Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties. Hello. Yes, Hello,
Speaker 1: this is Ted there. But though I'm calling from Merrow
Speaker 1: Customer Service. I was looking for Debbie. It's about a
Speaker 1: couch that you have not received yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got her. It's been like three weeks.
Speaker 1: Nice. Well, the reason I'm calling today is to inform
Speaker 1: you that that couch that you had ordered from us,
Speaker 1: the one it is three weeks late. Yeah, yes, it
Speaker 1: is unfortunately dead and gone and I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 1: What Yes, I in the couch is dead and gone.
Speaker 1: It is ruined and we cannot deliver that couch now
Speaker 1: because it is dead and gone. And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? How is it ruined?
Speaker 1: Well, I just go ahead and explain what happened. So,
Speaker 1: somehow a delivery driver that was delivering the couch was
Speaker 1: delivering on time, but he got the address throng and
Speaker 1: he delivered it to a local karaoke bar. And so
Speaker 1: the couch has been in the karaoke bar for three weeks.
Speaker 2: And no, no, I wait a second, why would it
Speaker 2: go to a different address.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I said. When I saw it, I said,
Speaker 1: how could you get karaoke bar mixed up with a
Speaker 1: residential air address, so that couch has been in the
Speaker 1: karaoke bar. And then have you ever done karaoke before?
Speaker 1: It can be a blast?
Speaker 2: You know what? I don't really see how that where's
Speaker 2: another couch for me? Then, like you guys have to
Speaker 2: replace what I already paid for? So where is my couch?
Speaker 1: Well, the couches at the karaoke bar?
Speaker 2: Don't you care about that couse? But you.
Speaker 1: Paid for Sometimes when you do with the karaoke, you know,
Speaker 1: can't stop believing that's always my song?
Speaker 2: What's you don't care about karaoke? Stop talking about karaoke.
Speaker 2: I paid for that couch, so you just need to
Speaker 2: find me the same one wall.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, that was the last one that we had made,
Speaker 1: so there is no more options for that couch, you see,
Speaker 1: And so that's the problem that we're haven't over here
Speaker 1: is trying.
Speaker 2: To you need to refund me and I just will
Speaker 2: never deal with your company again.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we can offer a refund at this time, but
Speaker 1: we are willing to have that couch taken if you
Speaker 1: would like the couch steal, even though it's it's kind
Speaker 1: of dead. Gowing it's got sweats, sing a sweat on
Speaker 1: it and alcohol. But you could have it delivered. We
Speaker 1: could pick that up and deliver it today if you
Speaker 1: want it. You could have your couch by this afternoon.
Speaker 2: No, I do not want the couch that's been in
Speaker 2: a karaoke bar with god nose who.
Speaker 1: Has seen sweet sweaty sing a sweat, sweatst sing a
Speaker 1: sweat all over it?
Speaker 2: Wait whatever you said that I ordered or I want
Speaker 2: a refund?
Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately, like I said, we cannot do a refund
Speaker 1: for refund on that, but I'm prepared to offer you
Speaker 1: some other options because I wasn't sure if you like
Speaker 1: the US sweaty single sweat the sweaty single sweat all
Speaker 1: over it. Yes, I didn't think so that's why it's
Speaker 1: been dead gone and I'm so sorry. But we do
Speaker 1: have a diye net say it. It is the same process.
Speaker 2: No, I don't need a dinetta. I'm sorry. Why exactly
Speaker 2: couldn't you give me a refund? Because you messed it up?
Speaker 2: So I want my money back.
Speaker 1: You've got a bright pink credenza.
Speaker 2: If you would like that bright pink credenza. Seriously, I
Speaker 2: ordered a couch. What would you like me to do
Speaker 2: is a bright pink credenza, shit on it and watch
Speaker 2: my shows? Are you?
Speaker 1: I just let you know I did talk to the
Speaker 1: bar and they are prepared to offer you first ride
Speaker 1: at any karaoke song you want to sing if you
Speaker 1: want to come down.
Speaker 2: And I don't care about karaoke. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: karaoke to sit on a couch that I paid for.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm done speaking with you. I want
Speaker 2: to talk to your manager or supervisor whoever, like you
Speaker 2: should not be doing any kind of customer service. It's
Speaker 2: just been ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That's understandable. I can tell that you are pretty fired
Speaker 1: up right now, and I'm so sorry about this. You
Speaker 1: more onrey than a bed with a throwne in his pall,
Speaker 1: which is understandable.
Speaker 2: What you know what again? Manager, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, how about I tell you that this is actually
Speaker 1: Jewbel from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on
Speaker 1: you and your husband set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 1: He said that you ordered couch and it's three weeks late,
Speaker 1: and you're angry about it and you wanted to mess
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm kidding. It's not at a karaoke bar. I
Speaker 1: don't know where it is though, but he just wanted
Speaker 1: to have some fun with you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm I thank God because I'm not
Speaker 2: going to hearaoke bar
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jebal phone pranks,