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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be.

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Speaker 4: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim to give us.

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Speaker 3: Do you wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all

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Speaker 3: about every scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Porn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Hi, welcome to Do you

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Speaker 2: need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is

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Speaker 2: Karen gl Gariff. How are you Karen?

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Speaker 3: I mean I'm feeling a strong sense of discovery right

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Speaker 3: now between the two of us.

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Speaker 2: Oh that sounds yeah, it was. I opened the show

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Speaker 2: with a real quizzical tone. I love it, like I'm

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Speaker 2: ready ready to learn?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like where are we on our own podcast?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Wow? It takes place in the car. We're picking

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Speaker 2: up a comic. We're taking a death to lax. That's

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Speaker 2: a great idea.

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Speaker 3: This is fascinating.

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Speaker 2: Tell me more, well, I would accept. I'm reminded now

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Speaker 2: that you thought of it, Karen.

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Speaker 1: Oh, maybe that's why I asked that question.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you are experiencing extreme loss of your own memories.

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Speaker 3: Which or extreme ego maniacal behavior on me.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people need to have someone else say

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Speaker 2: what they've done or what they've thought of to kind

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Speaker 1: Who in this car was on wings?

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Speaker 2: It was you, Karen.

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Speaker 3: Who in this car was in a European car commercial

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Speaker 2: Hey wait a minute, that was me. But I feel

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Speaker 2: like you made mine seem like I'm just like a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was trying to do.

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Speaker 2: Oh so your brain that's.

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Speaker 1: Trying to make you look dumb.

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Speaker 2: That's another thing that ego maniacal like people do. They

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Speaker 2: take other people's things. They disguise it as a compliment. Yep,

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Speaker 2: and then they're like, oh, yeah, remember that posthole you digged?

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Speaker 2: That was amazing. Do you still want to do a

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Speaker 2: lot of post hole digging? I was fifteen, I was

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I wasn't trying to do it for a living. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I thought you were great at it.

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Speaker 2: I think it's one of the best things you've done.

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Speaker 2: I mean, comedy, you should do. Comedy is great too.

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Speaker 3: Comedy is good, but you excel. I mean you come

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Speaker 3: alive when you dig post holes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you see immediate progress, which, let's be honest

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Speaker 3: Did you have one of those special shovels that has

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Speaker 3: two shovels on each side to dig those postals?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is the most poorly designed tool if you

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Speaker 3: Are you saying it's bad postal service?

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Speaker 2: It's it really is that.

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Speaker 3: Maybe there's a reason I'm so.

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Speaker 2: Stuck up because you're Yeah, if you're someone that just

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Speaker 3: I feel like that's what we're appear to do.

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Speaker 2: That's what we're trying to Your brain should be on

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Speaker 3: Egg like the June You know what perfume was by faberge.

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Speaker 2: Brute, by fabri also by men and by men today

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Speaker 2: in Los Angeles is the LA Marathon. And come on,

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Speaker 2: you guys. I know you want to run until there's

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Speaker 2: But some people still have to function in a in

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Speaker 2: Look at this traffic. Traffic is bumper to bumper, just

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Speaker 2: You can't take that ship to Burbank with your diarrhea shorts.

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Speaker 3: Take it over. Well, I'm I live in Burbank. Let's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you take that shit to Downey? Leave

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Speaker 1: Leave us alone, Leave us alone.

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Speaker 2: I get it. You want to run, and I say

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Speaker 2: so much pain in the face, and he's like running

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Speaker 2: out of curiosity. Turns out I actually want to run

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Speaker 3: The shit discipline.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'd love it. Let's wear this is officially Colon

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Speaker 2: Colon the poop episode.

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Speaker 1: Let's just try to weave it in.

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Speaker 3: We won't tell our guest, Bridger Winger, that it's officially that.

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Speaker 2: Tell me a little bit about Bridger.

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Speaker 3: his last name. It's Winger, yes, oh yes, winnegerk And

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Speaker 3: Bridger is a Mormon name and uh it I looked

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Speaker 2: A twelve, A twelve with the number. Yes, the letter

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Speaker 2: and the number are so all of the Bridger Mormons

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Speaker 2: are like a digital human, like a robot, A twelve.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we can ask him about it.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if he is religiously Mormon or if

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Speaker 3: he's just from Utah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that much about him.

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Speaker 2: His name is Bridger and he's originally from Utah. Yep, Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's safe to assume.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is very safe.

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Speaker 2: See up here, yep, there's a Department of Transportation ballard,

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Speaker 3: Now, Christ did you ever work for the city, because

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Speaker 3: I didn't know those were called ballards.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm not exactly I don't know that they are.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just a caution sign. A ballard, I'm incorrect.

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Speaker 2: A ballard is further along the road here. Ballard is

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Speaker 2: one of those yellow poles that are only made to

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, they're made.

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Speaker 2: Of cement on the inside, their metal on the outside. Actually,

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Speaker 2: speaking of my manual labor past, once in Austin, I

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Speaker 2: that during the day I picked up a gig painting ballards.

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Speaker 3: And I am not kidding, just one color, just yell,

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Speaker 3: it wasn't because your artistic background.

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Speaker 2: Drove around the city with a roller and some oil

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Speaker 2: based paint. Wow, high gloss. God, they were shiny.

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Speaker 1: I bet they were gorgeous ballards.

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Speaker 2: I went to art school, Karen and when Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: I bring that art ability into my ballard painting, even

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Speaker 2: though I know it's just a utilitarian use of paint.

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Speaker 1: Look at this fool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, now you're trapped. What do you do with

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Speaker 2: rules when you find out about him, lady? Do you

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Speaker 3: I love it in Los Angeles if you've never driven here,

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Speaker 3: there's a lot of people who think they're going to

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Speaker 3: do it their way and then like that, lady, they

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Speaker 3: get trapped in a little circle of cones that somebody

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Speaker 3: got out of the car and they're moving the cones.

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Speaker 2: That's great, that is amazing.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty awesome.

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Speaker 2: I hope he had some sarcastic comments for her when

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Speaker 2: he got out. So the road is closed, the road.

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Speaker 3: Is closed down there. We're what we're trying to do

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Speaker 2: Oh I thought he is a hollywoodland a.

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Speaker 3: Uh, well that's it's you know, that's that block okay

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Speaker 3: where the Kimmel Show is Okay, Well, he works on

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Speaker 1: And I guess he's there for work.

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Speaker 2: Today, okay, and that's where we're picking him up. Well,

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Speaker 2: I certainly hope we can get to him. This is

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Speaker 2: actually are you nervous?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't care about anything.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well I'll be the one that cares because

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Speaker 2: That that was a roadblock. I know Orange will be

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Speaker 1: But it's those people are turning down the street that

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 3: Those people don't even know what the age they're doing. Also,

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Speaker 3: this is ten minutes fast, Okay, I should tell you that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I know to never look at someone's car clock,

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Speaker 2: because that's a trick that I've never tried on myself,

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Speaker 2: though I know I said it, it's really ten minutes earlier. Right,

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Speaker 2: I've never tried that trick on myself.

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Speaker 3: It's so stupid. All it does actually is make me

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Speaker 2: Which takes more time, and you're later, and I'm always late.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm irresponsible in that way.

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Speaker 2: And there's nothing more time consuming than math.

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Speaker 3: People I know, and stressful.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh no.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So here's what we're gonna say.

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Speaker 2: Now you're nervous like I was.

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Speaker 3: Yep, because this is truly cut off. But here's what

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do. Okay, We're gonna pull over up here

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Speaker 3: on Franklin and he's gonna walk over because.

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Speaker 2: That's from where he's at.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's right down there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the El Capitan is substantially down there.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but he said he was on Hawthorn.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well I don't know where he is and

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Speaker 2: how did that carget? Oh my god, he's gonna have

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Speaker 2: to run a little marathon of his own.

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Speaker 3: This is crazy. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't I'm a little worried.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if we can look back.

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Speaker 2: They this is at first, and do you need a

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Speaker 2: write history where we are? There are roadblocks keeping us

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Speaker 2: from our guest. He is, he's in.

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Speaker 3: The spot like he might have to take an uber

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that is job one right now. Oh oh,

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Speaker 2: He is literally walking. Yeah, which is is this going

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Speaker 1: Your face, and your your Tesla.

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Speaker 2: Okay, a lot of people think Tesla ripped off Edison.

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Speaker 3: That's right, because Tesla wanted all electricity to be free

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Speaker 2: No one's ever accused her of being a fit. I

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Speaker 3: Yes, she does, look well she does. No, I bet

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm an asshole. Then how quickly you become

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Speaker 3: It's it's literally impossible. But I think what he did

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Speaker 3: Well, it's because it's light.

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Speaker 2: That show is demanding that.

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Speaker 3: It's a daily show, okay, which so it's not Oh,

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Speaker 2: This is we're making progress. We're at least going east,

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Speaker 1: Kids out of my way, nerds.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is very good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is much better.

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Speaker 2: this is not looking good. This is a bunch of

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Speaker 3: What is this street?

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Speaker 2: What is this street? Do you think that when people

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Speaker 2: You're Los Angeles? There?

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Speaker 2: Yep, We've got to that's good.

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Speaker 2: And are we Am I about to watch this bus

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Speaker 1: Into the back of me.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he would only just be backing into you. Well,

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Speaker 2: Do You Need to Ride?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This is this is insane.

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Speaker 2: A lot of times that alienates people that don't live

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Speaker 1: I can't learn anything from this.

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Speaker 2: You're fascinating?

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Speaker 3: Is this is you're learning why people in La bitch

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Speaker 3: There's kids in there that hand Look at the front

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Speaker 2: Oh, what a weird bus choice.

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Speaker 1: This must be a punk rock bus.

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Speaker 2: This is a school bus filled with kids. It says

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is super weird.

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Speaker 2: Look at that that is straight out of grease.

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Speaker 2: When he chops up a tire, that is awesome. Oh

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Speaker 2: I wish we got to start adding photos to our podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I could have taken one.

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Speaker 1: It just backed up so closely behind me.

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Speaker 2: Well we and yeah, there's a lot we need to do,

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Speaker 3: But also he's not gonna get anywhere because he's going

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Speaker 2: He just needs some Chick fil A or whatever's on

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Speaker 2: the Wellness center at Hollywood High. Don't say that. That

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just texting with Bridgers, so I'm not helping.

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Speaker 2: It's quite all right, It's quite all right. This is

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Speaker 1: Entertaining, or two people actually talking.

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Speaker 2: Yes or or providing information applicable to your life, it's

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Speaker 2: your time. And you're probably happy, and you probably have

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Speaker 3: You don't know that they're all spiritually fulfilled.

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Speaker 2: No, a lot of them are riddled with darkness. You

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Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like that's the human condition wherever

449
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 3: you live or wherever you go, that's that that doesn't

450
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,959
Speaker 3: go away because you have nice surroundings.

451
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 2: A lot of people are chasing happiness and they think

452
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,639
Speaker 2: it's going to be in a relationship or in a job.

453
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 2: It's in you.

454
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: It's you know what, happiness someone I.

455
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 2: Read this is a warm gun. I heard it, that's right.

456
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: I heard that in a song.

457
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 2: Oh, this lady needs us to do something.

458
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,400
Speaker 1: Too bad, it's not going to happen.

459
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 2: We're all on our own.

460
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,160
Speaker 3: Oh think, So Bridger is a couple of blocks away

461
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:06,679
Speaker 3: and he's walking to us. Oh, isn't that crazy? It's crazy.

462
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 3: He's gonna walk the marathon route.

463
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,919
Speaker 2: Oh no, I hope does he have bags with him?

464
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 3: Well, he's they're going to Austin for a couple of days,

465
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 3: so he probably has a suitcase.

466
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 2: Oh no, Oh, look at her.

467
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 3: She's rolling by and her is she in the marathon?

468
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 3: There's a woman in a kind of what do you

469
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 3: call that?

470
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 2: A lark? I've kind of I started calling them all

471
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 2: rascal scooters, but it is some sort of a you know,

472
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 2: an assistant's cart. Let's just call it that. She's very popular.

473
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 2: Everyone's saying hi to her.

474
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm texting him the exact where we are.

475
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe we should drop a pin. A lot of

476
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 2: people drop pins.

477
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,719
Speaker 1: This is so fucked.

478
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. I had a feeling. I mean last night,

479
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 2: I had trouble sleeping last night because I was thinking

480
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 2: about this happening. Yeah, so for it now be happening. Okay,

481
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 2: it's really making me wish i'd slept.

482
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 3: Because it's gonna happen anyway.

483
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 2: It happened anyway, which is.

484
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 3: Kind of bringing me back to what I was kind

485
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 3: of saying before, which is, you can't you know.

486
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: This shit goes down? Yeah, and that's why we I.

487
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 3: Built in Uh, at least we did, like at least

488
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 3: an extra hour for this podcast so that he would

489
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 3: be on time.

490
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 2: Right.

491
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: I think we can still make it.

492
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 2: I think we can still make it too.

493
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 3: I mean, who knows, though, who knows what's going to

494
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 3: happen in this goddamn We have not had.

495
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 2: A guest miss their flight yet, No, have we? I

496
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 2: don't think so.

497
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 3: No, Unless they did, they just didn't tell us.

498
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 2: Oh I don't want to hear about that. Wow. Sounds

499
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 2: like I'm not sleeping again tonight.

500
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh I can see him, you can.

501
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 2: I wish I knew you know, I was red hair

502
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 2: one time I did the Scar Brothers podcast, and they

503
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 2: did so much research about me. One they knew what

504
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: I looked like two. They knew my last name, and

505
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 2: they knew all these details about my life and my

506
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 2: interests and brought them up and had things to say

507
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 2: about them. And they were both on iPads, and I

508
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 2: was like, oh wow, if I ever have a podcast,

509
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put that kind of work into it. But no,

510
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 2: he screw those guys, and screw them for putting the

511
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 2: pressure on me. Jason Randy, we you know how hard

512
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 2: it is to just the logistics of there he is there,

513
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 2: he is there, He is with his beautiful he's got

514
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 2: red hair and a nice stride.

515
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 3: And he looked like he should be, uh, you know,

516
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 3: in like a j crew.

517
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: He's so young and he.

518
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 2: Is well, now I realize that's gotta be someone Karen

519
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 2: has a crush on. He's handsome, Anthony's filled with gusto.

520
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 2: I'm now alone in the car. Richard's getting in the car.

521
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted, as if I have run the marathon myself.

522
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 2: I like these guys, they're just walking by, smoking high.

523
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,679
Speaker 2: Good to meet you. How what is this madness?

524
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,719
Speaker 3: We're in it to win it this morning?

525
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 2: Let's see.

526
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, let's be safe, can you.

527
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 2: You might be Yeah, there's the blanket. We put down

528
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 2: the blank It's a decision you need to make. Do

529
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 2: you like of dog hairs or safety? I prefer Actually

530
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: it's a toss up for me. It is it's usually

531
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 2: covered with some kind of hair. I have safety. That's great, good,

532
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 2: Okay that ever, well, then you've made your decision. That

533
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 2: often is the decision. But I'm myself am allergic to dogs,

534
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 2: so I sometimes when I'm having a bad attack, I'd

535
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 2: rather be flying through a windshield. How are you operating

536
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: in this car?

537
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

538
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 2: Really, it's certain dogs, Pugs, any kind of a any

539
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 2: kind of a pug or bulldog type pugs orthis. Yeah,

540
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 2: they really are pretty. They have little to know worth. Yeah,

541
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: garbage they are. There's one fun thing to do with

542
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: pugs though. If you're ever in a body of water

543
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 2: where you're waiting in it, and you're holding a pug,

544
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 2: and you lower the pug towards the water, they will

545
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 2: start swimming above the water and when you set them down,

546
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: they'll take off like a motor boat. Have you done

547
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 2: this personally? And yes, and I've only done it with

548
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 2: that one breed of dog. That's something that may be

549
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 2: multiple dames where did this opportunity come from? Oh in

550
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: Montana right near the where they shot a river runs

551
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 2: through it, and that was my This dog also would

552
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 2: get excited and you're like that, lady, now do you

553
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 2: want to make it out and move cold? Done that

554
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 2: and the dog would get excited and his eyes it

555
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 2: was disgusting. His eyes would pop out and she had

556
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: to push them back in like that lady that was

557
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: on Letterman in the eighties.

558
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: Sorry, this is.

559
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 3: All of these people have gone down the street illegally.

560
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 2: I had to drive through a barricade.

561
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 5: I just gave up eventually because I had to get

562
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 5: to my parking spot. So I just drove literally threw

563
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 5: a cone, and the police state.

564
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 2: Now, d you go to work today or late this morning?

565
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 5: I got there at like ten forty five. I just

566
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 5: left my car there because I don't have a parking

567
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 5: space in my apartment.

568
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's fair, and they let you do that. Yeah,

569
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 2: the good people great at Kimmel.

570
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,719
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, tell us a little bit about your job. Yes,

571
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 3: you feel comfortable talking about that?

572
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, doesn't make you uneasy.

573
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,199
Speaker 5: It makes me incredibly uneasy. Just the thought of it

574
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 5: makes me shiver. No, it's great. It's I've been working

575
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 5: there since last September. And what do you want to know.

576
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 2: Is there's a guy named Andy Fisher that used to direct.

577
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 2: He doesn't work there anymore, does he not? As far

578
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 2: as that's my only name. Drop.

579
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 3: You're a staff writer, right, I'm.

580
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 2: A staff writer. I work with a variety of wonderful people.

581
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 3: And have you done anything that's been that you can say, Oh,

582
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 3: I wrote that that's been on the air and people might.

583
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: Have gone viral those where all you you influence culture?

584
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 3: And anyway, all of oh your mean tweets was your idea?

585
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 3: Good to know? Bridge your winger?

586
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 5: Wait listen, one of my dreams of being on a

587
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 5: podcast is being able to say my name correctly in public.

588
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 3: Okay, please do it, because I just did it wrong.

589
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 5: Well, because eighty percent of my close friends at this

590
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 5: point don't know.

591
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that makes Karen feel.

592
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 5: Better because and this is my fault, because about two

593
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 5: years ago I heard somebody correct somebody on their name pronunciation,

594
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 5: and I just thought, that's the what are you doing?

595
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 5: Who cares like? They were very mean about it? And

596
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 5: so I just gave up correcting people on my name altogether. Right,

597
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 5: And Now that's obviously just causing problems because everyone calls

598
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 5: me Bridger, Winneger or Bridge your winger.

599
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 2: It's Bridger Wineger?

600
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: Is it wineger?

601
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: Wow? But it looks like vinegar.

602
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

603
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 2: And I believe a minute ago you just called him

604
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 2: Deborah Winger.

605
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 3: Well, I'm lazy, so I just whatever comes out of

606
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 3: mine you want. But is it true?

607
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: Because because Sean ted Roch and I looked up.

608
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 3: Some Mormon names, one of the ways people have the

609
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 3: name Bridger is Bridger A twelve.

610
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 2: What's that?

611
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: You've never heard of that?

612
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 3: Are you?

613
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: Are you Mormon by faith?

614
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 2: My parents?

615
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 3: Are your parents? Are? We looked at I don't he was.

616
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 3: I think Sean was trying to write a list of

617
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,479
Speaker 3: names for some reason, and he likes to look up.

618
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 3: He finds Mormon names very interesting because a lot of

619
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 3: them are kind of like culturally, they're not not ones

620
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 3: anyone's ever heard of it?

621
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: Sure, And one of them is Bridger A twelve eight?

622
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 2: And is it like the.

623
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: Letter A a dash and the number twelve.

624
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 2: That sounds like a code name.

625
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 3: I know. I thought maybe that was your name and

626
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 3: you had just kind of shortened it for Holly.

627
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 2: I dropped a twelve that we should all get plenty

628
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 2: of A twelve because it's good for your skin.

629
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right for your health.

630
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 2: I'm the guy that comes in with jokes that may

631
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 2: or may not make sense. Now back to the legate conversation.

632
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: You had kept going with that, I would have just

633
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 2: believed A twelve.

634
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 1: Twelve.

635
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 3: You get it mostly in the American Southwest. No, that's

636
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 3: just well, that's winegar.

637
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, and Bridger comes from a There was a mountain

638
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 5: man named Jim Bridger who I think was the like

639
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 5: the first European to discover the Great Salt Lake.

640
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 2: And he thought it was the Pacific. That was Paul Bunyan.

641
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 5: That's not that I did a lot of things, but

642
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 5: he did not.

643
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 2: Salt Lake. It really is a huge lake. I last

644
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 2: time I was there, I was actually an Ogden, But

645
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 2: that that lake is so impressive. It is another planet.

646
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: It's like the ocean, the waves lap onto the beach. Really,

647
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 2: I don't know. I may have made that up so huge,

648
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 2: that's kind of true. But it does smell terrible.

649
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: Does it?

650
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 3: It's yeah, so salty.

651
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: Explain why it's salty? What what is that?

652
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 3: Well?

653
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 5: Utah used to be covered by something called Lake Bonneville,

654
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 5: which like covered essentially.

655
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 2: The entire state or half of the state or something.

656
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 2: I think it was kind of.

657
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 5: Now I'm just going to say I'm making things, Yeah,

658
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 5: but I think it was sort of oceanesque in its

659
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 5: saltiness and has just kind of receded to the point

660
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 5: that it's now the Great Song.

661
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 2: It's so bizarre to me because that is that explained?

662
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 2: Is that? Are there other salty lakes in America in

663
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: the middle of the not in the United States? As

664
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: far as that, that's so amazing. I wonder what the

665
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 2: fish are like in there. There are no fish. There

666
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: are no fish. Well, there are a lot.

667
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 5: Of brine shrimp, are also sea monkeys, sea monkeys.

668
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 2: There are no fish in Salt Lake? Is that? Does

669
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: everyone know that? That to me is amazing.

670
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 5: Maybe there are no I'm just saying things, but me too.

671
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,239
Speaker 5: It just is so it's like so dead. That's right,

672
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 5: It's like the dead.

673
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 2: This podcast has been me saying so many empty promises

674
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 2: and acts have no basis.

675
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 5: The Great Salt Lake is full of beautiful tropical fish.

676
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 2: That's what I want to hear.

677
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 5: Money, money, there's just saw that gold along the bottom.

678
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 3: No, that's why so salty money.

679
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 5: Those coins are just disintegrating into salta Is that where

680
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 5: the Bonneville Salt Flats are?

681
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so that's where because I saw the Indian

682
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 3: motorcycle racing.

683
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 2: That's right.

684
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: I never saw that the fastest Indian which is actually great.

685
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 5: I've heard it's great. It's a what's.

686
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 3: His name, Anthony Hopkins?

687
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, riding a motorcycle.

688
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, true story.

689
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 3: He's like the fastest land speed. He set the record

690
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 3: for the fastest land speed.

691
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 5: Now in that movie, is he like a seventy year

692
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 5: old man riding a motorcycle.

693
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was saying, and that sounds dangerous.

694
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 3: Now, this is gonna be my chance to make some

695
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 3: stuff up.

696
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 2: Let's hear it. Because I.

697
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 3: Often remember movies and all the different parts, as you know,

698
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 3: and maybe.

699
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: Picked from other movies as well.

700
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 3: But from what I remember, he was like a middle

701
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 3: aged man in Australia who was tinkering around with a

702
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,479
Speaker 3: motorcycle that he got to go really fast and then

703
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 3: he came to set the record. Because the Bontoville Salt

704
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 3: Flats are I guess, like the biggest open space where

705
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 3: you can go crazy speeds.

706
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: And nothing.

707
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 3: You just go and then slow back down and there's

708
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 3: nothing to hit and nothing bad happens, and it's perfectly flat.

709
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.

710
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 3: So that's the whole.

711
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 2: And then he met an Indian in a cupboard. Yes,

712
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 2: got on him and he was so fast.

713
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 3: They found an iron giant in the forest.

714
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 2: It's my favorite with Babe his big blue hawks and

715
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 2: talking to the discovery of the lake. I yeah, I did.

716
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 2: I did stand up on the show that you work

717
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 2: on in two thousand.

718
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 5: And three on Kimmel. Yeah, and it was actually live

719
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 5: back then, oh.

720
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: Sure, like radio. Yeah, so it live in New York,

721
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 2: I think when it was taping here, so you know,

722
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: I'd to write out all my jokes for Batim and

723
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 2: uh and then right before I went. He used to

724
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: have Super Dave Osborne all the short time, which is

725
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: why I thought of this. I imagine an old guy

726
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 2: on a motorcycle, which just being Super day. They he

727
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 2: went along with the mystery Box or whatever segment and

728
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 2: they said can you do three minutes instead of four

729
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 2: and a half as like, or can you come back tomorrow?

730
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I can't come back tomorrow. Yeah, I'll

731
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: do last time. So I went out there and I

732
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: just opened with a new joke, and the Q card

733
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 2: person was jumping up and down and pointing like the

734
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 2: show was new, so new that whoever told me that

735
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 2: didn't know they should probably run it by the guy

736
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 2: who cleared everything with standards and practices, so they just

737
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: bleeped sentences so I'd be online. No, that's the only

738
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 2: time I've ever had something removed to me personally. I

739
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 2: don't even have a copy of it, because what's sad

740
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 2: about it is I felt good. I felt like it

741
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 2: had gone well sure, and me and my friends all

742
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 2: went to a bar and I'm like, hey everyone, I

743
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 2: just looked like I was going, fuck, shit, fuck, piss fuck.

744
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 2: I don't care that I'm on TV, asshole. And then

745
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: my dad called, why did you do that? Why did you?

746
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 2: I didn't They just they didn't know. It was when

747
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 2: I like had a burst of something. It sounded like

748
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 2: maybe I swore, and they're like, no, we're not gonna

749
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 2: risk it.

750
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 3: It's also because I'm sure they freaked out that it

751
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 3: wasn't what they exactly knew it was, so and they

752
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 3: can't risk it.

753
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, this is one of those guys that's

754
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: just gonna lay down its political views or No.

755
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 3: It's like FCC finds if you had come out with

756
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 3: a fuck or a ship or something, you were off script.

757
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 3: So they were paranoid.

758
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 2: Yeah this was pre Super Bowl. Yes, yes, basically my

759
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 2: verbal ted flopped out.

760
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: And but you pulled that out on purpose.

761
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 2: Some say yeah, some people say some people say because

762
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 2: of my romance with JT.

763
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 3: It's super weird.

764
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 2: Karen, you may have figured this out. I mean I

765
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 2: think we're in the clear and you're getting on an

766
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 2: airplane and the clear.

767
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 3: But yeah, we got a Now this is there is

768
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 3: going to be an element of excitement. Please know that

769
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 3: this is ten eleven minutes.

770
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 5: Mine is sixteen minutes fast, and I just don't change it,

771
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 5: and we.

772
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 2: Can turn up the air conditioning. I'll just turn down

773
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: the mic. It's been established clearly. Wearing a car. Yes,

774
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 2: I don't need to have the we have a mic.

775
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,479
Speaker 2: That just kind of proves it. With traffic noise. Oh sure,

776
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 2: sure that down and you're headed to Austin to the

777
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 2: show is going to tape.

778
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 5: Their life then, yeah, we're taping five shows next week.

779
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 5: So I can't remember the name of the theater. We're

780
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 5: doing it in but somewhere within the heart of Texas.

781
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 5: Maybe the paramount of you know, maybe I'm I started

782
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 5: stand up in Austin, Oh.

783
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 2: But then you would probably know better than about five

784
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 2: five years. I wouldn't say that it's not a competition.

785
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 6: I mean, if it is, you're so have I mean,

786
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 6: if there were any lone Star trivia in this car

787
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 6: in the Capital.

788
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 2: Near the Capitol building. Oddly those are spelled differently. A

789
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 2: lot of people don't know that's true, Capitol being the

790
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,439
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm not sure which is anyway, beautiful town.

791
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it, but you're about to experience Actually

792
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 2: that is sounding kind of terrible.

793
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 5: But do you drink for I don't drink, so yeah,

794
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 5: I'm going to be surrounded by drunk people.

795
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: Good good, good, Well, I know that feeling.

796
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 2: I'm drunk right now, and I you know what I

797
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 2: I do. We need a cooler in here. But that

798
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 2: mic is really I'm just gonna put my hand over it. Yeah,

799
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 2: that the town so many people go forout south by Southwest.

800
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 2: Now that it's it's gonna be just like what we

801
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: experienced with the Helle Marathon. All the streets are blocked

802
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,439
Speaker 2: off and there's just one hundred thousand new people, yeah,

803
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 2: all drunk, and there's a.

804
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 3: Lot of bands that play like there's tons of bands

805
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 3: in you know, a bunch of different bars and playing

806
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 3: all as you walk down the street. And to me

807
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 3: when I was there, they just all sounded like they

808
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 3: all sounded like they were inspired by Incubis. It's that

809
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 3: kind of feel of like it's like like rocky basslines

810
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 3: and yeah, heavy bass rock boys that had their feelings

811
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 3: hurt by their dad.

812
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 5: And Okay, I was thinking three eleven. I'm sorry Incubus

813
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 5: is also terrible, but.

814
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 2: Yes, Incubis is the worst. At least three eleven. They

815
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 2: have some kind of more reggae ballads where the guy

816
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 2: where the guy doesn't rap. When I saw three eleven

817
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 2: live and when the guy wraps, I don't really notice

818
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 2: when I'm just hearing it, but he had this look

819
00:39:55,280 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: on his face where I'm rapping this yeah totally now

820
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 2: seeing other guy and then it's like that that whole

821
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 2: rapping singing white guy like and now we're gonna sing.

822
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 2: It just works, It just works, and it gets my

823
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 2: blood pumping and it makes me want to tear the

824
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 2: graphic te off some bro and head butt gatorade out

825
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 2: of his ass. I should have said monster Energy drink close,

826
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 2: but it's but yeah, it's a live music capital of

827
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,479
Speaker 2: the world. So not only is there that band, there's

828
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: a band that's just like them doing a cover across

829
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: the street and their sounds are overlapping. Yes.

830
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 3: And then in the middle there's like a girl with

831
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 3: a weird kerchief as a tank top and a strange

832
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 3: beer in a plastic cup who's just kind of like

833
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 3: having her having her day and then.

834
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 2: Music without them, that it's not music if she isn't there. Yeah,

835
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: And that the other thing about mainly six Street, where

836
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: a lot of the festival is going to be and

837
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 2: where you'll see the most horribly drunk people. Cops are

838
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 2: on horses, they have tattoos, they're really waiting to get

839
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 2: in some stick time, and they they ask for phone

840
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 2: numbers and stuff from girls like hey, come here. I

841
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 2: just totally saw on duty cop with a full sleeved

842
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 2: leg tattoos on his horse and she's like trying to

843
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 2: pet the horse. He's like, you compet her this weekend

844
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: if you give me a call or I don't have

845
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: a problem with any of this, okay, I have problems

846
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 2: with all of it.

847
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 5: Well, Michael is for a cop to ask me for

848
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 5: my number on to be trampled by a horse, so

849
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 5: this is perfect.

850
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 3: They just sweeps you off your feet onto his police horse.

851
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 2: Exactly. Would just let me know if I don't know

852
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 2: how that situation will go. But anything you do to

853
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 2: a police horse, it's considered you're doing it to an office.

854
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 2: Just horses are police.

855
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: They When I was in south By, Southwest last year,

856
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: we had this big.

857
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 3: I was there with a p home show and also

858
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 3: to perform, and so for the show, they rented this

859
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 3: humongous suv. It was like a Delano or it was

860
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 3: a large Mith Milana, and we dropped it off to

861
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 3: have it parked in a hotel while we walked. And

862
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 3: when I got back, they were like, oh yeah, someone

863
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 3: hit it while we were It was so hilarious and

864
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 3: so it was just like I had.

865
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: There was a cop right there when it happened.

866
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 3: So I got the ticket, the car back, the police report,

867
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 3: and this whole it was almost like the whole thing

868
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 3: had been taken care of. All I was gone.

869
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 5: This is this happened to me on my street last year?

870
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,479
Speaker 5: I went out like eleven o'clock at night. My car

871
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 5: was basically perpendicular with the street and there was a

872
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 5: giant ticket on it that was like the size of

873
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 5: a road map, and the police this woman had backed

874
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 5: up and hit seven cars on her way. Oh no,

875
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 5: Sandy Gomez and that. So they just left the whole

876
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 5: report for me and it was taken care of. I

877
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 5: didn't have to worry about talking to anyone that I

878
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 5: just got insurance money and it was oh nice. I'm

879
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 5: still being contacted by her insurance company, which doesn't seem

880
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 5: to be as on the ball, but.

881
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Sandy.

882
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 2: I have a deposition this weekend from my wreck that

883
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 2: happened when we first stared podcasting kind of on Koanga,

884
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 2: going down and just stopped and someone slammed into me

885
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 2: and my ex girlfriend and we got really hurt. But

886
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 2: they were uninsured. And whatever money comes out of her

887
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 2: insurance to take care of uninsured motors hitting you, we

888
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: exceeded that with like physical therapy. So now even though

889
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,479
Speaker 2: it's like the victim and a wreck, I owe over

890
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars. Oh my gosh, ridiculous. So I have

891
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 2: to prove lost wages. So it's insane. Yeah, it's it's

892
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 2: very it's it's really they It really sucks when people

893
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 2: don't have ensured. How long ago was this It was

894
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 2: almost a year and a half. It was January twenty fourteen. Yeah,

895
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: it's it's the worst it is. So, Karen, was your

896
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 2: car still operating? Was the suv?

897
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 3: Yeah? It was just like someone's like drove by. I'm

898
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 3: sure they were probably drunk. They just like there was

899
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 3: just big long streak marks because it was a big

900
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 3: white suv, so it was just like someone skimmed down

901
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 3: the side of it as they were trying to park

902
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 3: it or I don't know something.

903
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: And you experienced a horrible, horrible thing. You probably don't

904
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: want to talk about that. The person that there's someone

905
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 2: like just was evading the police and drove through a

906
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 2: crowd of people.

907
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 3: And yeah, I just told you.

908
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 2: Yeah story right, it's.

909
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 3: A terrible story that it's so funny because I love

910
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 3: to tell that story. When I first got back, didn't

911
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 3: love it, but it was like, listen, insane thing happen.

912
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 2: Probably just on your mind.

913
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also because the part that I love that

914
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 3: that uh or I can't say love, but the part

915
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 3: that's amazing to me is I was standing in the

916
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 3: back of the line that got cloud through moments before

917
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 3: it got plowed through, and I just walked away. So

918
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 3: instead of being the first person hit by the car,

919
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 3: I just was over on the side and was completely

920
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 3: untouched by it.

921
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 2: I did not know that.

922
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's the part that but but when you but,

923
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 3: and it's probably my fault in the way I told

924
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 3: the story was because the story itself is horrible and

925
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 3: it you know, all these people got hit by this

926
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 3: car that went through.

927
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: A barrier and people died.

928
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 3: No one on that street died though, Okay, I mean

929
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 3: there were people that were very seriously hurt and injured.

930
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 3: But the people that died were the people that that

931
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 3: guy hit.

932
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 2: Before he turned I forgot. God, Yeah, he's forever in jail, right, Yes,

933
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,479
Speaker 2: Texas is not a place you want to break the law,

934
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 2: not at.

935
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: All and evade like he was. I think he was.

936
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 3: He was. He had a warrant already, so he was.

937
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 3: They were trying to pull him over.

938
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 2: Oh he was on the run from the police, right.

939
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 2: But it was something like I'm not paying that child support,

940
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 2: yes exactly.

941
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 3: Someone then three people get killed because of it.

942
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 2: Wow.

943
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,439
Speaker 3: But every time I told the story, I was trying

944
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 3: to convey the part of like can you believe I,

945
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 3: you know, buy the skin of my teeth. But I

946
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 3: would bum people out so badly, like I was there

947
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 3: when that hideous thing happened that I started realizing, we

948
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 3: just don't don't tell people that story.

949
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: You're just basically going remember the worst thing ever.

950
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 2: But it is interesting. I mean, the fact that you

951
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 2: went through that is pretty Oh.

952
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 5: I would I couldn't have. I would have never stopped

953
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 5: throwing up. I would have just found a garbage can and.

954
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 2: Just eating the rest of your life to support all

955
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 2: the vomiting. Yeah, that sounds awful.

956
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: It was pretty bad.

957
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 3: But then my both my parents were like my dad's

958
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 3: a fireman, my mom was a nurse, so they're used

959
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 3: to like emergency situations. They're very like calm, oh sure.

960
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 3: And I remember talking to both my sister and my

961
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 3: dad and I said to my sister, like, I feel

962
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 3: more grateful that it didn't happen to me than I do,

963
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 3: like caught up in the horror of it.

964
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 1: And my sister said, I'm going to tell you.

965
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 3: My favorite uh saying, which is not my circus not

966
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 3: my monkeys. So it's like, don't take on problems if

967
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 3: you don't have to. Like if I had gotten hit

968
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 3: or if I'd witnessed something that was like keeping me

969
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 3: up at night, that's one thing. But if you don't

970
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 3: have it, don't look for it.

971
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 2: I is it okay if your sister's favorite saying is

972
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 2: now mine? Because because it's not my circus, not my monkeys,

973
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 2: your life is hard enough.

974
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 3: I don't go looking for product.

975
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 2: Don't work here, and I specifically don't have the job

976
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 2: of monkey trainer.

977
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: Sorry, those monkeys are everywhere.

978
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 3: Well you're going to have to collect them up yourself

979
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,959
Speaker 3: because those they're not mine.

980
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 2: So do you have a temporary.

981
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 5: Office then when you're in Austin yea, as far as

982
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 5: I know, I think we're all of the writers will

983
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 5: be in one room, so we'll see. But uh I,

984
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 5: I honestly, I have not asked enough questions about this

985
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 5: week is going to entail.

986
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 2: I know I'm going there.

987
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 5: And hopefully somebody can shepherd me in the correct direction,

988
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 5: because yeah.

989
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 2: I went there for work once when I worked on

990
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 2: a show, but it was to interview, like go and

991
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: interview bands, So I was in the sea of drunk

992
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 2: Peach Shore. It seems like you'll probably be able to

993
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 2: avoid it. Maybe see music. Will you be able? I

994
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 2: hope to see some music. I always say that.

995
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 5: I mean just about concerts here, and I'm so lazy

996
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 5: that I can imagine just sitting in my hotel room.

997
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 5: But I know like at least the show is going

998
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 5: to have Spoon, so at the very least I'll get

999
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 5: to see them live.

1000
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 2: Which I'm excited about. Are they from Austin? They are

1001
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 2: because they used to my friend Chip, Chip's friends with that. Yeah,

1002
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 2: he had Spoon. He wore a Spoon shirt on Austin's Stories.

1003
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 3: Do you have their most recent album?

1004
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 2: Do you like gat?

1005
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 5: I'm so good that I constantly They've been a very

1006
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:58,959
Speaker 5: consistent band.

1007
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, are great. That's very cool.

1008
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be fun. I would I've never seen Spoon,

1009
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 2: but I have plenty of opportunities.

1010
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:10,439
Speaker 5: They're very good live, but I would like to. Maybe

1011
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 5: one night I'll find the courage to go see a band.

1012
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 5: But I feel like I have to have some lanyard

1013
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 5: on or something.

1014
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: So you'll get one though, because from from being with

1015
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: the show.

1016
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 5: Well, I pray, but you know, I don't count on

1017
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 5: anything your prayers. I'm saying I've been praying every night.

1018
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 3: There are a couple of bands twelve to get that

1019
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 3: connection your ee.

1020
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 5: That sounds like food die yes, Eminem.

1021
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure whether or not to bring it up

1022
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 3: to because.

1023
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 2: If I started crying that up.

1024
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 3: I mean, because it is fascinating to me, but also

1025
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 3: I don't want to be like pointing, like look at

1026
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 3: weird things.

1027
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 2: I need to know more about that.

1028
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 1: I just love that you have had no idea.

1029
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 3: That's fascinating.

1030
00:49:55,120 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 2: It's very weird to me. It's bingos square good go on.

1031
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 3: Well, I was just going to bring up that Bridger

1032
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 3: is very is what many people call it Twitter liberty.

1033
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 3: No one ever says that.

1034
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 1: Is that how you introduced whatever.

1035
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 5: I'm in line at restaurants, whatever, just to get a

1036
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 5: better seat.

1037
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 3: You're holding up your phone at people. Look at that

1038
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 3: number count. But you are one of my favorite people

1039
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 3: on Twitter, and Bridger w on Twitter, and when you

1040
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 3: when I first started Twitter, you were recommended to me

1041
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 3: by several people who were very funny.

1042
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 2: And I just I want to interrupt a lot of

1043
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 2: people don't know that you started Twitter, Karen. You're one

1044
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 2: of the early inventors.

1045
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 3: My idea, I was like, where can we all go

1046
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 3: to write bad pun jokes and pretend we're depressed. Let's

1047
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 3: start this website. But I thought because of your name,

1048
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 3: I thought you were a girl. And also because of

1049
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 3: that picture you're Abviy Bridger's wearing really high uh molastic

1050
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 3: band jeans, but there's no head, so it just looks

1051
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 3: like a late something a lady would do. And I

1052
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 3: didn't like you because you were so funny and I

1053
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 3: thought you were a girl. I was like, she thinks

1054
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 3: she's so great. Like I did a very sexist thing

1055
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 3: in my head of like kind of being like whatever, Bridger.

1056
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: And then when I found out you were a guy,

1057
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my.

1058
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 3: God, I love him so much.

1059
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,280
Speaker 2: Well, you're you are not alone.

1060
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 5: I have had so many people say, wait, you're a

1061
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 5: guy or I thought you were a woman, And I

1062
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 5: don't know what to tell people.

1063
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm definitely not helping. Like nothing I tweet

1064
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 2: about could be I.

1065
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 3: Mean so much volleyball team stuff.

1066
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 5: There's a lot of volleyball and crafts. But if you

1067
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 5: do even a little bit of research on the internet,

1068
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 5: you can discover my gender.

1069
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 2: There's pictures of your torso and your head.

1070
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 3: There is separate, always separate now.

1071
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 5: And separate well actually, and if you click on my picture,

1072
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 5: it brings up, but it just looks like I could

1073
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 5: be a hideous woman, just like just like a woman

1074
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 5: that was recently released from prisoner or something. So it's

1075
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 5: not I'm not helping anyone.

1076
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 2: I don't care.

1077
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 5: I like the confusion. I would prefer for everyone to

1078
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 5: just think that I'm this this lady who is tweeting

1079
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 5: from jail.

1080
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 2: Is it? Would you credit your Twitter celebrity what it's

1081
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 2: the word your Twitter celebrityism, thank you with with like

1082
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 2: the job you've got and everything. Oh yeah, oh that's

1083
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 2: so great. It's crazy.

1084
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 5: I mean for a long time, I mean I didn't

1085
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,919
Speaker 5: have any other way to present you what I would

1086
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 5: do or whatever. No, I don't stand up or anything,

1087
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 5: and I don't have entertainment connections. And I know I

1088
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 5: saw other people were a handful of people got getting

1089
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 5: jobs from it. So I was like, well, I guess

1090
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 5: I'll just keep doing this and if it doesn't work out,

1091
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,919
Speaker 5: I've wasted thousands of hours of my life.

1092
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 2: So you you, like Rob Delaney or maybe a better example,

1093
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 2: treated it like a job and you weren't sure why

1094
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 2: you were doing it, but you were just tweeting out

1095
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 2: jokes and and observation. Yeah, all day it was I

1096
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 2: mean it was fun.

1097
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 5: I like, yeah, like reading other people's tweets or whatever.

1098
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 2: I'm late to get into it, and I don't think

1099
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 2: Twitter celebrities are coming up anymore. No, it's like hard.

1100
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 2: People hate it. Ye still, Yeah, it's weird and I

1101
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 2: still enjoy it. But do you still do it as

1102
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 2: as much as you used to? Just getting this job? No?

1103
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 5: Just because I mean my last job, I was sitting

1104
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 5: in front of a computer for eight hours a day

1105
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 5: looking at pictures of food.

1106
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 2: So it was a lot easier. Oh that's funny.

1107
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 3: But wait, weren't you were the writer's assistant on Craig

1108
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 3: Ferguson for a long time.

1109
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 2: I was a researcher there.

1110
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: Oh, a researcher sorry, And that job.

1111
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 2: Didn't require much of me. A lot of pictures of

1112
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 2: food are going to come up in that situation, too,

1113
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 2: plenty of pictures of food.

1114
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,760
Speaker 3: Wait, what was the job you had about the food picture?

1115
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 5: And that was my on my own personal time, That's

1116
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 5: what I was doing with my job each day. I

1117
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 5: was looking at food on the internet because I was starving.

1118
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 1: What kind of food did you like to look at?

1119
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,359
Speaker 2: I like, I like looking at.

1120
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 5: Melted cheese, meatballs, burritos cut in half, fried eggs on hamburgers.

1121
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 5: I'm honestly pretty much any sort of food, I'm into it.

1122
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 2: But I do like the aesthetics of a barely eaten

1123
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 2: out of castle role that's beautiful, just where you can

1124
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 2: get a little profile.

1125
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 5: Exactly, you get to see the architecture of the cast,

1126
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 5: those layers exactly.

1127
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen those old recipe carts from the

1128
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 3: seventies like that? There's one with bananas and hollandaise.

1129
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 5: Sauce that oh yes, so hard. Those pictures, those are

1130
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 5: I get. I probably should have been looking at pictures

1131
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 5: like that to keep myself from getting hungry. Yeah, that's right,

1132
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 5: I was doing the wrong thing.

1133
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 3: You're getting hungry or instead of using them.

1134
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 2: Exactly, I should have been like feeling repulsed. Do bananas

1135
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 2: make you unhungry?

1136
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 5: Oh no, I love bananas, but covered in basically mayonnaise.

1137
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, bacon.

1138
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 3: And there's these set these recipe cards from the seventies

1139
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 3: that I keep seeing on Tumblr every once in a while,

1140
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 3: and they are so hilarious. It's like lard and it's yes,

1141
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,240
Speaker 3: it's like a housewife in the seventies who's clearly on pills.

1142
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 3: It's making up shit that like you would never It's

1143
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 3: like a toss salad over here and some like jars

1144
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 3: of you know, oil and vinegar dressing over here, and

1145
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 3: then in the center it's a cast role that looks

1146
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 3: like someone shat and barth and then put some mashed

1147
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 3: potatoes near it. It's like the most upsetting looking food.

1148
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: Just everything was like that.

1149
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 5: And my mom owns a lot of cookbooks like that.

1150
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 5: Yeah that she Yeah, I'll go through and just feel

1151
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:52,799
Speaker 5: very ill.

1152
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's that classic one that is like red uh.

1153
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: Gangham, like table cloth, better homes and gardens.

1154
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 2: It is like Betty Crocker. Yeah, that's the one I'm

1155
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,800
Speaker 2: And so there was a and I loved it my

1156
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 2: whole life. My mom. It was one thing she made

1157
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 2: where I get excited. It was clam sauce spaghetti. And

1158
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 2: then one time when I moved off to Austin to

1159
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 2: start my life alone, I my sister wrote out a

1160
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,240
Speaker 2: bunch of recipes for me, and there was a whole

1161
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,439
Speaker 2: thing of cream cheese. There was an entire block. Yeah,

1162
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 2: there was cream and mushroom soup and and clams like

1163
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,760
Speaker 2: one Canada the clams, and then one without the juice,

1164
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 2: and then an entire bucket of Philadelphia, like a bunch

1165
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 2: of it. Five thousand calories. You're eating it was and

1166
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 2: I would sit in with a big bowl of it

1167
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 2: and just eat it and wonder why my back jiggled

1168
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 2: on speedbots. It was so much cream cheese.

1169
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 3: That's what every This was like pre light food or

1170
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:01,399
Speaker 3: diet food, like pre when everyone before people realize everyone

1171
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 3: was dying of heart disease. And my mom used to

1172
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,280
Speaker 3: make an appetizer that I've made at Christmas parties where people,

1173
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 3: especially when they're drunk, would line up waiting for them

1174
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 3: to come out of the oven. You were there, right.

1175
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 2: My spaghetti was such a hit, yes, because.

1176
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 3: It has all that good stuff in it. But they

1177
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 3: were those little toasted cheese things that I make, and

1178
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 3: it's basically equal parts mayonnaise and craft parners together and

1179
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 3: then put on sliced up baguette and you broil. Put

1180
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 3: them in the broiler for three minutes and if you

1181
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 3: as long as people don't see you mixing that combination,

1182
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 3: because that's so disgusting if you just keep that a mystery,

1183
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 3: like people would get in. They were lining up in

1184
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 3: my kitchen at a Christmas party and they were taking

1185
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 3: them hot off the cookie train and I was like,

1186
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 3: don't put that in your mouth, just from the broiler,

1187
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 3: and they've just like.

1188
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 2: Them.

1189
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 3: It was hilarious because they're so delicious. But if you

1190
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 3: know what it is, it's it's worth.

1191
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 2: The burning your skin is just that's that's That explains

1192
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 2: why my mom never when she's cooking and she's like,

1193
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 2: you want me to see that there's a bucket a

1194
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 2: lard being siphoned into it.

1195
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1196
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 5: There's a very popular Mormon dish called funeral potatoes, which

1197
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 5: is just the least a feeling title for any food ever.

1198
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 2: You can eat them anytimes.

1199
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 5: The thing is as you do. You eat them at

1200
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 5: any get together out of an open casket. But it's

1201
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 5: essentially just hash browns. It covered in your favorite relatives ashes. No,

1202
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 5: I think it's hash browns, sour cream, cheese and cornflakes.

1203
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 2: And you just put it in the oven. I've had

1204
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 2: something like that, fantastic.

1205
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 3: Sour cream cheese and corn.

1206
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 2: What someone's atheist parents call that because I know I've

1207
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 2: eaten that.

1208
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: Oh they just called that Sunday's for Sundays times.

1209
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 2: This lifetime layoff my get out of here with that book. Well,

1210
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 2: I I I when I did stand up in Ogden,

1211
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 2: most of the crowd, I think there was a show

1212
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 2: of hands at one point. It's just opening for Greg

1213
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 2: barn and it was mostly Mormon folks. Sure, and it

1214
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 2: was the best. I wanted to go back and record

1215
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 2: an album there. Yeah, because they because I'm I'm not

1216
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 2: that dirty of a comic shirt some of the stuff,

1217
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 2: they were totally willing to go anywhere, the most open mind.

1218
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, I felt bad at the end because I

1219
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,919
Speaker 2: was like, oh, better only have jokes about diet coke

1220
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 2: or whatever. My and they were so great and so

1221
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 2: gracious and like excited every single night. Greg went back

1222
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 2: and did record something there. It was the best, and

1223
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 2: it was the It wasn't even and Ogden apparently has

1224
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 2: like shady areas, right, Austen does have some fair but.

1225
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just seemed like an outdoorsy Yeah. I think

1226
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 5: it's been rated as like one of the best cities

1227
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 5: to live in or something. But then on some hillside.

1228
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 5: They said, yeah, but that's where all the stabbings happened.

1229
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 2: What are you talking about forest, Well, there's a MASHETI

1230
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,919
Speaker 2: gang all the sacks. Do you know what I'm talking

1231
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 2: about there? I'm not familiar with. Okay, I would love

1232
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 2: to be. That sounds like me describing a salt lake.

1233
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 2: I just made up, I swear. They said that on

1234
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 2: the hillside, the hillside of Ogden. Yeah, there was like,

1235
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 2: what year was this? I love it? Well, two thousand

1236
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 2: and eight. Okay. I was a wise guys comedy, That's

1237
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 2: what it was.

1238
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: There's just a lot of wise everybody's gotta be funny.

1239
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1240
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 5: No, But as far as I know, Utah audiences really

1241
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 5: are kind of known to be good audiences. I think

1242
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 5: because Mormon people are generally polite and friendly, and then

1243
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 5: there are non Mormons who are ready for something different,

1244
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 5: so they're excited too.

1245
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 2: Exactly. That's why they're like, no, talk about stuff that

1246
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 2: we don't get to do. Yeah, exactly. And then there

1247
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 2: was no one there with their arms crossed with the

1248
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 2: whole make me laugh the thing that I used to

1249
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 2: in Austin. There was a lot of like, I'm funny

1250
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 2: than this guy. Remember what I said at the picnic

1251
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 2: once ten years ago.

1252
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 5: Well, and the other thing is is there's not a

1253
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 5: ton of good stand up going through Utah, Like I

1254
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 5: had not seen stand up before I moved to La

1255
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 5: other than at Wise guys. I saw dustin Diamond that

1256
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 5: we went as a joke obviously, and a twelve year

1257
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 5: old comedian, so that was also we went as a joke.

1258
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 5: But and both were special experiences but were not good

1259
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 5: for comedy obviously.

1260
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I went back there in Salt Lake. There

1261
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 2: was like a tour for that Ratituey movie and I

1262
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 2: got to open for Patton and Janine Gravlt just a

1263
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 2: real quick set. But that too, it was the best, sure,

1264
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 2: and it was kind of democratic. Moms shown up to

1265
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 2: see it was when she's still doing America. Is that

1266
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 2: what it called? Yeah, that's also a Robert Downey junior movie, I.

1267
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 3: Think where he's the helicopter pilot.

1268
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh god, let's think about that for But yeah,

1269
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 2: it was like at a rock club, and they were

1270
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 2: so great because this was the other side, like, oh,

1271
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 2: we're the tattoo. We exactly ' your your daddy's Salt

1272
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 2: Lake Citians, Saltake Citians, Salt Lake Citians. At one point,

1273
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get quiet in here. But uh, but they

1274
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 2: were they were so they were so great they were

1275
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 2: I Yeah. So anyway, my whole point is, I like

1276
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 2: where you're from. It's a great I like Mormons. I'm

1277
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 2: an open minded person who doesn't believe in anything.

1278
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 3: You know, it's like any other thing where you hear

1279
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 3: about the extreme, you know, the extreme versions of anything.

1280
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 3: But like my friend Betsy Labass, who was the teleprompter

1281
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 3: lady for the five years I worked at Ellen, She's

1282
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 3: Mormon and her parents were Mormon, and she used to

1283
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 3: invite me over we go to have dinner or like

1284
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 3: for Christmas, and it was like people who have there

1285
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 3: being like almost like life magazine version of all American people. Sure,

1286
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 3: and they were like both her parents were in their

1287
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 3: late seventies or early eighties. They both looked like they

1288
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 3: were in their sixties, like so healthy, just bright faced,

1289
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 3: fun to talk to, Like you know, they look like

1290
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 3: you know, she had like a little beehive and he

1291
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 3: looked like a little farmer. And they were just like

1292
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 3: the loveliest people. Yeah, it was it was great. I mean,

1293
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 3: like I definitely had like a weird Warren Jeff's bias

1294
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 3: going in of like, what's this.

1295
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 2: Going to be like? Right Orange Jem he is Voldemort.

1296
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 3: It's true, like he has his own whole town.

1297
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 2: I want to go there so bad.

1298
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 1: You're but are You're not allowed in right now?

1299
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 2: I think you can pass through.

1300
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 5: It's called Colorado City and maybe right now, I'm just

1301
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 5: going to tell you a about a TV show called

1302
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 5: Polygamy USA, which was on National Geographic unfortunately just for

1303
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 5: one season, but it was the splinter group for Warren

1304
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 5: Jeff's group that they were covering. They're like the good

1305
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 5: version of his cults or whatever, but definitely recommend Polygamy USA. Who,

1306
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 5: by the I'm just going to keep talking about this

1307
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 5: because this is this is the one interesting story of

1308
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 5: my life. I went to the University of Utah and

1309
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 5: I had a math professor there named Teresa Colly, who

1310
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 5: I suspected might be a polygamist. She addressed fairly conservatively.

1311
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 2: The way she spoke is a long denim skirts that's

1312
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 2: a bigo And the thing was like it was like

1313
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 2: that but just slightly updated. So it's like, what, You're

1314
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:44,600
Speaker 2: definitely not a normal person.

1315
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 5: Uh yeah. The bangs were a dead giveaway, but I

1316
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 5: suspected but never confirmed. This was in like two thousand

1317
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 5: and eight or nine, and she was, by the way,

1318
01:04:57,080 --> 01:05:00,120
Speaker 5: a very good math professor, which was part of the

1319
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 5: conflict for me. I thought, well, if she's a polygamist,

1320
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 5: how is she why is she an educated person on

1321
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 5: any level?

1322
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 2: Plus one exactly.

1323
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 5: But twenty thirteen, I think Polygamy USA aired and I

1324
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 5: was watching it alone in my apartment at about eleven

1325
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 5: thirty at night, and suddenly one of the sister wives

1326
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 5: being interviewed was Teresa Collin. Wow, and I gasped so loudly,

1327
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 5: Oh wow, she's moved.

1328
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 2: Down to this. She wasn't solid at the time, but

1329
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:35,439
Speaker 2: now she's down in Arizona or something final about book

1330
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 2: smart only Yeah, it's crazy, that's amazing.

1331
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,600
Speaker 1: She was one of several wives.

1332
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was one of several wives. And she's kind

1333
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 5: of like a crusader for polygamy. She's because I think,

1334
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 5: I mean, she is book smart, so she's able to

1335
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 5: go out and argue their cause or whatever, and I

1336
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 5: mean polygamy is whatever. Like these people, they're idiots, but

1337
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 5: they're not like abusing each other. It just happened to

1338
01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 5: be insane.

1339
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 2: If you can make it work, if you can make

1340
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,480
Speaker 2: it happen, I mean it's kind of I think most

1341
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 2: people look down on it because they're jealous, Like the

1342
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 2: guy that's like, I fight against jab, he's gay you

1343
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 2: and then they find him at a high octane clubs. No, No,

1344
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 2: I'm doing research about things I don't like.

1345
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 3: Well, but also, you know, I.

1346
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 2: Want to have a bunch of wives. That's what I'm saying.

1347
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 2: What you do if we all do about the desert

1348
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:24,960
Speaker 2: he does.

1349
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 3: The only thing is I think it's in fairness you

1350
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 3: should also be able to have a bunch of husbands.

1351
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely right, But that.

1352
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 3: Doesn't really work out that way because that's kind of

1353
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 3: not the setup. But to me, it's like, yeah, but

1354
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 3: then why is that any worse than standard one husband,

1355
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 3: one wife, but people cheating on it?

1356
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,959
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah it isn't that is worse?

1357
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like, why let's not be uh, let's

1358
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 3: not be bullshitters about it.

1359
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all just garbage, and everything's garbage. Everything's garbage,

1360
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 5: So why do we have to separate it?

1361
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 2: I realized, Yeah, I've liked more. I just realized, like

1362
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 2: Mormon people my whole life, My two best friends when

1363
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 2: I was a kid, they had and they had so

1364
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 2: many brothers and sisters and the house was just fun

1365
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:10,520
Speaker 2: and active and they had huge houses and trampolines. It

1366
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 2: was my fun in Montana. But there isn't a whole

1367
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:16,440
Speaker 2: lot of Mormons.

1368
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 3: Do they always have trampolines.

1369
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 5: Bridger Mormons. At once, we didn't, but so many of

1370
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:23,680
Speaker 5: my friends had trampoline.

1371
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 2: My dad's childhood friend moved there. We went to visit

1372
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,640
Speaker 2: them and they had neighbors who we when we want.

1373
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 2: And I was maybe eleven years old. We walked into

1374
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 2: their house inside trampolines, a trapeez, their home in the

1375
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:44,080
Speaker 2: home padded everywhere, bean bag chairs, yes, and they and

1376
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 2: they were gymnast kids, they were and they were flipping

1377
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 2: around and I walked in and they were so nice

1378
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,440
Speaker 2: and they were like, do you want to play on

1379
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 2: the And I'm like yeah, yeah. I was so excited.

1380
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 2: I never even jumped on a trampoline. Then this kids

1381
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:59,919
Speaker 2: comes swinging and that's a flip and Lance and I go, gee,

1382
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 2: es is Christ? And they said, oh, oh yeah. When

1383
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 2: I said Jesus Christ, it was just an expletive And

1384
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 2: they said I was not allowed. I was forced to leave,

1385
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 2: and I was I was I remember being you were

1386
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 2: excited about trampoline. Maybe maybe I wasn't that, but they

1387
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 2: made me feel so guilty that I just sat down

1388
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:22,760
Speaker 2: and got quiet. I think that that's OK. And then

1389
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 2: I left on my own accord, because even as a kid,

1390
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, these people don't like me. I have to

1391
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 2: get out of here. I wish this was age twenty

1392
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,360
Speaker 2: eight or something. Yeah, yeah, I know.

1393
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 1: It was right after my set crackers, so.

1394
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 2: I did in my head all Mormons had like trampoline.

1395
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 2: I know they definitely do.

1396
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 5: And it's weird because like maybe a few years ago

1397
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 5: VH one had like a look at rich people's houses thing,

1398
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,640
Speaker 5: and I remember them saying, like the annouswer being like,

1399
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 5: and he has his own personal trampoline and everything that

1400
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 5: who cares. Everyone in my neighborhood had a trampoline.

1401
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 2: And saying personal to it makes you think of the exercise,

1402
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 2: but that you'd get excited. Ye, those I put my

1403
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 2: head through my basement sailing with I really did cartoonishly.

1404
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 1: It was shaped like my did you were you injured?

1405
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 2: No? No, it was just as beest, just chippy panel spark. Yeah,

1406
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 2: the kind that goes in your lung. How perfect? Yeah, yeah,

1407
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 2: I was keep your mouth open. I've been coughing this

1408
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 2: whole episode.

1409
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 1: Kimmel, Is your first writing job?

1410
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 3: It is, yeah, first staff writing job, And what do

1411
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 3: you think so far?

1412
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 2: It's great.

1413
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 5: It's a I mean coming from my last job, which

1414
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 5: I described earlier, which was nothing with no work and

1415
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:42,560
Speaker 5: like the sort of job where I last year, I

1416
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 5: skipped a week of work.

1417
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,799
Speaker 2: I didn't come in and no one noticed.

1418
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:49,280
Speaker 5: So that just to give you an idea of the

1419
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 5: job I was coming from, Like what effort I had

1420
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,120
Speaker 5: to put in. It's definitely been like a there's a

1421
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,920
Speaker 5: learning curve obviously or whatever. But everybody there's so nice

1422
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:01,519
Speaker 5: and yeah, I worked with was friends with my friend

1423
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:04,600
Speaker 5: Jeff Loveness before I started working there. He's great and

1424
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 5: he's great, the hardest working person on the planet. He's

1425
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,479
Speaker 5: like I don't think he sleeps. But he and my

1426
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 5: office made best we've They've been so good at at

1427
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,000
Speaker 5: just like helping me because I don't know how to

1428
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 5: do anything, yeah, comedy, writing or otherwise. So it's nice

1429
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:24,559
Speaker 5: to have two people just guiding me through life essentially.

1430
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice. How they've been there for a while.

1431
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've been there for two or three years each. Yeah,

1432
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:34,679
Speaker 2: so that's great. I wish you would work Mike. Mike,

1433
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,560
Speaker 2: he was a very good friend Andy in Austin. He

1434
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:41,040
Speaker 2: was in a sketch duo okay, and he all he

1435
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 2: did is edit those their sketches, and then he moved

1436
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,720
Speaker 2: here and got a job there as an editor and

1437
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,560
Speaker 2: within a handful year, two three years, all of a

1438
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 2: sudden just directing the show and he showed up as

1439
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 2: an editor. Oh that's great. Yeah, yeah, it's it's uh,

1440
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,760
Speaker 2: and I never we kind of lost touch because he's

1441
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:03,840
Speaker 2: all that sure, but he probably knows your pals.

1442
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a That's a nice thing about the show

1443
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:09,960
Speaker 5: is like they they notice you and like try to

1444
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:12,720
Speaker 5: help you and make you a better person, like better

1445
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 5: for the show, which I coming from other jobs has

1446
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:16,799
Speaker 5: not been the same situation.

1447
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:20,120
Speaker 3: So usually it's a little more, uh, you're expected to

1448
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 3: be a bit more independent.

1449
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, and this is like, well, we wanted to be

1450
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,400
Speaker 5: a good show. We want everyone to be working, everyone

1451
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,280
Speaker 5: working on it to be good at their jobs, so

1452
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:29,600
Speaker 5: why not do that?

1453
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. It's because also the daily shows are

1454
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:38,720
Speaker 3: so stressful, are so exhausting that oftentimes it can very

1455
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,240
Speaker 3: much be every man for himself or sure, you know,

1456
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,439
Speaker 3: like or if you start to fall behind a little bit,

1457
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 3: it just like people are like, we don't have time

1458
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,280
Speaker 3: to help you. Of course we're being eaten alive.

1459
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice.

1460
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:53,439
Speaker 5: An intense schedule, but it's nice. It feels like I'm

1461
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,800
Speaker 5: just in an intense training course and I feel like

1462
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:57,560
Speaker 5: I'm catching on.

1463
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:00,080
Speaker 2: So it's cool. I think that's what I need. I

1464
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:03,800
Speaker 2: have no schedule, and I've been like sleeping in. Well,

1465
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:07,280
Speaker 2: that sounds wonderful. Yeah, it is great. It is great,

1466
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 2: but after a while it starts to affect everything. You're like,

1467
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:13,559
Speaker 2: well what am I doing? And I remember back when

1468
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,040
Speaker 2: I worked on a show and just had to show

1469
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 2: up somewhere every day. It probably wasn't as long as hours,

1470
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,599
Speaker 2: but I have it makes you get all these other

1471
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:24,639
Speaker 2: things done. Even your weekends are productive. You just become

1472
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:28,040
Speaker 2: a productive person. The show not require nine hours of

1473
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:28,880
Speaker 2: sleep every night.

1474
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:32,599
Speaker 3: Well, and also I think if you're on a daily

1475
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 3: show you do it is like being in a boot

1476
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:38,640
Speaker 3: camp of a kind, because then everything after that is

1477
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 3: so much easier.

1478
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 2: I'm sure.

1479
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,720
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean the job I have now is

1480
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 3: difficult in other ways, but scheduling wise, and it feels

1481
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 3: very it almost feels luxurious.

1482
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,120
Speaker 5: Sure, much time there is well, and you're kind of

1483
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,599
Speaker 5: working towards a bigger idea all the time rather than

1484
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,360
Speaker 5: just resetting every day. And yeah, which is good in

1485
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,120
Speaker 5: some ways and bad and others. Like if you have

1486
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 5: a bad day, you're like, well, tomorrow, maybe I won't

1487
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:03,719
Speaker 5: be awful.

1488
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:07,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the second taping starts, it's like, well, yeah,

1489
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 3: this ship is sale. There's nothing you can do.

1490
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,080
Speaker 2: But I imagine on a sitcom you're like, the week

1491
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 2: is a little slower paced.

1492
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,880
Speaker 3: Yes, it's very slow paced.

1493
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:22,679
Speaker 2: I'm in the even slower paced world of occasional commercial audition.

1494
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 2: I also just burped into the mind like if I

1495
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,479
Speaker 2: could tell more that, oh, you guys work a lot,

1496
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,280
Speaker 2: I did a skippy peanut butter voice.

1497
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,160
Speaker 3: You're also in that weird position of when you're a

1498
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 3: comic and an actor. Yeah, I mean you you do

1499
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:39,799
Speaker 3: commercials a lot exactly.

1500
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, so lately so yeah, my sense of.

1501
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:47,559
Speaker 3: Worth is it's it's purely based on.

1502
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 2: You guys. Yes, And I have not been getting them,

1503
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:56,080
Speaker 2: So my position has gotten more fetal during slumber times, but.

1504
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:57,959
Speaker 3: Then pilot seasons. Right around.

1505
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:02,120
Speaker 2: Pilot season, it's kind of curving the corner. It's it's

1506
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 2: rounding it. When does it end? When does it start?

1507
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:07,680
Speaker 2: When did it start? For others? That's and does it

1508
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 2: matter anymore? It kind of doesn't. I like where this

1509
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,280
Speaker 2: is going well, but let's be I feel like like last.

1510
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 5: Year, Fox made an announcement basically saying we're going to

1511
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,200
Speaker 5: do pilot season all year, right?

1512
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, why because of cable? Why does there have to

1513
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 2: be a seat? Is it because of weather?

1514
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 5: It's not the fifties anymore. We don't need a season

1515
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,479
Speaker 5: season and they don't.

1516
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:31,439
Speaker 3: Make deals anymore. It used to be pilot season. Then

1517
01:14:31,439 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 3: you get a pilot deal or a holding deal. All

1518
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:35,639
Speaker 3: that's out the window.

1519
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:38,000
Speaker 2: Now everyone just makes a pilot and doesn't get picked up.

1520
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 3: And then yeah, everyone's like, I'll pay for my own pilot. Please.

1521
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:42,640
Speaker 1: I beg you to look at it.

1522
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,879
Speaker 2: It's it's fully produced. I'm trying to sell it to Netflix.

1523
01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:49,080
Speaker 2: It's already finished, there's twelve episodes.

1524
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 3: I got my own advertisers.

1525
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,879
Speaker 2: I even made shot my own commercials, which was very difficult.

1526
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 3: Please doesn't look at it.

1527
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:02,200
Speaker 2: Nope, nope, no, thank you, it does doesn't have crystallia

1528
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:02,600
Speaker 2: in it.

1529
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,880
Speaker 1: What's your favorite television show these days?

1530
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:09,960
Speaker 5: For that's that's a good can. I have several answers.

1531
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,640
Speaker 5: I'll try to narrow it down. I'll narrow it down to.

1532
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:17,839
Speaker 2: A favorite comedy program and a favorite drug okay, okay, genre,

1533
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:19,800
Speaker 2: favorite dramedy Okay.

1534
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,720
Speaker 5: I have so many favorite dramedies. That's where the list

1535
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:29,320
Speaker 5: gets along. Favorite comedy. Last Man on Earth is just

1536
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:30,440
Speaker 5: is wonderful.

1537
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:33,559
Speaker 2: I love it. I have his voice in my Ways navigation.

1538
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,360
Speaker 2: I wasn't aware that was a accidentally. I guess I

1539
01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:39,679
Speaker 2: don't have ways, so it doesn't. It's a great idea

1540
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,760
Speaker 2: for a show. I was excited about that. He's lived

1541
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:43,080
Speaker 2: up to my expectations.

1542
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:43,559
Speaker 3: It's great.

1543
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,240
Speaker 5: He's so funny, and it's it feels different from other shows.

1544
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:49,320
Speaker 5: Kimmy Schmidt's great too, But I feel like this is

1545
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:53,080
Speaker 5: like a very different thing that I haven't seen before.

1546
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:57,880
Speaker 5: And drama drama, uh the Americans, I think, which I

1547
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 5: don't know what's going on eighty percent of the time. Sure,

1548
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:04,599
Speaker 5: but the acting is so fine and occasionally they'll play

1549
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 5: a Fleetwood Max song and you get to see someone

1550
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 5: get shot to it, and it's very cool.

1551
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,600
Speaker 3: A lot of people like I keep seeing articles like

1552
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:13,240
Speaker 3: Americans the show.

1553
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 1: No one's watching that should they should be watching around?

1554
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 5: Oh, it's so Have either of you seen it? It's fantastic.

1555
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:24,639
Speaker 5: It's FX. Oh okay, yes, FX. And it's so good.

1556
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 5: I mean, and if you understand even the Cold War,

1557
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:32,479
Speaker 5: even five percent more than I do, you'll definitely like,

1558
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:33,200
Speaker 5: oh wow.

1559
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:37,320
Speaker 2: Okay, it's such a huge part of my childhood that era,

1560
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,080
Speaker 2: you know, sure, being scared and get ready to hide

1561
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,840
Speaker 2: under my desk at any moment. Yeah, yeah, it's uh

1562
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 2: what about you two? Do you have Transparent for me

1563
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:49,240
Speaker 2: to watch that? It's so it's the best. It's just

1564
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 2: the best acting I've seen in a thing. Okay, with

1565
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 2: the exception of one person in it, So I just

1566
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:58,160
Speaker 2: kind of can you name that person? No, I don't, don't.

1567
01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:01,920
Speaker 2: It's they're terrible, They're everyone is so good in it.

1568
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 2: It's just great. And Jill, what's she I don't look

1569
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,960
Speaker 2: what has she done? She just wrote on she wrote

1570
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:11,840
Speaker 2: on sixty number.

1571
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:15,679
Speaker 5: Okay, it's so good. Yeah, it's I loved the pilot,

1572
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 5: but I just have been. There are one hundred TV

1573
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,760
Speaker 5: shows I need to watch, and it's and like.

1574
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,120
Speaker 2: You mentioned, it's the music and everything, Like the music

1575
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:25,760
Speaker 2: is beautiful and shot whimsic, whimsically.

1576
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 5: I just it's just like a dream world at all,

1577
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 5: not at all, that's not whimsical, a huge fantastical element, all.

1578
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:37,439
Speaker 2: The interstitial lighting things from punch drunk Love and all

1579
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:40,640
Speaker 2: that kind of I just have to compare it to.

1580
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:44,120
Speaker 1: I Love That though, which just pretty yeah, and that's.

1581
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:47,640
Speaker 2: Great, and Jeffrey Tampoor is my new favorite person and

1582
01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 2: I can't.

1583
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:49,000
Speaker 1: Wait to see it.

1584
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 3: I haven't. I feel like I'm holding that, like I

1585
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,240
Speaker 3: want to watch it, but I haven't figured out how

1586
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,920
Speaker 3: to do it yet, and I just I'm like holding

1587
01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,160
Speaker 3: it like there's a little treat I.

1588
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:02,960
Speaker 2: Got wrong eyed and that was It's perfect. Two days

1589
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,200
Speaker 2: I watched the whole season.

1590
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:07,639
Speaker 1: I guess, well, right now I'm obsessed with the jam.

1591
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:07,840
Speaker 3: Oh.

1592
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:10,680
Speaker 2: I need to watch that so bad because.

1593
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,120
Speaker 1: Because that's my that really is.

1594
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 3: I don't like watching comedy that much. I feel it's

1595
01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 3: so so emotional when I watch comedy. Either I get

1596
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,640
Speaker 3: like crazily jealous or I love it so much. I

1597
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:24,519
Speaker 3: feel like my head's gonna explode, like it's too much.

1598
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 3: I might be a bipolar but so I like watching

1599
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 3: murder shows. I also really am fascinated by rich people.

1600
01:18:33,439 --> 01:18:38,120
Speaker 3: So the Jinx has everything I love all in one beautiful.

1601
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,680
Speaker 2: But it's it's a documentary but kind of packaged like

1602
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:41,880
Speaker 2: it's a it's a.

1603
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 3: Series, but it's like six. Yeah they did it like

1604
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:49,719
Speaker 3: staircase style where they're they needed it out over six.

1605
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:55,679
Speaker 5: Staircase style, that staircase show, Staircase document, staircase.

1606
01:18:56,640 --> 01:19:02,160
Speaker 2: Although I am familiar with the staircase style of of comedy. Yes, yes,

1607
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:03,600
Speaker 2: well you want to have.

1608
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:08,160
Speaker 3: It build, let's staircase this one guy. Okay, everybody, such.

1609
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,720
Speaker 2: A great thing. You could say them just with confidence

1610
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 2: in a meeting. Oh yeah, people would just agree with you.

1611
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 2: Take up jargon like that and then have people agree

1612
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,360
Speaker 2: with you and then call that's I'm describing an asshole.

1613
01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:23,160
Speaker 2: But yeah, a Staircase style fraud.

1614
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:27,560
Speaker 3: Just prank someone politely agreed with me.

1615
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:29,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're nodded and smile.

1616
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 3: You're a dip.

1617
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:33,000
Speaker 2: Should make me feel supportive even though you didn't know

1618
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,639
Speaker 2: what I was talking about, But that means you're dumb.

1619
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,760
Speaker 3: I also wait, There's another one that I liked, well,

1620
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 3: The Last Man. Sunday Night got crazy where there was

1621
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:43,759
Speaker 3: tons of shows.

1622
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:46,160
Speaker 5: I feel like that happens twice a year when suddenly

1623
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:47,479
Speaker 5: there are nine shows on Sunday Night.

1624
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to pick one up. Is that the

1625
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,599
Speaker 2: night Mike and Molly's on? That's the Mike and Molly.

1626
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 1: No, it's mad Ment. I'm just thrilling mad Men's coming back.

1627
01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:56,760
Speaker 3: I love that show.

1628
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:58,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to be a mess. I'm going to be

1629
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:01,080
Speaker 2: a falling mess by the end of it.

1630
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,519
Speaker 3: It's I love it.

1631
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:05,640
Speaker 2: Do you watch as I like John Hamlot, but I

1632
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:09,040
Speaker 2: Mad Men kind of. I just lost track and then

1633
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 2: I tried to jump back in. But yes, like everyone

1634
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,080
Speaker 2: that first season, I was like, oh, this is a

1635
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:18,400
Speaker 2: different kind of terrific show. But yeah, I feel like

1636
01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:21,240
Speaker 2: there's I'm excited. I'm when I'm a Dorg. I'm very

1637
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,200
Speaker 2: excited for Game of Thrones to be me too. I

1638
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,080
Speaker 2: like everyone love that, and I love that.

1639
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 5: Game of Thrones is wonder It is great. Have either

1640
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,280
Speaker 5: of you read those books books?

1641
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:34,320
Speaker 3: I can't read.

1642
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 5: Oh, that's why neither you can read them? So embarrassed,

1643
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:39,360
Speaker 5: which is.

1644
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:42,200
Speaker 2: Why I'm sorry we were going nowhere near l a X.

1645
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,920
Speaker 2: What is that green sign with white squigglies on it? Oh,

1646
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:53,960
Speaker 2: it's that your American language again, but I sound smart.

1647
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,479
Speaker 2: That would be it. That's my new favorite character? Am

1648
01:20:57,479 --> 01:20:58,760
Speaker 2: I saying that right there?

1649
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 1: Do you recommend the books?

1650
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? And if you like the show, it almost feels

1651
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:04,519
Speaker 2: like you're reading.

1652
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:07,000
Speaker 5: I liked it because it felt like I was just

1653
01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:09,799
Speaker 5: reading history books about these characters in this crazy world.

1654
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:13,040
Speaker 5: There's so much that I couldn't follow, and if you

1655
01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:15,920
Speaker 5: ask me any specific question about them, I would not

1656
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:16,720
Speaker 5: be able to answer you.

1657
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:17,240
Speaker 2: At this point.

1658
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:18,479
Speaker 1: You haven't read these books.

1659
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:22,760
Speaker 5: The covers are so beautiful, and I just go to

1660
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:24,519
Speaker 5: Barnes and Noble and gaze at them.

1661
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:26,360
Speaker 1: Lightly.

1662
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:30,400
Speaker 5: No, there's extremely long, and the fourth and the fifth one,

1663
01:21:30,439 --> 01:21:32,360
Speaker 5: I think this is kind of the general opinion are

1664
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:35,519
Speaker 5: not that exciting, But the third book is great.

1665
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:40,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, they're enough people read those books that I

1666
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:45,000
Speaker 2: remember all this. Uh you know, all these people were

1667
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:50,559
Speaker 2: up in arms about the Red Wedding or some episode

1668
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 2: where it was a little rapier or it was consent.

1669
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:58,040
Speaker 2: I don't know that something that was consent in the

1670
01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:00,479
Speaker 2: book was serious.

1671
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:04,479
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, yeah, with uh Jamie and Ceruss.

1672
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:07,880
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you. Yeah that remember people getting all mad.

1673
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:10,439
Speaker 5: I think they made it rape here in the show, right,

1674
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,360
Speaker 5: and in the book it's not like that at all,

1675
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:13,000
Speaker 5: but I.

1676
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:15,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just I'm like, wait, we're talking about

1677
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:18,280
Speaker 2: villains here. I mean, I don't want anyone to get raped,

1678
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:20,519
Speaker 2: but if anyone in the show was going to get it,

1679
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:24,680
Speaker 2: I choose seriously, I'm probably there would probably is going

1680
01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:28,600
Speaker 2: to be some backlash to whatever. But she's really crucified.

1681
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:31,719
Speaker 2: She wanted to Oh well, if you're mad that I'm

1682
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 2: happy she got raped, then you're happy that a little

1683
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,240
Speaker 2: kid got pushed out of a window and it's forever

1684
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:38,760
Speaker 2: Paralyz is a super villain. Yeah, yeah, she's not a

1685
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:41,200
Speaker 2: good person. It doesn't make up for it that he

1686
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:43,760
Speaker 2: can enter wolves spiritually make up.

1687
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:45,960
Speaker 3: Oh right, you're right, it doesn't.

1688
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:48,200
Speaker 1: But I do love Brown. That's his name.

1689
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:50,000
Speaker 2: Brend's wonderful. Uh.

1690
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 3: The first episode that he was in, I was like,

1691
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:55,240
Speaker 3: oh no, I have a crush on a nine year

1692
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:55,760
Speaker 3: old boy.

1693
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,280
Speaker 1: Everything about his face and.

1694
01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:00,200
Speaker 3: Like he was all like, man, I'm gonna go I'm

1695
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:01,400
Speaker 3: a whole building or whatever.

1696
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:03,120
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, I love him, just a

1697
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,120
Speaker 2: brave little boy.

1698
01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:08,360
Speaker 1: But he is in an adolescence now that has made.

1699
01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:14,280
Speaker 3: My crush end. He's a year old bird, right right, Yeah,

1700
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,840
Speaker 3: he looks like he's like the birds he's entering.

1701
01:23:17,479 --> 01:23:21,120
Speaker 2: And then yeah, one turned eighteen. I quit looking at photos.

1702
01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:25,080
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about, Joe. Come on, I

1703
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:28,800
Speaker 2: was doing an old Bob sag it Joe. You guys

1704
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:34,320
Speaker 2: don't like it when I sag it up. Gotta sag

1705
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:41,240
Speaker 2: it up, No, dig got to sag it up. Sorry,

1706
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:44,479
Speaker 2: we're we're doing an extra long episode.

1707
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 5: I think he's a four hour episode. Well, did you

1708
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:49,680
Speaker 5: already talk about the marathon.

1709
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:50,280
Speaker 2: On your way? Yeah?

1710
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, goddamn Well, I'm I.

1711
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:54,679
Speaker 5: Just want to say I will never run a marathon

1712
01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:58,519
Speaker 5: after today. I will actively tell people not to run marathons.

1713
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:00,360
Speaker 5: It's not fair less.

1714
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:03,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just all I think of is, well, it's

1715
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:06,400
Speaker 2: inconvenient for the rest of the world, your narcissistic desire

1716
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:08,559
Speaker 2: to run, and there's got to be a better way

1717
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:11,879
Speaker 2: to get a Facebook photo, yeah of you with diarrhea

1718
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:16,599
Speaker 2: running down your mask. I am Yeah. I just don't

1719
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 2: understand why they insist on doing it in the middle

1720
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:22,240
Speaker 2: of town. One of the worst days I had a

1721
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:25,320
Speaker 2: few years ago, was also during the marathon. It is.

1722
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,680
Speaker 2: It is a cause of heartbreak to.

1723
01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:32,120
Speaker 3: Man, Just don't I really wish I had Like Ridgin

1724
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:33,680
Speaker 3: and I talked about this yesterday and I was like,

1725
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,880
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look at what the path is and then

1726
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:37,960
Speaker 3: I'll let you know what time we're going to get you.

1727
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,559
Speaker 3: The key element that I forgot to do is look

1728
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:43,560
Speaker 3: at where the path was. Sure, so I was like,

1729
01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:45,120
Speaker 3: we'll get you at eleven or whatever.

1730
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,280
Speaker 1: But I was like, it's I kind of felt like

1731
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 1: I knew.

1732
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:50,840
Speaker 3: I was so shocked to see that it really was

1733
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:54,559
Speaker 3: on Sunset like the least convenient. Oh, it's the way

1734
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:58,160
Speaker 3: to fuck everything in the entire city is to fuck

1735
01:24:58,240 --> 01:24:59,240
Speaker 3: up Sunset Boulevard.

1736
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:01,200
Speaker 2: And that's not like a it's a pleasant place to run.

1737
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:04,200
Speaker 2: That's the worst place in the world. Exactly why there?

1738
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:07,360
Speaker 2: What is the novelty of it? Is it some kind

1739
01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:11,800
Speaker 2: of a power pedestrian power move? The pedestrians are taking

1740
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 2: it back.

1741
01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:14,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so sick getting hit and run.

1742
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:17,320
Speaker 2: On every other day.

1743
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:18,439
Speaker 1: This is right, isn't it.

1744
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? You're doing great? Yeah, it's uh. I knew that.

1745
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:24,400
Speaker 2: Last I was nervous. I had trouble sleeping last night

1746
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:27,040
Speaker 2: because I was worried about I think we're in good shape,

1747
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:30,280
Speaker 2: by the way. Yeah, it's only twelve thirty, right, Oh,

1748
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:34,400
Speaker 2: wonderful shape. Yeah, okay, I was so I kept waking

1749
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:37,120
Speaker 2: up because I had a late show last night that

1750
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:40,760
Speaker 2: started at midnight. And oh, we screened this thing I

1751
01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:43,240
Speaker 2: was working on and all the comics did twenty minutes.

1752
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:46,880
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant you screened it with your friends.

1753
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,439
Speaker 3: You screened it at the midnight show.

1754
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what is the thing that's great? It's uh

1755
01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:55,720
Speaker 2: me being forrest gumped or green it's me acting in

1756
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:58,600
Speaker 2: a green screen and then added to the movie cocktail

1757
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:03,840
Speaker 2: character and we kind of reap, oh kind of and

1758
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,639
Speaker 2: made it more of a thriller where I'm stalking Tom

1759
01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:10,960
Speaker 2: Cruise and there's some scientology jokes. But it looks amazing. Yeah,

1760
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,000
Speaker 2: I would like you to see it. It's will this

1761
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:16,080
Speaker 2: will be a place on the internet. But that's last night.

1762
01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:18,000
Speaker 2: It was so funny. There's a little Q and a

1763
01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:20,160
Speaker 2: kind of and someone said where can we see it?

1764
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,400
Speaker 2: And he said, well, I want to put it on YouTube.

1765
01:26:22,439 --> 01:26:25,360
Speaker 2: It'll probably get taken down. Uh, just look for it

1766
01:26:25,439 --> 01:26:27,639
Speaker 2: and when you find it, show its all your friends

1767
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:30,160
Speaker 2: like that. I'm like, oh, that's how viral, that's how

1768
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:33,760
Speaker 2: that happened. So we're gonna put it on Vimeo. Yeah,

1769
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:38,000
Speaker 2: Vimeo is kind of a more lawless and because it's

1770
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:41,040
Speaker 2: as long as too many cooks, I think a lot

1771
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:44,880
Speaker 2: of people will see something almost twelve minutes and get scared. Sure,

1772
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:47,040
Speaker 2: so I feel like we should edit a little movie

1773
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:49,720
Speaker 2: trailer and have that be a minute long with all

1774
01:26:49,720 --> 01:26:53,280
Speaker 2: the highlights. But anyway, it's gonna put it on Vimeo.

1775
01:26:53,479 --> 01:26:56,840
Speaker 2: And this has been a ton of work. It has

1776
01:26:56,920 --> 01:27:01,040
Speaker 2: been months of work because there's all these reshoots, like

1777
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:03,360
Speaker 2: we look at what comes up and then it's not

1778
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:07,120
Speaker 2: lit right and my eyeline isn't where good Brian Brown

1779
01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:09,280
Speaker 2: is and so it's like, oh, we have to reshoot that.

1780
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:12,559
Speaker 2: Also our mic broke, so we have to redo the sound.

1781
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:15,240
Speaker 2: So I was doing all the adr like looping and

1782
01:27:15,479 --> 01:27:18,639
Speaker 2: it was disgusting, but it was it's where it looks

1783
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:21,200
Speaker 2: so good. It looks I mean that commercial was it

1784
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:25,160
Speaker 2: Snickers where it's a Brady Bunch scene and ooks, it

1785
01:27:25,439 --> 01:27:28,560
Speaker 2: looks like that. It's that technology but with jokes and

1786
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:30,880
Speaker 2: not just Steve Blue Shemmy you don't know what I

1787
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:34,600
Speaker 2: have to say, Marsh. That was abstinct. It was not

1788
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:37,120
Speaker 2: That was not the Brady Bunch movie. But we want

1789
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:39,639
Speaker 2: to do something with it. It's some mystery science theater

1790
01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:43,200
Speaker 2: type repurposing of movies. Sounds wonderful.

1791
01:27:43,439 --> 01:27:44,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait to see you.

1792
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:47,400
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. I'm excited about it. I want

1793
01:27:47,479 --> 01:27:49,479
Speaker 2: to talk about it, but I keep it inside, you know,

1794
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:53,919
Speaker 2: like a lot of my feelings. We're on Century Boulevard.

1795
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:57,000
Speaker 2: We were closing in on the airport, so many of

1796
01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,800
Speaker 2: our original sponsors. Remember that first Taco.

1797
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:00,560
Speaker 3: On top about it?

1798
01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:03,080
Speaker 2: Everywhere we went we said it was a sponsor. It

1799
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:07,200
Speaker 2: didn't really work. Does this episode have a sponsor? Not yet.

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01:28:07,439 --> 01:28:10,120
Speaker 3: We're working on that right now, Marathon.

1801
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:13,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're going to pour money this episode. All

1802
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:16,080
Speaker 2: things Comedy as a whole is getting sponsored by some

1803
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:19,120
Speaker 2: mattress company and all the money will go to everyone. Yeah,

1804
01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,479
Speaker 2: that's coming. I haven't told you about that.

1805
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:22,320
Speaker 3: I saw the email.

1806
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:25,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean, if it's a little bit of scratch,

1807
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:27,479
Speaker 2: why mattress company wants to give you money. I don't

1808
01:28:27,479 --> 01:28:29,200
Speaker 2: know what they're called yet, but we aren't sponsored by

1809
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:32,080
Speaker 2: them yet, so I can just call them pins and needles.

1810
01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:36,200
Speaker 1: Don't say that. We do not recommend.

1811
01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very or nothing. My wife dumps while I

1812
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:43,880
Speaker 2: drink wine.

1813
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:46,839
Speaker 3: When is your birthday?

1814
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:49,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? My birthday is in October. Oh, and do you

1815
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,559
Speaker 2: want me to tell you where? Which airline? Yeah?

1816
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:53,719
Speaker 3: Can we guess?

1817
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:59,479
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? And then his birthday in October October twenty.

1818
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:00,320
Speaker 2: It's my birth today.

1819
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:02,400
Speaker 3: You're flying Alaska October ninth.

1820
01:29:02,840 --> 01:29:04,720
Speaker 2: I knew it. I know it was the twentieth of

1821
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:11,280
Speaker 2: the night and you are on Alaska horizon. Nope, southwest southwest? Oh, god,

1822
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,640
Speaker 2: third one And that was good. That was It's a

1823
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:20,960
Speaker 2: very austin flight. Southwest. You're gonna love it there. Maybe

1824
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:23,360
Speaker 2: I don't know, Maybe you'll be frustrated and locked in

1825
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:26,799
Speaker 2: a rooming hours. But I hope you get a seaspoon.

1826
01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:30,840
Speaker 2: Get to seaspoon and eat some food. Will be if

1827
01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:32,559
Speaker 2: you don't get a seaspoon. When you eat the food,

1828
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:35,160
Speaker 2: you should eat it with a spoon. Perfect. That was dumb.

1829
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:38,200
Speaker 1: A lot of do you eat barbecue?

1830
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:39,320
Speaker 2: I love barbecue.

1831
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,760
Speaker 3: You're gonna have a lot of great opportunities.

1832
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:47,160
Speaker 5: You're just gonna to fill myself with meat and tacosh.

1833
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:50,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do have breakfast tacos while you're there. That's

1834
01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:52,320
Speaker 2: been my dream for at least five years. It's the

1835
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:55,479
Speaker 2: best to have breakfast in Awesome. There's people go crazy

1836
01:29:55,479 --> 01:29:58,320
Speaker 2: about them. Just all that text Max, you'll gain a

1837
01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:01,720
Speaker 2: few pounds. But god, it's just when I lived there,

1838
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:05,080
Speaker 2: I just I got I ate a lot, and I

1839
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:08,840
Speaker 2: got big, and then I enjoyed every minute of it.

1840
01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:13,760
Speaker 2: I was also drinking beer every night. Oh thank you.

1841
01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:16,439
Speaker 2: It's just kind of fishing. I hope you can say that.

1842
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:19,960
Speaker 3: Now, do you have anything you want to plug?

1843
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,919
Speaker 2: I can plug? I mean, can I just plug products?

1844
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:24,240
Speaker 2: I love?

1845
01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:25,080
Speaker 3: Sure?

1846
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:28,080
Speaker 5: Because I need to get the word out about Mother's

1847
01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:33,240
Speaker 5: brand peanut Butter Gaucho cookies. What I cannot stop talking.

1848
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:35,280
Speaker 5: For the last year. I have been bothering people to

1849
01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:35,760
Speaker 5: buy these.

1850
01:30:36,439 --> 01:30:37,200
Speaker 3: I've never heard.

1851
01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:40,240
Speaker 5: I've never had a Nutter butter. This is that times

1852
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:44,880
Speaker 5: a billion. This is such a superior cookie sea And

1853
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,080
Speaker 5: they are a little expensive at Ralph's, so I went

1854
01:30:47,160 --> 01:30:49,760
Speaker 5: for them to go on sale. But when they do

1855
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:52,719
Speaker 5: go on sale, I will buy six to eight packages

1856
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:56,120
Speaker 5: at a time. They are phenomenal. It's a sandwich cookie

1857
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:59,200
Speaker 5: with peanut butter. But for some reason, it's it's the

1858
01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:00,000
Speaker 5: best an taste.

1859
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:04,880
Speaker 2: Think they say the mothers gaucho peanut butter gauchos, and

1860
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm pronouncing.

1861
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:07,800
Speaker 1: That you are gauchos correct.

1862
01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:10,360
Speaker 2: Gaucho is a type of cookie. I mean, I.

1863
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:14,479
Speaker 3: Referred to as a cookie, but the word gaucho is

1864
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:17,000
Speaker 3: like that's a it's a Mexican cowboy.

1865
01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:22,400
Speaker 2: No, that's right. I believe that's correct. Peanut butter gauchos.

1866
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:25,400
Speaker 5: Mothers has other types that are fine, fine or I

1867
01:31:25,479 --> 01:31:29,479
Speaker 5: haven't tried to have the taffy, the chocolate sandwich, but

1868
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:31,479
Speaker 5: the peanut butter gaucho is another world.

1869
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:35,000
Speaker 3: I think mothers are famous for those, their circus or

1870
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:36,160
Speaker 3: animal cookies.

1871
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:41,920
Speaker 2: And those for me are not That is not weird

1872
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:43,080
Speaker 2: waxy sugar.

1873
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:47,120
Speaker 3: But what's the deal with a Gaucho's So it's like

1874
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:49,559
Speaker 3: a peanut butter oreo, but.

1875
01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:52,879
Speaker 5: I feel like that's under selling it. Yeah, the texture,

1876
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,559
Speaker 5: the flavor, everything about this is so good. I can't

1877
01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:58,040
Speaker 5: I cannot tell.

1878
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:00,880
Speaker 2: I hate that I don't like certain words to where

1879
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:04,680
Speaker 2: I don't like the word gaucho with a cookie, I

1880
01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:07,519
Speaker 2: like it with the Mexican cowboy. It makes me think

1881
01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:12,080
Speaker 2: of the name gringo oa and you know peanut butter gringos.

1882
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:14,840
Speaker 2: The gauchos used to sit and a lot of the

1883
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:18,439
Speaker 2: cowboys used to sing a song called Green Grows the Grass,

1884
01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:24,439
Speaker 2: and so in mimicking the cowboys, they'd say, gringos, that's

1885
01:32:24,479 --> 01:32:30,200
Speaker 2: where gringo comes from. No funny, because this is real.

1886
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:34,880
Speaker 2: Google that stuff, gringo, and then green Grows the Grass

1887
01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:39,599
Speaker 2: the song pop up and Albert BROCCOLI's family invented broccoli

1888
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:47,519
Speaker 2: by crossbreeding cauliflower. And you're just saying, yeah, I'm right

1889
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:48,439
Speaker 2: about the green coat.

1890
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:51,720
Speaker 3: Is that the only product you want to play?

1891
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:54,240
Speaker 2: Let's let me see if I can. Can I plug

1892
01:32:54,280 --> 01:32:58,439
Speaker 2: an album? Yeah? Yeah, we're just gonna a band called Dick.

1893
01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:04,719
Speaker 5: Diver Melbourne in Florida, fantastic Australian band singing sad songs,

1894
01:33:05,280 --> 01:33:07,120
Speaker 5: wonderful sad songs.

1895
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:08,720
Speaker 1: Diver's I've never even heard.

1896
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's a I think a lot of people

1897
01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,639
Speaker 5: assume they're going to be like this obnoxious band because

1898
01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:14,920
Speaker 5: they're called Dick Diver, but I think it's an f

1899
01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:16,800
Speaker 5: Scott Fitzgerald character or something.

1900
01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:20,800
Speaker 2: So it's a you know, this is multiple levels. It

1901
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:23,839
Speaker 2: does make me think of a tiny guy in Espeedo

1902
01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:31,000
Speaker 2: diving into someone's your throat. That sounds if it's anything

1903
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:35,040
Speaker 2: like a swab a right, Okay, I've been to a

1904
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:36,000
Speaker 2: doctor sue me.

1905
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:40,320
Speaker 5: So that's an album I do have. It's been in

1906
01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:43,439
Speaker 5: the work since last July. A web series coming up.

1907
01:33:43,479 --> 01:33:45,920
Speaker 5: I don't want to give anything away. It's gonna be

1908
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:48,320
Speaker 5: I'm hoping to shoot for like six seasons of this.

1909
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:53,599
Speaker 5: We've got the first season done. My friend Matti Gabreton

1910
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:57,599
Speaker 5: and I worked on it. It's got a beautiful Matt

1911
01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:59,120
Speaker 5: is my friend and mine.

1912
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:00,840
Speaker 2: He's great.

1913
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:04,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's fantastic. And my friend Jordan Kim is editing it.

1914
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,639
Speaker 5: So it's going. It's almost done, and I think it's

1915
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:10,080
Speaker 5: gonna really change the way people think about web series.

1916
01:34:13,439 --> 01:34:16,840
Speaker 5: It's got everything you need and I think it's going

1917
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:18,960
Speaker 5: to be I think the first season is ten episodes.

1918
01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:24,559
Speaker 2: It's got so look forward to that in the future.

1919
01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:28,920
Speaker 2: I don't know that I can describe it. Wait a minute,

1920
01:34:29,240 --> 01:34:30,800
Speaker 2: that's a non existent.

1921
01:34:30,479 --> 01:34:32,760
Speaker 5: No, this is it's absolutely but I don't want to

1922
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:34,000
Speaker 5: give anything away because.

1923
01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:35,599
Speaker 2: I won't.

1924
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:39,080
Speaker 5: It has a beautiful theme song sung by my friend

1925
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:44,560
Speaker 5: James Girard, I composed the lyrics, it's got. It just

1926
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:47,439
Speaker 5: has got so many things working for it.

1927
01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:49,680
Speaker 1: When does it come out?

1928
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:50,800
Speaker 2: Hopefully soon?

1929
01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:53,479
Speaker 5: Jordan has been busy editing other projects, but he's I

1930
01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:54,719
Speaker 5: believe almost done.

1931
01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:56,720
Speaker 3: So And are you gonna put like on Twitter or

1932
01:34:56,720 --> 01:34:57,719
Speaker 3: how are you going to I'm.

1933
01:34:57,680 --> 01:35:00,559
Speaker 2: Just gonna blast this all over the internet. That's where mine,

1934
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:01,920
Speaker 2: that's where mine's coming out to.

1935
01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:05,120
Speaker 5: You know, it's gonna we're gonna have it on the internet.

1936
01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:08,120
Speaker 5: We'll have it on the on YouTube, and then I'm gonna,

1937
01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:12,400
Speaker 5: you know, just politely ask people on Twitter to spend

1938
01:35:12,439 --> 01:35:18,200
Speaker 5: some time watching it. But uh yeah, ten episodes, ten seasons,

1939
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:24,000
Speaker 5: and look forward to that little thing in the next year.

1940
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:25,120
Speaker 3: And you're the star of it.

1941
01:35:25,360 --> 01:35:28,400
Speaker 5: I am the star of it, Okay, you know, Matt

1942
01:35:28,439 --> 01:35:33,040
Speaker 5: has a small part, and there, you know, I go

1943
01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:36,640
Speaker 5: through something that I think a lot of people can

1944
01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:41,559
Speaker 5: relate to and have struggled with, and there people are

1945
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:45,120
Speaker 5: gonna love it. It's gonna really we're looking at a

1946
01:35:45,560 --> 01:35:47,240
Speaker 5: you know, I don't know any web series to compare

1947
01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:48,840
Speaker 5: it to, but it's gonna be the best.

1948
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:56,840
Speaker 2: That sounds terrific. Okay, that's not fair, really dumb, Well,

1949
01:35:56,960 --> 01:36:01,120
Speaker 2: normally with our sign we honk. But I yeah, I

1950
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:04,920
Speaker 2: feel like it's made it here. There's jack Allison. No way,

1951
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:09,800
Speaker 2: do you know that guy who is it? Oh? Not

1952
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:16,320
Speaker 2: that guy that's like a fellow writer. Wow, there is Jackson. Well,

1953
01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:19,280
Speaker 2: well we'll wrap it up. Yeah, thank you, thank you.

1954
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:22,400
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that we had terrific This was a struggle today. No,

1955
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:25,000
Speaker 2: it was fun. It was a great special episode. We're

1956
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:26,920
Speaker 2: gonna hank at your friend because I'm gonna say thank

1957
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:30,960
Speaker 2: you for being on d ride y n A r.