
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 8: She threw such a fid And look, I'm the kind

950
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 8: of person who, like she just wants to, you know,

951
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 8: take the situation you have and make it as good

952
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 8: a time as possible. And that's not her. She just

953
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 8: kept wanting to to complain and remind me, you know,

954
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 8: how do you not check?

955
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: Like she was yelling at you.

956
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,919
Speaker 8: Yeah, she was literally like, we're gonna do now there's

957
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 8: no snow, and I'm like, it's still the beautiful mountains, right, Like,

958
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 8: let's go walk around outside and take a height.

959
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 11: And she's like, no, I don't want to do that.

960
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 8: I want a manny, I want a petty, I want

961
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 8: a massage.

962
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 14: And you have to pay for all that.

963
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 4: Oh oh boy.

964
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 8: People who went out to like a really nice dinner

965
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 8: that I paid for. He kept asking some out to dinner.

966
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 8: How was it an?

967
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 7: I did know there was the snow, Like we understand, Calvin,

968
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 7: shame on the woman for not being happy when you

969
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 7: didn't deliver on the promises.

970
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, on your side with that.

971
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 7: The weird part that we heard from Kelly, and you

972
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 7: can say whether this is true or not, is when

973
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 7: she left, she forgot her bag over at your place

974
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 7: and she's asked for it back and you're refusing to send.

975
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 14: It to her.

976
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 8: Yes, that is totally true that.

977
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 7: It seems whether or not you had a bad time

978
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 7: on the date, that feels like you're crossing the line

979
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 7: and like not returning her items.

980
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 5: I don't know hear me out here.

981
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 8: I don't think you know the whole story about this.

982
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 8: So she left me a message, and her message was, Hey,

983
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 8: I'm a different guy in New York and you just

984
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 8: send my bags to his place one week later?

985
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 14: Right?

986
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 12: Is that?

987
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 2: And that's like her revenge tactic, like I'm going to

988
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 2: show him I'm with somebody else already.

989
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 5: Oh boy, she already.

990
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 8: Got this other guy and she wants me to send

991
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 8: the bag there and she sends me the address. I

992
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 8: look up the address for a multi million dollar condo

993
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 8: New York. You know what, No, I'm not sending your

994
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 8: bags with some other rich dude who you already you

995
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 8: know had lined up it a week later.

996
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 14: You know, I'm not paid.

997
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 8: I'm not paying another cent for this woman.

998
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you should have told her to come pick

999
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 2: it up at the front desk of your condo building.

1000
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, she can, I will say, Calvin, we did not

1001
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 7: hear that part of the story about the other guy

1002
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 7: in New York, and she wants you to mail it

1003
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 7: directly to him.

1004
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: I got to say, those people problems are so juicy. Yeah.

1005
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 7: And it gets even juicier for you, Calvin, because Kelly

1006
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 7: is on the other line right now, waiting to jump

1007
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 7: in and talk to you.

1008
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 11: Oh really, Yeah, go for it.

1009
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 8: Put her on.

1010
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Kelly jumping in.

1011
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: It's a battle.

1012
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 11: I want Hi, Calvin.

1013
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,439
Speaker 14: Oh Hi, Kelly.

1014
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 11: Yet perhaps it was the mail.

1015
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: No you just listened.

1016
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 5: Yeah it was.

1017
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 8: It was delayed in the mail because it wasn't paid for,

1018
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 8: because I'm not paying for anything else. But honestly, like,

1019
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 8: I will do you the favor of bringing it downstairs

1020
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 8: and leaving it with my doorman so the Fetex guy

1021
00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 8: doesn't have to ring my bellow.

1022
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 11: This is punitive and it's child can just call your assistant.

1023
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 11: This is a two second problems.

1024
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, Oh he's childish.

1025
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 8: It's not about the time, Kelly, it's about money. I

1026
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 8: spend thousands of dollars on you.

1027
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 11: What would it cost one hundred and twenty dollars to

1028
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 11: send the package I'm about.

1029
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 8: You have your rich New York boyfriend paid for it

1030
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 8: if you can, because it seems like you can't pay

1031
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 8: for anything.

1032
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 11: Oh okay, now you're childish and Vias Calvin Jo really

1033
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 11: grow up, I.

1034
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 7: Will say, Kelly, it's a little odd that you didn't

1035
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 7: mention this second part of the story where you've moved

1036
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 7: on to a new guy already.

1037
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: Do you think any of that matters.

1038
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 2: It's all could have been avoided if you were so

1039
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 2: entitled and you just told him like, hey.

1040
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 5: We'll be careful with the word on this show.

1041
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: Bro, I want to leave.

1042
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 2: And Calvin, I'm sure would have taken you back to

1043
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 2: his place to get your bag and then taken you

1044
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 2: to the airport.

1045
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, I absolutely would have done that.

1046
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 11: Oh, so you wanted me to believe that he was

1047
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 11: going to drive me back to his place, get my luggage,

1048
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 11: and take me to the airport, just like you wanted

1049
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 11: me to believe there was snow mountain.

1050
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 5: Oh, he didn't lie about the snow.

1051
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: He didn't know.

1052
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 5: That was a good one, though. You gotta give it.

1053
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 5: I know, Calvin, she has a point. You don't follow

1054
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 5: through with your promises. Yeah, I can't promise snow.

1055
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 11: I mean, no ridiculous woman is yes, please, Calvin. What

1056
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 11: you don't seem to understand is that I need a

1057
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 11: man who takes initiatives and responsibility for his own actions.

1058
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 11: If there was no snow on that mountain, you should

1059
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 11: have flown us to another resort where there was snow.

1060
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 5: Oh that's a good point, Calvin. You say that you're

1061
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 5: able to adapt on the fly, but mountains. Yeah, you

1062
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 5: didn't come through this time.

1063
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 8: I mean, obviously not leading up to Kelly standards, fine

1064
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 8: by me. But she found another man who does. So

1065
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 8: why didn't she lie immediately out to my place and

1066
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 8: pick up the bag.

1067
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1068
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 2: I know you're trying to stand your ground on this one,

1069
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 2: but I feel like the headache is just going to

1070
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 2: be over if you ship her the damn bag.

1071
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 11: It's like, yeah, Calvin, listen to them, Please don't drag

1072
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 11: this out. It's ridiculous. You know that my new boyfriend

1073
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 11: is the lawyer.

1074
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 8: Oh oh, are you threaten me? Now?

1075
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 11: I mean saying, don't make this more complicated than anything.

1076
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh. We are living for this drama. But

1077
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 7: we are running out of time here. So normally at

1078
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 7: this point I would ask would you go out on

1079
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 7: a second date, and we would pay for that. But

1080
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 7: this time I'm gonna ask Calvin, would you be willing

1081
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 7: to ship Kelly her bag at her new guy's place?

1082
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 7: And we will pay since I don't know how much

1083
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 7: it will cost, let's say half of the shipping price,

1084
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 7: assuming it's not overnight delivery.

1085
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 2: Maybe no, No, we're doing seven to ten business days. Okay,

1086
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 2: she doesn't deserve.

1087
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 5: Ground shipping and will help chip in for that.

1088
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 8: Guys, I don't need or want you to have to

1089
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 8: pay for this, And honestly, like at a time of

1090
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 8: dis argument, but now I'm just I'm annoyed.

1091
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 17: Okay, Oh, by.

1092
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,720
Speaker 8: Kelly, maybe the battle shop.

1093
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 18: Maybe it won't.

1094
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 8: It'll be in a street corner.

1095
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 2: Hey, someone's gonna fight it me excited. You should start

1096
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 2: opening bags on a street corners.

1097
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 10: Reoking Jeffrey in the morning.

1098
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 7: There's something so poetic about a Burro radio station offering

1099
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 7: to help rich people pay to ship their stuff across

1100
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 7: the country for them.

1101
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: That woman was not rich.

1102
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 2: I think she was poor, and she lied on that

1103
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 2: day nap to get on there. She wouldn't come to

1104
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 2: us for free advice if she actually.

1105
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 7: Hast okay, but all of her boyfriends are rich, so

1106
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 7: that makes her rich by association.

1107
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 2: A rich guy isn't even gonna want to fight for

1108
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 2: any woman after they've only known him a week. You

1109
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 2: know what, she just met this guy in New York.

1110
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 2: She's like, you're gonna have to be the lawyer for

1111
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 2: he doesn't care.

1112
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 6: I do think it's funny though, that normally we offer

1113
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 6: an entire meal, a whole day of gift cards at

1114
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 6: the end, but we can only afford to fly a.

1115
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 5: Half of a person around the country.

1116
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 4: We don't even do the whole thing.

1117
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, it was her purse. I thought it was

1118
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: her bag, like that she stayed with.

1119
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 6: She's had a small bag, so I'm assuming it's like

1120
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 6: a large purse.

1121
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 5: Side.

1122
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's probably like a Russian one night, a Russian

1123
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 7: all sort of situation with a really nice big bag

1124
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 7: with a really nice smaller bag inside.

1125
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 5: About this?

1126
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: Can we do? We have Calvin's numbers eight?

1127
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 8: You'd like.

1128
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 7: It?

1129
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: Sounded pretty cool?

1130
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I don't know what's gonna happen with

1131
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 7: those two?

1132
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 5: Will he ship the bag?

1133
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 7: Will her new rich New York boyfriend buy her a

1134
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 7: new set of Louis Baton luggage? Will the stitching inside

1135
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 7: even be in the color that she likes?

1136
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 4: Questions?

1137
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,240
Speaker 5: Will you probably never know the answer?

1138
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: That's white, not cream, oh man.

1139
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,760
Speaker 7: But one question that we can answer possibly is why

1140
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 7: isn't that guy or girl not calling you back? Reach

1141
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 7: out to the show and we can help get it

1142
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 7: answered for you. Find us online at Brook and.

1143
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 10: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1144
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 7: When it comes to attracting a mate, loud people tend

1145
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 7: to have a slight advantage there, only because you get

1146
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 7: more attention when you're right up in somebody's face scream

1147
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 7: things at them, hoping that it comes across sexy, more

1148
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 7: negative attention.

1149
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: But it's i'd argue that, but my husband is so loud.

1150
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we've all seen what that.

1151
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: Looks like it was how you do it?

1152
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 5: He's talking to my wife is so loud? But both

1153
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 5: are We know what that looks like.

1154
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 7: But what about the quiet types, the men and women

1155
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 7: with self control and respect for other people's personal space.

1156
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: Do we know any of those people?

1157
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1158
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 7: How are they supposed to get noticed in a room

1159
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 7: full of squawking, stumbling train wrecks they raise their hand. Luckily,

1160
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 7: there's a place where the shy, soft spoken romantics of

1161
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 7: the world can get their message across without puking directly

1162
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 7: into a stranger's lap. And it's online on a website

1163
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 7: called craigslist.

1164
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 5: Yes, we go there.

1165
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 7: We go there every week to read they're totally not

1166
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 7: creepy proclamations true love, and you're gonna hear some of

1167
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 7: the best ones during a brain new misconnections right after

1168
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 7: this a cuty misconnections that was me staring There's only

1169
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,760
Speaker 7: two places to find true love in this world. One

1170
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 7: is at the fortune cookie Factory when you demonstrate how

1171
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 7: to crack one open using just the tip of your tongue.

1172
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: Wowg hard.

1173
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 7: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1174
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 7: We scour that website every week to find the best

1175
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,439
Speaker 7: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1176
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 7: titled care to Open My package? Man for a Woman

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00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 7: thirty four Mall. He says, Hey, I met you in

1178
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 7: the Westfield Mall parking lot two days ago. I was

1179
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 7: the guy who knocked on your van door. Hopefully you

1180
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 7: remember me. I was wearing a green cast with lightning bolts.

1181
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:57,720
Speaker 5: On it because it easy to not set. I'm not hurt.

1182
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 5: It's just a fashion thing. I told you.

1183
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 14: So.

1184
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 5: I think it's cool you work for ups and you

1185
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 5: know what? You know what.

1186
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 7: I can't say this about most women, but brown is

1187
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 7: definitely your color.

1188
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: Hey what did brown do for you? Made her look good?

1189
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 5: We had a funny miscommunication.

1190
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 7: After you didn't open your door or say hi, I

1191
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 7: still wanted to be in your proximity. No, that's why

1192
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 7: I started unloading a few of the boxes off the

1193
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 7: truck for you.

1194
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 5: Literally illegal plea. I think you thought I was stealing them?

1195
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, which was one hundred percent Hilaire class. You

1196
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 7: jumped out of your truck so fast, yelling and getting loud.

1197
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 7: I was just laughing, thinking, one day we're going to

1198
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 7: tell our kids that mommy thought.

1199
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 5: Daddy was robbing her.

1200
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 7: Anyway, After I calm things down, I offered to buy

1201
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 7: you a coffee in the food court. It's nice you

1202
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 7: declined cause quote you needed to stay on schedule. I'm

1203
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 7: assuming you meant your time of the month.

1204
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,840
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. I was respectful.

1205
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 7: I was respectful and blew you a kiss as you

1206
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 7: drove away.

1207
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 5: Hopefully you see this and right.

1208
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 7: Back, because I really thought you were attractive for a

1209
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 7: stout lady.

1210
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 4: Oh get there, just out.

1211
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 5: That's a minute. Signed Philip Pender.

1212
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 7: We don't normally get first and last names on there,

1213
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 7: but he was so confident.

1214
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 5: So in love.

1215
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 1: There's no shame in that man's game.

1216
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 5: He went for it.

1217
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 7: You get it, phil Let's go to your next misconnection,

1218
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 7: titled from Valley Girl to Valet girl woman for Man

1219
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 7: twenty hotel lobby. She says you were the cutest valet

1220
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 7: slash bell boy in the entire hotel.

1221
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 5: How many of you were there? Three? I'm just playing.

1222
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 7: Actually I don't count very well, but I think there

1223
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 7: were only three.

1224
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 5: I was the blonde sweetheart with the braids.

1225
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 7: You met in the lobby, and you carried my bags

1226
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 7: more than a few times.

1227
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 5: I saw you look.

1228
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 7: At my yellow crop top that read live laugh and

1229
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 7: lawyer up.

1230
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 4: L I joke on your shirt. Someone's gonna look.

1231
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 5: Those are words to live by, sweetie.

1232
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 7: We didn't talk much on the way up in the elevator,

1233
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 7: but I could tell from your skin rash that you

1234
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 7: don't believe in sunscreen or global warming, which was honestly

1235
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 7: cool because I'm not a conspiracy theorist either, just.

1236
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: The science that's burning your skin.

1237
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 7: I'm sorry about the awkward sitch in the room where

1238
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 7: you met.

1239
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 5: My daddy.

1240
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,919
Speaker 7: He's a CFO for a pharmaceutical company and doesn't carry

1241
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 7: much luggage because you know Alpha's pack light.

1242
00:57:59,200 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 12: Do they.

1243
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been carrying way too much.

1244
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 2: I think confuses it her actual father, or.

1245
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 7: I would, at least that's what Daddy says. I'm getting

1246
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 7: off track again. Sorry for the blonde brain. The reason

1247
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 7: for my email is that Daddy will be at a

1248
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 7: lot of meetings over.

1249
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 5: The next few days and I'm all alone up in this.

1250
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 7: Big hotel room just watching Real Housewife reruns on TBS.

1251
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: That's what she inspires to be someday.

1252
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, if you want to come upstairs, I've got nothing

1253
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 7: to do, and we can play a game called who's

1254
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 7: wearing my tank top?

1255
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 18: You know.

1256
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 8: That?

1257
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 5: Signed Oopsie Angie, she puts in quotes the daddy, the lawyer.

1258
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 7: Let's go to your final misconnection titled trucker needs a

1259
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 7: Forever home. All right, we got man for woman forty

1260
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 7: five Highway diner. He says, I was at your diner

1261
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 7: about four days ago, just blowing through town hauling a

1262
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 7: refrigerated mystery.

1263
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 5: That I'm legally not allowed to describe.

1264
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 1: Interesting, it is concerning.

1265
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 7: When I sat my sorry butt down in one of

1266
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 7: your worn out booths, I looked up and saw you

1267
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 7: dishwater hair, girlish figure, and same pink and white outfit

1268
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 7: you probably warned since the Clinton administration. Heaven down to

1269
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 7: the cute cigarette holes on your collar. You didn't flirt,

1270
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 7: and that's how I knew you was different.

1271
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: He deals with like eight of you a day.

1272
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 7: You just topped off my mug without eye contact, like

1273
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 7: a woman who's ready for one hundred year vacation. When

1274
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 7: I said rough night, you said they're all rough and

1275
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 7: walked away midcenter.

1276
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 1: I believe sister, she may actually enjoyed this guy.

1277
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe he could lift her upshing.

1278
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, that really stuck with me. I'm no prize neither.

1279
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 7: I got a beard that's more memory than hair, in

1280
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 7: a back that clicks when I stand up.

1281
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 4: I had that. That sucks.

1282
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 7: Then he writes, did I just turn you on? I

1283
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 7: want to leave a tip that gave you the impression.

1284
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 7: I'm serious but not reckless. Okay, hopefully you enjoyed them

1285
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 7: four dollars. If you see this, I'll be back through eventually,

1286
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 7: same booth, same coffee.

1287
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 8: Okay.

1288
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 7: If you don't recognize me, that's fine, I'll recognize you.

1289
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 1: You can't bring another four dollars.

1290
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 5: So that signs Sam the trucker.

1291
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,959
Speaker 1: So I hope he finds love.

1292
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 5: Sure that post doesn't get your true love? Nothing.

1293
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 7: Well, those your Craigslist misconnections for the week. We got

1294
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 7: your phone tap coming.

1295
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 10: Up in the morning.

1296
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 7: For those of you who listen all the time, maybe

1297
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 7: you remember not too long ago, brooks new year's resolution

1298
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 7: at the start of this year was to be on

1299
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 7: her phone less. It's not coo, not bring it into

1300
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 7: the studio with her, try to be more present with

1301
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 7: the people around her and her co workers. And what

1302
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 7: do I see as soon as I walk through the door?

1303
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 7: Book face down in her phone studio not being present.

1304
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 2: I would like to say I was like texting my

1305
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 2: husband about the kids, or I'm just scrolling on inside.

1306
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 5: Was listen. I don't want to call you a dirty liar.

1307
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 5: I really don't. Don't do it.

1308
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a liar, Jeff. I wanted

1309
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: this to be better for me, and it's not.

1310
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 7: The thing is, I do know how your children feel

1311
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 7: now when they're sitting at the dinner table waiting for

1312
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 7: their meals to come. But mommy's busy playing war and

1313
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 7: googling shirtless picks of Jason Momoa. But I mean enough

1314
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 7: about Brook's failings as a mother. Let's talk to our

1315
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 7: player Matt, whose New Year's resolution was to work out

1316
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 7: more and have a kick butt super Bowl party. Oh wow, man, Matt,

1317
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 7: how are your resolutions going?

1318
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 18: Uh?

1319
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 14: The working out, Well, it's a work in progrest.

1320
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 5: Okay, that's hard.

1321
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 6: When you're a football team keeps making it every week

1322
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 6: and you're eating football food.

1323
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 2: I always see exactly like New Year's resolutions mean you

1324
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 2: get all year to figure.

1325
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 5: It out, all right, Matt?

1326
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 7: And you have all the way till December to lift

1327
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 7: one weight, so plenty of time for you to achieve

1328
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 7: your goals. Let's see if we can get you a

1329
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 7: win today. Because Brook has left the studio took her

1330
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 7: phone with her, no surprise.

1331
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's hope she's not too distracted to come.

1332
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 4: Back in later.

1333
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 7: But you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1334
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 7: If you don't know, and you could say pass, you

1335
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 7: have to beat her outright.

1336
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 5: If you want to win? Are you ready?

1337
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 8: Roll?

1338
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 5: You got this?

1339
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,960
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. Today is Groundhog Day. Punk Satani

1340
01:02:59,000 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 7: Phil lives.

1341
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 5: In what eastern state, Pennsylvania.

1342
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 7: There are thirty six columns at the Lincoln Memorial Site.

1343
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 5: What do they represent? States?

1344
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 7: Or founding fathers? What children's book series has a main

1345
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 7: character named Greg Heffley. The Andes Mountains are located on

1346
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 7: which continent.

1347
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 8: South America?

1348
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 5: In Aladdin, what's the name of Aladdin's monkey friend?

1349
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 7: As you could tell, Matt was taking like a lot

1350
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 7: of time to think about getting these questions right.

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Speaker 5: And normally I would judge that, but I felt like

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Speaker 5: it worked in his favor this time. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 5: really well done.

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Speaker 7: And it says on my screener here Matt that you're

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Speaker 7: a long time listener with your son eleven years old.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if I really believe that you actually listen.

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Speaker 7: Matt named six segments that we do.

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Speaker 5: Go for it?

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01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 12: Do we do?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, sick, but on every day on the

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Speaker 4: way to school, okay, you can be talking.

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Speaker 5: About any radio show.

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Speaker 1: Sure in the morning, the music you play?

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Speaker 5: All right, what's your favorite segment? Then this is the

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Speaker 5: absolute best.

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Speaker 10: Every morning in the drop drop off lane at school, nice.

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Speaker 6: Hear other cars blasting the same trivia game.

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Speaker 4: No, no, okay.

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01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 7: And focused okay, oh got it?

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Speaker 5: Anyway, good job thereon, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready?

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Speaker 5: Your time starts now? Today is Groundhog Day. Punk's Tawny

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Speaker 5: Phil lives in what eastern state?

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Speaker 1: Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 5: There are thirty six columns at the Lincoln Memorial Site.

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Speaker 5: What do they represent? States? Or founding fathers?

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Speaker 7: Found what children's book series has a main character named

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Speaker 7: Greg Heffley past the Andes Mountains are located on which

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Speaker 7: continent Asia?

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01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 5: Aladdin? What's the name of Aladdin's monkey friend?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Oh my god, oh my god.

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01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 2: Brocke sheep boo boo bo.

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Speaker 7: The phone is completely rotting Brook's brain, which you can't

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Speaker 7: even remember?

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Speaker 5: Disney stuff.

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Speaker 7: Now, let's go to the scoreboard to see how you

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Speaker 7: both did with Jose.

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Speaker 1: I'm a jacob on, Matt.

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Speaker 4: You got three correct today, my guy, I think she

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Speaker 4: probably got three two.

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Speaker 6: Really well, she got the same exact amount of questions, and.

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Speaker 5: You and your son shout after him.

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Speaker 7: Well done, you beat Brook mack down. We're gonna go

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01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 7: up to the answers to everybody. It's Groundhog's Day, punks.

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01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 7: Tony Phil lives in Pennsylvania. The thirty six columns at

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01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 7: the Lincoln Memorial represent the thirty six states that made up.

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Speaker 5: America at the time of Lincoln's death. That's tricky.

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Speaker 7: The children's book series that Brook's son loves but she

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Speaker 7: can't pay attention.

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Speaker 5: To is Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

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Speaker 7: The Andy's Mountains are located in South America, and in Aladdin,

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Speaker 7: Aladdin's monkey friend is named a Boo. So Matt, congratulations, slaughter,

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Speaker 7: and just we're playing. You're winning a pair of tickets

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Speaker 7: to see The Wiz at the Paramount. Whiz is coming

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Speaker 7: to Seattle February tenth through the fifteenth, and you might

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Speaker 7: even see our own Brook Fox there not watching the show,

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Speaker 7: just in the crowd on her phone.

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Speaker 1: Do better Jeffy, you're not supporting me as a friend.

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Speaker 7: Congratulations Matt, thank you, appreciate it.

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Speaker 14: Good luck next time.

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Speaker 7: Brooke.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Matt, I bet this is really your favorite segment

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Speaker 2: now one.

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Speaker 5: It's fun having you on. Matt was a call back

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Speaker 5: and play again. Soon we're gonna do win Brooks Bucks

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Speaker 5: same time tomorrow

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.