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Speaker 1: weeks ago. My whole job. There was a girl who

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Speaker 1: what an amazing quote. Just in general, it's well, you know,

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Speaker 1: I am humble, but I did go to my boss

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Speaker 1: She was like bullying me, and I was telling him

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Speaker 1: just sound is up on our social media right now.

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Speaker 1: You can do so many videos with this sound right here.

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Speaker 1: I was at my old job. There was this girl

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Speaker 1: was just better than her. So many people that relate

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Speaker 1: to that. Right now, go at the Jewels Show. Grab that.

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Speaker 1: You can use it for a real or whatever you

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Speaker 1: fun to try it. I'm gonna get that at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. You can also follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dress, I'm Evan

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Speaker 1: and we are hiring that makes sense for this sound

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Speaker 1: We said, hit us up on Instagram or wherever, hit

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Speaker 1: us up on your social media whatever you like to

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Speaker 1: now's job. He officially is not on the air anymore.

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Speaker 1: You know, the odds are they won't be redhead. I know, sad.

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Speaker 1: really happy about the only qualifications are there are no qualifications? Really? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of the negative vibes. That's why Evan put us two

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Speaker 1: months in very negative on your life. I've been applying

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Speaker 1: They have interviews for influencer positions. That was my question exactly.

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Speaker 1: When you're trying to get a job as an influencer.

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. If you want English Evans job, we're

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Speaker 1: And if you would answer an interview question like this.

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Speaker 1: and I'm looking out for children's safety. I am the

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Speaker 1: I love my job. You just you just rainged me

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Speaker 1: out for You could have said one thing and gotten

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Speaker 1: want to whistle up there. Yeah, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your husband. Dave set you up. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: why not have that guy call you today. Maybe honestly,

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Speaker 1: Why I totally thought this was real. Well just remember

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Speaker 1: now when you go pick your daughter up today, slow children.

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Speaker 1: Next thing, I will, I will, maybe I'll bring my own.

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Speaker 1: While the Jewel Show on demand, it's time Floor of

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Speaker 1: the Roses only on the Jewil Show. It looks like

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Speaker 1: Google might ruin another relationship, good another one. It's time

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Speaker 1: for World the Roads to catch a cheater. And Amanda

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Speaker 1: The flowers will come from you now, from US. Wow? Really?

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Speaker 1: the Jewels show on demand, jebils Dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time who were dirty little Secrets? So we have no

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Speaker 1: idea who's on the phone, but they'd want to tell

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Speaker 1: us something that's a dirty little secret. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know why I needed to say that. It's pretty obvious

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Speaker 1: since in the name. I'll shut up now and we'll

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Speaker 1: go hi on the phone. Hello there, whatever your name is,

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Speaker 1: how are you? Hey? Guys? How are you good? So

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Speaker 1: we obviously don't know your name because everybody's anonymous in

431
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Speaker 1: the dirty Little Secret? And what is your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: So you know? None of my friends family, really, there's

433
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Speaker 1: only a handful of people who know this about me. Um,

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Speaker 1: and they never would guess it in a million years.

435
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Speaker 1: But I'm a furry. You're a furry? What's a furry?

436
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Speaker 1: I like to dress up in a really fuzzy, cute

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Speaker 1: animal suit, um or you know that it excites me?

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Speaker 1: Wait sexually? Wait wait you dress up in fuzzy costumes

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Speaker 1: while you're doing the deed or by yourself. Yeah, no, um,

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Speaker 1: with others. I'm not the only person who's in there,

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Speaker 1: okay at all? I thought fury would be like just

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Speaker 1: I thought something else. Yeah, most of the time. I

443
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Speaker 1: have a wolf costume that I really like and it

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Speaker 1: has some strategic tailoring, so some panels are removable and

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Speaker 1: you kind of get the gist, right, Um, how do

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Speaker 1: you guys know what a furry is? I learned what

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Speaker 1: is a long time ago. Well, one day when I

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Speaker 1: was sef in the Hub of while Ago, I stumbled

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Speaker 1: upon a category. I never watched the actual video, but

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Speaker 1: of it. Yeah right, yeah right. You don't see anything

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Speaker 1: on the internet like what a fury is and see

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Speaker 1: a video of it and not go I just have

453
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Speaker 1: to check it out. I think the picture gave it away.

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Speaker 1: What was going on? Animals? You know you watched that video? Okay, videos,

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Speaker 1: so Christian our digital director. I just want to see Christian.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Brad? I know you know what a

457
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Speaker 1: fury is? I do. Okay, see the one Christian digital director?

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Speaker 1: Did you know what a fury is? I'm gay? I

459
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Speaker 1: know what all sex? So you knew I knew what

460
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Speaker 1: a fury is. Why why am I the only one

461
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Speaker 1: who doesn't know what a fury is. I don't know.

462
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Speaker 1: I'm surprised too. Yeah, well I've searched the hub. I

463
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Speaker 1: should have seen that enough. Dude, this is I feel

464
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Speaker 1: like this is my whole childhood. No, be the last

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Speaker 1: one to know everything, Okay? I was like, okay, never mind,

466
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Speaker 1: Like Alex is the last one in the room to

467
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Speaker 1: learn what a what a furry is and on the

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Speaker 1: phone telling is they're a little secret. Is some dude

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Speaker 1: we don't know the name because he remain anonymous and

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Speaker 1: he just admitted that he is a furry and nobody

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Speaker 1: knows this about you. I forgot we're doing that. No

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Speaker 1: nobody knows. I mean, well some people do know. I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe not because actually they wouldn't even know who

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Speaker 1: are because you got a big furry head on when

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Speaker 1: you're doing your thing, that's right, So it's pretty anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Is this the same thing as when I see people

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Speaker 1: in these same costumes, like going from bar to bar?

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Speaker 1: Do they go after? Like they go home with each

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Speaker 1: other after? I think that's a pub crew. It's more

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Speaker 1: like a prawl, like in the same outfit. It's not

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Speaker 1: out Yeah, it's the same, like bunny costumes you might

482
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Speaker 1: see on an Easter pub crawl or something, except they

483
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Speaker 1: are not celebrating the spirit of Easter. They are sinning.

484
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Speaker 1: Isn't that right, mister furry? Oh they got their leggs

485
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Speaker 1: and they're sticking them somewhere they are. Yeah, yeah, that's

486
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Speaker 1: exactly right. All right, Okay, what do you what do

487
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Speaker 1: you dress up as? You have like one main thing

488
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Speaker 1: or um? Most of the time, I'm a wolf. It's

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Speaker 1: I think it feels kind of like an extension of

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Speaker 1: my personality. But I don't get to let out the

491
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Speaker 1: extension of your personality, the big bad wolf huff and

492
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Speaker 1: puff and do all sorts of things. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us you're a little secret and also

494
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Speaker 1: educating Alex Whore's my wife, by the way, on what

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Speaker 1: a furry is. Um, And I guess we have to

496
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Speaker 1: try some new things. There's a constant stort down the street.

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Speaker 1: You want to do? You want to? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: you know, you know, I'm always curious about everything. Let's

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Speaker 1: he's already searching Amazon dot com shipping already. Actually, then

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They report the news. For Wednesday, April thirteen two, I'm

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh and if you're beating yourself up because you

504
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Speaker 1: think you're waiting till the last minute to get your

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Speaker 1: taxes done, don't worry about it. Everybody else is too

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Speaker 1: Tell you about it in just a second, But first,

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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and rapper Nelly

508
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Speaker 1: was at a Miami nightclub recently and somebody did something

509
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Speaker 1: cold to him that got him hot, and there I

510
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Speaker 1: have the full story coming right up. I'm English Evan

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Speaker 1: and men who disappoint their partners you must pay attention

512
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: to my story because, let's face it, men are trash.

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00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: Pay attention. More on that coming up in my story.

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Speaker 1: I'm Christian Grace Snow and if you are a robot

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Speaker 1: approaching me for a three cent of the answer is nah, fam,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming up at my story. That's kind of those stories.

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Speaker 1: And just the second before your first story of the

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Speaker 1: day in the ND the news nowere crazy serions their

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Speaker 1: port the news. If you think that you're waiting until

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Speaker 1: the last minute to get your taxes done, don't worry

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Speaker 1: about it. Fifty six percent of Americans apparently don't even

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Speaker 1: know when taxes are. April eighteenth, James the date. I

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Speaker 1: know how they changed the date because the fifteenth is

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Speaker 1: on a Saturday. I think so it's the same day

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Speaker 1: as Easter. No, no, that is on the seventeenth. O.

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Speaker 1: Easter is always on the Sunday you wore on. Okay,

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Speaker 1: no matter what, I don't know that. Sorry for calling

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Speaker 1: you more on It's okay, I like it, you like it? Well, wow, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep calling your ahead to talk more

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Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, I mean to say, like, I don't

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Speaker 1: I like it when you call me names. Oh, let's

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Speaker 1: move on. This got awkward. Really, this is the Iron

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Speaker 1: and the Idiot News Network, or idiots aren't just in

534
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: the news. Let's send it on over to Alex Fresh

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Speaker 1: for our next story. Who's on vacation? I'm with Nellie whoa.

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00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: I know he doesn't sing the song, but I just

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Speaker 1: that's not Nellie. You know you didn't have to hit

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Speaker 1: Oh my story has been funnier. I got you laughing

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00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: now he was Miami nightclub. Do you some individible? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: For one? Goot music ready ahead of time because I

541
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Speaker 1: knew Alex. The story was about Nellie's alright, and grabbed

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Speaker 1: some and I and then all callie slag district comes

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Speaker 1: all right, what do you text in which oneld be

544
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Speaker 1: like like the douggie? Though? All right, well, Nellie who

545
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: taught us how to doggie in Miami? I remember back

546
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: when Nellie taught us out of doggie. I was just

547
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Speaker 1: a teenager back man, it was hot and then we

548
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Speaker 1: dog eat and got even hot. All right, So anyway,

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00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: Nellie was at a nightclub in Miami and he got

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Speaker 1: pelted in the head by someone with an ice cube.

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00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: He turned around and he like hit his like he

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Speaker 1: like grabbed his head. He looked like it hurt. Yeah,

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00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: And then he looked up and then he just bolted

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Speaker 1: for the stairs to leave or to go chase the

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Speaker 1: person down that take it outside, catch him outside. I

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Speaker 1: thought it would be funny, though, if he just got

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Speaker 1: hit and then started to cry a little bit and

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Speaker 1: ran out the door because he didn't want everybody to

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Speaker 1: see him crying. That's what he looked, embarrassed. That's all

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Speaker 1: I have sending it back to me. Teach me, teach me,

561
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Speaker 1: to teach me how to douggie and the idiot news

562
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,239
Speaker 1: network where idiots aren't just in the news for our

563
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: next story. Let's send it over to English Evan, who

564
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Speaker 1: apparently likes to be called a naughty, dirty moron. Boy. Yeah,

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00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: so I'm with doctors in Lebanon who had discovered that

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Speaker 1: the quick zap to a man's leaf blower will cure

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Speaker 1: him of finishing the race too early. I can't tell

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Speaker 1: what I'm speaking in code? Does everyone just so shock,

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Speaker 1: so shocking the old fun button. So we're taking leaflowers

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Speaker 1: into the bedroom? No, the leaf blower was an analogy?

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Speaker 1: You want to do the Christian? I am not following.

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00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: You want an analogy in the bed on? What's that?

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Speaker 1: I don't want that? Does that hurt? It sounds like

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Speaker 1: it would hurt analogy if you then the idiot in

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Speaker 1: the network where idiots not just in the news for

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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, And that's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to Christian Gray Snow, who he's been an

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Speaker 1: analogy in a few times. I'm just still worried about

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Speaker 1: the leaflowers. Okay, all right, I'm on location in a

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Speaker 1: robot factory because a recent study concluded that people would

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Speaker 1: rather have a threesome with a robot go through with

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Speaker 1: the hassle of finding a willing participant. Wow, it's tough

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00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: to find people, honestly, you guys. Yeah, but the apps aren't.

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Speaker 1: This is the first time in the I n N

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Speaker 1: we've ever had two experts in the room. So Jubil

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Speaker 1: and Alex, what do you think, robot or no, robot?

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Speaker 1: Say what not? Both? Lets it's still kind of touching

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Speaker 1: me a threesome, right, just with one of your appliances. Yeah,

589
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Speaker 1: I would let a robot teach me how to doug.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, you are doing it wrong. Yeah, So that's

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Speaker 1: all I have sending it back to you, robot. I

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Speaker 1: am pleased bought three thousand. Who's going first? That was

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Speaker 1: the I n N. The idiot his network or idiot's

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Speaker 1: not just in the news. Tune in tomorrow same time

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Speaker 1: for another hard, very hard hitting report from the I

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Speaker 1: n N. Remember you follow the show on social media

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Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show, follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: at Jewel fresht that, I'm at Evan in the radio,

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Speaker 1: and I'm at Christian Grace Now and your phone brek

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Speaker 1: happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next one

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Speaker 1: is coming up in just a few minutes. It's the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, the Jewil Show on demand, It's another Jewil

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Speaker 1: Phone Brame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is

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Speaker 1: Todd Sparks. I'm looking for Kevin. Yeah, this is him, Kevin.

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Speaker 1: How you doing, Yes, the todd Sparks. Okay, So do

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Speaker 1: I know you? Who's you? Probably haven't, don't even know it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you've seen by books in the bookstore, todd

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Speaker 1: Sparks Putting the Spark Back in your Life? Uh no,

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Speaker 1: I don't. How about my follow up to that todd

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Speaker 1: Sparks spark up another one? No, okay, I can't heard

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Speaker 1: of it. Well that's fine. You know, every once in

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Speaker 1: a while you meet someone who hasn't. So my name

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Speaker 1: is Todd Sparks, Putting the Spark Back in your life.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. I am a motivational life coach

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Speaker 1: and I've been featured you name it. I've probably been

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Speaker 1: featured there. So I am a friend of Paul's. That's

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Speaker 1: why I'm calling you. Okay, Yeah, how do you know Paul. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm a friend of Paul's. We've known each other for

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Speaker 1: a while and I was with your friend Paul when

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Speaker 1: you texted him that you didn't pass the real estate exam. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm calling. I asked him, I said, hey,

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Speaker 1: can I call him? Can I talk to him? And

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Speaker 1: he said he probably shouldn't, And I said, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it because todd Sparks needs to put

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Speaker 1: the spark back in this man's life, because that's got

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Speaker 1: to be devastating for you to not pass that test

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Speaker 1: to be a real estate agent. Because I'm sure it's

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Speaker 1: something that you really wanted. I mean, yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: a little upset, but I can just retake in it.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, It's okay. Look, the first step to really

631
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: killing it is to go ahead and own your failures

632
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: like you know in your successes. So say it out loud.

633
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: My name is Kevin, and I'm a failure. Go ahead

634
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: and say it. See how it feels. I'm not going

635
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: to say my failure. Is there any other thing you

636
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: need for me? Because this is weird? And I agree

637
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: it is weird. I can imagine me in your shoes

638
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: right now. I'd be like, no way, I didn't pass

639
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: the real estate exam that I was hoping I would

640
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: ace and I'm feeling bad about it. I'm driving around

641
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: with my head down and I've seen more toes than

642
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: i've seen trees this week because my head's been down

643
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: looking at my toes because my name is Kevin, and

644
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: I'm sad that I didn't pass the test. And then

645
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: out of the blue, todd Sparks calls for some reason.

646
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: I was hanging out with Paul when you texted him

647
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: that you failed that exam, and I was like, I'm

648
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: not going to let this guy be a failure. I'm

649
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: not gonna let Kevin be a failure. And then I called,

650
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: and you're weirded out by that. I can understand that.

651
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 1: What else is going on? What else shall we talk about? No,

652
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: there's there's there's nothing significant to talk about. I just

653
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to you because you're a weird. Though.

654
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: It can be weird to hear this stuff. I know,

655
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: when you're living in stagnation nation, sometimes you feel like

656
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Sometimes things are weird, right, Sometimes conversations

657
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: are weird. Well, it is weird. Let it be weird

658
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: and you'll see how high you'll climb. Climbs are kind

659
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: of weird. Sometimes you ever been on a trail and

660
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 1: do something weird. I have no I like you come

661
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: down like a literal crazy person. Life is a big

662
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: trail up a big mountain, and sometimes weird things happen

663
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: and you just have to go with it. Todd sparks

664
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: spark back in your life. So let's get weird on

665
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 1: the trail. Me and you. Let's go for a hike,

666
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 1: and I will put that spark back in your life.

667
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: I will put my spark right inside you. We're not

668
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: going anywhere. I'm getting off the phone right now. I'm

669
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: calling Paul and I'm telling him you's a idiot for

670
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: hanging out with you. Oh wow, that hurt. Okay, that

671
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: did hurt a little bit, and I'm gonna be honest

672
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: about it. I'm gonna be honest about something else too.

673
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: Though this is a prank phone call. My name is

674
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: not Todd Sparks. I do not put sparks back in

675
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: people's lives, and I do not want to put a

676
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,439
Speaker 1: spark in you or get weird on a hiking trail

677
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: with you. Okay, Frank call, Yes, this is actually Jewel

678
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

679
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: and your buddy Paul. Set you up. Of course, of course,

680
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: he said. Believe him. He said you were bummed because

681
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: you didn't pass a real estate exam and wanted to

682
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: help get you back on your feet. And I'm glad

683
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: we could do that together, Kevin. But for real, hey,

684
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 1: don't worry about the test. You'll get it next time.

685
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: If you need to get hyped up for it, you

686
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: know where I'm at. I'll put the spark back in

687
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: your life. The Jewbil Show on demand, First Day up.

688
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: Dylan is on the phone today for a first date

689
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: follow up. And I don't I don't know if this

690
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: is a good date or a bad date. I wouldn't

691
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: think it would be a terrible date. What is it?

692
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: Then again? I hate going to this place? Dylan and

693
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: his email said that he went out with a woman

694
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: named Colleen and their date was at the grocery store.

695
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: The grocery store. I don't know who takes a date

696
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: to the grocery store, but we'll find out what the reason.

697
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: You know what new grocery stores sometimes have like a

698
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: beer garden. Now, oh that's true. I saw that the

699
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: other day. I'm on and staff Whole Foods. Yeah, Dad,

700
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: IPA's galore. Probably that cost way too much. First of all, Dylan,

701
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: before we find out what your date was all about,

702
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you went out with Colleen.

703
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: It's been about two weeks now. And how many times

704
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: have you tried to reach out to her after the

705
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: year date? Well, I reached out like three times, and I,

706
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to annoy her at the

707
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: same time you don't want to be and you haven't

708
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: gotten a response at all from her. No, she hasn't

709
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: said anything. But explain your email. You said your date

710
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: was at the grocery store. Does that mean basically, I

711
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: was at the grocery store, and you know, I was shopping,

712
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: walking through the aisles, and I see this pretty girl

713
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: and she's trying to like grab something from the top

714
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: shelf or forgot what it was, like flower or something.

715
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: I asked her if she needed help, because I'm kind

716
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: of tall and she's her, and so I grabbed the

717
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: thing off the shelf. So she must have liked that

718
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: that you were able to get something down from the

719
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: shelf of the grocery store for him. Yeah, she's all smiling,

720
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,720
Speaker 1: kind of flirting with me, and so I shorted back.

721
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: And so anyways, after I helped her get the food down. Um,

722
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: you know, I said, she said thank you, and we

723
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: kind of like walked away. And then you know when

724
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: you're in a grocery store and you you're like the

725
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: only people there and you keep on running into the

726
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 1: same person in my house, And then after like the

727
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 1: third time, we I don't know, we just like started laughing,

728
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: both of us because I don't know there was like

729
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: intention there. Yeah. So I asked her, you know, what's

730
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: your name anyways, and she's like, oh, I'm Colleen. I

731
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: was like, well, it's nice to meet you. You know.

732
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: When we started talking, where are you from? Different things?

733
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: And then we just sat there and we went to

734
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 1: talk for maybe ten fifteen minutes, and then we started

735
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: kind of like walk around the grocery store together. That's

736
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: kind of sweet though very Roman. Yeah, organic, So we

737
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: checked out and then we I helped her put her

738
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: groceries away to that gentleman. Yeah. I have a motorcycle,

739
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: so we couldn't like hang out for a little bit

740
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: longer on my on my bike. So we got in

741
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: her car and we just like hung out and like

742
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: had some caprican and lunch bowls and some more, and

743
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: it was just it was really nice, and then yeah,

744
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: and I gave her my number and then I have

745
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: I heard back from her, and I don't you know

746
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 1: that surprised to me that she wouldn't call you back

747
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 1: after that. I mean, you know that would that sounds

748
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: like a nice experience. It seemed like she enjoyed it

749
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: from what you've told us. Why do you think she's

750
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 1: not calling you back? Then? The only thing I could

751
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: think of is that I went to the gym right before,

752
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: right before I went to the grocery store, and I

753
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: don't know if maybe I had some bo That's the

754
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: only thing I could think of, because aything else is perfect.

755
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: But I don't know. When you guys parted ways, she

756
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: seemed excited and did you guys kiss or anything. We

757
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 1: didn't kiss, but we did hug and she said something

758
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: like I feel like I've known you forever like that.

759
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, And then I was like, so I'll

760
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: be seeing you again and she's like, oh yeah, and

761
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: then we parted ways. I thought about her for the

762
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: rest of the day and then I did. I text

763
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: her and I said, hey, that was so nice. I

764
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you again. And then she text

765
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: her back and was like me too. All right, well

766
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can figure it out. We'll play

767
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: a song, come back, and then call her and get

768
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: your first date follow up and find out if it

769
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: is the Jim funk turned her off or something else. Okay,

770
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Yeah, all right, we'll do it next.

771
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. Have you missed the first part

772
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: of today's first date follow up? Dylan is on the

773
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: phone and he's not getting a call back from a

774
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: woman named Colleen. They met at the grocery store. She

775
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: asked him to get something off the top shelf because

776
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: he's a tall guy and we all know how that

777
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: goes as our people, well me and Alex too. He

778
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 1: just haven't he's a little taller, so he doesn't know

779
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: the struggle. But I'm not even do though. After he

780
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: got the thing off the top shelf for her, they

781
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 1: ended up running into each other a bunch more in

782
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: the grocery store and then started talking and then reminisced

783
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: about capri sons and lunchables and joked around a bunch

784
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: and then bought some of that stuff, went out to

785
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: her car, sat there eight lunchables, drank Capri Sons and

786
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: talked a little more, and he thought it was fantastic

787
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: and doesn't understand why she's not calling him back now.

788
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: The only reason that he could think of was that

789
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: he went to the gym before and maybe he smelled funny.

790
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: And that's the only thing that Dylan can think of.

791
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 1: And we're about to call her right now and see

792
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: if we can figure it out for him. All right,

793
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: don't anything else you want to say before we call Colleen. No,

794
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous, but I definitely want to find

795
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: out what happened him. Well, good luck, all right, here

796
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: we go. I'm gonna doll her phone number and hopefully

797
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: she answers the phone because if she doesn't answer the phone,

798
00:41:52,040 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: then okay, hello, I might a speak to Colleen please, Um,

799
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: this is she. Hey Colleen, how are you? This is

800
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show. It's a radio show. And my name

801
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: is Jebel, and my name is Alex and my name

802
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: is Evan. It's a radio show called The Jewel Show.

803
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: How do you know my name? We're calling you because

804
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: you went on a date with someone who listens to

805
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: our show. They emailed us about you. Okay, and his

806
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: name is Dylan. Okay, okay, and you met him at

807
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: the grocery store. I did. Yeah, you shared Capri Sons

808
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,919
Speaker 1: and lunchables with him in your car, and you ghosted him,

809
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: and you're ghosting him. He thought that that was a

810
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: wonderful experience for you both, and you said that you

811
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: were excited to see him again after your date. But nothing.

812
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 1: He's tried to reach out to you a few times

813
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 1: and no text back, no callback, no nothing, and we're

814
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: wondering why. Um, Okay, he he's super cute and nice

815
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: and I really liked him, but he rides a motorcycle

816
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: and that's just like a huge deal breaker for me.

817
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: Oh it's the bike. It was the most Okay. He

818
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: did mention that he rides a motorcycle. He said that

819
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: you guys sat in your car because you couldn't sit

820
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: on his motorcycle and drink Caprice Sons and eat lunchables

821
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: outside of the grocery store. Is it because, like, you've

822
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 1: been in a motorcycle accident or know someone who has.

823
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: I know someone who has. Yeah, And it's just I

824
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: just I just can't handle that kind of stress in

825
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: my life, just worrying about that person. It's like, yeah,

826
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: just like such a risk that you're taking that you

827
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: don't need to saying, well, so you don't even want

828
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: to call him back at all, just knowing that he

829
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: rides a motorcycle. Yeah, it's just like buy a coffin

830
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: when you buy a motorcycle, is how I view it.

831
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: And it's just like a tagging time mom. Is there

832
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: a reason like why you just didn't want to tell

833
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: him that? Um? I people get just upity about that.

834
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: Like motorcycle people usually are very like, very to their motorcycle, Colleen,

835
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: because you guys were you know, the sparks were flying.

836
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: He seems like a great guy. I mean, maybe he

837
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: would get rid of the motorbike for you. That's quite

838
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: an ultimatum at the beginning of a relationship. Yeah, I mean,

839
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: and that's cool for you to think that way. You

840
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: didn't want to give him the chance, Noah, I just

841
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was very sweet. It was really nice,

842
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: super cute, and I had a great time. I mean

843
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: I saw the bike and I still invited him into

844
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: my car and it was just kind of like a

845
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: nice moment for me to spend with him. But I

846
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: was just they just knew, like that was that was

847
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: going to be it. Well, thank you for telling us.

848
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: And I mean, that's that's a legit reason. I appreciate

849
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: arned about someone safety or concerned about having to tell

850
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: someone to give up something like I do know that

851
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: Dylan liked you a lot, okay, And I do know

852
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: that he's a risk taker obviously because motorcycle. And I

853
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 1: also know that he's a risk taker because he asked

854
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: us to call you and he's on the phone listening

855
00:44:53,640 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Oh who, Colleen, what's up? Hi?

856
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: I mean, is that really what's the reason? I mean, yeah,

857
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: so you were just never gonna talk to me again

858
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: because I have a motor bike. Oh yeah, I'm not gonna.

859
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like a huge ultimatum for me

860
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: to give to someone, and like, there's just no way

861
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to date someone with a motorcycle. So I

862
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: didn't want to like try and put all these limitations

863
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: on you right off the bat. As the radio guys said,

864
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I did really like you. I thought we

865
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 1: had a good connection, and I don't know, I thought

866
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: it was a nice time. Like I've never met someone

867
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: like that. I've never had like an organic date, just

868
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: randomly out of the blue, and I don't know. So

869
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: I was definitely excited, but my feelings were really hurt

870
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 1: when you you never talk to me again. I kind

871
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: of thought that was a little rude. I thought, I

872
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: just wish you would have said something and instead of

873
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: leaving me hanging and thinking like this whole time that

874
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: I had maybe done something wrong or something. And so

875
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, like I've had to do

876
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: that before. I have told guys like that had bikes

877
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: and they got like they just turned it around and

878
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: got mad at me for telling them what they couldn't do,

879
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: and so I'm just kind of I was just over that.

880
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: And I had a great time with you. I really

881
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: enjoyed it, but I just knew that that was probably

882
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,439
Speaker 1: gonna be it, and I didn't want to like cause

883
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: any drama. Well, to be honest, I mean, the only

884
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: reason I'm driving or riding a motorcycle, or the reason

885
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: I started, is because at the time I didn't have

886
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 1: money for a regular car, so I bought a motorcycle.

887
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: But now I have a good job, and so I

888
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: was actually looking into buying a regular car. Not even

889
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: a big fan of driver or riding a motorcycle. I

890
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,959
Speaker 1: mean it's fun, but I would rather have a car

891
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: with room and stuff. So I don't know if you

892
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: would be interested in Maybe you're going car shopping with me.

893
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: That sounds like a second day. Are you saying that

894
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: you that you might get a car and get rid

895
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,760
Speaker 1: of the bike for another date with Colleen? I'm saying

896
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: that I'm not that crazy about the motorcycle as I

897
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 1: am about Colleen. What a line, dude, I want to

898
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,280
Speaker 1: date you now with a line like that, Dylan Colleen,

899
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another date with Dylan?

900
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it? Um seriously, Yes, I'm jet serious. Okay, Okay,

901
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: it's a date. Then oh right, you guys a go

902
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: car shopping together. He'll get rid of the motorcycle, and

903
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: then you invite us to the wedding. Yeah, it's like,

904
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: oh I like that. Honestly, I would rather have a

905
00:47:52,920 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: car and have you in a passenger seat than my motorcycle. Wow. Wow, steaming.

906
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: I mean that sounds a little bit more frisky than

907
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: excited or anything. I don't know, say, passenger seat not backseat. Still,

908
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: you know, tomato, Tomato, I mean, keep talking, keep talking,

909
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 1: like that, Dylan, you will end up in the backseat.

910
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: Don't knock like you haven't done on the front. Yeah,

911
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 1: we'll practical pay all right. Well, congratulations you guys. Keep

912
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: us updated and I'm glad it worked out for you,

913
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: Dylan and calling. Okay, bye, guys. The Jewels Show on

914
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret sign for your dirty little secret.

915
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: Remember you can text us four one six one. You

916
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: can email us on air at the Jewilshow dot com

917
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: if you have a dirty little secret, or you can

918
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: just call up when we tell you to call up

919
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: if you have a dirty little secret. And if you

920
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: make it on the show, you can tell us whatever

921
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 1: you want. Because everybody remains anonymous, nobody will know who

922
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: you are. We don't even ask what your name is.

923
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: All right, so you have a dirty little Secretum yeah,

924
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: so yeah. So I have been dating my girlfriend for

925
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,240
Speaker 1: about four years. We've lived together now for about three

926
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: of that. And um, she is a doctor and she's

927
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: just busy all the time. You go, right, So I'm

928
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:21,399
Speaker 1: bringing out the money. Well, she has just gone a

929
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: lot and I work from home now, so I am

930
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: not gone a lot, okay. And we both absolutely love

931
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: watching TV shows and movies together, and we've got, you know,

932
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: quite a few shows that we're super interested in, and um,

933
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 1: a lot of the time I will watch those without her.

934
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:48,959
Speaker 1: Oh that's and for some people they get so bad.

935
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: I heard I've been doing this before, like a long

936
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: time ago. So we said this and like, yeah, it

937
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: actually is, Mesta, what do you tell her? You act surprised?

938
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: Do you watch them again? I right, like so yeah,

939
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 1: So we definitely watched them again later when we're together.

940
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: And it's just sometimes the hardest thing it is to

941
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: just set there and react to things my first time

942
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: I've seen it. Yeah, how do you find something that

943
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: you'd like to watch by yourself? Right? Well? And I

944
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: even tried that, but she loves everything and she loves

945
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: watching it together, and honestly, to her, like this is

946
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: worse than like cheating. It's some people get so mad though.

947
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: Well I got really mad a couple of weeks ago

948
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: because Squid Games came out not too long ago and

949
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: we were talking about it, me and my girlfriend for

950
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: like three weeks about how we were going to watch

951
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: it together. I cool. I face timed her the other

952
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: night and was like, oh, well you watching? She went nothing,

953
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: and I was like, are you watching squid Games? She

954
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: had watched six episodes? Why about me? Sis? Girlfriend? And

955
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: I know ran for real, Like I don't even trim

956
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: about that kind of stuff, dude, But six episodes is

957
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: a lot. Remember there was like one time, like Jubilee

958
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: and I were married. We don't watch a lot of TV, like,

959
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: but we used to watch some things once in a while.

960
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: There was one time where you watched an episode on

961
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: me and I did get pissed. What are you? What

962
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Like, that's our time? What do

963
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: you mean? I know it's like going on a date,

964
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: but then you're like, oh no, I'm gonna go with

965
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 1: someone else. No, that literally is actually messed up. And

966
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 1: then I think one time I finished an episode because

967
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: I was gonna rewatch it. The thing is, I like

968
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: watching things over Nobody. Nobody though that I've ever met,

969
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: is cool with that, like not cool with it. But

970
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: they just they just don't. They're like, you already watched it.

971
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, but I like to watch it again, but

972
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: you already watched it. Yeah, but it's cool. It's like

973
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: a whole new time. I'm watching it again. Yeah, it

974
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I just stop watching this

975
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: season exactly for everyone. Be careful, man, she finds out

976
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 1: that you're watching those shows without her, it could be

977
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 1: the end of everything. You know what, woman has intuition. Careful,

978
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: my friend, it sounds scared. Well, good luck, And I

979
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: would keep that secret safe with you till the contain

980
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: anybody like honestly, yeah, I plan on it. Even if

981
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: you were cheating on our ISA, you should tell somebody,

982
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: but not about that. Yeah, I literally never told anybody.

983
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 1: So yeahs you're the only ones. All right, stays here

984
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,720
Speaker 1: you are? Yeah, all right? Good luck? Then Jebil Show

985
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: on demand, Then Jebil Show on demand. A relationship, you

986
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: need to listen to this segments Jewel Show. And if

987
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: you're not in a relationship, this is going to be

988
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: some good advice on how you can help your partner

989
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: out in a relationship. Also, if you work in retail,

990
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 1: this is going to be some good advice on what

991
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 1: not to do with your customers. It's a huge hot

992
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: tip coming at you. Normally I shop online, but I

993
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: decided to go into a store the other day and

994
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 1: it was so ridiculous and so annoying. Jubil and I

995
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: are married in case you guys didn't know. We go

996
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: shopping together often, and married couples do deal with it.

997
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: And I like to power shop, so I like to

998
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: get in and get out she does. The stereotype of

999
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 1: a relationship is the husband's always like, look, can we

1000
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: get on here? We're here for five you're looking at

1001
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: a handbags, you know that kind of thing. But we're

1002
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: totally different with that. We're going to a store, and

1003
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 1: she says to me before, I only want to be

1004
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: in here ten minutes away, unless it's like Gucci, then

1005
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm down. Anyhow, So I went to this one store

1006
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 1: and I was under a time crunch, like for real,

1007
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: like a huge time crunch. I should have been somewhere already.

1008
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: We were actually were technically we're already running late before

1009
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: we started. And this is how I'm a supportive but

1010
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 1: also bad husband to Alex in moments like this, because

1011
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: she doesn't like to run late, right, I don't like

1012
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: to run late. It's just I have all my life,

1013
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: so I kind of go, well, I'm late again. Alex

1014
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: like to be punctual. She's very respectful of people's time.

1015
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: We don't see this brand other than online, see very

1016
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: few stores in person, and I was like, dude, when

1017
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: are you gonna have this opportunity again? I know that

1018
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: we're supposed to be somewhere, and it's about an hour

1019
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: away right now anyway, so we already be about an

1020
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: hour late. Yeah, and you're never gonna You're never gonna

1021
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: be in front of the store again. Let's get in

1022
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: there and shop a little bit. And then she also

1023
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: greaves me like, yeah, that's a good idea. But then

1024
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: also we're late, let's go. I'm in the store jewels

1025
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: in the men section, and I'm by myself. You know,

1026
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to shop quickly like I always do,

1027
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: Like I know what I like and I know what

1028
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: I don't, and I know my size and I know

1029
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: what it's not, and I know what I need. So

1030
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: I was just looking at closed by myself and enjoying

1031
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: my time by myself. Then all of a sudden, there

1032
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: was this crackhead on me who worked there. She's just like, well,

1033
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: I'm zipping around the store like she's on crack. So

1034
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 1: but she is starting to recommend things that I don't like. Yeah,

1035
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to see a pigeon how

1036
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 1: their heads, you know, And their heads just move around,

1037
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: like yeah, crazy, that's what this worker looked like, just

1038
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: going around the store, just her head on a swell.

1039
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,919
Speaker 1: I mean she was five pounds, you guys. I saw

1040
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: her a little bit because I looked over to see

1041
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 1: what else was doing, and I see her talking to

1042
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: this pigeon lady. And I don't know what was going

1043
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: on though at the time. She wouldn't leave me alone,

1044
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: like I was trying to shop, but she just kept

1045
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: bugging me, and I just stop what I'm doing and

1046
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 1: I go over to my husband jewel, and I'm like,

1047
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: she will not leave me alone, and I'm about to

1048
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: leave for real, like I'm about to leave. And this

1049
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: is when things got interesting because I actually had a

1050
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 1: really good suggestion. It was like the most amazing thing

1051
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: that he's done for me in a long time. I

1052
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: felt relieved. That wasn't I didn't mean, it's fine, Alex

1053
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 1: and I relief. Alex and I are married and been

1054
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: drawing a lot of home improvement things around the house.

1055
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: I'm not very good at I've had more fails than

1056
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: i've had wins lately. I'm I'm aware of the situation.

1057
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 1: It's fine though we're married, We're gonna be together forever.

1058
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have a lot of fails, a lot

1059
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: of wins, but this was a win. Was absolutely yes,

1060
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: that's a great idea. So I was like, all right, babe,

1061
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: go back over there and shop. I will keep her busy.

1062
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: I'll just ask her a bunch of questions and have

1063
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: her go find things. But then, yeah, but so I

1064
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: started started off fine. She was going, she was on

1065
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: her way, She's making a bee line for Alex and

1066
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, excuse me. She turned around and

1067
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 1: I was like, do you have this an immediate He

1068
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: didn't want it. She's like, I'll go back to the

1069
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,439
Speaker 1: back and find it. I'm like sweet. But she would

1070
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 1: go grab something from the back to show me right

1071
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: my size. And there was the dressing room and it

1072
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: would go in between the store, so you could go

1073
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: out one side or the other, and she kept taking

1074
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 1: things to a dressing room for me that I was

1075
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: creating for this close that I was never gonna I

1076
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I take that, put that in there.

1077
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 1: And every single time she'd come out, she tried to

1078
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: go out the other end to go to Alex. But

1079
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 1: she came out one time and I said hey, and

1080
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 1: she just ignored me on purpose and went. I was like, no,

1081
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: I must She literally escaped me, and that's when I

1082
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: texted Alex and I was like, I'm sorry I lost her.

1083
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 1: This is the worst part, you guys. Oh my god,

1084
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: weren't rush right. We're already supposed to be somewhere, but

1085
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 1: first coffee, And so I'm like, I'll go get coffee

1086
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 1: while you pay because we're already late, so we might

1087
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 1: as well be a little less late and try to

1088
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: be more efficient. And then I get a text from Alex.

1089
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: It just says what the actual and I was like, oh,

1090
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: what's happened? And my response and then a letter is OMFG,

1091
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: yeah right because he saw her walk out the store

1092
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: with me with all four of my bags on her hand.

1093
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: She carried all the way across the streets the store.

1094
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,280
Speaker 1: After I insisted three times please give me my bags,

1095
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 1: she still wouldn't leave me alone. Looked over at the

1096
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: crosswalk and I look, and there's there's Alex and the

1097
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: worker that won't leave her alone, standing at the corner

1098
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: waiting for the light to change. They both come up

1099
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: to me and she goes. I was like, here, I'll

1100
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: take those bags and she's like, you sure you don't

1101
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: wanted to take them to your cart for you? And

1102
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: what I had half of mine just for the comedy

1103
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: of it to be like, oh yeah, I also didn't

1104
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: want to die. Oh my god. Remember you can follow

1105
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,760
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1106
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,040
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1107
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,800
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