Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shakey. I am Jaselle Bryant.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: This is Robin Dixon. Thank you for being here with us?
Speaker 2: What again? Yes? Man, we are in January of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're celebrating Martin Luther King.
Speaker 2: Yes we are. It's the Martin Luther and the King. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: speaking of that, and I know we just just because
Speaker 2: I can't think of Martin Luther King right now, unfortunately
Speaker 2: without thinking of Jonathan Major and his reference to Coreta
Speaker 2: Scott like what stopped stop talking about her?
Speaker 1: That is so extreme.
Speaker 2: It's that weird, really extreme.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the memes are hilarious where they're like this
Speaker 1: is what he wants her to look like and it's like,
Speaker 1: but you.
Speaker 2: Can't ask a white woman and a black woman to.
Speaker 1: Be your caretta.
Speaker 2: No white woman has.
Speaker 1: Can I do?
Speaker 2: Who CORRETTA. Scott King is?
Speaker 1: And can we pick somebody else? Maybe? Like can we?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: And more in modern day times like Beyonce jay Z. Yeah, Michelle,
Speaker 1: he did, he did? Reference he did?
Speaker 2: He did?
Speaker 1: Yes, he did. But that is the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 2: Well, before you ask a woman to be Kretta, you
Speaker 2: gotta be Martin.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: And you got to stop running from white women in
Speaker 2: the streets to La and the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, he's like, I'm a good man. I'm
Speaker 1: out here doing good things. Like dude, you're an actor.
Speaker 1: You're an actor, Well you used to be an actor, right,
Speaker 1: you ain't an actor no more? I feel, I mean,
Speaker 1: I hopefully he can redeem himself because I think I'm
Speaker 1: on his side with this case. You know, I think
Speaker 1: he just got caught up in a really bad situation
Speaker 1: with maybe somebody that was a little problematic and called
Speaker 1: whatever brought him into that mess. But you're an actor,
Speaker 1: not Martin Luther King. No, you are not changing lives.
Speaker 1: You are not fighting for equal justice.
Speaker 2: Where is shall I have a dream speak? Right?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 2: We had not seen that.
Speaker 1: What movie was he in?
Speaker 2: He was in? He had first of all, the movie
Speaker 2: he was in, he had on a COSTU wasn't he
Speaker 2: a Marvel costume?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Superhero? You're playing a superhero?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Martin Luther King was actually a real one. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: So anyway, moving on, we digress. Okay, shady moment of
Speaker 2: the week, Robin.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go first. So mine is it's not my
Speaker 1: shady moment. Okay, this is Wan's shady moment.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this. Okay, get good.
Speaker 1: No, and actually, if this is and I want to
Speaker 1: share it because it's it's one of those important things
Speaker 1: to share.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So one term forty five in October. Yes, I did
Speaker 1: you know that? You didn't know that?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I never thought about how old he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's forty. I mean we're like a few months apart.
Speaker 1: So I'm forty four, he's forty five whatever, blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and so he is. He was doing the diligent thing
Speaker 1: and signed up to get his colonoscopy. Oh nice, Yes,
Speaker 1: have you had yours? Have you had one?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad you asked tell me one story first.
Speaker 2: I was happy because there's colar guard.
Speaker 1: I do know about that.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I did that.
Speaker 1: You did that?
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm negative and that will I'm good, I
Speaker 2: think for three years.
Speaker 1: Okay, now, but like, how accurate and thorough is it?
Speaker 1: How thorough is it is? The question?
Speaker 2: Okay, So if y'all don't know what color colar guard is.
Speaker 2: You have to basically capture, right, you poop in an
Speaker 2: anything and then you then you mail it all right, okay,
Speaker 2: have I not?
Speaker 1: Well, we talked about it because remember I was talking
Speaker 1: about all of my nutritional stuff I was doing, and
Speaker 1: I had to do a stool test and I had
Speaker 1: to ship in a in a paper bowl and mix
Speaker 1: it all that. Sorry, I get to mix it up? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I just had to put my I just had.
Speaker 2: To basically close it up and put it in the
Speaker 2: box and ship it all. Okay, So on the outside
Speaker 2: of the box it said color guard. So when I
Speaker 2: brought it to UPS, the mayor knows what is right.
Speaker 2: You can see how he did not want to touch
Speaker 2: that box. I was like, here you go. He was like,
Speaker 2: can I get my glove? He's like, oh lord, no,
Speaker 2: we roll my hand sanitizer. He just gave me a look.
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: So so well one sign up for the real deal thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: you go into the doctor's office, they put you to sleep. Yes,
Speaker 1: they put the thing up up your button, all through
Speaker 1: your intestines and all that type of stuff. So in
Speaker 1: order to do that and I don't know about color guard.
Speaker 1: You have to do a prep a day before, you
Speaker 1: have to stop eating certain things five days before, like.
Speaker 2: It is, yeah, you got drink the berry.
Speaker 1: It's it's a lot, right. And this is on the
Speaker 1: heels of him going through the stomach virus. Okay, so he,
Speaker 1: you know, poor baby went through the stomach virus thing
Speaker 1: and then had to turn around and get ready for
Speaker 1: his colonoscopy. So he was good. He was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm getting this done because he had a best friend
Speaker 1: that passed away from colon cancer when he was forty.
Speaker 1: So Wan is like very much like I'm getting my
Speaker 1: stuff done, right, yeah. Yeah, So he's very diligent on
Speaker 1: getting his stuff done. He got his prostate done because
Speaker 1: his biological father, he found out, had issues with prostate
Speaker 1: cancer and all that. But oh wow, okay, so colonoscopy
Speaker 1: time comes. He goes through all the prep. You can't
Speaker 1: eat for however long, you gotta drink all this stuff.
Speaker 1: He's clearing you out, and he's just like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: like the worst experience in the world. Okay, his worst,
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm there, I'm support all right. So
Speaker 1: he goes for his colonoscopy. It's supposed to be an
Speaker 1: hour procedure. Yeah, I'm you know, I'm his I'm his ride,
Speaker 1: I'm picking him up. I'm sitting there. I'm like waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting.
Speaker 1: Two hours later, he's ready, Okay, So the doctor comes out.
Speaker 1: He's and then he's you know, coming out of his
Speaker 1: anesthesia and stuff. So the doctor comes out and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we couldn't complete his colonoscopy because they could only get
Speaker 1: halfway through his intestine because for whatever reason, his body
Speaker 1: just it just wouldn't. The scope could not get all
Speaker 1: the way through his intestine. And they're like they felt
Speaker 1: like the harder they pushed that they could have punctured something.
Speaker 1: So they yes, horrible. So he's like, so what does
Speaker 1: that mean. So the doctor's like, well, you know, there's
Speaker 1: some options. There's COLI guard, there's something else. And he said,
Speaker 1: or you can go to like you know this doctor
Speaker 1: at the at at the hospital that specializes in this.
Speaker 1: He's a really good doctor. You know, I suggest you
Speaker 1: go do it again. He's like, I have to do
Speaker 1: this again.
Speaker 2: So let's back up. He's suggesting that he do it again.
Speaker 2: Did he see something is he concerned?
Speaker 1: So I was asking all the questions. I'm like, is
Speaker 1: there so is it concerning that you couldn't get through?
Speaker 1: And he was like no, He's like, it's rare, but
Speaker 1: it happens. But there's there's no reason. There's nothing concerning, right,
Speaker 1: and the halfway that he got through, he didn't see anything,
Speaker 1: but he still has a whole other half to get through.
Speaker 1: And what is just like he is beside himself. He's
Speaker 1: like like, I ain't doing this again.
Speaker 2: I have to do it again, okay, but like the
Speaker 2: kolonosque is only good for how many years? Five? Five?
Speaker 2: Five years?
Speaker 1: So he's like, I gotta so he's I mean, and
Speaker 1: so we try and it's so crazy. So then we're
Speaker 1: calling the other doctor that they recommended. You couldn't even
Speaker 1: get through the line. We haven't been able to call.
Speaker 1: Why it was well, it was this was like I
Speaker 1: think everyone after the New Year is like making their
Speaker 1: appointments and stuff. It's just you were on hold forever
Speaker 1: until I just hang up and give up. So we
Speaker 1: haven't on purpose hang up on purpose. So he hasn't
Speaker 1: made his appointent yet, but he wants to get it
Speaker 1: done sooner than later. Yeah, but it's just can you
Speaker 1: imagine going through all that and and they can't complete
Speaker 1: the test. No, yeah, that's to do it again. That
Speaker 1: very much sucks, right, but it's so important that it
Speaker 1: gets done. So he's going to make sure he gets
Speaker 1: it done, and he wants to do he does want
Speaker 1: to do the colar guard. He like, he wants to
Speaker 1: do the full on.
Speaker 2: And he could just do the col of garden call
Speaker 2: it a day. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean Carly shaking her head a little something.
Speaker 2: Only because they've they've had some issues. He's had some
Speaker 2: issues in his family.
Speaker 1: No, no, he hasn't had colon cancer in his family.
Speaker 1: But I just think the colonoscopy is the most accurate test. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold of guard can't maybe can't see certain I don't know,
Speaker 1: like polyps. Yeah, I don't know that coligard can catch
Speaker 1: the polyps. They might be maybe can detect something abnormal
Speaker 1: in your stool, but they might not detect a poll up.
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for one's booty hoole has been violated.
Speaker 2: It's about to be violated.
Speaker 1: Again, right, And he was like, all work because so
Speaker 1: the Dodgors obviously have like you know, the interns. It
Speaker 1: was like five interns, like young students, and he was like,
Speaker 1: he was like, they were in there looking at my
Speaker 1: booty hole.
Speaker 2: And they're like, that's one from that's one from the
Speaker 2: Real Housewives. Bootyhole. Listen, all they do all day is
Speaker 2: look at booty holes. Okay, this is what they do.
Speaker 1: That's what they studying for. Like, they're not worrying about
Speaker 1: your booty.
Speaker 2: I think about your booty. Hoole wine speaking of booty holes.
Speaker 2: And we don't want talking about Kat Williams because that
Speaker 2: might have been the funniest conversation ever. We will get
Speaker 2: tack a second. Let me tell you my the reason
Speaker 2: we shady moment. It's nothing to do with booty hoogs,
Speaker 2: thank god, because that has to do with my child. Okay.
Speaker 2: So Grace went back to college. Yeah, and she was
Speaker 2: she went, she flew back on she was flying back
Speaker 2: on a Sunday. That flight was canceled for whatever reason.
Speaker 2: American Airlines, y'all just decided to cancel flight. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: So then the next day they rebooked her on at
Speaker 2: five am. Do you know what five am flights look like?
Speaker 2: So death, how do you so?
Speaker 1: For you you you're a early bird, and I'm telling
Speaker 1: you five am is too early for me. That's torture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's straight torture.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, this is this is five am. But
Speaker 2: I said, you need to go on that flight to
Speaker 2: make because she had a class that Monday. So I
Speaker 2: was like, get on the five am. She said cool.
Speaker 2: So I had to take her, of course, to the airport.
Speaker 2: Were driving down the street at three thirty in the morning.
Speaker 2: We get there and I had to check her bags. Huh,
Speaker 2: she's got these two big old suitcases. So I had
Speaker 2: to go to the ticket counter because the regular when
Speaker 2: you just dropped the bags off, that was closed because
Speaker 2: it was too early in the morning. So go to
Speaker 2: the ticket counter, give the bags. The lady says to me,
Speaker 2: this is where a shady park come. Lady says to me, well,
Speaker 2: let me go ahead and process your ticket so you
Speaker 2: can go to the gate with her. I said, go
Speaker 2: to the gate. I said, what you mean she thinks
Speaker 2: she was five? Said, she said, you don't want to
Speaker 2: go with your baby to the gate? My baby, right,
Speaker 2: I said, this is a grown ass girl, and it's
Speaker 2: four o'clock in the morning. Now, no, I'm half.
Speaker 1: Sleep wait, so you got out of your car.
Speaker 2: Grace said, mommy, can you help me, like check my
Speaker 2: bags because she had two bad She really needed help.
Speaker 2: She had two big suitcases. So yes, I was out
Speaker 2: the car at the ticket counter and I so she said,
Speaker 2: where's your idea or whatever? I said, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not on this flight. I said, this is just
Speaker 2: for her. She said, okay, well, then hold on, I'll
Speaker 2: just give you a ticket so you can go to
Speaker 2: the gate. No no, I said, no need. And then
Speaker 2: she says, you ain't gonna go with your baby. I
Speaker 2: looked at that woman like, if you don't shut the
Speaker 2: hell up, I ain't going nowhere. She's not a bit.
Speaker 2: She's short, but she is not a nough And so
Speaker 2: Grace is looking all puppy eyed, like said like she
Speaker 2: wants me to come for girl. It is four o'clock
Speaker 2: in the morning, and goodbye bye. Ain't get some a's
Speaker 2: okay when you go back to school the end.
Speaker 1: That is hilarious. I'd have been like, kick you out
Speaker 1: of the car.
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't do that. But anyway, that is my
Speaker 2: shady moment. So all these ticket ladies, it's cute, but
Speaker 2: mind your business.
Speaker 1: Do you think she thought Grace was twelve?
Speaker 2: She knew exactly who I was, and she knew Grace
Speaker 2: was going back to college. Okay, okay, the end moving on.
Speaker 2: Let's get back to booty holes. We're going This whole
Speaker 2: conversation is gonna be boo.
Speaker 1: Can we shout out our sweaters furs? So, if you're
Speaker 1: watching us on YouTube or wherever, we are both wearing
Speaker 1: our real Housewife of Potomac cashmir sweaters that were gifted
Speaker 1: to us by none other than Andy Cohen for Christmas.
Speaker 1: And Andy sent one to every housewife from every franchise
Speaker 1: and every every summer, every Christmas he sends a gift. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so this was our gift this year.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that the Salt Light girls got real
Speaker 2: House Potomac sweaters?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, I made that up.
Speaker 1: You know what I was lying?
Speaker 2: No, Andy did it right?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, these are super cute. So last year he
Speaker 1: gave us like a varsity jacket that had real house
Speaker 1: a Potomac on the back. And then like we've gotten
Speaker 1: a candle, a really big big candle before. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then we've gotten probably like what four years in a row,
Speaker 1: got notepads with our names on it, which I love,
Speaker 1: but I have endless I still have them.
Speaker 2: I still have them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we still have them, different sizes, different.
Speaker 2: We got share to the point where we had to
Speaker 2: tell Andy stopp it right.
Speaker 1: There were no pads note cards like you could send
Speaker 1: little thank you notes and all that type of stuff
Speaker 1: with them. Super cute. So and it's so funny because
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll watch episodes of other shows and I'll see
Speaker 1: someone with their notepad with their name on it, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, and you and we know where it came from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw Candy Kenny was the only person that
Speaker 2: I've seen with this sweater on Candy Burrs. She had
Speaker 2: hers on.
Speaker 1: So you know who I saw with it on the
Speaker 1: girl Monica from Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2: Oh, hers is getting take back. She can't have her
Speaker 2: us nomore. We gonna talk about her later, so I
Speaker 2: can't have her as more.
Speaker 1: After like her episode came out where they reveal that
Speaker 1: she's this reality Vontee's page or whatever she had. She
Speaker 1: she had some type of photo shoots. Yeah, right, and
Speaker 1: she took a photo in her real housewife of Salt
Speaker 1: Lake City sweater and you know posted wherever I saw
Speaker 1: wherever it was reposted, but yeah, she was. She's very proud.
Speaker 1: I have her her Cashimer sweater from Andy Listen.
Speaker 2: I also want to talk about these jackets because I
Speaker 2: actually like it.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, these jackets are bomb.
Speaker 2: So we are part of Black the Black Effect family
Speaker 2: and we love them. So for Christmas, they gave us
Speaker 2: these Black Effect bomber jackets. Right, So they have like
Speaker 2: the big logo on the front and then in the
Speaker 2: inside this is the cool part. Inside has all everybody's logo.
Speaker 2: That's cover art. I'm sorry, cover art that's on the
Speaker 2: on Black Effect. So you know you'll see us in
Speaker 2: here a couple of times. Rble Decision Girls, so cute,
Speaker 2: eighty five South Boys, So this is cue so bomb,
Speaker 2: super super cute and it's heavy so and Charlemagne, y'all
Speaker 2: did good with that. Yes, And I also want to
Speaker 2: tell you, by the way, I just saw aie and
Speaker 2: because you know, I went to St. Barts for Christmas,
Speaker 2: so he was asking me about it and he was like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, she sounds sounds so fabulous. He was like,
Speaker 2: you know, where did you stay? I said, you know,
Speaker 2: I rented a villa. He was like, you and Erica
Speaker 2: stayed together, and I was like, no, she had our villa.
Speaker 2: I have my villain. He was like, what's the going
Speaker 2: right on these us? I said it it's range. You
Speaker 2: can get a fifteen thousand dollars villa or seventy five
Speaker 2: dollar villa. I said, but next year I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: it big. He said, okay, oh my gosh, that's so good.
Speaker 2: I said, so I need a raise. He was like,
Speaker 2: all I walked into that. I said, yes she did,
Speaker 2: and I'm serious, Yes, I need more money. Give me
Speaker 2: my money. All right, we're going back to booty holes. Okay,
Speaker 2: So got Williams?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so have I I've only seen headlines and
Speaker 1: clips when somebody said he interviewed for three hours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I checked out. My my attention cannot handle that couldn't handle.
Speaker 2: I cannot.
Speaker 1: So I need you to give me all all the
Speaker 1: t okay, so stuff.
Speaker 2: I have a disclaimer. Okay, disclaimer is I've seen a
Speaker 2: couple of Cat Williams stand up. It's they've all been funny.
Speaker 2: But I always kind of thought he wasn't like the
Speaker 2: smartest dude in town. Like I just I just I
Speaker 2: don't know. I was just stereotyping him. I'm like, because
Speaker 2: he talks like this and he has that mollis and
Speaker 2: I'm always thinking he's like born online act. It was
Speaker 2: like an act. So cal, yeah, right now it is cal.
Speaker 2: He called me. He was like, oh my gosh, is that.
Speaker 2: I watched the whole thing? And I was like, you
Speaker 2: watched the whole thing. I said, I'm gonna watch the
Speaker 2: whole thing. I was up in New York. I was
Speaker 2: bored to tea, so I watched the entire thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number one, Cat Williams is a smart dude, okay, period Okay.
Speaker 2: Number two, his voice is his voice, yeah, okay. Number three,
Speaker 2: Shannon Sharp is not a good interviewer. Okay, Shannon, you
Speaker 2: gotta do better.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have you had, you had follow up questions
Speaker 1: you wanted him to ask if he I mean because.
Speaker 2: Shannon takes eight years to ask a question. He's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: what you're saying is okay, no shape the club, Shay, Shane. Okay,
Speaker 2: but get your journalistic skills, okay, like hone your skills Okay.
Speaker 2: So I was so entertained by this interview because Kat
Speaker 2: Williams ran through the entire comedian field okay, and he
Speaker 2: told I believe everything that he had to say. Really,
Speaker 2: I believe everything he said about Steve Harvey, about such
Speaker 2: as the entertainer, about the King's comedy about unfortunately Kevin Hart.
Speaker 2: I believe it all.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what did he say about Steve Harvey?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry. The reason why we're talking about booty
Speaker 2: holes is because his has been saved.
Speaker 1: Okay, who his haskat Williams.
Speaker 2: Cat Williams has not had to have his It's been preserved, yes, oks,
Speaker 2: not had to have it penetrated for him to get.
Speaker 1: To get where he's Okay, unlike everybody else.
Speaker 2: This now don't come for us. This is what Kat
Speaker 2: Williams words, not out, not hours. Okay, everybody can. Everybody's
Speaker 2: booty hole is their business.
Speaker 1: So he said every everybody else everybody.
Speaker 2: He kind of was implying, if you at the top,
Speaker 2: your booty hole has been penetrated, okay, or you have
Speaker 2: suck a penis or two. Now, ain't not wrong with
Speaker 2: sucking the penis if that's what you want to do anyway, Okay,
Speaker 2: let's get back to the situation. So I think I
Speaker 2: don't even know why, Well, I guess let's go back
Speaker 2: to just Shane and Sharp interviewing him like, I don't
Speaker 2: I don't Eve, I don't need think.
Speaker 1: Right, where did this originate from? Why did is he
Speaker 1: promoting something? Was he promoting something?
Speaker 2: Nope? I just think they were on board, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: and they just wanted to drink some hennessy. I don't
Speaker 2: know what happened. Oh, okay, Carly's given us the teach
Speaker 2: because Carlie always knows the tea. I have to job. Yes,
Speaker 2: So they've been working on this two is what working on?
Speaker 2: What the interview?
Speaker 1: To get on the show?
Speaker 4: Since?
Speaker 2: Okay, So Shannon Sharp has been asking Cat to get
Speaker 2: on the shows twenty twenty two now. In the meantime,
Speaker 2: he has had Steve Harvey on the show, and he
Speaker 2: had the entertainer and Ricky Smiley. Oh, poor Ricky Smiley.
Speaker 2: He just tore him anew he did, and he's I
Speaker 2: mean Ricky Ricky and then Ricky.
Speaker 1: And then afterwards I saw Ricky responding to this.
Speaker 2: Did Ricky respond or just Ricky just turn on his
Speaker 2: camera and start crying. Oh Ricky just cried on camera,
Speaker 2: just left. It was so sad. No, no one has
Speaker 2: come out to say that Kat Williams is a liar. Okay,
Speaker 2: no one, okay, and he's through all of kunder.
Speaker 1: Who can we get on reasons?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. We're
Speaker 2: gonna get to that in a second, Cat Williams. We
Speaker 2: get Cat Williams some reason to be shady. Carly, get
Speaker 2: your get make your money. Honey.
Speaker 1: We need somebody else, We need someone to.
Speaker 2: Who Oh you know, we get you know who we
Speaker 2: can get? No, we can. Let's get Tory Hart. Oh,
Speaker 2: because Tory Hart is going on tour with Cat Williams. Williams,
Speaker 2: She's gonna spill the tea, Carly, make it happen. Okay,
Speaker 2: So Carly's on top of that. And I just feel like,
Speaker 2: you know, Cat was very clear, like twenty twenty four,
Speaker 2: people just telling their truth. If you happen out here
Speaker 2: lying and doing some shady shit, it's coming to light.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, because Cat Williams decided it was coming.
Speaker 2: To life twenty twenty four, twenty four. It's a whole.
Speaker 1: It's all going on to give me the big I
Speaker 1: need the biggest bomb. That he dropped the biggest one.
Speaker 2: I don't think there was a big bomb. I think
Speaker 2: it was just all very clear that Steve Harvey stole
Speaker 2: people's jokes. So that said the entertainer, So oh he did.
Speaker 2: He did give his flowers to Dave Chappelle, because you know,
Speaker 2: Dave was the goat. By the way, I saw the
Speaker 2: I'm all over the place. I saw the Kevin Hart
Speaker 2: Chris Rock little Netflix special, and it gives you, like
Speaker 2: the behind the scenes when they did that little tour together.
Speaker 2: Actually they just did. They did five days. They did
Speaker 2: I mean five places. I think they did it around
Speaker 2: New York. Anyway, it gave you an interesting perspective of
Speaker 2: what they go through in their process. He gave I
Speaker 2: think he he left Chris Rock alone because you're like,
Speaker 2: this Rock is his own entity through Kevin Heart straight under. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's a plant plant. He's an industry plant. Like I
Speaker 2: don't know what that means, because they say Corey Gable
Speaker 2: is a plant too, Corey gamble.
Speaker 1: Corey gamble Kah, the Kardashians, Christ Janner's boyfriend. Okay, didn't
Speaker 1: you talk about the Illuminati?
Speaker 2: He said he's not a part of the Illuminati because
Speaker 2: his booty hole is still preserved.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the ones who's.
Speaker 2: I think I made that up. Okay, I just made
Speaker 2: that up. She made that up, curly, Okay, Okay, yeah
Speaker 2: I made that up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so he's but he he said the Illuminati
Speaker 1: is responsible for.
Speaker 2: For Kevin part guys, oh, for Ludicris. I might have
Speaker 2: fallen asleep. I might have fallen asleep during that part.
Speaker 1: Listen to Them has twenty million dollars and ten movies
Speaker 1: and ugly like your wife, and one does not.
Speaker 3: If you sign up for their program, you get a
Speaker 3: light skin, weird face wife that never do an interview
Speaker 3: listen in twenty years, won't do an interview. Nobody's ever
Speaker 3: talked to her. Understand, I'm not talking about one person
Speaker 3: when I just told you applies to seven people.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, we're not gonna talk about Ludacris's. I think
Speaker 2: she's a very pretty lady. Which, by the way, I
Speaker 2: have a story about her. You're not a really a story?
Speaker 2: Yeah that was we're digressing, come no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I met her like, I met her years before she
Speaker 1: dated Ludacrous. She actually came to my house and she
Speaker 1: was dating a guy that want to play basketball with
Speaker 1: in college, and it was just like the most random memory,
Speaker 1: and I just remember her coming in and for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: like she had like her hair was like nice and straight,
Speaker 1: and I'm complimenting her on her hair, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a keratin, and I was like, what is a caratin?
Speaker 1: This is before I ever heard of a carotin treatment.
Speaker 2: So now anytime I.
Speaker 1: See her, like, she was like, oh, it comes from Brazil.
Speaker 1: And she was a medical student at the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she's like, it comes from Brazil. She was the
Speaker 1: first person to ever put me on too a caratin.
Speaker 1: So whenever I hear about a caratin or I see her, like,
Speaker 1: when I hear about a caratin, I think of her,
Speaker 1: and when I see her, I think of a caratin.
Speaker 1: But it was just weird because she was like there
Speaker 1: was one of my friend friends had dated the guy,
Speaker 1: and so we were sending her a little bit of
Speaker 1: weird energy, you know what I'm saying, and a hater.
Speaker 1: We were like rob. We was like grilling her, like
Speaker 1: asking her like fifty one question.
Speaker 2: Yes, so she probably hates you.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So I wonder if she remembers that that's so,
Speaker 1: because I.
Speaker 2: Want her to call in at do your job, figure
Speaker 2: that out.
Speaker 1: And then I saw years later she was married to
Speaker 1: Dayton Ludacris.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's that girl. Yeah, she seemed like
Speaker 2: a sweety fie. Yeah, speaking of Carly, do your job.
Speaker 2: So February first, the reasonably Shady Shapeers, Robin and Giselle
Speaker 2: will be in Philadelphia. Get your tickets, okay. And the
Speaker 2: reason I mean, Carlie's gonna be with us, of course,
Speaker 2: and she's you know, she has a lot of work
Speaker 2: to do. But anyway, oh my god, Okay, why does
Speaker 2: Curley have a lot of work today? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just got to, you know, make sure we're good. Yes,
Speaker 1: and Philly, we love Philly. Yes, someone did I want
Speaker 1: to read. We're going to read one of these emails.
Speaker 1: We'll go in the next episode. But they acknowledged that
Speaker 1: what I said about Philly fans is true.
Speaker 2: Okay, so but get your tickets, get very first city winery.
Speaker 2: Carly has invited Jalen Hurt Hurts. Jalen's coming.
Speaker 1: He's going to get booed. The Eagles are losing.
Speaker 2: That's fine, we'll give him love to Carly. Make sure
Speaker 2: he gets there. Send out an invitation to his people, Okay,
Speaker 2: because he is our v V V and VI P Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so very important.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to be accused of false advertising.
Speaker 2: No, Carol's gonna invite him.
Speaker 1: She's going to invite him. That doesn't mean he's going
Speaker 1: to be there.
Speaker 2: He may. He's probably coming. Tell him he has two tickets.
Speaker 2: He can have him plus two. He can come with
Speaker 2: his two friends. Okay, okay, his girlfriend if he wants to,
Speaker 2: he's going to get booed, or she can. He can
Speaker 2: leave her at home. Anyway. Invite anybody else in Philly.
Speaker 1: We need to invite Meek mel meet.
Speaker 2: Definitely invite me and oh the people, the people, the
Speaker 2: couple that we like. Who's the couple that we like?
Speaker 2: Don't him can that was on this shows? That was
Speaker 2: on this show. There's a couple that was on this show.
Speaker 1: Jill Scott.
Speaker 2: God damn it. Invite Jill Scott. Okay, please invite Jill Scott.
Speaker 2: February Fresh. Guess who's really gonna be there? What show
Speaker 2: they were on the show, Robin or we did their show,
Speaker 2: this show that we did their podcast show.
Speaker 1: Devail, Yes and Philly from don't.
Speaker 2: They aren't they from Philly? They're from New York By
Speaker 2: the way of Philly, New York. Jill Scott's going to
Speaker 2: be there. Okay, So Robin Dixon and Gazelle Bryant's will
Speaker 2: be in City Wine and Re February first.
Speaker 1: We can only confirm that we're going to have a
Speaker 1: good old time.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna act a plump ful. Now, you know,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four is Virgo season the entire year, according
Speaker 2: to what everything I've read. Everything I've read, it is
Speaker 2: Virgo season. What does that mean for twenty That means
Speaker 2: it's Virgos are going to do amazing things. Okay, So
Speaker 2: if whoever else is a Virgo, if you're listening, just not,
Speaker 2: this is your year. So you better do it this
Speaker 2: year because next year wrist fruit. So get it in
Speaker 2: this year. God damn it. Okay, so you know there's
Speaker 2: a new Oh I digress for two seconds. So this
Speaker 2: morning when I was coming to your house, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: saw the little Michael Strahan story, Yes, with his daughter.
Speaker 1: Yes, So sad I saw that too, So you know.
Speaker 2: I couldn't get through the Okay, I'm all over the place.
Speaker 2: Let's rewind for one second the Cat Williams interview about
Speaker 2: booty Holes back Shae Shay has had like forty million
Speaker 2: downloads of this interview. Yes, and somebody said you need
Speaker 2: to run Cat Williams that check, and I agree.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: So Shannon, I don't know what you don't have to
Speaker 2: tell us, but run Cat that check because that I mean,
Speaker 2: it's like tripled anything that he's ever done in the past.
Speaker 2: So run him that check.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully they compensate him, because yes, that's but I'm
Speaker 1: just I can't believe people. Actually, I can't believe he
Speaker 1: talked for three hours.
Speaker 2: Because it was holly entertaining. They were smoking, they was drinking.
Speaker 2: Shannon wanted to get up and leave about a hundred times.
Speaker 2: He said he was gonna get black balled and canceled.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was amazing. Okay, So let's get back
Speaker 2: to Michael Strahan. I could not get through the interview
Speaker 2: with him and his daughter because it was just I
Speaker 2: was about to bust out crying, right, and I think
Speaker 2: she's fine, I think is she? I don't know.
Speaker 1: So, So Michael Strahan today on Good Morning America, they
Speaker 1: revealed that his daughter, his nineteen year old daughter, has
Speaker 1: a brain tumor, brain cancer. Brain cancer. Yes, she had
Speaker 1: a four centimeter size tumor on her brain. But where
Speaker 1: has she had surgery yet? So her hair was gone gone,
Speaker 1: so I assume maybe she has her had her surgery.
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't catch the whole interview. I did
Speaker 1: see like a little clip an announcement saying that she
Speaker 1: had brain cancer.
Speaker 2: Right, I can't watch any parts of it. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I know that she has She's a twin mm hm.
Speaker 2: And I remember when they were born, only because you know,
Speaker 2: I have my twins yeaheah. And I've always like kind
Speaker 2: of like followed those girls because just they just seem
Speaker 2: to have like such a connection like my twins. So
Speaker 2: when I saw it, I was like, I started to
Speaker 2: watch it, and I was like, I can't do this
Speaker 2: because it's you know, I'm just gonna be crying for
Speaker 2: the rest of the day. So we're just gonna pray
Speaker 2: for everything to work out. Yes, absolutely, those are our prayers.
Speaker 2: So Michael Strahan, we praying for you, Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1: As well as Sarah Sidner from CNN, she announced that
Speaker 1: she has breast cancer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. I don't know who that was.
Speaker 1: She's She's like, well, you know I watched CNN. All Okay,
Speaker 1: so she has breast cancer, prays to her, and she
Speaker 1: was just very adamant, like, ladies, get your mammograms, so
Speaker 1: you know that. I definitely get my mammogram every I
Speaker 1: do like I'm supposed to. But everyone, just get your
Speaker 1: check ups, like I said, get your eidoscopies, your mammograms, yes,
Speaker 1: your whatever it is, your screenings. Please And the words
Speaker 1: of my kids, get your titties smashed. Have they been
Speaker 1: in there when you get yours?
Speaker 2: No? But they're like, oh my god, I don't want
Speaker 2: to get my titties smashed. And I'm like, okay, y'all
Speaker 2: are crazy, right, you got some time. But like I do,
Speaker 2: they even know that that's what happens. But that is
Speaker 2: really what happens, because the girls talk about it, not
Speaker 2: with me, amongst themselves. Okay, yeah, but yes it is.
Speaker 2: It is a smashing of going on. Can you imagine
Speaker 2: if men had to get their balls in the same
Speaker 2: way that we have to get our breast checked. It
Speaker 2: is a ball smashing going on. They wouldn't be able
Speaker 2: to take it. By the way, I'm only saying this
Speaker 2: because we have a man in the room right now.
Speaker 2: He's so uncomfortable he wants to run out of here
Speaker 2: so fast. Okay, anyway, moving on, I.
Speaker 1: Actually would like for them to get their ball smashed.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, yes, ball smash.
Speaker 1: That would like that would be like the loudest highest
Speaker 1: pitch squeal shriek you've ever heard in your life.
Speaker 2: Yes, but why don't they get their balls checked in
Speaker 2: that way?
Speaker 1: Do you guys get your balls checked?
Speaker 2: Do you get a smashed? They do not, I'm telling
Speaker 2: you right now, they do not.
Speaker 1: But you can get testicular cancer, So how do you
Speaker 1: get your bass checked right?
Speaker 2: That they should have a mammogram? Okay, moving on, listen,
Speaker 2: I want to talk about that these got during airplanes
Speaker 2: that the doors are falling apart, windows exploding. What the
Speaker 2: hell is happening?
Speaker 1: Do you think that was done on purpose?
Speaker 2: What robin no liability? Liability?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like if someone trying to bring is there
Speaker 1: someone on the inside working for the terrorists and they.
Speaker 2: Were like, okay, we're going to loosen up the screws
Speaker 2: and bring a plane down. Okay, first off, you don't
Speaker 2: know what we're talking about. Alaska Airlines flight was in
Speaker 2: air and the door flew off.
Speaker 4: Now the videos from inside the plane, so cling on
Speaker 4: social media here are downright frightening. This Boeing seven thirty
Speaker 4: seven max Andine was just sixteen minutes into the ride
Speaker 4: from Oregon to California when a door plug blew off
Speaker 4: and according to the Associated Press, the gaping hole scene
Speaker 4: there on the side of the plane was opened. We're
Speaker 4: an aircraft maker if it's a plug to cover an
Speaker 4: emergency exit that the airline does not use. The FAA
Speaker 4: grounding all of the types of seven thirty seven maxinines
Speaker 4: involved until it's quote satisfied that their safe.
Speaker 2: Now I'm on that plane, I am like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: my life's over.
Speaker 1: Yes, and nobody got hurt.
Speaker 2: No one got hurt, not even a cell phone. You know,
Speaker 2: a cell phone flew out the window. It is fine, right,
Speaker 2: But y'all can't. I can't keep a battery like the
Speaker 2: charge charge for more than seven hours, but it falls
Speaker 2: out the sky and it's for the time.
Speaker 1: They must have been a fifteen, so you have like
Speaker 1: a ten. They must have been a fifteen.
Speaker 2: Listen, I gotta go to all thirteen and I'm happy
Speaker 2: about it. Listen that the seventeens are coming out. How
Speaker 2: do they go from aut fifteen to a seventeen. So,
Speaker 2: first of all, let's back up. I keep trying to
Speaker 2: tell y'all these flights are not right. So is this
Speaker 2: gonna cause you? Oh, now that I think about it,
Speaker 2: first class was in danger because if the front door
Speaker 2: went open flew off. Was it in the back of
Speaker 2: the plane or was in the front of the plane.
Speaker 1: I feel like where that door was was like the
Speaker 1: emergency exit row.
Speaker 2: It was, yes, it was once. First class is fine again.
Speaker 2: I keep telling y'all that middle section that's all help
Speaker 2: breaking loose back there. Okay, Now, now, they said that
Speaker 2: there's an iPhone seventeen coming out, and they said it's
Speaker 2: gonna change your life. Okay, how so they haven't said
Speaker 2: that yet. They haven't given us all that information, but
Speaker 2: they said it's gonna change your life. So what happened
Speaker 2: to the ten lap drop, thirteen, fourteen, all of them others.
Speaker 2: Why has my life not changed with.
Speaker 1: The Well, they all changed. So it's possible. It depends
Speaker 1: on what feature you use that you enjoy.
Speaker 2: Did you know I'm trying to look it up right now. Okay,
Speaker 2: the new iPhone seventeen feature is changing people's lives. Okay,
Speaker 2: let me see what the feature is is that a.
Speaker 1: Software update or an actual phone? Because how do we
Speaker 1: skip from a fifteen to a seventeen?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but they said that the seventeen, the
Speaker 2: iOS seventeen.
Speaker 1: That's software. Oh okay, good, we can download that. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: it's ser update.
Speaker 2: It's a feature oh in the photo app that identifies
Speaker 2: laundry care symbols or clothing tags aimed at helping users
Speaker 2: understand proper garment care.
Speaker 1: Okay, you need to stop read a headlines. That is
Speaker 1: a that's called clickabait. Okay, this is very sorry, it's
Speaker 1: very poor.
Speaker 2: It's gonna change our life. So we now know how
Speaker 2: how are people who wash our clothes? Because I don't
Speaker 2: watch my people who watch their clothes? You doubt it.
Speaker 2: People go to the iPhone seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but speaking of that, that is so do
Speaker 1: you ever look on the well since you don't wash
Speaker 1: it clothes, you don't, but other normal people will relate
Speaker 1: to this if you look inside the care tag, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're clothes and never does. It's just a bunch of symbols.
Speaker 1: It's not washed in warm, hang dry, tumble dry, It's
Speaker 1: just symbols. Right, And you're like, okay, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: throw it in the washing machine or wash it like
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's so so, Yes, that's helpful. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: they're gonna have some sort of app or whatever a
Speaker 1: feature that will translate those symbols, because they're very frustrating
Speaker 1: and annoying.
Speaker 2: Okay, I find them in.
Speaker 1: A lot of like Zara clothes that okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: do want to tell you about a feature on your phone.
Speaker 2: Did you know, okay, please please.
Speaker 1: That you can measure things on your phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we talked about the speak that is it on
Speaker 2: the thirteen? It probably is, Okay, it's on that, it's
Speaker 2: on the app. I mean it's on the the thing
Speaker 2: with the microphone.
Speaker 1: You can just type in the word measure, like okay,
Speaker 1: Like you know, when you search your phone, just type
Speaker 1: in measure and a little measure app comes up. Oh right, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you like pick one spot and you go
Speaker 1: to the other spot and it tells you how how
Speaker 1: big something is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I love that.
Speaker 1: That's life changing.
Speaker 2: Is it life changing? Yes? Because so I don't I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's life changing it is. How often
Speaker 2: do you need to walk down street and measure something?
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes when I my house, I might like
Speaker 1: be wanting to get a new piece of furniture or
Speaker 1: something I don't know, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I gotta get the tape measure. It's all the way
Speaker 1: in the garage. That has happened, yes, many times, and
Speaker 1: I have don't go into my garage, into the bin,
Speaker 1: the plastic bin, right, come in the house measure it
Speaker 1: put the tape measure back, right, so they they make
Speaker 1: stuff coming in for lazy people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if and back to the debate about measuring penises,
Speaker 2: it's easiest right there, boom, no excuse, measure that thing,
Speaker 2: no excuse listen. Yes, good. So you're saying that you're
Speaker 2: a ten inch, but you're really six and a half. Proven, Yeah,
Speaker 2: prove then on my phone out. So starting April tenth,
Speaker 2: April tenth, because this is this all ties into booty
Speaker 2: holes and measuring penises, okay. Starting April tenth, twenty twenty four,
Speaker 2: Brazil will implement a new requirement for travelers from the
Speaker 2: United States, Canada and Australia, mandating them to show a
Speaker 2: bank statement with the balance of at least two thousand
Speaker 2: dollars in their account. This requirement is part of the
Speaker 2: new eVisa application process. It includes the most recent thirty
Speaker 2: days of transactions. Okay, then want to make sure you
Speaker 2: ain't broke when you get there. For whatever reason, I
Speaker 2: don't know why, but this is gonna stop all the
Speaker 2: bachelor parties. Okay, there will be no more holes of
Speaker 2: penises in Brazil.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody going?
Speaker 2: No one's going, okay.
Speaker 1: Because they don't have two thousand dollars a pretty much
Speaker 1: BACHELI Okay, So to get into Brazil, Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: to show that. You got to because they want to
Speaker 1: make sure you can get out.
Speaker 2: Well, they want to make sure you can pay the bill.
Speaker 2: You know, the bill from the hotel. You're a liquor bill,
Speaker 2: You're a strip of bill. They want to make sure
Speaker 2: everybody gets paid.
Speaker 1: That is wild? Is that true?
Speaker 2: This is a reliable source I have on my phone here, okay,
Speaker 2: And this is a reliable article.
Speaker 1: That that feels a little invasive of your privacy.
Speaker 2: What because I appreciate that, and it should be reciprocated.
Speaker 2: We don't want nobody coming over here broke, do we
Speaker 2: That happens a lot, It happens. Listen, I would want
Speaker 2: to know. Listen, this helps out all kinds of events.
Speaker 2: Think about freaking it back in the day, think about
Speaker 2: like Memorial Day in Miami.
Speaker 1: But how we can't discriminate against people that don't have money.
Speaker 2: No, we got to be able to travel, and you
Speaker 2: should be able to travel enjoy things. Okay, listen, but okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm just saying they gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna separate
Speaker 2: people one way or the other.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna tell you something. The United States will
Speaker 1: never be able to pass that. Why they just won't
Speaker 1: because because no one will, like, they won't get enough
Speaker 1: support to pass that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not happening. That's not happening. Now, speaking
Speaker 2: of there's this represented from Florida's a woman. I can't
Speaker 2: remember her name. Maybe Carly can look her up because
Speaker 2: we pay Carly the big bucks. She went the hell
Speaker 2: off the other day. And we don't really get into
Speaker 2: political conversations and we're not gonna have one now. But
Speaker 2: you just need to pull up her rant because it
Speaker 2: wasn't a ran. It was just like her retort on
Speaker 2: what on they were discussing January sixth, What the things
Speaker 2: she was saying? Babe? Okay, Carlo, Yeah, what's the name.
Speaker 1: Did I miss that?
Speaker 2: Joscelyn somebody? Maybe I can't remember her name? What's her name? No,
Speaker 2: that's not her. That that she that's that. It's not
Speaker 2: her anyway, Okay, So we'll find it. We'll find it.
Speaker 2: We'll let y'all know. I need to talk about Martell.
Speaker 2: Do you know who that is?
Speaker 1: That's the guy from Loving Marriage Huntsville. Yes, that was
Speaker 1: dating Chara right briefly, right briefly okay, and now has
Speaker 1: been arrested for domestic domestic violence. Right, but do we
Speaker 1: know details on that?
Speaker 2: M Let me see what I have in my in
Speaker 2: my trustee, let's see here.
Speaker 1: Do you have any insight? Until?
Speaker 2: No, he was the He is in police custody in
Speaker 2: Alabama where he's been arrested for misdemeanor domestic violence charge
Speaker 2: domestic violence charge?
Speaker 1: And is that related to his ex wife or related
Speaker 1: to like maybe a girlfriend that he's still dating. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: It's not your ray, we know we know that, right, okay,
Speaker 2: because that would not end well with Charak. So I
Speaker 2: just want to say, because I love Shara, maybe I'm
Speaker 2: happy that that's over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I feel like you dodged a bullet. I'm
Speaker 1: sure she's happy too.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I could just hear his ex wife. What's
Speaker 2: his ex wife's name?
Speaker 1: Melody her voice.
Speaker 2: I can just hear her right now saying mart Hell Martall,
Speaker 2: Martal Martale, what kind of trouble have you got, yoursefing?
Speaker 2: You know we got four kids, Martale. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna take care of the kids, Martale. I can
Speaker 2: just hear it right now. Oh, we're saying that. So
Speaker 2: I'm a need for that man to get out of jail.
Speaker 1: You know, we know some people that know some people
Speaker 1: down there, so we could we could do in Alabama,
Speaker 1: we could dig up some info.
Speaker 2: We can't listen. I just want y'all to know something.
Speaker 2: I can dig up info on anybody, not to okay
Speaker 2: right now, Robin. On the other hand, she is the FBI,
Speaker 2: and she I don't want your dirty info either. You
Speaker 2: don't want my info?
Speaker 1: No any what, let's say it.
Speaker 2: I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't
Speaker 2: want you don't want you don't want to detail. Okay,
Speaker 2: we have a couple other things to discuss here, Robin Dixon.
Speaker 2: What oh, let's talk. Let's get into now. We're gonna
Speaker 2: definitely get into this on the Patreon. Okay, but let's
Speaker 2: get into right now, the Salt Lake City of it all.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, okay, okay, because the world was extremely intrigued
Speaker 2: and wanted to give Heather Gay an Oscar for Emmy Emmy.
Speaker 1: That's TV Oscar's Movies.
Speaker 2: An Emmy for the season finale right of the Royal
Speaker 2: Housewives of Salt Lake City, which, by the way, I
Speaker 2: watched in its entire entirety. I've had a whole lot
Speaker 2: of time on my hands. But before I get to that,
Speaker 2: I just want to tell everybody to watch the documentary.
Speaker 2: I think it's on I think it's on Netflix. It's
Speaker 2: called Silver Dollar Road. Have we talked about this? Now?
Speaker 1: What's that about.
Speaker 2: I don't really want to get into it because it's upsetting,
Speaker 2: but you need to watch it. If you're a black
Speaker 2: person in America, you need to watch it. Basically, they
Speaker 2: stole these this family's house. They had like sixty five
Speaker 2: acres in North Carolina. It's beachfront property, and the fan
Speaker 2: was had it for since the eighteen hundreds, and somehow
Speaker 2: they were swindled out of maybe like thirteen acres of it.
Speaker 2: So the guys who had been living there their whole life,
Speaker 2: were still living in their homes and they got charged
Speaker 2: with trespassing. What and they kept them in jail for
Speaker 2: eight years?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: It's an absurdity, isn't that.
Speaker 1: What is it called imminent domain when they do some
Speaker 1: type of like redevelopment.
Speaker 2: And well they wanted for redevelopment, but so one of
Speaker 2: the family members died without a will, and so that's
Speaker 2: how it kind of got thrown into the court system
Speaker 2: a little bit. But anyway, long story short, trespassing is
Speaker 2: actually a misdemeanor. They were in jail for eight years
Speaker 2: for trespassing in their own home, in their own home,
Speaker 2: and nobody could get them out. It was a bad situation. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm going to give Oprah Winfrey this charge to help.
Speaker 1: There's still in jail, not out.
Speaker 2: But they need they need to solidify for the family
Speaker 2: their land. Yeah right, yeah, because you know what they
Speaker 2: will do is raise taxes, so they can't pay the taxes.
Speaker 2: So that's how you lose your house. Yeah. So I
Speaker 2: don't know, I just want they some Oprah help.
Speaker 1: Did the government pay, like offer to pay.
Speaker 2: Them the government?
Speaker 1: Whoever? No, No, Okay.
Speaker 2: No, they wanted them out because they want to redevelop.
Speaker 1: But they're supposed to. So imminent domain refers to the
Speaker 1: power of the government to take private property and convert
Speaker 1: it into public use. Yeah. The Fifth Amendment provides that
Speaker 1: the government may only exercise this power if they provide
Speaker 1: just compensation to the property owners. So they had to
Speaker 1: have offered them something, and it probably was pennies. It
Speaker 1: probably was not not really equitable, you know, according to
Speaker 1: the property and stuff in the land.
Speaker 2: It's I mean, it's absurd.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So and it's sad. It's it's crazy that
Speaker 1: the government and entities have the power to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's crazy that they can they can jerry
Speaker 2: manager mander a proper piece of property to raise taxes
Speaker 2: in that little area.
Speaker 1: So you can't pay it, right, so they can kick
Speaker 1: you out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then this this is the this is the kicker.
Speaker 2: And then we're gonna move on because I don't want
Speaker 2: to press y'all. They were fishermen, so they would do
Speaker 2: a lot of shrimping and all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So there's a particular part of the water, the body
Speaker 2: of water that is known for like the shrimp because
Speaker 2: of the size of the of the water, the shrimping
Speaker 2: and the crabbing and all that. They said, oh, y'all
Speaker 2: can't fish and shrimp in this area anymore. By the
Speaker 2: State Senate. The state said little fishermen who have little businesses.
Speaker 2: So all the small businesses this, we're saving this area
Speaker 2: for the big businesses. Yeah. So it's like you're you're
Speaker 2: trying to take their livelihood and the house.
Speaker 1: And y'all think this is okay, trying to keep them down.
Speaker 2: Silver Dollar Road, y'all, y'all watch it and then y'all
Speaker 2: call Oprah and tell her to help.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's suppressing. Do we have something we can like
Speaker 1: a lighter note? Yes?
Speaker 2: Can we end up on okay? Marjorie Taylor Green? No, No,
Speaker 2: that's Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 1: Is the ops.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Carli's fired. So anyway, moving on January.
Speaker 1: Sixth, Rand So I'm gonna look it up because that
Speaker 1: brought it up to praise the person she's praising, Mars
Speaker 1: retailer Green.
Speaker 2: Never in a million years, okay, Ops, So jets, there's
Speaker 2: gonna be a jet that they're creating. Yeah, that's gonna
Speaker 2: go from New York to London. Guess how fast two
Speaker 2: hours New York to London? You say two hours? Carly,
Speaker 2: what do you say New York to London now? Which
Speaker 2: is a normally seven hour flight? Yeah, New York to
Speaker 2: London is a jet that's coming out in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: You said, what hour and a half. I'm not getting
Speaker 2: on that ninety minutes? Kind of make a ninety minute
Speaker 2: and Union is going to disintegrate into the can you imagine?
Speaker 2: So they're testing it now on who oh who?
Speaker 3: Not me?
Speaker 2: Nope, you have to test it on a million people
Speaker 2: before I get on a Nike minute flight.
Speaker 1: That's like the train that they're supposed to be be
Speaker 1: building that goes like from from like DC to New
Speaker 1: York And like, I don't know, thirty minutes, okay, Like no.
Speaker 2: Do you know how fast the Asella goes?
Speaker 1: How fast does it go?
Speaker 2: Okay? So so crazy that you asked Robin, I'm on
Speaker 2: the train last week and next to me is this dude,
Speaker 2: so he loved you know, do you ever look at
Speaker 2: the people's what they're working on sometimes when they're working
Speaker 2: on stuff next to you? I do it every time, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I want to get involved in what you're working on.
Speaker 2: So I see Amtrak in his emails and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: that's boring. So then towards the end of the of
Speaker 2: the train, I can tell he wanted to talk. So
Speaker 2: we talking, and he works for Amtrack okay, and he does.
Speaker 2: He's responsible for like the new construction that's happening to
Speaker 2: make Amtrak better.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, is.
Speaker 2: That right now? We're going one hundred and sixty miles
Speaker 2: an hour? Wow? From when they can go fast? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because there's portions that you have and stop. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: when they have shorter stops in between. It is one
Speaker 2: hundred and sixty You know how your ears be popping? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why one hundred and sixty wow. Okay for them
Speaker 2: to make it fast. So I said, ain't you all
Speaker 2: making one for twenty minutes? He said, from DC to Baltimore? Oh,
Speaker 2: in twenty minutes. Okay, Like so there will be no stops, Sokay,
Speaker 2: Union Station to D to Baltimore, Penn Station will be
Speaker 2: twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So okay, who's gonna test that? What not? I
Speaker 2: not me? Because your ears.
Speaker 1: Might pop, right, I mean, I'm not even worried about
Speaker 1: my ears popping. I'm worried about something a boat coming
Speaker 1: loose on a door and pop it open like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the Alaska flight. Yeah, well I'm here for
Speaker 2: so I thanked him, remember because he put they put
Speaker 2: the Remember the trains that they had taken off during COVID,
Speaker 2: the nighttime trains.
Speaker 1: Yes, they had more.
Speaker 2: They have schedules picked up. The schedules picked up. They
Speaker 2: have more nighttime trains. They do so that we can
Speaker 2: go to New York and party like rock stars and
Speaker 2: then just get on the train and come home. Yes,
Speaker 2: because that's what I used to do exactly. That's what
Speaker 2: I'm going to be doing again. There you So he said, yeah,
Speaker 2: we should be able to get from DC to New
Speaker 2: York soon. I don't know in how long.
Speaker 1: I mean forty minutes we already get there, and two
Speaker 1: the acceligates is there in two hours and twenty minutes?
Speaker 1: There were oh well DC, Yeah, there were like two
Speaker 1: hours twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's make it to make it. But I'm not
Speaker 2: going to be the first or second.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, yeah no, but I'm excited about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, and we can go after this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you think by twenty four when you were younger
Speaker 1: that we would have flying cars.
Speaker 2: Like the Jetsons? No, I did, do we No?
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying when I was little, do we no?
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, when I was little, I envisioned myself
Speaker 1: as an adult with a flying car.
Speaker 2: Really, yes, you never did. No, I knew that The
Speaker 2: Jetsons was a cartoon.
Speaker 1: But I mean I don't know. I'm just saying that's
Speaker 1: that's I am visioned flying cars. Okay, so it's coming. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so well, I don't think so. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I just hope either just think when I
Speaker 1: was little, it's just like being an adult would seem
Speaker 1: so far away. Yeah, that I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: when I'm an adult, we're gonna have flying cars, right,
Speaker 1: and we don't have flying cars?
Speaker 2: We're going to your kids are gonna drive flying cars?
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: So how do you regulate that?
Speaker 2: Will we have drums? Did you ever think that you
Speaker 2: could be you know, they could deliver some aspirin and
Speaker 2: from a drum. Wait a minute, did you see there's
Speaker 2: a movie. I'm sorry, y'all, there's a movie and the
Speaker 2: guy was getting it wasn't a movie I know I
Speaker 2: was watching. I'm embarrassed to tell you what I was watching.
Speaker 1: But Love and Hip Pop, y'all.
Speaker 2: No, but I just saw a new episode last night. Listen,
Speaker 2: Scrappy wants to get back with Erica Dixon. That's a
Speaker 2: whole other story. Moving on. They're dropping off stuff at
Speaker 2: the jail with drunes. They're bringing drugs into the jail, contraband. Really,
Speaker 2: how are they not catching that? It's hard to catch. No,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: Because I was at a football game, a high school
Speaker 1: football game, and the man the announcer came on the
Speaker 1: announcement thing so many times like whoever's operating the drone?
Speaker 1: Can you please move it? Can you please back it up?
Speaker 1: And they were not continuing play until that drone was gone.
Speaker 1: So how are they letting drawn rop off contraband into
Speaker 1: a jail.
Speaker 2: And the middle of the night. If you have a window,
Speaker 2: they had found out a way to pop out that
Speaker 2: window and that drone will go straight to your window
Speaker 2: and you grab your stuff, You grab your stuff and
Speaker 2: you put the window back up. You're good. Listen, cost
Speaker 2: you want to taco bell from the drone? I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Into the jail, we got to get out of here.
Speaker 2: We love y'all so much. Don't ever forget to live
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