Speaker 1: You're listening to comedy centralow.
Speaker 2: Last year's election brought a lot of new faces to Washington,
Speaker 2: d C. But just like that kid at sleepaway camp
Speaker 2: who keeps wetching the bed, one of them may be
Speaker 2: going home early tonight.
Speaker 3: Growing outrage at newly elected Representative Marjorie Taylor Green, the
Speaker 3: noted conspiracy theorist and ardent Trump's supporter from Georgia, is
Speaker 3: facing calls to resign in a long shot bid to
Speaker 3: expel her from Congress after a review of her social
Speaker 3: media found in twenty eighteen and nineteen she repeatedly indicated
Speaker 3: support for executing prominent Democrats, including Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and.
Speaker 4: A widely shared video from twenty nineteen Green declaring Pelosi
Speaker 4: a trader and prime.
Speaker 5: She should be executed.
Speaker 4: It's a crime punishable by death.
Speaker 6: Is what treason hangs did.
Speaker 4: Nancy Palsey is guilty of treason.
Speaker 7: She's called for the hanging of Barack Obama, She's called
Speaker 7: for the hanging of Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 4: Right now, they're trying to expel me from Congress. Yep,
Speaker 4: they don't like they don't like a lot of the
Speaker 4: things I say and do. There you know, it's a
Speaker 4: witch hunt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't like the things you said because you
Speaker 2: called for their execution. They're not looking for a witch hunt,
Speaker 2: They're looking to stay alive. I mean, people, what kind
Speaker 2: of psychopath calls for the execution of America's leaders on Facebook?
Speaker 2: I mean, at least if you did it on Snapchat,
Speaker 2: it would be harder to find. Also, the puppy nose
Speaker 2: makes you seem less crazy. And here's why I take
Speaker 2: this assassination talk seriously from Marjorie Taylor Green. She's got
Speaker 2: three names. Assassins always have three names. Lee Harvey Oswald,
Speaker 2: John Wilkes Booth, Neil Patrick Harris, that guy kills at
Speaker 2: every award show. So who is this person that might
Speaker 2: get expelled from Congress often less than a month. Well,
Speaker 2: let's get to know her in our brand new segment
Speaker 2: Fringe Watching, Meet Marjorie Taylor Green. In Congress, she represents
Speaker 2: Georgia's fourteenth district, right outside Atlanta, and in life, she
Speaker 2: represents some views right outside of reality.
Speaker 5: Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 3: She won her house race for a district in northwest Georgia.
Speaker 8: She has in the past promoted that Q and on
Speaker 8: conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4: Q is a patriot. We know that for sure, but
Speaker 4: we do not know who Q is. People believe that
Speaker 4: Q is someone very close to President Trump. According to him,
Speaker 4: many in our government are actively worshiping Satan or they
Speaker 4: call Moloch. I mean, is it going to be true
Speaker 4: that the child pedophilia and the elites in the Washington DC,
Speaker 4: is that what we're really going to see come out?
Speaker 4: Is it going to be Satanic worship?
Speaker 2: Q was in the House of Representatives now, Marjorie Taylor
Speaker 2: Green is hardly the first member of Congress to hold
Speaker 2: some out their beliefs. I mean, Ted Cruz believes that
Speaker 2: Beard is working for him. QAnon is not just extreme,
Speaker 2: its delusional.
Speaker 5: People.
Speaker 2: How are you going to be in the government and
Speaker 2: believe that the government is full of Satan worshiping sex predators.
Speaker 2: I mean, it must be exhausting to be walking around
Speaker 2: the halls of Congress just constantly opening doors like.
Speaker 9: Aha, No, just a supply closet, gotcha, No, just a
Speaker 9: copy room?
Speaker 5: Fair?
Speaker 9: No, that's my office, man, I'm so lost.
Speaker 5: And it's not just QAnon.
Speaker 2: In fact, it seems like Green has a conspiracy theory
Speaker 2: for every letter of the alphabet.
Speaker 10: The Trump backing Republican embraces completely false q Andon conspiracy theories,
Speaker 10: and in a newly uncovered video from twenty eighteen, claimed
Speaker 10: former President Obama is Muslim. The Clintons had JFK Junior killed,
Speaker 10: and even questioned whether a plane crashed into the Pentagon
Speaker 10: on nine to eleven.
Speaker 4: It's odd, there's never any evidence shown for a plane
Speaker 4: in the Pentagon.
Speaker 11: Facebook posts have surfaced in which Green called the deadly
Speaker 11: Parkland High School shooting fake, along with video showing her
Speaker 11: harassing Parkland shooting survivor David Hogges.
Speaker 4: Why are you supporting red flag gun laws that attack
Speaker 4: our Second Amendment?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: How do you get avid gun owners and people that
Speaker 4: support the Second Amendment to give up their guns and
Speaker 4: go along with anti gun legislation?
Speaker 5: How do you do that?
Speaker 4: Maybe you accomplish that by performing a mass shooting into
Speaker 4: a crowd that is very likely to be conservative. Is
Speaker 4: that what happened in Las Vegas?
Speaker 6: Have you seen the picture of Ruth Bader Gengrive walking
Speaker 6: through the airport?
Speaker 12: Yeah, like the body double for Hillary Clinton. So it's interesting.
Speaker 9: So I do not believe that was Ruth?
Speaker 11: No, I don't think so?
Speaker 5: Do Wow? Okay?
Speaker 2: So RBG has a body double. Hilary Kinton has a
Speaker 2: body double. This one makes it sound like everyone has
Speaker 2: their own body double.
Speaker 5: It's such a silly thing to believe. Yo, the weekend,
Speaker 5: they're on to us get out of their man right.
Speaker 2: But the big question is how did Osama bin Karen
Speaker 2: get elected to Congress in the first place. Well, it
Speaker 2: turns out she was lucky to be one of nine
Speaker 2: Republicans running for the seat, so everyone's attention was spread
Speaker 2: around instead of.
Speaker 5: Focused all on her.
Speaker 2: Kind of like how there are so many different kinds
Speaker 2: of orio now that you hardly even noticed that one
Speaker 2: of the flavors is human flesh. And while some of
Speaker 2: the QAnon stuff did come out, mostly what voters knew
Speaker 2: about her was that she was a hardcore Trump supporter,
Speaker 2: and yeah, she sometimes sounded like a crazy person.
Speaker 5: But only in a comforting, familiar way.
Speaker 12: She's a former CrossFit gym owner who has had a
Speaker 12: few roles at her father's construction company, but really has
Speaker 12: no political background at all.
Speaker 4: America is the greatest country in the world. We need
Speaker 4: conservatives in Washington that will keep it that way. I mean,
Speaker 4: the Democrat Party is no longer an American party. They
Speaker 4: are now the party of socialism. They want to rip
Speaker 4: our borders wide open. They want to kill babies up
Speaker 4: until birth and maybe even afterwards. I have a message
Speaker 4: for Antifa terrorists. Stay the hell out of Northwest Georgia.
Speaker 2: Goddamn, I know which house I'm skipping on Halloween.
Speaker 5: And by the way, everyone's freaking out about Green's.
Speaker 2: QAnon beliefs, but if you ask me, the scarier culture
Speaker 2: she's involved in is crossfits. I mean, that's just just
Speaker 2: scientology with jumping jacks. But yes, aside from the cult stuff,
Speaker 2: a lot of Green's beliefs are pretty typical for today's Republicans.
Speaker 2: But she also has a little extra something that makes
Speaker 2: the far right love her even more.
Speaker 5: It's racism.
Speaker 4: Marjorie Taylor Green also has a track record of incendiary
Speaker 4: and racist rhetoric. There is an Islamic invasion into our
Speaker 4: government offices right now. If you want Islam and Sharia law,
Speaker 4: you stay over there in the Middle East. You stay there,
Speaker 4: and you're going to meet and do all your thing.
Speaker 4: And you know what, you can have a whole bunch
Speaker 4: of wives or goats or sheep or whatever you want.
Speaker 4: But that doesn't make me a racist because I just
Speaker 4: I guess I say leave the statue up there. The
Speaker 4: most mistreated group of people in the United States today
Speaker 4: are white males.
Speaker 8: What a now deleted Facebook post green question whether California's
Speaker 8: deadly campfire in twenty eighteen was started by lasers beamed
Speaker 8: down from outer space laser, she says, somehow connected to
Speaker 8: the Rothschilds, the Jewish European banking family, the target of
Speaker 8: some of the oldest, laziest, most dangerous anti Semitic tropes
Speaker 8: on the books Jewish space lasers, Hold on, Hold on,
Speaker 8: hold on Jewish space lasers.
Speaker 2: What is this lady just playing conspiracy sluck machine and
Speaker 2: going with whatever comes up? Because here's my question, if
Speaker 2: you were secretly starting a forest fire, why would you
Speaker 2: use a space laser when you could just use I
Speaker 2: don't know, matches. It's such a of a Jewish space laser.
Speaker 2: It's like using the Death Star to make snores.
Speaker 5: Yes, make sure they're toasty.
Speaker 2: And honestly, guys, if you're antisemitic, this is a weird
Speaker 2: way to try and get people on your side. Because
Speaker 2: when I hear someone saying Jews have a space laser,
Speaker 2: I'm like, awesome, Can I join I will say, though,
Speaker 2: it is impressive that Green has some wild racist theory
Speaker 2: for every group.
Speaker 5: I mean, no wonder she got elected because she's like,
Speaker 5: I want to be a congresswoman for everyone.
Speaker 9: Whether you hate Jews, Blacks, Muslims, or filthy Canadians.
Speaker 5: I'm on your side.
Speaker 2: So that's who Marjorie Taylor Green was before she started
Speaker 2: threatening to kill Democrats, and her calls for violence are
Speaker 2: nothing new. While some Republicans only came around to supporting
Speaker 2: an insurrection after Donald Trump lost the election, Green was
Speaker 2: rallying the troops even before November twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: If this generation doesn't stand up and defend freedom, it's gone.
Speaker 4: And once it's gone, freedom doesn't come back by itself.
Speaker 4: The only way you get your freedoms back is it's
Speaker 4: earned with the price of blood. When we rise up,
Speaker 4: we can end all of this. We can end it.
Speaker 4: We can do it peacefully.
Speaker 5: We can.
Speaker 4: I hope it doesn't have to We don't have to
Speaker 4: do it the other way. I hope not, but we
Speaker 4: should feel like we will if we have to.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, guys, I'm sorry, but calls for a violent
Speaker 2: revolution just don't have the same weight when you're streaming
Speaker 2: it from your hotel room.
Speaker 5: It's time for the people to rise up and take
Speaker 5: back their freedoms.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Can I get another towel please, because I'm
Speaker 2: going to the pool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you so much. Let's spill some blood. No,
Speaker 5: the cabana will be fine, thank you.
Speaker 2: So Now that all these death threats and conspiracy theories
Speaker 2: have come to light, Congress is trying to figure out
Speaker 2: how to deal with Green. Do you censure her? Do
Speaker 2: you expel her? You use a secret Jewish space laser
Speaker 2: to distract her.
Speaker 5: Like a cat? I mean, one thing's for sure.
Speaker 2: While Congress tries to decide what to do with her,
Speaker 2: she's out there getting stuff done herself.
Speaker 12: Georgia Congressman Marjorie Taylor Green calling on President Biden to
Speaker 12: be impeached.
Speaker 4: This fouled articles of impeachment on President Joe Biden. We'll
Speaker 4: see how this goes.
Speaker 5: What a letdown.
Speaker 2: Marjorie Taylor Green came to Washington calling for executions, and
Speaker 2: a few weeks later she's already settling for impeachment. Man,
Speaker 2: I guess Congress will turn anyone into a moderate. But
Speaker 2: you know what, I have a conspiracy theory of my own.
Speaker 2: I think Marjorie Taylor Green is secretly a Democrat, you know,
Speaker 2: think about it. She's making Republicans look unhinged. She's from Georgia,
Speaker 2: which we all know is a blue state, and she's
Speaker 2: a member of Congress, which she herself believes is a satanic,
Speaker 2: demonic cult. Now, if I'm correct and Marjorie Taylor Green
Speaker 2: is Democrats, well that's great news for everyone because that
Speaker 2: would be the only way that Republicans would actually want
Speaker 2: to hold her accountable for anything she's done. Marjorie Taylor Green,
Speaker 2: Georgia congresswoman and your crazy aunt's even crazier friend. Since
Speaker 2: her shocking rise from QAnon forums to the House of Representatives,
Speaker 2: Green has become notorious for her willingness to say absolutely
Speaker 2: anything with zero shame with its conspiracies about nine to
Speaker 2: eleven or the existence of Jewish space lasers, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I mean, everyone knows that the Jewish space laser was
Speaker 2: taken out by the Buddhist submarine missiles years ago. But
Speaker 2: now MTG is admitting that some of her recent comments
Speaker 2: might have gone too far.
Speaker 13: Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green is apologizing for comparing COVID
Speaker 13: restrictions to the horrors of the Holocaust. She previously compared
Speaker 13: mask mandates to the Nazis forcing used to where yellow
Speaker 13: stars or apology came after visiting the Holocaust Museum, I.
Speaker 4: Have made a mistake and it's really bothered me for
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks now, and so I definitely want
Speaker 4: to own it. The horrors of the Holocaust are something
Speaker 4: that some people don't even believe happened, and some people deny,
Speaker 4: but there is no comparison to the Holocaust. And there
Speaker 4: are words that I have said, remarks that I've made
Speaker 4: that I know are offensive, and for that I want
Speaker 4: to apologize. Going to the Holocaust Museum was just a
Speaker 4: good reflection and it was good to look and see
Speaker 4: things there. And one of the things I was reminded
Speaker 4: of is how terrible their policies were.
Speaker 5: You know, guys, America isn't serious, man.
Speaker 2: This woman writes the laws, the laws that govern the
Speaker 2: lan and she's out here.
Speaker 5: Like, yo, you guys heard about this Holocaust. Shit's wild?
Speaker 2: I mean, for real, though, are we going to get
Speaker 2: a pre conference every time Marjorie Taylor Green learns about
Speaker 2: something Because she doesn't know about a lot of things.
Speaker 9: It has come to my attention that putting metal in
Speaker 9: a microwave makes the microwave go boom boom. I think
Speaker 9: it's important to acknowledge that, but I will say, in
Speaker 9: some ways I feel bad for this lady man. Learning
Speaker 9: things is tough, you know, because it forces you to
Speaker 9: take back all the ignorant shit that you've said in
Speaker 9: the past.
Speaker 2: It's why the only museum I go to is Madame
Speaker 2: Tussad's Madame Tussarves.
Speaker 5: Come Stupid, Leave Stupid.
Speaker 2: A little over a year ago, thousands of Trump supporters
Speaker 2: stormed the Capitol Building in an attempt to stop the
Speaker 2: election from being certified, and they wanted to declare Donald
Speaker 2: Trump super president forever, no backseats. Now, what was surprising
Speaker 2: is that by and large the Republican Party has decided
Speaker 2: not to hold any of that against Donald Trump. And
Speaker 2: I mean, let's be honest, how can you stay met
Speaker 2: at dish faced?
Speaker 5: You'll good use the media face.
Speaker 2: But the Capitol riots wasn't even the scariest thing that
Speaker 2: happened on January sixth, because you see, my friends, we're
Speaker 2: now finding out that something else happened that day. Countless
Speaker 2: Republicans seem to have had their memories erased.
Speaker 5: But as worried as.
Speaker 2: I am for those guys people, I am really concerned
Speaker 2: about Marjorie Taylor Green, congresswomen from Georgia and soccer mom
Speaker 2: who's definitely slatched the other team's bus hires.
Speaker 5: You see, a few of.
Speaker 2: MTG's constituents have filed a lawsuit to disqualify her from
Speaker 2: Congress based on her role in January sixth. Yeah, apparently
Speaker 2: there's something in the constitution that says you can't run
Speaker 2: for office if you do an insurrection against the governments.
Speaker 2: You know how people are crazy ideas back then and now, look,
Speaker 2: we all know it's probably not gonna work, But Marjorie
Speaker 2: Taylor Green was still forced to testify at a hearing
Speaker 2: on Friday, And it looks like nobody has been hit
Speaker 2: harder by January sixth amnesia than her.
Speaker 12: You didn't talk to anybody in government about the fact
Speaker 12: that there were going to be large protests in Washington
Speaker 12: on January sixth. I don't remember he spoke to Representative
Speaker 12: Biggs or his staff about that fact, didn't you? I
Speaker 12: do not remember. How about Representative Gosar.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't remember.
Speaker 12: Did anyone ever mention to you the possibility that there
Speaker 12: might be violence in Washington?
Speaker 4: I don't remember. Ms Green.
Speaker 12: This is a tweet that you sent out on January second,
Speaker 12: twenty twenty one.
Speaker 6: Correct, I'm not sure.
Speaker 12: Okay, you don't recall this.
Speaker 4: I don't recall tweeting that.
Speaker 12: Now, did you advocate to President Trump to impose martial
Speaker 12: law as a way to remain in power?
Speaker 6: I don't recall.
Speaker 14: You don't recall if you wanted to impose martial law?
Speaker 5: You don't.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 14: I wish I had Marjorie Tailer Green's memory.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I once said enjoy your dinner to a wai in
Speaker 2: two thousand and three, and.
Speaker 14: I still think about it every day every day.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your dinner.
Speaker 2: You enjoy your dinner. Kill me.
Speaker 14: Meanwhile, she can't even remember if she told the president
Speaker 14: to impose marshal law.
Speaker 5: Yo, yo yo.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something that should be an easy
Speaker 2: one for most people.
Speaker 14: If you ever asked the president to impose martial law,
Speaker 14: you would never forget something that specific, Like if anyone
Speaker 14: can't say no to doing something that's specific and weird, you.
Speaker 5: Definitely did that shit.
Speaker 14: I h.
Speaker 15: Have I ever tried to steal a horse and ride
Speaker 15: it inside a bouncy castle, your honor, I do not recall,
Speaker 15: but you gotta admit that sounds like something.
Speaker 2: A pretty cool guy would do, right, right, members of
Speaker 2: the jury, Right, yeah, but if it's not cool, then
Speaker 2: I do not recall. Yeah, I don't remember. So Marjorie
Speaker 2: Taylor Green spent the entire hearing denying that she had
Speaker 2: any memory of anything to do with January sixth. But
Speaker 2: it turns out, my friends, that they may be acute
Speaker 2: to this amnesia, because one thing that can bring it back,
Speaker 2: even if just for a little bit, is evidence.
Speaker 8: And in another moment, Taylor Green first denied that she
Speaker 8: had called House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a trader to her country,
Speaker 8: before kind of hedging a little bit when faced with
Speaker 8: actual evidence of saying it.
Speaker 12: In fact, you think that Speaker Pelosi is a trader
Speaker 12: to the country, right.
Speaker 4: I'm not answering that question of speculation.
Speaker 12: You've said that, having you, miss Green, that she's a
Speaker 12: trader to the country.
Speaker 6: No, I haven't said that.
Speaker 12: Okay, put up plants Exhibit five.
Speaker 4: Please, oh no, wait hold on now, oh no no.
Speaker 14: Wait wait wait wait wait no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 14: now that you busted me, I remember the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember it now.
Speaker 5: I love that move.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's when you tell your mom, yeah, I did
Speaker 2: my homework and she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, let me
Speaker 2: show it to me, and you're like, oh, homework, yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought you meant my work at home. I'll do
Speaker 2: that now. Thank you mom for reminding me. I uh yeah, no,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for that. Look, man, I mean,
Speaker 2: clearly this person is unqualified for Congress because politicians are
Speaker 2: supposed to be good at line.
Speaker 5: Okay, this was just embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Okay, in my defense, I didn't know you had evidence.
Speaker 2: I mean, I never have evidence for the stuff I say.
Speaker 8: I didn't even know that was the thing.
Speaker 5: You could do.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind, people, this stuff only happened a little
Speaker 2: over a year ago. It's not like they're being asked
Speaker 2: to remember their prom dates eye color.
Speaker 5: These aren't trick questions.
Speaker 2: But nobody in the Republican Party can seem to remember
Speaker 2: planning the insurrection, or talking about it, or even how
Speaker 2: they felt about it at the time. Kevin mccafee, Marjorie
Speaker 2: Taylor Green, Jim Jordan, the list goes on and on
Speaker 2: so over the weekend. Over the weekend, conservatives gathered in
Speaker 2: Texas a Right to raise awareness for just how badly
Speaker 2: the January sixth riders are being treated. And the way
Speaker 2: they did this was they held a very special tribute
Speaker 2: that is very moving and not at all hilarious.
Speaker 7: The Insurrection Fallout is front and center at Seapack, this
Speaker 7: year's most buzzed about booth. Is this a fake jail cell?
Speaker 7: What you're watching actually happened at Seapack. It features a
Speaker 7: convicted January sixth rioter doing performance are in a cage
Speaker 7: wearing an orange jumpsuit.
Speaker 6: Visitors were offered headsets so they could listen to interviews
Speaker 6: with jail January sixth dependants while watching the actor weave.
Speaker 6: Some viewers wept along with him. Others threw money into
Speaker 6: the cage. Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green enters the cell
Speaker 6: to pray with him.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, wait wait wait wait wait okay, just waits.
Speaker 2: Help me understand, Help me understand the logic. Marjorie Taylor
Speaker 2: Green is praying for a fake prisoner.
Speaker 5: Well, there's a real thing.
Speaker 14: She's like, sir, who is this lady like America, you say,
Speaker 14: this is a person who's actually part of running your country.
Speaker 5: She's in there morning with a fake praying for.
Speaker 14: Like, how does she function in the world. It's a
Speaker 14: fake person. She must have the hardest time at Broadway shows.
Speaker 14: They killed Hamilton.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess in her defense. This actor in
Speaker 2: the lobby of the seapack conventional already commits it to
Speaker 2: the rule because apparently he spent hours in that jail
Speaker 2: cell weeping the whole time just weeping, which in a
Speaker 2: way is a powerful performance art, because isn't that what
Speaker 2: conservatism has turned to in America?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: It's just people in mega hats acting like they're victims.
Speaker 2: There's fewer white people now than they used to be,
Speaker 2: but we still have all the power.
Speaker 5: By the way, the brother made me laugh.
Speaker 2: The hardest was how people were throwing money into the caves,
Speaker 2: like what is that? This is like the only way
Speaker 2: they know how to interact with arts is the same
Speaker 2: way they interact with strippers.
Speaker 5: You know. It's just like your freedom has been stolen
Speaker 5: from you. Shake that ass, to shake that ass.
Speaker 2: Now, you would think a story like this couldn't get
Speaker 2: any crazier, but truly, the best part of the story
Speaker 2: is this actor who played the defendants was an actual
Speaker 2: rioter on January sixth, who reportedly avoided a prison sentence
Speaker 2: by snitching on the other rioters.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 16: So, just so you understand, this dude is pretending to
Speaker 16: be a prisoner that he helped center prison. Which is say,
Speaker 16: you snitched on your federal rioters, they go to jail,
Speaker 16: and now you're on in the streets, craving man.
Speaker 14: I wish there was something I could have done. Just nothing,
Speaker 14: prepare to jail. I wish there's something I could have done.
Speaker 17: This is wild and other exciting news. Marjorie Taylor Green
Speaker 17: aka Capital Storming Barbie hates her job, which is so
Speaker 17: funny because the rest of us also hate her having
Speaker 17: her job.
Speaker 4: Becoming a member of Congress has made my life miserable.
Speaker 4: The nature of this job. It keeps members of Congress
Speaker 4: and senators in Washington so much of the time, too
Speaker 4: much of the time, I'm to be honest with you,
Speaker 4: that we don't get to go home and spend more
Speaker 4: time with our families, our friends, you know, all in
Speaker 4: our district, or maybe just be regular people. Because this
Speaker 4: job is so demanding and it's turned into practically year round.
Speaker 17: First of all, you're not a regular person, you moron.
Speaker 17: You're a congress person because you campaigned and somehow one
Speaker 17: which requires you to work year round. I also don't
Speaker 17: want to work your round, and that's why I don't.
Speaker 5: To quote Kim.
Speaker 17: Kay for a second, get your pass up and work.
Speaker 17: The point is, if you don't like being in Congress, then.
Speaker 9: Go work at footlocker, bitch.
Speaker 2: But that's not even the.
Speaker 17: Worst part of what she said.
Speaker 4: This is I have people come up to me and
Speaker 4: say crazy things to me out of the blue and
Speaker 4: public places that they believe because they read it on
Speaker 4: the internet.
Speaker 17: Well, if that's not the pot calling the kettle QAnon.
Speaker 17: This woman thought nine to eleven was a hoax, that
Speaker 17: the Clintons killed JFK. Junior, and that Jews are in
Speaker 17: charge of space lasers. But please don't come at her
Speaker 17: with some crazy ideas. She might believe them.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to Washington, DC, where Congress yesterday held
Speaker 1: hearings on COVID school closings, with testimony from Teachers Union
Speaker 1: president Randy Weingarten.
Speaker 5: And I think we can agree.
Speaker 1: That this is an entirely reasonable subject for rational debate.
Speaker 1: That is, of course, unless QAnon Karen is involved.
Speaker 4: Miss Swinegarden, are you a mother?
Speaker 7: I am a mother by marriage.
Speaker 4: By marriage, I see, and my wife.
Speaker 7: Is here with me, so I'm really glad that she's here.
Speaker 4: What I'd like to talk about is your recommendations to
Speaker 4: the CDC as not a medical doctor, not a biological mother,
Speaker 4: and really not a teacher. People like you need to
Speaker 4: admit that you're just a political activist, not a teacher,
Speaker 4: not a mother, and not a medical doctor.
Speaker 1: Jesus, what the hell was that about. Listen, Marjorie, you
Speaker 1: don't get to decide who's a mother or not. That
Speaker 1: job exclusively belongs to gay men on TikTok. Also, it's
Speaker 1: a little weird to hear MTG dissing stepmothers because this
Speaker 1: woman has the most stepmom energy I have ever seen.
Speaker 1: Remember that white coat, Okay, that is not the coat
Speaker 1: you wear when you're a mom. That's the coat you
Speaker 1: wear when you're in someone's dad.
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