Speaker 1: I ask myself, yes, And do you ask yourself the
Speaker 1: same question? I'm sure whenever we see this old, familiar
Speaker 1: face and and it's always the same question.
Speaker 2: I have, And I go, how do I know you again?
Speaker 2: And who is this against?
Speaker 1: And I have a feeling and it's a familiarity, but
Speaker 1: there's a newness as well, and I go, who are you?
Speaker 1: And how are you going to disappoint me today? And
Speaker 1: I'm always surprised. I know that instinctively. It's not just
Speaker 1: one thing, ever, is it.
Speaker 2: Don't just say who you are and what your plan
Speaker 2: is disappoint Sean and me for that matter. Today, Let's
Speaker 2: do clues. They love to guess.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, they love to guess about it. Listeners
Speaker 1: are crazy for the games. They are loving having guesses,
Speaker 1: and they're actually really sharp. We've cultivated this audience that
Speaker 1: is so cerebral and so intelligent, and when we engage
Speaker 1: them in this way, in the sort of theater of curiosity,
Speaker 1: they really do sort of come alive and enjoy the
Speaker 1: episode more.
Speaker 2: So. Let's have some hints and we can do some guess.
Speaker 2: Not eggs. You did say Easter eggs, And I just
Speaker 2: want to disabuse you of that Easter eggs are offered.
Speaker 2: Let's get that out of our minds. We don't want
Speaker 2: to talk about Easter eggs. They are discovered over the
Speaker 2: course of the main offering. By the way I.
Speaker 1: See these things, okay, they make it harder to talk, right,
Speaker 1: Oh why is it on the table?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't break your phone.
Speaker 2: Get that out of here. For you. I would for you,
Speaker 2: I would to make sure that you know I'm paying attention,
Speaker 2: provided that you are the person that I'm starting to
Speaker 2: think you are. It feels like yes, But let's hear
Speaker 2: the clues, not Easter eggs. Clue me in Easter eggs
Speaker 2: are dropping little hints over them. Were we to start
Speaker 2: the episode and you were to drop a hind about
Speaker 2: who you were as we were having a normal conversation,
Speaker 2: that's an Easter egg. We're not doing that.
Speaker 3: We're not doing that.
Speaker 2: We're just doing clues as specified.
Speaker 3: All right, I got a clue. I have my number
Speaker 3: one clue.
Speaker 2: You understand what an Easter egg is? Now, too?
Speaker 3: I do? I mean, I don't. I have no idea
Speaker 3: the difference. I don't know the difference.
Speaker 1: Person on the original sort of path through it. I
Speaker 1: think to get Maybe they could pick up on it
Speaker 1: if they already.
Speaker 3: Knew that they rewatch it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, I think it's for people who are already
Speaker 1: kind of in on the concept and they're noticing these
Speaker 1: little Now it's left for them.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing any or they.
Speaker 2: Could go back and say, oh, that's who she was.
Speaker 2: She was telling us who she was. Yes, we should
Speaker 2: have known because they had this, But then the rest
Speaker 2: of the thing, they're like, what the fuck? And that
Speaker 2: would be for such a small slipper of the audience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, why have a clue? One first clue?
Speaker 1: I see you looking at these, Yeah, get them out
Speaker 1: of here. I don't want you thinking that I am
Speaker 1: thinking about putting my glasses on off, putting them in
Speaker 1: my mouth to do with that.
Speaker 3: Okay. I don't have anina. Okay, I don't have anything.
Speaker 2: This guy's trying to figure out what time it is, Okay,
Speaker 2: can I lights don't?
Speaker 3: Maybe if you hand me my pursonal.
Speaker 2: Throw bracelet from the gym lady on large.
Speaker 3: One, I'll take it. I'll take something out I'll put
Speaker 3: on the table, and then i'll throw it off. I
Speaker 3: don't care child, and I would like to just showcase.
Speaker 3: I got this off TikTok. It's I'm not getting it's
Speaker 3: not a brand deal.
Speaker 1: Well, and if I can read it for the audience,
Speaker 1: it says Ernest Biggie. Yeah, who is I guess I'm
Speaker 1: brilliant designer?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Famous?
Speaker 2: Did you get to meet Ernest? Is the course of.
Speaker 3: No, Oh, I know what? I yeah, and it's I
Speaker 3: can't do that.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous. It looks like it is my sunglasses.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do my phone because I'll bring it.
Speaker 2: Real bird skin, real birdskin bag. I see it.
Speaker 3: Says no, No, it is a.
Speaker 2: Genuine bird skin.
Speaker 3: No, it's some kind of fake you know what. And
Speaker 3: I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Just forget it.
Speaker 3: Oh great, the lens came out.
Speaker 1: And now she's looking. Are they going to take these off? No, Martha,
Speaker 1: some things are sacred here. I played in my wedding ring.
Speaker 2: So it's our shirt or something. It's like, no.
Speaker 1: So the Ernest big Negae bag is a clue because
Speaker 1: this means this person is making serious bank.
Speaker 3: Shut. My bag costs me one hundred and twenty five
Speaker 3: dollars and I am not ashamed to flaunt my wealth.
Speaker 2: Okay, and are we probably got busy boned on the
Speaker 2: TIFFs as well.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what is busy boned?
Speaker 2: Mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, fucked absolutely frizz off get get getting fucking drizzbeil
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, back.
Speaker 2: To front and all the way around.
Speaker 1: And that's what they do on the terrace right now.
Speaker 1: But you are making that money. You said it's one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty five and.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't keep track of.
Speaker 2: It on automatic tracker Klarna. Well, i'd be nice, be nice.
Speaker 3: I also have a matching wallet and a matching little
Speaker 3: clear case that's supposed to be a makeup case, but
Speaker 3: I put thailand all in Advillain band aids in it,
Speaker 3: so it's like a little first aid kit.
Speaker 2: Can have a similar inflammatory effects as makeup. Yeah it
Speaker 2: is makeup, and.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah it's the bus makeup. The bus makeup is
Speaker 3: preventative makeup, such as Thailand All what it's what I've
Speaker 3: heard I'm trying to become. I'm trying to be break up,
Speaker 3: to make up.
Speaker 2: Break up your bones and make it up with the
Speaker 2: dial in all you.
Speaker 3: Know exactly and everything what. I am trying to become
Speaker 3: a makeup influencer on TikTok. If you guys have any
Speaker 3: help or advice you could give me.
Speaker 2: Carslely, your name is Carsly.
Speaker 3: So it's Carsly. Who said Carsly?
Speaker 1: Did you just we are picking up on some of
Speaker 1: the clues you've given faster. I guess Parsly, And what
Speaker 1: is guessing now? Who the guest is today?
Speaker 2: I was trying to do, like, this is what o's does.
Speaker 3: Who's O's O's.
Speaker 2: Picks up on facial clues, But who's the mentalist? Never
Speaker 2: heard of the mentalism expert? Never heard of him?
Speaker 3: Never heard of him?
Speaker 2: Is publicist going to hate hearing that? Well case, you
Speaker 2: go ahead and cut that out of the episode. I
Speaker 2: don't want to be honest publish as bad.
Speaker 3: As I I'm just not in the loop of mentalists
Speaker 3: and magic and.
Speaker 2: He can divine influencer the thoughts that in your mind, Okay,
Speaker 2: makes me wonder if you got a glass window right here.
Speaker 1: You're talking to OHS and he's looking in and identifying
Speaker 1: different things going on. I'm scared to be around him.
Speaker 1: What if he figures out something freaky I don't even
Speaker 1: know about myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it might be the advila or something. Because your
Speaker 2: face is giving okay, wow, saying yes that you wanted okay,
Speaker 2: So if you have any help to give me with
Speaker 2: becoming makeup and from.
Speaker 3: The carsonly, Okay, like that, maybe should that be my
Speaker 3: my business name for my influencer operation.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Cursely Okay, I don't want that, Carsley
Speaker 2: Carsly Okay. What was the clue?
Speaker 3: Did you watch the January twenty twenty five super Bowl
Speaker 3: halftime show? That's my first clue.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the clue is a question. So this is
Speaker 2: actually maybe part of why I don't remember who you are.
Speaker 2: We had been assigned to produce.
Speaker 3: The super Bowl halftime.
Speaker 2: Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Speaker 1: We were hired by one of the most powerful people
Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry, just In Nick and Fox, and
Speaker 1: given the unique assignment to find a performer for the
Speaker 1: super Bowl halftime show and a long last to do
Speaker 1: away with the music which has been the scourge of
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 3: Nobody likes it. No one likes.
Speaker 1: Itugh and I do recall that there were a few
Speaker 1: different options that we went over.
Speaker 2: And that we did produce one and also pretend to
Speaker 2: produce some others. Yes, and kind of stage a super
Speaker 2: Bowl like environment so we could put the performers cannon
Speaker 2: fodder for the network my old showbiz. Uh, I didn't
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 1: See if it were, I would be thrilled to be
Speaker 1: some of them. But you do have to give them
Speaker 1: something to shoot down so they feel like they're choosing. Okay,
Speaker 1: there was definitely someone who we knew we wanted. There
Speaker 1: were some people who we were pretty certain the network
Speaker 1: we're saying too, and we just produced it all and
Speaker 1: then we.
Speaker 2: Let them pick and if they want them all, if
Speaker 2: we do four eighth time shows.
Speaker 3: Okay, got it?
Speaker 2: Or eight time shows?
Speaker 3: Right? Got it?
Speaker 2: Don't check? Don't be like, oh, it's like, are you sure?
Speaker 2: I was just trying to fall what what are you doing?
Speaker 3: I was checking your map? And I apologize, I know,
Speaker 3: I just was. I was automatic. I'm automat.
Speaker 1: I know it all four times two people, and this
Speaker 1: is where we're gonna get Hayes. I'm sorry not acting
Speaker 1: ground for you four times too, not exactly where we're
Speaker 1: gonna bust his ass.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Coarsely, but that is not what's going
Speaker 2: down now.
Speaker 3: Coarsely has a little bit more elegant of a ring
Speaker 3: to it than karsly. Should we go with? Should I
Speaker 3: go with? Coarsely?
Speaker 2: Coarsely to me doesn't have as many potential integrations as Karsly.
Speaker 2: Karsley can easily be applied to cars one of the
Speaker 2: fastest growing markets. Was the next thing I was going
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I can't get I can't get on the today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wait, hang on, are you going to make
Speaker 1: up your face?
Speaker 2: Carsley's page, get ready? It's time, right, Car's page, that's
Speaker 2: what account ready, It's time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's time. Get ready with me page Rosemary and
Speaker 3: it's time. Okay.
Speaker 2: So that's.
Speaker 3: Like Paul, Oh, Paul Simon.
Speaker 2: We need to talk to Paul were using because.
Speaker 3: He wrote he yeah, he wrote it. By the way,
Speaker 3: never mind.
Speaker 2: Lauren. He hosted an episode before.
Speaker 3: Of Hollywood Handbook.
Speaker 2: It's about Carsley's page. Car Oh well, cars is being difficult, Paul,
Speaker 2: car please, page is tiring me. I've grown week looking
Speaker 2: at Carsly's peege I need to rest.
Speaker 3: Well so far, I like what we're doing. I like
Speaker 3: what we've come up with.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling really good over here as well.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm talking about from my page.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about the podcast that Parsley was something
Speaker 2: that carsonly could be involved with, which I had already
Speaker 2: come up with and I said, I was about to
Speaker 2: say it. And then it is.
Speaker 1: Interesting that you say you like what we're doing when
Speaker 1: what you're doing is watching us do.
Speaker 2: It, right, That makes sense.
Speaker 3: Well, that's how I like to work, is I like
Speaker 3: to draw out other people's ideas and then benefit from
Speaker 3: their talent and appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Well, the clue was a huge fucking bust because we
Speaker 2: didn't end up doing whichever halftime show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was okay, let me think of another clue.
Speaker 5: M take your time, by the way, I I I
Speaker 5: gave up cocaine recently, and my brain is just not
Speaker 5: moving as quickly.
Speaker 3: And I'm so sorry. I should have told you that
Speaker 3: before we started.
Speaker 2: O Cane. That's almost interesting.
Speaker 3: It's gonna take me just a minute to think of another.
Speaker 2: Clue, and I cool story, bro.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me think of another clue. Okay. The last
Speaker 3: time I was here, you broke my spirit so completely
Speaker 3: that I said I don't want to be in show
Speaker 3: business anymore. Does that ring a bell?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, it could be literally hundreds of guests sort of
Speaker 1: what the show is.
Speaker 3: But I did say out loud at the right when
Speaker 3: Hayes was saying bye, I said, I don't want to
Speaker 3: be in show business anymore. Does that rang up?
Speaker 2: So you were in show business at one.
Speaker 3: Point, at one point, and you.
Speaker 2: At least believed you had a choice, yes, over when
Speaker 2: your participation would end.
Speaker 3: I did used to think I had a choice in that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a year. I mean that at that point back the
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: You ended up picking it back up. It sounds like
Speaker 2: I'd just be doing the same with cocaine.
Speaker 3: It depends on it depends on who you talk to.
Speaker 3: I just also have to say, because I publicly say
Speaker 3: that I'm sober, I was kidding. I haven't been doing cocaine.
Speaker 3: I've been sober over twenty two years and yeah, and
Speaker 3: I make no apology for it.
Speaker 2: No, I mean clearly not so well.
Speaker 3: It feels like I've ground everything I feel.
Speaker 2: No, I just feel like this is actually working in
Speaker 2: the opposite direction of what you want. If the goal
Speaker 2: is to inspire people within become an influence with their
Speaker 2: sobriety journey.
Speaker 1: I think I do think from the little I know
Speaker 1: about that world, there's this concept of attraction rather than promotion,
Speaker 1: where you don't necessarily advertise it, but people say, oh, Wow,
Speaker 1: this person's got that. I'd love to have, you know.
Speaker 2: That sort of energy or dynamism. And what we are
Speaker 2: finding is this would be it's not promotion, which is good, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, but it's also not attraction, and it is perhaps revulsion.
Speaker 3: I mean the attractions. It doesn't. I think it's propulsion.
Speaker 3: I think it's propulsion. I think it's I'm propelling people
Speaker 3: away from me, and in whatever direction is away from me,
Speaker 3: there's a chance it'll they'll end up at a recovery place.
Speaker 3: Of all the places you could go, that is not me.
Speaker 1: I can certainly imagine someone hitting rock bottom a few
Speaker 1: minutes into it listening to this episode, someone who has
Speaker 1: been teetering on the brig for years, going, this is
Speaker 1: actually it for me.
Speaker 3: This is a sign. So it is helping.
Speaker 1: I can picture that, and so bravo, very savvy, moved
Speaker 1: and daring.
Speaker 3: Well, it's the new me. That's probably why you don't
Speaker 3: remember me is because I've.
Speaker 2: Completely changed per formed in some way.
Speaker 3: I have changed since the last summer was here. It's
Speaker 3: the new mode.
Speaker 2: You said that you had stopped doing cocaine, but then
Speaker 2: you said that that.
Speaker 3: Was the true is I never started and you never
Speaker 3: started premus was false.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said, I guess that's a liar that you
Speaker 2: had left show business or wanted to, and then you
Speaker 2: said that you didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, So how do you anticipate disappointing me with this
Speaker 2: particular advertised change. Yeah, that will. Yes, you're saying that
Speaker 2: you have changed, soon to be revealed to another false premium.
Speaker 1: The only thing that has been consistent is the inconsistency,
Speaker 1: and so each statement has been almost immediately repealed. And
Speaker 1: now that you've told me you've changed, I know that
Speaker 1: you are in fact the same, but worse.
Speaker 3: It can't be the same because it's worse. That is
Speaker 3: a change, Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 1: So if it's not worse, it means that we have
Speaker 1: another existing episode which is at least this bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, we did do an episode on Zoom during
Speaker 3: the pandemic that was that I felt that I was
Speaker 3: such a dud that I emailed at least Kevin and
Speaker 3: possibly might have communicated with one of you saying I'm
Speaker 3: sorry I was so terrible in that episode. So there
Speaker 3: is there is there is a thing to choose from
Speaker 3: in terms of finding the worst episode I've done. You've
Speaker 3: got some choices. There's a variety.
Speaker 2: They have my number or email.
Speaker 3: I do have your number, Sean unless you unless you
Speaker 3: changed it. I do have your numbers change.
Speaker 2: But I my number A very powerful conviction.
Speaker 1: There's a magical thinking going on with this guess whoever
Speaker 1: she is, and these clues are getting me closer and
Speaker 1: closer to the ultimate prize.
Speaker 2: Your name, Hollywood, Hamper.
Speaker 3: Hollywood?
Speaker 2: Can we hear your CV? We get a look at
Speaker 2: the CV.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear my showbiz? Uh? CV?
Speaker 2: Start with education. I think that's kind of traditional.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, graduated from high school close to the bottom
Speaker 3: of my class, almost didn't graduate, had to make up
Speaker 3: a pe class.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about who you're looking down at it and
Speaker 2: you've continued making things up ever since. Isn't the only thing?
Speaker 3: I don't know the other kids that were close to
Speaker 3: the bottom because it was a large high school.
Speaker 2: So you say close to the bottom instead of the bottom,
Speaker 2: you have someone big high school. Yeah, oh, oh, that's
Speaker 2: the clue. Who would brag about that? And you know what,
Speaker 2: I think it's actually worse. I think she's saying that
Speaker 2: like that's her trauma that she went to a big
Speaker 2: high school.
Speaker 1: I was always getting lost my big, giant high school.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm like this. It's not my fault of belly.
Speaker 2: Take a gotta belly. Starting now.
Speaker 1: For the first time in your life, you will feel better.
Speaker 3: I I don't. I just know that when I was young,
Speaker 3: I almost didn't graduate. And then I looked up the
Speaker 3: rankings and I was very close to the bottom. It
Speaker 3: was like four hundred and some odd people and I
Speaker 3: was near the bottom. I don't that big, It's not that,
Speaker 3: but that was my graduating class. There were three other
Speaker 3: grades that were equally that big. Don't come at me
Speaker 3: about my gigantic high school.
Speaker 2: I forgot wound.
Speaker 3: It is a very big trauma. I don't know all
Speaker 3: the kids I even went to school with. If I
Speaker 3: saw them on the street, I'd say, I don't know you?
Speaker 2: Did you? Did you? She's obsessed with high school?
Speaker 3: Well, it was my glory days. I was in drama
Speaker 3: in high school. Okay, I did the lights for one
Speaker 3: of the plays junior year.
Speaker 2: So which play cut to to?
Speaker 3: I don't remember well? And actually, Sean, I I hate
Speaker 3: to you know what. I hate to give you any
Speaker 3: credit because you are bullying me. But you are, in
Speaker 3: fact correct. I did the lights, but I also didn't
Speaker 3: do the lights because there was no real way to
Speaker 3: do the lights. It was just turned the switch up
Speaker 3: and down. There there was no way to get up
Speaker 3: into the rafters and adjust the lights. It was just
Speaker 3: you're on your own and good luck. And people got
Speaker 3: angry with me.
Speaker 2: There was no way that you found to get into
Speaker 2: the rafters.
Speaker 3: I didn't look because I know one I was a child.
Speaker 2: You didn't look. You didn't look. There was no way.
Speaker 1: And then we investigate just a little bit, just just
Speaker 1: the under the very surface.
Speaker 2: There was no way. Did you look. I didn't look.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't the teacher have said, hey, you're doing lights. This
Speaker 3: is what you're going to need to do. This with
Speaker 3: the ladder is this is how you get up. There
Speaker 3: is how you adjust them.
Speaker 2: The teachers are overpaid. And I thought your school didn't
Speaker 2: have any teachers. I thought that was your whole thing,
Speaker 2: that it was just like so many students, so many teachers.
Speaker 2: They just couldn't even know the teachers.
Speaker 3: There weren't even classrooms. It was just too roughly to
Speaker 3: two thousand teenagers on a campus and just walking around
Speaker 3: the halls and on the and the quad We called
Speaker 3: it the Center Grass area, just walking around all day,
Speaker 3: dropped off in the morning, leave it three point fifteen,
Speaker 3: and that was it was not good. I didn't learn anything.
Speaker 2: We a line segment. I can't sound like that grass
Speaker 2: at hers.
Speaker 3: We do have grass, a.
Speaker 1: Dream we believe would be today if I'd been able
Speaker 1: to see grass.
Speaker 3: Well, we had more than one kind of grass.
Speaker 2: Did you do yeah? I think I do. Did you
Speaker 2: do a chorus line? Did you do a chorus line?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: We can. You're up in the booth, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, the rich popular kids were doing cocaine, but
Speaker 3: the drama Geeks, which I was part of, we were small,
Speaker 3: hooking marijuana and drinking.
Speaker 2: Could you take a COVID test please? Mm hmm, casey
Speaker 2: your PCR test please.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but as I get choked up thinking about
Speaker 3: my traumatic giant high school of kids of a overpopulated
Speaker 3: I mean, every every accusation is an admission, a confession
Speaker 3: with Sean as what I've learned, somebody is dore. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, are they really going to help me take
Speaker 3: a COVID test?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Thanks. However far you think you're supposed to
Speaker 2: go in, go further.
Speaker 3: How about that.
Speaker 2: Table? Thinking about that, I.
Speaker 3: Don't want to distract from the clues. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: help you guess who I am. I'm sorry, it's probably expensive.
Speaker 2: You graduated from high school nineteen. What you know? We
Speaker 2: know your sheep. Yes, that you do exactly as you're told.
Speaker 3: I'm getting really angry, Sean, teacher.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can't have your pudding if you don't eat
Speaker 2: your meat. Of the rules.
Speaker 3: I'm getting really angry at you, Sean. I'm gonna I
Speaker 3: like last Summer's here, I hit you and I might hate.
Speaker 2: That's what he wants you to do. And you do
Speaker 2: exactly as you are told. Teacher, teacher, is this the
Speaker 2: shape of the mold you want me to fit into?
Speaker 3: This is entrap man. You're trying to get me arrested
Speaker 3: for assaults because you're in You're I'm becoming in rape.
Speaker 2: Could be big for the show.
Speaker 1: Parsley arrested during on the set of Hollywood Handbook.
Speaker 2: They call it a set.
Speaker 3: I like your st I like your so although the
Speaker 3: one you.
Speaker 2: Had kind of is a set, now, isn't it. We're
Speaker 2: doing really well it is.
Speaker 3: But the one that you that I can't that I
Speaker 3: was at last time, we were sitting in like couches
Speaker 3: and chairs and stuff, which is how I was able
Speaker 3: to reach over and hit you.
Speaker 2: I remember now that time you weren't able to I'm
Speaker 2: kind of remembering this now, not you, but one of
Speaker 2: the premises that we established. Like so this is starting
Speaker 2: to feel a little familiar. My arm's getting tired from
Speaker 2: carrying this entire episode with my friend.
Speaker 3: My aching bad speaking of arms.
Speaker 2: Where you were going to hit someone, you threatening to
Speaker 2: hit somebody, and then you're the we initiated but that
Speaker 2: your arms were too small, and then we got in
Speaker 2: trouble for doing ableism on you.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and yeah, but you interrupted say speaking of arms,
Speaker 1: you wanted to talk about it.
Speaker 3: I was going to say the t rex arms. I'm curious.
Speaker 2: Literally what I was about to say. You were cutting
Speaker 2: him off to say what he was already saying.
Speaker 3: Understood, Hayes, Where were you born in? What country? I
Speaker 3: I feeling I'm sensing England or Canada?
Speaker 2: I was born at sea?
Speaker 3: Well why are you pronouncing it primus?
Speaker 2: He's a citizen of Earth.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well what accent are you?
Speaker 2: Status? Human being?
Speaker 3: Getting over? It's not primus. I'm angry now I'm angry
Speaker 3: at both of you.
Speaker 2: So you've been angry since you came in, and it's
Speaker 2: got nothing to do with us. Look Inward.
Speaker 1: Walked in here swinging a big old bag around, ranting
Speaker 1: and raving about the bathroom is not big enough.
Speaker 3: Well, it isn't big enough. What if I wanted to
Speaker 3: work out before I come in here and get my blood,
Speaker 3: get my adrenaline going, so I could have some ideas.
Speaker 2: This is the day, get my blood.
Speaker 1: She stopped in staid adrenaline because she knew she was
Speaker 1: about to confess something about blood.
Speaker 2: And after high school shock, the automaton's conveyor belt that
Speaker 2: you were on led you where what was the next
Speaker 2: step on the cookie cuting factory? Then delivered on the
Speaker 2: assembly line.
Speaker 3: So then I went to junior college for two years,
Speaker 3: got the best grades i've gotten.
Speaker 2: Fucking widget machine. And then I went to the one
Speaker 2: out of the factory.
Speaker 3: And then and then I transferred to UC Davis and
Speaker 3: was an English major and flunked out twice. Kept going back.
Speaker 3: I've been back since I went back in twenty thirteen,
Speaker 3: still haven't graduated.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do entertainment industry anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I go back.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do you see Davis, want to
Speaker 2: you see Davis. I'm probably going to go. You're probably
Speaker 2: gonna go straight from here to you see Davis again.
Speaker 3: I might go to summer school. If I'm being honest,
Speaker 3: I don't have an I don't have an acting job
Speaker 3: right now. And honestly, the two of you are driving
Speaker 3: me out of the Los Angeles area, your your energy.
Speaker 3: When I'm not here, I can still feel it, the hostility,
Speaker 3: the aggression, the entrapment, the instigation, the character assassination, and
Speaker 3: you're driving me out of Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: When I feel like an assassination has to be of
Speaker 2: like a prominent person, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't be like, yeah, you wouldn't be assassinated, you know,
Speaker 2: like lady, Yes, you know what I mean. Yeah, you'd
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 3: I get.
Speaker 2: For better or worse.
Speaker 3: No, they weren't like, can I just say something because
Speaker 3: it's just I'm just now realizing what's happening. What's been happening.
Speaker 3: You guys are mad that your old pal has skyrocketed
Speaker 3: to fame and fortune, and you were trying to tear
Speaker 3: me down.
Speaker 2: You think that I was why would we tear you down?
Speaker 2: You thought you thought become famous? Why would with you?
Speaker 2: And how is that going to help us get her
Speaker 2: back on the show.
Speaker 3: So this is now I'm finding out this has happened
Speaker 3: to you with more people than just me. It's happened
Speaker 3: to you with Io as well. So I you thought
Speaker 3: I would come in here swinging dick Johnny hot shit,
Speaker 3: Hollywood gone all Hollywood, And instead I came in like
Speaker 3: this sincere friend that you've known since your childhood's who
Speaker 3: has supported did your podcast it's before it started. And
Speaker 3: I came in here the way I always am. And
Speaker 3: you couldn't fucking stand up bad enough that she's an
Speaker 3: a lister in Hollywood and that she's a millionaire. Bad
Speaker 3: enough she comes in and she's not even a hateful bitch.
Speaker 3: Well we're not going to stand for that. We're going
Speaker 3: to provoke her, We're going to entrap her, We're going
Speaker 3: to try to get her to hit Sean again and
Speaker 3: get her arrested.
Speaker 1: At any point you want to take a breath so
Speaker 1: that one of us can get a word in that.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it. I've heard enough.
Speaker 2: Your is sorriness. I am having sorriness to you right now, Okay.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I am apologizing. I have not seen you in a while. Okay,
Speaker 2: I've been distracted. You think you have stuff going on.
Speaker 3: I don't have anything, right, That's also why you're angry.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't have anything going on. I scrolled
Speaker 3: TikTok all day on the couch with my dog and
Speaker 3: my two casts. I have nothing going on, and you
Speaker 3: fucking hate it.
Speaker 2: Again. I am trying to say, I am so greatful
Speaker 2: for everything you have done for the show, Scott, and
Speaker 2: the fact that at Scott to go Zymos.
Speaker 3: It's not I'm not Scott. You met you guess strong again.
Speaker 2: Now because you've changed so much? Is this what you meant?
Speaker 2: Not even Scott anymore? Not even Scott anymore?
Speaker 3: Did you think I was Scott Bao? Was that the
Speaker 3: Scott you thought I was?
Speaker 2: No, I thought you were a different Trump supporter Scott Ackerman.
Speaker 3: Oh, Scott Ackerman, Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Who has been. I'm very supportive of our show from
Speaker 2: the beginning from we were children. Yes, yes, we have
Speaker 2: not seen since we were doing a show on a
Speaker 2: fucking couch. Okay, now we're here and it has I
Speaker 2: think taken us out of ourselves a little bit, made
Speaker 2: us forget who we are. It's true, it's true.
Speaker 1: And we're in this beautiful set, this gorgeous studio, with
Speaker 1: these wonderful microphones, and got this incredible, you know label
Speaker 1: behind us, the big money players, and you know, it
Speaker 1: really has I mean, I get the bends a little bit,
Speaker 1: and I find myself kind of gasping for air and
Speaker 1: hoping that my you know, brain doesn't explode or whatever,
Speaker 1: because I I do get a little disoriented, and it's
Speaker 1: to the point where I can't even remember. She threw
Speaker 1: the PC artists across the room, so she knows she's
Speaker 1: igan one already. But I get it so that I
Speaker 1: can't even recognize my own friends. Yeah, Scott Ackerman, and
Speaker 1: that's where I was getting hot in the polls.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And by the way, I don't take a position.
Speaker 1: But you think we're going to pull out of the
Speaker 1: skit or.
Speaker 3: What with with what Scott Ackerman's running for for office?
Speaker 3: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 2: I don't think Scott's running Oh who.
Speaker 3: Are we talking about? I thought we were talking about
Speaker 3: Scott Ackerman.
Speaker 2: But don't you have changed?
Speaker 3: Don't you feel like I might have been a better
Speaker 3: friend to you than Scott Ackerman.
Speaker 2: Where I was getting I forgot that you. Scott used
Speaker 2: to refer to yourself as car slot because you, yeah,
Speaker 2: love classic cars.
Speaker 3: I love them, and give me a Corvette.
Speaker 2: When you get into those bucket seats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't get out, basically because my legs and
Speaker 3: my arms are.
Speaker 2: Just parking lot shots.
Speaker 3: I can't can't get them out. I can't get out.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm out each window.
Speaker 3: That I mean, I wish that could happen. My legs
Speaker 3: won't reach the window, not from anything.
Speaker 2: That's not me. For everyone is about to ride my
Speaker 2: ass for ableism that was not me. This was stated
Speaker 2: directly by the guest.
Speaker 1: We have made no value judgment on whether it is
Speaker 1: good or bad to not be able to get your
Speaker 1: legs out the window. I will say it was the
Speaker 1: same person who told me that there was no way
Speaker 1: to get into the rafters. And then question one, we
Speaker 1: found out that they never even tried. So I can't
Speaker 1: say what could happen or couldn't with the legs in
Speaker 1: the window.
Speaker 3: Well, I will admit because I appreciate you apologizing, Hayes,
Speaker 3: and I don't know why Sean hasn't yet. But I
Speaker 3: won't go ahead and be the bigger person cooking up
Speaker 3: something and say that I also am sorry thing big.
Speaker 1: I don't want to rush into this apology. This is
Speaker 1: going to be one for the record book.
Speaker 3: Well I'm and I don't want to outdo you because
Speaker 3: I know you're sensitive about how much more wildly successful
Speaker 3: I am than you. And I don't know if I
Speaker 3: told you, guys, but I have been. I have been
Speaker 3: to the Chateau Marmott and I don't know if you Okay,
Speaker 3: if that makes you feel bad, I'm so sorry, But
Speaker 3: I what I want to say is that throughout the
Speaker 3: decades you.
Speaker 2: Said Marmont Marmont, I was recently invited to Chateau Marmott, Okay,
Speaker 2: which is considered like kind of a stepping stone. It's
Speaker 2: at the zoo, okay, but it is that's the path
Speaker 2: a lot of times to getting to I don't know
Speaker 2: if it was your path, but like for a lot
Speaker 2: of people, like it's kind of that's before you get
Speaker 2: the call to maybe you skip that step.
Speaker 1: But yes, and I've been a member at Chateau Marmat
Speaker 1: for a little while and may have pulled some strings
Speaker 1: to get the extended to my friend, and I think
Speaker 1: that I may be graduating on too, and pronounce it
Speaker 1: for me again.
Speaker 3: The Chateau Marmont, Yes, exactly, well, pretty soon, watch out
Speaker 3: for the security guard that has a crew cut, because
Speaker 3: he did yell at me to get in the car
Speaker 3: and get out of there when I was leaving, and so.
Speaker 2: You were already leaving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but not fast enough for he was trying to
Speaker 3: lock it down because he thought there's going to be
Speaker 3: famous people here any minute. I got to get this
Speaker 3: lady out of here. And what I'm saying is, like you, guys,
Speaker 3: he was intimidated by my success. He knew full well
Speaker 3: who I was. Everybody, does I have it? Okay?
Speaker 2: I have it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: How did we not see it? I told you he
Speaker 2: was cooking up something big? Do I know this guy? I?
Speaker 3: We both did, known him for decades.
Speaker 1: Since your apology, I'm sorry, I didn't realize what you
Speaker 1: were doing. Hey, someone famous, someone successful, someone who could
Speaker 1: do a Super Bowl halftime wildly success?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, someone we've known forever.
Speaker 1: And what has she done for minute one of coming
Speaker 1: in with the flip flopping and the untruth she lies,
Speaker 1: I lieses.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to and she is slinging shells. Right, it's
Speaker 2: like Mario Kart.
Speaker 3: I damn as angry as I was at you earlier,
Speaker 3: I have totally I can't stay mad at you because
Speaker 3: I feel so guilty that I have to you wrong again.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm.
Speaker 2: Not in cars with people. You're real, real people, and
Speaker 2: you're going you like this car? Oh you're driving like this?
Speaker 2: You get these ads?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't have to do ads anymore
Speaker 3: because Hollywood pays me millions upon millions just to show
Speaker 3: up at the Chateau Marmott and get kicked out quickly.
Speaker 2: What did the man say?
Speaker 3: He said you have to go now, and he yelled
Speaker 3: that part go now, and I said, whoa okay, And
Speaker 3: then a lady who was also a security guard walked
Speaker 3: towards the ga.
Speaker 2: They can be security guards.
Speaker 3: A security lady came towards.
Speaker 2: Gen because it was odd to you. I actually think
Speaker 2: it's fine.
Speaker 3: I mean it's not a traditional the kind of traditional
Speaker 3: roles that women should have, like movie star. Right, it's
Speaker 3: not like it's not traditional, But like, I'm not here
Speaker 3: to judge people. She didn't. She had her hair in
Speaker 3: a low ponytail. She was nice about it, but her body,
Speaker 3: her movements ushering me to the car, it was like here,
Speaker 3: so not the most flattering. Not to not that not
Speaker 3: that she looked bad, but.
Speaker 2: Just you're thinking of the same thing. Yes, oh yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: that was low. Go ahead.
Speaker 3: Anyway. She let me know that the guy wasn't kidding
Speaker 3: by ushering me to the to the open car door,
Speaker 3: and I said, got it leaving. I hate when people
Speaker 3: feel so bad about being near me because of how
Speaker 3: famous I am, that they're that they're forced to yell
Speaker 3: at me because they feel so bad about the difference
Speaker 3: between the very tip top of Hollywood and where they are,
Speaker 3: and they say, you have to get out of here
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: Sure, Raymond the Fourth, and it's come buddy.
Speaker 3: Can I say that in some ways you're getting farther
Speaker 3: away somehow.
Speaker 2: Here's my confessions. I got it bad.
Speaker 3: If you lived on TikTok the way I do, you
Speaker 3: would know that Usher is problematic right now because he's
Speaker 3: touring with Chris Brown.
Speaker 2: What made you do that?
Speaker 3: The money? I love the money that people are willing
Speaker 3: to pay Usher, But I also have to say now
Speaker 3: that I no, Usher, stop the truth is, now that
Speaker 3: I've said that, I'm not sure if it is Chris
Speaker 3: Brown or someone else problematic that Usher's touring with, but
Speaker 3: people were mad at him on TikTok. That's all I
Speaker 3: know is what's happening on TikTok. I've got this.
Speaker 2: Super who ended up doing that Super Bowl halftime show TikTok.
Speaker 3: No, oh, never.
Speaker 2: Mind, Sorry, you have to go now.
Speaker 1: But uh, I am now wishing I didn't throw my
Speaker 1: phone away because I think the answer of who the
Speaker 1: guest is is on there.
Speaker 3: I have another I have another clue, A helpful clue. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say now. Pay attention to how I say it,
Speaker 3: not just what I say. Yes, missus doubt fire? M
Speaker 3: M does that do anything?
Speaker 2: Missus doubt fire?
Speaker 3: Hellou? Does that remind you of anything?
Speaker 2: Say? Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 3: Do? You want me to just tell you who I am?
Speaker 1: Well, we're almost out of time. People are gonna want
Speaker 1: to be able to search the episode.
Speaker 3: Wait, it's only forty three minutes. I thought I got
Speaker 3: a full hour. I haven't seen my close childhood friends
Speaker 3: Hayes and Sean for over a year.
Speaker 2: It got a full hour.
Speaker 3: I thought, i'd get a full hour. What is this
Speaker 3: ship you? You're so bitter and jealous of my wild
Speaker 3: success that you're cutting my time short.
Speaker 2: What do you give everybody? Make your pitch? What do
Speaker 2: you have for the next sixteen and a half minutes?
Speaker 2: What's like you've been saving it up? Whatever it is?
Speaker 2: So I believe you've got something in the tank. I
Speaker 2: am rung out.
Speaker 3: I don't have anything in the tank. I did it.
Speaker 3: I let you down again. I disappointed you again, and
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Can either of you get me a job?
Speaker 3: Don't you both have jobs? Can you get me a
Speaker 3: job in.
Speaker 2: A gray area?
Speaker 3: Because here's what, here's that's the thing.
Speaker 2: We have them? So what So let you just explain
Speaker 2: to you, give it to her, to her.
Speaker 3: Let me explain to you. Let me tell you what's
Speaker 3: in it for you? Okay, there's a thing. And I
Speaker 3: know that you don't know this because it hasn't happened
Speaker 3: to you. But when you hit the top heights of
Speaker 3: show business, it's like when the when the elevator in
Speaker 3: Willy Wonka goes through the ceiling, you go out of
Speaker 3: the system. You get so high that you're not out
Speaker 3: of the system. You can't you're not you're no longer
Speaker 3: working because you got so.
Speaker 2: High you and the execs are shot. They think, like,
Speaker 2: she is, I got a call for Kenny.
Speaker 3: You know, like we can't get her. We probably can't
Speaker 3: get Yeah, we can't get her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just Scarlet and Colin, who it's all Scarlet.
Speaker 3: And Colin, Scarlet and Culin. Colin Scarlet, Scarlett Johansson and
Speaker 3: Culin who.
Speaker 1: Exactly m hmm yeah together her right, because it's Scarlet
Speaker 1: and Colin. So it's like nobody's nobody else was going
Speaker 1: to ask, but Colin, who could ask?
Speaker 3: Oh, Colin, not Colin. I thought you said, Culinen.
Speaker 2: I thought you said, an ambulance if I have to
Speaker 2: stay here for another fifteen minutes, Colin.
Speaker 3: I thought you said Colin. And of course I immediately thought
Speaker 3: of the Cullens from Twilight. And that's where I was confused,
Speaker 3: because Scarlett Johanson wasn't in Twilight.
Speaker 1: Colin is also you know, culling is sometimes its removing
Speaker 1: an element that's not working. Please do tune in next
Speaker 1: week when we will be right back here, Hollywood Handbook.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a terrific episode for you. Somebody so
Speaker 1: great and I'll tell you common side effects of having
Speaker 1: our next guest to include euphoria being induced.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna have a lot of fun. We may
Speaker 2: fall in love. It'll be something of a marriage story.
Speaker 2: And missus baskets.
Speaker 3: When can I come back?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 3: When can I come back into your podcast again?
Speaker 2: By Hambook