WEBVTT - | Ep 119 | Just a Booty Hole 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:04.320 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect 0:00:04.440 --> 0:00:12.039 Podcast Network and iHeartRadio. 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:19.040 Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shakey. I am Jaselle Bryant. 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:19.320 What's that? 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:19.800 What's up? 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:21.880 This is Robin Dixon. Thank you for being here with us? 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:26.640 What again? Yes? Man, we are in January of twenty twenty. 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:29.120 Yes, we're celebrating Martin Luther King. 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:32.800 Yes we are. It's the Martin Luther and the King. Yes, yes, 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.600 speaking of that, and I know we just just because 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:38.920 I can't think of Martin Luther King right now, unfortunately 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.520 without thinking of Jonathan Major and his reference to Coreta 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:44.879 Scott like what stopped stop talking about her? 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:46.320 That is so extreme. 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:48.760 It's that weird, really extreme. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.479 Yeah, and the memes are hilarious where they're like this 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.400 is what he wants her to look like and it's like, 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:54.760 but you. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.639 Can't ask a white woman and a black woman to. 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:58.639 Be your caretta. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:00.680 No white woman has. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:01.040 Can I do? 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:02.279 Who CORRETTA. Scott King is? 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.600 And can we pick somebody else? Maybe? Like can we? 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:05.240 Maybe? 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:05.280 So? 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:10.160 And more in modern day times like Beyonce jay Z. Yeah, Michelle, 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:12.000 he did, he did? Reference he did? 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:13.240 He did? 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.679 Yes, he did. But that is the funniest thing ever. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.440 Well, before you ask a woman to be Kretta, you 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:20.279 gotta be Martin. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:21.199 That's true. 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.040 And you got to stop running from white women in 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:25.760 the streets to La and the thing. 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:28.039 It's like, Okay, he's like, I'm a good man. I'm 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:31.280 out here doing good things. Like dude, you're an actor. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.560 You're an actor, Well you used to be an actor, right, 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.200 you ain't an actor no more? I feel, I mean, 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:42.880 I hopefully he can redeem himself because I think I'm 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:46.320 on his side with this case. You know, I think 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:50.360 he just got caught up in a really bad situation 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:55.240 with maybe somebody that was a little problematic and called 0:01:55.400 --> 0:02:00.120 whatever brought him into that mess. But you're an actor, 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:04.680 not Martin Luther King. No, you are not changing lives. 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:08.160 You are not fighting for equal justice. 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.000 Where is shall I have a dream speak? Right? 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:11.120 Is that right? 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:12.200 We had not seen that. 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:13.440 What movie was he in? 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:15.639 He was in? He had first of all, the movie 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:17.639 he was in, he had on a COSTU wasn't he 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:18.760 a Marvel costume? 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:19.000 Yeah? 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.959 Superhero? You're playing a superhero? 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:22.280 Right? 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:25.000 Yeah, Martin Luther King was actually a real one. Yes, yes, 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:29.079 So anyway, moving on, we digress. Okay, shady moment of 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:29.880 the week, Robin. 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.800 Okay, I'll go first. So mine is it's not my 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.680 shady moment. Okay, this is Wan's shady moment. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.240 Oh I love this. Okay, get good. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.440 No, and actually, if this is and I want to 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.560 share it because it's it's one of those important things 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:48.960 to share. 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:49.360 Okay. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.520 So one term forty five in October. Yes, I did 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:53.680 you know that? You didn't know that? 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:55.800 Well, I guess I never thought about how old he is. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:58.000 Yeah, he's forty. I mean we're like a few months apart. 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:01.520 So I'm forty four, he's forty five whatever, blah blah blah, 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.200 and so he is. He was doing the diligent thing 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.280 and signed up to get his colonoscopy. Oh nice, Yes, 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:09.359 have you had yours? Have you had one? 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:14.000 Okay, I'm glad you asked tell me one story first. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:20.440 I was happy because there's colar guard. 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:21.200 I do know about that. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:22.000 Yes, so I did that. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:22.520 You did that? 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:25.880 Okay, and I'm negative and that will I'm good, I 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:27.120 think for three years. 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:30.000 Okay, now, but like, how accurate and thorough is it? 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:31.720 How thorough is it is? The question? 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:35.320 Okay, So if y'all don't know what color colar guard is. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:39.560 You have to basically capture, right, you poop in an 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.880 anything and then you then you mail it all right, okay, 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:43.600 have I not? 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:45.880 Well, we talked about it because remember I was talking 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.160 about all of my nutritional stuff I was doing, and 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.040 I had to do a stool test and I had 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:54.240 to ship in a in a paper bowl and mix 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.040 it all that. Sorry, I get to mix it up? Yeah, no, 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:58.560 I just had to put my I just had. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.720 To basically close it up and put it in the 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:03.880 box and ship it all. Okay, So on the outside 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:05.800 of the box it said color guard. So when I 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:08.200 brought it to UPS, the mayor knows what is right. 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:09.960 You can see how he did not want to touch 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.680 that box. I was like, here you go. He was like, 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.880 can I get my glove? He's like, oh lord, no, 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:20.479 we roll my hand sanitizer. He just gave me a look. 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:21.799 But anyway, that's so funny. 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:25.320 So so well one sign up for the real deal thing. Okay, 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:29.280 you go into the doctor's office, they put you to sleep. Yes, 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:31.600 they put the thing up up your button, all through 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:33.760 your intestines and all that type of stuff. So in 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:35.840 order to do that and I don't know about color guard. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:39.080 You have to do a prep a day before, you 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.960 have to stop eating certain things five days before, like. 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:43.240 It is, yeah, you got drink the berry. 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:46.760 It's it's a lot, right. And this is on the 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:52.200 heels of him going through the stomach virus. Okay, so he, 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.320 you know, poor baby went through the stomach virus thing 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.520 and then had to turn around and get ready for 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:01.080 his colonoscopy. So he was good. He was like, you know, 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.520 I'm getting this done because he had a best friend 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:06.080 that passed away from colon cancer when he was forty. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.960 So Wan is like very much like I'm getting my 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.760 stuff done, right, yeah. Yeah, So he's very diligent on 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.279 getting his stuff done. He got his prostate done because 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:17.560 his biological father, he found out, had issues with prostate 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.480 cancer and all that. But oh wow, okay, so colonoscopy 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.120 time comes. He goes through all the prep. You can't 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:26.680 eat for however long, you gotta drink all this stuff. 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.840 He's clearing you out, and he's just like, oh, it's 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.520 like the worst experience in the world. Okay, his worst, 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:36.440 but you know, I'm there, I'm support all right. So 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.800 he goes for his colonoscopy. It's supposed to be an 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:43.320 hour procedure. Yeah, I'm you know, I'm his I'm his ride, 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:45.839 I'm picking him up. I'm sitting there. I'm like waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:49.440 Two hours later, he's ready, Okay, So the doctor comes out. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:51.520 He's and then he's you know, coming out of his 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:56.560 anesthesia and stuff. So the doctor comes out and he's like, yeah, 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:01.680 we couldn't complete his colonoscopy because they could only get 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:08.560 halfway through his intestine because for whatever reason, his body 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:12.160 just it just wouldn't. The scope could not get all 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.480 the way through his intestine. And they're like they felt 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.679 like the harder they pushed that they could have punctured something. 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:24.479 So they yes, horrible. So he's like, so what does 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:26.880 that mean. So the doctor's like, well, you know, there's 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:30.720 some options. There's COLI guard, there's something else. And he said, 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:32.920 or you can go to like you know this doctor 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.640 at the at at the hospital that specializes in this. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.919 He's a really good doctor. You know, I suggest you 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:40.360 go do it again. He's like, I have to do 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:41.360 this again. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.839 So let's back up. He's suggesting that he do it again. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:45.480 Did he see something is he concerned? 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:47.919 So I was asking all the questions. I'm like, is 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:50.719 there so is it concerning that you couldn't get through? 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:52.520 And he was like no, He's like, it's rare, but 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:56.800 it happens. But there's there's no reason. There's nothing concerning, right, 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:00.640 and the halfway that he got through, he didn't see anything, 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:03.840 but he still has a whole other half to get through. 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.160 And what is just like he is beside himself. He's 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.360 like like, I ain't doing this again. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.320 I have to do it again, okay, but like the 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:15.239 kolonosque is only good for how many years? Five? Five? 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:16.040 Five years? 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:19.240 So he's like, I gotta so he's I mean, and 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.120 so we try and it's so crazy. So then we're 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.800 calling the other doctor that they recommended. You couldn't even 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.960 get through the line. We haven't been able to call. 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:30.120 Why it was well, it was this was like I 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.280 think everyone after the New Year is like making their 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.960 appointments and stuff. It's just you were on hold forever 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.040 until I just hang up and give up. So we 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:41.560 haven't on purpose hang up on purpose. So he hasn't 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.240 made his appointent yet, but he wants to get it 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.640 done sooner than later. Yeah, but it's just can you 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:49.920 imagine going through all that and and they can't complete 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.320 the test. No, yeah, that's to do it again. That 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.680 very much sucks, right, but it's so important that it 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.280 gets done. So he's going to make sure he gets 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:00.320 it done, and he wants to do he does want 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:01.840 to do the colar guard. He like, he wants to 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:02.760 do the full on. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:05.520 And he could just do the col of garden call 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:06.960 it a day. I don't know. 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:11.480 I mean Carly shaking her head a little something. 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:13.920 Only because they've they've had some issues. He's had some 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:14.840 issues in his family. 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.120 No, no, he hasn't had colon cancer in his family. 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:22.120 But I just think the colonoscopy is the most accurate test. Okay, 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:27.080 hold of guard can't maybe can't see certain I don't know, 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:30.680 like polyps. Yeah, I don't know that coligard can catch 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:33.800 the polyps. They might be maybe can detect something abnormal 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.200 in your stool, but they might not detect a poll up. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:42.720 I feel sorry for one's booty hoole has been violated. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:44.920 It's about to be violated. 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:48.400 Again, right, And he was like, all work because so 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:51.000 the Dodgors obviously have like you know, the interns. It 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:54.560 was like five interns, like young students, and he was like, 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:56.800 he was like, they were in there looking at my 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:57.559 booty hole. 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:02.360 And they're like, that's one from that's one from the 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:07.400 Real Housewives. Bootyhole. Listen, all they do all day is 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.840 look at booty holes. Okay, this is what they do. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.720 That's what they studying for. Like, they're not worrying about 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:13.240 your booty. 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:17.480 I think about your booty. Hoole wine speaking of booty holes. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.200 And we don't want talking about Kat Williams because that 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.440 might have been the funniest conversation ever. We will get 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.600 tack a second. Let me tell you my the reason 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:25.720 we shady moment. It's nothing to do with booty hoogs, 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:30.360 thank god, because that has to do with my child. Okay. 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:35.960 So Grace went back to college. Yeah, and she was 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:37.600 she went, she flew back on she was flying back 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:40.760 on a Sunday. That flight was canceled for whatever reason. 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.480 American Airlines, y'all just decided to cancel flight. Oh my gosh. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:46.280 So then the next day they rebooked her on at 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:50.480 five am. Do you know what five am flights look like? 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:53.400 So death, how do you so? 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.360 For you you you're a early bird, and I'm telling 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:58.920 you five am is too early for me. That's torture. Yeah, 0:09:58.920 --> 0:09:59.640 it's straight torture. 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:03.040 It's like, no, this is this is five am. But 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:04.400 I said, you need to go on that flight to 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.960 make because she had a class that Monday. So I 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:08.760 was like, get on the five am. She said cool. 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:12.280 So I had to take her, of course, to the airport. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.680 Were driving down the street at three thirty in the morning. 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:17.800 We get there and I had to check her bags. Huh, 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:21.760 she's got these two big old suitcases. So I had 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:25.120 to go to the ticket counter because the regular when 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:26.920 you just dropped the bags off, that was closed because 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:28.800 it was too early in the morning. So go to 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:32.840 the ticket counter, give the bags. The lady says to me, 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.840 this is where a shady park come. Lady says to me, well, 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:36.440 let me go ahead and process your ticket so you 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.640 can go to the gate with her. I said, go 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:41.520 to the gate. I said, what you mean she thinks 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:44.199 she was five? Said, she said, you don't want to 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:47.280 go with your baby to the gate? My baby, right, 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.920 I said, this is a grown ass girl, and it's 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:54.120 four o'clock in the morning. Now, no, I'm half. 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:55.720 Sleep wait, so you got out of your car. 0:10:56.240 --> 0:11:00.040 Grace said, mommy, can you help me, like check my 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.079 bags because she had two bad She really needed help. 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:05.680 She had two big suitcases. So yes, I was out 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.880 the car at the ticket counter and I so she said, 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:12.079 where's your idea or whatever? I said, no, no, no, no, 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:13.839 I'm not on this flight. I said, this is just 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:15.760 for her. She said, okay, well, then hold on, I'll 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:16.800 just give you a ticket so you can go to 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:20.040 the gate. No no, I said, no need. And then 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:23.240 she says, you ain't gonna go with your baby. I 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:25.160 looked at that woman like, if you don't shut the 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:28.199 hell up, I ain't going nowhere. She's not a bit. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.720 She's short, but she is not a nough And so 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.080 Grace is looking all puppy eyed, like said like she 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.920 wants me to come for girl. It is four o'clock 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:39.600 in the morning, and goodbye bye. Ain't get some a's 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.120 okay when you go back to school the end. 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:45.160 That is hilarious. I'd have been like, kick you out 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:45.760 of the car. 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.520 No, I couldn't do that. But anyway, that is my 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:52.320 shady moment. So all these ticket ladies, it's cute, but 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:53.199 mind your business. 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.880 Do you think she thought Grace was twelve? 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.960 She knew exactly who I was, and she knew Grace 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:03.120 was going back to college. Okay, okay, the end moving on. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.240 Let's get back to booty holes. We're going This whole 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.360 conversation is gonna be boo. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.920 Can we shout out our sweaters furs? So, if you're 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:15.000 watching us on YouTube or wherever, we are both wearing 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:19.840 our real Housewife of Potomac cashmir sweaters that were gifted 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.920 to us by none other than Andy Cohen for Christmas. 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:27.680 And Andy sent one to every housewife from every franchise 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:32.520 and every every summer, every Christmas he sends a gift. Yeah, 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:34.080 and so this was our gift this year. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:37.040 Did you hear that the Salt Light girls got real 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.760 House Potomac sweaters? 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:39.319 No? 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:40.679 Okay, I made that up. 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:43.720 You know what I was lying? 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:46.760 No, Andy did it right? 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:49.000 Yes, yes, these are super cute. So last year he 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:51.480 gave us like a varsity jacket that had real house 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:54.880 a Potomac on the back. And then like we've gotten 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:58.480 a candle, a really big big candle before. Yeah, and 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.920 then we've gotten probably like what four years in a row, 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:06.920 got notepads with our names on it, which I love, 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.440 but I have endless I still have them. 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:11.400 I still have them. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:15.680 Yeah, we still have them, different sizes, different. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.120 We got share to the point where we had to 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:20.200 tell Andy stopp it right. 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:23.200 There were no pads note cards like you could send 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.040 little thank you notes and all that type of stuff 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:28.199 with them. Super cute. So and it's so funny because 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:32.839 sometimes I'll watch episodes of other shows and I'll see 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:34.920 someone with their notepad with their name on it, and 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:37.040 I'm like, and you and we know where it came from. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.480 Yeah, I saw Candy Kenny was the only person that 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:42.480 I've seen with this sweater on Candy Burrs. She had 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:43.000 hers on. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.800 So you know who I saw with it on the 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.280 girl Monica from Salt Lake City. 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.760 Oh, hers is getting take back. She can't have her 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:52.560 us nomore. We gonna talk about her later, so I 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:53.880 can't have her as more. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.600 After like her episode came out where they reveal that 0:13:56.679 --> 0:14:01.640 she's this reality Vontee's page or whatever she had. She 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:04.439 she had some type of photo shoots. Yeah, right, and 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:08.520 she took a photo in her real housewife of Salt 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:13.120 Lake City sweater and you know posted wherever I saw 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.840 wherever it was reposted, but yeah, she was. She's very proud. 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:21.280 I have her her Cashimer sweater from Andy Listen. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.000 I also want to talk about these jackets because I 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:23.680 actually like it. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:25.600 Oh my gosh, these jackets are bomb. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:28.160 So we are part of Black the Black Effect family 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.520 and we love them. So for Christmas, they gave us 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:35.040 these Black Effect bomber jackets. Right, So they have like 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:36.920 the big logo on the front and then in the 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:41.800 inside this is the cool part. Inside has all everybody's logo. 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.960 That's cover art. I'm sorry, cover art that's on the 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.640 on Black Effect. So you know you'll see us in 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:53.680 here a couple of times. Rble Decision Girls, so cute, 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.520 eighty five South Boys, So this is cue so bomb, 0:14:56.640 --> 0:15:01.000 super super cute and it's heavy so and Charlemagne, y'all 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.040 did good with that. Yes, And I also want to 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:06.120 tell you, by the way, I just saw aie and 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.720 because you know, I went to St. Barts for Christmas, 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:11.920 so he was asking me about it and he was like, 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:14.760 oh my gosh, she sounds sounds so fabulous. He was like, 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.320 you know, where did you stay? I said, you know, 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.280 I rented a villa. He was like, you and Erica 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.080 stayed together, and I was like, no, she had our villa. 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.600 I have my villain. He was like, what's the going 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:27.800 right on these us? I said it it's range. You 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:30.640 can get a fifteen thousand dollars villa or seventy five 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.040 dollar villa. I said, but next year I'm gonna do 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.400 it big. He said, okay, oh my gosh, that's so good. 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:39.800 I said, so I need a raise. He was like, 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:42.480 all I walked into that. I said, yes she did, 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:47.160 and I'm serious, Yes, I need more money. Give me 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:55.480 my money. All right, we're going back to booty holes. Okay, 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:57.600 So got Williams? 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:03.360 Yes, okay, so have I I've only seen headlines and 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:08.240 clips when somebody said he interviewed for three hours. Yeah, 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:12.680 I checked out. My my attention cannot handle that couldn't handle. 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:13.480 I cannot. 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.120 So I need you to give me all all the 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:17.200 t okay, so stuff. 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:23.280 I have a disclaimer. Okay, disclaimer is I've seen a 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:27.720 couple of Cat Williams stand up. It's they've all been funny. 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:30.160 But I always kind of thought he wasn't like the 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.280 smartest dude in town. Like I just I just I 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:34.440 don't know. I was just stereotyping him. I'm like, because 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:36.680 he talks like this and he has that mollis and 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.880 I'm always thinking he's like born online act. It was 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:44.400 like an act. So cal, yeah, right now it is cal. 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:45.960 He called me. He was like, oh my gosh, is that. 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:47.800 I watched the whole thing? And I was like, you 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:49.760 watched the whole thing. I said, I'm gonna watch the 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:51.200 whole thing. I was up in New York. I was 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:55.480 bored to tea, so I watched the entire thing. Yeah. 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:59.880 Number one, Cat Williams is a smart dude, okay, period Okay. 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:06.560 Number two, his voice is his voice, yeah, okay. Number three, 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:11.080 Shannon Sharp is not a good interviewer. Okay, Shannon, you 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:11.840 gotta do better. 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:14.359 Okay, you have you had, you had follow up questions 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:16.480 you wanted him to ask if he I mean because. 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:21.560 Shannon takes eight years to ask a question. He's like, oh, okay, 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:28.520 what you're saying is okay, no shape the club, Shay, Shane. Okay, 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:34.720 but get your journalistic skills, okay, like hone your skills Okay. 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:40.680 So I was so entertained by this interview because Kat 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:46.240 Williams ran through the entire comedian field okay, and he 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.840 told I believe everything that he had to say. Really, 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:52.040 I believe everything he said about Steve Harvey, about such 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:57.440 as the entertainer, about the King's comedy about unfortunately Kevin Hart. 0:17:57.880 --> 0:17:58.919 I believe it all. 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:00.960 Okay, So what did he say about Steve Harvey? 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.080 Okay, I'm sorry. The reason why we're talking about booty 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.320 holes is because his has been saved. 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.560 Okay, who his haskat Williams. 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:12.480 Cat Williams has not had to have his It's been preserved, yes, oks, 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:15.320 not had to have it penetrated for him to get. 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:19.240 To get where he's Okay, unlike everybody else. 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:24.120 This now don't come for us. This is what Kat 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:28.480 Williams words, not out, not hours. Okay, everybody can. Everybody's 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:29.680 booty hole is their business. 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:33.040 So he said every everybody else everybody. 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:36.480 He kind of was implying, if you at the top, 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:40.600 your booty hole has been penetrated, okay, or you have 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.520 suck a penis or two. Now, ain't not wrong with 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:46.160 sucking the penis if that's what you want to do anyway, Okay, 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:52.679 let's get back to the situation. So I think I 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:57.200 don't even know why, Well, I guess let's go back 0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:59.280 to just Shane and Sharp interviewing him like, I don't 0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:00.680 I don't Eve, I don't need think. 0:19:00.640 --> 0:19:03.359 Right, where did this originate from? Why did is he 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:05.080 promoting something? Was he promoting something? 0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:08.160 Nope? I just think they were on board, okay, yeah, 0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:10.240 and they just wanted to drink some hennessy. I don't 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:13.320 know what happened. Oh, okay, Carly's given us the teach 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:16.600 because Carlie always knows the tea. I have to job. Yes, 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:20.199 So they've been working on this two is what working on? 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:21.000 What the interview? 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:22.240 To get on the show? 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:22.520 Since? 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:25.920 Okay, So Shannon Sharp has been asking Cat to get 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:27.920 on the shows twenty twenty two now. In the meantime, 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:30.359 he has had Steve Harvey on the show, and he 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:34.200 had the entertainer and Ricky Smiley. Oh, poor Ricky Smiley. 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:36.760 He just tore him anew he did, and he's I 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:39.520 mean Ricky Ricky and then Ricky. 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:42.399 And then afterwards I saw Ricky responding to this. 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.000 Did Ricky respond or just Ricky just turn on his 0:19:45.080 --> 0:19:48.280 camera and start crying. Oh Ricky just cried on camera, 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:53.640 just left. It was so sad. No, no one has 0:19:53.680 --> 0:19:56.520 come out to say that Kat Williams is a liar. Okay, 0:19:56.640 --> 0:19:59.320 no one, okay, and he's through all of kunder. 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:00.000 Who can we get on reasons? 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:03.280 Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. We're 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:05.679 gonna get to that in a second, Cat Williams. We 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:08.080 get Cat Williams some reason to be shady. Carly, get 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.720 your get make your money. Honey. 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:13.879 We need somebody else, We need someone to. 0:20:13.640 --> 0:20:15.960 Who Oh you know, we get you know who we 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:20.560 can get? No, we can. Let's get Tory Hart. Oh, 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:25.120 because Tory Hart is going on tour with Cat Williams. Williams, 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:29.720 She's gonna spill the tea, Carly, make it happen. Okay, 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:32.720 So Carly's on top of that. And I just feel like, 0:20:34.800 --> 0:20:37.720 you know, Cat was very clear, like twenty twenty four, 0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:40.679 people just telling their truth. If you happen out here 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:44.600 lying and doing some shady shit, it's coming to light. 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:48.360 Okay, Yes, because Cat Williams decided it was coming. 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:50.800 To life twenty twenty four, twenty four. It's a whole. 0:20:50.800 --> 0:20:52.840 It's all going on to give me the big I 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:58.040 need the biggest bomb. That he dropped the biggest one. 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:00.640 I don't think there was a big bomb. I think 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:04.560 it was just all very clear that Steve Harvey stole 0:21:04.760 --> 0:21:11.320 people's jokes. So that said the entertainer, So oh he did. 0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:14.199 He did give his flowers to Dave Chappelle, because you know, 0:21:14.320 --> 0:21:16.200 Dave was the goat. By the way, I saw the 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:19.479 I'm all over the place. I saw the Kevin Hart 0:21:19.840 --> 0:21:23.960 Chris Rock little Netflix special, and it gives you, like 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:26.520 the behind the scenes when they did that little tour together. 0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:29.640 Actually they just did. They did five days. They did 0:21:29.800 --> 0:21:31.920 I mean five places. I think they did it around 0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:37.560 New York. Anyway, it gave you an interesting perspective of 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:42.560 what they go through in their process. He gave I 0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:45.320 think he he left Chris Rock alone because you're like, 0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:49.240 this Rock is his own entity through Kevin Heart straight under. Yeah, 0:21:49.280 --> 0:21:51.600 he's a plant plant. He's an industry plant. Like I 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:53.520 don't know what that means, because they say Corey Gable 0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:57.680 is a plant too, Corey gamble. 0:21:57.440 --> 0:22:01.200 Corey gamble Kah, the Kardashians, Christ Janner's boyfriend. Okay, didn't 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:02.360 you talk about the Illuminati? 0:22:03.200 --> 0:22:05.360 He said he's not a part of the Illuminati because 0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:07.600 his booty hole is still preserved. 0:22:07.840 --> 0:22:09.360 Okay, So the ones who's. 0:22:09.160 --> 0:22:12.040 I think I made that up. Okay, I just made 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:16.080 that up. She made that up, curly, Okay, Okay, yeah 0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:16.720 I made that up. 0:22:16.880 --> 0:22:21.120 Okay, Yeah, so he's but he he said the Illuminati 0:22:21.280 --> 0:22:23.080 is responsible for. 0:22:22.640 --> 0:22:27.280 For Kevin part guys, oh, for Ludicris. I might have 0:22:27.320 --> 0:22:31.120 fallen asleep. I might have fallen asleep during that part. 0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:35.400 Listen to Them has twenty million dollars and ten movies 0:22:35.520 --> 0:22:38.240 and ugly like your wife, and one does not. 0:22:39.960 --> 0:22:42.080 If you sign up for their program, you get a 0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:46.440 light skin, weird face wife that never do an interview 0:22:47.560 --> 0:22:51.280 listen in twenty years, won't do an interview. Nobody's ever 0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:54.200 talked to her. Understand, I'm not talking about one person 0:22:54.240 --> 0:22:57.000 when I just told you applies to seven people. 0:22:57.400 --> 0:23:00.399 Yes, well, we're not gonna talk about Ludacris's. I think 0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:02.560 she's a very pretty lady. Which, by the way, I 0:23:02.600 --> 0:23:04.639 have a story about her. You're not a really a story? 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:07.680 Yeah that was we're digressing, come no, no, no, no, 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:08.600 let's talk about it. 0:23:08.960 --> 0:23:09.040 No. 0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:12.480 I met her like, I met her years before she 0:23:12.520 --> 0:23:14.800 dated Ludacrous. She actually came to my house and she 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:18.400 was dating a guy that want to play basketball with 0:23:18.560 --> 0:23:22.439 in college, and it was just like the most random memory, 0:23:23.600 --> 0:23:28.520 and I just remember her coming in and for whatever reason, 0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:30.400 like she had like her hair was like nice and straight, 0:23:30.400 --> 0:23:33.480 and I'm complimenting her on her hair, and she was like, oh, 0:23:33.520 --> 0:23:36.280 it's a keratin, and I was like, what is a caratin? 0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:38.600 This is before I ever heard of a carotin treatment. 0:23:38.920 --> 0:23:40.040 So now anytime I. 0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:42.200 See her, like, she was like, oh, it comes from Brazil. 0:23:42.760 --> 0:23:45.480 And she was a medical student at the time. Yeah, 0:23:45.680 --> 0:23:47.439 so she's like, it comes from Brazil. She was the 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:49.840 first person to ever put me on too a caratin. 0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:52.760 So whenever I hear about a caratin or I see her, like, 0:23:52.800 --> 0:23:54.239 when I hear about a caratin, I think of her, 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:55.920 and when I see her, I think of a caratin. 0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:59.160 But it was just weird because she was like there 0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:01.280 was one of my friend friends had dated the guy, 0:24:01.600 --> 0:24:04.639 and so we were sending her a little bit of 0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:07.200 weird energy, you know what I'm saying, and a hater. 0:24:07.440 --> 0:24:09.879 We were like rob. We was like grilling her, like 0:24:09.960 --> 0:24:11.639 asking her like fifty one question. 0:24:11.760 --> 0:24:12.840 Yes, so she probably hates you. 0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:15.399 Yes, yes, So I wonder if she remembers that that's so, 0:24:15.520 --> 0:24:16.040 because I. 0:24:16.000 --> 0:24:18.480 Want her to call in at do your job, figure 0:24:18.520 --> 0:24:19.040 that out. 0:24:19.080 --> 0:24:21.080 And then I saw years later she was married to 0:24:21.320 --> 0:24:22.160 Dayton Ludacris. 0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:24.159 I was like, that's that girl. Yeah, she seemed like 0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:27.640 a sweety fie. Yeah, speaking of Carly, do your job. 0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:32.320 So February first, the reasonably Shady Shapeers, Robin and Giselle 0:24:32.400 --> 0:24:36.960 will be in Philadelphia. Get your tickets, okay. And the 0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:38.760 reason I mean, Carlie's gonna be with us, of course, 0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:40.640 and she's you know, she has a lot of work 0:24:40.640 --> 0:24:44.280 to do. But anyway, oh my god, Okay, why does 0:24:44.400 --> 0:24:45.959 Curley have a lot of work today? I don't know. 0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:47.960 I just got to, you know, make sure we're good. Yes, 0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:51.520 and Philly, we love Philly. Yes, someone did I want 0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:54.880 to read. We're going to read one of these emails. 0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:58.080 We'll go in the next episode. But they acknowledged that 0:24:58.119 --> 0:24:59.720 what I said about Philly fans is true. 0:25:00.040 --> 0:25:04.240 Okay, so but get your tickets, get very first city winery. 0:25:05.560 --> 0:25:09.760 Carly has invited Jalen Hurt Hurts. Jalen's coming. 0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:12.160 He's going to get booed. The Eagles are losing. 0:25:12.480 --> 0:25:14.760 That's fine, we'll give him love to Carly. Make sure 0:25:14.800 --> 0:25:18.679 he gets there. Send out an invitation to his people, Okay, 0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:22.440 because he is our v V V and VI P Okay, okay, 0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:23.360 so very important. 0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:28.359 No, I don't want to be accused of false advertising. 0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:30.200 No, Carol's gonna invite him. 0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:32.400 She's going to invite him. That doesn't mean he's going 0:25:32.440 --> 0:25:33.000 to be there. 0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:36.760 He may. He's probably coming. Tell him he has two tickets. 0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:39.840 He can have him plus two. He can come with 0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:42.760 his two friends. Okay, okay, his girlfriend if he wants to, 0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:45.119 he's going to get booed, or she can. He can 0:25:45.200 --> 0:25:50.040 leave her at home. Anyway. Invite anybody else in Philly. 0:25:50.040 --> 0:25:52.920 We need to invite Meek mel meet. 0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:55.680 Definitely invite me and oh the people, the people, the 0:25:55.720 --> 0:25:57.720 couple that we like. Who's the couple that we like? 0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:02.359 Don't him can that was on this shows? That was 0:26:02.400 --> 0:26:06.280 on this show. There's a couple that was on this show. 0:26:06.320 --> 0:26:06.800 Jill Scott. 0:26:07.080 --> 0:26:10.600 God damn it. Invite Jill Scott. Okay, please invite Jill Scott. 0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:15.520 February Fresh. Guess who's really gonna be there? What show 0:26:16.119 --> 0:26:18.080 they were on the show, Robin or we did their show, 0:26:18.200 --> 0:26:20.200 this show that we did their podcast show. 0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:25.000 Devail, Yes and Philly from don't. 0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:27.600 They aren't they from Philly? They're from New York By 0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:29.800 the way of Philly, New York. Jill Scott's going to 0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:32.920 be there. Okay, So Robin Dixon and Gazelle Bryant's will 0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:35.520 be in City Wine and Re February first. 0:26:35.600 --> 0:26:39.280 We can only confirm that we're going to have a 0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:40.720 good old time. 0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:43.800 So we're gonna act a plump ful. Now, you know, 0:26:43.800 --> 0:26:47.360 twenty twenty four is Virgo season the entire year, according 0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:50.919 to what everything I've read. Everything I've read, it is 0:26:51.000 --> 0:26:53.600 Virgo season. What does that mean for twenty That means 0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:57.199 it's Virgos are going to do amazing things. Okay, So 0:26:57.280 --> 0:27:01.399 if whoever else is a Virgo, if you're listening, just not, 0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:02.720 this is your year. So you better do it this 0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:07.600 year because next year wrist fruit. So get it in 0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:11.040 this year. God damn it. Okay, so you know there's 0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:15.439 a new Oh I digress for two seconds. So this 0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:19.080 morning when I was coming to your house, Yeah, I 0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:22.040 saw the little Michael Strahan story, Yes, with his daughter. 0:27:22.960 --> 0:27:25.360 Yes, So sad I saw that too, So you know. 0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:28.920 I couldn't get through the Okay, I'm all over the place. 0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:33.439 Let's rewind for one second the Cat Williams interview about 0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:38.960 booty Holes back Shae Shay has had like forty million 0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:42.880 downloads of this interview. Yes, and somebody said you need 0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:45.639 to run Cat Williams that check, and I agree. 0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:46.280 I agree. 0:27:46.280 --> 0:27:49.240 So Shannon, I don't know what you don't have to 0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:52.400 tell us, but run Cat that check because that I mean, 0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:55.840 it's like tripled anything that he's ever done in the past. 0:27:56.240 --> 0:27:57.080 So run him that check. 0:27:57.160 --> 0:28:01.240 Yeah, hopefully they compensate him, because yes, that's but I'm 0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:03.960 just I can't believe people. Actually, I can't believe he 0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:05.800 talked for three hours. 0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:08.960 Because it was holly entertaining. They were smoking, they was drinking. 0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:12.399 Shannon wanted to get up and leave about a hundred times. 0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:14.120 He said he was gonna get black balled and canceled. 0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:17.360 I mean, it was amazing. Okay, So let's get back 0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:21.160 to Michael Strahan. I could not get through the interview 0:28:21.440 --> 0:28:23.439 with him and his daughter because it was just I 0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:26.440 was about to bust out crying, right, and I think 0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:28.719 she's fine, I think is she? I don't know. 0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:32.479 So, So Michael Strahan today on Good Morning America, they 0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:35.760 revealed that his daughter, his nineteen year old daughter, has 0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:39.680 a brain tumor, brain cancer. Brain cancer. Yes, she had 0:28:39.680 --> 0:28:43.360 a four centimeter size tumor on her brain. But where 0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:47.440 has she had surgery yet? So her hair was gone gone, 0:28:47.640 --> 0:28:49.560 so I assume maybe she has her had her surgery. 0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:52.720 I didn't I didn't catch the whole interview. I did 0:28:52.720 --> 0:28:54.720 see like a little clip an announcement saying that she 0:28:54.720 --> 0:28:55.400 had brain cancer. 0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:59.360 Right, I can't watch any parts of it. Yeah, so 0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:01.880 I know that she has She's a twin mm hm. 0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:04.840 And I remember when they were born, only because you know, 0:29:04.920 --> 0:29:07.800 I have my twins yeaheah. And I've always like kind 0:29:07.800 --> 0:29:11.360 of like followed those girls because just they just seem 0:29:11.440 --> 0:29:13.960 to have like such a connection like my twins. So 0:29:14.080 --> 0:29:16.560 when I saw it, I was like, I started to 0:29:16.600 --> 0:29:18.080 watch it, and I was like, I can't do this 0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:19.840 because it's you know, I'm just gonna be crying for 0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:23.560 the rest of the day. So we're just gonna pray 0:29:23.640 --> 0:29:26.280 for everything to work out. Yes, absolutely, those are our prayers. 0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:28.680 So Michael Strahan, we praying for you, Yes, absolutely. 0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:32.480 As well as Sarah Sidner from CNN, she announced that 0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:33.440 she has breast cancer. 0:29:34.040 --> 0:29:36.320 Yeah, I didn't. I don't know who that was. 0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:38.960 She's She's like, well, you know I watched CNN. All Okay, 0:29:39.080 --> 0:29:42.360 so she has breast cancer, prays to her, and she 0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:44.960 was just very adamant, like, ladies, get your mammograms, so 0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:48.400 you know that. I definitely get my mammogram every I 0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:52.160 do like I'm supposed to. But everyone, just get your 0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:55.000 check ups, like I said, get your eidoscopies, your mammograms, yes, 0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:58.120 your whatever it is, your screenings. Please And the words 0:29:58.120 --> 0:30:03.040 of my kids, get your titties smashed. Have they been 0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:04.200 in there when you get yours? 0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:07.240 No? But they're like, oh my god, I don't want 0:30:07.240 --> 0:30:10.000 to get my titties smashed. And I'm like, okay, y'all 0:30:10.000 --> 0:30:12.680 are crazy, right, you got some time. But like I do, 0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:15.240 they even know that that's what happens. But that is 0:30:15.320 --> 0:30:17.680 really what happens, because the girls talk about it, not 0:30:17.840 --> 0:30:20.920 with me, amongst themselves. Okay, yeah, but yes it is. 0:30:21.000 --> 0:30:23.520 It is a smashing of going on. Can you imagine 0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:27.480 if men had to get their balls in the same 0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:30.760 way that we have to get our breast checked. It 0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:33.360 is a ball smashing going on. They wouldn't be able 0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:35.960 to take it. By the way, I'm only saying this 0:30:35.960 --> 0:30:37.320 because we have a man in the room right now. 0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:40.280 He's so uncomfortable he wants to run out of here 0:30:40.320 --> 0:30:42.680 so fast. Okay, anyway, moving on, I. 0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:44.960 Actually would like for them to get their ball smashed. 0:30:45.040 --> 0:30:49.480 I mean, yeah, yes, ball smash. 0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:53.240 That would like that would be like the loudest highest 0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:56.760 pitch squeal shriek you've ever heard in your life. 0:30:56.880 --> 0:31:00.520 Yes, but why don't they get their balls checked in 0:31:00.600 --> 0:31:01.200 that way? 0:31:01.400 --> 0:31:02.880 Do you guys get your balls checked? 0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:08.280 Do you get a smashed? They do not, I'm telling 0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:09.080 you right now, they do not. 0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:12.479 But you can get testicular cancer, So how do you 0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:13.920 get your bass checked right? 0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:23.840 That they should have a mammogram? Okay, moving on, listen, 0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:26.920 I want to talk about that these got during airplanes 0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:30.840 that the doors are falling apart, windows exploding. What the 0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:31.760 hell is happening? 0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:33.080 Do you think that was done on purpose? 0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:37.320 What robin no liability? Liability? 0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:40.560 Yeah, I'm like if someone trying to bring is there 0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:44.440 someone on the inside working for the terrorists and they. 0:31:44.280 --> 0:31:47.400 Were like, okay, we're going to loosen up the screws 0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:50.560 and bring a plane down. Okay, first off, you don't 0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:54.120 know what we're talking about. Alaska Airlines flight was in 0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:56.120 air and the door flew off. 0:31:58.040 --> 0:32:00.400 Now the videos from inside the plane, so cling on 0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:04.120 social media here are downright frightening. This Boeing seven thirty 0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:07.120 seven max Andine was just sixteen minutes into the ride 0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:10.520 from Oregon to California when a door plug blew off 0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:13.440 and according to the Associated Press, the gaping hole scene 0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:15.600 there on the side of the plane was opened. We're 0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:17.520 an aircraft maker if it's a plug to cover an 0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:21.160 emergency exit that the airline does not use. The FAA 0:32:21.280 --> 0:32:24.360 grounding all of the types of seven thirty seven maxinines 0:32:24.400 --> 0:32:29.000 involved until it's quote satisfied that their safe. 0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:33.040 Now I'm on that plane, I am like, oh my gosh, 0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:33.800 my life's over. 0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:35.480 Yes, and nobody got hurt. 0:32:35.920 --> 0:32:38.720 No one got hurt, not even a cell phone. You know, 0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:42.200 a cell phone flew out the window. It is fine, right, 0:32:42.440 --> 0:32:45.880 But y'all can't. I can't keep a battery like the 0:32:46.200 --> 0:32:50.120 charge charge for more than seven hours, but it falls 0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:51.840 out the sky and it's for the time. 0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:54.880 They must have been a fifteen, so you have like 0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:56.440 a ten. They must have been a fifteen. 0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:58.800 Listen, I gotta go to all thirteen and I'm happy 0:32:58.800 --> 0:33:02.160 about it. Listen that the seventeens are coming out. How 0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:04.680 do they go from aut fifteen to a seventeen. So, 0:33:04.720 --> 0:33:07.560 first of all, let's back up. I keep trying to 0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:11.560 tell y'all these flights are not right. So is this 0:33:11.680 --> 0:33:15.760 gonna cause you? Oh, now that I think about it, 0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:19.120 first class was in danger because if the front door 0:33:19.160 --> 0:33:22.880 went open flew off. Was it in the back of 0:33:22.880 --> 0:33:24.320 the plane or was in the front of the plane. 0:33:24.680 --> 0:33:26.560 I feel like where that door was was like the 0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:27.760 emergency exit row. 0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:33.040 It was, yes, it was once. First class is fine again. 0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:36.160 I keep telling y'all that middle section that's all help 0:33:36.200 --> 0:33:40.040 breaking loose back there. Okay, Now, now, they said that 0:33:40.240 --> 0:33:42.520 there's an iPhone seventeen coming out, and they said it's 0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:46.120 gonna change your life. Okay, how so they haven't said 0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:50.200 that yet. They haven't given us all that information, but 0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:54.200 they said it's gonna change your life. So what happened 0:33:54.280 --> 0:33:58.280 to the ten lap drop, thirteen, fourteen, all of them others. 0:33:58.440 --> 0:33:59.840 Why has my life not changed with. 0:33:59.840 --> 0:34:04.800 The Well, they all changed. So it's possible. It depends 0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:07.880 on what feature you use that you enjoy. 0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:10.200 Did you know I'm trying to look it up right now. Okay, 0:34:10.360 --> 0:34:14.080 the new iPhone seventeen feature is changing people's lives. Okay, 0:34:14.120 --> 0:34:15.920 let me see what the feature is is that a. 0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:20.200 Software update or an actual phone? Because how do we 0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:21.800 skip from a fifteen to a seventeen? 0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:23.680 I don't know, but they said that the seventeen, the 0:34:23.760 --> 0:34:24.800 iOS seventeen. 0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:28.400 That's software. Oh okay, good, we can download that. Oh okay, 0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:29.280 it's ser update. 0:34:29.520 --> 0:34:34.799 It's a feature oh in the photo app that identifies 0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:40.280 laundry care symbols or clothing tags aimed at helping users 0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:42.560 understand proper garment care. 0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:46.480 Okay, you need to stop read a headlines. That is 0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:51.959 a that's called clickabait. Okay, this is very sorry, it's 0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:52.440 very poor. 0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:55.000 It's gonna change our life. So we now know how 0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:57.319 how are people who wash our clothes? Because I don't 0:34:57.320 --> 0:34:59.800 watch my people who watch their clothes? You doubt it. 0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:02.280 People go to the iPhone seventeen. 0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:05.279 Yes, yes, but speaking of that, that is so do 0:35:05.320 --> 0:35:07.080 you ever look on the well since you don't wash 0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:10.480 it clothes, you don't, but other normal people will relate 0:35:10.480 --> 0:35:13.040 to this if you look inside the care tag, Yeah, 0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:16.000 you're clothes and never does. It's just a bunch of symbols. 0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:21.239 It's not washed in warm, hang dry, tumble dry, It's 0:35:21.320 --> 0:35:24.200 just symbols. Right, And you're like, okay, I'm just gonna 0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:25.719 throw it in the washing machine or wash it like 0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:30.680 I'm not. It's so so, Yes, that's helpful. Yeah, if 0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:32.719 they're gonna have some sort of app or whatever a 0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:37.560 feature that will translate those symbols, because they're very frustrating 0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:38.080 and annoying. 0:35:38.200 --> 0:35:39.600 Okay, I find them in. 0:35:39.560 --> 0:35:46.680 A lot of like Zara clothes that okay, yeah, I 0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:48.279 do want to tell you about a feature on your phone. 0:35:48.280 --> 0:35:50.520 Did you know, okay, please please. 0:35:51.120 --> 0:35:52.879 That you can measure things on your phone. 0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:55.799 Yeah, we talked about the speak that is it on 0:35:55.840 --> 0:35:58.839 the thirteen? It probably is, Okay, it's on that, it's 0:35:58.840 --> 0:36:01.200 on the app. I mean it's on the the thing 0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:02.520 with the microphone. 0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:04.800 You can just type in the word measure, like okay, 0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:06.720 Like you know, when you search your phone, just type 0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:11.120 in measure and a little measure app comes up. Oh right, yeah, 0:36:11.200 --> 0:36:12.719 and then you like pick one spot and you go 0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:14.399 to the other spot and it tells you how how 0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:15.520 big something is. 0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:16.959 Yeah, I know, I love that. 0:36:16.960 --> 0:36:17.800 That's life changing. 0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:20.480 Is it life changing? Yes? Because so I don't I 0:36:20.480 --> 0:36:22.600 don't know if that's life changing it is. How often 0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:24.280 do you need to walk down street and measure something? 0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:26.360 I mean sometimes when I my house, I might like 0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:28.000 be wanting to get a new piece of furniture or 0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:29.959 something I don't know, and I'm like, oh my god, 0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:31.719 I gotta get the tape measure. It's all the way 0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:37.400 in the garage. That has happened, yes, many times, and 0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:39.680 I have don't go into my garage, into the bin, 0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:42.799 the plastic bin, right, come in the house measure it 0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:46.000 put the tape measure back, right, so they they make 0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:47.560 stuff coming in for lazy people. 0:36:47.920 --> 0:36:51.280 Yeah, and if and back to the debate about measuring penises, 0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:57.000 it's easiest right there, boom, no excuse, measure that thing, 0:36:57.280 --> 0:37:02.520 no excuse listen. Yes, good. So you're saying that you're 0:37:02.640 --> 0:37:05.560 a ten inch, but you're really six and a half. Proven, Yeah, 0:37:05.640 --> 0:37:18.520 prove then on my phone out. So starting April tenth, 0:37:19.160 --> 0:37:22.600 April tenth, because this is this all ties into booty 0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:27.719 holes and measuring penises, okay. Starting April tenth, twenty twenty four, 0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:31.920 Brazil will implement a new requirement for travelers from the 0:37:32.000 --> 0:37:37.200 United States, Canada and Australia, mandating them to show a 0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:40.240 bank statement with the balance of at least two thousand 0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:45.000 dollars in their account. This requirement is part of the 0:37:45.080 --> 0:37:48.879 new eVisa application process. It includes the most recent thirty 0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:52.040 days of transactions. Okay, then want to make sure you 0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:54.600 ain't broke when you get there. For whatever reason, I 0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:57.000 don't know why, but this is gonna stop all the 0:37:57.000 --> 0:38:00.560 bachelor parties. Okay, there will be no more holes of 0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:02.680 penises in Brazil. 0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:03.680 Ain't nobody going? 0:38:04.120 --> 0:38:06.240 No one's going, okay. 0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:11.160 Because they don't have two thousand dollars a pretty much 0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:15.560 BACHELI Okay, So to get into Brazil, Yeah, you got 0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:17.960 to show that. You got to because they want to 0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:18.919 make sure you can get out. 0:38:19.040 --> 0:38:21.040 Well, they want to make sure you can pay the bill. 0:38:21.280 --> 0:38:24.759 You know, the bill from the hotel. You're a liquor bill, 0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:27.279 You're a strip of bill. They want to make sure 0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:28.200 everybody gets paid. 0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:30.120 That is wild? Is that true? 0:38:31.320 --> 0:38:34.359 This is a reliable source I have on my phone here, okay, 0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:37.400 And this is a reliable article. 0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:40.600 That that feels a little invasive of your privacy. 0:38:40.680 --> 0:38:44.680 What because I appreciate that, and it should be reciprocated. 0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:47.560 We don't want nobody coming over here broke, do we 0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:53.920 That happens a lot, It happens. Listen, I would want 0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:57.600 to know. Listen, this helps out all kinds of events. 0:38:58.040 --> 0:39:01.640 Think about freaking it back in the day, think about 0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:03.600 like Memorial Day in Miami. 0:39:04.120 --> 0:39:07.840 But how we can't discriminate against people that don't have money. 0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:10.400 No, we got to be able to travel, and you 0:39:10.440 --> 0:39:14.600 should be able to travel enjoy things. Okay, listen, but okay, okay, 0:39:14.719 --> 0:39:17.840 I'm just saying they gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna separate 0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:18.920 people one way or the other. 0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:21.040 Well, I'm gonna tell you something. The United States will 0:39:21.239 --> 0:39:24.080 never be able to pass that. Why they just won't 0:39:24.880 --> 0:39:28.160 because because no one will, like, they won't get enough 0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:29.120 support to pass that. 0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:32.080 Oh no, that's not happening. That's not happening. Now, speaking 0:39:32.120 --> 0:39:34.759 of there's this represented from Florida's a woman. I can't 0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:37.640 remember her name. Maybe Carly can look her up because 0:39:37.640 --> 0:39:42.560 we pay Carly the big bucks. She went the hell 0:39:42.600 --> 0:39:44.040 off the other day. And we don't really get into 0:39:44.040 --> 0:39:47.279 political conversations and we're not gonna have one now. But 0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:51.359 you just need to pull up her rant because it 0:39:51.400 --> 0:39:53.719 wasn't a ran. It was just like her retort on 0:39:53.760 --> 0:40:00.360 what on they were discussing January sixth, What the things 0:40:00.360 --> 0:40:04.799 she was saying? Babe? Okay, Carlo, Yeah, what's the name. 0:40:05.360 --> 0:40:05.920 Did I miss that? 0:40:06.080 --> 0:40:12.759 Joscelyn somebody? Maybe I can't remember her name? What's her name? No, 0:40:12.800 --> 0:40:15.040 that's not her. That that she that's that. It's not 0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:17.960 her anyway, Okay, So we'll find it. We'll find it. 0:40:18.080 --> 0:40:20.680 We'll let y'all know. I need to talk about Martell. 0:40:20.800 --> 0:40:21.640 Do you know who that is? 0:40:22.120 --> 0:40:26.000 That's the guy from Loving Marriage Huntsville. Yes, that was 0:40:26.080 --> 0:40:30.680 dating Chara right briefly, right briefly okay, and now has 0:40:30.680 --> 0:40:33.640 been arrested for domestic domestic violence. Right, but do we 0:40:33.680 --> 0:40:34.480 know details on that? 0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:38.560 M Let me see what I have in my in 0:40:38.680 --> 0:40:40.520 my trustee, let's see here. 0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:42.960 Do you have any insight? Until? 0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:46.880 No, he was the He is in police custody in 0:40:47.000 --> 0:40:52.960 Alabama where he's been arrested for misdemeanor domestic violence charge 0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:54.479 domestic violence charge? 0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:56.480 And is that related to his ex wife or related 0:40:56.480 --> 0:40:58.680 to like maybe a girlfriend that he's still dating. I 0:40:58.680 --> 0:40:59.040 don't know. 0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:01.759 It's not your ray, we know we know that, right, okay, 0:41:01.760 --> 0:41:03.799 because that would not end well with Charak. So I 0:41:03.880 --> 0:41:06.160 just want to say, because I love Shara, maybe I'm 0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:07.080 happy that that's over. 0:41:07.239 --> 0:41:09.359 Yeah, Yeah, I feel like you dodged a bullet. I'm 0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:10.120 sure she's happy too. 0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:13.640 Yes, And I could just hear his ex wife. What's 0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:14.439 his ex wife's name? 0:41:14.640 --> 0:41:15.560 Melody her voice. 0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:18.160 I can just hear her right now saying mart Hell Martall, 0:41:18.840 --> 0:41:22.120 Martal Martale, what kind of trouble have you got, yoursefing? 0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:24.800 You know we got four kids, Martale. Oh my gosh, 0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:26.920 we're gonna take care of the kids, Martale. I can 0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:28.719 just hear it right now. Oh, we're saying that. So 0:41:28.719 --> 0:41:30.200 I'm a need for that man to get out of jail. 0:41:30.200 --> 0:41:31.640 You know, we know some people that know some people 0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:33.480 down there, so we could we could do in Alabama, 0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:35.720 we could dig up some info. 0:41:35.920 --> 0:41:38.399 We can't listen. I just want y'all to know something. 0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.840 I can dig up info on anybody, not to okay 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:45.480 right now, Robin. On the other hand, she is the FBI, 0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:49.440 and she I don't want your dirty info either. You 0:41:50.000 --> 0:41:50.920 don't want my info? 0:41:51.040 --> 0:41:52.239 No any what, let's say it. 0:41:52.239 --> 0:41:53.839 I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't 0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:56.880 want you don't want you don't want to detail. Okay, 0:41:56.920 --> 0:41:59.360 we have a couple other things to discuss here, Robin Dixon. 0:41:59.480 --> 0:42:03.319 What oh, let's talk. Let's get into now. We're gonna 0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:06.680 definitely get into this on the Patreon. Okay, but let's 0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:09.239 get into right now, the Salt Lake City of it all. 0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:13.520 Oh yes, okay, okay, because the world was extremely intrigued 0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:20.000 and wanted to give Heather Gay an Oscar for Emmy Emmy. 0:42:20.040 --> 0:42:22.160 That's TV Oscar's Movies. 0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:26.319 An Emmy for the season finale right of the Royal 0:42:26.400 --> 0:42:28.480 Housewives of Salt Lake City, which, by the way, I 0:42:28.520 --> 0:42:31.200 watched in its entire entirety. I've had a whole lot 0:42:31.200 --> 0:42:32.680 of time on my hands. But before I get to that, 0:42:32.719 --> 0:42:35.520 I just want to tell everybody to watch the documentary. 0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:38.600 I think it's on I think it's on Netflix. It's 0:42:38.640 --> 0:42:41.000 called Silver Dollar Road. Have we talked about this? Now? 0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:41.600 What's that about. 0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:44.560 I don't really want to get into it because it's upsetting, 0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:46.960 but you need to watch it. If you're a black 0:42:47.000 --> 0:42:50.200 person in America, you need to watch it. Basically, they 0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:55.920 stole these this family's house. They had like sixty five 0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:59.920 acres in North Carolina. It's beachfront property, and the fan 0:43:00.719 --> 0:43:05.160 was had it for since the eighteen hundreds, and somehow 0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:08.560 they were swindled out of maybe like thirteen acres of it. 0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:13.200 So the guys who had been living there their whole life, 0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:18.120 were still living in their homes and they got charged 0:43:18.239 --> 0:43:21.960 with trespassing. What and they kept them in jail for 0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:22.520 eight years? 0:43:22.600 --> 0:43:23.880 Oh my gosh. 0:43:23.880 --> 0:43:25.799 It's an absurdity, isn't that. 0:43:25.840 --> 0:43:30.239 What is it called imminent domain when they do some 0:43:30.320 --> 0:43:32.240 type of like redevelopment. 0:43:31.840 --> 0:43:37.080 And well they wanted for redevelopment, but so one of 0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:40.200 the family members died without a will, and so that's 0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:42.440 how it kind of got thrown into the court system 0:43:42.440 --> 0:43:45.800 a little bit. But anyway, long story short, trespassing is 0:43:45.800 --> 0:43:48.840 actually a misdemeanor. They were in jail for eight years 0:43:49.360 --> 0:43:51.480 for trespassing in their own home, in their own home, 0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:54.520 and nobody could get them out. It was a bad situation. Anyway, 0:43:55.960 --> 0:43:58.239 I'm going to give Oprah Winfrey this charge to help. 0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:01.360 There's still in jail, not out. 0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:05.640 But they need they need to solidify for the family 0:44:06.120 --> 0:44:08.440 their land. Yeah right, yeah, because you know what they 0:44:08.440 --> 0:44:10.760 will do is raise taxes, so they can't pay the taxes. 0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:13.600 So that's how you lose your house. Yeah. So I 0:44:13.640 --> 0:44:15.719 don't know, I just want they some Oprah help. 0:44:15.760 --> 0:44:18.200 Did the government pay, like offer to pay. 0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:18.840 Them the government? 0:44:19.440 --> 0:44:21.799 Whoever? No, No, Okay. 0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:24.560 No, they wanted them out because they want to redevelop. 0:44:24.200 --> 0:44:26.440 But they're supposed to. So imminent domain refers to the 0:44:26.480 --> 0:44:29.440 power of the government to take private property and convert 0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:32.600 it into public use. Yeah. The Fifth Amendment provides that 0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:35.680 the government may only exercise this power if they provide 0:44:36.080 --> 0:44:40.239 just compensation to the property owners. So they had to 0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:44.080 have offered them something, and it probably was pennies. It 0:44:44.120 --> 0:44:47.640 probably was not not really equitable, you know, according to 0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:49.200 the property and stuff in the land. 0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:52.160 It's I mean, it's absurd. 0:44:52.360 --> 0:44:56.040 Yeah. Yeah, So and it's sad. It's it's crazy that 0:44:56.320 --> 0:44:59.080 the government and entities have the power to do that. 0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:03.480 Yeah, And it's crazy that they can they can jerry 0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:09.760 manager mander a proper piece of property to raise taxes 0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:11.319 in that little area. 0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:13.520 So you can't pay it, right, so they can kick 0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:13.799 you out. 0:45:13.920 --> 0:45:15.760 Yeah, and then this this is the this is the kicker. 0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:17.719 And then we're gonna move on because I don't want 0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:21.480 to press y'all. They were fishermen, so they would do 0:45:21.520 --> 0:45:22.600 a lot of shrimping and all that. 0:45:22.680 --> 0:45:22.879 Yeah. 0:45:22.960 --> 0:45:25.640 So there's a particular part of the water, the body 0:45:25.680 --> 0:45:28.560 of water that is known for like the shrimp because 0:45:28.560 --> 0:45:31.960 of the size of the of the water, the shrimping 0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:34.919 and the crabbing and all that. They said, oh, y'all 0:45:35.000 --> 0:45:38.920 can't fish and shrimp in this area anymore. By the 0:45:38.960 --> 0:45:43.520 State Senate. The state said little fishermen who have little businesses. 0:45:43.760 --> 0:45:47.120 So all the small businesses this, we're saving this area 0:45:47.200 --> 0:45:51.480 for the big businesses. Yeah. So it's like you're you're 0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:53.960 trying to take their livelihood and the house. 0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:56.000 And y'all think this is okay, trying to keep them down. 0:45:56.120 --> 0:45:59.880 Silver Dollar Road, y'all, y'all watch it and then y'all 0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:01.439 call Oprah and tell her to help. 0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:04.160 Okay, that's suppressing. Do we have something we can like 0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:05.279 a lighter note? Yes? 0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:11.839 Can we end up on okay? Marjorie Taylor Green? No, No, 0:46:11.960 --> 0:46:13.600 that's Marjorie Taylor Green. 0:46:13.560 --> 0:46:14.440 Is the ops. 0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:21.720 Okay, So Carli's fired. So anyway, moving on January. 0:46:21.360 --> 0:46:24.200 Sixth, Rand So I'm gonna look it up because that 0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:27.120 brought it up to praise the person she's praising, Mars 0:46:27.200 --> 0:46:27.799 retailer Green. 0:46:27.920 --> 0:46:31.200 Never in a million years, okay, Ops, So jets, there's 0:46:31.320 --> 0:46:34.080 gonna be a jet that they're creating. Yeah, that's gonna 0:46:34.080 --> 0:46:37.600 go from New York to London. Guess how fast two 0:46:37.600 --> 0:46:41.600 hours New York to London? You say two hours? Carly, 0:46:41.640 --> 0:46:43.839 what do you say New York to London now? Which 0:46:43.920 --> 0:46:46.600 is a normally seven hour flight? Yeah, New York to 0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:49.799 London is a jet that's coming out in twenty twenty four. 0:46:50.480 --> 0:46:54.600 You said, what hour and a half. I'm not getting 0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:59.840 on that ninety minutes? Kind of make a ninety minute 0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:04.160 and Union is going to disintegrate into the can you imagine? 0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:07.520 So they're testing it now on who oh who? 0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:07.920 Not me? 0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:12.400 Nope, you have to test it on a million people 0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:16.360 before I get on a Nike minute flight. 0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:19.840 That's like the train that they're supposed to be be 0:47:19.960 --> 0:47:22.440 building that goes like from from like DC to New 0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:25.280 York And like, I don't know, thirty minutes, okay, Like no. 0:47:25.320 --> 0:47:27.720 Do you know how fast the Asella goes? 0:47:28.080 --> 0:47:28.920 How fast does it go? 0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:32.799 Okay? So so crazy that you asked Robin, I'm on 0:47:32.840 --> 0:47:38.080 the train last week and next to me is this dude, 0:47:38.560 --> 0:47:41.640 so he loved you know, do you ever look at 0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:44.399 the people's what they're working on sometimes when they're working 0:47:44.440 --> 0:47:46.879 on stuff next to you? I do it every time, Yeah, 0:47:47.080 --> 0:47:49.040 because I want to get involved in what you're working on. 0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:54.399 So I see Amtrak in his emails and I'm like, well, 0:47:54.440 --> 0:47:58.160 that's boring. So then towards the end of the of 0:47:58.200 --> 0:48:00.239 the train, I can tell he wanted to talk. So 0:48:00.280 --> 0:48:04.000 we talking, and he works for Amtrack okay, and he does. 0:48:04.200 --> 0:48:07.120 He's responsible for like the new construction that's happening to 0:48:07.200 --> 0:48:08.680 make Amtrak better. 0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:10.600 Okay, Okay, is. 0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:13.239 That right now? We're going one hundred and sixty miles 0:48:13.280 --> 0:48:16.640 an hour? Wow? From when they can go fast? Yeah, 0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:19.440 because there's portions that you have and stop. Yeah, like 0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:22.640 when they have shorter stops in between. It is one 0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:25.080 hundred and sixty You know how your ears be popping? Yeah, 0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:28.759 that's why one hundred and sixty wow. Okay for them 0:48:28.800 --> 0:48:30.440 to make it fast. So I said, ain't you all 0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:34.520 making one for twenty minutes? He said, from DC to Baltimore? Oh, 0:48:34.560 --> 0:48:38.760 in twenty minutes. Okay, Like so there will be no stops, Sokay, 0:48:39.320 --> 0:48:42.759 Union Station to D to Baltimore, Penn Station will be 0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:43.239 twenty minutes. 0:48:43.280 --> 0:48:44.080 Twenty minutes wow. 0:48:44.200 --> 0:48:52.520 Yeah. So okay, who's gonna test that? What not? I 0:48:53.440 --> 0:48:54.840 not me? Because your ears. 0:48:54.640 --> 0:48:58.359 Might pop, right, I mean, I'm not even worried about 0:48:58.360 --> 0:49:03.240 my ears popping. I'm worried about something a boat coming 0:49:03.320 --> 0:49:05.440 loose on a door and pop it open like that. 0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:09.600 Yeah, like the Alaska flight. Yeah, well I'm here for 0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:12.719 so I thanked him, remember because he put they put 0:49:12.760 --> 0:49:16.680 the Remember the trains that they had taken off during COVID, 0:49:17.239 --> 0:49:18.239 the nighttime trains. 0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:19.040 Yes, they had more. 0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:21.400 They have schedules picked up. The schedules picked up. They 0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:24.359 have more nighttime trains. They do so that we can 0:49:24.400 --> 0:49:26.480 go to New York and party like rock stars and 0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:27.960 then just get on the train and come home. Yes, 0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:29.759 because that's what I used to do exactly. That's what 0:49:29.800 --> 0:49:33.839 I'm going to be doing again. There you So he said, yeah, 0:49:33.840 --> 0:49:36.040 we should be able to get from DC to New 0:49:36.120 --> 0:49:40.279 York soon. I don't know in how long. 0:49:40.400 --> 0:49:42.680 I mean forty minutes we already get there, and two 0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:45.160 the acceligates is there in two hours and twenty minutes? 0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:48.120 There were oh well DC, Yeah, there were like two 0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:48.840 hours twenty minutes. 0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:50.759 Yeah, it's make it to make it. But I'm not 0:49:50.760 --> 0:49:51.920 going to be the first or second. 0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:55.479 Oh no, no, no, no, yeah no, but I'm excited about that. Yeah, 0:49:55.600 --> 0:49:57.880 by the way, and we can go after this. Yeah, 0:49:58.040 --> 0:50:02.240 did you think by twenty four when you were younger 0:50:03.120 --> 0:50:06.400 that we would have flying cars. 0:50:05.719 --> 0:50:13.399 Like the Jetsons? No, I did, do we No? 0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:17.640 But I'm just saying when I was little, do we no? 0:50:18.040 --> 0:50:20.480 But I'm saying, when I was little, I envisioned myself 0:50:20.520 --> 0:50:22.040 as an adult with a flying car. 0:50:22.480 --> 0:50:26.880 Really, yes, you never did. No, I knew that The 0:50:26.960 --> 0:50:28.720 Jetsons was a cartoon. 0:50:28.920 --> 0:50:32.879 But I mean I don't know. I'm just saying that's 0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:36.000 that's I am visioned flying cars. Okay, so it's coming. No, 0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:38.680 I don't think so well, I don't think so. I'm 0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:40.520 just saying I just hope either just think when I 0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:42.839 was little, it's just like being an adult would seem 0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:45.120 so far away. Yeah, that I was like, oh yeah, 0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:47.160 when I'm an adult, we're gonna have flying cars, right, 0:50:47.200 --> 0:50:48.319 and we don't have flying cars? 0:50:48.360 --> 0:50:51.040 We're going to your kids are gonna drive flying cars? 0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:51.680 I don't think. 0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:53.839 So how do you regulate that? 0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:57.239 Will we have drums? Did you ever think that you 0:50:57.280 --> 0:50:59.480 could be you know, they could deliver some aspirin and 0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:03.600 from a drum. Wait a minute, did you see there's 0:51:03.640 --> 0:51:07.560 a movie. I'm sorry, y'all, there's a movie and the 0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:10.000 guy was getting it wasn't a movie I know I 0:51:10.080 --> 0:51:12.040 was watching. I'm embarrassed to tell you what I was watching. 0:51:12.320 --> 0:51:13.640 But Love and Hip Pop, y'all. 0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:17.880 No, but I just saw a new episode last night. Listen, 0:51:18.040 --> 0:51:20.160 Scrappy wants to get back with Erica Dixon. That's a 0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:24.120 whole other story. Moving on. They're dropping off stuff at 0:51:24.120 --> 0:51:29.080 the jail with drunes. They're bringing drugs into the jail, contraband. Really, 0:51:29.560 --> 0:51:33.120 how are they not catching that? It's hard to catch. No, 0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:33.480 it's not. 0:51:33.680 --> 0:51:36.000 Because I was at a football game, a high school 0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:38.800 football game, and the man the announcer came on the 0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:43.400 announcement thing so many times like whoever's operating the drone? 0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:45.839 Can you please move it? Can you please back it up? 0:51:45.880 --> 0:51:50.560 And they were not continuing play until that drone was gone. 0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:54.400 So how are they letting drawn rop off contraband into 0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:55.040 a jail. 0:51:54.880 --> 0:51:57.360 And the middle of the night. If you have a window, 0:51:57.600 --> 0:51:59.480 they had found out a way to pop out that 0:51:59.520 --> 0:52:02.360 window and that drone will go straight to your window 0:52:02.480 --> 0:52:05.520 and you grab your stuff, You grab your stuff and 0:52:05.560 --> 0:52:11.319 you put the window back up. You're good. Listen, cost 0:52:11.760 --> 0:52:14.040 you want to taco bell from the drone? I'm telling you. 0:52:14.040 --> 0:52:15.759 Into the jail, we got to get out of here. 0:52:16.200 --> 0:52:18.000 We love y'all so much. Don't ever forget to live 0:52:18.000 --> 0:52:20.560 your life. 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