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Speaker 1: Did you know turtles can breathe through their butts.

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Speaker 2: We've talked about it on the show.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so wait, if they needed CPR, does that.

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Speaker 3: Mean wait a minute, Oh god, no.

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Speaker 1: Everybody at the beach is going to be looking at

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Speaker 1: me so weird when I'm just trying trying to save

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Speaker 1: the turtles. Whatever you do, do not ask me what's

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Speaker 1: in my mouth, just to ask what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: When we start things off with brook Brook, please what's

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Speaker 1: on your mind?

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Speaker 2: And I freaked out today, Jeff, because I got the

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Speaker 2: worst email from our school ever. Oh no, there's a

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Speaker 2: lice outbreak, you guys.

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Speaker 3: It's my worst fear.

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Speaker 2: So I read this whole thing and it's about like

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Speaker 2: how to check for lice, what to do if you

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Speaker 2: find lice, And then I get to the bottom and

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Speaker 2: they're like, can my kid go to school if it

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Speaker 2: has lice?

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Speaker 1: They're calling your kids whatever, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: However, they run in it, but not in the right

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Speaker 2: mental state right now, and they can, which means yes,

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Speaker 2: which means that elementary school right now is full of

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Speaker 2: children with little bugs jumping off their head.

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Speaker 4: Your son's friends from school over last week, they.

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Speaker 3: Stopped all over your pillow, I don't have.

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Speaker 2: To burn the house down. Send the kids to school

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Speaker 2: with shower caps. Someone has a good prevention tip, please

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Speaker 2: let me know.

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Speaker 3: I mean home. Do I have home school the kids now?

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Speaker 3: Is that were even in the studio? Studio school? I'll

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Speaker 3: school the.

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Speaker 1: Tough times life jod.

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Speaker 3: Over the weekend, I got the surprise of my life

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Speaker 3: really came from I got a random text from a

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Speaker 3: person that I never ever, ever ever get a text from,

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Speaker 3: to the point that I thought this person had blocked me.

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Speaker 3: You all know them. I'm talking about the very elusive

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey Dubou. I got a yeah, and it was gloriously

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Speaker 3: What did he say? So, here's what's sorry?

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Speaker 1: You guys are text you know exactly.

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Speaker 3: So I get this random text and it says, hey, bro,

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Speaker 3: hope you're having a good night. I forgot the name

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Speaker 3: of that video game we were talking about at work.

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Speaker 3: What was it called?

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Speaker 2: Again, that's a long text.

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Speaker 3: I know, well fought out there were sentences or instruction house.

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Speaker 1: That's amount of money. I didn't think of that, Thank

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Speaker 1: you anyway, responded I did.

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Speaker 3: I tell him what the game was, right, and then

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Speaker 3: he says, do you still got a date tonight? And

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Speaker 3: I remembered something about me, and I go, yeah, I do,

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Speaker 3: but I have a feeling she may not show and

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Speaker 3: friends I know and I have never been friends like this,

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Speaker 3: not this level. We've always been friends anyway anyway, so

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Speaker 3: it keeps going. His response was, well, hey, bro, if

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Speaker 3: she doesn't show up, that's just more food for you.

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Speaker 3: And then I got all these food emojis, and there's

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Speaker 3: forks and there's spoons. Hold on, were you doing drugs?

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Speaker 3: The same answer the question.

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Speaker 1: Well, when they say on the back of the bottles,

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Speaker 1: don't mix alcohol with your medication, now I know what

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Speaker 1: they mean. Okay, so I'm glad that you felt good

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Speaker 1: about it. I don't remember that, alexis what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Nothing nearly.

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Speaker 3: Unlocked.

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Speaker 2: I told you guys, like a while ago.

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Speaker 4: I was doing duelingo because I was determined to learn Spanish,

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Speaker 4: because you never know. If you're gonna go to Spain

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Speaker 4: meet a hot Spanish guy, I gotta.

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Speaker 1: Be could happen today?

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Speaker 3: The New year?

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Speaker 4: I was like, I'm gonna actually make this my goal.

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Speaker 4: So I started taking Spanish lessons with like a professor.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: Is it someone you found off of him?

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Speaker 4: Speaks Spanish an idea, but I would get distracted. So

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Speaker 4: I know it's a girl like my age and it's

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Speaker 4: just over the phone. Okay, that's the video.

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Speaker 1: So we start every lesson.

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Speaker 4: For like fifteen minutes, you know, she's like, how's your weekend,

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Speaker 4: how's your week? What's up in life? And I'm like,

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Speaker 4: this is nice, like really friendly, but like pay for class.

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Speaker 2: We're kind.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, after about six classes she does ask

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Speaker 4: me one day. She's like, hey, alexis just curious why

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Speaker 4: at the beginning of class you never speak in Spanish

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Speaker 4: to me when I ask you how things are going?

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Speaker 3: Okay. I didn't want to stop the story, but in

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Speaker 3: my head, I was like, if you should say oh,

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Speaker 3: then I don't think.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got drinks in my friends you know, I

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Speaker 4: remember a run.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, she's so kind.

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Speaker 4: She told me that that's why I'm not improving it,

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Speaker 4: because I'm not practicing enough. At the beginning of class

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Speaker 4: the point of Spanish, I realize I've been kind of

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Speaker 4: paying for like a friendship.

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Speaker 3: Learning English is getting better.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I tell her my name is she knows a

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Speaker 4: lot about my life.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be texting each other twelve emojis back.

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Speaker 2: And forth, no bounds.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm progressing.

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Speaker 3: It's like this, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind? Well?

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Speaker 1: I come into work every day and I hear you

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Speaker 1: guys in the room all talking about the TV shows

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Speaker 1: and the movies that you're watching and pop culture gossip.

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Speaker 1: Who's Harry's styles canoodling with this week? I don't even

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Speaker 1: feel left out.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: In fact, because of the entertainment I've been consuming lately,

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Speaker 1: I've been wondering, is it wrong of me to think

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Speaker 1: that I'm better than you?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, better than anyone.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying I never stopped you before. I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying that's how I feel. I'm just wondering. I'm just

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Speaker 1: asking that question.

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Speaker 2: Why what are you watching that makes you superior to us?

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Speaker 1: I've been watching a lot of British TV shows on PBS, Masterpiece,

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Speaker 1: the Durells in Corfu, Sand Death comes to Pemberley?

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Speaker 2: Is that the one about the vet? Isn't there a vet?

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Speaker 1: That's not that one? This is highly, highly intellectual. I

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Speaker 1: can't even call it television. It's like a visual imposium

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Speaker 1: of the human narrative.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure he still want to be friends? With

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Speaker 2: this guy.

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Speaker 3: This guy's different than the one. I'm friend this guy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you guys are all jealous because I have raised

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Speaker 1: my television game and henceforth, nay will I indulge in

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Speaker 1: the monotonous passions of the plea So you.

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Speaker 3: Put your foot down.

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Speaker 2: Sorry you felt left out.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't. I feel like I've risen

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Speaker 1: even higher above than where I was before. That old

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Speaker 1: part of my life is over, and I look forward

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Speaker 1: to all three of you joining me on the other

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Speaker 1: side of my television renaissance.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a pass.

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Speaker 2: I saw the dog Man movie. That was pretty funny.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, talk.

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Speaker 1: About that without drafting the dog made That's okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna leave the room while you guys discuss

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Speaker 1: whatever plebeian stuff. Text in seven eighty five nine two

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Speaker 1: and tell us what's been on your mind. It's Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.