Speaker 1: Looking Jubil in the morning Second date Update, a listener
Speaker 1: named Lacy is on the phone today for a second
Speaker 1: date update, and she said that her and the dude
Speaker 1: she wants to call went to a comedy show for
Speaker 1: their first date, which is a good idea. But if
Speaker 1: anybody's been to a comedy show, you know, the comics
Speaker 1: always look for couples who are dating to make fun of.
Speaker 1: It's too easy. Yeah, normally it's just, you know, it's
Speaker 1: an easy way to tell some jokes based off the crowd.
Speaker 1: Other comics try to do it so that they can
Speaker 1: really embarrass the dude so hopefully he leaves and then
Speaker 1: they can try to sleep with the girl. I don't
Speaker 1: know what sort of situation happened with Lacy, but Lacy
Speaker 1: is on the phone right now to talk about it.
Speaker 1: What's up, Lacy? How are you? How are you? Guys?
Speaker 1: To clarify you, we're calling the guy that you went
Speaker 1: on a date with, not the comedian, right, because according
Speaker 1: to Jubil, it could have been the comedian. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's the guy went on the date with. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's his name? David? David? All right, and how did
Speaker 1: you meet David? We go through mutual friends. Oh that's
Speaker 1: a good way to meet. Did somebody set you up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend Susan. She said he was cute. He said
Speaker 1: he had a good sense of humor, and those are
Speaker 1: I love to laugh, Like that's my favorite thing. Going
Speaker 1: to a comedy club and just laughing myself is my
Speaker 1: favorite thing. Did you have got to the hum or?
Speaker 1: Did you just sit there stone face the whole time?
Speaker 1: Through the whole show, he was having a good time.
Speaker 1: We were both just laughing. Although, like you said, the
Speaker 1: comic did single him outright? Who was it uncomfortable or
Speaker 1: he was a good sport about it. That's good. He
Speaker 1: found out that we were on a date. It was
Speaker 1: our first day and he's like, dude, she's way too
Speaker 1: hot for you, you know, but she was a really
Speaker 1: good sport about it. So everybody's laughing and having a
Speaker 1: great time during the comedy club. How did that end?
Speaker 1: So we're at the comedy club, we mainly weren't just
Speaker 1: you know, enjoying the shell and laughing. We didn't really
Speaker 1: get a chance to get to know each other that much.
Speaker 1: So we decided to go to this bar that I know,
Speaker 1: and you know, we had a bite to eat and
Speaker 1: that's where we got to really talk. And yeah, because
Speaker 1: you can't really talk while there's a live show going, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get kicked out road. Yeah. And it was just
Speaker 1: more fun, you know, like I kind of felt like,
Speaker 1: you know, my family dynamic is very like full of humor,
Speaker 1: you know, like we're always laughing about stuff, telling stories. YEA,
Speaker 1: sound crazy that I just said, you guys sound crazy
Speaker 1: and fun. Your alert is you should be a comedian yourself.
Speaker 1: I'll think about it. I will think about that. Lacy
Speaker 1: must listen at So your family is very fun and
Speaker 1: he was also fun. So it felt like you were
Speaker 1: hanging out with your dad's I think that's why. That's
Speaker 1: what I heard too. Oh my gosh. No, it was
Speaker 1: just that kind of you know, it felt really comfortable
Speaker 1: and easy, and like we had a similar humor, the
Speaker 1: similar kind of vibe going on, you know, like I
Speaker 1: would rid him him about the comedian going off on him,
Speaker 1: and then he would rid me. And we were just
Speaker 1: sort of bringing up jokes that we'd heard that night
Speaker 1: and sort of going off on those. It was just
Speaker 1: really fun and plus I felt like it was some
Speaker 1: chemistry too. I mean, at least on my part and
Speaker 1: I mean if I felt it like that, he must
Speaker 1: have felt it. Well, he must have not, because you're
Speaker 1: on the phone with us for a second date update, Like,
Speaker 1: why do you think he's not calling you back? Well,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm calling you, guys. You know, I need
Speaker 1: some help with this because I don't know if the
Speaker 1: ribbing went too far, possibly or I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: he could be just play in the field. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe he's dating a lot of other people. I don't know.
Speaker 1: How did everything end with you? Guys? Just get a kiss,
Speaker 1: maybe slip on a banana pille cushion classic. We didnt
Speaker 1: have a kiss, but we had a really nice hug
Speaker 1: and I feel like we left off like we were
Speaker 1: going to be in touch really soon. And so you've
Speaker 1: called him in nothing or what's the story there. I've
Speaker 1: checked him and he'll wait a long time and then
Speaker 1: I'll kind of text me back, but like you can
Speaker 1: feel that it's noncommittal, kind of Have you actually asked
Speaker 1: him to go out again? I said it, like I
Speaker 1: had such a great time and we should hang out again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you say back? He was like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I have a lot of work stuff coming up, and
Speaker 1: it sounds like a joke. He is a funny guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not funny to mean, because I want to hang
Speaker 1: out with him again, all right, And you can't think
Speaker 1: of any reason why he wouldn't want to hang out. No,
Speaker 1: I really just want to know, because like I keep
Speaker 1: thinking about it, you know what I mean? Like, I
Speaker 1: just want to know yes or no, like once and
Speaker 1: for all. And have you talked to your mutual friend
Speaker 1: that set you guys up? She have any intel for you?
Speaker 1: I did. I asked her about it, and she doesn't know.
Speaker 1: She says she hasn't really talked to him. You know.
Speaker 1: She's been busy with stuff too, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just helped me. All right, we'll play a song
Speaker 1: and then come back and call him. Get your second
Speaker 1: day update. Okay, okay, thank you? All right, hang looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second date update. When you think
Speaker 1: of some of the greatest comedy duos of all time,
Speaker 1: you instantly think of people like Abbott and Costello, Laurel
Speaker 1: and Hardy, Kim and Chloe, and of course you can't
Speaker 1: forget Lacy and David. Yep, the comedy duo that stole
Speaker 1: our hearts. But now they're not performing together anymore. After
Speaker 1: one date. If you missed the first part of today's
Speaker 1: second at update, Lacy is on the phone. She went
Speaker 1: out with the dude named David to a comedy show.
Speaker 1: After the comedy show, they hung out at another bar,
Speaker 1: and apparently the evening was full of laughs and fun.
Speaker 1: But now he's not calling her back and she doesn't
Speaker 1: know why. The only thing that she can think is
Speaker 1: maybe a little too much joking around, not enough serious conversation.
Speaker 1: All right, Lacy, are you about ready to give him
Speaker 1: a call and see why he's not wanting to go
Speaker 1: out with you again? Yeah, let's do it. And you
Speaker 1: had said that the comedian had really got after him
Speaker 1: for dating out of his league, that you were way hotter.
Speaker 1: You didn't continue that joke for too long, did you.
Speaker 1: We totally were riding on each other, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I did, but he seemed to enjoy it.
Speaker 1: You know, we were laughing a lot. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: wondering if like, at some point it came across It's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: now she's vain, Like now she's just like full of herself.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously that's not what you meant, but I mean,
Speaker 1: I brought it up later, but we didn't dwell on
Speaker 1: that for too long. It was just playful joking. Well,
Speaker 1: hopefully we can get you a second date because I
Speaker 1: want to see you guys back on stage again, yucking
Speaker 1: it up, you know. All right, here we go. I'en
Speaker 1: a Dollar's number. Hello, How can I speak to David? Please? David?
Speaker 1: How are you? Man? This is Jewel from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Well, I didn't order,
Speaker 1: like enter a contest or anything, so I didn't like
Speaker 1: put my business card in. Okay, Well cool, because I'm
Speaker 1: not calling you about that anyway. The reason I'm calling
Speaker 1: you today is because we actually got an email about
Speaker 1: you from one of our listeners. You're calling me, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure if you got the right guy. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: did you go out to a comedy show with the
Speaker 1: girl named Lacy the other day? Yes, that did happen,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Then you're the David that I
Speaker 1: was looking for. We do a segment on a show
Speaker 1: it's called the second date Updates, where if you go
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and then end up
Speaker 1: not wanting to see them again after that date, they
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: ask why so. Lacey emailed us and said that you've
Speaker 1: been trying to set up a second date, but it
Speaker 1: seems like you don't want to see her. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess if I wanted to set up
Speaker 1: another date, I mean she's texted me I would have
Speaker 1: set up a date by now. So you don't want
Speaker 1: to go out with her again? Yeah, Yeah, we just
Speaker 1: didn't hit it off, you know what I mean. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure why she's making a big deal of it
Speaker 1: getting you guys involved here, but yeah, we just didn't. Well,
Speaker 1: I think it's because she really wants to see you again.
Speaker 1: She thought you had a great time, she said, you
Speaker 1: guys are laughing a bunch. We just yeah, man, it
Speaker 1: didn't work out, like we weren't vibing. I mean really,
Speaker 1: it's just always surprisingly because like the way she describes
Speaker 1: it is like you guys clicked and you were having
Speaker 1: a great time, and you were laughing at each other
Speaker 1: and you're making fun of each other. Like her description is,
Speaker 1: she seriously could not figure out why you would not
Speaker 1: be interested. Yeah, that's a that's a definitely interesting take
Speaker 1: on What did she say were we were laughing at
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, yeahs jog around like making fun of
Speaker 1: each other, like ribbing on each other a little bit
Speaker 1: and back and forth. Yeah, not so much. I think
Speaker 1: it's probably maybe a little more one sided than she realized. Okay,
Speaker 1: so all right, well what was your perception of the date.
Speaker 1: Then obviously you didn't like her joking or well you
Speaker 1: can only be called like ugo or I think she
Speaker 1: called me lumpy several times too. I get like ribbon
Speaker 1: and goofen and coking fun. But when you're just straight
Speaker 1: up looking across from somebody you've only known for a
Speaker 1: couple of hours and you're just lasting into them, like
Speaker 1: making fun of how they look. She wouldn't stop ripping
Speaker 1: on your looks. Was that because the comic that you
Speaker 1: saw was saying that she was out of your league?
Speaker 1: I don't even kid do this the comedy show, Like
Speaker 1: I said it, like we got sat down on the front.
Speaker 1: I understand your fair games. They can see and ribbin.
Speaker 1: I get that, but when you go to hang out
Speaker 1: with somebody, you shouldn't have to like she was almost
Speaker 1: pointing in like laughing like a school kid. No, do
Speaker 1: you think that maybe you were being a little extra
Speaker 1: sensitive because she obviously was attracted to you. I mean
Speaker 1: she said that you're amazing and you're cute and you're funny.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like I said, she was calling me weird nicknames,
Speaker 1: like making fun of my looks more than she said
Speaker 1: my actual name. So she said. We were going back
Speaker 1: and forth. It was more or less like I was
Speaker 1: trying to ask a question to steer the conversation to
Speaker 1: somewhere that wasn't making fun of me, and then she
Speaker 1: would just talk nice question for someone who's so ugly
Speaker 1: pretty much, man like, pretty much. She even said, there's
Speaker 1: only one thing wrong with your face. I have to
Speaker 1: look at it. Ha ha, that's not even funny. I
Speaker 1: mean it's kind of funny, but oh no, not on
Speaker 1: a date, I guess. Yeah. It sounds like you were
Speaker 1: just getting bullied on your date basically. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to, you know, like call her no names
Speaker 1: or freak out or anything. I got so fed up.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get out of there, like it
Speaker 1: wasn't even worth it. Oh my gosh, what's going on, David.
Speaker 1: That's Lacy. She's actually on the other line listening and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you can add. So you guys
Speaker 1: are just going to rip on me too, that's the
Speaker 1: whole thing. I'm not going to. Lacey wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you, that's the whole point. She wanted us to
Speaker 1: call you so that she could connect with you since
Speaker 1: you won't take her phone. CA unbelievable. Sorry, I'm just
Speaker 1: joking around. Come on, I don't really remember laughing. We're
Speaker 1: at the bar. I remember you doing that because you
Speaker 1: were making fun of me? Are you okay? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? All right? So if I just called
Speaker 1: you like snaggletooth horsemouth all night, that would be good. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm saying you got a big old, big old horse
Speaker 1: teeth and a shaggy gray tooth on the bottom there,
Speaker 1: that would be That's okay? Ye oh my god, cup,
Speaker 1: I think she actually is pretty good with that, David Lazy,
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to make you laugh. I was using
Speaker 1: that as an example because it doesn't feel good when
Speaker 1: somebody makes fun of you all the time. See how,
Speaker 1: I'm so just so comfortable with you because that's what
Speaker 1: my family does. Like, we love each other so much,
Speaker 1: and we're always just making fun of each other and
Speaker 1: joking back and forth, and I felt so comfortable with you.
Speaker 1: That's why it's how we were doing. Yeah, well it
Speaker 1: wasn't the family Fourth of July picnic where we're all
Speaker 1: trash talking during volleyball or something. Okay, this was weird, dude.
Speaker 1: You're you're crushing right now, David Lazy? Do you hear?
Speaker 1: I feel like you sound very fun to hang out with.
Speaker 1: But at any point of the night did you give
Speaker 1: him any compliments at all or make him feel good
Speaker 1: about it? Who he is? I saw him. The whole
Speaker 1: thing was like a compliment, you know, because we were
Speaker 1: just ribbing off each other. David, remember what I called you,
Speaker 1: my little douche waffles dying? Everybody's Yeah, everybody at the
Speaker 1: bar probably remembers because you've screamed it. Just like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, how are you laughing so hard right now?
Speaker 1: I mean, you're making me laugh though. I gotta say, David,
Speaker 1: we did for a good time. We answered a great report.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're taking this so seriously. I want
Speaker 1: you to call me another name because that was so hilarious.
Speaker 1: Please do it. God, David, you got any more zingers
Speaker 1: I throw out there? I'm tellabing nothing you guys can
Speaker 1: put on the radio. Let's put it that way, David.
Speaker 1: I mean, she was obviously laughing through all of her insults.
Speaker 1: I know you didn't find them funny, but you could
Speaker 1: at least know that she wasn't being serious. Right. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: just the fact I actually think about this more and more,
Speaker 1: it makes even sound like crazier. Like before, I thought
Speaker 1: she was just kind of like didn't realize what she
Speaker 1: was doing. It was just kind of dumb. Now I
Speaker 1: think she's dumb and crazy. Yeah, I don't think that
Speaker 1: he's meaning it. That is a joke. Place I think
Speaker 1: feels that way. You don't know him late, I do
Speaker 1: he's joking, David, or those all jokes. I mean, I
Speaker 1: thought it was a good gauge on that side of thing,
Speaker 1: but I guess not if anybody hears her laugh and
Speaker 1: horse face coming at you. I took one for the team.
Speaker 1: So the comedians said that I love cute to the news.
Speaker 1: So if I'm you're like a chaste man, this is
Speaker 1: good stuff. You're right, Lacy to you are just NonStop laughs. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I want to hang out with Lacy though. I mean
Speaker 1: I could get maybe, why David, you don't want to
Speaker 1: date her again, but could be friends. Lacy totally, let's
Speaker 1: go hang out. Okay, that's great. You guys are getting along.
Speaker 1: Why don't you go hang out with her? Because I
Speaker 1: don't want to hang out with her and I feel
Speaker 1: like I've been made fun of enough. So we're done, right.
Speaker 1: I can go, I can leave, I go back to work. Well,
Speaker 1: not not quite yet, David. I do have to ask you,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Lacy? We will pay for it. Do you know
Speaker 1: what you do? Putty? What do you think, poopy? I
Speaker 1: know I'm getting on the fun out too, like a
Speaker 1: second unless this date is us going to the horse
Speaker 1: farm for her to get put on for her misery,
Speaker 1: I'm all stuck. I think that. No, Lazy, you know
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're taking it pretty well. You guys
Speaker 1: that totally. Yes, we're gonna go hiking tomorrow. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I think you need to be more clear, David. If
Speaker 1: we go on a hike together, it's me throwing you
Speaker 1: off the mountain. You guys is killing you today? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I agree, Well, Lazy, I don't think David wants to
Speaker 1: go out though, so I don't think you're getting a
Speaker 1: second date here. Well that's what you say. No, but
Speaker 1: we'll see what all right, Maybe send him some good
Speaker 1: memes today, get him laughing, and you guys can plan
Speaker 1: your hiking date. Oh good idea, good idea. Thank you
Speaker 1: for reminding me, actually for the call, because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: block her number right as phone broken. Jewil in the morning.