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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of trend

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Speaker 1: pr Sues Donald Trump.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, well indeed indeed, fuck

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Speaker 2: the fuck protective speech, y'all. If you say something they

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Speaker 2: don't like, they'll take your money.

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Speaker 1: That's right. My name is jacko obriand that over there

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Speaker 1: is mister Miles. Great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: This is the episode where we tell you some of

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Speaker 1: the things that are trending.

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Speaker 2: Tell you say what's trending?

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Speaker 1: How you say cucumber?

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Speaker 2: Now you say cucumber? Oh right, right?

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Speaker 1: Yeh yeah, that makes sense because I grew up in

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Speaker 1: how you say Connecticut?

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Speaker 2: How you say Massachusetts?

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Speaker 1: It is Wednesday, May twenty eighth. Eh mmm. There so

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Speaker 1: a lot of people in my corner of the internet

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Speaker 1: anyways talking about that dang rehearsal, which we won't spoil

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Speaker 1: for you until tomorrow's episode. Yeah. Time finale happened over

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Speaker 1: the weekend, very very good finale. But superroducer Victor found

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Speaker 1: this old av Club interview with him from back in

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Speaker 1: the early like Nathan for you days that I feel

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Speaker 1: like is a good kind of Rosetta stone, like a

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Speaker 1: decoder ring for like his whole shit.

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Speaker 2: Was he like, Yeah, I'm about to fuck up the

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Speaker 2: aviation industry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He said I'm gonna be the comedy equivalent of nine

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Speaker 1: to eleven when it comes to the aviation industry, which

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Speaker 1: was a strong statement, I thought for him. No, it's

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Speaker 1: just he says, you know how the mortgage thing happened

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Speaker 1: in two thousand and eight, the housing market collapse, stock

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Speaker 1: market collapsed. I got really obsessed with it because it

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Speaker 1: was kind of the first big recession in my lifetime.

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Speaker 1: I started reading all these books about it, trying to

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Speaker 1: understand how did this happen? Because we're this culture of corruption,

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Speaker 1: but corruption that was just legal enough to squeak by.

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Speaker 1: It all came down to these minor interactions that people

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Speaker 1: would have with each other where someone would know something's

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Speaker 1: wrong or unethical, but the other person just wouldn't want

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Speaker 1: to speak up because the social environment wasn't conducive to that.

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Speaker 1: So all these terrible things that happened, these big world

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Speaker 1: events came down to basically two people in a room

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Speaker 1: with one person being too uncomfortable to speak their mind. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think is true. Yeah, a lot of ways. Yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: as somebody who's just sat there and gotten a bad haircut,

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Speaker 1: that I knew was bad as it was happening.

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Speaker 2: Oh, just tears running down your face, you good, buddy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I fucking love it.

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Speaker 1: These tears are tears of love.

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Speaker 2: I like that. He goes on, he said, maybe it's

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Speaker 2: more of a Canadian thing too, but I think it's everywhere.

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Speaker 2: People do that everywhere in Canada. Maybe people are even

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Speaker 2: less likely to rock the boat. Maybe starting there, I

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Speaker 2: picked up on that stuff. I find that a lot

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Speaker 2: of bigger things come down to the smaller moments.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's definitely common in the workplace. One of

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Speaker 1: the details that jumped out to me from the finale

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Speaker 1: that I don't think spoils anything, but I talked about

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Speaker 1: them tomorrow's episode. But the uh, the the he's like

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Speaker 1: gives the example of driving the back of an uber, Well,

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Speaker 1: the uber driver is just like looking like watching a

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Speaker 1: and like not paying attention to the road. And I've

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Speaker 1: been in that situation. I have not said shit, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I remember once I've had I had a driver like

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Speaker 2: to go that fast. I'm feeling wild back here. He's like,

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, because in your mind you

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Speaker 2: think they're gonna be like why don't you enjoy the

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Speaker 2: That's why you're like, okay. In your mind you're like,

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Speaker 2: I don't want that, and I will just roll the

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Speaker 2: dice with this. But this one was totally just oblivious

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Speaker 2: to being like, I get it, man, you got so

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Speaker 2: many people in the car. You're just trying to fucking

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Speaker 1: Just trying to get the next thing. Yeah, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: a kind word and just like a little bit of

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Speaker 1: thought on my part of like, how's a good what's

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Speaker 2: Being like can I see it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? This is so cool. Yeah, I'll tell you if

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Speaker 1: I'll describe. How about this, You give me your phone,

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Speaker 1: go forward like that what I do for a living.

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Speaker 1: Describe YouTube videos my whole ship.

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Speaker 2: Annoying passenger who's about to get a zero rating? No, nothing, nothing, nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'll just give you a good rating. I don't want

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Speaker 1: my rating hurt. The Yeah, the the whole season is

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Speaker 1: about like pilots being able to communicate to one another weirdly,

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Speaker 1: but it's very compelling if people aren't watching it, highly recommend.

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Speaker 1: Kevin spacey Is remains back in the news somehow, he

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Speaker 1: is so fresh out. We talked on a recent episode

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Speaker 1: about how he just won an award at Con that

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Speaker 1: was like humanitarian, great great dude award.

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Speaker 2: No notes, the no notes award switch solid solid guy, no.

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Speaker 1: Notes, solid person who we can't say shit to. He rules.

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Speaker 2: Also because we also don't really talk about our own

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Speaker 2: sexual press.

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Speaker 1: This is France. This is the film industry in France, Miles,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing shady to see there.

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Speaker 2: Do not google Gerard Depardu.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but he is now going to be directing a

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Speaker 1: more embarrassing than I would have expected, because I think

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Speaker 1: should have been a crooner. He played Bobby Darren and

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Speaker 1: Beyond the Sea, a lifelong dream project who took on

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Speaker 1: biography biographical musical about Darren's life. But yeah, that it

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Speaker 1: saw it because nobody wanted to watch role.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, this new one sounds like it's a new direction.

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Speaker 1: It's called Hull of Guards. It's set in the future

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Speaker 1: in which humanity has been fractured by hidden supernatural forces

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Speaker 1: and the two rival war. Your group's wage a secret

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Speaker 2: The Bazosians do triumph in the end.

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Speaker 1: Though it's it's why it's starring Dolph Lungren and Eric Roberts.

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Speaker 1: It's the most like to DVD ass thing that I've

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Speaker 1: seems like unless it's like, yeah, we're actually taking those

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Speaker 1: light of day. But again, that's a bad idea. No,

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Speaker 1: this feels like nobody watches those this is such.

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Speaker 2: A bad such a bad concept. And then like a

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Speaker 2: let's you know what, they say we shouldn't do it,

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Speaker 2: but we're gonna do it anyway and no one's gonna care.

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Speaker 1: My haters said I couldn't do it, and they were

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Speaker 1: right into them. Good called by my hate call by

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Speaker 2: There's the hol of Guards and the static guards who

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, the hol of Guards. It it feels

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Speaker 1: like something that like somebody wrote in a trapper keeper

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hollow holly, Like we're talking holographic shit. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's the seventies eighties. I'm sorry, we're past the hollow anything.

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Speaker 1: All right. Big news for Jaws fans, an endurance swimming,

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Speaker 1: news for me, Big news for me, news in my life.

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Speaker 1: An endurance swimmer swam around Martha's vaneyard. It took them

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Speaker 1: like twelve days. It's a sixty mile swim. They never

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Speaker 1: said they were a speed swimmer. And just to be like.

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Speaker 2: I love Jaws, I'm swimming around Martha's vineyard.

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Speaker 1: They were trying to make the point that like, hey,

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Speaker 1: by a shark because that's shark blue.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I mean yeah, we've always talked about on

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Speaker 2: the show how Jaws basically opened the door for like

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Speaker 2: just out of control of shark hunting. In Sharkfish, I

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Speaker 1: When Jaws came out. I'm yeah, fiftieth anniversary of Jaws,

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Speaker 1: around the world. Look, how not eaten by a fucking shark?

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Speaker 1: I am At the end of this completed the swim

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Speaker 1: in a pair of speedo's, even though a skinny dip

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Speaker 1: would have obviously been the best way to honor the

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Speaker 2: Again, like respect the source material.

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Speaker 1: Man, how am I supposed to believe that the shark

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have eaten you? If you you know, it's like

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Speaker 1: when I eat a Thanksgiving turkey, I don't put a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Well, I wonder if he's he's a

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Speaker 2: British South African. I wonder if he swam over for safety.

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Speaker 2: Where Steven Spielberg bro he answer for this?

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Speaker 1: He has this quote where he said, I truly and

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Speaker 1: to this day regret the decimation of the shark population

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Speaker 1: because of the book and the film.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the famous book.

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Speaker 1: But I mean it was the book's idea.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Wow wow wow wow wow. I'm gonna blame Hitler y'all.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Gonna blame it all on nine to eleven, but it

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Speaker 1: certainly didn't help.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if we'd be here if they

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Speaker 2: didn't happen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, throwing the book in before the film, I mean great. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Peter Benchley has always been like, I really wish I

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Speaker 1: hadn't unleashed this fear of sharks onto the world, because

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Speaker 1: sharks are actually amazing and like they don't attack people

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Speaker 1: the way they do in this fictional film. And Spielberg

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, man, you shouldn't have done that shit,

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Speaker 1: You fuck.

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Speaker 2: So fucked up rude. Everyone when they hear dud dud,

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Speaker 2: they think of your book full and I'd be I'd

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Speaker 2: be pretty fucked up about it if I were you.

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Speaker 2: Not me, though, I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: That's one of the things I still fear not to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like a fucking just slam dunk Yeah, bitch

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Speaker 1: Dunk Dynasty, Hey, dunk Dynasty, that can be brought Dunk DNA.

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Speaker 2: I would rather watch Dunk Dynasty about people who were running,

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I was thinking Dunk Dynasty could be like about

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Speaker 2: It's got it, we got it, Jack, we're trying to

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Speaker 2: Um?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: People were like this white boy can't win no dunk contract.

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Speaker 1: It is a dynasty because his dad is an NBA player, and.

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Speaker 2: Uh Brent John Uh that's his brother. His brother was

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Speaker 2: Just have it be about the berries. That's Dunk Dynasty. Okay,

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Speaker 1: This is just pure job protection.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Pope, Yike Slippery Slope.

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Speaker 1: the vaccines where you still can get your flu shots,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk

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Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye bye.

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